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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1452
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Posted - 2013.04.05 13:40:00 -
[571] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:Zoe Kaltana wrote:*enters the Bar and hands over Yiole a bottle of duct-tape-removal-baby-oil*
Here, this will help you regaining the original status. Don't try to remove without i.....you did...
...
...
ok, you need more whiskey than coffee now for the rest of the day... :P
edit:
But don't use the oil with Randoms electric-tape it could cause hazardouuuuuuu...you did...again :PP I... barely... don't... have... words... *AAAAIIIIYEEEEE!!!!!!*
Shhh, shhh, come here, come here... I have this soothing ointment... do you dare to rub it yourself or you need some volunteer?
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1284
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Posted - 2013.04.05 13:45:00 -
[572] - Quote
*readys >micro auxilliary nano remote skin repping module< just in case*
My corp has my mainGäó |
Yiole Gionglao
106
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Posted - 2013.04.05 13:56:00 -
[573] - Quote
*Yiole and Indah have gone upstairs, to Indah's appartment. From outside the door, a definite sound of purring can be heard*
- Is that better? Do you need some more?
- Ahhh, feeling better now...
- It's an old family recipe, it soothes everything, and you can use it on BBQs too
- Huh, Indah... I have a question... Have you ever rubbed another woman's bossom before? You're quite good...
- ...!
*Yiole purrs, and Indah's blush can be perfectly sensed through The Door...*
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3707
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Posted - 2013.04.05 14:33:00 -
[574] - Quote
*inconveniently, a slight malfunction in the internal speaker system broadcasts this to the patrons of the Greater Fool Bar. All motion stops within the bar as the presumed innocent medical attention causes the patrons to wonder......*
*Random motions to the bartender*
Ice water, please. Lots and lots of ice water.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1284
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Posted - 2013.04.05 15:00:00 -
[575] - Quote
*sits on the piano and starts playing a soothing melody*
My corp has my mainGäó |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
11783
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Posted - 2013.04.05 15:36:00 -
[576] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:
Dudes and gurls, I do have a few words of wisdom for you: never mix a chat channel with a roll of duct tape and no bra...
Sounds like an interesting story.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3726
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Posted - 2013.04.05 15:38:00 -
[577] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:
Dudes and gurls, I do have a few words of wisdom for you: never mix a chat channel with a roll of duct tape and no bra...
Sounds like an interesting story.
It's going to be a Gallente Broadcast system Holo special next week. 
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
806
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Posted - 2013.04.05 15:44:00 -
[578] - Quote
*enters the bar and hears the commotion over the speakers* Im sorry, am I intuding on something?
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3729
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Posted - 2013.04.05 15:59:00 -
[579] - Quote
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:*enters the bar and hears the commotion over the speakers* Im sorry, am I intuding on something?
Depends on your level of voyeur. 
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1452
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Posted - 2013.04.05 19:56:00 -
[580] - Quote
*Yiole walks down to the bar and everyone stares at her*
Huh? Wha'ts going on?
*Suddenly, Yiole's voice can be heard saying:
Hmm, that sweet lil' b*** really could start a career with those hands... F*** me if she wasn't getting me a little aroused...
*Indah strieks down the audio main switch and rushes upstairs...*
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Khergit Deserters
904
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Posted - 2013.04.05 20:09:00 -
[581] - Quote
Graygor wrote:I could never play like that Rain. I have enough trouble tabbing between 2 accounts.
I have enough trouble tabbing between my 1 account and my winamp playlist.  Not to mention the cat aggro from a very stubborn Maine coon. |
Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14296
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Posted - 2013.04.05 20:12:00 -
[582] - Quote
Yeah...Cat aggro is terrible. Mine likes to stand between me and the screen and look at the screen- while almost pressing her butt into my face.
Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |
Khergit Deserters
905
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Posted - 2013.04.05 20:21:00 -
[583] - Quote
Oh man, that's annoying. Mine swishes around back and forth on my desk, dragging her fluffy tail across my face. If I don't keep the petting up continuously, she head-butts my mouse hand and sends my click-pointer flying. Last night she made a flying leap onto the desk and blocked the monitor just as I was targetting a suspect. I was lucky to just escape with my Tornado still intact. ::grumble grumble damned idiot stubborn cat grumble:: |
Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14301
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Posted - 2013.04.05 20:30:00 -
[584] - Quote
Worst thing is that nobody believes you when you say that you lost a fight because of cat aggro.....
Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |
Khergit Deserters
907
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Posted - 2013.04.05 20:39:00 -
[585] - Quote
'Right, right, it was cat aggro. And I bet the dog ate your homework too.' |
Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1286
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Posted - 2013.04.06 10:16:00 -
[586] - Quote
*enters the Bar covered in dry mud from top to bottom. Without taking further notice of the other attendands, she walks straight to the counter, sits down (a cloud of dust appears) and tries to put her best possible smile on*
Can I have a glas of water,... please?
My corp has my mainGäó |
Rain6637
Team Evil
845
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Posted - 2013.04.06 10:17:00 -
[587] - Quote
can I help you?
no, can I help you when it's time to uncover that diamond in the rough that is Zoe Kaltana
rawr
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
42958
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Posted - 2013.04.06 10:17:00 -
[588] - Quote
No.
:)
It's Whiskey only night ^_^
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Rain6637
Team Evil
845
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Posted - 2013.04.06 10:19:00 -
[589] - Quote
ugh!
i liked your post just so I could unlike it
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1288
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Posted - 2013.04.06 10:47:00 -
[590] - Quote
hmmm...so...I have to bath in whiskey to wash away the dust? 
My corp has my mainGäó |
Rain6637
Team Evil
850
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Posted - 2013.04.06 11:42:00 -
[591] - Quote
whiskey helps, but I was just thinking a shower's gotta be in the works sometime in the near future, and YOLO (sort of)
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1289
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Posted - 2013.04.06 12:14:00 -
[592] - Quote
Well, then let's start a party in the shower area and everybody can cuoome ^-^
My corp has my mainGäó |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
42974
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Posted - 2013.04.06 12:46:00 -
[593] - Quote
\o/
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Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
11893
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Posted - 2013.04.06 12:52:00 -
[594] - Quote
Well, since you are capsuleers, you should have more than enough ISK to shower in whiskey :)
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Yiole Gionglao
106
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Posted - 2013.04.06 12:56:00 -
[595] - Quote
*Yiole sniffs the air*
Houm, that's plagioclase and some pyroxeres, with a stingy note from old, cosmic-ray bombarded veldspar...
*Notices rumble from the showers area*
Hey, are you holding a shower party? |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1457
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Posted - 2013.04.07 08:11:00 -
[596] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai walks downstairs, to the public spa & wellness area. She checks the shower area as there are strange sounds coming from there, and then she notices that Nermal the ressurrected sabretooth has been sharpening his claws on the walls again*
Nermal, you stupid big cat! Don't do that again!
*Nermal goes away and Indah enters the dressing room. She undresses and picks a bath robe and then she walks to the sauna. As she closes to it, she notices that the sauna it's already set up and on. Indah removes her bath robe, enters the sauna and meets Yiole inside*
- Oh hi, did you had the same idea?
- Huh?
- Yesterday's cold weather was pretty unpleasant, and today I fancied getting some warmth.
- Oh, yes, some heat also pleased me.
- How are your jumpgates doing?
- They're well, see them yourself -Yiole pushes her shoudlers back and raises her arms- You see? The itch is gone and they're almost their usual color. That ointment is pretty good.
- That's nice...
- Indah, I just want to say... I don't have a custom to call you "lil' b***", you know? Wouldn't had said if i knew you and the whole bar were listening...
- Nevermind, we're friends... and Ish and i also have a nickname for you
- But better don't ask?
- Yes, better...
*All is quiet outside the sauna, and the only noises are the faint sounds coming from the heating pipes. Entering the spa area, Nermal listens how the Young Lady is talking with the Large Female inside the sauna, and takes the chance to finish doing his claws on the lovely texture of the shower room's walls...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Rain6637
Team Evil
855
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Posted - 2013.04.07 08:39:00 -
[597] - Quote
sorry, we were too busy having roleplay space sex
I know you heard us, indah, you could've just come in
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Mizz Sunshine
State War Academy
Caldari State
140
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Posted - 2013.04.07 17:02:00 -
[598] - Quote
*Sunshine sits down in the sofa infront of the TV*
Tournament time! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1460
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Posted - 2013.04.07 22:19:00 -
[599] - Quote
*Indah seats in front of the computer at her appartment, browsing web pages after a lazy, quiet sunday at the Greater Fool bar. Then she gets an e-mal from Ishtanchuk Fazmarai, who's traveling around the universe in a long vacation. At the mail, Ish is linking a picture she just made earlier today from orbit around a temperate planet...
Hi sweetie!
The best sights in the universe always happen around planets...
xxx,
Ish
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
819
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Posted - 2013.04.07 23:45:00 -
[600] - Quote
Holy cow! How the heck did she get to that planet? I must know!
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
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