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JimmySav
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:11:00 -
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ATUK and the members of [5] have announced the start of Operation Ebay, a devastating 'Pearl Necklace' style strike against the Red Alliance.
The Red Alliance had been collaborating with [5] enemies, notably the interstellar disgrace that is known to veteran podders only as Celestial Apocalypse and also providing information to marauders such as RAT, who were clearly thinly disguised RA members. Such callous disregard for [5] who regard CELES as their traditional permanent enemies could not be condoned for long. Since this staement was written CELES seem to have crumbled although we are assured this temporary. There is ome evidence to suggest that the holier than thou CELES pilots are trying their hand at piracy....
A fleet moved to F2A to recapture a traditional ATUK stronghold aided by [5] pilots and faced little resistance as the closely coordinated strike came from the blackness of space. It is reported that the fleet contained a number of the newly released Dreadnaught class siege ships. ATUK CEO, Hue Jorgon, noted only that, "[5] fleet dispositions are not up for discussion."
The [5] have kindly tolerated the RA pilots in Curse space for some time now, and felt betrayed by the actions of their guests. The constant sniping and the aiding of enemies pushed [5] too far and as such the RA will be removed from [5] space.
"Red Alliance working with low lifes such as Darth Solo sickens us," continued Hue Jorgon, "And as such we felt that the best way of dealing with such a stomach problem is to employ the traditional Amarr cure, which is of course, killing everything."
Diplomatic niceties such as these have earned ATUK and the [5] a reputation as firm yet fair allies but harsh enemies.
Since this initial bulletin battles have raged at F-E where peace loving members of [5] had opened a coffee shop for tired pod pilots. RA aggression has forced the [5] into punitive actions, again jumping into a bubble camping force, displaying heroism reminiscent of ATUK's Operation Goatse assault into FA. Since the start of this campaign, many RA Space Stations have been reduced, and the system recaptured.
Respeced Shinra Commander Chowdown was questioned about the losses sustained by [5] pilots..
"TBH I don't care, as long as I don't die...."
Heroic Pilots from Imperium and other allied forces have been 'invading' curse, pushing deep into HED-GP. [5] promises normal service will be resumed soon.
No name calling! If you refer to another Corporation please use their offical name or ticker -Kaemonn
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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EB Xile
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:19:00 -
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Blobing time?
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Artharas
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:20:00 -
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Less than 3 min untill 20 replies from [5] forum w*****.
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Phoenicia
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:21:00 -
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I got only 1 thing to say:
WOOHOO!!! Go ATUK! Go FIVE!
Ok, so that's 5 things. Let's call it a pun.
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Light Darkness
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:33:00 -
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GL [5].
Regards
/LD
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Avalon Beholder
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:35:00 -
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I love you Jimmy. And you LD.
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dalman
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:35:00 -
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Always fun to read your announcements. GL.
Soon...
Very soon...
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DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:42:00 -
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 Originally by: JimmySav
"Red Alliance working with low lifes such as Darth Solo sickens us," continued Hue Jorgon, "And as such we felt that the best way of dealing with such a stomach problem is to employ the traditional Amarr cure, which is of course, killing everything."
Haha, oh man that one killed me.
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DrunkenOne
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:44:00 -
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Originally by: JimmySav
Heroic Pilots from Imperium and other allied forces have been 'invading' curse, pushing deep into HED-GP.
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The Clash
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:45:00 -
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im not a 5 fan or whatever teh groupies call themselves but..
yer post are a nice and fun read between all teh junk that gets posted here keep em commin and throw some stories in summit .
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Now lets see whats new , do we like it or im i ending back in the freezer ?
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Arimas Talasko
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:47:00 -
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That was funny
Go us
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:47:00 -
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Edited by: ParMizaN on 19/07/2005 18:47:18
joke or not, implying that all ra are ebayers is low and old..
The rest of its pretty funny tho ;)
GL fighting RA.
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Arimas Talasko
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:48:00 -
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and boo to the raptus guy
Supremacy Keepin it Real |
Avalon Beholder
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:48:00 -
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Originally by: ParMizaN
Edited by: ParMizaN on 19/07/2005 18:47:18
joke or not, implying that all ra are ebayers is low and old..
And also true.
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:52:00 -
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Originally by: Avalon Beholder
Originally by: ParMizaN
Edited by: ParMizaN on 19/07/2005 18:47:18
joke or not, implying that all ra are ebayers is low and old..
And also true.
 It's a stereotype and slander..
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Avalon Beholder
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:53:00 -
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Originally by: ParMizaN
Originally by: Avalon Beholder
Originally by: ParMizaN
Edited by: ParMizaN on 19/07/2005 18:47:18
joke or not, implying that all ra are ebayers is low and old..
And also true.
It's a stereotype and slander..
slander needs to be false. Saying its a stereotype is like saying "BMW make cars" is a stereotype. Its their raison d'etre
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Mrissa Easeah
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:56:00 -
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Originally by: JimmySav
ATUK and the members of [5] have announced the start of Operation Ebay, a devastating 'Pearl Necklace' style strike against the Red Alliance.
Pearl Necklace?
I'm almost afraid to ask. 
Is there a way of describing said tactic in a tasteful manner here?
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Angelus X
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Posted - 2005.07.19 18:59:00 -
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Im really not a fan of some of the [5] Forum whoring that goes on, some of it is just pathetic. But that post had me in stiches, gj
I especially like "Operation Ebay" and "Heroic Pilots from Imperium and other allied forces have been 'invading' curse, pushing deep into HED-GP."
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S3VYN
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Posted - 2005.07.19 19:05:00 -
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Well... it WAS funny. 
Very funny, actually.
Good luck [5] and congrats on finding a new and hopefully long lasting target.
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Soren
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Posted - 2005.07.19 19:05:00 -
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Originally by: JimmySav
ATUK and the members of [5] have announced the start of Operation Ebay, a devastating 'Pearl Necklace' style strike against the Red Alliance.
Soo, your gonna buy stuff off Ebay to take over RA? 
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Balistic Void
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Posted - 2005.07.19 19:11:00 -
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pics of dreadnaughts or stfu tbh :)
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Sivona
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Posted - 2005.07.19 19:20:00 -
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Although i hold new political views on this i love jimmysav's press releases - keep them up :)
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DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2005.07.19 19:21:00 -
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Its going to be funny to see how many people believe the dreadnaughts bit, since you need Capital Construction 5 (rank _14_)
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Saladin
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Posted - 2005.07.19 19:34:00 -
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Looks like the NAPs reached critical mass.
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StiZum Hilidii
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Posted - 2005.07.19 19:50:00 -
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Edited by: StiZum Hilidii on 19/07/2005 19:50:33
just wanted to say saladin love your sig.
wonder if ccp care
STAN
FACTA NON VERBA
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Fred0
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Posted - 2005.07.19 19:52:00 -
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LMAO, almost makes me wanna wish 5 good luck the way it's written. But I could never do that :))
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JimmySav
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Posted - 2005.07.19 19:55:00 -
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Mission update:
http://www.atuk.org/dev/mediashow.php?id=109
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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Equinox II
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Posted - 2005.07.19 20:08:00 -
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Originally by: JimmySav
...start of Operation Ebay...
Hahaha, funny :)
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Renox
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Posted - 2005.07.19 20:12:00 -
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good luck RA
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Prusaeus
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Posted - 2005.07.19 20:16:00 -
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I hope RA kick your arrogant asses tbh . GL to all!
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