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Inquisitor Kitchner
Galaxy Punks
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2013.02.19 10:17:00 -
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From another thread:
CCP Tuxford wrote: sorry I really meant to check this last Monday but I had a baby instead. After that everything got a bit hectic. I'm on vacation right now but I'll have somebody double check for me.
Congratulations!
Please resist the temptation to name them anything EVE related.
"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli |
mechtech
Ice Liberation Army
257
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Posted - 2013.02.19 10:38:00 -
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Little baby Aura! |
baltec1
Bat Country
5300
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Posted - 2013.02.19 10:42:00 -
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A mini Tuxford!
Congratulations on your new poop factory/alarm clock |
adopt
Hostile.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
549
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Posted - 2013.02.19 10:52:00 -
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Bettter give baby Tuxford a red button.
Shadoo > Always remember to fit Cynosural Field Generator I, have 450 Liquid Ozone in your cargo and convo a friendly Pandemic Legion member if you have a capital or super capital ship tackled.
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Vilnius Zar
Ordo Ardish
743
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Posted - 2013.02.19 11:00:00 -
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I didn't know Tuxford was pregnant.
Amat victoria curam. Excellence in everything.
Some guides that may be useful to you: http://www.youtube.com/user/OrdoArdish |
Joran Dravius
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
85
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Posted - 2013.02.19 11:07:00 -
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Shame on Tuxford for adding to the overpopulation problem. That and children are the most annoying object in the known universe and now there's another one screaming in the booth next to us at the restaurant or kicking the back of our seat on the plane. Not to mention Tuxford won't have any money, privacy or free time for the next 18 years. Why is everyone so happy about this tragedy? You're all sick, sick people. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
30573
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Posted - 2013.02.19 11:08:00 -
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Gratz!!
I lack any Moral Fiber :D |
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ISD Praetoxx
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
911
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Posted - 2013.02.19 11:26:00 -
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Congratulations on the new recruit! Looking forward to seeing him/her at Fanfest 
ISD Praetoxx
Lieutenant
Community Communication Liasons (CCLs)
Interstellar Service Department |
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Shalia Ripper
366
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Posted - 2013.02.19 11:33:00 -
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Will Baby Tux be participating in the pub crawl? 
Vote for Malcanis for CSM8
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ZeusCommander
Black Lotus Property Management
Ethereal Dawn
4
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Posted - 2013.02.19 11:35:00 -
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Ahh, fun times! Many congratulations! |
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HippoKing
Zombie Warriors
Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2013.02.19 11:36:00 -
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HippoKing and aurum are great names for a new born!
I am saving the name awoxer for a mischievous pet. |
Lfod Shi
Lfod's Ratting and Salvage
85
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Posted - 2013.02.19 11:37:00 -
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Someone invent the pod crib, stat!
GÖ¬ They'll always be bloodclaws to me GÖ½
...end transmission... |
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ISD Praetoxx
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
911
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Posted - 2013.02.19 11:42:00 -
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Thread cleaned
Come now guys, if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all!
- ISD Praetoxx
ISD Praetoxx
Lieutenant
Community Communication Liasons (CCLs)
Interstellar Service Department |
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Nalha Saldana
Ordo Drakonis
Nulli Secunda
683
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Posted - 2013.02.19 11:52:00 -
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Welcome Tuxford 2.0, we bow down to your superior future. |
Cebraio
4S Corporation
RAZOR Alliance
236
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Posted - 2013.02.19 11:55:00 -
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Congratulations Tuxford!
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Lord LazyGhost
The Bastards
Shadow Cartel
67
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Posted - 2013.02.19 11:57:00 -
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Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:From another thread: CCP Tuxford wrote: sorry I really meant to check this last Monday but I had a baby instead. After that everything got a bit hectic. I'm on vacation right now but I'll have somebody double check for me. Congratulations! Please resist the temptation to name them anything EVE related.
But I like the name eve |
Signal11th
The Retirement Club
900
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Posted - 2013.02.19 12:09:00 -
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Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:From another thread: CCP Tuxford wrote: sorry I really meant to check this last Monday but I had a baby instead. After that everything got a bit hectic. I'm on vacation right now but I'll have somebody double check for me. Congratulations! Please resist the temptation to name them anything EVE related.
Better not let baby Tuxford anywhere near the Fischer Price factory servers then.
Congrats BTW
God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster. |
Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
97
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Posted - 2013.02.19 12:28:00 -
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Hey, congrats!
adopt wrote:Bettter give baby Tuxford a red button.
And wire it to the mains to teach baby Tuxford not to press it? |
thecunning mrfox
Darwin's response
The Periphery
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Posted - 2013.02.19 12:41:00 -
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Congratulations Tuxford.
Don't panic, they say the first 16 years are the trickiest., but to be honest it's closer to the first 30. |
Mag's
the united
Negative Ten.
14098
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Posted - 2013.02.19 12:45:00 -
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Grats Tuxy. 
Vote Malcanis for CSM 8 |
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Servjen
Industrial and Mining Enterprises
New Eden Research.
37
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Posted - 2013.02.19 12:49:00 -
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Congratulations CCP Tuxford.
This is where i put my signature, wright? |
Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
154
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Posted - 2013.02.19 12:51:00 -
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This new spawn of EVE, will most likely see the first Rifter in orbit above earth.. |
ArmyOfMe
Pastry Productions Inc.
137
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Posted - 2013.02.19 13:00:00 -
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Congratz
Suleiman Shouaa> And you still think you're taking risks?
NightmareX> I do. I take risks every day. But i do whatever i can to make sure i'm not ending up in a loss.
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Felicity Love
STARKRAFT
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Posted - 2013.02.19 13:11:00 -
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Congrats Tuxford.... you 'll be getting plenty of PVP at 3am from now on. 
Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |
Dinsdale Pirannha
Pirannha Corp
1008
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Posted - 2013.02.19 13:35:00 -
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No more long session fleet ops for you for a couple years.
Doubt the wife will be quite so understanding when it is your turn to change the diapers and you say "honey, can't make it, we are about ready to hotdrop." |
stoicfaux
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Posted - 2013.02.19 13:41:00 -
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Uhm, I'm not sure that Tuxford is ready for children. Doesn't he understand that once a toddler learns to walk and climb, they have a tendency to exhibit more emergent behavior than an entire peak population of Eve players?
edit: And toddlers don't forget. They remember everything you say or do around them. There's no "oops unplugged the database server'"to get them to unremember what mommy said when daddy said that hotdrops were more important than diaper changes... |
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CCP Tuxford
C C P
C C P Alliance
508
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Posted - 2013.02.19 14:16:00 -
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aww thanks you guys.
Baby is healthy and doing fine and so is his mother. Can't really say he's difficult to take care of.
I wanted to name him Loki but got vetoed  probably not for a reason you'd guess though
https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/CCP%20Tuxford/StatusUpdates |
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Xpaulusx
Naari LLC
193
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Posted - 2013.02.19 14:26:00 -
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Gratz on the New Future Pilot
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Inquisitor Kitchner
Galaxy Punks
Executive Outcomes
853
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Posted - 2013.02.19 14:28:00 -
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CCP Tuxford wrote:aww thanks you guys. Baby is healthy and doing fine and so is his mother. Can't really say he's difficult to take care of. I wanted to name him Loki but got vetoed probably not for a reason you'd guess though
My friend recently had a kid and she told me "He's boring, he doesn't do anything".
I told her to cherish that memory.
EDIT: Also, in Iceland (assuming that's where you are) isn't naming really strict? Like you have to pick from a list of approved names?
"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli |
De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade
The East India Co.
975
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Posted - 2013.02.19 14:36:00 -
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Gratz Tux. Enjoy the quiet while you can. Trust me, once it ends, it's gone for at least 16 years.
The Margin Trading Scam: If you fell for it, it's your own damned fault.
Malcanis for CSM 8
Eve Online: The full-contact sport for your brain. |
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Rykuss
In Praise Of Bacchus
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Posted - 2013.02.19 14:42:00 -
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Does this mean we can add, in the near future, baby formula to the list of things you've spilled on the servers? Congratulations!
Can I have your vindicator? |
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CCP Tuxford
C C P
C C P Alliance
517
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Posted - 2013.02.19 14:52:00 -
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Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:
EDIT: Also, in Iceland (assuming that's where you are) isn't naming really strict? Like you have to pick from a list of approved names?
It's not as strict as it used to be. Mostly they just really care about how it fits into the grammar. For example they recently accepted the name Ripley even though it doesn't mean anything in Icelandic and has no history in Iceland as far as I know. Then again it's fairly silly that the government has any say in what I name my kid. I mean as long as it isn't "DROP TABLE *"
https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/CCP%20Tuxford/StatusUpdates |
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l0rd carlos
Friends Of Harassment
333
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Posted - 2013.02.19 14:59:00 -
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CCP Tuxford wrote: Then again it's fairly silly that the government has any say in what I name my kid. I mean as long as it isn't "DROP TABLE *"
Little Bobby Tables we call him :)
German blog about smallscale lowsec pvp: http://friendsofharassment.wordpress.com |
Din Chao
178
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Posted - 2013.02.19 15:05:00 -
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 Oh wow, I thought the Icelandic naming thing was just tradition, not some kind of law...
Edit: Oh, and congrats! |
Cyerus
Galactic Dominion
Eternal Strife
148
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Posted - 2013.02.19 15:12:00 -
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CCP Tuxford wrote:aww thanks you guys. Baby is healthy and doing fine and so is his mother. Can't really say he's difficult to take care of. I wanted to name him Loki but got vetoed probably not for a reason you'd guess though
Congratulations Tux!
I hope Tux-junior will still allow you to get a good night sleep..  |
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
594
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Posted - 2013.02.19 16:47:00 -
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Congratulations CCP Tuxford!!!
You proved you are able to do some things right
*removed inappropriate ASCII art signature* - CCP Eterne |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
2241
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Posted - 2013.02.19 16:50:00 -
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Congrats on the Noob Tuxford!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Smoking Blunts
ZC Industries
Dark Stripes
373
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Posted - 2013.02.19 16:55:00 -
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my girlfriend said no to calling my son Loki. so 'we' picked Odin. he should have been a Loki though, naughty little thing he is
OMG when can i get a pic here
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I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
360
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Posted - 2013.02.19 17:01:00 -
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Congrats Tuxford.... now you have someone you can teach to mine for extra profits while you're busy doing other things.
( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o )
The world would be a better place if boobies ran the world instead of boobs. |
Inquisitor Kitchner
Galaxy Punks
Executive Outcomes
858
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Posted - 2013.02.19 18:24:00 -
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l0rd carlos wrote:CCP Tuxford wrote: Then again it's fairly silly that the government has any say in what I name my kid. I mean as long as it isn't "DROP TABLE *" Little Bobby Tables we call him :)
I'm glad you posted that otherwise I wouldn't have got the joke.
"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli |
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Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
303
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Posted - 2013.02.19 18:45:00 -
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Congratulations CCP Tuxford !
Remove insurance. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
753
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Posted - 2013.02.19 18:48:00 -
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Be watching for a new line in missile launchers - with contents from spit-up to fully-loaded diapers. Including the dreaded "aged" variety...
Oh, and welcome to parenthood, Tux! You're going to learn to make-do with a LOT less sleep now. But you're going to have fun doing it.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Marlona Sky
D00M.
Northern Coalition.
3123
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Posted - 2013.02.19 18:49:00 -
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Congratulations!
Remove local, structure mails and revamp the directional scanner! |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
753
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Posted - 2013.02.19 18:55:00 -
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CCP Tuxford wrote:aww thanks you guys.
We who are parents are always ready to welcome another vict... er, member to the club.
Quote:Baby is healthy and doing fine and so is his mother. Can't really say he's difficult to take care of. Excellent. Cherish this time - you will be looking back upon it with great nostalgia soon enough.
Quote:I wanted to name him Loki but got vetoed probably not for a reason you'd guess though If you mean she didn't want to give him any ideas about emulating his chaos-creating mischief-making name-sake, then we guessed quite easily. Guess what, though... soon enough, you'll find he's channeling Loki quite well, even without encouragement.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Lykouleon
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
650
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Posted - 2013.02.19 20:03:00 -
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Will Baby Tux be training Crawling I or Goo-Goo Speech I first? Have you devised a good skillplan for him?
Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD
Also, your boobs :o --áCCP Eterne, 2012.11.05 14:50 |
Darek Castigatus
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
323
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Posted - 2013.02.19 20:07:00 -
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Congrats on the sprog Tuxford, just dont push the button to celebrate :P
Pirates - The Invisible Fist of Darwin
you're welcome |
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CCP Tuxford
C C P
C C P Alliance
540
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Posted - 2013.02.19 21:27:00 -
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silens vesica wrote:CCP Tuxford wrote:aww thanks you guys. We who are parents are always ready to welcome another vict... er, member to the club.
This is actually my 3rd one as I have a 5 year old daughter and a 3 year old son so I'm not a new "victim" in the club
https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/CCP%20Tuxford/StatusUpdates |
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Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
4550
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Posted - 2013.02.19 21:53:00 -
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CCP Tuxford wrote:silens vesica wrote:CCP Tuxford wrote:aww thanks you guys. We who are parents are always ready to welcome another vict... er, member to the club. This is actually my 3rd one as I have a 5 year old daughter and a 3 year old son so I'm not a new "victim" in the club
Well I'm sure things will get interesting for you when the whole litter gets to the teen years. The trust and affection will turn to avoidance, embarasment of being seen with you and periods of hormone fueled teen anger. They'll make a bittervet out of you in no time. Be sure to look forward to it. |
Orbital Dyke
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
17
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Posted - 2013.02.19 21:58:00 -
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Did the doc say something like 'name is already taken' and suggests 'Tuxford jr1234' instead :P |
Align Planet1
Red Federation
13
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Posted - 2013.02.19 22:10:00 -
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Babies are OP. |
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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
596
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Posted - 2013.02.19 22:21:00 -
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CCP Tuxford wrote:silens vesica wrote:CCP Tuxford wrote:aww thanks you guys. We who are parents are always ready to welcome another vict... er, member to the club. This is actually my 3rd one as I have a 5 year old daughter and a 3 year old son so I'm not a new "victim" in the club
Time for sleepaggedon. Get ready
*removed inappropriate ASCII art signature* - CCP Eterne |
Oxandrolone
Bite Me inc
Bitten.
138
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Posted - 2013.02.20 01:09:00 -
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Its strange how the government has any say at all in what you can name your kids.
Its strange though how certain named people statistically succeed more at life. Think Lauren compared to Shanikua. |
duckmonster
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.02.20 01:52:00 -
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HippoKing wrote:HippoKing and aurum are great names for a new born! I am saving the name awoxer for a mischievous pet.
"Opux Luxury Yacht".
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HVAC Repairman
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
444
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Posted - 2013.02.20 03:38:00 -
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i would congratulate you but babies are small, they cry all the time, and are incapable of providing anything but an endless supply of poop
Follow me on twitter |
Jonah Gravenstein
Gordian Knot Holdings
5847
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Posted - 2013.02.20 03:56:00 -
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Congrats Tuxford, you'll know by now that a baby is a machine for converting liquids into extremely smelly funny coloured liquids.
I have 2 nephews, I flatly refuse to change a nappy, because if I do, I'll vomit all over them.
Eve in a nutshell, it's you vs the universe, and everybody in it. |
Karl Hobb
Stellar Ore Refinery and Crematorium
1183
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Posted - 2013.02.20 04:00:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Congrats Tuxford, you'll know by now that a baby is a machine for converting liquids into extremely smelly funny coloured liquids.
I have 2 nephews, I flatly refuse to change a nappy, because if I do, I'll vomit all over them.
You know that old saying "you get used to it"? You don't. Instead your wife finds the most expensive organic easy-on-the-bowels formula she can and you suffer the expense because poop.
And congrats to you on the third, Tuxford!
If you're not already part of a bloc, this is the best guy for CSM8. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
758
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Posted - 2013.02.20 04:40:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Congrats Tuxford, you'll know by now that a baby is a machine for converting liquids into extremely smelly funny coloured liquids.
I have 2 nephews, I flatly refuse to change a nappy, because if I do, I'll vomit all over them.
Which the little ones find endlessly amusing.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Arronicus
Vintas Industries
Mistakes Were Made.
230
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Posted - 2013.02.20 05:10:00 -
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Read this as FoxTurd.
Am dissapoint. |
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