Maybe you should have brought more ships.

Why didn't you bring more ships?

Clearly you're just really bad at this.

Good evening Miss Vea,

{Post}

Regards,

K.H.

CCP? Caldari Corn Paste had nothing to do with this to my knowledge.

Good evening Miss Vea,


The DED had been alerted by the Matari Tribal Council of their intent to have their delegates travel tonight. In fact, we were given over a month of notice. Of course, the DED were not aware of Goonswarm Federation's status as Imperial Loyalists. This will be ammended and added to our records.


With regards to the technology used on board the vessels involved. The CONCORD Assembly is joint funded by all four of the major sovereign powers as a peacekeeping force. The most solid and reliable technologies from all four empires are put to good use to build and maintain our fleet as well as keeping it at the cutting edge of combat capability. Our technologies are created partially from the technologies you saw in use this evening. As a graduate of the School of Applied Knowledge you should know this.

We're not Imperial loyalists. We are a large organization and there are Imperial loyalists among GSF's ranks.

Secondly, DED also uses Jovian Tech, if I am not mistaken. And part of the agreement to use Jovian Tech is that it not be shared. I've seen (and used) modules from all for empires that are used in their navy shps, as well as pirate faction modified modules. Heck, I've even used modules modified specifically for officers of said pirate factions. Never have I come across modules of that potency before. Based on the fact that they were able to be fitted on a battleship (with a comparably low reactor output to say, a carrier) that leads me to conclude they were Jovian in nature.

Alert!

Minmatar engineers found a way to make something work after others said it couldnt be done!

Call Gutter Press!!!

Reeves, there has been conjecture that your product can be used to supercharge shield arrays by introducing organic energy transferal matrices.

Would you care to comment on the matter?

I can neither confirm nor deny the many wonderful uses of Caldari Corn Paste! However, if there was such a use for the product I would think now is a great time to invest in Caldari Corn Paste!

There once was a Goonie called Vea,
Who liked to cause pubbie dismay,
But one day her fleet,
Met with shameful defeat,
And left in complete disarray.

So with a face one could say was quite flushed,
To complain on the forums she rushed,
But a DED chap,
Gave a backhanded slap,
And said "now sit down and shush."

A Minmatar fleet flew through space
The goons thought their plan was quite ace
Their plans went astray
DED got in the way
And the tears now flow from their face

There once was a Goonie called Vea,
Who liked to cause pubbie dismay,
But one day her fleet,
Met with shameful defeat,
And left in complete disarray.

So with a face one could say was quite flushed,
To complain on the forums she rushed,
But a DED chap,
Gave a backhanded slap,
And said "now sit down and shush."

We're not Imperial loyalists. We are a large organization and there are Imperial loyalists among GSF's ranks.

Secondly, DED also uses Jovian Tech, if I am not mistaken. And part of the agreement to use Jovian Tech is that it not be shared. I've seen (and used) modules from all for empires that are used in their navy shps, as well as pirate faction modified modules. Heck, I've even used modules modified specifically for officers of said pirate factions. Never have I come across modules of that potency before. Based on the fact that they were able to be fitted on a battleship (with a comparably low reactor output to say, a carrier) that leads me to conclude they were Jovian in nature.

You're mistaken.

You're mistaken.

Unfortunately Keraimo's slap to her face
Didn't quite put her in her place
So just like a knob
She opened her gob
Apparently it's Jovians, supposed master race?

Of course, all of us bystanders
Simply can't resist the opportunity for slander
So we made double time
And found things that rhyme
And now, all of New Eden is having a gander.

You're mistaken.

We're not Imperial loyalists. We are a large organization and there are Imperial loyalists among GSF's ranks.

I was going to post a nice little poem in this thread, but I'm an incompetent shitposter and put it in the wrong thread.

So, just assume I posted something hurtful and witty here, and feel very bad!

So there!

So are you.

If Miss Vea's comments on the actions of a few of our pilots lead you to assume that our entire organization are Imperial Loyalists (or indeed loyalists of any sort), and you don't immediately dismiss that as laughable in light of our...colorful...history, than I'm forced to assume that maybe the CONCORD's Intelligence division isn't all it's cracked up to be.

'Course, with that little sneak attack in Yulai a few years back, maybe there's some truth to that.

In any case, as part of and on behalf of GSF leadership, I'd like to make sure the record is straight. The alignment and loyalties, or lack thereof, of our membership do not represent the alignment of our organization. At this time, GSF remains independent and unaligned. Should that change in the future, you'll be the first to know.

In regards to your posting,
I have to just say,
there should be a roasting,
Of Alizabeth Vea.

But what bugs me the most,
about your deep-core soundholing,
with all of your posts,
You claim to be trolling.

You're barely a goon,
yet make out like a vet,
Posting so soon,
when you're more like a pet.

This is fun.

In regards to your posting,
I have to just say,
there should be a roasting,
Of Alizabeth Vea.

But what bugs me the most,
about your deep-core soundholing,
with all of your posts,
You claim to be trolling.

You're barely a goon,
yet make out like a vet,
Posting so soon,
when you're more like a pet.

This is fun.

In regards to your posting,
I have to just say,
there should be a roasting,
Of Alizabeth Vea.

But what bugs me the most,
about your deep-core soundholing,
with all of your posts,
You claim to be trolling.

You're barely a goon,
yet make out like a vet,
Posting so soon,
when you're more like a pet.

This is fun.

I was going to post a nice little poem in this thread,
but I'm an incompetent shitposter,
and put it in the wrong thread.

I see what you did there. Very clever indeed.

I don't think you can rhyme thread with thread.

I don't think you can rhyme thread with thread.

A member of WIdot is the last person who should be taking potshots at anyone's standing within the alliance.

Would you say it is a Wildly Inappropriate action?

Going to make a small point. I was asleep when this happened. PowersSA's com pings woke me up. My involvement was on the intelligence side of the house, nothing more.

I'm a Divine Commodore (ret) (in before comments on how they hand that out to everyone) in the Amarr Militia. I get shoot on sight by the Republic Navy. So there was really no point to me even trying to go.

The DED had been alerted by the Matari Tribal Council of their intent to have their delegates travel tonight. In fact, we were given over a month of notice. Of course, the DED were not aware of Goonswarm Federation's status as Imperial Loyalists. This will be amended and added to our records.

Going to make a small point. I was asleep when this happened. PowersSA's com pings woke me up. My involvement was on the intelligence side of the house, nothing more.

I'm a Divine Commodore (ret) (in before comments on how they hand that out to everyone) in the Amarr Militia. I get shoot on sight by the Republic Navy. So there was really no point to me even trying to go.

I would be offended if Goonswarm or Fweddit or any such corporation was to be considered officially "imperial loyalists" in any way. We have nothing to do with them.

In any case, I hope this kind of situation serves well to put those alliances in 0.0 back into their place. Enough talking on them "being able to take on any empire fleet" or "singlehandedly take down the Nation". Clearly, they are not capable.

There once was a handsome Intaki,
With a reputation for being so snarky.
With ruthless panache,
To the thread he did dash,
To make fun of the Goon heirarchy.

"Vea," cried he with a smirk,
"You're acting a bit like a jerk,
Upon the gate to Hek,
Your ship turned into a wreck,
Did you seriously think that would work?"

And lo, t'was like the night being sunny!
Rarer than a bear hating honey,
It did take a while,
But Vea betrayed a small smile,
And said "Actually, that was quite funny."

I would be offended if Goonswarm or Fweddit or any such corporation was to be considered officially "imperial loyalists" in any way. We have nothing to do with them.

In any case, I hope this kind of situation serves well to put those alliances in 0.0 back into their place. Enough talking on them "being able to take on any empire fleet" or "singlehandedly take down the Nation". Clearly, they are not capable.

Please, the #YOLOCOLO has done more for the Amarr in driving back the Minmatar lately than your CVA sympathizing corp has done since you got kicked out. Nobody expected to kill the Tribal Fleet Tempests, in fact, even if they were completely untanked, we would not have suceeded in making them explode. The intent was not one of assasination, but a declaration of war against the Matari war machine and all who would support it. While the Matari tribal leaders met in Pator to discuss unity, less than 10 jumps away Minmatar terrorists were out hunting for Amarr to blow up. Peace between tribes does not mean peace between empires.

When the unified Matari front comes crashing down on your doorsteps and you look to us for help, I hope you remember denouncing us. Of course, we won't turn our backs out of convenience like you are now, we will help, and will continue to do all we can for the Empire. If you truly have nothing to do with us, perhaps you can answer for the times that your very own Aldrith Shutaq has shared in the explosions of Matari ships with us or the coordinated efforts in turning back the Minmatar we have enjoyed with the pilots of PIE Inc.

If being an Imperial Loyalist means you hide behind a veil of beuracracy and lies caring about no more than image, then you and CVA are the biggest "Imperial Loyalists" to ever exist. However, I like to think that being an Imperial Loyalist means that you care more about the realities the Amarr face rather than their public image. My friends are Amarr, I fight for the Amarr against the Minmatar, and most importantly I defend the Empire in the name of Jamyl. These are the things that make you an Amarr citizen, not your bloodline or the fact that you are only allowed to fly Amarr ships, Keraimo.

Dear lord,

Give me the power, wisdom, knowledge, strength to rid eve of the garbage we call goons and test, lord father God I pray in the name of Jesus christ your son that you bless me with the ability to see through the lies of the goons and all goon pets, i pray that you savagely wipe them from the history of eve online and any other platform they infect with their childish behavior and kiddy atitude. Lord father you are a great and oh so wonderful God and i know your will shall be done, in the name of Jesus your son I pray you rid my sight and any other eve player's sight of goons.

AMEN.

I get the distinct impression Ms. Vea believes herself to be rather important within the Goonswarm Federation, when the words of her compatriots seem to indicate otherwise. She also seems to put on a face of being a rather relevant "spy master" and player-of-games in the cluster. An interesting conundrum to be in on a public venue.

Troubling problem;
Called out during her ramble
Vea is just a grunt.

Given the tyrant Shakor's links to the Jove, I wouldn't mind betting that the technology on these ships wasn't from CONCORD but somewhere else entirely.

Just a few hours ago, pilots from the CFC supporting the rightful ownership of the Minmatar race by the Amarrian Empire, as well as general anarchists, attempted to attack a Tempest Tribal Issue in Eystur. The fleet, lead by our veteran Warr Akani, should have been enough to destroy any ship that can enter high security. (And, if they had been in low security, they would have easily been able to kill a capital warship.)

They all died.

Scans of the aforementioned Tribal Tempests revealed that there was highly advanced technology fitted to those ships. Ships flown by Capsuleers. This technology seems to be similar to that used by CONCORD DED vessels. Technology that should be restricted by treaty to DED only.

We call for an immediate investigation as to how this advanced technology fell into the hands of Minmatar capsuleers. Is CONCORD giving material assistance to the Minmatar fleet in violation of treaty? Should the Amarrians be worried?

Another item of interest is the response time of CONCORD. Warr Akani stated it was much faster than would have been expected for the security status of that system. Did DED abandon or lessen coverage on other systems in the cluster to ensure they would have more support in the Republic? If so, GSF believes this also violates the treaty.

We demand answers.

Given the tyrant Shakor's links to the Jove, I wouldn't mind betting that the technology on these ships wasn't from CONCORD but somewhere else entirely.

I am so very sorry to hear of your lo- You know what? Screw the sarcasm.

A whole bunch of Goons died? I'm glad.

Their best known fan-girl cry in public? Amusing.

People respond with rhymes and ridicule, resentment and reasonable humor? I am entertained, pretty sure I am not the only one.

Plese carry on, your suffering is enjoyable.

It's been officially reported they were CONCORD modules. They have been returned. I hope the rest of New Eden will join me on calling for CONCORD to keep it's toys to itself from now on.

Given the tyrant Shakor's links to the Jove, I wouldn't mind betting that the technology on these ships wasn't from CONCORD but somewhere else entirely.

It's been officially reported they were CONCORD modules. They have been returned. I hope the rest of New Eden will join me on calling for CONCORD to keep it's toys to itself from now on.

Wake up in the mornin' seein' tears from a gank
Is it a miner, or a missioner, or some damn pubbie slag?
As I keep reading, my hearts feeling like it wants to set sail
On a journey of so much joy, because of some lame Goons Fail

I'm talking - gank ships fit all wrong (wrong)
No one clearing comms (comms)
FC's singing songs (songs)

WaitWait quick here comes the Tribal par-tee
Overheat all your guns please
Wait why aren't they dy-ing....

...."Whelp."

Warp, off, make it stop
Where the hell's the fleet boss?
Get, out, what the hell?
Are those modules for sale?
Pop, pop, go the ships,
Cause they have fail gank fits like

Doh, doh, dohdooooh,
Doh, doh, dohdooooh,


Huh...this is fun.

Vea, I imagine that you're confused so allow me to illustrate this clearly for your special eyes.

This would be the thread where you lose all credibility you have as a potent communicator, if you'd have had any to lose to begin with.

Why am I suddenly attracted to you now...

Vea, I imagine that you're confused so allow me to illustrate this clearly for your special eyes.

This would be the thread where you lose all credibility you have as a potent communicator, if you'd have had any to lose to begin with.

A: I do not clutter up the IGS with psychotic ramblings. B: I effectively communicated our concerns. Of course CONCORD stonewalled. I expected nothing different. The responses by the rest of the pubbies are driven by nothing more than the insignificant of the cluster attempt to feel important by pointing out the mighty's failure.

Next time bring a titan, I'll bring the Phobos. What could possibly go wrong?

It's been officially reported they were CONCORD modules. They have been returned. I hope the rest of New Eden will join me on calling for CONCORD to keep it's toys to itself from now on.

Does this Phobos have a cyno and a Pandemic Legion capital fleet on standby?

It didn't have such the last time, why would it now? It's the incompetence of your overlords that lead to their demise. I just cut the flesh of a clumsy beast and the sharks smelled the blood.

Funny, that's not what Randolph said.

A woman from Teonusude
Went for a swim in the lake
A man in a punt
stuck his pole in the water
and said "you can't swim here, it's private property"

Are you jealous, Blake?
I believe you are jealous.
Stop being so mad.

Why would I be jealous of a bunch of Minmatar lickspittles?

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over, Vea
You're about to get fisted.

What exactly is a lickspittle, anyway?

lickspittle
lick-+spit-+tle

noun
a contemptible, fawning person; a servile flatterer or toady.

I was hoping for a blown up Nefantar delegate, but I'll settle for Goon tears instead.

Goons tried to gank a ship out of Hek

But it was tanked with Jovian Tech

Oh no, they cried
As CONCORD arrived

And their fleet was left a wreck

Too many syllables.


You've got the right number of syllables but the meter is wrong.


I'm all for innovative rhyming, but "cried" and "arrived" is a questionable rhyme at best. In circumstances like this, consider which word is most important to your poem and alter the other line to fit.


Too few syllables again.

Might I suggest:

Goons lept 'pon a Tribal in Hek
But t'was tanked up with Jovian tech
"Oh no!" They cried,
"Our kill's been denied!"
As its shield bar didn't move but a speck.

Everyone's a critic. I'll write poetry how I desire, thank you very much.

So... badly?

Goons lept 'pon a Tribal in Hek
But t'was tanked up with Jovian tech
"Oh no!" They cried,
"Our kill's been denied!"
As its shield bar didn't move but a speck.

Everyone's a critic. I'll write poetry how I desire, thank you very much.