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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1110
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Posted - 2013.02.23 20:13:00 -
[1] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai enters the bar, turns on the lights and all machines. Waitresses and dancers start coming in, the cook lites his stoves, someone strikes the jukebox and music starts playing. Then Ms. Fazmarai raises the blinds and sticks a sign by the door*
Quote:The GREATER FOOL BAR public notice to all customers:
Due to the NEED to escape the weird events going on in CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS, this BAR/PUB opens for the PUBLIC SERVICE of capsuleers of all races, trades and persuassions. Albeit we can not GUARANTEE your safety nor that of your SHIP while in our premises, we will offer you the FINEST Drinks and Food and Women and Gambling and Sports and Games in all of Out of Pod Experience. We have ROOMS for hire, PRIVATE booths and any other SERVICES you can name.
WELCOME if you're a FRIEND and take notice of the SUPERCAPITALS parked outside and the WEAPONS worn by our personnel.
Have FUN, do not shoot each other, don't grab the dancers too hard and GIVE GOOD TIPS.
~The Fazmarai cousins, in the date of Today, Out Of Pod Experience~
You're welcome, take a seat, have a drink, and let the fun begin...
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
5112
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Posted - 2013.02.23 20:24:00 -
[2] - Quote
Any special drink for the first customer?
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1110
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Posted - 2013.02.23 20:33:00 -
[3] - Quote
Do i look like a waitress?
*Indahmawar grumpily hands a halved bottle of beer to Mizhir. *
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Qaidan Alenko
State War Academy
Caldari State
1979
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Posted - 2013.02.23 20:36:00 -
[4] - Quote
Sure... you have the "Finest Women", but where are the men?
*walks away a dissatisfied customer*
Go ahead... Get your-áWham on!!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1110
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Posted - 2013.02.23 20:39:00 -
[5] - Quote
*a waiter intercepts Qaidan Alenko and kisses his lips*
There is something for everyone here, as long as it is legal and you would tell it to your mother.
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Qaidan Alenko
State War Academy
Caldari State
1979
|
Posted - 2013.02.23 20:40:00 -
[6] - Quote
Well... ok... fine... I'll take that Cosmo now...
Go ahead... Get your-áWham on!!! |
Qaidan Alenko
State War Academy
Caldari State
1979
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Posted - 2013.02.23 20:42:00 -
[7] - Quote
*Puts a few ISK into the Video Jukebox*
Space Age Love Song
Go ahead... Get your-áWham on!!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1110
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Posted - 2013.02.23 21:00:00 -
[8] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai enters her private apartment on the second floor. She removes her trousers and jacket and walks to the living room, scantly clad in a light shirt and her panties. She starts up a console, then loads her saved game of Hello kitty Zombie Carnage. Outside of the room, Nermal the resurrected sabretooth guards the door...*
Ah, there's no home like the place where you can scratch your breasts and nobody notice...
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
34
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Posted - 2013.02.23 21:04:00 -
[9] - Quote
are you hiring? i could use a job. I do great barback |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
5118
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Posted - 2013.02.23 21:07:00 -
[10] - Quote
*Miz leans back in the couch in front of the TV and enjoys the Tournament.*
damn, those Sins dropped fast.
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Astenion
Black Dawn Rising
186
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Posted - 2013.02.23 22:59:00 -
[11] - Quote
*Walks in, fires a shot into the air*
"EVERYBODY OUT! INTERGALACTIC SUMMIT IS THE NEXT COMMERCIAL PORTHOLE OVER." |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1114
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Posted - 2013.02.23 23:07:00 -
[12] - Quote
I object, this is not an in-character bar and we aren't role-playing!
*Indah just notices how she forgot to pick up her trousers, and rushes upstairs*
And don't shoot the ceiling, it's just painted!
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
34
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Posted - 2013.02.24 02:08:00 -
[13] - Quote
i... i'm sorry. mom? is... is that you?
it's so weird, I swear I hear a hag trynna tell me what to do
I challenge you to a duel swordfight |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1114
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Posted - 2013.02.24 09:19:00 -
[14] - Quote
No, i'm not your mother. Will you get away from the coffee machine? I *seriously* need some hot java to wake up today...
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
35
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Posted - 2013.02.24 10:49:00 -
[15] - Quote
anyone wanna join me for some action figure fun in my CQ
dibs on Diane and Julia! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1117
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Posted - 2013.02.24 11:08:00 -
[16] - Quote
I can't recall to have seen those Barbies in my NEx Store...
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1204
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Posted - 2013.02.24 12:21:00 -
[17] - Quote
*enters the bar and politely orders a Bloody Mary and a personal Logi for my table* ^-^
My corp has my mainGäó |
Zimmy Zeta
RvB - RED Federation
8632
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Posted - 2013.02.24 12:28:00 -
[18] - Quote
(why isn't this thread in Intergalactic Summit? this is A-class roleplaying)
*stumbles hung over and zombified around the bar, crashes against the wall and pukes on the floor*
Please don't feed me. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1118
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Posted - 2013.02.24 13:49:00 -
[19] - Quote
Zimmy Zeta wrote:(why isn't this thread in Intergalactic Summit? this is A-class roleplaying)
*stumbles hung over and zombified around the bar, crashes against the wall and pukes on the floor*
Intergalactic Summit has got rules. But we don't know what "rules" mean.
Also, I couldn't order a Zero Coke in my Garfield mug if this was IS...
*Indahmawar sips from her Garfield mug, then spits violently on the floor*
Doh, this ain't coke! Who's the Pepsi scoundrel?? 
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
191
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Posted - 2013.02.24 14:21:00 -
[20] - Quote
walks in ...***** in a pint pot ....... leaves it on the bar ....walks out   |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1118
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Posted - 2013.02.24 14:54:00 -
[21] - Quote
*Nermal the resurrected sabretooth jumps on jason hill's back and...  *
Ough, that was disgusting.... now how do we clean up that pint pot...? NERMAL! SPIT THAT! !
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
191
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Posted - 2013.02.24 15:01:00 -
[22] - Quote
well ...i looked around and saw that you didnt have sky sports on any of your tv`s ... so i shat in a pint pot to amuse meself |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1118
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Posted - 2013.02.24 19:36:00 -
[23] - Quote
Channel 201... amateur knife throwing...
Channel 202... quicksands hopping...
Channel 203... midget kickboxing...
Channel 204... blind shooting fishes in barrel...
Channel 205... toddler llama riding...
Channel 206... handicapped gladiators of Nouvelle Revenor...
Channel 207... chessboxing, under 10 League...
Ain't Gallente sports channels a bit weird?
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
5157
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Posted - 2013.02.24 19:39:00 -
[24] - Quote
Gallente channels are sh*t. Their content is bad and they are full of adds.
And why would you even watch them when there is a tournament going on at the Syndicate main channel.
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
31306
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Posted - 2013.02.24 20:12:00 -
[25] - Quote
Oh hello!
*Shouts as she walks in the door*
Mojito! Please 
*Sits down in front of the TV happily watching the Tourny*
I lack any Moral Fiber :D |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1120
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Posted - 2013.02.24 20:17:00 -
[26] - Quote
Why, oh why can't I tune the tourney in my TV? Can someone link the channel?
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
5167
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Posted - 2013.02.24 20:20:00 -
[27] - Quote
http://syndicatecl.com/livestream.php
Have you been living under a rock? It has been broadcasted everywhere.
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
31308
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Posted - 2013.02.24 20:26:00 -
[28] - Quote
Next match is 2100 ;) My Isks on Insurance
I lack any Moral Fiber :D |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1121
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Posted - 2013.02.24 20:26:00 -
[29] - Quote
Well, Indahmawar has been unsubbed since June 2012...
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
35
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Posted - 2013.02.24 20:37:00 -
[30] - Quote
who wants to see me do the helicopter |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
31309
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Posted - 2013.02.24 21:52:00 -
[31] - Quote
*Gripping the sofa with all her might*
*Screaming at the TV*
OMG OMG OMG DON'T DIE ONEIROS!!!!!!!
I lack any Moral Fiber :D |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
5169
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Posted - 2013.02.24 22:19:00 -
[32] - Quote
Damn good fights.
I should have put my isk on The Rep Cartel.
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
5174
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Posted - 2013.02.24 22:49:00 -
[33] - Quote
Seems like they didn't make it after all
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1129
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Posted - 2013.02.24 23:09:00 -
[34] - Quote
Time to go sleep, be good while i'm away.
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
37
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Posted - 2013.02.24 23:14:00 -
[35] - Quote
anyone happen to know the Guinness record for helicopter spins |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
5181
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Posted - 2013.02.24 23:21:00 -
[36] - Quote
Sweet sweet Bhaalgorn piloting by Exodunks. That Bhaalgorn must have been saved by the ducttape.
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1145
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Posted - 2013.02.25 07:45:00 -
[37] - Quote
Loco Kamikaze wrote:anyone happen to know the Guinness record for helicopter spins
Don't know but that shouldn't deter you from trying!
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
31355
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Posted - 2013.02.25 08:05:00 -
[38] - Quote
*YAWN*
*Rubs Eyes*
Huh? How Did.... Oh Musta have passed out....
Don't Mind Me!! 
I lack any Moral Fiber :D |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
43
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Posted - 2013.02.25 13:59:00 -
[39] - Quote
matt.... damon
Indah i tried but every time i think of you i get a stuck prop and have to start over |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1153
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Posted - 2013.02.25 14:13:00 -
[40] - Quote
*Indahmawar takes pictures of Alice Saki passed on the floor and shares them on social networks*
Noboy minded you, you can see how they carefully mopped the floor around you and they even drawed those funny white lines around your silhouette... 
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1154
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Posted - 2013.02.25 14:16:00 -
[41] - Quote
Loco Kamikaze wrote:matt.... damon
Indah i tried but every time i think of you i get a stuck prop and have to start over
I do know a cure for that issue, may you go to the back rooms and ask for help? You can get as many help as you need, for a price...
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Khergit Deserters
723
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Posted - 2013.02.25 15:41:00 -
[42] - Quote
::Puts on his platform dancing shoes and clubbing suit and practices his dance moves in his CQ. After he's got a good groove on and worked up a little sweat, steps into The Greater Fool Bar::
"Who's ready to par-tay!!"
If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Malaclypse Muscaria
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
33
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Posted - 2013.02.25 16:46:00 -
[43] - Quote
s£¿µêætÜäsñ¦S+èµ£ëS+ÇS+¬s¦Åtö+S¦¦n+îS+ûµÿ»sû¥µëǵ£ëtÜäµù¦Tù¦  |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
31519
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Posted - 2013.02.25 16:54:00 -
[44] - Quote
Yes... We Drink too Much, Whats your point? :)
I lack any Moral Fiber :D |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
436
|
Posted - 2013.02.25 18:19:00 -
[45] - Quote
*walks into the bar nonchalantly* So how is everyone still actually at the bar?
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Khergit Deserters
723
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Posted - 2013.02.25 18:37:00 -
[46] - Quote
::Looks around for a dancing partner:: Crap, the usual 2:1 male to female ratio.  And most of the women in here look kind of intense.  Ah well, at least the bar looks pretty well-stocked!
If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1158
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Posted - 2013.02.25 21:12:00 -
[47] - Quote
Shall we dance, Khergit? I am not as good as my cousin Ishtanchuk (you should watch her move!) but I am not completely bad... Could we start over this?
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
253
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Posted - 2013.02.25 21:42:00 -
[48] - Quote
**walks into bar**
Ouch!
Surrender is still your slightly less painful option. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1158
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Posted - 2013.02.25 23:16:00 -
[49] - Quote
Going to sleep now... be good while I am out.
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Celii Jacitu
The Void Has Eyes
0
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Posted - 2013.02.25 23:39:00 -
[50] - Quote
*Celii strolls in and takes a seat*
I'll take anything over 100 proof and leave the bottle.
I better get to train some combat skills...this mining **** blows. |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
728
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Posted - 2013.02.26 02:05:00 -
[51] - Quote
What is this "tip" you speak of, as a European I'm unfamiliar with its uses... 
Orders Guiness, changes channel to the 6 nations Irleland v Scotland replay, not having seen the match yet
SCOTLAND 
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
442
|
Posted - 2013.02.26 02:15:00 -
[52] - Quote
Is there still soccer, let alone Scotland, in the universe of new Eden?
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
728
|
Posted - 2013.02.26 02:29:00 -
[53] - Quote
Welp, role play? In out of Pod?
I just point my satelite dish in a certain direction and the old transmissions need boosted... but hey, its entertainment.
Have you heard the good news sir/maam about the Church of Haruhi?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1158
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Posted - 2013.02.26 07:26:00 -
[54] - Quote
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:Is there still soccer, let alone Scotland, in the universe of new Eden?
This is not New Eden, this is the Greater Fool bar. 
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1158
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Posted - 2013.02.26 07:35:00 -
[55] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Welp, role play? In out of Pod?
I just point my satelite dish in a certain direction and the old transmissions need boosted... but hey, its entertainment.
Have you heard the good news sir/maam about the Church of Haruhi?
No, I don't think so, but i have a hunch that this place is somehow inspired by a certain abbility to trespass the barriers between fiction and reality as if they were not so real....
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
44
|
Posted - 2013.02.26 07:39:00 -
[56] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:What is this "tip" you speak of, as a European I'm unfamiliar with its uses... Orders Guiness, changes channel to the 6 nations Irleland v Scotland replay, not having seen the match yet SCOTLAND
tips... a thing where you give free money to the hard-working.
incentive! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1158
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Posted - 2013.02.26 14:16:00 -
[57] - Quote
Funny Italians... they gave a majority of votes to an anti-politics comedian, and yet the guy is only third in the chambers.That's supposed to be a balancing system in action (so massive urban voter turnout won't erase from the map the representativeness of rural voters) but the fact is that the Italian who voted against politics are a majority...
*Indahamwar Fazmarai walks to the manual espresso machine and serves herself a ristretto*.
Strani, gli italiani... ma ho capito
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Astenion
Black Dawn Rising
189
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Posted - 2013.02.26 16:03:00 -
[58] - Quote
Ma sei italiana/o? |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1160
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Posted - 2013.02.26 20:36:00 -
[59] - Quote
Astenion wrote:Ma sei italiana/o?
Not, just your average Spaniard with a little hold on Italian grammar... and the Internet.
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
196
|
Posted - 2013.02.26 20:46:00 -
[60] - Quote
oi ! lanlord !!! where have all the pint pots gone !....and where`s the loo roll ? . |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1162
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Posted - 2013.02.26 22:24:00 -
[61] - Quote
F.C. Barcelona 1 - Real Madrid 3.
Sometimes it's not really worth to watch TV.
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1162
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Posted - 2013.02.26 23:16:00 -
[62] - Quote
Huh, this time of day already... going to sleep, so be good while i am out.
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1165
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Posted - 2013.02.27 14:30:00 -
[63] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai walks to the cash register, opens it and sees it empty*
Profits, i can smell them -or maybe it's that the sewers clogged...
*Drops some coins into the cash register, opens a bottle of coke and slowly sips from it. Walks to jukebox and picks a song*
That should do while I end this bottle...
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1167
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Posted - 2013.02.27 23:05:00 -
[64] - Quote
*Indahmawar walks into the quiet, empty bar. Removes the sheet from the old Gallentean piano that sits in a corner and seats before it.. Then starts playing a faltering tune; she's not very good, her hands are small, and she misses many notes. By the piano, Nermal the ressurrected sabretooth rolls and rests its head on the arms -all cats, big and small, are the same...
Outside the Greater Fool bar, anonymous passerbys wonder who's abusing that poor piano. It would be raining if it wasn't inside a station... but then, when in a station rains from the ceiling, xenomorph aliens grow big, eat flight mechanics and fun ensues.*
Doh, pianos aren't for everyone... I better go sleep now. Be good while i am out.
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
196
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Posted - 2013.02.27 23:31:00 -
[65] - Quote
what about that pint pot i shat in !!!! i can start to smell it from here ....pheww ...has no one cleaned it up yet ! |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
444
|
Posted - 2013.02.28 06:20:00 -
[66] - Quote
*has been at the bar this entire time and is totally plastered*
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1169
|
Posted - 2013.02.28 14:14:00 -
[67] - Quote
*Indahmawar covers Sheimi with a blanket so she doesn't catches a cold while she's passed out*
Customers! Any bar must take good care of customers!
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Khergit Deserters
745
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Posted - 2013.02.28 19:35:00 -
[68] - Quote
Waiter, there's nanobot in my soup!
If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
|
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1169
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Posted - 2013.02.28 20:41:00 -
[69] - Quote
*Indahmawar finds a note on the video jukebox saying "you must watch this, sweetie!". She presses play and....*
You must watch this, sweetie!
HMOG, that's... amazing.
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
5573
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Posted - 2013.02.28 21:14:00 -
[70] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*Indahmawar finds a note on the video jukebox saying "you must watch this, sweetie!". She presses play and....* You must watch this, sweetie!HMOG, that's... amazing.
*Miz laughs out loud and wonders how ppl can be so brilliant to come up with such ideas*
Made my day
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
197
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Posted - 2013.03.01 16:36:00 -
[71] - Quote
well ...it could have been worse ...this this could have been on the jukebox  |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
32026
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Posted - 2013.03.01 16:36:00 -
[72] - Quote
I NEED A DRINK!
Thanks Zimmy <3 |
Cynthia Gallente
Buns United
1616
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Posted - 2013.03.01 18:18:00 -
[73] - Quote
*Cynthia Gallente calmly enters the bar and manages to avoid all nonsenes*
Beer please. *She says as she sits at the counter.*
Post with your lickGäó |
Khergit Deserters
754
|
Posted - 2013.03.01 19:54:00 -
[74] - Quote
::Orders another drink to work up his courage to go to talk to one of the ladies. Not shy, just afraid he might get knifed::
If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Cynthia Gallente
Buns United
1616
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Posted - 2013.03.01 20:47:00 -
[75] - Quote
*Sticks a knife in the creep who's drunk and talking to her.*
Post with your lickGäó |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1173
|
Posted - 2013.03.01 21:02:00 -
[76] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai accepts a custoemr rqust to put soemthing on the vide juekbox*
I am asking to play this on the big screen, can I?
*Indahmawar drinks from her Garfield mug and is certain that she will never understand certain customers*
Don't know where did that come from... but must be some funny place.
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Khergit Deserters
755
|
Posted - 2013.03.01 23:03:00 -
[77] - Quote
I had a feeling I wasn't going to get out of here with no holes in me....
If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
|
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
478
|
Posted - 2013.03.01 23:49:00 -
[78] - Quote
*Droolingly falls off of a barstool and thus waking up* Oh god, how long was i out?!?! *head pounds horribly* and how much did i drink?
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1207
|
Posted - 2013.03.02 02:35:00 -
[79] - Quote
Not enough yet, when you still can feel your head hurting...
*opens another bottle of brainkiller and pours in a glas*
Ah...and if you have a Flight later today, theres a bazooka line on the bar table to get you back on. ^-^
My corp has my mainGäó |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1173
|
Posted - 2013.03.02 09:35:00 -
[80] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai wakes up and walks to the casualty report; there's only been one stabbing (vicitm will survive) and the usual number of drunken in various degrees, none of which managed to harm himself. As Indah walks to the WC room, the boxer she's wearing slips down her thighs*
I should stop playing to "trade your undies" with chatroulette acquitances... this stuff is so much not suit for women!
*Holding the boxer in place with a hand, she notices that her bra is missing too.*
Huh, I hope it won't be one of those days...
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
32211
|
Posted - 2013.03.02 09:51:00 -
[81] - Quote
*Lifts head off the Couch in the corner*
*Rubbing Eyes*
Oh Good Morning ^_^
Do we have a Breakfast menu? Or... Well Lets be honest.. just give me a pot of Coffee
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1173
|
Posted - 2013.03.02 09:56:00 -
[82] - Quote
We do have several breakfast menus, but I would recommend you our WWLFD (What Was Left From Dinner) menu if you're on budget and miss your homely habits.
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1174
|
Posted - 2013.03.02 10:43:00 -
[83] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai opens her e-mail and finds a new safety video for capsuleers*
ESD and you
I better upload that, everybody should be aware of this issue.
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Angelique Duchemin
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
30
|
Posted - 2013.03.03 00:00:00 -
[84] - Quote
*yawn* I am completely exhausted. Make sure the pirates don't pickpocket my Frentix while I grab some shuteye *goes to sleep on the couch*
When the priest killed a maiden in the metal church.
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter.
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the queen in crimson glory |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
44
|
Posted - 2013.03.03 08:07:00 -
[85] - Quote
white girl on the couch!
wait, that's a boy...
ooh hey, frentix! |
Angelique Duchemin
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
33
|
Posted - 2013.03.03 09:04:00 -
[86] - Quote
Loco Kamikaze wrote:wait, that's a boy...
This is turning into a thing isn't it? Deteis do not look like boys.
When the priest killed a maiden in the metal church.
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter.
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the queen in crimson glory |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1188
|
Posted - 2013.03.03 10:28:00 -
[87] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai finds an old video tape and feels the need to share it for some unknown reason*
Spain, 1981. A heavy music band had a sudden hit and they jokingly made a videoclip for it, in their very own way, filming ordinary stuff and places in their hometown (Vallecas, in Madrid).
I actually grew in a country that looked like this until the mid-80s...
Ob+¦s - video clip for "Va a estallar el ob+¦s" (1981)
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1230
|
Posted - 2013.03.03 21:30:00 -
[88] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fzmarai tinekrs with the remto fort eh mains creen, surfing chanels in search of something worthy*
Houm... Caldari TV channel #1,074... WTF??? And then they say that there's only garbage on the TV...
*Puts the remote aside, grabs a can of Coke Zero and watches the entire program"
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
550
|
Posted - 2013.03.03 21:53:00 -
[89] - Quote
*stumbles out of the bar drunkenly and gets into my dramiel as i fly away.... backwards*
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1231
|
Posted - 2013.03.03 22:07:00 -
[90] - Quote
*Sheimi's Dramiel bumps on one of the Dreadnoughts parked outside the bar. The dreadnought pilot asks:
- Hey ma'am! Are you OK?
Sheimi answers:
- Gggoooz efffn, m-mmee isshtuznfff
Then a friendly hand locks a tractor beam on Sheimis' Dramiel and drags her ship back to the docking bay...*
We at the Greater Fool bar give our customers a chance to fly home on their own... if they make it as far as outside the shield, that is.
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1235
|
Posted - 2013.03.04 13:42:00 -
[91] - Quote
*Indahmawar finds this video clip disturbingly captivating, specially the start"
What's so special with this...?
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Malaclypse Muscaria
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
34
|
Posted - 2013.03.05 05:02:00 -
[92] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*Indahmawar Fazmarai finds an old video tape and feels the need to share it for some unknown reason* Spain, 1981. A heavy music band had a sudden hit and they jokingly made a videoclip for it, in their very own way, filming ordinary stuff and places in their hometown (Vallecas, in Madrid). I actually grew in a country that looked like this until the mid-80s... Ob+¦s - video clip for "Va a estallar el ob+¦s" (1981)
So castizo, that begining. Are you from Madrid as well? That video does bring memories of growing up in the 80s, though I'm from Moncloa, so I used to go to the underworld of jevi bars at Los Bajos de Arg++elles / Aurrer+í during their glory days ... such a wild chaotic urban zoo, drenched in smoke, riffs and cheap beer, I miss those days.
I still live around the area, but Los Bajos have been cleaned and sanitized for many years now - hell, they even put a police station there. Cops and bars don't mix well. *eyes dart around* No Concord at the Greater Fool Bar, I believe? *takes a long slow drag* |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1240
|
Posted - 2013.03.05 14:02:00 -
[93] - Quote
Malaclypse Muscaria wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*Indahmawar Fazmarai finds an old video tape and feels the need to share it for some unknown reason* Spain, 1981. A heavy music band had a sudden hit and they jokingly made a videoclip for it, in their very own way, filming ordinary stuff and places in their hometown (Vallecas, in Madrid). I actually grew in a country that looked like this until the mid-80s... Ob+¦s - video clip for "Va a estallar el ob+¦s" (1981) So castizo, that begining. Are you from Madrid as well? That video does bring memories of growing up in the 80s, though I'm from Moncloa, so I used to go to the underworld of jevi bars at Los Bajos de Arg++elles / Aurrer+í during their glory days ... such a wild chaotic urban zoo, drenched in smoke, riffs and cheap beer, I miss those days. I still live around the area, but Los Bajos have been cleaned and sanitized for many years now - hell, they even put a police station there. Cops and bars don't mix well. *eyes dart around* No Concord at the Greater Fool Bar, I believe? *takes a long slow drag*
Not Madrid, completely. Barcelona instead. But those places in the video don't look different than the place where i grew. I have memories of going to the beach by taking a bus, then going to the railway tracks, then walk on a railroad bridge over a sewer pipe, then cross some waste grounds and then eventually reach the beach... with dirty sand and then bath keeping an eye on whatever the waves could bring ashore.
Tha was just 30 years ago. As the meme song goes, Crec+¡ en los 80 (y sobreviv+¡)
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Malaclypse Muscaria
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
35
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 06:36:00 -
[94] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Not Madrid, completely. Barcelona instead. But those places in the video don't look different than the place where i grew. I have memories of going to the beach by taking a bus, then going to the railway tracks, then walk on a railroad bridge over a sewer pipe, then cross some waste grounds and then eventually reach the beach... with dirty sand and then bath keeping an eye on whatever the waves could bring ashore. Tha was just 30 years ago. As the meme song goes, Crec+¡ en los 80 (y sobreviv+¡)
Woah... explosi+¦n de nostalgia, awesome!
(As an anecdote: us Spaniards growing up with those Conguitos ads may take them for granted, but a few years ago some USians I know came across them, and thought they were incredibly racist and offensive  It's funny how our cultural backgrounds shape our perceptions) |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1243
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 07:43:00 -
[95] - Quote
Malaclypse Muscaria wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Not Madrid, completely. Barcelona instead. But those places in the video don't look different than the place where i grew. I have memories of going to the beach by taking a bus, then going to the railway tracks, then walk on a railroad bridge over a sewer pipe, then cross some waste grounds and then eventually reach the beach... with dirty sand and then bath keeping an eye on whatever the waves could bring ashore. Tha was just 30 years ago. As the meme song goes, Crec+¡ en los 80 (y sobreviv+¡) Woah... explosi+¦n de nostalgia, awesome! (As an anecdote: us Spaniards growing up with those Conguitos ads may take them for granted, but a few years ago some USians I know came across them, and thought they were incredibly racist and offensive It's funny how our cultural backgrounds shape our perceptions)
Well, of course, all in all, how many black people where in Spain at the time? They were mostly "Americanos", that is, people from another galaxy with a special status. Ecuatorial Guinea never had a deep impact in Spanish view of racial discrimination as we already were busy with our favorite minority, the gipsies. And E.G. being such a tiny piece of country, Morocco caught all the colonial attention (but the opposite didn't worked... you barely could find a Moroccan who speaks a decent Spanish, whereas Guineans speak an amazingly perfect Spanish).
In many ways, to the old farts form late Francoism and the Transition, the change we witnessed in our childhood was amazing. Yet we also we had time to experience some real Spain and get vaccinated against it, unlike the younger ones from the good times, and so the current disaster rings a bell in our mind as something we could and should expect from this sorry land, its unfortunate dwellers and the disgraceful bunch who always manages to float to the top. 
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
375
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 08:38:00 -
[96] - Quote
*puts a few ISK into the Jukebox*
GÖ½ GÖ¬ GÖ½ GÖ¬ |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
6268
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 10:09:00 -
[97] - Quote
*Miz enters the bar, orders a drink and sits at a table in the corner*
*While balancing a knife on her fingertip she whispers the words:*
bullets are the beauty of the blistering sky,
bullets are the beauty and I donGÇÖt know why,
bullets are the beauty of the blistering sky,
bullets are the beauty and I donGÇÖt know why.
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33229
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 10:20:00 -
[98] - Quote
*Wild Alice Appears*
"personal responsibility"
"personal responsibility"
"personal responsibility"
"personal responsibility"
*Big goofy Grin*
Gonna get me Drink Mizzy? ^_^
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
6270
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 10:27:00 -
[99] - Quote
*Miz throws her knife, which hits the bar right in front of the bartender*
A drink for my monocle wearing friend, please
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33229
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 10:37:00 -
[100] - Quote
Ah thank you
Oh when I drink too much I lose control of my Eye Lazer
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
390
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 10:51:00 -
[101] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Ah thank you Oh when I drink too much I lose control of my Eye Lazer
pew pew at the bar, everyone!
Fake and Gay. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33231
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 10:53:00 -
[102] - Quote
*Wonders over too the Couch and Sticks on PEW PEW PEW*
Yay! ^_^ Pew Pew Pew
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
6271
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 11:35:00 -
[103] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Ah thank you Oh when I drink too much I lose control of my Eye Lazer
The eye lazer isn't the only thing you lose control of when you drink too much
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33232
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 11:50:00 -
[104] - Quote
*Hiccup*
What cho trying to say?
*Leaning Heavily against the wall*
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
391
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 12:24:00 -
[105] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:*Hiccup*
What cho trying to say?
*Leaning Heavily against the wall*
Here, have another drink, on me...
Fake and Gay. |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
6274
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 12:28:00 -
[106] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:*Wonders over too the Couch and Sticks on PEW PEW PEW* Yay! ^_^ Pew Pew Pew
Always nice with a good armor brawl.
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33234
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 12:33:00 -
[107] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Alice Saki wrote:*Wonders over too the Couch and Sticks on PEW PEW PEW* Yay! ^_^ Pew Pew Pew Always nice with a good armor brawl.
if you know what I mean
*Hiccup*
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
398
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 13:16:00 -
[108] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Mizhir wrote:Alice Saki wrote:*Wonders over too the Couch and Sticks on PEW PEW PEW* Yay! ^_^ Pew Pew Pew Always nice with a good armor brawl. if you know what I mean *Hiccup*
O_O
Fake and Gay. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1244
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 13:34:00 -
[109] - Quote
Oooh, isn't that SHEPARD?
*Everybody turns around and Indahmawar Fazmarai waters down the booze*
Nay, just looking alike... anyone wants more of this stuff? It's on sale!
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33235
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 13:42:00 -
[110] - Quote
*Walks Slowly to the bar, Looking down at her feet quietly Muttering*
"Left foot first, then Right foot"
*Trips over*
OW! 
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
6284
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 13:46:00 -
[111] - Quote
*Lifts up Alice and slowly guides her back to the chair*
Don't worry my dear, I will fetch a drink for you.
Might be best if I hold the keys to your Loki before you do anything stupid.
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33235
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 13:51:00 -
[112] - Quote
Yay!
Bring me all the drinks!
*Puts keys in bra* Mine!
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1244
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 13:54:00 -
[113] - Quote
*Alice Saki falls down and her laser eye fires, accidentally hitting a mirror. The beam bounces off and strikes a glass of Gallentean cognac, which blasts in a fireball. A shard form the exploding glass strieks the video jukebox and an old clip plays back*
3-2-1, 1-2-3...
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33235
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 14:07:00 -
[114] - Quote
OH GAWD WHAT HAVE I DONE!
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
11820
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 14:12:00 -
[115] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:OH GAWD WHAT HAVE I DONE!
You called M'lady!
*pours a marginally sub lethal measure of rum into a quart mug*
Thank the gods for clones!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
Post with your brainGäó |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33235
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 14:19:00 -
[116] - Quote
Haha!
*Grabs Grays Arm*
*Drags him to the Dance floor*
*Looks over at Mizzy*
Stick something on the Jukebox please
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1244
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 14:28:00 -
[117] - Quote
Your command is my pleasure!
*Indahamawar strikes the jukebox*
Dance!
Ooops...
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33235
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 14:36:00 -
[118] - Quote
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
599
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 17:00:00 -
[119] - Quote
*pops a new song into the jukebox and whips out a handheld game device of some description* Le song
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
348
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 17:22:00 -
[120] - Quote
*steps in quietly and proceeds to the bar. Orders strong cup of black coffee and over pays*
*moves to a quiet table where he can watch the "going's on"*
*sets tin foil hat on table just in case Alice looses control of her eye-lazor*
...and a slow smile crosses his face as he takes the sip of coffee....
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8 |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1245
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 20:33:00 -
[121] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:*steps in quietly and proceeds to the bar. Orders strong cup of black coffee and over pays*
*moves to a quiet table where he can watch the "going's on"*
*sets tin foil hat on table just in case Alice looses control of her eye-lazor*
...and a slow smile crosses his face as he takes the sip of coffee....
Houm, this miniskirt is not too short when I bend over, is it?
*Indahmawar bends down to grab something from the floor, and several customers behidn her spit ut their drinks, sigh, whistle and applaud... not all of them male*
Huh-uh...
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
6287
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 20:38:00 -
[122] - Quote
*gives Indahmawar a gentle slap in the rear*
I don't think Auntie Ish will apreciate your choice of clothing.
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1245
|
Posted - 2013.03.06 22:52:00 -
[123] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:*gives Indahmawar a gentle slap in the rear*
I don't think Auntie Ish will apreciate your choice of clothing.
Life is a learning, nobody is born knowing what's the exact length of her SSMS (Shortest Sensible Mini Skirt), nor the TSS (Tightest Sensible Size). Some even have a hard time telling when and where it is appropiate to wear one...
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1246
|
Posted - 2013.03.07 07:56:00 -
[124] - Quote
A mine turtle enters the bar and...
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
429
|
Posted - 2013.03.07 08:12:00 -
[125] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Random McNally wrote:*steps in quietly and proceeds to the bar. Orders strong cup of black coffee and over pays*
*moves to a quiet table where he can watch the "going's on"*
*sets tin foil hat on table just in case Alice looses control of her eye-lazor*
...and a slow smile crosses his face as he takes the sip of coffee.... Houm, this miniskirt is not too short when I bend over, is it? *Indahmawar bends down to grab something from the floor, and several customers behidn her spit ut their drinks, sigh, whistle and applaud... not all of them male* Huh-uh...
DAT ASS
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:A mine turtle enters the bar and...
Hello!
Fake and Gay. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33240
|
Posted - 2013.03.07 08:37:00 -
[126] - Quote
Yawn
*Looks around in a Daze*
Oh ffs I fell asleep again... I've not been home in ages...
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
6296
|
Posted - 2013.03.07 10:51:00 -
[127] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Yawn
*Looks around in a Daze*
Oh ffs I fell asleep again... I've not been home in ages...
Finally you woke up. You have been sleeping on me, but you look so cute when you sleep, so I didn't want to wake you.
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
450
|
Posted - 2013.03.07 11:06:00 -
[128] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Yawn
*Looks around in a Daze*
Oh ffs I fell asleep again... I've not been home in ages...
maybe I can get you a private room, so you wouldn't be disturbed?
I pity da foo who doesn't realise dat red is da new black!
Fake and Gay. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33249
|
Posted - 2013.03.07 11:42:00 -
[129] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Alice Saki wrote:Yawn
*Looks around in a Daze*
Oh ffs I fell asleep again... I've not been home in ages... Finally you woke up. You have been sleeping on me, but you look so cute when you sleep, so I didn't want to wake you.
*Giggles away*
*Doesn't get off you tho *
Comfy ^_^
Liafcipe9000 wrote:Alice Saki wrote:Yawn
*Looks around in a Daze*
Oh ffs I fell asleep again... I've not been home in ages... maybe I can get you a private room, so you wouldn't be disturbed?
No No I'm Comfy ^_^
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
377
|
Posted - 2013.03.07 12:26:00 -
[130] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Random McNally wrote:*steps in quietly and proceeds to the bar. Orders strong cup of black coffee and over pays*
*moves to a quiet table where he can watch the "going's on"*
*sets tin foil hat on table just in case Alice looses control of her eye-lazor*
...and a slow smile crosses his face as he takes the sip of coffee.... Houm, this miniskirt is not too short when I bend over, is it? *Indahmawar bends down to grab something from the floor, and several customers behidn her spit ut their drinks, sigh, whistle and applaud... not all of them male* Huh-uh...
*notes what Indahmawar picked up off the floor and places an order for two dozen more*
I think I like this place.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8 |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33274
|
Posted - 2013.03.07 14:03:00 -
[131] - Quote
I think it's a good time to start drinking again without looking like an Alcoholic
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
383
|
Posted - 2013.03.07 14:22:00 -
[132] - Quote
*walks up to the bar and orders a drink*
*brings the drink to Alice Saki*
You look too comfortable to get up. Please, allow me
*goes back to the bar to refill his coffee and sits back down at his table*
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8 |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33278
|
Posted - 2013.03.07 15:14:00 -
[133] - Quote
Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
386
|
Posted - 2013.03.07 16:24:00 -
[134] - Quote
*he acknowledges the "Thank You" by raising his coffee up in a salute*
*when is cup is empty, he walks up to the bar for a refill and hands the bartender a roll of isk.*
"They'll drink on me tonight" he says, gesturing to the booth containing Saki and Mizhir
*he returns to his table and slides out a data pad, where he appears to be observing the crowd and taking notes*
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8 |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1247
|
Posted - 2013.03.07 20:52:00 -
[135] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai has been told of a new Gallentean cannel, specialyzed in videogames. She finds it in the chart and opens it on the bar's main screen*
Houm, let's see how that turns out...
Gallentean, who else...?
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1247
|
Posted - 2013.03.07 23:08:00 -
[136] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai makes a last tour a around the bar checking everyhting is OK. She sees Random McNally carefully taking notes and leans towards him, then she stands up and turns around right after he notices, with the corner of an eye, what could be some small but interesting cleaveage*
Good night Mr. McNally, have fun tonight...
*Indahmawar walks away, her long, wide culottes concealing her aft from curiosity...*
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Angelique Duchemin
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
167
|
Posted - 2013.03.08 00:08:00 -
[137] - Quote
I'm heading off to my room for the night. Wakeup call at 5 with a cup of coffee and 2 frentix for breakfast. Don't knock on the door before that unless you happen to be Tracid Segnador with the shirt off or someone of equal calibre.
The Battle of Wizna. Like the movie 300 but with worse odds and the Germans as the attackers. |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
599
|
Posted - 2013.03.08 03:23:00 -
[138] - Quote
*After fighting the urge to drink the embarassment of flying her ship out of the station backwards, Sheimi goes off to her personal room to sleep, but then notices the fridge had been stocked full of Quafe.* Jackpot. Not sleeping tonight!
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
558
|
Posted - 2013.03.08 17:07:00 -
[139] - Quote
*Random's smile stayed long after Indahmawar left the room for the evening. *
*She seemed the sort of person who could wield her sexual appeal like delicate flower's petal, or the crack of a sinister whip. He suspected, however, she would probably prefer the whip.*
*His smile broadened. He should do something nice for her. An acknowledgement of his appreciation*
*Besides, it never hurts to get on the good side of the ownership.*
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8 |
Something Random
The Barrow Boys
281
|
Posted - 2013.03.08 20:37:00 -
[140] - Quote
Tequila and Lime please....
Oh - i just read the OP Title....
"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."
"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangsn++ all here!" |
Something Random
The Barrow Boys
281
|
Posted - 2013.03.08 20:49:00 -
[141] - Quote
Can i have a Vodka Lime with that too
Cause lifes interesting, but at 80 proof plus it gets so much more interesting
"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."
"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangsn++ all here!" |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1253
|
Posted - 2013.03.08 23:28:00 -
[142] - Quote
*Indahmawar waves one of the waitresses*
Another round for this man, on the house!
How quiet is this for being a friday evening, did EA put DRM on the bar?
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1256
|
Posted - 2013.03.09 14:48:00 -
[143] - Quote
*Indahmawar plays on the video jukebox a jewel straight from Ishtanchuk's video library*
Awesomesauce
I seriously need a Martini Rosso right now.
*Indah dials a number on the drink library computer and a bottle is delivered from the endless cave of the Greater Fool Bar. She fills a glass with ice cubes, adds the Rosso and a slice of orange, haves a drink*
Mmmmh... I shouldn't be drinking this early...
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
12268
|
Posted - 2013.03.09 14:53:00 -
[144] - Quote
*orders rum*
*drinks the rum*
*slams glass on counter and orders asks the waitress for a melon.*
I like my melons like i like my waitresses.... firm and fruity!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
Post with your brainGäó |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1256
|
Posted - 2013.03.09 14:58:00 -
[145] - Quote
*A waitress comes to Graygor with a melon in her hands.
"How do you pay your waitresses? Hope you pay better than your melon!"
The waitress draws of a large machete and splits the melon in half with a casual, careless swing of the blade.
"Your melon, sir!*"
EVE is Serious Business: You shall not feel entitled to being allowed to play EVE just because you are paying it. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33633
|
Posted - 2013.03.09 14:59:00 -
[146] - Quote
Walks in Singing
"Along as we beat the English, I don't Careeeee"
Oh Hi Everyone ^_^
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
12274
|
Posted - 2013.03.09 15:03:00 -
[147] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Walks in Singing
"Along as we beat the English, I don't Careeeee"
Oh Hi Everyone ^_^
*puts arm around Alice and joins in."
As long as we beat the English, we don't Careeeeee!
We need an Irish person in here ASAP!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
Post with your brainGäó |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33633
|
Posted - 2013.03.09 15:05:00 -
[148] - Quote
We have an Irishman on Comms He is Awesome, Irish Accent <3
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
12283
|
Posted - 2013.03.09 15:07:00 -
[149] - Quote
I'll never get why the Irish accent is seen as sexy and the Welsh accent isnt. I mean ok, I understand the valleys not being sexy, or the whole south east is a given. But us in the West and North speak well proper!
And some regions of Ireland have HIDEOUS accents.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
Post with your brainGäó |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
6469
|
Posted - 2013.03.09 15:33:00 -
[150] - Quote
*Miz joins in*
Along as we beat the English, I don't Careeee
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Stegas Tyrano
GLU CANU
Open Space Consultancy
254
|
Posted - 2013.03.09 18:59:00 -
[151] - Quote
*Stands in the door way*
Do you sell tea (English Breakfast) here?
[PROPOSAL] INGAME ADVERTS FOR PLAYERS |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1269
|
Posted - 2013.03.09 20:21:00 -
[152] - Quote
*Indahmawar joins with her best fake Irish accent*
"Aloin as we beaz she Englis, ei don't Cadeeeee"
*Indah has got accent even when she's trying to impersonate Irish accent...*
Maafkan aku, ini bukan saya sangat baik...
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
622
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 00:18:00 -
[153] - Quote
*Wakes up with a headache* Alright, what is the best way to get rid of a headache? Alcohol. Definitely.
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1273
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 08:08:00 -
[154] - Quote
I have a better recipe...
*Tickles Sheimi*
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Yiole Gionglao
93
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 11:18:00 -
[155] - Quote
*Yiole Gionglao enters the Greater Fool Bar an walks to the bar, where Indah is awaiting orders*
- So this is your bar? Well, what do you serve for thirsty miners? I've got scordite dust on my clothes, on my hair, in my nose, into my ears, into my ass and into my p...
*Indahmawar shiftly cover's Yiole's mouth*
- I got it, I got it! Here's some Irn-Bru!
- I still recall when you both where some prudish Khanid girls and couldn't tell what it was the p-word other than a kitty...
*Yiole laughs and jokingly messes Indah's hair, as she's a hand taller than the tallest of the petite Fazmarai cousins*
- Meow, meow, is that a hungry kitty what I'm listening? Where could it be...?
- It' not on this side of the bar, I assure you -switftly answers Indah.
- OK, Ok, probably you beat me, as I've been quite long in those darned belts...
|
Rain6635
Team Evil
55
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 11:22:00 -
[156] - Quote
Indah, can you validate our parking... three rattlesnakes and two machariels... is overnight ok?
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
568
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 11:25:00 -
[157] - Quote
I'd like a Random, please... |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1287
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 11:26:00 -
[158] - Quote
*Indahmawar puts on sunglasses to look at Rain6635*
Oh it's you... yes of course, but let me trim down the lights a bit first...
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
201
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 11:28:00 -
[159] - Quote
walks back in and shrugs and thinks "i`ll open up my own gay bar ...and call it "bottoms up"
ill prolly get a ban for this one |
Rain6636
Team Evil
14
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 11:31:00 -
[160] - Quote
hey indah, so does the window washer really work for you? he's asking us to take him with us, but the air lock on the cargo hold is finnicky, it might not end well for him. maybe you could give him a job inside, he seems like a hard worker.
where's Ishtanchuk? I kinda liked her
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
201
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 11:33:00 -
[161] - Quote
minces over to the jukebox ...and puts on some petshop boys and some jimmy somerville tracks |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1287
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 11:34:00 -
[162] - Quote
Liafcipe9000 wrote:I'd like a Random, please...
*Indahamwar throws some beans on the keyboard of the drinks computer and a random bottle is delivered*
Houm, that's been some salty liquorize cream for you.. and i remind you that our policy for randoms is to pay first, drink later.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1292
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 11:37:00 -
[163] - Quote
Rain6636 wrote:hey indah, so does the window washer really work for you? he's asking us to take him with us, but the air lock on the cargo hold is finnicky, it might not end well for him. maybe you could give him a job inside, he seems like a hard worker.
where's Ishtanchuk? I kinda liked her
Ishtanchuk is on vacation, but she may return if the landlord gives her a good return offer along with the "summer expansion".
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Rain6637
Team Evil
752
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 11:43:00 -
[164] - Quote
I'll give her a summer expansion
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
570
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 12:07:00 -
[165] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:I'd like a Random, please... *Indahamawar throws some beans on the keyboard of the drinks computer and a random bottle is delivered* Houm, that's been some salty liquorice cream for you.. and i remind you that our policy for randoms is to pay first, drink later.
*le pay*
YOU!
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR! |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
206
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 14:03:00 -
[166] - Quote
hilarious ! i remember song ...but never saw the vid ... a likes for you my friend im allways in need of a good laugh on a sunday |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
206
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 14:08:00 -
[167] - Quote
jason hill wrote:hilarious ! i remember song ...but never saw the vid ... a likes for you my friend im allways in need of a good laugh on a sunday
lol this is starting to turn out to be a bit of a threadnought ... i best pop out and get some popcorn |
Stegas Tyrano
GLU CANU
Open Space Consultancy
257
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 14:09:00 -
[168] - Quote
*sits in the corner waiting paitently for his Tea (English Breakfast) while looking dreamy-eyed at T3 cruisers on his neocom*
[PROPOSAL] INGAME ADVERTS FOR PLAYERS |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1293
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 14:10:00 -
[169] - Quote
As 3 follows 2, there's no gay bar without viking kittens.
They are Nermal's best friends, actually.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
206
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 14:10:00 -
[170] - Quote
bloody pervy |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
574
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 14:11:00 -
[171] - Quote
*shoves some ISK into the jukebox*
Electric Six - DANGER! High Voltage |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1293
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 14:12:00 -
[172] - Quote
jason hill wrote:bloody pervy
Just par for the course for a smalltown boy...
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
206
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 14:15:00 -
[173] - Quote
light bulbs for **** ! whats not to like !!! rofl ! mwhahahah .... im just waiting the sad git to post a village people video |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
574
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 14:27:00 -
[174] - Quote
jason hill wrote:light bulbs for **** ! whats not to like !!! rofl ! mwhahahah .... im just waiting the sad git to post a village people video
You're too drunk bro...
you even quoted yourself...
get a room will ya? |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
207
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 14:47:00 -
[175] - Quote
Liafcipe9000 wrote:jason hill wrote:light bulbs for **** ! whats not to like !!! rofl ! mwhahahah .... im just waiting the sad git to post a village people video You're too drunk bro... you even quoted yourself... get a room will ya?
with whom ? |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
207
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 14:51:00 -
[176] - Quote
anyways enough of this hilarity ...the rugby is about to start ...and england are going to smash italy so pull up a chair ...and enjoy |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1294
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 14:54:00 -
[177] - Quote
jason hill wrote:anyways enough of this hilarity ...the rugby is about to start ...and england are going to smash italy so pull up a chair ...and enjoy
A waitress wearing a Union Jack patch approaches jason and asks:
- Will you have a pint, sir?
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
207
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 15:00:00 -
[178] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:jason hill wrote:anyways enough of this hilarity ...the rugby is about to start ...and england are going to smash italy so pull up a chair ...and enjoy A waitress wearing a Union Jack patch approaches jason and asks: - Will you have a pint, sir?
carlsberg please
stands up for the national anthem thats playing |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1294
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 15:04:00 -
[179] - Quote
jason hill wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:jason hill wrote:anyways enough of this hilarity ...the rugby is about to start ...and england are going to smash italy so pull up a chair ...and enjoy A waitress wearing a Union Jack patch approaches jason and asks: - Will you have a pint, sir? carlsberg please stands up for the national anthem thats playing
The waitress approaches jason again, holding a pint mug in her hands.
- Here, have it, we saw you using this one the first time you were here...
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
207
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 15:05:00 -
[180] - Quote
woman ...get out of the view of the bloody TV ! |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
6563
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 15:31:00 -
[181] - Quote
jason hill wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:jason hill wrote:anyways enough of this hilarity ...the rugby is about to start ...and england are going to smash italy so pull up a chair ...and enjoy A waitress wearing a Union Jack patch approaches jason and asks: - Will you have a pint, sir? carlsberg please stands up for the national anthem thats playing
Seems like our proud Brittish friend here got a good taste of beer.
*Miz goes to the video Jukebox and finds this in the archives.*
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
207
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 15:49:00 -
[182] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:jason hill wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:jason hill wrote:anyways enough of this hilarity ...the rugby is about to start ...and england are going to smash italy so pull up a chair ...and enjoy A waitress wearing a Union Jack patch approaches jason and asks: - Will you have a pint, sir? carlsberg please stands up for the national anthem thats playing Seems like our proud Brittish friend here got a good taste of beer. *Miz goes to the video Jukebox and finds this in the archives.*
lol good advert ...not seen it before ... anyways its half time ... england 12 -italy 3 .... beer please ! |
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
3500
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 15:58:00 -
[183] - Quote
And you guys said roleplaying was creepy.
Torn from grace, gotta find your faith
or the devils gonna claim your soul
|
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
6563
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 16:06:00 -
[184] - Quote
Saede Riordan wrote:And you guys said roleplaying was creepy.
This is casual roleplaying. We are still allowed to talk about other **** :)
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
3501
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 16:09:00 -
[185] - Quote
Are you roleplaying yourselves in a bar or your characters in a bar? I can't tell.
Torn from grace, gotta find your faith
or the devils gonna claim your soul
|
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
6563
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 16:15:00 -
[186] - Quote
Saede Riordan wrote:Are you roleplaying yourselves in a bar or your characters in a bar? I can't tell.
Sort of both, but mostly the char. It is our chars which are in the bar, but they have our thoughts / experiance on top of their own personality.
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
207
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 17:00:00 -
[187] - Quote
phew ! we beat the ice cream mechants ....but only just ! better team lost TBH ... next up yids v scousers its 1/2 time and its 1-1 ... pint please land lord ! |
Yiole Gionglao
96
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 20:41:00 -
[188] - Quote
Quote:2x Vodka
2x Bourbon
3x (drops) Absinthe
dash of Cola
top up with Irn-Bru
Agree? Yes/No
*Yiole Gionglao presses Yes on the cocktail bot, which inmediately mixes the ingredients and serves the cockatil*
Your Thirsty F**k, ma'am.
I always giggle when I hear these robots say that name... |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1295
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 22:59:00 -
[189] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:Quote:2x Vodka
2x Bourbon
3x (drops) Absinthe
dash of Cola
top up with Irn-Bru
Agree? Yes/No *Yiole Gionglao presses Yes on the cocktail bot, which inmediately mixes the ingredients and serves the cockatil* Your Thirsty F**k, ma'am.I always giggle when I hear these robots say that name...
I really don't intend to meddle in your life, but, I think you should go and, huh, find a man and such... We got rooms for rent, and also there's the backrooms if you don't want hassles...
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Yiole Gionglao
96
|
Posted - 2013.03.10 23:15:00 -
[190] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:I really don't intend to meddle in your life, but, I think you should go and, huh, find a man and such... We got rooms for rent, and also there's the backrooms if you don't want hassles...
Why bother? I can just go to your room and share the bed with you and your kitty... I think you call it Nermal?
*From a corner in the bar, Nermal the ressurrected sabretooth looks at Yiole Gionglao. The word "kitty" and her voice bring him memories of being used as a mount amidst lots of laughs and noise. In his limited feline opinion, if the large female wants to share beds with the Young Lady, then the Young Lady should let him stay outside the door* |
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
3545
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 00:20:00 -
[191] - Quote
*Saede wanders in and orders a bottle of the finest madness inducing whiskey. This seems like the sort of place that would require it*
Torn from grace, gotta find your faith
or the devils gonna claim your soul
|
Angelique Duchemin
Serenity Prime
Kraken.
210
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 02:40:00 -
[192] - Quote
*darts through the bar and straight into her bed in her room* Standard wakeup call, coffee and Frentix for breakfast as usual.
The Battle of Wizna. Like the movie 300 but with worse odds and the Germans as the attackers. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
8948
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 02:43:00 -
[193] - Quote
*does this*
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1298
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 07:26:00 -
[194] - Quote
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
9.1 / 9.3 / 8.8 / 8.9 / 9.5, score 9.12 for Ms. Plunderbunny
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
593
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 07:34:00 -
[195] - Quote
Nice outfit
I resculpted and changed my avatar last night too. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1298
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 07:47:00 -
[196] - Quote
It's not a resculpt, but I certainly changed her. Now after the (in)famous "leave it and look again tomorrow", i am amazed on how well does her breast size work with this dress, which adds like 3 cup sizes to the avatar.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Yiole Gionglao
96
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 07:53:00 -
[197] - Quote
*Wakes up in Indah's bed, feeling cold as she's not there*
Huh, what awful manners... guess i stole all the bed for myself...
I better have a breakfast ready when she's back from the public CQs. |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
595
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 08:17:00 -
[198] - Quote
my room is always open, Indah
AND my bed is bigger |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33795
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 08:31:00 -
[199] - Quote
Saede Riordan wrote:*Saede wanders in and orders a bottle of the finest madness inducing whiskey. This seems like the sort of place that would require it*
You have No idea
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
3580
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 08:54:00 -
[200] - Quote
Oh I think I have a bit of one.
Torn from grace, gotta find your faith
or the devils gonna claim your soul
|
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33809
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 08:56:00 -
[201] - Quote
*Begins to hear music*
*Snaps up from a Chair, and starts Dancing Manically*
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
12384
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 09:01:00 -
[202] - Quote
*watches Alice dancing to the Bob the Builder intro*
Crazy Scottish people.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
Post with your brainGäó |
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
3580
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 09:03:00 -
[203] - Quote
*Saede puts some jamming tunes into the jukebox.
Torn from grace, gotta find your faith
or the devils gonna claim your soul
|
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33809
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 09:05:00 -
[204] - Quote
*Grabs Saedes hand and drags her over to the dance floor*
^_^
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
3582
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 09:06:00 -
[205] - Quote
*Laughs and follows Alice onto the floor and dances with her.
Torn from grace, gotta find your faith
or the devils gonna claim your soul
|
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
602
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 09:16:00 -
[206] - Quote
Graygor wrote:*watches Alice dancing to the Bob the Builder intro*
Crazy Scottish people.
Bob The Builder! |
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2869
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 10:19:00 -
[207] - Quote
*enters*
*looks around*
*walks to the toilet*
... a few minutes pass ...
*comes back*
*leaves* |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
609
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 10:30:00 -
[208] - Quote
Solstice Project wrote:*enters*
*looks around*
*walks to the toilet*
... a few minutes pass ...
*comes back*
*leaves*
A day in the life of a highsec neg10(not the alliance, the sec stat) afk-shuttles-ganker.
stick around for more of the EVE parody karaoke night! |
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2869
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 10:33:00 -
[209] - Quote
Liafcipe9000 wrote:Solstice Project wrote:*enters*
*looks around*
*walks to the toilet*
... a few minutes pass ...
*comes back*
*leaves* A day in the life of a highsec neg10(not the alliance, the sec stat) afk-shuttles-ganker. Killed mostly haulers yesterday. Way over a billion ISK, including a prorator. |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
609
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 10:33:00 -
[210] - Quote
Solstice Project wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:Solstice Project wrote:*enters*
*looks around*
*walks to the toilet*
... a few minutes pass ...
*comes back*
*leaves* A day in the life of a highsec neg10(not the alliance, the sec stat) afk-shuttles-ganker. Killed mostly haulers yesterday. Way over a billion ISK, including a prorator.
plez, tel mor! |
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2869
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 10:34:00 -
[211] - Quote
Liafcipe9000 wrote:plez, tel mor! No. |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
611
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 10:52:00 -
[212] - Quote
Solstice Project wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:plez, tel mor! No.
maybe if I buy you a Random you'll be more cooperative? |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
33845
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 10:52:00 -
[213] - Quote
Sigh, Where are the real Men...
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2869
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 11:03:00 -
[214] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Sigh, Where are the real Men... *lol*
You wouldn't notice him even if he slapped you in the face.
*walks to the bar*
*orders milk* |
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
3618
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 12:59:00 -
[215] - Quote
Meh, real men. Never had much luck with those.
*sits down and sips whiskey.
Torn from grace, gotta find your faith
or the devils gonna claim your soul
|
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
12418
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 13:22:00 -
[216] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Sigh, Where are the real Men...
Their either dead, married, gay or me!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
Post with your brainGäó |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
650
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 14:21:00 -
[217] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Sigh, Where are the real Men...
*Random sips his coffee and smiles across the expanse of the bar. Seems this weekend has brought a flurry of patrons*
*This will be very interesting*
*Sends drinks to Alice and Saede*
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8 |
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
3694
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 14:27:00 -
[218] - Quote
*receives One Unit of Coffee from Random McNally.*
"All the men better be careful or I'll convert all your ladies into space-lesbians."
Torn from grace, gotta find your faith
or the devils gonna claim your soul
|
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
6718
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 14:31:00 -
[219] - Quote
Care for a dance, Saede?
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
34090
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 14:34:00 -
[220] - Quote
Thanks Mcnally
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
3703
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 14:35:00 -
[221] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Care for a dance, Saede?
"Sure" *she offers her hand*
Torn from grace, gotta find your faith
or the devils gonna claim your soul
|
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1301
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 14:41:00 -
[222] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Alice Saki wrote:Sigh, Where are the real Men... Their either dead, married, gay or me!
Or maybe they just gay-married you and died...
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
34119
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 14:42:00 -
[223] - Quote
*Sneaks over to the Juke box and Plays :D*
Mood Killer :D
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Yiole Gionglao
97
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 14:52:00 -
[224] - Quote
*Sees Saede and Mizhir busy, then grabs Alice*
Would a dance make you smile, miss sad ginger? |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
34135
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 15:04:00 -
[225] - Quote
Please
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Khergit Deserters
785
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 17:26:00 -
[226] - Quote
Crap, I'm in no man's land again. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
712
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 17:42:00 -
[227] - Quote
Khergit Deserters wrote:Crap, I'm in no man's land again.
No, youre not. There are a few men in here.
But to be honest, I'd rather watch the ladies dance.
*Random buys another round for the ladies dancing and delivers them to their respective tables*
I'm sure they'll be thirsty when this batch of songs runs out.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8 |
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2912
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 18:20:00 -
[228] - Quote
It's funny how nobody is asking where the real *women* are ...
... and women just assume that they are real women, compared to "unreal" men.
Most women i see can be thrown right out of the window. ^_^ |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
721
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 18:39:00 -
[229] - Quote
Solstice Project wrote:It's funny how nobody is asking where the real *women* are ...
... and women just assume that they are real women, compared to "unreal" men.
Most women i see can be thrown right out of the window. ^_^
Why did the girl throw the watch out the window?
TO WATCH TIME FLY! |
Angelique Duchemin
Serenity Prime
Kraken.
213
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 18:57:00 -
[230] - Quote
Khergit Deserters wrote:Crap, I'm in no man's land again.
Poor thing.
The Battle of Wizna. Like the movie 300 but with worse odds and the Germans as the attackers. |
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2913
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 19:58:00 -
[231] - Quote
Where's the pretty one that runs this place ?
The one that forgot to put her pants back on. ^_^ |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1301
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 23:18:00 -
[232] - Quote
*Indahamawar Fazmarai is at her private appartment. It's been a long complicated day and she's not up to party, just a comfy bed and no company. Doesn't matters wether Yiole comes and steals her bed... she's too tired to notice*
Goo nite every -yawn- everyone. Be good while I'm out.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2914
|
Posted - 2013.03.11 23:48:00 -
[233] - Quote
*listening to http://newedenradio.com waiting for the upcoming two songs he requested*
Good night, indahood. ^_^ |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
750
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 07:45:00 -
[234] - Quote
NER is fail
listen EVE-Radio errday |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
34458
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 08:05:00 -
[235] - Quote
How does one Be good?
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
12589
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 08:45:00 -
[236] - Quote
Puts size 12 (thats size 13 for the yanks) boots on table and hooks up rum I.V.
Mmmmmm flammable blood.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
Post with your brainGäó |
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2922
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 09:09:00 -
[237] - Quote
Liafcipe9000 wrote:NER is fail
listen EVE-Radio errday Taya put up a few songs for me and some other person
asked for the TROLOLOLO song, asking Taya to dedicate it for me.
I don't like EVE-Radio. Too many morons. Just visit their chat.
Oh, you're there already. See ? |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
812
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 11:58:00 -
[238] - Quote
pffff, EVE Radio did it before it was cool.
ER FTW. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
34708
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 12:07:00 -
[239] - Quote
I'd rather listen to my own music ;)
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
818
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 12:12:00 -
[240] - Quote
EVE Radio DJs usually do take requests
I also recommend the Rewind page, specifically the DJ Erkenfresh show. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
880
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 13:23:00 -
[241] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:How does one Be good?
By basically NOT doing all the things we like to do.
I've read about this concept. Watched a movie that had lots of nuns in it but they looked like they were having fun.
I too, am confuse.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8 |
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2925
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 14:35:00 -
[242] - Quote
Liafcipe9000 wrote:EVE Radio DJs usually do take requests
I also recommend the Rewind page, specifically the DJ Erkenfresh show. No.
I hate radio anyway, so no point.
Especially not that. ^_^ |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
924
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 14:40:00 -
[243] - Quote
Solstice Project wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:EVE Radio DJs usually do take requests
I also recommend the Rewind page, specifically the DJ Erkenfresh show. No. I hate radio anyway, so no point. Especially not that. ^_^
THEN Y U LISTEN TO NER?!?! |
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2926
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 15:56:00 -
[244] - Quote
Liafcipe9000 wrote:Solstice Project wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:EVE Radio DJs usually do take requests
I also recommend the Rewind page, specifically the DJ Erkenfresh show. No. I hate radio anyway, so no point. Especially not that. ^_^ THEN Y U LISTEN TO NER?!?! I wanted to know how Taya sounds.
Rather short, middle weight, american. |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
1056
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 17:52:00 -
[245] - Quote
TGFBar got ingame channel?
wat is name ingame channel? |
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
3915
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 17:59:00 -
[246] - Quote
gief channel invite nao plz
Torn from grace, gotta find your faith
or the devils gonna claim your soul
|
Yiole Gionglao
97
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 21:28:00 -
[247] - Quote
*Yiole Gionglao approaches the video jukebox, plugs a memory piece into it, downloads and hits play*
True facts be unveiled
|
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
7205
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 21:40:00 -
[248] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:*Yiole Gionglao approaches the video jukebox, plugs a memory piece into it, downloads and hits play* True facts be unveiled
Ahh, yeah. Those ERB are quite awesome :)
Btw, anyone who can inv me to the channel?
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1304
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 21:47:00 -
[249] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:*Yiole Gionglao approaches the video jukebox, plugs a memory piece into it, downloads and hits play* True facts be unveiled Ahh, yeah. Those ERB are quite awesome :) Btw, anyone who can inv me to the channel?
But, there is no channel! (that I know...) Should I start one? 
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
3965
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 21:54:00 -
[250] - Quote
you should yes!
Torn from grace, gotta find your faith
or the devils gonna claim your soul
|
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
35380
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 21:56:00 -
[251] - Quote
MOAR DRINK ^_^_^_^_^_^
ALLLLLLLLthooo I may have had enough ;)
Edit... Spelling
I broke it, I'll fix it later GÖÑ |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
7210
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 21:57:00 -
[252] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Mizhir wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:*Yiole Gionglao approaches the video jukebox, plugs a memory piece into it, downloads and hits play* True facts be unveiled Ahh, yeah. Those ERB are quite awesome :) Btw, anyone who can inv me to the channel? But, there is no channel! (that I know...) Should I start one?
Or maybe we can just use the like and get like channel. Anyone remember the name?
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
35380
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 21:58:00 -
[253] - Quote
The Likes and Get Likes
I broke it, I'll fix it later GÖÑ |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
7210
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 22:00:00 -
[254] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:The Likes and Get Likes
Ahh, it was the first S I missed then.
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1304
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 22:18:00 -
[255] - Quote
OK, i started a channel... but don't know how to manage it. I'm online so any tips can be convoed.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
35397
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 22:22:00 -
[256] - Quote
Name? ^_^
I broke it, I'll fix it later GÖÑ |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1304
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 22:24:00 -
[257] - Quote
Huh... The Greater Fool Bar
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
35400
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 22:33:00 -
[258] - Quote
I tried there was a password xD
I broke it, I'll fix it later GÖÑ |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1304
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 22:35:00 -
[259] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:I tried there was a password xD
I removed it, now Mizhir is in but she doesn't speaks... what could be wrong?
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
7229
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 22:39:00 -
[260] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Alice Saki wrote:I tried there was a password xD I removed it, now Mizhir is in but she doesn't speaks... what could be wrong?
Mizhir > you might have a look at the settings. I got a message that said that i wasn't allowed to speak in this channel
Edit: it seems to be working now
The Logi Pilot we need... Not the Logi Pilot we deserve |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1305
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 23:13:00 -
[261] - Quote
Ok, there's a chat channel... currently is free to join. Name: The Greater Fool Bar (notice the caps)
I'm going to sleep now, so good night everyone and be good while i'm out...
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Angelique Duchemin
Serenity Prime
Kraken.
218
|
Posted - 2013.03.12 23:48:00 -
[262] - Quote
I entered the chat and had a random encounter with a wild Alice and Mizhir. Mizhir instantly aligned to safe and warped off. I caught Alice aggro whom then warped off too and now it's just me
Odd place.
The Battle of Wizna. Like the movie 300 but against German tanks. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1310
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 07:33:00 -
[263] - Quote
Angelique Duchemin wrote:I entered the chat and had a random encounter with a wild Alice and Mizhir. Mizhir instantly aligned to safe and warped off. I caught Alice aggro whom then warped off too and now it's just me
Odd place.
It's just started, and yesterday at this time of day I didn't knew that there would be a chat channel for the Bar.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
1094
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 07:40:00 -
[264] - Quote
will join when I get back home from work. Sadly, I just got to the work.
GIT ME OUTA HERE |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
35614
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 11:14:00 -
[265] - Quote
Odd Place or Odd People?
Saede GÖÑ We Remember |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
1162
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 11:20:00 -
[266] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Odd Place or Odd People?
I'd say both
I'd like a Random for me and Alice, please |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
12952
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 12:49:00 -
[267] - Quote
I have joined the channel.
But isnt it mostly the LAGL people as well? Oh well, double the channels double the er... Alice?
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
Post with your brainGäó |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1192
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 13:17:00 -
[268] - Quote
Liafcipe9000 wrote:Alice Saki wrote:Odd Place or Odd People? I'd say both I'd like a Random for me and Alice, please
no homo.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8 |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
12997
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 13:19:00 -
[269] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:Alice Saki wrote:Odd Place or Odd People? I'd say both I'd like a Random for me and Alice, please no homo.
Is that some kind of latin american drink?
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1192
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 13:21:00 -
[270] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Random McNally wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:Alice Saki wrote:Odd Place or Odd People? I'd say both I'd like a Random for me and Alice, please no homo. Is that some kind of latin american drink?
Maybe, I'm not some kind of latin american.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8 |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
35932
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 14:28:00 -
[271] - Quote
*Pulls Everyone onto the dancefloor*
Ready?!
Ring around a Roses
Pocket full of.......
Saede GÖÑ We Remember |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1311
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 14:51:00 -
[272] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai received an offer to install videogame consoles at The Greater Fool Bar, but she's not sure about the games offered*
Check our catalog of classical videogames, now iterated for extra challenge!
Houm... I don't recall that they were like that, maybe should check with Ishtanchuk... she's the expert in oldfartery...
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
7399
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 15:51:00 -
[273] - Quote
Don't worry Indah. When people get enough to drink they wouldn't notice that it is the game which is the problem. They will just assume it is the player who is too drunk.
We will never forget you Saede! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
13276
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 15:55:00 -
[274] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:*Pulls Everyone onto the dancefloor*
Ready?!
Ring around a Roses
Pocket full of.......
Wet soggy plague infested tissues?
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1434
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 16:01:00 -
[275] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Alice Saki wrote:*Pulls Everyone onto the dancefloor*
Ready?!
Ring around a Roses
Pocket full of....... Wet soggy plague infested tissues?
Wow, you sure know how to destroy a mood.
*takes Gray's place in the "ring around the rosy"*
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
13313
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 16:04:00 -
[276] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Graygor wrote:Alice Saki wrote:*Pulls Everyone onto the dancefloor*
Ready?!
Ring around a Roses
Pocket full of....... Wet soggy plague infested tissues? Wow, you sure know how to destroy a mood. *takes Gray's place in the "ring around the rosy"*
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
36115
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 16:05:00 -
[277] - Quote
I liked Grays Version ^_^
Saede GÖÑ We Remember |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
13334
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 16:07:00 -
[278] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:I liked Grays Version ^_^
In honour of this occasion.... free booze on me!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
36145
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 16:09:00 -
[279] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Alice Saki wrote:I liked Grays Version ^_^ In honour of this occasion.... free booze on me!
10mins Later
Saede GÖÑ We Remember |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1448
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 16:11:00 -
[280] - Quote
I think I have to refuse to accept that the Welshman was right twice in one day.
However, I will accept free booze.
Moral quandries suck.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
13399
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 16:12:00 -
[281] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:I think I have to refuse to accept that the Welshman was right twice in one day.
However, I will accept free booze.
Moral quandries suck.
I'm from West Wales. We're the upper class Welsh!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1498
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 16:33:00 -
[282] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Random McNally wrote:I think I have to refuse to accept that the Welshman was right twice in one day.
However, I will accept free booze.
Moral quandries suck. I'm from West Wales. We're the upper class Welsh!
Reposting since the mysterious 404 ate my last one.
ahem....
There's a difference?
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
13419
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 16:42:00 -
[283] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Graygor wrote:Random McNally wrote:I think I have to refuse to accept that the Welshman was right twice in one day.
However, I will accept free booze.
Moral quandries suck. I'm from West Wales. We're the upper class Welsh! Reposting since the mysterious 404 ate my last one. ahem.... There's a difference?
We dont have an accent
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1534
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 17:05:00 -
[284] - Quote
Then on behalf of the lack of accent.
*turns to the bartender*
A round for the house. On me.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Anne Books
Kaltana Industries
60
|
Posted - 2013.03.13 19:58:00 -
[285] - Quote
Great!! Thanks again!! *giggles* ;)))
*mixes free booze into the ninjaed coffee from that bedtime thread*
my main dies in another corp |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
1258
|
Posted - 2013.03.14 06:47:00 -
[286] - Quote
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1318
|
Posted - 2013.03.14 07:33:00 -
[287] - Quote
Liafcipe9000 wrote:LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED
Party? Oh, I'm so sorry...
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
36342
|
Posted - 2013.03.14 08:07:00 -
[288] - Quote
TRIPLE Espresso Please.
Saede GÖÑ We Remember |
Anne Books
Kaltana Industries
71
|
Posted - 2013.03.14 10:47:00 -
[289] - Quote
Single Espresso...
my main dies in another corp |
Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
435
|
Posted - 2013.03.14 10:47:00 -
[290] - Quote
Double Espresso...
my main is in another corp than my main corpGäó |
Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1261
|
Posted - 2013.03.14 10:48:00 -
[291] - Quote
TRIPLE Espresso!!! \o/
My corp has my mainGäó |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
36437
|
Posted - 2013.03.14 11:03:00 -
[292] - Quote
Took me a Few mins to notice 3 diff toons :P
Saede GÖÑ We Remember |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
1306
|
Posted - 2013.03.14 11:18:00 -
[293] - Quote
still waiting for my Random... |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
7546
|
Posted - 2013.03.14 12:31:00 -
[294] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Took me a Few mins to notice 3 diff toons :P
You need more Coffee.
*Prepares the IV injection*
We will never forget you Saede! |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
36561
|
Posted - 2013.03.14 12:38:00 -
[295] - Quote
HOOK ME UP!
Saede GÖÑ We Remember |
Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1264
|
Posted - 2013.03.14 20:43:00 -
[296] - Quote
Ok, let's take this to a new level!
*injects synthetic adrenaline into Alice*
My corp has my mainGäó |
Yiole Gionglao
97
|
Posted - 2013.03.14 23:29:00 -
[297] - Quote
*Sees Alice Saki running around the place, waving her arms and shouting "Woooosh!! Woooosh!!*
Is that ain't ilegal yet, I bet it won't take long...
*Seats in a quiet corner, weighing wether to hire a CQ, use a room at the bar or go pester Indah at her appartment*
Houm... whatever I do, good night everyone, and be good. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1623
|
Posted - 2013.03.15 04:29:00 -
[298] - Quote
Liafcipe9000 wrote:still waiting for my Random...
no homo
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
13596
|
Posted - 2013.03.15 06:11:00 -
[299] - Quote
Your Friday Morning Weather Forecast.
8am - 26c and sunny.
*pours a large mojito*
This is the life!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
36996
|
Posted - 2013.03.15 08:22:00 -
[300] - Quote
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Saede GÖÑ We Remember |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
933
|
Posted - 2013.03.15 11:10:00 -
[301] - Quote
Wearing a Stetson and heavy boots I walk into the bar, sunlight behind me.... all is quiet as I stroll up to the bar.
And order a cranberry juice with a little umbrella.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1320
|
Posted - 2013.03.15 14:33:00 -
[302] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Wearing a Stetson and heavy boots I walk into the bar, sunlight behind me.... all is quiet as I stroll up to the bar. And order a cranberry juice with a little umbrella.
Do you want some peanuts with that?
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
211
|
Posted - 2013.03.15 16:41:00 -
[303] - Quote
staggers over to the bar and puts pile of DOG TURD just to **** everyone off |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
952
|
Posted - 2013.03.15 17:14:00 -
[304] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Kirjava wrote:Wearing a Stetson and heavy boots I walk into the bar, sunlight behind me.... all is quiet as I stroll up to the bar. And order a cranberry juice with a little umbrella. Do you want some peanuts with that?
Got any Wasabi Peas?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1322
|
Posted - 2013.03.15 23:04:00 -
[305] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Kirjava wrote:Wearing a Stetson and heavy boots I walk into the bar, sunlight behind me.... all is quiet as I stroll up to the bar. And order a cranberry juice with a little umbrella. Do you want some peanuts with that? Got any Wasabi Peas?
We got everything, and in case we don't, or we run out of it, we just imagine it -said the teen waitress with a yellow Alice band.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1323
|
Posted - 2013.03.16 23:05:00 -
[306] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai keeps browsing channels on the main screen*
Minmatarr Channel #204: What's up, Doc? Episode 7: headaches.
I guess we could use a doctor around here.
*Indahmawar Fazmarai tries to not think of the episode about stomach-aches and sips some Coke Zero from her Garfield mug*
Good night everyone and be good...
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Yiole Gionglao
98
|
Posted - 2013.03.17 09:15:00 -
[307] - Quote
*Yiole Gionglao wakes up in her rent room at the Greater Fool bar. Not surprisingly, he was gone; albeit Yiole had developed a sense to avoid fetishists, that sense would misfire sometimes... The guy tonight wasn't one of the worst, certainly none of the weirdos who would try and lick her capsuleer plugs or press the valve seals with his fingers, but he was too eager to go and tell how he had "scored an egg". His preference for large women, though, put him in a situation where he couldn't refuse a second (and more satisfactory) round, and all in all, he took too much capsuleer aggro and left the grid as soon as Yiole fell asleep...*
Sunday, huh? I wonder wether they will serve a good breakfast here... These Fazmarai gurls wouldn't tell how to make a fried egg from a poached one, but, they must have some kind of cook...? |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
1388
|
Posted - 2013.03.17 10:45:00 -
[308] - Quote
i can haz coffee n cheezburger? |
Baqrub Al'Suqm'dong
I Am James Bond
11
|
Posted - 2013.03.17 10:50:00 -
[309] - Quote
quite a lot of basement dwellers in here heuheuhuehueuh |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1324
|
Posted - 2013.03.17 10:52:00 -
[310] - Quote
Yes, you can. For a price, of course, this is no charity.
*Indahmawar Fazmarai notices Yiole waving at her*
- What do you want?
- Give that guy a 1 ISK rebate, i owe that to him.
- Will-not-ask...
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
1388
|
Posted - 2013.03.17 10:53:00 -
[311] - Quote
*pays for le coffee & cheezburger* |
Yiole Gionglao
98
|
Posted - 2013.03.17 10:55:00 -
[312] - Quote
*hands Indah 1 ISK and nods Liafcipe9000* |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
1388
|
Posted - 2013.03.17 11:08:00 -
[313] - Quote
*goes up to the karaoke corner*
*plays this song*
Angel, angel, what have I done?
I've faced the quakes, the wind, the fire
I've conquered country, crown, and throne
Why can't I cross this river?
Pay no mind to the battles you've won
It'll take a lot more than rage and muscle
Open your heart and hands, my son
Or you'll never make it over the river
It'll take a lot more than words and guns
A whole lot more than riches and muscle
The hands of the many must join as one
And together we'll cross the river
|
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1324
|
Posted - 2013.03.17 14:32:00 -
[314] - Quote
Oh, why didn't SOMEONE warn me it was St. Patrick's day?
*Indahmawar presses a 4 digit code on the Bar's main computer. All lights shift to green, extra beer and whiskey is ordered, police is warned and waitresses are asked to double-shift and a video starts playing on the main screen*
Paddy's Day
Ready!
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1325
|
Posted - 2013.03.17 23:27:00 -
[315] - Quote
*At the empty bar, Indahmawar seats in a sofa before the main screen and turns on the TV*
OK, so nobody celebrates Paddy's day in this corner of galaxy... So let's see some random Caldari TV show instead...
*Nermal the ressurrected sabretooh lies by Indah's feet and rests his huge head on the sofa*
Don't drool on that, Nermal...
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
640
|
Posted - 2013.03.18 02:24:00 -
[316] - Quote
*Puts a song in the Jukebox*
How to Stay Aligned
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Yiole Gionglao
99
|
Posted - 2013.03.18 07:48:00 -
[317] - Quote
Oh my, that's bucking friliant!! |
Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1265
|
Posted - 2013.03.18 11:16:00 -
[318] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:Oh my, that's bucking friliant!!
He should have stayed aligned :D
My corp has my mainGäó |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
1494
|
Posted - 2013.03.19 14:06:00 -
[319] - Quote
*goes up to the karaoke stage*
welcome to the space dock
there is nothing to fear
you should give your stuff to me
iGÇÖll protect it all right here
sit down here right next to me
iGÇÖll tell you what to do
give that man some money
he will double it for you
that girl she has a pretty face
just donGÇÖt look in her pants
and since we are talking
would you like some secret plans
its half the price of everyone else
that is selling here
you can buy it straight from me
without any fear |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1330
|
Posted - 2013.03.19 14:17:00 -
[320] - Quote
*Indahamwar Fazmarai waits for Liafcipe to finish, then goes to the karaoke stage*
...then she picks the wrong tune, from the wrong game, and it doesn't even haves lyrics...
*Indahmawar dances to the tune, doing her best to look like it was intended *
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Yiole Gionglao
99
|
Posted - 2013.03.19 21:41:00 -
[321] - Quote
*Yiole Gionglao watches Indahmawar improvise a dance after picking the wrong tune at the karaoke. She thinks there is something specially lovely in how Indah moves, not surprisingly as both her and Ishtanchuk took dancing lesson in their childhood, albeit in different styles. Ishtanchuk learned classical dance and dancing standards, whereas Indahmawar was teached folklore and tribal dancing. The irony is how Ish is way more of an average Khanid than Indah, and Indah usually would stand compared to other dancers, with her fairer skin and green eyes... Suddenly Yiole stops wandeirng and notices Indah finished dancing, and claps*
- Well done, I always love how you move.
- I think I botched it all...
- Nobody noticed, you're lovely doing those slow, winding moves...
|
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
8316
|
Posted - 2013.03.19 21:46:00 -
[322] - Quote
*Miz enters the bar and orders a drink. Then she notices Indah's singing skills (or the lack of it)*
Make it two, please
We will never forget you Saede! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1331
|
Posted - 2013.03.19 21:50:00 -
[323] - Quote
You should listen me aggroing the piano... this bar needs more drinking customers.
*Indahmawar Fazmarai takes note of researching the effects of bad music in drinking habits*
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1265
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 00:28:00 -
[324] - Quote
*enters the Bar and after consuming several drinks, she starts aggroing the piano while the Bar windows show the scene of an epic scaled battle in the orbit nearby...ships burning and exploding in waves...*
My corp has my mainGäó |
Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
2956
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 00:45:00 -
[325] - Quote
*Enters the bar and orders a scotch and sits next to Mistress Zoe*
Not as innocent as she appears.Gäó
-á |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
1555
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 08:10:00 -
[326] - Quote
I'd like a Random please.
*pays 9,000 ISK* |
Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1265
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 08:48:00 -
[327] - Quote
*orders Misha to dance on the piano while playing a random*
...how I make the ambient and strings? Haha!! Advanced sound simulation and faking all trained up to 5! ^-^
My corp has my mainGäó |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1338
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 13:43:00 -
[328] - Quote
Liafcipe9000 wrote:I'd like a Random please.
*pays 9,000 ISK*
*Indahmawar fazmarai serves a Random to Liafcipe, albeit she still doesn't knows what a Random is*
Your stuff, sir. If this is not the stuff you were looking for, blame it on Google.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1662
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 13:43:00 -
[329] - Quote
Liafcipe9000 wrote:I'd like a Random please.
*pays 9,000 ISK*
how many times do I have to say "no homo"?
er...wait. You said 9000 isk?
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
14214
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 14:15:00 -
[330] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:I'd like a Random please.
*pays 9,000 ISK* how many times do I have to say "no homo"? er...wait. You said 9000 isk?
You too cheap man!
*reaches behind the bar and grabs a bottle of rum*
I claim this bottle in the name of Queen Victoria and the British Empire!
*retreats into his jungle in search of Dr Livingstone*
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
1662
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 14:17:00 -
[331] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:I'd like a Random please.
*pays 9,000 ISK* how many times do I have to say "no homo"? er...wait. You said 9000 isk?
no homo
I meant a random drink, not a random mcnally.
GTFO my space or i'll pod ya. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1338
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 14:21:00 -
[332] - Quote
*Takes note of Graygor taking yet another bottle of rum and writes it on Graygor's account*
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
14221
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 14:26:00 -
[333] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*Takes note of Graygor taking yet another bottle of rum and writes it on Graygor's account*
*returns from jungle*
I claim this notepad in the name of Queen Victoria and the British Empire*
*flees into jungle yelling "Tee hee no tab for me"*
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1674
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 14:27:00 -
[334] - Quote
Liafcipe9000 wrote:Random McNally wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:I'd like a Random please.
*pays 9,000 ISK* how many times do I have to say "no homo"? er...wait. You said 9000 isk? no homo I meant a random drink, not a random mcnally. GTFO my space or i'll pod ya.
Then it's time to use your words. More clearly.
And if yer looking to pod me, I'll be here. In the bar. Drinking drinks. Using my words. NOT being mistaken for an alcoholic beverage.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1674
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 14:29:00 -
[335] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*Takes note of Graygor taking yet another bottle of rum and writes it on Graygor's account* *returns from jungle* I claim this notepad in the name of Queen Victoria and the British Empire* *flees into jungle yelling "Tee hee no tab for me"*
*Hands Indahmawar a new pad*
:popcorn:
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1338
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 14:38:00 -
[336] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Graygor wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*Takes note of Graygor taking yet another bottle of rum and writes it on Graygor's account* *returns from jungle* I claim this notepad in the name of Queen Victoria and the British Empire* *flees into jungle yelling "Tee hee no tab for me"* *Hands Indahmawar a new pad* :popcorn:
*Indahmawar thanks Random for her new pad, but hesitates to ask why did his parents name him after a drink*
Terima kasih, Random. Can I...? Huh... nevermind.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1678
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 14:41:00 -
[337] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Random McNally wrote:Graygor wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*Takes note of Graygor taking yet another bottle of rum and writes it on Graygor's account* *returns from jungle* I claim this notepad in the name of Queen Victoria and the British Empire* *flees into jungle yelling "Tee hee no tab for me"* *Hands Indahmawar a new pad* :popcorn: *Indahmawar thanks Random for her new pad, but hesitates to ask why did his parents name him after a drink* Terima kasih, Random. Can I...? Huh... nevermind.
You are most welcome. And, my parents must of had a sense of humor.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
8439
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 14:41:00 -
[338] - Quote
*Miz wonders why Graygor enters the ladies room.*
Sorry my friend. I don't know where Dr Livingstone is. And I doubt you will find him here.
We will never forget you Saede! |
Yiole Gionglao
100
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 14:43:00 -
[339] - Quote
*Yiole Gionglao brings in some friends, just in case Graygor strikes back*
Keep alert! |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1678
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 14:43:00 -
[340] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:*Miz wonders why Graygor enters the ladies room.*
Sorry my friend. I don't know where Dr Livingstone is. And I doubt you will find him here.
Last time he entered the janitor's closet.
Go figure.....
:moar popcorn:
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
8442
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 14:46:00 -
[341] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Mizhir wrote:*Miz wonders why Graygor enters the ladies room.*
Sorry my friend. I don't know where Dr Livingstone is. And I doubt you will find him here. Last time he entered the janitor's closet. Go figure..... :moar popcorn:
I wonder where his next expedition will lead him.
We will never forget you Saede! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1338
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Posted - 2013.03.20 14:48:00 -
[342] - Quote
*Indahmawar notices something strange moving by the jukebox, then...*
...music starts playing.
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1687
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 15:48:00 -
[343] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
*Random gets up to dance.*
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
14263
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 16:23:00 -
[344] - Quote
*staggers back from the jungle and removes his bloody safari coat*
My god... when on earth did the jungle get filled with these things?
*Reaches behind the bar for some firepower.*
Right you little blue buggers, time to get jumangi on your arse.
*applies ample mustache wax*
Tally ho!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1722
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 16:51:00 -
[345] - Quote
*looks at Red Federation roster*
*looks at Graygors current employer*
Well, he's got the right idea. Um.....Indahmawar? He's heading to the life support area. And, he's armed.
Just an FYI....
*Random begins looking for his pod*
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
14321
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Posted - 2013.03.21 02:44:00 -
[346] - Quote
*returns to the bar*
Those little blue blighters had help from some kind of wisecracking talking rabbit.
*places bunny head trophy on the bulkhead over the fireplace*
Yes.... this looks good here.
*Sits down in padded armchair regaling young station maidens of my epic battle with that damned rabbit*
Take that Eisenhower!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
1731
|
Posted - 2013.03.21 06:56:00 -
[347] - Quote
FirePower? |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1344
|
Posted - 2013.03.21 07:42:00 -
[348] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai turns on the TV at her private appartment and sees the news on the upcoming events at Caldari Prime*
Houm... when elephants argument, little mice are safer at home... It's a pity Ishtanchuk is not around, she would love to go and see that Titan before it goes down.
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Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
14324
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Posted - 2013.03.21 07:44:00 -
[349] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*Indahmawar Fazmarai turns on the TV at her private appartment and sees the news on the upcoming events at Caldari Prime* Houm... when elephants argument, little mice are safer at home... It's a pity Ishtanchuk is not around, she would love to go and see that Titan before it goes down.
Shame we cant place bets on the grid where its going to land.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1344
|
Posted - 2013.03.21 07:49:00 -
[350] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*Indahmawar Fazmarai turns on the TV at her private appartment and sees the news on the upcoming events at Caldari Prime* Houm... when elephants argument, little mice are safer at home... It's a pity Ishtanchuk is not around, she would love to go and see that Titan before it goes down. Shame we cant place bets on the grid where its going to land.
At least they won't be invaded by jungle smurfs...
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Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
14324
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Posted - 2013.03.21 07:52:00 -
[351] - Quote
Not anymore anyway!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
1734
|
Posted - 2013.03.21 08:08:00 -
[352] - Quote
*orders a Giga Pudding* |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
14324
|
Posted - 2013.03.21 08:10:00 -
[353] - Quote
Totally unrelated.
But locusts taste pretty damn good if you bread them then cook them up in peanut oil and serve them with garlic mayo.
Seriously, it tastes like a cross between chicken and pork. Its lush.
I demand locust be added to the menus.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
1746
|
Posted - 2013.03.21 11:42:00 -
[354] - Quote
oppa Graygor style
|
Rain6636
Team Evil
38
|
Posted - 2013.03.21 12:54:00 -
[355] - Quote
op op op opop
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1350
|
Posted - 2013.03.21 13:45:00 -
[356] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Totally unrelated.
But locusts taste pretty damn good if you bread them then cook them up in peanut oil and serve them with garlic mayo.
Seriously, it tastes like a cross between chicken and pork. Its lush.
I demand locust be added to the menus.
Would you like some Giga Pudding with those locusts?
*Indahmawar learned to not question customer's tastes no matter how unusal they are*
Carebear special #28
*At least, in matter of food...*
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Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
14517
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Posted - 2013.03.21 13:50:00 -
[357] - Quote
Ill take the carebear bento and a side of sesame locusts.
Theres kind of an abundance here atm. So going out to sample a few more at my mates place tonight.
Rum and locusts. Tonight will be a good night.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1855
|
Posted - 2013.03.21 13:54:00 -
[358] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Totally unrelated.
But locusts taste pretty damn good if you bread them then cook them up in peanut oil and serve them with garlic mayo.
Seriously, it tastes like a cross between chicken and pork. Its lush.
I demand locust be added to the menus.
*Random looks green as he watches Gray popping down deep fried locust*
Um....if you'll excuse me. *urp*
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
14519
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Posted - 2013.03.21 13:59:00 -
[359] - Quote
I felt the same til i tried it. They taste like chicken and pork. I could eat these all day and theyre healthy too.... except when you bread and deep fry them and eat with garlic mayo.
They taste like those chicken strips from kfc kinda.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1867
|
Posted - 2013.03.21 14:07:00 -
[360] - Quote
Graygor wrote:I felt the same til i tried it. They taste like chicken and pork. I could eat these all day and theyre healthy too.... except when you bread and deep fry them and eat with garlic mayo.
They taste like those chicken strips from kfc kinda.
*Random turns extra green at the mention of the Colonel's droppings and sprints for his room*
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
14660
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Posted - 2013.03.21 14:10:00 -
[361] - Quote
Well i dont know how else to describe them!
*peeks into the mens room*
Er clean up stall 2.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1895
|
Posted - 2013.03.21 16:41:00 -
[362] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Well i dont know how else to describe them!
*peeks into the mens room*
Er clean up stall 2.
S'ok man, I got it taken......
*looks at Gray with a fist full of bugs halfway to his lips*
*urp* excuse me......
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
8669
|
Posted - 2013.03.21 20:51:00 -
[363] - Quote
*Miz inserts this video into the video jukebox*
Nothing like a good old video by a great pvper.
[Note: I linked the forumthread, the video may be blocked in your country but the EVEfiles version will avoid it]
We will never forget you Saede! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1353
|
Posted - 2013.03.21 20:52:00 -
[364] - Quote
*Instructed by Ishtanchuk Fazmarai, Indah sets sail to Luminaire to see the Leviathan there before it goes down. She's expected to return way before mayhem starts in that system*
WBRB.
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Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
648
|
Posted - 2013.03.21 22:29:00 -
[365] - Quote
*Does a random dance to put my name in the hat*
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1353
|
Posted - 2013.03.21 22:53:00 -
[366] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai is back after seeing the Levithan in Luminaire*
Interesting sight.
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Ingame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
14692
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Posted - 2013.03.22 07:51:00 -
[367] - Quote
*crawls upto bar*
*hooks up rum I.V.*
Avoid hangovers, stay drunk!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1353
|
Posted - 2013.03.22 14:03:00 -
[368] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai receives an anonymous package. Inside it there is a memory unit with a label...*
Did I ever told you, sweetie?
Who...?
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
2041
|
Posted - 2013.03.22 14:20:00 -
[369] - Quote
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:*Does a random dance to put my name in the hat*
*smiles. The first step to universal domination is complete. crosses off "get everyone to dance MY dance".*
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Yiole Gionglao
103
|
Posted - 2013.03.22 14:35:00 -
[370] - Quote
*Yiole Gionglao looks at the scheduled time for the battle of Caldari Prime. As usual, she'll be working when the fun starts*
Huh, well, I will just leave here a live streaming link for those who can see it... action is scheduled to start 17:00 GMT/13:00 EST.
Take a seat, order some popcorn and plenty of drinks and enjoy the show on The Greater Fool bar's giant main screen... |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1354
|
Posted - 2013.03.22 19:58:00 -
[371] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:*Yiole Gionglao looks at the scheduled time for the battle of Caldari Prime. As usual, she'll be working when the fun starts* Huh, well, I will just leave here a live streaming link for those who can see it... action is scheduled to start 17:00 GMT/13:00 EST. Take a seat, order some popcorn and plenty of drinks and enjoy the show on The Greater Fool bar's giant main screen...
Apparently, there hasn't been much to enjoy... unless you enjoy being like number #1000 in a queue to log into the most laggy, TiDi ridden system in the universe. Some even report that the titan explosion was eaten by Tidi and so there's no recording of it...
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Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
305
|
Posted - 2013.03.22 21:55:00 -
[372] - Quote
I'll have five Whiskey Sours and two Old Fashioneds please. And yes, I'll pay in advance. It's just been that kind of a day. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1354
|
Posted - 2013.03.22 23:19:00 -
[373] - Quote
Ila Gant wrote:I'll have five Whiskey Sours and two Old Fashioneds please. And yes, I'll pay in advance. It's just been that kind of a day.
Will you like some salty cookies with those? Assorted nuts? Maybe a sandwich?
*Indahmawar Fazmarai just learned the importance of secondary sells*
Or maybe you'll like to rent one of our private deluxe suites?
*But she gets a tad too carried...*
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
2219
|
Posted - 2013.03.23 20:53:00 -
[374] - Quote
*comes down from room looking much less green*
Ah, coffee. Feeling much better.
*looks around for Gray*
No bug consumption in sight.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
40117
|
Posted - 2013.03.23 21:17:00 -
[375] - Quote
Irish Coffee Time
|
Yiole Gionglao
103
|
Posted - 2013.03.23 21:36:00 -
[376] - Quote
*Yiole Gionglao gets into the bar. She looks tired and bored. Walks tot eh bar and talks to Indah*
- Bookmarking a new system, that's some crazy fun, second only to going to Jita. I seriously need a drink now.*yawn*
- I feel your pain...
- How's been around here?
- Crazy active as usual.
*Indah serves some Irn Bru on ice to Yiole*
- How sweet you are...
*Yiole looks at the giant screen, which is turned off*
- Nothing on TV?
- Nopi, there isn't much action after the Luminaire event.
- I sense some potential CCP Backfire...
- You name it, they've been quite quiet since it all was left in the hands of dust bunnies. Maybe on Monday...
- Well we'll have to get our own fun... do you still have those old monty Python videos?
- Yay. Maybe you would like some prawn salad?
- That's exactly what i was thinking...
*Yiole Gionglao and Indahamwar Fazmarai seat on the sofa, watching Monty Python's Flying Circus* |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
9312
|
Posted - 2013.03.23 21:43:00 -
[377] - Quote
Irish Coffee, but without Coffee please
We will never forget you Saede! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1354
|
Posted - 2013.03.23 21:53:00 -
[378] - Quote
*Indah sees Mizhir and Alice's signatures*
What's wrong with Saede? I just saw her earlier today!
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Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
9312
|
Posted - 2013.03.23 21:55:00 -
[379] - Quote
Forumban
We will never forget you Saede! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1354
|
Posted - 2013.03.23 21:56:00 -
[380] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Forumban
Why? Did she misbehave? Abused some CCP? Permaban or temporal ban?
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Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
9313
|
Posted - 2013.03.23 22:01:00 -
[381] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Mizhir wrote:Forumban Why? Did she misbehave? Abused some CCP? Permaban or temporal ban?
She accidently posted something that shouldn't be posted on the forums. It is a permaban but with review at 6 months.
We will never forget you Saede! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1354
|
Posted - 2013.03.23 22:08:00 -
[382] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Mizhir wrote:Forumban Why? Did she misbehave? Abused some CCP? Permaban or temporal ban? She accidently posted something that shouldn't be posted on the forums. It is a permaban but with review at 6 months.
Doh...
*Indahmawar fazmarai raises her Garfield mug and takes a sip of Zero Coke to Saede*
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1354
|
Posted - 2013.03.23 22:26:00 -
[383] - Quote
Soo, the summer expansion it's called "Odyssey" (due June 4th) and will be focused on a exploration theme. I just hope they won't remove any more features from *my* EVE.
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Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
1972
|
Posted - 2013.03.24 08:19:00 -
[384] - Quote
the information they give on the official expansion page gives little more than hope for better days for explorers |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
15186
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Posted - 2013.03.24 08:22:00 -
[385] - Quote
Liafcipe9000 wrote:the information they give on the official expansion page gives little more than hope for better days for explorers
To hell with the explorers. POS improvements!
Sailor Jerry for all!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
1972
|
Posted - 2013.03.24 09:05:00 -
[386] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:the information they give on the official expansion page gives little more than hope for better days for explorers To hell with the explorers. POS improvements! Sailor Jerry for all!
well I am an explorer in EVE and I have plans for a POS deployment in some wormhole |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1357
|
Posted - 2013.03.24 09:12:00 -
[387] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:the information they give on the official expansion page gives little more than hope for better days for explorers To hell with the explorers. POS improvements! Sailor Jerry for all!
POS management improvements.
*Indahmawar looks around the Bar, which is outside of New Eden and it's far better than anything the almighty CCP corporation could ever deliver*
And I like this place more than any POSes past, present or future. We're so cool that we got trombone skiers in our backyard!
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Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
15186
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Posted - 2013.03.24 09:37:00 -
[388] - Quote
So the Greater Fool Bar is next to the Cafe at the End of the Universe?
Great!
4 steaks, medium rare and hold the conversation!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
1995
|
Posted - 2013.03.24 14:48:00 -
[389] - Quote
^ i'll have what he's having ^ |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1359
|
Posted - 2013.03.24 22:49:00 -
[390] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai learns that Alice Saki got a brand new Carrier*
Well, let's have a toast for it!
*Indahmawar serves herself some cider*
Congratulaitons Alice!
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Yiole Gionglao
103
|
Posted - 2013.03.24 22:57:00 -
[391] - Quote
I must note, that the reason why the Fazmarai cousins never posted at the LAGL threadnaught it's because both them use their likes as a mean to calibrate the impact of their forum warrioring. Ishtanchuk's 500+ likes to her posts about WiS are a testament to fighting lost causes.
*Yiole Gionglao serves herself some Sapphire gin and rises a toast to Alice*
For you Alice! Congratulations! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1368
|
Posted - 2013.03.25 07:32:00 -
[392] - Quote
New Daft Punk album, weeeee!
Daft Punk - Random Access Memories (2013)
*Indahmawar Fazmarai dances to the tune, so joyfully that everyone in the bar smiles*
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Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
15308
|
Posted - 2013.03.25 07:35:00 -
[393] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
*listens*
*drops glass*
I MUST HAVE THIS!!!!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
9976
|
Posted - 2013.03.25 21:00:00 -
[394] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:I must note, that the reason why the Fazmarai cousins never posted at the LAGL threadnaught it's because both them use their likes as a mean to calibrate the impact of their forum warrioring. Ishtanchuk's 500+ likes to her posts about WiS are a testament to fighting lost causes. *Yiole Gionglao serves herself some Sapphire gin and rises a toast to Alice* For you Alice! Congratulations!
That makes you the perfect candidate to represent the Auntie Ish and Indah
We will never forget you Saede! |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
9976
|
Posted - 2013.03.25 21:01:00 -
[395] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Copyrights -_-
We will never forget you Saede! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1373
|
Posted - 2013.03.25 21:24:00 -
[396] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote: Copyrights -_-
That suxx.
It was a pretty cool theme.
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Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
12452
|
Posted - 2013.03.25 21:37:00 -
[397] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:I must note, that the reason why the Fazmarai cousins never posted at the LAGL threadnaught it's because both them use their likes as a mean to calibrate the impact of their forum warrioring. Ishtanchuk's 500+ likes to her posts about WiS are a testament to fighting lost causes. *Yiole Gionglao serves herself some Sapphire gin and rises a toast to Alice* For you Alice! Congratulations!
Then you have learned nothing.
You still cling to measurable numbers and items to evaluate your impact on the world you live in as if they would matter.
Only if you let go you will achieve true freedom and transcend your current existence.
Bridges are made to be burnt.
It's through the abandonment of your ego and the symbols that represent it that you will achieve perfection.
Please don't feed me. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1374
|
Posted - 2013.03.25 22:04:00 -
[398] - Quote
Zimmy Zeta wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:I must note, that the reason why the Fazmarai cousins never posted at the LAGL threadnaught it's because both them use their likes as a mean to calibrate the impact of their forum warrioring. Ishtanchuk's 500+ likes to her posts about WiS are a testament to fighting lost causes. *Yiole Gionglao serves herself some Sapphire gin and rises a toast to Alice* For you Alice! Congratulations! Then you have learned nothing. You still cling to measurable numbers and items to evaluate your impact on the world you live in as if they would matter. Only if you let go you will achieve true freedom and transcend your current existence. Bridges are made to be burnt. It's through the abandonment of your ego and the symbols that represent it that you will achieve perfection.
My impact on the world is zill, and probably that's good for the world and for me.
I'm just having fun and fighting my battle in a different way here in this thread... if CCP won't oblige to WiS, and i lack the skills and talent to create graphic art that matches my imagination, I'm still going to use my characters for something.
At least unitl I grow bored of talking to myself.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
12476
|
Posted - 2013.03.25 22:08:00 -
[399] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Zimmy Zeta wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:I must note, that the reason why the Fazmarai cousins never posted at the LAGL threadnaught it's because both them use their likes as a mean to calibrate the impact of their forum warrioring. Ishtanchuk's 500+ likes to her posts about WiS are a testament to fighting lost causes. *Yiole Gionglao serves herself some Sapphire gin and rises a toast to Alice* For you Alice! Congratulations! Then you have learned nothing. You still cling to measurable numbers and items to evaluate your impact on the world you live in as if they would matter. Only if you let go you will achieve true freedom and transcend your current existence. Bridges are made to be burnt. It's through the abandonment of your ego and the symbols that represent it that you will achieve perfection. My impact on the world is zill, and probably that's good for the world and for me. I'm just having fun and fighting my battle in a different way here in this thread... if CCP won't oblige to WiS, and i lack the skills and talent to create graphic art that matches my imagination, I'm still going to use my characters for something. At least unitl I grow bored of talking to myself.
Wow..you were actually trying to give a serious reply to my incoherent banter?
Please don't feed me. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
40714
|
Posted - 2013.03.25 22:10:00 -
[400] - Quote
Coffee sounds good right about now ^_^
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Yiole Gionglao
103
|
Posted - 2013.03.25 22:16:00 -
[401] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Zimmy Zeta wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:I must note, that the reason why the Fazmarai cousins never posted at the LAGL threadnaught it's because both them use their likes as a mean to calibrate the impact of their forum warrioring. Ishtanchuk's 500+ likes to her posts about WiS are a testament to fighting lost causes. *Yiole Gionglao serves herself some Sapphire gin and rises a toast to Alice* For you Alice! Congratulations! Then you have learned nothing. You still cling to measurable numbers and items to evaluate your impact on the world you live in as if they would matter. Only if you let go you will achieve true freedom and transcend your current existence. Bridges are made to be burnt. It's through the abandonment of your ego and the symbols that represent it that you will achieve perfection. My impact on the world is zill, and probably that's good for the world and for me. I'm just having fun and fighting my battle in a different way here in this thread... if CCP won't oblige to WiS, and i lack the skills and talent to create graphic art that matches my imagination, I'm still going to use my characters for something. At least unitl I grow bored of talking to myself.
Sheesh... pal, you scare me when you get in that mood. You really should try and sleep well tonight. Indah is just sounding like Ish about to ooze bittervetness...
*Yiole Gionglao walks to a corner, thanking that her past as a silent alt just have kept her free from the burden of having a strong internet persona. She thinks that the world should really had seen Indah dance in joy... there's never enough beauty in the world, and anyone who bothers to spread ugliness as if it was in short supply, is either evil or stupid -at least, according to Yiole Gionglao*
Congratulations to all involved for that Alice carrier's touch, this game seriously needs people saving it from douchebaggery. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1376
|
Posted - 2013.03.25 22:23:00 -
[402] - Quote
Zimmy Zeta wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Zimmy Zeta wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:I must note, that the reason why the Fazmarai cousins never posted at the LAGL threadnaught it's because both them use their likes as a mean to calibrate the impact of their forum warrioring. Ishtanchuk's 500+ likes to her posts about WiS are a testament to fighting lost causes. *Yiole Gionglao serves herself some Sapphire gin and rises a toast to Alice* For you Alice! Congratulations! Then you have learned nothing. You still cling to measurable numbers and items to evaluate your impact on the world you live in as if they would matter. Only if you let go you will achieve true freedom and transcend your current existence. Bridges are made to be burnt. It's through the abandonment of your ego and the symbols that represent it that you will achieve perfection. My impact on the world is zill, and probably that's good for the world and for me. I'm just having fun and fighting my battle in a different way here in this thread... if CCP won't oblige to WiS, and i lack the skills and talent to create graphic art that matches my imagination, I'm still going to use my characters for something. At least unitl I grow bored of talking to myself. Wow..you were actually trying to give a serious reply to my incoherent banter?
I was just being incoherently serious at your incoherent banter. *yawns* I seriously need to sleep so my legs stop killing me and my mood matches a bit better to the wonderful spring days we're enjoying and the spectacle of all the young ladies rushing to unclad themselves from winter clothes.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
2586
|
Posted - 2013.03.26 19:01:00 -
[403] - Quote
*Random gets a wistful smile as he imagines the young ladies uncladding*
Ah, damn. Back to work....
*sets his coffee cup back down on the bar and hails an Interbus shuttle.*
Be back in a few days.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1378
|
Posted - 2013.03.26 21:25:00 -
[404] - Quote
*Indahamwar Fazmarai is browsing through the content of her dressing room, as TGFB's weather is misteriously synchronized to the northwestern shore of the Mediterranean sea and thus spring time is quickly warming up and sunny days invite the young ladies to unclad form their winter clothes... Indah being a young lady who left behind her Khanid prudery, it's that time of year where she must determine how much skin, from which body parts, and to which extent, will she show to the world (male and female) in the understanding that any man looking at her too much will be a sexist pig unless he's deemed interesting enough to just be considered cheeky.
As little pieces of cloth (some actually tiny) are moved up and down the closets and drawers, Indah stumbles upon an old piece of cloth. Feeling a sudden emotion, she quickly removes her shirt and puts on that old piece, a t-shirt that used to be huge for her children body and now is just about right for her adult torso, breasts included. On the mirror, she sees the smiling face of Dr. Asad*, the notorious Amarrian children TV showman, as the old nanites embedded into the cloth start to draw swirling spirals on Dr. Asad's cheeks.
- Dr. Asad... how long since I learned your truth and lost my innocence, as Ish stated that would happen...
But, being too young for serious introspection, Indah quickly stops that thought, removes the shirt and gleefully stares at her reflection from different angles, before getting back to the drawers and their contents...*
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Yiole Gionglao
103
|
Posted - 2013.03.26 21:46:00 -
[405] - Quote
*Yiole Gionglao goes down to the bar after leaving Indah busy with her wardrobe upstairs; there's the usual scarce crowd so nobody notices how Yiole goes to the vidoe jukebox, picks a theme and leaves the bar in a hurry...*
Let's melt some brains!
|
Yiole Gionglao
103
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 20:45:00 -
[406] - Quote
*toc, toc, toc, toc*
Houm... are you sure this is going well?
*toc, toc, toc toc*
Yes, like this, exactly like this...
*toc, toc, toc toc*
Not so fast, not so fast...
*toc toc, toc toc*
Don't hurry me, I need my time!
*toctoc, toctoc, toctoc*
Err... huh...
*toctoc, toctoc, toc-bump!*
- Ouch, that hurts! I told you Indah, I'm not used to wearing heels!
- Sorry... did you hurt your ankle?
|
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
41980
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 20:56:00 -
[407] - Quote
OH god I need a Drink....
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1389
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 20:59:00 -
[408] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai walks fast into the bar, quickly tapping on her heels with the expertise of years using them. Yiole also comes in, trailing Indah, and follows her to the karaoke stage. Indah grabs the microphone and Yiole picks a song for her...*
And this time, it's the right one
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Yiole Gionglao
103
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 21:17:00 -
[409] - Quote
Hey Indah, look at this! We totally completely must have this for the Easter menu!
*Indahmawar Fazmarai facepalms, and Yiole cracks up laughing*
|
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
693
|
Posted - 2013.03.29 01:31:00 -
[410] - Quote
*wonders where her shirt has gone as she walks up to the bar to get a drink*
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Gogela
Freeport Exploration
Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
2369
|
Posted - 2013.03.29 08:44:00 -
[411] - Quote
*kicks open door and looks casually at the bar patrons... strides to bar*
This round is on me.
*slaps 500 mil on the table casually...*
|
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1393
|
Posted - 2013.03.29 08:49:00 -
[412] - Quote
*Indah casually adds a 0 to every price, then adresses Gogela with her cutest smile*
Oh, welcome mister Big Spender! What can this humble place do for you?
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Yiole Gionglao
103
|
Posted - 2013.03.29 09:02:00 -
[413] - Quote
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:*wonders where her shirt has gone as she walks up to the bar to get a drink*
Nice assets, but the CCP league of dressing is about to hit your back with an enabled render box. That is, save that portrait ASAP, t-shirts have been fixed and funny portraits are being updated all over New Eden. |
Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
230
|
Posted - 2013.03.29 11:22:00 -
[414] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:Sheimi Madaveda wrote:*wonders where her shirt has gone as she walks up to the bar to get a drink* Nice assets, but the CCP league of dressing is about to hit your back with an enabled render box. That is, save that portrait ASAP, t-shirts have been fixed and funny portraits are being updated all over New Eden.
*Kheily walks into the Bar and rips her shirt off*
Exposing the flesh in public places is considered a grave sin and a sign of serious deviancy, YARRR! ^-^
my corp is my main |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1397
|
Posted - 2013.03.29 14:17:00 -
[415] - Quote
Kheily Books wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:Sheimi Madaveda wrote:*wonders where her shirt has gone as she walks up to the bar to get a drink* Nice assets, but the CCP league of dressing is about to hit your back with an enabled render box. That is, save that portrait ASAP, t-shirts have been fixed and funny portraits are being updated all over New Eden. *Kheily walks into the Bar and rips her shirt off* Exposing the flesh in public places is considered a grave sin and a sign of serious deviancy, YARRR! ^-^
I fear that Ish and me have sinned enough to condemn us for several lives, if reincarnation was the case. Specially Ish. Not that i mean that she's too attached to men, not, neither that she already had been meeting many men (but just a healthy many, huh) for years before she was kind enough to drag me out of home and into H.'s bed. And that experience was interesting enough, a weekend I will remember always. But well, I think that there should be a certain... sense of time and measure... in everything. And all in all, H. should had known his limits better as i was a stranger for him... poor guy, he was kind of cute... And, huh... what was I talking about?
*Indah blushes as some of the men at the bar look at her appreciatively, wondering what kind of secrets lie behind her apparently delicate body build...*
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Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
230
|
Posted - 2013.03.29 17:02:00 -
[416] - Quote
*activates nano paste for a new shirt, takes a glass of whiskey and listens to Indahs interesting monologue, then joining those mysterious men in watching blushy and delicate Indah*
my corp is my main |
Yiole Gionglao
103
|
Posted - 2013.03.29 21:17:00 -
[417] - Quote
*Gets into the bar with a big smile and talks to Indah*
- Do you know who i met just today?
- Who?
- H! H himself! First he didn't knew me, unitl I introudced myself. He inmediately recalled you both!
- Seriously?
- Yes, he even reminded that funny nickname he gave to Ish... how was that...?
- Oh, don't say it! Anyway i must tell her when i see Ish again, she'll be glad to know H is still around! How's he doing?
- Houm, he's been away for a couple years, just returned in january. Kind of unfortunate he didn't meet Ish back then.
- Too bad, they were really good friends. They used to run missins together when Ish was starting her career.
- Yes, he asked about what was she doing... he was disappointed to learn she's away.
- And what else he said? Please, tell...
*Yiole and Indah keep talking, about H and other friends, past and present, and how they miss to see Ish around albeit the Bar was her idea. It's just another lazy evening at the Greater Fool bar, a name which we can't tell wether it was intended to be self-ironic or just refers to the economic theory with the same name, which EVE showcases daily...* |
Yiole Gionglao
103
|
Posted - 2013.03.29 23:08:00 -
[418] - Quote
*Yiole Gionglao meets Kheily Books at the double-queen room she offered to share tonight. Kheily swore to not snare and neither does Yiole... there are some cookies on the table, just in case hunger strikes in, and some coffee in a thermo*
G'night everyone... |
Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
230
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 08:52:00 -
[419] - Quote
*wakes up after a long and relaxing sleep and finds herself cuddled into Yiole and some squashy pillows. Gently and trying not to wake her she gets up and walks over to the Bar and brews some hot & fresh coffee along making an awesome breakfast for both of us. The whole time she wonders why no cencoring bars appear in here...a fact she slightly begins to regret since it's starting to get a little cold without them*
my corp is my main |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1399
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 09:27:00 -
[420] - Quote
*Walks downstairs and meets Kheily on her way up, with a big tasty breakfast and hot coffee on a tray.
Good morning... wouldn't you like a nightgown? You look cold...
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Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
16923
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 09:33:00 -
[421] - Quote
A bucket of the hair of the dog that bit me please.... and make it snappy!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1399
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 09:48:00 -
[422] - Quote
Graygor wrote:A bucket of the hair of the dog that bit me please.... and make it snappy!
Here, have it!
*Indahmawar types "a bucket of the hair of the dog that bit me+snappy" at the WTF machine, which quickly produces it before Graygor*
Do you want something with that?
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Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
16924
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 09:59:00 -
[423] - Quote
Yes, XL chilli fries.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1402
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 10:16:00 -
[424] - Quote
*Indah serves lava hot chili fries in a bucket*
Here, have them! Be careful, they're kind of hot...
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Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
16929
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 11:36:00 -
[425] - Quote
*noms fries*
Quafe!
Its the only thing that sooths the burn!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1402
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 12:47:00 -
[426] - Quote
*Sees Graygor's new t-shirt*
Huh, are you the delivery boy?
*Graygor takes +10 shock damage, -1 coolness)*
Don't worry, just kidding!
*Graygor's coolness is 999 again*
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
16949
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 12:50:00 -
[427] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*Sees Graygor's new t-shirt* Huh, are you the delivery boy? *Graygor takes +10 shock damage, -1 coolness)* Don't worry, just kidding! *Graygor's coolness is 999 again*
But but... I thought it was well known...
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1402
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 14:28:00 -
[428] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*Sees Graygor's new t-shirt* Huh, are you the delivery boy? *Graygor takes +10 shock damage, -1 coolness)* Don't worry, just kidding! *Graygor's coolness is 999 again* But but... I thought it was well known...
We only count up to 3 digits, but you're invited to account 999 x 999 points of coolness.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
42166
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 16:45:00 -
[429] - Quote
Over 9000 belongs to me now ;)
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Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
16962
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 16:47:00 -
[430] - Quote
Likes yes, FABULOUS no.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
42166
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 16:48:00 -
[431] - Quote
Can't you see I'm Busy taking over page 1 :P
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1404
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 16:56:00 -
[432] - Quote
What did happen to your hair? It was something you ate/drink here? In that case, Yilole can produce plausible denial of everything!
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Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
16965
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 16:59:00 -
[433] - Quote
It might have been caused by her shock of me in a Quafe tshirt.
That god it wasnt bugged. She might have gone bald!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
42166
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 17:02:00 -
[434] - Quote
Ack I just fancied a change :P
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1404
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 17:07:00 -
[435] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Ack I just fancied a change :P
Well, you just look like someone pretending to be you... guess you've been red for too long.
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
42166
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 17:08:00 -
[436] - Quote
Ignore the hair clipping :P
I love this Hair style and refused to change it
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Angelique Duchemin
Serenity Prime
Kraken.
377
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 17:47:00 -
[437] - Quote
We need more people in the chat. It's been a great place for good conversation.
We miss you Saede. |
Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
230
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 18:52:00 -
[438] - Quote
*walks downstairs after checking clothes this time. Followed by Yiole she takes a seat on the Bar right after ninjacuddling Indah, Graygor, Alice & Angelique* ^-^
my corp is my main |
Yiole Gionglao
103
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 19:30:00 -
[439] - Quote
*Yiole drinks Irn Bru, an habit she acquired when she was a lone woman in a men's world full with **** jokes about drilling tools*
Do you know the latest Jita scam? Just saw it today on my trip there... there's that player with a female char, linking a pic of a pretty gurl, and says something like: "send me 20 million and i write your name in my hand and send you a picture; I write it in my boobs for 100 million and send you a picture".
They NEVER run out of imagination, do they?
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1404
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 19:33:00 -
[440] - Quote
Angelique Duchemin wrote:We need more people in the chat. It's been a great place for good conversation.
That's right, it's a comfy little place for general chit-chat.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
42192
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 20:20:00 -
[441] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Angelique Duchemin wrote:We need more people in the chat. It's been a great place for good conversation. That's right, it's a comfy little place for general chit-chat.
I Try ^_^
Although Alot if the time I'm logged on but not actually at the computer
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Angelique Duchemin
Serenity Prime
Kraken.
377
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 20:29:00 -
[442] - Quote
Saede seems perma AFK when she visits the chat. That or she has me on ignore.
We miss you Saede. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
42192
|
Posted - 2013.03.30 21:16:00 -
[443] - Quote
Saede is Perma Afk dw ^_^
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Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
16988
|
Posted - 2013.03.31 02:02:00 -
[444] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:*Yiole drinks Irn Bru, an habit she acquired when she was a lone woman in a men's world full with **** jokes about drilling tools* Do you know the latest Jita scam? Just saw it today on my trip there... there's that player with a female char, linking a pic of a pretty gurl, and says something like: "send me 20 million and i write your name in my hand and send you a picture; I write it in my boobs for 100 million and send you a picture". They NEVER run out of imagination, do they?
You know... thats actually pretty damn clever. Its an obvious scam but how many neck beards and basement virgins will fall for it.
Kudos to the scammer on proving human ingenuity knows no depths.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Yiole Gionglao
103
|
Posted - 2013.03.31 09:05:00 -
[445] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:*Yiole drinks Irn Bru, an habit she acquired when she was a lone woman in a men's world full with **** jokes about drilling tools* Do you know the latest Jita scam? Just saw it today on my trip there... there's that player with a female char, linking a pic of a pretty gurl, and says something like: "send me 20 million and i write your name in my hand and send you a picture; I write it in my boobs for 100 million and send you a picture". They NEVER run out of imagination, do they? You know... thats actually pretty damn clever. Its an obvious scam but how many neck beards and basement virgins will fall for it. Kudos to the scammer on proving human ingenuity knows no depths.
If the scammer is smart, it can work out great... but he lacks boldness. He should be asking 100 million for the hand, then actually do that (of course, a girly hand would help), and then ask 1 billion for the boobs... Asking 20 + 100 plain says "i don't think this will work". |
Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
230
|
Posted - 2013.03.31 09:35:00 -
[446] - Quote
Or perhaps he thought "cheaper prices - more customers" ^^
my corp is my main |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1407
|
Posted - 2013.03.31 09:54:00 -
[447] - Quote
Kheily Books wrote:Or perhaps he thought "cheaper prices - more customers" ^^
He may be gettign some ISK with the hand thing and guys handing him 20 million for the LOLz.... now, the little line between scam and insane genius, would be to offer the avatar itself as a prize, with photoshopped "attachments"...
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Graygor
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Yiole Gionglao wrote:If the scammer is smart, it can work out great... but he lacks boldness. He should be asking 100 million for the hand, then actually do that (of course, a girly hand would help), and then ask 1 billion for the boobs... Asking 20 + 100 plain says "i don't think this will work".
I know a few people who sadly would fall for this, they'd love to see their name in lights.... er on boobs.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
10876
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Posted - 2013.03.31 11:36:00 -
[449] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Saede is Perma Afk dw ^_^
Saede lives in a WH, she might have a bad connection there ^^
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Graygor
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Posted - 2013.03.31 11:51:00 -
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I just had the terrible news my favourite restaurant is closing.
Going to go there for lunch i think. And obtain a few of their plates if theyre selling them.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2013.04.01 12:27:00 -
[451] - Quote
*Random strolls in after business has taken him away*
*He looks about and walks up to the bar*
Irish coffee, please.
*after paying, he looks about at the patrons and looks for the ones he recognizes*
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1410
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Posted - 2013.04.01 12:45:00 -
[452] - Quote
Hey Random, long time no see you!
*Indah kisses Random's cheek*
How you doin'?
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Random McNally
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Posted - 2013.04.01 13:15:00 -
[453] - Quote
*Kisses Indahmawar lightly on the cheek*
Thanks, good to be back. I'm doing fine, actually.
*looks around at the "more" scantilly clad patrons*
It appears that the internal environment controllers have been raised?
*Casts an appreciative eye on Indahmawar*
And may I add that you are looking as lovely as a star, today.
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
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Posted - 2013.04.01 13:38:00 -
[454] - Quote
*pulls up a stool*
Housework be done! Work be done! Now is time for rum!
And yes Random, we are now sponsored by Quafe. Go get yer shirt!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2013.04.01 14:08:00 -
[455] - Quote
Graygor wrote:*pulls up a stool*
Housework be done! Work be done! Now is time for rum!
And yes Random, we are now sponsored by Quafe. Go get yer shirt!
*salutes Gray with the cup of Irish Coffee*
That is a very stylish shirt, Sir Gray! I shall look into the requirements for securing mine own.
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Khergit Deserters
864
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Posted - 2013.04.01 14:24:00 -
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Sits at bar, takes out smart phone and starts diddling with it. Ignores everybody, being hip with his smart phone. Seems to be the trend these days, and I'm all for being trendy. |
Graygor
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Posted - 2013.04.01 14:42:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Sits at bar, takes out smart phone and starts diddling with it. Ignores everybody, being hip with his smart phone. Seems to be the trend these days, and I'm all for being trendy.
You're one of those people at coffee shops typing on their macbook arent you?
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
11050
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Posted - 2013.04.01 15:29:00 -
[458] - Quote
*Hugs Random*
Welcome back :)
Now tell us about your trip
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
42367
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Posted - 2013.04.01 15:37:00 -
[459] - Quote
After he buys us a round
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Graygor
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Posted - 2013.04.01 15:53:00 -
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I have it on good authority that Alice will take a nice cup of Tetley, milk and 2 sugars.
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"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
42380
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Posted - 2013.04.01 16:00:00 -
[461] - Quote
I switched to Lucozade :)
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Graygor
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Posted - 2013.04.01 16:02:00 -
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Not Irn Bru?
I went off Lucozade when i was in secondary school. Used to drink it after rugby games but my god after a while the stickiness got too much. Plus I sometimes forgot to take out my gum guard.... that didnt end well.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
2782
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Posted - 2013.04.01 16:07:00 -
[463] - Quote
Graygor wrote:I have it on good authority that Alice will take a nice cup of Tetley, milk and 2 sugars.
What? And take a chance of rousing the Aliceoraptor? Nay good sir, my stones are not THAT big.
*buys a round for the house and returns the hug to Miz*
Well, my dear, a very good friend of mine received a job offer in the far off system of San Diego. Whilst saying our final goodbye's to him before he moved away, his back up pilot decided to bail on him. I was offered as an alternative. So on Wednesday last, my friend and I left our home system of St. Paul and began the whirlwind adventure that was ROAD TRIP.
We covered many light years. I enjoyed the warm ocean reprieve over our home's subfreezing temps.
Alas, I was required to return if not for just business, but to continue the warmth and patronage of the TGFB.
However, being able to wear shorts and a t-shirt and not feel subarctic discomfort. Tough to walk away from.
Sadly, one of best friends now lives halfway across the galaxy.
Another round for the house, please.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
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Posted - 2013.04.01 16:12:00 -
[464] - Quote
Oh that reminds me Random.
A guy i work with is from Oklahoma. I told him your route of "go south and turn right at Oklahoma" he thought about it for a moment and replied. "Yep.. sounds right"
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"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2013.04.01 16:16:00 -
[465] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Oh that reminds me Random.
A guy i work with is from Oklahoma. I told him your route of "go south and turn right at Oklahoma" he thought about it for a moment and replied. "Yep.. sounds right"
Thats almost exactly how it works!
We did make a slight detour in Kansas. I met up with one of my podcasting counterparts (Kyle Yanowski). We had a very nice dinner while waiting for rush hour traffic to die in KC.
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
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Posted - 2013.04.01 16:23:00 -
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Did you have to cut through Amarillo? He went on at length through the geography of how to get there from Minnesota.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
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Posted - 2013.04.01 16:30:00 -
[467] - Quote
Yessir! In one side and out ta'other.
Drove through and stopped in Albuquerque for the night.
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
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Posted - 2013.04.01 16:32:00 -
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So how many miles was that from start to finish?
*orders rum to calm nerves and mutters about smurfs and jungles*
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2013.04.01 16:43:00 -
[469] - Quote
Was a little over 2100 miles (3380 KM for you metric heathens) one way.
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Khergit Deserters
871
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Posted - 2013.04.01 18:33:00 -
[470] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:Sits at bar, takes out smart phone and starts diddling with it. Ignores everybody, being hip with his smart phone. Seems to be the trend these days, and I'm all for being trendy. You're one of those people at coffee shops typing on their macbook arent you?
But of course. And when I pop up at your desk to interrupt your work, I bring my smart phone along. So while you are answering my question, you have to be on hold while I check every incoming text and answer every incoming call. |
Khergit Deserters
872
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Posted - 2013.04.01 18:37:00 -
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Graygor wrote:Did you have to cut through Amarillo? He went on at length through the geography of how to get there from Minnesota.
Good old Amarillo, my birthplace. It's the world's largest truck stop, more or less, surrounded by 100s of miles of nothing. "Drive farther and see less" is the slogan around there. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1415
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Posted - 2013.04.01 19:30:00 -
[472] - Quote
Khergit Deserters wrote:Graygor wrote:Did you have to cut through Amarillo? He went on at length through the geography of how to get there from Minnesota. Good old Amarillo, my birthplace. It's the world's largest truck stop, more or less, surrounded by 100s of miles of nothing. "Drive farther and see less" is the slogan around there. My cousin and I once accidentally burnt about a square mile of Amarillo grassland by lighting blowing tumbleweeds on fire.
Amarillo?
*Ishtanchuk moment ahead*
Did you say Amarillo?
*Indah blushes*
Sorry, Ish is just like that...
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Random McNally
Red Federation
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Posted - 2013.04.02 13:48:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Graygor wrote:Did you have to cut through Amarillo? He went on at length through the geography of how to get there from Minnesota. Good old Amarillo, my birthplace. It's the world's largest truck stop, more or less, surrounded by 100s of miles of nothing. "Drive farther and see less" is the slogan around there. My cousin and I once accidentally burnt about a square mile of Amarillo grassland by lighting blowing tumbleweeds on fire.
Amarillo has grassland??
*Orders another Irish Coffee and settles in to the bar*
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Mizz Sunshine
State War Academy
Caldari State
24
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Posted - 2013.04.02 13:54:00 -
[474] - Quote
*Looks at Random and the LAGL man*
One Quafe please. |
Graygor
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Posted - 2013.04.02 13:57:00 -
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Random McNally wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:Graygor wrote:Did you have to cut through Amarillo? He went on at length through the geography of how to get there from Minnesota. Good old Amarillo, my birthplace. It's the world's largest truck stop, more or less, surrounded by 100s of miles of nothing. "Drive farther and see less" is the slogan around there. My cousin and I once accidentally burnt about a square mile of Amarillo grassland by lighting blowing tumbleweeds on fire. Amarillo has grassland?? *Orders another Irish Coffee and settles in to the bar*
Yeah seriously. I thought it was all desert?
And Miz why the alt?
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
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Posted - 2013.04.02 13:59:00 -
[476] - Quote
Mizz Sunshine wrote:*Looks at Random and the LAGL man*
One Quafe please.
You know Gray, we really should be charging Quafe for this free advertising they're getting.
Heya Miz, or shall we say Mizz. You look......altogether different.
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Mizz Sunshine
State War Academy
Caldari State
26
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Posted - 2013.04.02 13:59:00 -
[477] - Quote
To infiltrate the Smurfs and destroy their Republic from the inside. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
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2953
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Posted - 2013.04.02 14:04:00 -
[478] - Quote
Mizz Sunshine wrote:To infiltrate the Smurfs and destroy their Republic from the inside.
ah, then please allow me to buy you a drink before you debase yourself into that heinous fold.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
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Posted - 2013.04.02 14:06:00 -
[479] - Quote
For some reason the like button has bugged. It done that for anyone else?
And you're right Random. I say 1000isk per post should cover it.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
2970
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Posted - 2013.04.02 14:17:00 -
[480] - Quote
Graygor wrote:For some reason the like button has bugged. It done that for anyone else?
And you're right Random. I say 1000isk per post should cover it.
Nah, it's working for me. Maybe you're too "Welsh" for the likes button.
Oh, and please respond, we need to fatten our wallets.
*orders more Irish Coffee*
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Khergit Deserters
876
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Posted - 2013.04.02 14:24:00 -
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Graygor wrote:Random McNally wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:Graygor wrote:Did you have to cut through Amarillo? He went on at length through the geography of how to get there from Minnesota. Good old Amarillo, my birthplace. It's the world's largest truck stop, more or less, surrounded by 100s of miles of nothing. "Drive farther and see less" is the slogan around there. My cousin and I once accidentally burnt about a square mile of Amarillo grassland by lighting blowing tumbleweeds on fire. Amarillo has grassland?? *Orders another Irish Coffee and settles in to the bar* Yeah seriously. I thought it was all desert? And Miz why the alt?
There's some tough brown grass around there, along with the yuccas and the prickly pear cactuses. Enough grass to handle a lot of beef ranching. There's a huge feed lot and slaughterhouse outside of town, and when the wind blows from the south in the spring, you get to smell cow manure all day. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
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Posted - 2013.04.02 14:27:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Graygor wrote:Random McNally wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:Graygor wrote:Did you have to cut through Amarillo? He went on at length through the geography of how to get there from Minnesota. Good old Amarillo, my birthplace. It's the world's largest truck stop, more or less, surrounded by 100s of miles of nothing. "Drive farther and see less" is the slogan around there. My cousin and I once accidentally burnt about a square mile of Amarillo grassland by lighting blowing tumbleweeds on fire. Amarillo has grassland?? *Orders another Irish Coffee and settles in to the bar* Yeah seriously. I thought it was all desert? And Miz why the alt? There's some tough brown grass around there, along with the yuccas and the prickly pear cactuses. Enough grass to handle a lot of beef ranching. There's a huge feed lot and slaughterhouse outside of town, and when the wind blows from the south in the spring, you get to smell cow manure all day.
Before I became a city boy, I was raised on a dairy farm. That means nothing to me.
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
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Posted - 2013.04.02 14:28:00 -
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Being from a big beef rearing part of the UK i know that feeling.
Though turkey smells FAR worse if you ask me.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3025
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Posted - 2013.04.02 15:55:00 -
[484] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Being from a big beef rearing part of the UK i know that feeling.
Though turkey smells FAR worse if you ask me.
*shudders*
Oh yea. Another Irish Coffee, please.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Rain6637
Team Evil
799
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Posted - 2013.04.02 20:13:00 -
[485] - Quote
Khergit Deserters wrote:Graygor wrote:Did you have to cut through Amarillo? He went on at length through the geography of how to get there from Minnesota. Good old Amarillo, my birthplace. It's the world's largest truck stop, more or less, surrounded by 100s of miles of nothing. "Drive farther and see less" is the slogan around there. My cousin and I once accidentally burnt about a square mile of Amarillo grassland by lighting blowing tumbleweeds on fire.
I was born in El Paso! (truly, by the grace of God I was born a Texan)
high five!
Graygor wrote:For some reason the like button has bugged. It done that for anyone else?
And you're right Random. I say 1000isk per post should cover it.
it happens to me, too. and when i've accidentally double-clicked due to lag and caused an "unlike" I've never been able to undo it.
I like-spam, just to make likes happen. why can't every OOPE thread be a like and get likes thread??????
(it's also a way I get posters back into the thread to read my words of brilliance!)
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
11314
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Posted - 2013.04.02 20:16:00 -
[486] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:
I like-spam, just to make likes happen. why can't every OOPE thread be a like and get likes thread??????
(it's also a way I get posters back into the thread to read my words of brilliance!)
But you rarely post in LAGL. :S
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Khergit Deserters
882
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Posted - 2013.04.02 20:51:00 -
[487] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote: I was born in El Paso! (truly, by the grace of God I was born a Texan)
high five!
High five! "Don't mess with Texas." Truer words were never said.
Salute to you other beef and dairy guys too. I spent my high school days on a family farm/beef ranch. Lots of hauling hay, fixing fences, castrating, vaccinating, dehorning, that kind of stuff. I kind of miss it. The thing I don't miss though is having to do it every day. No days off when you're dealing with livestock. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2013.04.02 22:19:00 -
[488] - Quote
Brrr, what an awfuly stressing evening! Going to sleep now, but meanwhile, would you like some coffee with your coffee chicken?
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Angelique Duchemin
Serenity Prime
Kraken.
383
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Posted - 2013.04.02 22:59:00 -
[489] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:Graygor wrote:Did you have to cut through Amarillo? He went on at length through the geography of how to get there from Minnesota. Good old Amarillo, my birthplace. It's the world's largest truck stop, more or less, surrounded by 100s of miles of nothing. "Drive farther and see less" is the slogan around there. My cousin and I once accidentally burnt about a square mile of Amarillo grassland by lighting blowing tumbleweeds on fire. I was born in El Paso! (truly, by the grace of God I was born a Texan) high five! Graygor wrote:For some reason the like button has bugged. It done that for anyone else?
And you're right Random. I say 1000isk per post should cover it. it happens to me, too. and when i've accidentally double-clicked due to lag and caused an "unlike" I've never been able to undo it. I like-spam, just to make likes happen. why can't every OOPE thread be a like and get likes thread?????? (it's also a way I get posters back into the thread to read my words of brilliance!)
hey you got rid of the snowball! fantastic.
I like the like and get likes thread and I want to post in it but it just breaks my notification system for 2 days if I touch the thread so I can't post there.
We miss you Saede. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
42554
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Posted - 2013.04.02 23:51:00 -
[490] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
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Graygor
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Posted - 2013.04.03 03:04:00 -
[491] - Quote
*slams head on bar*
Big steamy bowl of water with vicks in it... and some mint sweeties please.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Rain6637
Team Evil
801
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Posted - 2013.04.03 04:49:00 -
[492] - Quote
like and get likes thread is too mainstream...................................
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Graygor
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Posted - 2013.04.03 05:16:00 -
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You becoming a hipster rain?
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Rain6637
Team Evil
801
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Posted - 2013.04.03 06:33:00 -
[494] - Quote
i become cautious when a lot of people think something is a good idea
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1427
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Posted - 2013.04.03 06:35:00 -
[495] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:like and get likes thread is too mainstream...................................
Well, then you are in the right place, as nothing going on here is exactly mainstream, but other than that, we're perfectly alright.
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Bendonni Narri
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
291
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Posted - 2013.04.03 07:04:00 -
[496] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Rain6637 wrote:like and get likes thread is too mainstream................................... Well, then you are in the right place, as nothing going on here is exactly mainstream, but other than that, we're perfectly alright.
Monty python. <3
EvE is like a fine wine, It needs time to mature into perfection and if you drink too much of it you'll end up doing something you'll regret.
Remember Saede.
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Rain6637
Team Evil
803
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Posted - 2013.04.03 07:27:00 -
[497] - Quote
I vote The Greater Fool Bar becomes the unofficial Like and Get Likes thread
something only the regulars are familiar with, and isn't posted in lights out front
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Bendonni Narri
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
292
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Posted - 2013.04.03 07:34:00 -
[498] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:I vote The Greater Fool Bar becomes the unofficial Like and Get Likes thread
something only the regulars are familiar with, and isn't posted in lights out front
I second that.
EvE is like a fine wine, It needs time to mature into perfection and if you drink too much of it you'll end up doing something you'll regret.
Remember Saede.
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Rain6637
Team Evil
803
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Posted - 2013.04.03 08:20:00 -
[499] - Quote
I like this man
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Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
2255
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Posted - 2013.04.03 10:36:00 -
[500] - Quote
a drink on me for the lady above me for correcting my typo. her pick. |
Rain6637
Team Evil
812
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Posted - 2013.04.03 10:48:00 -
[501] - Quote
you know, it occurred to me that it could be a troll. because if I was to stealth troll, it would be something like that
....buttery nipple?
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Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
2256
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Posted - 2013.04.03 10:50:00 -
[502] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:buttery nipple?
\/ |
Graygor
1kB Realty
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17919
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Posted - 2013.04.03 12:34:00 -
[503] - Quote
I want ice cream. My throat is rough. Tuti fruity or raspberry ripple sounds nice.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1432
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Posted - 2013.04.03 12:53:00 -
[504] - Quote
Graygor wrote:I want ice cream. My throat is rough. Tuti fruity or raspberry ripple sounds nice.
Houm, maybe a bit of coffee raspberry tutti frutti ripple could do the trick?
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Graygor
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17922
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Posted - 2013.04.03 12:56:00 -
[505] - Quote
I dont drink coffee. Only tea.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1433
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Posted - 2013.04.03 13:00:00 -
[506] - Quote
Graygor wrote:I dont drink coffee. Only tea.
*Indah carefully ponders that piece of information, then sends a memo to the cooks...*
Huh... tea raspberry tutti frutti ripple, then?
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Graygor
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Posted - 2013.04.03 13:01:00 -
[507] - Quote
Could be mad enough to be great.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
2260
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Posted - 2013.04.03 13:02:00 -
[508] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Graygor wrote:I dont drink coffee. Only tea. *Indah carefully ponders that piece of information, then sends a memo to the cooks...* Huh... tea raspberry tutti frutti ripple, then?
and another one for me, please. |
Graygor
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Posted - 2013.04.03 13:38:00 -
[509] - Quote
Fine, but I want mine to be bigger!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1434
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Posted - 2013.04.03 13:48:00 -
[510] - Quote
*Indahmawar serves two cups of tea raspberry tutti frutti ripple and adds half a teaspoon to Graygor's*
Served!
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Graygor
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Posted - 2013.04.03 13:52:00 -
[511] - Quote
I have been served.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3116
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Posted - 2013.04.03 13:54:00 -
[512] - Quote
Graygor wrote:I have been served.
*activate California surfer voice modulator*
Dude, you got served.
/modulator
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1434
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Posted - 2013.04.03 13:58:00 -
[513] - Quote
*Indah is browsing TV channels. Suddenly, an advertisement shocks her*
Huh... what is this supposed to mean?
Where are all those decrepit elders when I need them to rescue me from my youthful incomprehension?
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Graygor
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Posted - 2013.04.03 13:58:00 -
[514] - Quote
I always imagine that Gray talks in california surfer. Or at least the old portrait.
Graygor: The Dude.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3127
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Posted - 2013.04.03 14:02:00 -
[515] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*Indah is browsing TV channels. Suddenly, an advertisement shocks her* Huh... what is this supposed to mean? Where are all those decrepit elders when I need them to rescue me from my youthful incomprehension?
That.
Was.
Brilliant.
Oh, I LOL'd!!
As much as I dislike Shatner, that was beautiful!
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
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17966
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Posted - 2013.04.03 14:04:00 -
[516] - Quote
Yeah... thats my vid of the week!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3162
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Posted - 2013.04.03 14:16:00 -
[517] - Quote
Mine as well. Man, I'm still chuckling.
Thank you Indah for making my morning.
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
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18018
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Posted - 2013.04.03 14:19:00 -
[518] - Quote
You ever seen Paul, Random?
Watching that vid made me open it up to the bit where Simon Pegg and Nick Frost reenact the scene and then cry "Ahhh people"
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Mizz Sunshine
State War Academy
Caldari State
35
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Posted - 2013.04.03 14:32:00 -
[519] - Quote
Mmmh Nothing like a nice cold icecream on a hot day with sunshine. |
Graygor
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Posted - 2013.04.03 16:33:00 -
[520] - Quote
*pitches tent*
This is my sanctuary now away from the menace of Zimmy and Qaidan and their sneaky links.
*hugs blanky*
Indah. Sweet milky tea please. In a mug with a teddy bear on it. I need to regain my calm.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3230
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Posted - 2013.04.03 16:35:00 -
[521] - Quote
Graygor wrote:You ever seen Paul, Random?
Watching that vid made me open it up to the bit where Simon Pegg and Nick Frost reenact the scene and then cry "Ahhh people"
I have not. Will need to look into it.
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
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18164
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Posted - 2013.04.03 16:42:00 -
[522] - Quote
You will enjoy it im sure.
If you liked Shaun of the Dead you will love it.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3252
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Posted - 2013.04.03 17:13:00 -
[523] - Quote
Graygor wrote:You will enjoy it im sure.
If you liked Shaun of the Dead you will love it.
Shaun of the Dead was excellent.
Alrighty, I'll look into it.
*orders another Irish Coffee*
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
760
|
Posted - 2013.04.03 17:26:00 -
[524] - Quote
I think we should have a quafe shirt party.
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1438
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Posted - 2013.04.03 19:41:00 -
[525] - Quote
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:I think we should have a quafe shirt party.
I'm poor and i can't afford a Quafe T-Shirt... Should i attend shirtless?
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Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
771
|
Posted - 2013.04.03 19:44:00 -
[526] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Sheimi Madaveda wrote:I think we should have a quafe shirt party. I'm poor and i can't afford a Quafe T-Shirt... Should i attend shirtless?
Even better.
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Rain6637
Team Evil
816
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Posted - 2013.04.03 20:01:00 -
[527] - Quote
hey i think this is the right place and people to announce this:
I got myself diagnosed with ADHD last week, and Monday was my first day on Adderall...
you'll notice a marked improvement in my attitude, I think.
(it's fantastic)
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Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
11471
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Posted - 2013.04.03 21:19:00 -
[528] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:hey i think this is the right place and people to announce this:
I got myself diagnosed with ADHD last week, and Monday was my first day on Adderall...
you'll notice a marked improvement in my attitude, I think.
(it's fantastic)
Here in Denmark they give that diagnosis to all kids whose parrents haven't done a proper job raising them.
But for someone at your age who get it, there must be something true about it. I just honestly didn't expect you to have it. But then again, it's not really possible to diagnose someone across the internet. I wish the best for you mate.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1443
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Posted - 2013.04.03 22:09:00 -
[529] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:hey i think this is the right place and people to announce this:
I got myself diagnosed with ADHD last week, and Monday was my first day on Adderall...
you'll notice a marked improvement in my attitude, I think.
(it's fantastic)
But, how old are you?
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Rain6637
Team Evil
818
|
Posted - 2013.04.04 00:45:00 -
[530] - Quote
30.
trust me, my life has been a blur of highs and lows, and I was manic
ever since I was a kid.
just... manic.
ttyl, g2g2class
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1444
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Posted - 2013.04.04 06:43:00 -
[531] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:30.
trust me, my life has been a blur of highs and lows, and I was manic
ever since I was a kid.
just... manic.
ttyl, g2g2class
Well, welcome to your new life then...
*Indah checks with Ishtanchuk what would be a fitting theme, and Ish just suggests this one*
Serious genius.
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Rain6637
Team Evil
820
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Posted - 2013.04.04 06:56:00 -
[532] - Quote
how would i describe it...
i find myself thinking "ok, i'm not active this very second, what might be more productive?" then I do it
my urges are gone... hunger included... apparently the receptors in my brain are satisfied, so I seek nothing--want nothing
i'm like, this complete person now. one of those happy-for-no-reason people.
list of things I'm no longer affected by:
frustration
anxiety
anger
moodiness
"not being a morning person"
nicotine
food
malaise
scatterbrained-ness
PROCRASTINATION
it used to be that genetic predispositions limited people's futures, socioeconomically... but I feel...
limitless
(bradley cooper is my hero)
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Graygor
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18302
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Posted - 2013.04.04 07:10:00 -
[533] - Quote
Im glad youre happy Rain.
*reads menu*
Indah! Give me your biggest, strongest, most expensive boozes all mixed up in a big jug.
Today we celebrate!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Rain6637
Team Evil
820
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Posted - 2013.04.04 07:20:00 -
[534] - Quote
truth be told, I am looking around at the things I did as a manic person, including these five screens, each dedicated to one of my rains--it's all evidence of just how out of control I was.
the bad news is, I don't have the desire to go balls deep with five clients side by side
...........so i've decided to stay off the meds on the weekends, so the manic rains can come out. there are some things the "other" me did right, and I would like them to continue :-D (will net me a surplus of three days' worth of prescription, per week. cuz sometimes you just need a bump).... !!!!!
DRINKS! (though I quit alcohol nearly two years ago)
...whose mindflood is this? MINE NOW!
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Graygor
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18303
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Posted - 2013.04.04 07:54:00 -
[535] - Quote
Been meaing to ask about that. How did you mount your monitors?Custom frame or store bought?
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Rain6637
Team Evil
820
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Posted - 2013.04.04 08:05:00 -
[536] - Quote
currently leaning against my wall, which my desk is up against.
the wood desk setup used a frame... all build by me, from my head
not something I would ever consider while on this medication. but he had some awesome ideas and habits, so I'm glad I have this "switch" to go between dr jekyll and mr hyde
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Graygor
1kB Realty
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18356
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Posted - 2013.04.04 11:05:00 -
[537] - Quote
How've you affixed the monitors to that back bar? Using some kind of plastic tags like they use for packing crates or something?
Doesnt it seem odd having the monitors portrait instead of landscape? How do you manage to fit the UI in?
I'm just wondering as I have diabolical plans for when I move in May and I want my office looking fab. And since I'll be boss I can play eve at work.... maybe!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3360
|
Posted - 2013.04.04 13:30:00 -
[538] - Quote
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:I think we should have a quafe shirt party.
Was going to recommend a Quafe shirt removal party until the fair Indah made her comment that got me all flustered.
Then Rain and 5 monitors......
Wow, mental barrage day...
*points to the jug that Gray is drinking from*
I'll have one of those, please.
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
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18426
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Posted - 2013.04.04 13:32:00 -
[539] - Quote
TGIT!! (Thank God Its Thursday)
As its the weekend I want a big fruity drink with an umbrella in it... and a sparkler.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1445
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Posted - 2013.04.04 13:41:00 -
[540] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Sheimi Madaveda wrote:I think we should have a quafe shirt party. Was going to recommend a Quafe shirt removal party until the fair Indah made her comment that got me all flustered. Then Rain and 5 monitors...... Wow, mental barrage day... *points to the jug that Gray is drinking from* I'll have one of those, please.
But, you're a dirty mind! Maybe I was talking abouy not wearing a shirt, but, a tank top... or a blouse... or a bra...
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Yiole Gionglao
104
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Posted - 2013.04.04 13:43:00 -
[541] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Random McNally wrote:Sheimi Madaveda wrote:I think we should have a quafe shirt party. Was going to recommend a Quafe shirt removal party until the fair Indah made her comment that got me all flustered. Then Rain and 5 monitors...... Wow, mental barrage day... *points to the jug that Gray is drinking from* I'll have one of those, please. But, you're a dirty mind! Maybe I was talking abouy not wearing a shirt, but, a tank top... or a blouse... or a bra...
...or just some tape... |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1445
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Posted - 2013.04.04 13:44:00 -
[542] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:But, you're a dirty mind! Maybe I was talking abouy not wearing a shirt, but, a tank top... or a blouse... or a bra... ...or just some tape...
So, now you teach fashion tips?
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Yiole Gionglao
104
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Posted - 2013.04.04 13:45:00 -
[543] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:But, you're a dirty mind! Maybe I was talking abouy not wearing a shirt, but, a tank top... or a blouse... or a bra... ...or just some tape... So, now you teach fashion tips?
You know I am way larger than that silly Gallente gal... |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
11572
|
Posted - 2013.04.04 13:47:00 -
[544] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Random McNally wrote:Sheimi Madaveda wrote:I think we should have a quafe shirt party. Was going to recommend a Quafe shirt removal party until the fair Indah made her comment that got me all flustered. Then Rain and 5 monitors...... Wow, mental barrage day... *points to the jug that Gray is drinking from* I'll have one of those, please. But, you're a dirty mind! Maybe I was talking abouy not wearing a shirt, but, a tank top... or a blouse... or a bra... ...or just some tape...
And how is that video supposed to be educational when the target audience will be distracted?
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3379
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Posted - 2013.04.04 13:51:00 -
[545] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Random McNally wrote:Sheimi Madaveda wrote:I think we should have a quafe shirt party. Was going to recommend a Quafe shirt removal party until the fair Indah made her comment that got me all flustered. Then Rain and 5 monitors...... Wow, mental barrage day... *points to the jug that Gray is drinking from* I'll have one of those, please. But, you're a dirty mind! Maybe I was talking abouy not wearing a shirt, but, a tank top... or a blouse... or a bra...
I think, dear hostess, that you would look ravishing in whatever you decided to wear.
*pulls out roll of Electrical tape*
However, should you require a wardrobe makeover......
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
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18462
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Posted - 2013.04.04 13:52:00 -
[546] - Quote
I know what you mean. The checked pattern stitching on that tie was amazing.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
11572
|
Posted - 2013.04.04 13:53:00 -
[547] - Quote
Graygor wrote:I know what you mean. The checked pattern stitching on that tie was amazing.
What pattern?
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
18462
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Posted - 2013.04.04 13:55:00 -
[548] - Quote
You were distracting by the stitching too? I mean... its a thing of beauty.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3385
|
Posted - 2013.04.04 13:57:00 -
[549] - Quote
I couldn't get over the perfect symmetry of the knot. My ties never come out that even.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
18481
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Posted - 2013.04.04 14:01:00 -
[550] - Quote
I think the end blew it. Its slightly askew if you notice. Shame really.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3385
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Posted - 2013.04.04 14:03:00 -
[551] - Quote
However, a valiant effort.
7.5 for style.
The Russian judge was harsh.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
42725
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Posted - 2013.04.04 14:06:00 -
[552] - Quote
Its friday right? Yeah it is in my head
IRISH COFFEE TIME!
|
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
18524
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Posted - 2013.04.04 14:30:00 -
[553] - Quote
How Irish is your coffee Alice? Only a teeny bit Irish? Or or full on "we just got the ferry back from the UK" and we're drunk as all hell Irish?
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3436
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Posted - 2013.04.04 14:42:00 -
[554] - Quote
Graygor wrote:How Irish is your coffee Alice? Only a teeny bit Irish? Or or full on "we just got the ferry back from the UK" and we're drunk as all hell Irish?
Its the "Mug of whiskey next to the picture of a cup of coffee" strength.
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Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
18529
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Posted - 2013.04.04 14:46:00 -
[555] - Quote
Ah, I have it on good authority that this is called "breakfast" in parts of Southern Ireland.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
11629
|
Posted - 2013.04.04 14:52:00 -
[556] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Graygor wrote:How Irish is your coffee Alice? Only a teeny bit Irish? Or or full on "we just got the ferry back from the UK" and we're drunk as all hell Irish? Its the "Mug of whiskey next to the picture of a cup of coffee" strength.
Ahh, the only Irish Coffee I like.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3445
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Posted - 2013.04.04 15:52:00 -
[557] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Random McNally wrote:Graygor wrote:How Irish is your coffee Alice? Only a teeny bit Irish? Or or full on "we just got the ferry back from the UK" and we're drunk as all hell Irish? Its the "Mug of whiskey next to the picture of a cup of coffee" strength. Ahh, the only Irish Coffee I like.
Amen.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1447
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 06:31:00 -
[558] - Quote
*After watching the comusmption trends for Irish Coffee, Indah launches the new beverage of The Greater Fool Bar*
Hey dudes, let me invite you to taste our newest recipe: Coffee Whiskey!
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Rain6637
Team Evil
827
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 06:38:00 -
[559] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*After watching the comusmption trends for Irish Coffee, Indah launches the new beverage of The Greater Fool Bar* Hey dudes, let me invite you to taste our newest recipe: Coffee Whiskey!
HAHAHAHHAA
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Rain6637
Team Evil
827
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 06:45:00 -
[560] - Quote
Graygor wrote:How've you affixed the monitors to that back bar? Using some kind of plastic tags like they use for packing crates or something? Doesnt it seem odd having the monitors portrait instead of landscape? How do you manage to fit the UI in? I'm just wondering as I have diabolical plans for when I move in May and I want my office looking fab. And since I'll be boss I can play eve at work.... maybe!
gravity and some zip ties. currently tape
the UI isn't that bad, in fact it's more proportional to the vertical windows like overview and local. mission 1 // mission 2
you get used to it.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1451
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 06:51:00 -
[561] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:Graygor wrote:How've you affixed the monitors to that back bar? Using some kind of plastic tags like they use for packing crates or something? Doesnt it seem odd having the monitors portrait instead of landscape? How do you manage to fit the UI in? I'm just wondering as I have diabolical plans for when I move in May and I want my office looking fab. And since I'll be boss I can play eve at work.... maybe! gravity and some zip ties. currently tapethe UI isn't that bad, in fact it's more proportional to the vertical windows like overview and local. mission 1 // mission 2you get used to it.
Huh... all those computers are yours?
And you run 5 missions at once??
*Indah faints for a second*
I think I need some more coffee now...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Rain6637
Team Evil
827
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 06:56:00 -
[562] - Quote
no, just the one I'm sitting at. the rest belong to my housemates
and yeah, i roll out with all five rains in their ships... currently i'm kicking it with some miner friends in...
Rain6635: Noctis
Rain6636: Orca
Rain6637: Nightmare
Rain6638: Rattlesnake
Rain6639: Basilisk
and it's the same mission at a time, ...five different missions at once would be insane
currently lvl 4's... waiting for 5 and 6 to be perfect logi pilots... then i'll take on Vanguards by myself. (went in one with just 7, 8, and 9 in two rattlesnakes and a nightmare, and I held tank between them with shield and energy transfers... but I couldn't break the sansha rats. need less tank, more dps, so basically 5 and 6 on site with basilisks. ... or two more rattlesnakes lol the rains are BEAST!)
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
28
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 08:53:00 -
[563] - Quote
AWESOME!! (x.x)
This poor lil lvl4 had no chance against your hordes of drones... ^.^
my corp is my main |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
18945
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 09:03:00 -
[564] - Quote
I could never play like that Rain. I have enough trouble tabbing between 2 accounts.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1452
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 12:40:00 -
[565] - Quote
Graygor wrote:I could never play like that Rain. I have enough trouble tabbing between 2 accounts.
I wouldn't feel comfortable with 2 accounts in space, frankly. But at least Rain acknowledges that running 5 missions at once would be unusual.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Yiole Gionglao
106
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 12:47:00 -
[566] - Quote
*Yiole steps into the bar, walking slowly as if she was aching about something*
Huh... you say you're selling Coffee Whiskey now? I'll take one...
*Yiole takes a drink form her glass of coffee whiskey, then says, adressing nobody*
Dudes and gurls, I do have a few words of wisdom for you: never mix a chat channel with a roll of duct tape and no bra...
*Ouch* |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3700
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 13:30:00 -
[567] - Quote
*Random sees the Coffee Whiskey making rounds and orders a double*
*Notices that Yiole seems to be experiencing some discomfort and buys her a double as well.*
*....then offers her the electrical tape.*
The adhesive isn't as strong but it hurts less when you tear it off.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1284
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 13:31:00 -
[568] - Quote
*enters the Bar and hands over Yiole a bottle of duct-tape-removal-baby-oil*
Here, this will help you regaining the original status. Don't try to remove without i.....you did...
...
...
ok, you need more whiskey than coffee now for the rest of the day... :P
edit:
But don't use the oil with Randoms electric-tape it could cause hazardouuuuuuu...you did...again :PP
My corp has my mainGäó |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3700
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 13:33:00 -
[569] - Quote
Or just more of Indah's Coffee Whiskey....
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Yiole Gionglao
106
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 13:38:00 -
[570] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:*enters the Bar and hands over Yiole a bottle of duct-tape-removal-baby-oil*
Here, this will help you regaining the original status. Don't try to remove without i.....you did...
...
...
ok, you need more whiskey than coffee now for the rest of the day... :P
edit:
But don't use the oil with Randoms electric-tape it could cause hazardouuuuuuu...you did...again :PP
I... barely... don't... have... words...
*AAAAIIIIYEEEEE!!!!!!* |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1452
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 13:40:00 -
[571] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:Zoe Kaltana wrote:*enters the Bar and hands over Yiole a bottle of duct-tape-removal-baby-oil*
Here, this will help you regaining the original status. Don't try to remove without i.....you did...
...
...
ok, you need more whiskey than coffee now for the rest of the day... :P
edit:
But don't use the oil with Randoms electric-tape it could cause hazardouuuuuuu...you did...again :PP I... barely... don't... have... words... *AAAAIIIIYEEEEE!!!!!!*
Shhh, shhh, come here, come here... I have this soothing ointment... do you dare to rub it yourself or you need some volunteer?
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1284
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 13:45:00 -
[572] - Quote
*readys >micro auxilliary nano remote skin repping module< just in case*
My corp has my mainGäó |
Yiole Gionglao
106
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 13:56:00 -
[573] - Quote
*Yiole and Indah have gone upstairs, to Indah's appartment. From outside the door, a definite sound of purring can be heard*
- Is that better? Do you need some more?
- Ahhh, feeling better now...
- It's an old family recipe, it soothes everything, and you can use it on BBQs too
- Huh, Indah... I have a question... Have you ever rubbed another woman's bossom before? You're quite good...
- ...!
*Yiole purrs, and Indah's blush can be perfectly sensed through The Door...*
|
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3707
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 14:33:00 -
[574] - Quote
*inconveniently, a slight malfunction in the internal speaker system broadcasts this to the patrons of the Greater Fool Bar. All motion stops within the bar as the presumed innocent medical attention causes the patrons to wonder......*
*Random motions to the bartender*
Ice water, please. Lots and lots of ice water.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1284
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 15:00:00 -
[575] - Quote
*sits on the piano and starts playing a soothing melody*
My corp has my mainGäó |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
11783
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 15:36:00 -
[576] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:
Dudes and gurls, I do have a few words of wisdom for you: never mix a chat channel with a roll of duct tape and no bra...
Sounds like an interesting story.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3726
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 15:38:00 -
[577] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:
Dudes and gurls, I do have a few words of wisdom for you: never mix a chat channel with a roll of duct tape and no bra...
Sounds like an interesting story.
It's going to be a Gallente Broadcast system Holo special next week.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
806
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 15:44:00 -
[578] - Quote
*enters the bar and hears the commotion over the speakers* Im sorry, am I intuding on something?
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3729
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 15:59:00 -
[579] - Quote
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:*enters the bar and hears the commotion over the speakers* Im sorry, am I intuding on something?
Depends on your level of voyeur.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1452
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 19:56:00 -
[580] - Quote
*Yiole walks down to the bar and everyone stares at her*
Huh? Wha'ts going on?
*Suddenly, Yiole's voice can be heard saying:
Hmm, that sweet lil' b*** really could start a career with those hands... F*** me if she wasn't getting me a little aroused...
*Indah strieks down the audio main switch and rushes upstairs...*
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Khergit Deserters
904
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 20:09:00 -
[581] - Quote
Graygor wrote:I could never play like that Rain. I have enough trouble tabbing between 2 accounts.
I have enough trouble tabbing between my 1 account and my winamp playlist. Not to mention the cat aggro from a very stubborn Maine coon. |
Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14296
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 20:12:00 -
[582] - Quote
Yeah...Cat aggro is terrible. Mine likes to stand between me and the screen and look at the screen- while almost pressing her butt into my face.
Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |
Khergit Deserters
905
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 20:21:00 -
[583] - Quote
Oh man, that's annoying. Mine swishes around back and forth on my desk, dragging her fluffy tail across my face. If I don't keep the petting up continuously, she head-butts my mouse hand and sends my click-pointer flying. Last night she made a flying leap onto the desk and blocked the monitor just as I was targetting a suspect. I was lucky to just escape with my Tornado still intact. ::grumble grumble damned idiot stubborn cat grumble:: |
Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14301
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 20:30:00 -
[584] - Quote
Worst thing is that nobody believes you when you say that you lost a fight because of cat aggro.....
Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |
Khergit Deserters
907
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 20:39:00 -
[585] - Quote
'Right, right, it was cat aggro. And I bet the dog ate your homework too.' |
Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1286
|
Posted - 2013.04.06 10:16:00 -
[586] - Quote
*enters the Bar covered in dry mud from top to bottom. Without taking further notice of the other attendands, she walks straight to the counter, sits down (a cloud of dust appears) and tries to put her best possible smile on*
Can I have a glas of water,... please?
My corp has my mainGäó |
Rain6637
Team Evil
845
|
Posted - 2013.04.06 10:17:00 -
[587] - Quote
can I help you?
no, can I help you when it's time to uncover that diamond in the rough that is Zoe Kaltana
rawr
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
42958
|
Posted - 2013.04.06 10:17:00 -
[588] - Quote
No.
:)
It's Whiskey only night ^_^
|
Rain6637
Team Evil
845
|
Posted - 2013.04.06 10:19:00 -
[589] - Quote
ugh!
i liked your post just so I could unlike it
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Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1288
|
Posted - 2013.04.06 10:47:00 -
[590] - Quote
hmmm...so...I have to bath in whiskey to wash away the dust?
My corp has my mainGäó |
Rain6637
Team Evil
850
|
Posted - 2013.04.06 11:42:00 -
[591] - Quote
whiskey helps, but I was just thinking a shower's gotta be in the works sometime in the near future, and YOLO (sort of)
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Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1289
|
Posted - 2013.04.06 12:14:00 -
[592] - Quote
Well, then let's start a party in the shower area and everybody can cuoome ^-^
My corp has my mainGäó |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
42974
|
Posted - 2013.04.06 12:46:00 -
[593] - Quote
\o/
|
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
11893
|
Posted - 2013.04.06 12:52:00 -
[594] - Quote
Well, since you are capsuleers, you should have more than enough ISK to shower in whiskey :)
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Yiole Gionglao
106
|
Posted - 2013.04.06 12:56:00 -
[595] - Quote
*Yiole sniffs the air*
Houm, that's plagioclase and some pyroxeres, with a stingy note from old, cosmic-ray bombarded veldspar...
*Notices rumble from the showers area*
Hey, are you holding a shower party? |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1457
|
Posted - 2013.04.07 08:11:00 -
[596] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai walks downstairs, to the public spa & wellness area. She checks the shower area as there are strange sounds coming from there, and then she notices that Nermal the ressurrected sabretooth has been sharpening his claws on the walls again*
Nermal, you stupid big cat! Don't do that again!
*Nermal goes away and Indah enters the dressing room. She undresses and picks a bath robe and then she walks to the sauna. As she closes to it, she notices that the sauna it's already set up and on. Indah removes her bath robe, enters the sauna and meets Yiole inside*
- Oh hi, did you had the same idea?
- Huh?
- Yesterday's cold weather was pretty unpleasant, and today I fancied getting some warmth.
- Oh, yes, some heat also pleased me.
- How are your jumpgates doing?
- They're well, see them yourself -Yiole pushes her shoudlers back and raises her arms- You see? The itch is gone and they're almost their usual color. That ointment is pretty good.
- That's nice...
- Indah, I just want to say... I don't have a custom to call you "lil' b***", you know? Wouldn't had said if i knew you and the whole bar were listening...
- Nevermind, we're friends... and Ish and i also have a nickname for you
- But better don't ask?
- Yes, better...
*All is quiet outside the sauna, and the only noises are the faint sounds coming from the heating pipes. Entering the spa area, Nermal listens how the Young Lady is talking with the Large Female inside the sauna, and takes the chance to finish doing his claws on the lovely texture of the shower room's walls...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Rain6637
Team Evil
855
|
Posted - 2013.04.07 08:39:00 -
[597] - Quote
sorry, we were too busy having roleplay space sex
I know you heard us, indah, you could've just come in
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Mizz Sunshine
State War Academy
Caldari State
140
|
Posted - 2013.04.07 17:02:00 -
[598] - Quote
*Sunshine sits down in the sofa infront of the TV*
Tournament time! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1460
|
Posted - 2013.04.07 22:19:00 -
[599] - Quote
*Indah seats in front of the computer at her appartment, browsing web pages after a lazy, quiet sunday at the Greater Fool bar. Then she gets an e-mal from Ishtanchuk Fazmarai, who's traveling around the universe in a long vacation. At the mail, Ish is linking a picture she just made earlier today from orbit around a temperate planet...
Hi sweetie!
The best sights in the universe always happen around planets...
xxx,
Ish
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
819
|
Posted - 2013.04.07 23:45:00 -
[600] - Quote
Holy cow! How the heck did she get to that planet? I must know!
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Rain6637
Team Evil
859
|
Posted - 2013.04.08 02:21:00 -
[601] - Quote
she talked to starbuck
http://i.imgur.com/idNMHnF.jpg
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Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
829
|
Posted - 2013.04.08 06:00:00 -
[602] - Quote
These pictures always make me laugh so hard at all the fanboys that get butthurt over them :D
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
3988
|
Posted - 2013.04.08 16:16:00 -
[603] - Quote
*Random staggers down from his room looking a bit disheveled. He strolls to the bar and orders Two Irish Coffees, A double shot of Indah's Gäó Coffee Whiskey and a large glass of ice water.*
*When the drinks are set before him, he grabs the whiskey and drains it one gulp. He grabs the ice water and dumps it over his head, takes the two Irish coffees and heads back up stairs.*
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1465
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 13:02:00 -
[604] - Quote
Huh, does someone know good recipes that go along with Nutella? Indah just mailed me that she's got an amazing deal on 5 tons of the stuff...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
19845
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 13:04:00 -
[605] - Quote
Tis bonus day tomorrow.
I want an advance order for a Large Group of Exotic Dancers, spiced rum and a lot of boosters please.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
4161
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 13:21:00 -
[606] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Tis bonus day tomorrow. I want an advance order for a Large Group of Exotic Dancers, spiced rum and a lot of boosters please.
Done!
Oh, and toast with Nutella and banana is very nice.
Or, so I hear....
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
19914
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 13:48:00 -
[607] - Quote
I'll take your word for it, im not a fan of banana. Taste is fine but dont like the texture.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
4187
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 13:52:00 -
[608] - Quote
*Random starts measuring out the open space in TGFB*
I know this Gallentean womens wrestling team that ply their trade in large rings with mud......
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1465
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 13:55:00 -
[609] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Graygor wrote:Tis bonus day tomorrow. I want an advance order for a Large Group of Exotic Dancers, spiced rum and a lot of boosters please. Done! Oh, and toast with Nutella and banana is very nice. Or, so I hear....
You mean mashed banana? When I was a child, I loved to eat mashed banana with crushed cookies and orange juice, all mashed together in a kind of pur+¬e. Is a nice way to use bananas when they are becoming black and soft, whatever it's called that process.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Yiole Gionglao
107
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 14:01:00 -
[610] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:*Random starts measuring out the open space in TGFB*
I know this Gallentean womens wrestling team that ply their trade in large rings with mud......
Mud? A ring? Ah, what memories... |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
4214
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 14:17:00 -
[611] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Random McNally wrote:Graygor wrote:Tis bonus day tomorrow. I want an advance order for a Large Group of Exotic Dancers, spiced rum and a lot of boosters please. Done! Oh, and toast with Nutella and banana is very nice. Or, so I hear.... You mean mashed banana? When I was a child, I loved to eat mashed banana with crushed cookies and orange juice, all mashed together in a kind of pur+¬e. Is a nice way to use bananas when they are becoming black and soft, whatever it's called that process.
Mashed would work or just sliced and lovingly laid on the bed of Nutella.
*Looks as Yiole and wonders how she would look wrestling in Nutella*
Ice water, please.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
19941
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 14:22:00 -
[612] - Quote
Nutella would be more difficult to remove than mud probably.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
43443
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 14:23:00 -
[613] - Quote
Gallente women have all the fun :|
|
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
19941
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 14:25:00 -
[614] - Quote
Not true, Matari women have just as much if not more fun.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
4221
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 14:27:00 -
[615] - Quote
*Looks at Alice Saki and wonders what she'd look like wrestling in Nutella*
Double Ice water.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
12326
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 14:34:00 -
[616] - Quote
I'll put my ISK on Alice. No way a silly miner can beat the Aliceoraptor
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
19948
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 14:37:00 -
[617] - Quote
Alice vs who?
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
12330
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 14:43:00 -
[618] - Quote
Yiole. She was the first wrestler picked by Random.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
4271
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 16:28:00 -
[619] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Yiole. She was the first wrestler picked by Random.
TBH, I'm not overly concerned as to who would win, we're talking 2 good looking women wrestling in Nutella.
Pitcher of ice water, please.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Yiole Gionglao
107
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 20:10:00 -
[620] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Random McNally wrote:Graygor wrote:Tis bonus day tomorrow. I want an advance order for a Large Group of Exotic Dancers, spiced rum and a lot of boosters please. Done! Oh, and toast with Nutella and banana is very nice. Or, so I hear.... You mean mashed banana? When I was a child, I loved to eat mashed banana with crushed cookies and orange juice, all mashed together in a kind of pur+¬e. Is a nice way to use bananas when they are becoming black and soft, whatever it's called that process. Mashed would work or just sliced and lovingly laid on the bed of Nutella. *Looks as Yiole and wonders how she would look wrestling in Nutella* Ice water, please.
Nutella? Nah, I wouldn't wrestle in that unless someone offered himself to clean up the mess from my bare skin afterwards...
*Behind the bar, Indah readies some ice water for Random*
Admittedly I may be a bit rusty now, but I think my reflexes still are good...
*Yiole practices some wrestling moves, then some combat moves. Male patrons look at her with a new respect after seeing how fast can move that tall muscular woman*
Well, not too bad, if you ask me. Probably I've lost some "artistry" as I've been doing a lot more combat fighting than wrestling, but I still could beat anyone around here without harming him too much...
*Yiole's grin sends a shiver down the spine of many patrons...*
I started right at high school, at the female fight club. Then when I was of age I earned some money with the mud wrestling... Back then they nicknamed me "Coconut" because I had dyed my hair brown and was wearing dreadlocks.Albeit back then I was a tad skinny, as I never had really worked on muscle building, I used to win most combats and so it was easy money, but didn't lasted long before I found a job at the mines. And I mean real mining, underground drilling in barren planets.
There was not a lot of amusement there, so when it surfaced that me and some other of the women there had been into the mud wrestling, we made our own "miner league". It turned good and was quite fun, and also was an easy way to earn money and respect between the male miners. They're a lot less prone to judge you for who you get laid with and who you don't, once they've seen some good fights and a few bone and muscle injuries...
Unfortunately, as the league became more popular, it also started some serious grudges and so the mud wrestling stopped being that much fun and some girls began to get hurt. Personally I had enough of it when a stupid cu** threw me out of the ring and my ankle landed on a tool her aidet had left there; the outcome was a pretty gruesome open fracture, and it took 22 days of nanobuilding tissues so I could walk again. Later I had to leave the mines and the planet once I had some heated talk with the stupid cu** and she managed to end up with both lungs punctured by six broken ribs in a lonely gallery... she drowned in her blood and already was in comma when she reached the hospital, but all in all she recovered from it with a valuable lesson on actual fighting.
*Yiole looks around the silenced bar, then waves at Indah*
Gimme some IrnBru, sweetie...
*Yiole takes a sip from the glass and then whispers, quietly:
And she was bloody lucky that I didn't aimed for her heart... |
Khergit Deserters
916
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 21:01:00 -
[621] - Quote
Nutella is very good for the skin and hair. In ancient Persia the princesses bathed in milk. That weird old hypochondriac Tokugawa Ieyasu, Shogun of Nippon, used to bathe in a tub with milk and virgins to stay young. These days we've upgraded to Nutella. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1467
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 22:13:00 -
[622] - Quote
*Indahmawar Keep thinking on ways to put to use 5 tons of nutella*
Houm... maybe we could just cure some of it with lactic acid to make it more palatable to the CCP overlords...?
*As she keeps thinking, Indah takes some sliced bread, spreads Nutella on two slices and makes a sandwich with them. Then she eats off the crust and once the bread is clean, she slowly eats the soft, tasty chocolated crumb with obvious delight*
Hmmm, simplest pleasures are bestest pleasures...
*From a table, Yiole watches Indah and thinks that sometimes she still can be just like a child, God bless her...*
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Zoe Kaltana
Rui Freelance Mining
1292
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 23:43:00 -
[623] - Quote
*enters the Bar, takes a bottle of whiskey and two glasses from the counter. She walks over to Yioles table taking a seat next to her. Opening the bottle and pouring the two glasses generously, then handing one to Yiole*
Being able to appreciate anothers person childISHness is nearly as good as being childish.
*clinks glasses with Yiole and empties*
My corp has my mainGäó |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1467
|
Posted - 2013.04.10 13:34:00 -
[624] - Quote
*Indah browses Gallentean TV channels, then finds...*
Hyperlapse channel??
Interesting...
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
4369
|
Posted - 2013.04.10 13:52:00 -
[625] - Quote
*Random buys a drink for Yiole and walks it over to her*
I'm sure you'll have no lack for volunteers to help you remove unwanted Nutella. However, should you find yourself lacking, I'll offer my services.
*Random sits back down and watches the Hyperlapse Channel that Indah has turned on*
Interesting, what world is this?
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Yiole Gionglao
107
|
Posted - 2013.04.10 19:31:00 -
[626] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:*Random buys a drink for Yiole and walks it over to her*
I'm sure you'll have no lack for volunteers to help you remove unwanted Nutella. However, should you find yourself lacking, I'll offer my services.
*Random sits back down and watches the Hyperlapse Channel that Indah has turned on*
Interesting, what world is this?
Kudos for the drink. I will seriously count on you whenever I need to get rid of some Nutella on my skin.
*Yiole takes some Nutella with her finger and then licks some of it*
Oh, do you see? There's some Nutella on my finger... would you oblige? |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
4529
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 13:21:00 -
[627] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:Random McNally wrote:*Random buys a drink for Yiole and walks it over to her*
I'm sure you'll have no lack for volunteers to help you remove unwanted Nutella. However, should you find yourself lacking, I'll offer my services.
*Random sits back down and watches the Hyperlapse Channel that Indah has turned on*
Interesting, what world is this? Kudos for the drink. I will seriously count on you whenever I need to get rid of some Nutella on my skin. *Yiole takes some Nutella with her finger and then licks some of it* Oh, do you see? There's some Nutella on my finger... would you oblige?
I'm afraid my techniqueGäó requires some privacy. Does this trouble you?
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
20692
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 13:25:00 -
[628] - Quote
I be going to celebrate my last night in uniform tonight.
Tomorrow morning I shall awaken terribly hungover as a civilian.
So a pint of rum please with an umbrella in it.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
4547
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 13:35:00 -
[629] - Quote
Graygor wrote:I be going to celebrate my last night in uniform tonight.
Tomorrow morning I shall awaken terribly hungover as a civilian.
So a pint of rum please with an umbrella in it.
Um....congrats on your impending demotion, Gray!
*motions to the bartender*
Make it a double. On me.
Why drink one, when you could drink two?
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1470
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 13:37:00 -
[630] - Quote
*Indahmawar sees Random and Yiole talking on a corner, then they both leave upstairs*
Huh...? Not my business...
*Indah starts bowsing TV channels, as TGFB is subscribed to all kind of stuff and there's no evidence that anyone ever was able to check every channel*
And what's this? Far, far away parenting channel? Yikes!
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Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
20709
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 13:39:00 -
[631] - Quote
I keep the rank and I'm going on cold reserve. Should there be a war I shall drop everything and return. This is just a formality as I cant do reserve duty when i move.
Still got my officers pension though. Just er.. 35 years before i can claim it.
Oh well.
And i plan on seeing double tonight. Just got to avoid getting St Basils Cathedral tattooed on my chest by my loveable Russian buddies.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
44227
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 13:39:00 -
[632] - Quote
*Skips in*
*Waves at everyone*
HIYA!
*Slides on some Liquid on the floor*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Slams into the bar*
Owieeeeeeeee
|
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
12807
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 13:41:00 -
[633] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:*Skips in* *Waves at everyone* HIYA! *Slides on some Liquid on the floor* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Slams into the bar* Owieeeeeeeee
And I am supposed to fear your hotdrops?
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
20709
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 13:42:00 -
[634] - Quote
I wish I'd gotten a lightsabre for crhistmas when i was little.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
20709
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 13:42:00 -
[635] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:*Skips in* *Waves at everyone* HIYA! *Slides on some Liquid on the floor* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Slams into the bar* Owieeeeeeeee
You dyed your hair blonde again didnt you and it hasnt updated yet hasnt it
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1470
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 13:43:00 -
[636] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:*Skips in* *Waves at everyone* HIYA! *Slides on some Liquid on the floor* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Slams into the bar* Owieeeeeeeee
*Indhamawar Fazmarai rushes towards Alice with her Ointment in ahnd*
Did it hurt? Do you need some help?
*Indah almost steps on the liquid, but rather than slip on it, just sidesteps on Alice's hand*
Oh, sorry sorry sorry, I'm so sorry!
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
44235
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 13:47:00 -
[637] - Quote
*Welps in pain*
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
|
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
20721
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 13:47:00 -
[638] - Quote
*drunkenly arises from the bar*
I v-v-v-volunteer-er-er-er-er to kish everything betta!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1472
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 13:51:00 -
[639] - Quote
*Spreads some ointment on Alice's hand*
Where else it hurts?
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
44235
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 13:54:00 -
[640] - Quote
*Bubbles up*
Evveeryyyyyywhere
|
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
20734
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 14:01:00 -
[641] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:*Bubbles up* Evveeryyyyyywhere
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1474
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 14:08:00 -
[642] - Quote
*Indah starts spreading ointment on Alice*
Huh, that's going to take a while and you should undress yourself at some point... wouldn't you like better to go to the sauna? Or maybe the icy water pool?
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Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
20734
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 14:09:00 -
[643] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*Indah starts spreading ointment on Alice*
Huh, that's going to take a while and you should undress yourself at some point... wouldn't you like better to go to the sauna? Or maybe the icy water pool?
I volunteer for all the volunteering!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
44242
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 14:11:00 -
[644] - Quote
|
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1474
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 14:11:00 -
[645] - Quote
Men...
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
44242
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 14:13:00 -
[646] - Quote
Gray I believe the Piranha pool needs cleaned.
|
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
20734
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 14:14:00 -
[647] - Quote
I unvolunteer for everything that i dont wanna do!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Mizhir
Shrubbery Acquisitions
12835
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 14:17:00 -
[648] - Quote
*Miz calls Sunshine and orders her to light the LAGL Man Cyno*
Look Graygor, Jita needs your presence.
*Qucikly shoves Graygor out of the bar and then returns to Alice*
You owe me a favour now.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
20744
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 14:21:00 -
[649] - Quote
Jita? Too much competition there and the space is all blue.
I do my selling in Gallente and Minmatar space! The women are better looking and the food is better too.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Khergit Deserters
924
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 16:26:00 -
[650] - Quote
::Has a milk-from-the-nose accident caused by posts #642 through #647:: |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1475
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 17:34:00 -
[651] - Quote
*Mops Khergit's accident and the original liquid pool to prevent more accidents. She accientally hits someone's eye with the mop's pole, though*
Ooops, my fault...
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
4578
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 17:40:00 -
[652] - Quote
*Random rushes downstairs to the bar*
I would like to place a room service order, please. I need two Filet steaks, medium rare. Two baked potatoes loaded, and 2 small salads. A bottle of your best wine, two slices of Chocolate Decadence delivered to my room.
*Graygor looks up bleary eyed from his two pints of rum with little umbrellas with a questioning look*
"Nutella emergency." Random responds. "A very difficult case that will require intense, personal attention"
*Graygor looks at Random incomprehendingly, raises his hand and opens his mouth to speak*
Oh, and get my good friend here another, on me.
*Random pats Gray on the back and speeds back up the stairs.*
"Ouch!!", Random yells midstride as he takes a mop handle to the face.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1478
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 18:48:00 -
[653] - Quote
*Looks at Random's eye*
Ooh, I'm sorry, very sorry! Didn't see you! Do you want some ointment?
*Random shakes his head, smiles bravely and goes upstairs walking on eggshells*
I guess Yiole is sharing that story on the other reason why they nicknamed her "coconut"...
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1478
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 20:11:00 -
[654] - Quote
*Indah receives a mail from Ish, who keeps traveling to unknown places of space*
Hi sweetie!
What do you think of this?
Wouldn't you like it black?
xxx,
Ish
Oooh, me so much wants!
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Mizhir
Estel Arador Corp Services
13075
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 20:16:00 -
[655] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
I wonder where she is. I have been traveling alot in new eden and the varity of clothing is quite limited among us capsuleers. It is a shame.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Mizz Sunshine
State War Academy
Caldari State
160
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 22:00:00 -
[656] - Quote
*With a smile bigger than the usual, Sunshine enters the bar and goes directly to Miz and hugs her*
Thanks for the new cloth. You are such a darling :D |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1479
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 22:02:00 -
[657] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote: I wonder where she is. I have been traveling alot in new eden and the varity of clothing is quite limited among us capsuleers. It is a shame.
I think she's not completely in this universe. Maybe our CCP overlords just are hiding a bigger reality outside of New Eden... some may call it the Real World, and others call it the Real Life... maybe is just nonsense...
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1479
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 22:19:00 -
[658] - Quote
Oh... my... God...
Minmatarr Channel #5764: animal behavior
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1482
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 13:55:00 -
[659] - Quote
*Indahamawar is at her private appartment, looking at an open drawer full with lingerie*
Houm... should I? Should I not? Why don't those crazy Gallentean tell wether size matters? Intuition says that smaller ones will hold better against gravity, and beyond a certain threshold, no amount of muscle will keep them up...
*Indah walks to the mirror and removes her tank top, then carefully watches her reflection while she alternatively holds her bossom in her hands and releases it*
So, how are you doing? Is that weight too much? Or am I taking those Gallenteans too seriously?
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
4652
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 14:08:00 -
[660] - Quote
*Random stumbles down the stairs from the rented quarters in shorts and the remanants of a silk shirt. He looks bruised and scratched but happy.*
Um....Room service, I would like two, three egg omelets. Both with Bacon, spinach and cheese. Toast with jam. Coffee and juice. Thanks....
*Graygor, unmoved since the night before raises his head and opens his mouth to speak when Random cuts him off....*
Very serious Nutella emergency. The most.....strenous case I've ever seen.
*He turns and staggers back to the stairs*
*Gray looks at him, and slips off his stool*
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Rain6637
Team Evil
863
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 14:11:00 -
[661] - Quote
Hey I'm alive. accounts all still active and training away
I've been getting things done--heh, blasted my physics midterm out of the water this week.
I feel like the energizer bunny--when the stuff wears off I just take my second dose of the day
it's like flipping the cassette over and pressing play
this is how the rest of my life will be and I'm just... I can't believe I did without it.
anxiety has been replaced with a constant low grade euphoria
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
13223
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 14:14:00 -
[662] - Quote
Welcome back :D
Kate started to get abit worried about you :P
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Rain6637
Team Evil
864
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 14:33:00 -
[663] - Quote
are you fuckin' with me?
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
13254
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 14:36:00 -
[664] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:are you fuckin' with me?
Sort of ...
Commissar Kate wrote:Where is Rain and his stalker posts that usually follow mine?
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Rain6637
Team Evil
865
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 14:40:00 -
[665] - Quote
ok no way i have to see this for myself.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
13254
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 14:41:00 -
[666] - Quote
But I thought you were too hipster to go to the LAGL thread?
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
393
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 14:41:00 -
[667] - Quote
Did I hear my name?
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Rain6637
Team Evil
865
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 14:44:00 -
[668] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:But I thought you were too hipster to go to the LAGL thread?
yeah i went there and I was like ah -that's- why I didn't see-----
............
I'm sorry what was I saying i just...
wait, where am I?
who am i?
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1293
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 15:31:00 -
[669] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:
............
I'm sorry what was I saying i just...
wait, where am I?
who am i?
It's ok, you just got permanently transformed out of your real body into this one...this...happens sometimes when servers are getting ...maintenance. Unfortunately, it's beyond recall...
My corp has my mainGäó |
Rain6637
Team Evil
865
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 16:26:00 -
[670] - Quote
hey guys, I started a drawling wanna see?
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Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
13275
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 18:04:00 -
[671] - Quote
Naugthy mind
But I like it
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1484
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 19:58:00 -
[672] - Quote
So, do you draw? That's a talent I would kill for.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Khergit Deserters
929
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 20:49:00 -
[673] - Quote
Nice! How'd you do it? On your PC with a Bamboo pad or something like that? |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
429
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 20:54:00 -
[674] - Quote
I though it was me at first but then I saw the black hair.
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1484
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 20:59:00 -
[675] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:I though it was me at first but then I saw the black hair.
Show us your FBA or it's a lie.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
1880
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 21:02:00 -
[676] - Quote
I approve of this image and or service.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
434
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 21:47:00 -
[677] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:I though it was me at first but then I saw the black hair. Show us your FBA or it's a lie.
This may or may not be me imitating that pic.
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Rain6637
Team Evil
865
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 22:09:00 -
[678] - Quote
hahah that drawing's not even good, you guys!
but...
that was just a "man I need to sleep" scratch scratch and if you guys like this stuff I could do something nicer if you'll sit for me over some drinks
you just have to do everything I say and stay perfectly still (and not tell anyone what happens when we're alone)
I also enjoy listening to this while I work
made using photoshop and a wacom intuos 4
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Angelique Duchemin
Serenity Prime
Kraken.
431
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 22:12:00 -
[679] - Quote
Ran where are you? I haven't seen you in the chat in forever.
We miss you Saede. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1487
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 22:13:00 -
[680] - Quote
I don't have any white knickers, but, I do have some nice pants...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Rain6637
Team Evil
867
|
Posted - 2013.04.12 22:21:00 -
[681] - Quote
Angelique Duchemin wrote:Ran where are you? I haven't seen you in the chat in forever.
I like, never log. it's usually just to update skill queue...
oh, wait, you know where I've been. that place I told you about (the best one?)
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Yiole Gionglao
107
|
Posted - 2013.04.13 06:46:00 -
[682] - Quote
At the private room upstais, Yiole is temporally alone as Random went to some foraging at the bar. She's taking a nap on the sofa facing the door, leaning on her side with a knee forward and her hands under the neck and her cheek. She breathes softly and relaxed as her face displays a satisfied smile which is one of the reasons why men still bother themselves to chase women and follow them along the paths of their nature, even in such distant future, and even if they're mighty, immortal capsuleers. Yet another reason is how the sofa is conveniently facing the door, so Random will be greated by Yiole' silhouette, the steep angle of her waist, the full curve of her hip, and the evidence that she still didn't bothered to dress up.
Asleep, Yiole slightly changes her pose and moans softly, while a part of her brain gets ready to wake up and open her eyes at the sound of the door opening, to see Random's face as a subconcious mean to pick one of several courses of action... |
Angelique Duchemin
Serenity Prime
Kraken.
432
|
Posted - 2013.04.13 09:27:00 -
[683] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
let me introduce you to imgur.com
Rain6637 wrote:Angelique Duchemin wrote:Ran where are you? I haven't seen you in the chat in forever. I like, never log. it's usually just to update skill queue... oh, wait, you know where I've been. that place I told you about (the best one?)
Well that's not fun if we can't discuss it in the chat.
We miss you Saede. |
Luc Chastot
Gentleman's Corp
305
|
Posted - 2013.04.13 15:10:00 -
[684] - Quote
What's this idiocy?
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
451
|
Posted - 2013.04.13 15:16:00 -
[685] - Quote
Hey, check out my new clothes.
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
13324
|
Posted - 2013.04.13 15:27:00 -
[686] - Quote
lol?
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
451
|
Posted - 2013.04.13 15:29:00 -
[687] - Quote
Something I ripped off of mass effect 3 a few months back. Did it just for the lol's.
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Rain6637
Team Evil
868
|
Posted - 2013.04.13 15:45:00 -
[688] - Quote
hey guys! i'm here! what's the special today?
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Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
13326
|
Posted - 2013.04.13 15:50:00 -
[689] - Quote
I think your cloaking device is somewhat faulty.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Angelique Duchemin
Serenity Prime
Kraken.
436
|
Posted - 2013.04.13 16:09:00 -
[690] - Quote
Huh... Tan lines.
I thought you promised to get rid of the snowball too.
We miss you Saede. |
Rain6637
Team Evil
868
|
Posted - 2013.04.13 16:15:00 -
[691] - Quote
any of you have luck finding a clone facility that will do piercings before you wake up, caldari navy is no-frills and I have to get it done every time I get a clone
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Angelique Duchemin
Serenity Prime
Kraken.
436
|
Posted - 2013.04.13 17:41:00 -
[692] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:any of you have luck finding a clone facility that will do piercings before you wake up, caldari navy is no-frills and I have to get it done every time I get a clone
I heard the sisters of Eve can arrange that. Though who knows what lewd things they may do to your naked clone before and even after you wake up.
Perhaps you're better off sticking with the navy.
We miss you Saede. |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
13335
|
Posted - 2013.04.13 17:45:00 -
[693] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:any of you have luck finding a clone facility that will do piercings before you wake up, caldari navy is no-frills and I have to get it done every time I get a clone
Are you afraid of the pain? Or is it just the time you dont want to spend?
We minmatar often get our tattoos done before waking up. Without them we feel naked and skinless. Maybe you can get something simelar arranged for piercings.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
455
|
Posted - 2013.04.13 17:57:00 -
[694] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:any of you have luck finding a clone facility that will do piercings before you wake up, caldari navy is no-frills and I have to get it done every time I get a clone
Ishukone provides me with any cloning service I desire.
Or you could always go Gallente.
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Rain6637
Team Evil
871
|
Posted - 2013.04.13 18:17:00 -
[695] - Quote
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
I heard the sisters of Eve can arrange that. Though who knows what lewd things they may do to your naked clone before and even after you wake up.
Perhaps you're better off sticking with the navy.
Sistahs of Eve???
Mizhir wrote:
Are you afraid of the pain? Or is it just the time you dont want to spend?
We minmatar often get our tattoos done before waking up. Without them we feel naked and skinless. Maybe you can get something simelar arranged for piercings.
it's always the same thing. clone's been ready for ages, then I need to jump in it, and no piercings. is it so hard to ask someone to pierce me up before I'm awake
Commissar Kate wrote:Ishukone provides me with any cloning service I desire. Or you could always go Gallente.
there's a reason we caldari women do our sitting work in caldari space........ :-D
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1493
|
Posted - 2013.04.13 22:26:00 -
[696] - Quote
*Indah is reading a news site, then sumbles upon an interesting piece:
Denizens of Star Citizen universe are being asked wether special characters should be allowed in names or callsigns, and so far 61% of voters stated that such names should be banned*
So, no "M@v3r!k" allowed? What a terribad loss!
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Rain6637
Team Evil
874
|
Posted - 2013.04.15 12:29:00 -
[697] - Quote
"it's hot drop o'cloooock!"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
4759
|
Posted - 2013.04.15 16:14:00 -
[698] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:At the private room upstairs, Yiole is temporally alone as Random went to some foraging at the bar. She's taking a nap on the sofa facing the door, leaning on her side with a knee forward and her hands under the neck and her cheek. She breathes softly and relaxed as her face displays a satisfied smile which is one of the reasons why men still bother themselves to chase women and follow them along the paths of their nature, even in such distant future, and even if they're mighty, immortal capsuleers. Yet another reason is how the sofa is conveniently facing the door, so Random will be greated by Yiole's silhouette, the steep angle of her waist, the full curve of her hip, and the evidence that she still didn't bothered to dress up.
Asleep, Yiole slightly changes her pose and moans softly, while a part of her brain gets ready to wake up and open her eyes at the sound of the door opening, to see Random's face as a subconcious mean to pick one of several courses of action...
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1499
|
Posted - 2013.04.15 22:04:00 -
[699] - Quote
*As awful news hit the TV, Indah just shifts channel looking for something else to think about. She's not unsensitive, but her experience with terrrorism is long and to a certain point personal. Once a bomb goes off by your home, that's a sound you'll never forget nor mistake for anything else*
Gallente channel #3147, random oldies
*On second thought, maybe Indah should just wash her eyes, go sleep and stop watching TV...*
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
525
|
Posted - 2013.04.16 03:13:00 -
[700] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*As awful news hit the TV, Indah just shifts channel looking for something else to think about. She's not unsensitive, but her experience with terrrorism is long and to a certain point personal. Once a bomb goes off by your home, that's a sound you'll never forget nor mistake for anything else* Gallente channel #3147, random oldies*On second thought, maybe Indah should just wash her eyes, go sleep and stop watching TV...*
I don't think we will ever know what goes on inside the minds of the Gallente, they be some strange cats.
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
33
|
Posted - 2013.04.16 09:22:00 -
[701] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Commissar Kate wrote:I don't think we will ever know what goes on inside the minds of the Gallente, they be some strange cats.
Meooow? =^.^=
*watches Gallente channel #3147*
AWWW c'est fantastique!!
my corp is my main |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
13604
|
Posted - 2013.04.16 14:08:00 -
[702] - Quote
Hello there Chloe. Are you busy in Kaltana? I rarely see you girls these days.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
21590
|
Posted - 2013.04.16 14:13:00 -
[703] - Quote
*drops down on stool*
Indah!
Rum and make it a big'un.
That and what do spanish people eat when drinking in bars? Some of that.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1502
|
Posted - 2013.04.16 20:10:00 -
[704] - Quote
Graygor wrote:*drops down on stool*
Indah!
Rum and make it a big'un.
That and what do spanish people eat when drinking in bars? Some of that.
Do you mean tapas?
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
33
|
Posted - 2013.04.16 20:31:00 -
[705] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Hello there Chloe. Are you busy in Kaltana? I rarely see you girls these days.
*ninjacuddles Miz and purrrrrs* \^.^/
Yep, a little busy in out of pod experience at the moment, but don't worry. :)
my corp is my main |
Yiole Gionglao
108
|
Posted - 2013.04.16 22:17:00 -
[706] - Quote
*Yiole left the shower room, fresh and dry after the authomated drier finished its cycle. TGFB won't spare efforts to make life more comfortable, and thus it's full of Gallentean gadgets. Another one are the robo-aides, like the one that had brought some clean clothes to Yiole.
- You really look used to these gadgets, don't you? -said Random from the bed, bemused at how that Caldari miner was like one with Gallentean decadence.
- Blame it on the Fazmarais, those girls are truely in love with all things decadent.
Random seated on the bed to watch Yiole as she dressed up, while the robo-aide handed her clothes. First, a strapless brasier, whose effect Randome appreciated with a grunt. Then, some silken panties.
- Huh, let me see those closer...
The fabric was pitch black, with little white five-pointed stars scattered around. On the front, the letters Y. G. where embroided in silver.
- Custom tailored?
- Of course.
Yiole turned around to show how the garment fitted to her curves. Random grunted again, enjoying the chance to watch quietly that muscular body and the smooth skin of her back, only interrumpted by the capsule plugs and a tattoed ankh cross between the lower plug and the waist.
The robo-aide then handed a black tank top to Yiole, and a leather skirt. Then Yiole went to make herself up at the bathroom. Random folllowed her and held her waist, slowly caressing her over the clothes as she used the nanite dispenser to apply a perfect make up, according to one of the hundreds of patterns stored in its memory.
- Hey, you're distracting me.
- But the machine does it all!
- You're distracting me, let me make up...
- Can I kiss you yet?
- You can now, the nanites just applied the color barrier...
Then the robo-aide handed Yiole her earrings, a small seal she wore on her right middle finger, and a touch of the metal-like parfume she used. Last, a slightly tattered flight jacket and a pair of high-heeled shoes.
- High heels? Aren't you tall enough?
- 1.86 under most conditions, yes. But then, these hips won't shape themselves if I spend all that time at zero G in nanite goo and then just put on some trainers...
- Grawrrr, me and most carnivores agree that shose hips are well worth of working out...
Yiole and Random kissed for a little while, then Yiole started moving towards the door.
- Will there be another time?
- Of course it will... maybe not a few days, but I'm totally open for replays of the same show... Take care out there and watch out for smurfs.
-Take care, love-miner...
As Yiole walked away, Random wondered what kind of encounters would be going on at all the quiet corners of the Greater Fool Bar... but was quite convinced that most wouldn't involve such extraordinary individuals as Yiole Gionglao.
|
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
607
|
Posted - 2013.04.16 23:02:00 -
[707] - Quote
I have been debating whether or not to try a darker hair color again, although I have grown like this blonde color quite a bit.
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Rain6639
Team Evil
257
|
Posted - 2013.04.17 04:21:00 -
[708] - Quote
me too
*runs away
EDM? you mean EFM |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
21833
|
Posted - 2013.04.17 04:50:00 -
[709] - Quote
Its a lovely morning today. I dont want to be at work i want to bum around on the beach!
And im never altering Grays avatar again except after fanfest when he will put his coat back on.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
5083
|
Posted - 2013.04.17 13:51:00 -
[710] - Quote
*Random walks into the common area of the bar and orders a coffee. He notices Gray passed out with his face mashed against the tapas that was served to him. A nudge rouses Gray from his sleep and he raises his head, olives from the tapas still clinging to his face.*
You really should cut down a bit, my friend. Maybe smaller glasses?
*Gray blearily focuses on Random and indignantly says*, I'll have you know sir, that I am just resting between bouts! Fighters have to dock sometime! Boxers need to go to their corners SOMETIME! I'm just in my corner....
*he falls face first onto a slice of baguette.*
*Random chuckles and takes the cup of coffee to a table. He pulls out his personal computer interface and gets down to business. There are things that need purchasing.*
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Yiole Gionglao
109
|
Posted - 2013.04.17 21:06:00 -
[711] - Quote
*Yiole walks to the karaoke stage, picks the microphone, picks a theme and starts singing*
Right after she repeats the refrain for the last time, Graygor eventually picks it and stands up, shouting:
- I heard gunfire! We are under attack! TO ARMS!!!
Then Graygor rushes to the door and advances five whole feet before falling unconscious, flat on his face and into some friendly arms that save his nose from taking serious floor aggro... |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1293
|
Posted - 2013.04.17 23:15:00 -
[712] - Quote
*just entered the bar and reacts quickly as Graygor falls again*
Uhhhh...unfortunately, I wasn't able to save your nose from harm, but your shades are fine. *smirks*
By the way... *looks around* Where's Bill??
My corp has my mainGäó |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
952
|
Posted - 2013.04.18 13:51:00 -
[713] - Quote
*Walks into the bar and hit the doorframe* I may have had something to drink before I came here... *walks up to the bar swaying* Ill take somethin' that'll sober me up.
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
5280
|
Posted - 2013.04.18 14:12:00 -
[714] - Quote
*orders another cup of coffee while watching the patronage*
Seems that Gray has had a general effect on the sobriety level recently.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
5545
|
Posted - 2013.04.19 13:39:00 -
[715] - Quote
Hmmm, weekend is almost here and the Swarm is planning on burning Jita.
*thinks a bit*
I feel that a party is in order. To celebrate the burning of Jita, we should have an open bar for the weekend.
I'll pick up the tab.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1514
|
Posted - 2013.04.19 13:43:00 -
[716] - Quote
*Browsing amateur online video channels, Indahmawar Fazmarai stumbles upon Burn Jita II. Not surprisingly, it looks as interesting as Burn Jita was and barely stands a chance against watch paint dry, so Indah will keept it tuned in a secondary screen to not miss any fun that gets to happen.*
Personally, I think I'll wait for the book...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
22533
|
Posted - 2013.04.19 13:48:00 -
[717] - Quote
Its odd reading about myself in 3rd person.
I really want WIS so we can have this for reals.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1515
|
Posted - 2013.04.19 13:56:00 -
[718] - Quote
*Indah notices how Graygor is baffled at the philosophical implications of being around TGFB. In her experience, what he needs now is some coffee whiskey*
Here, have this and don't try to get a meaning out of here.
*Indah raises her Garfield mug and drinks a toast of Coke Zero to Graygor's enlightment. On the screen behind her, someone claims that a lone Scorpion may have been killed at the Perimeter gate..*
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
22536
|
Posted - 2013.04.19 13:57:00 -
[719] - Quote
My CQ screen is modified to show Clear Skies.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1515
|
Posted - 2013.04.19 14:00:00 -
[720] - Quote
Graygor wrote:My CQ screen is modified to show Clear Skies.
I wish mine could look like this, with a functioning door...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
5547
|
Posted - 2013.04.19 14:00:00 -
[721] - Quote
*Random watches Graygor sip at the coffee whiskey and make faces. He bursts into laughter*
You may wish to concoct a Tea Whiskey for Gray. I think coffee offends his sensibilities.
Oh, and I meant what I said about the open bar.
*He sets a ISK account chip on the bar in front of her that has a number followed by a considerable amount of zeros*
While we dont necessarily need to watch the event, we should toast to it's burning.
Drinks on me, please. For the Weekend.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
5547
|
Posted - 2013.04.19 14:02:00 -
[722] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Graygor wrote:My CQ screen is modified to show Clear Skies. I wish mine could look like this, with a functioning door...
Hey! That back side looks familiar!
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
22543
|
Posted - 2013.04.19 14:22:00 -
[723] - Quote
Howd you get the graphics so white in that screenshot Indah?
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1516
|
Posted - 2013.04.19 20:08:00 -
[724] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Howd you get the graphics so white in that screenshot Indah?
After tinkering for half an hour with the screenshot (which already took a good while to capture), the final shot was:
- clone tool to remove the door button marker
- auto white balance
- minor histogram correction
- "Watercolor" special effect
- Gaussian blur
- 50% size reduction
Living in a perfect world, I would had made Yiole look taller. But with time and skill constraints, the picture sufficed to end the "Yiole meets Random" storyline.
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Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
Russian International Allegiance
113
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Posted - 2013.04.20 16:13:00 -
[725] - Quote
Jill visits the TGFB for the first time. Looks for a seat with the back to the wall, somewhere not to close to other people. She orders an Irish coffee and a glass of water, takes it to the table she picked.
An almost inaudible "perfect" slips from her lips. It's the satisfaction of socializing without actually talking to people. Just sitting at a table, back to the wall, observing ... and the most important: Nobody sitting in her discomfort zone. It's not a clearly defined zone. But if you were to breach that comfort zone, you'd most likely get punched. At least that's how Jill pictures it in her mind.
She reaches into her pockets. Her fingers are feeling the different textures, until she pats down what she was looking for. She pulls a small device out of her pocket, a music player. She untangles the earplugs, fits them into her ears and shuts the world out of her mind with her music.
Jill sips from her cup of Irish coffee, it's still to hot ... but that's ok, it will cool down eventually. At least she's not forced to talk to anyone and nobody is paying attention to her. It's a perfect day.
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Yiole Gionglao
109
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Posted - 2013.04.20 22:30:00 -
[726] - Quote
*Yiole Gionglao steps into TGFB, walking fast, her face furrowed. She barely answers to Indah's greeting and hastily drinks from her glass before spitting:
Do you know...? You know who's an ass*ole? Jack C., he's an ass*ole!
*Yiole bows her head and grumpily stares at the glass. Indah sees the thunderclouds gathering on Yiole's forehead and decides to let her blow out steam on her own for a while, before enquiring...* |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
1074
|
Posted - 2013.04.21 19:26:00 -
[727] - Quote
*After being instapopped in a destroyer by an 8 man instalock thrasher gang, Sheimi starts to wonder if space flight is even worth her time as she drinks a beer at the bar*
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Yiole Gionglao
109
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Posted - 2013.04.21 21:30:00 -
[728] - Quote
Huh, where's Ishtanchuk when I need her? I've had the most boring mission in ages, slowly chewing 270,000 ISK cruisers in a Lvl2 fit. I even had to buy a couple of heavy launchers to break their tank.
Indah, sweetheart, when will you decide for a Cane fit of your liking? I am a miner, you should do that mission stuff yourself...
*Indahmawar looks loosely at Yiole, shrugs and then sinks her head back into the Fitting Tool again. Yiole looks over her shoulder and sees a mail open on a secondary screen*
Is that a picture of Ish? But, where in the universe is she...? |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
5772
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Posted - 2013.04.22 15:58:00 -
[729] - Quote
*Random is in the center of the bar sweeping up broken glass and debris*
"You know, we have staff to take care of that?" a voice echoes. Random looks up to see Indah stroll across the room with Garfield mug in hand. "Not that I dont mind. You, I don't have to pay." she says as she takes a seat at the bar, watching.
He grins as he sweeps up the last of the debris and dumps it in the trash. "I figured it was the least I could do since it was sort of my responsibility. I'm sure replacing the light fixture and repairing that rail will take me very little time" he said, gesturing to the damages inflicted on the bar from the Burn Jita party. The grin turned wolfish and he gave a slight bow, "I'll get started on it right away"
"Why?" asked Indah, taking a sip from the mug.
"Why should I fix it right away?" asked Random, the wolfish smile still in place. "Because it is your bar and I'd hate to have ill will between us."
"No," replied Indah, "why are you here? It's not that I don't mind but you have a fairly expensive room that you've inhabited now for some time. You mostly drink coffee with only the occasional indulgence. You did not drink during your 'hosting' of the little party, despite the fact you acted like you had." Indah settled into the chair and cast a level gaze at Random. "I know, because we track these sorts of things. Now, unless you indulged a bit in your room, of which you went back five times and spent a total of six and a half hours, I'm not quite sure what to make of you. So, I'll ask you again, why are you here?"
He cast a sidelong look towards Indah. Her posture was neutral, watching him with intense eyes.
The smile faded. He looked intensely to the floor, then raised his head and to the imaginary distance. "I'm looking for something I've lost." he said, standing very still. "I'm looking for my....
The word was lost as the door opened with a sharp bang as Yiole storms up the bar and snarls out her order. Random looks up to see the furious Yiole snap up her drink and slam half the contents. Indah turns to her with a concerned look as Yiole begins.
"Do you know...? You know who's an ..."
Random sees that Indah will take care of her friend and quietly slips from the room. As Yiole draws into her drink, Indah gives her friend some time, but stays close for support. She turns and notices that Random has left, giving them some privacy in the nearly deserted bar.
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
45323
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Posted - 2013.04.22 16:02:00 -
[730] - Quote
Jill Xelitras wrote:Jill visits the TGFB for the first time. Looks for a seat with the back to the wall, somewhere not to close to other people. She orders an Irish coffee and a glass of water, takes it to the table she picked.
An almost inaudible "perfect" slips from her lips. It's the satisfaction of socializing without actually talking to people. Just sitting at a table, back to the wall, observing ... and the most important: Nobody sitting in her discomfort zone. It's not a clearly defined zone. But if you were to breach that comfort zone, you'd most likely get punched. At least that's how Jill pictures it in her mind.
She reaches into her pockets. Her fingers are feeling the different textures, until she pats down what she was looking for. She pulls a small device out of her pocket, a music player. She untangles the earplugs, fits them into her ears and shuts the world out of her mind with her music.
Jill sips from her cup of Irish coffee, it's still to hot ... but that's ok, it will cool down eventually. At least she's not forced to talk to anyone and nobody is paying attention to her. It's a perfect day.
*Alice Sit opposite Jill and Stares at her*
*Just Smiles and Says Nothing*
|
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
1119
|
Posted - 2013.04.22 16:10:00 -
[731] - Quote
*walks out of the bar with the feeling of not being noticed.*
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
5782
|
Posted - 2013.04.22 16:19:00 -
[732] - Quote
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:*walks out of the bar with the feeling of not being noticed.*
*As Sheimi walks out of the bar deep within her own thoughts, a voice startles her out of her introspection*
"Don't take it personally."
She jumps back for distance and drops into a fighting crouch. A bald man is standing just outside the door. He raises his arms to show he is unarmed. "Easy, easy." he laughs. "Dont take it too personally. Usually the place is much friendlier."
Sheimi starts to speak, a handful of emotions passing across her face.
"Might I recommend the Coffee Whiskey. It's....unusual." the man says with a wink as he turns and strolls away.
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Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
1149
|
Posted - 2013.04.22 17:30:00 -
[733] - Quote
*after hearing random actually pay attention to her presence, Sheimi turns around and sits at the bar again*
*hesitantly* I'll have the Coffee... Whiskey? I heard that was.... good.
*Waits patiently for the drink to have it suddenly materialize before her eyes*
Wow, fast service... where is the bartender?
*Drinks it, and decides she likes it and starts indulging herself with the coffee, looking for someone to converse with*
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Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
Russian International Allegiance
117
|
Posted - 2013.04.22 20:47:00 -
[734] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:*Alice Sit opposite Jill and Stares at her* *Just Smiles and Says Nothing*
Suddenly Jill takes a keen interest in the ceiling of the bar ... all while her throat tightens up, the mouth gets all dry. The skin of her face reaches melting point. The air above her ears must be flickering like the air over fiery hot sand she once witnessed on a Matar planet.
Jill forces herself to look at a different part of the ceiling now. "Let's not look awkward now", she tells herself. "They are probably all looking now. No wonder, I'm flashing like the overheat warning on my high-racks ... why high-racks, why couldn't I think of high-slots." A panicky look into that girls greenish eyes. "Did I just look at her boobs and got caught ?" The temperature shoots up another 100-¦.
Forcefully Jill moves her sight to seem as if she looked through those deep eyes, now past the bright red hair, far into the distance towards the bar.
"Freckles
- bar, look at the bar.
- white teeth in a black ring of moisty lips
- the bar, concentrate, don't look at her and she will stop looking at you.
- pale soft skin ... so white.
- the bar, there's always some reason to look at the bar.
- green eyes, like precious stones, staring ...
- maybe the roof again ?
- glowing red hair, left and rigth from her face and some streaks falling almost into her eyes.
- floor ? Let's look at the floor. No, the glass, the floor is obvious.
- ... and freckles"
Jill picks up her glass and forces a gulp of water down.
A small giggle drowned in another quick sip of water as Jill tries to prevent her muscles from pulling her mouth into a grinning smile. A very unexpected thought had crossed her mind. She tries to imagine how she must look like from the outside. How she must have gone from blushing to blushing as each ridiculous thought passed through her silly brain. "Like a blinking alarm button, all that's missing is the glaring alarm signal".
Jill, calmed down a bit, tightening her grip on the glass. It feels reassuring ... and ... it's not empty.
"If it was empty, it would look suspicious, wouldn't it, my dear."
Staring at the table Jill pretends to be caught up in some important or at least distracting thoughts. She slowly brings her left hand to her ear. Tugging her hair behind the ear and pulling the earpiece of her music player out of the left ear. She wanted to reassure herself that the bar was still filled with noise.
There might have been a discomforting silence after all. People might have heard all of Jill's thoughts and could have been staring at her for minutes.
But there was only one person staring at Jill all the time. ... and slowly that person didn't really feel like a stranger anymore ... "after all we have just gone through ..."
Jill looks at the girl in front of her. "Hello, I'm Jill. ... Hi, you come here often ? My name's Jill by the way. ... Jill ... and stretching my hand out ... maybe ?"
- Hello.
"Did I just say that loud ? ... Loud enough for her to hear ? Should I repeat it louder ?"
Quick sip from the glass ...
Join the in-game channel 'The Greater Fool Bar' now.
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Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14604
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Posted - 2013.04.22 21:30:00 -
[735] - Quote
Miz enters the bar and notices that Alice is sitting with a woman she hasn't seen before. Miz walks down to their table and greets Alice.
"Hello Alice, nice to see you again. Who is this friend of yours?"
And before anyone react, she turns around and shakes Jill's hand while saying:
"And Hello to you. I am Mizhir Starsurge, but they usually just call me Miz. Nice to meet you.... Are you new here? I haven't seen you before. But welcome to the bar, it's a nice place to drink and relax."
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
Russian International Allegiance
117
|
Posted - 2013.04.22 22:27:00 -
[736] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:And before anyone react, she turns around and shakes Jill's hand while saying:
"And Hello to you. I am Mizhir Starsurge, but they usually just call me Miz. Nice to meet you.... Are you new here? I haven't seen you before. But welcome to the bar, it's a nice place to drink and relax."
Two very long seconds pass.
Jill turns, eyes first, head follows at a slow and mechanical pace, slowly looking up at Mizhir.
"He-hello. Jill. I'm Jill.", she utters shyly.
Jill is still unsure how her hand managed to get into Mizhir's hand ... or wether it is ok to retract it now. She clenches her glass now with two hands and looks very awkwardly up to Miz.
Despite the background noise in the bar, Jill can hear the servos in Mizhir's monocle zoom in on her.
Join the in-game channel 'The Greater Fool Bar' now.
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Yiole Gionglao
109
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Posted - 2013.04.23 07:28:00 -
[737] - Quote
Sitting by the bar, Yiole finished lsiitng the amny reason why Jack. C is an ass*hole, unaware on ho w they dn't convince Indah that the whole incident that triggered Yiole's anger was trivial and could be tracked back to Yiole being in her women's days... but she abstaiend to commnt as Yiole was calm and tinkered with her pad.
- Ah, here! Do you know what did I fidn yesterday?
- No, what's it?
- Here, look at this file. It was corrupted by some formatting issue but it still is readable... here, have a look.
Yiole hands her pad to Indah, and Indah opens the highlighted file.
Quote:Name: Gionglao, Yiole
Alias: "Coconut" (Junior FMWF League)
Gender: Female
Birth date: YC 84.11.07
Soma: Born
Height: 186 cm
Weight: 78 kg
Race: Achura
Tattoos: Alpha letter on inside left thigh. Omega letter on inside right thigh. Ankh cross on the back.
Scars: Capsuleer plugs. Surgical scar on left ankle.
Amputations: No
Malformations: No
Eye prosthesis: No
Corpulence: Muscular
Skin color: Fair
Culture level: Average
Accent: central Caldari
Hair length: Short
Hair color: Black
Hair type: Smooth
Eye color: Blue
Quote:Name: Fazmarai, Ishtanchuk
Alias: None known
Gender: Female
Birth date: YC 83.02.09
Soma: AA+ clone by Lai Dai Corp.
Height: 162 cm
Weight: 60 kg
Race: Khanid
Tattoos: None
Scars: capsuleer plugs. Small burn on left shoulder.
Amputations: No
Malformations: No
Eye prosthesis: No
Corpulence: Average
Skin color: red tan
Culture level: High
Accent: Tash-Murkon
Hair length: Long
Hair color: Black
Hair type: Wavy
Eye color: Brown
Quote:Name: Fazmarai, Indahmawar
Alias: None known
Gender: Female
Birth date: YC 93.10.07
Soma: Born
Height: 167 cm
Weight: 54 kg
Race: Khanid
Tattoos: none
Scars: Capsuleeer plugs
Amputations: No
Malformations: No
Eye prosthesis: No
Corpulence: Slender
Skin color: light olive
Culture level: High
Accent: Tash-Murkon
Hair length: Short
Hair color: Dark brown
Hair type: Smooth
Eye color: Green
At first, Indah can't undertsand what she is seeing, but then she reminds it and blushes.
- Huh... is that from our police records?
Yiole laguhs and smiles .
- Yes, can you bleive it? That fiels has been hangign around for years and ti sjut surfaced yesterday! What emmries, don't they?
Indha reminds, actually, and she keep lushing. The whole incident, seen with perspective, was a turning point in the mutual friendship between the Fazmarai cousins and Yiole Gionglao, but also a painful experience for Indah.
- Yes, I recall... don't know exactly how it started, but I recall there was a brawl...
- Well, of course there was a brawl. Those dykes just were picking a fight and made a serious mistake.
Indah remembered. They where in some gallentean city, "enjoying" what Yiole and Ish meant to be Indah's exposure to real life. Indah just had finished her capsuleer training and was a bit confused about the loss of control over her life that she had been experiencing in the months before. As they strolled along the fun quarter, the three women ran onto a small gang of young girls dressed bizarrely and Yiole whispered a name, which meant nothing to Indah. The little gang picked Yiole being a Caldarian and began taunting her and making some references about "sharing the tightypu***s". With the acquired malevolence of bullying, the gang quickly identified Indah as the weakest link, and albeit Yiole tried to defuse the situation, the gang outnumbered them and things became physical quite fast. One of the gang girls attempted to strip off the upper part of Indah's dress and was rewarded with a punch, and a quarrel ensued.
Indah did what she could to hold the line and not be picked apart, using the few essentials of fighting she had been taught during her capsuleer training, but all in all Yiole carried the weigh of the fight. As she applied combat techniques, three of the gang girls ended up too injured to fight, and the brawl peaked when one of the remaining gang girls drew out a knife. Yiole reacted quickly and mercilessly disabled her, breaking both her arms. The gang girl started shouting in pain and crying and the fight stopped, and Yiole was about to destroy her knees when the rest of the gang fled and police intervened.
The policemen weren't happy to see that a single Caldari had made a mess with the best scoundrel in the city, and their disappointment just grew when they noticed that the three victim/agressors where capsuleers. Then they saw that Yiole was armed as she carried a small pistol and a sinister device which later was identified as a Thermal Peacemaker. Albeit policemen weren't aware on how TP's work, they knew that they are considered WMD, and that some capsuleers carry them for a extremely damaging and gruesome self-defense against angry mobs.
Thus, the three women where charged for breaching of peace and ended up at the central police station.
(continues) |
Yiole Gionglao
109
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Posted - 2013.04.23 08:08:00 -
[738] - Quote
(continued)
As they suffered the check-in routine, Indah felt very depressd, and she had to resource to all her self control and scrap every shred of higher class dignity to not break down in tears, at least until she met Ish and Yiole at a confinement cell, waiting to meet the judge next morning.
Indah looked for Ish, and when she saw her disheveled hair and clothes, and how she was obviouly stiffing her upper lip, Indah bursted in tears. Ish quickly held her in her arms, kissing her cheeks and started sobbing along, mumbling:
- There, there, it's OK... nothing bad wil happen... I assure you...
Yiole was a bit amused but also was sensitive enough to understand that her friends weren't used to such kind of close, personal violence. Albeit Ish had disabled one of the gang girls herslef, Yiole knew that at a certain point she considered holding the Fazmarai on her arms and firing the thermal peacemaker. That was the thought that bothered she most as it felt like a personal failure; killing everyone in meters around should not be something you end up doing on a weekend evening. Staying away from the gang girls would had been a wiser move, maybe, or why not just notice they were picking a fight and not just jerking at some tourists.
As the Fazmarais comforted each other, Yiole figured that it all would end well. She had a license for the pistol and escalating the TP issue probably was more than what that baclwater city council would like to do, specially with two Khanid noblewomen mixed in. Yiole convinced the Fazmarais to try to sleep and she laid on a bunk herslef. At some point, she noticed Indah's smooth breathing as Ish emabraced her, and then Ish fell asleep too. Yiole barely closed her eyes and her mind wandered about the TP, how the device casted a massive thermal shield that engulfed the carrier and a small space around him, and how then the tip fo the device, which was left outside of the shield, bursted in a matter-antimatter reaction whose gamma radation was distorted into a subspace pocket and become pure infrarred. Yiole had learned to use TP from one of the craftsmen who manufactured them on demand, and she remembered the test firing and the momentary agony when the shield vanished and overheat air slammed on her. That, and how everything 20 meters around had been incinerated. "People looks funny after that. The side hit by the TP is charred to the bones and the opposite side is merely boiled. They look like poorly made burguers. And the heat wave is enough to burn exposed skin even if the blast has incinerated through the thick of several bodies...". Yes. The craftsman enjoyed his deadly toys. He even joked on how it was a miracle that capsuleers didn't ran around firing those things into random crowds.
Yiole closed her eyes and suddenly it was morning -she had fell asleep after all. She was right about what woud the justice do, and by noon, the main concern of the three women was breakfast. Indah was childishly happy and grumpy at once over her empty belly and how the whole issue had been "a waste of time". Later, Yiole got a copy of the police records.
Back to TGFB, Yiole and Indah looked each other. They had been recalling the events and shared a understanding look.
- Huh, was just a story after all. And you were so grumpy about your empty belly... -Yiole laughed
- Well, I was just trying to leave that awful night behind...
- Was a good time all in all.
- I can live wihout any more such good times... |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1531
|
Posted - 2013.04.23 20:12:00 -
[739] - Quote
*Yiole gets a mail from Ish, who keeps touring the universe*
Hi, sweetie
Look a this guy, should I try and hire him?
xxx,
Ish
Wow.
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Khergit Deserters
964
|
Posted - 2013.04.23 22:14:00 -
[740] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
::Khergit looks up from his datapad:: Whoa, check this out! Somehow that tune triggered me to think of Shoshin, a band my friend's husband promotes. So I'm looking for Shoshin's website, but instead end up on a site with an interview with their engineer-producer Joel Hamilton. And it turns out that he was also the engineer-producer for The Black Keys' most recent album. Freaky coincidence connection, eh?
[Not trolling, that's exactly what happened.] |
Savnire Jacitu
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
141
|
Posted - 2013.04.24 00:11:00 -
[741] - Quote
De-cloaks by bar to steal various bottles and quickly recloaks after flipping everyone off.
<corrupt> |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
1283
|
Posted - 2013.04.24 22:10:00 -
[742] - Quote
*Turns on her Datapad with this*
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
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Yiole Gionglao
109
|
Posted - 2013.04.25 22:20:00 -
[743] - Quote
*Yiole looks at some pictures which Indah sent to her earlier*
Huh? Is this stuff real?
*Yiole inspects the image closely*
No, no way... she's wearing stockings and there are no stockings in New Eden. Must be from some alternate universe... |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1293
|
Posted - 2013.04.26 09:32:00 -
[744] - Quote
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:*Turns on her Datapad with this*
*listens to the beautiful and strangely familiar sounds*
It...It's...It's full of stars... (^.^)
My corp has my mainGäó |
Yiole Gionglao
109
|
Posted - 2013.04.26 21:54:00 -
[745] - Quote
*Yiole Gionglao enters TGFB and wlks to the bar, n and there she met Indah. She's sitttng on a stool with a young infant in her arms and yiole says, bemused:
- Wow, did i miss something? Is that yours, sweetie?
Indah blushes and starts to talk, but then several women start talking too, interrumpting each other:
- Huh. no, is...
- Is not hers, she's Mae's.
- She's just holding her while Mae went...
- She's in the ladies room and the girl just offered to hold her baby...
- She's quite gentle.
- Yes, she is...
- Oh, don't they be a lovely scene?
Yiole looks around and gets a clearer picture; there are several young women on a quiet corner, sitting by several tables in a circle and surrounded by a small cloud of small children. Looking for patrons, Yiole notices Graygor partially drunk and seating stiffly, looking with a lost expression at a cup of tea-tea in front of him. Random is busily taking notes on his pad and nods at Yiole, then blows a kiss to her and Yiole sticks her tongue back.
- So, whats going on here?
- Well, you know it's been some quiet days lately and...
The infant begins to stir and bumps on Indah's shoulder with her little fist.
- Hush, hush, just wait, your mom will be back in a minute...
- Maybe she's hungry -grins Yiole.
- Haw haw, how funny.
- Now seriously, are you opening The Greater Fool Kindergarten?
- No, no, it's just...
A young woman comes back from the toilet rooms and takes the infant from Indah's arms.
- Thank you, Ms. Fazam.. Faze...
- Indah, just Indah...
- Thank you, Indah
- And so?
- Well, there's been some quiet days lately and I learned that the cafeteria on the next floor is closed for refurbishing... and so i figured it would be a good idea to have a "quiet hour" so the customers there can come here after picking their children at the kindergarten.
Upon hearing "quiet hour", Graygor moans and takes a sip of his tea-tea.
- So you mean we're gonna have some moms around? Really?
- Well, do you remember that truckload of Nutella we couldn't get rid of?
Yiole shakes her head and looks at Indah, but can't decide wether she's kidding or is serious as she stares at her with those beautiful green eyes. Then, Yiole walks to the tables where the women are sitting, avoiding a determined 3 years old who's speeding between the furnitures.
- So, how's the mom business going...?
From his corner, Random stops taking notes as he looks at the scene, two capsuleer women and their ordirnary counterparts, and all around them, the ordinary children of ordinary people... and then he notices he can't recall to ever have heard of a pregnant capsuleer. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1544
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Posted - 2013.04.27 13:48:00 -
[746] - Quote
So you haz a saddie?
Watch this, sweetie:
Gallente channel #0948
xxx,
Ish
Nice... Ish has got all sort of weird stuff...
*Indah starts dancing along, shaking her hips and shoulders, waving her arms and babbling nonsense about horses and ponies and making children*
Anda punya beperaba kuda, beperapa poni, mari kita membuat anak-anak!
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1793
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Posted - 2013.04.27 16:09:00 -
[747] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
*Kate shakes her head and mutters the words " I will never understand will never understand how the Gallente come up with all this nonsense"*
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
24047
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Posted - 2013.04.27 16:12:00 -
[748] - Quote
I've always thought of this as the most Gallente song ever, as it contains high tech, sex appeal, and makes me think of some rich Gallente girl going shopping.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
15281
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Posted - 2013.04.28 11:34:00 -
[749] - Quote
*Mizhir and Ms. Sunshine enter the bar while conversing about the next steps of ShineGÇÖs objectives in Blue Republic. Miz:
-The ships will most likely be moved within this week. However there might be some changes in your training.
- What changes?
- Well, I won 5000 drones from a drunk republican, but since I am using the t2 ones, I had no use for them myself. So I intend them to go to you instead and you will need the skills to GǪ
Miz notices all the women with their kids swarming the bar:
- What theGǪ?
And rushes towards Indah:
- ehmm, Did I something pass over my head or did I just enter the wrong bar?
Indah explains the situation while Miz goes from totally confused to slightly confused. She then orders 2 drinks and tells Shine to find a table. But instead Shine nears a woman sitting with her infant in her arms.
- awww, he is cute. How old is he?
- Only 3 months, but he grows really fast.
- Ohh wow, I thought he was 5 months. They really grow fast those small beasts.
- Yeah I wish they would stay small for longer. Soon he will be playing with toy ships and before I realize it, he will be flying his own ship.
The conversation gets interrupted as a small ice cube strikes in the back of ShineGÇÖs head.
- Ohh, I gotta go. Got some business to do. It was nice to speak with you.
Shine goes to the table where Miz is waiting. Shine:
- awww, those babies are so cute. I really want one too.
- You are a capsuleer, you are immortal and you donGÇÖt grow old like normal people do. You got plenty of time for babies once you have traveled the universe. But do you really think that the life of a capsuleer is something that mixes well with the life of being a parent?
- ehmm, I guess?
- You are still new to this. I think you will change your mind when you realize what it is all about. But letGÇÖs discuss what we are supposed to discuss. You will be in Blue soon and there are skills you need to learn the old fashioned way instead of injecting the skillbooks.
Miz starts explaining some basic piloting maneuvers and as they progress, Shine forgets about all the baby thoughts. Miz goes through all kinds of methods to use speed as an advantage, but after several minutes of explaining a slingshot maneuver Shine still doesnGÇÖt get it. Miz then gets her pen from her purse and grabs a napkin.
-Let me draw it for you then. You see. If this is you and this is the enemy pilot who is kiting you. If he is already burning away from you it is great, but otherwise burn towards him. Then suddenly turn away and burn in the straight opposite direction.
- How is that going to help?
-I will get to it soon. The sudden change in direction will often take the enemy pilot by surprise and it will usually take some time before he reacts. But in the mean time you will both be far away from each other and you will be out of his point range. Either you will be able to escape or you will attempt to catch him. With him burning towards you, you will suddenly turn around. Both of you will be nearing each other at high speed and unless he reacts fast, you will end close enough to scram him.
- Ahh smart.
As Miz goes into more details that drawing gets more and more complicated and ends up as a mess of arrows in all kind of directions. Graygor walks past the table and sees the drawing.
- ThatGÇÖs a beautiful drawing you got there little girl. If you ask nicely I am sure that the other kids will let you use some of their crayons to colour it.
Graygor has a wide grin plastered on his face and Miz throws him a look that would make the most hardened pirate **** his pants. GraygotGÇÖs grin gets wider as he slowly steps towards the bar. Shine is laughing out loud and tries to stop when Miz looks back at her.
- Sorry, but you should have seen your face when he said that. When I find a man I hope he got a great humour like Graygor got.
Miz sighs:
-Fine, we are done for today. You can go and play with the kids. I have realized that it is mean of me to prevent you from playing with someone of your own age.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Yiole Gionglao
109
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Posted - 2013.04.28 14:20:00 -
[750] - Quote
Yiole is seating by the bar as she watches indah dancing along the tune that Ish sent to her. On a corner, Mizhir and Ms. Sunshine are talking about something until Graygor passes by, says something and gets a 20 kilotons look from Miz, which can't break his alcoholic tank. Ms. Sunshine leaves Miz and waves at Yiole, which answers unconsciously; the work of sorting the stuff locked into a old copy of her pad has been keping Yiole busy for a while, and she can't but sigh at the badly timed coincidence as she opens an old file.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai on YC103.04.18 wrote:Hi, Yiole
I am glad that you're beginning to take this issue seriously, as many capsuleer women aren't aware of it. It's not on the record, to say so, as the Jove didn't went into this details and clone companies don't want to scare customers away.
Let me insist that there are many reason why you should consider preserving some egg cells, even if you don't plan to having any children or think as many do, that clone immortality is the solution to death. But this is not a matter of life of death, not even a matter of meetign and loving the right man, but it's a matter of who you are, a question of identity.
I will not bother you with the philosophical details, i am aware that you're a caldarian and all I could say, would sound like Amarrrian religious gibberish. But as capsuleers, we're prone to engage into lives that will hurt our humanity and our identity, sooner or later. Violent death in space aside, there are factors like the temptation to escape aging through a fresher clone, the threat of tedium and jading, and the very integration with the pod itself, that may twist your mind or cast doubts on who you are when (not if, but when) dark times catch up with your life.
Everyone reaches that point, sooner or later, and capsuleers are more prone to end up locked in the worst lanes of thought. There's that ugly little secret about capsuleers who kill themselves out of their pods (and yes, they do exist, even freelancer capsuleers do it).
When those dark times come, it would be beneficial to you to remember who you are now, and maybe won't be then; a woman, daughter of a woman, daughter of an uninterrumpted lineage of lifebringers. Then you will need your fertility, and you will be out of luck if you trusted the clone companies and their botchy pocedures to clone egg cells. This technology was made by men, for men, and egg cell cloning was just a second thought. Cloned egg cells are failing miserably to do the task, and they won't just fail to be fertilized, but they miscarry in numbers that would frighten the public opinion if they knew.
Jove sure have their ways to keep having babies, but in new Eden, if a female capsuleer wants to keep the abbility to breed, she better will preserve some of her original egg cells while she cans. It's the best investment you can do on your future wellbeing.
The clinic i told you in my last mail is a perfect solution. I did extensive research before doing it myself and it all went very well. They will guide and counsel you on some of the fine details, and albeit it is an uncomfortable procedure from start to end, you could repent for all your life if you didn't did while you can.
Meet me anytime if you want to talk this in person.
Sincerely,
Ishtanchuk
Hearing to the noise coming from the moms' corner, Yiole shuts down the pad and leaves it on the table. She looks at some spot on the ceiling, while she taps softly on the table. Then, she mumbles:
- Two years ago yet...
And then she wonders to herself wether Indah will know how to meet with Ish, so they can talk in person. |
Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
230
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Posted - 2013.04.28 16:49:00 -
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*enters the bar, noticing some strangely new but also familiar scenes. As walking straight to the bar she greets Miz and her new company while noticing Graygor sitting head first on a chair but also safe and secure alcohol tanked.
Noticing some grayish clouds over Yioles head, she quickly ninjacuddles her while securing the safety lock of her TP unnoticed*
Time for BOOZE!! \(^.^)/
my corp is my main |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1569
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Posted - 2013.04.29 13:56:00 -
[752] - Quote
Khanid Channel #0307: Iron Man 3 trailer
Houm... feels like it's missing something...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
6486
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Posted - 2013.04.29 14:28:00 -
[753] - Quote
Random chuckles at Yiole sticking her tongue out at him. He's sure it was meant playfully but he stops to hold the image in his mind. More and more often, he finds himself doing that. He's not exactly sure what it is about her that keeps distracting him. He shakes his head, time to focus on work.
"You look funny."
He looks up from his datapad to see a cherubic little girl watching him. He was aware of the daycare remodelling up one level and was a bit surprised to see that the contingent had gathered in the bar. In the bar of all places. Ah, Gallente...
"And why do you think that?" Random responds, giving the little girl a smile.
"'Cause you have no hairs on your head.", she responds with the innocence of youth. A brief smirk crosses Random's face at the comment and he sets down the datapad to focus more intently on the child.
"Hunh, people that have no 'hairs' on their head are called 'bald'." Random says with mock seriousness. "I'm guessing your daddy has 'hairs'?"
"Both my mommy and daddy have hairs on their head and my mommy says that people that have no hairs on their head might be sick and need to go to the hospital where doctors put stuff into them to make their hairs grow back." responded the girl, handling a small stuffed doll. "I think you went to the hospital and the doctors put stuff into you but your hairs didn't grow and you must be sick."
Random erupts into a laugh, drawing the attention of a few of the patrons and a fair few of the gathered mothers in the bar. Speaking through the last of the laughter, he asks "Now, why do you say that?"
"'Cause you got that thing around your eye", she responds.
His hand goes to the scar around his eye. Before he became a capsuleer, before he could afford the medical nightmare that would make himself effectively immortal, he had served aboard Matari warships as an engineeer. There was battle. The Matari forces often warred with the Amarr, particularly when a slave system was discovered. More often than not, any Matari were so hopelessly addicted to Vitoc and with no cure, there was no rescue. However, the warships made the slaveowners pay. With their lives. It wasn't always easy, the particular battle where Random earned the scar was the battle when Random had saved enough for the conversion to capsuleer. Burning engine rooms, the smell of blood and cooking meat, the wash of heat and shrapnel still haunted his dreams, even when the psych evaluation required before conversion showed nothing abnormal. He looked down at the little girl and gave her a wan smile. Out of the mouth's of babes....
"Would you like to play a game?" he asked, smirking.
"Yes," she responded. "What kind of game?"
Random quickly cleared the screen on his datapad and set up what appeared to be more data transactions. "It's a different kind of game. I'll show you some things that you can buy and sell. You do know how to read, yes?" The little girl nodded as she jumped into the seat next to him. Random turned the datapad around to face her and showed her how to work the touch screen. He concluded with "...and this little bar on the left side will show you how much money you have made. Do you think you understand?"
The little girl nodded and began pushing buttons on the datapad, apparently at random. He took a moment to cast a look up to Yiole who was conversing at the bar when a "ding" sound emitted from the datapad. Random turned in disbelief. She looked innocently up at him and said "I winned." and smiled. Random looked at the datapad is disbelief. In the span of 30 seconds, she took an imaginary one million isk and increased it twentyfold.
Random cast a shrewd look at the little girl and asked "Are you willing to try it again?" The little girl nodded and up the stakes and the 'ante'. He smirked as he handed the datapad to the little girl and watched her face. Her fingered danced upon the touch screen as she screwed up her face in concentration. A minute later, the datapad gave a "ding" and she handed it back to Random saying "I winned again."
"Gwynna...." a call came from the gathered group of mothers. "Gwynna dear, leave that man alone, honey. Can't you see he is working?" replied a shapely but matronly woman. She sputtered apologies as she pulled the little girl away but all Random could do was wave an acknowledgement. He stared blankly at the datapad. This was a basic exercise taught for trading on the market. It was used in advanced capsuleer studies to help prepare them and teach them how to wield the fortunes of empires. Random gaped as he looked at the pad. In the span of one minute, the little girl Gwynna, had converted a ten million isk bankroll into well over 276 million.
He set the datapad down carefully on the table and walked up to the bar.
"I'll take a double of the strongest stuff you have." The look of shagrin plain on his face.
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Dragonv2
unfair pleasure
Elemental Tide
3
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Posted - 2013.04.29 18:08:00 -
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*walks into the bar has the smell of cooked bacon, takes a seat off in the corner*
Ill take a whiskey, on the rokhs
*mutters to self*
thats the last time i inspect a damm matar engine |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1575
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Posted - 2013.04.29 21:36:00 -
[755] - Quote
As the mothers leave the bar, Indah gets back to her daily work. Yiole asked her how to meet with Ish, but Indah couldn't help; she knows that Ish will just disappear each now and then, sending news when she feels like it but rarely giving a contact adress, and that trend just grew stronger since she became a capsuleer and died.
As Indah reads a memo on some troubles going on at the back rooms, she's startled when a young woman adresses her.
- Ms. Indah?
Indah notices that the young woman is Mae, the mother of the infant girl she was holding earlier.
- Oh hi, Mae. Is something wrong?
- No, it's all well, but, I think... I may... i would... well, could you talk? I mean, can I talk to you?
Indah looks closely at Mae. She's a Gallentean, taller than Indah -that's not unusual- and with a plain looking face, with big eyes, a long nose and a large mouth which shout "Gallentean". She may be like 23 or 24... barely older than Indahmawar.
- Why, of course. What's the matter?
- Well, you're the first capsuleer i meet and... well.. feels... err... like a person I could meet...
- You mean I don't look like on dramas?
- Well, yes... I would not dare to talk ot a capsuleer unless...
- I get it. But here at the Greater Fool Bar we are an odd gang. The average capsuleer surely it's like what dramas portray. Many are worst. What was the point?
- I... well. I want to ask something... About her -Mae vaguely points at the baby in the pram.
- Oh yes, she's cute. Very quiet compared to the others.
- Well, she's a very good girl.
- What's her name?
- Ah, we call her Chribbette
- Chibret?
- No, no... Chribbette, you know, like the famous capsuleer...
- You mean Chribba?
- Yes... we thought that.. well.. was like a nice name, better than Maevaline. Maevalines don't reach far in life.
The harsh tone in Mae's voice surprises Indah and she can't answer.
- But don't think i'm going to rant. We're here at least, Chriby is such a good girl and this place is better than that godawful desert...
- Desert?
- Yes, we used to live in a desert... the place was so dry and hot that the insulation on the wiring cracked and then whenever it rained, there were short-circuits everywhere. A really awful operation, no place for a family no matter the wages.
- So you moved to a space station?
- Yes, it is better this way. And here Chriby can have friends. But then, what's the future for her?
- Huh...
- Well, I must say... capsuleers have a lot of oportunities that just don't exist to non-capsuleers. And it's right, well, not everyone can be famous or rich, we wouldn't appreciate it if everyone was rich. But then.. well, I see how we barely make ends meet... and Chriby is going to need so many things... and then there's the word...
- The word?
- The word, on how capsuleers are not just born like that... there's many nonsense, but there are ways... ways so... well, you know. So a seemingly ordinary girl becomes a capsuleer if she's raised the right way...
Indah quickly realizes. She reminds her own process to become a capsuleer, from the day Ish startded talking to her about it to the point where Ishtanchuk essentially ordered to the familty to have Indah tested. Indah tries to keep attentive as Mae explains the theory that picked her motherly heart as the right one, the one that could turn her love child into a capsuleer and rescue her from ordinary life. Indah can't tell wether it makes sense, but chances are it won't. As Mae notices that Indah is getting distracted, she says:
- But then i am not asking a favor for nothing. I can give... something. if you would like... please... would please to check wether the maizefication theory is the way how you and the others became capsuleers... well, I can give you something in exchange. That desert...
- No, there is no need... i can't tell you as i'm not a specialist, i'm just a combat pilot, and not a good one anyway. But I could ask some persons...
Indah repents of her words as she says them. Mae thanks her for her attention and insists about that desert, but gives no further details. As Mae goes away with her baby (Chribbette!), Indah considers ignorig the conversation... but she was raised as a lady, and she can't just break her compromise. She'll have to ask Ish... if Ish as much as deigns herself to provide a contact adress.
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Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
1372
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Posted - 2013.04.30 05:58:00 -
[756] - Quote
*pops out of her room just to see Indah in a intense conversation with a lady, and goes to sit down next to random*
So, anything new happen today?
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
6656
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Posted - 2013.04.30 14:08:00 -
[757] - Quote
Random looks up from his datapad as Sheimi sits down. "So, anything new happen today?" she asks.
"It has been a very interesting morning." he responds.
She looks down at the table and notices his datapad sitting untouched. Sitting by the datapad are three empty glasses. She picks up one of the glasses, sniffs the emptied contents and winces. "Its a little early, even for you, to be hitting this stuff." she says, setting the glass on the table and treating it as if it was radioactive. "Whats got you in the drinkin' mood?"
Random reaches over to the datapad and turns it to face her. "You missed the Greater Fool Daycare center we had earlier." He looks up to her and notices the look of total confusion on her face. He chuckles and says, "the Daycare center one flight up is being remodeled today. Indah took in the strays while the work is being done."
Sheimi settles into a less-than-dubious look and points to the emptied glasses on the table. "Ah, so not a big fan of kids then." she says, dialing in an order.
"On the contrary, I love kids. It wasn't the presence of the daycare that gave me pause."
Sheimi gave Random the 'gimlet stare' and says, "If I have to beat this story out of you, I will you know." She sits back into the chair with her arms folded and points her thumb over her shoulder generally in the vacinity of Yiole, "Your girlfriend will not be able to identify the leftover pieces."
A laugh bursts forth from Random as he holds his hands up in a placating gesture. "Easy, easy, ok, ok" he says, broad grin still on his face. "How long have you been a capsuleer?", he asks. Sheimi's brows knit as she shifts forward in her seat, "What does that have to...."
Random interrupts, "Hang on," he says "do you remember the basic trading courses we; well, at least 'I' did when you were converted?" She nods and Random proceeds. "On my datapad is a basic game that is supposed to 'keep you in practice'" he says, giving the universal air quote gesture. "One of the little girls in the daycare crew is a prodigy. Frightening, actually."
He points to the datapad and Sheimi glances down to look. "Two hundred seventy-six million. Yea, so what?" Sheimi says, with a non-plussed glance. Sheimi's breakfast arrives to the table and she pushes the datapad back to Random's 'side'.
"She was bankrolled ten million. It took her just under a minute." he responded. A good natured smile spread across his face as Sheimi's fork stopped midway between plate and mouth. She held that position, thinking through the situation and responded "Could be luck."
"It could be luck. It could be she's a prodigy." Random says dialing in his own breakfast. "Could you imagine the possibilites of having a market prodigy in your corporation?"
Sheimi levels the 'gimlet look' at Random for the second time and says, "I'm reasonably sure the my corp doesn't recruit landbound children, regardless of their luck."
"You're thinking too short termed, my dear." Random says, the broad smile returning to his face. "The isk values we play with daily are fortunes to these people. I should know, it took me years of knuckle dragging on war ships to save up for my conversion." His face turned more serious. "What I'm suggesting, is an investment."
He settles into his breakfast as he watches Sheimi ponder the possiblities.
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Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Yiole Gionglao
109
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Posted - 2013.04.30 21:18:00 -
[758] - Quote
Yiole walks downstairs after checking her main computer at her bedroom, looking for clues on how to contact Ish, to no avail. As she enters back the bar, she notices Random and Sheimi talking and walks to them.
- Hi, do I interrupt you?
- No, not really...
Yiole then seats on Random's lap, and he groans as Yiole is not a light load.
- So what was the issue?
- Houm, some boring corporation issues, and the daycare Indah just organized here -answers Sheimi
Then she starts commenting some harmless issues with Random, and Yiole begins caressing Random's bald head. Random tries to get her out of his lap, but at the same time can't help to notice how pleasing is her warmth and how relaxing is her touch. As Sheimi looks at them with an amused grin, Yiole kisses Random's head and softly breathes on his bald skin, sending a shiver down his spine and triggering a physiological response right under Yiole's thighs. Random starts sweating and Yiole stops caressing him, and rests her head on his houlder in a pose that would be more comfortable if she wasn't that tall. Anyway, the soft pressure of Yiole's bossom on Random's chest, following the pace of her breath, fires several alarms as the lap situation escalates, and Random says, with broken voice:
- Please.. err.. please...
- Do you want something?
- Yes, ice water. A lot. Please.
Yiole stands up quickly and Random twists in a desperate attempt to conceal his lap back under the table, as Sheimi cracks up laughingh.
As Yiole walks away, Random watches the soft swing of her hips, and he would swear that her back is smiling...
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
7072
|
Posted - 2013.05.02 14:19:00 -
[759] - Quote
Through the last of Sheimi's laughter, she says "Well, someone sure has it bad." looking at Random. "I'd swear that I just saw a hunting cat marking it's territory."
"Damn that woman has my number." Random mumbles, still watching the sensuously swaying form of Yiole.
"HEY!" Sheimi says, snapping her fingers in Random's line of sight. "Hey Loverboy, back to business, shall we?"
Random shakes his head as if waking from a dream and refocuses back on Sheimi. Her smirk carries all the way to her eyes. "Right." Random answers. "Business."
Sheimi sits back in her chair, confident in the fact that she has Random's attention. "So lets talk. You have something in mind, yes?" The laughter in her voice fading to a calloused businesslike tone. "Your right, of course. We deal in amounts of isk that the landbound have no concept of. With the amassed wealth we wield, " she said with a grand gesture, " we could buy worlds and peoples." She takes a look at Random and notices his color has arisen and his pale blue eyes stared hotly. "Not that we would buy people." Sheimi added, realizing that she has touched upon a sore subject.
She shifts forward on her chair, placing her hands on the table. "Look, the smallest amount of isk is a fortune to them. You seem to be fairly wealthy, if running a tab for the entire bar when the Swarm decided to raise hell in Jita is any indication." Her gaze intensifies as she stares at Random. "Why do you need me?" she said. "What do you expect me to contribute to this partnership?"
"I have three reasons, two of which I will tell you." he responds, a hint of ice in his voice. "First, I like to share." A dubious look crosses Sheimi's face and he continues. "I'll admit, my motives are not purely altruistic but you seem to be a decent sort of person. This is a long term venture for very little isk investment. If it fails, you have not lost much and it may not color your opinion of me overtly. However, if it succeeds, your corporation or even your own personal wallet should be pleasing to behold."
Her state of tension eased slightly as he continued. "Second, I was raised Matari. Differences among our bloodlines can be cause for quite a bit on contention. To be strong, we learn to fight. While it may work for us, I doubt it would work for a young Gallente girl. I'm not familiar enough with the other races and how they raise their children. I'm looking for the best possible way to nurture her abilities and I'm not sure that having a strong Matari presence would be beneficial."
Sheimi's impassive look turned to heated skepticism. "What, you want me to be her 'mommy'? I hate to tell you Random but I'm not the mommying sort of....." Random interrupted her before she finished her thought. "No, nothing like that. Information and opinion, that's all. Proposing this sort of thing to another Minmatar would be futile. I'm looking for a spectrum of opinions. If you buy into this and you have ideas as to how best to nurture this gift, you reap the benefits."
Sheimi nodded, the flush of anger passing. "And third?"
Random leveled a cool gaze into Sheimi's eyes. "...is my own. However, I will tell you that it in no way involves you or yours."
Sheimi's grin turned sly, she had hoped to trick Random into giving up the third reason. If he had secrets, so be it.
"So what kind of isk are we talking here?" she said, business like demeanor returning.
"A million isk, two perhaps." he said.
Sheimi looked at him for a long moment and then burst out laughing. "Are you serious? Two million isk?" her raised voice began to draw the attention of the patronage. She began wiping away the tears forming in her eyes as the laughter rolled from her. "Damn McNally, if you're practicing to be a scammer, you got a long ways to go." She eyed him as the laughter started to subside. "Yea, ok. Put me down for two million." She stood up and glanced down on her empty breakfast dishes, "oh, and breakfast is on you." She turned and walked back to her room.
Random chuckled and pulled out his credchip. He glanced up to notice that Yiole, deep in conversation with Indah at the bar, caught his eye and gave him a wicked little grin.
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Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
46244
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Posted - 2013.05.02 14:28:00 -
[760] - Quote
Latte to go!!
LAGL thread needs me!! ^_^
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1294
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Posted - 2013.05.02 17:33:00 -
[761] - Quote
*Walks into the bar and seems to search for a specific person. After a while, her eyes find that specific person seemingly sitting on the counter so she walks over there. While closing she notices that this person is actually sleeping. She sits down on a barchair next to her, inspecting several nearly empty bottles standing around*
"Damn Kheily, you should seek therapeutic help soon if you continue not to empty your bottles completely"
*she mumbles to herself and starts emptying the remaining bottles*
My corp has my mainGäó |
Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
232
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Posted - 2013.05.03 14:23:00 -
[762] - Quote
*Kheily wakes up from her comatic sleep, still dizzy she looks around finding Zoe sitting next to her*
*babbling* "...Who are you?"
*Zoe takes a short and intense look* "I'm your CEO"
"really??...*
"Yes, actually"
"...Where am I?"
"You're at the Greater Fool Bar and are on your way to win 1st price."
"..huuuh...whhy's my head exploding??"
"You drank way too much."
"really???..."
"Yes, yes you did."
"whyyy...?.."
"I'm not completely shure...it started after you mined for several days in a row."
*short silence* "...Who am I...??"
"You are Kheily, my Alt."
"realllllyyyy....??"
"Yes, sometimes people share their mind into two or more capsuleers."
"whyyy???"
"I...It's a personal matter...I don't wanna talk about it."
*Kheily looks defocused around for a while, then turns back to Zoe* "Who are you???"
...
my corp is my main |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
1485
|
Posted - 2013.05.05 06:38:00 -
[763] - Quote
*walks up to Kheily and Zoe and looks bewildered*
You guys must be sisters! If not, you must have something in common, whats the story behind this?
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1611
|
Posted - 2013.05.05 10:14:00 -
[764] - Quote
Indah walks downstairs and gets int the bar. She's wearing a red dress, dotted with little irregular polygons, and the few patrons appreciate how the simple but perfectly made dress wraps around her body. She's also wearing red heels and a small brown handbag, and right as everyone thinks she's going out to a date, she turns around and walks along a corridor located by the main bar.
One of the patrons quickly tells to another:
- Interesting... that's the way to the backrooms; would not mind if that gal worked there...
- Too skinny...
Albeit they're called the "backrooms" for convenience, they're not physically located at the same place as the bar. Along the corridor, Indah opens a closed door after it reads her mental patterns, and then she accesses an elevator that goes down, to the level below. Customers should go outside of the bar and take one of the public elevators or the stairways, and there would meet a discreet doorway with dark glasses and a simple sign: GFB Private Club - Adults only.
The access from the elevator leads to another closed door and opens to the backstage of the private club. Indah opens it and sees a Gallentean girl, barely dressed, hurrying along the corridor that leads to the main stage.
- Oh, salut, Mlle. Fazmarai! D+¬sol+¬ que je non m'occupe, je dois commencer dans une minute!
- Ne t'en fais pas, ch+¬rie... +ètes-vous Melinda?
- Non, je suis Chantal!
Indahmawar walks to the opposite direction, away from the stage and into a small flight of stairs that leads to the control room, which doubles as office for the manager.
The backrooms used to be a establishment called Le Sexy-nine, which ran into financial trouble after changing management and was sold along with the larger space on the next station level. Shortly before laving, Ish had hired the former right hand of the old manager, an Anmatarr woman which everyone called La Pouce because of the prosthetic thumb in her left hand, and albeit she was doing a good job, some troubles had arised and they couldn't wait for Ish to come back and sort them.
Indahmawar entered La Pouce's office and was greeted in the elaborate style of Amarrian nobelty:
- Dama Fazmarai, sed bienvenida. Que la gloria y la luz llenen vuestros pasos, que la fortuna y los ancestros cuiden de vos y vuestra familia; ruego me sea concedida la gracia de serviros y ser digna de vuestra visita.
As a Khanid noble woman, Indahmawar could speak the ancient Amarrian language, but also, as an Anmatarr, La Pouce knew that adressing a Khanid in Amarrian was a form of patronizing, which was doubled as La Pouce was mature enough to be elderly, whereas Indahmawar just was in her early twenties. Indah sighed in her mind and answered coldly in her Khanid language:
- Saya bersyukur untuk menyambut anda, tapi aku sudah datang ke sini untuk bisnis dan bukan untuk bersosialisasi.
- I see, lady Fazmarai. What's troubling you?
- Me? Nothing is troubling me, La Pouce, but apparently some of your performance is leaving to be desired.
- My performance? I am desolated, what have I done wrong? Don't the shows run smoothly? Don't we keep the place tidy and comfortable? Aren't the girls and boys the finest in this station? Don't we live to our tradition of being a discreet place for everyone to enjoy?
- For everyone... that's the issue, apparently.
- Apparently? Aren't you sure? May I help you and explain what's being misunderstood?
Indah was aware that the conversation had started bad and was about to go to worse as several prejudices raised barriers between her and La Pouce; Anmatar never betrayed the Amarrian, but the Khanid did; La Pouce was a common woman, aging and facing an unavoidable death, whereas Indah was an immortal capsuleer at her young age; La Pouce was a experienced second manager, whereas Indah was not even the new unexperienced owner, but a relative of her; and lastly, deep inside of her mind, Indah also knew why she had dressed like going to a date, and so did La Pouce.
- What happened with the La Bongo-bong's crew? - inquired Indah
- They're old customers of us, what do you ask?
- Weren't they thrown from the establishment?
- That's a kind of exaggeration...
- And what with the private birthday party early last month?
- It was an ordinary party some capsuleers gave to another...
- Ordinary? And what about that girl 11?
(continues)
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1611
|
Posted - 2013.05.05 10:14:00 -
[765] - Quote
(continued)
La Pouce pales for half a second.
- We had parental consent.
- So she barely escaped being abused?
- That was an exaggeration...
- Not from what I know. Albeit the police report didn't made into my mailbox earlier than two weeks ago, some witness clearly stated that that was not an accident. She was supposed to bring in the cake, nude, but that capsuleer guy was more than inclined to figure she was the icing of the cake and a "present". And you knew it, as last year the old management refused to hold a party for him because of similar reasons.
- Lady Fazmarai, there's been much malign on...
- Malign? Not less than 10 crew member from La Bongo-bong stated that they heard turmoil, rushed in and had to fight their way to rescue the girl! And it was a miracle nobody was armed and it all ended with some black and blues!
- Lady Fazmarai, this kind of incidents are part of the job... misjudging can happen and...
- Part of the job? Raising the income from management fee a 300% is too a part of the job? Haven't you been actively driving away commoners to get more capsuleers in, paying the higher capsuleer rates? That's not misjudging, that's greed and it's a greed that can cause troubles to us the Fazmarais! How you dare?
- My fault is that i am making too much money for you, Lady Fazmarai?
- Money? You know perfectly we are not in this for the money. We can earn in a day more than this business will deliver in a year. The only one profiting from here it's you, La Pouce. And we don't like your ways.
- You both? Isn't Lady Ishtanchuk Fazmarai traveling abroad...?
- Don't take that path, La Pouce. You really don't want Ishtanchuk to meddle in this affair. I am in charge and I'm going to give you a chance. I can figure why you want money. Rather than abuse our confidence and get it against us, you could just be open about it. We honor to reward those who serve us well.
La Pouce slowly caresses her prosthetic thumb with her forefinger and mutters:
- Arthrosis...
- So you want a clone -says Indah, softly.
- And why not, Lady Fazmarai? I am beginning to decay and I'm just 62!
- And why not just ask?
- Lady Ishtanchuk was in a hurry. I never served any Khanid. I worked for long for Mrs. Kanter and she was as good a manager as a Caldari can be expected. Until she was too old. And I... refused to have a serving career when I joined the business management.
- We can consider that. Call it a bonus. Or just go the service way, as you prefer. You'll be better with us by your side, than doing your way and causing us trouble. That would be the case even if we weren't capsuleers. Which we are, of course.
- Of course, Lady Fazmarai.
- I'll have to discuss the details with Ishtanchuk, but we'll inform you when we make our minds on the issue.
- Thank you Lady Fazmarai.
Indahmawar notices how La Pouce is as close to biting her lip as she can without actually doing it. The old Anmatarr versus Khanid grudge... and La Pouce never had a real chance to learn her place as a servant. Better she's aware on how potentially dangerous is to cross capsuleers.
- La Pouce, can you do something else now?
- Will be my pleasure, Lady Fazmarai...
- Check whether Raoul is greenlighted.
La Pouce swiftly looks upon her pad, looking at the personnel log. But she knows that Indah already knows the answer.
- Yes, he is available. Had an early shift yesterday and it's been off duty since. Shall i call him in?
- Please do. Suite 20.
La Pouce looks at Indah as she blushes lightly. As is her duty, La Pouce knows that Raoul, the black eyed Gallentean with curly hair and a falsely shy smile, haves with Indah a relation that's not mercantile, but neither are they engaged in anything potentially hazardous. Well, aside of how Raoul is redlighted and remains off duty for a couple days each time they both meet... After Indah leaves the office, La Pouce mutters to herself:
- In a parallel universe, you both would be up to make some interesting stolen holoreel... You make a good couple, as he's almost as short as yourself, and you both bloody dry out yourselves each time you meet. So now go sh** each other to death, and don't forget to talk to that cousin of yours and bring me back something interesting, as I won't be waiting forever to get that clone, peque+¦a zorrita khanid.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
2437
|
Posted - 2013.05.06 08:22:00 -
[766] - Quote
tl;dr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYP_gxJ3ARU |
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
809
|
Posted - 2013.05.06 14:48:00 -
[767] - Quote
OMG! I can finally go to the Supermarket and have this as background music to make the experience less dull!
TY! ripping them all into mp4
Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco:
http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4549
|
Posted - 2013.05.06 14:50:00 -
[768] - Quote
Strolls into the bar and sits down by the barmaid.
I'll have a Strawberry Sundae.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
4287
|
Posted - 2013.05.06 14:52:00 -
[769] - Quote
Sits next to Kirjava
Can I have a sip?
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4549
|
Posted - 2013.05.06 15:03:00 -
[770] - Quote
*Passes the spoon*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
2507
|
Posted - 2013.05.07 07:29:00 -
[771] - Quote
Brujo Loco wrote:OMG! I can finally go to the Supermarket and have this as background music to make the experience less dull! TY! ripping them all into mp4
|
Rain6639
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
323
|
Posted - 2013.05.08 10:51:00 -
[772] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Sits next to Kirjava
Can I have a sip?
is this what you do when you're bored? hurt people's feelings?
*throws space valentine's chocolates on the floor and stomps out*
EDM? you mean EFM | what did you just call me? |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
4892
|
Posted - 2013.05.08 12:28:00 -
[773] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Sits next to Kirjava
Can I have a sip? is this what you do when you're bored? hurt people's feelings? *throws space valentine's chocolates on the floor and stomps out*
Your mean.
*Hides and eats more cake*
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
26011
|
Posted - 2013.05.08 13:02:00 -
[774] - Quote
*walks into bar, plonks down on stool and loosens necktie*
Indah! Rum and coke with a slice of lemon and a big fruity drink with an umbrella sticking out of it.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Rain6639
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
325
|
Posted - 2013.05.08 13:42:00 -
[775] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:
Your mean.
*Hides and eats more cake*
speaking of cake, the 19th is mine and 8's birthday
there was only one thing I, well, we wanted but now I just feel foolish
EDM? you mean EFM | what did you just call me? |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
4988
|
Posted - 2013.05.08 14:31:00 -
[776] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:
speaking of cake, the 19th is mine and 8's birthday
there was only one thing I, well, we wanted but now I just feel foolish
You can't have my cake anyway, its all MINE
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
8058
|
Posted - 2013.05.08 15:34:00 -
[777] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6639 wrote:
speaking of cake, the 19th is mine and 8's birthday
there was only one thing I, well, we wanted but now I just feel foolish
You can't have my cake anyway, its all MINE
I dont think it was your cake that they were interested in.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Rain6639
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
325
|
Posted - 2013.05.08 19:17:00 -
[778] - Quote
oh it was cake, i swear--lots and lots of cake
EDM? you mean EFM | what did you just call me? |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
5152
|
Posted - 2013.05.08 20:49:00 -
[779] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:oh it was cake, i swear--lots and lots of cake
*Sits next to Rain and hands her a fork.*
Are you ready for some cake?
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Rain6639
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
326
|
Posted - 2013.05.08 21:10:00 -
[780] - Quote
i wish tidi could make this moment last forever
EDM? you mean EFM | what did you just call me? |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1297
|
Posted - 2013.05.08 23:29:00 -
[781] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6639 wrote:oh it was cake, i swear--lots and lots of cake *Sits next to Rain and hands her a fork.* Are you ready for some cake?
Rain6639 wrote:i wish tidi could make this moment last forever
*activates stasis webifier around Kate & Rain*
gnihihi ^-^
My corp has my mainGäó |
Rain6638
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
66
|
Posted - 2013.05.09 09:55:00 -
[782] - Quote
<3 <3 XOXO <3 <3
thank you zoe, you're the best
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
8242
|
Posted - 2013.05.09 13:13:00 -
[783] - Quote
Insert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nn0L6055gs soundtrack here.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
5368
|
Posted - 2013.05.09 13:35:00 -
[784] - Quote
Just one question is 6 a cylon?
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
17093
|
Posted - 2013.05.09 13:54:00 -
[785] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Just one question is 6 a cylon?
I think they all are. It explains a lot of things when you think about it.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Rain6637
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
881
|
Posted - 2013.05.09 17:43:00 -
[786] - Quote
I really need to draw my graphic novel about the Rains.
mizzy you are correct
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
5459
|
Posted - 2013.05.09 17:45:00 -
[787] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:I really need to draw my graphic novel about the Rains.
What happened to your face? Did you catch a case of evil?
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Rain6637
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
882
|
Posted - 2013.05.09 17:48:00 -
[788] - Quote
nothing to the face, just color and lighting.. but yes I think it should be more obvious that I have a mean streak
I'm just flattered you noticed, Kate. do you like it?
with similar hair and makeup, we all have very similar faces--you might not be able to tell us apart. can we show you sometime?
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Angelique Duchemin
Serenity Prime
Kraken.
535
|
Posted - 2013.05.09 17:53:00 -
[789] - Quote
I love rains new look.
We miss you Saede. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
5460
|
Posted - 2013.05.09 17:54:00 -
[790] - Quote
Angelique Duchemin wrote:I love rains new look.
It kind of scares me. I don't know what she wants to do to me.
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
17147
|
Posted - 2013.05.09 18:02:00 -
[791] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6637 wrote:I really need to draw my graphic novel about the Rains. What happened to your face? Did you catch a case of evil?
Heh, I love the new look. So badass and evil :)
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Rain6637
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
885
|
Posted - 2013.05.09 18:05:00 -
[792] - Quote
Angelique Duchemin wrote:I love rains new look.
Thank You very much Angelique!
7 - 8 - 9
I think of what you said about 7's eyes every time I mess with the portrait
Mizhir wrote:Heh, I love the new look. So badass and evil :)
awh mizzy <3 <3
Commissar Kate wrote:It kind of scares me. I don't know what she wants to do to me.
i just wanna make you say oh yeah
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
5472
|
Posted - 2013.05.09 18:11:00 -
[793] - Quote
Tell 9 we need to eat some cake together sometime
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Rain6637
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
888
|
Posted - 2013.05.09 23:45:00 -
[794] - Quote
DDDDDDDDaaaaaaammmn
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
17215
|
Posted - 2013.05.10 09:18:00 -
[795] - Quote
You should make that your avatar :D
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
5738
|
Posted - 2013.05.10 13:44:00 -
[796] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:You should make that your avatar :D
Now that would be funny to see
Set Lasers for Fun!!! |
Rain6637
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
889
|
Posted - 2013.05.10 15:09:00 -
[797] - Quote
yeah, mom always said don't make "dat ass" face, or it'll get stuck like that
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
8704
|
Posted - 2013.05.10 16:02:00 -
[798] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:yeah, mom always said don't make "dat ass" face, or it'll get stuck like that
You look like you killed and ate your mother.
I approve.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
5807
|
Posted - 2013.05.10 16:31:00 -
[799] - Quote
I have to put on those clothes and actually wear some makeup next week.
I just hope it does not kill Rain. |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
17379
|
Posted - 2013.05.10 17:33:00 -
[800] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:I have to put on those clothes and actually wear some makeup next week. I just hope it does not kill Rain.
Nahh, he will most likely just get stuck with the "dat ass" face.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Rain6637
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
890
|
Posted - 2013.05.10 19:38:00 -
[801] - Quote
think CCP would let me change my names to Wet
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1298
|
Posted - 2013.05.10 19:41:00 -
[802] - Quote
WET! The rainy empire!
My corp has my mainGäó |
Rain6637
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
890
|
Posted - 2013.05.10 20:02:00 -
[803] - Quote
you think that's pod juice i'm floating in?
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1299
|
Posted - 2013.05.10 22:20:00 -
[804] - Quote
well, at least I'm pretty shure that it's...juice.
My corp has my mainGäó |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
17445
|
Posted - 2013.05.10 22:22:00 -
[805] - Quote
WTF :S
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
5885
|
Posted - 2013.05.10 22:39:00 -
[806] - Quote
I don't know about everyone else but my pod juice is actually tears that I'v harvested from local chat. |
Rain6639
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
339
|
Posted - 2013.05.11 00:46:00 -
[807] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Tell 9 we need to eat some cake together sometime again And I suppose you guys have not seen me in my dress clothes yet ? http://imgur.com/a/siyno
din din din din din din din din
..din din din din din din din din
I threw a wish in the well
don't ask me I'll never tell
I looked at you as it fell
and now you've fed me cake
ten trillion ISK for a wish
never been happier than this
no measure how much I miss
your face when you're a-way
-your- stare was holdin
soft blonde hair was shinin
mood light-ing was glowin
I'd love to do cake again Katie!
hey i just met you
and this is cra-zy
but here's my locus
come see me Katie
-it's- hard to look right
at you Ka-tie
but here's my locus
I want some Katie
........cake, that is. just cake.
EDM? you mean EFM | what did you just call me? |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
5922
|
Posted - 2013.05.11 03:59:00 -
[808] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Tell 9 we need to eat some cake together sometime again And I suppose you guys have not seen me in my dress clothes yet ? http://imgur.com/a/siyno din din din din din din din din ..din din din din din din din din I threw a wish in the well don't ask me I'll never tell I looked at you as it fell and now you've fed me cake ten trillion ISK for a wish never been happier than this no measure how much I miss your face when you're a-way -your- stare was holdin soft blonde hair was shinin mood light-ing was glowin I'd love to do cake again Katie! hey i just met you and this is cra-zy but here's my locus come see me Katie -it's- hard to look right at you Ka-tie but here's my locus I want some Katie ........cake, that is. just cake.
I think if 6 came along with 9 all my fantasy's could come true. |
Rain6636
Team Evil
104
|
Posted - 2013.05.11 04:22:00 -
[809] - Quote
I'm not really into women but we work as a team
"as many of us can come as you'd like, Commissar Kate." yeah, I think they would want me to have said that.
will you be at 8 and 9's birthday party here on the 19th?
I will be sending invites to the event, to everyone in the greater fool bar... (mark your eve calendars!)
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6639
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
343
|
Posted - 2013.05.11 04:29:00 -
[810] - Quote
six you will worship Commissar Kate or I will end you
EDM? you mean EFM | what did you just call me? |
Rain6636
Team Evil
108
|
Posted - 2013.05.11 04:30:00 -
[811] - Quote
but you can't, I'm immortal
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6639
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
343
|
Posted - 2013.05.11 04:31:00 -
[812] - Quote
I will draw on all of your immortal jump clones' faces.
...also: you'd better wear something tight
EDM? you mean EFM | what did you just call me? |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
5924
|
Posted - 2013.05.11 04:35:00 -
[813] - Quote
Yay a party!!!!!
|
Rain6639
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
343
|
Posted - 2013.05.11 04:38:00 -
[814] - Quote
:-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3 :-3
EDM? you mean EFM | what did you just call me? |
Yiole Gionglao
118
|
Posted - 2013.05.12 09:09:00 -
[815] - Quote
Yiole was on a four-poster bed, laying on her back as the man above her held her tightly, speeding up as he panted and muttered hurried nonsense; and eventually he just shouted:
- God... oh god, god, god... you're so beautiful.. so beautiful... so bea....
Yiole grasped his hips tightly until he finished, then released him as he moved away, gasping and still muttering "God, my god, so beautiful...". Yiole rolled away, giving her back to him, and waited patiently as the man regained his breath. He was a handsome middle aged man, still keeping all his hair and with only the slightest sign of a fat belly; and he was also a commonner without any capsuleer plugs nor implants.
The man closed up to Yiole and braced her, negligently caressing her breast as he said:
- It's so easy to forget how awesome you are... I can't believe this will be the last time.
- But you know it is, Marcus. We both knew this day and time would come. When was the last one?
- You mean i've been too busy with Halith? Don't be silly. It's true she's young and yummy, but she's just a girl. She's not a real woman yet... not like you.
- It's never been about the other women and other men, but about how we felt... how I feel. And now...
- Now...?
- There's another man.
- And so?
- A... special man.
- Oh. Is he...?
- A capsuleer, yes he is.
Marcus removed her hand from Yiole's bossom, resting it on her belly, delicately pressing her and feeling how she breathed. The metal plugs on her back suddenly became apparent against Marcus skin as he figured what those words meant.
- So it's over.
- Was good while it lasted.
- You knew it couldn't go other way like it's been, Yiole. We're not islands, we live in a society.
Yiole rolled again and faced Marcus.
- Are you telling me that? Of course there's a society. And we belong to different parts. You're a rich commoner from a rich commoner world, and i am a capsuler, which to your kind is about as upstart as a lottery winner. Just one step below, as we didn't bought our lottery ticket, rather were born with it. And we scare your kind.
- Sheesh, that party again? -Marcus grinned.
- It was not the party. Or it was. As soon as i removed my shawl, everyone went into orbit mode as if I was concealing a smartbomb under the night dress... - Yiole laughed sardonicly- Then you took me to the dance floor and all couples hurried to stay clear from us. And that silly ****...
- Who?
- The blonde one with the tiara and so much MagicLift on her breasts that she could just have hovered over the place with those operated jugs before her nose...
- Hey, don't say that, she was...
- She was, whoever she was, when she gathered herself with all her friends behind and she asked me wether my plugs were real... then I answered she could touch them and check herself, and she was so startled that she dropped her drink... -Yiole laughed out frankly and Marcus took the chance to watch how her bosom swinged.
- Inviting you to that party wasn't my brightest idea, I agree.
- It was your idea about showing off how your current lover was a capsuleer.
- You were the most beautiful and impresive woman there. And that dress... look at me, it gives me goosebumps to think how wonderful you were with it.
- And later without it... as I was so angry that had to divert that energy somewhere...
Yiole and Marcus stared each other for a while, silently recalling events and happenings of a few months, their faces and bodies punctuated by other ones, until Yiole just could see Random in her mind. Marcus noticed how she was wandering away and said, calmly:
- So it's over. Really.
- It was to be, it is, will have been. We will never forget but that's it.
Yiole tried to stand up, but Marcus held her arm and pushed her back to the mattress, and Yiole didn't oppose.
- You see... I don't want this one to be the last one. Let's do it again... I'll can in a while, and this one will be for the books. I'm gonna spoil you for a week. So you really remind the last time...
Yiole smiled softly and opened her arms as Marcus missed a beat, even then, at the sight of her wonderful bosom. Then Marcus spread gently her tights with one hand, as he slowly kisssed her lips... her throat... her breasts... her ribs... her navel...
**********************
The next morning Yiole entered her appartment at TGFB, unnoticed and a bit tired after an uneasy night travel in a shuttle. She still could flash in her mind Marcus' devastated face and the words "spoil you for a week", the regret in his eyes and a mean glaze of hate while Yiole learned that her intuition about Marcus having been too recently with Halith was right. She recalled how he left the bedroom and said coldly "You can stay overnight if you want to. Good bye, Yiole Gionglao".
She wasn't too surprised when she opened her computer and CONCORD gently informed her that a commoner had deposited a small but noticeable bounty on her. She felt like a burden of sadness was dropped over her, and then she wept... |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1302
|
Posted - 2013.05.12 10:31:00 -
[816] - Quote
*Zoe wakes up in one of the guest quarters at the bar. Still totally dizzy from emptying countless numbers of booze along with the other guests last night, she staggers to the wall-mirror and sees this.
"Oh ghhheeezzz...if it wasn't for make up...much, much make up..."
*Zoe performs her daily look-improvement-routine and walks downstairs to the bar's counter, joining Yiole there.*
"Hey there Mrs Gionglao, *tired smile* ...Coffee too?"
My corp has my mainGäó |
Rain6637
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
901
|
Posted - 2013.05.12 11:31:00 -
[817] - Quote
Yiole did the autopilot of shaaame~
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6033
|
Posted - 2013.05.12 13:40:00 -
[818] - Quote
*Kate walks into the Greater Fool Bar listening to Won't Get Fooled Again and mutters to herself. "I wonder if they serve cake for breakfast?"
*Kate stumbles to the nearest free table and sets down. The nearest waitress (a scantily clad Intaki woman) approaches Kate and asks " What can I get you?"
"You don't happen to have any cake do you?" The waitress replies "Sure we do, can I get you anything else?"
*Kate looks at the waitress and says "Can I get a big glass of milk too?" With a strange look on her face the waitress replies "So its cake and milk?"
*Kate nods and the waitress scurries into the back room.
*Kate puts her hands together as if in prayer and eagerly awaits her cake and milk.
|
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1655
|
Posted - 2013.05.12 13:48:00 -
[819] - Quote
*Indah was seating on a stool in a quiet corner of the bar, and around her feet, sitting on the ground, there were several children. Was another day of The Greater Fool Daycare, as some mockingly called thos events.
- This is a story which Ishanchuk told me, about a man called Graan Temaker.
- Who's Ishtanchuk?
- She's my older cousin. She's been to many places and meet many people. She was in a crashed planet and there they told her this story...
- What is a crashed planet?
- A planet that's broken -said one of the children
- A planet that was inhabitable... that people could live in it... but wasn't completely terraformed and it's becoming uninhabitable.
- And where goes people if they can't live there?
- That would be another story... you want to listen to the story of Graan Temaker?
- Yes, yes, yes!
- Well, then there we go.
>>Graan Temaker was a minmatarr, as many people in that planet. He was a hauler, a man who traveled long distances with a caravan of vehicles, bringing goods from a town to another. The planet was crashing and suffered of a extreme drought in most of the inhabitable land.
One day, Graan was asked to go and fix one of the pipelines that carried water from the mountains where it still rained, to the city by the sea where he lived. The mountains and the desert around them were a holy ground, and travelers wer advised to not wander away from the marked paths, shouldn't they step on the premises of a djinn...
- What is a djinn?
- It's a sort of genie... a supernatural power of his own, left over from the ancient gods... they're sneaky and treacherous, and have a short temper.
- And Graan found a djinn?
- Don't hurry and let me tell..
>>Graan left the city with his truck and a few men, and they followed the path along the broken pipeline. After a day of driving, they found the place where the pipeline was broken and fixed it, but it took all day and they had to set up a camp. That night, while Graan was in his tent, he listened to a sound of running water. He feared that the pipeline may be leaking again, and so he took a flashlight and walked to the sound. He found that water had made a large pool and it was running down a small ravine; Graan followed the water along the ravine and then he heard a voice...
- You!
- It's me? -said Graan
- Yes you! How you dare?
Graan was scared, but minmatarr are told to face their fears, so he walked to where the voice was coming from. He coulnd't see anythign but the voice kept talking:
- How you dare? Look at this! It's all wet!
- Err... the pipeline had a leak...
- A leak? And your stupid water had to come and wet me all over?
- Who... what... are you?
(A djinn, a djinn, cried the children)
- I am a djinn -followed Indah-. And i hate water. Why you think i'm lving here in a desert? Huh?
- Me... i...
- You've bothered me. And I can't take that easily. I'm gonna curse you, silly mortal. I'l tell you this: from now on, you won't be able to touch sand, nor dust, nor earth, nor anything that flows like water but it's not water!
Graan was appalled to hear that, but, he thought that the curse was quite lame. So he walked away as dignly as he could, and reached the end of the ravine. Then he tried to climb out, but the walls of the ravine where made of earth, which could flow like water but wasn't water, and as soon as he tried to hold a grab on it, a invisible force stopped and pushed his hands away. Graan made several tries more, without any success, until he could grab on a large rock and climb out of the ravine. He returned to the camp and didn't etel anyone what had happened, but since then his life changed dramatically.
He learned very soon that he couldn't use any liquid that wasn't water, as trying to pour them on his hands would make them spill all over and wet all the place. If he stumbled, his wrists were twisted as he tried to stop the fall and the earth refused to touch his hands; once he cut his hand with a knife and blood was sprayed all over as it wouldn't touch the skin of his own hand... people soon noticed that something was wrong with Graan and they started fearing him. People woudn't shake hands with him, because if they were dirt, anything that wasn't water would leap away from Graan's hand...
Graan was feeling very sad about his curse, and he figured that maybe he could go away of his town to a place where they didn't knew him and he could hide the curse. So he loaded his truck with what he would need, and asked his wife to go with him. And they started a long journey, but everywhere they went, people knew of Graan, the man with the cursed hands. Weeks after weeks, Graan and his wife traveled, until they reached the Large Sand Desert, which needed several days to be traversed. And they drove into the desert, until a sand storm caught up and soft sand trapped the truck. Graan and his wife struggled to free the truck's wheels, but Graan couldn't help as sand would leap away and the wheels would dig deeper and deeper... so he helped his wife handing her the tools, and then went into the truck cabin. He tried to free the truck and managed to do it, but when he stopped the truck and went to look for his wife, she was nowhere to be seen. Graan started searching for her, using his hands to shield his face from sand, but he couldn't find her, and when he tried to get back to the truck, he also couldn't find it.
- And where were they? -asked a child
- They were gone.
- But Graan didn't find them?
- No. And Graan still is looking for them, from a sandstorm to another, so if you ever see a sandstorm coming, maybe Graan is inside of it, looking for his wife and his truck... forever... And if he sees you, he may take you along to help him!
The children looked at Indah with scary faces, and then she said:
- But then, there are no sandstorms inside space stations -and winked so comicly that children bursted in laughs...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
1520
|
Posted - 2013.05.12 19:17:00 -
[820] - Quote
*enters the bar quietly and sits down at an empty table and pulls out a datapad*
"Ugh, what have i gotten myself into now..." Sheimi mutters as she leans on her arm staring at the pad distantly.
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1659
|
Posted - 2013.05.12 20:54:00 -
[821] - Quote
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:*enters the bar quietly and sits down at an empty table and pulls out a datapad*
"Ugh, what have i gotten myself into now..." Sheimi mutters as she leans on her arm staring at the pad distantly.
*Leaving behind a bunch of amused children, Indah walks to where Sheimi is seated"
- Are you OK? What's going on?
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Rain6636
Team Evil
112
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 00:46:00 -
[822] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:
*Kate puts her hands together as if in prayer and eagerly awaits her cake and milk.
Know how I know you're a freak
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
760
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 01:44:00 -
[823] - Quote
There is no cake, there is only...BACON!!
Meta-gaming for carebears:
Whine on the forums like a little ***** until CCP gets sick of you and hands you everything you ask for just to shut you up. |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
5389
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 01:48:00 -
[824] - Quote
Walks in and sits on a couch in the corner, sipping a hot coffee as he hammers out on a battered laptop with bags under his eyes.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6196
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 12:53:00 -
[825] - Quote
Rain6636 wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:
*Kate puts her hands together as if in prayer and eagerly awaits her cake and milk.
Know how I know you're a freak
Your mean. |
Rain6637
Team Evil
910
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 13:10:00 -
[826] - Quote
six, wtf
I'm tattooing your face. right now. I would say I wish I could see your face when you jump back home, but I'm looking at it right now and it is fabulous
BZZZZT
be sure to turn around and look in the mirror, too. right on the lower back... beautiful
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Rain6639
Team Evil
359
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 13:19:00 -
[827] - Quote
six I swear I am going to pop your precious little orca
EDM? you mean EFM | what did you just call me? |
Rain6638
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
76
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 13:20:00 -
[828] - Quote
as far as I'm concerned, you're cut off, six.
I think you should apologize.
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
114
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 13:29:00 -
[829] - Quote
Commissar Kate, I'm sorry...
oh my god you guys...
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6637
Team Evil
913
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 13:29:00 -
[830] - Quote
you do something like that again and it'll be SCARS
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Rain6635
Team Evil
58
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 13:30:00 -
[831] - Quote
wwwwwwwwwwhoops!
hey, six... HUT HUT HIKE!
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6216
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 13:34:00 -
[832] - Quote
now your not the "Cute one" anymore.
Oh well, 9 is the new "Cute one" |
Rain6639
Team Evil
360
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 13:41:00 -
[833] - Quote
MUAHAHHAHA the whooshy brunette hair is MINE!
do you like it, Commissar Kate? I used this new capsule additive that is supposed to keep hair and skin extra soft--I picked it up in Dodixie, some company called Mary Jin-Mei
EDM? you mean EFM | what did you just call me? |
Yiole Gionglao
123
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 13:46:00 -
[834] - Quote
*Yiole sees the Rains arguing over CK and Rain6*
My head is spinning now...
|
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6238
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 13:48:00 -
[835] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:MUAHAHHAHA the whooshy brunette hair is MINE!
do you like it, Commissar Kate? I used this new capsule additive that is supposed to keep hair and skin extra soft--I picked it up in Dodixie, some company called Mary Jin-Mei
Yes I like it. I used to be brunette once. Until the clone vat operator gave me this fabulous blonde hair. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6238
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 13:54:00 -
[836] - Quote
I was sad to read this.
Rain6639 wrote: I remain confident that with our scamming and market trading practice
You guys should be nice like me. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1663
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 13:55:00 -
[837] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6639 wrote:MUAHAHHAHA the whooshy brunette hair is MINE!
do you like it, Commissar Kate? I used this new capsule additive that is supposed to keep hair and skin extra soft--I picked it up in Dodixie, some company called Mary Jin-Mei Yes I like it. I used to be brunette once. Until the clone vat operator gave me this fabulous blonde hair.
Go black and you'll never go back.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6284
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 14:14:00 -
[838] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6639 wrote:MUAHAHHAHA the whooshy brunette hair is MINE!
do you like it, Commissar Kate? I used this new capsule additive that is supposed to keep hair and skin extra soft--I picked it up in Dodixie, some company called Mary Jin-Mei Yes I like it. I used to be brunette once. Until the clone vat operator gave me this fabulous blonde hair. Go black and you'll never go back.
You mean like this http://imgur.com/syqhsKp ? |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1303
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 14:33:00 -
[839] - Quote
*tousles over Sixxx's non existant hair*
Wheeeee ^-^
My corp has my mainGäó |
Rain6639
Team Evil
364
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 14:52:00 -
[840] - Quote
I was going to pop six's orca at jita undock but we're in the middle of a move and we sold off all our dps. like, just yesterday.
EDM? you mean EFM | what did you just call me? |
Rain6636
Team Evil
119
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 14:53:00 -
[841] - Quote
omg... you wouldn't!
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
17798
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 14:54:00 -
[842] - Quote
What the **** have you done to 6?
Poor girl.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6374
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 14:56:00 -
[843] - Quote
Rain6636 wrote:omg... you wouldn't!
They are so mean to you, I would never do such a thing. |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1304
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 15:04:00 -
[844] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:six, wtf
I'm tattooing your face. right now. I would say I wish I could see your face when you jump back home, but I'm looking at it right now and it is fabulous
BZZZZT
be sure to turn around and look in the mirror, too. right on the lower back... beautiful
Seven is such a mercyless mistress ^_^
My corp has my mainGäó |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
48733
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 15:06:00 -
[845] - Quote
*Runs into the Bar Screaming*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY ARE AFTER ME!!!
*Jumps behind the bar Hiding*
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1304
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 15:11:00 -
[846] - Quote
The servers are down, they can't follow you, Alice
My corp has my mainGäó |
Rain6638
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
80
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 17:59:00 -
[847] - Quote
Seven? Are we mean?
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6637
Team Evil
918
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 18:00:00 -
[848] - Quote
Nnnnooooo.... who, us?
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6555
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 18:17:00 -
[849] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:Nnnnooooo.... who, us?
Yes you.
I wish you guys could have met my sister its a shame she went MIA a few years ago. She was always the naughty/mean one. |
Yiole Gionglao
125
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 19:25:00 -
[850] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:*Runs into the Bar Screaming*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY ARE AFTER ME!!!
*Jumps behind the bar Hiding*
Capital pilot paranoia strikes back?
|
Faulker Gath'nor
Templar Directorate Holdings
Templar Command
152
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 20:35:00 -
[851] - Quote
Pan Galactic Gargleblaster, please. It's been one of those days. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1667
|
Posted - 2013.05.13 21:39:00 -
[852] - Quote
Rain6636 wrote:omg... you wouldn't!
Poor, poor 6.... You're mean, Rains. I vote for reinstating 6.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Rain6637
Team Evil
919
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 00:42:00 -
[853] - Quote
she knows all she has to do is self-destruct her pod.
I doubt she'll do it.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6570
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 00:51:00 -
[854] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:she knows all she has to do is self-destruct her pod.
I doubt she'll do it.
You need to stop bossing her around. |
Rain6637
Team Evil
920
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 00:57:00 -
[855] - Quote
six, you're free to go where you'd like in your orca and leave us if that's what you want.
good luck.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Rain6636
Team Evil
120
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 00:58:00 -
[856] - Quote
wait, guys it's ok...
Commissar Kate I'm ok. it was just a thing.... it's fine...
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6570
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 01:00:00 -
[857] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:six, you're free to go where you'd like in your orca and leave us if that's what you want.
good luck.
Damn right.....
Now just give her hair back and take all the metal off her head. |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
5814
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 01:05:00 -
[858] - Quote
*Sits between the Rain clones*
Evening ladies, hows the night treating you? Drinks?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6570
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 01:21:00 -
[859] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:*Sits between the Rain clones* Evening ladies, hows the night treating you? Drinks?
*Joins the group.*
Lets drink |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
5815
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 01:22:00 -
[860] - Quote
Jager shots all round.
1 drink + Nachos
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6572
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 01:40:00 -
[861] - Quote
*Kate downs the shot in gulp*
I'll have another. |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
5816
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 01:42:00 -
[862] - Quote
*Chalk scorboard out of nowhere, 4 lines of 5 shots and a slice of lime at the end*.
Challenge accepted.
*Downs the first, first one to the lime wins*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6592
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 02:07:00 -
[863] - Quote
*Downs the line in about a minute and bites the lime in half* |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
5844
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 02:12:00 -
[864] - Quote
Finished 20 seconds later.
Damn.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6639
Team Evil
367
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 05:13:00 -
[865] - Quote
I can't drink with six sulking around cuz she got pwnt. and we have a pile of archons to fit rigs into. and a system to survey...
HEY SIX are you coming with? you still have all our ****
we need you.
EDM? you mean EFM | what did you just call me? |
Rain6636
Team Evil
120
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 05:13:00 -
[866] - Quote
you do?
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6639
Team Evil
367
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 05:14:00 -
[867] - Quote
yes and i like the new look, you pull off the butch thing better than 7
EDM? you mean EFM | what did you just call me? |
Rain6637
Team Evil
921
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 05:15:00 -
[868] - Quote
ha ha that's real funny, coming from the certified muncher of the group
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Rain6636
Team Evil
120
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 05:15:00 -
[869] - Quote
....what's a muncher?
five, what's a muncher?
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6635
Team Evil
60
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 05:16:00 -
[870] - Quote
she wants you to six her nine
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6638
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
80
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 05:19:00 -
[871] - Quote
Bye Commissar Kate. Bye Kirjava.
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
75
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 05:23:00 -
[872] - Quote
call me the poke-man, cuz I wanna catch 'em all |
Sofa King Hard
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 05:25:00 -
[873] - Quote
my life is culminating in this moment |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
75
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 05:27:00 -
[874] - Quote
uh ... dibs
yeah that's the word I was looking for. |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1307
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 10:33:00 -
[875] - Quote
*Zoe walks downstairs and takes a seat on the bar. While sipping on her coffee with sleepy eyes, she suddenly notices comatously sleeping Rains & Friends spread all over the bars interior. Of course naked and without cencoring bars.*
Oh wow, looks like a hard night, was it?
My corp has my mainGäó |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6713
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 12:33:00 -
[876] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:*Zoe walks downstairs and takes a seat on the bar. While sipping on her coffee with sleepy eyes, she suddenly notices comatously sleeping Rains & Friends spread all over the bars interior. Of course naked and without cencoring bars.* Oh wow, looks like a hard night, was it?
You have no idea. I don't think they can hold their liquor very well. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6845
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 15:57:00 -
[877] - Quote
How about a nice pic for the Rain clones. |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6165
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 16:14:00 -
[878] - Quote
Ugh... *downs a pint of water*
Where's the censor bar generator gone?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1308
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 21:20:00 -
[879] - Quote
Must be broken, since I can do this.
My corp has my mainGäó |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6206
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 22:01:00 -
[880] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:Must be broken, since I can do this. ...
...
Can I get you a drink?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6966
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 23:27:00 -
[881] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:Must be broken, since I can do this.
Look at those hocks. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6966
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 23:45:00 -
[882] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Zoe Kaltana wrote:Must be broken, since I can do this. Look at those hocks.
Hey I can take my pants off too...... and shirt
All you need is a good pair of boots. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
9621
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 23:51:00 -
[883] - Quote
Now I see why the Rain clones are after you.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6966
|
Posted - 2013.05.14 23:53:00 -
[884] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Now I see why the Rain clones are after you.
I'm pretty sure its the buttery skin. |
Rain6637
Team Evil
928
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 04:45:00 -
[885] - Quote
you know, Commissar Kate, you could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7000
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 05:05:00 -
[886] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:you know, Commissar Kate, you could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to.
|
Rain6637
Team Evil
928
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 06:15:00 -
[887] - Quote
hey so ... another pantsu party?
I'm ready to go... just finishing up some things in hangar... quit staring at my rattlesnake
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1308
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 06:34:00 -
[888] - Quote
*sips Kirjava's drink*
Pantsii Party \o/
Mhm, Kate is so buttery and Rain is so finally declothed!
My corp has my mainGäó |
Yiole Gionglao
126
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 06:36:00 -
[889] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Now I see why the Rain clones are after you.
*cough*
WHAT are you looking to, Mr. McNally?
*cough* |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1672
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 06:44:00 -
[890] - Quote
Am I late?
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1308
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 06:48:00 -
[891] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Huh? Oh, no no...just follow me.
My corp has my mainGäó |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
81
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 07:04:00 -
[892] - Quote
ain't gotta tell me twice..
sorry, pool's closed OPEN |
Rain6637
Team Evil
930
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 07:12:00 -
[893] - Quote
don't put off until tomorrow what you'd rather do today
we're here for the casual friday party?
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1310
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 07:25:00 -
[894] - Quote
It's a very rainy day today (^-^)
By the way, I think I finally found the cylon base, perhaps I even find more versions of Rains in there?
My corp has my mainGäó |
Rain6637
Team Evil
931
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 07:42:00 -
[895] - Quote
we were made in a....
.[transmission intercepted].
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7091
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 12:16:00 -
[896] - Quote
Someone on in my corp was sort of frightened by that pic of me. he said I reminded me of one of his girlfriends and how close to uncanny valley we are getting.
Yiole and Kate have practically the same body. Achura FTW |
Rain6637
Team Evil
934
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 12:38:00 -
[897] - Quote
I dunno, Commissar Kate... just because you're Achura doesn't mean you can't have a slight badonkey.
'n I don't know about them legs...
(whoop! whoop!
chicken chicken
whoop! whoop!
chicken legs)
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7096
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 12:40:00 -
[898] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:I dunno, Commissar Kate... just because you're Achura doesn't mean you can't have a slight badonkey.
'n I don't know about them legs...
(whoop! whoop!
chicken chicken
whoop! whoop!
chicken legs)
That was the default legs with the weight and muscle slider about halfway. |
Rain6637
Team Evil
934
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 12:42:00 -
[899] - Quote
mm. nothing default about this piece
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7096
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 12:45:00 -
[900] - Quote
Well I obviously messed with that piece. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1675
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 12:46:00 -
[901] - Quote
Hi, sweetie
So you're having a pantsu party?
Count me virtually in!
xxx,
Ish
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7099
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 12:53:00 -
[902] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:I dunno, Commissar Kate... just because you're Achura doesn't mean you can't have a slight badonkey.
'n I don't know about them legs...
(whoop! whoop!
chicken chicken
whoop! whoop!
chicken legs)
That can be changed with a PLEX |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7111
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 13:21:00 -
[903] - Quote
Oh and while we are at it. How about another angle. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
49261
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 13:22:00 -
[904] - Quote
LOL! What are you lot up too xD
|
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
9748
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 13:28:00 -
[905] - Quote
Start without her.
*scoops up Yiole and heads to his room*
I'll bring her back ....unharmed.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1676
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 13:33:00 -
[906] - Quote
Oh, I'm fine with it.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Yiole Gionglao
130
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 13:42:00 -
[907] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Me *gasp, gasp* too...
Oh, *pant* don't... *pant* don't worry, I am *gulps* OK...
Very OK... *blows* |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1676
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 13:49:00 -
[908] - Quote
14 minutes? Is he Random Fast McNally?
*Yiole rushes upstairs, shaking her head*
Oh... so that was just the warm up...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7143
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 13:52:00 -
[909] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:I dunno, Commissar Kate... just because you're Achura doesn't mean you can't have a slight badonkey. 'n I don't know about them legs... (whoop! whoop! chicken chickenwhoop! whoop! chicken legs)
I don't know If I can forgive you for this one. |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
18086
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 13:53:00 -
[910] - Quote
What is going on here?
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7150
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 14:02:00 -
[911] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:What is going on here?
Quck! Someone grab Miz strip her clothes off and post dirty pics of her. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
9813
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 14:09:00 -
[912] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:14 minutes? Is he Random Fast McNally?
*Yiole rushes upstairs, shaking her head*
Oh... so that was just the warm up...
Dont worry.....she wont be getting away again anytime soon....
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
49329
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 14:10:00 -
[913] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Mizhir wrote:What is going on here? Quck! Someone grab Miz strip her clothes off and post dirty pics of her.
Mission Accepted *Jumps at Mizzy Screaming*
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6294
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 14:54:00 -
[914] - Quote
Well I'm down for this.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
49425
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 15:00:00 -
[915] - Quote
Purrrrrrrr
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1315
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 15:13:00 -
[916] - Quote
omg, what have I started here
I must turn away in shame, quick!
My corp has my mainGäó |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6300
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 15:14:00 -
[917] - Quote
*flips out camera at Zoe*
SNAP
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7290
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 15:27:00 -
[918] - Quote
Well atleast we have a lot of shapes, sizes and colors to choose from. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
49475
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 15:34:00 -
[919] - Quote
Totally joining in when I get home, Works computer only does Low Detail
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1318
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 15:43:00 -
[920] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:*flips out camera at Zoe* SNAP
Please don't tell Chloe, she will punish me for copying her style!
We should start a thread called "Rate the Pants above you"
My corp has my mainGäó |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7308
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 15:45:00 -
[921] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Totally joining in when I get home, Works computer only does Low Detail
I await for this. |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1321
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 15:47:00 -
[922] - Quote
My corp has my mainGäó |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
9928
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 15:47:00 -
[923] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Alice Saki wrote:Totally joining in when I get home, Works computer only does Low Detail I await for this.
"Save image as...." button ready.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6349
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 15:48:00 -
[924] - Quote
*Throws 5M isk bills at Alice*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7308
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 15:52:00 -
[925] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:*Throws 5M isk bills at Alice*
Hey I want one too. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
49499
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 15:53:00 -
[926] - Quote
Oh Oh get me to 50k likes and I'll go all the way xD
*Starts downloading Photoshop*
|
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
9936
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 15:58:00 -
[927] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Oh Oh get me to 50k likes and I'll go all the way xD *Starts downloading Photoshop*
Challenge accepted.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Job Valador
Super Moose Defence Force
Smug Delinquents
45
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 16:05:00 -
[928] - Quote
*opens the door too the bar. One look and he realizes that he had accidentally opened "the door" instead of the door too his closet. He takes the sight of enough pantsu too fill a dresser three times over. He takes one last look, closes "the door" and keeps a mental note too come back in a more inebriated state*
[IMG]http://imageshack.us/a/img836/7059/c00286794da9496e2b391.jpg[/IMG]
Rule 34 ^ |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6366
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 16:06:00 -
[929] - Quote
Tempted to make that thread, perhaps we could make a Out of Pod Pinup calendar?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1322
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 16:28:00 -
[930] - Quote
Do it!
And I vote here and now for additional overprised underwear in the NEX shop, yay!
...I know, it would be virtually useless and you can only share via screenshot..but...that's EVE!!
My corp has my mainGäó |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6385
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 16:46:00 -
[931] - Quote
Done, get your scantily clad arses in here
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
49774
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 17:12:00 -
[932] - Quote
I may have taken too many xD
http://i.imgur.com/JBE4H1K.png
http://i.imgur.com/ZggWyYX.png
http://i.imgur.com/UvzCSgP.png
http://i.imgur.com/KGZAoxE.png
http://i.imgur.com/P7FcDff.png
http://i.imgur.com/0HAlxbm.png
http://i.imgur.com/B78ZqoP.png
http://i.imgur.com/wYTNXgR.png
http://i.imgur.com/0Ird5Je.png
http://i.imgur.com/lMnkVvP.png
^_^ Hehe
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1326
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 18:35:00 -
[933] - Quote
http://i.imgur.com/lMnkVvP.png
&
http://i.imgur.com/0HAlxbm.png
are a definitive RAAWWRR!! ^-^
My corp has my mainGäó |
Rain6637
Team Evil
943
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 18:55:00 -
[934] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:LOL! What are you lot up too xD
:-D
Random McNally wrote:
Start without her.
*scoops up Yiole and heads to his room*
I'll bring her back ....unharmed.
except... in the pelvic region
Commissar Kate wrote:I don't know If I can forgive you for this one.
hah. be mad. you're more fun that way
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
2690
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 18:56:00 -
[935] - Quote
/me plays the new song by daft punk |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6420
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 18:58:00 -
[936] - Quote
Thats not Daft Punk, thats a chicken.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1686
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 19:09:00 -
[937] - Quote
I just hope this doesn't gets out of control... Hey you!
What are you doing back there?
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Rain6637
Team Evil
943
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 19:37:00 -
[938] - Quote
eating
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7334
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 20:10:00 -
[939] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:I don't know If I can forgive you for this one. hah. be mad. you're more fun that way
That makes me even more angry. |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6428
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 20:13:00 -
[940] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6637 wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:I don't know If I can forgive you for this one. hah. be mad. you're more fun that way That makes me even more angry.
Angy Kate is best Kate
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6638
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
84
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 20:33:00 -
[941] - Quote
Commissar Kate, I know! a pony ride!
Giddyup!
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6435
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 20:36:00 -
[942] - Quote
Rain6638 wrote:Commissar Kate, I know! a pony ride! Giddyup!
Rain is best Pony?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6638
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
84
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 20:37:00 -
[943] - Quote
NNNNihihihihi
that's "yes" in pony
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
9980
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 21:02:00 -
[944] - Quote
Random walks into the common area of the bar (http://imgur.com/a/scIaK#XscD1fb). However, an arm grabs him from behind and pulls him back into the room.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Rain6637
Team Evil
946
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 21:18:00 -
[945] - Quote
mine.
rawr
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6439
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 21:20:00 -
[946] - Quote
Nice....
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7345
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 21:47:00 -
[947] - Quote
Rain6638 wrote:Commissar Kate, I know! a pony ride! Giddyup!
What do you think I am... Some sort of animal? |
Rain6639
Team Evil
378
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 21:47:00 -
[948] - Quote
Kirjava, what about me?
I'm looking all fancy with nowhere to go~
EDM? you mean EFM | what did you just call me? |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6445
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 21:48:00 -
[949] - Quote
*Nosebleed*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6637
Team Evil
951
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 21:50:00 -
[950] - Quote
9 you just totally talked over Commissar Kate
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Rain6639
Team Evil
378
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 21:50:00 -
[951] - Quote
hmm? sorry, I'm totally having a moment with Kirjava right now.
EDM? you mean EFM | what did you just call me? |
Rain6638
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
89
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 21:52:00 -
[952] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6638 wrote:Commissar Kate, I know! a pony ride! Giddyup! What do you think I am... Some sort of animal?
no, but I'm a pony and you should ride me Commissar Kate
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6449
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 21:59:00 -
[953] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:hmm? sorry, I'm totally having a moment with Kirjava right now.
No objections, love the outfit.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
86
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 22:04:00 -
[954] - Quote
don't... get caught alone with six
she broke my CQ |
Rain6636
Team Evil
127
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 22:05:00 -
[955] - Quote
sorry Loco... I had to release some steam.
and this clone is going away soon, so... I may have been reckless
<3 <3 XOXO
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
18145
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 23:29:00 -
[956] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Mizhir wrote:What is going on here? Quck! Someone grab Miz strip her clothes off and post dirty pics of her.
*Miz quickly draws a dagger from her boot and with one cut, she cuts off Kate's bra as she reaches out for her.*
Be careful little caldari girl. Or the panties will go as well.
*However Alice tackles Miz from behind and quickly Miz is overwhelmed... pics incomming tomorrow.*
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Ginko Brinalle
Brinalle Exports
1
|
Posted - 2013.05.15 23:41:00 -
[957] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:
*Miz quickly draws a dagger from her boot and with one cut, she cuts off Kate's bra as she reaches out for her.*
Be careful little caldari girl. Or the panties will go as well.
*However Alice tackles Miz from behind and quickly Miz is overwhelmed... pics incomming tomorrow.*
Oh don't mind me. Just, sitting here in the corner.
Trying not to stare.
Trying.
|
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
1589
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 00:07:00 -
[958] - Quote
*sigh*
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7349
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 00:41:00 -
[959] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Mizhir wrote:What is going on here? Quck! Someone grab Miz strip her clothes off and post dirty pics of her. *Miz quickly draws a dagger from her boot and with one cut, she cuts off Kate's bra as she reaches out for her.* Be careful little caldari girl. Or the panties will go as well. *However Alice tackles Miz from behind and quickly Miz is overwhelmed... pics incomming tomorrow.*
*Giggling hysterically, Kate cuts off Miz's bra in revenge after she is subdued by Alice.*
See what happens when you mess with me? |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
2692
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 07:20:00 -
[960] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Mizhir wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Mizhir wrote:What is going on here? Quck! Someone grab Miz strip her clothes off and post dirty pics of her. *Miz quickly draws a dagger from her boot and with one cut, she cuts off Kate's bra as she reaches out for her.* Be careful little caldari girl. Or the panties will go as well. *However Alice tackles Miz from behind and quickly Miz is overwhelmed... pics incomming tomorrow.* *Giggling hysterically, Kate cuts off Miz's bra in revenge after she is subdued by Alice.* See what happens when you mess with me?
boobs happens |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
28054
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 08:02:00 -
[961] - Quote
Liafcipe9000 wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Mizhir wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Mizhir wrote:What is going on here? Quck! Someone grab Miz strip her clothes off and post dirty pics of her. *Miz quickly draws a dagger from her boot and with one cut, she cuts off Kate's bra as she reaches out for her.* Be careful little caldari girl. Or the panties will go as well. *However Alice tackles Miz from behind and quickly Miz is overwhelmed... pics incomming tomorrow.* *Giggling hysterically, Kate cuts off Miz's bra in revenge after she is subdued by Alice.* See what happens when you mess with me? boobs happens
I approve of this message and or service.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
49851
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 08:10:00 -
[962] - Quote
This may have got out of hand
|
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
28058
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 08:16:00 -
[963] - Quote
Out of your hands maybe!
Bow-chikka-bow-wow
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
2693
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 09:14:00 -
[964] - Quote
nearly 50K likes?!
ALICERAPTOR HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS / SUPER SAIYAN MODE |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
49868
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 09:21:00 -
[965] - Quote
Liafcipe9000 wrote:nearly 50K likes?!
ALICERAPTOR HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS / SUPER SAIYAN MODE
I shall only use my powers for good
|
Rain6639
Team Evil
383
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 11:01:00 -
[966] - Quote
Alice,
Alice Saki wrote:LOL! What are you lot up too xD
^the best reaction I've seen in a long time :-D
EDM? you mean EFM | what did you just call me? |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
10012
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 11:12:00 -
[967] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:This may have got out of hand
This is what happens when you mix alcohol and scantilly clad people in a care free environment.
Isn't life grand??!!
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Rain6639
Team Evil
384
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 11:59:00 -
[968] - Quote
not everyone is naked :-D
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
49959
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 12:08:00 -
[969] - Quote
GÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑ
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1339
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 12:28:00 -
[970] - Quote
*declothes while entering TGFB...slaps some random (^-^) asses on her way to the bar and takes a seat*
*while sipping her drink she reads a message on her datapad*
Hello there big sister!
I'm caught in traffic jam again, jita gate is such a mess sometimes...^^
So I thought...since you told me about Kate's fascination about hocks...why not use the free time to make some fresh supplies for her! ^-^
Hope to join you guys soon at TGFB, depending on the amount of traffic it should be possible during two or three months already!! XD
hugs & kisses
Anne
*while Zoes mouth renders a big evilish grin, she transfers those hock-supplys to Kates datapad....and to all other datapads at TGFB*
My corp has my mainGäó |
Rain6638
Team Evil
99
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 13:19:00 -
[971] - Quote
HEY ZOE I challenge you to a pillowfight duel
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
50049
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 13:22:00 -
[972] - Quote
Haha Rain, Wanna work for the nex store?
|
Rain6638
Team Evil
99
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 13:25:00 -
[973] - Quote
I kinda just wanna go back to [transmission intercepted].
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7512
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 13:36:00 -
[974] - Quote
*awaits for the transmission* |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
50139
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 13:44:00 -
[975] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:*awaits for the transmission*
|
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1690
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 13:46:00 -
[976] - Quote
HMOG
Errr...
(Indah, it's Indah)
(What would she say?)
(Think, think)
Err... very nice.
(Heh, very expresive. Wouldn't had said it better myself)
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
10189
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 13:46:00 -
[977] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:*awaits for the transmission*
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1343
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 13:46:00 -
[978] - Quote
*proceeds blocking transmission with pillows*
edit:
TRIPLE NINJA!!!!
My corp has my mainGäó |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
10189
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 13:48:00 -
[979] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:*proceeds blocking transmission with pillows* edit: TRIPLE NINJA!!!!
Nice pillows...
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7545
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 13:50:00 -
[980] - Quote
Ishukone pillows, best pillows. |
Rain6638
Team Evil
101
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 13:54:00 -
[981] - Quote
I... can't talk about it. I can't even talk about the fact that I can't talk about it.
[connection lost].
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1695
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 13:57:00 -
[982] - Quote
Rain6638 wrote:I... can't talk about it. I can't even talk about the fact that I can't talk about it.
[connection lost].
(I should make a male char just for occasions like this)
Don't need to talk, some would be happy just that you sent more pics.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1344
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 13:57:00 -
[983] - Quote
Don't worry 8, just keep this pose for the rest of the day, will you?
edit:
Sorry Indah, again ninjae'd
My corp has my mainGäó |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7557
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 13:58:00 -
[984] - Quote
Rain6638 wrote:I... can't talk about it. I can't even talk about the fact that I can't talk about it.
[connection lost].
I'm disappointed now. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
50171
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 13:59:00 -
[985] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6638 wrote:I... can't talk about it. I can't even talk about the fact that I can't talk about it.
[connection lost]. I'm disappointed now.
|
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
18187
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 15:23:00 -
[986] - Quote
As promised
Dunno why the quality is so low. And the lack of body tatoos makes Miz a sad girl.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
50255
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 15:25:00 -
[987] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:As promisedDunno why the quality is so low. And the lack of body tatoos makes Miz a sad girl.
I really really want Body tattoo's in Eve... It's like my #1 wish
|
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
10283
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 15:50:00 -
[988] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Mizhir wrote:As promisedDunno why the quality is so low. And the lack of body tatoos makes Miz a sad girl. I really really want Body tattoo's in Eve... It's like my #1 wish
They'd actually have to allow clothing that shows it then...
Quick, to the Nexstore
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7630
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 15:54:00 -
[989] - Quote
I remember when they had sleeve tattoos on sisi for awhile and some really revealing clothing for the ladies. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
50274
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 15:55:00 -
[990] - Quote
I'm never on Sisi, Shame :(
|
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7638
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 15:57:00 -
[991] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:I'm never on Sisi, Shame :(
That was over a year ago,
I'm still mad they took away the awesome skin tones for Achura, now all we have is generic pale to black. |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
18208
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 16:09:00 -
[992] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Alice Saki wrote:I'm never on Sisi, Shame :( That was over a year ago, I'm still mad they took away the awesome skin tones for Achura, now all we have is generic pale to black.
Yeah, the new skintones sucks.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
10284
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 16:24:00 -
[993] - Quote
A fatigued looking Random walks out of his room and is jostled by the wall of sound that has met him. He looks up onto the small stage and sees Kate and Mizhir modelling their undergarments to the carolling shouts of "Skin to Win, Skin to Win". Both Kate and Miz seem to be holding their bras in place since they both seem to have suffered spontaneous clothing malfunctions. Seeing the slightly protruding knife blade handle in Miz's boot, he draws the conclusion that the clothing malfunction may have been intentional.
He strolls up to the bar and shouts his order over the deafening roar of the bar's patrons. The bartender takes down the order and then reaches under the bar for several bottles of purified drinking water and two cans of Quafe Supercharged. As he turns to head back to the room, he notices that roar of the crowd has drawn Yiole from the room. She is dressed in a large warm robe and a smile. He juggles the bottled water and Quafe drinks to his left arm and with a single swoop, shoulders the protesting Yiole up onto his shoulder.
She laughs and starts wrestling but only succeeds in opening the robe for the very few non-distracted patrons. He carefully carries her into the room. He reappears briefly and with a wolfish grin and an opened Quafe Supercharged, he closes them back inside.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1696
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 19:59:00 -
[994] - Quote
Indah watches Random shouldering Yiole and how she just manages to open her warm robe, to the pleasure and envy of the few non distracted patrons. The sight of a sight that recalls of snowy peaks and syrup toppings makes Indah mutter, for the nth time:
- Some so much, and others so few...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1346
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 20:14:00 -
[995] - Quote
*Since Zoe's nature is to never be distracted but always full of pleasure, she decides to share some of that with this slightly afflicted Khanid girl. By taking her hand, she gently leads her to one of the backrooms where things always happen but never been seen* ^-^
My corp has my mainGäó |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6543
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 20:59:00 -
[996] - Quote
*Continues to sit by the bar, Holoreel camera capturing the action with rolled up tissue up his nostrels*
Truly life is a glorious thing....
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
92
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 21:03:00 -
[997] - Quote
*not wanting to bother the man, Loco ponders Kirjava's tissues for some moments, before laughing to the point of tears while installing tissue into his own nostrils, and taking a seat near Kirjava to taking in the show |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6543
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 21:04:00 -
[998] - Quote
*Passes Loco a fresh beer, chinks his own against it and drinks to the glory of Alice in a maid outfit*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Faulker Gath'nor
Templar Directorate Holdings
Templar Command
188
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 21:05:00 -
[999] - Quote
Moves in close. to properly holo record this thru the monocle. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1704
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 21:18:00 -
[1000] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:*Since Zoe's nature is to never be distracted but always full of pleasure, she decides to share some of that with this slightly afflicted Khanid girl. By taking her hand, she gently leads her to one of the backrooms where things always happen but never been seen* ^-^
Indah slips of Zoe's hand and tells her that she doesn't wants a breast enlargement, no matter how uncomfortable is to be so closely related to busty women as Yiole and Ish. Knowing each other's customs, lives and bodies through the continued habit of sauna, Indah could tell perfectly when and how she lies on top, in the middle or at the bottom of all kinds of parameters, like: at the bottom of bustiness, in the middle of height and at the top of cuteness. Or at the bottom of weight, in the middle of muscularity and at the top of slimness. Or at the bottom of (censored), (censored) and (censored), in the middle of (censored) and (redacted) and at the top of (redacted).
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7704
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 21:34:00 -
[1001] - Quote
I don't know what it is but Rain number 8 has a certain hotness about her today.
I suspect its a trap. |
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
13109
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 21:48:00 -
[1002] - Quote
It usually is...
*you hear Shalua's voice from the door as she enters and walks across the room briskly, aiming straight for an empty table. she drops into the chair with a sigh then leans back and snaps her long legs on the table, crossing them in one motion*
"Ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!"
Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM) |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
93
|
Posted - 2013.05.16 21:54:00 -
[1003] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:*Passes Loco a fresh beer, chinks his own against it and drinks to the glory of Alice in a maid outfit*
*knowing better than to look a gift horse in the mouth, Loco takes a drink from the beer with gusto. Upon noticing the amazing taste, he turns the bottle in his had to read the front of the label. "Dos Equis." Loco reads under his breath. He continues to speak at a whisper: "where did he get a Dos Equis in space?"
*Loco looks back at Kirjava to ask the question, but Kirjava is already taking in Loco's enjoyment of the refreshing beer. Loco realizes Kirjava already knows the question, and so asking it would be very un-cool. |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1360
|
Posted - 2013.05.17 08:48:00 -
[1004] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Zoe Kaltana wrote:*Since Zoe's nature is to never be distracted but always full of pleasure, she decides to share some of that with this slightly afflicted Khanid girl. By taking her hand, she gently leads her to one of the backrooms where things always happen but never been seen* ^-^ Indah slips of Zoe's hand and tells her that she doesn't wants a breast enlargement, no matter how uncomfortable is to be so closely related to busty women as Yiole and Ish. Knowing each other's customs, lives and bodies through the continued habit of sauna, Indah could tell perfectly when and how she lies on top, in the middle or at the bottom of all kinds of parameters, like: at the bottom of bustiness, in the middle of height and at the top of cuteness. Or at the bottom of weight, in the middle of muscularity and at the top of slimness. Or at the bottom of (censored), (censored) and (censored), in the middle of (censored) and (redacted) and at the top of (redacted).
After several hours being caught in the middle of something (cencorbar starts lurking), involving Indah taking the top position over Zoe due to her background as a Khanid noblewoman in a sensual and playful way, while Zoe knows her place on the bottom (cencorbar scratches head if to strike or not), the both woman enter the front interior of TGFB again joining the new and common guests. As the bar owner of course, Indah walks on top wearing a noble Kimono, while Zoe follows her some steps behind honouring the bars new declothing habits wearing a breeze of no-thing.
My corp has my mainGäó |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
95
|
Posted - 2013.05.17 09:14:00 -
[1005] - Quote
*Loco looks at Zoe and every fiber of his being tells him those legs will be the death of his immortal body |
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
13124
|
Posted - 2013.05.17 09:49:00 -
[1006] - Quote
*Shalua looks up at Zoe and Indha and rolls her eyes, then she nods in their direction and quips* Zoe Koltana... I should have known you'd be here. *then she gets up smiling as she passes them on her way to the bar, leaning on it casually, looking for the bar person* A "Warp Scrambler" please, and a strong one at that.
"Ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!"
Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM) |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
50409
|
Posted - 2013.05.17 11:00:00 -
[1007] - Quote
*Swiftly moves from one side of the room to the other sweeping up still donning the Maid outfit, Has headphones on humming as she goes. Totally Oblivious too everyone around her*
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1362
|
Posted - 2013.05.17 12:40:00 -
[1008] - Quote
*elegantly evades Maidalice on her sweeping routine while walking to the bar joining Shali and Loco.*
"Hello Loco, and hello Shali, nice you made it up here finally" *warm smile*
*to the barmaid* "One warp stab please, I feel a little scrambled up."
*the barmaid hands her the requested drink and Zoe turns around on her barchair, one elbow leaning on the bars counter while overturning her legs. Sipping her drink to the soothing humming sounds of sweepy Alice*
My corp has my mainGäó |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7773
|
Posted - 2013.05.17 13:22:00 -
[1009] - Quote
*Demands cake to be brought to her* |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1714
|
Posted - 2013.05.17 13:36:00 -
[1010] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Zoe Kaltana wrote:*Since Zoe's nature is to never be distracted but always full of pleasure, she decides to share some of that with this slightly afflicted Khanid girl. By taking her hand, she gently leads her to one of the backrooms where things always happen but never been seen* ^-^ Indah slips of Zoe's hand and tells her that she doesn't wants a breast enlargement, no matter how uncomfortable is to be so closely related to busty women as Yiole and Ish. Knowing each other's customs, lives and bodies through the continued habit of sauna, Indah could tell perfectly when and how she lies on top, in the middle or at the bottom of all kinds of parameters, like: at the bottom of bustiness, in the middle of height and at the top of cuteness. Or at the bottom of weight, in the middle of muscularity and at the top of slimness. Or at the bottom of (censored), (censored) and (censored), in the middle of (censored) and (redacted) and at the top of (redacted). After several hours being caught in the middle of something (cencorbar starts lurking), involving Indah taking the top position over Zoe due to her background as a Khanid noblewoman in a sensual and playful way, while Zoe knows her place on the bottom (cencorbar scratches head if to strike or not), the both woman enter the front interior of TGFB again joining the new and common guests. As the bar owner of course, Indah walks on top wearing a noble Kimono, while Zoe follows her some steps behind honouring the bars new declothing habits wearing a breeze of no-thing.
Obviously you may have mistaken someone else for Indah as she's strictly heterosexual for... huh... design reasons.
Same as Yiole and Ish, btw.
Huh? Was that a mirror or did i just saw a lookalike of mine with Zoe?
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1364
|
Posted - 2013.05.17 15:13:00 -
[1011] - Quote
The alternate Indah briefly greets to Zoe on her way out. She quickly disappears through the backdoor as she gets catched by Indahs eyes. Irritated, speechless and virtually unable to move, Indah turns back to Zoe in complete disbelief.
Zoe looks in Indahs face for a short moment which slowly turns into an appalled state while Indahs mind slowly begins to regain consciousness.
Zoe takes another sip and begins to explain...
"Ok. First answer: You are not getting mad. Second: Yes this was you...practically. Third: It's not what it looks like. And finally: No, I can't tell you any more details without potentially harming the space-time continuum."
My corp has my mainGäó |
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
13239
|
Posted - 2013.05.17 15:26:00 -
[1012] - Quote
*Shalua chuckles into her drink but keeps her eyes cast down while she turns around and leans her lower back and elbows on the bar*
"Ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!"
Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM) |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
50488
|
Posted - 2013.05.17 15:38:00 -
[1013] - Quote
*Suddenly a Danceable tune play through Alice's headphones, She Starts dancing with her broom. Ignoring everyone's gaze*
|
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
10445
|
Posted - 2013.05.17 16:02:00 -
[1014] - Quote
The soft persistent chime woke Random from his deep sleep. He lay in bed with Yiole in his arms, pressed together as if craving the physical contact. He turned his head and noticed that a faint light illuminated from his datapad. So the Gǣwake up callGǥ was for him. He soured and thought, GǣGǪthis had better be good.Gǥ
He slowly untangled himself from the sleeping Yiole. She gave a faint groan of protest but Random brushed the hair from the side of her face and whispered, GǣShhhhhhhGǪ..Gǥ She settled back into contented sleep. He turned to face the datapad and ran his hands across the skin of his bald head, taking mental note of the chaos his rented room had become. Yiole was a vigorous lover and being GǣcagedGǥ in his room for the last two days had brought out a wild and passionate side of her that made him smile.
He stood up and took the two brief steps to the table where his datapad lay. The air in the room felt intensely cold in contrast to her body warmth and the bed. With a frown, he picked up his datapad.
GÇ£Priority One MessageGÇ¥ showed in bold lettering on the crystal screen. He entered his security passwords and pulled up the message. A face appeared, a recorded message sent out and he recognized the face as a director in the alliance. GÇ£Priority One Message begins.GÇ¥ The director said, GÇ£Alliance has declared war and your presence has been requested on the front lines, McNally.GÇ¥ A sly smile slid across the directorGÇÖs face. GÇ£I hope youGÇÖve enjoyed your little vacation.GÇ¥ The smile vanished as the recorded message continued. GÇ£Report to Red HQ in Otela for your orders. Message ends.GÇ¥
He had been enjoying his GÇÿvacationGÇÖ. He turned to look at the sleeping form of Yiole and wished it could continue. For years he had been a soldier, a capsuleer bred in combat since before his conversion. He had lived a very good life as an GÇÿimmortal demi-godGÇÖ among the men and women of New Eden. He interacted with many of his fellow GÇÿdemi-godsGÇÖ, almost exclusively since the common men and women, the ground dwellers, could not relate. There will always be a gulf between Man and Capsuleer. It was a gulf that forevermore, could not be filled.
GÇ£Acknowledged.GÇ¥ He responded. The datapad send the encrypted message. Alliance Headquarters will know that Random, line grunt pilot for the Federation, would be on his way to fight and die, and fight again.
He took the datapad into the roomGÇÖs refresher. When the door was closed, he keyed up a communication to Captain Ral Springer. GÇ£Good morning, sirGÇ¥ the captain said when the comm link was established, GÇ£your orders?GÇ¥
GÇ£Captain, GÇ£Random responded quietly GÇ£I would like you to warm up GÇÿCourierGÇÖ and make it ready for departure. We depart in two hours.GÇ¥
GÇ£Aye sir.GÇ¥ Captain Ral replied. He paused just a moment as if to say something. A concerned look crossed his face and then brushed it off. Capsuleers did not need pity. He turned and began giving orders and the comm link faded.
Random looked at himself in the mirror. He had slept, deeply, but he felt the life of the last couple of days drain from him. He noticed various scratches, bruises and bite marks. A couple of them drew blood and he smiled as he touched them. He liked having these trophies. Some of the Minmatar tribe practiced ritual scarring but this was different. It was far more personal and again it drew the longing smile from him.
He entered the shower and luxuriated in the hot water. It really didnGÇÖt matter since he would be submerged in the fluid of his pod very soon, but he gave credence to the ritual of preparing for battle. He stepped out after he had felt the purge of human emotion. He towel dried and stepped out into the main area of the room. Quietly taking clean clothes from the drawer, he dressed in silence. He had nearly finished dressing when he felt YioleGÇÖs eyes on him. He turned and saw that she was watching him. Her eyes were full of concern and the iron fa+ºade began to crack around Random.
GÇ£You are leaving?GÇ¥ she said as she began to sit up in the bed.
GÇ£Yes. IGÇÖve been called in to Red Headquarters. It appears we are going to war.GÇ¥ He sat down next to her on the bed, his shirt still in his hand
GÇ£I fear IGÇÖve left you with some scars.GÇ¥ She said, wistfully smiling as her fingers traced the deeper of the scratches and bites.
GÇ£IGÇÖll treasure them.GÇ¥ He whispered back and kissed her passionately on the mouth. The heat began to rise between the two and Random gently broke off the contact. He stood up and spoke under his breath, GÇ£for as long as this body has them.GÇ¥
He pulled on his shirt and walked to the door. As he opened it, he turned back to Yiole. GÇ£I would very much like to see you when IGÇÖm no longer needed at the lines.GÇ¥ He turned his face downward, flushing at the statement and stepped out into the Bar.
Random was struck by the surreal tableau before him. Alice Saki in a maidGÇÖs outfit sweeping the floor and dancing to her portable entertainment player, Zoe walking unclad and speaking with Indah and an apparently animated replica, still flushed from some unknown activities. Most of the patrons were still in various stages of undress, a remnant from the pantsu party. He soaked in the scene and moved up to the bar. He paid for his room for an additional month and with one last glance at the room, left the bar.
His ship was prepared as he entered the bay. Captain Springer walked up to him and fell in step as Random moved to the ship. He took a few moments to look over the heavily modified Executioner. Springer watched him look over the various systems. Springer was confident in his crew and knew that the capsuleer would find no faults. He stood silently and collected RandomGÇÖs clothing as he entered the pod.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
10445
|
Posted - 2013.05.17 16:03:00 -
[1015] - Quote
Random set into connecting himself to the pod. The brief spasm of panic and the momentary sensation of drowning as the last vestiges of air from his lungs were expelled and the amniotic fluid of the pod entered him. The Direct wiring, as if animated serpents, snaked its way to the implants along his spine and skull. As the connections were made, a blaze of input flooded RandomGÇÖs mind. He felt the fluids and electrical impulses coursing through the pod, and soon through the ship. The emotion of his parting with Yiole drained away. There was no room for emotion. Machines had no emotions.
GÇ£Captain Springer, GÇ£Random said in a voice devoid of life, GÇ£best speed to Otela.GÇ¥
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!! |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
101
|
Posted - 2013.05.17 16:21:00 -
[1016] - Quote
ok, now -that- is a cool motherf |
Rain6636
Team Evil
130
|
Posted - 2013.05.17 16:22:00 -
[1017] - Quote
shut your mouth!
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7827
|
Posted - 2013.05.17 17:41:00 -
[1018] - Quote
Rain6636 wrote:shut your mouth!
You poor girl, you still look so sad and pitiful. You need to restore your self to your former glory. |
Rain6636
Team Evil
131
|
Posted - 2013.05.17 17:52:00 -
[1019] - Quote
but I'm not done being naughty
I don't know why, but I like the attention... I know it's not healthy... seven is abusive sometimes, but she knows how to hurt me so perfectly... it tells me she understands me...
though nine truly scares me. she really really doesn't care if I'm hurt
but seven... she... turns me on oh my goodness I can't believe I'm saying this
Commissar Kate, I am so messed up!
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
127
|
Posted - 2013.05.18 10:32:00 -
[1020] - Quote
I'll say: you're ******* loco! |
Yiole Gionglao
160
|
Posted - 2013.05.18 22:13:00 -
[1021] - Quote
Yiole stood at the bed as the door shut behind Random. Despite her mental habits of stiffing under hard circunstances and the awareness of the power of pod technology, a not-completely-human part of her mind was scared to see Random leave to go to meet violence.
She went to take a shower and clean herself from that thought, and as water ran on her skin -the walls still were warm after the last use, and she would swear she could snse random's smell- she started making her mind on what would be next.
Due to a unforeseen turn of events, she had just lost her latest two lovers in less than a week. That would be an issue worth thinking about later. Also was the issue with the expiracy of her pilot license in a few days. What would she do? She had acquired a pilot license extension that could be used at any time, but as was becoming usual since she took her first break from piloting, she was feeling increasinly tired and jaded of her activites as a capsuleer.
Thinking grimly about it, she would feel the temptation to regret her transformation to a capsuleer. Nothing on the other side of the fence had readied her to a realization which Ishtanchuk -always the thoughtful one, always the stark one- had summarized clearly: "we are parasites".
Capsuleers feasted on the body of civilization, running their own economy (an economy where a nuclear missile costed 20 ISK, and a cubic meter of H2O, 200 ISK), and that economy only served to take the lives of endless crewmen and return nothing but taxes and clone fees to the real world. Capsuleers lived for and by destruction; a miner like Yiole could earn millions as the fruit of her labor would became either target or destroyer, feeding an endless spiral of violence caused by egotism, psychosis and impunity. And why? Because being immortal is boring? What's the urge to live, when life it's been deprived of meaning by evading death? And so the most spoiled and deranged brats in the universe created their own virtual world, playing their violence games well away of the sight of human race, taking and not giving back, forever.
"We are parasites" -muttered Yiole. "And we better don't question our role too much".
Then she dressed herself as the Robo-Aides started cleaning the mess in Random's appartment. Yiole smiled with the recalling of when, how and why had the chaos spread around, albeit many of it had happened in circunstances where Yiole was to busy with her insides as to notice the outer world.
Yiole opened the door and exited the appartment without looking back. Then she went downstairs and saw the quiet bar, and then recalled it was weekend (saturday already?) and on weekends most patrons had other stuff to do. Like war, or tools to war, or targets to war. "Would have Random had departed yet...?". The thought crossed her mind and then, shaking her head, Yiole walked to the bar and talked to Indahmawar:
- Hi, sweetie!
- Hi, Yiole. Good to have some news on you... albeit last time you looked quite good -Indah winked.
- Please tell, Indah... Does sex, as in "a crazy lot of splendorous sex", make you start worrying afterwards about the meaning of your life...?
And as Indah opened her eyes wider and wider, Yiole started laughing louder and louder... |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7987
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 03:04:00 -
[1022] - Quote
Tried on some new clothes tonight.
http://imgur.com/a/fyq3C |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1747
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 09:46:00 -
[1023] - Quote
Ish told me to dedicate this one to Kate and the Rains
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8036
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 14:34:00 -
[1024] - Quote
Is this what Yiole has on but with the coat?
http://i.imgur.com/9kIzc98.png |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1777
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 15:43:00 -
[1025] - Quote
Yes, that's it.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Rain6637
Team Evil
969
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 16:07:00 -
[1026] - Quote
I... must... have kate.
20billion ISK for Commissar Kate's corpsicle.
not that there is such a market... I may have outbid myself.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8043
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 16:14:00 -
[1027] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:I... must... have kate.
20billion ISK for Commissar Kate's corpsicle.
not that there is such a market... I may have outbid myself.
You know.....
The more I drink the cuter you look you devious little fiend you. |
Rain6637
Team Evil
971
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 16:17:00 -
[1028] - Quote
Want To Eat: Commissar Kate with ketchup
alive or dead
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8046
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 16:23:00 -
[1029] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:Want To Eat: Commissar Kate with ketchup
alive or dead
Get a couple of more drinks in me and you may have you wish come true. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8047
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 16:49:00 -
[1030] - Quote
*Has a few more shots and glomps number 7* |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1407
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 17:16:00 -
[1031] - Quote
*grins shelmish and hands seven a big bottle of spicy ketchup*
OOPE Pinup Calender application thread
My corp has my mainGäó |
Rain6637
Team Evil
974
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 17:43:00 -
[1032] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:*Has a few more shots and glomps number 7*
But, soft!
what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Katie is the sun.
Arise, fair Kate, and come to my CQ
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8060
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 17:50:00 -
[1033] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:*Has a few more shots and glomps number 7* But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Katie is the sun. Arise, fair Kate, and come to my CQ
*Cautiously follows seven to her CQ* |
Rain6639
Team Evil
417
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 19:21:00 -
[1034] - Quote
hey guys! anyone seen seven?
or Commissar Kate? both their ships are docked outside.
how weird
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8070
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 19:43:00 -
[1035] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:hey guys! anyone seen seven?
or Commissar Kate? both their ships are docked outside.
how weird
Hey look, a visitor. We have plenty of X-Instinct, Drop, and Frentix left. You want some? |
Rain6639
Team Evil
420
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 19:49:00 -
[1036] - Quote
Hi Kate <3 <3
...and hi ssseven... why is there ketchup all over your face
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Rain6637
Team Evil
981
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 19:50:00 -
[1037] - Quote
oh i was just enjoying some chicken legs
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8073
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 19:53:00 -
[1038] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:oh i was just enjoying some chicken legs
You're still mean, but I'm ignoring that for now |
Rain6637
Team Evil
984
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 20:02:00 -
[1039] - Quote
doesn't matter, had sex
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8077
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 20:06:00 -
[1040] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:doesn't matter, had sex
Its hard to find a good Achura in my part of space. Lets just say you met all my expectations. |
Rain6639
Team Evil
421
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 20:10:00 -
[1041] - Quote
I'm... going to pretend I didn't hear any of that.
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8077
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 20:18:00 -
[1042] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:I'm... going to pretend I didn't hear any of that.
Mmmm, I heard brunettes are delicious this time of year. |
Rain6639
Team Evil
421
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 20:25:00 -
[1043] - Quote
they are! i mean, I am
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8080
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 20:34:00 -
[1044] - Quote
*glomps nine and shoves a X-Instinct down her throat*
You're mine now. |
Rain6639
Team Evil
422
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 20:38:00 -
[1045] - Quote
<3 <3 COMMISSAR KATE YOU'RE AN ANIMAL <3 <3
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8081
|
Posted - 2013.05.19 21:11:00 -
[1046] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:<3 <3 COMMISSAR KATE YOU'RE AN ANIMAL <3 <3
RAWR |
Rain6637
Team Evil
990
|
Posted - 2013.05.20 07:52:00 -
[1047] - Quote
you course through my veins and your face is imprinted on my existence forever.
my memories of you will follow me through pod death, and for that I am thankful.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Rain6639
Team Evil
430
|
Posted - 2013.05.20 07:53:00 -
[1048] - Quote
orrrr you could not be creepy about it
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Rain6637
Team Evil
990
|
Posted - 2013.05.20 07:54:00 -
[1049] - Quote
you're right.
tl;dr:
first.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6575
|
Posted - 2013.05.20 07:55:00 -
[1050] - Quote
Suddenly Kirjava is back.
Hello Rains, hows it going?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1419
|
Posted - 2013.05.20 08:26:00 -
[1051] - Quote
*deactivates cloathing device and primaries the bar*
Hey seven-nine-kate-kir, how's things? ...why's seven full of ketchup?
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
My corp has my mainGäó |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6592
|
Posted - 2013.05.20 08:31:00 -
[1052] - Quote
Loco Kamikaze wrote:*knowing better than to look a gift horse in the mouth, Loco takes a drink from the beer with gusto. Upon noticing the amazing taste, he turns the bottle in his had to read the front of the label. "Dos Equis." Loco reads under his breath. He continues to speak at a whisper: "where did he get a Dos Equis in space?" *Loco looks back at Kirjava to ask the question, but Kirjava is already taking in Loco's enjoyment of the refreshing beer. Loco realizes Kirjava already knows the question, and so asking it would be very un-cool.
No comment, a good photo of me if I do say so myself.
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Rain6637
Team Evil
991
|
Posted - 2013.05.20 08:39:00 -
[1053] - Quote
well...
Commissar Kate ripped through us like a supernova
I'm more in love than ever
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1429
|
Posted - 2013.05.20 08:51:00 -
[1054] - Quote
Supernova? But she always seems so cuddly and reluctant.
*notices Kate sitting next to seven with glowing red eyes and flaming corona*
Oh... no dice! ^-^
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6604
|
Posted - 2013.05.20 08:52:00 -
[1055] - Quote
Wait, who's shagging who now?
Gin and Tonic anyone?
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Rain6637
Team Evil
994
|
Posted - 2013.05.20 08:55:00 -
[1056] - Quote
I would talk about it, but I think I will wait until morning to make sure it wasn't a dream
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8199
|
Posted - 2013.05.20 13:03:00 -
[1057] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:Supernova? But she always seems so cuddly and reluctant. *notices Kate sitting next to seven with glowing red eyes and flaming corona* Oh... no dice! ^-^
Like i've said before, don't trust my cute and innocent face. |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
18295
|
Posted - 2013.05.20 14:01:00 -
[1058] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Zoe Kaltana wrote:Supernova? But she always seems so cuddly and reluctant. *notices Kate sitting next to seven with glowing red eyes and flaming corona* Oh... no dice! ^-^ Like i've said before, don't trust my cute and innocent face.
Yeah, she looks cute and innocent and then when you offer her some cake she eats the entire cake.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
1634
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 06:08:00 -
[1059] - Quote
*Comes in with primative headphones on with a really old MP3 with some retro music (Daft Punks new album Random Access Memories) playing*
Man, where did all the good music go? Did the years kill our sense of Dance?
*and starts dancing in the bar*
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Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
51087
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 07:32:00 -
[1060] - Quote
*Pulls out some sorta small Device, Presses a Few Buttons, Laughs Menacingly*
Suddenly the Music from Sheimi old style MP3 is now playing out every speaker in the bar
*Slouches back in her Armchair, with a Silly big grin on her face*
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1524
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 07:54:00 -
[1061] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:*Pulls out some sorta small Device, Presses a Few Buttons, Laughs Menacingly*
Suddenly the Music from Sheimi old style MP3 is now playing out every speaker in the bar
*Slouches back in her Armchair, with a Silly big grin on her face*
*Zoe's implants seem to be affected by Alice's device too and she joins Sheimi's dance*
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1898
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 12:58:00 -
[1062] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:Alice Saki wrote:*Pulls out some sorta small Device, Presses a Few Buttons, Laughs Menacingly*
Suddenly the Music from Sheimi old style MP3 is now playing out every speaker in the bar
*Slouches back in her Armchair, with a Silly big grin on her face* *Zoe's implants seem to be affected by Alice's device too and she joins Sheimi's dance*
Auntie Ish's advice: just buy it now.
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8715
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 13:21:00 -
[1063] - Quote
Where is my cake? I don't put my hair up for no reason you know. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1910
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 13:52:00 -
[1064] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Where is my cake? I don't put my hair up for no reason you know.
*Indah brings cake to Kate*
You pull your hair up to have cake? Why? Are you gonna smash it on your face?
*Indah runs and hides before cakes start flying around*
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8792
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 13:53:00 -
[1065] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Where is my cake? I don't put my hair up for no reason you know. *Indah brings cake to Kate* You pull your hair up to have cake? Why? Are you gonna smash it on your face? *Indah runs and hides before cakes start flying around*
No, but it can get messy sometimes. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
1911
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 13:59:00 -
[1066] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Where is my cake? I don't put my hair up for no reason you know. *Indah brings cake to Kate* You pull your hair up to have cake? Why? Are you gonna smash it on your face? *Indah runs and hides before cakes start flying around* No, but it can get messy sometimes.
*Indah watches Kate go down on the cake with a machete and a pickaxe*
Better messy than gory...
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1527
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 14:01:00 -
[1067] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:No, but it can get messy sometimes.
I can approve on behalf of Mrs. Rain663X
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
51486
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 14:38:00 -
[1068] - Quote
o.O
I just did my HAIR!!
KATE!!! OMFG..... TIme to shower again
|
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8827
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 14:40:00 -
[1069] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:o.O
I just did my HAIR!!
KATE!!! OMFG..... TIme to shower again
Don't worry, it will wash out. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
51486
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 14:41:00 -
[1070] - Quote
Indahmawar Do we have Showers here?
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1544
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 14:43:00 -
[1071] - Quote
Yea *giggles* hair bleach will wash out, seriously!
Looks good by the way, RAWR ^-^
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
51486
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 14:46:00 -
[1072] - Quote
Shut up and Throw me a Towel xD
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1546
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 14:51:00 -
[1073] - Quote
*walks over with a towel verrrrry slowly, then handing it to Alice with a shelmish smirk, then turns and runs* >>>>> \>.>/
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
51486
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 14:53:00 -
[1074] - Quote
*Shouts* Thank you as she runs off
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1549
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 15:15:00 -
[1075] - Quote
*notices the dancefloor on her way out and suddenly feels a dragging pain in her head while the still stimulated implants pull her back to dance*
Oh ****!
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8861
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 15:29:00 -
[1076] - Quote
*shakes her head at Zoe as she walks to the dance floor as if she is some sort of zombie* |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
51510
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 15:33:00 -
[1077] - Quote
*shakes her head at Katie for being covered in Cake as if she some sorta Crazy person*
|
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
10983
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 15:38:00 -
[1078] - Quote
*shakes his head at Alice since she's come from the shower without any clothes on.*
Late edit: Damnit, I'm not here.....
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
51520
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 15:39:00 -
[1079] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:*shakes his head at Alice since she's come from the shower without any clothes on.*
*Runs into the backroom*
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1562
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 15:41:00 -
[1080] - Quote
*shakes her head because she is a zombie* brrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnssssss
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8878
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 15:50:00 -
[1081] - Quote
*As Kate watches Alice streak across the room to find some some clothes, Zoe grabs Kate and screams brains. |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1563
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 16:04:00 -
[1082] - Quote
*bites* mmhmmm...Kate *suddenly the malfunctioning implants turn back to normal and Zoe notices the marks of her teeth on Kate's neck* Oh..oh...Seven will kill me for this.
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 16:16:00 -
[1083] - Quote
Laudenum walks into the bar and the visage halts her in her tracks. She tilts her head down slightly to look over the rims of her glasses. She shakes her head and walks up to the bar. "So this is where Random hangs out, huh?" she thinks. "I would expect better from him"
She takes note of the platinum blonde nudist streaking for the back rooms, the raven haired woman trying to emulate eating the brains of a plain blonde, the discarded clothing and the general decadence of the room.
"I would have expected MUCH better." she amended.
She walked up to the bar and orders a beverage. Pulling herself to her full 5'6" as if to steel herself to view a horrific scene, she turns around to do one last look. She takes her time scanning around the bar as if looking for someone, but as her view passes from patron to patron, it's apparent that she is not finding who she is looking for. She turns back to the bartender as her drink arrives. "Do you know a Random McNally?" She asks the bartender. "Bald, about 6'2", scar around his left eye?" she continues as she pays for her drink.
"Yea, " the pretty bartender responds, "he left a couple of days ago. Haven't seen him since"
Laudenum's face darkened. "Would anyone in here possibly know where he went?"
"Probably," the bartender responded. "I know he's been spending a lot of time with Yiole."
Laudenum gave her a gimlet stare. How in the Hells was she to know who this 'Yiole' is? With a forced smile and a venom dripped voice, she turned back to the bartender and asked, "Would you be able to point out this 'Yiole' to me? I'm a little new here."
"No." the bartender responded curtly. "You aren't paying enough." And with that, the bartender danced off to deal with more intoxicated, and presumably generous customers. Laudenum turns around with an obvious stormcloud over her head and continued to watch the patrons. "Nice going Laud." she commented to herself. "Way to endear yourself to the masses." She turned around full to watch the bar and the lascivious actions of the people. "How the hell am I going to find my business partner?" |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1013
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 16:36:00 -
[1084] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:*bites* mmhmmm...Kate *suddenly the malfunctioning implants turn back to normal and Zoe notices the marks of her teeth on Kate's neck* Oh..oh...Seven will kill me for this. edit: ...or worse...
I was gonna call tails
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8908
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 16:39:00 -
[1085] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:Zoe Kaltana wrote:*bites* mmhmmm...Kate *suddenly the malfunctioning implants turn back to normal and Zoe notices the marks of her teeth on Kate's neck* Oh..oh...Seven will kill me for this. edit: ...or worse... I was gonna call tails
Please don't hurt her, sometimes I can't help myself. |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1013
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 16:41:00 -
[1086] - Quote
I thought it was hot
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8925
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 16:58:00 -
[1087] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:I thought it was hot
Really? I thought you might be upset about it. |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
18497
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 17:14:00 -
[1088] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6637 wrote:I thought it was hot Really? I thought you might be upset about it.
What about this?
*Gently bites Kate's lower lip*
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1570
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 17:16:00 -
[1089] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:Zoe Kaltana wrote:*bites* mmhmmm...Kate *suddenly the malfunctioning implants turn back to normal and Zoe notices the marks of her teeth on Kate's neck* Oh..oh...Seven will kill me for this. edit: ...or worse... I was gonna call tails
I'm not completely shure what you mean with "call tails"...does it has something to do with this horse harness you are holding?
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Yiole Gionglao
188
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 20:16:00 -
[1090] - Quote
Yiole walks into the bar with an amused expression in her face. Oblivious to everything, she meets Indah and talks to her:
- Hey sweetie, you guess what?
- What?
- We don't have 538542!
- Whaaat?
- We don't have version 538542 of the capsule control software.
- And so?
- And so, the CCP overlords ****** up the control system and now I can't update our pilot license until we can actually use it. So officially in some 18 hours, you and me will be grounded until CCP Backfire fixes what he broke.
- But... but... is there any fix?
- Yes, wait until CCP Backfire fixes what he broke. I mean, I could activate our license extension the same, but as we can't acces the control software, we can't fly. Kinda silly, then.
- But... but...
- Stop saying but! There's some laws in the universe, and one of them is that CCP Backfire will fix what wasn't broken and break it at the first untimely chance.
- But I want to stay here! We won't be able to enter the Bar without an active license!
- Well, maybe tomorrow those CCP bunglers will get it right so we can use the capsule control software again... otherwise I'm not activating the pilot license extension until I can, huh, pilot something...
- Sigghh...
- Yay. Do you still have that awful rose liqueur you liked so much?
- Yes. Nobody appreciates rose liqueur around here...
- Serve me one and another for you, and let's empty a bottle!
- Suuure?
- Did I ever told you're lovely when you're drunk?
- I can't recall...
Yiole bursts in laughs as Indah serves some rose liqueur of Khanid specialty, a beverage composed of water, alcohol and caramel, intensely flavored with rose essence. The smell draws the attention of some patrons, but Yiole's face after having her first shot dissuades them to even try... |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8978
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 20:25:00 -
[1091] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:Rain6637 wrote:Zoe Kaltana wrote:*bites* mmhmmm...Kate *suddenly the malfunctioning implants turn back to normal and Zoe notices the marks of her teeth on Kate's neck* Oh..oh...Seven will kill me for this. edit: ...or worse... I was gonna call tails I'm not completely shure what you mean with "call tails"...does it has something to do with this horse harness you are holding?
I would like to know aswell. |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
1665
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 20:39:00 -
[1092] - Quote
*finally notices that her music is now playing over the loudspeakers of the bar and pulls her headphones off, continuing to dance after taking her coat off and draping it over a chair*
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
1922
|
Posted - 2013.05.21 21:43:00 -
[1093] - Quote
Indah and Yiole were sitting by the bar, with an empty bottle of roses liquor by them. Albeit Yiole was just a bit dizzy, Indah was obviously beyond her ability to digest alcohol, and her face displayed a shy smile as she mumbled:
- Do you know? You know, you know?
- I know what?
- I love you, Yiole. I truly truly love you. I love you that you are my friend.
- i love you too, Indah.
- And I love your eyes. They're blue, blue, blue. Blue eyes. And they match so well with your nose. i love your nose, too.
- Well, thank you.
- You nose is so... so... so like the way your nose is. And you have those holes... those.. the nose... nostrils. Yes, I love your nostrils to.
- Indah...
- And i love that we are friends. I love that we are friends and love you and i love that you are my friend.
- Indah...
- And I love Ishtanchuk to. I love her so much that if she was not my cousin i would look for her to be my cousing and love her a lot. I love her even if she' got those big boobies and men only have eyes for her.
- Indah, maybe it's time to go sleep?
- Boobies boobies boobies... they drive men crazy. Fall straight on their knees and they say "mommy, milk" just to see Ishtan's large, perfect...
- Indah!
- Oh, oh-oh, apologies. Your boobies also are big and... and... and big. I love your boobies too.
- Let's go sleep, come on.
- No, no, we can't go sleep. There is... was... a... asking for Random. Yes, a woman was asking for Random before.
- A woman?
- Angry woman with the red hair. She was my tall... my... my height, i mean.
- And what she wanted?
- I told her you may know where is Random but she was very angry. I don't love her, no. She can go and find someone else to love her with the red hair and the poor manners.
- OK, i'll look for her later. Now, can you walk?
- Of course I can walk. but I would lvoe that you carried me in your arms.
- No really, can you walk?
- Please, i am a feather... weight. Like a feather.
Yiole sighed. She wasn't in the mood to drive Indah into the silly joking that was so fun when Indah was intoxicated, and all in all she wondered who could be the short redhair stranger. So Yiole grabbed Indah in her arms and as she suspected, they barely had walked some steps before Indah rested her head on Yiole's shoulder and her breath quieted. When they reached the first steps on the stairs, Indah was almost asleep, and she already snored softly when Yiole opened Indah's door. Yiole put Indah on the bed and streched her arms, then called a couple of Robo-Aide drones to take care of Indah, undress her and put her to sleep. While the machines took care of their sleeping master, Yiole peaked at the security cameras, but saw no trace of the redhaired stranger. The Robo-Aides went back to their niches and Yiole heard Indah calling.
- Yiole? Are you there?
- Yes, but i'm leaving now. Sleep well.
With only her face and the silk-covered shoulders showing from below the blanket, Indah reminded Yiole strongly of a little girl, an effect increased by the kingsize bed.
- Good night, Yiole. Sure tomorrow CCP will sort the software issue...
- Good night, Indah.
- Yiole...
- Yes?
- I love you to be my friend.
- I also love being yours.
- That's sweet...
Yiole left the bedroom and then exited the appartment. As usual, Nermal the ressurrected sabretooth had perceived when its master was going to sleep, and so was siting by the door, waiting to sleep in front of it for all night. Yiole scratched briefly behind Nermal's ears, and the genetically engineered pet beast purred in response before shaking its head and stretching in front of Indah's door. Duty was duty.
From behind the door, Indah listened to Nermal's purr and fell asleep.
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Rain6637
Team Evil
1015
|
Posted - 2013.05.22 00:16:00 -
[1094] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:What about this?
*Gently bites Kate's lower lip*
if you value your clone do it again DO IT AGAIN RIGHT NOW BUT SLOWER!
Commissar Kate wrote:Zoe Kaltana wrote:I'm not completely shure what you mean with "call tails"...does it has something to do with this horse harness you are holding? I would like to know aswell.
heads and tails. tag team
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
3
|
Posted - 2013.05.22 00:19:00 -
[1095] - Quote
"Damn it, McNally." Laudenum yelled for the umpteenth time. "You drag me to the backside of space to track you down and when I get here, you're gone." The growled curse in her tribe's tongue should have made her feel better. It did not.
She had left the bar when she started feeling a little uncomfortable with all the "bizarre" behavior. She knew the Gallente had a tendency for being free spirits but for Laud's rigid personality, it was difficult to deal with. She returned to her Captains Quarters and undressed and freshened up. Her thoughts were to grab some sleep and return to the bar in the morning; hopefully a little more personable but she found it difficult to relax in the station. The sounds were all wrong. She'd leapt out of bed at least a dozen times to adjust the efficiency of a dozen systems within her control in the Quarters. Her closest friends joked that she didn't have a Type A personality, she had a Type AAA personality. It was this drive to constantly improve on things; the fact that she had difficulty staying still that prompted Random to turn over control of the corp to her. Random was an intermittent builder; living up to his name, but Laudenum turned the moderately successful corp into a small industrial powerhouse.
And that is why she needed to see him.
"Damn it, McNally!" she shouted, leaping from the bed yet again. She grabbed her clothes from the laundry facilities, checking the garments to make sure that no damage was done during the automated process. Satisfied that her clothes were intact, she quickly stripped out of her sleepwear and dressed in her work clothing. She carefully folded her sleepwear and repacked it in her case. When the vidphone chimed, her hand instinctively went to the place where her projectile pistol would normally hang. She spun to look at the screen but the call discontinued. She cursed for the dozenth time about station customs forcing her to stow her pistols on her ship. She felt......naked. Naked without her pistols.
She stopped and began slowly breathing. She was really worked up, far more than usual. Random had trusted her to run his corporation. She had done just fine and he was more than content to allow her to make the big decisions. She steadied herself and forced herself calm. This was business, he trusted her. Her breathing accelerated as she started thinking about the decision that lay before her. "Calm, damnit. Calm down, Laud." She berated herself.
She sat down on the corner of the bed and took mental stock. Random was gone. She has been unable to contact him. His last known location was at a bar in the station. A bar, that made her very uncomfortable. Someone named Yiole may know where he is. At least that's what the bartender told her. She needed to place an order for another 15 mil in tritanium. She shook her head, "Damn, focus" she berated herself again.
"Ok, " she said to herself. "I need to go back to the bar." Laudenum sighed, she would need to go back and find this Yiole person. She would need to be more pleasant and polite. She would need to ask questions and possibly socialize with the patrons. The capsuleer implants in the back of her neck started to itch and she absently rubbed against it with her fingertips. She knew she was really under stress.
She stood up and looked at herself in the mirror to make sure her clothing was acceptable. Maybe a drink or two would help her unwind. A smile crossed her face momentarily. It was natural and appealing for a heartbeat and then she forced it back when it started to falter. "Yea," she thought sarcastically "perfect."
She crossed to the exit of the Quarters and headed back to the capsuleer common areas with a smile carefully guaged and measured on her face. She looked at her reflection in the darkened duraglass panes of the Greater Fool Bar. Her smile was not too unnatural. One more deep breath, and she walked in the front doors.
If McNally was jetsetting around, he'll need to update his clone contract..... |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
372
|
Posted - 2013.05.22 04:54:00 -
[1096] - Quote
sorry. sometimes I can be confusing
ADD can be analogous to Schizophrenia in the way the dopamine pathways work--schizophrenics make connections that other people normally wouldn't. sometimes it goes bad, sometimes it's brilliant |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
1700
|
Posted - 2013.05.22 05:36:00 -
[1097] - Quote
*As Laud enters the bar, Sheimi notices her and walks up to her*
Hi, I saw you in here earlier, and you seemed to be looking for someone, anyway i can help?
I think I overheard you were looking for... Random right? He comes in here quite often, and I've become friends with him. Lately he hasn't shown up though... is that why you are looking for him? Again, if there is anything i can do to help, ask.
*Sheimi turns around without Laud even getting to answer, and sits back down*
*whispering to herself* I wonder if i really can help... I'm usually just an observer here, might as well make myself useful for once...
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
9029
|
Posted - 2013.05.22 05:36:00 -
[1098] - Quote
I think Zoe may have starred in the movie Goldeneye.
|
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
374
|
Posted - 2013.05.22 06:24:00 -
[1099] - Quote
Between breathing and Chloe, I pick Chloe |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
61
|
Posted - 2013.05.22 06:31:00 -
[1100] - Quote
Loco Kamikaze wrote:Between breathing and Chloe, I pick Chloe
I'll try to be gentle.
my corp is my main |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1574
|
Posted - 2013.05.22 06:33:00 -
[1101] - Quote
Lies! My hips are still hurting from last time!
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
My corp has my mainGäó |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
61
|
Posted - 2013.05.22 06:34:00 -
[1102] - Quote
But I heard no complains...
my corp is my main |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
29755
|
Posted - 2013.05.22 06:35:00 -
[1103] - Quote
Chloe Kaltana wrote:But I heard no complains...
*hands over clipboard*
50 ball gags straight from Erotic Intaki Fetishes Miss Kaltana.
Sign on the line please.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
61
|
Posted - 2013.05.22 06:39:00 -
[1104] - Quote
Great and just in time awesome delivery boy!
People bite them through so quickly, usually...
my corp is my main |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
51630
|
Posted - 2013.05.22 07:33:00 -
[1105] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Chloe Kaltana wrote:But I heard no complains... *hands over clipboard* 50 ball gags straight from Erotic Intaki Fetishes Miss Kaltana. Sign on the line please.
Tum De Dum
|
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
383
|
Posted - 2013.05.22 07:37:00 -
[1106] - Quote
I'm done for |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
64
|
Posted - 2013.05.22 10:03:00 -
[1107] - Quote
---several hours later in one of the backrooms---
*Chloe shakes Loco's chin anxiously*
L...Loco? Oh no...I fear we have gone too far...you're ok??
We all here at TGFB need you for the calendar project...
*continues shaking Loco's chin until he slowly regains consciousness,
followed by a big grin reaching from one ear to the other*
Oh thank goodness, he's coming back. Zoe? Quick! Search for Kate and tell her to bring her special medications as well.
This should get him on his legs again...Gray is getting impatient already!
my corp is my main |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
384
|
Posted - 2013.05.22 10:31:00 -
[1108] - Quote
*checks to see if it was broken off
it made it. holy **** |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
5
|
Posted - 2013.05.22 17:06:00 -
[1109] - Quote
Laudenum was stunned. The little brunette that stood up, belted out everything in a nanosecond, and then spun around and sat down caught Laud completely off guard. Had she been that transparent earlier? Her mind processed the conversation again, looking for anything to give her a clue. She had said that Random was her friend. She also said that she hadn't seen him for a while. What was needed here, was some careful diplomacy.
She walked up to the bar and glanced at a different bartender from that afternoon. She felt only a little foolish for her earlier childish behavior and had to continue to remind herself that "...more flies with honey,...". She could afford to enjoy a couple of drinks. She hadn't been 'out and about' in a very long time. She glanced over at the little brunette that had whirlwinded into her when she came in. She wore a fashionable jacket over a Quafe T-shirt. She was sipping something that Laud didn't recognize. A smile crossed her lips, more devilish than friendly. Would a little more hospitality get her to volunteer more information?
She turned back to the bartender who was looking at Laud with curious eyes. "Sorry," Laud responded, "just thinking what to order." She searched her memory trying to remember that drink that she had long ago. The one that caused her dorm mate to....
"I'd like two Afterburners and two Overheated Autocannons. Two beers as well, please." Laud said, smiling broadly to the bartender. The bartender looked nervously at Laud when she reviewed the order and returned a few minutes later with a tray. On the tray, two frosted duraglass bottles, two small shots of some pale blue liquor and two tumblers of a cloudy mixture. The tumblers had small devices attached to the sides. Just before drinking, you would activate the one time use igniter to cause the concoction to burst into flame. Experienced O/H.A/C. drinkers would consume it flame and all. She was a little out of practice, so would probably extinguish it first. When the bartender gave her the bill, Laud smiled. She would put it on Random's expense account.
She carried the tray to the table that the little brunette had claimed. She was watching the patrons and appeared to be making mental notes. Laud stepped into her view and levelled her most dazzling smile. "Hi!" she said, " Do you mind if I join you?" Before the brunette could answer, Laud had set the tray on the table and began handing out the drinks, one for each.
"Um....I'm not.." began the brunette.
"You'll like this! " Laud said, first holding up the shot of the blue liquid. She waited patiently until the brunette picked up her shot. "This primes the pump." Laud said, winking, and downed the shot in one glup. She waited until the brunette had imbibed hers and reached for the tumbler.
"Careful now, there's more than a fair number of these that blown up in the drinkers hand." Laud said teasing. Sheimi looked with horror, first at her tumbler, then at Laud's. Laud touched the igniter on the side of the tumbler and the drink burst into flames, drawing the attention of many of the nearby patrons. Laud watched the violet flames lick the glass and claw at the air. With a practiced puff of breath, the flames went out and she slammed the contents. It struck her throat like Ice and Fire and she winced involuntarily. It took her a moment and she felt the steam rise. She blew very carefully into the air a small puff of steam.
One of the after effects of the O/H.A/C. was the reaction to the afterburner. Unprepared drinkers would sometimes exhale the steam through their noses. It would play havok with the sinuses. She reached for the ice cold beer and sipped it to cool her throat. She savored the taste, and then looked to her table mate. Sheimi looked at the tumbler, glanced back at the redhead who appeared to be waiting for her to drink, and then back to the tumbler. She nervously picked up the tumbler and glanced over at the igniter. She touched it lightly and the drink burst into violet flames, again drawing several glances from the patrons. She moved it closer to her lips and looked inquiringly back to Laud. Laud nodded and Sheimi blow out the flames and slammed the contents. She swooned at the sensation. Vacuum cold mint with volcano hot spice. She gasped, an unsure smile crossed her face and then with a 'hickup' the steam escaped her mouth and swirled into a little ring. Sheimi gazed in wonder as the steam ring diffused into the general air of the bar. She redirected her attention to the redhead sipping beer in front of her.
"My name is Laudenum Hayes," she said offering her hand. "I'm looking for my business partner, Random McNally." |
Yiole Gionglao
190
|
Posted - 2013.05.22 22:18:00 -
[1110] - Quote
- Dammit!
As Yiole wakes up, her pad blinks with a warning that the control software is back to function and her pilot license is about to expire. She rushes through her morning routines and sends a quick message to Indah, warning her on the issue.
Then she goes downstairs, where a few patrons are already having breakfast. With the corner of an eye, Yiole sees a glass set ablaze and pouring violet flames at a corner of the bar, but she's in a hurry and doesn't misses a step to check what is going on.
Outside of the bar, Yiole walks to the nearest elevator, which drives her below to the Captain Quarters sector. She quickly takes the rollign carpets to speed up her advancement along the corridors, and finds her CQ. Yiole enters the CQ and quickly begins to undress as barriers rise around the pod, sheltering her from alien looks. With a last pull, Yiole removes her panties and enters the pod, starting the fill sequence while she picks up a shuttle from the hangar.
Once plugged and secured, Yiole waits for the pod to be inserted in the shuttle, while checking her assets finder. Effectively, there's a Pilot License EXtension at the Jita IV-4 station. Yiole sets up the navigation computer as the pod connects to the shuttle and Yiole feels the news systems being added on top of her conscious thoughts. Being a veteran capsuleer, the feeling of the ship being added to her mind instead of her body doesn't makes her miss a beat, and she quickly launches the shuttle into space.
Locking on the appropiate gate, the shuttle warps and Yiole feels the usual blurriness when the pod interface feeds her with a "tunnel" view of her progress through space. Seh listens to sounds and sees images without her ears nor her eyes, directly feed as an interface so her mind can deal with the sensor input... an interface which changes each now and then, to make ships look prettier (some CCP overlords just must earn their salaries) and planets look bigger, picturing things that most space jockeys never have seen with their own eyes. After reaching the gate, Yiole mentally gathers herself for the jump, as a few seconds go by and her spacefaring body comes one with itself again. Human mind takes the jump way better than the systems aboard a ship, and as a capsuleer IS his ship, each jump leads to a disconenct and reconnect. That used to make capsuleers vulnerable to exiting a gate, until a cloaking projector started hiding the incoming ships.
Right after jumping, Yiole starts warping to the next gate, breaking the cloaker lock and showing her shuttle in the new system. A jump after another, she traverses enormous distances until reaching the busy Perimeter gate. There, a pitched sound warns her that another ship is locking and scanning hers. Yiole quickly looks at the hold log and sees the shuttle is carrying some random trash she left there at a some forgotten time, and she ignores the locked target on her combat interface as she jumps into Jita.
That early in the morning to most capsuleers, the system is just half busy, with not more than 1,300 contacts in the local comms array. Yiole checks back the license records and sees there are still 71 minutes left before her license is revoked, but, never is too soon to extend one. Yiole's shuttle warps to the station and is greeted with the usual random chaos of ships busily going in and out, and for the last seconds before being picked up by the dockign beam, Yiole listens to gunfire on her interface. "Authomatic 425s, probably", she guesses.
Inside the station, Yiole senses how the shuttle connects to the camera drone at the hangar bay, but she can't be bothered with that. She opens the inventory interface (interfaces within interfaces within interfaces, the life of a capsuleer often looks like a unromantic spreadsheet) and locates the PLEX. If it could be traded in the commoner market, it would suffice to buy an average business, with all its assets and a hundred workers. But in capsuleers' land, it merely allows the assigned pilots (not more than 3 per billing account, and only 1 active at any given time) to pilot capsule ships for 30 days. Yiole activates it and CONCORD delivers a receipt and reports the new expiracy date for her license and Indah's.
- Ready to go for another 30 days and 65 minutes -mutters Yiole in her mind. Then she opens the inventory again and transfers the shuttle's cargo to her main hangar hold, increasign the amount of garbage stored inside Jita 4-IV by one billionth of the total.
Then Yiole undocks and warps to the Perimeter gate, rushing back home, and it will take a few jumps until she remembers, for the second trip to Jita in a row, that she should had bought some Mjolnir light missiles before leaving...
- Dammit! |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
1789
|
Posted - 2013.05.23 05:31:00 -
[1111] - Quote
"My name is Laudenum Hayes," she said offering her hand. "I'm looking for my business partner, Random McNally."
Sheimi is stunned. Apart from her throat feeling like it had never been before, the drink she has just ingested felt oddly appealing to her. "I'm going to have to have that again sometime" She thought, as her mind slowly clouded from slight intoxication. "I'll repeat myself, I'm looking for Random and you said you could help" Laud insisted, trying to get a answer out of the now slightly tipsy brunette girl sitting in front of her. "Well, I don't remember where Random said he was going" Sheimi said. "Great", Laud thought, "another dead end". She sat back impatiently looking to see what the girl would do. "But, however, I do know who may be able to find him. Yiole was it? Yea, she is pretty good with him... and i know what she looks like." Laud leaned forward, intently listening. "Yea, i know what she looks like and i know she will be able to help you".
Right as this was happening, Yiole walks through the doors with a look of relief, as if she had just finished something drastically important. "Ah, there she is!" Sheimi whispers to Laud and pointing secretively so only Laud would know what she was doing. "But she is an odd duck that one, if you are to talk with her, do it carefully. She can be... interesting." Laud finally felt this girl she has just bought drinks for was useful. She stood up and said "Thanks, You've helped me... kinda" and strutted off toward Yiole.
"I wonder if i should have told her... oh well, too late now" Sheimi muttered to herself. She pulled out her datapad and looked through her read mail, and noticed a mail she had read before, but forgotten about due to the drinks. A mail that would have been important. A mail with the sender of "Random McNally". "I'm sure it wasn't important" she muttered, talking a swig of the free beer she had just received to maybe make the burning sensation in her throat go away. "Probably".
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
8194
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 00:08:00 -
[1112] - Quote
Okay I want answers, which one of you sneaked into my quarters and did this to me?!!
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
10247
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 00:11:00 -
[1113] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Okay I want answers, which one of you sneaked into my quarters and did this to me?!!
Dear God, what happened to you. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
10247
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 00:13:00 -
[1114] - Quote
http://imgur.com/TjkebmM
and what happened to me? |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
2297
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 02:57:00 -
[1115] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:http://imgur.com/TjkebmM
and what happened to me?
The monocle, it has magical powers and it... changed you. For the better or the worse is up to you to decide :)
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
10258
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 03:09:00 -
[1116] - Quote
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:http://imgur.com/TjkebmM
and what happened to me? The monocle, it has magical powers and it... changed you. For the better or the worse is up to you to decide :)
It did something, not sure what it did yet. |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
8211
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 03:10:00 -
[1117] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:http://imgur.com/TjkebmM
and what happened to me?
Anything is possible when you make a contract.. /S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
2297
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 03:43:00 -
[1118] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:http://imgur.com/TjkebmM
and what happened to me? Anything is possible when you make a contract.. /S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\
GO away Kyubey!
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
614
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 04:30:00 -
[1119] - Quote
I was going to ask if anyone knew what happened to 7, but... I think I figured it out |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
10266
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 04:32:00 -
[1120] - Quote
Loco Kamikaze wrote:I was going to ask if anyone knew what happened to 7, but... I think I figured it out
I'm so so sorry, The monocle fills you with darkness. Seven gave me the strength to overcome that darkness and I will forever be grateful for that. |
Kenneth O'Hara
Bareback Pornstars
15823
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 04:38:00 -
[1121] - Quote
...the hell did I walk into?
Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget!
"Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"-á ~Graygor |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
614
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 04:40:00 -
[1122] - Quote
most humans have a sense of self to fall back on, after a desire to be selfless is shattered
I can't talk about it without causing any more triggers for the rains... but there's a lot you don't know about. It's alright. you didn't know.
7 has regressed to day 0, it seems, and I hope that's the extent of it. I should have maybe said something to keep her from going head over heels.
just... consider what it is like to have a serial number for a name, of six thousand, six hundred and thirty seven.
the rest of us have difficulty finding ourselves, but at least we have the benefit of a birthright to look.
//I'm going to keep the rains busy and away from here for a while, so they have a chance to talk with 7 and decide how they feel about the situation as a group, rather than repeat 7's experience unprepared. |
Kenneth O'Hara
Bareback Pornstars
15823
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 04:45:00 -
[1123] - Quote
I'm soo lost. I need Morgan Freeman to explain all of this to me.
Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget!
"Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"-á ~Graygor |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
8220
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 04:50:00 -
[1124] - Quote
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:I'm soo lost. I need Morgan Freeman to explain all of this to me.
Morgan Freeman wrote:Within the thread is a pseudo roleplay scenario, playing in a need for escapism for players within the communitay, and a loose sexual frustration. This is all playing out in text forum within the posts, primarily focusing Zoe's ass and a series of clones of the Rain series imposing their will in an enigmatic manner.
*Freckles appear*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
616
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 04:51:00 -
[1125] - Quote
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:I'm soo lost. I need Morgan Freeman to explain all of this to me.
I'll explain it to you on your first birthday, I promise. |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
616
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 05:08:00 -
[1126] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:I'm so so sorry, The monocle fills you with darkness. Seven gave me the strength to overcome that darkness and I will forever be grateful for that.
nah, don't sweat it. it was unhealthy for her, and rather superficial to get so worked up over looks. a lot of people do it--7 needs to see it was because she's just as human as the rest of us.
we all have things that haunt us. 7 is dealing with all of hers at the moment. she has to figure it out for herself
I gotta say, CK, if you were going for "ugly" you were successful. |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
2307
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 05:12:00 -
[1127] - Quote
I hope 7 will be ok, she seemed quite distressed as she left. Kate, when she comes back, you have alot of soothing to do.
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
10287
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 06:05:00 -
[1128] - Quote
I feel much better now. |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1694
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 07:06:00 -
[1129] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Kenneth O'Hara wrote:I'm soo lost. I need Morgan Freeman to explain all of this to me. Morgan Freeman wrote:Within the thread is a pseudo roleplay scenario, playing in a need for escapism for players within the communitay, and a loose sexual frustration. This is all playing out in text forum within the posts, primarily focusing Zoe's ass and a series of clones of the Rain series imposing their will in an enigmatic manner. *Freckles appear*
Thank you Mr. Morgan, but you forgot to mention the hocks...and legs...uhm...chicken legs
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
My corp is my mainGäó |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
8402
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 11:19:00 -
[1130] - Quote
*Regains consciousness in a desheveled state on the couch, surrounded by bottles of a variety of spirits and beers*
Ugh... wait... why was a drinking blue hair dye?...
OH GOD NO.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
10463
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 12:39:00 -
[1131] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:[Thank you Mr. Freeman, but you forgot to mention the hocks...and legs...uhm...chicken legs
I don't have chicken legs |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
655
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 13:25:00 -
[1132] - Quote
ah, Kate, about that. 7 has had.. a harder time than the other girls. it's obvious to me that she liked your legs. she just doesn't know how to express herself in a kind way. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
10523
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 13:45:00 -
[1133] - Quote
Loco Kamikaze wrote:ah, Kate, about that. 7 has had.. a harder time than the other girls. it's obvious to me that she liked your legs. she just doesn't know how to express herself in a kind way.
The curse of us Achur, we have a hard time with words. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
10
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 17:33:00 -
[1134] - Quote
Laudenum strode to the bar watching the woman that, she was told, was named Yiole. She briefly debated how GÇ£break the iceGÇ¥ with her but, as always, her default was GÇÿbluntGÇÖ. Laud was not sure she should admire Yiole or not. While Yiole struck a striking tableau in her leather skirt and jacket, this was dress for form. Laud, ever practical, dressed for function in pocketed cargo pants, a common style vest and heavy boots. The contradictions began with their hair. YioleGÇÖs was short, dark and styled fashionably while Laudenum favored hers long and braided. The mass of braids held together and casually thrown over her shoulder. She walked with purpose towards Yiole and the bar. Yiole, sensing that she was being watched, looked up from her drink and took note of the woman walking towards her.
GÇ£Your pardonGÇ¥ Laudenum said, GÇ£IGÇÖm Laudenum Hayes, are you Yiole?GÇ¥ Yiole nodded her head but narrowed her eyes. She took a sip from her drink as she watched the red headed woman. LaudenumGÇÖs face light up. GÇ£Excellent!GÇ¥ she said GÇ£Can we talk somewhere? IGÇÖll buy you a drink to compensate for your time.GÇ¥ Yiole began to respond but the red head had already turned and began ordering for the pair.
Mancourt Green was a bouncer in the Greater Fool Bar. He was a moderately handsome fellow and many of the female patrons often cast lingering glances at him when he was not aware. His most noticeable feature was not his handsome face, but the fact that he was muscular to a nearly obscene degree. Rumors quietly spread that Mancourt indulged in many legal, and perhaps a few illegal, performance enhancers that allowed him to build slabs of muscle. These slabs, Mancourt often spoke, would earn him his own Vid Show or even Holoreel fame someday. Until that day arrived, Mancourt worked in the Greater Fool Bar since it allowed him to actively persue his second favorite past time. Showing off his muscles to the lovely female patrons of the bar. It was said that the accumulation of the performance enhancers may have had some adverse effects on the brutish bouncer. He was not very smart but who needed that when you could show your muscles off to pretty customers. The few enraptured female patrons that were seduced by his show often reported back to their friends that the performance enhancers left him with other deficiencies. At that moment, Mancourt was enjoying his two most favorite past times. Lifting and carrying large and heavy things and showing off his physique to a lovely female patron.
*At this time, it would be prudent for me to note that the following events were described from footage supplied by no less than six sets of video, including a bootleg of the in bar security footage supplied by an unidentifiable source with the initials of M.G. Station authorities were never involved throughout the entire episode and no one was hurt excessively. It was public record to note that a considerable amount of renovations to the bar ( and the daycare located one floor above) occurred shortly after and paid from an account under the name of R. McNally. Moshi Doyle, freelance writer, the Gallente Enquirer.*
The music in the bar was loud. Really loud. The driving beat of the music spurred the dancers, all in various forms of undress, into greater heights of ecstasy. The bodies of the dancers jumping, thrashing and slamming into one another in the hedonistic display. As the tempo increased, a lone woman dressed in an erotic maidGÇÖs outfit and smelling faintly of red hair dye, leapt into the air and was deflected horizontally.
Mancourt was holding an extremely large container of ice on his massive shoulder while flexing his free arm to a wonderfully receptive female patron. She GÇÿooohGÇÖdGÇÖ over his physique and marveled at how he could hold aloft a massive container with nary a notice. Nary a notice until the aforementioned erotic maid dressed missile that smelled faintly of red hair dye, collided with the massive bouncer. Mancourt stumbled slightly causing the large duraplex container full of ice to fall from his inadequate grasp. The large container smashed into a table and tilted sideways, dumping itGÇÖs contents in a spray of ice cubes along the floor towards the bar and standing patrons. The overturned table launched itGÇÖs contents of empty glasses and bottles like a catapult at the far points of the bar, including the back of a redhead who was placing an order, unaware of the incoming missiles.
Laudenum had just finished placing the drink order for the two of them when the bartender, wide eyed, ducked behind the bar. Laud just had time to frown when she was struck in the back of the head and knocked forward into the bar. Taut muscles and finely honed skills propelled her backwards from the bar rail but the treads of her work boots caught and trapped an errant ice cube. Her leg kicked up and she fell backwards, with the tattered shards of her dignity, in a pool of melting ice. LaudenumGÇÖs eyes blazed as laughter erupted within the bar from the patrons who witnessed the spectacle. She glanced up and noticed Yiole looking down at her, wide eyed and with an empty glass in her hand.
Combat reflexes instinctively kicked in and Laud leapt to her feet, swinging with a right hook that connected on the end of YioleGÇÖs chin but in her attempt to mitigate the incoming swing, Yiole had begun a pirouette and the hook merely glanced but YioleGÇÖs momentum was enough to spin her completely in a circle and brought the empty drink glass smacking into side of LaudenumGÇÖs face; launching the pieces of her now shattered tinted glasses behind the bar.
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
10
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Posted - 2013.05.24 17:35:00 -
[1135] - Quote
GÇ£IGÇÖm so very sorrGǪGÇ¥ was all Yiole was able to speak. Her words were lost in the crowd noise but Laudenum, with a look of pure hatred, stuck serpentlike with both hands. Both contacting Yiole, in chest and abdomen, knocking her backwards several steps. There was a loud cracking sound and Yiole was having trouble stabilizing her body. She felt as if the entire station canted sharply and when she was able to grasp a table, she looked down. Both the heels from her very expensive pair of shoes were broken off.
LaudenumGÇÖs blazing eyes met the cold fury of Yiole. Yiole kicked off the remnants of her expensive shoes and charged in at Laudenum with an elbow raised intending to strike her about the shoulders but Laud, with one knee braced on the floor, swung a right uppercut into YioleGÇÖs midsection. The elbow and the punch stuck simultaneously and the two parted. One out of breath and the other sprawled on the floor. As they recovered their respective hits, Yiole jumped onto a chair and leapt towards Laudenum, elbow extended as if to drop on to LaudenumGÇÖs throat, but the wiry redhead tucked her knees into her chest and as Yiole descended , Laud kicked out sending the dark haired woman high into the air.
Laud scrambled to stand, hoping to finish off the dark haired Yiole but when she had gained her feet, she saw that Yiole had spun away from the kick and had landed in an handstand on top the table, shapely legs spread to balance her. Laudenum stopped short, dumbfounded. That moment of pause was all that was needed for Yiole to swing her legs towards Laudenum, gathering momentum . The redhead wasnGÇÖt able to react as YioleGÇÖs now vertical legs jack knifed down and into LaudenumGÇÖs chest. YioleGÇÖs weight and the extra kick she put in as she contacted blasted Laudenum to the floor, momentarily dazed.
The patrons of the bar began watching the spectacle of the two women fighting visciously. The sound slowly faded and the dancers began turning their attention to the bar. Yiole repositioned herself on her hands and adeptly launched herself into the air, turning a little flip to face the sprawled Laudenum, but she had regained her wits and while Yiole was in the air, Laud quickly drew her knees to her chest and kicked out to connect with Yiole. Once again, Yiole spun to land in a handstand on the table but this time Laud was ready for it and as the upside down form of Yiole touched the table, Laud quickly kicked the edge of the table, sending it careening away and Yiole crashed in a crumpled heap on the floor.
Both women stood up slowly and Laudenum began taking off her vest, exposing her toned body. Yiole slid out of her leather jacket and casually tossed it to the side. Both were breathing heavily from the exertion and the crowd, which had quieted by degrees during the fight, began screaming their support. As the cacophony rose, the two women charged. Fists and palms, elbows and knees. The two struck out at each other in a blur, connecting and blocking, engaging and withdrawing. A blackening eye and split lip graced LaudenumGÇÖs face while a line of blood dripped from YioleGÇÖs nose. The two had begun to slow, their strikes loosing the force of impact and it appeared to the crowd that it was nearing itGÇÖs end.
It was at that moment when Mancourt Green decided to step in and break it up. He approached the two women and moved to separate them, one massive hand on each. Laudenum dropped into a low stance and spun her leg and heavy work boot to sweep the legs from the massive bouncer. At the very same moment, Yiole leapt into the air and spun to plant her kick in the massive slab of his chest. The two attacks struck with ferocity and before Mancourt could speak, he lay gasping for breath on the floor of the bar.
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
10
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Posted - 2013.05.24 17:36:00 -
[1136] - Quote
Laudenum stood up and turned to meet the gaze of Yiole. They both glanced at the gasping form of the bouncer and a laugh began to bubble up out of Laudenum. The crowd, moments before stunned to silence burst into laughter and applause. Laudenum staggered back a couple steps, holding her sides as mad laughter burst from her. Yiole, backing down began to giggle and then laugh.
As the noise settled in the bar, Laudenum walked up to Yiole wiping away the blood from her lip and said GÇ£So, you still up for that drink?GÇ¥
Yiole glanced over at the redhead and wiped away her own blood. GÇ£My cousin said you had terrible manners.GÇ¥ She said, surveying the damages in the bar.
GÇ£Yea,GÇ¥ said Laud, GÇ£I get that a lot.GÇ¥
GÇ£You owe me for a new pair of shoes.GÇ¥ Yiole said
GÇ£ThatGÇÖs ok, GÇ£ Laudenum said, smiling and holding up RandomGÇÖs expense account chip, GÇ£IGÇÖve got access to my big brotherGÇÖs account.GÇ¥
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
695
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 20:23:00 -
[1137] - Quote
Kate, what's that skirt you have on, I wonder if I have one for the rains.
I can't believe what it does for the derriere |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
8503
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 20:45:00 -
[1138] - Quote
Loco Kamikaze wrote:Kate, what's that skirt you have on, I wonder if I have one for the rains.
I can't believe what it does for the derriere
Confirmed Kate for best Arse.
New avatar confirmes *Datass*
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
10741
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 21:09:00 -
[1139] - Quote
Loco Kamikaze wrote:Kate, what's that skirt you have on, I wonder if I have one for the rains.
I can't believe what it does for the derriere
"Impress" Black Leather, its really cheap too about 10 mil a pop. I have not tried the "Structure" ones, They are a bit more expensive.
I like the "Sterling" dress blouse (gold) alot but thats really expensive. |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
700
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 21:36:00 -
[1140] - Quote
how odd. the rains have two of the impress skirts on the racks, but I don't recall them making the butt pop the way yours does.
hah. 8 saw me looking through the racks, and I guess it caused her to want to go shopping. she just ran to jita without a word |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
8525
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 21:45:00 -
[1141] - Quote
Loco Kamikaze wrote:how odd. the rains have two of the impress skirts on the racks, but I don't recall them making the butt pop the way yours does. hah. 8 saw me looking through the racks, and I guess it caused her to want to go shopping. she just ran to jita without a word
Kate works her booty more than the Rains?
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Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
2453
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 22:26:00 -
[1142] - Quote
Kate, i really always wanted that top. I even tried to get the Japanese client to get it but alas i cannot read Japanese so i couldnt find the download link :(
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
713
|
Posted - 2013.05.24 23:26:00 -
[1143] - Quote
you need to take a look at kate in full body view. she's got a little bit o' booty on her in that skirt |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
10827
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 01:26:00 -
[1144] - Quote
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:Kate, i really always wanted that top. I even tried to get the Japanese client to get it but alas i cannot read Japanese so i couldnt find the download link :(
I snapped it up as soon as they were released for around 10mil, I have the male version aswell.
I really want the gold version of this blouse now, too bad its a little bit more then I can afford at the moment.
Loco Kamikaze wrote:you need to take a look at kate in full body view. she's got a little bit o' booty on her in that skirt
This is a wise man that knows what hes talking about. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
12026
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 01:29:00 -
[1145] - Quote
Random awoke with a gasp. Drawing air into lungs that until that moment, had never drawn a breath. He looked around frantically, the surroundings unfamiliar. He did recognize some of it. He had been revived in a Matari clone bay. Two technicians in sterile garb were hovering over him taking readings and monitoring the systems of the clone chrysalis.
"Where.....where am I?" Random asked, focusing his eyes on the closest technician.
"Easy there, capsuleer." the technician said. "You are still going through processing."
His hand shot out, quick as a serpent and grabbed the technician by the front of his medical scrubs and hoisted him into the air. In a voice cold and devoid of emotion he enunciated each word. "Where. Am. I."
The technician gasped as he was hoisted off the ground. "Aldrat. You're in Aldrat."
Random set the technician down and sorted through his last memories. He was in Amarr. He was going to purchase a ship. He saw a war target outside the station and decided to engage despite the fact that the captain was warning him that the Tristan was not fully combat ready. He sent the ship into the engagement with fire in his blood when the Comet closed in to range of the Neutron cannons. There was an explosion. Pain.
He sat forward feeling the tug of the cables on his capsuleer implants. The technicians protested but an icy gaze silenced them. Aldrat. He was in Aldrat, the location of the last war his alliance was involved in. He shouted an explosive curse and began tugging connections from the implants.
He stood on slightly shaky legs and clenched his fists. This was a good clone with excellent musculature. One of the technicians tossed him a body stocking and he realized that he was nude. He pulled the body stocking on and with all the anger he could muster, stormed his way out of the clone complex.
"Well," one of the technicians said to the other, "someone woke up on the wrong side of the bay this morning."
Random called for an elevator and travelled to the Captains Quarters area. He registered on opening and proceeded to his quarters. When he entered he dialed for his typical clothing and waited for them to be delivered. He also contacted the central communications hub, checking to see if any of his personal items were in station. His face darkened when he realized that all his items were transferred by freighter right after the war with EVE University. Damned Laudenum was too efficient. He started pulling up nearby stations that would potentially have some of his items. A nearby system had a crewed Thrasher class destroyer and he sent a signal to the Captain to prepare to depart.
After a few additional minutes of arranging a transfer of his clone contract, he sat down on the couch and turned on the vid screen. He felt his pulse race. Delays, delays. He wanted to get back into the action. He dialed into the Concord notifications and was stopped short when he viewed the announcement that his alliance had dropped the war declaration. The fighting was over. He was halfway across New Eden, deep in Minmatar space and he had no war to return to.
He felt deflated. The tone from the processors signaled that his wardrobe had been delivered but he ignored the summons. He walked out of the quarters and down to the ship docks. After making arrangements with the Harbor Master, a pod was made ready for his use. He stripped out of the body stocking and submerged himself into the amniotic fluid. When clearances were received, he ignited the pod's thrusters and maneuvered to engage warp.
"Just a few jumps." he thought. I'll be in a ship. His first destination was nearby Rens to replace his lost implants.
Then, he sighed, back to Yiole.
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
763
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 08:33:00 -
[1146] - Quote
Commissar Kate: the fairest jawline and bubble-est booty in New Eden |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1153
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 08:34:00 -
[1147] - Quote
I may hold a similar opinion.
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
8632
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 08:37:00 -
[1148] - Quote
The new getup works quite well on 7, Skirt and burgundy shirt 4tw?
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Rain6637
Team Evil
1155
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 08:41:00 -
[1149] - Quote
Thank you, Kirjava. 8 bought it for me, and to not enjoy it would be rude. isn't she sweet?
plus it feels amazing without a bra.
........
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
8650
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 08:51:00 -
[1150] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:Thank you, Kirjava. 8 bought it for me, and to not enjoy it would be rude. isn't she sweet? plus it feels amazing without a bra. ........
Oh 7 why do you tease us so
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Rain6637
Team Evil
1159
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 09:18:00 -
[1151] - Quote
8 also said that if I feel a certain way about something, I shouldn't fight it.
so I think I will say it, and maybe it's just me being selfish and self-serving (yet again).. I don't know.
Commissar Kate, I was mean to you because you make me want to change everything about myself, things that I've held on to for as long as I can remember. though I can't remember why
and I'm sorry.
you make me want to be nice, and girly, and pretty
I tried to fight it but I don't have the strength to resist anymore. I can't go on hating you, or myself, not even for another day.
Commissar Kate, I was just wondering... do you think I'm pretty?
I feel so foolish.
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
783
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 09:19:00 -
[1152] - Quote
way to go, kiddo |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1159
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 09:28:00 -
[1153] - Quote
Thanks, Loco. I'm going back to my CQ--I just need a nap. I feel drained.
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
785
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 09:29:00 -
[1154] - Quote
you gonna be alright? |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1159
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 09:30:00 -
[1155] - Quote
yes, Loco. Thank you
It's a beautiful day.
...but right now I just want a nap
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Rain6639
Team Evil
439
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 09:37:00 -
[1156] - Quote
*waits til 7 leaves the room...
that bi...
...didn't want that hairstyle anyway
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Rain6636
Team Evil
160
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 09:39:00 -
[1157] - Quote
WOW. wtf she looks amazing with that hair. that's what was under the tomboy cut this whole time?
I think 7 should keep it. I like my new look
sssssoooooo Loco, are you busy?
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
788
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 09:40:00 -
[1158] - Quote
I get the feeling I'm about to be
*follows 6
sometimes I forget which one of us wears the pants |
Rain6636
Team Evil
160
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 09:42:00 -
[1159] - Quote
then stop taking them off whenever I'm around
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
788
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 09:44:00 -
[1160] - Quote
oh yeah? well...
**** |
Rain6636
Team Evil
168
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 09:46:00 -
[1161] - Quote
spank me?
hard.
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Rain6638
Team Evil
118
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 10:23:00 -
[1162] - Quote
clothes . it's really not that difficult
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
53081
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 10:41:00 -
[1163] - Quote
Hello!
How are my favorite Clones!
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2097
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Posted - 2013.05.25 10:45:00 -
[1164] - Quote
*Indah sees the swirling cloud of rains around loco, zoe and Kate, and feels her head spinning*
This place gives me headache sometimes...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
53114
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 10:55:00 -
[1165] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*Indah sees the swirling cloud of rains around loco, zoe and Kate, and feels her head spinning*
This place gives me headache sometimes...
Sometimes?
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1764
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 11:00:00 -
[1166] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*Indah sees the swirling cloud of rains around loco, zoe and Kate, and feels her head spinning*
This place gives me headache sometimes...
The Rains are a cloud application?
btw: I'm not shure, but I think I saw Random flying around in Minmatar space in a half fitted thrasher...he seemed totally pissed and stuff, but he's heading towards here and Yiole again. Perhaps she wants to know ;)
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
My corp is my mainGäó |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
10915
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 12:33:00 -
[1167] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:8 also said that if I feel a certain way about something, I shouldn't fight it. so I think I will say it, and maybe it's just me being selfish and self-serving (yet again).. I don't know. Commissar Kate, I was mean to you because you make me want to change everything about myself, things that I've held on to for as long as I can remember. though I can't remember why and I'm sorry. you make me want to be nice, and girly, and pretty I tried to fight it but I don't have the strength to resist anymore. I can't go on hating you, or myself, not even for another day. Commissar Kate, I was just wondering... do you think I'm pretty? I feel so foolish.
Ahh, you're so adorable.
And I'd still like to see Six restored to her former glory. |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1176
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 14:07:00 -
[1168] - Quote
oh. six. I suppose I know how you feel.
at least I didn't shove a monacle in her eye socket
*runs away laughing
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Yiole Gionglao
205
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 14:10:00 -
[1169] - Quote
Walking barefoot after the fight, Yiole went upstairs to get some new shoes an redo her clothes and hair, but after giving a look at her nose and the blood trails from it on her fce and neck, she decided to have a shower instead. She undressed quickly and turned on the shower in a "Wash & tone up" program, and then she entered the initial soft rain of warm water as the universal law of Always In The Shower quicked in and her pad started beeping with an alert.
Yiole entered the bedroom, leaving beind a trail of drops, and grabbed the pad; then she read the alert and learned that CONCORD regretted to informed her that one of her contacts, Random McNally, had been declared dead upon a fatal failure of his pod during a combat at Amarr. The warning was followed by a second alert from a cloning coporaiton, reporting how a medical clone for Mr. McNally, Random had been successfully activated in a undisclosed station.
"Heh. So he managed to get himself killed". Her conscious mind was mildly amused, but deep inside her subconscious, a silly voice told her that the man she had know, the exact living body she had had inside her just a week ago, was gone. And albeit Random the person still was alive, it was not the same man who went to battle, tired and bitten and scratched...
Yiole was a pragmatist and so didn't indulged much into those thoughts: she had to finish her shower and then apply some antiinflammatory to her nose, have some Robo-Aide clean up the wet trail between the shower and the bedroom, order some new clothes -and a pair of shoes- and then inquire Laudenum about what was her business when she wasn't brawling with strangers.
The shower program ended and the universal law of Always In The Shower missed a second chance; and actually it was so late that the warning that Random's war was over catched up with Yiole on her way out of the appartment, properly dressed and with a itchy noise as the antiinglammatory nanites healed the tissue.
"So the war is over... does that mean that he's coming, then? With his new body?", asked Yiole to herself as she wondered wether newly activated clones could be considered virgin... As she still was in her "born" body, she couldn't tell first hand, and never actually asked Ishtanchuk about her experience with coming back from death in a new (or brand new?) body.
Whatever the answer, Mr. McNally was to be greated properly whenever he showed his scarred, bald face again. And would be better for him that he didn't decided to do anything else than rush back to Yiole and meet her as soon as possible. Pragmatist or don't, Yiole was a woman and she had her priorities (and Random's) very clear... |
Rain6636
Team Evil
183
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 14:46:00 -
[1170] - Quote
You don't have to ask, seven. we know what you're thinking
There's nothing I wouldn't do for you!
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Rain6639
Team Evil
442
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 14:47:00 -
[1171] - Quote
Rain6636 wrote:You don't have to ask, seven. we know what you're thinking There's nothing I wouldn't do for you!
Anything for you, Seven. XOXO
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Rain6638
Team Evil
121
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 14:48:00 -
[1172] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:Rain6636 wrote:You don't have to ask, seven. we know what you're thinking There's nothing I wouldn't do for you! Anything for you, Seven. XOXO
I always wondered when we would do this! I never thought it would happen. I'm so giddy!
We're here for you, girl.
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
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Rain6635
Team Evil
94
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 14:51:00 -
[1173] - Quote
Rain6638 wrote:Rain6639 wrote:Rain6636 wrote:You don't have to ask, seven. we know what you're thinking There's nothing I wouldn't do for you! Anything for you, Seven. XOXO I always wondered when we would do this! I never thought it would happen. I'm so giddy! We're here for you, girl.
We love you, Seven. I love the new look!
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*Indah sees the swirling cloud of rains around loco, zoe and Kate, and feels her head spinning*
This place gives me headache sometimes...
ahh suckit
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Rain6637
Team Evil
1178
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 14:52:00 -
[1174] - Quote
you guys... I think I'm going to cry
*sniff sniff
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Rain6636
Team Evil
183
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 14:53:00 -
[1175] - Quote
"GROUPHUG ON SEVEN!"
*runs at seven, squealing
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Rain6639
Team Evil
442
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 14:54:00 -
[1176] - Quote
DIBS! hahahah
*hugs seven around the arms and rubs her nose in seven's hair making mwah mwah kissy noises
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Rain6638
Team Evil
121
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 14:55:00 -
[1177] - Quote
"dogpile!!!"
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6635
Team Evil
96
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 14:58:00 -
[1178] - Quote
*runs to join the group hug, and is momentarily taken back by the sight of so many... identical, beautiful girls
"hey!"
*the rains stop and turn to look at what five is making a commotion about.
"IS IT RAINING IN HERE??"
puhahahahha
*joins the group hug with a hop
"don't worry, seven, I'm still afraid of you. "
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1182
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 15:00:00 -
[1179] - Quote
"make it rain! what what! hahahhaWHOAH
someone grabbed my ass!"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Rain6639
Team Evil
442
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 15:02:00 -
[1180] - Quote
"that may have been me. cuz I kiiiinda wanna **** you."
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1186
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 15:03:00 -
[1181] - Quote
"but if we go down that road we'll never undock..."
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Rain6639
Team Evil
445
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 15:04:00 -
[1182] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:"but if we go down that road we'll never undock..."
"I'm looking for a 'no' and I don't see it. "
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1186
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 15:06:00 -
[1183] - Quote
*seven holds eye contact with nine, who takes seven's hand and slowly walks her out of the greater fool bar. slowly, then faster, and suddenly they're both running with heels clicking towards the door
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Rain6636
Team Evil
187
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 15:08:00 -
[1184] - Quote
*witnesses the events that just took place before her eyes, shocked, then collects herself and says
"Lo...."
*clears her throat
"Loco!"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
823
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 15:10:00 -
[1185] - Quote
*having seen the last few minutes transpire, and the unexpected exit by seven and nine, finds himself incredibly confused, but immediately responds to six's beckon:
"YEP!!" |
Rain6638
Team Evil
126
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 15:12:00 -
[1186] - Quote
*gazes toward the empty doorway and mumbles to anyone around
"I... was doing something in market, I should see how my orders are doing."
*8 exits... 8 is not going to check on market.
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6635
Team Evil
96
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 15:14:00 -
[1187] - Quote
"...."
*5 is several steps behind 8 and exits without saying a word. 5 is not checking on market, either.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Arek Bardwin
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
0
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 15:23:00 -
[1188] - Quote
that... was... GLORIOUS!!!!!
what is this place??!!
I just happened to stop in for a burger! Holy ****!
*enthusiastically signals the wait staff with his hand raised like a second grader with the answer. he orders a burger and a shake, and can't stop saying "****" and "****" after every other word.
this place is ******* awesome! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2106
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 16:01:00 -
[1189] - Quote
*Indah watches Rain 7 leave, followed by Rain 9, followed by Rain 8, followed by Rain 5. Then she picks a theme from the video jukebox. Music plays, Indah dances to it, and the ice cubes still scattered on the floor melt instantly...*
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Rain6639
Team Evil
452
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 16:52:00 -
[1190] - Quote
*9 appears through the doorway of the greater fool bar and walks to the jukebox with a sultry sway of her hips, queues the next song on the jukebox, and walks to a loveseat and sits with her arms out in a powerful pose, and her legs crossed at the knees
"finally cooked that frigid fish."
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1195
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 16:54:00 -
[1191] - Quote
*seven walks in, makes a beeline for 9 who she straddles and begins making out with furiously. while making noises
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Arek Bardwin
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
3
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 16:56:00 -
[1192] - Quote
*signals the wait staff
"another burger and shake, please, I think I will stay for dinner." |
Rain6639
Team Evil
454
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 16:58:00 -
[1193] - Quote
*9 stands up with seven hanging on her face, and walks out of the greater fool bar with a confident stride and powerful hips, as if the weight of seven wasn't even there.
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
8832
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 17:02:00 -
[1194] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:*9 stands up with seven hanging on her face, and walks out of the greater fool bar with a confident stride and powerful hips, as if the weight of seven wasn't even there.
And whats why 9 is best clone
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
10950
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 17:16:00 -
[1195] - Quote
Six, I have to say you certainly got your cuteness back. |
Rain6636
Team Evil
203
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 17:46:00 -
[1196] - Quote
Thank you, Commissar Kate.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
10969
|
Posted - 2013.05.25 23:19:00 -
[1197] - Quote
Took off my admiral clothes and changed into something more comfortable for the weekend. |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1204
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 01:34:00 -
[1198] - Quote
Commissar Kate,
I find it more than a little endearing that someone so beautiful believes her wardrobe changes go unnoticed.
It was mentioned to me by Mizhir after you left, that you had dressed down.
if you ever find yourself needing a layover during a shopping trip, please visit me in Sobaseki, I would love to have you. Admiral.
XOXO,
7
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
10979
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 02:25:00 -
[1199] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:Commissar Kate, I find it more than a little endearing that someone so beautiful believes her wardrobe changes go unnoticed. It was mentioned to me by Mizhir after you left, that you had dressed down. if you ever find yourself needing a layover during a shopping trip, please visit me in Sobaseki, I would love to have you. Admiral. XOXO, 7
I'v really never liked dressing up all fancy like. I feel beautiful enough without makeup and my normal everyday casual clothes. |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1211
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 02:40:00 -
[1200] - Quote
now that just makes me feel guilt for being demanding. ...kind of.
I can appreciate expectation management; you still look amazing... with both eyes in your head (and not some cheap trinket).
so if you really mean that and you're not just being humble, don't worry you've looked much much worse.
I'm not trying to be mean, I just don't know how to be nice. (I'm out of practice)
PS: I want to hump you.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
8997
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 02:45:00 -
[1201] - Quote
*Gets into an argument with the parking staff outside the Bar*
I Keep telling you, its a mining ship, please park it in grid 3..
But sir, its clearly-
No buts, its a mining ship, full rack of mining lasers, a cargohold full of minerals.
Sir, it's a Gnosis class Battlecruiser, no matter how you look at it-
I am not paying for military parking, its a mining ship, can't you tell a ninja mining vessel when you see one? The Microwarp drive, the full rack of EW to run away, the spacious cargohold and the probe launcher?
* Argument continues outside*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
10987
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 02:49:00 -
[1202] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:now that just makes me feel guilt for being demanding. ...kind of.
I can appreciate expectation management; you still look amazing... with both eyes in your head (and not some cheap trinket).
so if you really mean that and you're not just being humble, don't worry you've looked much much worse.
I'm not trying to be mean, I just don't know how to be nice. (I'm out of practice)
PS: I want to hump you.
I do however very much like the (gold) blouse. I belive it would fit very nicely with my skin and hair. It also matches the color scheme of Ishukone. |
Rain6639
Team Evil
466
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 02:52:00 -
[1203] - Quote
*sigh*
no one holds point to the death like sociopathic seven. not much practice with tackling friendlies. ...the concept of "consent" is somewhat foreign to her.
Please excuse us, Commissar Kate. but we need seven to stay this way
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
8997
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 02:56:00 -
[1204] - Quote
*Walks in, grumbling about parking fee's*
I get to the bar, "you girls want anything while I'm up here?"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1218
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 02:58:00 -
[1205] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:I do however very much like the (gold) blouse. I belive it would fit very nicely with my skin and hair. It also matches the color scheme of Ishukone.
you...
...should probably trade the mr peanut piece for one.
...are so hot when you're evil.
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Rain6636
Team Evil
214
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 02:59:00 -
[1206] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:*Walks in, grumbling about parking fee's*
I get to the bar, "you girls want anything while I'm up here?"
yes, a new boyfriend. Loco is gaga for donkey butt kardashiana
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Rain6639
Team Evil
470
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:02:00 -
[1207] - Quote
"pssst"
*whispers in Kirjava's ear
"six has a thing for older pilots"
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9029
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:03:00 -
[1208] - Quote
Ouch, bad huh?
*Drops down a set of glasses and a pitcher of White Russian*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
10999
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:03:00 -
[1209] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:I do however very much like the (gold) blouse. I belive it would fit very nicely with my skin and hair. It also matches the color scheme of Ishukone. you... ...should probably trade the mr peanut piece for one. ...are so hot when you're evil.
The monocle, no I never owned that. Thats the Likes and Get Likes monocle you get when you have over 10k likes. I'm no longer in possession of it and I'm not that kind of person that would steal it and sell it for profit. |
Rain6638
Team Evil
136
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:05:00 -
[1210] - Quote
nope. no way seven, I know what you're thinking and I love you and all, but I can't let you do it.
...and this is why... I manage all the assets.
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1223
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:06:00 -
[1211] - Quote
it's also why you don't get LAID!
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Rain6638
Team Evil
142
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:07:00 -
[1212] - Quote
zing! good one but I'd rather have ISK thanks
*blows the smoke off the barrel of her imaginary finger pistol
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
11027
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:11:00 -
[1213] - Quote
Rain6638 wrote:zing! good one but I'd rather have ISK thanks
*blows the smoke off the barrel of her imaginary finger pistol
I hope you know there is more to life then just ISK. Get out and live a little. |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9042
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:11:00 -
[1214] - Quote
*Whispers to 9* "Pretty sure you're all older than me, too much time in the Pod"
*Pours out glasses, wondering where 8 came from*
Is she new?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6636
Team Evil
215
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:13:00 -
[1215] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Ouch, bad huh?
*Drops down a set of glasses and a pitcher of White Russian*
*sits next to Kirjava and counts the glasses, then looks down at her hands in her lap, disappointed.
"oh."
"I never liked that Loco drank.
...I guess decent 2003 guys are hard to find."
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
143
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:18:00 -
[1216] - Quote
*sits on the other next-to-Kirjava and kicks up her feet
"it's true. I keep a jump clone in Jita even though we're right next door, and I like checking market all day. let's see, what else. I'm one of the rains, I enjoy flying heavy interdictors, command ships, and my favorite is when we go out as a covops or recon team. my favorite color is kaalakiota red on black, and I like making castles with plex."
*turns her head at 7:
"and I'M A VIRGIN."
*looks back at Kirjava, and his glasses. and the large pitcher of pre mixed white russian
"I thought white russian was supposed to be mixed by the glass?"
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
33296
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:22:00 -
[1217] - Quote
*walks in holding hands to grumbling tummy*
Indah! A big milkshake with ice cream in it please.
Oh and some bran to follow.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9120
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:24:00 -
[1218] - Quote
*Glances back and forth between the ladies*
Well, I suppose that explains why the Barman found it odd, but when you're tipping with 5M isk coins I suppose any order gets filled. Cranberry juice 6?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6636
Team Evil
220
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:28:00 -
[1219] - Quote
*is lost in thought, then realizes an answer is expected of her
"bitter..."
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6639
Team Evil
474
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:31:00 -
[1220] - Quote
*sits next to 6, clears her throat and interrupts
"I know what she'd like. milk!"
*signals wait staff and asks for a milk for six
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9221
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:34:00 -
[1221] - Quote
*Gets back with a glass of freshly squeezed cranberry, a Ishukone Issue drinks Umberlla in it*
So 8 is the banker of your group, Loco is the tag along artist that live in your observation deck, what's you're role in your operations?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6636
Team Evil
225
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:38:00 -
[1222] - Quote
*sinks a little lower on the couch
"well right now I just fly an orca..."
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1226
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:41:00 -
[1223] - Quote
*sits on nine's lap and adds
"a siege link orca."
*rocks her hips subtly on nine's lap to hold her attention
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
11272
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:43:00 -
[1224] - Quote
*pushes seven off of nine*
^_^
*sits on sevens lap* |
Rain6639
Team Evil
478
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:47:00 -
[1225] - Quote
*calmly collects her composure and gets up, faces Commissar Kate and seven, and slowly straddles Commissar Kate. leans past Commissar Kate and gives seven an open mouth kiss.
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9261
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:52:00 -
[1226] - Quote
Cool, in the mining business myself, dead useful those things. Very spacious command centers when I was living in a wormhole a few years back, but playing cat and mouse when it was invaded... Well you wouldn't exactly expect it but it made a damn good evacuation ship and stealth vessel when cloaked.
Pity about the colony I had there, was a lovely space to have a barbecue when the Hulks were undergoing maintenance in downtime.
I see what you did there Kate
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
11369
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:52:00 -
[1227] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:*calmly collects her composure and gets up, faces Commissar Kate and seven, and slowly straddles Commissar Kate. leans past Commissar Kate and gives seven an open mouth kiss.
*stares at seven and nine*
"Oh, now thats hot." |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1227
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:53:00 -
[1228] - Quote
*mumbles "mmhmm..." and softly kisses Commissar Kate's neck.
*9 sofly kisses Commissar Kate's cheek
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Rain6636
Team Evil
230
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 03:57:00 -
[1229] - Quote
*maintains eye contact with Kirjava, trying her hardest to ignore the Kate sandwich behind her, and nods mechanically but intently.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
148
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:04:00 -
[1230] - Quote
*takes her best guess at what might heighten the moment for 7, and picks Skrillex - Still Gettin' It on the jukebox
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
11476
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:05:00 -
[1231] - Quote
*recovering from the kisses Kate looks at seven and nine*
"Now I don't know if you two drink or not but here is one on me"
*hands seven and nine glasses with a dark sweet smelling liquid in them*
"cheers" |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1236
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:06:00 -
[1232] - Quote
*downs her drink and licks the excess off 9's lips
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Rain6639
Team Evil
483
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:09:00 -
[1233] - Quote
*mumbles out of the corner of her mouth
"seven you have some good music in your CQ, don't you?"
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9397
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:10:00 -
[1234] - Quote
Rain6636 wrote:*maintains eye contact with Kirjava, trying her hardest to ignore the Kate sandwich behind her, and nods mechanically but intently.
Anyway, build a nice place down there, have to show it to you some time. Seen some of the modeling you've done for Loco, a bikini on the beech would work pretty well on you
*Gives Kate a thumbs up as she gets the twins*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
11569
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:11:00 -
[1235] - Quote
*hands seven another drink*
"Drink up, lets see if you can hold it down as well as me" |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1236
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:11:00 -
[1236] - Quote
*notices she has 1234 likes and takes it as a sign that the moment is right, and motions to get up with Commissar Kate and 9 to go back to her CQ
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Rain6639
Team Evil
483
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:15:00 -
[1237] - Quote
*takes Commissar Kate's hand slowly to help make up her mind and lead her toward the door
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Rain6636
Team Evil
233
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:19:00 -
[1238] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Anyway, build a nice place down there, have to show it to you some time. Seen some of the modeling you've done for Loco, a bikini on the beech would work pretty well on you
*six's eyes light up about the topic. she finishes gulping her drink and blurts out
"OH MY GOD! thank you! what is it with Brutor guys and donkey butts! It makes me so mad that he can just LOSE his concentration whenever he sees Chloe Kardashian! you know? "
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
11660
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:20:00 -
[1239] - Quote
*follows seven and nine to the back room*
"this is going to be a new experience for me" |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1241
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:25:00 -
[1240] - Quote
*has her hands firmly planted around Commissar Kate's waist and whimpers after hearing Commissar Kate's words and feeling her body move with 9 toward the door. she's not completely sure if it's the bass, or Commissar Kate's smell, or the drinks, but her head is spinning and she bites her lip to make sure it's not a dream.
*nine confidently leads the trio holding Commissar Kate's hand, and gracefully moves a stray strand of hair away from her face. she momentarily closes her eyes mid-stride to take in the moment and the massive buzz. she reopens her eyes with a crooked smile and is determined to rock them both
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Rain6638
Team Evil
152
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:28:00 -
[1241] - Quote
*crosses her legs and rocks back in the couch as she watches the three of them leave. after they turn the corner, she pauses to catch up on what's left of the action in the greater fool bar, and whispers to herself:
"looks like the love train has left the station..."
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9504
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:29:00 -
[1242] - Quote
Rain6636 wrote:Kirjava wrote:Anyway, build a nice place down there, have to show it to you some time. Seen some of the modeling you've done for Loco, a bikini on the beech would work pretty well on you *six's eyes light up about the topic. she finishes gulping her drink and blurts out "OH MY GOD! thank you! what is it with Brutor guys and donkey butts! It makes me so mad that he can just LOSE his concentration whenever he sees Chloe Kardashian! you know? "
*Shrugs* hey every man's got his kink you know, if that's what he wants all the more for the rest of us to enjoy in life right
See your sisters off with Kate now, you and 8 got to let loose sometimes to.
*Glances over at 8* You good? The Russians not as good as I expected like this, my bad.
*Accepts the Barman bringing in his new glasses and jacket*
Ahh thats better, was wondering when these were getting here.
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Rain6638
Team Evil
152
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:34:00 -
[1243] - Quote
*puts her hands over her crossed legs, and gives Kirjava a coy look over her shoulder
"I guess, but... alcohol? I feel so yucky when I drink. "
*is sure of her lifestyle choice to not drink, but wonders if that's the whole point of Kirjava's words. she repeats the phrase to herself : 'let loose sometimes' and searches for times that she's done something against her better judgement, but recalls none. she replies with a hint of concern:
"I don't know, I... never felt the need to just be ... crazy... is that weird?"
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Rain6636
Team Evil
236
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:39:00 -
[1244] - Quote
*still rambling on about Brutor guys and donkey butts, she interrupts herself to reassure 8:
"no way it's not weird. alcohol gives you like, alcohol breath and it's bad for the skin!"
*she picks up a glass from the table without looking, and takes a drink quickly to not have to pause her speech for too long. she gulps down what was left in the bottom third of the glass and turns back to 8, but stops and stares at the empty glass in her hand.
"Wh.... that... wasn't my milk!"
*she stares mid-distance for a moment, and feels her stomach getting warm. the taste of the white russian actually isn't... so bad... it tastes almost bearable...
*she looks up at Kirjava and 8, and asks:
"am I going to be drunk?"
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Rain6638
Team Evil
156
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:41:00 -
[1245] - Quote
*8's jaw drops in a smile and she points at 6, unable to tell her the truth or a lie. this look tells six everything she needs to know
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Rain6636
Team Evil
236
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:45:00 -
[1246] - Quote
*six sits motionless and is struggling to stay "normal" as her consciousness changes slowly. the music is getting louder, and faster, yet slower at the same time. she feels the weight of her head as she turns it from one side. then to the other. to test how her body is acting. but she can't tell what is normal anymore.
"holy **** I think I'm going to fall off the floor... is the station moving?"
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9521
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:49:00 -
[1247] - Quote
Welp Erm, maybe, depends on your tolerence but I doubt that's enough to get you more than a bit tipsy.
*Gives a coy wink back to 8*
Hey, Kate left most of this thing full *picks up an ornate bottle, with what he suspects actual gold in the decoration, reading the lable out loud * "Suvala Hak'len".
Well it would be a shame to waste this, would you girls care to join me?
*Calls for shot glasses*
*Looks at 6*
Hey careful there *pulls an arm around 6 to keep her up* you alright there darlin?
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
158
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:49:00 -
[1248] - Quote
*8 is laughing at six harder than she's laughed in years, and it hurts so much that she can't breathe. she can barely keep herself sitting upright, and turns to joke about six's milk switch with Kirjava but is so out of breath that she snorts and falls face-first into Kirjava's jacket. she's too busy laughing to get herself upright
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
20
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:54:00 -
[1249] - Quote
Laudenum who has been drinking at the bar for most of the day, sits back and watches Kirjava and the remaining Rain clones.
"Oh, this will be fun to watch." she murmurs. "Bartender, would you please send over another pitcher of whatever he's drinking and the next bottle of whatever he's holding is on me."
The bartender nods and begins preparing the order. Laudenum sits back and watches the antics at the table. |
Rain6636
Team Evil
237
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:55:00 -
[1250] - Quote
*six gives up all hope of maintaining her balance and throws her head onto the back of the couch. she starts singing to the jukebox techno song she doesn't know, and finishes processing Kirjava's question about a magic bottle
"How do you drink this and just stay ... Kirjava? one is fine for me thanks"
*she tries to motion with her hands to emphasize her words, but only succeeds in making her forearms flop like fish, and her hands flip over, from side to side. she notices the odd motion of her arms and begins flopping them intentionally.
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Rain6638
Team Evil
160
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 04:57:00 -
[1251] - Quote
*8's laughter is winding down, and she has enough control to grasp the bottle Kirjava has held out for her to inspect. She holds it an inch away from her face, as if looking at the print from that distance will help her understand its contents, which she has no knowledge of.
"Kesh what? what's this called? what does it do?"
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
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Rain6636
Team Evil
240
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:03:00 -
[1252] - Quote
*6 is waving her hands in front of her face and it looks like bad disco hand dancing. she can't be sure but she has a feeling her hands are leaving trails through the air. she tries to find the exact speed the trails happen, she goes fast, then slow, then suddenly laughs and holds her hands out in front of Kirjava and waves them at a medium speed.
"HAHAHHAH LOOK! I KNEW IT!"
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Sadar Ovaert
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
0
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:04:00 -
[1253] - Quote
*comes out of nowhere and rips the bottle out of eights hand*
I don't think you want to drink that young lady. I would hate to see you get sick from it. |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9522
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:05:00 -
[1254] - Quote
Drink a bit, get used to it over time to the sweet sweet poison 6, helps unwind at the end of the day. And Magic bottle? *Glances at the second fresh bottle 6 just got given from the Barman* How... why... *looks over at the redhead waving to him* Oh...
And 8, its a pretty strong Caldari brew, technically illegal for non Caldari to have. Though she and the other Rains were doing bodyshots earlier I think. I was a bit distracted by the company
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
160
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:05:00 -
[1255] - Quote
*looks up at Sadar with a surprised expression. she's never watched someone try alcohol for the first time before, and realizes Sadar's words are probably correct and it's better that she remains able to carry six home, if she has to
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Rain6636
Team Evil
243
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:07:00 -
[1256] - Quote
*responds to Kirjava, a few beats too late:
"Unwind? I feel like I'm unRAVELING"
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9526
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:09:00 -
[1257] - Quote
Rain6636 wrote:*responds to Kirjava, a few beats too late:
"Unwind? I feel like I'm unRAVELING"
*Facepalms*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
163
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:11:00 -
[1258] - Quote
*8 suddenly distrusts any containers of liquid on the table in front of her, and sits next to six not knowing what she should do except cuddle with her or keep her warm, or something. she buries her nose in six's hair and gives her head a kiss.
"ooooh six you klutz."
"Kirjava, are your drinks strong? she didn't have that much, right?"
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
245
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:17:00 -
[1259] - Quote
*six is asleep
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9528
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:18:00 -
[1260] - Quote
Not that strong, she must be pretty intolerant to the stuff *sips his own*.
Might want to get her some water, or try recloning herself to get it out of her system.
Still cute though.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
166
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:21:00 -
[1261] - Quote
*holds six slightly away from her, and takes in the sight of her. six appears normal, just asleep. 8 laughs under her breath.
"the energizer bunny does not keep going and going."
she looks at the glasses and Kirjava who is all cool and collected, and throws her head back in laughter.
"what a baby!"
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Sadar Ovaert
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
4
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:23:00 -
[1262] - Quote
Does anyone know where Commissar Kate went? I have not heard from her in a while and her neocom seems to be turned off. I'm getting quite concerned. |
Rain6638
Team Evil
166
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:24:00 -
[1263] - Quote
"nnnnNOPE!"
*8 bites her lips shut to conceal her smile, though her eyes are still gleaming
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9536
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:26:00 -
[1264] - Quote
Hey, takes a while before you're body can take some of this. Just hope she was old enough to drink in the first place really.
So Ms Moneybags, what's your hand in Evil incorporated?
Sadar, she and 7 are... indisposed for the moment, probably better to leave a message for her.
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
169
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:28:00 -
[1265] - Quote
*8 gives up on concealing her grin and smiles wider after hearing Kirjava's explanation and thinking that's a subtle way to say 7 is having all her wildest dreams come true.
"....hahah yes. money bags.
... more like babysitter."
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9536
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:31:00 -
[1266] - Quote
Winks down at 8, hoping she'll keep hush and let Kate and 7/9 have their fun together uninterrupted.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Sadar Ovaert
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:31:00 -
[1267] - Quote
Indisposed for the moment? Please don't tell me she got her way with someone again. That girl will try to sleep with anything it seems. If it was not for her charming looks I would have to punish her. |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9536
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:35:00 -
[1268] - Quote
I'm afraid I'm not at liberty say anything my good sir, lest I not perhaps lead to the potential damage to the Directives Rear.. *smirks for a second* Admiral.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
174
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:37:00 -
[1269] - Quote
*is suddenly acutely aware that she has no idea who Sadar might be to Commissar Kate. maybe he's a stern, strict version of herself. but Commissar Kate needs someone to look out for her? how odd. she smiles at the possibility Commissar Kate is more like 7 and 9 than she thought.
*8 speaks in the most level tone she can manage, considering a bottle of unknown herbal extract was taken from her possession minutes prior:
"I think she was listening to some music with ...
*8 is unsure what to call the other rains. how do you explain the rains in ten words or less?
"...friends, and they're eating. they went out for a sandwich."
*yeah, that'll work.
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9541
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:41:00 -
[1270] - Quote
Indeed, they were dancing earlier and developed a bit of a hunger earlier. They might have gone out to Saiso, I think 7 was in particular interested in sampling Achuran cuisine.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
879
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:44:00 -
[1271] - Quote
*loco stops in the doorway and his mind races at the scene before him. drinks. six asleep on the couch, very likely passed out from alcohol [he'll ask about that later]... but this man standing in an authoritative pose, in front of them. neatly dressed, clean... not good. he approaches 8 and takes a deep bow, conspicuously so that the unknown gentleman can at least be assured of their status:
"Ma'am, I did not mean to keep you waiting. My apologies. I have finished your business in Jita and am here to Chauffeur yourselves back to Sobaseki" |
Sadar Ovaert
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
9
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:45:00 -
[1272] - Quote
Well I would like you all to know I'm Kate's Personal Security Officer and it's my duty that she is taken care of.
I suspect she drank a bit too much again as usual and managed to get some action. Was it a guy or girl this time and did anyone happen to see if she had a small gray vial in her possession? |
Rain6638
Team Evil
174
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:46:00 -
[1273] - Quote
*address Loco courteously, the escape seems to be a good option. 7 and 9 are big girls, they'll be fine...
"Rain has fallen asleep, would you..."
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
882
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:48:00 -
[1274] - Quote
*Loco proceeds to assist six, and picks her up with no acknowledgement of the gentleman's question. it is fitting behavior for a Brutor slave. it just might work. with six securely in his arms, he avoids eye contact with a person of status, and is thankful his dreadlocks hide the evidence of his being a capsuleer. |
Rain6638
Team Evil
179
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:51:00 -
[1275] - Quote
*8 pulls the clueless blonde card and stands with her hands together, as if to wait for Commissar Kate's personal security officer's permission to leave his presence.
"Sir I'm ... I don't know Commissar Kate very well, I ..."
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9547
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:53:00 -
[1276] - Quote
*Checks Sadar's ID, and moves his left hand up and into a quick gesture.*
Well that checks out, Rest assured sir they are taken care of by a pair of this lovely ladies sisters. A wee bit too much to drink perhaps but its all good fun. They should be fine, grab a drink and pick her up hungover in the morning.
*Watches the red dot move from Sadar's forehead*
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
882
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:54:00 -
[1277] - Quote
*loco is in the doorway and knows 8 can see him over the gentleman's shoulder. it's been a while since he's had any type of swashbuckling, and dances an awkward jig with six in his arms, to test 8's capacity for shenanigans. 8 gives no indication that she sees him, though he knows she can. he turns to leave, impressed at 8's performance
loco looks down at six's face and sees for the first time how much of a baby she is |
Rain6638
Team Evil
181
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 05:59:00 -
[1278] - Quote
*8 can't believe the sight of six flailing helplessly in loco's arms while he dances. she wants to laugh so hard, she's about to pee in her pants.
she continues to blink and stare blankly at Mr Security, but now she needs to excuse herself for *real
"I'm sorry, I really have to pee before we go"
*8 scurries off to the bathroom, and the pee trot can't be helped
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Sadar Ovaert
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 06:03:00 -
[1279] - Quote
Thank you Kirjava, I appreciate the honesty. So Kate got a pair of girls tonight? Well thats a first, I always knew she swung both ways but I'v never seen her grab a pair of girls. All I know is that Kate is going to be one hell of treat to deal with this morning.
And if I may ask a favor of you. Please make sure Kate puts her clothes back on tomorrow morning, she has been know to forget to put them back on in the past. |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9577
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 06:09:00 -
[1280] - Quote
Not sure I can promise anything in that respect, I daresay the girls will steal every bit of clothing and make her march around naked if I know those two.... *Eyes distractedly following the escaping Achura backside sway*
Sorry, but I'll give it a shot bit no promises.
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
184
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 06:11:00 -
[1281] - Quote
*8 is frantic and can't figure out what else she could do except leave... 'is this what 7 and 9 get themselves into when I'm not around? they are so crazy!' she thinks to herself. she needs to look for them. are they upstairs? are they even in the station? what to do!!!!
*but for the moment, 8 is peeing. and has hygiene paper wadded in her hand at the ready. she is shaking her leg nervously.
*and then suddenly....
*...nope, still peeing.
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Sadar Ovaert
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
16
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 06:18:00 -
[1282] - Quote
Thank you again. Now I must be on my way. I have a special brew of Achuran tea that does wonders for hangovers that I now have to make. Thankfully Kate loves it and drinks it down without any problem.
*vanishes as quickly as he entered the bar* |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9589
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 06:21:00 -
[1283] - Quote
*Glances around, aware now he's by himself, he reaches for the bottle and takes a swig of the spirit*
Ahhh... that stuffs good.
*Pulls out a Slaverhide cigar case, smelling his new import from Heimatar with serene pleasure*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
184
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 06:21:00 -
[1284] - Quote
*8 approaches the end of the hallway to the greater fool bar, and sinks to below waist level before poking her head out around the corner. she wonders if enough time has passed, or if too much time is passing since she made her exit..
no G man
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Finloth
Lothian Enterprises
2
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 06:25:00 -
[1285] - Quote
Rain6638 wrote:*8 approaches the end of the hallway to the greater fool bar, and sinks to below waist level before poking her head out around the corner. she wonders if enough time has passed, or if too much time is passing since she made her exit..
no G man
Appears, no eyes and pale featureless face under an Ammarian formal Business Suit, towering twice the height of a normal man in the corridor. |
Rain6638
Team Evil
186
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 06:27:00 -
[1286] - Quote
*runs out from hiding
"KIRJAVAAAAAAAA"
*and jumps into his lap, holding on for dear life
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9591
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 06:29:00 -
[1287] - Quote
*Looks around the bar, patting the panicking woman on the back*
How much were you drinking? You alright?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
186
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 06:35:00 -
[1288] - Quote
*8 feels safe in Kirjava's lap and his voice brings brings those words back to her:
Kirjava wrote:you and 8 got to let loose sometimes
*they repeat over and over, and something tells her this is one of those moments
*8 pushes herself into Kirjava and kisses him furiously, and grinds her hips against him out of instinct.
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9594
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 06:44:00 -
[1289] - Quote
*Moves from surprise into serendipity over the change, aware of the fact he's in public with a horny girl making out with him*
*A few miniutes of snogging later and much double checking of the integrity of Achuran booty he whispers hoarsely into 8's ear "My ships docked out side if you want a tour cutie "*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
188
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 06:46:00 -
[1290] - Quote
*stops kissing Kirjava and tries to whisper but comes out in a loud moan
"I want you to take me anywhere."
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9600
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 06:53:00 -
[1291] - Quote
Oh I'll take you places, see supernovae, tour the Outer Rim.... but that'l be tommorow...
*Picks 8 up Bridal style, leaving a very generous tip as he carriers her out to his Quarters.*
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Rain6638
Team Evil
188
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 06:55:00 -
[1292] - Quote
*8 can be overheard as they leave, with her arms around his shoulders:
"so, i'm confused. is it actually 'blowing'?"
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9613
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 07:00:00 -
[1293] - Quote
Rain6638 wrote:*8 can be overheard as they leave, with her arms around his shoulders:
"so, i'm confused. is it actually 'blowing'?"
It's more a kind of.... don't worry I'll go over it, we've got all night.
*Nods to his butler to keep away the place quiet tonight as he is Entertaining.*
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Finloth
Lothian Enterprises
5
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 07:02:00 -
[1294] - Quote
*Nods, the wind whispering around him*
"Nat|_|r477y 5ir..." |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2114
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 07:18:00 -
[1295] - Quote
For the first time since the bar opened, Indah plays the role of bartender who won't see anything, despite there's a lot going on. Wondering what would happen if it was Ishtanchuk rather than her who was running the bar, Indah serves some Coke Zero in her Garfield mug and sips it as Rain 8 and Kirjava exit the bar.
"And here's not even the backrooms", whispers to herself.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9770
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 08:58:00 -
[1296] - Quote
*Staggers back into the bar, and sits down on a stool*
One cup of tea please barkeep, leave the pot...
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Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20454
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 09:03:00 -
[1297] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6637 wrote:Commissar Kate, I find it more than a little endearing that someone so beautiful believes her wardrobe changes go unnoticed. It was mentioned to me by Mizhir after you left, that you had dressed down. if you ever find yourself needing a layover during a shopping trip, please visit me in Sobaseki, I would love to have you. Admiral. XOXO, 7 I'v really never liked dressing up all fancy like. I feel beautiful enough without makeup and my normal everyday casual clothes.
Listen my little Caldari girl.
A beauty lady in boring clothes is like a Machariel with t1 guns.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2117
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 09:10:00 -
[1298] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6637 wrote:Commissar Kate, I find it more than a little endearing that someone so beautiful believes her wardrobe changes go unnoticed. It was mentioned to me by Mizhir after you left, that you had dressed down. if you ever find yourself needing a layover during a shopping trip, please visit me in Sobaseki, I would love to have you. Admiral. XOXO, 7 I'v really never liked dressing up all fancy like. I feel beautiful enough without makeup and my normal everyday casual clothes. Listen my little Caldari girl. A beauty lady in boring clothes is like a Machariel with t1 guns.
Truth has been spoken. Free drink for the Verhokior lady.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1828
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 10:53:00 -
[1299] - Quote
Suddenly, the quiet morning athmosphere get's interrupted by several shockwaves impacting on the stations hull.
The Bars windows reveal an ongoing battle outside in the stations vicinity. An overaged Matari Battleship get's chased by a large fleet of Amarrian Navy warships. Although hopelessly outgunned, the Matari pilot manages to keep his ship out of range for the Amarr Lazormadness. Until reaching the safety boundaries of the neutral Spacestation, the lonely hunted ship destroyed quite a nice portion of the chasing blockade force by long range fire.
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
9988
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 10:55:00 -
[1300] - Quote
*Decides the annihilation has nothing to do with him. No sir, he properly fitted his ships with mining Lasers so he did.*
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
106
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 11:38:00 -
[1301] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:Suddenly, the quiet morning athmosphere get's interrupted by several shockwaves impacting on the stations hull. The Bars windows reveal an ongoing battle outside in the stations vicinity. An overaged Matari Battleship get's chased by a large fleet of Amarrian Navy warships. Although hopelessly outgunned, the Matari pilot manages to keep his ship out of range for the Amarr Lazormadness. Until reaching the safety boundaries of the neutral Spacestation, the lonely hunted ship destroyed quite a nice portion of the chasing blockade force by long range fire.
Kirjava wrote:*Decides the annihilation has nothing to do with him. No sir, he properly fitted his ships with mining Lasers so he did.*
Suddenly a second ship, a civilian salvage vessel for large scale operations, drops out of warp in zero range to the hunted matarian ship. Her sublight engines immediately firing and burning towards the stations docking sections. The unarmed ship is already badly damaged and laced with burnings all over her hull, typical signs for amarrian gunfire. Something very valuable must be inside the hangars of this ship, causing the Amarr Navy to dispatch a whole fleet to hunt for.
While the clumsy civilian ship closes to the docking section, the Matari Battleship attracts the fire by the now closing force, stretching her shields to the extreme. As the Salvager finally finishes docking procedure, the lonely guarding battleship is already shot in it's hulls. The Amarr fleet is now in perfect firing range and every lazor volley cuts deep holes followed by clouds of debris in the obviously doomed Matarian Ship.
But then something unexpected happens. In the moment, the Salvager disappears in the station interior, the Amarr stop firing immediately. Not only that, they turn and go back into warp without any visible reason.
Not wasting a second, the left and badly hit Matari fires up her last working engine and crawls to the docking clamps.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2126
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 12:00:00 -
[1302] - Quote
Seeing how the battle has ended, Indah locks back the safety of the Bar's shield emitter, an extremely modified and advanced version of the device commonly known as "POS shield".
"The hell is going on?", mutters.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
11806
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 12:36:00 -
[1303] - Quote
*takes a sip of her Achuran tea*
Dear god, last night was absolutely amazing. Seven is a monster and nine, well has a nice gentle touch.
And has anyone seen my earring? I seem to have lost one and It was my favourite pair. |
Rain6638
Team Evil
245
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 13:08:00 -
[1304] - Quote
your dad was here.
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
11812
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 13:13:00 -
[1305] - Quote
Rain6638 wrote:your dad was here.
Sadar? Well he always means well and tries to check up on me. I suppose I can get out of hand sometimes. But hes is certainly not my father. Heck, he's not even Achur. |
Rain6638
Team Evil
246
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 13:19:00 -
[1306] - Quote
what was in the fancy bottle? he took it from me.
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2133
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 13:24:00 -
[1307] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6638 wrote:your dad was here. Sadar? Well he always means well and tries to check up on me. I suppose I can get out of hand sometimes. But hes is certainly not my father. Heck, he's not even Achur.
And so? My mother is a quarter of Gallentean and yet she married a Khanid nobleman.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
11814
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 13:28:00 -
[1308] - Quote
Kresh, Its toxic to Achurans and just about everyone else except ethnic Caldari. I have not idea how that got out. I'd hate to see someone die over a drink.
Oh and Indah, I'm most certainly 100% pure Achur, I know both my mother and father.
|
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20542
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 13:46:00 -
[1309] - Quote
I might be part Gallentean, atleast the genetests indicate that it is very likely, but my dad never told me about my mum. And now it is several years since he went missing so I may never know.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20379
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 13:49:00 -
[1310] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Kresh, Its toxic to Achurans and just about everyone else except ethnic Caldari. I have not idea how that got out. I'd hate to see someone die over a drink.
Oh and Indah, I'm most certainly 100% pure Achur, I know both my mother and father.
Well, at least you have parents. Must feel good.
My parents is the Zaniou Biotech corporation- LOT XVIII project- bioengineered supersoldiers, supposed to replace human capsuleers and surpass them in every possible way.
Death incarnate.
Shatterer of worlds.
OK, OK, so the project was sacked.
But I assure you it has nothing to do with the rumor that the results were rather disappointing and none of the fabricated clones lived remotely up to the high expectations and promises of the Zaniou marketing department.
All lies.
We are perfect...
Ah, screw it, give me another drink....
Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2134
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 14:02:00 -
[1311] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Oh and Indah, I'm most certainly 100% pure Achur, I know both my mother and father.
Are you implying that I may not know who are my parents? -said Indah with cold voice, staring at Kate with a hateful gleam in her green eyes.
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
11818
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 14:08:00 -
[1312] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Oh and Indah, I'm most certainly 100% pure Achur, I know both my mother and father.
Are you implying that I may not know who are my parents? -said Indah with cold voice, staring at Kate with a hateful gleam in her green eyes.
*looks down with shame*
"i'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way. Sometimes I have a hard time finding the right words. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
11821
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 14:22:00 -
[1313] - Quote
Hmm, really would like my earring back, I hope seven did not swallow it this time. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2137
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 14:23:00 -
[1314] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Oh and Indah, I'm most certainly 100% pure Achur, I know both my mother and father.
Are you implying that I may not know who are my parents? -said Indah with cold voice, staring at Kate with a hateful gleam in her green eyes. *looks down with shame* "i'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way. Sometimes I have a hard time finding the right words.
Indah relaxes and falls back to her usual sweetness, smiling and speaking warmly:
"Nevermind, it is enough difficult that we can understand each other in a language that it's not ours. Sulit untuk berbicara bahasa yang tidak anda sendiri.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1839
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 14:28:00 -
[1315] - Quote
Chloe Kaltana wrote:Suddenly a second ship, a civilian salvage vessel for large scale operations, drops out of warp in zero range to the hunted matarian ship. Her sublight engines immediately firing and burning towards the stations docking sections. The unarmed ship is already badly damaged and laced with burnings all over her hull, typical signs for amarrian gunfire. Something very valuable must be inside the hangars of this ship, causing the Amarr Navy to dispatch a whole fleet to hunt for. While the clumsy civilian ship closes to the docking section, the Matari Battleship attracts the fire by the now closing force, stretching her shields to the extreme. As the Salvager finally finishes docking procedure, the lonely guarding battleship is already shot in it's hulls. The Amarr fleet is now in perfect firing range and every lazor volley cuts deep holes followed by clouds of debris in the obviously doomed Matarian Ship. But then something unexpected happens. In the moment, the Salvager disappears in the station interior, the Amarr stop firing immediately. Not only that, they turn and go back into warp without any visible reason. Not wasting a second, the left and badly hit Matari fires up her last working engine and crawls to the docking clamps.
-earlier this day in a nearby system's deadspace-
"Atlantia is calling Aurora...Chloe? Are you there? Come in please."
"Aurora here, are you finished Zoe?"
"Yes I'm done, you can warp in now"
"What took you so long this time?"
"Nothing to worry about...just a little more Battleships than the agents intel told us about...luckily the amarrians are lazy gunners but can make nice discolights! - Well...more loot for us, heh!"
"I got ya *laughs*...comming in now"
A minute later, the clumsy Noctis class salvager drops out of warp next to Zoe's old Maelstrom and begins the daily pull and salvage routine.
Just as the last wreckage closes being dismanteled and transformed into the hungry salvagers hangars, a large fleet drops out of warp 100km away, closing onto the duo immediately.
"Zoe! My Ladar is suddenly full of contacts closing in! What the ****?!"
"I see them too! Fire up your warp engines and set homing course! Those are far too many and we should leave before they come in range!"
"Got ya! Going to warp in 3..2..1.."
After the Noctis dropped into warp, the Maelstrom loads it's warp engines too while already coating several exremely fast closing frigates with long range fire.
Only a few seconds before they come in jamming range, the old lady falls into warp and safety...
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Rain6637
Team Evil
1260
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 14:28:00 -
[1316] - Quote
Commissar Kate,
Dearest, sweetest Commissar Kate.
I may have gotten carried away with things...
Nine and I would like to have you over again, once you are feeling well. For a proper slumber party, without the crazy...
My hope would be you can make it tonight, but I am selfish.
We have something with your name on it. We would love to see you try it on.
Please come see us soon.
XOXO,
7, 9.
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
11825
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 14:35:00 -
[1317] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:Commissar Kate, Dearest, sweetest Commissar Kate. I may have gotten carried away with things... Nine and I would like to have you over again, once you are feeling well. For a proper slumber party, without the crazy... My hope would be you can make it tonight, but I am selfish. We have something with your name on it. We would love to see you try it on. Please come see us soon. XOXO, 7, 9.
Oh why certainly, I would love to come over. However I may not make it until around 2.00 eve time. |
Rain6639
Team Evil
496
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 14:36:00 -
[1318] - Quote
fantastic.
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Rain6638
Team Evil
249
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 14:38:00 -
[1319] - Quote
I clearly recall saying no...
..... puahahahha what am I saying? was I always this stiff?
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1264
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 14:40:00 -
[1320] - Quote
yes, stiff. but there's hope for you... a little birdie told me you left your skirt at Kirjava's. I wonder how that happened...
and if you're wondering about the ISK... I may have forgotten to give you the rack of republic fleet 800mm repeating artillery off my machariel.
oops? I can be forgetful
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Rain6638
Team Evil
251
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 14:41:00 -
[1321] - Quote
"incorrigible."
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1265
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 14:46:00 -
[1322] - Quote
Commissar Kate,
Will be at home, the door will be unlocked; please let yourself in.
XOXO,
7, 9
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Rain6638
Team Evil
251
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 14:55:00 -
[1323] - Quote
*shakes her head and smiles.
"she is our best tackle..."
*8 carries her breakfast to finish it on the way to the hangar.
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20568
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 15:48:00 -
[1324] - Quote
*As Miz is about to leave the ladies' room she notices something on the floor. She bows down and picks it up. It appers to be an earing and then she recalls Kate talking about having lost her earring. "She certainly had a ... wet night with the Rains last night" Miz says to herself. She puts the earing into her purse and then exits the ladies' room and sees Eight at the bar.
"Do you know where Kate went?"
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Rain6638
Team Evil
251
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 16:19:00 -
[1325] - Quote
*grins
"no, not at the moment, but I know where she'll be... why?"
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
34286
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 16:24:00 -
[1326] - Quote
*spins around on bar stool*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Merlot makes Graygors head of swish!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1844
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 16:50:00 -
[1327] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:-earlier this day in a nearby system's deadspace- "Atlantia is calling Aurora...Chloe? Are you there? Come in please." "Aurora here, are you finished Zoe?" "Yes I'm done, you can warp in now" "What took you so long this time?" "Nothing to worry about...just a little more Battleships than the agents intel told us about... luckily the amarrians are lazy gunners but can make nice discolights! - Well...more loot for us, heh!" "I got ya *laughs*...comming in now" A minute later, the clumsy Noctis class salvager drops out of warp next to Zoe's old Maelstrom and begins the daily pull and salvage routine. Just as the last wreckage closes being dismanteled and transformed into the hungry salvagers hangars, a large fleet drops out of warp 100km away, closing onto the duo immediately. "Zoe! My Ladar is suddenly full of contacts closing in! What the ****?!" "I see them too! Fire up your warp engines and set homing course! Those are far too many and we should leave before they come in range!" "Got ya! Going to warp in 3..2..1.." After the Noctis dropped into warp, the Maelstrom loads it's warp engines too while already coating several exremely fast closing frigates with long range fire. Only a few seconds before they come in jamming range, the old lady falls into warp and safety...
-still earlier this day, during warp back to TGFB homing station-
GÇ£What was that? How did they managed to bring in so many reinforcements, Zoe?GÇ¥
GÇ£I have no idea, really. But I managed to make a brief scan of those incoming ships. Their energy signatures slightly differ from normal amarriansGǪbut donGÇÖt ask why.GÇ¥
GÇ£Why?...GÇ¥
GÇ£Oh come on, Chloe donGÇÖt be silly now *chuckles*GǪbut nevertheless, we are approaching the station in less than a minute, prepaGǪGÇ¥
Zoe canGÇÖt finish her words as the warp tunnel around both ships suddenly gets flooded by a massive greenish glowing beam causing the tunnel to collapse and throwing both ships out into normal space causing massive internal damage in the process.
Zoe feels a massively stabbing pain in her head, while damage reports and crew casualties are uploaded into her neocortex indicating massive ship wide system failures, warp and sub light engines down, shields nearly collapsing and most weapons shut down before she loses consciousnessGǪ
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Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20644
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 18:13:00 -
[1328] - Quote
Rain6638 wrote:*grins
"no, not at the moment, but I know where she'll be... why?"
I got something for her. But I suppose she will return to the bar soon. So I will just wait then.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10378
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 19:28:00 -
[1329] - Quote
*Strolls into the bar, having convinced the parking attendent it is a mining vessel this time, possibly the generous tip last night. Not sure what those guys are paid, but working here must pull in more cash than doing L2 missions at least given the clientel*
One Cranberry Juice, One pint of stout...
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
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Rain6638
Team Evil
279
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 19:48:00 -
[1330] - Quote
*8 sits next to Kirjava with a hip bump
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10390
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 19:50:00 -
[1331] - Quote
Hey there darlin, nap go well?
Got a runner picking up that monacle, should be here soon... I think you left your skirt at my quarters last night by the way
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
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Rain6638
Team Evil
279
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 19:52:00 -
[1332] - Quote
*listens calmly until mention of a monacle, and becomes worried
"what monacle? I want nothing to do with a monacle."
*mutters something about low-class trinkets and facial disfigurement
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20483
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 19:55:00 -
[1333] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:
One Cranberry Juice, One pint of stout...
*tumbles from her chair, highly intoxicated, barley able to stand. Smashes a beer bottle and approaches Kirjava with the broken bottle*
Whaat didya shay bout Canberra jews? Whaddya shay? Shay that to my fashe, motherf***er!
Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |
Rain6638
Team Evil
280
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 19:56:00 -
[1334] - Quote
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10396
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 19:57:00 -
[1335] - Quote
Ah its only for a bit... wait monacles are low class these days?
*Remembers the Elite used to wear them all the time in the early days*
*Watches Zimmy stagger and confront the Coat rack with a broken bottle*
Somehow... adorable
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
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Rain6638
Team Evil
280
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 20:02:00 -
[1336] - Quote
*grabs Kirjava by the sleeve and runs to the back of the bar. ...somewhere quiet
"Kirjava why is there always something dangerous happening with you. are you sure you're a miner? ...nevermind, don't talk. danger does something to me and I just.."
*pushes Kirjava against empty space crates and gets on her knees. she looks up at Kirjava and repeats herself:
"shh I said don't talk. I have to go soon."
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20489
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 20:08:00 -
[1337] - Quote
*Severly beats up the coat rack until it falls over and knocks her to the ground. Tries to get free from under the rack but is simply too drunk to get up agian*
Ok...Ok...you..won....I shurrender...now let go off me...I shurrender...
Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10405
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 20:10:00 -
[1338] - Quote
Just a Miner, and Industrialist *Checks the concealed sidearm*
Nothing else at all.
<_<
>_>
*le poker face*
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Rain6638
Team Evil
281
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 20:13:00 -
[1339] - Quote
*8 walks straight through the bar for the door, and has a more brisk stride than usual. her shoulders are held further back, her hips have a slight sway, and out of the corner of your eye you'd think it was 9. she bites her lip after whispering to herself:
"Deep Core Mining."
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20672
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 20:18:00 -
[1340] - Quote
*Miz checks her datapad and suddenly burst out in a loud uncontrolled laugther.*
Seriously guys, I have never seen such a big fuckup in the Concord Combat Database: http://i.imgur.com/yYKyG18.jpg
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10432
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 20:19:00 -
[1341] - Quote
*Returns to the bar with a bit of a swagger, seeing Zimmy on the ground he takes pity and gets the coat rack up. Carrying the drunk to the cot in the backroom to let her sleep it off*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
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Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20493
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 20:28:00 -
[1342] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:*Returns to the bar with a bit of a swagger, seeing Zimmy on the ground he takes pity and gets the coat rack up. Carrying the drunk to the cot in the backroom to let her sleep it off*
*falls asleep, curls on the floor and starts thucking her thumb in her sleep*
nom....kill all humansh....nom..nom...hey you..nom...talking to me?...nom nom...can't shee anybody elshe here....nom..musht be talking to me....nom...nom...nom...are you talking to me?..nom.. nom nom
Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10432
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 20:30:00 -
[1343] - Quote
*Takes a photo for blackmail material later, and returns to the bar*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10446
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 20:52:00 -
[1344] - Quote
*Is sitting at a bar table, Hayes having spend possibly enough to outfit a Dreadnought on Booze and Cigars, and a tray of fries for the table before she left.*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1854
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 21:22:00 -
[1345] - Quote
Zimmy Zeta wrote:Kirjava wrote:*Returns to the bar with a bit of a swagger, seeing Zimmy on the ground he takes pity and gets the coat rack up. Carrying the drunk to the cot in the backroom to let her sleep it off* *falls asleep, curls on the floor and starts thucking her thumb in her sleep* nom....kill all humansh....nom..nom...hey you..nom...talking to me?...nom nom...can't shee anybody elshe here....nom..musht be talking to me....nom...nom...nom...are you talking to me?..nom.. nom nom
This is the cutest thing I've ever seen aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww o_o
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Rain6638
Team Evil
282
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 21:31:00 -
[1346] - Quote
*market business was over sooner than expected, and 8 is pleased to find Kirjava still at the bar. there is still time in the day for a nice... chat. she remembers their last conversation and the topic of monocles. 8 approaches Kirjava from behind and puts her arms around his shoulders.
"Hellllooo mr man of mystery, I'm glad you're still here. and surprised you're not napping.
*Kirjava turns to face 8, and upon noticing the very thing she was about to explain why she believed was a ghastly, horrid, ridiculous accessory..
"oh, now that's not going to work. Kirjava, baby, I'm glad you were my first, but I'm more glad it was before you went and did that. you should have been happy wearing me on your face--unlike monacles, I'm priceless and people might actually envy you for it. ciao, sweetie. by the way, you talk too much."
*8 strokes Kirjava's chin one last time, then turns and walks out. she makes a mental note to not fool around with the likes of that. she comments to herself:
"I have way to much damn ISK to be ******* around with that ****."
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10458
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 22:10:00 -
[1347] - Quote
*Zooms in tracking the swaying hips in full HD*
Neat. Tis tradition, I'll wear it for a day then switch back... glad you enjoed the face si-
*Has a sucpicion with the clones*
Where is 9 anyway, I haven't seen you together for a while...
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
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Anne Books
Kaltana Industries
89
|
Posted - 2013.05.26 22:29:00 -
[1348] - Quote
*is about to enter TGFB for her very first time since she finally couldn't refuse her big sister Zoes invitings anymore. The moment she is about to enter the bars door, a very determined looking blonde woman grabs her harm and pulls her with her.*
*suprised by the sudden action, Anne can only gasp the words*
.....phheeeww, so this is what my sis meant by the "dragging aura" of this place......
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
11963
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 03:24:00 -
[1349] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:Commissar Kate, Dearest, sweetest Commissar Kate. I may have gotten carried away with things... Nine and I would like to have you over again, once you are feeling well. For a proper slumber party, without the crazy... My hope would be you can make it tonight, but I am selfish. We have something with your name on it. We would love to see you try it on. Please come see us soon. XOXO, 7, 9.
I stopped by but no one was home. I saw the package you let behind and I absolutely love it and it fits perfectly. I would have have to say it's the best gift anyone has ever given me.
oh and here is a pic of me, I can also let my hair down if you would like that better |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10531
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 03:41:00 -
[1350] - Quote
*Wanders back in after surgery, someone offered him a better on surgery and he seemed legit enough*
Flicks through a new copy of EON.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
11972
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 03:45:00 -
[1351] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:*Wanders back in after surgery, someone offered him a better on surgery and he seemed legit enough* Flicks through a new copy of EON.
Looks like you visited a butcher, not a surgeon. |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1280
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 05:45:00 -
[1352] - Quote
If you can find room in your schedule, please swing... by and crash with us, Admiral. ...anytime.
Very respectfully,
7, 9
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Rain6638
Team Evil
299
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 06:00:00 -
[1353] - Quote
*8 sits down and reads the note left by 7 on the Greater Fool Bar message board.
"finesse meter is... improving~ she has a soft touch like a velvet hammer.
*smiles and shakes her head
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
268
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 06:09:00 -
[1354] - Quote
*6 is a few minutes late, but no worries--she joins 8 and cuddles next to her as if to say thanks and sorry for the previous evening. she stays quiet, and stares at the middle of the floor in thought.
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Rain6638
Team Evil
302
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 06:11:00 -
[1355] - Quote
*8 moves her shoulders to put her arm around 6.
"so, what happened with you and Loco?"
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
268
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 06:13:00 -
[1356] - Quote
*6 snuggles her face into 8 a little extra, and sighs
"he brought me home, and stayed. Just sat next to me on the bed and watched me til I slept. He had a glass of water for me. he must've been holding it for hours."
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Rain6638
Team Evil
302
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 06:14:00 -
[1357] - Quote
*8 nods softly and makes a slight "not bad" face
"...aaaand?"
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
270
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 06:21:00 -
[1358] - Quote
"I told him to nap with me, and he was my teddy bear."
*takes a deep breath, followed by a sigh
"I still like him, I just... don't like being jealous and I know he can't help it, so... I'd rather just see him alone, without fear of a donkey butt competition breaking out.
It's still not worth it. I'd rather meet a handsome, dashing guy--like him, but--more respectful, and just knows, like, what I'm thinking. this sucks."
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Rain6638
Team Evil
304
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 06:22:00 -
[1359] - Quote
*8 grins and kisses 6 on the head:
"sweetie, that's called a mind reader, and they don't exist "
*8 squeezes six, and calls the wait staff to order two strawberry shakes.
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2159
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 06:30:00 -
[1360] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6637 wrote:Commissar Kate, Dearest, sweetest Commissar Kate. I may have gotten carried away with things... Nine and I would like to have you over again, once you are feeling well. For a proper slumber party, without the crazy... My hope would be you can make it tonight, but I am selfish. We have something with your name on it. We would love to see you try it on. Please come see us soon. XOXO, 7, 9. I stopped by but no one was home. I saw the package you left behind and I absolutely love it and it fits perfectly. I would have to say it's the best gift anyone has ever given me. oh and here is a pic of me, I can also let my hair down if you would like that better
Houm... the skirt doesn't matches. You should give a try to the "Structure"skirt, and if there's that same shirt with silver metal rather than gold metal, that may be a match made in heaven.
BTW, how do you like this old portrait from when I was about to enter the capsuleer program? I look so formal...
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
974
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 09:38:00 -
[1361] - Quote
but... the butt! |
Rain6639
Team Evil
500
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 10:11:00 -
[1362] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:If you can find room in your schedule, please swing... by and crash with us, Admiral. ... anytime. Very respectfully, 7, 9
*9 looks over the note that was written and signed by seven, for the both of them. she thinks out loud:
"what seven wanted to say was 'please visit your biggest fans cosplaying as Ishukone products.' it's vanilla in my opinion, but I love playing dress-up and it's nice to see seven being thoughtful."
*9 takes a pen and adds to the bottom of the note on the bulletin board:
WTB: 2 cardboard Scorpion costumes, Ishukone colors preferred. 7.
*she begins to walk away, then spins around to add
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
114
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 10:15:00 -
[1363] - Quote
Loco Kamikaze wrote:but... the butt!
*turns around* yes?
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
975
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 11:07:00 -
[1364] - Quote
"a man can only run so fast..." Loco mutters to himself. "nor can I remember the last time I ran."
*saunters over to Chloe to get within talking distance. she's facing him but he can still see it from the front
"hi Chloe, how are you?" |
Rain6639
Team Evil
506
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 11:16:00 -
[1365] - Quote
*9 laughs at Chloe's response to being called the butt. she speaks into the glass as she tips it for another drink, "little pony knows tricks."
*Loco makes brief eye contact with 9, and she mocks him. Loco quickly turns away
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
119
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 11:17:00 -
[1366] - Quote
*before she can answer, she recognizes Six over Loco's shoulder running towards Chloe in anger. But Six stumbles and lands directly in Chloe's arms, her head safe and secure because of cleavage pillows.*
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Rain6636
Team Evil
280
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 11:19:00 -
[1367] - Quote
*6 can't believe how soft Chloe is, and firm at the same time. "ok, maybe she feels kinda nice."
*6 still has her hands around Chloe's waist and hips, and can't help noticing how -meaty- they are, either. for the first time, six admits to herself maybe Loco doesn't mean anything by it.
"...hhhhi Chloe, umm, sorry... I was just..."
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
979
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 11:22:00 -
[1368] - Quote
*Loco inconspicuously adjusts himself. he reaches for six's and Chloe's arms and is about to interrupt, but he pulls his hands back after noticing... they're getting along? |
Rain6639
Team Evil
506
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 11:25:00 -
[1369] - Quote
* is watching out of the corner of her eye, and occasionally looks the other way, to not arouse six's suspicion she is watching. 9 is thoroughly amused.
"this should be good."
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
122
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 11:30:00 -
[1370] - Quote
*gently helps Six back on her feet while feeling Six's hands slowly stroking over her external features. The two woman are softly pressed against each other and as Six is a little smaller, Chloe's lips are nearly touching her nosetip.*
No please, I have to apologize....I didn't mean to stand between you and Loco
...but perhaps a more...lowered position would be appropriate..?
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Rain6636
Team Evil
283
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 11:33:00 -
[1371] - Quote
*six is overcome with a desire to experience Chloe, and even beat Loco to her. She plants a wet, passionate kiss on Chloe's lips, and moans loud enough there's no way Loco couldn't hear.
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
996
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 11:34:00 -
[1372] - Quote
*loco totally loses his composure. he takes a few steps back and puts his hands on his face, then the top of his head, and tugs at his dreads in disbelief.
"THAT.... IS... THE BEST THING... EVER!" |
Rain6639
Team Evil
509
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 11:35:00 -
[1373] - Quote
*nine's glass falls straight down out of her shatters and shatters
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
123
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 11:43:00 -
[1374] - Quote
*holds Six's kiss and stands motionless in front of the beautiful Achura. After a while she slowly lowers her head and eyes and crosses hands behind her back*
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Rain6639
Team Evil
511
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 11:46:00 -
[1375] - Quote
*9 steps in to help six, knowing she is freaking clueless right now. she puts six's hand on Chloe's belt and pushes the both of them to the back area of the bar. she whispers in 6's ear.
"you're going to take a pony ride. make it something to brag to Loco about"
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Rain6636
Team Evil
288
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 11:48:00 -
[1376] - Quote
*six loses momentum for a second, then grips Chloe's belt a little tighter and reaches around to smack her butt cheek. she starts quickly to the back of the bar.
"let's GO Chloe. Giddyup."
*six turns to loco and flips him the finger.
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1001
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 11:48:00 -
[1377] - Quote
*loco spontaneously trips and falls backward onto his ass. there was nothing there to trip over. he remains on the ground and watches six and Chloe disappear around the dark corner. |
Rain6639
Team Evil
517
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 11:52:00 -
[1378] - Quote
*stands over Loco and does the horse dance, before laughing hysterically and leaving the bar
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
127
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 11:54:00 -
[1379] - Quote
*follows Six obediently, since Zoe trained her to be a good donkey butt giddy. The last thing Loco sees before they pass the dark corner is Chloe's body twitching by Six's treatment followed by snickermoanins*
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1002
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 12:00:00 -
[1380] - Quote
*Loco remains motionless for quite some time, while trying to decide if he is really on the floor right now, and whether he really saw sweet little six and Chloe go to the back. He pulls himself up on a couch and drops into his seat like a sack of potatoes. he is staring off into the imaginary distance, when his catatonic posture is broken by the sound of crashing metal and boxes, and six's voice yelling off in the distance "GOOD donkey! aaaOOH!"
*Loco can't handle the situation anymore, and goes to the mens' room to release some pressure in a stall. he stumbles in a daze toward the mens' room.
"...holy... *******... ****" |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1868
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 12:10:00 -
[1381] - Quote
*has watched the whole scene from a darker corner of the bar with growing interest. By the sound of metallic sounds from the backyard, she takes another sip from her sensor jammer and mumbles to herself with a shelmish smile on her face*
"Finally..."
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
56821
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 12:19:00 -
[1382] - Quote
o.O
|
Rain6636
Team Evil
291
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 12:22:00 -
[1383] - Quote
*Chloe is bucking harder than Loco ever could, and she can't wait to rub it in Loco's face but at the moment she's trying not to be injured by Chloe's amazing hips--at least three times more massive than her own
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1869
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 12:37:00 -
[1384] - Quote
Zoe stands up and leaves for the stables. A few moments later she returns with two water filled buckets and places them in front of Six's door, knocks the door and leaves again.
Six opens the door and see's the two water buckets and a letter hanging on one of them.
---
Long rides often can be very exhausting for the horse or rider.
In that case a cooldown can be very helpful.
Best regards,
Zoe
---
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Rain6636
Team Evil
293
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 12:43:00 -
[1385] - Quote
*six is leaning against the frame of the door, and slides down to get a better look at the note. six attempts to pick up one of the buckets of water, and lifts it off the ground and quickly drops it again. she tries a second time with more of her strength, but her legs give out and she falls over, spilling the first bucket of water everywhere.
*she rolls onto her back, in the puddle of water, trying to catch her breath. she makes a motion to get up, and can't. her arm flops to the ground at her side, and she calls to Chloe
"Chloe.... I need you to be a human right now, you broke me and I can't move... Chloe... Chloe????"
*six lacks the strength to look around for Chloe.
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
135
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 12:56:00 -
[1386] - Quote
*follows Six's fainting voice to the door. Her body carries the marks of the former experiences and she's exhausted too, heavy breathing while sweat runs down. She finds Six laying on the ground in a puddle of water next to a full and an empty bucket. She chuckles to herself*
"Zoe.." ^-^
*sharing her remaining strenght she lifts Six from the ground and carries her in her arms to the quarters bed, gently laying her down and rubbing her dry with a warm towel. Then she joins next to Six and draws a cuddly blancket over her while Chloe's own body slowly begins to cooldown again*
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Rain6636
Team Evil
298
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 13:02:00 -
[1387] - Quote
*six gazes at Chloe's face, and is still trying to comprehend the power she found herself subject to. her body still remembers the force. six's curiosity turns to admiration.
*six brings her face up to Chloe's, and kisses Chloe deeply while she gradually slips into sleep against Chloe's firm body and Chloe's soft skin and warmth
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1010
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 13:07:00 -
[1388] - Quote
*loco emerges from the men's room and can't decide whether he wants to stay or leave. he takes a seat on a couch and decides to just quit struggling with consciousness, and shuts his eyes to pass out.
*after a few moments, he kicks his shoes off, with his eyes still closed.
"never pass out with your shoes on. ..."
*loco immediately falls into a comatose sleep. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12045
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 13:10:00 -
[1389] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Houm... the skirt doesn't matches. You should give a try to the "Structure"skirt, and if there's that same shirt with silver metal rather than gold metal, that may be a match made in heaven.
BTW, how do you like this old portrait from when I was about to enter the capsuleer program? I look so formal...
Well this shirt matches the Ishukone colors pretty well and I like that and I dont think there is a shirt that color with silver trim its just all one color its the (graphite)one. Oh and sadly I dont own any "structure" skirts. I also tried on the "Excursion" black and gold pants with this shirt too. |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
136
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 13:11:00 -
[1390] - Quote
*listens to the Achurans cute mumblings until she falls asleep too after slipping under the covers and snuggling softly against Six's back*
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2174
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 13:18:00 -
[1391] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Houm... the skirt doesn't matches. You should give a try to the "Structure"skirt, and if there's that same shirt with silver metal rather than gold metal, that may be a match made in heaven.
BTW, how do you like this old portrait from when I was about to enter the capsuleer program? I look so formal... Well this shirt matches the Ishukone colors pretty well and I like that and I dont think there is a shirt that color with silver trim its just all one color its the (graphite)one. Oh and sadly I dont own any "structure" skirts. I also tried on the "Excursion" black and gold pants with this shirt too.
That's some nice match you have there. I've been trying to find a match for the Structure skirt but ir's difficult because Sisi haves everything and there is no way to tell wether a certain piece is available at TQ, so even if i succeeded, CCP may troll me.
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1020
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 13:20:00 -
[1392] - Quote
*loco pops his head up and holds up a finger briefly to add:
"The structure skirts' piping is too bulky and the light is wrong... the Rains own several and avoid them for that reason."
*loco's head drops against the back of the couch again, and he is instantly back to sleep.
*he pops his head up again
"The basic cargo pants go surprisingly well with the sterling tops"
*out again |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12050
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 13:24:00 -
[1393] - Quote
Loco Kamikaze wrote:*loco pops his head up and holds up a finger briefly to add:
"The structure skirts' piping is too bulky and the light is wrong... the Rains own several and avoid them for that reason."
*loco's head drops against the back of the couch again, and he is instantly back to sleep.
*he pops his head up again
"The basic cargo pants go surprisingly well with the sterling tops"
*out again
My thoughts exactly. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2177
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 13:37:00 -
[1394] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Loco Kamikaze wrote:*loco pops his head up and holds up a finger briefly to add:
"The structure skirts' piping is too bulky and the light is wrong... the Rains own several and avoid them for that reason."
*loco's head drops against the back of the couch again, and he is instantly back to sleep.
*he pops his head up again
"The basic cargo pants go surprisingly well with the sterling tops"
*out again My thoughts exactly. Like this for example.
There are no ladies wearing cargo trousers. A lady is a lady even if she's going topless in a ragged miniskirt, but there is no way to be a lady wearing those awful, awful trousers.
(Heh. Did I sounded like Ishtanchuk? Did I?)
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12058
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 13:41:00 -
[1395] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Loco Kamikaze wrote:*loco pops his head up and holds up a finger briefly to add:
"The structure skirts' piping is too bulky and the light is wrong... the Rains own several and avoid them for that reason."
*loco's head drops against the back of the couch again, and he is instantly back to sleep.
*he pops his head up again
"The basic cargo pants go surprisingly well with the sterling tops"
*out again My thoughts exactly. Like this for example. There are no ladies wearing cargo trousers. A lady is a lady even if she's going topless in a ragged miniskirt, but there is no way to be a lady wearing those awful, awful trousers. (Heh. Did I sounded like Ishtanchuk? Did I?)
Well they would not be my first choice and I still dont like the "Structure" skirts that much.
|
Rain6635
Team Evil
104
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 13:43:00 -
[1396] - Quote
well... I don't know about you, but I think I found my new look ^_^
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12070
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 13:48:00 -
[1397] - Quote
Rain6635 wrote:well... I don't know about you, but I think I found my new look ^_^
You look fantastic. I wore that look for a bit, its very nice. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2181
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 13:48:00 -
[1398] - Quote
Rain6635 wrote:well... I don't know about you, but I think I found my new look ^_^
The skin gap between the shirt and the trousers looks wrong... try the higher trim for trousers or wearing a tank top under the shirt and inside the trousers.
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Rain6635
Team Evil
107
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 13:54:00 -
[1399] - Quote
will do
true story: looking at Commissar Kate's pictures just now, I was reminded I can have a bottom layer to cover that up.
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Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20713
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 14:08:00 -
[1400] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Houm... the skirt doesn't matches. You should give a try to the "Structure"skirt, and if there's that same shirt with silver metal rather than gold metal, that may be a match made in heaven.
BTW, how do you like this old portrait from when I was about to enter the capsuleer program? I look so formal... Well this shirt matches the Ishukone colors pretty well and I like that and I dont think there is a shirt that color with silver trim its just all one color its the (graphite)one. Oh and sadly I dont own any "structure" skirts. I also tried on the "Excursion" black and gold pants with this shirt too.
Looks even better with the CE pants.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12075
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 14:10:00 -
[1401] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Houm... the skirt doesn't matches. You should give a try to the "Structure"skirt, and if there's that same shirt with silver metal rather than gold metal, that may be a match made in heaven.
BTW, how do you like this old portrait from when I was about to enter the capsuleer program? I look so formal... Well this shirt matches the Ishukone colors pretty well and I like that and I dont think there is a shirt that color with silver trim its just all one color its the (graphite)one. Oh and sadly I dont own any "structure" skirts. I also tried on the "Excursion" black and gold pants with this shirt too. Looks even better with the CE pants.
Yup. |
Rain6639
Team Evil
534
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 14:17:00 -
[1402] - Quote
I... however... am keeping my midriff
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20713
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 14:24:00 -
[1403] - Quote
*As Miz sees Kate, she suddenly remember the earring.
"Kate, you owe me cake now"
"Why?"
"I found your earring"
*Miz then opens her purse and start looking for the earring. However she soon realizes that such a small object will be hard to find with all the thigns she has in her purse. So she starts emptying it. First she grabs a blaster pistol and puts it on the table. Then it is followed by:
A knife
A small makeup kit
Another knife
Her datapad
A small metal bottle with a "toxic" label
A third knife
A small replica of a Throax cruiser
An unused hairbrush
A Slave Delta implant with dried blood on it
A small roll of ducttape
"Ahh there it is"
*She gives the earring to Kate and puts all her items back in the purse.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57033
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 14:34:00 -
[1404] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:*As Miz sees Kate, she suddenly remember the earring.
"Kate, you owe me cake now"
"Why?"
"I found your earring"
*Miz then opens her purse and start looking for the earring. However she soon realizes that such a small object will be hard to find with all the thigns she has in her purse. So she starts emptying it. First she grabs a blaster pistol and puts it on the table. Then it is followed by:
A knife
A small makeup kit
Another knife
Her datapad
A small metal bottle with a "toxic" label
A third knife
A small replica of a Throax cruiser
An unused hairbrush
A Slave Delta implant with dried blood on it
A small roll of ducttape
"Ahh there it is"
*She gives the earring to Kate and puts all her items back in the purse.
Seems Legit.
|
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20720
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 14:37:00 -
[1405] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Mizhir wrote:*As Miz sees Kate, she suddenly remember the earring.
"Kate, you owe me cake now"
"Why?"
"I found your earring"
*Miz then opens her purse and start looking for the earring. However she soon realizes that such a small object will be hard to find with all the thigns she has in her purse. So she starts emptying it. First she grabs a blaster pistol and puts it on the table. Then it is followed by:
A knife
A small makeup kit
Another knife
Her datapad
A small metal bottle with a "toxic" label
A third knife
A small replica of a Throax cruiser
An unused hairbrush
A Slave Delta implant with dried blood on it
A small roll of ducttape
"Ahh there it is"
*She gives the earring to Kate and puts all her items back in the purse.
Seems Legit.
It is: http://eve.battleclinic.com/item_database.php?id=i33029
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12080
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 14:37:00 -
[1406] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:*As Miz sees Kate, she suddenly remember the earring.
"Kate, you owe me cake now"
"Why?"
"I found your earring"
*Miz then opens her purse and start looking for the earring. However she soon realizes that such a small object will be hard to find with all the thigns she has in her purse. So she starts emptying it. First she grabs a blaster pistol and puts it on the table. Then it is followed by:
A knife
A small makeup kit
Another knife
Her datapad
A small metal bottle with a "toxic" label
A third knife
A small replica of a Thorax cruiser
An unused hairbrush
A Slave Delta implant with dried blood on it
A small roll of ducttape
"Ahh there it is"
*She gives the earring to Kate and puts all her items back in the purse.
Oh thank you Mizzy, I thought I would never get that back.
*orders Miz a cake* |
Rain6638
Team Evil
352
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:12:00 -
[1407] - Quote
*8 trots through the doorway with shopping bags in hand, full of exotic clothes from all over New Eden. there's something familiar about her walk--it's unmistakably nine, except... 8 is far nicer.
*she does that runway walk to the back of the bar, and knocks on Chloe's door. no one answers, but she hears six stretching and yawning through the door.
"HEY! six! come out let's have breakfast!"
*8 walks to the jukebox and cues up a good one. it runs through her mind that she's let go of yet another aspect of her old self--that classic Achura indifference for material things, but does nothing to stop the rhythm of her hand tapping against her thigh to the music.
"it's time for breakfast. eggs. bacon. toast. pancakes. jam. orange juice. strawberries."
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
320
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:18:00 -
[1408] - Quote
*6 floats across the floor, her stride noticeably shorter than normal, too tired to grimace at the soreness. she sits down at the table and stares at 8, then notices the music and 8's bags, and it occurs to her 8 picked the song.
*face still full of sleep, she perks up and scrunches her brow.
"8, did you... go shopping today?"
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Rain6638
Team Evil
352
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:19:00 -
[1409] - Quote
*8 is eating finger food from her huge breakfast order, and bopping her head to the music. she isn't even looking at six or acknowledging the unusual sight she is at the center of.
"yeah. ... why"
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
320
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:20:00 -
[1410] - Quote
"just... you know it might be trouble if you develop a taste for clothes and you're the one controlling everything we have in market."
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Rain6638
Team Evil
352
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:21:00 -
[1411] - Quote
*8 continues chewing and picks up some more bacon and chomps on it while chair dancing
"oh don't worry, it's fine. by the way I got you something, you should try it on. the other girls too, I don't think they'll complain."
*8 changes the topic
"SO. nine told me all about seabiscuit. how was it? being with... a girl. or three "
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
320
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:24:00 -
[1412] - Quote
"6 ignores the implication that she could have been a little loose last night, and skips the specifics altogether.
"I... really like Chloe. like, I think we could be BFF's. after I have a nice spa day, that is."
*6 missed her chance to order, but decides she'd rather have some of 8's breakfast instead of waiting for the oatmeal she's craving
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Rain6638
Team Evil
352
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:24:00 -
[1413] - Quote
"aaaand Loco?"
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
320
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:26:00 -
[1414] - Quote
*6 is very quick with her reply
"LOCO... doesn't know a thing about Chloe. and it kinda seemed like Chloe was more interested in me, anyway. plus he's fat. so. and what about Kirjava?"
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Rain6638
Team Evil
362
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:27:00 -
[1415] - Quote
*8 nearly chokes on her bacon after six calls Loco fat. she pauses, holds her hand to her chest to clear her throat, then continues:
"UGH Kirjava. I came in here, and when he turned around he was wearing a MONOCLE!"
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
330
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:28:00 -
[1416] - Quote
*8 and six hold eye contact and raise their eyebrows, then say in unison:
"EEWWW!!!"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
362
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:30:00 -
[1417] - Quote
"UGH I know, right?"
*8 has a sincere shudder
"hey. grab what you want, let's go try some clothes on."
*8 heads for the door with bags in hand, and 6 follows soon after.
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57066
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:35:00 -
[1418] - Quote
*Alice spies bags with Clothing*
Ooooooooooooooo
*Draws a Deep Breath*
*shouts*
DRESSUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12097
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:40:00 -
[1419] - Quote
I got bored and tried mimicking the Rains look with my own personal twist.
http://i.imgur.com/OdIB3YV.jpg |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57078
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:42:00 -
[1420] - Quote
Hmmmmmmmm Putting ideas in my head
|
Rain6639
Team Evil
542
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:45:00 -
[1421] - Quote
*9's head and eyes are locked solidly on Commissar Kate's face. she slides off her bar stool and walks straight to Commissar Kate and asks from a little closer than is socially acceptable.
"Commissar Kate may I kiss you please."
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12102
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:47:00 -
[1422] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:*9's head and eyes are locked solidly on Commissar Kate's face. she slides off her bar stool and walks straight to Commissar Kate and asks from a little closer than is socially acceptable.
"Commissar Kate may I kiss you please."
Certainly but make it quick, I have to go on trip for the rest of the day. |
Rain6639
Team Evil
542
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:48:00 -
[1423] - Quote
*grabs Commissar Kate's face before she can finish her sentence, plants a solid kiss on her lips, thanks Commissar Kate and quickly leaves while wiping the corner of her mouth of stray lipstick
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12102
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 15:50:00 -
[1424] - Quote
*Leaves the bar with a giant grin on her face* |
Rain6638
Team Evil
377
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 20:13:00 -
[1425] - Quote
*8 and 6 enter the bar and take their table from earlier in the day. 8 finds herself wishing the leftovers from hours earlier hadn't been cleared away. she and 6 have been going through their new clothes in all types of combinations and sequences, and they modeled for each other with Prince and David Bowie playing on the radio.
their appetites are enormous.
*8 raises her hand to signal wait staff with a sigh of exasperation. she wraps her lower lip over the top, and blows her bangs away from her eyes.
"where are the employees today? I'm soooooo hungryyyyyy."
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
343
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 20:15:00 -
[1426] - Quote
*6 is slightly uncomfortable in her new outfit--8 picked it out and insisted it wasn't too over-the-top. 6 would never make this outfit choice for herself, but is going with it for the time being.
she finds it a little bulky.
*she is slumped forward onto the table, and wishes the surface smelled like any type of food, rather than the cleaning products that were used to clean up after the last customers.
"8 is it ok if I boil my boots, the leather looks soft enough."
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Rain6638
Team Evil
380
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 20:20:00 -
[1427] - Quote
*8 straightens her back a bit, after sensing six might need a better example of how to feel after a shopping spree. because in her opinion, sexy should feel better than food tastes...
wait staff arrive and she orders the lunch special. clam chowder, but really anything sounds good.
*8 has been inspired by the stories of 9 as of late, and opted to leave station in something rather simple--the classic hot pants and black spaghetti strap top (and red heels) that 9 was so comfortable in for so long.
*8 pokes six:
"hey, cutie pie, I wonder how Chloe will like your new look. I think it makes you look tougher. but if only we could've found some nice chaps. "
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
343
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 20:22:00 -
[1428] - Quote
*6 picks her head up at the thought of running into Chloe. she does a quick systems check and doesn't get much further than "HUNGRY"
"what I like about these pants is the padding over the hips... she handled me like a rag doll!"
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Rain6638
Team Evil
380
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 20:24:00 -
[1429] - Quote
*8 realizes the outfit change is having an effect on 6's confidence.
"aren't you the sordid one today. please, tell me more "
*normally 6 would clam up at any insinuation of impurity, but 8 has a feeling 6 is stil on a buzz from the liberating experience. she should know
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
345
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 20:28:00 -
[1430] - Quote
"I'm not complaining, I just... would've had more fun on a bed. you know, with cushion... and springs."
*6 stops and bites her lip at the thought of bouncing on a bed under Chloe's weight. she rests her head on her hand and twirls a fork on the table with her finger.
*6 springs to life and does a fast walk to the jukebox. 8 can't be sure if it's just her imagination-- but it almost looks like 6 has a bit more weight in her thighs.
*6 plays a booty shaker and dances by herself in the middle of the dance floor and thinks of Chloe.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10618
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 20:31:00 -
[1431] - Quote
*Strolls in, glancing through the logs of the days events, a small smirk as he passes the debate between Chloe and 6*
Evening all, good days haul I hope?
*sips his tea*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
389
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 20:53:00 -
[1432] - Quote
*their food has arrived, but 6 is still busy dancing her heart out in those heel boots, hair twirling around in the air--the song ends and instead of coming back to the table, 6 makes eye contact with 8 and does a John Travolta in absolute silence. 8 is puzzled and amused enough to smile with a frown and then the next song starts... 6 goes straight into the kemosabe dance, twirling an invisible lasso above her head. 6 makes over-enthusiastic expressions toward 8, like a one-girl pep squad. it's a sight, but 8 isn't buying it... she'd rather eat
*8 shakes her head and shovels a spoon of clam chowder into her mouth, and dances in her chair to the music. it's a dance-off and both girls are trying to entice the other into leaving their activity for hers.
6 is losing her mind to the music, and 8 gives up. she thinks maybe a mechanical bull would be a nice addition to the bar.
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
360
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 20:57:00 -
[1433] - Quote
*the song ends and six calls over to 8:
"HEY! this one's for you and KIRJAAVAAAA"
*Kirjava perks up and looks at six, then 8, then back at six.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
391
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 21:00:00 -
[1434] - Quote
*8 is suddenly flush with anger at 6, but realizes it's only fair after six has come out of her shell a little bit.
"**** it. at least the monocle is gone."
*8 walks over to Kirjava and pulls him out of his chair by his jacket, and brings him to the back room.
"must be the hotpants" she lies to herself.
*she pushes Kirjava against the same crates as last time, and with a stern look tells him "you'd better check your notifications or something, maybe trash those random items you might have in space... just... don't talk, or I'm going back to the bar."
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
360
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 21:04:00 -
[1435] - Quote
*6 plays freaky girl with a mischievous grin. she knows 8 can hear it from the back rooms. she sits down at the table and starts eating. finally. she makes a bet with herself that 8 will be back before the end of the song.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
393
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 21:06:00 -
[1436] - Quote
*8 comes out from the back rooms on cue, and 6 witnesses her "9 walk" for the first time. 8 sits and pauses before eating:
"don't dare me with a good time. "
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10622
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 21:23:00 -
[1437] - Quote
*Staggers back in with a smug grin on his face*
Seems you've gotten a bit more forward in the last few days 8. been going out more much? Love the new outfit by the way...
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12138
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 21:46:00 -
[1438] - Quote
*Kate wanders into the bar looking tired and worn out after a long day out. She finds the nearest chair and sits down with a sigh of relief*
"I need something to drink."
*Kate signals the nearest waitress.*
"Can you get me a drink, I really don't care what it is, surprise me." |
Rain6638
Team Evil
402
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 21:53:00 -
[1439] - Quote
*8 notices Kirjava tried to say something to her after she told him not to talk. she throws her head back and groans "oh my goodness whyyyyyyy"
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
368
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 21:54:00 -
[1440] - Quote
*6 makes eye contact with Commissar Kate and motions at her shirt, then gives a super dorky double thumbs-up
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12145
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 21:58:00 -
[1441] - Quote
*Kate reaches out and gives Six a thumbs up back to Six.* |
Rain6636
Team Evil
377
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 22:10:00 -
[1442] - Quote
*6 wipes the last of the food from her mouth and runs to the jukebox to play another song and dance
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
411
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 22:10:00 -
[1443] - Quote
*shakes her head
"Chloe needs to break that girl again, I think."
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
380
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 22:20:00 -
[1444] - Quote
*6 plays another song.
"HEY 8! let's ask indah about getting a POLE!"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
164
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 22:21:00 -
[1445] - Quote
*while Six chews, gives and receives thumbs, a message blinks up on her datapad*
---
Hi Six!
so sorry I had to leave you so early this morning but Zoe needed my immediate presence in a special concern that allowed no delay.
You looked so peaceful cuddled between the covers and pillows but definitly in need of even more sleep. =)
On my way out, I asked Eight to look for you when it's a little later and to make shure you get some great breakfast!
She's such a nice person, you are lucky to have her around you.
xoxo,
Chloe
PS: I hope to return to TGFB soon, unhappily I can't tell you where I am atm, since the assignment we are working on here is classified by the tribe authorities.
Oh, and Zoe sends her deepest excused, she will take smaller buckets next time ^_^
---
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Rain6638
Team Evil
416
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 22:21:00 -
[1446] - Quote
"Commissar Kate, did you slip her something?"
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12147
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 22:22:00 -
[1447] - Quote
*Kate gets up off of her chair and heads over the the dance floor where Six is and starts dancing. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12147
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 22:22:00 -
[1448] - Quote
Rain6638 wrote:"Commissar Kate, did you slip her something?"
Of course not, I would never do such a thing to a innocent face like that. |
Rain6638
Team Evil
416
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 22:23:00 -
[1449] - Quote
"maybe she'll run herself out of batteries."
*8 stops caring about 6's whereabouts and kicks back to let the food settle.
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
380
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 22:24:00 -
[1450] - Quote
*6 yells over the music to Commissar Kate
"HEY! I THOUGHT 7 AND 9 SAID YOU WOULD BE GONE ALL DAY! THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT THEY'RE DOING, LAST I SAW THEY WERE TRYING ON CLOTHES!"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10636
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 22:29:00 -
[1451] - Quote
*Looks around confused, head tilted to the side before shrugging*
Women....
*Walks over to Loco to buy the man a drink*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
421
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 22:31:00 -
[1452] - Quote
*8 joins kirjava on his loveseat, and cuddles next to him for his body heat and a quick nap. Kirjava takes a breath to say something to 8, who has her eyes shut, but she places a finger on his lips
"shh. nap time" and pulls his arm around her shoulders.
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Rain6636
Team Evil
396
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 22:38:00 -
[1453] - Quote
*6 plays another song and sings along at the top of her lungs
"You're on the phone with your girlfriend GÇÆ she's upset,
She's going off about something that you said
'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I do."
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12162
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 22:48:00 -
[1454] - Quote
*Kate continues dancing but looks at Six strangely" |
Rain6636
Team Evil
397
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 22:50:00 -
[1455] - Quote
*six puts on something rock-ish. She notices Commissar Kate looking at her with an expression she hasn't seen before. she tries to break her out of it by dancing next to her with a hip bump
"WHAT'S UP?? I SAW YOUR RAIN PIC, IT IS SOOOO CUTE!"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12162
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 23:02:00 -
[1456] - Quote
*Looks at Six*
"OH THANKYOU, I HAVE NEVER TRIED THAT HAIRSTYLE BEFORE, I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY CUTE MYSELF." |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10643
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 23:08:00 -
[1457] - Quote
*Sips his tea reading and watching the antics of Kate and 6, 8 fast asleep under his other arm*
Hmm.... Kate kinda looks like 6 in that picture...
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12173
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 23:18:00 -
[1458] - Quote
*Kate sits down and signals 6 to come with her*
"Do you know anything about this book? I found it today on my trip." |
Rain6636
Team Evil
405
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 23:27:00 -
[1459] - Quote
*sits next to Commissar Kate and touches shoulders to look over at the book Commissar Kate is holding. She reads the synopsis and realizes the very Kate mentioned on the back of the book is Commissar Kate
"what is that? is it really about you?
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12175
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 23:41:00 -
[1460] - Quote
Well it does have my full name in it so I suppose it has to be me. |
Rain6636
Team Evil
409
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 23:43:00 -
[1461] - Quote
*6 looks at Commissar Kate for a moment and tilts her head back with laughter.
"hahah oh right. you're on a book? what happened--did it happen for real?"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10649
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 23:47:00 -
[1462] - Quote
*Picks it up and starts flicking through, raging gunbattles on a doomed Dreadnaught, some steamy sex scenes on an escape pod...*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12177
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 23:48:00 -
[1463] - Quote
*with a puzzled look on her face Kate says*
"I don't recall anything like that happening. Heck I don't even know who Jude Kopenhagen is." |
Rain6636
Team Evil
409
|
Posted - 2013.05.27 23:50:00 -
[1464] - Quote
"OH! WOW! I WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER SONG!"
*runs to the jukebox and runs back next to Commissar Kate before the music starts
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10654
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 00:30:00 -
[1465] - Quote
*Puts some music on as a tribute to Kate*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12186
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 00:44:00 -
[1466] - Quote
*gets up and starts dancing to Kirjava's tune* |
Rain6635
Team Evil
122
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 00:47:00 -
[1467] - Quote
*5 finally makes an appearance at the greater fool bar, and searches around the room, and spies 8 wedged in a couch. This interests her and she calls off the search for any further rain in the vicinity. she spoons 8, unsure how long she's been asleep or when she might wake up, but imagines 8's surprise and decides the wait is worth it.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6636
Team Evil
414
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 00:52:00 -
[1468] - Quote
*6's head prairie dogs over the furniture in the greater fool bar, and she sneaks from couch to couch to close in on 8 and 5. upon reaching them, she peers over the back of their love seat and looks down at 5 silently. 5 opens an eyelid and is insta locked on 6. 5 says nothing.
6 is creeped out by the image of 5 sleeping, with the exception of the very conscious eye that follows her as she slinks below the level of the couch.
6 ducks and makes her way to the front of the couch, jumps, and lands behind 5 to add a spoon ot the collection.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10667
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 00:56:00 -
[1469] - Quote
"She's been out for around 3 hours, has she been missing long? "
*Offers 5 some tea from the pot on the table*
*Eeps as 6 steals his other arm*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6636
Team Evil
417
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 01:00:00 -
[1470] - Quote
"kirjava what the **** find your own Kirjava spoons, are you doing this on purpose"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6635
Team Evil
124
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 01:01:00 -
[1471] - Quote
*5 senses someone is near.
"6 what is going on back there"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6636
Team Evil
417
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 01:02:00 -
[1472] - Quote
"8 has a fighter bomber that follows her through warp. and he wears monocles."
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6635
Team Evil
124
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 01:03:00 -
[1473] - Quote
*all three rains appear to be asleep, but say in unison:
"EWWWW!"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Rain6636
Team Evil
425
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 01:09:00 -
[1474] - Quote
*6 wants a nap, but wants the other girls to go with, so she grabs them by the arms and leads the rain conga line to a private quarters for some sleep. 6 pops back out to scrawl on the bulletin board:
"7, 9... we're asleep in my CQ. @01:08. -6"
6 runs to hop in bed with 8 and 5 for sleepy time
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12196
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 01:14:00 -
[1475] - Quote
*Kate smiles and says*
"Good night girls." |
Rain6636
Team Evil
425
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 01:15:00 -
[1476] - Quote
*6 pops her head back out
"Goodnight Commissar Kate! please tell me about your adventure book sometime! ^_^"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10670
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 01:16:00 -
[1477] - Quote
Goof night, don't let Kate bite.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6636
Team Evil
434
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 01:18:00 -
[1478] - Quote
*6 pops her head out again
"oh, um.. Commissar Kate, are you coming?"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12203
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 01:22:00 -
[1479] - Quote
*with a truly shocked look Kate says*
"Sure I'll come, as long as you have enough room for me." |
Rain6636
Team Evil
434
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 01:23:00 -
[1480] - Quote
"yay!"
*grabs Commissar Kate and snuggles behind her for sleepy time.*
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
2955
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 06:09:00 -
[1481] - Quote
"UGHAA!"
Sheimi wakes up after having been asleep at the same table unnoticed for about a day.
"Have i been out this entire time? ugh..."
Sheimi slowly gets up, but falls back on the chair. She seems to have gotten hurt... somehow... but when?
"Ugh, i guess i should leave..."
Tries to get up again, and falls to the floor. "What happened to me?"
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10736
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 06:15:00 -
[1482] - Quote
*Gets up from having his Coffee to come and help Shei up, putting her arm over her and pulling her up*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
2955
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 06:20:00 -
[1483] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:*Gets up from having his Coffee to come and help Shei up, putting her arm over her and pulling her up*
"Thank you Kir, You always help. You dont know how much i appreciate it"
*Kir sits "Shei" (i like that nickname) on the chair again, and she starts trying to assess any damages*
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10736
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 06:23:00 -
[1484] - Quote
"Oh not a problem, happy to help. It's pretty quiet in here this time of the morning and I heard they do good breakfasts if you'd care to join me?"
*Looks you up and down seeing if there's any bruises*
"Are you all right?"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
2964
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 06:27:00 -
[1485] - Quote
*Sighs slightly painfully and winces a bit*
"I'd like that". *smiles meekly* "And to what happened, I'm not entirely sure. I feel like i was beaten up, but from what i can tell, I'm perfectly fine. I don't feel fine though..."
*slight memory of a bad flight in Black Rise and Shei shudders*
"Maybe I don't wanna know."
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10751
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 06:32:00 -
[1486] - Quote
*Serves out the strong smelling Coffee, munching on a Croissant*
Black Rise? Were you out in the Empyrean war and got podded? Might explain a bit with the memory loss.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
2967
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 06:38:00 -
[1487] - Quote
*Picks up the cup of coffee and takes a sip. It seems that the conversation is helping with the phantom pains*
Black Rise... That's why i became a capsuleer. I don't remember what happened, but when i woke up from.... *shudders from the memory* THAT... I was a capsuleer. A unknown benefactor payed for the operation that saved my life.
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10756
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 06:43:00 -
[1488] - Quote
Was this recently? I hope the operation was done by a professional, you can get Wetgraved if it isn't within the right parameters. Were you a colonist out there when we took it from the Feds?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
2974
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 06:48:00 -
[1489] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Was this recently? I hope the operation was done by a professional, you can get Wetgraved if it isn't within the right parameters. Were you a colonist out there when we took it from the Feds?
Not recently no. It happened about... i don't know, 4 years ago? I signed up on a planetary survey mission with the Caldari, and ... and.... They came. Boarded the ship. Murdered my crew in front of me. Crippled the ship and left me to die. But... As the ship was falling through the atmosphere, and i was seeing the light, another light overpowered it, and i blacked out. And then. Capsuleerland. But... Enough about me. How are you this morning?
*tries to smile*
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10776
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 06:53:00 -
[1490] - Quote
*Pats Shei in the shoulder with a smile*
"Hey, you're safe in here, Bar's got a shield so big we can finish breakfast in leisure before all of the Northern Coalition could take it reinforced. I'm doing alright, catching up on the news, a bit of paperwork here and there. It's a lot less dangerous being a Miner sometimes, worst I have to worry about is someone declaring War on my operations, but thankfully Concord give me 24 hours notice on the nasties."
"And brushing up on my Achuran, told myself I'd learn the thing at some point..."
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57389
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 07:22:00 -
[1491] - Quote
*Comes running in*
I'm LATE!!! Coffeeeeeee to go!!
Yes the big one!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*Seems to Hover rather than walk out after a massive cup of Coffee*
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10832
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 07:23:00 -
[1492] - Quote
*Sighs and gets on his knees, hands in prayer and bowing*
Oh Father who art in heaven, I wish to file a bug report....
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1888
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 07:27:00 -
[1493] - Quote
*decloathes next to the bar, orders a drink and walks over to the next couch to take a fulltime relax position, legs crossed on the table*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10863
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 07:28:00 -
[1494] - Quote
*Mouth open the whole time as the naked Zoe walks past*
Dayum...
*Busies himself with drinking coffee and reading the Jita Times*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57421
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 07:29:00 -
[1495] - Quote
Wait did I just see.....
*Looks Back*
Yip... Zoe.... Undressed again.... Tut tut tut
|
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
171
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 07:30:00 -
[1496] - Quote
*decloathes next to Zoe on the couch and immediatly snugglefalls into her lap with an intensive sigh*
...thought that assignment would never end...
*snuggles her head closer in Zoe's lap and takes a nap*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10863
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 07:34:00 -
[1497] - Quote
Utters softly "Thankyou God"
*Briefly wonders if the Ammarians might be onto something, worked for their Emperess...*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1891
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 07:38:00 -
[1498] - Quote
*looks surprised*
Naked? But I can still see my clothes on me! Perhaps this cloaking device has a malfuntion..
*inspects device, reading the words on it*
---Personal (de-)cloathing device-affects stranger's eyes only---
....Oh **** again! Those are so easily to mix...well...whatever...
*falls asleep too*
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57430
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 07:40:00 -
[1499] - Quote
*Smirks*
*Looks at Kirjava, then looks at Zoe and Chloe*
*Grabs Kirjava hand and Pulls him up and into a run*
*Alice Jumps with Kirjava in tow and lands right on top of Zoe and Chloe*
*Landing in a heap on top of them, Alice Starts Giggling Uncontrollably*
BOO!!
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1891
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 07:45:00 -
[1500] - Quote
*is shocked out of her nap and bursts the drink still holding in her hand all over her appearances, while Chloe still sleeps mumbling cutysilli stuff*
OOOOOFFFFFF!!
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57518
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 07:46:00 -
[1501] - Quote
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1892
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 07:47:00 -
[1502] - Quote
......
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10940
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 07:50:00 -
[1503] - Quote
*Experiences marshmallow hell*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57518
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 07:52:00 -
[1504] - Quote
*Holds Kirjava down into Zoe's chest just to see him turn bright red*
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1894
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 07:59:00 -
[1505] - Quote
*giggles madly in the first place before moaning happens, eventually supported by Chloe starting to lick the sprayed drink off Zoe's skin, still half asleep*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10951
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:02:00 -
[1506] - Quote
*Struggles under Alice's weight on top of him, breathing heavily through his nose for sweet air*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57550
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:07:00 -
[1507] - Quote
*Still Cannot stop giggling as the scene unfolds*
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10969
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:09:00 -
[1508] - Quote
*Snorts in some of the juice by accident, spluttering, wondering what cruel gods he has angered to end up with sadistic Ginger sitting on him*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57550
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:11:00 -
[1509] - Quote
*an Evil Smile Appears*
*Starts Tugging on Kirjava's hair*
It's a wig eh? *Giggling*
*Pulls Harder*
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10969
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:14:00 -
[1510] - Quote
*Shouts*
"ITS NOT A WIG, ITS NOT A WIG!!"
Or at least he tries too, it comes out more as a painful.
"MMHPP MP MPHH MPH! MMHPP MP MPHH MPH!" Into the marshmallows.
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
172
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:14:00 -
[1511] - Quote
*since Zoe seems to have a hard time gasping for air under the combined weight of ALice and Kir, she starts mouth to mouth ventilation on Zoe in a very unformal way*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10989
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:17:00 -
[1512] - Quote
*Pushes himself up enough that he can breathe slightly and relieve the pressure on the poor pillows underneath. Soft, fluffy...*
*Bad Kirjava BAD  *
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57578
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:18:00 -
[1513] - Quote
Hey!
That looks Like Fun!
*Leans over for a closer look, but doing so crushes Kirjava's Head back down*
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1897
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:19:00 -
[1514] - Quote
*finally succeeds in freeing her arms under Kirs body, but since oxygen supply is sufficient now, she just pulls Kir closer into mellowland*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
10989
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:20:00 -
[1515] - Quote
*Seriously wonders if he's going to wakeup in his clone tank at the end of this with Mastrophobia, ordinarily he would love this but he suspects the pair now pushing his back into another are going to end him prematurely *
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57578
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:23:00 -
[1516] - Quote
*Still Giggling*
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1897
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:24:00 -
[1517] - Quote
*from the corner of her eye, Zoe notices the Rains door falling open and 5, 6, 8 and Kate swarming out and jumping on top of Alice and Kir immediately*
((((O.O))))
edit:
Alice ninja-bypassed the madness as usuall :P
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57610
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:27:00 -
[1518] - Quote
Psssstt I edited to get back in :P
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11030
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:28:00 -
[1519] - Quote
*Decides to hell with it, you only live once. Grin on face, he begins Moterboating Zoe with gusto*
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57610
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:31:00 -
[1520] - Quote
And STOP!
Its PEGI 12 guys :P
I know I know it sucks, But we have to behave xD
wtb Special forums :P
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11030
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:32:00 -
[1521] - Quote
Heh, I did worse with 8 earlier, and you should read what 9 was doing with Kate
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57610
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:33:00 -
[1522] - Quote
...I couldn't do it with all the Public eyes watching xD
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1900
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:34:00 -
[1523] - Quote
*activates Power Horse Forces to not get pressed like a flunder under all these bodies...stretching out her chest in the process for maximum user enjoyment*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11030
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:35:00 -
[1524] - Quote
Oh come now dear, live a little
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
175
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:37:00 -
[1525] - Quote
*activates cencoring bar (the biggest possible btw, still not able to cover up all swirling arms and legs) to make all rated user content available for private eyes only*
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57649
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:42:00 -
[1526] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Oh come now dear, live a little
Nope ;)
Too Public is too Public
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11085
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:43:00 -
[1527] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Kirjava wrote:Oh come now dear, live a little Nope ;) Too Public is too Public
Aww... that blush is adorable on you ^_^
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
175
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:45:00 -
[1528] - Quote
Oh ****! The cencoring bar is already shot in hull! *activates damage control*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11104
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:48:00 -
[1529] - Quote
*Has a somewhat perverted grin as he looks up*
Good morning Chloe, how was your nap?
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57657
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:49:00 -
[1530] - Quote
Well that was fun
*Suddenly lets out a big Yawn*
Oh gawd...
*Moves to another couch and passes out lying face first into the cushion*
|
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
179
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:52:00 -
[1531] - Quote
Thanks Kir, I had a nice dream including all of you... *looks around* oh, wasn't dreaming ^-^
edit:
carries all passed out Rain clones and Kate back to their room and into bed.
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11104
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:53:00 -
[1532] - Quote
Hey, if you want to follow up on your dreams, look me up
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Rain6639
Team Evil
560
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:57:00 -
[1533] - Quote
*7 and 9 approach the gang of usual suspects, without sitting down. 9 takes in the scene before her and smiles with a judgemental look, and is otherwise outwardly friendly.
" Alice, Kirjava, Zoe, Chloe."
*9 gives Zoe & Chloe a quick look up and down, and makes a mental note to maybe see for herself what kind of time 6 had ...sometime).
"we're exhausted, we just want to say hi before we head in for a nap. "
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1300
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:57:00 -
[1534] - Quote
*7 checks the message board, and sees 6's message that they are sleeping. 7 spots the buy ad for crotchless scorpion costumes and grins without looking at 9.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57683
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 08:59:00 -
[1535] - Quote
*Half hearted waves at the Rain's Without lifting her head*
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11131
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:00:00 -
[1536] - Quote
*Waves to the Rains, deciding to make himself presentable he gets up from between Chloes knockers with a spot of regret and straightens out his clothes, massaging his scalp*
Morning ladies, hows it going today?
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1904
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:03:00 -
[1537] - Quote
*looks up*
Hey, those were mine knockers...Chloe is sweeping up the scene atm
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11131
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:04:00 -
[1538] - Quote
*Gives them both a playful squeeze to check*
So it was, I'll need to remember that for next time...
My apologies my dear
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
180
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:04:00 -
[1539] - Quote
Hey 7, hey 9 *waves and falls back into Zoe's lap after finishing cleaning up*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11188
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:09:00 -
[1540] - Quote
*Massages his scalp, cooing to his perfect hair how the demon tried to steal it all for herself *
*Meets the somehow hollow stare of 9... feeling like his soul is being burned in some sort of laser scan*
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57725
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:10:00 -
[1541] - Quote
*Giggles when she watches Kir fix his hair*
|
Rain6639
Team Evil
564
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:10:00 -
[1542] - Quote
*9 walks backwards to continue greeting Kirjava and Alice and Zoe & Chloe, and slowly they retreat to the back of the bar.
*the duo enter the dark CQ and place their bags on the floor--changes of casual clothes for the bunch of them for the morning--and they notice almost -too- many lumps under the covers. 9 does the counting... 3 of the rains are already here, so who is the fourth?
*no, it couldn't be Loco, the lump under the covers is too petite. Zoe, Chloe, and Kirjava were just out in the bar with Alice...
*7 and 9 arrive at the same conclusion at the same time, and their jaws drop as they look at each other. they stare blankly for a moment, and 7 pulls 9 closer to whisper in her ear:
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Rain6637
Team Evil
1303
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:10:00 -
[1543] - Quote
"let's let them sleep" and holds a finger to her mouth at 9.
7 and 9 spoon on the couch for their body heat, under a light blanket. they both wonder which one of the brats might've snagged the most beautiful face in New Eden to come to bed with them, and drift to sleep with their pleasant suspicions.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Finloth
Lothian Enterprises
25
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:12:00 -
[1544] - Quote
*Peeks out from under the covers, regretting getting into a drinking competition with those that thought his mouth didn't exist*
Ughhh.... |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57725
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:13:00 -
[1545] - Quote
I wonder how big rains bed is.... Hmmm Must be a tight squeeze
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11189
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:14:00 -
[1546] - Quote
Sounds like they had fun at least ^_^
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1922
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:15:00 -
[1547] - Quote
*makes a quietly "iiieeks" while Kir checks the validity of her brief note, then falls back to sleep too*
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57746
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:21:00 -
[1548] - Quote
Wanna break in and Jump on Kate and said Number of Rain's? ^_^
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11216
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:25:00 -
[1549] - Quote
"Huh? Note"
*Starts looking around for one*
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1925
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:29:00 -
[1550] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Wanna break in and Jump on Kate and said Number of Rain's? ^_^
yep! *jumps up again, takes Chloe and confused Kir on hands and enters the Rain's quarter along Alice to start the madness again* \^-^/
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57754
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:33:00 -
[1551] - Quote
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*Kicks the Door*
*Falls back on her Bottom*
OWIIEEEE
Someone get the door :|
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11234
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:33:00 -
[1552] - Quote
*Sighs and acts the gentlemen as he picks Alice back up again*
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1929
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:36:00 -
[1553] - Quote
*opens the door through door panel (wasn't locked)
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57770
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:37:00 -
[1554] - Quote
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1929
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:39:00 -
[1555] - Quote
YAY *giggling sounds*
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57770
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:40:00 -
[1556] - Quote
PILE IN!!
*Run and Jumps towards the lumps on the bed*
BODY SLAM!
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11256
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:43:00 -
[1557] - Quote
*Facepalms and charges in to try and catch the minx before she breaks everyone's bones*
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Rain6639
Team Evil
566
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:46:00 -
[1558] - Quote
*9 opens an eye and realizes the zombies have found their decoy room. she's extra glad they installed this panic slumber room and the hidden door with the bio reconition super ******* cypher lock to keep people the **** out
*9 would rather sleep so she doesn't bother thinking about how deeply upset she would be if anyone wanted to disturb the Rains' cuddly wuddly slumber party with Commissar Kate.
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57809
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:49:00 -
[1559] - Quote
Now Now Rain that just ruins the fun....
|
Finloth
Lothian Enterprises
29
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:50:00 -
[1560] - Quote
*Lets loose an unholy scream, like a thousand angels screaming in agony as their bones are scraped down a chalkboard* |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
8
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:57:00 -
[1561] - Quote
*the pair of fresh capsuleer recruits with Zero likes struts into the greater fool bar like they own the place.
*They received their pilot certifications less than a few weeks before, and have been telling the girls they know back home that they're bad ass pilots now.
*Being PVP'd still flies an ibis. |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
6
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:57:00 -
[1562] - Quote
*Falalalala Lalalala also flies and ibis, and is gay
*queues Haddaway - What is Love? on the jukebox and looks around with his new Corp Mate. the bar is empty.
"hey Being PVP'd, let's drink ALCOHOL!" |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
8
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 09:59:00 -
[1563] - Quote
"good idea, maybe this place is livelier sometimes, who knows. let's get a drink."
*Being PVP'd and Falalalala Lalalala take seats at the bar and hold their freshly laminated pilot certifications at the ready.
*they look up at the holoscreen and see the bright marquee that says "INCURSION WARNING" and become deeply concerned. |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
6
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:01:00 -
[1564] - Quote
Falalalala Lalalala opens his wallet with a showy motion, and says to Being PVP'd.
"I just sold some loot from a belt rat, I have sooo much ISK right now" |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
8
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:01:00 -
[1565] - Quote
*Being PVP'd is secretly jealous but hides it.
"oh yeah? how much? bet it's not more than me." |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11314
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:01:00 -
[1566] - Quote
*Bellows loudly*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!"
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Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
6
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:02:00 -
[1567] - Quote
*Falalalala Lalalala holds his ISK up to Being PVP'd's face:
"ONE HUNDRED FIFTY ISK, *****." |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
8
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:03:00 -
[1568] - Quote
*Being PVP'd feels ashamed at Falalalala Lalalala having one hundred more ISK than him, and tries to act cool by saying what's up to Kirjava
"What's up?" |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57826
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:03:00 -
[1569] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:*Bellows loudly* "NOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!"
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11314
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:04:00 -
[1570] - Quote
"Meh, not much"
*Orders the 20M isk Minmatar cigars, and lights it with a burning million isk bill*
*Things for a second and orders one for Alice too*
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Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
8
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:05:00 -
[1571] - Quote
*Being PVP'd and Falalalala Lalalala notice Alice Saki and straighten their shoulders.
Being PVP'd says to Falalalala Lalalala in a voice that is too loud to be cool:
"Dude! a girl!" |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
12
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:06:00 -
[1572] - Quote
"Falalala Lalalala suddenly acts straight, at the sight of Alice |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
15
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:07:00 -
[1573] - Quote
*looks at Kirjava
"Hey, what does the "M" stand for in 20 M ISK??" |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11329
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:08:00 -
[1574] - Quote
Million.
ie 10^6 Isk.
*Takes a deep puff*
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Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
12
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:09:00 -
[1575] - Quote
*Falalalala Lalalala, feeling like a big shot, orders a round on him. he places a 5 ISK coin on the counter and winks at the bartender "that's for you" |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57831
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:09:00 -
[1576] - Quote
Why Thank you Kirjava
|
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
15
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:10:00 -
[1577] - Quote
*Being PVP'd has a small aneurism but manages to hide it with nublet pride:
"cool, bro, that must be a good cigar."
*Being PVP'd pretends Alice didn't hear what he just asked Kirjava, and clears his throat:
"SUP baby girl! guess what, I'm a PILOT." |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11329
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:10:00 -
[1578] - Quote
"Any time my dear" *extends the flaming bill to light the cigar for her*
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
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Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
12
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:12:00 -
[1579] - Quote
*Falalalala Lalalala backs up his wing man.
"YEP. we're so bad ass. every time we dock, they give us an Ibis .... pre-fitted." |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
15
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:14:00 -
[1580] - Quote
*Being PVP'd misses his wingman's gesture, and instead feels threatened. he becomes more aggressive and blocks Falalalala Lalalala with his body.
"Hey, so, I'm Being PVP'd, what's your name baby doll?" |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57839
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:15:00 -
[1581] - Quote
Kirjava... Are these little Ants Addressing me?
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11343
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:17:00 -
[1582] - Quote
"Well I certainly hope so...."
*Turns around*
*Coughs* "Well boys, I'm Kirjava, pleased to meetcha "
*Waves*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
16
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:17:00 -
[1583] - Quote
*Falalalala Lalalala, not having come out of the closet and neglecting to include his true sexual orientation on his pilot certification application secretly watches the rich Robert Downey Jr doppleganger sucking on his 20 Million ISK cigar and puts another song on the jukebox |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
18
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:19:00 -
[1584] - Quote
*Being PVP'd is relentless in his nubness, and continues to talk to Alice who isn't even facing him at this point
"So we just joined a Corp! yep, we were recruited straight out of school. we do fleet ops and stuff." |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
16
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:22:00 -
[1585] - Quote
*Falalalala Lalalalala is engrossed in the image of Kirjava.
"Hi Kirjava. So what do pilots do for fun around here?"
*the first round of drinks arrives, Falalalala Lalalala has no idea the total is already 15 Million ISK
"oh by the way, guys, just... if you need anything put it on my tab" |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1935
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:24:00 -
[1586] - Quote
*from the backrooms of tgfb, where the Kaltana stables are placed, an unholy evil being raises it's voice*
"I AM FINLOTH! DESTROYER OF WORLDS! YOU WILL REGRET FOR DISTURBING ETERNAL CUDDLE SLEEP!
NOW IT IS TIME TO UNL...."
*giggling and snickering appears*
"uhh...ohhh...what are you girls doi...uhhh...ohhhhhhhhhh"
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
My corp is my mainGäó |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11343
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:25:00 -
[1587] - Quote
"Erm.... sure, you got enough dosh to cover that right? Manager's a bit.... Airlocky about that sometimes."
"Mostly random ****, play games, card games and the like..."
*Shrugs and sips on the free drink, which if he recalls the drinks list is worth more per unit than Ferrogel*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57839
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:26:00 -
[1588] - Quote
*Moves towards Kirjava, And Sits on his Lap*
|
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
23
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:27:00 -
[1589] - Quote
*Being PVP'd is deflated but hides that with his nub pride too.
"Did I mention I fly an Ibis? it's a special ship, one of the most popular in the game. you don't get one til after you become a capsuleer."
*notices Zoe and switches targets |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11358
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:27:00 -
[1590] - Quote
*Pulls her in comfortably on the couch, winking up at the redhead, left arm around her back casually*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
19
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:28:00 -
[1591] - Quote
*replies to Kirjava who now has a girl on his lap, Falalalala Lalalala thinks to himself... if he was straight, he would want to be this man
"Pfft suuure don't worry about it man. I got this. I just got paid."
*places another 5 ISK coin on the table for the bartender and calls his attention to it, "hey! yo! another tip for you."
*Falalalala Lalalala does the mental calculations and realizes he is down to 135 ISK, and thinks maybe he should only buy a couple more songs on the jukebox, and ease up on the free drinks |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57852
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:28:00 -
[1592] - Quote
Smiles Weakly
|
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
23
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:29:00 -
[1593] - Quote
*Being PVP'd appears next to Zoe.
"SUP! err... sup, girl? I'm a PILOT." |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11358
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:32:00 -
[1594] - Quote
*Laughs at it all, tapping the ash into a tray at his side before it clicks with him the position he's in right now*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
19
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:34:00 -
[1595] - Quote
*Falalalala Lalalala wants to know more about this rich man
"So like, what do you do? you seem... pretty cool."
Falalalala Lalalala tries to play it cool, but as he does not have a 20M ISK cigar, he does not feel cool |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
23
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:35:00 -
[1596] - Quote
*Being PVP'd switches targets back to Alice and is oblivious to the fact she appears to be familiar with Kirjava
"Hey so what's up cutie? what's your story??" |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57873
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:37:00 -
[1597] - Quote
My Story?
I eat capsuleer's
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11388
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:37:00 -
[1598] - Quote
"Mine roids kid. Find the spacerocks, melt them and process them."
*Puffs Cigar*
Take them to market, or build them in a factory in a BPO to get better returns, mind what you mine shouldn't be taken as "free", dont fall into that trap if you go down that career path."
"Pretty sure you can get that Cigar on the tab, if you can afford it anyway"...
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
31
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:40:00 -
[1599] - Quote
*Being PVP'd doesn't understand the meaning of Alice's words, but laughs and pretends like she said something funny
"hahahahha yeah I eat... food, I guess. SPACE food. SO uh, are you single? do you have a boyfriend? wanna go out sometime?" |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57873
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:41:00 -
[1600] - Quote
*Laughs Menacingly*
*Blows smoke towards PVP'd*
*turns and Kisses Kirjava on the Cheek*
|
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
26
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:42:00 -
[1601] - Quote
*Falalalala Lalalala lights up
"ME TOO! We're MINERS! Brasilian Mining Com Americanos is a mining corp!"
*Falalalala Lalalala wants a cigar as well, and tells himself he can probably make 20M ISK in like a couple days or something.
"Bartender! One of those twenty m.... one of those cigars!" |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
31
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:43:00 -
[1602] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:*Laughs Menacingly*
*Blows smoke towards PVP'd*
*turns and Kisses Kirjava on the Cheek*
*is totally focused on Alice and tells himself she's just being friendly, maybe they're just family.
"Hey so what are you doing later? wanna see my SHIP??" |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11383
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:45:00 -
[1603] - Quote
*Decides that Alice want's to brush off the newcomer, and helps to drive the point home with a smack to her arse on her lap, and a wink to PvP*
Think she's taken kid
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
26
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:45:00 -
[1604] - Quote
*continues about mining with Kirjava
"our corp is HUGE we have like 15 people, and I heard corp assets are worth THREE BILLION ISK" |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57893
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:47:00 -
[1605] - Quote
Oh!
*Jumps Slightly*
Oi you
|
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
36
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:48:00 -
[1606] - Quote
"Being PVP'd is undeterred
"yeah, I have a space girlfriend, we talk and hang out and stuff. but it's totally open, i mean, we can date still."
"Alice you're hot!" |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11421
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:49:00 -
[1607] - Quote
*Smiles as innocently as he can with a genuine grin and a fat cigar in his mouth ^_^ *
"3 Billion eh? You must get up very early in the morning to have achieved that so quickly."
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1940
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:49:00 -
[1608] - Quote
*in the back corridor an unholy looking being appears with two heavy chains holding in it's hand, hauling two...dressage horses...*
*It enters another door and as the two following subjects pass the doorframe, the door slams back in a punch*
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
My corp is my mainGäó |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
31
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:51:00 -
[1609] - Quote
"oh it's not mine, I just heard that's what the corp has amassed in station. maybe if I had that much I would retire"
*looks at Being PVP'd and speaks at a volume that everyone is able to hear
"dude what did she say? did she say she'd go out with you?" |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
36
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:52:00 -
[1610] - Quote
*Being PVP'd shoves Falalalala Lalalala away slightly
"bro! you're killing my GAME! she's totally into me!" |
Finloth
Lothian Enterprises
31
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:52:00 -
[1611] - Quote
*Staggers around, hungover and under slept in his stagdo outfit*
*Staggering towards the interlopers, arms flailing to find his contact lenses* |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
47
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:57:00 -
[1612] - Quote
*Being PVP'd makes a show of checking his space Nokia phone, it's bulky and old and has a basic non-holographic screen. he is looking between the phone and Alice Saki to make sure she sees him
"YEP my corp says we have a mining op in the morning. Takes a lot of planning and reconnaissance, those things. It's tough mining sometimes, have to watch the heat on our mining lasers in the mid slots" |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
37
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:57:00 -
[1613] - Quote
*Falalalala Lalalala pauses to correct Being PVP'd
"Dude. mining lasers go in the low slots, bro." |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
47
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 10:59:00 -
[1614] - Quote
"Being PVP'd loses what nublet cool he thought he had, and snaps at Being PVP'd
"Oh my holy crap you're such a nublet dude! you can't even do level 2's yet!"
*turns to Alice
"I can do level 2's though. Mining missions. and we have to murder random capsuleers to get Loyalty Credit" |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57914
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:00:00 -
[1615] - Quote
I tried mining once, I slit my wrists and woke up in a fresh Clone ^_^
|
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
47
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:02:00 -
[1616] - Quote
Maybe you just werent in the right belt, with the right people? wanna go mining with me???
*Being PVP'd's eyes glass over for a moment, as he realizes there is no spare room in an Ibis |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11459
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:02:00 -
[1617] - Quote
"Huh? Loyalty Credits?"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
47
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:03:00 -
[1618] - Quote
YAH BRO. YOU PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF THEM |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
37
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:04:00 -
[1619] - Quote
*Falalalala Lalalala is taken aback by Being PVP'd and thinks maybe it's time to go.
"Bartender! check please!" |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11463
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:06:00 -
[1620] - Quote
"I take it you mean Loyalty Points right?"
*Eyebrow cocked, waiting to see the fun as the cheque comes through*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57918
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:07:00 -
[1621] - Quote
Awww Don't Leave, I was totally enjoying your company
|
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
47
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:08:00 -
[1622] - Quote
*Falalalala Lalalalala picks up the check and reaches for his wallet. then freezes
*he holds the check up to the light, and takes out a pen and groups the numbers into threes
"Forty Seven Million Five hundred THOUSAND ISK?" |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
54
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:09:00 -
[1623] - Quote
"upon hearing the total, Being PVP'd spits out his drink, drops his glass
"THANKS FOR THE DRINKS BRO, NEXT NIGHT IS ON ME"
*and runs out the door |
Doctor Fruitloop
SpaceNet Solutions
12
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:09:00 -
[1624] - Quote
*Checks it all up on her data pad, and presents the receipt*
1*Box Heimatar Cigars : Grande : 240M ISK
3*Bottles of Afforted Liquores : 300M ISK
20% Gratuity and Service : 108M ISK
====================================
Total : 648M ISK
====================================
*Stands waiting for payment* |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
47
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:10:00 -
[1625] - Quote
*Checks it all up on her data pad, and presents the receipt*
1*Box Heimatar Cigars : Grande : 240M ISK
3*Bottles of Afforted Liquores : 300M ISK
20% Gratuity and Service : 108M ISK
====================================
Total : 648M ISK
====================================
WHAT BUT |
Doctor Fruitloop
SpaceNet Solutions
12
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:10:00 -
[1626] - Quote
*Hits the button for security, Bruno the Large hairy Brutor guardsmen catches them easily as they flee* |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
47
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:11:00 -
[1627] - Quote
"OOOH **** BRO WE'RE SO BONED" |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
54
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:12:00 -
[1628] - Quote
"WHAT THE HELL I DIDN'T EVEN SAY I WOULD PAY FOR THOSE ROUNDS! MOMMYYYYY
i DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS GUY, I SWEAR! HE'S FROM ANOTHER BRASILIAN MINING COM AMERICANOS!" |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57918
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:13:00 -
[1629] - Quote
*Giggling Away*
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11463
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:13:00 -
[1630] - Quote
*Watches bemused, laughing so hard he nearly knocks Alice off of him*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
47
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:13:00 -
[1631] - Quote
"DUDE WAI... WAIT, WAIT TAKE OUR SHIPS, BOTH OF THEM!" |
Doctor Fruitloop
SpaceNet Solutions
12
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:14:00 -
[1632] - Quote
Sir, we require payment, we do not offer credit to our client+¿le.... |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
54
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:15:00 -
[1633] - Quote
"YEAH, ... Y... YOU CAN TAKE OUR SHIPS, THERE'S TWO OF THEM! IBISES!"
*catches a glimpse of the airlock they are being dragged to
"OOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD DUUUUUUUDE"
*Being PVP'd pees in his pants |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
56
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:16:00 -
[1634] - Quote
*the pair are thrown into the air lock and the door slams. in his frantic effort to open the door back into the interior of the ship, Falalalala Lalalala hits the open airlock button himself |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1944
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:17:00 -
[1635] - Quote
*reenters the bar's front interiours along Chloe and takes a seat on the counter. The both girls look a little shaken up but seem to accumulate quiet a nice portion of fun regarding the ongoing event*
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
My corp is my mainGäó |
Doctor Fruitloop
SpaceNet Solutions
23
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:18:00 -
[1636] - Quote
*Observes as the Brutor guardsmen drag you away to the actual dungeons in the bowels of the station to work off your fee*
*Is annoyed that they went into the airlock and killed themselves : that was only ever meant to be an elaborate prank Kirjava had paid her a tip to perform* |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11469
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:21:00 -
[1637] - Quote
*Stares at Fruitloop*
"You don't even work here, how did you wrangle that, I didn't think you'd honestly pull that off "
*Looks at the slowly spinning Peopcickes floating by the window, rapidly freezing urine floating with them*
"Not even a dignified death..."
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
65
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:21:00 -
[1638] - Quote
"Being PVP'd can read somewhat better than Falalalala Lalalala, and notices the writing on the panel Falalalala Lalalala is about to bang on, but the letters are partly hidden by Falalalala Lalalala "OCK OPEN"
*He lunges to stop his wing man, but his breath is sucked out from him and his vision fills with red and for a nanosecond while his body expands, he feels the fluid in his body boil.
He finds himself able to scream again
"NO YOU ILLITERATE NUBLET NOT THAT BUTTON!!!" he is out of breath and realizes it was a dream
...until he notices his wallet flash and the balance shows -324,336,002.34 ISK |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
56
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:23:00 -
[1639] - Quote
*Falalalala Lalalala wakes up after a similar experience, and upon reading the Pend Insurance notification, and not having seen his wallet yet, is simply happy to have a new Ibis and 1 trit |
Doctor Fruitloop
SpaceNet Solutions
23
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:25:00 -
[1640] - Quote
*Pulls the two pilots out of their Clone bays.*
"Hello sirs, welcome back to the Greater Fool Bar, where you can be reclones on premises to avoid inconvenience from barfights...*predatory grin* and skipping on bartabs." |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
205
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:26:00 -
[1641] - Quote
*was about to have a sip from her drink when Being PVP'd hit that wrong button and couldn't control herself from alcoholic matter leaving her nasal passage in a spraying kind...after some seconds of coughing and snorting sounds she finally regains speech*
T..tschisch wasch awwschum, guyysch!!
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
My corp is my mainGäó |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
72
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:26:00 -
[1642] - Quote
Doctor Fruitloop wrote:*Pulls the two pilots out of their Clone bays.* "Hello sirs, welcome back to the Greater Fool Bar, where you can be reclones on premises to avoid inconvenience from barfights...*predatory grin* and skipping on bartabs."
"OOOOH DUDE WE'RE SO....
...hired?" |
Finloth
Lothian Enterprises
41
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:27:00 -
[1643] - Quote
*Grins, towering near the ceiling of the vaulted room, the feeling of being looked at as the face is pointed at you two, air whispering around his formally draped form* |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57935
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:27:00 -
[1644] - Quote
Chloe Kaltana wrote:*was about to have a sip from her drink when Being PVP'd hit that wrong button and couldn't control herself from alcoholic matter leaving her nasal passage in a spraying kind...after some seconds of coughing and snorting sounds she finally regains speech* T..tschisch wasch awwschum, guyysch!!
hahaha
*Takes a Towel over to Chloe*
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11492
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:29:00 -
[1645] - Quote
*Snorts with laughter as Finloth hands the two muppets a bucket and mop each, pointing to the vast station, and a pair of ranking badges he notes means the Mechanical service bots outrank them*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
63
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:30:00 -
[1646] - Quote
"upon considering his new circumstances, decides to be optimistic about his new indebebted employment at the greater fool bar as employees.
rather ignorant in social nuances, he eyes the jukebox and finds two 5 ISK coins on the table and sneaks them into his pocket. he goes to the jukebox and spends one to play another song |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
205
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:30:00 -
[1647] - Quote
*takes the towel from Alice*
dschangsch schweeschie ^_^
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
My corp is my mainGäó |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57935
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:31:00 -
[1648] - Quote
*Wonders back over to Kirjava and gets comfy again*
|
Finloth
Lothian Enterprises
41
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:33:00 -
[1649] - Quote
*Somehow manages to pull off a perfectly choreographed version of Smooth Criminal with the barmaids as backing dancers* |
Being PVP'd
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
72
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:34:00 -
[1650] - Quote
*Being PVP'd and Falalalala Lalalalala begin dancing because the huge man told them to. Deep down inside, Being PVP'd is happy just to look at the hot women in the bar. just then he notices the markings along the centerlines of the women's spines...
"they're... "
Being PVP'd has to adjust himself, and slowly resumes moving without taking his eyes off the hot capsuleers in the greater fool bar. |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11492
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:35:00 -
[1651] - Quote
"Hey there Alice, nubbins these days eh? "
*Cant help but stare as Finloth breaks from his awkwardly elongated movement to whip that out of nowhere*
"...huh?"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Falalalala Lalalala
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
66
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:37:00 -
[1652] - Quote
*Falalalala Lalalala was a dancer prior to applying to the state war academy. he wonders if this is the place he'll meet the man of his dreams. to him, it feels like fate |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57943
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:39:00 -
[1653] - Quote
*Drags Kirjava onto the dance floor*
Come on! Show me what you got! ^_^
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11497
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:44:00 -
[1654] - Quote
*Flips a coin into the Jukebox from a few meters, selecting the next song*
*Follows Alice onto the floor, giving a small bow before spinning her around dancing.*
*Kirjava will end by Doing the Shepard : a Killer dance manoeuvre known only to true masters of the art*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57947
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:53:00 -
[1655] - Quote
Pssssttt I think they left, We can go back to normal....
Well Normal for us...
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11504
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 11:54:00 -
[1656] - Quote
Whatever you say Ginger
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57952
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 12:00:00 -
[1657] - Quote
o.O
Where did those silly glasses come from
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11511
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 12:01:00 -
[1658] - Quote
Nicked em off of Graygor, I think he has a few too many spares
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57970
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 12:41:00 -
[1659] - Quote
Remove them.
Or I Will.
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11561
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 12:41:00 -
[1660] - Quote
How do you propose to do that?...
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
57978
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 12:46:00 -
[1661] - Quote
*Get into Tackle Position*
*Jumps at you*
*CRASH*
*Kirjava hits the deck with Alice on top*
*Holding his arms down with her own, She has to use her Teeth to remove the glasses*
MWhahahahahaha
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11582
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 12:47:00 -
[1662] - Quote
"Argh, not again!"
*Marshmallow hell ><*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
25
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 13:19:00 -
[1663] - Quote
Laudenum staggers in with a broad smile sporting the stub of an expensive cigar. As the door closes, several sets of boots can be seen attached to their owners who are lying on the floor. She turns to the bar and it's obvious shes been in a fight. She has a bleeding cut over her right eye, blood trailing down her face. Her left arm is pressed tightly against her midriff where there is further evidence of blood.
She walks up to the bar muttering about being jumped outside the bar.
She looks up at Indah and smiles holding the stub of the cigar in her teeth. "I'd like something strong. To drink." Her voice wavers as she glances down to her abdomen and raises her left arm with a shocked expression. She holds her hand up to show Indah the last two fingers on her hand hanging uselessly. "Does this look dislocated to you"
Indah looks at Laud's midriff and see's that she is covered in blood. A look of shock crosses her face and she looks up at Laud with wide eyes. Laudenum notices the look and glances down at her badly bleeding torso.
"Oh....maybe one of them had a knife." she whispered, and then sunk bonelessly to the floor. Her lifeblood beginning to pool around her. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
58090
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 13:24:00 -
[1664] - Quote
Clean up aisle 1!
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
11786
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 13:27:00 -
[1665] - Quote
*Gives off a muffled order to the new Janitors to get to work, Struggling under Alice to get a handle on her to pick her up off of the ground in the precarious position*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
58205
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 13:40:00 -
[1666] - Quote
GÖÑ
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12300
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 13:59:00 -
[1667] - Quote
*walks out of the back room still with sleepy eyes*
What the hell is going on here? |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2208
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 14:00:00 -
[1668] - Quote
Anxious and with her knees shaking, Indah struggles to keep calm and start the procedure established for such cases. She's wondering where is Yiole when she could be of use, how long will take for medics to come and take care of Laudenum, how much blood can someone lose without dieing and how Laudenum got to be jumped right outside the bar, and on top of all, she feels an urge to go use a toilet. Breathing deeply, she tries to calm down and look professional and in charge, albeit she looks so much like a hapless little girl that patrons feel a cold grasp in their stomachs, almost oblivious to the figure bleeding on the ground.
As professionals arrive to the place, Indah feels relieved and asks noone specifically to wait a minute while she takes a minute break.
Rushing to the toilets, she feels like the world is about to collapse when she hears an electronic buzz from her pad. She identifies the buzz as the special tone for highest priority messages from Ishtanchuk, and fearing what may happen next, Indah opens an e-mail from Ish:
Quote:Halo, sepupu
Anda harus menghubungi rumah sesegera mungkin. Ini adalah berita yang mengkhawatirkan. Sesuatu tentang bibi.
In the struggle between go toilet or faint, the determination to not dirt herself keeps Indah going into a booth, then she bursts in hopeless tears.
"What, what, what is going on now?"
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20767
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 14:33:00 -
[1669] - Quote
*Miz enters the bar and takes a quick look. She sees a group of medics around Laudenum who is on the floor in a pool of blood. She then looks around and sees that everything is very messy.
"What the f*ck has been going on here while I was gone?"
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
58352
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 14:34:00 -
[1670] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:*Miz enters the bar and takes a quick look. She sees a group of medics around Laudenum who is on the floor in a pool of blood. She then looks around and sees that everything is very messy.
"What the f*ck has been going on here while I was gone?"
You really don't want to know xD
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Sofa King Hard
Brasilian Mining Com Americanos
4
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 14:41:00 -
[1671] - Quote
*random capsuleer plays a song on the jukebox |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
208
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 15:05:00 -
[1672] - Quote
Chloe was about to wash some alcoholic substances out of her face, as suddenly Indah rushes through the door of the womans rest room and headed directly for a booth to start crying.
Chloe dries her face briefly and carefully approaches the booths only leaning door. Slowly opening the door, Chloe finds a desperate and shocked Indah, sitting on the closed toilet with knees tightened to her stomach, while her arms embrace them convulsivly.
Kneeling down to Indah, she gently touches one of her hands, followed by a worried but also soothing "...hey,..."
...After a while, Indah slowly regains her balance and begins telling of what has happened.
The talking relaxes Indahs mind until she's ready again to stand up and reenter the scenery outside.
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
12079
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 15:13:00 -
[1673] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Mizhir wrote:*Miz enters the bar and takes a quick look. She sees a group of medics around Laudenum who is on the floor in a pool of blood. She then looks around and sees that everything is very messy.
"What the f*ck has been going on here while I was gone?" You really don't want to know xD
*Muffles as he is suffocated by Alice's mammaries on the ground, trying desperately to keep his glasses on*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
58533
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 15:30:00 -
[1674] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Alice Saki wrote:Mizhir wrote:*Miz enters the bar and takes a quick look. She sees a group of medics around Laudenum who is on the floor in a pool of blood. She then looks around and sees that everything is very messy.
"What the f*ck has been going on here while I was gone?" You really don't want to know xD *Muffles as he is suffocated by Alice's mammaries on the ground, trying desperately to keep his glasses on*
Stop Squirming!
*Bites your nose*
I Told you!
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
12105
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 15:31:00 -
[1675] - Quote
*Murbled screams as his nose is chomped down on by Aliceoraptor*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
58533
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 15:34:00 -
[1676] - Quote
*Kisses it better*
*Steal the glasses and Gets up and runs*
*Slipping on the Blood, Flies into a Couch with an Almighty CRUNCH*
Owieeeeeee
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
12105
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 15:36:00 -
[1677] - Quote
*Sighs, wiping the blood away and patting Alice on the back*
"Now what did you learn about running around with pointy things?"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
58545
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 15:37:00 -
[1678] - Quote
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
12117
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 15:38:00 -
[1679] - Quote
"Huh, where did everybody run off to?"
*Looks around*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
58545
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 15:40:00 -
[1680] - Quote
*Drys Eyes*
Erm.... I Dunno
Lets go into all the back rooms and find out ^_^
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
12117
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 15:41:00 -
[1681] - Quote
*Follows Alice*
"Bloody Genki girls..."
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
58545
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 15:44:00 -
[1682] - Quote
Oh My Gawd!
*She Sighs as she checks her datapad*
It's that time... I need to go... Cya tomoz Kirjava!
Same Place Same Drink? ^_^
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
12126
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 15:49:00 -
[1683] - Quote
"Sure, its a date"
*Whistles in a self satisfied manner as he gets back to his seat*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
28
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Posted - 2013.05.28 16:07:00 -
[1684] - Quote
After several minutes of thrashing with the medics, Laudenum is injected with a sedative and they begin to go to work on her. The cut above her eye is superficial along with the dislocated fingers. However, the medics appeared grave at the knife wound across her midsection.
They begin applying pressure bandages to staunch the bleeding. Laud stirs as the bandages are being applied and murmurs "Oh, aren't you a cute one...." to the attending medic. "I love a man in uniform..." she drones quietly.
"Perhaps we should give her a little more." one of the medics suggests. "She's a damned feisty one." The medics procede to increase the dosage of the sedative despite her suggestive comments and after a few more moments, she drifts off to a peaceful rest.
The two medics, working carefully in tandem, lift the redhead onto a gravitic stretcher and begin moving her out when they are stopped at the door by station security. One of the officers moves to question the unconscious form but realizes that Laudenum is too deeply sedated. With a look of disgust, one of the officers waves the medics to the door. As the two medics leave with the unconscious woman, several patrons notice that the is a bit of commotion outside the bar. Glimpses show that three other men are also being loaded onto grav stretchers.
One of the officers begins taking pictures of the area where Laudenum had lay. The other, judging by his demeanor to be in charge, lifted his station I.D. and spoke in a commanding voice to the patrons. "I am Lieutenant Garren of station security. As is obvious, someone was injured just outside the doors of this establishment. I'm looking to see if anyone has any information as to what happened."
He systematically looked from patron to patron in the bar. His scowl deepened when the looks he received back were a collection of wide innocent eyes, subtle negative shakes of heads or outright disregard. He glanced at the redhead apparently smothering a man with her breasts and shook his head disgustedly.
"Alright, " the officer continued "lets start with something easier. Is the owner around?"
Mancourt the bouncer walked over to the officer and confirmed that she was present. "I'll go find Ms. Indah." he said, turning to trudge away in the direction of the restrooms. The officer turned to his counterpart and mumbled, "Damn Capsuleers. Got no other worries other than themselves." He looked around at the gathered group as they began diverting their respective attentions back to their own business. "Part of me, " he murmured to the other officer, "would just as soon let them get picked off."
"Ms. Indah?" Mancourt said, opening the women's rest room slightly. "There are officers here to see you."
Chloe stepped out of one of the stalls and opened the door fully. "Let the officers know that 'Ms. Fazmarai' will contact the authorities when she is able." Her stern look set the musclebound bouncer on his heels. When he was slow to react, she snapped "NOW!"
Mancourt nodded quickly and moved away to take the news to the officers. |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
3174
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 16:31:00 -
[1685] - Quote
*having been watching the whole scene from a couch nearby, Sheimi decided it was time to leave the bar for a bit*
"G'night officer" Shei says as she leaves through the front door.
"But wait miss, this is an investigation, and you can't just leave!" One officer says. The other yells "Its dangerous out there!"
Sheimi turns around with a glare. "And who is going to stop me?"
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
28
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 16:42:00 -
[1686] - Quote
Sheimi shoulders her way past the young officer as the older officer adds, "Let her go." with a stony look.
She squeezes through the door into the main hall. She takes a moment to see the medics hauling away the last of the prone bodies. As she turns to go, her blood turns cold inside her. Scrawled on the wall in black paint are the words:
DEATH TO CAPSULEERS
She quickly turns to go. |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1944
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 17:17:00 -
[1687] - Quote
(since Laudes story goes in a similar direction like mine 2 days and ~30 pages ago I decided to pick it up
with a new "episode" here...
(and before I start to forget ^.^))
Darker Days Are Yet To Come (humping shameless on current SciFi trends ^_^)
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
---PODSYSTEMS RESTARTING---WARNING|CRITICAL ERROR DETECTED---
---ACTIVATING SECONDARY EMERGENCY SYSTEMS_ _ _ _FAILURE---
---EMERGENCY EJECT INITIATED---
Still half fainted, Zoe only briefly notices the words on her UI before her pod opens and lets out all of the including juices in a rush. With the pod completely shut off and dead, Zoe falls down uncontrolled. Still wired to the pod systems, the plugs get ripped out of her very painfully in the process. Her knees and elbows make an uncomfortable contact with the floors iron grid.
Suffering under the stressful experience, the last thing she sees with blurry eyes are some persons running towards her and a familiar voice shouting:
GÇ£Commander? Can you hear me? GǪSheGÇÖs fainting! Quick! Get her out of here!GÇ¥
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
13387
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 17:20:00 -
[1688] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:(since Laudes story goes in a similar direction like mine 2 days and ~30 pages ago I decided to pick it up with a new "episode" here... (and before I start to forget ^.^)) Darker Days Are Yet To Come (humping shameless on current SciFi trends ^_^) Part 1Part 2Part 3---PODSYSTEMS RESTARTING---WARNING|CRITICAL ERROR DETECTED--- ---ACTIVATING SECONDARY EMERGENCY SYSTEMS_ _ _ _FAILURE--- ---EMERGENCY EJECT INITIATED--- Still half fainted, Zoe only briefly notices the words on her UI before her pod opens and lets out all of the including juices in a rush. With the pod completely shut off and dead, Zoe falls down uncontrolled. Still wired to the pod systems, the plugs get ripped out of her very painfully in the process. Her knees and elbows make an uncomfortable contact with the floors iron grid. Suffering under the stressful experience, the last thing she sees with blurry eyes are some persons running towards her and a familiar voice shouting: GÇ£Commander? Can you hear me? GǪSheGÇÖs fainting! Quick! Get her out of here!GÇ¥
Laud and I thought we'd help you along.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1944
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 18:36:00 -
[1689] - Quote
GÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑGÖÑ
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2211
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 19:23:00 -
[1690] - Quote
(Isn't funny how I just delayed TGFB Getaway to an undetermined date after Odyssey and was to start a little serial story with Indah? Do you mind if Yiole takes the reigns of the Bar?)
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
1944
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 19:38:00 -
[1691] - Quote
(just a quick update in my little real time story of already happened events ^.^)
@Indah: I don't mind ;-)
Darker Days Are Yet To Come
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
As the white light starts fading, Zoe recognizes the well known contours of her first Officers face. ZoeGÇÖs voice is still weak while she mumbles some words:
GǣStrange to...see youGǪINGǪthe shipGǥ
A warm and friendly smile appears, while the old and white bearded man answers:
GǣEasyGǪyou are still suffering the results of you being kicked out of your pod.Gǥ
GÇ£GǪHowGÇÖs the ship?GÇ¥
GÇ£Oh, weGÇÖre still trying to find out since that whole goddamn warp tunnel collapsed over our heads. We lost a lot of good man, armor is down, several hull fractures, warpdrive offline and two of our starboard main guns have been ripped off during the crash with the auroraGǪsheGÇÖs still there donGÇÖt worryGǪbut our com is damaged, so we donGÇÖt know whatGÇÖs going on over there. Oh, but our shields are completely repaired againGǪaand this brings us to another bad newsGǪGÇ¥
GÇ£How long was I gone?GÇ¥
GÇ£Over two hoursGǪoh, and now the really bad newsGǪyou canGÇÖt be downloaded to another clone. Some sort of Virus was linked to the shockwave and burnt out the uplinks on your pod as well as your internal one...so this would be the end of the road until we reach a station with medical and cloning facilities...GÇ¥
*ZoeGÇÖs stomach feels ill and her heart starts pounding uncomfortable on those news, but before she can really come to terms with the new situation, the internal ship wide alarm for incoming hostiles turns in*
GÇ£Bring me to the bridge.GÇ¥
*ZoeGÇÖs face distorts in pain while she slowly gets up on her feetGǪ*
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Yiole Gionglao
218
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 22:17:00 -
[1692] - Quote
Station security, medics, blood stains...
- WTF did you do here?
Nobody answered as Yiole just had muttered those words to herself as she entered TGFB. Feeling like she was late to some party, she looked around until Chloe saw her and closed in.
- Oh Yiole, nice you come! I think Indah may need you at the toilets.
Dismissing how weird that sounded, Yiole nodded and walked to the toilets. She listened to water running inside one of the booths and then Indah exited it, pale and with a disheveled face after crying.
- Hey sweetie! What happened out there?
- Somebody attacked Laudenum outside of the bar and she was wounded...
- Oh, I see. Nasty stuff, right?
- Yes.. no.. well.. it didn't came alone...
- Is there more?
- I just got a top priority message from Ishtanchuk. Somethign is wrong at home, about my mother.
- What is it?
- Don't know! I am too scared to try to contact and don't even know what's the local time there! At least Ishtan could had been a bit more specific or just provide some way to contact her, rather than just leap out of a box and then go away!
- There, there, easy up... you should really contact home is f that's what ish told you. It can't be that...
Yiole interrupted as Indah looked at her angrily.
- Well, maybe is serious... but you can't just be guessing! Contact home and learn what's going on. I'm with you, oki?
- Yes, well.. I should...
- Wash your face and let's get out of here. Do you have your own scrambler?
- Yes, at the appartment.
- There we go, then.
Indah washed her face of make up stains and redid her clothes, then both women left the toilets. The bouncers were keeping the station secuirty out and nobdy bothered Indah and Yiole as they went upstairs and to Indahs appartment.
The scrambler was just a portable device that could be plugged to any pad and would deliver messages to the encrypted subspace relays accessible only to capsuleers, and so thorouglhy protected that intercpetion was out of consideration. Human interlocutors were by far the weakest link in the communication network, but for a homely issue, the scrambled comms network was completely impenetrable to strangers. After checking local time at her parent's home, Indah opened the channel and hoped someone would pick it up. Scrambled communications where unusual for commoners and maybe nobody was ready to understand what was going on, nor who was calling home through that channel. The main block at the channel went live as bidirecitonal link was established and the pad's interfce blinked with an authomated request to open video. Indah auhtorized it and the pad screen showed the image of a Khanid man in his 40s, who obviously was looking at his own pad.
- Surga suci! Ini wanita Indahmawar muda!
- Tuhan memberkati anda Urughan. Saya telah menerima peringatan dari wanita Ishtanchuk. Apa yang terjadi?
Yiole listened to the start of the conversation, but she didn't speak any Khanid and couldn't understand what they were saying as foreign scrambled communications didn't supported the built-in translation available to all capsuleers.
- Err.. i'll be here, OK?
- Oh, I apologyze! Urughan doesn't speaks much Standard...
- Nevermind.
Then Indahmawar kept talking for a while, nodding and growing more and more serious until the man Urughan was replaced by another person. Albeit Yiole hadn't seen her much, she noticed the similar traits and recalled some old images, and so knew she was Eugerelia, Indahmawar's mother.
"So at least she's alive" -muttered Yiole. |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
12439
|
Posted - 2013.05.28 23:46:00 -
[1693] - Quote
*Strolls out from the bedrooms upstairs, cracking his neck and buttoning up his shirt. Muttering to himself what to have for breakfast, the highest priority on his mind being which blend of tea to have... and sees the Police investigation at the base of the stairs. Walking down slower, more on edge he takes in the scenes, blood stains on the ground. *
"What... the hell happened here?...."
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12448
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 00:41:00 -
[1694] - Quote
*Kate enters the bar and stops at the doorway to look for her ladies but they are nowhere to be found. A sad look comes across her face as she makes her way to a couch and sets down. Kate leans back and relaxes for a while before a waiter notices she's there. The waiter approaches Kate asks what she would like to drink.*
"Half Zydrine Burn and Zydrine Wine please." |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
12448
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 00:57:00 -
[1695] - Quote
*Munches on Cereal and a Quafe Ultra Energy drink, flicking through the Evening Times of Lumiere*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12454
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 01:41:00 -
[1696] - Quote
*Looks to Kirjava and says*
"I hope you know that Quafe is made from biomass" |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
12449
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 01:53:00 -
[1697] - Quote
*Laughs out loud*
"Aye, and the Ammarian Empress is a puppet of the Rouge drones...."
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6639
Team Evil
575
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 05:47:00 -
[1698] - Quote
*7 and 9 enter. 7 heads to the back room with a teddy bear under her arm, and 9 makes a beeline for Commissar Kate.
*without a word, 9 helps Commissar Kate rise from her seat. they exchange courteous kisses on the cheek, and 9 leads Commissar Kate after 7. 9's gait is calm and more graceful than usual, but her thighs still have that signature, pronounced flex with each step. their hands are joined loosely, by just a few fingers.
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
12533
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 05:52:00 -
[1699] - Quote
*Just stays on his table, tapping away on a range of datapads on the table in front of him, humming a little tune as his wallet grows slowly*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
447
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 09:03:00 -
[1700] - Quote
*8 wakes up in the middle of her sleep and has market on her mind. she could check remotely, but she takes a rainfleet blaster harpy to Jita just to go through the motions. Nothing has changed.
*Kirjava opens comms: "good morning 8"
The rains are asleep. no one would know. there's nothing to do in market and she can't think of a better place to be, so into the harpy she goes.
she's still not completely awake, and the trip to The Greater Fool Bar is a blur. she is sitting against Kirjava's arm in the blink of an eye. now that she's here, she thinks maybe going back to sleep is not such a bad idea.
"Kirjava, can you take me somewhere?" she stares at the floor through half-open eyelids. "anywhere?" she evaluates her request; it could be narrower. "with a bed?"
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
12808
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 09:18:00 -
[1701] - Quote
*Moves to respond to the girl on his arm, but see's she's already passed from exhaustion. sighing slightly he picks up the jacket with his free arm and puts it on her like a blanket*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
58865
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 09:19:00 -
[1702] - Quote
*Storms in*
"BARKEEP"
Coffee. Irish. NOW.
*Sits down in a huff*
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
12808
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 09:20:00 -
[1703] - Quote
*Waves to Alice*
"Hey, new hairdo?"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
448
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 09:24:00 -
[1704] - Quote
(u_u)
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
BrewStar529 Kashada > ure subbing for tough guy 2013 |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
210
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 09:24:00 -
[1705] - Quote
*is already sitting on the bar along some coffee and breakfast, when suddenly this Finloth being stands in the doorframe and stares in a mind-controlling way at Chloe*
...
*Chloe stands up, fills a tableu with breakfast and fresh coffee and carries it to the Rain's quarter where 5, 6 and Kate are still spoonsleeping*
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
My corp is my mainGäó |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
58871
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 09:30:00 -
[1706] - Quote
*Just Grunts as people wave and say hello*
*Drowns herself in Irish Coffee*
RAWR!
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
12815
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 09:34:00 -
[1707] - Quote
*Sips his tea, an eye cocked as Alice gets drunk at 10am in the morning across from him*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1310
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 10:10:00 -
[1708] - Quote
*7 lays awake but motionless, enjoying the smell and warmth of Commissar Kate. after indulging herself in the moment to the point of guilt, she quietly, softly gets up, kisses Commissar Kate and 9 on the forehead, and makes for the door. someone has left a nice breakfast, with coffee that has stopped steaming. 7 continues past the tray, deciding it would be best to keep her stomach empty.
she senses 8 asleep on the couch, and softly wakes her up and leads her to bed. the thought of the confusion that should occur when the trio wake amuses her.
she slings her bag over her shoulder and is off to her crow. she has a trip to make, and it must be made alone.
a thorn in her side; a challenge that she sees every time she is asked to check assets by 6, or 8: an abandoned hangar totalling in the hundreds of millions, of her hard-earned ships, minerals, and her first pvp corpse--ceremoniously presented to her by her corporation.
today is the fourth birthday of that corpse.
she cues up a song in her pod, and begins the 50 jumps deep into NPC Null, where 7 cast herself less than a week into her life as a capsuleer, to develop as a pilot. for the good of the rains. The rains are unaware of this plan.
she faces her fear alone.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
12883
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 10:26:00 -
[1709] - Quote
*Gets back to his chair after carrying the sleeping 8 to their quarters, well the door anyway, and is left pondering the surprisingly melancholic look in 7 as she wordlessly walked through the whole thing, and off to the docking bays*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6639
Team Evil
577
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 11:59:00 -
[1710] - Quote
*9 opens her eyes. in a split second her life summary catches up to the present. The sweet smell of Commissar Kate's hair
but something is off.
it's been nearly a year since 7 returned to them, and 9 has grown used to having 7 so near--but now she's far away, and the feeling of emptiness returns.
systems check. well-rested. Commissar Kate. 8? weird.
*9 gets up and scampers to the dock side comms console. 7 is active.
=======conversation started with: Pilot Rain6637=========
Rain6639 > where are you?
Rain6639 > WHERE ARE YOU
Rain6637 > freaking... station camped. LOLZ
*9 feels obligated to know the answer to this. 7 hasn't said anything about leaving... station camped? their work in low sec, fitting thanatoses was done already. 9 checks corporate assets in home station--flycatcher, harpy, harpy, harpy, buzzard, buzzard, buzzard, three of everything with the exception of 7's flycatcher and--
HER CROW...
it's still not the whole picture--why wouldn't 7 just undock and turn that hot rod to a gate, unless she's in...
BUBBLES...
why is 7 in null... why why... what is today...
7's FIRST POD LOSS...
*9 recalls that 7 never mentioned her death, and it went unnoticed until her own podding years later. the rains never asked 7 if she was ok, yet 7 never criticized them for the carefree life they lived--only sent ISK so 9 and the girls could have nice things--ships far bigger than they should have piloted, or deserved.
ISK for drakes and ammo, skill books, advice for what to train and how to fly as an effective team. and they never cared enough to check her battle reports, to see if she was ok.
to think, 7 had spoiled them so much, they never bothered to loot or salvage. it was beneath them.
and now 7 has left them behind, but... she thought they were a team? oh.
7 left them behind because she cares. because she loves them.
this is why the other girls can sleep so well, and be so happy, and so kind. they have always felt the the smooth flow of air into their lungs when they wanted it.
9 wipes tears from her eyes and continues comms:
Rain6639 > YOU'D BETTER MAKE IT BACK IN ONE PIECE so we don't have to say anything to the girls
Rain6637 > lol don't worry about it, the anniversary is fitting. hell, I might do this every year.
Rain6639 > WOULD YOU PLEASE stop acting cool and give me some time to GET SOME FREAKING INTEL, you know, DO THIS PROPERLY.
Rain6637 > what, I checked statistics. there's bubbles. so what? I've juked ten T3s at bubbles already. I'm just taking a breather.
Rain6639 > let me find out what I can about your route--active times, camps, the works. give me the route you have to 0.0
9 expects maybe five or six jumps to gather intel on, but as she puts the start and end points into her trip computer, it is a solid string of red squares--she's never seen a line of red systems that long, and the identifiers reads like a list of 'systems to avoid for dummies'
it's THAT pipeline.
Rain6637 > blah fine, i'm going to take a nap.
===========conversation with: Alone============
alone. 9 tries to imagine what 7 must go through... today, yesterday, tomorrow...
she slides to the floor, and cries.
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12668
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 14:13:00 -
[1711] - Quote
Seven|Kate|Nine has a good ring to it...... I like it. |
Rain6639
Team Evil
579
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 15:02:00 -
[1712] - Quote
*9 has installed a T2 stiff upper lip.
" the look and feel of it is pretty nice too "
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12699
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 15:10:00 -
[1713] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:*9 has installed a T2 stiff upper lip. " the look and feel of it is pretty nice too "
It looks nice, but can I feel it? |
Rain6639
Team Evil
579
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 15:43:00 -
[1714] - Quote
*9 stands with her hands behind her back and rocks front to back on her feet
"I dunno.... "
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12732
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 15:46:00 -
[1715] - Quote
*sad puppy dog eyes*
"aww..... I don't bite you know." |
Rain6639
Team Evil
579
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 15:48:00 -
[1716] - Quote
*9's eyes light up and she pounces on Commissar Kate and nibbles her ear with her lips pulled in to cover her teeth:
"BUT I DO! OM nom nom nom nom"
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12742
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 15:59:00 -
[1717] - Quote
It feels just as I expected. Amazing! |
Rain6639
Team Evil
583
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 16:02:00 -
[1718] - Quote
*9 doesn't pull away. she whispers:
"let's go try on clothes"
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
35999
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 16:35:00 -
[1719] - Quote
*pulls out datapad*
9, 7 is currently indisposed having being on the other side of the galaxy but sent me this image to give you you.
http://i.imgur.com/IxORmFd.jpg
Apparently she's conquered her demons and wanted you to know that and also that you've won the Spanish National Lottery. She'll be back within a day to congratulate you.
Please send your details and a 1bil isk deposit to claim your prize.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12745
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 16:44:00 -
[1720] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:*9 doesn't pull away. she whispers:
"let's go try on clothes"
Sounds like fun. I wish Seven was here too. |
Rain6639
Team Evil
585
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 16:47:00 -
[1721] - Quote
*9 laughs and hits Graygor on the shoulder for joking at such a difficult time for her--she could hardly bear keeping a smile on her face while she was sick with worry.
9 takes a long look at the small collection of items in 7's hangar: evidence of a busy, diligent capsuleer--a part of 7's life that 9 has never seen...
her short laughter turns to a frown, followed by sobbing--she slumps to the floor and the sound of her bawling echoes through the bar. the stress of years of shame, admiration, and concern for 7 flow out of her body.
after a good cry, she whimpers and sniffs and decides to pay more attention to 7, and somehow, some day, repay the kindness 7 has thanklessly shown them all along.
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
13707
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 16:55:00 -
[1722] - Quote
Random opens his eyes as the last of the anesthetic wears off. He rubs his forehead and scalp with his hands, feeling the slight scarring that will soon go away under the effects of the bio grade nanites. Shaking off the grogginess, he sits up and notices the nurse monitoring the vital sign readouts from his bed.
"Am I done here?" he says, speaking slowly.
"You in a hurry egger?" the nurse asks with a grin. "Gotta hot date?"
"As a matter of fact, I do." Random responds with a grin slowly working it's way across his face. "Places to go and people to see."
"Your vitals are fine and the incisions are healing nicely. I dont see any reason you cannot be to your date on time. Your paperwork will be up front." the nurse responded. With a smile and a wink, she walked out of the room.
He began to stretch. He knew that movement would help purge the drugs from his system so he placed his feet on the floor and stood up, holding the bed's rail for support, just in case. He saw his personal possessions on the table near the wall and took a few tentative steps, feeling the strength flow back. He could feel the new implants in his head. He had grown so accustomed to them in his old body, that the lack of them in the new body left him exposed.
His new body. He winced visably and felt his chest. The new clone was without scars. Yiole seemed very pleased to have "marked her territory" and now he would go to face her in a body devoid of her connection. He grabbed at his datapad and opened comms to his docking station.
"Captain Perris, come in." Random said, a hint of impatience tinging his voice.
"Springer here, sir." came the response. The face of his senior Captain filled the view screen of the datapad.
"Where is Perris? What are you doing here?" Random stammered, clearly off guard.
"Long story, sir. I can recant the tale when you are in your pod and we are underway." Springer said, viewing panels that were out of the comms view. "Suffice it to say, sir, that when you hear the news, you'll want best available speed."
"You brought the 'Courier'?" Random asked, slipping into his shirt and stowing his items in the various pockets.
"Of course, sir." Springer said with a smile. "I knew you'd want to move quickly."
"Alright Springer, if this news is THAT damned important that I have to move now and you had the foresite to bring up the 'Courier', I'm doubling your pay." smiled Random, as he grabbed the datapad and quickly moved out of the room.
"Could I get that in writing, sir?" Springer quipped.
The impatience at the front desk took longer than expected and left Random with more questions. He tried to pay the bill for the implant installation out of the Vogon's expense account that Laudenum had established for him but found the account nearly empty. Laudenum only did this when he was out of touch and he feared that he was in for a savage berating when he finally did talk to her. The curious thing was that the account had been drained in the Greater Fool Bar. That meant Laud had tracked him there. Something was wrong.
He bolted into the docking area where the 'Courier' was positioned and saw that a pod was already prepped form him. What the hell had Springer so ready to go. Random wasn't a big fan of surprises but he would play this out until they were safely underway. He stripped quickly and a technician arranged for his garments to be stowed aboard the highly modified Magnate class frigate. He began running pre-flight confirmations as his pod was loaded into the ships cradle. When the connections were made fast, Springer had already made requests for departure. Soon the massively modified engines of his fastest distance ship were heated up and purring. He made calculations for the first gate of the destination and signalled the crew. They entered warp and he felt the mounting tension of impatience and ignorance. He opened a private internal comm to Springer.
"Yes sir, I hope you dont mind but I've sent clearance requests ahead of us already." the Captain said. "You will want best available speed."
"About that," Random said through the comm, "I am in a hurry but you seem to know something that I do not. What are you not telling me, Captain?" The formal use of 'captain' instead of the more familiar use of Springer's name clued the senior officer that this capsuleer was starting to loose his humor.
"Sir, " Springer began, "there's been an attack on Ms. Laudenum Hayes.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
13707
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 16:55:00 -
[1723] - Quote
reserved
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12774
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 16:58:00 -
[1724] - Quote
Graygor wrote:*pulls out datapad* 9, 7 is currently indisposed having being on the other side of the galaxy but sent me this image to give you you. http://i.imgur.com/IxORmFd.jpgApparently she's conquered her demons and wanted you to know that and also that you've won the Spanish National Lottery. She'll be back within a day to congratulate you. Please send your details and a 1bil isk deposit to claim your prize.
Aww I see your frozen corpse in there Seven. I have quite the collection of biomass myself. |
Rain6639
Team Evil
585
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 17:00:00 -
[1725] - Quote
Graygor wrote:*pulls out datapad* 9, 7 is currently indisposed having being on the other side of the galaxy but sent me this image to give you you. http://i.imgur.com/IxORmFd.jpgApparently she's conquered her demons and wanted you to know that and also that you've won the Spanish National Lottery. She'll be back within a day to congratulate you. Please send your details and a 1bil isk deposit to claim your prize.
*9 wipes away the last of the wetness on her face and laughs:
"you know you remind me of Al with that data pad"
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2228
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 21:02:00 -
[1726] - Quote
Indah waited as the scrambled connection switched to another receiver, and she was relieved whe she saw her mother.
- Alo, maman.
- Alo Mawi, ma jolie fleur!
Eugerelia looked as usual; a Khanid woman in her 50s, with large eyes and a prominent nose that told her Gallentean heritage. She never had been a heartbreaker, but was naturally attractive in a charismatic way. Her face had the usual color, closer to a suntan gallentean than to a dark Khanid, and everything looked OK. Everything but what Urughan had told Indah.
- How are you doing, maman?
- I am fine, how are you? Have you been crying?
- Well, yes, I...
- Oh Mawi, didn't you cried for me? It's not worth it!
- But...
- And how are you doing? Do you fly ships?
- Well, I am docked most of the time now... i am running a bar... well, Ishtanchuk set up a bar and didn't bother to stay to open it so I opened it and i am managing it...
- A bar? What kind of bar?
- A capsuleers' bar.
- Oh, so it's capsuleer matters still.
- Of course, I am a capsuleer, what else...?
- But you're still my baby?
- Yes, this is my born body.
- Don't think I wouldn't notice, Mawi. I've told you many times to take care, lest you end like Ishtanchuk. She used to be such a nice girl when she was younger...
- Please, enough, maman... I am worried, Ish sent me a message and Urughan told me about you seeing the doctors. What is going on?
- Nothing, really. Please tell, Mawi, do you have a... boyfriend?
- No, maman, i don't. But please, what's up with the doctors? Are you ill?
- Oh, the doctors. They say i have that thing, comme il s'apelle? Mauv... eh... Malignant tumourgenic activity.
- Malignant tumours? You mean, cancer?
- I know it sends terribly stupid. i told the doctors that the biannual maintenace checks should adress that. Nobody has cancer, the checks just wipe them before they can grow.
- But then how you...?
- Oh, sure something was broken on my last check. But it's not serious, the doctors will do their medicine and will clean me up.
- That's what the biannual checks should had done already.
- Doesn't matters, really. I am OK, feeling fine and doctors couldn't say anything when i asked what was wrong with me, exactly where was the harm. They couldn't just point their fingers and say: "here, here is the harm". It's just some statistic stuff.
- But you're looking it? Don't you have an appointment?
- Well, tomorrow I have it, but make no sense as i already had an appointment later next month. They make it sound so terrible when it's just a silly medicine that hasn't worked the first time...
- But...
- No buts, Mawi. Stop worrying yourself about nothing. Let's talk about somehting else now...
The talk continued for a while, as Indah couldn't decide wether her mother was lieing or don't. Exausted by the strong emotions earlier that day, Indah just wanted to agree to whatever Eugerelia said. The talk decayed after a while and Indah said good by to her mother, after making her to promise to tell Indah what the doctors said next day.
(continues)
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12856
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 21:18:00 -
[1727] - Quote
I think I took a better portrait this time. What does everyone think of it? |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2228
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 21:22:00 -
[1728] - Quote
(continued)
Indah then turned to Yiole, who had been watching over her own pad as the conversation developed in a mix of Khanid and Gallentean. From the bits in Gallentean, Yiole had figured that there was some health issue involved.
- ...but, she claims ti's nothing serious, just a malfunction of her latest check -finished saying Indah, after summarizing the conversation to Yiole.
- Well, that sounds almost good, sin't?
- Don't know... I've alwasy been unable to tell whem my mother is lieing. I can't help to wonder in circles and never reach a conclussion... an anyway, why would Ishtan ring an alarm without a reason?
- Houm... isn't that main block active? -said yiole, pointing the pad
- Huh?
- The scrambler, doesn't looks like the line is still on and switching?
Indah looked at the pad and saw that there was an incoming communication from the scrambler. She accepted it and saw her father's face.
- Oh dad! I didn't knew you were at home!
- I am not, indah. They just relayed the comm to me. It was me who talked to your cousin.
- Oh...
- I'm sure that you mother has tried to defuse it, but it may be very serious. The doctors want to check her ASAP as they suspect it could be a case of Gallentean... err... Gallentean RGD 503.
- What?!
- I didn't know what it meant neither, but Ish understood it at the moment. It's a kind of recurrring genetic disease caused by some malfunction in genes that can't be repaired through the biannual checks... It's one of the deeply entrenched genetical damages caused by the isolation years... and the 503 it's a nasty one. Your mother could be developing cancer... several cancers at once. If it IS RGDS 503, which the doctors want to check. Tomorrow. That's what I told to Ish.
- So Ish warned me... but, how could she learn it so fast?
- Well, she was here until just yesterday.
- There at home!? And what was she doing there?
- Well, something... you know how she is... she just asked us to borrow one of the cottages at Feringly Cross, and then, you know how this goes. There are no secrets, so it transpired quickly that one or more men were implied, but no other woman than Ishtanchuck. Not a surprise, but of all places... maybe were some local folks. She's like a loose cannon sometimes, but at leat she was of use and could warn you, as Eugerelia didn't wanted anyone of us to bother you. You know how she can be so detemined... Ish saved us a trouble.
- So it could be a mortal disease, then?
- I won't be, sure. The doctors said at least three other things that could cause the same readings. Tomorrow we'll know...
Indah closed the transmisison, totally focused on her thoughts. Yiole had been able to follow the conversation as both Indah and her father had used Standard language, and she pat on Indah's shoulder, saying:
- Well, maybe it is serious... but maybe isn't. There is no point to worry too much on the issue until we know better, tomorrow.
- Oh... i wonder... didn't dad look too calm? Like he was...?
- You ask me? i don't know your relatives...
- No, no, just wondering... he was too calm. I think he's as cared as myself... more if he has been reading god knows what about that disease... how did he said...?
- Gallentean RGD 503. I think i heard that sometime.
- Can... could you...?
- Yes?
- I need some... time...
- Oh, of course. I'm going down to check those security officers, OK?
- Thank you... I may...
- Don't overthink it, sweetie. Really.
Yiole left Indah's appartment and went downstairs. The bar was slowly returning to normality, but Yiole wasn't following her own advice and was totally immersed in thoughts about the troubles that her firend was facing. She was so oblivious that it took a while until she identified the familiar face in the crowd, closing her and raising her in his arms like if she was weightless.
- Random! -shouted Yiole in joy, dropping her face against hims and kissing him feverishly...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1147
|
Posted - 2013.05.29 21:29:00 -
[1729] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:I think I took a better portrait this time. What does everyone think of it?
fabulous |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12869
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 00:21:00 -
[1730] - Quote
Loco Kamikaze wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:I think I took a better portrait this time. What does everyone think of it? fabulous
Thank you, I worked very hard on it. I can't wait until Seven and Nine see it. |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1151
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 03:52:00 -
[1731] - Quote
oooo i have a feeling they like it.
I found this and this printed as posters in 7's bedroom. I assume they're going up as soon as she returns. the only suface area left to put them is the floor or the ceiling--I have a feeling it's not the floor.
(download to view full res) |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
13436
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 04:18:00 -
[1732] - Quote
"Hey there Loco, hows it going? Had Breakfast yet? going for the special today if you want to join me?"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1155
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 04:32:00 -
[1733] - Quote
yeah, that sounds good. I'm doing great--relaxed almost to the point of falling asleep. I'm not particularly hungry, but I'll pick at something with ya.
how are you |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
13443
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 05:02:00 -
[1734] - Quote
" Ah doing well, don't do as much work in the field these days" *casually moves a hand to the half dozen datapads on a stand at the end of the table*
"Through these everything works with business associates, I think you've already met Finloth? Actually I've been meaning to ask.... Are you a friend of the Rains or..."
*eyes the collar*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12936
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 05:03:00 -
[1735] - Quote
I feel all woozy if thats even a word, can't even see straight. I think it was from too much jump drive usage moving ships today. |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
13443
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 05:05:00 -
[1736] - Quote
"Yea, felt like I took a detour through Tartarus last time I was on a Titan. Might have been because there was nearly a thousand of us moving at once, wibbly wobbly space timey wimey stuff, bit beyond my understanding"
Breakfast? *clears a bit more space and calls over for more bacon and pancakes*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12937
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 05:18:00 -
[1737] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:wibbly wobbly space timey wimey stuff
So you watch Admiral Who, The last of the Time Masters and his little red box thats bigger on the inside? |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
13444
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 05:21:00 -
[1738] - Quote
Hey, its a classic piece of Ammarian television. Tea?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12937
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 05:40:00 -
[1739] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Hey, its a classic piece of Ammarian television. Tea?
Of course it is, I love to watch it. |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1159
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 06:14:00 -
[1740] - Quote
the rains bought me in the slave bazaar some months back. it was 7. I've known them for quite a while longer than that. soon after I graduated from Pator Tech School, I met... well, I call her Rain, too. I guess you could call her the original Rain. I see her about every day.
the rains you know inherited those memories of me. I'm still not as comfortable around them as they are with me.
It's quite the experience to see the rains acting out their lives--each with some part of the ... original. I don't think of them as copies; they're amazing in their own right--and much more focused.
7 just sent me a message to say she's ok. I should show this to the girls--
Kirjava, Commissar Kate, thank you for your hospitality. If I may take my leave |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
13461
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 06:39:00 -
[1741] - Quote
*Waves a goodbye*
"If you ever need to break away from... such an arrangement, call me ok?".
*Unconsciously scratches his upper left arm, where a tattoo used to be on his original body*
*Mutters* "Till all are free...." *finishes his drink, looking down into the delicate china with a melancholic expression*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1159
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 06:44:00 -
[1742] - Quote
I thank you for the offer.
*bows deeply. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13065
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 13:24:00 -
[1743] - Quote
*Wipes sleep from her eyes*
I think the sleep helped, I'm no longer woozy and can see straight now.
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
13987
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 14:06:00 -
[1744] - Quote
*Offers Kate a napkin to clean her face off*
"Not good to fall asleep at the table...*laughs*"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13074
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 14:09:00 -
[1745] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:*Offers Kate a napkin to clean her face off*
"Not good to fall asleep at the table...*laughs*"
*shrugs her shoulders*
"Well its not the first time, thats for sure." |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
13987
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 14:11:00 -
[1746] - Quote
"Aye, I've been there. Did you do something with your hair, or did the Rains do that to you when you were asleep?"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13075
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 14:16:00 -
[1747] - Quote
"I have not touched my hair, maybe its the daytime lighting?" |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13078
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 14:28:00 -
[1748] - Quote
*Pulls out her datapad, opens up the market and starts looking at "Rhea" class Jump freighters.*
"I wish these things were not so expensive, I would love to have one." |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
13987
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 14:36:00 -
[1749] - Quote
"Wish I'd had one back in the days of my POS network, I'm just glad a Moros Class Dreadnought made a handy trade vessel at the time, gut out the armour and use cans, wasn't anywhere near as good as when Carriers came on the market, but it did the job it could. Are you based out of Nullsec these days?"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13087
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 14:45:00 -
[1750] - Quote
"Ah yes, the gutted cargo hauling dreadnoughts. I remember when I used to put Industrial ships full of goods into my carriers ship maintenance bay, it was a very efficient way to move stuff. But that stopped once Concord put regulations in place to forbid that.
And yes I'm currently based out of nullsec." |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1316
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 15:48:00 -
[1751] - Quote
OOOoOoOO NULLSEX! scary!
*tickles Commissar Kate
she's put a song on the jukebox
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14033
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 15:57:00 -
[1752] - Quote
"Heya Seven, how was your business trip?"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6639
Team Evil
598
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 16:06:00 -
[1753] - Quote
9 runs through the bar and practically spear tackles 7 and covers her in kisses like Pepe LePew. she would hog 7's attention, but Commissar Kate is here, so 9 puts on some more http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdwuxoSHsSo and quietly hangs on 7's arm.
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13187
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 16:10:00 -
[1754] - Quote
*Grabs 7 and 9 and gives them both a kiss on the cheek.* |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1318
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 16:12:00 -
[1755] - Quote
smells Commissar Kate's hair.
Kirjava wrote:"Heya Seven, how was your business trip?"
relaxing! spent some time remembering the things that went through my frozen corpse's head, back when I possessed it.
It feels like accomplishment, you know?
my first corpse, and the body of the pilot who killed me. my old corpmates caught his taranis with a vexor at the gate, and his pod with a bubble. they made quite an impression on me.
who gets to have that? I can't think of anyone. oh, and Veinnail--that's a great leader. and his voice!. I still don't feel like the rains are ready to bug those guys again. but we will, eventually.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13188
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 16:18:00 -
[1756] - Quote
My first corpse was ravaged by vicious Minmatar heathens. I hate to think what they did with it.
*snuggles and puts her head on 7's shoulder.* |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14085
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 16:31:00 -
[1757] - Quote
"I used to get my number tattooed into me, used to have quite a few of those, I lost track of it after time. After I learned that we naturally replace our bodies every 7 years or so, it kind of settled with me that one way or another I was a set of memories that for an instant was "me". I just sometimes swapped bodies a bit faster than mortals is all"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1320
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 16:58:00 -
[1758] - Quote
*whispers in Commissar Kate's ear:
"you're the shiniest shiny in the Universe"
Kirjava wrote:"I used to get my number tattooed into me, used to have quite a few of those, I lost track of it after time. After I learned that we naturally replace our bodies every 7 years or so, it kind of settled with me that one way or another I was a set of memories that for an instant was "me". I just sometimes swapped bodies a bit faster than mortals is all"
"but what about the tattoo ink, if it's true we replace our bodies every 7 years"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13248
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 17:03:00 -
[1759] - Quote
*whispers back at 7*
"you're one of the few people who have ever understood me and one of the cutest I have ever met " |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1320
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 17:05:00 -
[1760] - Quote
*cups Commissar Kate's ear:
"9 and I have something we want to show you this weekend"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13261
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 17:12:00 -
[1761] - Quote
*Kates head perks up with eyes wide open and excitedly says*
"I can't wait to see what it is. Good thing I have Jump Clones at the ready to visit you girls."
|
Rain6637
Team Evil
1322
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 17:43:00 -
[1762] - Quote
"I think you'll like it."
*hugs*
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Rain6639
Team Evil
603
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 18:00:00 -
[1763] - Quote
"music?"
*9 is just happy to have 7 back.
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1324
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 18:03:00 -
[1764] - Quote
*smiles at 9
"you never go full Barbie"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ || Vincent Athena-á||-áflycatcher waaaaat |
Rain6639
Team Evil
603
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 18:04:00 -
[1765] - Quote
*9 pours champagne and hands out glasses
"too late!
here's to going full Barbie."
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13313
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 18:16:00 -
[1766] - Quote
*is confused at what 7 and 9 are talking about*
"And I'm happy to have you back too 7." |
Rain6639
Team Evil
606
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 18:34:00 -
[1767] - Quote
*9 waves her glass expressively, and champagne is swashing around in it. the image of the champagne glass reinforces her point:
"Barbie dress-up. capsuleers call people names who value being pretty and wearing nice things. patently hater, since they're as free to be pretty as anyone else, and it doesn't stop us from doing everything ...average capsuleers do. "
*7 quietly watches Commissar Kate and remembers when her crush was a secret.
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13319
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 18:42:00 -
[1768] - Quote
*Kate watches the champagne swirl in the glass, her mouth salivating at the sight and smell of the champaign and also at the fact that 7 and 9 are standing in front of her.*
" I hate it when people make fun of us. Most capsuleers want to look like badasses but I really don't care much for that. I know I'm a naughty girl but that does not mean I have to dress like one." |
Rain6639
Team Evil
607
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 18:48:00 -
[1769] - Quote
*9 has a bit of champagne left on her lips
"oh I know. I feel sorry for people who don't choose to make their life more exciting. who wants to lead a boring life? boring people, that's who."
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13325
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 19:02:00 -
[1770] - Quote
*Kate licks the champagne off of 9's lips which is followed by a kiss*
"I hope that was not boring." |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1327
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 19:09:00 -
[1771] - Quote
"UHH we have some things to take care of in our CQ before this evening, feed the fish and what not. we'll be busy until this evening, but would you like to come with for a bit, Commissar Kate?"
*without waiting for an answer from either of them, 7 pulls Commissar Kate and 9 away to her CQ
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Rain6639
Team Evil
609
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 19:14:00 -
[1772] - Quote
*9 cues up a song in 7's CQ for privacy and the bass travels through the door, into the halls:
Peruz, Mat's Mattara - Mono
EDM? you mean EFM-á| Rain6639 > hey. how bat is the phone right now |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13327
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 19:20:00 -
[1773] - Quote
*has no choice but to follow 7 to her CQ. And smiling as always on the way there.* |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1338
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 03:09:00 -
[1774] - Quote
This is such a beautiful page, Commissar Kate. full of you and us. I think we should try to fill it completely.
just curious, has Indah messaged you about leaving room for others [in a thread with an unlimited page count]?
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Rain6636
Team Evil
454
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 04:35:00 -
[1775] - Quote
*6 is sitting by her lonesome, looking around from time to time, as if waiting for someone to show up
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14267
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 04:41:00 -
[1776] - Quote
*Comes in, cracking his neck after waking up. In his now routine manner he moves to order and finds the Barmaids have started to preempt him*
"Morning 6, hows it going?"
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6636
Team Evil
455
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 05:30:00 -
[1777] - Quote
o hey Kirjava i'm good. you?
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14279
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 05:33:00 -
[1778] - Quote
Ah so so, ended up getting involved with some Guristas last night and lost a bit of sleep as it took a bit longer than usual to clear them out. Don't know why the poor bastards keep trying to be honest....
Huh, is that a new uniform?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6636
Team Evil
456
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 06:06:00 -
[1779] - Quote
oh, yeah, one of the things 8 bought for us.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14296
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 06:12:00 -
[1780] - Quote
Looks good on you, goes well with the cargo trousers. Are you waiting for anything in particular or do do you want a game of snooker or something?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
217
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 06:45:00 -
[1781] - Quote
*enters the bar from the backrooms and joins Six and Kir along with a can of coffee and three mugs*
cofffrrr??
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14307
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 06:48:00 -
[1782] - Quote
"Morning Chloe, mindreader, thanks. Haven;t seen you in a while, hows it been going?"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
218
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 07:17:00 -
[1783] - Quote
*sips coffee "oh, not bad, thank you" sips coffee "I'm just a little worried of Zoe. She left yesterday to search for that feisty redhead" sips coffee and lowers voice "I think there's something going between both..." sips coffee "It's dangerous out there these days and someone already tried to murder that feisty girl, so I send Zoe our security chief" sips coffee "and no word from her too since then, now I'm on the verge of freaking out totally" sips coffee and makes a relaxed and selfsatisfied sigh*
And how are you? ^-^
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14323
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 07:22:00 -
[1784] - Quote
*Pats Choe on the back*
"Hey, we're virtually immortal, it takes more than being killed to destroy us. She's probably working on the task at hand or... well indisposed with the feisty redhead. If it does seem you need backup, drop me a line ok?"
*Glances out at the "mining ship" parked in the docks*
"I'm doing alright, a bit bored these days, not much that desperately needs my dedicated attention, every part of the operations gotten to the point where its self sustaining really. A few missions taken up just because of boredom, I think the agent was a little surprised to see a Golem pulling up to them to ask about their Level 2 missions, but a rookie needed assistance and *shrugs* you know".
"How about you?"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
219
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 07:34:00 -
[1785] - Quote
*looks over to the providence in one of the mining docks and the flattened docking office somewhere below*
Oh...most of the time doing repetitive stuff...you know...shooting the amarr...waiting until they come back...shooting them again and so on..
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14332
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 07:39:00 -
[1786] - Quote
*Sips the coffee*
"Spot annoying, you get to the top of your profession then somehow the gleam comes off of it. Thinking about getting involved in the more exciting things again. I hear that the Gallente are getting ready for something along the Caldari border. Interesting times indeed. Though I do have to ask, what the hell were you and Alice doing to me the other day? The therapy costs will be humongous!"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
219
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 07:49:00 -
[1787] - Quote
*on those words, suddenly coffeine matter leaves Chloe's nasal passage in a spraying kind...again*
chrrroofff...gnaaahaha...I didn't heard you complaining...well...not unter Alice's pair of back breaking arguments..
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14334
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 07:56:00 -
[1788] - Quote
"Hmm a fair point, ah so close and yet so far" *Looks outside with a somewhat perverted smirk*
"That said, it was only for want of air I was complaining when it was you and your sister suffocating me."
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
221
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:09:00 -
[1789] - Quote
Hehe ^-^ Alice dumped ypur head into Zoe as far as I can remember...I was only licking her...
Oh and by the way...she's not my sister...yes I know this sounds a lil weird...there are some strange and unusual relation things going on in Kaltana Industries that are not sooooo easy to explain *smiles shelmish*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14337
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:11:00 -
[1790] - Quote
"And there goes my dreams, oh well. Though I must admit the licking was pretty hot to watch."
"Some kind of cloning accident?.... no wait you don't need to answer that."
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59258
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Posted - 2013.05.31 08:21:00 -
[1791] - Quote
*Skips into the bar*
*Steals Kirjava's coffee*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14371
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:23:00 -
[1792] - Quote
*Lunges to get it back*
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
221
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:25:00 -
[1793] - Quote
*grins a wide smirk and opens the Kaltana family tree on her datapad*
ok...here you go, there are basically three...uhm no, four sub-families inside our corp. Let's start with Zoe's sisters Anne and Mya. Anne is married to Kheily which is the daughter of Anna Reynolds, which is the mother of Cassadine Reynolds which lives in an open relationship with Sheryl Reynolds...the both were once married but now live happy in divorce...Sheryl on her hand is the sister of Kassarine Reynolds. Susan and Amber both are distant relatives in tha Kaltana Clan and oh, there is my sister Sharon...cute Intaki ^-^
*Chloe continues to explain and tell stories for a couple of hours until she notices some blood matter exiting Kir's acoustic and nasal passages*
Oh, and one last thing, Zoe and I are NOT married...we only decided to share names because of...well Power of 2 and stuff.
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59258
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:25:00 -
[1794] - Quote
*Dodges*
*Without Spilling a Drop*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14384
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:30:00 -
[1795] - Quote
"Well thats good to hear Chloe. And its good to have such a big family to rely on ^^"
*Tackles Alice pinning her down on the couch on top of Chloe*
"Surrender the caffeinated beverage "
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
223
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:33:00 -
[1796] - Quote
whoooo....uhm....purr?
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59261
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:34:00 -
[1797] - Quote
*Gasps*
Oh Hi Chloe, Fancy meeting you here
*Ignores Kirjava holding her down and Chats to Chloe, Takes a sip of Kirajava's Coffee*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14421
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:37:00 -
[1798] - Quote
*Scrambles, desperately trying to get the delectably brewed coffee back*
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59274
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:38:00 -
[1799] - Quote
Ahhhh
*Notices Kirjava really trying now*
*Drains Mug*
*Hands Kirjava Empty Mug*
Thank you
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
224
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:40:00 -
[1800] - Quote
Hey there Alice, be careful with all this hawt coffee directly over my cleavage ^-^
edit:
forget it ;)
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14421
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:42:00 -
[1801] - Quote
*Feels like weeping, and forces Alice down into Marshmallow Hell in divine vengeance*
FOR COFFEE
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59274
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:43:00 -
[1802] - Quote
*Muffled Shouts*
Hell? If you Say so!?
*Giggling Uncontrollably*
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
224
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:44:00 -
[1803] - Quote
*giggles and purrs*
please no talkiiiiihihihihihi ^-^
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14439
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:48:00 -
[1804] - Quote
Bwahahah, see how you like it Platinum devil
*Leans down hard, rubbing her face in them*
*Glances up at Chloe*
"Hope your enjoying this as much as I am my dear, it was delectable coffee"
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
225
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:53:00 -
[1805] - Quote
It's *giggles madly* ...delectable...
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59278
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:54:00 -
[1806] - Quote
*Gasping*
Air *Cough* AIR!!!
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14484
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:57:00 -
[1807] - Quote
*Pulls up Alice*
"Now say sorry "
*Sits back down on his seat, ordering another Coffee, wondering why he didn't do that in the first place"
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59295
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:58:00 -
[1808] - Quote
*Laughs*
No.
*Orders Another one also*
*Sits up next to Chloe*
Sorry Hunnie
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
228
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 08:58:00 -
[1809] - Quote
awww....pooor Platine...
*applies mouth to mouth ventilation*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14484
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:00:00 -
[1810] - Quote
*Snaps a picture on his phone*
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59295
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:01:00 -
[1811] - Quote
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
228
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:05:00 -
[1812] - Quote
uhm...uhhh...
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14484
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:05:00 -
[1813] - Quote
Bwahahhahah
Methinks Chloe has been rumbled
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59305
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:06:00 -
[1814] - Quote
So Erm... Yes.... Hi.... yeah....
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14501
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:09:00 -
[1815] - Quote
Aww, you two are so cute when you're flustered ^_^
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59305
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:12:00 -
[1816] - Quote
Aww, Kirjava is cute with my foot in his arse
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14501
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:13:00 -
[1817] - Quote
Well whatever floats your boat I suppose, but that's not my cup of tea I'm afraid, Chloe?
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59305
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:13:00 -
[1818] - Quote
*Pulls out a data pad*
*Starts Redesigning her Clone*
^_^ My Next Body gonna be Awesome!
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14515
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:17:00 -
[1819] - Quote
*Spins Alice around*
"Not much wrong with this one to be honest, why did you get rid oh your red hair though
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59328
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:18:00 -
[1820] - Quote
I get bored easy.... Shake things up... *Psssstt* New Colour Incoming ^_^
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14514
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:20:00 -
[1821] - Quote
"w00t!"
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59326
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:23:00 -
[1822] - Quote
w00t?
What you happy about?
*Sips her New mug*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14514
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:24:00 -
[1823] - Quote
Playing Alice hair Bingo, only a few more to go
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59350
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:26:00 -
[1824] - Quote
Kirjava, I'm bored.
Entertain me
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14536
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:28:00 -
[1825] - Quote
"Ordinarily when a girl asks me that I'd be up for it, but I'm all full of "meh" right now."
"A game of Snooker perhaps? Or perhaps go do some prank in the other room?".
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
231
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:32:00 -
[1826] - Quote
*regains consciousness after getting pvp'd raptor style*
you're getting bored very quick
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14536
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:36:00 -
[1827] - Quote
"Me? Bored? With two lovely ladies and an entire Gallentenet to keep me entertained? Never!"
"So Chloe, how'd you get egged this time?"
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
233
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:43:00 -
[1828] - Quote
mmhmm, I think I'll leave that decicion to you both
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59368
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:47:00 -
[1829] - Quote
Hmmm I need to go Kill Myself, My New Body is Almost ready ^_^
I love being a Demi-God.
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
234
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:49:00 -
[1830] - Quote
*hands ceremonial shiv*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14551
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:50:00 -
[1831] - Quote
Everyone needs a hobby Alice, giving philosophers migraines is yours ^_^
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59368
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:52:00 -
[1832] - Quote
*Stabs Kirjava*
MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
I guess We'll see him soon, in anew body
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
14551
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 09:53:00 -
[1833] - Quote
Teammates in Combat, respawning in 3...2...1....
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
263
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 10:00:00 -
[1834] - Quote
what the...wait...Alice, did you?...yes... -.-
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15644
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 10:09:00 -
[1835] - Quote
*Blows off Alice's head with an Anti Material rifle, the window cracks slightly as her head splatters like a ripe tomato against it*
*Casually whistles as he walks through the bar, customers staring in mute horror as he sits down beside Chloe. Reaching over her to Alice he takes the warm cup of coffee out of her frozen with riggamortis hands and takes a sip"
"Ahh, I ******* love being a god someday's. Now where were we?"
*Puts his boots up on the table and lights a Cigar from the glowing red butt of the rifle*
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59905
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 10:21:00 -
[1836] - Quote
I'm Back ^_^
Well Whatcha think?
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15644
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 10:23:00 -
[1837] - Quote
*Wolf Whistles, urging the help to speed up in their disposal of the corpses littering the floor. For some reason the Quafe Corporation is sponsoring them*
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
263
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 10:33:00 -
[1838] - Quote
*wipes some Alice tomato out of her face*
excuse me please, ladys room!
Alice, your new one has much more expression in 'te face than your old one, btw
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Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
474
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 10:36:00 -
[1839] - Quote
*walks into the bar and sits next to Alice for double evil sebistor vision*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15644
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 10:37:00 -
[1840] - Quote
*Watches Chloe move off, and promptly stealing her legroom*
"Maybe Loco's onto something with this donkey thigh thing..."
*Puffs*
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
263
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 10:41:00 -
[1841] - Quote
*after cleaning herself from Alice-remains, she reenters the bar and humps on Kir's leg while placing new Alice on her's*
Did you just say something?
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 10:48:00 -
[1842] - Quote
Chloe Kaltana wrote: humps on Kir's leg Did you just say something?
Oh nothing too much, just reflecting on how much I love life.
And tight leather.
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59907
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 10:49:00 -
[1843] - Quote
Cassadine Reynolds wrote:*walks into the bar and sits next to Alice for double evil sebistor vision*
GÖÑ
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2267
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 13:00:00 -
[1844] - Quote
Picks a song and it plays on the jukebox.
Trust me, this song could be an anthem to this place.
Edit: Oh, f* it, here's the translated lyrics :
Love
The night has been long and full of emotion
But sun rises and we two want to be together.
Bars, which places
So pleasant to talk
There's nothing like the warmth of love in a bar.
Love
I couldn't find the right time
As the cold of night didn't pleased me.
Boy, serve a piece
Of bayonesa and a coffee
As the lady is on monsieur.
And two larks observe us with no interest
The waiter is reading avidly his paper.
Bars, which places
So pleasant to talk
There's nothing like the warmth of love in a bar
Love
Although by this time I'm not very sound
At last came the time to say: I love you.
Kid, another bun
Shall i not have to stand up
There's nothing like the warmth of love in a bar.
Master, do not complain
And serve another drink
There's nothing like the warmth of love in a bar.
The warmth of love in a bar
The warmth of love in a bar
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14384
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 13:23:00 -
[1845] - Quote
Have to confess, sounds better lyrically than "Love in an Elevator"
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 13:46:00 -
[1846] - Quote
*Waves hello to Random as he comes in. The last of the mess is being cleared up, and something called a "Damien Hirst" is now in the lobby, apparently of a devilishly handsome man with a Rifle being stabbed by a second body, while simultaneously having a the but of the rifle where the latters head would ordinarily reside. The bodies appear to have been preserved somehow, as their is a wax like texture to the skin of the bodies*
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13874
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 13:48:00 -
[1847] - Quote
*walks into the bar dazed and confused, constantly feeling her hair*
"Waa-What, happened to my hair? Does anybody know? I went to sleep last night and woke up to find my hair like this."
*with a terrified look on her face*
"I don't look bad do I ? I've never had my haircut like this before."
"I wonder what 7 and 9 are going to think of me. I hope they still love me"
*scurries over to the bartender and order a cup of tea* |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20912
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 13:56:00 -
[1848] - Quote
*Walks into the bar and notices Kate's new look*
"Hello there Rain6634, or is it 3 ... or 2.... or 1 for that matter?"
*Miz then smiles as Kate looks surpriced. She then looks at the Kaltana table and thinks that the new girl there is a new Kaltana, but as she nears the table she realizes that it is Alice who once again changed her hair.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 13:57:00 -
[1849] - Quote
*Waves to the new comes, and blows a kiss over to 8 who seems to be in a bit of a panic over something or other*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13874
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 13:58:00 -
[1850] - Quote
*Yells at Mizhir*
"I DON'T LOOK BAD DO I?" |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20912
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 14:02:00 -
[1851] - Quote
*Is surpriced that Kate yells across the bar and replies even louder.
"WHO SAID THE RAINS LOOK BAD? BUT BECAREFUL THAT YOU DONT JUST BECOME A CLONE OF THEM"
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 14:08:00 -
[1852] - Quote
*Glances between the two women shouting across the room, considering shifting Chlo+¬ off of his lap before 8 notices*
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE. ALL YELLING ABOUT! "
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
263
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 14:15:00 -
[1853] - Quote
*hops off Kir's lap before 5 can tell 8. But not before she lifts Alice onto Cass' lap*
...This is Avi-Tetris
...Hey 5!
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Sheryl Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
39
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 14:21:00 -
[1854] - Quote
*enters the bar and approaches Chloe without wasting a second*
"Hey C., I found Zoe and that feisty girl ...uhm...Laude?...somewhere on the other side of the station. They are fine and will return later."
*hops on Cass' free leg without any further word*
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 14:27:00 -
[1855] - Quote
*Whispers "call me" to Chloe*
"Hey stranger, hows it going, can I get you a beer or something?"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13874
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 14:31:00 -
[1856] - Quote
*looks at Kirjava*
"You don't think i'm ugly now do you?"
"Am I a Rain clone now?"
*sputters some more words that noone understands* |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 14:35:00 -
[1857] - Quote
"Were I to use words to describe how you looked right now, 6 and 8 would be blushing in a corner, 9 would be hitting me with a mallet and 7 taking notes for later. You look fabulous darlin' and that's where I'm going to stop before I get in trouble"
*Brushes a few strands of the long hair out the way so he can see Kates eyes better, gives a wink and goes to get a round of drinks*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59907
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 14:38:00 -
[1858] - Quote
*Falls asleep*
|
Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
474
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 14:45:00 -
[1859] - Quote
*catches with arm before sleepy falls off her leg, drags closer and snuggles*
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13874
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 14:49:00 -
[1860] - Quote
*Smiles*
Awww, how cute. |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 14:49:00 -
[1861] - Quote
*Returns with 8 Pints of Beer and a tray of fries and onion rings, and a permanent market. Moving silently with a wink to Cassadine, he leans to the sleeping Alice and sneakily draws a catface onto her*
[[Very crude, I'm not Loco ]]
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13874
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 14:56:00 -
[1862] - Quote
*Grabs a pint of beer and a takes a big swig of it. Takes a handfull of onion rings and shoves them in her mouth and starts chewing. With her mouth full of onion rings she says.*
"My favorite" |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59907
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 15:03:00 -
[1863] - Quote
*Snores*
|
Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
474
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 15:04:00 -
[1864] - Quote
*whispers*
awww, what a cuty kitty
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59907
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 15:06:00 -
[1865] - Quote
*Drools*
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 15:07:00 -
[1866] - Quote
*Gestures for everyone to drink*
*Raises his glass*
"To freedom of summer, and the undiscovered country, from whose bourn no traveller returns but we the immortal wanderers of the heavens!"
*Drinks deeply after knocking glasses with everyone else*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59907
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 15:10:00 -
[1867] - Quote
*Jumps awake to the Glasses Clinging*
AHHHH! GUNSHOTS WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!!
|
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 15:13:00 -
[1868] - Quote
*Laughs hard as Alice goes PTSD on us*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13874
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 15:31:00 -
[1869] - Quote
*punches Kirjava hard for making fun of Alice*
"Thats not nice you know." |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 15:33:00 -
[1870] - Quote
"Ah... you missed our little disagreement earlier... It's fine, I'm not going to do anything to her if she doesn't kill me first ^_^ "
*Pokes Alice, wafting the fried food under her nose*
"You alright there Ginger?"
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
474
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 15:34:00 -
[1871] - Quote
Aww...kitty drooled in my cleavy...
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 15:56:00 -
[1872] - Quote
Cassadine Reynolds wrote:Aww...kitty drooled in my cleavy...
I guess she's hungry then
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14384
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 16:25:00 -
[1873] - Quote
Random stopped to catch his breath. The intensity of YioleGÇÖs passionate welcome left him gasping. He looked into her smoldering eyes and could tell that the feelings were reciprocated. He looked around slightly abashed but the capsuleers that had noticed the pairGÇÖs steamy meeting, had the sense to smile slyly in their drinks. Yiole backed up a step and began straightening her touselled outfit while steadying her racing heartbeat and rapid breath. He could still smell her on his clothes, his skin and he smiled, inhaling deeply. His lips still tingled from the intensity of the meeting.
She cleared her throat, as much to compose herself as to control the arousal from her speech. GÇ£You came back just in time.GÇ¥ She said, GÇ£Please do not be away this long again.GÇ¥ Her professional demeanor returned, although the hint of heat behind her eyes was unmistakable.
GÇ£IGÇÖm sorry.GÇ¥ Random countered, a slight blush creeping across his face. GÇ£I should have known better than to leave a lady in distress.GÇ¥
YioleGÇÖs brows knit on her forehead and her glance turned slightly icy. GÇÿDistressGÇÖ was hardly something she experienced. She straightened up and looked in his face, prepared to deliver a frosty retort but the impish grin that Random returned to her made her pause, and then smile. It was only a slight tease. She would make him pay for that insolence. Later. In private.
GÇ£What have I missed?GÇ¥ Random asked, looking around the capsuleer bar. GÇ£Seems that things are about how I left them.GÇ¥ When he met YioleGÇÖs gaze though, he realized that he was incorrect. His face turned serious. GÇ£What has happened?GÇ¥ he asked.
Yiole patiently told Random about all the things that have occurred since his departure to war. He grew concerned when she touched upon IndahGÇÖs bad news and grave when he heard about the fight where Laudenum was badly injured. He quietly took it all in.
GÇ£Yiole, there is a camp on the gate leaving system. I donGÇÖt think they were capsuleer ships. They just didnGÇÖt move with the certainly of being pod controlled. Let Indah know that if she needs, I have one of my quickest ships in dock right now. Captain Springer is skilled and devious, heGÇÖll get Indah through. ItGÇÖs a damn sight better than taking a shuttle.GÇ¥ Random said, looking into her eyes. GÇ£ I really need to go see Laud.GÇ¥ He said, stepping towards her and bending down to put his face next to hers. GÇ£If you can give me an hour or two, I promise IGÇÖll come right back.GÇ¥ He withdrew only enough to put his forehead to hers. GÇ£Can you find someone to cover your responsibilities in that time?GÇ¥
She smiled and said GÇ£Even if I have to grab that idiot bouncer.GÇ¥
He kissed her slowly, and with heat. GÇ£IGÇÖll be right back.GÇ¥
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14384
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 16:25:00 -
[1874] - Quote
Random headed out of the bar past the area where Laud was injured and went to the hospital. He was directed to LaudenumGÇÖs room and when he walked in, found her talking to one of the KaltanaGÇÖs. They both glanced up at his arrival and he stepped in with a broad smile on his face. GÇ£Zoe, right?GÇ¥
The tall dark haired woman nodded and put away her datapad. She turned to Laud and said GÇ£keep your eyes open. If you need some back up, GÇ£ she said with a wink, GÇ£give me a call.GÇ¥
Likewise.GÇ¥ Laudenum responded. At that, Zoe Kaltana turned to leave.
Random turned to Zoe and said GÇ£I think one of yourGǪ.GÇ¥ He hesitated, not exactly knowing or understanding the relationships of the KaltanaGÇÖs GÇ£sisters is looking for you.GÇ¥ His face expressed his confusion which drew a chuckle from Zoe.
GÇ£Close enough.GÇ¥ She said, still laughing quietly. GÇ£IGÇÖll let them know IGÇÖm on my way.GÇ¥
Random turned to Laud as Zoe exited the room. GÇ£Now sis, what has gotten your panties in a knot to the point you had to drain my expense account?GÇ¥
**************************************************************************
Roughly two hours later, Random returned to the bar and immediately sought out Yiole. She was sitting at the bar with someone already covering her position. She glanced up and smiled coyly as he walked in. With a flourish, Random produced a small bouquet of flowers, a gallentean breed that eminated a strong but pleasing scent. She took the bouquet and inhaled deeply.
GÇ£You know,GÇ¥ Random began, GÇ£IGÇÖve never asked you if you even like flowers.GÇ¥
She smiled and said GÇ£Lets discuss that later.GÇ¥ She slowly stood from the seat, uncoiling gracefully and stepping in front of Random. She walked slowly, deliberately crossing her legs allowing her hips to move in a way that Random found hypnotic. She stopped and glanced over her shoulder at the enraptured man GÇ£Care to join me?GÇ¥
RandomGÇÖs smile lit up the room.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 02:35:00 -
[1875] - Quote
*Strolls into the bar from the docking bays, having woken up for his morning ritual of breakfast at the bar. Sniffing the air he can catch the scene of Gellentian Toast and Ammarian bacon covered with Achuran tree syrup.*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6636
Team Evil
472
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 02:46:00 -
[1876] - Quote
*6 follows closely behind, and asks Kirjava
"have you seen Commissar Kate?"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 02:50:00 -
[1877] - Quote
"Hmm, not since yesterday 6, it's a spot hard to discern now that she's taken to your dress, haircut and mannerisms... Why do you ask, how's it going?"
*Returns to pigging out on the delicious food*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6636
Team Evil
472
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 02:55:00 -
[1878] - Quote
*nervously crosses her legs, leans forward and puts her hands around her knees
"oh, it's just... nothing... just looking for her."
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 02:58:00 -
[1879] - Quote
*Drops a plate from the serving trays in front of 6, putting a bottle of syrup prominently beside the food*
"I find eating helps with the nerves".
*Blank gaze*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6636
Team Evil
472
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 05:15:00 -
[1880] - Quote
*picks up some finger food and begins nibbling. the movement of her nose resembles a bunny rabbit's.
"thanks!"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 05:29:00 -
[1881] - Quote
*Eats his food, occasionaly looking up and chuckling at how adorable 6 looks eating like that*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Kainos Kerensky
Shadows Of The Requiem
The Predictables
394
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 05:36:00 -
[1882] - Quote
*enters the bar in his black tux with fly fronted french cuffed shirt and a bow tie, a mistress "SOTR girl" on each arm in stilettos, mini skirts and gogo tops of black leather and proceeds to stroll up to the bar*
Kainos Kerensky
"Oh, you think null sec is your ally?-á But you merely adopted adopted nullsec; I was born in it, molded by it.-á I didn't see the light of high sec until I-áwas already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!" |
Rain6636
Team Evil
472
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 05:37:00 -
[1883] - Quote
*6 puts on a song, returns to the couch and seat dances like a total white girl. she doesn't know the dance, and pantomimes revving a motorcycle.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Kainos Kerensky
Shadows Of The Requiem
The Predictables
394
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 05:42:00 -
[1884] - Quote
*motions subtly to the bar tender and proceeds to order a martini, dry, shaken, not stirred, and two vodka and cranberries for his lady friends before going to a comfortable lounge seat and kicking his feet up.*
Kainos Kerensky
"Oh, you think null sec is your ally?-á But you merely adopted adopted nullsec; I was born in it, molded by it.-á I didn't see the light of high sec until I-áwas already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!" |
Rain6636
Team Evil
472
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 05:49:00 -
[1885] - Quote
*turns to Kirjava and speaks so Kainos-a-gogo can't hear:
"oh.my.god.Kirjava, look at her butt, it is -so- big. she looks like... one of those brutor guys' girlfriends. but you know, who understands those brutor guys. they only talk to her because she looks like a prostitute."
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 06:04:00 -
[1886] - Quote
*Dances like a white dude with 6*
"Chloe, she's cool if you chat with her. Issues with your boyfriend eh 6?"
*Next song comes up*
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6636
Team Evil
472
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 06:23:00 -
[1887] - Quote
"boyfriend? you must mean loco? wasn't my boyfriend, he was just a bed warmer."
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 06:25:00 -
[1888] - Quote
"You seem a bit jealous though, cute" ^_^
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6636
Team Evil
472
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 06:32:00 -
[1889] - Quote
"jealous? of who?"
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15656
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 06:42:00 -
[1890] - Quote
"The attention Loco's giving them, or maybe its just me"
*Spins 6 around*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13877
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 06:51:00 -
[1891] - Quote
"Mind if I join you two?" |
Kainos Kerensky
Shadows Of The Requiem
The Predictables
402
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 06:53:00 -
[1892] - Quote
*motions to a waitress and orders another drink while paying attention to some spat about boyfriends and bed warmers at the table nearby*
Kainos Kerensky
"Oh, you think null sec is your ally?-á But you merely adopted adopted nullsec; I was born in it, molded by it.-á I didn't see the light of high sec until I-áwas already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!" |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
15665
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 06:54:00 -
[1893] - Quote
*Pulls in Kate for a dance, and begins his magic with the two*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Kainos Kerensky
Shadows Of The Requiem
The Predictables
402
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 06:58:00 -
[1894] - Quote
*pulls out a small capsule from inside his jacket and dusts some white powder on his wrist, inhaling sharply."
Kainos Kerensky
"Oh, you think null sec is your ally?-á But you merely adopted adopted nullsec; I was born in it, molded by it.-á I didn't see the light of high sec until I-áwas already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!" |
Yiole Gionglao
222
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 07:25:00 -
[1895] - Quote
Yiole strolled down the corridor, smelling the flowers in an attempt to focus herself out of her galloping heart and the primal urge that burned her insides. Out of willforce, Yiole and Random managed to reach the appartment's door, and right after it clsoed behind them Yiole left the bouquet on a table and clashed her lips against Random's.
Yiole moved away to get enough room to remove her jacket and fling it to the sofa, then she loosed the top buttons of her shirt and removed it over her head. Random gasped at the sight of her cleavage and rushed to unstrap her brasier, and Yiole giggled as he missed to find the strap twice in a row before succeeding. The piece of lingerie was quickly dismissed and Random sunk her face into Yiole's neck and below as she struggled to pull off his t-shirt. As heir hips bumped together, Yiole smirked and muttered "brand new and unused", and then she kneeled before Random while she unstrapped his trousers.
That was something Random couldn't take for long and after some minutes he just moaned "to bed, NOW". Yiole quickly stood up and and walked to the bedroom, leaving Random lagging behind her as he had to deal with his own trousers and a certain physical condition. Nevertheless, Random reached Yiole by the bed and unstrapped her skirt with shaky hands. Yiole climbed on the bed, standing on all four, and whispered "shall I turn around?". Random shaked his head frantically and pulled down Yiole' panties. She held him with one hand and assisted so he just had to push, and as Random held a grab on her waist and started rocking, Yiole moaned softly and said:
- Welcome home, Mr. McNally...
**********************************
The smell of cooking food helped Random to stand up and leave the bed. Albeit the appartments had a small kitchenette, it was quite unusual that a capsuleer bothered to use it, unless there a some good reason. Random quickly determined that Yiole's good reason impleid wearign an apron and nothing else, something with which he was OK as he enjoyed the views from behind Yiole. His stomach, anyway, had his own opinion and focused on the food being cooked instead of the curvy creamy flesh on display.
- Is that for breakfast?
- Lunch, more properly. It's 14:00 already.
- Kind of a long night...
- Blame your shy friend and its custom to hide...
- I plead gulty on its behalf. It totally feels like hiding again right now.
- Maybe we can deal with that later, i'm hungry now.
Yiole's cooking skills weren't specially sophisticate but she was able to pull out a good result from the ingredients, specially with hunger as spice for the dish. Talking about Random's adventures in the recent war, they had their brunch and were eating some pieces of fruit when Yiole's pad buzzed. Yiole swept her hands on the napkin, cleaning them of orange juice, and walked to the sofa and the jacket on it. She grabbed the pad and a grim thoughtl crossed her mind as she noticed it was a message from Indahmawar.
Quote:Hi Yiole
We had the diagnosis for my mother. She's got RGD 503 and apparently it's in an active phase. She's starting palliative therapy tomorrow, but doctors want to discuss the long term options privately. I am moving out to home, as both my father and Ishtanchuk have insisted to not use remote transmission, not even scrambled comms.
Please, will you take care of the bar? You may ask La Pouce to assist, albeit i'm still not sure wether she stopped her tricks with the backrooms' management.
PS: I'll be departing later this afternoon, would like to meet you in person first but i understand that Random just is back.
Random noticed Yiole's emotions as she stiffed her back an shoulders.
- What's going on? Bad news?
- Yes. Indah's mother is ill and she haves a potentially mortal disease, so Indah is leaving for home later this afternoon. She asks me to take care of the bar.
- Well, that's very bad to hear... should i elave...?
- No. Still not... I think i'm gonan need a shoulder sooner than later. And we still got some hours before she leaves... we can go visit Laudenum and then meet Indah.
Then Yiole bit her lips as she looked for information on Gallentean RGD 503, and Random's shoulder quickly became of use as Yiole reached the fearsome lines:
...mortality is of 89,74% over 3 years, reaching to 99,32 % in 5 years. The longest survival term documented are 18 years. The highest mortality rate occurs during the first year, when more than 70% of patients will die from the compliciations caused both by extensive tumoral activity and palliative therapies. |
Rain6636
Team Evil
478
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 07:44:00 -
[1896] - Quote
*6 has something to mention to Commissar Kate but will leave it for later.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Kainos Kerensky
Shadows Of The Requiem
The Predictables
405
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 08:07:00 -
[1897] - Quote
Kainos awoke the next morning to the artificial sun rise on the holoscreen in his personal quarters. He realized he was aboard his own flagship, the Infallible Judgement, and was quickly aware that he was wearing only his dress socks and a bow tie. Unlike many, Kainos was not entirely confused, the night was a blur but it would surely come back to him. Rather, he knew that the ever loyal body guards who doubled as his escorts and mistresses, had no doubt taken good care of him. Upon looking down with some further investigation, if the red lipstick on his chest and thighs was any indication he had been taken well care of. Walking over to his personal bar, he tossed some ice into a glass and splashed some well aged scotch onto the rocks. He looked over at the holoscreen again; "Raven, sitrep."
The ship's onboard computer responded in it's feminine voice which aired on the side of authoritative; "Currently docked outside teh Greater Fool Bar, Reichsmarschall. We have been in port for just over 16 hours. The twins brougth you back last night and, as per protocol, fed you more vodka and proceeded to take advantage of you. You slept for just shy of seven hours. Ship status fully operational, crew status is optimal. Good morning sir."
"Thank you, good morning," Kainos said and turned to look out the portholes overlooking the void of empty space around them.
Kainos Kerensky
"Oh, you think null sec is your ally?-á But you merely adopted adopted nullsec; I was born in it, molded by it.-á I didn't see the light of high sec until I-áwas already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!" |
Rain6636
Team Evil
481
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 08:45:00 -
[1898] - Quote
*6 puts a song on the jukebox on her way out, without saying why or for who.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
59942
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 08:50:00 -
[1899] - Quote
*Alice Runs and Hugs 6 as she walks away from the Jukebox*
*Runs off After*
|
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
15735
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 09:14:00 -
[1900] - Quote
*Finished breakfast, sipping from an elegant pot of tea in the sun and directing probes and cataloguing their data on the datapad*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Kainos Kerensky
Shadows Of The Requiem
The Predictables
441
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 09:30:00 -
[1901] - Quote
*Finishes his morning swim and proceeds to the showers*
Kainos Kerensky
"Oh, you think null sec is your ally?-á But you merely adopted adopted nullsec; I was born in it, molded by it.-á I didn't see the light of high sec until I-áwas already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!" |
Rain6636
Team Evil
482
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 16:04:00 -
[1902] - Quote
*6 stops in, orders oatmeal with strawberries, and takes a seat with a view of the bar.
http://themittani.com/ | http://evenews24.com/ |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
15935
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 16:05:00 -
[1903] - Quote
*Nurses a Beer*
"Why.... why do the technicians here DO THAT"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
13961
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 16:38:00 -
[1904] - Quote
*walks over to Six and sits down next to her*
"So hows that oatmeal?" |
Rain6636
Team Evil
486
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 16:48:00 -
[1905] - Quote
*leaves her seat and grabs Commissar Kate to talk with her in private
"I have something I need to tell you, but you need to promise not to tell anyone"
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2012
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 18:44:00 -
[1906] - Quote
(And the next step...changing scenery ^.^)
Darker Days Are Yet To Come
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
GÇ£Commander on deck!GÇ¥
Zoe hasnGÇÖt heard those sharp spoken words for years. For a brief moment, she is reminded on her long time as XO on this ship. She wasnGÇÖt a capsuleer yet and served under the Rebublic Fleet for over twenty yearsGǪthen thingsGǪchanged.
Now she stands again on these floors, dressed only briefly in a grey full body clothing from the medical station and her own XO guided her into the center to the tactical overview and central command node.
--- GÇ£Incoming hostiles on Ladar! GÇôDistance 150k!GÇ¥ ---
--- GÇ£Engines at 70%!GÇ¥ ---
--- GÇ£Starboard weapon phalanx still offlineGÇ¥ ---
--- GÇ£Enemy frigates closing in! Distance now 120k!GÇ¥ ---
--- GÇ£Still no contact established with Aurora, continuing to repeat!GÇ¥ ---
The reports from all stations continue to yell across the large and two floors in height place. Zoe feels that stabbing pain somewhere in her head again and her XO only barely manages to keep her on feet. But there is no time to show weakness now, since the crew relies on her ability to hold them togetherGǪ
Zoe takes a deep breath and raises her strong voice throughout the bridge.
GÇ£Helm! Bring us port side between the Aurora and the enemy. Concentrate long range fire on the incoming small vessels! All reports on my station! NOW!GÇ¥
The old Ladies spine groans as the main engines fire again and take her in a sharp turn towards the dead ahead lying Aurora while her large artillery guns already start firing accompanied by slight shockwaves throughout the ships corridors.
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
14026
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 21:13:00 -
[1907] - Quote
*puts her hand on Six's shoulder and says*
"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. It will be our little secret."
*takes her hand off of Six and smiles* |
Rain6636
Team Evil
501
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 21:26:00 -
[1908] - Quote
*6 walks briskly with Commissar Kate in tow, around a couple corners until they reach a corridor that is nice and dark. 6 stops, turns around and has a very serious look on her face.
"Commissar Kate, I know I said I'm not into girls, but you see, 7 and 9 were in chat with us, and you started telling me I'm cute, and I had to do something or else they'd kill me!"
*Commissar Kate opens her mouth to speak, but six places her finger over Commissar Kate's lips to interrupt.
"I didn't know what to do, and I wasn't going to say anything, but now with your hair looking all cute for us I can't stay quiet any longer..."
*Commissar Kate looks up at 6 who is slightly taller, and pauses for a moment to keep eye contact, and hides her anticipation:
"Go on..."
*6 takes a step closer and closes the space between them.
"You... is it... can i.... "
*Commissar Kate lets out an unexpected laugh and uses her authoritative Admiral Kate voice:
"Out with it."
*6 realizes she is wasting Admiral Kate's time.
"I want you Commissar Kate. I want to be cute for you, but the girls would... maybe if every once in a while, I could see you, without them, or anyone knowing... is that okay?"
*Commissar Kate replies with a mysterious, cryptic look on her face:
"Whatever you want, 6. what... ever... you... want."
*6 is confused by Commissar Kate's stern demeanor, but overjoyed by her words. She wants to ask again for permission, just to be sure, but Commissar Kate's expression tells her maybe it's best if she didn't.
*6 pauses for another moment, then pushes herself on Commissar Kate, bracing her knee between Commissar Kate's legs to pin her against the wall. 6 can't believe the **** she has just gotten herself into, but she lets herself get drunk with the moment anwyay, stares into Commissar Kate's eyes, and takes the kisses she's been waiting for.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2273
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 21:54:00 -
[1909] - Quote
Rain6636 wrote:*6 walks briskly with Commissar Kate in tow, around a couple corners until they reach a corridor that is nice and dark. 6 stops, turns around and has a very serious look on her face. "Commissar Kate, I know I said I'm not into girls, but you see, 7 and 9 were in chat with us, and you started telling me I'm cute, and I had to do something or else they'd kill me!" *Commissar Kate opens her mouth to speak, but six places her finger over Commissar Kate's lips to interrupt. "I didn't know what to do, and I wasn't going to say anything, but now with your hair looking all cute for us I can't stay quiet any longer..." *Commissar Kate looks up at 6 who is slightly taller, and pauses for a moment to keep eye contact, and hides her anticipation: "Go on..." *6 takes a step closer and closes the space between them. "You... is it... can i.... " *Commissar Kate lets out an unexpected laugh and uses her authoritative Admiral Kate voice: "Out with it." *6 realizes she is wasting Admiral Kate's time. "I want you Commissar Kate. I want to be cute for you, but the girls would... maybe if every once in a while, I could see you, without them, or anyone knowing... is that okay?" *Commissar Kate replies with a mysterious, cryptic look on her face: "Whatever you want, 6. what... ever... you... want." *6 is confused by Commissar Kate's stern demeanor, but overjoyed by her words. She wants to ask again for permission, just to be sure, but Commissar Kate's expression tells her maybe it's best if she didn't. *6 pauses for another moment, then pushes herself on Commissar Kate, bracing her knee between Commissar Kate's legs to pin her against the wall. 6 can't believe the **** she has just gotten herself into, but she lets herself get drunk with the moment anwyay, stares into Commissar Kate's eyes, and takes the kisses she's been waiting for.
Awesome!
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
263
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 21:57:00 -
[1910] - Quote
*walks next to Zoe in a nearby side corridor*
"Thank you, lending me some of your clothes Zoe...I'm still not shure how i lost mine..."
"Yeah, no problem. You make a good figure in them, perhaps a little tight around some parts,...*smacks*"
*just as the both woman are about to cross a corner, Zoe suddenly grabs Chloe back and pushes her to the wall,
holding a finger on her lip indicating to be quiet...carefully the both woman peek around the corner into the corridor and start whispering*
"Is that Five or Eight and Comissar Kate over there?" *Chloe wimps her eyes, since she only sees HAIR*
"hmmm...noo...you know what? ..that's Six!"
"yes! indeed!"
"I think, Six continues to develop her skills after you took her for a ride"
"aww...how cute the both look..."
*Zoe grabs Chloes hair, pushing her closer to the wall*
"Perhaps I should borrow you again, this time to both of them........later" *cencored*
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Yiole Gionglao
227
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 22:09:00 -
[1911] - Quote
(meta snippet)
Out of Pod Experience: where 95% of the subscribers are male, 50% of the characters are female en 95% of the female characters are lesbian.
(/meta snippet) |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
263
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 22:12:00 -
[1912] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:(meta snippet) Out of Pod Experience: where 95% of the subscribers are male, 50% of the characters are female en 95% of the female characters are lesbian.(/meta snippet)
Hey, I'm open for everyth....uhm....gotta go!
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14447
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 22:44:00 -
[1913] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:(meta snippet) Out of Pod Experience: where 95% of the subscribers are male, 50% of the characters are female en 95% of the female characters are lesbian.(/meta snippet)
Hehe!
Me too, me too!
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
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Rain6636
Team Evil
506
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 23:17:00 -
[1914] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:(meta snippet) Out of Pod Experience: where 95% of the subscribers are male, 50% of the characters are female en 95% of the female characters are lesbian.(/meta snippet)
*6 clears her throat
"AHEM! and fly space ships. and listen to good music."
*6 puts on a song and a smile, and dances to the light of the disco ball
"you love it. and you love me."
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
14046
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 00:10:00 -
[1915] - Quote
*is in a speechless daze after the events of the last few hours*
Yiole Gionglao wrote:(meta snippet)
Out of Pod Experience: where 95% of the subscribers are male, 50% of the characters are female en 95% of the female characters are lesbian.
(/meta snippet)
Ain't that the truth. I never really intended Kate to be lesbian at first but now I don't think she really cares. Capsuleers are crazy anyhow. |
Rain6636
Team Evil
510
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 01:11:00 -
[1916] - Quote
"I like lesbian movies!"
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Kainos Kerensky
Shadows Of The Requiem
460
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 05:44:00 -
[1917] - Quote
The ship's communicator beeped and Kainos Kerensky's concentration was broken from his reading. Clicking the small holopad's "accept" icon, the bridge appeared on his main viewscreen in his quarters.
"Yes, what is it Lieutenant?" he asked in a casual tone.
"Sky Marshal, communications has picked up a ping nearby," the young female lieutenant began. "Some sort of hostile contact, two neutrals being engaged, as there are no Concord authorities, I assumed you would want to know since this is a CCIR event."
"Yes thank you, I'm on my way to the bridge set alert condition gamma" he replied sharply. Standing quickly, he holstered his side arm, a scrambler pistol, custom rebuilt with an obsidion handle and fashioned with dark chrome engraving. The pistol vaguely resembled ancient artifacts preserved in the holorecords of old Earth's armies of yesteryear, a flint lock pistol replica with new age blaster technology and a HUD connected targeting reticule that linked to his bionic eye. The eight inch barrel bore the latin motto of the unit he commanded "Per bellum immortali" or through war, immortal. Indeed as a young capsuleer Kerensky had seen death many a time and the raging wars in New Eden had seen fit to grace him with immortality through lessons learned and the technology of clones.
"Attention on deck!" The Infallible Justice's executive officer was standing at the hatch-way at attention. The bridge crew, excluding the helmsman and communication officer who were duty bound to their stations, stood at attention in a crisp manner.
"Carry on," Kerensky said striding on to the bridge. Yellow lights flashed dimley designating condition gamma, the first alert status onboard the ship. "Status report number one."
"Sir, reports indicate that the ships in question are recent attendents of the bar. They were part of the engagement that happened the morning before our arrival, bit of peace keepers I suppose but we know nothing of the story short of they are being engaged and are outnumbered heavily."
"Anything futher? Any contact, number of hostiles? Do we have details from the docking manager at the station?" Kainos sat down in the command chair while crew members' fingertips moved quickly across holoscreens and pads.
The shipboard pod interface came to life gently opening the back concealed back flap on his jacket and making connection to the hardline ports on the back of his spine. A white light flashed through his vision and he was suddenly aware of the ship in her entirety. Leaning towards old fashioned captaining, Kainos prefered full conciousness on the bridge rather than full pod emersion. He had the standard pod interface replaced with an emergency concealment pod that would enclose his command chair and flood it with the necessar fluid should the ship drop into critical hull integrety. While spending a small fortune on this, the project had been worth it in his opinion. On one hand, he was capable of full physical presense on the bridge, on the other, he was completly safe at the press of a button or the automatted capsule system's less than five second secure and flood system.
"Sir," the executive officer began, "we have no contact with the ship or information on the hostiles beyond 'multiple contacts.' However, the docking manager says that the ships are a noctis and a battleship of some sort, apparently Matari, Maelstrom class based on the signature. Station logs indicate her captain is Zoe Kaltana, we have no records of her, looks like freelance capuleers."
"Set condition Beta, all hands to stations, spin up warp drive," the ships klaxons sounded and orange lights began to flash as the blast shield closed over the main viewport, a holoscreen taking it's place. "Disengage docking systems and bring us about, align out and hold at full impulse." Kainos was as calm and collected as ever despite a night of debochery and having not seen combat in months. He hoped that the earned time off had not dulled his senses or intuition in battle.
"Full alignment, course set, 57.3 AU warp to target" the helmsman declared.
With a cocked knife hand the sky marshal pointed to the broadcasted waypoint, "Helm, engage!"
The Loki class strategic cruiser's warp drive wirled and space bent around the ship, pulling her into faster than light travel in the warp field.
Kainos Kerensky
"Oh, you think null sec is your ally?-á But you merely adopted adopted nullsec; I was born in it, molded by it.-á I didn't see the light of high sec until I-áwas already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!" |
Rain6636
Team Evil
516
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 08:32:00 -
[1918] - Quote
"hey! never knew the greater fool bar was big enough to have all that go on inside it "
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2279
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 08:52:00 -
[1919] - Quote
Indah checked her wristwatch for a last time and decided that Yiole & Random would not come in time, and so she locked her CQ as she undressed to get into the pod. She couldn't fly stealth ships and Ishtanchuck had her license inactive, and so Indah had borrowed a favor from H.
Piggybacking live capsules, albeit feasible, was not a standard pocedure as being enclosed in a live capsule within a cargo hold was unpleasant; anyway, all Indah needed was that H.'s Golem flew her through the blockade and into the next system, where she could be jettisoned and go retrieve a shuttle.
The door bell buzzed and Indah covered her in a gown. She opened the door and there was H..
- Huh? Is there something wrong?
- Nothing, sweetheart. But I thought I should help you getting into your pod -H. winked naughtily.
- You're incorrigible... -laughed Indah.
Indah walked to the pod and removed her gown, then she slowly turned around so H. could appreciate her nudity.
- Mmm, a true work of art, so delicate, so proportionate, so smooth and spotless... You always bring such joy to my tired eyes... - H. coughed and then took a more professional stance: OK, we'll find a later time so we remember the old times, now let's fly a bit and kick some asses so you can go meet the artist who made that artwork.
- Thank you, H. I swear you'll be the first to know when i'm in the mood.
- Anytime, any day, anywhere, there's not enough jumps and bridges to keep me away if you need me for a-ny-thing.
Indah smiled and started the fill procedure of the pod as H. rushed to his own CQ and readied himself and his ship. After the pod went live in station mode, Indah received a incoming transmission from the load master, warning her that her pod was to be transfered to a cargo hold live. "And you bet we don't do that too often, mademoiselle", said the load master as Indah watched the world go away, all inputs cancelled as the pod entered in software malfunction mode. That would allow to handle it being live and without risk of euthanization, but also rendered Indah bodyless. It was the closest to wertgraving a capsuleer could get without actually being wetgraved. An uncertain amount of time passed and then a voice sounded inside the pod:
- Hello? Indah, can you hear me? We patched a comm channel through the malfunction mode, at least you should be able to cmmunicate, if this works.
- It works, H. Thank you, I was feeling very alone in here!
- Ah, it breaks my heart. We're undocking now.
More time passed, impossibly diifficult to tell without any other reference than her own thoughts. Then H. spoke again:
- Oh my, and they call THAT a blockade? Indah, do you mind if I kick some asses?
- As you pela,se, but kleep me ifnormed
- Nevermind. See, now I am locking several of them... Oh my, they didn't expected a blingfit Golem here... run guys, run, I do have some scrambler drones for your enjoyment. There you got, these four assholes wont'be going anywhere... firing missiles now...
- You really enjoy this, don't you?
- WOAH!! Look that guy going down! LOL, Rage misiles are fan-tas-tic. Boum, you've been served, sir, thanks for trying... there goes another one... hey you! Leave my drones alone, will you?
- Nasty drone abusers...
- Totally. I switched all launchers on him... oh, wait, that was kind of an overkill, i wasted two of the missiles dusting his dust. And there goes the third one, getting some Rage love... but he's not up to the job. Boom boom boom, goes my heart, and your hull is... gone. Just another one and we're on our way out, sweetie.
- Enjoy the joy of dusting ships...
- Well, we do what we can... oh wait, what's that? Reinforcements?
- What's going on?
- Well, they managed to field a Proteus, don't ask me how. Ok, let's see what you can do there... houm... nice try, you're denting my tank with those blasters, little scoundrel. Here, have some missile love... nice tank baby, nice tank. Did you knew my Garde II's? Here, let me introduce them to you... sweet, you better overheat that repairer if you can.
- Is everything OK?
- Yes, yes, he's a tough nut and I fear some help may be incoming, so i'm gonna finish him ASAP. He's really doing a good job tanking, but he's no match for a Golem. Heh, he's taking on the Garde IIs, poor beasts. CLUNK, he's on hull now. 75% shield, you really did a good job there, but now it's time to go away. Bang bang, my baby shot me down and... there he goes... down. Damit, not bad for a commoner ship. Closing to the gate and jumping in a minute...
- Well, that sounded fun. Thanks for sharing.
- Yes, it was... oh, wait. What the ****!?
- What!?
- You won't believe this, a couple of Armageddons just jumped through the gate.. won't they...? Yes, they're locking on us. Sorry but we gotta go, sirs. Let me introduce you my little friend the Wasps EC 900. Argh, lasers, I hate them. Break the lock my little friends.. you wil be remembered... yes, one lock down... trying to regain... second lock down... JUMP!
- H.? What happened?
- Nothing, just jumped out. Warping to a safe now... we lost them.
- That was some nasty blockade, wasn't it?
- Yep. Probably should had gone stealth. What I don't get is, where was the Navy?
- Your gues is as good as mine.
- Well, here we are, right by a station. I am jettisoning you now...
The pod entered space mode with a metaphrical flash of light and Indah rejoiced to see herself free again. H.'s Glolem was by the pod and both were located at the entry point of a station, within range of the docking beams.
- Door to door delivery completed, H. I owe you one.
- Nevermind sweetie. Jsut call me when you're feeling lovey, will you?
- Call it done.
H. waited as Indah's pod was docked, and then he warped away, back to he nullsec depths where he operated usually. docked in the station, Indah searched the market for a shuttle and bought it. Now she was going home...
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Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16082
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 08:59:00 -
[1920] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:(meta snippet) Out of Pod Experience: where 95% of the subscribers are male, 50% of the characters are female en 95% of the female characters are lesbian.(/meta snippet)
And I get the feeling I'm one of the few straight men in the bar.
Surreounded by ladies, but they all want each other.
Ah well, at least I get a show with my drinks
(/meta : I'm assuming everyone here is male and playing it up for the lols and RP, are you saying that someone here is actually female? )
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6638
Team Evil
466
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 09:08:00 -
[1921] - Quote
*8 struts in and plops down next to Kirjava, and starts running her fingers through his hair
"Kirjava, I just caught a suspect covetor and killed it and his pod. I'm a little excited right now, will you take me home "
Arianna Hawke > I'm not the one paying a sub to play mining simulator 2012, that's you bro
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Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16084
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 09:13:00 -
[1922] - Quote
*Wordlessly seizes 8 and carries her over his shoulder with one arm, carrying her off to his quarters*
"Life is good, tell me about how you hunted it down and crushed it "
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
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Rain6637
Team Evil
1363
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 09:15:00 -
[1923] - Quote
*walks in to find the bar empty of 8
"hey, where did 8 go? I told her I'd get these pictures developed and meet her here. weird."
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Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16084
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 09:17:00 -
[1924] - Quote
*Pops back in to pickup his wallet from the bar, a giggling and wriggling 8 slung over him*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
273
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 09:23:00 -
[1925] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:And I get the feeling I'm one of the few straight men in the bar. Surreounded by ladies, but they all want each other. Ah well, at least I get a show with my drinks
*giggles*
OR you are currently carrying one of us on your shoulder to the backrooms OR you get smothered onstage by Alice OR you get pressed by ALice in some other girls pillows OR,....
*continues a daylong monologue finished by:*
Isn't live great?? \^-^/
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2281
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 09:23:00 -
[1926] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:(meta snippet) Out of Pod Experience: where 95% of the subscribers are male, 50% of the characters are female en 95% of the female characters are lesbian.(/meta snippet) And I get the feeling I'm one of the few straight men in the bar. Surreounded by ladies, but they all want each other. Ah well, at least I get a show with my drinks (/meta : I'm assuming everyone here is male and playing it up for the lols and RP, are you saying that someone here is actually female? )
Don't feel so alone Kirj, albeit you got no business with Yiole and me, but maybe Ishtanchuk could think differently?
(meta: I don't think anyone dared to state she being a female here (OOPE), of all places. But then lesbian stuff is the usual drill when heterosexual men RP female (men love women, thus men RP women who love women), and so that's why I decided very early to resist the temptation and keep my gurrls heterosexual even if I had to invent RP men for them. The whole point is, i see chars as tools, not as incarnations. And my tools are perfectly fit to get done to them what men like to do to women.).
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Rain6637
Team Evil
1364
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 09:29:00 -
[1927] - Quote
*7 sees 8's hindquarters slung over Kirjava's shoulder and looks away to stare off into space...
"oh. well that's interesting."
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
275
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 09:35:00 -
[1928] - Quote
Kainos Kerensky wrote:"Sir, reports indicate that the ships in question are recent attendents of the bar. They were part of the engagement that happened the morning before our arrival, bit of peace keepers I suppose but we know nothing of the story short of they are being engaged and are outnumbered heavily."
Nice story hooking!!! =)
There's only a little issue:
My story already happened in the past during the hours BEFORE the initial engagement and are somewhat "prehistory" leading to "The Battle at The Greater Fool Bar" (hehe, that sounds funny ^-^)
so unless Kai is a timetraveler, I am so free to assume that his First Officer is just a little ....dizzy...
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Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20979
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 10:46:00 -
[1929] - Quote
(meta: indeed, some of it have gone quite out of control. I must admit that it has become too much for my taste. Miz is and will stay straight, but so far, none of the men has given it a shot)
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1366
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 11:03:00 -
[1930] - Quote
*7 laughs to herself:
"Mizzy's a girl?"
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
278
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 11:05:00 -
[1931] - Quote
*walks over to Miz and spends her a drink*
...Have you tried Kir's "shoulder to go" service yet?
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Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16105
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 11:10:00 -
[1932] - Quote
*Reappears briefly again with a slightly dishevelled 8 on his left shoulder. Throwing Chloe over the right shoulder he disappears as quickly as he appeared in the first place*
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Kainos Kerensky
Shadows Of The Requiem
461
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 11:11:00 -
[1933] - Quote
"Exiting warp in five, four, ready, steady, on field" declared the helmsman!
"Report contacts, hail the distressed vessels, standby overload all skirmish modules" Kerensky replied quickly.
There was a pause as the bridge crew went about their jobs but realized there was no possibility of following the sky marshal's orders. Being booted into the ship Kerensky simultaniously realized something was very wrong.
"Tactical, am I seeing this right?" Kerensky looked puzzled.
"Sir, theres nothing here, just debris" came the confused response from the ship's operations officer.
"Are we too late?"
"No sir, this debris is old, this has been here, scans show signs of solar damage and particle dispersion from multilple small impacts."
"What the hell is going on here?" Kerensky stood, the connectors to his spine disengaging as he walked towards the holoscreen. "Condition alpha, all hands prepare for contact. Something isnt right." The kalxons blared again and the lights dimmed, crimson flashes eminating from the status indicator lights.
"Sir I've got something, its in one of the wrecks." The ops officer sounded startled and hesitated, "sir its a signal beacon, it appears to have broadcast emissions and subspace frequences, what we detected had already happened, this was-"
"A trap," Kainos interupted "Bring us about, helm new course bearing-"
"Sir! Contacts, multiple contacts decloaking off the port side" the operations officer interjected quickly.
"New course bearing 420 mark 575 full impulse prepare to warp" Kainos exclaimed quickly and ressumed his seat, the augmentations re-attaching him to the command chair.
"Tactical analysis complete, two Jovian battlecruisers, Gnosis class, one Falcon recon vessel, three Nemesis class bombers, and four immolator class fighters, unknown alliegance, attempting hailing frequencies." The operations officer paused for a split second before adding, "They've locked us, we're being interdicted, warp drive operation disrupted, incomming torpedoes!"
"All stations brace for impact!" Kainos's hands blured across his holo controls and the ship reacted instantly turning into the hostile entities. The Infallible Justice's engines flared to life, her microwarpdrive engaged. "Ready cyno field, target the two closest bombers and split stasis webifiers on them, single stack guns, overload two volleys on the first locked bomber." Kainos had a look of steal upon his face as the crew sent out subspace transmissions to the SOTR fleet and complied instantly with the battle commands. Kainos inhaled deeply and calmly remarked; "Per bellum immortali..."
Kainos Kerensky
"Oh, you think null sec is your ally?-á But you merely adopted adopted nullsec; I was born in it, molded by it.-á I didn't see the light of high sec until I-áwas already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!" |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20983
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 11:17:00 -
[1934] - Quote
*Miz hears 7 and then replies:
"What, you dont find me attractive?"
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
281
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 11:27:00 -
[1935] - Quote
*waves with arms and hocks while being carried away by the "shoulder to go" service*
Uhh..hey Eight,...
...wheeeooooeeeiiiiiiiii
\o/
|
/\
(@Kai: Yay!! ^-^)
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2287
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 11:47:00 -
[1936] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:(meta: indeed, some of it have gone quite out of control. I must admit that it has become too much for my taste. Miz is and will stay straight, but so far, none of the men has given it a shot)
(meta: we could use more males, actually, and more willing to hit some of the females here. It was a lucky coincidence that i thought that Yiole & Random could do a good couple and that he agrees to play that game. What's funnier is that somehow i figured that exotic dancers and waitresses would come to play sooner than later because of lack of females...)
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2020
|
Posted - 2013.06.02 13:41:00 -
[1937] - Quote
Darker Days Are Yet To Come
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
---11:44 LTZ---
GÇ£Five down, the rest is closing on our position and activates stasis webs! Enemy cruisers and battleships now in firing range!"
GǪ
GÇ£Multiple incoming cruise missiles heading for us and the Aurora, prepare for impact!GÇ¥
GÇ£Activate drones and point defense systems! Concentrate on missiles heading for the Aurora first and switch main guns onto those warships!GÇ¥
*Zoe takes a brief note on the scan analysis of the attacking ships. They are a mixed group consisting of mainly amarrian ships but also some caldarie and even minmatar. GÇ£IMPACT!!GÇ¥ In this moment, several incoming missiles hit the AtlantiaGÇÖs shields, shaking the interior roughly. The years in a pod had made Zoe to forget about these physical consequences of ship to ship combat and her hip makes a very uncomfortable contact with the tactical table, while several bridge systems overload and spaying sparks.*
Gǣ(GǪ)GǪfGǪFocus on those bloody ravens first! We need to lower the attackers long range damage capabilities!Gǥ
GÇ£Aye Sir!GÇ¥
*throughout the AtlantiaGÇÖs hull several covers open up revealing multiple 30mm micro guns immediately opening their rapid fire supported by mobilized drones onto the now circling frigates taking them out one by one*
GÇ£Sir! The Aurora starts her afterburners and gets on a getaway course. The ships marker light are starting to blink in a strangeGǪwait, itGÇÖs morse! Hang on,GǪ
---xo and most of bridge crew dead---commander is trapped in malfunctioning pod, live signs falling---following standard
protocol for deep-space defense---awaiting further orders---
*Zoe tries not to let those report come close to her, since sheGÇÖs alive at leastGǪsomehowGǪbut thereGÇÖs again that striking uncomfortable ache in her stomach*
GÇ£Align behind Aurora! Full speed! And get those tackling blowflies down! Warp drive status?GÇ¥
GÇ£Still compromised, engineering needs more time!GÇ¥
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Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16153
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 09:53:00 -
[1938] - Quote
*Kicks open the shelter buried in the depths of the station. Lights are off, power cables blown and the air tastes stale, only pale blue emergency lighting on the wall... ceiling.... on second thought the gravity seems to be turned off too*
"Hello? Anyone alive out here?"
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2032
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 11:17:00 -
[1939] - Quote
Kirjava finally reaches the corridors outside TGFB. Gravitation still seems working here and a large crowd of people stands near TGFB's entry. Suddenly one of the crowd members turns and makes AAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAHAHAAHAAAHAAAA
...Kir burns back to TGFB's gate
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
14109
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 11:36:00 -
[1940] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:*Kicks open the shelter buried in the depths of the station. Lights are off, power cables blown and the air tastes stale, only pale blue emergency lighting on the wall... ceiling.... on second thought the gravity seems to be turned off too*
"Hello? Anyone alive out here?"
"I'm alive!!!!! Looks like my hair made it out in one piece too."
*Jumps up and down with joy*
"Lets all have some cake to celebrate." |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2034
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 12:43:00 -
[1941] - Quote
CAKE!! *nomnomnomnom*
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Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16325
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 12:51:00 -
[1942] - Quote
*Pulls 8 and Chloe out of the shelter*
"Thank god we were stuck in there for days after The Event happened... *Shudders*"
*Begins serving tea to go with the Cake, we are not barbarians.*
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
14129
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 13:04:00 -
[1943] - Quote
*Starts sniffing the air like dog*
"I smell cake."
*Walks in the direction of the cake smell and finds Kirjava in possession of a cake*
"Give me some cake now!!!!! If you do not comply your sunglasses will be forcefully ripped from your head and destroyed" |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16334
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 13:19:00 -
[1944] - Quote
"Say please...."
*Clears some rubble from the table, slicing a sliver of dark chocolate gateau and a cup of Darjeeling*
"Bit of interesting decor these days though"
*Sips his tea, looking up at the Condor that's gone through one deck and halfway through another*
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
14132
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 13:27:00 -
[1945] - Quote
*Puts her hands on her hips and makes a stern face*
"No, I will not say please. You will do as I command. Now give me some cake." |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2289
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 13:32:00 -
[1946] - Quote
*message from TGFB's answer mahcine*
Hey! Are you OK there? Why nobody picks any phone calls?
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
21095
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 13:33:00 -
[1947] - Quote
*While Kate and Kirjava are arguing, Miz sweeps in and takes the cake*
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16334
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 13:35:00 -
[1948] - Quote
"Make me "
*Looks at the posturing Kate who looks to be more than a head and a half shorter than him*
"You want this cake? Say please and you get some with tea on this lovely teaset.."
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14468
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 13:40:00 -
[1949] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Mizhir wrote:(meta: indeed, some of it have gone quite out of control. I must admit that it has become too much for my taste. Miz is and will stay straight, but so far, none of the men has given it a shot) (meta: we could use more males, actually, and more willing to hit some of the females here. It was a lucky coincidence that i thought that Yiole & Random could do a good couple and that he agrees to play that game. What's funnier is that somehow i figured that exotic dancers and waitresses would come to play sooner than later because of lack of females...)
(meta: Yea, the game be fun on a couple of levels. First, it distracts me from work thinking about what to write next AND if forces me to stretch my writing a bit. I will say that I hope I dont step on anyone's toes for the stuff I do write. If I do, kindly let me know. Random, his player being a hetero male, is certainly enjoying the antics of the GFB. Laudenum, her player also a hetero male, is such an abnoxious tomboy, that only her mother would love her. She's taking tips from the sexually charged atmosphere of the bar in the hopes of someday winning over [re. clubbing and dragging them] a man but she'll always revert back to her obnoxious tomboy ways.)
(more meta: This is soooo much fun!)
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UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14468
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 13:42:00 -
[1950] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:(meta: indeed, some of it have gone quite out of control. I must admit that it has become too much for my taste. Miz is and will stay straight, but so far, none of the men has given it a shot)
I would, but Yiole would prolly cut me off.
Have you thought about jumping that w h o r e Kirjava?
I hear that Mr. Fabulous makes an appearance once in a while.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16398
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 13:48:00 -
[1951] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Have you thought about jumping that w h o r e Kirjava?
*Splurts his tea out, monacle falling into the cup*
(/meta) Welp, I'd noticed it was tending towards that way somehow, I've been playing it as it comes, and in the case of Alice and 8 that just kind of happened. Am I overdoing it?
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
37728
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 13:49:00 -
[1952] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:*While Kate and Kirjava are arguing, Miz sweeps in and takes the cake*
*LAGL Man swoops in*
*grabs Miz by wrist*
*Swoops out*
We're off on Safari.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16398
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 13:52:00 -
[1953] - Quote
*Blows rubble out of his hair and looking for where the cake's run off to...*
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14477
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 13:53:00 -
[1954] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Random McNally wrote:Have you thought about jumping that w h o r e Kirjava? *Splurts his tea out, monacle falling into the cup* (/meta) Welp, I'd noticed it was tending towards that way somehow, I've been playing it as it comes, and in the case of Alice and 8 that just kind of happened. Am I overdoing it?
LOL! I'd say "no" but you may wish to look into your immunization records. Just in case....
(kidding, I'm kidding! Honest!)
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UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
14150
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 14:01:00 -
[1955] - Quote
*Gives Kirjava the eyebrow and silent treatment*
((EDIT : Checked your bio, welp.)) ? |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
287
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 14:02:00 -
[1956] - Quote
*hangs off Kirjavas shoulder and takes some tea, since cake is gone..
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Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16416
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 14:05:00 -
[1957] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:*Gives Kirjava the eyebrow and silent treatment*
((EDIT : Checked your bio, welp.)) ?
((Its a work in progress, modelling some of my character of me, some off of Jim Raynor of Starcraft and a few other things thrown in there. Thats what I had done so far as a kind of me introducing myself))
*Smirks slightly as Chloe can get something because she asked nicely, a girl with manners is such a rare thing to find these days...*
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
62
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 14:10:00 -
[1958] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:*Gives Kirjava the eyebrow and silent treatment*
((EDIT : Checked your bio, welp.)) ? ((Its a work in progress, modelling some of my character of me, some off of Jim Raynor of Starcraft and a few other things thrown in there. Thats what I had done so far as a kind of me introducing myself)) *Smirks slightly as Chloe can get something because she asked nicely, a girl with manners is such a rare thing to find these days...*
*staggers in the bar wearing hospital gown. Walks over to Kirjava's table and takes the tea cup from his hand, drinks it, and sets down the empty.*
Now, what the hell is that supposed to mean? |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14505
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 14:12:00 -
[1959] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:Kirjava wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:*Gives Kirjava the eyebrow and silent treatment*
((EDIT : Checked your bio, welp.)) ? ((Its a work in progress, modelling some of my character of me, some off of Jim Raynor of Starcraft and a few other things thrown in there. Thats what I had done so far as a kind of me introducing myself)) *Smirks slightly as Chloe can get something because she asked nicely, a girl with manners is such a rare thing to find these days...* *staggers in the bar wearing hospital gown. Walks over to Kirjava's table and takes the tea cup from his hand, drinks it, and sets down the empty.* Now, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Random runs into the bar, grabs Laudenum and slings her over his shoulder.
"Back to the hospital!"
Laudenum curses, screams and kicks the whole way back.
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UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16431
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 14:16:00 -
[1960] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:
*staggers in the bar wearing hospital gown. Walks over to Kirjava's table and takes the tea cup from his hand, drinks it, and sets down the empty.*
Now, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
"Well, just a pleasent thing to experience once in a while... not to say the aggressive women don't have their own appeal in their own way..."
*Shakes himself for a moment, remembering he should focus on just Chloe right now*
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/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
14157
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 14:17:00 -
[1961] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:*Gives Kirjava the eyebrow and silent treatment*
((EDIT : Checked your bio, welp.)) ? ((Its a work in progress, modelling some of my character of me, some off of Jim Raynor of Starcraft and a few other things thrown in there. Thats what I had done so far as a kind of me introducing myself)) *Smirks slightly as Chloe can get something because she asked nicely, a girl with manners is such a rare thing to find these days...*
((now you make me think I made Kate too short )) |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16444
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 14:20:00 -
[1962] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Kirjava wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:*Gives Kirjava the eyebrow and silent treatment*
((EDIT : Checked your bio, welp.)) ? ((Its a work in progress, modelling some of my character of me, some off of Jim Raynor of Starcraft and a few other things thrown in there. Thats what I had done so far as a kind of me introducing myself)) *Smirks slightly as Chloe can get something because she asked nicely, a girl with manners is such a rare thing to find these days...* ((now you make me think I made Kate too short ))
((Please don't I am 5'8 in meatspace and I already feel short sometimes, blasted Americans with their height
In my mind Kate was 4'8, must have misread it earlier ))
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
14157
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 14:24:00 -
[1963] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Kirjava wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:*Gives Kirjava the eyebrow and silent treatment*
((EDIT : Checked your bio, welp.)) ? ((Its a work in progress, modelling some of my character of me, some off of Jim Raynor of Starcraft and a few other things thrown in there. Thats what I had done so far as a kind of me introducing myself)) *Smirks slightly as Chloe can get something because she asked nicely, a girl with manners is such a rare thing to find these days...* ((now you make me think I made Kate too short )) ((Please don't I am 5'8 in meatspace and I already feel short sometimes, blasted Americans with their height In my mind Kate was 4'8, must have misread it earlier ))
((I'm short IRL too so don't worry))
*Kate can no longer hold her composure together and asks in a quiet voice*
"please, may I have some cake?"
|
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14519
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 14:27:00 -
[1964] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:
"please, may I have some cake?"
WUT??
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UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16454
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 14:27:00 -
[1965] - Quote
"Of course, cake for all!"
*Places cake in front of Kate on a silver platter, and a steaming hot cup of tea, an array of forks to the side with waiters to attention at the back of the room*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
289
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 15:06:00 -
[1966] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:
"please, may I have some cake?"
WUT??
My tempering manner starts affecting others.
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Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16495
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 15:10:00 -
[1967] - Quote
Chloe Kaltana wrote:Random McNally wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:
"please, may I have some cake?"
WUT?? My tempering manner starts affecting others.
"Quite."
*Sips tea*
"So what are you up to these days Chloe? The ranch going well?"
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
290
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 15:47:00 -
[1968] - Quote
Oh really great, we are actually trying to crossbreed some of our blood horses with enriched uranium! ^-^
*eats cake and sips tea, still hanging from Kir's shoulder*
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Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16550
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 15:49:00 -
[1969] - Quote
*Slips the girl into a chair, realising the weight ins't her holding onto him*
"Interesting... what were the results?... Or do I not want to know "
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
290
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 16:02:00 -
[1970] - Quote
*glides on the chair*
Oh thanks!
Well...we are still testing this new kind of livestock...at least they haven't destroyed the station completely yesterd..
*realizes that this information should not get public*
...Oh! Some cake crumbled in my cleavy...can you lend me a hand?
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Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16579
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 16:16:00 -
[1971] - Quote
"Oh my, a day and a bit of end of the world experience with 8 and still coming back for more?"
*Mutters a thankful prayer and licks the chocolate icing up*
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Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
291
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 16:50:00 -
[1972] - Quote
*snickers madly*
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
14242
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 17:17:00 -
[1973] - Quote
"Ow wow, I just noticed what fabulous cleavage Chloe has tonight. You make me jealous sometimes." |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
297
|
Posted - 2013.06.03 18:23:00 -
[1974] - Quote
Thank you, Miss Kate!
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Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
21278
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 09:31:00 -
[1975] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:"Ow wow, I just noticed what fabulous cleavage Chloe has tonight. You make me jealous sometimes."
I thought you were about to hit on her. But the last part kinda saved it.
Btw, have I told you that you got some wonderful eyes?
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
60593
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 09:36:00 -
[1976] - Quote
*Skips into the Bar*
*Waves madly at everyone Beaming a Stupid grin*
Coffee Please! ^_^
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2074
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 10:21:00 -
[1977] - Quote
Greetings Miss Miz and Miss Saki!
...Chloe? Would you serve both young ladies some coffee please?
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The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
305
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 10:23:00 -
[1978] - Quote
*hobbles her old hocks to bar*
Milk, Milk and sugar or black?
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
60637
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 10:26:00 -
[1979] - Quote
Milk and 2! ^_^
|
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
37975
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 10:29:00 -
[1980] - Quote
*sits down in well worn armchair*
Im going to hang out here with the 80s kids... with blackjack and hookers!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
305
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 10:35:00 -
[1981] - Quote
Milk and 2 on the way, young lady! *adds milk to coffee and carefully humps Alice's leg to not strain her old hocks*
Zoe?? She wanted 2!
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2075
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 10:36:00 -
[1982] - Quote
*humps Alice's other leg with even more carefullness*
...Oh...I jumped on my birthpost btw!
edit:
Blackjack and hookers for that noble gentleman in the corner!! ^-^
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
37983
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 10:38:00 -
[1983] - Quote
Woo page 100.
This calls for a celebration!
*downs drink and passes out*
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
60668
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 10:48:00 -
[1984] - Quote
Ooooo Page 100 ^_^
|
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
21344
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 10:56:00 -
[1985] - Quote
100 \o/
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14728
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 11:11:00 -
[1986] - Quote
Won hundrit! \o/!!
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
60775
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 12:10:00 -
[1987] - Quote
This Style is catching on ;)
|
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2294
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 12:49:00 -
[1988] - Quote
(meta: Thank you for the 100 pages, guys. I am happy to see how this idea is working on and how it serves to provide fun and meet great people out of pod)
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
60896
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 12:59:00 -
[1989] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:(meta: Thank you for the 100 pages, guys. I am happy to see how this idea is working on and how it serves to provide fun and meet great people out of pod)
GÖÑ
|
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
14409
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 13:06:00 -
[1990] - Quote
((100 pages yay))
|
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14815
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 13:29:00 -
[1991] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:This Style is catching on ;)
I'm thinking probably not for me. Unless......
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Yiole Gionglao
234
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 13:32:00 -
[1992] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Alice Saki wrote:This Style is catching on ;) I'm thinking probably not for me. Unless......
Isthatawiginyourhands, Mr. McNally?. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14815
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 13:33:00 -
[1993] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:Random McNally wrote:Alice Saki wrote:This Style is catching on ;) I'm thinking probably not for me. Unless...... Isthatawiginyourhands, Mr. McNally?.
No, I've just really really missed you, Ms. Gionglao.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
14451
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 13:36:00 -
[1994] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:This Style is catching on ;)
Maybe I should go back to it, It looks good on me. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14855
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 13:38:00 -
[1995] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Alice Saki wrote:This Style is catching on ;) Maybe I should go back to it, It looks good on me.
It did, yes.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Yiole Gionglao
238
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 13:41:00 -
[1996] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:Random McNally wrote:Alice Saki wrote:This Style is catching on ;) I'm thinking probably not for me. Unless...... Isthatawiginyourhands, Mr. McNally?. No, I've just really really missed you, Ms. Gionglao.
Are you insinuating that i am that hairy? Or is your memory leaking? |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16824
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 13:47:00 -
[1997] - Quote
Page 100 yay! PARTYYYY!
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
14490
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 13:48:00 -
[1998] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Page 100 yay! PARTYYYY!
Everyone keep your pants and shirts on please |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16824
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 13:49:00 -
[1999] - Quote
No, take them all off
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
61054
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 13:49:00 -
[2000] - Quote
2000!
|
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
14879
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 13:51:00 -
[2001] - Quote
....A Space Odyssey!
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16825
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 13:55:00 -
[2002] - Quote
*Left arm around Random, right arm around Alice*
"Should Old Acquaintance be forgot!"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
14493
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 13:56:00 -
[2003] - Quote
*looks sad*
"No one will hold me." |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
61072
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 14:00:00 -
[2004] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:*looks sad*
"No one will hold me."
*GLOMPS*
|
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16825
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 14:01:00 -
[2005] - Quote
*Pulls Kate in, arm at her lower back leaning her back under the Mistletoe*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2156
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 14:27:00 -
[2006] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:(meta: Thank you for the 100 pages, guys. I am happy to see how this idea is working on and how it serves to provide fun and meet great people out of pod) GÖÑ
GÖÑGÖÑ
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2156
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 14:29:00 -
[2007] - Quote
*glomps all and notices that the Rains have a new Queen now and that Kate looks like a bodybuilder*
Rawr and Rawr!
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
14554
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 14:43:00 -
[2008] - Quote
*Kate is not used to tanktops and switches back to her Admiral clothes*
|
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
16899
|
Posted - 2013.06.04 16:07:00 -
[2009] - Quote
"Suits you better Commissar, your presence isn't the same without it."
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
38337
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 05:17:00 -
[2010] - Quote
Do you think capsuleers just change clones to avoid hangovers?
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
14755
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 06:06:00 -
[2011] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:"Suits you better Commissar, your presence isn't the same without it."
I changed clothes again. Plus I had to change my haircut again so my face does not look so round.
*Is very indecisive* |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
38367
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 06:27:00 -
[2012] - Quote
Honestly i find that hair style creepy. I see it far too much in japan.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Rain6639
Team Evil
642
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 06:53:00 -
[2013] - Quote
Honestly I think Graygor should stick to market and not women's fashion
...
Graygor! how is a hairstyle creepy!
I have Thanatoses for sale, offering 250M finder's reward each. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
61372
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 07:10:00 -
[2014] - Quote
*CREEPY EYES*
|
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
21683
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 08:21:00 -
[2015] - Quote
Graygor lives in Japan now. I think he knows what he is talking about when the subject is 'creepy'
But still. After all what has happened in this bar, a creepy hairstyle is the least of my worries.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
17014
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 10:35:00 -
[2016] - Quote
What are you worried about?
The Event happening again?
Random getting into shootout?
The Katalanas being hunter?
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6635
Team Evil
162
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 10:41:00 -
[2017] - Quote
*the baby of the rains is out on her own today, and sporting her strawberry blonde hairdo
her oblivious nature adds to the sense she is a puppy without a leash
she bops her head to silence and flips through the jukebox selections and puts on a bit of nostalgia she is much too young to remember firsthand, and dances by herself.
I have Thanatoses for sale, offering 250M finder's reward each. |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1268
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 11:51:00 -
[2018] - Quote
heads up: to launch the client use the exefile.exe workaround. currently the launcher is broken |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
17056
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 11:53:00 -
[2019] - Quote
I noticed, in middle of repair at the moment.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
38514
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 12:55:00 -
[2020] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:Honestly I think Graygor should stick to market and not women's fashion ... Graygor! how is a hairstyle creepy!
Come to Japan and i'll show you.
There's these girls who have a hairstyle very similar to that and look kinda like Alice's character did yesterday. They look like living asian barbies.
Its really creepy. They try not to blink and their skin is way too made up.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
17240
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 12:56:00 -
[2021] - Quote
Yea its a Daily Fail, but they were the top Google result.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
14899
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 13:27:00 -
[2022] - Quote
"I heard you like ponytails 9, so how do you like me now?"
"Plus I have never worn a top like this in public, It makes me feel naked." |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2317
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 13:58:00 -
[2023] - Quote
- Would you like some more, miss?
- No, thank you, I already had enough
- Seriosuly? It's on the house, It is a pleasure to see someone eating it so gladfully!
Indah smiled as the bartender served another ladle of the vegetable soup she was having, seated at the bar in a place called "Three rings", at the Giroulene spaceport. She just had landed in a comemrcial shuttle after deorbiting from her home planet's terminal space station. Using commercial services rather than just hire a shuttle, deorbit and land at her family states was mroe of a nostalgic decission than anything else; Indah fancied to "feel" a bit of her homeland. but not too much.
Rather than dress in the nobility garments she was entitled to, Indah was wearing the latest in Gallentean travel fashion; a white shirt and black trousers with a nanite treatment to keep them good looking after being worn for hours, and in case someone could miss the clue, she was wearing on her feet a pair of ballet flats with the trademark style of a renowned designer; a single one of those slippers was more expensive than the whole rest of her attire. Discretely made up, she looked like a young posh lady, obviously Khanid despite her fairer skin and the green eyes, who had been living for long in Gallentean territory. Which she was in a way, minus for the capsuleer plug showing on the back of her neck, above the collar of the shirt and under her hairline.
Indah finished her lunch as her pad warned her that checking in for her flight had started. With most of her baggage being transported by a courier, Indah just had to take care of a trolley as she walked along the sapceprot halls, into the corridors leading to the airport area. Khanid used thermal engines for aircraft propulsion and so each now and then the roar of jet engines would be heard over the humming sound of the crowd. Shifting moving walkways with ehr agile walk, Indah was about to reach the airport section when she was blocked by a family group, spread all across the walkway. A small queue was forming behind the family and then Indah ehrd a child voice saying:
- Look mom! Iza capsuleer!
- Don't bother the miss, she's not... -íoh! -asnwered a feminine voice before ending in a gasp.
- Iza capsuleer! Iza capsuleer!
- Shut up, don't bother!
- Why iz here?
Indah turned around, eventually. There was a little girl, maybe 4, and her mother behind her. The girl's words had gathered some attention as the children from the family group ahead also wanted to see what were those screams about capsuleers. Indah looked forward but now there were several children around her, trying to look what they knew to look for -plugs, plugs all over her back, on her neck, and udner the shirt, which was too thick see them. Some of the adults couldn't pretend to ignore the scene and started looking too, watching the cute Khanid girl in the expensive Gallentean clothes, which apparently was a capsuleer... one of those alien breed, potentially dangerous, and generally loathsome superhuman. But there was nothing superhuman in the short girl who looked ahead stiffingly, blushing and ignoring the growing humming around her, as people looked and then others looked at those who looked. Indah looked around and noticed that most people were foreigners, and so wouldn't understand what she meant if she used her nobility manners to keep peasants in their place.
The crowd reached the end of the moving walkway and the family had to herd the children so they didn't scattered, and then everyone had to go to some other boarding gate, and Indah hurried away from the vanishing crowd who had been watching her, the lone unimpressive capsuleer, having a walk among mortals...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1274
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 14:07:00 -
[2024] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Come to Japan and i'll show you.
There's these girls who have a hairstyle very similar to that and look kinda like Alice's character did yesterday. They look like living asian barbies.
Its really creepy. They try not to blink and their skin is way too made up.
all I hear is "effort" and not in the bad way |
Rain6639
Team Evil
653
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 14:08:00 -
[2025] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:"I heard you like ponytails 9, so how do you like me now?"
"Plus I have never worn a top like this in public, It makes me feel naked."
7 called dibs on left neck, I call dibs on right. we want to lick your exposed skin
we know about 6. she can come too
I have Thanatoses for sale, offering 250M finder's reward each. |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
38631
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 14:11:00 -
[2026] - Quote
Ok, the way 9 looks like now is very similar to these anime looking girls in Tokyo.
Though their eyes are bigger.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
14978
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 14:16:00 -
[2027] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:"I heard you like ponytails 9, so how do you like me now?"
"Plus I have never worn a top like this in public, It makes me feel naked." 7 called dibs on left neck, I call dibs on right. we want to lick your exposed skin we know about 6. she can come too
*is shocked*
"I'm not quite sure I can handle 3 at once, you girls are a handful already." |
Rain6639
Team Evil
654
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 14:48:00 -
[2028] - Quote
I don't know about just a handful, I've got four or five handfuls to myself.
I have Thanatoses for sale, offering 250M finder's reward each. |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
309
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 14:50:00 -
[2029] - Quote
I have faith you can do it, Kate!
Kirjava wrote:Yea its a Daily Fail, but they were the top Google result.
....Ehrm...so this is where gallente were made in the first place?
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
15085
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 14:57:00 -
[2030] - Quote
Chloe Kaltana wrote:I have faith you can do it, Kate!
All I know is I better have a fresh clone waiting afterwards. |
Rain6639
Team Evil
655
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 15:03:00 -
[2031] - Quote
6 would never go for that anyway, she's too sweet.
I have Thanatoses for sale, offering 250M finder's reward each. |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
309
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 15:05:00 -
[2032] - Quote
Agreed.
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
15090
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 15:10:00 -
[2033] - Quote
Six is such sweetheart. Thats why I love her so much.
But someone needs to teach that girl how to kiss better. |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
314
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 15:18:00 -
[2034] - Quote
really? looked ok from our...uhm......*coughs* why? what happened?
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Rain6639
Team Evil
664
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 15:20:00 -
[2035] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Six is such sweetheart. Thats why I love her so much.
But someone needs to teach that girl how to kiss better.
hah yeah, that's what she told us was the reason she wanted to find you. such a weak excuse. uhh i mean, cute. how cute.
I have Thanatoses for sale, offering 250M finder's reward each. |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
17283
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 15:28:00 -
[2036] - Quote
8 is pretty fun too, not too much, not too little.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
319
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 15:38:00 -
[2037] - Quote
*humps Kirjavas leg* Agreed.
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
15113
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 15:42:00 -
[2038] - Quote
*is jealous of Chloe and starts humping 9's leg* |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
321
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 15:48:00 -
[2039] - Quote
*shrinks and humps Kates feet to make shure there is no need to be jealous,
then hops on Kirjavas shoulder and sits down* ^.^
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
17290
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 15:53:00 -
[2040] - Quote
*Reflcets on the days of being locked in the bunker with Chloe and 8, and the steamy debauchery that occured within*
"Down girl "
*Pulls her into his lap*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
321
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 15:59:00 -
[2041] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:*Reflcets on the days of being locked in the bunker with Chloe and 8, and the steamy debauchery that occured within* "Down girl " *Pulls her into his lap*
*unshrinks and starts harvesting*
.
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
15134
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 16:01:00 -
[2042] - Quote
*stops humping 9's leg*
"Do I have poor manners? I've been told that I don't behave well enough."
|
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
328
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 16:09:00 -
[2043] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:*stops humping 9's leg*
"Do I have poor manners? I've been told that I don't behave well enough."
*wants to give Kate a positive answer about her well behaviour, but then remembers that mummy told not to talk while eating*
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
15314
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 16:21:00 -
[2044] - Quote
Chloe Kaltana wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:*stops humping 9's leg*
"Do I have poor manners? I've been told that I don't behave well enough."
*wants to give Kate a positive answer about her well behaviour, but then remembers that mummy told not to talk while eating*
I'm unclear. Did you mean "while eating" or "with your mouth full"?
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
328
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 16:34:00 -
[2045] - Quote
*is pretty shure that the answer should be left to the discretion of the attendand folks*
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
15336
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 17:01:00 -
[2046] - Quote
Hmmmm.
Turns to the bartender. "May I have what he's having?"
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
15194
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 17:03:00 -
[2047] - Quote
*looks at Chloe*
"It seems we both have the same shirt on, I think it makes us both look so sexy." |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
17304
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 17:05:00 -
[2048] - Quote
*Adjusts the table and begins the harvest of Chloe*.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
15203
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 17:07:00 -
[2049] - Quote
*Watches Kirjava and Chloe go at it with a devious smile on her face* |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
15346
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 17:07:00 -
[2050] - Quote
*looks back at the table where the mutual 'harvest' is taking place*
Again, I'll have what he's having.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
15203
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 17:12:00 -
[2051] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:*looks back at the table where the mutual 'harvest' is taking place* Again, I'll have what he's having.
"I don't think any of my girls are watching."
*Gives Random a quick kiss on the cheek* |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
15346
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 17:15:00 -
[2052] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Random McNally wrote:*looks back at the table where the mutual 'harvest' is taking place* Again, I'll have what he's having. "I don't think any of my girls are watching." *Gives Random a quick kiss on the cheek*
*blush*
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
15203
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 17:16:00 -
[2053] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Random McNally wrote:*looks back at the table where the mutual 'harvest' is taking place* Again, I'll have what he's having. "I don't think any of my girls are watching." *Gives Random a quick kiss on the cheek* *blush*
"And people say I have no manners."
*snickers* |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
334
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 18:05:00 -
[2054] - Quote
*pops up head*
"Harvesting process interrupted to prevent extractor overload."
*warps to rest station for unload, then warps back to 0 and proceeds process*
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
334
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 18:52:00 -
[2055] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:*looks at Chloe*
"It seems we both have the same shirt on, I think it makes us both look so sexy."
*snickers* ^.^
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
15533
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 19:58:00 -
[2056] - Quote
Chloe Kaltana wrote:*pops up head* "Harvesting process interrupted to prevent extractor overload." *warps to rest station for unload, then warps back to 0 and proceeds process*
Better than ice mining.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2322
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 21:45:00 -
[2057] - Quote
Part #1
#2
#3
#4
#5
-*-*-*-*-
Leaning her head on the window of a jetplane, Indahmawar Fazmarai wonders wether she's missing something at the Greater Fool Bar, or if she could get it in case she knew what was going on. Looking for familiar traits in the landscape as the airplane starts descending, she can see a darkened patch and asks to her neighbor:
- Was that Gunamar forest? Did it burn?
- Yes madam, it burned earlier this summer. But I heard that Master Fazmarai is already planning to have it reforested.
Indah looked at her neighbor. Obviously he didn't notice the ressemblance... Seeing the dusty appearence of the forests, Indah reminds that the local season it's early autumn. Her family states are in a temperate zone, the summer is quite dry and fires may happen until temperatures descend and the rains start again. Anyway, the season will make more understandable why she's wearing a kerchief tied around her neck, modestly hiding the minimal decoletage of the shirt, and also covering her top plug.
Outside and behind her window in the front section, the jet engines go inaudible as they start iddling, barely draining energy from the power cells that feed the overheaters inside the pressure chambers. Other nations use fuel and burn it inside combustion chambers, but Khanid favor energy to heat conversion as a mean to transform the intake air into a high temperature and high pressure jet. Descending along its cleared path, the authomated liner makes a final turn and the ground visibly starts reaching to the window as details pop out from it. There is something fascinating in that view, which in a way is more real than what Indah experiences as a capsuleer despite how the pod interface is fed directly to her brain.
The perimeter fence of the aiport flashes behind the airplane as its nose points to the sky, then a sudden bump shakes it and the engines rumble as reverses assist the brakes in stopping the flying robot. Several minutes later, Indah exits the airplane after greeting her neighbor, still oblivious to the fact that the green eyed beauty by him was the younger daughter of Master Fazmarai, also known as Ruggenor Fazmarai, also known as Dad by four siblings of which two serve the glorious Fleet under the command of the Tash Murkon family, another one is married to a trader, and yet the fourth one is just strolling along the arrivals hall of an airport 40 kilometers away from the family states.
- Lady Fazmarai?
- Yes?
- Oh, it truly it's you! You're very welcome, lady Fazmarai!
Indah sees a young Sebiestor man dressed in the Fazmarai livery.
- My name is Kuto. You may not know me as i was hired recently, and i've been honored with the duty to drive you to your family states, Lady Fazmarai.
- Well then, let's go.
- Lady Fazmarai, i've been ordered to ask you wether you will need to use some of the private suites before leaving the airport.
- No, i won't. I'm ready.
- Please, follow me, Lady Fazmarai.
Indah's suspicion on what could mean that invitation was confirmed when she saw the closed land car waiting for them at the VIP arrival area. "Obviously they figured that i would not dress up just for going home", she thought to herself, "but yet they tried. Or some of them".
Kuto drove the car silently, the barrier closed so Indah was alone with her thoughts. She was tempted to order Kuto to stop the car and check the boot, certain that there would be a set of clothes waiting to turn her into what a Khanid lady should look in public. Albeit Ruggenor was quite progressive (he married a mixed woman with a Gallentan grandfather, all in all), most of the Fazmarai family was traditionalist. Having not one but two female capsuleers in the family, none of them bothering to match into any standard, had caused many tensions in the past. Furrowing as she thought of it, Indah suddenly felt very jaded. She needed to break away, and then she recalled something useful.
- Kuto!
- Yes Lady Fazmarai?
- Is there still the bicycle rental shop at the village?
- Err... yes Lady Fazmarai.
- Well then, Kuto. You will stop there and will rent a bicycle. I am going to use it to take a walk before arriving home. I won't cause you trouble and will meet you before the main entry, just wait for me in the car. They aren't monitoring our position, right?
- No, I don't think they... but, Lady Fazmarai...
- Don't meddle in what's not your business. Take me to the bike shop, boy.
- Yes, Lady Fazmarai.
Indah blushed slightly, embarrassed to have used that rude word "boy" to command Kuto. But she was not going to play the game into nobody's tems, not as something terrible was going with her mother and while she was a capsuleer. Even a less-than-black sheep could have a personality.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
15462
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 21:50:00 -
[2058] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Better than ice mining.
Well I would hope so.
*winks at Random* |
Rain6639
Team Evil
676
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 23:46:00 -
[2059] - Quote
*9 not being one to back down from a challenge, struts over to Random and straddles him on the couch, and places his hands on her ass.
she leans down to whisper in his ear "if you rub me in the right places you get a wish."
I have Thanatoses for sale, offering 250M finder's reward each. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
15473
|
Posted - 2013.06.05 23:57:00 -
[2060] - Quote
*Kate sees nine on Random and quickly runs over to them. She nudges 9 over to the side a bit and sits on Randoms right leg while 9 sits on his left leg. Random puts his hands on the sides of both girls chests and smiles*
"I hope you can handle this, and please don't have a heart attack!"
|
Rain6639
Team Evil
680
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 00:10:00 -
[2061] - Quote
*9 bounces lightly on Random's lap..
"hmm, I forget where my wish spot is"
I have Thanatoses for sale, offering 250M finder's reward each. |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
17756
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 06:19:00 -
[2062] - Quote
*High fives Random as the girls get wild*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Yiole Gionglao
246
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 06:30:00 -
[2063] - Quote
Yiole walks into the bar and notices some acitvity on a couch, then she sees Rain9 and CK on Random's lap. Yiole walks to the bunch and says, grinning:
- And so, what is this? Are we having a shortage of seating places or is just an outburst of lapgirls?
Then CK slips off Random's knee and seats on the couch; Rain9 looks for a second at Yiole, then turns away as their stares are about to meet. Rain9 stands up and laves without saying a word, and then Yiole takes her place, kissing soflty Random's lips.
- It's quite a comfy seat here... |
Rain6639
Team Evil
682
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 06:39:00 -
[2064] - Quote
didn't want that seat anyway
Kate started it.
I have Thanatoses for sale, offering 250M finder's reward each. |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
17765
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 06:40:00 -
[2065] - Quote
You can use me as a seat anytime 9
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Rain6639
Team Evil
684
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 07:25:00 -
[2066] - Quote
..nnnnnnot happenin'.
I have Thanatoses for sale, offering 250M finder's reward each. |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
62730
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 07:28:00 -
[2067] - Quote
*giggles at 9 and Kate*
You just got shown your place
Well done Yiole
|
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
344
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 07:31:00 -
[2068] - Quote
"Poor 9 & CK...that Yiole horsebeast wants Random on her own."
*winks friendly at Yiole, then changes from belt mining to the tables pole and starts dancing while signalling 9 & CK that there are two free seats now available*
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Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
17783
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 07:33:00 -
[2069] - Quote
*Just bet on 0 and won the game he feels*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
62794
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 08:11:00 -
[2070] - Quote
*Sits alone*
*Playing some sorta rubbish RPG on iDatapad*
|
Rain6639
Team Evil
691
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 08:53:00 -
[2071] - Quote
*stares at Alice Saki, who is looking down at her iDatapad
"that's... kinda ******* sexy"
I have Thanatoses for sale, offering 250M finder's reward each. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
15606
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 11:10:00 -
[2072] - Quote
Yiole sits in Random's lap and after the passionate kiss, discovers that there was some sort of biological reaction. Either to the kiss, or the proceeding "attention". Random thinks about this momentarily, and then pushes the table away and hoists Yiole in his arms.
"I'll be back in a while." he says, then looks deeply into Yiole's eyes as they procede to his room.
For the observers, it's obvious that Random is feeling some discomfort in the trouser area.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
360
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 12:27:00 -
[2073] - Quote
*since the other bars attendands are either leaving for other places or occupied with themselves,
Chloe glides snakelike off the pole table and starts a death proofed lapdance for the "bet on 0 winner".
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
17956
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 12:38:00 -
[2074] - Quote
*Makes it rain money*
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
Yiole Gionglao
253
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 13:01:00 -
[2075] - Quote
"If someone tries to mine your asteroids, first talk to them; if that fails, bump them; if that fails, gank them. The essence of life is a drilling game, so drill soon, drill often and drill long"
- Did you *pant* said something? *pant*
- Shhhh, shut up and keep drilling...
|
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
15664
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 13:20:00 -
[2076] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:"If someone tries to mine your asteroids, first talk to them; if that fails, bump them; if that fails, gank them. The essence of life is a drilling game, so drill soon, drill often and drill long"
- Did you *pant* said something? *pant*
- Shhhh, shut up and keep drilling...
As the (pant) lady commands!
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE AND TWO-STEP!!! |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1388
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 13:45:00 -
[2077] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:For the observers, it's obvious that Random is feeling some discomfort in the trouser area.
actually, as an observer I'm feeling discomfort in the ear, eyeballs and brain area
if the discomfort spreads to my nose, i'm out
I have Thanatoses for sale, offering 250M finder's reward each. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
15564
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 15:00:00 -
[2078] - Quote
*Walks over to 7 and puts her hand on 7's shoulder*
"Maybe I can help with that discomfort. " |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1398
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 15:27:00 -
[2079] - Quote
*eagerly embraces Commissar Kate in the face
"holy **** I've missed you, I can't remember why I've been away so long. you smell nice. I have a hard time looking you in the face, like I'm secretly crushing on you again."
*Holds Commissar Kate's face and nibbles on her lip while making whimpering noises
I have Thanatoses for sale, offering 250M finder's reward each. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
15592
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 15:32:00 -
[2080] - Quote
*Kate grabs 7 in the ass and eagerly awaits the nibbling and the incoming kiss*
"I missed you too you sexy fox, I hate it when you go away for so long." |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1403
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 15:40:00 -
[2081] - Quote
*7 goes tonsil diving, and takes a break and notices all the eyes watching them
"can we, um, go somewhere... please... Commissar Kate?"
*goes tonsil diving again without waiting for an answer, and remains locked on Commissar Kate's mouth while she leads the both of them to somewhere quiet
I have Thanatoses for sale, offering 250M finder's reward each. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
15632
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 15:58:00 -
[2082] - Quote
*Kate continues to hold 7's ass and feels it move as they make their way to somewhere quiet out and of the way* |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1403
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 15:59:00 -
[2083] - Quote
*whimpers
I have Thanatoses for sale, offering 250M finder's reward each. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
15632
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 16:05:00 -
[2084] - Quote
*takes her hands off of 7's ass and starts to unbutton her blouse*
"I forgot what it looks like under there, I think I need a inspect that area again." |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1408
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 16:07:00 -
[2085] - Quote
*whines and humps Commissar Kate's thigh
I have Thanatoses for sale, offering 250M finder's reward each. |
Rain6639
Team Evil
744
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 16:26:00 -
[2086] - Quote
*9 shows up and is oblivious to the world. then she hears slapping noises and 7 who is apparently in pain:
"*SLAP* ... ELEVEN!"
"*SLAP* ... TWELVE!"
"*SLAP* ... THIRTEEN!"
*9 has paused long enough to confirm the sound and runs in the general direction of the commotion and disappears to the back.
I have Thanatoses for sale, offering 250M finder's reward each. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
65
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 17:32:00 -
[2087] - Quote
GÇ£War.GÇ¥ Thought Laudenum. We are have been war decced, again. She grumbled a string of Matari curses that would have her mother blanching but that was nothing new. She laid in bed stewing over the thought that while she was here recovering, her corporation could be attacked. Random took the news well but having just come off of one war, was reticent about going back into another. She really didnGÇÖt blame him. Having met Yiole and seeing what effect she was having on her blockhead brother, he didnGÇÖt blame him for not rushing off. But she could not just lay there. Her tower may be attacked and she was useless to its defense.
She climbed out of bed and began pulling tubes and wires. GÇ£Mama always said that there is only one person you can depend on.GÇ¥ She recited, the mantra being her credo for everything she had done in life. She started stripping away the flimsy hospital gown exposing bare flesh. She took a moment to look herself over. The scar across her abdomen will be a while in healing. Her left hand was splinted where the last three fingers were dislocated but the scar above her eye was more superficial and was healing nicely. She felt a little thin; perhaps she hadnGÇÖt taken the best care of herself in the last months. She made a mental note to program the food synthesizers with a healthier program. She had kept fine muscle tone but was losing the curves that allowed her to fill her clothes better. She turned to the mirror in her room and scanned herself over with a critical eye.
There was a knock on the door and Laudenum absently commented GÇ£Come!GÇ¥ as she turned in profile to the mirror. A man walked in and stood silently. Laudenum, still concentrating on the mirror grew tense. Her doctor usually greeted her upon entering and she felt the eyes of this person.
GÇ£Does my ass look flat to you?GÇ¥ she asked, trying to turn naturally looking in the mirror but actually squaring up to fight.
GÇ£I donGÇÖt think so, no.GÇ¥ he responded simply.
GÇ£Good answer.GÇ¥ Laudenum said as she finally turned to face her visitor. Her face went through a range of emotions upon seeing him. This was a stranger to her. Not unhandsome but definitely unknown. He was dark skinned Brutor with dreadlocked hair and a carefully trimmed goatee. He was built in a manner that Laud always found pleasing. Fit and breathing. He stood several steps away and appeared to be unarmed. GÇ£Anytime a woman asks your opinion on her anatomy, its best to answer with flattery.GÇ¥ She placed her hands on her hips apparently unconcerned with her full nudity. GÇ£Can I help you?GÇ¥
GÇ£Are you Laudenum Hayes?GÇ¥ The man asked.
GÇ£YouGÇÖre looking at her.GÇ¥ She responded, self conscious of the splint on her hand and the stapled wound across her chest. GÇ£Who the hell are you?GÇ¥ she finished, with a glare.
GÇ£I am Loco Kamikaze.GÇ¥ He said simply. GÇ£Someone you know by the name of Random asked for me to come here and keep you company while you were healing.GÇ¥ He glanced down to the floor, GÇ£I am at your disposal.GÇ¥
|
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
65
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 17:33:00 -
[2088] - Quote
She walked over to him no longer concerned about her nudity. Instead, she was hoping to use it to her advantage. GÇ£So, GÇ£said Laudenum trailing fingertips across his chest and arms GÇ£you need to do what I say?"
GÇ£Yes.GÇ¥ Loco said, his voice just a little husky.
GÇ£Good.GÇ¥ She purred in his ear, standing behind him. GÇ£First thing IGÇÖd like you to do is help get me out of here.GÇ¥
Nearly an hour had past. Loco returned to LaudenumGÇÖs room with a small bundle of clothing. When he entered, Laud was wrapping a white cloth bandage around her midsection and the bedGÇÖs sheet was suspiciously torn. It was obvious that the splinted hand was causing some difficulty. She stood up and walked over to Loco who had offered her the bundle of clothing and with a sly smile, she said GÇ£Do you think you can help me into these?GÇ¥ She reached into the bundle and extracted a black pair of panties and held them out to him perched on her finger. He swallowed and gingerly took the undergarment.
She didnGÇÖt make it easy for him. Every item he dressed her in required him to touch her or reposition her. At his touch she made pleased sounds, hoping to draw him out a bit more but even with the evident frustration she was causing, he was a gentleman. When he slid her brassiere into place, she half expected, even hoped, he would touch her but he dressed her carefully to avoid any chance of aggravating the injuries. When he helped her into her customary pocketed vest, she stepped in very closely and wrapped her arms around his head. She was conscious that she smelled of hospital soap. She had cleaned herself while he was away and even to her, the soap added nothing to heighten the mood. He gently placed his hands on her hips. GÇ£Thank you.GÇ¥ She said seriously. She kissed him then, slowly with a building heat. He began to reciprocate and as his hands tightened on her hips, her mouth moved slightly to bite on his lower lip, giving him a pleasant shock of pain. She seductively ran a line of kisses and bites down the side of his neck, holding his head with her splinted hand. A low growl of pleasure rose from his chest.
She opened his shirt, running her hands on his muscular chest. She planted a kiss, followed by a bite and said GǣAnd I am veryGǪ.Gǥ
She worked her way down, continuing to bite GǣGǪveryGǪGǥ
GǣGǪsorry.Gǥ Her face brushed his manhood through the tough fabric of his uniform and he issued a growl and a groan of pleasure. The distraction was enough for Laud to reach into the pocket of her vest and surreptitiously withdraw the hypodermic needle filled with the powerful sedative from her Intravenous fluids bag. She pushed the plunger of the hypodermic as she distracted him and a moment later, Loco slipped into unconsciousness and slumped to the floor. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
65
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 17:35:00 -
[2089] - Quote
reserved |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2340
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 19:32:00 -
[2090] - Quote
Poor Loco!
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22458
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 19:46:00 -
[2091] - Quote
Indeed, poor guy
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2340
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 21:34:00 -
[2092] - Quote
Part #1
#2
#3
#4
#5
#6
Indah was biking along one of the secondary roads near her family states. As most of the dirt roads in the area, it had been covered with LiveMac, one of the products manufactured by the Fazmarai family. It was a heavily engineered plant, which would root on the dirt and cover it with a highly resilient surface that provided traction and could withstand light use from rolling stock. The plant could live from dirt being deposited on it and rain, and had made a radical change in the meaning of "dirt road" at Indah's home planet.
Indah had planned her outing so it wouldn't take longer than an hour, and would drive her to some of her favorite places in the country. Biking by them, some had changed a lot, others don't, as Indah hadn't been to some since she was a child. As a teen, the city was a more interesting place to be at since Ishtanchuk's family left, in spite of all the social customs being forced on a future lady. As her siblings took different paths in life, Indah was a kind of heir, despite she was the younger child of her parents. Ishtanchuk's determination to have Indah tested and her successful conversion into a capsuleer had changed many things...
Eugerelia, Indahmawar's mother, had married quite young even for Khanid standards. She was merely 22 back then and was completly in love and certain of her decission, and so she married and gave Ruggenor three child, set apart by 3 years as was the custom. That would had been all if weren't for Eugerelia's loose Gallentean genes. At the age of 37, Eugerelia's older child was15 and the younger one 7, and she had the crazy idea that none of her children looked Gallentean enough. That thought built on her and she eventually suggested Rugenor to have yet another child. Ruggenor agreed, and thus Indahmawar was conceived.
Eugerelia's dream became true: the new born child was obviously fairer than her older siblings, and her eyes where of a blurry shade of gray which developed into green after a few weeks. Nobody inrerfered when Eugerelia decided to call her Indahmawar, "beautiful rose", and soon the new baby gathered a lot of attention and risked being spoiled.
But then, not everything was colored pink. Indahmawar's siblings never really befriended her, and she was regarded as a kind of uninvited guest to their brothership. Eugerelia did what she could, but she couldn't master her children's feelings; and anyway, Eugerelia soon found an unsuspected friend for her precious "Mawi".
Ruggenor's older bother, Ishtanchuck's father, had moved to the family states and bringed his family with him. Ishtanchuk was ten when Indahmawar was born and she found the new baby plain fascinating -way more than her own younger siblings. Assisting her aunt Eugerelia was first a game and then a hobby, and Ishtanchuk became a brotherly figure during most of Indah's childhood. Ishtanchuck grew up and developed into a very sexy teen, but she wouldn't stop finding time to spend with her younger cousin. The relationship continued even as Ishtanchuk started a college degree in, of all things, theology -probably the only career she could think of as a good excuse to delay marriage, albeit back in that time nobody figured that one of the most popular marriable misses in the planet could hold a different opinion about becoming the precious property of a fortunate man. Looking at her curvy figure and the whispered fame of her breasts -a whisper which translated into an average of 4 inappropiate "love" poems each week-, everyone figured that Ishtanchuk's family would have a tough time keeping her virgin. Seeing her habit of strolling, talking, going places and even playing with her cousin, 10 years younger, some others dared to hint some inapropiateness. And as the affection for Indahmawar was public and notorious, many sighed in relief when Isthanchuk's family left the planet back to their states. Indahmawar was 11 and Ish 22, and for the next years they would only meet each other occasionally.
Memories of childhood kept Indah busy for most of an hour, unconsciously biking around and avoiding the scarce traffic , and nothing would had broke her concentration if she hadn't noticed a car chasing her. Looking back, Indahmawar saw Kuto's face, and furiously pedaled away. Kuto chased her carefully, keeping a good distance, but obviously he wouldn't go away. Then he horned and Indahmawar stopped, feeling a fit of rage in her veins. How did he dared?
Kuto left the vehicle but rather than meet Indahmawar, he walked around it and opened the back door. With a feeling, Indahamawar stopped and waited, and then she saw Eugerelia exiting the car.
- Maman!
- Mawi!
There was no distance and no time at all as Indahmawar rushed forward and embraced Eugerelia, both them crying in joy. Indahmawar and her mother kissed each other's lip corners, in a traditional family greeting, and then Indahmawar just sunk into Eguerelia's arms, sobbing and making a mess on her moher's dress with her tears. Eugerelia drove Indah into the car, stlil crying, and sat in the back seat so Indah could lay with her head on Eugerelia's lap. As the car started up and Kuto drevo them to the family manor, Eugerelia caressed Indah's hair and kept saying:
- All is well, Mawi, all is well... now you are with maman... all is well, my baby, my precious flower. All is well... you're home now.
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1290
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 22:04:00 -
[2093] - Quote
most fun I've had in years |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
15727
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 22:12:00 -
[2094] - Quote
Loco Kamikaze wrote:most fun I've had in years
Laud told me shes sorry about what happened. No hard feeling about it. |
Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1290
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 22:29:00 -
[2095] - Quote
10/10 would do it all over again |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22476
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 22:35:00 -
[2096] - Quote
Loco Kamikaze wrote:most fun I've had in years
*Miz walks towards Loco
"If you ever find yourself in the need of a lady you can pleassure, you know where my CQ is. "
*She then kisses him on the cheek and slowly walks away while swaying her rear a little bit extra.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
376
|
Posted - 2013.06.06 22:55:00 -
[2097] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:*She then kisses him on the cheek and slowly walks away while swaying her rear a little bit extra.
*whispers to Kate*
Miz finally gets the bluuues...
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1290
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 00:38:00 -
[2098] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Loco Kamikaze wrote:most fun I've had in years *Miz walks towards Loco "If you ever find yourself in the need of a lady you can pleassure, you know where my CQ is. " *She then kisses him on the cheek and slowly walks away while swaying her rear a little bit extra.
*Loco looks around and sees 9 who is already staring in his direction. she gives a cute wave with the top half of her hand as if to say 'bye!'
*Loco walks as fast as he can after Mizzy |
Rain6639
Team Evil
752
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 07:05:00 -
[2099] - Quote
*9 stops in and finds 7 listening to a song by the jukebox. 7 is staring off into the distance
"what's up? you're alone? where's Commissar Kate?"
*7 slowly snaps out of it: "she's... gone to bed. and I'm awake just because I can't sleep." 7 rests her head on 9's shoulder and continues,"...she's all I can think about."
*9 chuckles and gives 7 a kiss on the forehead. "I'm glad to see you're still bat**** crazy. I was beginning to wonder if we'd lost you. c'mon, let's go home. it would be very nice if you'd keep me company tonight."
*7 pauses for a moment, then cute-hugs 9.
*9 puts a jacket around 7's shoulders and they head home.
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2282
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 08:00:00 -
[2100] - Quote
*stumbles in*
>.>
<.<
*nobodie's there, plunders coffee bar*
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
63277
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 08:02:00 -
[2101] - Quote
*Tackles Zoe*
MINE!
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2282
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 08:15:00 -
[2102] - Quote
*watches Alice consuming massive amounts of coffee*
Do you always bring in handcuffs and rope when on coffee hunt?
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
63277
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 08:18:00 -
[2103] - Quote
Well...
Erm....
*Goes Bright Red*
NO COMMENT!!
*Hides*
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2285
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 08:33:00 -
[2104] - Quote
*sips coffee cat-like*
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Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
18231
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 08:34:00 -
[2105] - Quote
*Sips the coffee, helping himself to the fresh pastries as he watches the catfight with a small nosebleed*
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
63298
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 08:37:00 -
[2106] - Quote
*Gets Ready to Tackle Chloe*
I have a feeling she gonna try and make a recuse attempt
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2288
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 08:38:00 -
[2107] - Quote
You are bleeding in your coffee, Sir!
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
389
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 08:39:00 -
[2108] - Quote
*enters the door, walks in bubble and get's tackled*
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
63298
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 08:40:00 -
[2109] - Quote
YES!!!!
*Ties up chloe next to Zoe*
Mission Success!!
Wait Why am I doing this?
Meh Oh Well
Yarrr!
|
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
18238
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 08:44:00 -
[2110] - Quote
*Lands beside Alice, and throws up his Hictor bubble*
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2288
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 08:45:00 -
[2111] - Quote
*squirms while Chloe just sits there, smiling*
You could at least try, stupid horsie...
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
63315
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 08:49:00 -
[2112] - Quote
*Drops key into her Cleavage*
*Laughing Menacingly*
*sits down Legs Crossed, Sipping a Fresh Coffee*
Today shall be fun ^_^
|
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
18259
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 08:52:00 -
[2113] - Quote
*Tackles Alice, pinning her down and rummaging around down her top to find the keys to save the girls!*
"Surrender the keys, for great justice!"
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
63315
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 08:55:00 -
[2114] - Quote
*Kicks Kirjava in the Crotch*
BAD! Down BOY!
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2290
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 08:55:00 -
[2115] - Quote
*stops refusing and joins Chloe's submit-smiling, while watching the adorable couple in front*
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Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22517
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 08:57:00 -
[2116] - Quote
*Slowly enters the bar without noticeing what Alice, Kirjava and the Kaltanas are doing. Miz orders breakfast and then finds herself a table.
*YAWN
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
63317
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 09:05:00 -
[2117] - Quote
*Pushes Kirjava off*
*Hides behind Mizzy*
SAVE ME!!!
|
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22523
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 09:12:00 -
[2118] - Quote
*Looks at Alice
"What's the hassle, girl? Can't I just enjoy my breakfast in peace? It's not like Loco and I have had any sleep last night."
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
18270
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 09:13:00 -
[2119] - Quote
*Grins victoriously with the keys hanging off his teeth.*
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2298
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 09:15:00 -
[2120] - Quote
*whispers to Chloe*
Now, she's got the blues.
*Chloe snickers silently*
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
63331
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 09:16:00 -
[2121] - Quote
Oh no!
|
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
18272
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 09:23:00 -
[2122] - Quote
" Oh yeaaaaa!"
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1303
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 09:28:00 -
[2123] - Quote
I can hardly walk |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22537
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 09:35:00 -
[2124] - Quote
Loco Kamikaze wrote:I can hardly walk
Goodmorning. Didn't expect to see you up so early after the night of hard work.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
18291
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 09:41:00 -
[2125] - Quote
*Unlocks the manacles on Chloe and Zoe, allowing them freedom to extract their vengeance*
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1306
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 09:42:00 -
[2126] - Quote
Mizhir wrote:Loco Kamikaze wrote:I can hardly walk Goodmorning. Didn't expect to see you up so early after the night of hard work.
I'm obviously tore up from the floor up but I love my life right now, I really do. *faints |
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
18291
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 09:43:00 -
[2127] - Quote
*Sighs and pants as he lifts up the heavy Loco and dumps him passed out on the couch.*
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
63343
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 09:47:00 -
[2128] - Quote
*Goes white*
Kirjava don't!
Oh gawd...
I'm so............ gonna regret this
|
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22553
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 09:54:00 -
[2129] - Quote
*Thanks Kirjava with a quick kiss. And then looks at Loco.
"Poor guy, he works so hard"
*She then finds a tablecloth and puts it over Loco as a blanket.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2302
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 09:56:00 -
[2130] - Quote
YAAAAY *glomps Alice and pillow smothers* ^-^
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
63349
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 09:58:00 -
[2131] - Quote
*Gasping*
Can't Breath!
|
Kirjava
Otella Redevelopment Agency
18296
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 10:15:00 -
[2132] - Quote
*Joins in hugging Alice and Zoe in a bearhug*
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2314
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 11:09:00 -
[2133] - Quote
*grants Alice some air*
Did you said something?
*gets pushed down by Kir again*
uffff
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
15809
|
Posted - 2013.06.07 11:11:00 -
[2134] - Quote
*Random strolls out of his room in shorts and a t-shirt yawning.*
Breakfast. Coffee. Good.
*Begins loading a plate with pastries and coffee oblivious to the general frollicking in the bar*
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Rain6635
Team Evil
183
|
Posted - 2013.06.08 22:53:00 -
[2135] - Quote
*5 is a little hipster girl and puts on a tune about something that predates the evegate discovery
she follows it up with another punky bopper
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Rain6637
Team Evil
1447
|
Posted - 2013.06.08 22:58:00 -
[2136] - Quote
*7 hip bumps 5 out of the way and queues up a pick of her own, and a jukebox duel ensues.
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Rain6639
Team Evil
757
|
Posted - 2013.06.08 23:01:00 -
[2137] - Quote
*9 joins in with a solid one, and stares 5 in the eye as if to say 'move over, child.'
Thanatoses for sale | is this what a Nyx sitter looks like? |
Rain6636
Team Evil
521
|
Posted - 2013.06.08 23:04:00 -
[2138] - Quote
*6 wants to listen to something mellow
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Rain6638
Team Evil
470
|
Posted - 2013.06.08 23:05:00 -
[2139] - Quote
*8 puts on Biggie and the rains stare at her like 'whaaat' and she's silently declared the winner
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
16010
|
Posted - 2013.06.08 23:15:00 -
[2140] - Quote
Rain6639 wrote:*9 joins in with a solid one, and stares 5 in the eye as if to say 'move over, child.'
Random sticks his head outside his room and gives 9 the universal "thumbs up" sign.
Then is pulled back into the room by a woman's arm.
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Tollen Gallen
Xionworld
49
|
Posted - 2013.06.08 23:50:00 -
[2141] - Quote
*Pulls Random back into the room*
I thought you said "intensely"
*shakes her head slightly as she rolls her eyes, and grabs the coffee*
anything interesting going on out there?
Meanwhile in the main room..... |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
16016
|
Posted - 2013.06.09 00:48:00 -
[2142] - Quote
Tollen Gallen wrote:*Pulls Random back into the room*
I thought you said "intensely"
*shakes her head slightly as she rolls her eyes, and grabs the coffee*
anything interesting going on out there?
Meanwhile in the main room.....
Looks at Tollen. Looks at Yiole. Looks back and forth between the two.
"Um,....how did...um, I didnt....."
Looks at the mounting rage in Yiole's face. "I didn't."
"Oh crap."
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Loco Kamikaze
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1310
|
Posted - 2013.06.09 01:26:00 -
[2143] - Quote
welcome to the land of torn between two women
PS: keep an updated clone |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
16017
|
Posted - 2013.06.09 01:40:00 -
[2144] - Quote
Loco Kamikaze wrote:welcome to the land of torn between two women PS: keep an updated clone
I think I'd prefer getting podded repeatedly, than get caught in the middle of this potential fight...
I wonder if Laud needs help defending the corp tower....
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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
18995
|
Posted - 2013.06.09 07:21:00 -
[2145] - Quote
Only one way out of this with dignity.
Introduce them and go for the belt
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Yiole Gionglao
259
|
Posted - 2013.06.09 08:08:00 -
[2146] - Quote
Yiole breathes deeply. Looks at Random. Looks at Tollen.
- Well, obviously someone got the wrong appartment number, and will be leaving now. You can have that mug of coffee in your hands, dear, but leave the rest. And good luck looking for your own belt, this one already is taken.
Random looks at Tollen. Looks at Yiole.
- I... *gulps*
Tollen looks at Yiole. Looks at Random.
- I get trios are out of place...?
Yiole looks at Tollen.
- Totally, dear.
Random sees the word "totally" matherialize in the air and hit Tollen like a train. That's not something someone sees too often.
- I... *gulps*
- Please, Mr. McNally, get out of the doorway. The miss was leaving.
- So prudish... -mumbles Tollen, and then she leaves.
Random looks at Yiole. Yiole looks at Random.
- I... *gulps*
- Will you bring that breakfast here?
- Yess, ma'am... |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2384
|
Posted - 2013.06.09 09:07:00 -
[2147] - Quote
*sees a bad mooded Tollen and a half full cup of coffee aligning to the bar and sitting down with a loud sigh. Zoe walk over and sits next to her*
"I don't know what dragged you down so much, but I think I have something that brings you up again."
*opens a bottle with shady content and refills Tollens coffee mug to the brim*
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Rain6637
Team Evil
1454
|
Posted - 2013.06.09 11:05:00 -
[2148] - Quote
thank god for that panic room. the bio scanning hidden doomsday panic room
Thanatoses for sale | is this what a Nyx sitter looks like? |
Tollen Gallen
Xionworld
67
|
Posted - 2013.06.09 11:14:00 -
[2149] - Quote
*Raises the mug with a half hearted smile and sups at the concoction, holding back a cough as the potent liquid hits the back of her throat*
"Thanks.... a lot, now if only i could remember how i got here and what.... *chuckles* nevermind"
*briefly peers over her shoulder and surveys the room, and goes back to supping from her mug*
|
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2378
|
Posted - 2013.06.09 21:27:00 -
[2150] - Quote
Part #1
#2
#3
#4
#5
#6
#7
- Stop there under those trees, Kuto -commanded Eugerelia.
- Maman?
- We better tidy up you a bit, you won't like that everyone sees you with that messy tearful face?
- Oh...
Eugerelia's pragmatism never ceased to amaze Indah, and so she wasn't shocked to see how her mother had readied a little set with a towel, a piece of cloth, a comb and some water. Indah cleaned up her face with a wet cloth, then dried up with the towel. Meanwhile, Eugerelia removed the kerchief around Indah's neck, folded it and put it inside a pocket of her coat. As Indah cobmed her hair, Eugerelia stood behind her, holding a mirror, and sighed softly after seeing the top capsuleer plug on indah's neck. Albeit it was carefully implanted and the skin around it was healthy, it looked so unnatural that it felt as if it could be just detached, instead of being solidly anchored to a vertebra. Eugerelia knew that there were four more, under the shirt, and she was tempted to stroke them above the cloth, but resisted it.
- Ready, Mawi?
- Ready.
Kuto drove the last couple of kilometers and Indah asked him to lower the barrier so she could see the house through the windshield. Ironically, Indah was so used to see it that she never bothered to memorize a general impression of it; seeing it grow as they got close was like a new experience.
The Fazmarai house was set in a wide open space, with several buildigns cattered to the right of the main drive and the manor to the left of it. There was a small forest of hard wood, which was used for events drign the summer, and several small groups of trees were scattered along the gardens in a apparently random fashion. The Fazmarai family was traditionally linked to tree business, from lumber to fruit trees, and Ruggenor also had expanded into other vegetable business like the LiveMac brand and even traditional agriculture. But trees were the main business,a nd the house was built 400 eyars aog with that spirit. The manor was built on monocarbinated wood or MCW, a hardly combustable and very tough matherial that allowed to build such a large house with incredibly thin pillars and vanes. The house itself was painted white with some structure elements in MCW's raw black color. The roofs were painted green and black in a pattern that reminded of treetops being held up by the thin black pillars.
As the car closed in, Indah could see a spaceship landed on the back pad. It was of Amarran design and had a convoluted decoration with golden swirls that shined under the sun. Indah figured that it was the personal yacht of her sister Perughan and her husband, a wealthy trader.
- Perughan is here?
- Yes, she is.
"And so you wanted me to look nice, even if i'm wearing these Gallentean clothes", thought Indah.
- Did they bring the children?
- No, they didn't. Your brothers also didn't came, as they're on duty, but Patixan said she would try to get a ship and come here... she's pregnant, though, and it's not less than 15 or 20 jumps.
Not seeing anyone else of her siblings, nephews and brothers- and sisters-in-law was not something that concerned Indah. She had travelled many jumps -and across a blockade- to meet her mother and discuss... discusss... Oh God. Discuss what? Indah felt a growing pressure in her throat and tears ready to flow again from her eyes. With an effort, she stiffied her upper lip as the car stopped. Kuto opened the door for Eugerelia and then for Indah, and they both walked to the main door, which opened from the inside.
Indah saw Urughan, the house butler, as he bowed to welcome the house lady and the young lady. Then he guided them to the welcome hall to the left of the main door, and there Indah could see two figures in Amarran clothes: her older sister Perughan, third of four, and her husband. Perughan was almost like a darker version of Eugerelia. Perfectly Khahnid but for the nose, she wore a strict black coat and trousers and her hair was put up in a knot. Her hair was naturally dark brown, but she dyed it black and along the side of her head was a stroke of red dye called a "holy gore", which was fashionable among Amarran female. Albeit her husband was Khanid, most of their business partners were Amarran and it was no secret that they were raising their children as bilingual Khanid and traditional Amarran. Also was no surprise that Perughan's first words upon seeing Indah were:
- Eventually you are here, young Indahmawar. Maybe you informed us of a wrong time of arrival for your flight? -then she turned to Eugerelia and kissed her right cheek instead of both lip corners.
- Welcome, mother. Are you fatigued by your outing looking for sister?
- Please, Perughan, may i ask you and your husband to accompany me while Mawi settles at her bedroom and readies for dinner?
- Of course, mother.
Seeing that Perughan made no hint to greet her, Indah hesitated but nonetheless kissed her right cheek, then Perughan's husband step forward and kissed indah's cheek coldly, muttering:
- Welcome milady Fazmarai, my sister-in-law.
Indahmawar bid farewell and kissed Eugerelia, then she walked to the stairway. She knew the way and didn't needed help to reach her bedroom.
(continues)
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2378
|
Posted - 2013.06.09 22:03:00 -
[2151] - Quote
(continued)
Indahmawar's bedroom was on the second floor, as all of the family members. Also were the former bedrooms of her siblings, now still in use as guest bedrooms. There had been a busy time when both of the Fazmarai brothers dwelled together and guests had to be hosted at the third floor, but since then the only bedrooms that hadn't been refit for different uses were the main bedroom (with the ancillary wife and husband bedrooms), and Indahmawar's own bedroom.
Obviously her luggage had arrived earlier and most of it had been set up at the dressroom, and the bags were stored in a closet; and so the bedroom looked almost untouched since she had slept there for the last time more than a year ago. The furniture were antiques, mostly painted white with black and green decoration following the family livery, but everything else was in Indah's taste. The walls were light blue with a soft green lowr band; there was a thick carpet by the bed (which Indah used to sleep on when she was a child and was upset), and the "princess bed" (actually an old artifact of the manor, quite severe under the colorful paint) was covered in a pale pink conforter with red kitten silhouettes. Indah smiled at the sight of the old comforter, and for a second a embarrassing thought crossed her mind with memories of meeting a man right on top of that same comforter and rushing for a towel to not stain it...
Indahmawar took of their clothes and had a shower (the bathroom hadn't been refurbished since she was 13, and sported red hearts on the walls). While showering, she browsed mentally the clothes she had brung with her and picked a few candidates to dress up for dinner. Probably she would meet his father then, and whatever had to be discussed later -again a pressure in her throat, which Indah soothed with a little gulp of shower water- would be of utmost importance.
But then, what was to discuss? Orphanage, as more than 70% of patients died during the first year? Heirdoom, again? How do you discuss wether your mother shall die?
Slowly and carefully, Indahamawar started picking clothes with shaky hands...
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
15999
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 12:50:00 -
[2152] - Quote
*Strolls into the bar smiling with spiffy new clothes on. They seem to be what a typical Caldari Officer would wear. A graphite dress blouse and a grey skirt with shiny black heels. Kate walks up to the bar and orders a cup of an Achuran tea.*
"So, what does everyone think of my new clothes?" |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1468
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 13:47:00 -
[2153] - Quote
*ninja sneaks next to Commissar Kate and pounces with a "RAWRRR!"
"I think ... I had no idea you could look more amazing than yesterday, but I am enlightened "
*orders 'whatever the Admiral is having'
Thanatoses for sale | is this what a Nyx sitter looks like? |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
63577
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 13:54:00 -
[2154] - Quote
*Skips in*
*Orders a Drink*
*Remote controls her Mining Barge*
|
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
16029
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 13:56:00 -
[2155] - Quote
*hugs 7 tightly*
"I'm so happy you think you think I look amazing, you make me feel so good when you say that. I also think you look amazing in that satin blouse." |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2478
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 14:05:00 -
[2156] - Quote
*sits next to Alice*
*orders a brandy*
*remote controls Alice to remote control her mining barge*
"This new generation of bann-safe mining bot technology is great!"
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Rain6637
Team Evil
1468
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 14:06:00 -
[2157] - Quote
*wants to ask 'what about out of it' but refrains. instead 7 holds out her datapad to Commissar Kate
"I had Loco develop these, I think they turned out nicely.
Thanatoses for sale | is this what a Nyx sitter looks like? |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
63580
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 14:07:00 -
[2158] - Quote
*Looks at Zoe out the corner of her eye*
*Wicked Smile*
*GLOMPS*
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2480
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 14:13:00 -
[2159] - Quote
Oh ****! Forgot to activate mind control safe moooooo,....!
....oh.....huhm...what are you........Alice.....
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
63584
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 14:18:00 -
[2160] - Quote
*Grabs Zoe Arm, Puling her to the Dancefloor*
Katie!
Hit that Jukebox!
|
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
16041
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 14:25:00 -
[2161] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:*wants to ask 'what about out of it' but refrains. instead 7 holds out her datapad to Commissar Kate "I had Loco develop these, I think they turned out nicely.
*Jumps up and down*
"Oh wow, those turned out very nice." |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2483
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 14:34:00 -
[2162] - Quote
*Kate is too distracted by the fabulous photos. Since no music appears, Alice sticks to simply savaging Zoe to the ground making "RAWRRR" and "YAWRRR" sounds*
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The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
63585
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 14:39:00 -
[2163] - Quote
Don't Forget Biting
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2484
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 14:47:00 -
[2164] - Quote
*can't talk right now because of bite-beebing*
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
63593
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 15:40:00 -
[2165] - Quote
*Drags Zoe into the Backroom*
!"-ú$%^&*()PEGIBLOCK)(*&^%$-ú"!
|
Tollen Gallen
Xionworld
243
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 16:05:00 -
[2166] - Quote
*Walks in and surveys the room, orders a Single malt and makes a beline for a quiet booth, sits down and waits for the real fun to begin as she thumbs of a mission brief* |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2492
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 16:08:00 -
[2167] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:*Drags Zoe into the Backroom*
!"-ú$%^&*()PEGIBLOCK)(*&^%$-ú"!
*acts a little the refusing one but Alice drags and pulls her on her hair through the doorframe followed by nearly throwing Zoe against the rooms opposite wall. Before any prying eyes can see any more details (like, Alice slowly approaching quivery Zoe), the heavy privacy door of the backroom slams close with a loud bang*
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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
19168
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 16:16:00 -
[2168] - Quote
*Wanders in, cracking his back and stretching after a days work at the Jita exchange. Spotting the ongoing party he orders a few jugs of Pina Colada and Black Russians.*
"Any of you want to help me drink this? I think I'm going to need it..."
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
63602
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 16:58:00 -
[2169] - Quote
I know that Voice!
*Opens the Door Slighty*
I knew it!
*Grabs Kirjava and drags him into the backroom also*
|
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
19177
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 17:01:00 -
[2170] - Quote
Welp
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2494
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 17:13:00 -
[2171] - Quote
*while Kirjava gets dragged in, the clearance between door frame and door leaf reveals a sweaty Zoe applied to some old fashioned wooden device. For a small moment, the whole bar can feel Kir's wide grin on his face before the door slams close again (but not before Tollen manages to sneak in too, unnoticed)*
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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
19181
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 17:24:00 -
[2172] - Quote
*Finds himself handcuffed to a wodden chair and a spotlight on his face*
"Hey... I don't know who this is or why... but I have a very specific set of~"
*Tries to break the chains futility*
"Can I help you with anything? "
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
16124
|
Posted - 2013.06.10 22:52:00 -
[2173] - Quote
Random steps out of his room with only a pair of shorts on. Opens up the heavy door and looks...
"Holy....."
Closes the door, obviously shaken by what he's seen and goes back to his room.
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
16177
|
Posted - 2013.06.11 01:32:00 -
[2174] - Quote
*hears strange noises and moaning from the back room*
"This place is getting weirder and weirder every day." |
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
19372
|
Posted - 2013.06.11 01:48:00 -
[2175] - Quote
Shouts echo from under the door.
"Please, for the love of...... NONONO NOT THE........ Why,... why would you do that?...."
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2552
|
Posted - 2013.06.11 08:58:00 -
[2176] - Quote
Zoe wakes up without any remembrance of what has happened last night.
While she slowly regains consciousness from a long and deep sleep,
she finds herself lying in a big bed, cuddled in between Alice, Kir and Tollen.
Still dizzy, Zoe tries to unknot herself from the entanglement as suddenly a
still sleeping Alice grabs her side and pulls closer followed by "GAAWWWRR".
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
63633
|
Posted - 2013.06.11 09:01:00 -
[2177] - Quote
*Licks*
|
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2552
|
Posted - 2013.06.11 09:17:00 -
[2178] - Quote
*snickers*
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2573
|
Posted - 2013.06.11 17:36:00 -
[2179] - Quote
*still tries to get up but then Alice suddenly makes this*
*gives up for today*
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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
19665
|
Posted - 2013.06.11 17:45:00 -
[2180] - Quote
*Tries to reclaim his left Arm from Alice*
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
16649
|
Posted - 2013.06.12 14:42:00 -
[2181] - Quote
*notices 7 has her butch look back*
"I don't like that look as much as your normal look but its still hot." |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1502
|
Posted - 2013.06.12 15:51:00 -
[2182] - Quote
i can put a bag over my head if you'd prefer, Commissar Kate.
*stands with her hands clasped in front of her
Thanatoses for sale | is this what a Nyx sitter looks like? |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
23629
|
Posted - 2013.06.12 16:26:00 -
[2183] - Quote
Hey Rain, remember when I told you that archons are better than thannies?
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1502
|
Posted - 2013.06.12 16:31:00 -
[2184] - Quote
ah, i take it you're following my ships and modules thread
Thanatoses for sale | is this what a Nyx sitter looks like? |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
23629
|
Posted - 2013.06.12 16:36:00 -
[2185] - Quote
Just saw it :)
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1503
|
Posted - 2013.06.12 16:41:00 -
[2186] - Quote
1: i'm not losing ISK so NYAH and if I was i would hate you right now
2: at least I didn't go with Chimeras
Thanatoses for sale | is this what a Nyx sitter looks like? |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2612
|
Posted - 2013.06.12 18:27:00 -
[2187] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:1: i'm not losing ISK so NYAH and if I was i would hate you right now
2: at least I didn't go with Chimeras
Lies! All speculations are going well, always!
....
....
...anyone interested in 872 Iteron Mk V? ...anyone?
...please?
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Rain6637
Team Evil
1512
|
Posted - 2013.06.12 19:10:00 -
[2188] - Quote
Thanatoses now 20% cooler with a my-first-barbiethanny kit
Thanatoses for sale | is this what a Nyx sitter looks like? |
Yiole Gionglao
270
|
Posted - 2013.06.12 19:22:00 -
[2189] - Quote
Do you need male exotic dancers? I've got 10 of them (do-not-ask). |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
16671
|
Posted - 2013.06.12 21:10:00 -
[2190] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:i can put a bag over my head if you'd prefer, Commissar Kate.
*stands with her hands clasped in front of her
Not needed, I like them alive and feisty. |
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
20019
|
Posted - 2013.06.12 21:17:00 -
[2191] - Quote
*Takes an Iteron V in his mouth and lights up*
*Puff*
*Puff*
"Interesting taste..."
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2624
|
Posted - 2013.06.12 22:18:00 -
[2192] - Quote
*takes a snapshot*
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Rain6637
Team Evil
1519
|
Posted - 2013.06.13 02:21:00 -
[2193] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6637 wrote:i can put a bag over my head if you'd prefer, Commissar Kate.
*stands with her hands clasped in front of her Not needed, I like them alive and feisty.
i'm your girl
Thanatoses for sale | is this what a Nyx sitter looks like? |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
16719
|
Posted - 2013.06.13 12:30:00 -
[2194] - Quote
Rain6637 wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6637 wrote:i can put a bag over my head if you'd prefer, Commissar Kate.
*stands with her hands clasped in front of her Not needed, I like them alive and feisty. i'm your girl
I know you are and I would not have it anyother way.
*bites lip* |
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
20258
|
Posted - 2013.06.13 12:32:00 -
[2195] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:*takes a snapshot*
*Strikes a pose for the camera.*
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Rain6637
Team Evil
1535
|
Posted - 2013.06.13 12:36:00 -
[2196] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6637 wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Rain6637 wrote:i can put a bag over my head if you'd prefer, Commissar Kate.
*stands with her hands clasped in front of her Not needed, I like them alive and feisty. i'm your girl I know you are and I would not have it anyother way. *bites lip*
the cat is alive!
Thanatoses for sale | is this what a Nyx sitter looks like? |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2419
|
Posted - 2013.06.13 13:02:00 -
[2197] - Quote
2 +º:
- They're already selling 2014 wall calendars in my town
- If 12 months are too few... why not just thematize as "days"?
FAI:
Commisar Kate: "Working mom Day"
Graygor: "Mercenaries Day"
The Kaltanas: "Horseriding Day"
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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
20320
|
Posted - 2013.06.13 13:15:00 -
[2198] - Quote
Kirjava and Alice, St Andrews day
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
65376
|
Posted - 2013.06.13 14:01:00 -
[2199] - Quote
*Strides in, right up too the bar*
100 Shots Quick, a Party is about to Kick off! ^_^
|
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
20406
|
Posted - 2013.06.13 14:05:00 -
[2200] - Quote
2 magnums of your best bubbly barwench, we've got a party starting
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
65397
|
Posted - 2013.06.13 14:08:00 -
[2201] - Quote
*Kicks off Over Garments*
Ahhhh It's good to be free, If not a little cold xD
|
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
20418
|
Posted - 2013.06.13 14:11:00 -
[2202] - Quote
*Strips to speedos and a bowtie*
The booze and dancin ought to warm ye up ginga
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Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
24061
|
Posted - 2013.06.13 14:17:00 -
[2203] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:*Kicks off Over Garments*
Ahhhh It's good to be free, If not a little cold xD
I will keep your warm
*Glomp*
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
65415
|
Posted - 2013.06.13 14:19:00 -
[2204] - Quote
Wait so only 3 of us showed up?
|
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
20426
|
Posted - 2013.06.13 14:23:00 -
[2205] - Quote
Hey, threes a crowd right?
Tequila shots all round
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
12964
|
Posted - 2013.06.13 14:36:00 -
[2206] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:Hey, threes a crowd right? Tequila shots all round
5-some!
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á
Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?-á
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
17388
|
Posted - 2013.06.13 14:51:00 -
[2207] - Quote
*Pokes head out of room and see's the beginnings of a Pantsu party developing*
Hmmmm, I could be persuaded.
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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
20486
|
Posted - 2013.06.13 16:14:00 -
[2208] - Quote
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Kirjava wrote:Hey, threes a crowd right? Tequila shots all round 5-some!
I'm game
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Rain6636
Team Evil
524
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Posted - 2013.06.13 18:02:00 -
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Commissar Kate, if we don't stop looking so sexy CCP will nurf Achura
btw, I'm wearing strawberry lip gloss
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2664
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Posted - 2013.06.13 18:54:00 -
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Pfff...Achurans...typical! Drooling over their own sexyness while a mass effect party is developing!
*grabs Six and Kate and enters Mass PvP with the others*
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2423
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Posted - 2013.06.13 21:18:00 -
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Part #1
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"...if i had to summarize, the most common scenario for the next months will be of increasing tumoural activity. We will battle it by a replacement therapy, which over time will damage the cohesion of organs and their proficency, which then we will fight wiht nanite assistance, until tissue colapse is to spread. Then organs will start suffering failures and we will transplant new ones, until the tumoral activity reaches the brain and the damage becomes neuronal. That is the longest and most uncertain phase as we can fight really hard battles against tumours in the brain, but we shall be aware that quality of life will be harmed in the process. And regretfully, statistics are against a chance of long term survival until a natural exctinction age."
As the image faded away, everyone in the room stirred up. The recording of the interview with the doctors wasn't very long, but the conversation with them had explained the situation better than any second nand account could do. Indah was appalled as the prospect was even worst than it looked before, now that the specialists had detailed how and why her mother would begin to die. Not just be sick, but die, as even the treatments would destroy her health in the long run. There was no way to tank an enemy within, a disease closer to a systemic failure than to an enemy that could be identified, cornered, and defeated.
Indah was feelign very little and detached inside her blue ao dai as silence soar don the family members, and then Pedughan broke the silence and Indah was startled to see her on the verge of tears.
- It is bad... very worst than what we... I.. expected. Mother...
- Don't worry, Pedi. I am so sorry to cause you this trouble, all this suffer... I am feeling good, really, but the doctors where very explicit on what would happen. It is happening already, they say.
- Well, we still have hope. Mother, Ghorkan and i contacted some epople... in high positions... we are sure that we can acces a Preserver oft he Holy Flesh. i won't talk bad abotu these wise doctors, even the Gallentean one looked competent, but a Preserver it's nto just a doctor... they're specialists in facing the natural decay of our flesh -Indah could senset how her sister Padughan looked at her-. And for all i heard your... disease... is just like that. It will take no longer than a few weeks to arrange it, then we can fly you to Amarr and meet the Preserver.
The suggestion was welcomed with some attention but Indah just was lost in her thoughts. Preservers are expert on Amarrian elder... not Khanid-Gallentean mixed persons. Indah almost hated hersef for thinking, but she had been listening closely to what the Gallentean specialist said. Indah felt that what the man tried to convey was that Eugerelia was slipping between the cracks -that even a pure Gallentean would be in trouble but she and her Khanid dominant fenotype were beyond what science had explored and understood. How many mixed Khanid-Gallentean are in New Eden? How many develop Gallentean RGD 503?
- Young sister?
- Huh? -Indah just noticed that Pedughan had been talking to her
- You got distracted as we talked about family matters.
- I...
Indaa tried to apologyze, but to no avail. There was a lifetime of misundertanding between her and Pedughan; Pedi was the third sibling and first girl, and had a special place in the family until another girl was born, younger and prettier. Pedughan engaged in one of her usual tirades on how indah was not doing her share, how the family needed her (with two male in the military and a female very busy in a thirvign business, there was no natural replacement for the parents, unless the younger female amrried with the right man... arguments where exposed in the usual order, for the usual reasons, and Pedughan noticed the usual discomfort, Indah's stubborn contempt mixed with that alien gaze in her eyes, which Pedughan started noticing since she was a capsuleeer... not an ordinary human. Not an ordinary younger sister. Who had not an ordinary share of mother's heart. Pedughan stopped talking, eventually, and Ruggenor talked.
- We all have listened to the points made. bu those are words of sorrow, as are plans for what we don't want to happen. I thank you, pedugahn and Gorkhan, for youre fforts. Anythign is welcome and your words about meeting with a Preserver have relieved a share of my own fear of the future. But then, I there is something else i want to say. Indahmawar...
- Yes, dad?
- indahmawar, doctor Marjois wanted something more. He said that he wanted to talk to you, after I convinced him. i want him to check you.
- Cechk me? Why?
- Your morher suffers a Gallentean disease. You are the more Gallentan of our children... and you are... special.
- Btu I don't...
- I know! And I pray! But for the love of God, Indahmawar, let the doctor check you! We never figured that your mother could be carrying... developing... the disease. And you are special.
- Ruggenor! You didn't told me! -Eugerelia was pale and looked at her husband in shock. How? Was it possible...?
- Eugerelia, I can't help it. I am terrifid to lose you, and seeing how Indah is... different... it drives me mad.
- No, no, n...
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2423
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Posted - 2013.06.13 21:41:00 -
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(continued)
Later that evening, Indahmawar was in her bedroom, unable to convince herself to go to sleep. Her head spinned continuosuly between her mother's disease and the i uncomfortable thought that maybe she was bearing the same disease, or god knows what else. Maybe her status as a capsuleer was a cursed gift? And thn she hated herself for not thinkinh on the ordeal awaitng before her mother, as medicine fought a battle against disease and both they destroyed the battlefield... Eugerelia's body.
Bracing her knees, head down, Indah barely noticed how the door opened. Eugerelia closed to the bed, dressed in a warmer gown.
- I saw light and noticed you aren't sleeping, Mawi.
- Mom... i am too excited to sleep.
- i figure so. But then, you also were very nervous as a child. Everything was so interestign that you couldn't wait to the next day... but you also were a good child. Once i put you to sleep, you would stay. And then you made such funny noises when sleeping...
- Mom... -Indah blushed slightly.
- Please, go to sleep now. Get off the bed... here...
Eugerelia spred the bed linen.
- Now, lay in.
- Mom, what are you doing?
- I am puting you to sleep. And don't say no.
- Mom, I'm 22!
- And i'm 59. But don't think i can't remember how to make you obey.
Eugerelia made a gesture to tickle Indah, and Indah laughed softly.
- Oh, you really mean it?
- Of course. It's been a long day and full of horrible things. Now, to bed.
Indahmawar obyed, bemused but also very touched. Eugerelia covered her with the bed sheets, then leaned on the bed to reach Indah's face. Eugerelia softly kissed her lip corners and Indahmaar answered, smiling.
- Sweet dreams, Mawi, my precious flower. You are not ill. I sense it. And all will be well.
- All will be well, mom...
- Yes. Good night, Mawi.
Eugerelia switched off the lights, and Indah spent a while thinkign of what had happened. Unconsciously, she was so amazed at her mother putitng her to sleep, that she fell asleep before being able to go back to her grim thoughts of disease and death...
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Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
24145
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Posted - 2013.06.13 21:47:00 -
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Rain6636 wrote:Commissar Kate, if we don't stop looking so sexy CCP will nurf Achura
btw, I'm wearing strawberry lip gloss
Nerf Achuras, buff Vherokoirs.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
16845
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Posted - 2013.06.14 00:03:00 -
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Rain6636 wrote:Commissar Kate, if we don't stop looking so sexy CCP will nurf Achura
btw, I'm wearing strawberry lip gloss
*licks 6's lips*
"You're right. It does taste like strawberry." |
Rain6636
Team Evil
528
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Posted - 2013.06.14 00:22:00 -
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mmnnnh... ok that felt better than I imagined
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Rain6636
Team Evil
564
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Posted - 2013.06.15 11:57:00 -
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*6 is waiting for downtime to end, and working on a picture with her datapad.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2434
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Posted - 2013.06.15 12:41:00 -
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Rain6636 wrote:*6 is waiting for downtime to end, and working on a picture with her datapad.
Nyan Kate!
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2688
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Posted - 2013.06.15 16:21:00 -
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Rain6636 wrote:*6 is waiting for downtime to end, and working on a picture with her datapad.
Aww how cuuuuute =)
Btw, here is some footage of Commissar Cat scaring a single hauler somewhere in low-sec!
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Tollen Gallen
Xionworld
512
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Posted - 2013.06.15 16:48:00 -
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LOL
Orders a drink from the bar and sits down in an empty booth, and waits for the mayhem to start |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2436
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Posted - 2013.06.15 17:06:00 -
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*Remotely uploads a video*
Minmatarr Channel #1045: "Jet yourself"
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2436
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Posted - 2013.06.15 18:22:00 -
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Part #1
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As Kuto drove through the city streets, taking Indah to the appointment with Dr. Marjois, Indah was feeling nervous. She feared that the row of bad news hand't ended yet and what the doctor would find in his checkings. Strangely enough, the meeting had been appointed at a hotel, rather than a hospital, and so Indah also feared that the appointment would be just an interview and she'd had to wait for the actual checks.
Kuto stopepd the car adn cehcked wether the hotel doorman had seen the crest on the car. He did and recognized that teh vehicle was from the Fazmarai states, and so the doorman opened the car's back door and waited for the miss inside. He noticed she was young and pretty, and recognized Indahmawar Fazmarai. He gave a quick glance to the back of her neck... there was, the capsuleer plug. The doorman accompanied the young Lady Fazmarai and delivered her to the receptionist.
An assistant guided Indahmawar to a private meetings room and introduced her to the man waiting inside.
- Lady Indahmawar of the Fazmarai family. She appointed you today, doctor Marjois.
- Of course. Thank you, now you can leave. Welcome, mademoiselle Fazmarai. Does that chair suit you or you want to seat elsewhere?
Indahmawar entered the room and noticed how the doctor was not alone. A woman was inisde the room, leaning on the wall by the door, in a dead angle to anyone standing outside and peeking through the doorway.
- I hope you don't oppose if Ms. Kuvan accompanies us...
Indah looked at thed cotor, then the woman. Dr. Marjsois was a typical Gallentean in his fifties and she recognized him from the recorded interview with her parents, but the woman was totally unknown. She looked like a Jin Mei, with very pale skin and large eyes of undefined gray color. She walked to the chairs and sat neither too far nor too close to the doctor and Indah, once Indah sat on the chair offered by doctor Marjois.
- Well, Mlle. Fazmarai, i guess your paettns already shared the recording on what we know about your mother's disease, and your father probably warned you that he wanted you to talk with me about the genetical implications for you...
- Yes, he is afraid that my own specialness may be related to my mother's disease.
- Well, let me be frank, Mlle. Fazmarai... that was a kind of arrangement so this interview happened. The chances that you carry the disease are very slim and we can palin neglect thm (albeit we can check you if you want). Let me talk you about the disease itself and eventually why you are here... and Miss Kuvan too.
Doctor Marjois leaned on the chair and started talking, in a didactical tone:
"Gallentean RDG 503 is not a genetical disease from birth, but a disease that develops in a haplogenetical level. The patient will develop ti as his or her genes are exposed tot e environment and other factors. This is what makes it difficult to predict from a genetical mapping. A person can healthy check after check, be exposed to any kind of trigger, and develop the disease. In that sense it is akin to the old cancer diseases.
As you know, when extensive organ damage is implied, the usual therapies include therapeutic cloning. Beyond a certian point, the risks of mind trasnfer are overcome by the need to implant the mind in a healthy body. Needless to say, many use therapeutical cloning for... say.. aesthetical uses, but it is a powerful tool for present day medicine. And of course, that was the first your father thought -despite Amarrian dislike for cloning, he was aware that a clone could be the solution to the disease... unfortunately, we had to disappoint him. "
Indahmawar sighed. She had been wondering why nobody was talking about clones...
"As a clone is manufactured like a literal copy of the person, it will carry on any genetical damage suffered by the original body and which can't be removed. Cloning a person with RGD 503 is like copyign software with a virus... the disease will come back again, and albeit I know of patients who have been shifting clones regularly to extend their lifes, they aren't accounted for in medical records. RGD 503 damages the brain and that increases the risks of cloning, and a fatal mind miscarry is the unavoidable result of recursive cloning."
- So there is no hope?
- As far as standard medicine goes, not... but then, as I said, this meeting was arranged so we could discuss certain topics of interest. Yoru cousin, mademosielle Ishtanhuck, is quite a cunning person and she could see the implications of the disease and figured what strings to pull to get an answer.... this is why i was assigned to assist your parents' doctors, and also why Miss Kuvai is here...
Miss Kuvai smirked, and then sat by doctor Marjois. Suddenly, indahmawar noticed that she coudn't determine miss Kuvai's age. Was she young? Old? Her pale, spotless skin was almost supernatural. Her eyes were unexpressive... Indah recalled the words, "clones for aesthetical uses". Smirking again,...
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2436
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Posted - 2013.06.15 19:03:00 -
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(continues)
Indahamwar was shocked, which obviously was the point with miss Kuvai's words. Pretending to ignore Indah's shock, miss Kuvai said:
- You capsuleers and the use of therapeutical cloning have been inducting a interesting bias in the public perception of cloning. You, we, talk about "cloning" and refer to the process of manufactuing a body replica out of biological matter... but such a clone is called a "manufactured clone", and it's not the only type of clone. Because also exist what are called cultured clones.
Miss Kuvai made a pause, and Indah obliged:
- Cultured clones?
- Cultured clones. A cultured clone is a clone that has been grown out of a single cell, which contains a copy of the target's original genetical complement. That cell then develops as a embryo, a fetus, a child and then an adult which ages to the target's age, at a very accelerated pace. Nevertheless, cultured clones are way slower to produce than manufactured clones. They also are more expensive and require a kind of technology not very developed in the Empires. The advantage of cultured clones is that they can be made from unmodified genetical matherial, leaving behind any disease caused by life.Once the new and healthy clone is grown, the process of mind transfer is like in a regular clone.
- And that works?
- For sure. I suffered Gallentean RGD 503 27 years ago... was transferred to a cultured clone... and have been using manufactured clones since then. Not of my age, as a woman is allowed to be vain.
- Oh, of course... but, why this are not big news? Why this appointment?
- Put simple, because cultured clones are ilegal. Or, more especifically, trasnferring a mind to a cultured clone is ilegal in all Empires. In Amarr, a cultured clone has got a soul - scratch mind transfer. In Minmatarr, cultured clones are persons if they are grown with a brain -scratch it. Caldari, they refuse to legalyze the acceleration process. And Gallente, they forbid the development of full cultured bodies. Admittedly the later Empires have got a kind of a reason, in their view...
- Why?
- My dear, the current and best growth acceleration technology was developed by Sansha Kuvaklei... he's a good father for his children, and he wanted the best for them... until he figured other ways to caretake us.
- You are a...?
- Yes, I am a "Sansha", as you call us. And it's quite ironical that you need us now, after how many of ours have been murdered by your cousin...
Indahmawar felt like the air in the room thinned and the ground vanished under her. For a second she panicked and feared that she was been attacked, but then she saw miss Kuvai's eyes staring at her, coldly and cruelly. And then the Sanha agent said:
- This is going to cost you dearly, babe...
Indahmawar nodded, completely appalled, as her heart galloped with fear and anticipation. Her mother's lffe was in hands of a nation who had every reason to hate her family. What the hell was Ishtanchuk thinking?
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Keily Shane
Kaltana Industries
0
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Posted - 2013.06.15 21:13:00 -
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*enters the bar and walks straight to the backrooms where the Kaltana stables are located after waving around to the guests* |
Rain6636
Team Evil
565
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Posted - 2013.06.15 21:44:00 -
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Tollen Gallen wrote:LOL Orders a drink from the bar and sits down in an empty booth, and waits for the mayhem to start
mayhem is where you make it, silly!
*6 notices there's a lot of hay on the floor today, and kicks some with her foot
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2691
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Posted - 2013.06.16 11:12:00 -
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Zoe is busy in stowing 10 and .03 hay balls in one of the backrooms.
After finishing, she calls up Chloe, dresses her in a pony harness and hands her a letter with a name and a room number.
Chloe nods silently and gets on her way...
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SokoM
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.06.16 11:16:00 -
[2226] - Quote
*SokoM is rather nervous and has heard the stories about Chloe being quite a handful. he stops and imagines what it will be like to look a gorgeous, powerful woman in the face who also refuses to speak
I wonder what is going on in her mind...
no matter--I know what's going on in mine! |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1562
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Posted - 2013.06.16 11:18:00 -
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your like virginity is mine, *****
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
411
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Posted - 2013.06.16 12:30:00 -
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Chloe checks the door number with the one on her letter, then she knocks.
A gallentean male opens the door and gazes at her face with anticipation.
Chloe silently looks back and hands him the letter.
---
Dear Customer.
Thanks for the transaction and choosing one of our blood horses.
To prevent accidents and for your own safety,
please never undress the harness and keep her strings tigtened at all times.
Best Regards,
Zoe Kaltana
www.bloodhorsetribe.com
---
With a broad smile but also a growing nervousity inside, Soko seizes Chloes strings and pulls her inside his room and then closes the door again. Overcarefully.
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Rain6637
Team Evil
1568
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Posted - 2013.06.17 08:48:00 -
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*7 is rocking out to the jukebox, she's paid the bartender 10 million ISK to turn the PA system up to 11.
it's obvious who she's thinking of
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Gilligan2011
Angry Gamers Incorporated
97
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Posted - 2013.06.18 03:58:00 -
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*walks into the bar trying to be unnoticed, but as this bar is usually only entered by a select few, heads turn to see who this newcomer is*
"umm... hello. How are you all doing?"
*Gilligan hides by sitting on a barstool and puts her head to the bar, feeling the stares bore holes in the back of her head* |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
16967
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Posted - 2013.06.18 05:12:00 -
[2231] - Quote
Me?
Oh and you look delicious tonight 7. |
Yummy Chocolate
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2013.06.18 06:24:00 -
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uno Indahburger por favor |
Yiole Gionglao
275
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Posted - 2013.06.18 06:58:00 -
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Random entered the bar and noticed that there was some activity by the billiard tables, consisting mostly of Yiole playing alone by one of the tables. Random closed in and started watching her play, enjoying a series of views which consisted of largely interesting feminine curves, both standing and in motion. Moving stealthily, Random began circling the table in look of the nicest views, and it took a while until he stopped focusing on the player and noticed that Yiole was hitting the balls apparently randomly.
- Errr... what are you playing?
- Huh?
- What's the game? You're hitting the balls randomly!
- No, i am not. I am hitting a warm colored ball with a cold colored one, then a cold colored one with a warm colored one.
- But that's not a pool game...!
- Of course it is. It's Calvinball.
- Calvinball??
- Yay, you make up the rules for each game.
- But... don't you know to play pools?
Yiole shook her head humorously.
- There at the mines, we played Calvinball.
- I can't believe it.
- But it's true -Yiole smirked- You see, with everyone and his dog coming from all corners of New Eden, everyone wanted to play HIS game by HIS rules. So we the female miners made up our own game. To be honest, it took a while to convince those cantankerous thugs, but saturday night Strip Calvinball helped a lot.
- Strip Calvinball???
- Whatever the rules for the play, when you miss, you remove a piece of dress, and dress up again if you hit.
- And when you run out of pieces?
- Then you lose and become the prize for the winner -Yiole stared at Random, naughtily.
- Jesuschrist! You're making that up, aren't you?
- Maybe yes, maybe don't... -said Yiole, winking.
- Houm... could we...?
- No Strip Calvinball this early in the morning, Mr. McNally. But, if you want to teach me some game... i may be interested to learn.
- Doh. Do you know wether there are snooker tables here?
- Probably... but, what's snooker?
- Better let me show you...
After finding the appropiate table and balls, snooker lessons began, and quickly the billiard tables began drawing the attention of other patrons... |
Rain6637
Team Evil
1571
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Posted - 2013.06.18 08:07:00 -
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Commissar Kate wrote:Me? Oh and you look delicious tonight 7.
yes, you, beautiful. I heard that song for the first time and found myself wishing I knew how to bake.
can't seem to find the skillbook anywhere.
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Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
66834
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Posted - 2013.06.18 08:32:00 -
[2235] - Quote
Strip Calvinball
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2702
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Posted - 2013.06.18 10:14:00 -
[2236] - Quote
I'm in.
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Rain6638
Team Evil
510
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Posted - 2013.06.18 11:04:00 -
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Yummy Chocolate wrote:uno Indahburger por favor
I want one too, i'm hungry!
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2464
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Posted - 2013.06.20 13:37:00 -
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*remotely uploads video*
Minmatarr subway security tip: do not lean on the doors
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2466
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Posted - 2013.06.20 21:50:00 -
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Part #1
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- This is going to cost you dearly, babe... -said miss Kuvai.
Indah gathered her forces and struggled to find a suiting answer. But she only could come up with:
- What is the price?
- The price? No, we're not selling you anything. We're offering an agreement, with you and that murderous cousin of yours. You have been lucky as the recent events with Mr. Heth and his colleagues have damaged the sheltering for our activity in Caldari space, and so we are forced to end it before it becomes too public. We're moving into Gallente space, and you're so lucky that you mother could be the third clone we engage in our Gallentean setup. And guess what? Your financial contribution would be helpful. You capsuleers have got access to richess hard to come by to the rest of mankind.
- So you want money? How much?
- First let me tell you what we can do. As I said before, culturing clones it's not fast. It takes time. I made a little schedule on the development of a cultured clone suit to your mother.
"Developing a clone from the primer cell to an age of 6 months takes 6 weeks. That's the most difficult part, at least in terms of failed clones. Developing it from 6 months to 12 years takes another 6 weeks, and it's pretty safe. Sexual maturation is slower, and moving from 12 years to 15 years takes 3 weeks. Then we can fully develop into an adult easier, and moving from 15 years to 25 years only takes 5 weeks. Once the clone is adult, we can age it even faster, at a pace of 5 years per week, so for your mother aging would require some 7 weeks.
This totals 27 weeks. The price for the process, your share of the deal, will be 500 million to start, and then 250 million each week, and 500 million for each succesful critical stage. Those are 6.75 bilion in development costs and 3 billion more in bonuses. You being you, that's just 100 times higher than the usual fare, and roughly twice the amount your cousin earned killing our brothers and sisters."
Miss Kuvai's smirk twisted into a emotionless rictus. She stared at Indah like trying to pin her on a wall with her gaze, as Indah made some quick calculations. Then she realized and asked:
- 27 weeks? Those are almost 7 months... how will be my mother in seven months?
- Oh, probably she won't be suffering brain damage yet -said Miss Kuvai in a false jovial tone.
- Brain damage? And what if her brain is already damaged?
- Then the mind transfer will carry the damage onto the new body. Maybe you could try praying so your mom's brain stays healthy for a few months starting now? We make science, not miracles.
Indah set her teeth, trying to control herself and the stinging long to cry like a baby.
- I accept the deal. I can give you the 500 million tomorrow. What else you need to start?
- Oh, almost nothing. Dr. Marjois already got all the matherial we need; obviously the Khanid doctors couldn't tell what he was doing as the expert in RGD 503. We can start culturing 100 primer cells within 24 hours, and from them we will pick 10 "birth" candidates. Once they're 6 months we'll pick 3 growth candidates, one as a main clone and the others as backup. Once the main clone is ready to release, we'll offer you the chance to euthanize the others. We don't want to mass clone anyone...
- Did you said 10 birth candidates?
- Yes, and we may lose a few and have to euthanize the rest. But don't bother yourself with pity: they only look like toddlers, they don't have a conscious brain. Not until we force a mind structure into them.
- And what about Ishtanchuk?
- Another agent is dealing with her. I'll let you her tell the good news on how she can repay her violence against us.
- So we have a deal?
- Just send in the money. But, mind this, babe: i don't think you have the galls to even try to, but if you think about crossing us, mind that your initial payment is way, way higher than the fee for an assassination in this planet. Don't do anything stupid.
Indah paled and had to swallow before she could talk:
- Of course. We have a deal. But let me remind you that you Sanshas don't last long when we capsuleers face you, and so far, you have never been anything else than a roadside fun to my kind. We never had a reason to pick on you.
- Are we in space, young lady Fazmarai? -laughed miss Kuvai.
After miss Kuvai and Indah made some arrangements on the payment procedures, Indahmawar left the room, feeling a bittersweet taste in her mouth. As the door closeed behind her, Dr. Marjois talked to miss Kuvai:
- What do you think? Will she be worth? Those capsuleers handle billions like pocket change...
- Heh. She's harmless and probably will be able to find the money. Easy startup for the Gallentean operation. But her cousin... that b*tch just pulled...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Yiole Gionglao
278
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Posted - 2013.06.21 13:26:00 -
[2240] - Quote
The Greater Fool Bar public notice: we're closed because of a Private Party
Inside the bar, the game of Strip Calvinball was progressing. With several ladies unclad to the point of being only 1 missed stroke from becoming the prize for the winner, it was Yiole Gionglao's turn. The rules for the game demanded that on her turn, she had to bounce a ball on three sides without touching any other ball. That should be easy, albeit Yiole had been drinking a tad much and she had managed to lose 5 clothes so far, with only her undies remaining. Everyone watched carefully as she aimed, stroke the ball, and it bounced on a side... then another... then hit a ball.
- Dammit!
The group cheered and chanted:
- Another one miss the ball! Another one bites the dust! Another one pays back!
- Ok, Ok, it is my turn...
Yioel looked around at the several breasts already exposed, then she smirked maliciously and said:
- It is the natural tendency of women, to not think carefully in a case like this and just remove their brassier. BUT, I am a experienced player, i know this game, and i know that my boobs would bother me playing without the bra. So, I choose to pay back with my knickers, panties, how you name them.
And switfly, with a smooth pull of both hands, she removed her panties.
- Oooh! -said some of the patrons behind her.
- Aaah! -said some of the patons in front of her.
- Wow, that's cute! How do you do that? Do you shave it? -said one of the gurrls.
- No, just trimming and combing.
- I really must take note of that... it looks so fluffy...
- It is fluffy -said Random, with a wide owner's sunrise.
- Don't you smile so much, Mr McNally... -replied Yiole-. You're tied to Kirjava, and it is your turn. Now you must put down that wounded ball I hurt in my last shot.
Random nodded and started looking at the table.. it was a difficult move... would he hit, or would he lose his shirt for the third time in the game? (His trousers already were history, as he noticed how the ladies used to cheer a lot more that way...)
(Meta: open end. Everyone can keep playing from here if you want to...) |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2737
|
Posted - 2013.06.21 16:47:00 -
[2241] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:The Greater Fool Bar public notice: we're closed because of a Private PartyInside the bar, the game of Strip Calvinball was progressing. With several ladies unclad to the point of being only 1 missed stroke from becoming the prize for the winner, it was Yiole Gionglao's turn. The rules for the game demanded that on her turn, she had to bounce a ball on three sides without touching any other ball. That should be easy, albeit Yiole had been drinking a tad much and she had managed to lose 5 clothes so far, with only her undies remaining. Everyone watched carefully as she aimed, stroke the ball, and it bounced on a side... then another... then hit a ball. - Dammit! The group cheered and chanted: - Another one miss the ball! Another one bites the dust! Another one pays back! - Ok, Ok, it is my turn... Yioel looked around at the several breasts already exposed, then she smirked maliciously and said: - It is the natural tendency of women, to not think carefully in a case like this and just remove their brassier. BUT, I am a experienced player, i know this game, and i know that my boobs would bother me playing without the bra. So, I choose to pay back with my knickers, panties, how you name them. And switfly, with a smooth pull of both hands, she removed her panties. - Oooh! -said some of the patrons behind her. - Aaah! -said some of the patons in front of her. - Wow, that's cute! How do you do that? Do you shave it? -said one of the gurrls. - No, just trimming and combing. - I really must take note of that... it looks so fluffy... - It is fluffy -said Random, with a wide owner's sunrise. - Don't you smile so much, Mr McNally... -replied Yiole-. You're tied to Kirjava, and it is your turn. Now you must put down that wounded ball I hurt in my last shot. Random nodded and started looking at the table.. it was a difficult move... would he hit, or would he lose his shirt for the third time in the game? (His trousers already were history, as he noticed how the ladies used to cheer a lot more that way...) (Meta: open end. Everyone can keep playing from here if you want to...)
Zoe stands in a corner of the playfield and is still fully clothed. Chloe stands next to her and has...
...well...she still wears her boots.
Her eyes follow the ball heading for the wounded one aaaaaand missed!
"Panties!..Panties!..Panties!..Panties!"
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
25327
|
Posted - 2013.06.21 18:05:00 -
[2242] - Quote
When Yiole made her comment about the Bra, Miz looked down at her chest. Well, luckily mine are small enough to not matter, she though. She was wearing her skirt, but that was also the only thing she wore. The panties had been slipped off as the first thing. It was certainly a move that caused alot of attention, both from males and females. Still, she knew that one bad shot and she would be the prize. But first it was Random's turn.
Miz had hoped that Random would lose. It was him who suggested that Miz should wear a pair of goggles that has been taped so she had only a narrow slit of vision when she should strike. Luckily it was only during the shots, so she could still enjoy the full view of the other contenders, but it did make it quite difficult to strike the right balls, as she could only see 1 at a time. Random obviously suggested it to troll her for her eyes and she desired nothing but seeing him lose so she could mock him back. And it would be even better if it was her who won him.
Random placed himself at the end of the table and started to judge his shot. Miz moved to the other end and tried to distract him. But now matter what she said or how she danced, she couldn't get his attention. Even gently lifting up her skirt didn't help. Other than making Kirjava stare at her behind his shades which he had said will be the last thing he wears. "Dammit Random, did Yiole cut off your balls" Miz thought to herself as Random made a perfect shot without even looking at Miz. Random cheered, but the ladies were dissapointed. It seemed more like that Random was going to win. Which Miz certainly disliked.
Miz put on the goggles and prepared to make her shot. Her 'task' was to hit a stribed ball without hitting any nonstribed ones and it was an easy shot for her this time since Random's shot has left them perfectly aligned. Still there was no reason to hasten the shot. As she leaned over the table and got ready to make her shot, she could feel a hand sneaking up her skirt. She turned around and Kirjava stepped backwards. She looked into his eyes and uttered a minmatar swearword. Kirjava just smiled.
She prepared for shooting again and this time she felt the hand again. This time she ignored it, or that was what Kirjava thought, because instead of striking the ball, she thrusted the stick backwards to hit Kirjava. The combination of alchohol and the goggles made it hard for her to find balance with the sudden move, and instead of hitting Kirjava in the stomach, she hit him in the groin sending him down on the floor in pain.
There was a short silence, and suddenly Random yelled:
- Another one miss the ball! Another one bites the dust! Another one pays back!
- Wait, I didn't make my shot yet. I didn't hit the ball with the stick
- No, you didn't hit any balls on the table, but you hit Kirjava's balls. So off with the skirt
And then the crowd cheared.
- Hey that's not fair
And while Miz was arguing, Kirjava recovered from the pain:
- It's allright let her get another chance. But only if she dances for me like she danced for Random
- Fine ...
She danced for Kirjava and made her shot and got to keep her skirt for this round as well.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1289
|
Posted - 2013.06.23 10:23:00 -
[2243] - Quote
Part #1
#2
#3
#4
#5
#6
#7
#8
#9
#10
#11
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai woke up from her short nap when she felt fingers on her skin. Carefuly and softly, they first rubbed her stomach, circling her navel, then they started climbing up her torso until they reached the breasts. Undecided, the fingers hinted to move either left or right until they decided and started climbing a breast, slowly circling it from the base to the top, until they reached the nipple and slowly orbited it until it stiffened up. Then Ishtanchuk opened her eyes and saw his face hovering on her, and for a moment felt his breath until he slowly licked the nipple with the tip of the tongue.
- What are you doing?
- i'm just wondering wether...
- Wether...?
- Wether you're too tired?
- Tired for what...?
- Maybe third...
His fingers started moving again, going down and swiflty avoiding the navel, until they reached a small puff of short and smooth hair and ventured into other promising premises. Ish nodded weakly and turned around to lay on her side, then she bent her leg invitingly.
- That could be a plan...
- Not tired?
- Are you?
Ishtanchuk shook her head and kissed him as he pushed her on her back, caressing her behind the knees so she spred her thighs. Being so short, Ish quickly lose reach of his mouth as he positioned himself, but she still could reach his neck and kissed it softly. As before, he started rocking his hips and said, melancholically:
- God, I so much love you Khanid... so tight and smooth... but most are also so bleeding prude... it's like hitting jackpot meeting one so lovely as you, precious Ishtanchuk.
- Shhh, keep focused...
From his limited experience with Khanid women, he couldn't tell wether they used to be vocal or don't; he had learned that Ish wasn't, albeit she would start hissing at a certain point, and then he just recalled something she had hinted earlier that evening. Ish was very pleased to see how he eventually catched the clue, as he changed his posture to stay on his knees, then pulled her hips so she had to stand on her elbows and bend her knees, and it was this way how he grabbed her waist and started pulling her hips aginst him. The hissing became louder and louder, then lost all coherence as Ish had to attend more pressing matters. Her eyes burned into his eyes and her face blushed and began sweating, and he thought that her smell had become matherial right as she started ramming on him. Then Ish ceased being not so vocal and moaned like a wounded beast after a final stroke, as her muscles fainted and all her body relaxed into a disheaveled clump. Ish kissed him frantically as he rushed on her, passionately assisted by a game of holding and releasing, and then he finished and was welcome by the same words he heard earlier:
- Ake basiere burgar hesunt kazhimir, burgun cak geresh basier ipbanuru meril kudur.
"As the sunlight fills the morning, your life fills my soul", were the ancient words of a lost language preserved by an obscure cult, and which was some females' way to say: "congratulations, good job".
- Lovely, lovely, lovely Ishtanchuk... you're so gorgeous...
- You're very good too, Mr. Kuvai...
- Albert, call me Albert.
- Yes, Albert... You'll be welcome to my bed anytime, my dear.
*************************************************************************************
The morning after, Mr. Kuvai waited until they had had breakfast to get back to business.
- Well, admittedly yesterday's evening had a very interesting turn, but now we must get back to business.
- Of course; don't think i want to mix sex and business, just it turned that way... was a pleasant surprise, though.
- Ehem. Yes. but then, the question sitll remains. Your family is asking a great favor from us, but you past actions against our Nation have been completely intolerable. Our local directorate held a meeting on what would be the best way so you pay back us and stop messing in our matters, as we assist your family. They've determiend that, as a capsuleer, your potential to undertake certain missions is too high to be dismissed, and...
- Mr. Kuvai? Albert? May i interrupt you?
- I think that you should listen to me now, Ms. Fazmarai. it is our turn to set up the field for our future colaboration.
- I don't think that's the appropiate word, Albert.
Mr. Kuvai had the prudence to look at her before answering, and saw a inhuman gaze on her eyes.
- What do you oppose? Maybe you think you are in a position to set the rules?
- Maybe you think you are in a position to rally...
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1289
|
Posted - 2013.06.23 11:09:00 -
[2244] - Quote
(continued)
- Let's show up some card, shall we, Albert? -said Ishtanchuk-. First, neither you nor that arrogant wh*re dealing with my cousin are true Sansha. A true Sansha wouldn't be able to operate undercover, and so they resource to commoners. Second, your value for the Sansha nation is not in a good place now that Mr. Heth is gone and your Caldari operation is on the verge of being exposed. Third, you really need our money to set up a good operation in Gallentean space. As it is our best interest that you aren't bothered until Eugerelia's clone is ready, you can count on that money. But then, why should you avenge the true Sansha fallen in operations interfered by the Empires? Why you and not themselves? What makes you think you can deal with capsuleeers impunely?
- I think yu're a tad too...
- Too confident? Come on. It took me less than two days to blow that silly cover up you had. Obviously you never heard fo the Ashtansan cult, despite you know what the ceremonial gratitude vow is...
- What!?
- The cult has been aware of your operation since it started. The Heth camarilla were a true fountain of information, and as I already knew of the existence of cultured clones, I just had to pull some strings to find who, where and how.
- If you know us so well, then you also know you can't cross us.
- Heh. I do know that you've got a nice criminal gang under the cover of Sanha nation, but Sansha's attitude towards you is of limited trust, not of full partnership. This is why you didn't even considered offering my head in a platter to the Sansha -that would serve you nothing from them, and you as commoners are not in a position to go around slaying capsuleers impunely.
- I wouldn't say that. Someone is holding a blockade in a certain system...
- Blockades are called target rich environments where I come from. So don't worry, we'll deal with those punks when it's time.
- You are very sure that we will help you, aren't you?
- Well, it is theoretically possible that you refuse helping my family and then your organization managed to never undock a starship for the next eternity... but that would not be good for you. Sansha need tendrils in Empire space, not scared thugs having nightmares about capsuleeers and blazing guns piercing ship hulls.
Mr. Kuvai, Albert, nodded reluctantly.
- See, earning that money will be tough enough for my family. ISK don't grow in trees, even if that's the family business -Ish laughed at her own pun.
- Anyway, now our Nation has got an eye on you. Ms. Fazmarai.
- As far as i am concerned, Albert, you can put everything of your body on me, anytime. That hasn't changed. But now you should go and tell your Directorate that they've tried to blackmail the wrong capsuleer and money is all you will get from us.
Albert Kuvai, agent for the Sanha nation in Empire space, wasn't used to that kind of deal. Certainly Ishtanchuk was a gorgeous lover, but also she had avoided the lace with insulting ease and had ruined the deal. His own opinion didn't mattered much, as it was the True Sanhsa in charge of the Directorate who would judge after checking upwards, but she was true that the fall of Tibus Heth had caused serious trouble to many ilegal operations, Sansha's cultured clones being amongst them. He quickly balanced odds and evens borth for the organization and for him, and figured that having access to that wonderful female was good enough for him, and maybe the little piece of information on that misterious Ash-whatever cult could probe useful for the organization. He looked at Ishtanchuk, her juicy lips, her warm eyes, the cleavage that bringed memories of what possibly was the nicest breasts he had ever encountered, and he made up his mind.
- OK. I can forward the deal to the directorate as long as you truly assist us in our Gallentean setup. Maybe we could use that bar of yours to some extent...
- Oh, that would be feasible if you are discreet enough.
- On that cult, the as.... what was its name?
- No comments, Albert. Now, shall we stop business? I feel like we could undertake something more... lovely.
- All right then. Let's stop business.
As Ish opened her lips invitingly and Albert Kuvai kissed her, a little voice in his mind said: "Bloody capsuleers!".
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Jayem See
Biohazard.
142
|
Posted - 2013.06.23 13:55:00 -
[2245] - Quote
Wanders casually into the bar.
Sniffs.
Approaches the cleanest table he can find. The stool is slightly sticky under his hands as he sits down.
"Really - this place needs a good clean."
Upon inspecting the menu I will take a coffeemachiolatolatte:p please.
Switches from a sticky stool into a marginally more comfortable chair.
"Aaaaand relax."
Aaaaaaand relax. |
Hessian Arcturus
S.W.O.R.D. Navy
173
|
Posted - 2013.06.23 13:59:00 -
[2246] - Quote
Walks in and smiles.
"Ah this is the place"
Strips naked and runs around with arms flailing wildely.
It's human nature to want to explore. To find your line and go beyond it. The only limit, is the one you set yourself. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
17000
|
Posted - 2013.06.23 20:40:00 -
[2247] - Quote
Rain6638 wrote:Yummy Chocolate wrote:uno Indahburger por favor I want one too, i'm hungry!
I dont know about chocolate but I sure do like the taste of you, 8. |
Rain6638
Team Evil
513
|
Posted - 2013.06.24 01:06:00 -
[2248] - Quote
**** it. I'm down
are you going for the complete set?
*leans back against the counter
Free raffle-guess Thanatos ...thing?...for fun! take a break from the pew pew and post a guess ;-)
[ 2013.06.21 09:52:05 ] (notify) For initiating combat your security status has been adjusted by -0.1337. |
Baby Choo-Choo
Ice Cream Asylum
4
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Posted - 2013.06.24 10:17:00 -
[2249] - Quote
walks in and looks around
"Hm, sister, do you see any candidates that may be able to entertain us tonight?" |
Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
1511
|
Posted - 2013.06.24 10:19:00 -
[2250] - Quote
"My dear sister, we only just arrived. Let's sit down and enjoy ourselves for a while. Then...we hunt."
smiles, grabs Choo's hand, and walks slowly to the back of the bar |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
6287
|
Posted - 2013.06.24 10:48:00 -
[2251] - Quote
*walks over to the karaoke corner*
Welcome to the space dock... |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2469
|
Posted - 2013.06.24 21:56:00 -
[2252] - Quote
Part #1
#2
#3
#4
#5
#6
#7
#8
#9
#10
#11
#12
The day after meeting with Dr. Marjois and miss Kuvai, Indahmawar received a money transfer and a mesage from Ishtanchuk, telling her to "proceed with the deal" and make the first payment. Still not providing any mean to contact her, Indahmawar wasn't relieved to read Ish's words that "all is well, we'll talk when we meet". When they met, but when? And where?
Anyway, Indhamawar decided to stay for a week with her parents, and Eugerelia suggested a short trip the same day when Indahamawar received a report by Dr. Marjois: "Primer cells seeded, 100 triggered, 97 proceeeding nominally, 3 had been taken down. Next report when clones are 168 hours old".
Indahmawar hadn't told anything to anyone, as Ish had requested. Indah couldn't help to feel like she was messing her mother into something dirty, and so she accepted Eugerelia's suggestion to take a trip enthusiastically. The plan was simple, Eugerelia pushed the backlog of her work so she could take care of only some essential decission making in less than an hour each day, working remotely, and devote the rest of the day to her own backlog of pending visits with Indahmawar. And so they started traveling around with the family's personal yacht, flying short balistic flights in their own timezone to see places and cities and even enjoy an event, a early autumn celebration. There, mother and daughter met another couple, two Gallentean father and son. There was an elegant and modest attempt by the men to make out both women, which was gently but firmly rejected by Eugerelia and took an unusual turn when Indahmawar accepted it from both men.
Eugerelia had learned of Indahmawar's customs after a long and disturbing talk with Ishtanchuk, and so she managed to just spend the next day alone. Feeling a bit guilty, Indahmawar carried out her simple plan, which started by making love to the father in a way such as the son didn't shied up, rather enjoyed it and waited for his turn; and provided that, the rest would follow naturally, with the only unknown of both men's stamina and lust.
The day after, Eugerelia didn't asked nor commented at all, but Indahmawar's expansive -albeit a bit tired- joy made her wonder why her precious flower was so unusual, wether it was from birth or something that happened as she matured and, or because of, she became a capsuleer.
The day before last of Indahmawar's stay, Eugerelia had one of the nicest days in her life, as Pedughan returned, this time without her husband Gorkhan, and told her that they had an appointment with the Preserver. And not only that, but Pedughan was in such a good mood that invited both Eugerelia and Indahmawar to spend a day at the beach. They used Pedughan and Ghorkan's yach to make a ballistic flight 2,000 kilometers south, to a tropical resort, and it was a very enjoyable day for everyone.
Eugerelia and Pedughan wore swimming suits, or what posed for that in Khanid empire, esentialy a set of long sleeved, high collared top and long trousers, tight but carefully thickened at the chest area as to not let any naughty nipple push the cloth. Indahmawar wore a bikini specially picked and transported across half New Eden for the purpose of not being too inappropiate in a Khanid beach, which made it prudish for any Gallentean older than 10 years. Nonetheless, the three women swimmed and played splattering and even partake in a ball game, where Indahmawar's improved agility allowed them to score a easy win.
The enjoyment continued with sunbathing under a sunshade, a good lunch by the sea with fresh fish and seafood and Pedughan avoiding to make anything nasty towards Indahmawar, a situation which Indah assisted by being an instance of silent modesty even after her beach dress attracted a few male tourists. Eugerelia was exultant with happyness as she boarded the yacht with her daughters to fly back home in less than half an hour, and she didn't had to make any effort to ignore the itch she was feeling above her right kidney since a couple of days ago...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Rain6636
Team Evil
605
|
Posted - 2013.06.25 03:20:00 -
[2253] - Quote
Baby Choo-Choo wrote:walks in and looks around
"Hm, sister, do you see any candidates that may be able to entertain us tonight?"
Baby ChuChu wrote:"My dear sister, we only just arrived. Let's sit down and enjoy ourselves for a while. Then...we hunt."
smiles, grabs Choo's hand, and walks slowly to the back of the bar
for you girls
*bops her hips like a white girl to the music ordered on the jukebox
Free Thanatos Raffle-Lottery? ...Thing? |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
6298
|
Posted - 2013.06.25 05:58:00 -
[2254] - Quote
tl;dr |
Feanira Darr
Perkone
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2013.06.25 06:07:00 -
[2255] - Quote
how impolite! |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
6299
|
Posted - 2013.06.25 06:08:00 -
[2256] - Quote
Feanira Darr wrote:how impolite!
tl;dr |
Feanira Darr
Perkone
Caldari State
1
|
Posted - 2013.06.25 06:10:00 -
[2257] - Quote
hahahha ok. you. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
19150
|
Posted - 2013.06.27 03:54:00 -
[2258] - Quote
Random was finding the game a challenge.
When he had drawn Mizhir as his opponent for the Strip Calvinball game, he wasnGÇÖt sure exactly what to make of the pairing. He really knew very little about Miz other than the fact she was Matari and a fighter. She was a frequent patron of the Bar, but rarely made any overtures to Random to foster a friendship. However, she was doing her best to distract him. Her feminine wiles made it very difficult to concentrate on his game. And, she was lovely to look at.
When the game started, they were fairly evenly matched. Random had spent quite a bit of time playing such games as an enlisted member of the Republic Fleet. While the officers drank fine liquors and bragged about their shipGÇÖs conquests, the enlisted were often rowdy and learning your way around the billiard tables was a good outlet for pent up aggression. There were many a fight that broke out, but games were challenging and you developed a head for playing. The last thing he had expected was that Miz knew her way around a table.
Both had taken many shots and had earned, and lost, articles of clothing during the game. But as the game approached its near conclusion, the clothing was lost more often than earned. She danced at the end of the table, bare breasts exposed to the patrons and wearing a short skirt that left enough to the imagination, when she was lifting it to taunt her opponents. His stony expression nearly cracked when Kirjava slipped his hand up under that skirt. It earned him a slap across the face but the beaming grin he gave made it clear that he really didnGÇÖt mind. Besides, he had his own game to concentrate on. He stood with cue in hand wearing tight, clinging briefs and his trademark sunglasses. His opponent, Yiole, was down to her brassier.
When Yiole had proposed the Strip Calvinball game, Random had approached her privately. She was very protective of what she thought was hers. There was a quiet sinking fear bubbling up in RandomGÇÖs mind that maybe she had grown tired of him.
GÇ£Are you bored of me already?GÇ¥ he had asked. She gave him a questioning look and then understanding set in. She put her hand on his cheek.
GÇ£No, lover, you are my current but you are not the only one IGÇÖve ever had.GÇ¥ She said.
GÇ£I get that, and I understand. What I want to know is, are you bored enough of me where you need to take another lover?GÇ¥ he had said, a hardness crossing his face.
GÇ£Look over there.GÇ¥ Yiole had said, motioning around the bar. GÇ£Many capsuleers are sitting alone. There are transient groups that come in and sit alone with no one.GÇ¥ She sidled up close to Random and purred, GÇ£Not all of them have had the closeness that we have. I would like to give capsuleers something engaging.GÇ¥ She slid a finger up his back to his shoulder. GÇ£I expect you to play one of the lovely capsuleer women, win or lose. I expect you to claim your prize or be claimed. And I would love for you to return when the prize has been explored. GÇ£She cast a molten gaze at Random as she put her arms around his neck. GÇ£I am not finished with you, yet.GÇ¥
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
19150
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Posted - 2013.06.27 03:54:00 -
[2259] - Quote
Yiole had nodded and smiled when it was announced that Miz was his opponent. She whispered to him GÇ£I think Miz would enjoy either winning or losing to you. Regardless, please her like you have pleased me.GÇ¥ She cast that heated look again at him as she turned to face her own opponent. He was still unsure. He still wasnGÇÖt quite clear if Yiole had tired of him but win or lose, he was in this contest. He turned to look at the lovely Mizhir.
Random had been reduced to his briefs. The hoots of the patrons made him feel a little self-conscious. It was strange that as a capsuleer, he would spend time nude in the pod without a second thought but wearing only undergarments while shooting Calvinball was a bit overwhelming. He focused his thoughts, trying hard to not be distracted by the seductive dance that Miz was performing. He took his shot and hit three banks to have the ball lightly tap at its stop. He beamed as he acknowledged the successful shot. Making his shot was the least of his worries; he was more concerned that he had not left Miz a good shot.
She pursed her lips, an expression that he found attractive. She scanned the table as the chorus of shouts from the patrons watching the game on their table rose. She had a very difficult shot. She had made very good shots throughout the game and Random was hoping that this one would be a challenge. Miz took her time calculating the angles with which she would need to bounce the ball off the rails. As the shouts turned to roars, she glanced up and for the first time, Random saw worry in her face. It set him back. Miz was worried about losing. He really wasnGÇÖt concerned and on the few occasions that he and Yiole met eyes during the game, she always smiled and nodded discretely.
Miz bent over to take aim amid the cat calls of the patrons. Random admired her backside as she bent to line up the shot. He noticed that she was not playing to the crowd with this shot as she had with previous shots. She would seductively arch her back, exposing as much skin under the hem of skirt but this shot was different. She tapped the cue and the ball rolled off the banks. She stood nervously watching the banking shot and visibly looked relieved when the ball rolled to a stop, gently tapping and making her shot.
She shot a look back to Random that for just a moment showed nervousness. She had left him an easy shot and she knew it. She began to try to distract him by taking her cue stick and roll it down her back, thrusting her breasts forward. She walked slowly towards him, ankles crossing with each step and looking like a hungry panther. As she stood next to Random, she said GÇ£IGÇÖm hoping Yiole did not cut off your balls. IGÇÖm looking forward to putting them to good use.GÇ¥ She walked around him tracing a finger along his buttocks. Just before she stepped out of range, she gave them a squeeze.
His physical reaction to her became plain for the patrons to see as a fresh round of howls showered down. He glanced back at Yiole who had noticed and smiled and nodded again. Miz smirked as she saw the swelling and began licking her lips in a most seductive way. He summoned up all his self-control as he lined up his next shot.
He calculated his angles and he bent over to shoot. The noise of the crowd filtered away, as did the distraction of his physical reaction to Miz. This was an easy shot. However, just before he drove the cue home, he remembered the worry in MizGÇÖs face.
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
19150
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Posted - 2013.06.27 03:56:00 -
[2260] - Quote
He smiled, and took the shot.
The ball bounced from the first to the second rail and began losing momentum. As it rebounded off the third rail, it was obvious that this would be close. Miz gasped audibly and the patrons hushed and the ball rolled to a stop a mere hairGÇÖs width away from contact. The patrons watching their table burst into shouts and applause. Miz was jumping, overwhelmed with excitement. She turned a look to the defeated Random and placed a hand on her hip. A slow smile broke across her face as she surveyed his body and the last item of clothing he wore. She beckoned with her finger at his last garment.
Random walked around the table in full view of the observers. He raised his arms up over his head as Miz slowly slid the undergarment off, exposing his turgid state and proving that Yiole had indeed left his balls intact. He turned to Miz and dropped to one knee, saying GÇ£I am your prize.GÇ¥
Miz gasped and laughed as Random stood up, gathering her up in his arms and started carrying her to his room. She was already biting into his shoulder.
Yiole smiled Miz went away with her prize.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2485
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Posted - 2013.06.27 21:45:00 -
[2261] - Quote
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- May I take that flight along with you? -said Eugerelia.
- Why?
- I never... I never have seen you when you do that. Get into the... capsule.
- Are you curious?
- I think it is important... you are a capsuleer but I never have seen you being one.
- You may come along, of course, and I can get you into the decanting room too. But it may be... it may not be easy to see.
- I want to see it, though.
- Of course.
As the family yacht took them to the station, Indahmawar regretted Eugerelia's petition. It make her think of potential last times and things someone always wanted to do but never tried until chances were running out.
Both women left the public areas and entered the section dedicated to capsuleers, quiet and lonely as usual. Indahmawar led Eugerelia into the Captain Quarters assigned to her.
- Now i must undress, maman.
- Of curse, do it.
Indahmawar removed her clothes while Eugerelia looked at the screen. Then Indahmawar coughed softly and Eugerelia looked at her. Suddenly she realized that she had never seen her daughter's body as a woman. Albeit intimacy between parents and children in the Khanid society was quite generous, sheltered by a sense of purity of the body, it rarely extended past early adolescence. Eugerelia, due to her artistic background, was used to nudity, but seeing her daughter nude touched her intensely. Was that her child? That nude woman, with all the attributes of her gender? Could she ever had figured that Indahmawar's pubis would be spotlessly hairless or that her nipples would be so red? Then Indahmawar turned around and walked to the stairway to the decanting room, and Eugerelia sighed at seeing her capsuleer plugs. Again, Eugerelia felt they couldn't be real, and yet they moved as Indahmawar moved, rigid spots in the flexible skin which reflected the motion of the vertebras below.
- Do they pull?
- What?
- The plugs... do they pull your skin?
- Not really. One barely notices them.
Indahmawar stood by the capsule. Eugerelia looked at the strange machine, split like a rotten melon, its lightly armored hull open in three (left, right, top) and the glassy vase hanging from a claw. Then the vase itself opened, turning on invisible hinges.
- I must go now -said Indahmawar.
Eugerelia nodded and embraced her. Mother and daughter kissed ach other as they both started crying, muttering words and promises, doing evreything to not turn it into a drama or a last goodbye. Indahmawar removed herself from Eugerelia's arms and entered the vase, positioning herself by the harness plate.
- Maman... i... Start fill sequence...
- Mawi, I love you.
- I love you too, maman.
The vase closed and Indahmawar was cut from outside sounds. She extended her arm and placed a hand on the vase, and then Eugerelia placed her hand on Indahmawar's. The nanite fluid filled the vase violently, and Eugerelia shook horrified when she saw her daughter swallow it and burst all air from her lungs. Then severals straps tied Indah to the harness and Eugerelia saw her eyes go blank as the pod plugged itself to her.
- Armor closing, clear the area -a mechanic voice warned from the capsule. Eugerelia stepped back as the vase was introduced into the pod and the armor flaps sealed.
- Goodbye, maman - Indah's voice was played back by the same device as the warning message, and it sounded unnatural. Then the pod was dragged on rails and moved away.
Indah commanded one of the camera drones to stay by Eugerelia, which saw it (a small flying blurr, the size of a grape) and waved her hand at it. Then Indahmawar's pod was inserted into the shuttle that would fly her back to The Greater Fool Bar; the ship had been given a false flight number and was assigned a fake crew under a pretended commander, to fool the blockade.
Jumps and warps followed quickly as Indahmawar started checking pending matters from the Bar. Eventually the shuttle made the last jump and Indahmawar hoped the pretended commander did his job well; she would not like to see those men dead if the blockade attacked the shuttle. Then the shuttle jumped to the Bar unbothered and Indahm...
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
4766
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Posted - 2013.06.27 21:59:00 -
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A man with a jackass smirk and a mohawk that melts the ladies hearts walks in. He glances around and decides the seat next to redhead with the black dress would be good. Gets about 2 feet from the stool and realizes.... is that an adams apple?...naw couldnt be.... He taps her shoulder and she turns around. Yep, definitely an adams apple...and what appears to be a 3 oclock shadow.
"This isnt the bar for me." he says softly, "I prefer my transsexuals to be clean shaven."
With those words he walks out of the bar. "Whew" he thought to himself, "im glad I didnt wear that black dress I first thought about, that would have been awkward."
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1292
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Posted - 2013.06.27 22:13:00 -
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai spred her arms to welcome he charging cousin, and Indahamwar's impulse made her stagger. Then both cousins embraced in a display which some would had deemed slightly exciting, seeing such beautiful women (one of them undressed) bracing and kissing each other. But their love was a brotherly one, and so they ended up sobbing into each other's arms, reuniting after several months and after passing dire circusnatnces.
- Where have you been? Why you disappeared?
- How is aunt Eugerelia? Howw are youd oing with teh Bar?
- Why didn't you sent any contact ifnromaiton?
- How's Yiole doing?
They kept interrupting each other for long, too excited to jsut communicate in a way that wouldn't drive a man nuts, but which reflected in its chaotic nature the strength of the feelings tat both women were experiencing. Eventually they calem down and Ishtanchuk said.
- Why don't you dress? I am curious to se how the bar is doing under your command...
Indahamwar dressed up and then both women walked along the corridor of the station. According to local time it was early morning, but Indahmawar's traveler time was tuned to being late afternoon as there was no easy solution to sinchronize between planets and stations in different systems. Indahmawar should use her sleep time to resynchronize her lag, but now that didn't mattered her; she was plentiful with energy and could stay awake for hours.
The Fazmarai cousins walked along the corridor where the bar was located, and upon reaching the bar, they met a closed door with a sign saying:
The Greater Fool Bar public notice: we're closed because of a Private Party
- What? -said Indahmawar.
- What? -said Ishtanchuk...
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Alice Saki
Full Spectrum Hairdresser Pirates
68315
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Posted - 2013.06.28 13:03:00 -
[2264] - Quote
*Sits Cross armed Sulking, She had lost in record time to everyone*
Someone turn the heating up!
*Shivering alittle*
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
19290
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Posted - 2013.06.28 13:09:00 -
[2265] - Quote
Random and Miz halt partway in their "activities". They both look at each other and together say "Alice?"
There is a moments hesitation, and they resume.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2488
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Posted - 2013.06.28 13:26:00 -
[2266] - Quote
(Meta: I'll try to finish the Strip Calvinball loop tonight or tomorrow, with Yiole + Kirjava, but it will require Random + Miz too... )
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
19294
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Posted - 2013.06.28 13:30:00 -
[2267] - Quote
I am at your beck and call, milady.
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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
23338
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Posted - 2013.06.28 13:33:00 -
[2268] - Quote
(reading through, haven't looked in in a few days, I like where this is going. Me and Yiole you say?)
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2488
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Posted - 2013.06.28 13:35:00 -
[2269] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:I am at your beck and call, milady.
You alone, Mr. McNally? Do I look like a one-man gurl? -_-
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2488
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Posted - 2013.06.28 13:36:00 -
[2270] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:(reading through, haven't looked in in a few days, I like where this is going. Me and Yiole you say?)
(Keep reading)
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
19305
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Posted - 2013.06.28 13:38:00 -
[2271] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Random McNally wrote:I am at your beck and call, milady. You alone, Mr. McNally? Do I look like a one-man gurl? -_-
Unless you have to have moresomes, I could handle the challenge for the immediate future.
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Alice Saki
Full Spectrum Hairdresser Pirates
68329
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Posted - 2013.06.28 13:41:00 -
[2272] - Quote
>.> I'm terrible at this sorta stuff
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2491
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Posted - 2013.06.28 13:41:00 -
[2273] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Random McNally wrote:I am at your beck and call, milady. You alone, Mr. McNally? Do I look like a one-man gurl? -_- Unless you have to have moresomes, I could handle the challenge for the immediate future.
Not trespasing into Yiole's grounds unless she explicitly invites.
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
19319
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Posted - 2013.06.28 13:47:00 -
[2274] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Random McNally wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Random McNally wrote:I am at your beck and call, milady. You alone, Mr. McNally? Do I look like a one-man gurl? -_- Unless you have to have moresomes, I could handle the challenge for the immediate future. Not trespasing into Yiole's grounds unless she explicitly invites.
By virtue of the participation in the Strip Calvinball game, I believe the door has been opened.
If she had limited her participation to say, referee, then Random would be less eager.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
4780
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Posted - 2013.06.28 16:29:00 -
[2275] - Quote
* comes in patting his pockets.
Did I leave my wallet here? Do we even HAVE wallets in this day in age?!?!?! Who are you people?!?!? How do you know my language?
*walks out.
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Yiole Gionglao
279
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Posted - 2013.06.28 21:58:00 -
[2276] - Quote
Yiole watched Random taking his winner out to an appartment, and focused on the game ahead. She was determined to pull out some fight and quickly the Calvinball game became chaotic, with Yiole and Kirjava earning and losing clothes continuously. But after half an hour had passed, Yiole considered that Kirjava had had enough and tried to give him a impossible shot... and failed.
The few remaining crowd gasped. Once again, Yiole was in her bra. Kirjava smiled widely and Yiole conceded:
- Ok, I lost the game. Shall the winner assist his prize to get rid of a brassier?
Kirjava walked to Yiole and stood behind her, then he undid the bra's clasp and assisted Yiole to remove the piece by carefully and thorughly exploring her breasts with both hands, sensing their weight, caressing their shape, pressing on their firmness. Yiole stood still until she noticed how Kirjava removed his shirt, and then suddenly there was movement between Yiole's thighs.
- Hey, watch out the speed limit there!
- Oh, come on, you've been exiciting me for the last hour, now just bend over a bit, please!
- Doh, what's the hurry? -smirked Yiole
- i'm gonna explode, please, just bend over a bit...
- Well, if that's the issue, I may assist...
Kirjava stood paralyzed as he sensed her hand carefully exploring him, and he almost fainted in anticipation when the enquiring hand got a hold on his dearest friend. Then Yiole made a two pronged attack with both thumb and middle finger, and Kirjava felt a sudden pain that ceased inmediately.
- OUCH! What the f***? Why did you... ? Oh my! What's going on there?
As Kirjava's invading army suffered what could be called a total and disorganized withdrawal, Yiole laughed and said:
- Maybe you thought I would let you miss a chance to be a gentleman? Come on, help me with this and don't worry, wel'll put you back to service in no time... just leave it to doctor Yiole.
At that point, the crowd had thinned to almost nonexistence and Yiole led Kirjava to one of the chairs. There, she picked two towels and handed one to Kirjava.
- Hold this, please.
Then she spread the other towel on a biliard table and climbed on it, inviting Kirjava with her arms. They kissed and caressed, and after a while Yiole laid on the table, her hips right on the edge. Then she took Kirjava's sunglasses and he objected:
- Hey, those are my glasses...
- Shhh, i need them to shield my eyes from the lamps..
With Kirj's glases on, Yiole laid back on the table, and answered Kirjava's Question number 1: yes, her breasts looked amazing even laying down flat.
- Will you just hold my legs? -said Yiole, moving them over Kirjava's shoulders-. No, not by the calfs... I need your shoulders for my thighs... use your knees and the towel...
Kirjva nodded, understanding, and he kneeled on the towel. He examined for a few seconds the tattoos on the inner side of Yiole's thighs, two greek letters alpha and omega, and then he went for business and got an answer to his Question number 2: yes, it was fluffly, actually.
Yiole started purring as Kirjava "was a gentleman" by the unwritten and fictional rules of Strip Calvinball, which commanded the winners to give their prizes some time; and Kirjava was very relieved to see how everything returned to normality, and how Yiole eventually invited him to stand up so he could get the answer to his Question number 3: yes, Random was a lucky bastard to enjoy that delicious female...
...an opinion that was mirrored and u-turned by Mizhir, now that she had been enjoying her prize for a good while. What lucky bi*** was Yiole; she almost verbalized that thought, but instead she just kissed Random's cheek.
- OK, let's see how the game ended for them - agreed Mizhir. Dressed with a minimum of modesty, Random and Miz walked along the empty corridor, and Mizhir made as if she didn't noticed how Random lagged to appreciate her from behind. Mizhir was aware that she wasn't very feminine, with her small breasts, her waist almost straight and the narrow hips; but Random's passion and dedication had convinced her that she was very enjoyable too.
When Mizhir and Random entered the biliard room, Random was a bit shocked to hear Yiole's disctintive vocalizations as she closed in to fully answering Kirjava's Question number 4. Mizhir blushed but yet allowed Random to drag her inside, pulling from her wrist; and then Mizhir giggled when under the love noises from the table she could hear the rattling of the biliard balls inside their pinholes. Random sat on a chair to enjoy the show and Miz sat on his lap, pretending to ignore his physical reaction as Kirjava and Yiole finished simultaneously; Random felt a hint of envy as he and Yiole never could achieve that, albeit him, as a matter of pride, managed to never be first.
Random began caressing Mizhir as the couple on the biliard table stood up and kissed, regaining their breath and holding each other in a tight embrace. The pressure in Mizhir's hips was almost unbearable and she walked to the biliard table like an automaton, Random following her closely. Mizhir leaned on the table, embracing it sensually; then she removed her shirt and as Random was abut to reach to her, Yiole said:
- Now, winners take winners and prizes take prizes...
Kirjava shook his head and Random looked straight into Yiole's eyes. She was serious, and Mizhir didn't hesitate to climb on tne the table and leap on Kirjava, holding him with her beautiful muscular legs. Kirjava just agreed to what chance and the obscure Calvinball rules provided to him and kissed Mizhir as Yiole leaded Random elsewhere.
Random thought for a moment wether Yiole really intended to cut his balls, but then he looked at her and saw a moist patch on her tattoed omega letter, and thought that in case she wanted to know, she would be getting a serious, long and unforgettable answer right that night... |
Yiole Gionglao
280
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Posted - 2013.06.29 07:18:00 -
[2277] - Quote
Early in the morning, Yiole Gionglao woke up, tired and confused. Random was by her, silent and still, and she began trying to find an answer to the events that had happened the night before. She recalled how she had sex with Kirjava, an interesting and pleasant experience, and how Random and Mizhir ahd arrived before they where done. Yiole had intended to end the game with a winners and winners, prizes and prizes set up, but then Mizhir was very excited and she offered herself to Random, and Random was about to take her when Yiole interrupted with the last ruling of the Strip Calvinball match. And then something happened, as when they arrived to Yiole's appartment, Random had possessed her without a word. For most of the night, hard sex ensued, and Yiole felt like something was wrong, as even at a point he hurt her and she feared, for a split second, that he wouldn't mind to keep doing it. She felt like she had been submissed and reprimanded, and also for most of the act, albeit they both had great pleasure, the usual joy and foolishness was missing. Then she recalled Random looking into her eyes and she holding his stare before leading him away from Mizhir and back into his territory... her territory... who's territory was? An enormous sense of grief and sorrow built into Yiole's heart as she understood, and when she sensed Random moving, she turned towards him, embraced him and said:
- I'm sorry...
Random was confused. He was aware that he had felt opposed to Yiole's doings and how something atavistic within him asked him to teach that female a lesson on who was in charge, who hit who since mankind was mankind; maybe was his tribal background or the teachings of his own struggle in life, but he didn't second thought before using Yiole's body for his enjoyment and her taming, in a mood that was grimmer than usual. Then she said those words and he looked into her eyes, and he knew what was going to happen right before a lonely tear poured from Yiole's eye.
- No...
- I'm sorry -she said again, and then there was another tear going down.
Random felt a suffocating pressure on his throat and didn't said a word, rather he just kissed her, sweetly and lovingly. Yiole started crying and Random followed soon, and then they stayed embraced for a long while, just feeling and enjoying each other's presence.
Timed passed by unawaringly until biological needs interrupted the magic of the moment; realizing what was going on, a joyful race to the toilet ensued and Yiole won it, which didn't prevent Random from finding a imaginative solution to get a man and a woman peeing simultaneously in a same toilet as Yiole blushed, called him a pig and giggled all at once... |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
118
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Posted - 2013.06.29 18:32:00 -
[2278] - Quote
In near madness, Laudenum screamed. But, she had no body to give it voice.
She remembered the encounter at the star gate. Her Rifter had warped to the gate; she was looking to make time back to her POS and her corporation. The war declaration had not been her first but she would be damned if sheGÇÖd take a chance at losing the tower over the foolishness of not having it defended. She arrived at the jump gate but the warp in had carried her slightly outside the jump range. When she commanded the crew to fire up the afterburner and move in; the group that had barricaded the gate attacked. Her combat training had taken over and she began to give orders to the crew but the blockading group was prepared and she was locked and her lightly armored Rifter was detonated. The jump gate should have gathered the memories of her last moments and sent them to her awaiting clone but there was a problem.
In the darkness, she was without body. She was aware but the weight of her body was gone. There was only darkness. She wondered how long the darkness would last. The only time her consciousness had been transferred to a new body was in her conversion to being a capsuleer. She did not remember it taking this long. She began entertaining herself by reviewing the series of circumstances that led her to this condition. When she analyzed the GÇ£battleGÇ¥ a half dozen times, it began to cause her frustration. Her frustration made it difficult to concentrate and often it degenerated into her screaming.
She then started visualizing her work, her corporate members, and dozens of manufacturing jobs she had started and had yet to start. Her mental games all degenerated into screaming. She longed for the contact of anyone, anything. She craved burning her lips on a cup of hot coffee, the sensual taste of chocolate or the coppery taste of rare meat. She longed for the touch of cold metal machinery and the exciting touch of a lover.
And when no contact came, Laudenum screamed.
In her mind, she had curled into a fetal position, mumbling and screaming in turns. She had no body to feel, so even her positioning gave her no comfort. When the pinpoint of light began to grow, she nearly laughed. So this is madness, she thought. I am now mad.
Laudenum screamed into the light.
To the startled technicians, she was mad. The clone of Laudenum drew a breath and screamed a sound of despair and rage. She launched herself out of the cloneGÇÖs chrysalis like a feral cat. The first unlucky tech was clawed across the face and fell back as blood began to flow, droplets staining the sterile coat he wore. Laudenum crouched, hissing and naked, daring the other technicians to approach; the torn stumps of the capsuleer inputs still dangling in the sockets along her back and neck. Alarms began sounding as other technicians in the complex slapped alarms. One brave technician tried to make soothing sounds to calm the wildcat. When the guards burst into the cloning chambers with weapons drawn, they paused only momentarily to see the nude woman holding off the startled techs. The guards powered up their weapons and began aiming at the woman when some sort of dawning came over her. She leapt around to the back of the chrysalis and huddled into a crevice. She whimpered and screamed until the stunning bolt of the rifle drove her back to the blackness.
She awoke screaming again, her bed clothes and sheets soaked with perspiration. She sat up as the fit passed and touched her body, reassuring herself that she was not alone in the darkness. The nightmares had come frequently since her jump cloning. She sat up in bed, shaking and in a panic. She had to resist the urge to hide in the corner; something she had done in the beginning when the nightmares had first appeared weeks ago. As the last vestiges of the nightmare faded away, she began to weep and then to sob, pouring out the madness that had come to grip her whenever she awoke from sleep. Sometime later, she checked out of her Captains Quarters and left for the docking bays, her face tight in her customary mask.
She needed to go back. She needed to face demon that had grown in her soul of that jump gate, that system. She called up her Slasher-classed frigate GÇÖShield maidenGÇÖ and put the crew on standby. She would return and face her demon and she would do it in the combat ship that she associated herself with. As she strolled across the spacious docking area, she began to strip out of her clothes, leaving them in a trail as she strode to her capsule. One dockworker made the mistake of making a lewd gesture as she passed. When he turned to deal with more of his work, she was standing before him. Male hormones took over and as he ogled down the naked form of Laudenum, she struck three times. The first a rake across the eyes, drawing blood in a spray, the second was a closed fist strike into his jaw, liberating the unfortunate man of two teeth. Her final strike was a straight kick into the ribs, cracking one and sending him to the ground. She snarled at the downed man, then to his fellow workers. No other comments were made while she moved to the capsule.
The Shield maiden undocked and sped to the first jump gate. As Laudenum sat moodily in the pod, she formulated plans on how to handle the blockade. But all her plans ended with a trip to the Greater Fool Bar. She would drink. She would fight. She may even allow one of the patrons to seduce her. One thing was certain, she would face the demons of the blockade and she would win. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2503
|
Posted - 2013.06.30 09:23:00 -
[2279] - Quote
(Meta: Nooo, we lost Laudenum! She thinks capsuleers must die in order to become capsuleers!* )
* I know it's a lost cause now that the marketing guys are gonna seed the "we die to become capsuleers" meme into everyone who sees the new intro video, but I will keep loyal to the old lore** in which capsuleers are surgically modified so they can plug to a capsule and only become clones in case that it's necessary to burn their brains to transfer their conscience to a clone.
**See: The Jovian wet grave, specifically:
Quote:(...)
Pirkotan sat thoughtfully, scratching the back of his neck. It was still sore after the operation. While berthed on the Ishukone station Ouriye had encouraged Pirkotan to have neural implants inserted into his spinal cord and cerebellum, saying that it would definitely further his career.
(...)
There you have it. One of the first (and unlucky) capsuleers explicitly telling us what he was required to become a capsuleer: implants to cerebellum and spinal chord. Q.E.D. It's the Dusties who have got a massive implant inside of their brain and the only way to put it there is to grow a clone around it, so they must die in order to transfer their mind to the implanted clone)
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
19455
|
Posted - 2013.06.30 16:58:00 -
[2280] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:(Meta: Nooo, we lost Laudenum! She thinks capsuleers must die in order to become capsuleers!* )
* I know it's a lost cause now that the marketing guys are gonna seed the "we die to become capsuleers" meme into everyone who sees the new intro video, but I will keep loyal to the old lore** in which capsuleers are surgically modified so they can plug to a capsule and only become clones in case that it's necessary to burn their brains to transfer their conscience to a clone.
**See: The Jovian wet grave, specifically:Quote:(...)
Pirkotan sat thoughtfully, scratching the back of his neck. It was still sore after the operation. While berthed on the Ishukone station Ouriye had encouraged Pirkotan to have neural implants inserted into his spinal cord and cerebellum, saying that it would definitely further his career.
(...) There you have it. One of the first (and unlucky) capsuleers explicitly telling us what he was required to become a capsuleer: implants to cerebellum and spinal chord. Q.E.D. It's the Dusties who have got a massive implant inside of their brain and the only way to put it there is to grow a clone around it, so they must die in order to transfer their mind to the implanted clone)
And with all due respect, I counter with this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZPCiqBLPM8&list=PLF614A7A6461E61E1
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1297
|
Posted - 2013.06.30 20:11:00 -
[2281] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:(Meta: Nooo, we lost Laudenum! She thinks capsuleers must die in order to become capsuleers!* )
* I know it's a lost cause now that the marketing guys are gonna seed the "we die to become capsuleers" meme into everyone who sees the new intro video, but I will keep loyal to the old lore** in which capsuleers are surgically modified so they can plug to a capsule and only become clones in case that it's necessary to burn their brains to transfer their conscience to a clone.
**See: The Jovian wet grave, specifically:Quote:(...)
Pirkotan sat thoughtfully, scratching the back of his neck. It was still sore after the operation. While berthed on the Ishukone station Ouriye had encouraged Pirkotan to have neural implants inserted into his spinal cord and cerebellum, saying that it would definitely further his career.
(...) There you have it. One of the first (and unlucky) capsuleers explicitly telling us what he was required to become a capsuleer: implants to cerebellum and spinal chord. Q.E.D. It's the Dusties who have got a massive implant inside of their brain and the only way to put it there is to grow a clone around it, so they must die in order to transfer their mind to the implanted clone) And with all due respect, I counter with this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZPCiqBLPM8&list=PLF614A7A6461E61E1...and I will add this. http://community.eveonline.com/backstory/scientific-articles/cloning/with particular attention to this.... Quote:At the time of purchase, the customer undergoes a thorough examination and several tissue samples are taken. This is then used to construct a clone of the customer GÇô a clone that receives the consciousness of the original at the moment of death, granting a new life. So yes, both of us believe that in order to become a capsuleer, your original body must die.
IMO, that adresses how the capsuleer is revived, not how he becomes a capsuleer. The written lore on becoming a capsuleer is what I quoted from the Jovian wet grave, on how people get implants to plug to the capsule.
The new video just tries to unify capsuleers and dusties for marketing reasons, and goes as far as depicting the pod as a glorified HUD rather than what the lore says about it. I don't know wether i got everything wrong, CCP intends to change the lore or just the video was made by the same guys who put lasers on a Raven, but as far as my characters are concerned, they all live in their original bodies, except Ish.
BTW, I foresee a potential big battle with many hands once Laudenum brings the news... as someone said, "a blockade is a target rich environment" to capsuleers.
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
19459
|
Posted - 2013.07.01 11:29:00 -
[2282] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Random McNally wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:(Meta: Nooo, we lost Laudenum! She thinks capsuleers must die in order to become capsuleers!* )
* I know it's a lost cause now that the marketing guys are gonna seed the "we die to become capsuleers" meme into everyone who sees the new intro video, but I will keep loyal to the old lore** in which capsuleers are surgically modified so they can plug to a capsule and only become clones in case that it's necessary to burn their brains to transfer their conscience to a clone.
**See: The Jovian wet grave, specifically:Quote:(...)
Pirkotan sat thoughtfully, scratching the back of his neck. It was still sore after the operation. While berthed on the Ishukone station Ouriye had encouraged Pirkotan to have neural implants inserted into his spinal cord and cerebellum, saying that it would definitely further his career.
(...) There you have it. One of the first (and unlucky) capsuleers explicitly telling us what he was required to become a capsuleer: implants to cerebellum and spinal chord. Q.E.D. It's the Dusties who have got a massive implant inside of their brain and the only way to put it there is to grow a clone around it, so they must die in order to transfer their mind to the implanted clone) And with all due respect, I counter with this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZPCiqBLPM8&list=PLF614A7A6461E61E1...and I will add this. http://community.eveonline.com/backstory/scientific-articles/cloning/with particular attention to this.... Quote:At the time of purchase, the customer undergoes a thorough examination and several tissue samples are taken. This is then used to construct a clone of the customer GÇô a clone that receives the consciousness of the original at the moment of death, granting a new life. So yes, both of us believe that in order to become a capsuleer, your original body must die. IMO, that adresses how the capsuleer is revived, not how he becomes a capsuleer. The written lore on becoming a capsuleer is what I quoted from the Jovian wet grave, on how people get implants to plug to the capsule. The new video just tries to unify capsuleers and dusties for marketing reasons, and goes as far as depicting the pod as a glorified HUD rather than what the lore says about it. I don't know wether i got everything wrong, CCP intends to change the lore or just the video was made by the same guys who put lasers on a Raven, but as far as my characters are concerned, they all live in their original bodies, except Ish. BTW, I foresee a potential big battle with many hands once Laudenum brings the news... as someone said, "a blockade is a target rich environment" to capsuleers.
Then we shall have to agree to disagree.
I will always play under the idea that one must be reborn into a capsuleer.
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Yiole Gionglao
285
|
Posted - 2013.07.01 12:54:00 -
[2283] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:(...)
Then we shall have to agree to disagree.
I will always play under the idea that one must be reborn into a capsuleer.
Yes, Random. *purrs* |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
19471
|
Posted - 2013.07.01 13:20:00 -
[2284] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:Random McNally wrote:(...)
Then we shall have to agree to disagree.
I will always play under the idea that one must be reborn into a capsuleer. Yes, Random. *purrs*
*BLUSH*
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Yiole Gionglao
286
|
Posted - 2013.07.01 13:27:00 -
[2285] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:Random McNally wrote:(...)
Then we shall have to agree to disagree.
I will always play under the idea that one must be reborn into a capsuleer. Yes, Random. *purrs* *BLUSH*
*Slowly lick-kisses Random's bald, ear to ear* |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
19478
|
Posted - 2013.07.01 14:05:00 -
[2286] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:Random McNally wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:Random McNally wrote:(...)
Then we shall have to agree to disagree.
I will always play under the idea that one must be reborn into a capsuleer. Yes, Random. *purrs* *BLUSH* *Slowly lick-kisses Random's bald, ear to ear*
*typical male response is seen and blush fades as there is not nearly enough blood to operate both*
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Yiole Gionglao
287
|
Posted - 2013.07.02 13:02:00 -
[2287] - Quote
*Yiole Gionglao tests new apparel just received at her CQ*
Houm, how do they suit me? |
Alice Saki
Full Spectrum Hairdresser Pirates
69156
|
Posted - 2013.07.02 13:07:00 -
[2288] - Quote
Hmmm Kind of... Maybe they grow on you
|
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
19668
|
Posted - 2013.07.02 14:01:00 -
[2289] - Quote
Just one more item I'll have to take off of you.
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2768
|
Posted - 2013.07.02 15:29:00 -
[2290] - Quote
Those new shades give at least +1 in visuals...what do you say, Cass?
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Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
494
|
Posted - 2013.07.02 15:31:00 -
[2291] - Quote
...wanted a classy teacherous mistress shade...got an 80's style hot shots one...well, this is space...there are no complaints in space, right?
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
19707
|
Posted - 2013.07.02 16:03:00 -
[2292] - Quote
WTB Yiole naughty librarians glasses....
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2508
|
Posted - 2013.07.02 19:46:00 -
[2293] - Quote
Irony is that Khanid don't have glasses but the Verokhior do, despite they've got built in shades on their eyes.
*A killer gaze from Mizhir to Indah obliterates a gnat caught in the middle*
Ooops...
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
4848
|
Posted - 2013.07.02 19:49:00 -
[2294] - Quote
Just stopped in to use the can.
By the way, your out of toilet paper...and im pretty sure the condoms in the machine are expired.
Also, the urinal mints taste funny.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Yiole Gionglao
288
|
Posted - 2013.07.03 13:59:00 -
[2295] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:WTB Yiole naughty librarians glasses....
Naughty librarian...? |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
19780
|
Posted - 2013.07.03 15:00:00 -
[2296] - Quote
That'll do!
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
4869
|
Posted - 2013.07.03 16:52:00 -
[2297] - Quote
I think you dropped something...... my jaw.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Yiole Gionglao
289
|
Posted - 2013.07.03 19:50:00 -
[2298] - Quote
Houm, apparently indah has got some new friends... |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2514
|
Posted - 2013.07.03 19:56:00 -
[2299] - Quote
*blushes, then infuriates*
I totally, completely and absolutley hates you!
*looks again at pictures, blinks dazzlingly*
Oooh... Does someone know the number of the first guy on the second row...? And the second on the first row? And the...?
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1300
|
Posted - 2013.07.03 22:02:00 -
[2300] - Quote
The Fazmarai cousins walked along the corridor where The Grater Fool Bar was located, and upon reaching it, they were met by a closed door with a sign saying:
The Greater Fool Bar public notice: we're closed because of a Private Party
- What? -said Indahmawar...
- What? -said Ishtanchuk...
After checking the door, it was obvious that the sign was right. Ishtanchuk looked for her master key while she asked Indahmawar to cehkc the staff log.
- Hum, they've all been given a day off...
- Well, let's find someone who can explain.
The Fazmarai cousins entered the bar, lit only by emergency lighting. Some of the lights turned on authomatically when they sensed movement and Indahmawar identified the bulky shape movign donwstairs. Nermal the ressurrected sabretooth had been genetically engineered to minimze his tendency to jump on his masters, something just sensible to do with what were essentially 400 kilograms of exctinct giant cat; but notheless Nermal was enthusiastic about meeting his master again, and leaped elegantly over two tables just to prove a point. The sound he made when he landed merely half a meter away from Indah would had stop her heart if she didn't knew his precission and agility, and as the giant beast started purring, she embraced his massive head, not minding the sabre fangs.
- Nermal, Nermal, I've missed you too! Come say hello to Ishtanchuk!
- Well, apparently you're liking to have this pet, don't you? -laughed Ishtanchuk, as Nermal turned around and exposed his belly for some energic rubbing.- Well, stay here, i'm gonna check the place, OK?
Ishtanchuk's knowledge of the Bar was a bit superficial as she just had seen it a few times before leaving and never saw it open to the public, and so she had some trouble orienting herself. When she heard a strange noise from behind a door, she went to investigate and entered the billiard games room. All lights were off but the lamps on a billiard table, and Ishtanchuk was mildly shocked to see a nude man sleeping on it, partially wrapped in a towel.
- Oh, come on, Strip Calvinball? Is that what they've been doing? -muttered to herself.
On the table, Kirjava was partially awake, aware that Mizhir had left a while ago and also that a billiard table wasn't the comfiest bed in town. He heard some heels tapping and closing in to the table, and then saw a short Khanid woman by the table. He didn't knew her, but there was something familiar with her nose, and then he reminded a name.
- Ishtanchuk Fazmarai? Are you Indah's cousin?
- Use to be. Who are you?
- Oh, my apologies. My name is Kirjava and I... well... looks like i should just wrap that towel and go to my appartment, doesn't it?
Kirjava turned on his dearest smile as he stood up, but wether Ish was impressed by what she saw, or she even noticed, she didn't even blink. Kirjava refrained from stretching out and wrapped himself with the towel, then walked away. He couldn't but agree that, from what could be seen, Ish's bossom certainly was worth its reputation...
Indahmawar met Kirjava as he exited the billiard room and he nodded as a greeting, but didn't said a word as Indah was shocked to see him strolling around dressed in a towel.
- What's going on? -asked Indahmawar.
- Apparently Yiole set up one of her Strip Calvinball games here. Hang me if I know wether that dude lost or won...
- Shall we open the bar?
- No, don't bother the employees... do you know wether there is some appartment set for me?
- The one across the hallway, in front of mine. It's been empty since you left.
- I never used it, actually... will have to get some Robo-Aides place my baggage there.
- Did you bring it? -said Indah, with a hint of hope in her voice
- I plan to stay around here for a while... I've moved my ships to a nearby system too, and have been keeping the Nightmare in "hot" state since I heard of that blockade... could skip it with the Silent Runner, though. But God help them if they ever hurt someone.
- H. gave them a beating while he was taking me out of the system... but I also have used some stealthiness to bypass it. They're looking for capsuleers specifically.
- We'll have to research on that. Now, is there something we can have for breakfast?
- Probably, but you know I'm not very good cooking stuff...
- Heh. That's why I always travel with a cooking application for my Robo-Aides...
As they walked upstairs to test Indah's pantry and kitchen, Ishtanchuk turned around to look at the empty, dark place. Albeit not exactly eager, she was curious to see it working on, full of patrons and stories...
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Jayem See
Biohazard.
342
|
Posted - 2013.07.03 22:18:00 -
[2301] - Quote
I'm knocking on the door.
Nobody ever answers locked doors. Nobody ever has. It's desperate as my wounds are aching so badly.
I re-tie the tournique on my leg and hope that I can survive long enough to get some help. It was a tough battle against the Amarr and I definitely came out the worst. Lasers gouging and whispering against my defences.
I don't want to go through many more fights like that. I was lucky to escape intact. I just need somewhere to rest my bones and recuperate.
I really hope someone will open the door - the vision is starting to fade from my eyes...it's getting hard to see...
Aaaaaaand relax. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1173
|
Posted - 2013.07.04 00:33:00 -
[2302] - Quote
Nice place. Where are the slaves at? I need to be fawned over by people who will do anything to escape a righteous beating.
Bring your possibles. |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
431
|
Posted - 2013.07.04 06:57:00 -
[2303] - Quote
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:Nice place. Where are the slaves at? I need to be fawned over by people who will do anything to escape a righteous beating.
*jogs in*
"At your service, Miss!"
*neighs*
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
17169
|
Posted - 2013.07.04 19:46:00 -
[2304] - Quote
Pops in and says.
No I'm not dead.
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1301
|
Posted - 2013.07.04 20:15:00 -
[2305] - Quote
Huh... good for you, then. Not being dead, I mean. Who are you?
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2517
|
Posted - 2013.07.05 13:39:00 -
[2306] - Quote
Houm... here we go again...
Caldari channel #2016: Highspeed micro racing
*bites a cinnamoon cookie*
One gets to miss the diversity of videochannels at this Bar...
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Alice Saki
Full Spectrum Hairdresser Pirates
69555
|
Posted - 2013.07.07 02:00:00 -
[2307] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*blushes, then infuriates* I totally, completely and absolutley hates you! *looks again at pictures, blinks dazzled* Oooh... Does someone know the number of the first guy on the second row...? And the second on the first row? And the...?
Lol
|
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1206
|
Posted - 2013.07.07 22:54:00 -
[2308] - Quote
I accidentally drank some pod fluid earlier. You got anything stronger?
Bring your possibles. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1308
|
Posted - 2013.07.08 21:28:00 -
[2309] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai is having a late dinner, sitting in a quiet table by the main bar. She's having some cold fried chicken steaks from a large plate and accompanies them with toasted bread, dressed with olive oil and salt. She looks tired and eats slowly, cutting the steaks in little pieces and biting small chunks of bread. Indahmawar comes to the table with a glass of wheat beer and places it before Ishtanchuk.
- Here, have it. Did you want the bottle too?
- No, a glass will be enoguh.
- You look very tired...
- Hum. Just ran some missions. Shouldn't had taken the last one, it never ended.
- Ish...
- Yes?
- I am very thankful for your help. Without you, i could never earn enough money...
- Nevermind, we're family.
- I tried to talk to H., but he's very busy with the Fountain war and some friends asked him to put his POS back online and manufacture some supplies... so he's short on cash at the moment and can't help much.
- Oh, i'm doing fine, missions always are easy money.
- But you looks so tired...
- Well, it's the ship. The Nightmare. The ship-capsule interface is... exhausting. That beast is not made for capsuleers nor commoners. Probably a Sansha can fly them endlessly, but that thing... something on the software or who know what, it gets on you after some hours.
Ishtanchuk yawned and had a long drink from the beer glass.
- I wish I could be of more help... I sometimes feel useless, while you... -started saying Indahmawar.
- Oh, not again... -mumbled Ish, louder than she wanted. Indah blushed and looked away of Ish.
- Eh, I didn't... -started saying Ishtanchuk.
- You didn't what? -said Yiole Gionglao, towering on the two petite cousins as she stood by the table- Oh, fried chicken steaks! Can I have that little one? -she said, and grabbed a piece of chicken, bited half of it and gladfully chewed it.
- Mmm, ish melishious! Why wasn't that on the menu?
- Ish just brought the recipe -said Indah.
- Thank you, Ish. The spices are fantastic -and Yiole ate the second half of the steak. As the cousins stood still, she added: So, what's going on? Don't you look tired, Ish? What are you doing?
- I've been running some missions to help pay the agreement we had about Eugerelia's clone...
- Oh, that... I should had figured. You know girls, if i can help in some way... is that expensive?
- Don't worry Yiole, we know we can count on you if we need to. But really, we are doing it fine.
- Good to know. Hey, do you mind if I go get a drink from the bar?
As Yiole walked away, Ish drinked the remaining beer and left the cutleries on the table.
- I'm going to sleep now, Indah. And don't mind what we're doing, OK?
- What you're doing, you mean...
Ish kissed Indah's forehead and moved away, to the stairs and her appartment. As Yiole returned from the bar with a glass of Irn Bru, Indah cut some of the fried chicken steaks and began eating them. It was very tasty, certainly.
- Can I help you with that chicken? -asked Yiole, grining and sitting on Ish's chair.
- You're invited...
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2526
|
Posted - 2013.07.09 13:36:00 -
[2310] - Quote
I kind of want this, but wonder wether the user manual will be in English...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
44217
|
Posted - 2013.07.09 14:31:00 -
[2311] - Quote
Ok, since this is TGFB im going to ask a drinks question.
Why the hell do people in the USA drink root beer? UK root beer is vastly superior. This stuff tastes like chemicals!
I went to an import store today during my break and bought a bunch of sodas including 3 kinds of root beer as dandelion and burdock is one of my favourite drinks for summer.
But this stuff.... is just... oh god its so awful. 2 sips and i poured it away. Same with the Barqs root beer, equally as vile.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20174
|
Posted - 2013.07.09 16:08:00 -
[2312] - Quote
Graygor wrote:Ok, since this is TGFB im going to ask a drinks question.
Why the hell do people in the USA drink root beer? UK root beer is vastly superior. This stuff tastes like chemicals!
I went to an import store today during my break and bought a bunch of sodas including 3 kinds of root beer as dandelion and burdock is one of my favourite drinks for summer.
But this stuff.... is just... oh god its so awful. 2 sips and i poured it away. Same with the Barqs root beer, equally as vile.
Probably for the same reason we drink things like Budweiser. Tastes like crap but its what we have/what we were raised on.
There's just no room for craftsmanship in the beverages nowadays...
However, I do like 1919 Root Beer....
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Yiole Gionglao
291
|
Posted - 2013.07.09 22:14:00 -
[2313] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Graygor wrote:Ok, since this is TGFB im going to ask a drinks question.
Why the hell do people in the USA drink root beer? UK root beer is vastly superior. This stuff tastes like chemicals!
I went to an import store today during my break and bought a bunch of sodas including 3 kinds of root beer as dandelion and burdock is one of my favourite drinks for summer.
But this stuff.... is just... oh god its so awful. 2 sips and i poured it away. Same with the Barqs root beer, equally as vile. Probably for the same reason we drink things like Budweiser. Tastes like crap but its what we have/what we were raised on. There's just no room for craftsmanship in the beverages nowadays... However, I do like 1919 Root Beer....
So root beer is made out of sassafras root, just it can't use sassafras root because it is carcinogenic and so uses artificial flavors instead...what funny things i get to learn with you, men.
Now, won't someone buy me an IrnBru? *winks, winks* |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1228
|
Posted - 2013.07.10 01:49:00 -
[2314] - Quote
So. Who's in for mud wrestling?
Bring your possibles. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
4976
|
Posted - 2013.07.10 19:44:00 -
[2315] - Quote
* out of breath
I heard mudwrestling and came running.
I had to run, my quarters are on the other end of the station...had I walked, the movie would have been over.
*catches breath
I vote Gaellia vs Yiole in the first mudwrestling match. Winner takes me back to my quarters.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20529
|
Posted - 2013.07.11 16:09:00 -
[2316] - Quote
*sidles up to Yiole and orders her a drink*
Oh, Chicken fried steak! May I?
Now just needs some gravy....
So. Mudwrestling.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
4996
|
Posted - 2013.07.11 16:11:00 -
[2317] - Quote
Gravy wrestling!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20538
|
Posted - 2013.07.11 16:18:00 -
[2318] - Quote
I was thinking more chocolate pudding. Looser has to lick the winner.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
4998
|
Posted - 2013.07.11 16:40:00 -
[2319] - Quote
This can be the rule no matter what the wrestling medium is!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20555
|
Posted - 2013.07.11 16:51:00 -
[2320] - Quote
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:This can be the rule no matter what the wrestling edible medium is!
FYP
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
5003
|
Posted - 2013.07.11 17:05:00 -
[2321] - Quote
Edible shmedible, in an age where we just wake up in new clones, who isn't turned on by a little death?
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20575
|
Posted - 2013.07.11 20:13:00 -
[2322] - Quote
Um.......
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1316
|
Posted - 2013.07.11 20:16:00 -
[2323] - Quote
Does someone know what happened to the 20 tons of discount Nutella I sent to the Bar, some months ago?
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1261
|
Posted - 2013.07.11 20:49:00 -
[2324] - Quote
Somebody turn on the disco lights. I want to dance!
Bring your possibles. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20646
|
Posted - 2013.07.12 11:41:00 -
[2325] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Does someone know what happened to the 20 tons of discount Nutella I sent to the Bar, some months ago?
I think that Indah has stashed it away. She's saving it all for herself.
Nutella wrestling??
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Don Purple
Snuggle Factory
22
|
Posted - 2013.07.13 12:16:00 -
[2326] - Quote
*walks in and takes a seat in the corner*
Can someone get me a rum and coke fifty fifty? |
Yiole Gionglao
292
|
Posted - 2013.07.13 12:46:00 -
[2327] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Does someone know what happened to the 20 tons of discount Nutella I sent to the Bar, some months ago? I think that Indah has stashed it away. She's saving it all for herself. Nutella wrestling??
It is technically feasible. Just warm it up to 30-¦ and it becomes pretty fluid. And no, I won't tell you how did i learned that...
I suggest Nutella Calvinball. One on one matches, winner is who makes the other swallow a mouthful of Nutella. Losers will clean up the mess after the match and the absolute winner will earn the bloody... err, the remaining stash of Nutella at the Greater Fool Bar, just let me check with Indah's database how much of it remains.
*checks her pad*
Well, the prize will be some 15 tons of Nutella, minus the one spent at the ring.
Any volunteers? Those who can't write themselves in, may be written into by someone else... |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2530
|
Posted - 2013.07.13 12:48:00 -
[2328] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:Any volunteers? Those who can't write themselves in, may be written into by someone else...
What will be the rules?
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Yiole Gionglao
292
|
Posted - 2013.07.13 12:50:00 -
[2329] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:Any volunteers? Those who can't write themselves in, may be written into by someone else... What will be the rules?
Ah, the rules. The same as for mudwrestling: if it requires medical attention, it's foul play. Feel like trying? |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2530
|
Posted - 2013.07.13 12:51:00 -
[2330] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Yiole Gionglao wrote:Any volunteers? Those who can't write themselves in, may be written into by someone else... What will be the rules? Ah, the rules. The same as for mudwrestling: if it requires medical attention, it's foul play. Feel like trying?
I must try at least, It's my... err... I would like to earn that Nutella.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Yiole Gionglao
292
|
Posted - 2013.07.13 12:52:00 -
[2331] - Quote
Ok, then you're in.
Enlisted players:
Yiole Gionglao
Indahmawar Fazmarai |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1332
|
Posted - 2013.07.13 12:55:00 -
[2332] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:Ok, then you're in.
Enlisted players:
Yiole Gionglao
Indahmawar Fazmarai
I'll be the referee, even Calvinball needs a referee. With one condition, you must swear that my head will still be in its place after the match...
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Yiole Gionglao
292
|
Posted - 2013.07.13 13:22:00 -
[2333] - Quote
Ok, then you're in too.
The Greater Fool Bar Nutella Calvinball Contest:
Activity: unisex mudwrestling on Nutella.
Prize: 15 tons of Nutella. Losers clean up the mess afterwards.
Matches: one on one, the first to swallow a mouthful of Nutella loses.
Rules: everything goes, minus anything that requires medical attention.
Participants:
Referee (do not behead):
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Wrestlers (male/female):
Yiole Gionglao (f)
Indahmawar Fazmarai (f)
(more to come... hopefully) |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
20803
|
Posted - 2013.07.13 20:19:00 -
[2334] - Quote
Oh yea, I'm in.
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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
24076
|
Posted - 2013.07.13 20:45:00 -
[2335] - Quote
*Enters the bar, puffing a cigar in formalwear and a blue green kilt*
"I'm in".
*Looks around*
"Been a while since I've been here, looking forward to getting back into the game ladies and gentlemen..."
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
/S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\
Unban Saede! |
Yiole Gionglao
296
|
Posted - 2013.07.13 22:05:00 -
[2336] - Quote
Wrestlers list updated!
The Greater Fool Bar Nutella Calvinball Contest:
Activity: unisex mudwrestling on Nutella.
Prize: 15 tons of Nutella. Losers clean up the mess afterwards.
Matches: one on one, the first to swallow a mouthful of Nutella loses.
Rules: everything goes, minus anything that requires medical attention.
Participants:
Referee (do not behead):
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Wrestlers (male/female):
Yiole Gionglao (f)
Indahmawar Fazmarai (f)
Random McNally (m)
Kirjava (m) |
Jayem See
Biohazard.
515
|
Posted - 2013.07.13 22:10:00 -
[2337] - Quote
May I stick my head in?
The steps are so sticky it too me all my effort just to walk in.
Aaaaaaand relax. |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2778
|
Posted - 2013.07.14 08:13:00 -
[2338] - Quote
*walks in the bar and sits beside the counter on one of the chairs.
Chloe follows her a few steps behind and takes a seat next to Zoe*
I'm in to overwatch the wrestlers and propper observing of rules.
And I'm offering Chloe as a participating wrestler...uhm...are her arm restraints allowed in the ring?
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
441
|
Posted - 2013.07.14 08:15:00 -
[2339] - Quote
*mumbles quietly to herself*
"Oh, mon dieu...."
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Yiole Gionglao
301
|
Posted - 2013.07.14 16:16:00 -
[2340] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:*walks in the bar and sits beside the counter on one of the chairs. Chloe follows her a few steps behind and takes a seat next to Zoe* I'm in to overwatch the wrestlers and propper observing of rules. And I'm offering Chloe as a participating wrestler...uhm...are her arm restraints allowed in the ring?
After chekcign with the referee, she ifnroms su thta Chloe's arm restricitosn mayeb woudlnt'b e fair so she's nto allowed to sue them.
The current line up is:
The Greater Fool Bar Nutella Wrestling Contest:
Activity: unisex mudwrestling on Nutella.
Prize: 15 tons of Nutella. Losers clean up the mess afterwards.
Matches: one on one, the first to swallow a mouthful of Nutella loses.
Rules: everything goes, minus anything that requires medical attention.
Participants:
Referee (do not behead):
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Wrestlers (male/female):
Yiole Gionglao (f)
Indahmawar Fazmarai (f)
Random McNally (m)
Kirjava (m)
Chloe Kaltana (f) |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1334
|
Posted - 2013.07.14 16:31:00 -
[2341] - Quote
*Ishtanchuk Fazmarai checks the wrestlers list*
- Houm, how will you match the wrestlers? -she asks to Yiole Gionglao.
- Well, it depends, if they're a power of 2 we can make finals and semifinals and such, if they're odd or aren't powers of 2 then we can make a series of limited last-one-standing matches.
- Sounds like you did that before...
- Oh, of course, there at the mines the number of mudwrestlers would vary from weekend to weekend.
- Can I ask you something?
- Yes?
- What are those clear glasses you wear?
- They're anti-blinding glasses. They block in 1/50th of a second any light source strong enough to blind the wearer.
- Seriously?
- Of course, do I look like I need prescription glasses?
- No, but certainly they increase your sex appeal...
- That too... *winks*
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1319
|
Posted - 2013.07.14 23:13:00 -
[2342] - Quote
Loser gets a spanking, right?
Sign me up!
Bring your possibles. |
Yiole Gionglao
305
|
Posted - 2013.07.15 06:34:00 -
[2343] - Quote
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:Loser gets a spanking, right?
Sign me up!
Houm... I can't assure you'll be spanked shall you lose, but we can ask for volunteers if that floats yoru boat... anwyay, you'te in!
The current line up is:
The Greater Fool Bar Nutella Wrestling Contest:
Activity: unisex mudwrestling on Nutella.
Prize: 15 tons of Nutella. Losers clean up the mess afterwards.
Matches: one on one, the first to swallow a mouthful of Nutella loses.
Rules: everything goes, minus anything that requires medical attention.
Participants:
Referee (do not behead):
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Wrestlers (male/female):
Yiole Gionglao (f)
Indahmawar Fazmarai (f)
Random McNally (m)
Kirjava (m)
Chloe Kaltana (f)
Gaelia Bonaventure (f) |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1338
|
Posted - 2013.07.15 06:54:00 -
[2344] - Quote
On the matches: the exact matching system will be determined once inscription finishes and we can see how many contenders are inscribed. As currently there are 6 wrestlers, there would be 2 last-person-standing matches with 3 wrestlers fighting in pairs, and then both winners would hold a final match between them.
As referee, Ishtanchuk Fazmarai will use Chribba's dice roller to determine the match pairing (who fights who and in what order) and the outcome of matches (who wins), and then everyone will be allowed to write up his/her match, or have it written by someone else.
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1333
|
Posted - 2013.07.15 13:38:00 -
[2345] - Quote
As an Amarr it's not usual for me to go and demean myself with degrading, physical exercise. May I be allowed to have my second, Brutella Shunkrat, wrestle for me?
This is Brutella.....
(brings forward a 6'4" 335 lb hambeast dressed in G-string and bending a Titanium bar)
Bring your possibles. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1346
|
Posted - 2013.07.15 13:41:00 -
[2346] - Quote
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:As an Amarr it's not usual for me to go and demean myself with degrading, physical exercise. May I be allowed to have my second, Brutella Shunkrat, wrestle for me?
This is Brutella.....
(brings forward a 6'4" 335 lb hambeast dressed in G-string and bending a Titanium bar)
Too late, you're in The List.
PS: even Indahmawar (5'5", 120 lb) is giving it a shot. Don't shy out!
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
21069
|
Posted - 2013.07.15 15:23:00 -
[2347] - Quote
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:As an Amarr it's not usual for me to go and demean myself with degrading, physical exercise. May I be allowed to have my second, Brutella Shunkrat, wrestle for me?
This is Brutella.....
(brings forward a 6'4" 335 lb hambeast dressed in G-string and bending a Titanium bar)
Wow, they raise 'em big on your farm.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE!-á ALICE SAKI FOR OOPE MODERATOR!-á Make it so! |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2788
|
Posted - 2013.07.15 16:20:00 -
[2348] - Quote
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:As an Amarr it's not usual for me to go and demean myself with degrading, physical exercise. May I be allowed to have my second, Brutella Shunkrat, wrestle for me?
This is Brutella.....
(brings forward a 6'4" 335 lb hambeast dressed in G-string and bending a Titanium bar)
*wanders eyes up and down on Brutella*
What a gorgeous piece of meat...very good breed, Miss Bonaventure!
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1343
|
Posted - 2013.07.15 20:56:00 -
[2349] - Quote
I'm sorry, Brutella. They won't let you play. Go wax the Sigil with your tongue and I'll be home later.
(Brutella thumps out of the place and disappears.....)
Let's get ready to rrrrrumble, sinners!
Bring your possibles. |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
72376
|
Posted - 2013.07.16 07:27:00 -
[2350] - Quote
Too Late?
|
Yiole Gionglao
319
|
Posted - 2013.07.16 12:45:00 -
[2351] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Too Late?
You're in and there's no way out!
The Greater Fool Bar Nutella Wrestling Contest:
Activity: unisex mudwrestling on Nutella.
Prize: 15 tons of Nutella. Losers clean up the mess afterwards.
Matches: one on one, the first to swallow a mouthful of Nutella loses.
Rules: everything goes, minus anything that requires medical attention.
Participants:
Referee (do not behead):
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Wrestlers (male/female):
Yiole Gionglao (f)
Indahmawar Fazmarai (f)
Random McNally (m)
Kirjava (m)
Chloe Kaltana (f)
Gaelia Bonaventure (f)
Alice Saki (f) |
Job Valador
Super Moose Defence Force
108
|
Posted - 2013.07.17 06:26:00 -
[2352] - Quote
*Opens "The door" in his CQ once again Remembering the last time he was here pantsu were involved*
*Sees Brutella*
*Closes and locks "The door"*
...I have too stop opening that damn thing...
"The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement." |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
72556
|
Posted - 2013.07.17 07:28:00 -
[2353] - Quote
*Comes into the Bar Jogging*
(Rocky Theme in the Background)
She is Wearing a hoodie and sweat pants
*Does a lap round the bar, and fake fights with Air*
Feel the Burn!!!!
BURN!!!!
*Yawns*
Oh well that's enough
*Sits down and orders a Coffee*
|
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
21344
|
Posted - 2013.07.17 11:22:00 -
[2354] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:*Comes into the Bar Jogging*
(Rocky Theme in the Background)
She is Wearing a hoodie and sweat pants
*Does a lap round the bar, and fake fights with Air*
Feel the Burn!!!!
BURN!!!!
*Yawns*
Oh well that's enough
*Sits down and orders a Coffee*
Oh, this made me LOL!
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE!-á ALICE SAKI FOR OOPE MODERATOR!-á Make it so! |
Yiole Gionglao
338
|
Posted - 2013.07.17 13:09:00 -
[2355] - Quote
Final warning!
Recruitment will end tonight so Ish can proceed with the raffles on tomorrow's evening.
May I note that it would be nice to have at least one wrestler more...?
The Greater Fool Bar Nutella Wrestling Contest:
Activity: unisex mudwrestling on Nutella.
Prize: 15 tons of Nutella. Losers clean up the mess afterwards.
Matches: one on one, the first to swallow a mouthful of Nutella loses.
Rules: everything goes, minus anything that requires medical attention.
Participants:
Referee (do not behead):
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Wrestlers (male/female):
1- Yiole Gionglao (f)
2- Indahmawar Fazmarai (f)
3- Random McNally (m)
4- Kirjava (m)
5- Chloe Kaltana (f)
6- Gaelia Bonaventure (f)
7- Alice Saki (f) |
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
17520
|
Posted - 2013.07.17 13:24:00 -
[2356] - Quote
*was sitting quietly at her table in a corner*
My money's on Alice... who's in?
"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!"
Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM) |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1377
|
Posted - 2013.07.17 13:32:00 -
[2357] - Quote
Shalua Rui wrote:*was sitting quietly at her table in a corner*
My money's on Alice... who's in?
Houm...
Albeit the matchmaking and the outcome of matches will be randomized, maybe we could keep the winners secret until each combat is published...
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
17522
|
Posted - 2013.07.17 13:36:00 -
[2358] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Houm...
Albeit the matchmaking and the outcome of matches will be randomized, maybe we could keep the winners secret until each combat is published...
*sips her drink and smiles*
Your show, your decision Ish.
"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!"
Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM) |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1380
|
Posted - 2013.07.17 13:39:00 -
[2359] - Quote
Shalua Rui wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Houm...
Albeit the matchmaking and the outcome of matches will be randomized, maybe we could keep the winners secret until each combat is published... *sips her drink and smiles* Your show, your decision Ish.
Heh... then I will publish the matches but the result of each match will be hidden until the stories are published.
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
17522
|
Posted - 2013.07.17 13:45:00 -
[2360] - Quote
*leans back, lights a slim cigar with a golden lighter, crosses her legs on the table and smiles through puffs of blue smoke*
Great!
"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!"
Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM) |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
72902
|
Posted - 2013.07.17 13:47:00 -
[2361] - Quote
Oh I predict lots of fun ^_^
|
Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
Russian International Allegiance
135
|
Posted - 2013.07.17 15:40:00 -
[2362] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
PS: even Indahmawar (5'5", 120 lb) is giving it a shot. Don't shy out!
PPS: I just noticed that Indah's metric measures (1.62 m, 54 kg) are quite round in imperial units...
Not the only thing round on and about her, regardless of measuring system.
Join the in-game channel 'The Greater Fool Bar' now.
|
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1382
|
Posted - 2013.07.17 19:53:00 -
[2363] - Quote
Jill Xelitras wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
PS: even Indahmawar (5'5", 120 lb) is giving it a shot. Don't shy out!
PPS: I just noticed that Indah's metric measures (1.62 m, 54 kg) are quite round in imperial units...
Not the only thing round on and about her, regardless of measuring system.
I do tend to agree.
Albeit some are rounder than other, her roundesses are just lovely round.
And any of you will have a chance to experience them in close quarters, if you join the wrestling and she's your opponent.
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
118
|
Posted - 2013.07.17 20:27:00 -
[2364] - Quote
A haggard looking Laudenum slams open the door and stomps across the floor to the bar. She has the look of a capsuleer thats been too long in the pod.
"Give me six shots of anything strong. Better yet, throw them all in a glass and I'll drink them here." she says, with obvious fatigue in her voice.
As the bartender starts randomly grabbing bottles to fill the glass, Laudenum looks around and sees the advertisement for the Nutella wrestling match. She turns to the bartender and hooks a thumb over her shoulder.
"Entry fee?" She looks at the negative response and says...
"Alright, who do I talk to about jumping into this." A wan smile crosses her face as she starts to pour back the drink. |
Yiole Gionglao
355
|
Posted - 2013.07.17 20:50:00 -
[2365] - Quote
*Yiole Gionglao enters the bar and sees Laudenum waving her*
- Oh, hi, Laude. What do you want?
- Are you the person to talk to if I want to join the contest?
- Well, yes, I'm keeping track of wrestlers. You wan to join?
- Sure. Can we trust that older Fazmarai girl?
- Well, of course, she wouldn't have offered herself as refereee otherwise. She was about to become a Sister at certain point, and she's totally honest with her friends.
- But not all of us are her friends, are we? And you're friend of her and that little one Indah is her cousin, right?
- If that bothers you, then also must be noted that I've had sex with both male wrestlers -says Yiole, carefreely.
- Doesn't matters. I'm gonna trust Ishtanchuk, but it will be best for her to be a good wrestler if she does anyhting shady on my match.
- BTW, doesn't bothers you that maybe you'll be matched to Random?
- That is my hope...
Laude's grin could freeze a shark's heart, and Yiole nods as she enters Laudenum as 8th wrestler...
The Greater Fool Bar Nutella Wrestling Contest:
Activity: unisex mudwrestling on Nutella.
Prize: 15 tons of Nutella. Losers clean up the mess afterwards.
Matches: one on one, the first to swallow a mouthful of Nutella loses.
Rules: everything goes, minus anything that requires medical attention.
Participants:
Referee (do not behead):
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Wrestlers (male/female):
1- Yiole Gionglao (f)
2- Indahmawar Fazmarai (f)
3- Random McNally (m)
4- Kirjava (m)
5- Chloe Kaltana (f)
6- Gaelia Bonaventure (f)
7- Alice Saki (f)
8- Laudenum Hayes (f) |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1350
|
Posted - 2013.07.18 01:41:00 -
[2366] - Quote
Gaellia sits down and takes off her shoes. They're such nice shoes. Bought them on sale last week. She wriggles her toes and a slave comes forward to massage them while Gaellia eats a bowl of chocolate chip ice cream.
The ice cream would be so much better with tons of Nutella on top.
The food of champions!
After her feet are properly massaged the slave is sent away and Gaellia stands up. She takes off her pants and shirt and folds them neatly on her chair. She kneels and prays and gets to her feet again. She looks around the room at the heretics who must be brought before God's justice.
"All right, you godless sinners," she cries, "get ready for your Reclamation!"
Bring your possibles. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1388
|
Posted - 2013.07.18 12:59:00 -
[2367] - Quote
*Ish gets into the bar, steps on the bar (doh! she's wearing trousers!- and announces:*
My innocent hand has rolled a Chribba dice to determine who is gonna fight who.
With the wrestlers being:
1- Yiole Gionglao (f)
2- Indahmawar Fazmarai (f)
3- Random McNally (m)
4- Kirjava (m)
5- Chloe Kaltana (f)
6- Gaelia Bonaventure (f)
7- Alice Saki (f)
8- Laudenum Hayes (f)
The dice has said:
1. 3
2. 8
3. 2
4. 4
5. 6
6. 7
7. 5
8. 1
So the matches are:
1+2= Laudenum Hayes vs Random McNally
3+4= Yiole Gionglao vs Kirjava
5+6= Alice Saki vs Chloe Kaltana
7+8= Gaelia Bonaventure vs Indahmawar Fazmarai
The 4 winners of each match will make it into semi-Final, from which will come two candidates to the Final combat.
The wrestlers of the Final 4 will be contacted briefly via EVEmail.
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Yiole Gionglao
367
|
Posted - 2013.07.18 13:28:00 -
[2368] - Quote
Houm, official announcement then:
The Greater Fool Bar Nutella Wrestling Contest:
Activity: unisex mudwrestling on Nutella.
Prize: 15 tons of Nutella. Losers clean up the mess afterwards.
Matches: one on one, the first to swallow a mouthful of Nutella loses.
Rules: everything goes, minus anything that requires medical attention.
Participants:
Referee (do not behead):
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Wrestlers (male/female):
1- Yiole Gionglao (f)
2- Indahmawar Fazmarai (f)
3- Random McNally (m)
4- Kirjava (m)
5- Chloe Kaltana (f)
6- Gaelia Bonaventure (f)
7- Alice Saki (f)
8- Laudenum Hayes (f)
Bets:
Contact Ms. Shalua Rui
Final 4 matches:
Laudenum Hayes vs Random McNally
Yiole Gionglao vs Kirjava
Alice Saki vs Chloe Kaltana
Gaelia Bonaventure vs Indahmawar Fazmarai
Good luck to everyone and I swear it won't hurt, Kirjava... |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
21656
|
Posted - 2013.07.18 15:06:00 -
[2369] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:*Ish gets into the bar, steps on the bar (doh! she's wearing trousers!- and announces:* My innocent hand has rolled a Chribba dice to determine who is gonna fight who. With the wrestlers being: 1- Yiole Gionglao (f) 2- Indahmawar Fazmarai (f) 3- Random McNally (m) 4- Kirjava (m) 5- Chloe Kaltana (f) 6- Gaelia Bonaventure (f) 7- Alice Saki (f) 8- Laudenum Hayes (f) The dice has said: 1. 3 2. 8 3. 2 4. 4 5. 6 6. 7 7. 5 8. 1 So the matches are: 1+2= Laudenum Hayes vs Random McNally 3+4= Yiole Gionglao vs Kirjava 5+6= Alice Saki vs Chloe Kaltana 7+8= Gaelia Bonaventure vs Indahmawar Fazmarai The 4 winners of each match will make it into semi-Final, from which will come two candidates to the Final combat. The wrestlers of the Final 4 will be contacted briefly via EVEmail. PS: wrestlers have been contacted and know their fate; waiting for answers on who wants to write each segment.
Oh yea, I'll be writing this one up.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE!-á ALICE SAKI FOR OOPE MODERATOR!-á Make it so! |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
118
|
Posted - 2013.07.18 15:07:00 -
[2370] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:*Ish gets into the bar, steps on the bar (doh! she's wearing trousers!- and announces:* My innocent hand has rolled a Chribba dice to determine who is gonna fight who. With the wrestlers being: 1- Yiole Gionglao (f) 2- Indahmawar Fazmarai (f) 3- Random McNally (m) 4- Kirjava (m) 5- Chloe Kaltana (f) 6- Gaelia Bonaventure (f) 7- Alice Saki (f) 8- Laudenum Hayes (f) The dice has said: 1. 3 2. 8 3. 2 4. 4 5. 6 6. 7 7. 5 8. 1 So the matches are: 1+2= Laudenum Hayes vs Random McNally 3+4= Yiole Gionglao vs Kirjava 5+6= Alice Saki vs Chloe Kaltana 7+8= Gaelia Bonaventure vs Indahmawar Fazmarai The 4 winners of each match will make it into semi-Final, from which will come two candidates to the Final combat. The wrestlers of the Final 4 will be contacted briefly via EVEmail. PS: wrestlers have been contacted and know their fate; waiting for answers on who wants to write each segment. Oh yea, I'll be writing this one up.
Like hell you will. I got this!!!
Oh, and Shalua, I'll put a mil on ME! |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
73152
|
Posted - 2013.07.18 15:08:00 -
[2371] - Quote
Rawr!
Come at me Chloe!
|
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
449
|
Posted - 2013.07.18 19:43:00 -
[2372] - Quote
Chloe lines up in front of Zoe and doesn't move a bit while Zoe undresses her completely from her very special, but not in the ring allowed outfit.
Then Chloe slowly walks over to Alice, swaying her hips while crossing her feet on every step.
While lining up next to Alice like the cloning tanks crated her, Zoe asks in the crowd:
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2796
|
Posted - 2013.07.18 19:45:00 -
[2373] - Quote
"So, who wants to write the story?"
Zoe looks at Alice first, then let's her eyes sweep over the crowd....
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
21678
|
Posted - 2013.07.18 21:31:00 -
[2374] - Quote
Hmmm, I could do it but would probably be NSFW.
I'm still waiting for the Alice Saki story..........
To be fair, we should wait to hear from the Ref.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE!-á ALICE SAKI FOR OOPE MODERATOR!-á Make it so! |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1392
|
Posted - 2013.07.18 22:31:00 -
[2375] - Quote
Waiting for Kirjava, wether he wants to do the Yiole vs Kirjava match or leaves it to me. Feel free to pester him with that.
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1351
|
Posted - 2013.07.19 02:19:00 -
[2376] - Quote
Gaelia Bonaventure vs Indahmawar Fazmarai
Gaellia throws herself into the ring. "Now will you see the power of the Almighty smite down His enemies within the square circle of Nutella," she says. "Verily, I say unto you, beat the slave until he cries so that he may find purpose in this life and through his suffering will all mankind reach the pinnacle of their life which is to serve the Amarr like the dogs they are.
"Lo! I speak to you sinners with the tongue of the Lord, and I say to each and every one of you, this Nutella is lovely and here will I fight in the name of the Lord, for the Lord dost love Nutella.
"For in the beginning was Nutella, and all things sweet. So sayeth the Lord, who has a big butterknife to spread the Nutella of His word across the face of the Universe so all men may taste and eat and revel in the glorified sweetness that is NUTELLA. Amen, and glory be to God the Everlasting and Great Maker of all things Nutella."
Her prayer delivered, Gaellia is finally ready for battle. And here comes Indahmawar springing into the ring, and with a subtle move she launches herself into the air and clasps her thighs around Gaellia's neck and drives the poor Amarrian into the ground! Well, into the Nutella anyway.
Both women slip and slide in the sticky goodness that is Nutella. They become exhausted and Indahmawar tries to make a Nutella castle while Gaellia wonders how high she can pile the Nutella on top of her head.
After they regain their breath they stand and circle one another, their legs dripping with Nutella. Even their faces are masks with nothing but eyeholes. They grapple! They fight! They wrestle! They get tired again and Gaellia grabs the TV remote to see if anything good is on, but there's no so she supposes they have to fight again.
The referee slaps the TV remote out of Gaellia's hand. "Wrestle, don't watch TV!"
"But there's a shoe sale on in the station," Gaellia says. "If only I could figure a way out of my captain's quarters I might be able to go shopping."
The referee, her head already hurting from Gaellia's long and boring prayer, hits Gaellia over the head. "Go fight!"
"That was mean," Indahmawar says. "I'm supposed to hit Gaellia, like this!" Indahmawar drives her elbow into Gaellia's neck socket and Gaellia goes down. As Indahmawar laughs uproariously Gaellia scoops a handful of Nutella and flings it at Indahmawar's open mouth. It's either choke or swallow....and Indahmawar swallows the Nutella and is disqualified.
Gaellia wins! The referee hold up Gaellia's hand and pronounces the winner but Gaellia, having already won, is now following suit and stuffing her own mouth with Nutella because she doesn't want Indahmawar to eat more than her....and there are some shoes on sale she still needs to buy.
Gaellia wins! Gaellia wins!
Bring your possibles. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1392
|
Posted - 2013.07.19 06:31:00 -
[2377] - Quote
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:Gaelia Bonaventure vs Indahmawar Fazmarai
Gaellia throws herself into the ring. "Now will you see the power of the Almighty smite down His enemies within the square circle of Nutella," she says. "Verily, I say unto you, beat the slave until he cries so that he may find purpose in this life and through his suffering will all mankind reach the pinnacle of their life which is to serve the Amarr like the dogs they are.
"Lo! I speak to you sinners with the tongue of the Lord, and I say to each and every one of you, this Nutella is lovely and here will I fight in the name of the Lord, for the Lord dost love Nutella.
"For in the beginning was Nutella, and all things sweet. So sayeth the Lord, who has a big butterknife to spread the Nutella of His word across the face of the Universe so all men may taste and eat and revel in the glorified sweetness that is NUTELLA. Amen, and glory be to God the Everlasting and Great Maker of all things Nutella."(...)
Amen! And LOL!
Absolutely love it, good work! I cracked myself when they started building Nutella castles and piling it over their heads...
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
21778
|
Posted - 2013.07.19 20:36:00 -
[2378] - Quote
Nicely done, Gaellia!!
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE!-á ALICE SAKI FOR OOPE MODERATOR!-á Make it so! |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2800
|
Posted - 2013.07.20 11:04:00 -
[2379] - Quote
Have to say the same, nicely done :)
@Random: NSFW? Not safe for wieners? ...Oh wait! Not safe for work, haha
...well, I'm ok with this ;)
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
21918
|
Posted - 2013.07.20 14:10:00 -
[2380] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:Have to say the same, nicely done :) @Random: NSFW? Not safe for wieners? ...Oh wait! Not safe for work, haha ...well, I'm ok with this ;)
hehe, just need to find out the winner of the match .....
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE!-á ALICE SAKI FOR OOPE MODERATOR!-á Make it so! |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1443
|
Posted - 2013.07.21 13:35:00 -
[2381] - Quote
- And so? How did you enjoyed your match, Mawi? -said Ishtanchuk.
- Oh, don't call me that! You know it's my nom-de-m+¿re! -answered Indahmawar, upset.
- Oops, sorry, just was talking to Eugerelia earlier and we were using "Mawi" a lot.
- You wouldn't want me to spread your home name, would you? -said Indah with a smirk.
- Don't dare that, else you'll have another wrestle fight before you think so...
- Well, if it's like that one... I knew it was a silly diea from thes start, but couldn't figure that Gaellia would use my tactic!
- Seriously?
- Yes, I was counting on a surprise attack and a mouthful of Nutella so she had to swallow or choke...
- But she was faster...
- Yes, she was. Now she's on her way to the final.
- Only if she wins her second combat.
- That will be fun to see once she meets...
- Do I interrupt? -said Yiole gionglao, seating by the Fazmarai cousins.
- Oh, you're welcome.
- What were you talking about?
- Huh... home names -answered Indah-. Ish was just calling me Mawi and i told her not to do so.
- Heh, that's something I never understood. Why don't call your children by the name you like? My mother wanted me to be called Yiole and so she called me Yiole. Plain and simple.
- Oh, but think of the consequences... if Ishtanchuk's mother had done that, then we would be calling her Corrina...
- Indah! Shut up!! -said Ishtanchuk.
- WHAT? You mean Ish's second name is...?
- Don't you dare to repeat that! -said Ishtanchuk, shuting Yiole's mouth with her hand, to no avail as Yiole started giggling.
- Oh my god, your mother...? She calls you Corrina...? Like the heroine from those silly romantic holovids...?
- Yes, exactly like that... -said Indah, barely holding back laughter-. Ish's mother calls her after Corrina Fawless, space horsewoman.
Then Indah and Yiole started laughing aloud as Ish blushed, so lovely indignant that many patrons missed a heatbeat looking at her.
- I totally hate you both -said Ish as she barely avoided stomping her feet on the ground like she used to do when she was a teen...
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
330
|
Posted - 2013.07.21 14:16:00 -
[2382] - Quote
walks in ...
farts in the room...
walks out
|
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
8894
|
Posted - 2013.07.24 11:42:00 -
[2383] - Quote
*crashes on the floor and dragged away by a group of female ninjas into one of the private rooms*
You may gain the knowledge, but you will lose your belief, with all its mystery and comfort. If there was proof, absolute and certain, there is an afterlife, why not quit this life, and be done with it?
Ponder about these things all your life, and you're a philosopher. Compress these ponderings into a couple of pages, and you'll go mad. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1462
|
Posted - 2013.07.24 12:55:00 -
[2384] - Quote
*Sees liafcipe being dragged by female ninjas and doesn't asks as she's seen wildest things, and has made some too*
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
8902
|
Posted - 2013.07.24 12:57:00 -
[2385] - Quote
Plot twist: Corrina is one of the ninjas.
You may gain the knowledge, but you will lose your belief, with all its mystery and comfort. If there was proof, absolute and certain, there is an afterlife, why not quit this life, and be done with it?
Ponder about these things all your life, and you're a philosopher. Compress these ponderings into a couple of pages, and you'll go mad. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1462
|
Posted - 2013.07.24 13:02:00 -
[2386] - Quote
Liafcipe9000 wrote:Plot twist: Corrina is one of the ninjas.
*door shuts behind the gang and suddenly the logs show nothing*
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1363
|
Posted - 2013.07.24 13:48:00 -
[2387] - Quote
Next contest get in the ring you guys!
Bring your possibles. |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
74696
|
Posted - 2013.07.24 14:03:00 -
[2388] - Quote
SoonGäó
|
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22535
|
Posted - 2013.07.24 15:32:00 -
[2389] - Quote
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:Next contest get in the ring you guys!
Meant to get one written last night but hit the wall and died.
Tonight is looking good.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE!-á ALICE SAKI FOR OOPE MODERATOR!-á Make it so! |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
74787
|
Posted - 2013.07.24 15:52:00 -
[2390] - Quote
I've been waiting all day for you to come online :P
|
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22551
|
Posted - 2013.07.24 15:55:00 -
[2391] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:I've been waiting all day for you to come online :P
Promise! The Kaltana/Saki match will be up tonight.
Then comes the Hayes/McNally match.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE!-á ALICE SAKI FOR OOPE MODERATOR!-á Make it so! |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1467
|
Posted - 2013.07.24 20:52:00 -
[2392] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao vs Kirjava
- Let me announce the wrestlers! On this side of the ring, Miss Yiole Gionglao! Over six feet of smexyness, skill and grace, hailing from the core of the Caldari nation!
Yiole removed her warming robe and graciously waved her arms and shook her hips, showing up her curvy figure and the sports garment covering it. She had lost too many bras to allow it happen again!
- And over there at that side of the ring, Kirjava! He's hot, he's smart, he's the victim of the incoming slaughter! All cheer up Kirjava!
Kirjava removed his own warming robe, exposing a g-string which inmediatley polarized the public into two irreconciliable sides: those who thought that front was better and those who thought that back was the best angle, and as cameras focused on the later, Kirjava's ass emanation caused hordes of ancient greeks to abandon paedophlia and swear eternal love to 30-somes.
- Wow, hot stuff on the ring! Let the fight begin... now!
Yiole, being a skilled amateur, had been thinking on how to win; she wanted a fast fight because she didn't counted much on what her skill and physical shape could do against the crude biological advantage of having more muscular mass -and she hadn't fought many men, not in circunstances were medical assistance meant disqualification...
So Yiole grappled, swinged, threw, swept and held, trying to pin Kirjava long enough to swing some Nutella into his mouth and hold it shut until he swallowed; but each time Kirjava would twist and shake free in a burst of force, and soon Yiole realized he had a fast musculature, whereas hers was tuned to be well balanced; and so the effort began wearing Yiole down, as Kirjava mostly avoided her and playfully tried to pull her clothes.
Ish hit a gong and there was a small break in the match, which Kirjava used to show up her muscles and put the g-string to good use. Some of the spectators grew too hot and a quarrel started, trying to resolve wich angle was best; and then some of the fighters tried to take Nutella from the ring and Ishtanchuk pulled out a Colt 1911 and shot several times in the air, and the fighting at the chairs stopped. Then Ish hit the gong and the match continued.
Kirjava noticed how Yiole was tiring, but he also was very tired, and Yiole's moves were wearing him down; his left arm had been hit so many times that it refused to stop aching, and his ankles shaked with the effort to not slip on the Nutella. He also had a certain issue with his sexual appetite, watching Yiole as she moved and panted close to him, reminding Kirjava what her clothes were concealing; and he was determined to get rid of that sport bra at any time, if he just could avoid Yiole crushing him against the ring each two moves. Again Yiole closed in and threw him and tried to pin him; Kirjava shook and relased and then Yiole tried to move away, but she slipped on the Nutella. Kirjava saw a chance and plumetted on her as she hit tthe ring down on her belly...
- Damn -thought Yiole as she sunk into the Nutella, and then Kirjava hit her back like a train. Yiole tried to stand up, but Kirjava desperately twisted his limbs around hers and managed to pin her in a unorthodox manner; and if Yiole had been fresher, that would had ended there. Instead, her attempt to shake Kirjava failed and then he started piling Nutella against her face. Yiole twisted desperately but some of the stuff got into her nose and she inhaled it unwillingly, and then she bursted in tears and started coughingh as the Nutella irritated her air tract. Feeling that victory was near, Kirjava swept a massive wave of Nutella and slammed it on Yiole's face; she got her mouth full and swallowed some, and then Kirjava released her so she could regain her breath.
- Kirjava wins! I don't dare to call that a clean victory, seeing the chocolatey mess on Yiole, but she clearly had to swallow!
Kirjava started leaping around the ring, raising his arms as the crowd cheered; meanwhile Yiole had regained her breath and tried to shake hands with Kirjava, but he didn't noticed her intent. Then Yiole turned away and Kirjava swiftly grappled her bra from behind and wrapped it up, undressing her bossom. As Yiole's breasts popped out and dropped in a heavy and satisfactory bounce, the crowd went hectic and Kirjava smiled crazily. But alas!, the lower cuff of the brassier had painfully scratched Yiole's nipples, and before anyone coold notice, she turned her head, aimed, and then turned her torso and hit Kirjava's eyes with her fingers.
Kiajva inmediately collapsed on the Nutella ring, yelling in pain.
- SH*T! That hurts! My eyes, oh god how this hurts!
Yiole tried to gather her bossom again without unlocking the bra, but that proved diffcult and she just picked some Nutella to spread it on her breasts and mask them. Then she left the ring as a crowd gathered around Kirjava and some of the patrons booed Yiole. Ishtanchuk ran between the crowd and stood in Yiole's way.
- What are you doing? Are you crazy?
- Get out, Ish. I'm not in the mood.
- Yiole, you..!
Then Yiole grabbed Ish's arm, staining her clothes in Nutella, and gently but firmly pulled her out of her way.
- Not now, Ishtanchuk, not now.
Ish looked up and into her friend's eyes and realized she was quite unsettled. Back at the ring, Kirjava was recovering as Yiole hadn't hit him hard, and was trying his best to convince some of the female patrons to let him "test his eyes" on them. A Gallentean cutie giggled histerically when he said something about "letting to check wether he could see those little teets from away" and the crowd laughed, and nobody else than Ish and Indahmawar saw Yiole leaving the room, going to the gym and the showers...
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Something Random
The Barrow Boys
403
|
Posted - 2013.07.24 22:41:00 -
[2393] - Quote
Yo
Fool wuz ere
"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."
"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangsn++ all here!" |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22640
|
Posted - 2013.07.25 00:50:00 -
[2394] - Quote
As Kirjava solicited the pretty young patrons for some assistance, the house lights dimmed down and the automated spots swiveled and swung about. The crowd hushed as the lights knifed their way about the patrons.
GǣLadies and Gentlemen!Gǥ the voice boomed. GǣIn our third round, the finest filly of the Kaltana stables and member of Kaltana IndustriesGǪGǥ The voice grew in power, encouraging the crowd to greater levels of applause. GǣPlease welcomeGǪGǥ
The swiveling lights pivoted to the far locker room where two overly muscled and overly tanned men stepped through the door. Both were wearing ancient styled GÇ£Ten GallonGÇ¥ hats, gun belts over tooled leather chaps and thongs. Their muscular chests gleamed with oil as they stepped out of the locker room and into the spotlights; each raised an archaic six shot pistol and smiled vapidly to the crowd.
GǣGǪCHLOE KALTANA!!Gǥ the announcer finished, releasing the pent up energy of the crowd in a roar of approval. The two gleaming gunmen, fired simultaneously, causing more than a couple of the less focused patrons to dive for cover. In the momentary distraction of the gunfire, Chloe stepped out.
She was dressed in a glossy white robe that gleamed in the collective spotlights. Perched on her head was a headdress shaped like a glossy white mane that flowed down the back of the robe to meet with a matching glossy white tail. She drew open the bottom of her robe, exposing muscled legs and heels that gave the impression of hooves. She turned sidelong, and struck a pose that was reminiscent of a rearing horse and flashed a bright grin that invigorated the applause of the barGÇÖs patrons. The two escorts fired an additional round from their ancient weapons and Chloe turned to strut down the ramp to the ring, slowly crossing feet with each step. She held her head high and proud, as she approached the crowd.
GǣAnd her opponent,Gǥ the announcer continued as Chloe continued posing just outside the ring of Nutella; spotlights beginning their hypnotic spirals. Gǣheralding from GǪ.Gǥ , the announcer was cut off as a loud crash issued from the opposing locker room. The crowd started when the locker room door was forcibly smashed open and landing across the hall in an upside-down heap was another of the overly oiled and tanned assistants. The fourth of the quartet scurried out of the room and ran down the ramp as if the hounds of Hell were chasing him.
Gǣum, heralding from parts unknown, Gǣ the announcer continued, obviously floundering from the unexpected scene. Gǣ the terror of Suddenly SpaceshipsGǪGǥ The spotlights illuminated a petite woman with a coffee cup clutched in one hand and a wild mop of red hair. She turned her glare to the crowd and yawned broadly, emphasizing the smeared red lipstick that trailed halfway to her left ear. She wore a threadbare oversized sleep shirt that proudly announced GǣI Make Grown Men CryGǥ.
GÇ£ALICE SAKI!!GÇ¥ the announcer finished, stirring the crowd from their stunned silence and rousing them to reclaim their volume. The pale woman shielded her eyes as the spotlights swept up to surround her. She lifted her coffee cup to take a sip and scowled after taking a sip. With a visible snarl, she dumped the contents on the upturned rump of the unconscious assistant. After dropping the mug on the unfortunate manGÇÖs head, she turned and stomped her way down the ramp.
Chloe continued her posing, hoping to energize her cheering fan base and hoping to deflect some of the attentions away from Alice. When Saki approached the ring, however, she yawned again loudly and with crossed arms, pulled the thread bare sleep shirt over her head exposing a finely-toned body dressed in a bright yellow thong bikini with the universal biohazard symbol emblazoned on it. Chloe, not to be outdone, removed the headdress and seductively slid out of the glossy white robe revealing a white microkini against naturally tanned skin. Chloe turned to give the audience a full look at her long and tight musculature. Alice stifled a yawn.
At the sound of the bell, both jumped into the ring of Nutella with the predicted result of both loosing their footing and falling on their backsides. Chloe began to stand slowly, her height being a disadvantage in the chocolatey muck while Alice spun quickly and began pumping her legs in a simulated sprint but managed only to have both her hands and feet shoot out from underneath her, plopping her face unceremoniously in the spread.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE!-á ALICE SAKI FOR OOPE MODERATOR!-á Make it so! |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22640
|
Posted - 2013.07.25 00:51:00 -
[2395] - Quote
Chloe, seeing the opportunity, lowered her center of gravity and scrambled on all fours to the face down Alice and managed an awkward dive to try to pin her face down but the fiery redhead pushed herself up and noticed the mare attempting the lunge. She squirted out from underneath the shadow of Chloe and managed a spin to completely clear her. Chloe tried to break her fall with her arms, but on contact with the gooey substance shot apart and plopped ChloeGÇÖs face first into the Nutella. Leaping like a hazelnut flavored panther, Alice squelched on to ChloeGÇÖs back, forcing the taller womanGÇÖs face back into the glop.
Chloe began to thrash as she held her breath and began to buck, hoping to dislodge the redhead, but Alice reached down and grabbed a fist full of the strings to ChloeGÇÖs top and clamped her legs around the toned abdomen. Alice watched carefully as Chloe twisted and moved, sensing which direction she would go and fouling up an arm or leg and plopping ChloeGÇÖs face back into the Nutella.
Alice could feel ChloeGÇÖs breath changing from strained to ragged, hampered by the accumulation of muck around ChloeGÇÖs nose and mouth. She had been working strenulously and only taking shallow breaths. Soon she began to tire and with a final gasp, fell back face first in to the goo. Alice lept off of ChloeGÇÖs back and turned her head to clear away the passages for her to breath. The Kaltana woman smiled and nuzzled into Alice. A sly smile crossed AliceGÇÖs face and while combing the spread from ChloeGÇÖs hair and face, she scooped enough to fill her palm and slapped it over ChloeGÇÖs mouth. Chloe snarled and began to start the fight anew when Alice grabbed ChloeGÇÖs head in both hand and planted a firm and passionate kiss. With a start, Chloe swallowed the mouthful of Nutella and Alice stood up on wobbly legs as the winner amid the roar of the crowd.
As a parting shot, when Alice turned to present herself to the crowd, arms raised in victory, Chloe reached up and yanked her bottoms, snapping the straps, but in the congealed Nutella, it was difficult to see the nudity.
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UNBAN SAEDE!-á ALICE SAKI FOR OOPE MODERATOR!-á Make it so! |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1477
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Posted - 2013.07.25 20:03:00 -
[2396] - Quote
*Ishtanchuk Fazmarai is reviewing old e-mails and notices that Indahmawar sent her an e-mail rather than send it to her own address*
"So, what's this? What did you sent yourself, Indah?"
Good ideas for the upcoming wrestle combat.
"HMOG..."
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2803
|
Posted - 2013.07.25 23:27:00 -
[2397] - Quote
@Random:
That was brilliant and fun to read!!!
@Ish:
Round 1...Fight!...Perfect!
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
22749
|
Posted - 2013.07.25 23:35:00 -
[2398] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:@Random: That was brilliant and fun to read!!! @Ish: Round 1...Fight!...Perfect!
thanks Zoe! Was fun to write. Hopefully Chloe was fine with the whole Horse/Cowboy motif.
I figured the precedent had been set.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
UNBAN SAEDE!-á ALICE SAKI FOR OOPE MODERATOR!-á Make it so! |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
74954
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 07:09:00 -
[2399] - Quote
*Victory Dance*
*Licks Nutella off her arm*
|
Ryuske Shihari
RS Industrial
888
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 12:07:00 -
[2400] - Quote
Could SOMEONE please address the elephant in the room... ?
MOAR QUAFE WITH BEER!!
*hic*
Where did that horse go again... |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1385
|
Posted - 2013.07.26 23:25:00 -
[2401] - Quote
What a great fight! God has surely blessed you with his divine favor. Let us pray in humble solemnity for his everlasting guidance...and then let's lick the Nutella off our bodies.
Bring your possibles. |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
451
|
Posted - 2013.07.27 11:30:00 -
[2402] - Quote
You know, we can't lick every spot on our own bodys...so a little cross guidance is needed here *licks*
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The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1488
|
Posted - 2013.07.27 17:30:00 -
[2403] - Quote
*Musical Intermission*
Waiting for the match between the siblings Laude and Random, suddenly the spotlights swivel and focus on the lateral stage, as the lights in the room dim to draw the public's attention towards the stage. The backdrop curtain opens and two small figures appear on stage, dressed in similar white dresses with white riding boots, yellow kerchiefs laced around their necks and wearing black cowboy hats. The shorter woman is a dark redhead with a curly mane, and the slightly taller one haves golden, smooth long hair. As soon as some patrons identify the Fazmarai cousins, it's obvious that they're wearing wigs.
- And now, a little musical intermission, by the lovely duo Mawi & Corrina! Welcome them with a strong applause!
All lights shut down as a lone spotlight focus on the Fazmarais, and then the duo start singing before music follows them in...
Shocked first, amazed later, the crowd watches as the petite cousins sing and dance around the stage, perfectly synchronized in their moves and voices; and despite they don't pronounce the lyrics properly, they perform the song with such lovely accent that even battle hardened nullsec warriors feel a fuzzy warm where their heart used to be.
As their performance ends and the Fazmarai cousins bow to the public, they're welcomed with a burst of applause and the nearest patrons can see them blush in a unprofessional but adorable manner.
Seated alone in a corner, Albert Kuvai, Sansha agent, regrets not having picked a place closer to the lateral stage, but he resigns himself as he's supposed to not allow Ishtanchuk notice his presence as he watches over the crazy event staged by the fringe capsuleers populating The Greater Fool Bar...
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
75376
|
Posted - 2013.07.29 00:02:00 -
[2404] - Quote
Bravo!
|
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1407
|
Posted - 2013.07.29 17:54:00 -
[2405] - Quote
*claps* What a delightful musical rendition! I will light a novena for your souls after I smoke this cigarette.
Bring your possibles. |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2804
|
Posted - 2013.07.29 18:53:00 -
[2406] - Quote
*claps applause along all members of Kaltana Industries*
Bravissimo!!
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
453
|
Posted - 2013.07.29 18:54:00 -
[2407] - Quote
*clapsclapsclaps*
Fantastique!!
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The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Sheryl Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
40
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Posted - 2013.07.29 18:56:00 -
[2408] - Quote
*clapsclapsclapsclaps*
-¦-ï-¦-¦-Ä-ë-+-¦-ü-Å
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Anne Books
Kaltana Industries
98
|
Posted - 2013.07.29 18:58:00 -
[2409] - Quote
*clapsdiclappeldislaps*
Excelentes idol+ítrico!!
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
497
|
Posted - 2013.07.29 18:58:00 -
[2410] - Quote
*clap...clap...clap*
Ausgezeichnete Darbietung!!
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
246
|
Posted - 2013.07.29 18:59:00 -
[2411] - Quote
*films everything on cam*
This will gettin' me so rich...sweeeeet.
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The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1495
|
Posted - 2013.07.29 20:32:00 -
[2412] - Quote
*blushes and bows*
Thank you, thank you... it's just a little routine we practiced some years ago...
*still blushed, but with a sterner voice*
And now... can someone fetch us those Random & Laude siblings? We want to know who will join Gaellia, Alice and Kirjava in the fight for a place in the final!
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Sheimi Madaveda
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
4819
|
Posted - 2013.07.29 21:51:00 -
[2413] - Quote
*Jukebox magically turns on playing this.*
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting
http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png-á |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
121
|
Posted - 2013.07.30 23:02:00 -
[2414] - Quote
GÇ£Would you please stop playing with my breasts on concentrate on your match.GÇ¥ Yiole chided and Random spread more of the disinfectant. The scratches that Yiole had received during her match were not serious but Random made a fuss about taking care of them. Yiole knew better; he was just playing. After a few minutes, she finally slapped his hands away when he kept applying the ointment to the same scratch. GÇ£You have a match to prepare for. Go!GÇ¥
Random gave her a wan smile. GÇ£Do you really think I can seriously wrestle my sister?GÇ¥ He said, putting the medications away. GÇ£Besides, she cheats.GÇ¥
Yiole gave him a look and put her hands on her hips. GÇ£You signed up for this. The choosing was randomly done. You have to follow through.GÇ¥
Random sighed, GÇ£Alright, alright, but IGÇÖm not wearing that costume.GÇ¥ Random walked over to the bench and began stripping out of his general clothing. Yiole smiled as she secreted glances his way. She didnGÇÖt mind watching him undress.
In the other dressing room, Laudenum Hayes was shadow boxing and staying limber and warmed up. A light sheen of sweat glistened on her body in the intense light. She finished with a devastating combination of punches and smiled knowing that had her opponent not been only a shadow, they would be on the floor. She stretched and wind milled her arms, keeping flexible. She began to start removing the tape from around her hands. One of the vapid over muscled assistants entered the room with a package. GÇ£ItGÇÖs time to start getting ready for your match, maGÇÖam.GÇ¥
She began peeling her sweat soaked exercise gear off, drawing sidelong glances from the assistant. She stepped into the shower area and quickly washed away the sweat of the exercise and stepped out in full display of the assistant. GÇ£Would you hand me a towel?GÇ¥ she purred, giving the assistant the best possible view. When the man dallied too long, she snapped GÇ£NOW!GÇ¥ This sent the abused assistant scrambling.
Some sort of musical interlude began out in the bar proper as Laudenum began dressing. She smiled slyly knowing that Random would be really uncomfortable about this. They hadnGÇÖt wrestled since they were children and even then he never really gave it his all. He would be moping about uncomfortable in the idea of having to wrestle her. She intended to take full advantage of that. She told the assistant she was ready and began to meditate as she waited for the announcement.
Random stalked around his dressing room like a panther. The unease was plain on his face. Yiole was far more fascinated by the play of muscle and the extremely tight shorts he was wearing, having discarded the costume. GÇ£Why is this such an issue for you, Random?GÇ¥ Yiole asked. She was obviously getting tired of watching him prowl the dressing room. She had seen him willing go into battle, to actively seek death but wrestling this woman had him climbing the metaphoric walls. He stopped and looked at Yiole. GÇ£She fights dirty, Yiole. She is merciless and can be very nasty. I wouldnGÇÖt be surprised if she smacked me in the privates while the ref isnGÇÖt looking.GÇ¥
Yiole smiled and stood up, walking in that slow manner that instantly drew RandomGÇÖs attention. She placed a hand on his chest and pushed him back a step. GÇ£I will be watching the match.GÇ¥ She said. She pushed him back another step. GÇ£If she takes a cheap shotGǪ.GÇ¥ She walked him back another step GÇ£ then she will have me to deal withGǪGÇ¥ YioleGÇÖs final step pushed Random into the lockers. GÇ£And I will not be fluffy and kind.GÇ¥
She turned and resumed dressing as Random made his last minute preparations. The musical interlude was drawing to a close and he knew that the match would begin shortly afterwards. Yiole cast a last look at him and said, GÇ£Have fun, IGÇÖll be rooting for you.GÇ¥ And with a sly smile and a wink, she left the room leaving Random to watch her depart.
The house lights dimmed again and the swiveling spot lights began their chaotic dance across the crowd. The voice of the announcer boomed, GÇ£Ladies and Gentlemen, in the last of the first round matchesGǪGÇ¥ The applause began again before the cue was given, Random stepped out of the door and stomped his way to the ring. The announcer sputtered GÇ£Uh, Random McNally!GÇ¥ Bathed in the spotlights, Random had worn no costume and strode out simply in a tight pair of black shorts and a stoic expression. Applause and a few wolf whistles cascaded from the crowd. He approached the ring and stood stock still, apparently taking little joy in the patronGÇÖs attention. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
121
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Posted - 2013.07.30 23:04:00 -
[2415] - Quote
The spots began their dizzying spin again as the announcer continued. GÇ£And in the other corner, hailing from the Forge, Laudenum Hayes!GÇ¥ The lights of the spots wormed their way down the opposing hall and stepping carefully around the broken door, Laud stepped out. Her smile beamed and she waved in the direction of the roaring crowd. She wore only a tight pair of shorts and a bikini style top. Her tightly braided red hair bound tightly to her head. She blew kisses to the crowd and as she approached the ring, she struck a game show hostess pose as if she was the prize of the contest. She turned slowly and faced Random. He still wore the stoic expression as she blew him a kiss that was loaded with malice.
At the sound of the bell, both stepped into the ring. Random maintained upright but with some effort and careful balance. Laudenum stepped in and began slathering herself in the Nutella, turning to the crowd and seductively drawing lines of the chocolaty spread across her naked midriff. Random moved forward with remarkable balance and went to grab Laudenum in a bear hug but the redhead dropped to a knee and with all the leverage she could muster with feet and hands, swept RandomGÇÖs legs out from underneath him and sending him sprawling on his back in a wave of goo. Laudenum leapt on top of Random to pin him to the floor but as she perched on top of him, he simply lifted her up and tossed her sidelong off of him. The crowd roared their approval as both wrestlers climbed up from the muck on hands and knees; RandomGÇÖs stone-like expression and LaudenumGÇÖs bright smile.
Random shot forward again on all fours, using hands, feet and knees to propel himself with an unexpected burst of speed but Laudenum waited until just the right moment and as he reached up for her, she slapped her hand on the top of his head, driving it down and she slithered down his back like a fleeing snake. He quickly reached back with his right arm and managed to grasp her ankle, spinning her back into the muck and began dragging her face down towards him. She spun in his grasp and when she closed the gap, she planted her free foot into his face and pushed off. While she squirted away, RandomGÇÖs grasp was still firm on her ankle. He pulled her back, this time using her captured leg to interfere with her free leg. She waited until he had brought her close and with serpent quickness, flung her free leg over his head. RandomGÇÖs grasp loosened and Laud released a primal scream as she broke free of his grasp entirely and encircled his neck in a leg lock. She locked her ankles behind his back and began squeezing his neck with her thighs. The crowd noise briefly became deafening at what appeared to be LaudGÇÖs victory until Random stood up. Laud clenched her abdominals and pulled her body perpendicular to Random. The strain showed on his face as he tried to peel the redheadGÇÖs thighs from around his neck and he began to growl and breath heavy. Laudenum, grimacing with the effort of holding her body upright, suddenly smiled and allowed her torso to flop backwards. Random had a mere moment instinctively gauging the distance between LaudenumGÇÖs torso length and just where her head would hit when she flopped backwards. In desperation, he grabbed at Laud and managed to succeed in pulling off her top. The back of her head slammed close enough to the vicinity of his groin where he made motions to protect his genitals, but the sudden movement cost him his footing and he slipped on to his backside.
Laudenum yowled as the pain of her legs being pinned under Random's back struck her. She flopped forward and over RandomGÇÖs head but was successful in tightening the grip around RandomGÇÖs neck. As the momentum passed away, she sat upright on his chest and with a mighty heave and a shout, planted her hands to either side of RandomGÇÖs head and squeezed. Random howled and Laud scooped a handful of the Nutella, slapped it into his mouth and covered it with her free hand. A moment later, Random eased his body in defeat and Laudenum rolled off, both gasping for breath.
GǣThe winnerGǪLaudenum Hayes!!Gǥ shouted the announcer as the crowd began screaming and shouting.
Laudenum stepped out of the showers still feeling the phantom presence of the Nutella. She opened up the locker and began pulling a clean change of clothing out. When she closed the locker, she started at YioleGÇÖs presence on the other side of the locker door.
GÇ£Whoa, you startled me!GÇ¥ Laudenum said, taking a step back and lowering into a fighting crouch.
GÇ£I think what you did was cruel.GÇ¥ Yiole said, hard eyes leveled at Laudenum. GÇ£You knew that Random would not hurt you since you are his sister. Is this how siblings fight in your family?GÇ¥
Laudenum smiled. GÇ£That was a spirited little fight, yea. But not nearly as nasty as some of the ones we had as kids.GÇ¥ She finished pulling on her clothing and began walking out the door back into the bar proper. GÇ£Besides,GÇ¥ she said, looking over her shoulder. GÇ£He let me win.GÇ¥ |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1500
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Posted - 2013.07.31 13:33:00 -
[2416] - Quote
- Houm, where is Yiole...? -muttered Ishtanchuk Fazmarai as she looked to announce the outcome of the first series of fights and what would be the following matches. then she to the microphone and announced:
- So, we have 4 winners now! The victors will now fight for a place at the final, and the absolute winner will get a wonderful stash of 15 tons of Nutella!
>>Let me summarize the events so far; the final 4 matches were this:
Gaellia Bonaventure vs Indahmawar Fazmarai (Gaellia won)
Yiole Gionglao vs Kirjava (Kirjava won)
Alice Saki vs Chloe Kaltana (Alice won)
Laudenum Hayes vs Random McNally (Laudenum won)
As you may have noticed, my little corp didn't did any good despite we had the only semi-professional wrestler and the cutest little wrestler. Not that I am complaining, why should I?
>>Now, the wrestlers for the semi-final will be these:
Gaellia Bonaventure
Kirjava
Alice Saki
Laudenum Hayes
The matching will be announced shortly. But now, it's been a long evening and I think we all want to have some more fun... so let the music begin!
As the music starts, the crowd moves to the dance floor and leaves behind a few familiar faces; Albert Kuvai takes the chance to leave the bar unnoticed and walks towards the door. On his way out, he can see the defeated wrestler from the last fight kissing intensely the fabulous female wrestler from the second match, whose bossom was one of the nicest views in the evening along with the voluptuous nudity of the horse woman in the third match. The fact that all them were capsuleeers and conceded to that kind of entertainment both puzzled and amused him, and he was thinking of what would think Miss Kuvai of that when he almost threaded on a petite figure, which he identified inmediately in horror.
- Ouch! Please, watch your steps, mister -said Indahmawar Fazmarai, staring at the tall pale man who had crashed on her.
- My apologies, miss... -mumbled Albert Kuvai.
Indahmawar frowned at him in aristocratic conceit and moved away dignly, and Albert Kuvai both damned himself and turned around to see her move away. He thought that the younger Fazmarai cousin was a sweet little... oh, what was he thinking with his crotch? He quickly made some plans to meet Ishtanchuk in the following days, this time in a official visit. But the irate green eyes of Indahmawar still haunted him for a while as he left the Greater Fool Bar...
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
76592
|
Posted - 2013.07.31 14:05:00 -
[2417] - Quote
....Not again xD
I just managed to get all that Nutella out my hair
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Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
Russian International Allegiance
201
|
Posted - 2013.07.31 20:31:00 -
[2418] - Quote
Jill Xelitras takes a picture of the party going on between the matches and uploads it to GalNet+.
Join the in-game channel 'The Greater Fool Bar' now.
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2809
|
Posted - 2013.08.01 10:20:00 -
[2419] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:....Not again xD I just managed to get all that Nutella out my hair
Don't worry, our roman styled Kaltana bathroom themepark just finished it's contruction and is now open for public in the backyards of TGFB!
This should help all contestants in regaining their normal appearance after the next Nutella incidents.
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1505
|
Posted - 2013.08.01 13:34:00 -
[2420] - Quote
At the frigidarium in the Kaltana Roman Baths, the Fazmarai cousins are taking advantge of the olympic-sized cold pool, and are playing the game called Monkeyheads.
Standing on the poolside, Ishtanchuk Fazmarai turns her back to the pool and then she throws the three Monkeyheads over her shoulders. The three balls, roughly half the size of a volley ball, quickly sink into the water and Indahmawar throws herself into the water to grab them as Ish starts a stop watch. Each monkeyhead ball has got two handles on the sides, and Indahmawar grabs the first one she finds -but it's not the right one. The three monkeyheads are labeled respectively with a circle, a triangle and a square, and must be retrieved and returned to the launcher in that order; and so Indahmawar carries the triangle head with her as she looks for the circle one. But instead she finds the square one. Indahmawar surfaces, carrying both balls on her hands, and then dives again looking for the right monkeyhead. She locates it and quickly swims towards Ish, then she drops the triangle and square balls and sims back to retrieve the circle one. Once she haves it, she surfaces and swims quickly to Ishtanchuk, drops the monkeyhead and dives and returns the other two.
- 38 seconds, not bad, not bad at all... -announces Ishtanchuk, stopping the watch.
- Not bad? Heh, I totally break your mark!
- Meh, you always dived better than me. Not much fat on those heavy bones you got!
- That's envy, you just couldn't swim right even if you was a duck.
- A what? A duck? I hope you didn't said a seal...
- Well, at least you're dressed properly to look like a seal -said Indah, pointing Ish's dark swimsuit and then poking her delicately curvy stomach.
- I won't tell you what do you look like in your birthsuit...
- Houm, do we interrupt something? -says a masculine voice, and Indahmawar quickly throws herself into the water as Random and Yiole enter the frigidarium.
- Nothing, just were playing Monkeyballs before i announce the next matches... -says Ishtanchuk-. Will you take care of Indah while I go find her a swimsuit?
- Well, I feel like totally taking care of her. And also would take care of Yiole if she follows the fashion. Even you, sweetheart -say Random, winkling at Ish.
- In your dreams, Mr. McNally -points Yiole, putting her hands on his eyes-. Quick Indah, run away while I keep him busy!
- I think i'll stay in the water, thank you. And Ish, please, hurry up!
- Oky doky, cousin. We don't want Random to see how hard are your nipples right now, with all that cold water, do we?
Indah blushes and dives into the water, and also Random blushes as Yiole deliberately rubs his back with her own bossom, then Random objects:
- Hey, I've come here just to test this new place and swimm a bit! Don't you get too carried, my inmodest ladies!
- Meh, in your dreams! -says Yiole.
- Totally in your dreams - echoes Indahamwar.
- Only in your craziest, stupidest, wildest and wetest dreams, Mr. McNally -points Ish from the door to the women's locker room.
A while later, all four begin playing Monkeyheads in couples, after Ish has fetched a bathrobe for Indah and the youngest Fazmarai cousin has gone to dress hrself in a bikini. The playful noises from the firgidarium draw the attention of other capsuleeers testing the Kaltana Roman Baths, and a few stop by to see the list with the matches for the semi-final of the Nutella Wrestlign contest:
Participants:
Gaellia Bonaventure
Kirjava
Alice Saki
Laudenum Hayes
Matches:
Alice Saki vs Laudenum Hayes
Gaellia Bonaventure vs Kirjava
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2813
|
Posted - 2013.08.02 16:37:00 -
[2421] - Quote
The frigidarium slowly gets filled with patrons cooling and awakening their bodys in the cold water pool, while others are playing games like Random, Yiole and the Fazmarais or just hanging around on the large marble benches circling the big circular pool in the center.
The scene goes on for a while and eventually a big double door leading to one of the themeparks steam saunas opens up, revealing Zoe and Chloe, followed by four other women of the Kaltana clan. The six ladys swirl around the pool, only barely dressed in very minimalistic black bikinis and still glossy and sweaty from the saunas. The daylight simulation from the blue sky hologram filling the large dome above the pool does the rest and their shiny bodys draw one or another glance from the attendants.
Even Indahmawar catches herself in viewing and mumbling:
"Oh my...all those muscly, glossy and elegant moving Adonias..."
Indah is shocked a little by herself and those smirking faces around her and especially by her voice not really mumbling
...not even a bit.
Ish looks at her little sister and giggles shelmishly:
"Mawi...I didn't knew you are into girls apparently..."
Indah presses her eyes closed immediately and starts hypnotising herself repeating:
"Don't break your roleplay..Don't break your damn roleplay..Don't!"
The six Kaltana Ladys, obviously too busy in tease-chatting and bantering themselves are taking their place around Zoe on the bench that is positioned next to the window hologram displaying the wonderful colours of a roman garden only cut by a small walkway leading to a beautiful lakeshore siluette.
While their bodys slowly cool down from the heat in the steam sauna, Zoe suddenly raises her voice: "What would be a roman bathhouse without some slave decor!"
Zoe loudly claps her hands twice and a nearby door opens immediately, revealing a dozen beautiful amarrian girls. They are clothed in skintight white bikinis and each one carries a tray with some towels, brushes and well assorted bodyoils. Without any hesitation, the amarrian girls offer their services to the attendant patrons, leaving at least Lady Bonaventure with a raising eyebrow but no complaints.
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
28575
|
Posted - 2013.08.02 22:03:00 -
[2422] - Quote
Miz casually leaves the ladie's chaging room and heads straight for the pool. Only wearing a small black bikini bottom, she attracts alot of attention from the male patrons, as they enjoy a full view of her small, but wellshaped, breasts. However the exposed bosom wasn't the only thing that caught attention. As she turned around, both male and female patrons were amazed by her large dragon tatoo on the right half of her back. It went from the top of her back, all the way down to the lower part of her back, with the tail extending furtherer down her right leg, stopping about halfway down her thigh. At the left half of her back were a couple of small tribal symbls and there were more small tattoos scattered across her slender body. Except her arms which were covered by 2 large sleeve tattoos instead.
Miz went into the pool right next to the group of Random, Yiole and the Fazmarai twins. And Random was the first to speak:
-Wow Miz. That dragon tatoo is impressive
And the rest of them agreed and Random continued:
-Is it new? I didn't seem to notice it at the game of Calvinball
-No, I think the low lighting and high amount of consumed alchohol made it hard to notice it. And despite, if you weren't that focused on the balls and have taken a look at me instead you wouldn't have made a single clear shot.
Laugher spread among the little group of friends and Miz smiled at Random. However this time, he certainly did look at Miz and it became to Yiole:
-Alright, Mr. McNally. I think you have seen enough boobs for today.
And Miz replied:
-Relax my dear. It's not like he has seen them before. And despite, there aren't really much to look at, I'm afraid.
Indah pointed at two obese men at the other end of the pool and said with a low voice:
-That's true. I am pretty sure both of those men have better boobs than Miz.
Once again laugher spread among the group.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1513
|
Posted - 2013.08.03 07:23:00 -
[2423] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai looked thoughtfully at Mizhir's small but perfect breasts, and then she announced, gravely:
- I think I shall welcome you to the "small but beautiful" club, Miz. Those pointy beauties are gorgeous.
- Errr... thank you. I've heard you're not bad yourself?
- I too have heard that -added Random-. But I didn't had a chance earlier...
- Bad boy, bad bad boy Mr. McNally -said Yiole, putting a hand on Random's eyes.
Indahmawar looked around and didn't saw anyone staring at the group, and then she unstrapped her bikini top and removed it. Her version of "small but beautiful" shined under the simulated sunlight, perfectly round and symmetrical; the skin was a bit lighter than her light tan color and the well proportionate areolas and nipples where intensely pink, almost red. Random was inmediately tantalized and Yiole allowed him have some time before diverting his attention; after some years, Yiole knew that Indah had a complex about the size of her bossom, but also knew that both Fazmarai cousins were magnificently endowed in the aesthetical aspect.
- Isn't it a shame? -pointed Yiole-. How can anyone have an issue about such beauties?
- An issue... -mumbled Random
- Well, the "small but beautiful" club doesn't compete too well with the "large and beautiful", does it? Just compare, Miz, both our four together barely make the same bulk as a single one of Yiole's...
- Meh, I'm not that large. And they're just proportionate to my general body size. Large woman, large breasts, that's Caldari design in action.
- As if nobody noticed the effect of large breasts in small women like Ish...
- That's something else I've heard about but never saw -said Random, smirking an giving a funnily lewd look at the top of Ishtanchuk's swimsuit.
- Don't mess me in your boobs contests -said Ishtanchuk, smiling.
- Mr. McNally, you'll have to have my word that everything you heard on Ishanchuk's bossom, it's only a pale shadow of the truth -said Yiole-. But then, to be honest, I'm larger than her, as you should know and trust me about it...
- What's that on your shoulder? -said Miz, suddenly.
- What?
- Looks like a burn on Ishtanchuk's shoulder...
Mizhir had noticed it as she was standing behind Ish, and then Ishtanchuk stood up and turned around so the rest of the group could see it. There was a small tear-shaped, decolorated spot on her left shoulder.
- Isn't that a burn? -said Random
- It is -answered Ish-. The story isn't that great, I just was hit by a splatter of molten metal and decided to not remove the scar -added, shrugging.
- Heh, I do know something about that kind of scars. They're usual in boarding actions, when lasers hit bulkheads and your armor is broken. Of course, being splattered with molten metal is preferable to taking a direct laser hit...
Random stood silent for a while, as he had seen many of that kind of violence before being a capsuleer. For a split scond, he saw Ishtanchuk as a Khanid -a friend of the Amarran scoundrel. Then he thought that capsuleers made their own club, but nonetheless, certain skin complexion and face traits were asociated in his memory to violence and pain, even if the traits belonged not to an oversized Khanid marine, but to a beautiful petite Khanid female.
- So, any chances we get to peek a look at those famoust Ishtanchuk boobs? -said Random, lightly. Ishtanchuk flipped a finger to him in a completely-not-a-lady fashion and all the group laughed...
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
77595
|
Posted - 2013.08.03 08:31:00 -
[2424] - Quote
Peeking from the Changing rooms Alice is waiting for the right moment to jump out and cause some havoc, Already changed into her Swimwear, A simple plaid design with a Selection on Colours intertwined together
Watching her selection of friends chatting and laughing among each other.
She begins her stealthy approach towards the group.
Random see Alice Creeping towards the group, He almost raises his hand to wave and shout a greeting but a swift stern look from Alice bring her finger to her mouth giving McNally a Signal to Shut up. Random instead brings his hand up to his head pretending he was just rubbing something away.
With everyone still chatting Alice continues her slow steady pace towards Mizzy who has her back to Alice.
Alice gets behind Mizzy She Shouts
-Boo!
Everyone Jumps except Random who was expecting her to jump out.
She Beams a Big Silly Grin At everyone.
All the Girls together shout
- Oh My God Alice!
Alice looks Mizzy in the Eye and Says
- You're looking awfully hot Mizzy
MIzzy is taken back
- Oh why Thank you Alice
Mizzy Look down and admiring her figure
Alice Laughs menacingly
- Well I think you should cool down
Mizzy rises an Eyebrow, Suddenly Clicks but it's too late. Alice has jumped forward pushing Mizzy by the shoulders, Mizzy falls backwards right into the cool water before Splashing everyone. Mizzy resurfaces cursing
- @$&-ú$-ú
- I should have known!
Everyone is now laughing at Mizzy's expense
She gives everyone a stern look, but then also starts laughing.
Alice regains her posture turning towards the rest of the group
- Hiya Everyone
Beams a big Smile, Turns back towards the pool and jumps in cannonball style splashing everyone once again.
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Mizhir
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
28614
|
Posted - 2013.08.03 11:14:00 -
[2425] - Quote
As revenge Miz, starts tickling Alice with her legs around her to lock her down. Despite all the splashing and much effort, Alice is unable to break free of Miz's grasp.
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1515
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Posted - 2013.08.03 12:28:00 -
[2426] - Quote
Water dripping again from her hair right after it had almost dried, Ishtanchuk wonders how she knew that pool+Alice= waterbomb. Accepting the unavoidable, she resigns herself in the purest Khanid stoicism way and jumps flat on her belly as Alice frees herself from Miz. Albeit she's a light weight, her masterful technique causes a huge splash that hits both women.
Alice counterstrikes and struggles to pull down the straps of Ishtanchuk's swimsuit, but then Indah jumps in and launches a sneak attack on Alice's bikini top. Surrounded by two fiery and wet Khanid, Alice dives to the bottom looking for safety...
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
457
|
Posted - 2013.08.03 13:01:00 -
[2427] - Quote
Chloe notices Alices desperate situation by getting forced to dive to the ground by these two wet and fiery Khanid.
She immediately jumps on her hocks and throws herself elegantly bow like into the water, cutting it with her spear-formed arms and diving to the ground next to Alice, providing her former superiour ring contestant with a tender kiss of live.
Then the both woman dive up again and launch a surprise attack on Indah and Ish by grabbing their feet ankles and dunking them underwater.
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The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1519
|
Posted - 2013.08.03 15:51:00 -
[2428] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao sees how Ish and Indah disappear under water, kidnapped by a Kaltana horseshark, and asks Random to wait a minute while she gets something sorted. Yiole jumps into the pool and arches graciously underwater, hitting Cloe's flank and forcing her to release the Fazmarais' ankles. Ignoring Chloe, Yiole quickly grabs on the poolside with one hand and uses her other arm to pull Indah out of the water, then gets a grab on Ish and repeats the procedure. Wtih both Fazmarais on firm land, Chloe grabs Yioles' shoulders and sinks her into the water, but as soon as she senses the bottom, Yiole quickly uses her legs to push up while she grabs Chloe's ankles and makes her somersault until Chloe ends heads down into the water. As Chloe attempts to turn around and reach the surface, Yiole swims like a fleshy torpedo and Alice tries to tackle her, to no avail as Yiole weights like 30 kilos more and adrenalin is putting her muscles to the top. As she surfaces, Yiole shouts:
- I could use a white knight here! Take me out, Random!
Random sees his chance and tries to grab Yiole, yet he only can get a hold on her bikini top. As Random tries to pull Yiole out of the water, he violently removes the top and falls on his ass as Yiole sinks again. Chloe and Alice coordinate to sink Yiole and then she turns upside down, reaching the bottom with her arms. Then she uses her feet to push her pursuers away and surfaces again; this time she's met by the Fazmarais, who pull her arms and manage to take half her body out of water, then Random grabs her below the armpits and pulls Yiole out as he senses a increasing weight pulling her down. Random falls again on his ass again but now Yiole is over him and out of the water; the Fazmarais also land in a undecorous way and Indah resents as it's the second time in a row her ass hits abruptly the poolside.
As their victim escapes, Chloe and Alice surface, and then Chloe sees Yiole's large bossom swinging and dripping water as she stands on all four over Random, panting as she regains her breath, and says with her best fake redneck accent:
- Wow Yiole, now those are what we at the stables call some seriously fantastic udders!
Ishtanchuk bursts in laughter and falls on her back, holding her belly as tears of laughter fall from her eyes, and the group quickly follows her hilarity...
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Rain0000
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2013.08.03 21:11:00 -
[2429] - Quote
you know that feeling you get when you're watching a trainwreck |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1520
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Posted - 2013.08.03 22:25:00 -
[2430] - Quote
Rain0000 wrote:you know that feeling you get when you're watching a trainwreck
Ishtanchuk closes up to the latest Rain and sees her talking about trainwrecks. Ish calls a slave and offers Rain0000 a drink, then says:
- Whatever you mean, it's going to be better with a drink and a dip in the pool. We can borrow you a swimsuit if you need it, or you may just not use one as we're pretty casual here -Ish takes a sip of her fruits cocktail, then follows: Are you the original Rain, by the way? Is that what 0000 means?
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2815
|
Posted - 2013.08.04 10:09:00 -
[2431] - Quote
Zoe places a large sign at the poolside.
"DANGER HORSESHARK INFESTED WATER - SWIM AT YOUR OWN RISK"
If I should try to breed them? Crossing the DNA of Chloe, a shark and a horse...hmmm, perhaps i should give that job to our breeding labs tomorrow....
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1520
|
Posted - 2013.08.04 18:25:00 -
[2432] - Quote
Albert Kuvai, Sansha agent, opens a new tab on his computer, then surfs to the Pop-Pedia and searches for an article and opens it:
Quote:Corrina Fawles, space horsewoman (essential version)
Corrina Fawles is a female fictional character starring a series of romantic novels with the same name. Originally published by the Khanid source Edhevar Issues, it has been translated to all major languages and has been adapted to several other formats such as holovids and interactables.
Publishing record
The first title in the series, "Corrina Fawles: Upon the heat wave", was originaly published on YC 18 and enjoyed a moderate succes in the underground market. The series would not lift off until the fifth installment, "Corrina Fawles: Behind a daydream" (YC 24), which sold over 75 million copies and reached the main market. The series currently consists of 84 novels, 37 short works and 9 original holovids, plus 30+ adaptations. Estimates are that the original work has been paid for by not less than 11 billion unique customers.
Characters
The main character is Corrina Fawles, which in the original Khanid version is called a "kunapadah", that is, a performer of the old ritual sport Kunapadah (horseback archery for ladies). The usual translation is that of a female horserider, as in most cultures a female shooting arrows from a horse would be misinterpreted as a warior, which Corrina Fawles is not.
Corrina Fawles is described as a young woman of mixed Khanid-Achuran ascent, tall, blonde and with blue eyes. As the works avoid sexual content, Corrina Fawles is never described in detail. In many popular media, she is associated to the figure of actress Yioka Gaun, who was deemed too exuberant by many fans of the series.
As the plot of the stories revolves around Corrina Fawles meeting either lone people in love distress or couples in a crisis, there are few recurring characters in the series. The main aside of Corrina herself is her fiancee Emerind Clotch, whose disappearence causes Corrina's tireless wandering in search of him. Emerind Clotch is always referred to in past tense and populates the stories as a series of plot-related flashbacks; his fate is unknown to this date.
Authorship
As usual in the media, the author is concealed under a series of pen names and many believe that the series is actually a collective work. Anyway, during the controversy around "The empty jar" (n-¦ 69, YC 67), a series of messages were issued by a unidentified Khanid female who claimed to have written "most of the work, including all 22 of the "Love trials of Corrina Fawless" short works". Analists claim that all 37 short stories show a very high degree of coherence and are likely the work of a single individual, but that hasn't been proved about the bulk of the work. The 9 original holovids were written by hired scriptwritters, the most famous of whom was Tubanak Marrant, of "Cloister of winds" fame.
Themes
Romantic love: Corrina Fawles is purported to not engage in any romantic activity as she mets and helps secondary characters, whose stories are told to the reader by an anonymous omniscient narrator. Albeit the stories have had a variety of themes and at least in one occasion they depicted a homosexual relationship, the romantic content of the series is very virtuous and revolves around misunderstanding, fear of the unknown, shyness and other individual weaknesses which are overcome with help from Corrina Fawles.
Sexuality: sexuality is almost absent from the series, even implicitly. Corrina is assumed to be a maid who barely ever kissed her fiancee and intimate scenes end at the door of the bedroom. Anyway, part of the controversy around "The empty Jar" (n-¦ 69, YC 67) revolved around a short paragraph which could be interpreted as Corrina having engaged in oral sex with one of the characters.
Space travel: Corrina Fawless is looking for her fiancee after he disappeared along with a flotilla of the Royal Khanid Navy, which presumedly was ambushed by pirates. Albeit Corrina is a comonner, she is a spaceship commander and owns a unidentified Cruiser-class ship; sometimes the stories imply passengers of the ship, which also is described as a merchant and sometimes engages in combat against pirates, and so many connoisseurs claim it's a purely fictional ship.
Controversy
The series, albeit belonging to a minority market such as romantic novel, has stirred much controversy because of the depicted gender roles and the lack of religious content, which has had the series banned intermitently from Amarr empire. Feminists usually deplore how, in words of activist Neyana Baulage, "Corrina (Fawles) can't apparently exist as any else than a scabbard in a futile search for a individual sword". Also many sources regret how, albeit set in a contemporary era, the values depicted belong to pre-contact age, which is incoherent with Corrina's own mixed ascent.
Also the 69th novel in the series, "Corrina Fawles: The empty jar" caused a strong controversy amid followers as the language used suggested that it was a Gallentean work translated into Khanid, and the story itself departed much from the series standard, including a violent space combat and an ambiguously written paragraph which could imply a sexual relation between Corrina Fawles and a male character.
This is a Essential version of the article. Link HERE to access a thorough version and/or additional content
Albert Kuvai closed the Pop-Pedia and smiled at the contrast between Ishtanchuk's namesake and the actual Ish. He pictured Ishtanchuk's mother as a old fashioned prudish Khanid woman, naming her daughter after a chast heroine, and wondered whether she would know what Ish had been doing since she was a capsuleer.
Thinking on Ish's delicious body, Albert Kuvai sent her a message, agreeing on meeting in a few days, and left the room.
CCP Unifex: -á"lurking single players (...)-áare the majority of characters on Tranquility"
...And so now we know why CCP hasn't done anything for soloers since Apochrypha. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1477
|
Posted - 2013.08.07 11:26:00 -
[2433] - Quote
.Gaellia vs Kirjava
Gaellia enters the ring ready to do battle with Kirjava. Nutella is on the line so this is shaping up to be a battle to the death between them.
Ishtanchuk checks both participants. She pats Gaellia down, sighs, and begins to pull a knife, knuckle dusters, pair of rusty pliers and a broken bottle from Gaellia's baggy clothes.
"I forgot they were there," Gaellia said.
"Sure you did," Ishtanchuk replies. She pats Kirjava down and removes a pair of scissors, a tire chain, a razor blade, and a .22 derringer.
"Oops," Kirjava says. "I forgot to leave those behind."
"All right," Ishtanchuk tells both wrestlers, "no dirty business. I want a clean fight. No eye gouging, larynx crushing or spine snapping. Oh, and remember, don't behead me."
"Before I fight I have to pray," Gaellia says.
"All right, make it quick."
"It will only take me three or four hours for a proper prayer."
"Quicker than that, Gaellia."
Gaellia folds her hands and bows her head. "Oh great and merciful God, allow me to destroy my enemies in your divine name and try to remember not to behead Ishtanchuk if she gets in the way. Also, thanks for creating Nutella. You really did a good job there if I may say so. Amen."
"Let's fight!" Kirjava roars and the combatants clash in the middle of the ring. It's all but over for the Amarrian in a few seconds as Kirjava wraps his hands around Gaellia's slim neck and lifts her out of the sticky Nutella. Her legs flail helplessly. Kirjava slams Gaellia down into the Nutella and pile drives an elbow into her breastbone...but she's not there!
Kirjava leaps to his feet. "Wait a minute, where did she go?"
Even Ishtanchuk is scratching her head. "She disappeared!"
"No, wait," Kirjava says, "I see her nose sticking out the the Nutella over there. She's moving under the Nutella like a fish."
Gaellia is indeed slinking along through the thick and sticky Nutella. It's not difficult. For after all what is Nutella other than tasty pod fluid, and she's been living in that gunk for years. Groping blindly she touches a pair of legs and leaps up and wraps her arms around Ishtanchuk's throat.
"Do not behead!" Ishtanchuk cries before her air is cut off.
"I'll save you Ishtanchuk," Kirjava says and wades through the Nutella. Soon all three are foundering in the Nutella.Gaellia and Ishtanchuk struggle to their feet. Ishtanchuk looks around. "Where is Kirjava."
"Dunno," Gaellia says, "haven't seen him."
"What are those bubbles bursting in the Nutella under your feet?"
"Bubbles? What bubbles?"
"I think you're standing on poor Kirjava."
"Oh, really? It must be God's will. I'm pretty sure he's been out of air for the last thirty seconds or so and has gulped more than enough Nutella. Do I win now?"
"I'm not sure this move is covered in the rules."
"Better hurry up with your decision before he sucks Nutella into his lungs."
Gaellia steps off Kirjava's chest and he pops up from the Nutella and gasps.
"I see dead people," he says.
Gaellia Wins!
Bring your possibles. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1530
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Posted - 2013.08.07 13:14:00 -
[2434] - Quote
Nutella on her shoes.
Nutella on her ankles.
Nutella on her legs.
Nutella on her skirt.
Nutella on her blouse.
Nutella on her neck.
Nutella on her face.
Nutella on her hair.
Ishtanchuk is as close to being on her nerves as she can without actually being, and rushes to her appartment, leaving behind a trail of chocolatey footsteps and a variety of compliments ranging from "can I have the filling of that bonbon?" to "just remove your clothes and let me lick that Nutella out of your p***!", but she's too distressed to worry. Ish opens the door of her appartment and storms into the shower before opening full water, and only then she starts undressing.
Suddenly she reminds that she hasn't announced the winner and opens an audio channel to the Greater Fool bar. Down at the multipurpose room, the audience can hear the referee of the contest saying, amid the sound of running water:
- Gaellia wins! And now we're taking a break!
Amid the crowd, a young patron who's been trying to make out the beautiful Minmatarr girl seated by him for a while, comments:
- Don't you think this is a funny place? I swear she's showering now, and I surely would do the same in her place.. or at her place if she wanted! -he says, and winks at the ebony statue by him. The Minmatarr girl slowly turns her face and smiles coldly, staring at him scornfully, and the young man gives up after a last stealthy look at her cleavage and the silvery medallion hanging there.
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Anne Books
Kaltana Industries
100
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Posted - 2013.08.07 22:00:00 -
[2435] - Quote
What an a******... *mumbles to herself and replaces the safety switch on her sidearm*
"I would have shurely splattered his monkey-face over the whole room, If he had forced me to listen one more second..."
*Anne only thinks this quote while turning her head back to the ring, where an intermission show seems to build up*
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
24097
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Posted - 2013.08.07 23:59:00 -
[2436] - Quote
Random and Yiole moved away from the ring as the GÇ£intermissionGÇ¥ entertainment began. They walked up to the bar and Random ordered a pair of drinks. When the drinks arrived, he slid one over to Yiole and kept the other for himself. He turned to watch the performers and it was obvious that he was looking for a little quiet in the midst of the fanfare.
GÇ£While this has been very fun to watch, IGÇÖm starting to feel a little claustrophobic with the crowd. To be honest, I think when Laud is done, we should go for a quiet dip or maybe sit in one of the saunas.GÇ¥ He took a sip from the glass with a sheepish look, GÇ£Honestly, I still feel like IGÇÖve got Nutella in places that it shouldnGÇÖt be.GÇ¥
Yiole took a sip from her drink and looked Random squarely in the eyes. GÇ£Why did you let Laudenum win?GÇ¥
He looked back in her eyes and said GÇ£Why does it matter?GÇ¥
Her glare became more icy. GÇ£It is impolite to answer a question with a question. Why did you let Laudenum win?GÇ¥ She asked the question with just a little more force but the sound from the intermission performance began to make speaking difficult without shouting. He gently took her by the arm and retired to the privacy of the hallway leading to the KaltanaGÇÖs spa. He did not speak as they walked but wore a pensive look.
As they walked in to the spa area, Random intentionally closed the door sealing the noise of the bar. The only people in attendance were the few scantily dressed attendants. He turned to her then and said, GÇ£Laudenum grew up the third child in a family that prized boys over girls. My brother and I were always in competition for GÇÿwho was bestGÇÖ. She grew up a GÇÿtomboyGÇÖ and felt that she was in the competition as well.GÇ¥ He sighed heavily. GÇ£I would rather she didnGÇÖt get hurt, or more preciselyGǪGÇ¥ he took a sip from his drink, GÇ£that I didnGÇÖt get hurt.GÇ¥
Yiole held the glass as she listened to Random. Her look was more questioning than anything. GÇ£So you didnGÇÖt just throw your round because I lost.GÇ¥ It was a statement, not a question. GÇ£But you suspected that Laudenum would hurt herself or you in the process?GÇ¥
Random leaned against the wall, a move that emphasized the height difference between the two. GǣI promiseGǪGǥ He began, Gǣif you want to hear the tale of my family and just how messed up it is, I will tell you. It will not be a short and romantic tale.Gǥ He gazed over the water features and looked up to the artificial sky. GǣIf you wish to hear it, it will cost you a homemade dinner and a bottle of wine. Real wine, not that simulated stuff.Gǥ
He turned his face and cast a piercing gaze at Yiole. GÇ£If you wish to hear it, you will hear it all.GÇ¥ He took a sip from his drink. GÇ£I really wish to be there when the next match starts.GÇ¥ He pushed himself away from the wall. Ish looked kind of angry and we may be needed incase there is trouble with the match between Laud and Alice.GÇ¥
GÇ£Random, this really doesnGÇÖt make any senseGǪGÇ¥ Yiole began but Random gently cupped her cheek in his hand and kissed her question away.
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Rain6638
Team Evil
571
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Posted - 2013.08.08 12:10:00 -
[2437] - Quote
Loco opens comms with 8 from his seat at the bar.
"you won't believe what I found in Venal."
8 is happy to hear from an old friend, but suddenly too curious to be friendly. "I'm listening." 8 crosses her legs and stares into Loco's image on her datapad, as if scolding a child.
"You. I ran into more of you."
8 sits up slowly. Venal. Guristas. WTF was Loco doing in Venal? whatever. "How many?"
Loco takes another swig of his drink and the sound of the ice spheres clinking can be heard through 8's datapad, in a tinny and treble tone characteristic of a datapad's weak aural emitters. "From what I could see?" Loco crunches an ice sphere between words. "Ten. They call each other by a single digit like you do."
8 is calculating ten things at once... their age, their incomes, their ships, the ammo, whether they stay together, what do they do? are they... capsuleers
Loco continues his intel report: "They're not capsuleers. It seems they were put to work as ship captains on the cheap--"
Loco mentions something about pilots' licenses, but 8 already figured--they're mortal copies, kept that way to keep costs down. Also quite expendable.
He continues,"I want you to guess what they're in command of."
8 analyzes his choice of words. "All the same hull?"
"Yyyyyup. Quite a sight. They have their own squads, and they patrol a constellation."
8 risks appearing to be proud of genetic copies. "Rattlesnakes...?"
"Yes ma'am. Fully staffed with an old-fashion crew--I'd like to know what a functioning command deck looks like." Loco can tell 8 is already lost in thought, so he finishes his convo. "I've sent you the station info. I'll go if you need me to. Talk to you later, 8."
8 snaps out of it and asks, "what were you doing in Venal?" ...but she was too slow. She sits back and runs her fingers through her hair, staring at the hologram of the Scimitar in her hangar.
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yo dawg, we heard you liek industrials, so we put an industrial in yo industrial so you can loss while u loss |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1539
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Posted - 2013.08.08 13:58:00 -
[2438] - Quote
Quick shower dry cycle, rushes out of shower, dresses up in a minute, brushes and ties hair in a ponytail, and then 10 minutes to make up -that's the 20/80 rule for female capsuleers in a hurry.
Clean and presentable again, Ishtanchuk Fazmarai rushes downstairs with her high heels in her hands, and quickly wears them on as she reaches the ground level. Tapping expertly on 8 centimeters of carbon fiber, she walks to her place as a musical intermission starts.
Loud guitars start playing as a short, curvy female gets on stage, dressed in tight black leather and wearing a crazy black mane. She's smoking hot, even if patrons didn't notice that she's a Kaltana, which inmediately starts playing back the song and honor it with her moves.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch cherry bomb!, goes the song, and the Kaltana girl moves her hips as patrons jump on their chairs, struggling to give a good look of the artist. Soon the fight to get a good view of the stage heats up, and then the Klatana girls throws a few massive firecrackers among the front row of spectators, quickly clearing the area.
Back in her place, Ish tries to decide wether to facepalm or laugh as the crazy performance ends betwen te gunpowder smoke of firecrackers and patrons roaring "Cherry bomb! Cherry bomb!"
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Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
80172
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Posted - 2013.08.10 10:43:00 -
[2439] - Quote
*warming up*
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Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
Russian International Allegiance
233
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Posted - 2013.08.10 11:42:00 -
[2440] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:*warming up*
aka
you're having coffee ?
Also, can someone explain what this thread is about?-á (Relax ! I'm just quoting Holgrak Blacksmith here.)
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1582
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Posted - 2013.08.11 12:30:00 -
[2441] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai is seated alone at the caldarium of the Kaltana Roman Baths. The room is a good imitation of ancient structures, with a cupola on one end of the room, hovering over a shallow bathtube and some steps. False sunlight enters through a skylight, and there is a small circular pool with hot water on the opposite end of the room. Indahmawar is nude, but she's keeping a towel by her and grabs it as she hears steps. A figure trespasses the door into the dimly lit pool end of the room, and closes into the better lit cupola end until Indahmawar can see his face.
- H.! You here!
- I myself, sweetheart. How are you doing? And why that towel?
- Didn't know who was... why aren't you at the fight? Surely Ishtanchuk will love to see you.
- Oh, my sense said that I was better needed here.
- Your sense, my...
- Well, actually, I saw you get in, asked a bit and figured you would be here in that lovely skin dress...
- You're the lecherous one... don't even dream to remove that towel!
- Just a bit impish, sweetheart. But not enough to not notice those sorrowful eyes. What's going on?
- I had news from my mother... haven't shared with Ish, but my sister Pedughan and her huband had set a interview with a Preserver in the Amarr empire, to see what the wise man could do about my mother's disease.
- Oh, yes, i think you already told me that... she's suffering RGD 503, right? Nasty stuff, incurable and such... right?
- Yes, Incurable and deadly -Indahmawar's eyes shined as tears started gathering on them-. So they...we... hoped that maybe a Preserver would know a way to deal with RGD 503, but that's not the case. Ish and I already suspected, but mom is so down now... they had hopes and lost them. And we... we don't tell them...
- Wait, wait, i'm losing my thread here. Weren't you and Ishtanchuk up to something?
- Yes, we... Ish... she figured a way to deal with the disease. She contacted some Sansha agents and they offered us the use of a technology they owe, to grow perfect and healthy clones from a single cell rather than manufacture them on organic matherial as usual clones. It's slow and ilegal and expensive, specially as Ish has killed many Sansha and they're extorting us.
- Yes, so that's why you asked em if i could spare some money, right?
- Well, we understad you've been busy with the war at Fountain...
- Heh, don't get me started. I've compromised to help some friends with their move but that won't be easy. And I kind of lost a POS unless I can reach an agreement... well. Nullsec politics. You know how that goes. I wish I could be of help...
- Nevermind, Ish is managing the issue on her own, running missions like crazy... we're about to pay the first bonus as they're gonna give birth to 10 promising candidates. They lost 18 of 100 during fetal growth and then they're gonna develop the newborns until they're the equivalet to 6 month old... and wll kill 7 and keep only 3. I can't... get over it... but it''s how it's done and they're...
- Nasty stuff, i see why it's ilegal. So you're dealing with the mafia, right?
- The what?
- Heh, an old word for organized criminal gangs.
- Oh. I guess they are. But they're not actual Sansha, just commoners. They had a setup in Caldari space and the demise of Heth's mandate has left them exposed, so they're starting up in Gallente space... with OUR money.
H. started laughing and Indah objected:
- What's so funny?
- Oh my, I can figure if Police learned of that... The Fazmarai Cousins, notorious gangsters! They're armed and dangerous! Arrest on sight!
- I don't see what's funny... they're true criminals.
- Mmkay, but you, we, are not exactly sheeps neither. Capsuleers are way too much for commonners.
- I don't feel like that. And anyway our flight license expired.
- Yours and Yiole's?
- Ish is working hard to pay the Sanha agents... I never had a source of regular income and Yiole has been staying alot arund here with Random.
- Who?
- A sort of boyfriend she's got...
- Oh, that interests me! So now our big Yiole has got a swetheart?
- Don't know exactly, but whatever the case, we were talking about Ish and me...
- Oh, how rude i am... so you're dealing with those Sansha agents? And what will be next?
- At some point, we'll have to tell my mother what's been going on... and convince her to use a clone.
- Is she conservative?
- Don't know... but I don't see how she would... she must agree. But she then... she would be dead, in our view.. The religious view, your soul doesn't carries into a new body, period. This is why Ish has been a tad erratic since her original body died. But then, why should we just let my mother die... completely? And what if there was no soul? Or it could carry with your... mind? And what if she opposes and resigns herself to die?
- Doh, you're too philosophical, sweetheart. I mean, the Amarran and Khanid and Ni-Kuni...
But Indahmawar was no longer listening. She started weeping quietly, and H. was baffled for a while. Then he braced her shoulders and allowed her to lean on his shoulder. Her body heat was quite uncomfortable in the high temperature of the caldarium, and also H. had to fight against the desire to kiss and caress her. Was he supposed to be a just-a-friend? Probably, as she looked like something he couldn't withstand -just a poor little girl, hapless and full of sorrow. And damn hot in every meaning...
- Don't this place have a thermostat? -said H., but the shaky warm figure leaning on him and covering him in sweat and tears just kept sobbing-. "No triki-triki today, neither" -thought H. to himself, hoping she wouldn't mind the lump in his towel as much as he had wished earlier that she noticed and used it...
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1582
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Posted - 2013.08.14 20:41:00 -
[2442] - Quote
Albeit Random McNally was reluctant to see the upcoming match between Alice Saki and his sister Laudenum Hayes, Yiole Gionglao convinced him and both left the Bar's backyard and entered the main room, only to see a crowd exiting the multipurpose room where the wrestling contest was being held.
- Come on, did they end yet? -said Yiole.
- I hope don't... if it's done that fast, Alice may have been hurt!
Inside the multipurpose room, some patrosns atill wre hanging around as Random and Yioel closed to the ring. A small group of the Kaltana girls was congratulating Kelly books for her "Cherry Bomb" routine, and Random sighed in relief when he saw Alice Saki on the ring... bouncing... on the Nutella?
- What happened here? -asked Yiole to Ishtanchuk.
- Err... well, apparenly Gaellia broke the heating system and that reheated Nutella is kind of... cooling and polymerizing.
- Polymerizing?
- It's becoming solid. Just see it yourself...
Alice Saki leaped from a chair into the ring, and bounced across it saying "boiiiing, boiiing, boiiing". The Nutella had acquired the consistency of rubber and was totally unfit to practice mud wrestling on it.
- Maybe we can try to heat it again?
- Not... polymerization is irreversible, unless we can find a mollecular disintegrator and... well.. maybe we just shall swap it all. But that won't be today, if that thing has stuck on the ring we'll have to... Don't know... Maybe dissolve it? I've requested some janitors, we'll see what they suggest to do with that stuff.
"Boiiing, boiiing, boiiing", said Alice from the rubber-like Nutella.
- I can guess there's a fine engineering work here -said Laudenum Hayes, snarkly.
- Oh, stop it, Laude. If you think you would had done that better, you should had forwarded your assistance -replied Random.
- Why? I could win right now, even on that stuff.
- Or maybe don't, Alice wouldn't have a reason to let anyone else win -muttered Yiole.
- You say what? I defeated that blockhead, or he just recognized my superiority -whatever the case, I won my match, unlike certain supposed prrofessional wrestler. How could Kirjava defeat you, Yiole?
- Maybe this is just for fun and i didn't did what it would had taken to win such a dissimilar fight.
- Heh, you both are truly one for each other. Wouldn't fight to win even if you were forced to...
- There's much else than winning, Laude -said Random.
- I don't bother just to try, blockhead. I WIN. And when you fix that mess, i'll teach a lesson to that bunnyhopper.
Laudenum Hayes wore her specs and left the room, stepping firmly and without looking back.
- She's very competitive... but she never chooses the right fight -said Random.
- And what now? -asked Yiole.
- Oh, just will wait until they fix the ring and...
- I mean now as in right now, Mr. McNally -said Yiole.
- i've heard there is a caldarium at those Roman Baths...
- Could try that, yes. Do you want to come with us, Ish?
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai was looking at her pad, and Yiole noticed that she was smiling and biting softly her lower lip.
- No, go out... I must answer something...
- Oh... Come on, I know that face... You got a date?
- Yes, a friend is inviting me to meet... Errr, if you meet Indahamawar, just greet her on behalf of me.
As Yiole and Random left, Ishtanchuk re-read Albert Kuvai's message. Albeit it was quite formal and there was only one lusty comment, the thought of meeting Albert made Ish feel a fuzzy warm inside. If weren't for the 500 million due transfer that same day, Ish would had felt like a girl waiting for a date, but all the effort to pay for the Sansha Agents' extortion just left a warm mix of joy and lust for the upcoming meeting.
"Of course I am willing to meet, Albert. And you will make it worth as you know. But your organization is costing me a lot of sweating, and maybe a time shall come when I'll get even on your comrades..."
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
83247
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Posted - 2013.08.17 08:50:00 -
[2443] - Quote
Bump
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1595
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Posted - 2013.08.17 09:41:00 -
[2444] - Quote
- Hey you! Madam! May you stop bumping the vending machine?
Alice Saki turns away from the vending machine who just swallowed her 10 ISK and sees a skinny Ammatar male, dressed in tuxedo trousers and a blue vest.
- Who are you? And why don't you give me back my 10 ISK?
- The vending machines are not responsibility of the Bor, madam.
- Too bad for that stupid piece of junk, then.
Alice Saki throws a roundhouse kick to the machine, and suddenly the skinny man sweeps her standing leg with a broom. Alice Saki falls and lands undecorously on her butt.
- Aie! What the f...??
- Leave the machine alone, madam! -says the skinny Ammatar man, in a thundering voice that intimidates the machine and it quickly spites Alice's 10 ISK.
- Oh, thank you! Who are you?
- I am Succus, the new borman of this bor. Mistress Fazmarai hired me to run the bor.
- The... boar?
- The what?
- The bar?
- Yes, run the bor. It's the fifth bor I run and I never had any objection from my employers, in 40 years.
Alice Saki examinates Succus closely. Albeit skinny, balding and of average height, he looks exaclty as if sweeping patrons with brooms was his daily trade.
- Houm, where did she hire you...?
- Don't ask and I won't lie, madam. Are you done with the machine?
- Well, I...
- Then, are you going to order something or will keep me here all day?
- Oh, I would like a...
- Do I look like a waitress? Give them your order if you want to be served at a table, madam.
Alice seats at a table and Succus leaves, then a waitress comes to the table. She's wearing a blue uniform, and Alice asks:
- Oh, is that a new uniform?
- Yes, Mr. Succus bringed some used uniforms in standard sizes with him. He's got all the girls running like crazy to get their new uniforms, as he has sworn to strip off the clothes of anyone he sees without the uniform, and to fire anyone not wearing undies -muttered the waitress, looking at the bar and Succus' attentive figure.
- Well, I will have a coffee... no, two... or maye be just bring the coffee pot, okay?
- That will have a supplement, madam! -thunders Succus from behind the bar, startling both Alice and the waitress.
- H*l* sh*t! -mumbles Alice, and as the waitress leaves in a hurry, she notices a mark on the sleeve of her used uniform, as if someone had removed a embroided patch with the outline of a skull and bunny ears...
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Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
83258
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Posted - 2013.08.17 10:48:00 -
[2445] - Quote
*Mumbles*
I Don't Like him
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1600
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Posted - 2013.08.17 11:02:00 -
[2446] - Quote
*Succus produces a cup of his special Javalovah mix before Alice Saki*
- Please, try this, madam. I apologize for my rudeness.
Alice Saki sips the Javalovah mix and almost faints in pleasure.
- What...? Where...? How...?
- Don't ask and I won't lie, madam -say Succus, winking-. Your name, please?
- Alice Saki.
- Well then Ms. Saki, i'll take note that you enjoy my Javalovah mix and will have some more ready when you come back.
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2841
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Posted - 2013.08.17 11:31:00 -
[2447] - Quote
Suddenly the backdoor falls open and several Kaltanas enter the bars interiour. Giggling an gabbling, only barely clothed with towels wrapped briefly around their nude bodies, they quickly form up a cloud around the new and apparently irritated borman.
"Oh hey, are you new?"..."That must be the new guy, Ish told us about!!"..."He looks mean..."..."Oh is that Java coffee??"..."Why's your waitress looking so bemused?"..."Hey Alice!!"..."Oh, are you a former Guristas?"..."What do you mean with not properly clothed??"..."We can take them off if you feel better then!"...
Succus sees no other escape than to rush back to counter and quickly offering the Kaltamassacre free Java coffee until the mad bloodhorses are taking their seats in a line, while slurping the delicious hot brew.
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1601
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Posted - 2013.08.17 11:54:00 -
[2448] - Quote
*Seeing the Kaltana horde seating and behaving, Succus puts down the whip and the branding iron he was concealing behind the bor bar. The telephone rings and Succus picks it up*
- The Greater Fool Bor, Succus at the receiver.
- Succus? -says Ishtanchuk Fazmarai- How is the first day going? is all well?
- All well Mistress Fazmarai. I've met some of the patrons and they are very kind and well behaved.
- Nothing weird happened yet?
- Nothing absolutely, Mistress Fazmarai -says Succus as two of the Kaltanas struggle for the same towel, displaying a good amount of bare skin.
- Ok, just don't be too tough, will you? Those are capsuleers and want some fun.
- Will try my best to not harm anyone, Mitress Fazmarai.
- Don't I hear something like shouting?
- It's just a friendly discussion on fashion, Mistress Fazmarai -says Succus as three more Kaltana unwrap their towels and start lashing the fighters with them.
- Oh well then, keep the good work and have a nice day.
- I'll do my best, Mistress Fazmarai. Have a nice day -says Succus, covering the receiver with his hand to mute the growing mayhem coming from the Kaltana's table, as cups, teaspoons and napkins start flying around. As soon as he hooks the phone, he orders some of the waitresses to clean up the mess and bring more towels to the Kaltanas, which are received with "ooohs" and "aaahs" as every Kaltana wraps herself with three different towels on hips, chest and hair.
Without missing a beat, Succus starts making more coffee...
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1614
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Posted - 2013.08.17 14:30:00 -
[2449] - Quote
(Meta: Because every bor needs a barman, Succus is the first public NPC at TGFB. Use him and his... skills... as you see fit. He's rumored to know a lot on drinks, foods, bars and more, and to always land on his feet -his former masters never had an objection in 40 years... but don't ask him so he won't lie to you)
A group of tired janitors enters the bar, coming from the multipurpose room. They've been struggling with the solidified Nutella, which has proven to be refractory to every cleaning product and so it's being slowly and painstakingly cut to pieces and removed from the wasted mudwrestling ring.
- So how is that going? -asks one of the waitresses.
- Horrendous. That thing will just bounce when you try to cut it... what happened with it?
- Apparently they heated it for days and just got mixed with coolant and cooled out.
- God. Luckily it didn't became self-aware, albeit it's got enough primal inteligence to hate us... what nasty, nasty stuff...
- Bartender, the mistress said we could have a drink each two hours... -said the janitors' foreman.
- Soft drinks, infusions and water, yes. Mistress Fazmarai was very clear about not providing any alcohol -answered Succus.
- Heh, the generosity of capsuleees baffles me...
- We have alcohol-free beer. 71 brands at the moment, and 52 more to come once I get my shipments sorted.
- Holy...! Can we have a pint of each?
- Not all at once, but we can work that out if you pay for each pint beyond the gratuity...
- 71 brands of alcohol-free beer alone...
The janitors start drinking, each one a different brand, and Succus makes sure they will taste the poorer ones only after they've had a few pints of the best ones...
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1618
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Posted - 2013.08.18 13:51:00 -
[2450] - Quote
- Yes, mistress Fazmarai? You say what...? Oh, yes, of course I'll tune it at the Bor's TV, now.
Succus puts on the main screen a TV channel broadcasting a recording made at Ishtanchuk Fazmarai's former University. Sometimes, Khanid are up to awesome stuff...
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1621
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Posted - 2013.08.18 22:04:00 -
[2451] - Quote
Seated at the Owner's Table on the second floor of the Bar, the Fazmarai cousins are having a late dinner, consisting of grilled vegetables and half a baked potatoe each. "Aunt" Mae, the head waitress, brings some olive oil and salt to season the potatoes.
- Do you want anything else, Fazmarai ladies?
- No, that's all, Mae. May you ask Succus to bring us some tea later?
- I will not have tea, Ish, just a decaf caffe latte.
- Noted, Miss Indahmawar.
- Thank you, Aunt Mae. I'm sad we had you working until this late...
- Oh, it's not that late, Miss Indahmawar.
- Thank you, Mae -says Ishtanchuk as she leaves.
The cousins eat in silence, Ish overlooking the Bar below. Succus is busy serving some drinks at the counter, but also manages to boil a teapot and start up the coffee machine to serve the masters' beverages once they're done dining.
- Did you talk with my mother, Ish? -asks Indahamwar
- About the Preserver? Yes, I did. She's quite down from what i saw.
- I think, shouldn't we...?
- Please, not now, Indah. I've got an appointment with the Sansha agnts in a few days. They've been doing their part and we have been doing ours. And once we got that clone, then we will forward it as a fait accompli.
- Maybe she will need some time to consider...
- Consider what, Indah? That we're spending nearly 7 billion dealing with a criminal organization to get a cure for her? Seriously, i don't want to talk that now.
- I'm sorry, H. came to meet me and I just...
- You just talked about it and probably ended up cyring on his shoulder, albeit he likely had some other plans.
- You don't need to be rude, Ish -said Indahmawar, speaking softly.
- I'm sorry. Indah. But seriously, all these missions, they're extenuating. I barely earned 7 billion in the last 2 years, now I must earn that amount in 6 months. Some agents have actually run out of work for me. And each week, I funnel yet some more money into those Sansha types' accounts. And I'm going to ask to see the clones.
- You want to see them?
- I want to see what happens if I ask that. This is not the Caldari operation. My sources still don't have independent confirmation on the new setup.
A waitress came in, bringing the tea and the caffe latte as ordered, and Ish remained silent while she served. When the waitress left, Indahmawar said:
- Ish, I don't want to keep doing nothing. Please, could you find a way so I... was of service? It's my mother!
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai looked above her cup and into her young cousin's eyes. Indah saw on her face a love exprssion and Ish said:
- Ok, I'll try to think something, OK? We'll get out of this together, Mawi.
- Indah, call me Indah... Corrina.
- Indah, yes -said Ishtanchuk, leaving the cup on the table and caressing Indahmawar's cheek. Then Indah kissed her hand before she moved it away.
- I love you, Ish.
- I love you too, Indah. I'm glad that you're my cousin.
- Me too...
Then they remained silent for a while, as Ish pondered what was her role, as someone who had always been by Indah as she grew, then left, and which returned like a whirlwind of chaos and disorder. Was she responsible for Indah's lack of definition? But Ish already had many things to think about and didn't wanted to worry Indahmawar with frowning. Indahmawar finished her caffe latte and waited for Ish to end her cup of tea, and then both walked to their respective appartments, accompanied by the quiet noises and soft voices of late night at The Greater Fool Bar.
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2863
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Posted - 2013.08.19 16:34:00 -
[2452] - Quote
Later this night all patrons either left or went for sleep in one of the guestrooms.
The last person still present is Succus, sweeping the bar and then checking the income balance on his first day.
His calculations suddenly get interrupted by the tictac sounds of some stillettos closing in.
He raises his head and sees Zoe sitting down on one of the bar chairs, dressed only in a skintight and short black latex dress that doesn't really leaves any free room for imagination.
Without any further delay, Zoe asks him:
"Those two devices you were hiding under the bar earlier today..."
Zoe takes a short brake, piercing Succus with a stern glance.
"Are you able to bring them to proper use?"
Some seconds pass, then Succus answers without any emotion.
"Yes. Yes I am, Ma'am."
Zoes eyes widen for a short moment, then she places a small letter on the bar before standing up and slowly leaving for the backrooms.
Succus follows her swinging hips and legs until she leaves his sight. Picking up the letter, he mumbles to himself:
"Just as I thought this night would be finally over..."
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1647
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Posted - 2013.08.21 13:45:00 -
[2453] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai enters the Bar and looks casually at the main counter, to check any news with Succus. Yet instead of Succus, she sees a different person. Closing in to investigate, Ishtanchuk sees a young folk behind the counter, and as light hits him fully, she is shocked. The young man behind the bar is wearing an amazing amount of piercings on his face, and haves the left side of the head almost shaved whereas the right half has long hair, dyed blue in irregular strokes. He's wearing a black leather jacket full of patches and as Ish reaches the bar, she notices how the young man is also wearing many rings in his hands and a necklace made out of bicycle brake wire, with a large plate of twisted metal hanging from it as a medallion.
- Who... WHO ARE YOU?
- Hi, Mistress Fazmarai. I am Twinkle -says the young man, smiling and tilting his head in an absurd angle.
- Where is Succus?
- He's not here.
- And who are you?
- I am Twinkle.
- No, I mean what are you doing here?
- I am replacing Succus until he's back.
- But I didn't hire you! And I'm not paying you!
- Doesn't matter, I substitute Succus when he's not here -Twinkle speaks slowly in a delicate high pitched voice, always smiling and tilting his head each now and then.
- OK, get out of there, I'll take care of the bar.
- Not necessary, mistress Fazmarai, I take care of the bor while Succus is away.
- OK, but you both will have to explain some things to me later...
- Maybe he can explain now -says Twinkle, pointing to the backrooms as Succus enters the bar. He's accompanied by two young Kaltanas, so similar that could be twins, and each of them taller than him by a head. Succus is wearing his usual tuxedo trousers and also the jacket, open on the blue vest. Apparently he's leading both young Kaltanas, holding their hands, and they smile shily as Succus takes them to a table.
- Now, you will wait, aspettare, here, until Mistress Kaltana, signora Kaltana, comes to get you. Be nice, essere gentile, while you are here.
Then Succus grabs each young Kaltana behind their knees, efortlessly lifting them as they keep their balance with their delicate hands on Succus' shoulders, and then they bend back and place their nice round rears on the table and seat there.
- And now, a kiss, bacio, and say good bye.
The first young Kaltana bends forward and kisses Succus' lips for exactly 3 seconds, then she takes a napkin and cleans lipstick from Succus' mouth. Then she says:
- Addio, nonno Sucus.
Then the second young Kaltana bends forward and kisses Succus' lips for exactly 3 seconds, then she takes a napkin and cleans lipstick from Succus' mouth and says:
- Addio, nonno Sucus.
Succus takes out his jacket and hangs it by the bar, then he greets Ishtanchuk:
- Good morning, mistress Fazmarai.
- Good morning, Succus -says Ish, astonished.
- Good morning, Twinkle. All well?
- All well, Succus.
- May I be of service, mistress Fazmarai?
- Huh... no, Succus, you can go back to your duties...
Ishtanchuk looks at the two tame Kaltanas, so pretty and still, waiting patiently until someone picks them, and decides she'll be best to not know what happened, specially as the Kaltanas are not wearing anything else than make up...
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
130
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Posted - 2013.08.21 20:39:00 -
[2454] - Quote
As Ishtanchuk stands contemplating the Kaltana women and Succus returns behind the bar, a commotion raises from the back room where the defunct Nutella ring stands. Doors slam open and the technicians flee out, some carrying tools or expensive equipment. As they pour out of the back room, they see the mistress Ish and begin decending upon her. Their voices a cacophony as all of them are yelling tell her about what is happening. Ish is having a difficult time understanding them but one thing is clear, something is going on in the back room that requires attention. She stands quickly, dismissing the agitated technicians and moves quickly to the back doors. Her stern manner draws the attention of the barman and he moves quickly to join her.
Ish moves to the door flanked by Succus but as she looks in, the lights in the bar dim profoundly. A deep thrum is felt through the floorboards of the bar. She looks inside to see Laudenum bathed in an electric blue light amidst a very strange device. In LaudGÇÖs hands are a largish pistol that appears to have a remote tracking system. As Laud moves the pistol, a deep servo whine is heard. She looks up and notices that the whine has issued from an unshielded Dual Light Pulse laser assembly. Somewhere, some Amarrian is scratching their head wondering where their weapon system had gone.
Ish, stands absolutely flabbergasted. She looks over to Laudenum with a look that simply states GÇ£Are you completely out of your mind??GÇ¥ Behind her, SuccusGÇÖ eyes grew large and unbelieving and the KaltanaGÇÖs just stood still and gazed.
Laudenum, her attention caught by the motion at the door, aimed the tracking pistol trigger to the floor, causing a servo whine to issue as the Dual Pulse Laser dropped its deadly end to the floor as well. Her face was soot covered and her smile lit up her smudged face. She lifts her goggles up giving the impression of raccoon eyes, but inversely. Her smile faltered as she glanced back at the expressions of the assembled watchers.
GÇ£What??GÇ¥ she said. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1649
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Posted - 2013.08.21 21:12:00 -
[2455] - Quote
- Uber-koool!! -announces Twinkle, tilting his head almost horizontal in admiration.
- That's a Dual Light Pulse Laser... in my Bar... -says Ish, in case someone could not notice the deadly machine standing in the room.
- We won't clean the mess! We-ain't-cleaning-anything! -says the janitor foreman, struggling to see amid the vanishing vapors.
- So, what's going on? -asks Succus, barely batting an eyelash.
- Tee-hee -say the young Kaltanas from their table.
- Girl, you better do sum 'splaining -says "Aunt" Mae.
Laude smiles and grabs her specs, covering her white-circled eyes...
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Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
84679
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Posted - 2013.08.22 09:59:00 -
[2456] - Quote
Alice is totally Oblivious to whats going on around her, She is just sitting in the corner headfirst on the table with headphones in, Her eyes closed.
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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
32220
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Posted - 2013.08.22 10:09:00 -
[2457] - Quote
*Is running a betting game with straws from the bar, shooting bits of paper at the wall close as possible to Alice's head without her noticing*
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
132
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Posted - 2013.08.22 10:19:00 -
[2458] - Quote
"The daycare is above us, right?" asked Laud as she slid her goggles firmly into place. She looked up at the gaping group assembled at the door and said "You may wish to put on some eyewear." Laudenum pulled the trigger.
There was a build up of power that finalized in a BZORCH POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW as the might pulse laser blasted into the wrestling ring.
"Now, I was looking at the Nutella and (BZORCH POWPOWPOWPOWPOW) and thought to myself that a minor adjustment on the (BZORCH POWPOWPOWPOWPOW) and what do you know, it works. So I pulled out the old crystal from Random's hot rod, please don't tell him I did that, and I recon(BZORCH POWPOWPOWPOWPOW)"
Ishtanchuk and the others watched in amazement as Laudenum talked and waved the triggering pistol in the general vacinity of the hardened Nutella.
more to follow....;) |
Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
Russian International Allegiance
252
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Posted - 2013.08.22 18:52:00 -
[2459] - Quote
The world around Jill faded from pitch black non-existence to a sharp realisation that she has just awoken from a very deep dreamless sleep.
- whaa ... where ... ?
Jill was suddenly beset by that awful feeling when your brain pushes against your skull from the inside and the room around you spins horizontally.
"Great I'm hung over ..." Jill mumbled to herself while her stomach made the attempt to squeeze itself like a Boa Constrictor sueezes its prey. She pushed herslef up, just enough to rest on her ellbows. The room was still moving to her inner ear, allthough Jill tried to keep the room steady in her mind by squinting through he barely open eyelids.
Suddenly there was a blaring sound that kicked Jill's survival instinct into overdrive. The military training she has had as a sixteen year old made her flip sidewise out of the bunk she was lying in and fall flat on her chest. Both her hands were flat on the ground slightly below her shoulders, ready to give maximum pushing force when she needed to jump up ...
"Calm down Jill ! ... and room stop f'ing spinning already !" Jill had no memory of the last few hours, but she instinctively new what must have happened. She must have gotten so drunk last night, that she passed out. Some kind soul from The Greater Fool Bar must have booked a room for her and put her in that bunk that she had just "escaped" so suddenly.
Then the ear shattering sound went off again. Was this room close to the outer ring of the station, and somebody was attacking the station ? Ever since the Malkalen incident, you couldn't rule out those kind of stupidity.
Jill slowly crawled up until she was kneeling, with the from of her head still resting on the cold floor.
"Yeah .... that's better."
A couple of minutes later Jill felt confident that she could stand up without vomiting or falling and splitting her skull open on some furniture. She noticed she was still fully dressed from the day before. Except for a mild headache and a dry throat, everything seemed quite allright. Well everything, except that nerve wrecking sound that she still couldn't figure out.
At that moment a computer console next to the bed chirped, announcing a pending communication.
"Can't be for me, can it ?" hesitantly Jill waver her hand in front of the invisi-screen(tm) to open the channel. The face which appeared on the screen had Jill gazing in shock and sobered he up by at least 50%.
Also, can someone explain what this thread is about?-á (Relax ! I'm just quoting Holgrak Blacksmith here.)
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Mei Li Asasarain
Xeltec services
Russian International Allegiance
1
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Posted - 2013.08.22 19:00:00 -
[2460] - Quote
"Jill !" screemed Mei Li Asasarain in anger. "you're fired !" Spit sprayed on Mei Li's cam. To make it clear as tarnsparent aluminium, that the burly Amarr woman was serious she hammered her fist on the table, sending a datapad flying from the desk she was sitting at.
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2866
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Posted - 2013.08.22 19:16:00 -
[2461] - Quote
Startled by the loud noise and dimming lights, Zoe and Chloe enter the bar from the backrooms corridor by kicking the door open with a blow. Assault rifles ready and aiming, they quickly survey the bars interiour for attackers. As they only recognize the ususal patrons going after their normal crazyness, the two woman lower their weapons approaching the two young Kaltanas still sitting at their spot on the table where Succus left them. Still a little worried, Zoe asks:
"Maria! Monica! Are you both girls ok? What happened here?"
"La rossa esuberante! Lei +¿ pazza...e carino, signora Zoe." *the two young girls start giggling*
"Yes I know...well, I'll ask Miss Fazmarei about details later. Back to you both cuties...stand up and turn for me and Chloe."
"S+¼ signora!"
The both young Kaltanas speak in canon while jumping from the tables corner and turning their backs to the both woman.
They only wear a pair of stillettos each, but even with bare feet they would still be taller then Zoe. Now they even surpass Chloe in height. Zoe's eyes wander over the girls backs. Both revealing the typical line of spine-plugs commonly for capsuleers. The skin around the plugs is still irritated and a little pink, indicating that their cloned bodies are not much older than one day yet. Zoe's eyes finally fix on a spot on their hips where the still slightly red glowing radioactive-logo of Kaltana Industries appears.
"Succus really did a good job here. This man knows his handcraft...Ok girls, turn back to us!"
"S+¼ signora!" *the two girls rushing and turning back, their tails flying*
"Good girls!"
Zoe smiles satisfied and gives both young Kaltanas a gently kiss on their cheeks.
"Chloe, you still didn't told me where you found those two diamonds..."
"Oh...yes you are right...well...it's a rather sad and...and very long story. I will tell you later in private."
Zoe takes a short look in Chloe's eyes and understands that this is obviously not the right place to ask that question.
Zoe stands up on her toes a little and kisses Chloe's lips gently whispering "ok...", then adresses back to the girls.
"Back to you girls. You both are still on trial and in basic training. That means you will stay here in the bar, watching over our bathhouse and helping out Succus or Miss Fazmarei if needed. At a later time we will valuate your both progress and perhaps decide to pic you both to join us big girls in space...until then...we'll start by choosing you some proper clothing!"
Zoe chuckles as she takes Maria on her hand while Chloe takes Monica and the both woman lead the seemingly innocent girls into the backroom section of TGFB.
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Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
Russian International Allegiance
253
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Posted - 2013.08.22 21:39:00 -
[2462] - Quote
Reversed !
uhm reserved :) So I can continue my little chit chat with my CEO Mei Li.
Also, can someone explain what this thread is about?-á (Relax ! I'm just quoting Holgrak Blacksmith here.)
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1653
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Posted - 2013.08.22 22:30:00 -
[2463] - Quote
As the little group leaves Laude alone in the dusty -very dusty- room, Twinkle stops and turns around, and says:
- I may clean you, miss. I could lick that Nutella dust from you -and he tilts his head and smiles and winks with both eyes.
- What the fukk??
- I brushed my tooth earlier today -adds Twinkle
- And then Ish loooked so offended because I put a laser in her bar... where does she find these freaks? -mumbles Laudenum
- I won't bother you further, miss, but, can I have your name?
- Laudenum Hayes, freak.
- Twinkle, my name is Twinkle. I take care of the bor when Succus is away -again tilts his ehad and smiles, and Laude thinks he must be mentally handicapped. Then she notices the metal plate hanging from his necklace and says:
- Hey! Isn't that the base of a 125 mm shell?
- Yes it is. They removed it from my guts -say Twinkle, nodding and tilting his head again in a dazzling movement.
- From your guts? And how was that?
- May I lick that puff on your shoulder first...?
- No! How did you got that in your guts?
- I used to be a marine, miss Hayes. But then I was fortunate and found peace and illumination -Twinkle said that with obvious emotion, and barely tilted his head-. And then I abandoned that life of violence and now I take care of the bor when Succus is away.
Laude looks again at him carefully and notices that many patches on his flight jacket are squad patches. He's not very tall nor sturdy looking, and he looks very young and harmless with that delicate voice and the slow manners.
- But you're like.. 23? Aren't you too young?
- It started when I was a little child -smiles Twinkle, pointing with his hand a spot maybe one meter above the ground.
- OK, you may tell me that later. Now get out, I'm gonna clean this mess in style and don't want anyone take harm...
- Nice to meet you, miss Hayes- says Twinkle, walking backwards and tilting his head at Laude for a few meters, then he quickly turns around and leaves the room.
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Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
Russian International Allegiance
253
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Posted - 2013.08.22 23:16:00 -
[2464] - Quote
After watching the GalNet exclusive, Jill couldn't help but grin stupidly at Mei Li.
J: "Oh, Mei Li, if you can't stand the heat you shouldn't have trained thermodynamics. It's propaganda. Sometimes we win, sometimes we lose ... but that cherry blossom of a video is like the icing on a cake. You want to lick it so badly, even though you know that's not right. ... But seriously, you know me ! I would have featured for realz in that video if I could play any instrument."
Jill's mood swung to utmost bliss. Now it was time to get a bottle of water and a cup of coffee to rinse the last residue of alcohol out of her brain.
J: "Cya !"
With a flick of a finger, Jill turned the invisi-screen(tm) off and rose to investigate what had caused the noise and if she could get the cup of coffee she craved so badly for.
Also, can someone explain what this thread is about?-á (Relax ! I'm just quoting Holgrak Blacksmith here.)
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
132
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Posted - 2013.08.23 21:40:00 -
[2465] - Quote
Laudenum shuddered. That Twinkle guy looked like he was tweaking worse than a Vitoc addict. Sure, he was interesting but GǪ.
Back to business. She closed the door to the spacious room filled with Nutella dust. She took two vials out her thigh pocket and gathered a sample in the first vial. GÇ£You,GÇ¥ she said looking at the vial GÇ£will be an appetizer for some friends of mine.GÇ¥ She smiled broadly and filled the second vial packed full. GÇ£You,GÇ¥ she smiled broadly, GÇ£will be for some fun.GÇ¥ She stuffed the two vials back into the thigh pocket and began to work.
She placed a call back to her ship and then patiently waited for a package to arrive. She poked her head out of the room periodically, waiting to see if the courier was there. In her impatience, she thought about leaving the room and waiting in the hallway but the looming Ishtanchuk sitting at the table gave her reason to hide. GÇ£Damn,GÇ¥ she thought, GÇ£is she going to hover out there the whole time?GÇ¥
The front door to the bar opened and she nearly jumped out of the room to flag the courier down. In walked a man with with a grav cart containing one small box, one medium box and one very large box. The courier pushed the grav cart inside and began looking around. Laudenum began frantically waving but the motion eluded the courier. When he walked towards Ish who was deep in paperwork, she didnGÇÖt even acknowledge him. She simply pointed over her shoulder towards the room. The courier looked up in time to see Laudenum facepalm at IshGÇÖs disturbance.
Laud carefully opened the small and medium boxes. Inside the medium sized box was a powerful portable terminal which she powered up and set carefully aside. With the patience of bomb squad officer, she opened the small package and took out a clear crystalline container filled with a fine grey powder. The crystalline container fit into a depression on the terminal and she slid it carefully into place. Moments of diagnostic checks and aligning and she smiled broadly when the terminal prompted her for a sample. She removed the sample vial from her pocket and inserted the tube in the proper receptacle. She stood smiling as the vial contents were sampled and a program scrawled across the screen.
She gave the room a cursory glance to verify that she had not forgotten anything and pressed the large red button labeled GÇÿdisperseGÇÖ.
Ishtanchuk looked up from her paperwork at the opening of the wrestling room door to watch a nude Laudenum stroll out. Her head was held high in defiance. To Ish, the look said it all. GÇ£I have lost my clothing and IGÇÖm embarrassed as hell, but I will never show it.GÇ¥
GÇ£Laude, how goes the cleaning?GÇ¥ Ish said, a hint of sarcasm and just a touch of spite added to it.
GÇ£Fine, fine.GÇ¥ Said Laud, stopping at the table as if nothing were amiss. GÇ£IGÇÖll need a few more minutes. I just seem to have misplaced my clothing.GÇ¥ She casually strolled to the locker rooms and glared at Twinkle as he looked over with his head cocked to one side. When he smiled brightly, she glowered and raised a threating fist.
Ish stood up and walked over to the wrestling room. For the second time, her eyes grew large. The Nutella powder was completely gone and entire room was filled with tiny metallic spheres. Millions and millions of tiny spheres.
Millions.
GÇ£Well, at least the powder is clear.GÇ¥ She mumbled as she watched the last remnants of LaudGÇÖs clothing dissolving into a pile of metallic spheres. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1661
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Posted - 2013.08.23 22:23:00 -
[2466] - Quote
Looking at the room and Laude's missing clothes, Ish stared at her feet. Whatever had happened, was not affecting her shoes so she was growing confident to leave the room with some dignity -rpobably the... sphere critters? just ate Laude's clothes along with the nutella on them. With an uneasy thought about some Nutella on her clothes, Ish looked for signs of movement but, whatever it was, the phenomenon had ended.
Then Ish walked slowly to the door, avoiding the spheres as they were very light, just like metal bubbles, and had started rolling all over the place. She felt a bulk under her left foot an froze in the spot, carefully removing her shoe from the sphere below. God knew what could happen if she popped one of the spheres...
- That was ingenuous, wasn't it, mistress Fazmarai? -said Twinkle, looking inside from the doorway.
- Don't you have something to do elsewhere, boy?
- No. I take care of the bor wile Succus is away -said Tinkle, tilting his head.
- Twinkle! Come here and lend me a hand with the inventory! -said Succus from the counter.
Ish sighed in relief, seeing Twinkle leave, and when she looked at Succus, he winked back at her. What was that boy up to? And why nobody had asked her wether she wanted a deranged punk at the bar? That would have to wait, though, as the time to go meet Albert Kuvai was closing and she still had some work to do.
- Would you like some tea, mistress Fazmarai? -asked Aunt Mae.
- Make it ice tea, Mae, thank you. Where are the Kaltana girls?
- Mistress Kaltana took them to the backrooms, I hope she did it to grab some clothes... Maybe we'll see them around here the next days.
- The more the merrier... how did end Jill yesterday? She was pretty drunk when Indah and I left...
- I could see her going to an appartment, probably will be OK.
- Nice. From what I've sene, people here has got issues not drinking too much and keeping their clothes on... wonder how wil e at the actual backrooms, the private club.
- It's not always like this... we actually had a little daycare operation which miss Indahamwar started...
- Many things have been going behind my back, I know. But then, as long as nobody gets hurt, it's all fun.
- Why should anyone get hurt? -said Mae, frowning
- Nevermind. Im a bit overworked and I grow too serious in that circunstance. Later I'll go run a mission I compromised myself to and later this evening I'll go out and relax... -Ish smiled briefly and Mae left to pick her order. Then Ishtanchuk sat back at the Owner's Table and opened her pad again and started browsing orders for the Bar. When Mae returned, Ish was totally focused on her paperwork and barely managed to mumble a thanks...
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1663
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Posted - 2013.08.25 11:04:00 -
[2467] - Quote
When Ish detemined herself to be attractive, she was a planck interval from becoming a force of nature, and that was made evident as she left her appartment and went downstairs into the Bar. Few people in the bar had had a chance to see her in full drive, and so the only one to not miss a beat at her sight was aunt Mae. Ish had picked a white tight skirt miniskirt with a matching white jacket; she wore too a silken red shirt with a low V shaped neck, which ended just a centimeter above the strap of her brassiere. A silvery necklace with a single red coral tear pointed at her cleaveage, and silvery earrings with little red feathers matched the color of the coral tear. Her lips were striking red and her make up made her eyes stand with a mix of golden and black. Her hair was knotted at the back of her head with a silvery barrette, dotted with tiny red gemstones. Finally, a pair of wine red heels matched both her skin and the shirt, and the overall effect was so striking that even Twinkle forgot to tilt his head as his jaw dropped. Behind the bar, Succus slowly swallowed as Ish waved good bye and left through the main door.
- Hoh! -said Twinkle
- Holy mother of God... -said Succus.
- And you should see her cousin miss Indahmawar, it's a pity mistress Ishtanchuk looks older tha she is, with that dark skin -pointed Mae.
Ish quickly found her way along the station's corridors, tranprots and elevators, as she had reseached the appointment place. Albert had picked a very discrete -and expensive- "love hotel" at the luxury section of the station. Guided by her personal pad and a limited connection to her Slot 5 social implant, she was "intuitively" aware on where to turn, what tramway to get, what elevator to pick and what discrete corridor look for. At the appropiate place, conveniently shielded by a series of decorative screens, she turned right and entered a door leading to a narrow hall. The hotel's hall was actually larger, but each client had his or her own gateway, and as soon as the hotel's software identifed Ishtanchuk, it cleared a path for her. Guided by literally grrenlighted doorways and corridors, she took less than a minute to enter the appropiate palce and find an open door. She entered quickly and as the door shut behind her, she was welcomed by Alber Kuvai's wide open, astonished eyes.
- Oh... my... goddess...
Ish tip toed and kissed his lips passionately.
- Hello, Albert. I've missed you a lot.
- Holy... do...
A second tempestuous kiss almost left Albert breathless.
- Do you want to undertake bussines or pleasure first...? -asked Albert Kuvai, apparently following a prepared speech.
- Pleasure, please -said Ishtanchuk.
*****************************************************************
One "pleasure please" and two "again, please" later, Albert Kuvai sat on the bed, overlooking at Ish's sleeping figure. Carelessly laying on the bed, her hair in a mess on the pillow, snoring softly as her bossom follwoed the pace of her breathing, Ishtanchuk's face displayed a satisfied smile of the kind every man dreams to see in a woman's face. Albert Kuvai usually was of the "hunting bird" type and counted his women by preys, but with Ishtanchuk it was different -there was something unnatural on how that woman soaked his will out of him, and how generously she rewarded him for that sacrifice. As Albert Kuvai walked to the toilet, stretching his arms, he didn't notice how Ish woke up in time to admire his tall, pale figure, nor how she devoted special attention to his nice muscular ass.
Once Albert was done with the toilet, he was met by Ish at the doorway; she had covered herself in a gown, which anyway din't left much room to imagination, and she briefly kissed him and asked him to wait "only the shortest, little-lest minute". Albert looked for a gown of his own and waited; business time was arrived.
Albeit the hotel room was more prepared to the "love" aspect of the business, it had a small kitchen table and two chairs for couples wishing to enjoy a meal, and so they both sat by that table.
- So what now? -asked Ishtanchuk.
Albert started explaining the situation on the growing clones of Indahmawar's mother, the payments received and other details, until Ishanchuk discreetly yawned,a dn thne hs hfited topic.
- Also, there is something our local Directorate wanted to ask... we could consider some ease in the operation cost if the inteligence was worth it.
- Adn what woudl that be?
- Theye.. we... are very itnerested to know how could you find us so easily and what role played that Ashtansan cult you mentioned.
- Ah, the cult... it's not exactly secretive, so probably you coudl find the essentials everywhere...
- Yes, I have the essentials. I know it started at the Amarr empire as a minor heresy and then it vanished until the Minmattar uprising, since then it's been acknowledged in all empires but Amarr.
- Well, the story is a tad more complicated than that. The Ashtansan cult arrived to New Eden trough the Gate, and it's been here since then. It may be one of the oldest cults in existence, as it claims to descend form a long series of Earth-based cults built around the figure of a mother godess, which at least here and now, she's called Ashtansan. Ashtansan is the breeding force of creation, the cause that created every other god and the universe itself. Ashtansan is not a god in the usual meaning, rather she is the reason why gods do exist. All in all the cult is a feminine business. The Amarrran where the first to hold records on its prosecution and it vanished, but was kept and preserved in secret. Not ironically, the Amarran and their traditions to pursue heresies have left behind an endless trail of well-fit surviving cults, which now span the whole New Eden...
- And how did you find the cult? Are you a cultist maybe?
(continues)
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1663
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Posted - 2013.08.25 12:08:00 -
[2468] - Quote
(continued)
- No, I'm not a cultist. I learned of the cult while I was studying Theology at the university, as I interested myself in Heresies. Back then, that was deemed a fashionable way to be considered more faithful. I learned the esentials and also a name which I used once I became a capsuleer.
- And so what is your relation to the cult?
- I am a kind of cooperator. By the nature of the cult, the faithful ones become quite adept at gaining favors from men, but such favors can't be economical. Men who find themselves in hands of a cultist lover are offered true love in exchange for worthy inteligence, but as cultists also are interested in the whole breeding business, they have a short life span as agents -they marry or have children, or both. So the cult sustains itself from donations, usually from people who are not cultists but want to take advantage from their inteligence gathering capabilities... people like female capsuleers.
- So it's a girls only club?
- Mostly it is. As every cult, the top ranks are a tad deranged, but they're mostly harmless. The ones who are hamrful its us, their cooperators. They just believe in the live and let live, make love not war thing... and we make sure they can afford to stay like that.
- So according to you, we should not worry that they find us so fast?
- Not at all. The Heth camarilla was infested by the cult, as it tends to favor the infortunate ones, and by definition, criminals tend to be a bunch of losers... No offence intended, heh.
- How kind you are, but I don't think a bunch of losers could do much favors to some almighty capsuleers, would them?
- Don't feel crossed, you dimwit -said Ish, caressing his cheek-. I'm speaking generally on why the cult tends to permeate ilegitimate business better than others established by people with better prospects in life.
- Well then, let's don't talk more of the cult. I wanted to talk of another topic, precisely those "losers" you mentioned.
- So?
- What I am going to say, is just my opinion. The Directorate doesn't knows nor cares, but I feel i shall warn you and your cousin that we haven't entered an empty niche. Gallente space is riddled with all kind of criminal organizations, and our clone operation has begun stitring the waters and ruffling some feathers. And as you and your cousin are linked to the clone operation, it may happen that some of the old farts learn of you. I advice being careful, if a loser can state his opinion.
- Oh, are you angry?
- I just said what I had to say. Watch your surroundings and your backs.
- But how serious is the threat?
- There is no threat. It's just me, Albert Kuvai, warning you, Ishtanchuk Fazmarai. Just in case, for my ease of mind. Miss Kuvai would be glad if we just could get rid of you both, "bloody capsuleers".
- Ah, Miss Kuvai... what's up with you and her? Why the same surname?
- Just that, a surname. She's from another branch.
- OK, don't talk about that then. It's like, 7 PM? What about having some dinner?
- Heh? You want to go out?
- Do you have some other appointment?
- No, but I thought...
- Hey, don't feel compelled. We've had some nice sex -Ish smiled lustfuly- and we've sorted business too. If you want to leave, that's fine.
- Well... I don't have much left to do today. I guess we can just order some dinner here...
- Or maybe jsut go and find a nice discrete restaurant... without releasing this room yet and keep it for desserts.
- Now I understand why you were so careful undressing. Silly me, I had thought it was a strip-tease...
Ishtanchuk poked her tongue at Albert, and he stood up and embraced her from behind, opening her gown as he caressed her heavy, firm breasts with both hands.
- Shh, no desserts yet, I'm really hungry...
- I may suggest an appetizer then, madam -said Albert, unknotting his own gown and leading Ishtanchuk's hand towards him.
- Later, later, mister waiter -said Ish, but nonetheless she just left the chair and crouched before Albert...
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1664
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Posted - 2013.08.25 18:04:00 -
[2469] - Quote
As many stations of Gallentean design, the station were The Greater Fool Bar was placed had a luxury promenade, essentially a small city inside the giant orbital city, under a massive observation cupola spanning several kilometers across. The main street of that city-in-the-city was the most expensive property in the station, and only the very wealthy and privileged could be seen there. Amid the crowd taking a night walk after dinner, to see and to be seen, neither Albert Kuvai nor Ishtanchuk Fazmarai outstanded, and were just like any other couple, albeit an unknown one.
- It makes me uneasy... don't you feel like everyone is looking at us? -said Albert Kuvai.
- Heh, that's your criminal midnset. You feel exposed, don't you?
- Maybe. I don't know any of them and yet they look at us as if we had to know them...
- That's vanity, nothing to worry. We're on the humble end of the spectrum. Correct, but nothing that poses a serious threat to them. How could we compete against the fashionable style of this month unless it implied walking around butt naked? -said Ish, with a mischievous grin.
- Heh, sure that would draw some attention, at least towards your plugs...
- Only my plugs?
- And some other assets too...
- Correct!
They walked a few steps in silence, then Albert asked:
- How it was? How did you become a capsuleer, if you studied Theology?
- Well, it was not an "if", but a "because". When I graduated, the Theology Council began running tests to the first 100 in each promotion. As I was 62nd of my class, I ran the test and it turned positive. Four students more from my class and I were picked as good potential capsuleers and we were strongly encouraged to move to a training facility dependent of the Royal Amarr Institute.
- Strongly encouraged?
- Certainly, they locked us up for "reflexion" for three weeks, and obviously the divine inspiration found its way on us as we all agreed... the psyhcological tests that followed were no laughing matter. In our university, we were 22 candidates from different specialties and only 9 moved onto the next phase. And I was among them too. We were being under continuous surveillance, in a regime that was as stern as Amarran could figure... they didn't like us Khanid, and they were having issues with rogue capsuleers. So they did everything they could to keep us under control. We spent like 4 weeks under such a strict religious regime, before they sent us to surgery.
- Surgery?
- Well, each empire has its ways. Some consider that it's easier to build a clone on the implants and just set up a fry-scan and kill the original body while the mind is burned on the cloned one. But Amarran tradition speaks of the link between soul and body, and so they just transform commoners into capsuleers through surgery alone. Of the nine candidates, 2 didn't made it out with their brains in acceptable shape. But I survived, and then we could enjoy the Amarran conception of "strength through suffer". There are no painkillers for capsuleers.
- Holy sh**!
- Yes, very holy and very sh**. All those holes in the vertebras and the craneum... I can't... well. Let's skip that. They kept pressing on us as the RIN suffered a strike of panic about rogue capsuleers. They barely allowed us to rest nor fed us enough to heal from our wounds, and we were shelled by all kind of doctrine... we, students of Theology! What were they teaching us? But boredom and repeat was part of the process. And then they made their own version of "deliverance". They indoctrinated us that we were to meet God in the pods. Litherally.
- What?
- Yes, God, we would feel God within the capsule. In case it didn't wetgraved us, of course. And by being directly enlightened by Him, we would become holy warriors.
- And so they plugged you to a capsule?
- Yes, they did. And you guess what was there inside?
- What?
- FREEDOM! -shouted Ishtanchuk, abruptly- Freedom! Those idiots! They had crushed us so we didn't dared to escape and yet they showed us the path. They could not track our minds while we were in the pod. And once you merge with the ship, once you embody it... you no longer are one of them. It's impossible to be a mere human in a pod. I don't know if that was truly God in the capsule. But there is something supernatural. We just had to look at each other's eyes. Out of seven, four experienced it. The epiphany of freedom. Then they graduated us, gave us a frigate and asked us to forward ourselves to the nearest 24th Imperial Crusade station. Which obviously, only the three unfortunate lamers did. And that's how I became a capsuleer.
- I... that's some grim story there.
- Yes, pretty grim. Can you figure? I was 26 and still a maid when I became a capsuleer. I paid a hefty price for my current freedom...
A second too late, Albert Kuvai figured that it would had been convenient to see how Ish said that word again, provided that she was being essentially blackmailed by Albert's organization. But when he looked down at Ish, her face was relaxed and she smiled back harmlessly. Albert wrapped her shoulders with his arm and Ishtanchuk rested her head on him. She was small and beautiful, warm and soft, and he felt he still could make love to her right there, even after the exhausting evening they had had. But as he felt the solid contact of one of her plugs, he recalled her words: It's impossible to be a mere human in a pod.
"And what about outside? Are you just a woman outside of that machine, Ishtanchuk Fazmarai?", thought Albert Kuvai to himself, trying to compare that person in his arms to his limited experiences with true Sansha and other not-exactly-human beings...
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1683
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Posted - 2013.08.27 22:26:00 -
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Early morning, the corridor lights are dim and the living quarters of the station are still. Walking slow but steady, Ishtanchuk Fazmarai approaches The Greater Fool Bar, tired and glad to be tired, but also wishing to meet her bed and get a good rest. Sleeping embraced to Albert Kuvai was very nice, but anyway he had to quit very early in the morning and Ishtanchuk chose to not stay alone at the hotel and go back home instead.
The bar sign was off and main doors locked, but the ancillay entry opened under Ishtanchuk's presence. The inside of the bar was dark, except for the counter and a few tables. At the counter, Succus was already doing stuff, looking at the main screen, which was on and muted, displaying a news channel. The only other persons at the bar were Twinkle and the Kaltana girls. Apparently Twinkle was teaching them to set up the tables, as he would bring items to a table and then Monica and Maria would do the same, almost mimicking his moves. Twinkle talked to them softly and the young girls would smile and giggle occasionally; obviously they were enjoying their doing. Ish didn't bothered them and went straight to the stairway, waving at Succus. Succus muttered "good morning, mistress Fazmarai" and went on with his work after watching for a split second Ish's swinging hips as she climbed the stairs.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai walked to her appartment and saw Nermal the resurrected sabretooth guarding Indahmawar's door; the giant cat raised his ears and tracked Ishtanchuk's moves with an eye, and returned to his light nap when the door shut behind Ish.
Ish commanded a robo-aide to assist her and let the machine remove her clothes faster and gentler than she was in the mood for; then the four-armed device folded into his niche at a wall while Ish used the toilet and had a quick shower. Once the drying cycle ended, the robo-aide readied Ish's night clothes as she had picked, merely panties and a knee-long nightgown, which the robo-aide put on Ish in a few seconds. Ish had learned to just stand still and cooperate with the Gallentean home robots, moving as they needed, and already relaxing to get in bed as a second robo-aide opened the sheets. "So addictively decadent...", thought Ish as she laid herself and the robo-aide covered her with the sheeting, and the lights turned off.
- Wake up at 1100 -mumbled Ish, closing her eyes and relaxing... relaxing... relax...
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Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
Russian International Allegiance
258
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Posted - 2013.08.31 17:53:00 -
[2471] - Quote
((small recap: Jill woke up totally hung-over in one of the TGFB apartments with no memory how she got there. She learns over FTL communications that there might have been a Sansha agent at the bar. ... and now the conclusion ! ))
Jill, wakes up in the same bed as she had roughly 24 hours earlier.
MORE TO COME ! just saving my spot 8)
Also, can someone explain what this thread is about?-á (Relax ! I'm just quoting Holgrak Blacksmith here.)
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2869
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Posted - 2013.09.03 13:56:00 -
[2472] - Quote
*bumpGäó by Alice*
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1719
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Posted - 2013.09.03 21:15:00 -
[2473] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai looked aorund the uninspiring office, the cheap furniture and the lack of any decoration, and figured that the interview would be pretty short.
- My apologies for the office. I barely use it, actually.
"And you barely meet anyone in person" -thought Ishtanchuk Fazmarai, looking at Ansonnoteel Aunchot, a Gallentean agent working on behalf of Roden Shipyards. She was dressed casually and hadn't bothered to make up herself beyond a touch of color on her lips; she looked like any average Gallentean folk, albeit she dealed by trade with capsuleeers, namely mercenaries. Or, less romantically, "mission runners".
- Nevermind, I understand this is not the usual procedure. You agents and we capsuleer grunts barely meet each other -Ish dragged the word "grunts", sardonically.
- But it's a refeshing change, actually. Won't be long be because I'm busy and all in all it's simple affair.
- Ok, what's it?
- I've been contacted by my colleague Colelie Dulere; she's got access to higher grade mission (rated L-3) and would like to discuss some business with you. She's not far, right at Halle, one of our neighbouring systems.
- So I guess your employers are happy with my performance? -said Ishtanchuk.
- Yes, of course. They are impressed with your skill. I understand that the issues reaching this office are way below what you are used to, but there are no exceptions to the ranking. And you started quite low with the Federation.
- I used to engage in any profitable venture without looking at consequences, to be honest. It came as a surprise when your nation pretended to block me access to your space...
- But that was way, way ago, wasn't it? Your record with the Federation is quite impressive since. Obviously I've accessed it, as i do with every captain we employ.
- Agree. That's why those records are public. So, was that all?
- Yes. Thank you for your time, Mrs. Fazmarai.
- No, thank you for your trust, Mme. Aunchot.
Ish left the agent's office, still wondering why she had been called in person and started mvoing to her Captain's Quarters, ready to board her ship and go visit Colelie Dulere at Halle. Then, her personal pad buzzed a warning through her Slot 5 social implant, and she opened the pad.
"There is an acquaintance at this station, would you like to meet?" was the warning. Ish checked and agreed with a smile. As usual, the meeting would be at a docklands pub; most capsuleers never ventured farther than that into the massive stations. The pub was located at the main promenade and had been decorated with what was known as "Britstyle" for unknown reasons; those places used to have many brands of beer (check), boring looking folks (check), live music (check) and a small dancing floor (check). Ish saw her friend seated not far from the entry and walked to him, only to be intercepted suddenly...
- Heya gipsy! Why are you here?
A large balding man in work clothes blocked her way and hugged her, lifting Ishtanchuk from the ground and kissing both her cheeks as she giggled.
- Onzo! What are you doing here, you trolling bald?
- Meet you! Hey, have you weigthed up?
- No!
- But your boobies are larger, then?
- No!
- But you changed!
- No, I didn't changed! -objected Ish again, laughing-. Now, will you take me up there with Corlain, or will keep me hanging up here?
- My apologies! You're so light! So cute! So buxom!
- Don't think I didn't noticed where you were looking...
Ish and Onzo walked to where Corlain Stark, TEST ambassador of Pim Pam, was waiting.
- Hey Onzo, why don't you get lost? The girl had an appointment with me.
- And you didn't said to me that Ish was here? You're mean, dude.
- Weren't you going to get some drinks? Ask Ish what she wants and go fetch it.
- Yes, bwana!
As Onzo went to the bar, Corlain Stark stood up and greeted Ish. He kissed her cheeks and took the chance to grope her rear for a split second. On certain occasion, she had rejected him in diplomatic but unappealable terms, yet he still found her appealing as more-than-friend, despite she was not his kind of woman.
- So, let's ask the inevitable: what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be somewhere in Curse?
- The ways of Pim Pam are mysterious. And I'm actually halfway, waiting for... something. Then got that warning and thought, why not meet Ishtanchuk? And, why are you here?
- Missions, as usual. I'm trying to diversify my L4 contacts from down to L2...
Then Onzo bringed the drinks and the three friends sat on the bench, Ish between both men, and the chat became sillier and funnier. The pub slowly crowded as a rush hour started and also shfited the mood of the music. Then Ishtanchuk noticed that the band was playing dancey music, and asked:
- Who of you will take me to the dance floor?
- You wanna dance? -asked Corlain Stark
- Yes, please.
- Well, yes, we can just... oh.
- Huh?
- Duty calling, something is... excuse me... -Corlain Stark opened his pad and began subvocalizing something. Then Ishtanchuk looked at Onzo.
- And you?
- Well, I don't know much of dancing... but I think i could follow that tune... -said Onzo, slightly embarrassed.
- It's just for fun. Come on, dance with me -said Ish, looking at him. Onzo looked back and Ish closed her eyelids, slowly, seductively, and he felt a crack in his troll armor. How he never noticed that her eyes were so lovely?
- OK gipsy, I'll try to dance, but only because it's you -whispered Onzo.
Embarrassed and afraid, Onzo danced along with Ish, holding her small, curvy frame in his large arms and letting her lead the dance. From the table, Corlain Stark cursed the untimely comm and waited, hoping that Onzo would tire quickly or maybe he would step on Ish's toes. But he didn't counted with Ish, who was a master in keeping distance and her toes away from harm, and after the third song, Corlain Stark ordered something more alcoholic and cursed every trolling bald in the universe...
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
134
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Posted - 2013.09.06 16:36:00 -
[2474] - Quote
buh-WOOOOOOOM!!
The bar rumbled slightly as the concussive sound moved it's way through. Succus casually reached up midway through cleaning the bar top surface to stabilize a bottle of rare liquid that rattled slightly. On lookers would have sworn that Succus didn't even need to look up to see the bottle. It's as if he instinctively knew where the sound came from.
The door to the wrestling area opened and a vaporous green cloud burst forth. The bar's few patrons instinctively moved away until the distinct odor of cookies was carried through with the vapor. Even with the reasurring scent, there was an obvious unease. Laudenum stepped forth from the doorway and through the evaporating haze.
She looked like the looser in a mint chocolate chip ice cream explosion. Her face and tattered clothing was covered with a bizarre green and black zebra pattern. She walked out carrying a device that a few of the more mechanically inclined patrons recognized as an Electron Polarity Manifold. However, the output tubing had been peeled away in strips, giving the look of a scorched exhaust pipe that burst due to a pressure blockage.
She coughed, more of the greenish vapor vacating her lungs, and shook her head vigorously.
"mmkay," she said and looked over to Succus and Twinkle who were eyeing her, one with a completely stoic expression, the other with a dazzled amazement.
"Um, slight miscalculation on the conversion algorthym." She said, gathering up her tattered pride. She smiled and it beamed brightly through the green and black visage. "I'll be right back."
She purposely closed the door to the wrestling arena and strode back to her quarters. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1750
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Posted - 2013.09.08 12:00:00 -
[2475] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai was walking on the corridors leading to The Greater Fool Bar. Tired and beaten, she barely could feel the ground under her feet and stepped carefully. As she got close to the Bar, Yiole Gionglao and Random McNally aproached her, riding on roller skates. "Come with us, youwill havefun!" they said, but Ishtanchuk ignored them. As she entered the Bar, she could see the young Kaltanas, Maria and Monica, who eventually had learned Declothing I and were faning each other with large oriental fans, their blonde hair shining like gold on head and pubis. "Come with us, youwill havefun!", they said, but Ishtanchuk ignored them. She entered the bar, and saw Succus and Twinkle behind the counter. They were sorting glasses and building them into pyramids, for some unknown reason. "Come with us, youwill havefun!", they said, but Ishtanchuk ignored them and went to the stairway. Halfway to the appartments floor, she met Mizhir and Alice Saki, who were handstanding and going down the stairs in delicate balance. "Come with us, youwill havefun!" they said, but Ishtanchuk ignored them. Ishtanchuk Fazmarai started walking along the appartments corridor, and had to give way to the Bar's janitors, who were dragging a stuffed cow on a wheelcart. "Come with us, youwill havefun!" they said, but she ignored them. Ishtanchuk Fazmarai opened the door of her appartment, but it was not empty. She could see the back of her cousin Indahmawar, standing at the dinner room, her pink panties wrapped around her ankles and her hands on the hair of a man crouched before her. Indahmawar moaned in pleasure and turned to look at Ish over her shoulder. "Come with us, youwill havefun!" she said, and Ishtanchuk turned away, but the door was closed. She tried to open it and her clothes started decaying, tearing, falling to the ground in pieces, and she sensed how the man now was standing, walking toward her. The man was Albert Kuvai and swifly embraced her as she felt his hands on her, probing her between her legs. "Come with us, youwill come withus!", Albert said, as a thermonuclear warhead detonated at the loading bay and fiery plasma hit the Bar, disintegrating the walls. Ishtanchuk saw the walls of the appartment melt and fade as plasma ate them, and the whole Bar was filled with blinding light. Through it she sensed a burning heat in her crotch and plasma surrounded her skin and Albert's hands, leaping and arching like solar eruptions, and then the light shined unbearably and then it faded, and Ishtanchuk opened her eyes and saw the wall by the bunk on her CQ. She removed her naughty hand from under her panty and rolled on the bunk to stare at the souless room, almost dark as the main screen was shut down, and then she whispered:
- I hate this place. I must go out of here...
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- Are you sleeping well? -said Zoe Kaltana.
- Huh?
- Doh, aren't you sleepy?
- I fear so... this godforgotten place is taking a toll on me.
- Yes, it's pretty backwater here. I think we've never been to this system before.
- You weren't missing anything good, obviously.
- No... -Zoe Kaltaan took another bite of her fish and slowly chewed and swallowed it.
- The food is awful, i know. And that stuffed cow hanged on the wall is giving me nightmares. Gallentean are crazy. Batshit crazy.
- The beer is good -said Chloe Kaltana, breaking her usual silence.
- Beer is the only good thing in all Jufvitte. Beer, and the gates leading elsewhere.
- How are your standings now? -asked Zoe Kaltana.
- Nice, with that last misison and your assistance, now I should be able to access Level 4 agents in some place more civilized.
- You have galls, anyway. Fighting those Battleships with an Arbitrator...
- A hippy-fit Arbitrator...
- Your words word, not mine... I wonder how you resisted without us.
- My drones paid a hefty price. But, anyway, I finished the assignment. 10 missions in a row, they can be proud of my service, albeit the kidnapped girl was dead after all.
- This is a grim place...
- Jufvitte?
- No, here, New Eden...
- Yes, actually is. At least we can oppose and set up some nicer places... with drinks... and edible food...
- And Roman baths...
- And frigidariums with horsesharks...
Zoe and Chloe laughed and Ish followed. The sign at the Kaltana Roman Baths had earned fame among the patrons, even ahead of the fact that the Kaltanas used the baths for their exercises. Ish felt a stroke of homesickness and wondered what would be going on at the bar as she performed her detachment missions, well away of her HQ, her fleet and her usual systems. Succus' reports that "miss Hayes is cleaning the room" were scary in their lack of details, and Zoe had quickly avoided the matter when they met...
"Oh, scratch that. Surely Laude wouldn't make anything crazy, and anyway there's enough people over there to stick up for sanity..." thought Ishtanchuk, thinking about the eerie metal bubbles scattered all over the place...
She missed home. Really missed it. As she talked to Zoe and they finished their awful lunch, Ishtanchuk started making plans to go back at the Bar and stay there for a while...
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2871
|
Posted - 2013.09.09 11:12:00 -
[2476] - Quote
The evening at the bar called "Cow's Inn" is already progressed and the three women still hanging out in their lounge. Chloe takes a nap with her face right onto the table along two emptied bottles that definitly didn't contained beer in the first place. Ish is leaning back in the lounges couch, affected by some liqours aswell. She's sunken in mysterious thoughts, while only the movement of her hands reweal some of it's contents.
Already close to falling asleep too, Zoe's portable blinks up as she receives a mail.
"The Gallentean Federation honours your and your friends efforts in fighting back the Sansha Slavery Rings in our space.
Your standings with the Federation and Republic aswell have been modified to reflect this."
Zoe still chokes a little on that nearly rotten fish dinner, served by one of the bars employees, but this message conjures a little smile on her face.
The smile suddenly disappears as she looks up again, noticing four strangers from the other side of the bar aiming their guns at the three women.
"Damn! They didn't observed us the whole time for getting laid!"
While shouting these words, Zoe kicks the table into a shield, ungently waking Chloe and dragging the still dreaming Ish with her in cover.
In the same time, projectiles start perforating the bars lounge as the four strangers are emptying their magazines onto the surprised trio.
Chloe definitly got adrenaline-rid by some of her drunkness, but still prattles: "What the f***??!? What's the problem with these c********* m********* a****** p***** p**** of s*******...HONESTLY?!!??!"
Zoe: "Don't know! Perhaps because we just killed thousands of Sanhas while digging out this slavery ring?"
Chloe: "Ahhhh...whatever f*** off! Could be some dips*** crazy frogeating envirrroonnmm...ahh f***! ....What did I just said??"
*Gunfire yells all over the place...the lounges walls start splinting by the incoming bullets...the other patrons running out of the bar in terror*
Zoe: "Yeah...perhaps hanging out at this local bar was just not the best idea then...uhm...I..Ish?? ...Are you just humping my leg??"
Ish: "mmmmm....ohhhhh....Albert...oh myyy...so ...melting...nuclear...gawwwwd...the waaaallllss...yessssss!"
Zoe: "..."
Chloe: "Oh yeah...thats's sexy and creepy at the same time!"
Zoe: "Hey! Have you forgotten about those bastarts out there aiming to kill us all??!"
Chloe: "Actually...I did.." *Chloe continues watching Ish living out her nasty daydream*
Zoe: "For f***s sake!! Do something you crazy horseshark peeper!!!
Chloe: "Of course dear!" *Chloe starts humping Ishs leg*
Zoe: "Not this! The other thing! The bastarts with guns!"
Chloe: "Awww...damn this could have been so much fun..."
*Chloe grabs the assault gun still leaning on the place where she was sitting, waits for the attackers to reload, rushes up behind the table and fires four single shots aimed for the attackers heads*
Chloe: "Oh sorry! I...oh s***! Sorry am totally drunk over here!,...didn't meant to shoot you there...gawwd that must hurt!"
*Chloe switches to auto and releases the poor guys from their agonies. Then she gives her hand to Zoe*
"We should leave now...fun is over i guess..."
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
141
|
Posted - 2013.09.09 13:27:00 -
[2477] - Quote
Buuuuuzzzzzzzzarrrrk CRACK!!!
The lights in the bar dim severely as an electronic crackle eminates throughout the room. Air handlers drop and then slowly grind their way back to life. Lights flicker and strobe back into intensity. Patrons around the bar that had dived for cover when the gun fight erupted begin to look around. A collective GÇ£what next?GÇ¥ could almost be heard.
The door to the wrestling room opens and Laudenum steps out carrying a crackling piece of electronics. Her clothing has been darkened by a coating of ionized soot and her long red cornrow tresses are standing on end, surrounding her head like a fearsome hood. JacobGÇÖs ladder tendrils of electricity arc their way to the ends of the braids. GÇ£Holy crapGǪGÇ¥ she mutters, still not taking the danger of the erupting gun fight into account.
GÇ£Get down Ms. Hayes!GÇ¥ Twitter shouts and vaults the bar as easily as if it were a short fence. He dashes to the electrically crackling ginger and at the moment he grabs her to pull her down, an electrical detonation flings him away as if he were no more than a doll. He rolls up against the bar unconscious.
GÇ£Are you serious?GÇ¥ Laudenum asks, looking at the four strange men attacking the KaltanaGÇÖs and the hormonally inflamed Ish. A broad smile splays over LaudGÇÖs face and she yells GÇ£FIGHT!!GÇ¥ With a sprint and a leap, Laudenum charges into the group of strange gunmen, swinging the crackling hunk of components around like club. The smack of the machinery is accented by a loud electronic GÇÿCRACKGÇÖ and the first gunman drops to the ground, spasming like he was shot with a tazer.
One of the gun men continue to cover the KaltanaGÇÖs but the other two turn to the electrically charged redhead charging into the fray. Goon number one swung the pistol like a hammer and Laudenum managed to counter it with a heft of the machinery. The resulting connection sent electrical sparks down the thugGÇÖs arm and dropped him to the floor twitching and writhing.
The other thug caught mid swing, and seeing what happened to his companion, attempted to pull away but managed a solid swing across LaudenumGÇÖs jaw. The redhead staggered back from the blow, a trickle of blood starting to ooze from the corner of her mouth, but the gunman suffered the same brutal electrical attack from LaudGÇÖs supercharged body. He too fell to the ground twitching.
The final gunman tore his eyes away from the mutually humping Chloe and Ish and focused on the psychotic Laud who was walking slowly towards him. He raised the gun menacingly but held off on his shot when Laudenum raised both hands in a gesture of surrender. GÇ£Look,GÇ¥ she said as bright electrical arcs cascaded through her hair, GÇ£I donGÇÖt know what your game is but you are now alone. I can promise you that if you put the gun down and explain whatGÇÖs going on, you wonGÇÖt be killed to awfully much.GÇ¥
GÇ£Idiot witch,GÇ¥ the gunman replied with a menacing sneer, GÇ£you seem to forget that I have a gun!GÇ¥
Laudenum dropped the crackling piece of electronics to the metal floor. A lightning storm of voltage released into a circle and the remaining gunman screamed as he violently spasmed into unconsciousness.
GÇ£You seem to have forgot to bring insulated shoes.GÇ¥ Laudenum replied, watching the clothing smoke on the disabled shooter. She turned to Saccus who was just coming around the bar to look after Twitch.
GÇ£When Ish returns to her senses, let her know that the wrestling ring is ready to be refilledGÇ¥ |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1772
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Posted - 2013.09.09 13:32:00 -
[2478] - Quote
After the shooting ends, Zoe and Chloe Kaltana leave the Cow's Inn in a hurry, before polcie can make to the place. Chloe is laoding Ish in her arms as the Khanid woman is tstll passed out, and not even the shooting could awake her.
- You know, I think those wasn't just liquors!
- You bet it, nobody could stand drinking so few... or be so sleepy.
Several corridors and elevators later, Chloe unloads Ish and leans her unconsocius body on a wall.
- She's not light and I'm tiring to carry her... Can't we try to make her walk?
- OK, let's try it, old her armpit... that way... yes... -but Ish is totally passed and Zoe and Chloe barely manage to drag her feet on the ground.
- That won't work... better you grab her armpits and i'll grab her legs -suggests Zoe.
- Hey, I too want to peek under her skirt! -objects Chloe
- But how...? What do yout hink that I...?
- ZOE...
- OK, we'll shift places until we reach her CQ, OK? Police will take longer to find who's her.
After walking a few minutes more and once all the Kaltanas have had a peek of the color of Ish's undies, the three women reach the CQ. Being passed out is one of the scenarios conceived by the designers of the door lock, and so it opens to Ish's presence and lets all them in.
After depositing Ish on the sofa, the Kaltanas stretch their arms and Chloe asks:
- What now?
- What now about what?
- Do we check wether she's injured under the clothes?
- Well, of cou... errr... -Zoe Kaltana looks at Ish's unconcious figure, laying on the sofa; her hair is disheaveled and a few locks cover her face, but she still looks pretty- Be damned... she's so... cute...
- Zoe...?
- Dammit. She's been very specific always, right? She's not into the gay business. I think we would be betraying her if we...
- ZOE?
- Sorry, that would not be... correct.
- But maybe she is wounded...?
- Who do you want to cheat? We both would love to take a chance and know Isthanchuk closely... but that would not be correct. She's a friend and she only likes men... That's her way.
- You're growing old, do you know? You weren't that prim before...
- Probably. But better we leave now before she makes that face again... -Zoe stops looking at Ish and her curvy figure, deeply relaxed and snoring softly.
Zoe and Chloe leave Ish's CQ after adding themselves to the lock's memory, in case they need to evacuate the station in a hurry before Ish wakes up from her intoxication. Right before the door closes, Zoe turns around, walks to the couch and plants a hasty kiss on Ish's lips. Chole follows her and does the same, more intensely and caressign her cheek.
- Have you...? She smells so good... and she's so soft... -says Chloe.
- What a waste. What. A. Waste -says Zoe, shaking her head and hurrying to leave the CQ...
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1772
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Posted - 2013.09.09 13:36:00 -
[2479] - Quote
(meta: looks like we've had quite a bit of confussion to follow up Zoe's post... )
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
141
|
Posted - 2013.09.09 13:44:00 -
[2480] - Quote
Then quit changing the damned locations on me. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1777
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Posted - 2013.09.09 13:52:00 -
[2481] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:Then quit changing the damned locations on me.
We just love to drive you nuts.
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2872
|
Posted - 2013.09.09 14:07:00 -
[2482] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:Then quit changing the damned locations on me. We just love to drive you nuts.
The evil Gallente parallel universe strikes again!
edit:
*hurries back a second time and removes our lipsticks from Ish's lips*
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1777
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Posted - 2013.09.09 14:10:00 -
[2483] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:Then quit changing the damned locations on me. We just love to drive you nuts. The evil Gallente parallel universe strikes again! edit: *hurries back a second time and removes our lipsticks from Ish's lips*
Jufvitte is a hell of a place.
edit:
*wasn't that some foreign lipstick on my lips?*
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
145
|
Posted - 2013.09.09 14:21:00 -
[2484] - Quote
She moans and the force of the headache is like a vise across her scalp. The air is acrid with the smell of ozone but the air intakes are working hard to remove the offending scents. There it is again! Someone screaming incoherently and she feels like sheGÇÖs being tossed around. It raises her ire and she swings out. There is a connection and she pushes herself upright.
Laying a few feet away, Twitch rubs his jaw where the firey redhead connected a swing. He turns his head and watches her as she shakes the disorientation.
GÇ£Damnit! Lalalalala!GÇ¥ Laudenum yells, shaking her head a little bit with each outburst. GÇ£Great, now I canGÇÖt f***inGÇÖ hear.GÇ¥ She starts to stand but swoons, grasping out for the returning Twitch who moved in to help her. GÇ£Twitch, I can barely hear.GÇ¥ She shouts at him, having no concept as to how loud she is. Laud looks around and sees that she is in the wrestling room and every surface is pristine clean. A small GÇÿwoop!GÇÖ escapes from her as she notes that the remaining attempts at cleaning the Nutella dust have been completed. The smile fades from her face as she realizes that the shooting she saw may not have been just a dream.
GÇ£Twitch! Ish and the KaltanaGÇÖs may be in danger.GÇ¥ She screamed, still not sure of her volume. TwitchGÇÖs face darkens slightly as he sees the concern in LaudGÇÖs eyes and he assists in bringing her back into the bar proper. GÇ£We need to get them some help!GÇ¥ She shouts, as he helps her into one of the bar seats.
She sits heavily and sips on the drink that Twitch brought for her. Was it a dream? Or, was it real? |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1780
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Posted - 2013.09.09 15:10:00 -
[2485] - Quote
(meta: now I get it, you're thinking of Twinkle, right? )
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
148
|
Posted - 2013.09.09 15:31:00 -
[2486] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:(meta: now I get it, you're thinking of Twinkle, right? )
The redness on my cheeks is from recent exposure to high voltage, NOT from the glaring error that may seem to have come from me. Besides, I can never get his name right.... |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1782
|
Posted - 2013.09.09 15:47:00 -
[2487] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:(meta: now I get it, you're thinking of Twinkle, right? ) The redness on my cheeks is from recent exposure to high voltage, NOT from the glaring error that may seem to have come from me. Besides, I can never get his name right....
Sometimes it feels like a wonder that HE gets it right...
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
27413
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Posted - 2013.09.09 16:06:00 -
[2488] - Quote
Knowing my sister, I wouldn't be surprised to see her continue to fumble for his name.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
149
|
Posted - 2013.09.09 16:08:00 -
[2489] - Quote
Whenever you are ready for another round, baldy, just name the time and the place.
Bring a doctor. |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2874
|
Posted - 2013.09.10 12:41:00 -
[2490] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:(meta: now I get it, you're thinking of Twinkle, right? ) The redness on my cheeks is from recent exposure to high voltage, NOT from the glaring error that may seem to have come from me. Besides, I can never get his name right....
Interesting and funny improvisation :)
I don't think we capsuleers all are somewhat connected to each other...
*continues installing ship weapon in my CQ*
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Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
86943
|
Posted - 2013.09.10 12:43:00 -
[2491] - Quote
So lost...
|
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
154
|
Posted - 2013.09.10 13:14:00 -
[2492] - Quote
I'll help you find your backside when we get back into the Nutella ring... |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2876
|
Posted - 2013.09.10 13:23:00 -
[2493] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:So lost...
*HUGS* \/
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
27553
|
Posted - 2013.09.10 13:39:00 -
[2494] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:Alice Saki wrote:So lost... *HUGS* \ /
GLOMPS!
Ooops, wrong thread.
*walks away*
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Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
86980
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Posted - 2013.09.10 13:53:00 -
[2495] - Quote
The Front Door Slowly Opens
A short Red head Zombiely Walks into the Bar, Feet dragging eyes half shut staring at the floor, Loud music erupting from headset wrapped around her neck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNtcP6EXm3s)
She walks right over to a corner booth without looking up and drops into the seat face planting the table.
Her Eyes Shut and A sudden Snoring can be heard, Music still playing...
Zzzzzzzzz
|
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1797
|
Posted - 2013.09.10 15:14:00 -
[2496] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:The Front Door Slowly Opens
A short Red head Zombiely Walks into the Bar, Feet dragging eyes half shut staring at the floor, Loud music erupting from headset wrapped around her neck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNtcP6EXm3s)
She walks right over to a corner booth without looking up and drops into the seat face planting the table.
Her Eyes Shut and A sudden Snoring can be heard, Music still playing...
Zzzzzzzzz
Twinkle sees Alice Saki for the first time, since she's been absent a long while. She comes in, stumbles toward a table, seats to it and falls asleep. Twinkle tilts his head and states:
- I see sleepwalking people.
- Mgrblumbrurb coffee gnarmbrarburl -answers Alice.
- As you wish, miss -says Twinkle. He brings a coffe jar and a cup before Alice, then she says:
- Gnangangar a tube straw ugaugange
Twinkle produces a long tube straw, dips one end into the jar and the other on the corner of Alice's mouth. Without lifting her head from the table, Alice Saki starts slurping coffee through the straw. Twinkle double-tilts his head and says:
- Awesome!
- Slurp, slurp, slurp -goes Alice.
- Keep filling the jar untl she's had one liter or goes to a pee -advices "Aunt" Mae, the head waitress.
- Aye aye, Mae!
- Slurp, slurp...
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Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
87043
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Posted - 2013.09.10 15:26:00 -
[2497] - Quote
Lifts her heads from the table, Casually looks around gathering her surroundings.
"Huh... Where is Succus" she mutters to herself.
Alice is caving his special Javalovah mix.
She sighs and faceplants the desk again, this time putting the headphones over her ears
|
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1801
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Posted - 2013.09.10 15:46:00 -
[2498] - Quote
The young Kaltanas, Maria and Monica, come to see Alice Saki. Succus has instructed them and they produce a small coffee pot and a cup, and Twinkle titls his head as Alcie smellls the pot, over the aroma of the coffe jar. Alice Saki opens her eyes, stands her head and anxiously drinks a cup of Javalovah. The Kaltana girls, curious, serve themselves a little from the pot and drink it, then they blush simultaneously and rush towards Succus, unceremoniosuly leaping over the counter, and cover him in kisses.
- Questo caff+¿ +¿ davvero ottimo! Ti vogliamo troppo bene, nonno Succus! -they say, and Succus barely blinks as he embraces their waists and lovingly pats their asses.
Twinkle tilts his head and says:
- I don't know what they said, but they can say it to me as they do with Succus...
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Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
87060
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Posted - 2013.09.10 15:49:00 -
[2499] - Quote
Drinks Her Javalovah, While watching the Girls rush towards Succus
She giggles away at the sight of it.
She waves to Succus and gives a Slight Nod, Mouthing the Words 'Thank You'
|
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1801
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Posted - 2013.09.10 15:51:00 -
[2500] - Quote
Succus ndos bakc at Alcie saki and whispers.
- Two thousand and five hundred.
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Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
519
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Posted - 2013.09.11 08:49:00 -
[2501] - Quote
Cass enters the bar and takes a seat next to Alice.
"Hello "daughter". How's the coffee?"
"...slurrp slurrrpp mnnlliicious slurrrp..."
Cass smiles and orders the same after she snaps her fingers, indicating the two young Kaltanas to glomprush Alice.....
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Monica Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
6
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Posted - 2013.09.11 08:50:00 -
[2502] - Quote
yyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \/ |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
87181
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Posted - 2013.09.11 08:50:00 -
[2503] - Quote
Gets up and Walks towards the Bar, Pulls headphones off her ears, Hanging from her neck still blasting Music
- Hi yeah by the way what happened to the Competition?
- Are we lacking Replacement Nutella?
(Ahhhh I got Ninja'ed gonna Rewrite)
|
Maria Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
3
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Posted - 2013.09.11 08:50:00 -
[2504] - Quote
weeeeeehhhhhhhh!!!!!! \/ |
Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
519
|
Posted - 2013.09.11 08:52:00 -
[2505] - Quote
*smirks and giggles madly*
That was epic timing...am I good? Yes? Yes.
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Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
522
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Posted - 2013.09.11 09:21:00 -
[2506] - Quote
*peeks the glomp massacre over the tables edge and laughs heartly*
"You just got chair ganked."
*reaches over and gives the knotted glomping pile some helping hands. While Monica and Maria are taking their seats on the table, Cass lifts lil Alice on her lap and gifts Auntie Mae a warm smile as she serves the girls another round of coffee*
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1813
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Posted - 2013.09.11 09:38:00 -
[2507] - Quote
Succus comes to the table with a steel-reinforced chair and quickly places it under Alice's butt as she attempts to seat on another ordinary chair. Then Succus takes the remnants of the glomped chair and hands them to Twinkle, and says to Alice:
- In the future, try to not break our furniture, miss.
Monica and Maria take their chance and kiss both his cheeks as Succus leaves, and Alice mumbles:
- Grmrumfum grumpy fgangrgfar, slurp, slurp.
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Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
87188
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Posted - 2013.09.11 09:52:00 -
[2508] - Quote
Rubbing her Head
- Owieeee
Goes Slighty Red as Cass pick her up and place her on her lap
- Sooo Erm... Yeah How is everyone?
Beams a Little Smile as she says this
|
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
87188
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Posted - 2013.09.11 10:04:00 -
[2509] - Quote
Her Smile Disappears
Alice Ignores the Steel Chair
Mutters to herself - Does he think I'm FAT?! Grrrr I got jumped on by two Kaltanas.
Alice is now Pouting and staring at her feet.
|
Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
523
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Posted - 2013.09.11 10:56:00 -
[2510] - Quote
Cass lifts Alice up with one arm, then places her back on her lap.
"No, you are not fat at all, sweety...don't start to think so.
...and yes, we are all fine, just the usuall deranged crazyness as usuall..."
Before Alice can set on her pouting face again, Maria and Monica are rushing over, planting kisses on Alices's both cheeks, causing her face now to turn as red as her hair.
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1816
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Posted - 2013.09.11 11:40:00 -
[2511] - Quote
*Meanwhile at Jufvitte, Roden Shipyards station*
- A-a-augh!
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wakes up with a intense nausea and rushes to the toilet, struggling to recall how the concealed door could be opened at Gallentean CQs. She barely makes it to the toilet before her stomach decides that it has had enough of whatever she ate/drink... when? Yesterday? And how did she end at the couch? Relieved but humiliated, Ishtanchuk Fazmarai takes a shower, struggling with her memory, but she can't recall anyhting after commentign with the Kaltanas how much would she enjoy leaving Jufvitte. After the shower ends the drying cycle (barely, as one of the air jets is not working), Ishtanchuk Fazmarai drops her clothes into a travel bag and walks towards the pod. Then her pad buzzes an alarm and she picks it back from the bag; the alarm is a text message and it says:
>>From: Zoe Kaltana
Heya Ish! I hope you're awake already! Tonight we had some fun, as four thugs tried to shot us. You were inconscious, they had put something on our drinks. But those punks didn't knew that capsuleers have our brain chemicals so messed up that it's hard to foretell how will we react to hipnotics. Anyway Chloe made short work of them and we left before the police arrived, and then we hacked the security cams so it will take a while before they can identify us. I suggest you to leave ASAP before CONCORD unlocks the CQ records to the local pigs. Call us if you think you'll need escort for that hippy Arby of yours!>>
Ish re-reads the message again, shocked. Then she browses the local stations news and finds a headline:
>>Four local gangsters dead in shooting; female capsuleers involved
Four members of the Gros Cochon gang were killed tonight in a shooting at the Cow's Inn. According to eyewitness, the gang members would had started shooting on a group of three female capsuleers, one of which was unconscious. Then the capsuleers returned fire, with deadly consequences to the gangsters.
The gang men, identified as F.d.R, G.N., T.G. and L.P., were known suspects of other violent assaults and (...) >>
- I absolutely HATE this place! -says Ish. Then, she throws the pad into the travel bag and rushes to the pod, not minding that one of the shielding screens is broken and her nudity is potentially exposed to the cavernous docking section. After reaching the pod, Ishtanchuk throws the travel bag into its compartment and quickly starts the fill sequence. A few minutes later, her Arbitrator type cruiser leaves the station and warps to the first gate in her travel back home. As the gate activates, Ish thinks to herself:
- F*** you Jufvitte and farewell! Civilization, there I go!
Brooooorl... POW-JAH!, goes the gate, and as the pod interface resynchronizes to the new system, Ish thinks: "Minus 17 and counting". It will be a long travel home, and even longer as she retrieves some of the stuff that's been left scattered around since she started running missions away from her headquarters, but she feels happy in space for the first time in two weeks.
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
161
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Posted - 2013.09.11 16:50:00 -
[2512] - Quote
A totally exhausted looking Laudenum sits down at the table across from Alice. Laud sporting mild electrical burns and missing parts of her eyebrows. Alice, barely conscious and considering I.V.ing her coffee.
"So..." Laud says with barely opened eyes, "we need to finish the Nutella wrestling."
"ungh" Alice managed to respond through barely caffeinated lips.
"You up to rock, paper, scissors?"
The sound thump of Laudenum's head hitting the table drowned out Alice's response. |
Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
528
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Posted - 2013.09.11 17:17:00 -
[2513] - Quote
That was a real quick fight!
Draw.
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
27951
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Posted - 2013.09.11 17:19:00 -
[2514] - Quote
My guess is that they'll do best two out of three.
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1836
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Posted - 2013.09.14 21:00:00 -
[2515] - Quote
- Mmm... Ish?
- Yes?
- Do you mind that I call you gipsy?
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai looks at Onzo, then answers:
- No, why? It's just a nickname, baldie.
- Well, I just... didn't want to offend you.
- Are you OK?
- Yes, yes, I'm fine...
Ish puts on her heels and straps them, then tests that they're tight as she's been noticing that the left strap haves a tendency to loose. After some tests, she looks back at Onzo.
- No hard feelings, OK?
- Well... I was wondering... maybe there will be...?
- Was a one time deal, right? I told you. Don't make it complicated.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai grabs her jacket and zips it, then takes her bag and looks around for any stray items.
- I must be leaving now, that stupid agent keeps offering me jobs in low security space and probably i'll be out from here in a day or two.
- Nice... i, houm I will go back to mining some more...
- That's good.
Ish walks to the door, then she stops and tuns around.
- Did you used an agent?
- Huh?
- A locator agent?
- Well, I... in a way... I asked someoen to use it -Onzo looked embarrased.
- I already figured, was too mcuh a coincidence that we met on your birthday.
- He he... you caught me...
- But you did it right. Everything, from start to end. Just telling you, in case that you wondered... -Ish smiled and winked, and then she left the room. Onzo tracked her with his eyes, not missing a detail of her figure until the door shut behind her, then he mumbled:
- Holy sheesh... why is she so difficult? Supposedly it's me who had her... but, I feel used?
Outside at the corridors, Ishtanchuk Fazmarai walked slowly towards her CQ. She was more confused emotionally than she wished to admit, but anyway she felt like now she would be rid of the recurring dreams about the Greater Fool Bar, Albert and having sex during a disaster. The incident about the four slain thugs just had made the dreams worse, or maybe it was the hipnotic in her drink... Deep inside of her, a twisted shadow of the moral teachings fom childhood made her feel guilty about what could be considered using a friend. But then, another voice, stern and mercyless, answered that Onzo just had got all he bargained for when he set up the "casual" encounter with a friend with the intent to go beyond friendship.
"I bet he's got a damn happy birthday", thought Ish, and she smirked in a way that made a passer-by smile back at her.
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
1906
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Posted - 2013.09.22 16:27:00 -
[2516] - Quote
[meta]Today, the idea of having avatar gameplay in EVE Online someday in the future has being headshot after talking to CCP Seagull. Albeit CCP still envisions a full-fledged SF universe around EVE, thus including avatars, they would be released as a part of the "EVE universe" rather than EVE itself, that is, as a separate game which anyway is not in the current development plans.
Of course, that kind of defeats the colateral purpose of this thread as a showroom of the potential for avatar content in EVE -and beyond-, and so i've been thinking what's next.
Well then, if they won't oblige and deliver avatar gameplay to EVE, that means that there is no point to limit this thread to "things that could fit into EVE". I've had some crazy ideas to keep developing the Fazmarais' storyline, and now, well, my hands are free.
As much as I fear how this thread is becoming a monologue, I ******* love writing this stuff, and each now and then someone bothers to like reading it... so I'll keep doing it.
Next episode(s): Ish is coming back to the Bar, her recurrent dreams are getting worse and of course Indahmawar and Yiole are back with a new 30 days license.[/meta]
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2541
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Posted - 2013.09.22 21:26:00 -
[2517] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai stretched her arms delicatey in front of her, and asked Succus:
- Do you know where is Ishtanchuk?
- Mistress Fazmarai left a while ago, and she told me that she would be at the Kaltana Roman Baths, Miss Fazmarai.
- Thank you, i'll go there too, then.
Indahmawar walked to the Roman Baths and checked the user' lsit while she udnressed; according tot he baths' records, Ish was at the caldarium, and so Indahmawar wrapped herself with a towel and followed the corridor to the hot room. Inside the dim lighting, she noticed a white bulk at the bottom of the hall, by the bathtub, and as she closed in and her eyes adapted, she could see Ish's body laying down on the banks. She was asleep, breathing quietly as sweat slowly dripped from her neck and shoulders, and grayish spots could be seen on her towel where sweat had soaked the cloth. Indahmawar thought that she should be really sleepy to withstand the heat, and tapped on her shoulder to awake her. Ishtanchuk turned her head and looked at Indah, and she was startled to see Ish's face. She was emaciated, with large bags under her eyes and her lips and cheeks were pale even in the heat of the room.
- Ishtanchuk! Are you okey?
- Ehh...? Indah, it's you? -slurred Ish.
- Yes... are you OK? Get out of here, you've been too long under this heat!
- I... I fell asleep... maybe...?
Indahmawar helped Ish to stand up and walk to the door, unsteadily. Outside of the caldarium, Indah leaded Ishtanchuk to the dressing rooms before the frigidarium, and albeit Ish was already reviving, Ish pushed her under one of the showers and removed the towel covering her before turning the tap. As the cold water sprinkled on Ishtanchuk, Indah noticed that she had lost weight.
- Ishtanchuk, what's happening? You even are slimmer!
- I am having some issues... to sleep well. i... oh, can't we talk later? At the frigidarium?
Indahmawar showered herself and picked a bikini, while keeping an eye on Ish as she dressed with a swimsuit and a bathing cap. She moved normally and looked better, but nonetheless her cheeks still were pale and contrasted horribly with the dark bags under her eyes.
The cousins walked to the cold pool and Ish dropped herself in it without hesitation, swimming quickly across the witdth of the pool and back. Indah sat on the poolside with her feet in the water and Ishtanchuk loaned on the poolside, still in the water.
- I'm sorry to have frightened you, Indah. I am very sleepy because I can't sleep well... and I am having some strange dreams which wake me up and then I can't sleep again. i've been losing lots of sleeping hours...
Then Ishtanchuk quickly summarized her recurring dreams about meeting acquitances in bizarre situations and inviting her to "come withus, you willhave fun", then meeting Indah as she had sex with Albert Kuvai and how he would move on Ish as a disaster (explosions, decompressions, falling into wormholes, fires...) destroyed the station around them. Ish explained how she wuouldn't be able to sleep after the dream ended and how that had be been depriving her of rest.
- And it's wearing on my nerves, too -said Ish, speaking softly.
- Have you checked it with someone?
- Yes, kind of did it. I had a neural remap and suggested to double test my slot 5 plug and the implant on it. Everyhting was normal and the technician didn't asked, nor i tried to ask for a doctor. I don't want...
- But Ishtanchuk, maybe there's something wrong with your implant!
- Or my brain... or my mind. You know, there's quite few civilian literature on psychology of capsuleers. I guess that most psychlogists choose to stay away of "rogue" capsuleers... but there are military reports, just I still haven't accessed them. The Ashtantan don't have any previous intel and currently they aren't well connected in the military so it may take a while, but then...
- You think that you may suffer a mental issue? -asked Indahmawar, her heart rushing in fear and concern.
- Wouldn't be impossible, would it? We capsuleers expose our brains to all kind of unnatural stress and efforts... I... i even thought that maybe it was some kind of... sexual appetite... but that didn't worked. The only improvement was when I arrived at the Bar, three days ago. The dream took longer to happen the first two nights, but tonight I just slept three hours. I am exhausted...
Ishtanchuk dived slowly into the pool and Indah followed her, then both cousins swimmed in silence for a while.
- And you, indahmawar? -asked ishtanchuk-. How are you doing?
- Well, i've been working on that project you mentioned...
- Oh, that prototype? And how has been?
- Well, interesting, yes, but don't know wether will be profitable... they are not really testing it already, just are doing preliminary runs...
- And how's that like?
- They use a dry connection, like with VR. I think it's one of those cold pods they used to use for VR, actually.
- And they allow you to wear undies?
- Yes, it's a dry connection... but I think they plan to move on wet connections, because you're standing, it's not like the VR pods which keep you horizontal...
- The idea is interesting, and they were having issues to find volunteers.
- Yes, they are very happy with us three. Are a funny bunch, commoners but... informal. They are too nerdy to be intimidated by having three capsuleers around. Probably it distresses them more that we are girls, than anything else - Indahmawar laughed, and Ish pictured her surrounded by crazy neckbeard scientists in dirty white coats and focusing on their pads rather than look at the partially naked volunteers clinging on the straps of their crazy machine. The image made her laugh.
- Do we play some monkeyheads, Indah?
- Of course... I'll take the first round.
- As you wish.
When Monica and Maria came later with some drinks, the Fazmarais still were playing and having fun, all their worries being ignored for a while...
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Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
88870
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Posted - 2013.09.23 13:47:00 -
[2518] - Quote
Dreamily sitting about, head on table Hugging her Mug of Coffee.
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Yiole Gionglao
384
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Posted - 2013.09.24 09:39:00 -
[2519] - Quote
Seats by Alice, turns on TV and stealthily pours some of her Irn-Bru into Alice's coffee. |
Flamespar
Woof Club
737
|
Posted - 2013.09.24 10:39:00 -
[2520] - Quote
Walks in. Mumbles something about ***ers not listening. Drinks heavily.
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
2885
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Posted - 2013.09.24 10:53:00 -
[2521] - Quote
Switches TV Channel and gets drunk.
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Yiole Gionglao
385
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Posted - 2013.09.24 16:48:00 -
[2522] - Quote
Grabs the TV remote from Zoe's intoxicated hands and switches the TV channel again. Pours some Irn-Bru into Zoe's drink too. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
29599
|
Posted - 2013.09.24 17:00:00 -
[2523] - Quote
Grabs Yiole and slings her over his shoulder and heads to his quarters.
Consciously ready to get Irn-Bru poured down his back.
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Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
89389
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Posted - 2013.09.24 17:30:00 -
[2524] - Quote
*Grabs the Irn-Bru before they disappear*
Hehe Mine! ^_^
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Yiole Gionglao
386
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Posted - 2013.09.24 18:56:00 -
[2525] - Quote
Random McNally is having a quick shower to get rid of the Irn-Bru spilled all over his back and below, when he notices movement and a white blob with the corner of the eye. Through the translucent glass door of the shower, he sees the white blob shaping into a human form, and once the door opens he notices that a, it's Yiole, and b, the white blob is not a towel, precisely.
- F***! -says Random, shocked.
- Exactly, Mr. McNally... right here, and right now -says Yiole, and averts any objection with a passionate kiss...
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2543
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Posted - 2013.09.24 20:49:00 -
[2526] - Quote
(Notices an increase in the comsumption of Irn-Bru, orders extra crates)
Houm... so this job applicant sent us a video resume?
>>Memo: forward applicant's resume to CCP, he will fit right in both for his skillfulnes and inclination.
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Yiole Gionglao
387
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Posted - 2013.09.27 21:10:00 -
[2527] - Quote
As one of the robo-aides dresses her hair with all four arms, Yiole Gionglao watches the popular minmatarr show 1,001 life hacks without duct tape.
- Houm, interesting. I didn't knew minnies had invented rain already...
- Did you said something, bunny?
- Not, just watching TV...
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March rabbit
epTa Team Inc.
784
|
Posted - 2013.09.28 19:57:00 -
[2528] - Quote
posting on 127(!!!)th page |
March rabbit
epTa Team Inc.
784
|
Posted - 2013.09.28 20:03:00 -
[2529] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:As one of the robo-aides dresses her hair with all four arms, Yiole Gionglao watches the popular minmatarr show 1,001 life hacks without duct tape. - Houm, interesting. I didn't knew minnies had invented rain already... - Did you said something, bunny? - No, just watching TV...
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2543
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Posted - 2013.09.28 22:04:00 -
[2530] - Quote
Aeden Macrab looked around nervously yet once again since the evening had started. Usually, he would be too worried about not doing his stuf as to mind being in a social situation, but his stupidity and a primal sense of lust had led him to a trap. And there it was again, Indahmawar's amazing green eyes looking at him like when she had exposed her petition and added "Please...?" in a voice that was total overkill and extracted a "yes" from him before he could react consciously.
- Can you think of something that could be wrong and we hadn't thought already? -said Indahmawar, staring at him.
- Also, if you need some clarification... -added the large Achuran woman in the tight sweater that made her bossom impossible to miss... Yole? Yiole? What was her name...?
- No... huh... I got the idea.. Your cousin, she's experincing, huh, nightmares?
- Not exactly nightmares; a recurring and unsettling dream.
- And she was tested and the brain side of her Slot 5 implant was OK...
- So we think. What else could be wrong? She's fearing a psychological issue...
- Hmph! Psychology! Most issues related to implants are software issues!
- Software?
- Yes, of course, the microneural interface is a piece of hardware, but it all runs on software, and large chunks of it are still black boxes. See, the lander level of the microneuronal i/o code is built in heptadecimal, that is, base 7, the hell knows why. Interfacing it to the standard binary used at the bus side is a nightmare because of parity checking and... -Yiole sighed loudly and that made her bossom bounce as Aeden looked at it, and he noticed he was about to start a tirade and cutted it short-: And.. errr.. well, it's very complex. There's a lot of development needed before we are comfortable with all that multibased coding.
- But you are using it with the Project -said Indhamawar.
- Oh, but we're not dealing with the implants, just the capsule interface... it's simpler because... well, it's simpler. But not when we're venturing into enemy teritory to forage for a few answers.
- So, about the software issues... -pointed Yiole.
- Oh, yes. Slot 5 is loaded with the interaction stuff, the pad connection and such. I'm not aware of any known bug causing nightmares, but it could be just a bug, getting through the microneural interface and triggering a random brain response.
- And how could we know?
- Well, I would like to use a network plugger... would ask your cousin to carry it and have it record the transactions between her implant and the external devices.
- And how do we get a plugger of those? -asked indahmawar, and Aeden noticed her eyes piercing him. But he knew that there was no easy answer.
- Houm, i don't have any. We don't neeed it, but I can tell you what do you need to buy and how to use it.
- Coulnd't you just help us a bit? -asked Yiole, and then Aeden was crushed under the weight of four eyes locked on him.
- Err... I... I am very busy and it would require some time, some trials because... err.. And I am too busy, I...
- Please...? -said indahmawar, and Aeden heard his voice saying:
- Where is your cousin... where should I travel if...?
- Don't worry, we will transport you, we've got some comfy shuttles and our license is active -said Yiole, and Aeden shivered at the thought of traveling in a shuttle commanded by a capsuleeer... a bullseye, a target to any other capsuleeer... but then...
- We would be very grateful that you helped us, i can't suffer to see Ish in her state... so deprived of sleep that its taking a toll on her very health -said Indahmawar, and then she stretched her pad- Have I shown you a picture of her? You will see how bad she's looking, i'm not exaggerating
- No, no, seriosuly, I will help.
- That's sweet, Aeden. Can you buy the equipment in this station if we give you the money?
- N... now?
- Well, we shall finish the lunch first -giggled Indahmawar, and Aeden giggled along as Yiole restarted her attack on a juicy piece of meat. Struggling with his own food, Aeden started thinking intensely about any review he could remember on microneural implant network pluggers (MiNINPUs for friends), or at lest some good source for such review so he could find he appropiate device to the job... and impress the ladies, to say so. Then he saw Yiole chewing energically her steak with a carnivore expression and felt very sorry for himself and the mess he had put himself into, dealing with those capsuleer vixens like a stupid rabbit...
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Yiole Gionglao
387
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Posted - 2013.09.29 21:17:00 -
[2531] - Quote
"Run, rabbit, run... while you can", thought Aeden Macrab. But he knew he wouldn't do it, and, being realistic, that Yiole girl looked like an athlete, in addition to being taller than himself. So he just followed her as she walked along the docks, and eventually they entered an elevator. Several seconds later, teh elevator opened to a landing pad, and on it there was a shuttle. The machine grew larger and larger as they walked to it, crossing at least two hundred meters of what was a "small" landing pad. There was a soft breeze and the shuttle hovered, held in place by a magnetic field. Towards the aft section, a large porthole opened and then warning sirens sounded and Aeden was startled to notice a metallic roar approaching them. A metal pod mounted on a rail charged on the shuttle at some 200 km/h, and barely stopped before being inserted into the porthole. Then it was swallowed by the machine and the porthole closed.
- There goes indahmawar, better don't make her wait -smiled Yiole.
Aeden followed her to a boarding ramp, whose rolling apvement led them inoth e shuttel. Wlkign i without hesitaiton, Yiole guided Aeden to yet another levator, and after follwoing a shrot corridor, they ntered the cocokpit.
- We thoughtt hat you woudlenjoy yr ride better here... pick a seat and I'lls trpa you.
- Strap em..? But...?
- Come on, just pick any seat. There's no crew at the cockpit in a capsule-fit shuttle.
Aeden pciked a seat at the fore, hoping that the flat surface ahead was a windshield and it would open later. Then Yiole took the network plugger from his hand and stored it in a locker, and stapped him thoroughly to the seat.
- Why...? What...?
- This is no commercial flight, Indah won't be sparing maneuvers to get us to our destination as fast as possbile. Take these two -said Yiole, offering Aeden a pill and something that looked like a sick bag. Then she picked a seat by Aeden's and strapped herself.
- Ready to go, Indah -announced Yiole, apparently talking to the air.
- Laucnhing -announced a metal, soulless voice. Then the frontal shield opened and Aeden coudl see the station spinning crazily as the shuttle maneuvered and launched itself towards one of the exit ways, accelerating as if it was riding on rails as air buzzed on the hull. Aeden was too impressed to say anything, but almost giggled when a soothing music started playing right as the shuttle erupted from the station. Then it maneuvered harshly and Aeden gasped as his internal organs couldn't decide in what direction should they move, but the shuttle quickly stabilized. The scene outside shifted to random stellar bacckground, and then it faded to black and disappeared.
- Huh...? What happened?
- We're warping. There's nothing inside a warp bubble, and so we can see nothing. There inside the capsule we see a nice tunnel effect, but of course it's just a GUI.
As suddenly as it had started, the blackness disistegrated into stars and... a massive structure, glaring and reeling... a gate? Was that a gate? Then a flash of light hit the shuttle and the otide turnd blakc again while a recorded voice said:
- Starship jumping.
Then everything turned black and Aeden lost the sense of time, and suddenly the outside iluminated with stars... different stars? How could he tell? The shuttle maneuvered abruptly again, stopped and more blackness ensued... capsuleers always travel fast. Aeden decided that, shaky maneuvers aside, riding a spaceship was about as thrilling as traveling on the underground, without stations.
************************************************************************
A luxurious office decorated in trendy style and colors. Two men. One of tehm seats on a armchair, the other in a luxurious and comfortable but slightly lower chair.
- Look at the recording -say the man in the amrchair. By them a holographic scene is displayed, grainy and lacking good resolution as it was filmed by a cloud of voxel cams. The scene is of a uninspiring office, with cheap furniture. A plain looking gallente woman is seating and welcomes a beautiful, albeit short, Khanid woman.
- My apologies for the office. I barely use it, actually -says the recorded Gallente woman.
- Nevermind, I understand this is not the usual procedure. You agents and we capsuleer grunts barely meet each other -answers Ishtanchuk Fazmarai.
The recording continues for a few minutes, and then the scene disappears. The man at the armchair speaks again:
- There you have her, that's the Fazmarai b*tch who's been funding the zombies.
- Have you been watching her?
- Yes. It was pretty convenient that we could use that interview to start tracking her. We have some more material and i will give it to you, but I guess you will appreciate this specific one...
Another image is projected, this time it's a plain photograph, obviously taken with a large telephoto. The man at the chair smirks as the photograph pictures a pod platform, and a missing screen allows to see a nude woman about to climb on a pod.
- Heh, nice pair... -the man loaned on the chair to look closer at the image- Jee-sus, just look at those t*ts... that b*tch could have a career at a pleasure hub!
- I was sure you would appreciate that... but fun aside, she's ben quite an issue lately.
- Well, i figured you wouldn't call me for nothing... what was?
- The Gros Cochon; one of their teams was stupid enough to try and shoot that wh*re and two other eggers, and they ended with their brains splattered. The eggers fled, of course, but now there's several station police services messing with the fr+¿res. And we know that the zombies are behind it.
- So they're truly Sanshas?
- Who cares? They're messing with our business, drawing attention on us with money supplied by that ho'.
- Sad story, but why should we care? Let the fr+¿res have their asses f*cked for free for a change.
(continues) |
Yiole Gionglao
387
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Posted - 2013.09.29 22:17:00 -
[2532] - Quote
(continued)
- See, that would be a goog plan, if she wans't siting in one of our stations.
- Wait...? How's that?
- You recall Erehwon? That system where The Vieux wanted us to set up some legal business?
- Oh yes... we started a lawyer's office there, didn't? -the man at the chair laughed loudly, bemused by the thought.
- Yes, exactly. And an office after another, we eventually moved there most of our "legal" division. Includig accounting.
- Accounting? But, why?
- Because we had everything else there, dammit! And it was a stupid backwater system where nothing happened until those bloody eggers appeared!
- And the zombies?
- The zombies are moving in too. With money from that Fazmarai b*tch. We don't know why she's funding them, because we must keep a extremely low profile at that station. But it's time that we push back the zombies.
- Eventually... you want me to find someone and pay a visit to that girl? Does she live there?
- She moves a lot, but she's got a bar and a night club. Just those are not suitable targets; either she haves a hellish intuiton or we ran out of luck, but currently the bar is defended by two tough guys.
- Meh! Tough guys! I sell you a dozen!
- Yes, tough guys. Heron in person warned me to not mess with the barman there, and the other guy is a weirdo who just spent 11 years with the Baby Janes.
- Nom de dieu!
- Exactly. The station and the establishments are off bounds. But we need to send that wh*re a message so she stops breastfeeding the zombies.
- Send her a message... you want one of the chiens?
- Absolutely not. Just find some suitable people and i'll pick the one I want.
- I know some who could just beat her a bit if that's what you want...
- Just give me names. Maybe we could use a crotte, someone nobody could track back to us.
- When you need it?
- Anytime... next week, maybe.
- OK. Transfer me the raw files, will you?
- Of course.
Then both men continued talking for a while, asking about their families and other more pleasant topics. Once the meeting ended, the man at the chair walked to his own office, disguised in old fashioned style as if it was an old reputable office... which it was, beyond most of the doors. Legal cover and such, to profit from crime without paying for it. Alone at his private office, the man reviewed the content of the files provided, and then opened a encrypted line and waited for an answer.
- Agale?
- Oui?
- I'm Jean. I need a replica girl. Here i send you the details on the target. I want a perfect match of her t*ts. Must be Khanid and preferably short. And a juicy pu**y as usual.
- How young?
- The target is 30-some, that should do if she's not too wasted. Younger if needed but professional. And listen well: i want the same t*its, can you see the material?
- Houm... wouldn't be difficult, but you want a Khanid. Because of the skin?
- Yes, I said exactly, must totally look like that b*tch.
- Give me 24 hours. Would you want fake plugs on her back?
- Yes, probably yes... Will be a nice touch.
At the other end of the line, Agale, a professional madame specialized in providing "replica girls" who looked exactly like whoever the client would like to have sex with but couldn't, quickly started the different searching procedures that would find some prostitute, somewhere, that matched the characteristics of the "target". And then she also routinely warned the Ashtantan cult that someone had asked for a replica girl of some unknown capsuleer called Ishtanchuk Fazmarai.
*********************************************************************
The shuttle landed softly and Aeden sighed deeply. He ahd managed to not feel sick (maybe because he aleady had had two plls before Yiole gave him yet another one) and was more bored than anything else after flying for less than twenty-five minutes; now he understood why Indahamwar would commute every test day. He waited until Yiole unstrapped him (mechanical devices weren't exactly his strong point) and followed her outside of the shuttle. He didn't noticed wether the capsule was extracted or don't, and just followed Yiole as her Slot 5 implant guided her back to some part of thes tation that was a part of her mental map. With over a thousand landing pads to pcik, getting to the familiar parts of the station was a routine problem wth as many solutions as travelers. Taking the chance and with a good mood, Aeden just chased Yiole around while he enjoyed the swing of her hips; maybe they were capsuleeer vixens and he a commoner rabbit, but sure those were beautiful creatures... |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
30961
|
Posted - 2013.09.30 15:44:00 -
[2533] - Quote
Random woke and stretched and knew something was wrong. He reached across the bed and found the presence of Yiole noticeably missing. He listened and heard only the tell tale sounds of the station. He rolled into a sitting position and winced as his feet hit the cool floor. Even after a trip to the GÇÿfacilitiesGÇÖ, he was alone in the room.
He pulled on a pair of shorts and strolled from his room to the Bar proper. Nudity, even partial, was not uncommon among capsuleers and Random was far from modest, but he knew that there could be others in the Bar that may be a bit uncomfortable with naked capsuleers about. Besides, this wasnGÇÖt to be an exhibitionist moment; he just wanted coffee.
GÇ£Well big brother, GÇ£ Laudenum drawled, GÇ£did you get your ya-yaGÇÖs off?GÇ¥ She walked around to face him, portable terminal in her hand. He responded with a blush that set Laudenum into a gale of laughter. GÇ£Oh, you are crystal, dear brother.GÇ¥ She said, as the laughter subsided to giggles. GÇ£Pure crystal.GÇ¥
GÇ£So, do you have any idea where she went?GÇ¥ he asked innocently, but the blush still pronounced on his face.
GÇ£Still not done?GÇ¥ she asked, her eyebrows raised and an evil smirk crossing her face. GÇ£Do I need to find you a temporary playmate?GÇ¥ She turned as if to shout out to the bar but RandomGÇÖs vice like grip grabbed her arm and spun her back to face him. Her face darkened but the sheepish look on his face drained away any mounting anger.
GÇ£Please, no.GÇ¥ he said, trying to reign in the emotions and returning to his normally stoic expression. GÇ£I was just wondering if you know where she went. This doesnGÇÖt need to be on the Gall Net.GÇ¥
Laudenum smiled and said, GÇ£Yiole went with Ish on an errand of some sort. They had some dopey looking ground dweller in tow. They all boarded a shuttle and split early this morning. At least, thatGÇÖs what I saw from the hangar deck.GÇ¥ Her smile turned wicked and her voice grew in volume. GÇ£Now are you SURE I donGÇÖt need to find you a PLAYMATE?GÇ¥ The last was shouted to a half populated bar. Many who hadnGÇÖt even paid attention to the barely dressed capsuleer. Many noted the pair at the bar with only a few casting longing looks. An attractive female patron passed by and Laudenum pointed in the general vicinity of RandomGÇÖs groin and announced, GÇ£Sister, you should try some of that! IGÇÖve heard that it makes ladies happy!GÇ¥
Random spun with eyes blazing on his misbehaving sister but she merely cackled in laughter and walked to a vacant table. Random grabbed the coffee and stormed back to his quarters, oblivious to the female patron watching his retreating back side.
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Flamespar
Woof Club
777
|
Posted - 2013.10.01 07:04:00 -
[2534] - Quote
Flamespar blinks suddenly - like a robot who has not received any directives from an external source for a couple days - then goes to take a drink from his glass only to find the drink now completely flat.
I can post on a forum, therefore I represent everyone. |
Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2562
|
Posted - 2013.10.01 07:28:00 -
[2535] - Quote
Now how in the hell did I not know this was a thing?!
Man, a friend and I once had dreams of opening a place like this in a hollowed out Ark sat in a POS at one of the moons of Deltole.
We were gonna call her Spirit Exotica.
Still would like to do that one day...
The Drake is a Lie |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2018
|
Posted - 2013.10.01 20:54:00 -
[2536] - Quote
Xercodo wrote:Now how in the hell did I not know this was a thing?!(...).
We've been actively left alone/ignored. Which, seeing some of the stuff we've written here, it's been a blessing.
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Bloodhorses
2955
|
Posted - 2013.10.01 22:23:00 -
[2537] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Xercodo wrote:Now how in the hell did I not know this was a thing?!(...). We've been actively left alone/ignored. Which, seeing some of the stuff we've written here, it's been a blessing.
Yes...and...also No.
*wipes away some not completely colour matching aditional lipstick from Ish's lips*
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Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2570
|
Posted - 2013.10.02 00:33:00 -
[2538] - Quote
Well Ish, I been around these sort of places enough that not much of it surprises me any more.
On with the merriment and whatnot.
The Drake is a Lie |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2025
|
Posted - 2013.10.02 06:55:00 -
[2539] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Xercodo wrote:Now how in the hell did I not know this was a thing?!(...). We've been actively left alone/ignored. Which, seeing some of the stuff we've written here, it's been a blessing. Yes...and...also No. *wipes away some not completely colour matching aditional lipstick from Ish's lips*
You *really* liked that part, don't you?
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Bloodhorses
2967
|
Posted - 2013.10.02 16:12:00 -
[2540] - Quote
Yes, you *cencored content is cencored*.
What-A-Waste.
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2031
|
Posted - 2013.10.02 19:19:00 -
[2541] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:Yes, you *cencored content is cencored*. What-A-Waste.
Anyway, it must be said that you as a woman lack the material ability to appreciate some of Ish's nicest features...
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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Bloodhorses
476
|
Posted - 2013.10.02 20:12:00 -
[2542] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Anyway, it must be said that you as a woman lack the material ability to appreciate some of Ish's nicest features...
She has her own............ways.
...if you excuse me.
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Yiole Gionglao
394
|
Posted - 2013.10.02 22:25:00 -
[2543] - Quote
Aeden Macrab counted mentally to five, then he said again:
- Please, can you say OK when the software asks you to authorize the new device?
He was sitting on a chair and Ishtanchuk Fazmarai was before him, seated on the ground. She had tied her hair in a ponytail that fell over her right shoulder, and was wearing a light dress with wire straps and low neck and back lines. The dress both gave her a nice decoletage and exposed all her five capsuleer plugs -and showed how she was not wearing a brasier, as Aeden couldn't miss to notice.
Aeden waited until the MiNINPU displayed a message: "No authorization could be retrieved, please, restart synchronization". Biting a curse before it left his mouth, Aeden surfed the menu and restarted the procedure, then asked Ish to stand still as he placed the MiNINPU's probe on the outer ring of one of her plugs. As the times before, he noticed how hot and smooth was her skin, and distracted himself looking at the pink tadpole-shaped burn on her left shoulder.
The logic behind linking a MiNINPU (Micro Neuronal Interface Network PlUgger) to the extremely low powered network of a slot 5 Implant was that the capsuleer should authorize the MiNINPU to be a part of the network and oversee it, but as usual the device also could be used to mange im simialr entworks betweeen the plugs and other implants and processing areas, and Aeden wans't sure that he was following the appropiate procedure, even less that Ish could even understand what she should do -which anyway, was incomrpehensible and unimaginable to Aeden. He pictured as a deaf man attempting to explain colors to a blind person with music and a broken violin... that is, your average computer expert dealing with end users.
- Again, please... when it asks you somehow to agree to authorize a new device, will you do?
- Don't intend to sounds narky, but, accesing my pad was way easier and i could do it on my own...
- That's because the'yre built to plug in and play. MiNINPUs are specialyzed device.
- Oh, and you aren't a specialist, I understand.
- Yes I am but not in this field... I am a pod interface specialist.
- Well, i don't get anything, is that right?
- No, it i not, you should be...
- My knees are starting to hurt, mind if I stretch my legs a while?
- No...
Ish stood up and started tiwising her hips and torso, making turn the fullness of her skirt. Aeden wondered wether it was accidental that she had turned around and so he could see how her bosom accompanied, slighlty but noticeably, the movements of her skirt. "Large-firm-heavy", thought Aeden and focused back on the MiNINPU. Back to the main menu, he looked for help and noticed an option labeled "pad synchronization".
- Please, stand still... no need to knee down, jsut stand so I can place the probe and try this new sub-menu...
- "New" as in "it just downloaded and installed itself a second ago"? -said Ish, making Yiole and Indah giggle.
- Hmph. Wait for a request and authorize ti, please -her skin, it was so hot... how could such small frame produce so much heat?
"Netwok plugged", announced the MiNINPU.
- Yes! That's it! now it will monitor all activity. I suggest you carrying the MiNINPU with you at least 24 hours, just by your pad, for an instance. This way, we will know wether something is wrong with your implant's software or whatever...
- Won't that record the inforamtion exchanged between her brain and the pad, too?-asked Yiole.
- No, the exact data is not recorded... at least not the brain side. The pad side is encrypted, though.
- Nut you'll be able to access it?
- Well i'll need to, incase the tracking software doesn't finds anything...
- You heared it Ish, no misbehavin' tonight or he'll know -said Yiole, kiddingly.
- I just hope it records how I sleep well and continuously all night -answered Ish. Aeden looked at her face again. Not only her eyes were baggy, but she was obviosuly sad and tired, displaying only occasional bursts of energy. Sleep deprivation was taking a toll on she even to a stranger's eyes, but still she was beautiful... not as much as Indahamwar, though. And then...
- Err, I think I should go back to the laboratories, now... have you thought about it?
- Of course, i'll fly you there -answered Indahmawar.
Yiole wouldn't be flying with them this time and she left Ishtancuk's appartment shortly before Indahmawar and Aeden did. Aeden was rewarded, apparently, with Isk kissing both his cheek before he left, softly pressing her bosom on his chest. Then he followed Indahmawar along the station corridors, and it wasn't until a while later that he noticed that as Indahmawar had to ride the capsule, he would need to find the right ship on his own...
- Err... Indahmawar?
- Yes?
- How will I find the shuttle on my own if you're in a pod?
- Oh, that's easy... I'll ask a people carrier to travel along with the pod, this way you will be riding the same vehicle as I.
- But, then i'll have to board it at a CQ?
- Well, of course. You may wait outside of the CQ while I get into the pod... or maybe don't, if you wish -said Indahamawar, and Aeden gasped. Capsuleer vixens...
*********************************************
- F*ck you, nerd! -shouted the gang leader when his pad ringed an alarm from his tech guy, who was charged with keeping an eye on the Fazmarai case. He had been pestering him with useless gibberish since he took over the case, as if just knowing *where* and *what* was the b*ch up was the next biggest challenge since finding the missing pairs of socks... He transfered his links to a different pad, whose line couldn't reach the "nerd pest", and kept watching TV... |
Bagrat Skalski
Poseidaon
361
|
Posted - 2013.10.04 19:22:00 -
[2544] - Quote
Walking into a bar shouting: Give me something strong, I can't stand the thought of the caldari engineering being so rubbish when doing new marauder projects.
Protect yourself from CONCORD today! Tinfoil hats, quality product. Styled after pirate hats. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
32519
|
Posted - 2013.10.07 03:15:00 -
[2545] - Quote
OOG!
Telegram Sam has announced the new Pod and Pilot Fiction Contest!
Details are here....https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=284381&find=unread
and http://hullabalutions.blogspot.com/2013/10/hellowriters-and-readers-heres-pod-and.html
All you RP writers, get to it!
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2065
|
Posted - 2013.10.07 06:44:00 -
[2546] - Quote
I won't compromise myself, but certainly will give it a shot if possible.
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Liafcipe9000
Frankenmouse Inc
Frankenmouse
11294
|
Posted - 2013.10.07 07:33:00 -
[2547] - Quote
*crashes into the bar, ship in flames, and escapes the cockpit just before the xplosion*
*puts on sunglasses*
Can I have an Indahburger please? oh, and a hard bed in a private room... I need some rest...
*pays 9,001 isk*
This space for rent.
Can we pretend that the hurricanes that I fly are like avatars? |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2082
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 13:21:00 -
[2548] - Quote
*gets into the bar ignoring the crashed ship in flames, turns on TV*
My favorite Caldari hobby, Issue #147
*falls asleep before the second strike and misses the end of the clip*
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2086
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 21:33:00 -
[2549] - Quote
i just wrote a little thingie for the fiction contest...
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=3717769#post3717769
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Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2591
|
Posted - 2013.10.11 00:51:00 -
[2550] - Quote
I'll be fine with a Quafe thank you.
*lounges in a booth while reading over some things*
The Drake is a Lie |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2098
|
Posted - 2013.10.11 20:48:00 -
[2551] - Quote
*siting alone at the Owner's Table, taps furiously on the keyboard of her portable computer, oblivious to her surroundings*
- Mistress Fazmarai? Will you want another bottle of water? -asks Mae, the head waitress
- Yes, yes... water... what...? Oh! I had to be going to the toilet!
*rushes to her appartment and comes back after a couple minutes*
- Here you have it, Mistress Fazmarai -says Mae, placing a bottle of water on the table...
- Thank you... Huh, can you bring me some water...?
- i already did...
- Oh, yes, nevermind then.
*keeps tapping furiously...*
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Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
92610
|
Posted - 2013.10.12 00:19:00 -
[2552] - Quote
*Sneaks over to Ish*
*Looking over her Shoulder*
*Big Grin*
*reaches over and starts pressing buttons, Giggles and runs off*
|
Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2596
|
Posted - 2013.10.12 00:56:00 -
[2553] - Quote
*catches Alice by the wrist*
"Ish looks as busy as it is. Am I gonna have to distract you from distracting her?"
*raised eyebrow*
The Drake is a Lie |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
92618
|
Posted - 2013.10.12 00:59:00 -
[2554] - Quote
Maybe *Rolls eyes*
|
Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2599
|
Posted - 2013.10.12 03:51:00 -
[2555] - Quote
Well then to start I think it's be best we leave the bar so the temptation is no longer there.
What sort of fun distracting things do you think we could do?...
The Drake is a Lie |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
92771
|
Posted - 2013.10.12 14:38:00 -
[2556] - Quote
Erm....
*Looks around the room*
*Suddenly Kicks Xercodo in the shin and runs*
|
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Bloodhorses
492
|
Posted - 2013.10.12 15:07:00 -
[2557] - Quote
*suddenly alcoholic matter appears through nasal passage while watching the scene*
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Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2603
|
Posted - 2013.10.12 21:25:00 -
[2558] - Quote
haha What? I gave her the choice of what to do.
Not my fault she couldn't think of anything better haha
The Drake is a Lie |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2106
|
Posted - 2013.10.13 08:02:00 -
[2559] - Quote
Xercodo wrote:haha What? I gave her the choice of what to do.
Not my fault she couldn't think of anything better haha
Alice is our Queen of Likes, did you like her?
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Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2607
|
Posted - 2013.10.13 08:43:00 -
[2560] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Xercodo wrote:haha What? I gave her the choice of what to do.
Not my fault she couldn't think of anything better haha Alice is our Queen of Likes, did you like her?
1) yes I know
2) I probably have several times in the past
I could go add a dozen or so on for her though hehe
I just don't wanna come off as creepy hah
The Drake is a Lie |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
92936
|
Posted - 2013.10.13 11:06:00 -
[2561] - Quote
All Must Like Me ^_^
*Runs over and Hugs Ish from Behind*
|
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2124
|
Posted - 2013.10.13 16:23:00 -
[2562] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:All Must Like Me ^_^
*Runs over and Hugs Ish from Behind*
*Ish furiously types: "The stalker silently creeped behikjriaerwfd"*
Yikes! You frightened me, Alice!
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Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2622
|
Posted - 2013.10.13 20:35:00 -
[2563] - Quote
*checks notifications*
Yup, I guess this means now I have to.
But really I was expecting this to happen, not from 3 people at once mind you, but still was expecting it.
Gonna have to one up it then haha
The Drake is a Lie |
Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2622
|
Posted - 2013.10.13 20:38:00 -
[2564] - Quote
Also the point remains that Alice should probably be kept away from Ish while she's writing haha
The Drake is a Lie |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
93019
|
Posted - 2013.10.13 21:03:00 -
[2565] - Quote
Ish, What happened to the Nutella Competition?
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Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2627
|
Posted - 2013.10.13 21:16:00 -
[2566] - Quote
Okay I went as far back as page 100, that should be good for now haha.
The Drake is a Lie |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2134
|
Posted - 2013.10.13 21:38:00 -
[2567] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Ish, What happened to the Nutella Competition?
There were some RL issues preventing Random to write your fight against Laudenum, so we bypassed the issue with a secondary plot on the ring being unusable. The latest was that the ring was usable again and maybe at some point Random may write up the fight, although RL keeps interfering and on top he's busy with the fiction contest.
Actually I'm busy too and Ish's storyline is kind of halted at the moment, we're coming close to a turning point (may take a couple segments) but I am channeling my energies towards the fiction contest...
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
33210
|
Posted - 2013.10.14 13:51:00 -
[2568] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:Ish, What happened to the Nutella Competition?
Last I saw, both you and Laud were exhausted to the point that not even Rock/Paper/Scissors was viable. IF you are awake enough, I can cattle prod Laud for the match between the two of you.
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Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
93305
|
Posted - 2013.10.15 03:20:00 -
[2569] - Quote
You're Busy Random, We can wait longer till you're ready ^_^
|
Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2633
|
Posted - 2013.10.15 05:15:00 -
[2570] - Quote
Bright blond and meanacing today eh Alice?
I really should consider writting a piece for that contest. Hmmm
The Drake is a Lie |
raven666wings
Cyber Chaos Crew
213
|
Posted - 2013.10.15 12:14:00 -
[2571] - Quote
Oh hai guyz!!! Whats goin on in here?!!!
Dayum.. nice joint you got here auntie Ish... hows business working out for ya?
*buys a bottle of Santana champ and chills on the couch smoking a pipe and sippin' with teh girlz |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2156
|
Posted - 2013.10.15 17:13:00 -
[2572] - Quote
"looking for inspiration, Ishtanchuk Fazmarai browses random TV channels*
Houm, looks like our CCP overlords are recruiting pilots: our favorite candidate so far!
Impressive feat without even leaving the parking!
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
1783
|
Posted - 2013.10.15 18:53:00 -
[2573] - Quote
Alright, the writing gears are in full motion. Write like there's no tomorrow! |
Yiole Gionglao
408
|
Posted - 2013.10.15 20:21:00 -
[2574] - Quote
In the dark bedroom, Yiole Gionglao lights one of the ancillary lightspots and reads a message just arrived to her pad. She drops the pad by the bed and climbs on Random, her legs spread and her knees soflty pressing on Random's sides, waiting for him to react, but he keeps sleeping... apparently? Slowly and carefully, Yiole begins scratching Random's chest, soflty, then she kisses his nipples while looking at him with mischievous eyes. Random opens his eyes and asks:
"So what's here? What hour is it?"
"Have you ever had sex with a beauty queen, Mr. McNally?"
"Huh... no that I know..."
"Then let me introduce to you Ms. Yiole Gionglao, proud winner of the beauty contest at EVE-Hispano, in the year YC 115"
"You won? Congratulations!"
"Now, answer, are you sure you never...?"
"I am certain and feel ashamed. Maybe there's some way to fix that?"
Rather than answer, Yiole kissed Randoms' lips, softly first and then with growing pressure, and ended biting his lower lip. Random gasped and answered to her kiss, slowly caressing her sides down to the waist and her hips. Yiole moved forward until her bossom was right before Random's face and he kissed the bounty offered to him, slowly shifting sides as he felt an appropiate response. Yiole raised her hips and slipped her hand back and well beyond the hips, checking wether everything was ready, and Random moaned louder when her fingernails caressed him softly. Yiole smiled and moved back, sliding on his chest and stomach while aiming carefully her busy hand. Random grabbed her hips and pushed her against him, and now it was Yiole who moaned. She started rocking her hips back and forth and slowly started getting up, changing her position until she was moving her hips up and down. Random kept grabbing her strongly, trying to set a pace, but he knew that Yiole wouldn't just let him have it his way, not in that position. Breathing heavily, avidly looking at Random's blissful face as she alternated pace, slower and faster, Yiole pressed Random back when he tried to get up too, and eventully she arched her back and started rocking her hips faster... and faster... and faster...
A little while later, Yiole rested her chin on Random's shoulder, tightly embracing him and hearing how he regained his breath as he bited her earlobe playfully, and then a silly thought crossed her mind. Of the three women at Ishtanchuk's little gangrise, all three had competed to be elected beauty queens at one time or another; but of them three, right the one which was arguably the most beautiful, Indahmawar, had lost her contest in YC , whereas Yiole, who had joined the YC 115 contest as a joke, had won. Life was so full of surprises... |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2160
|
Posted - 2013.10.15 20:35:00 -
[2575] - Quote
*Ishtanchuk Fazmarai is trying to phone Yiole Gionglao to congratualte her for her victory, but he line displays a "do not disturb" message*
So typical... first she doesn't asks for any advice nor any tips, then she doesn't tells noone until the latest possible time, and now she won't pick up the phone... and better don't ask what she may be doing.
*Before going back to her writing, Ishtanchuk fondly browses the image gallery from when she won her contest...*
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Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2849
|
Posted - 2013.10.17 08:28:00 -
[2576] - Quote
*Stretches and downs the last of a Quafe that's been sitting beside him for the past hour an a half, checking the word count*
839, not bad.
*Gets up to leave, satisfied with the first significant effort at fiction writing in the last 3 or more years, eager to add plenty more in the coming days*
The Drake is a Lie |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2550
|
Posted - 2013.10.18 09:20:00 -
[2577] - Quote
*grabs her Garfield mug, grabs popcorn, grabs remote and hits "play"*
Today's Featured film: Gravity
Huh... I kind of expected to see George Clooney in his undies...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
34567
|
Posted - 2013.10.21 16:08:00 -
[2578] - Quote
Random turned and smiled at the sleeping Yiole. She laid buried deep in the heavy covers of the bed, a faint smile upon her face and her close cropped hair askew. Random had awoke to the call of nature but the energy expenditure of the last evening caused his stomach to rumble. He quietly slipped into a pair of shorts and silently moved into the hall leading to the bar proper.
The bar was unusually quiet. There were a few patrons in various stages of inebriation but the general din was muted. GÇ£I guess everyone is sleeping it off.GÇ¥ Thought Random, looking around the room. He walked up to the bar where Succus was polishing the already gleaming surface. Succus cast a jovial eye towards Random and with a broad smile asked, GÇ£Breakfast for you, Mr. McNally?GÇ¥
GÇ£Yes, please Succus.GÇ¥ Random croaked, conscious of his dry throat and just how exhausted he felt. GÇ£Two, actually.GÇ¥ He paused as if to consider what actually sounded good. Succus took the opportunity to set a steaming cup of coffee on the bar surface and Random broke contemplation to give Succus an appreciative nod and a salute with the cup. The coffee burned as he sipped it but a sigh slipped out that brightened the smiling bartenderGÇÖs grin.
GÇ£Two steaks, please. Rare. Plenty of fresh fruit, coffee, juice and yogurt.GÇ¥ He said, taking another sip of the coffee. GÇ£And a couple of small pastries.GÇ¥ He concluded his list with a more generous sip of coffee and nearly moaned.
GÇ£Hungry today, eh?GÇ¥ Succus said, smiling and programming the order into the screen behind the bar. GÇ£Twinkle was mentioning that the video unit may have been left on in your room last night. He said it sounded like quite a ruckus was taking place.GÇ¥ Succus winked as he leaned in close. GÇ£The boy offered to go in and shut the Vid off but I felt it was not his place.GÇ¥ The bartender stood up, his beaming smile turning more professional and said GÇ£Our customers pay handsomely for space in the bar. It is their prerogative whether they wish to leave their Holovids at high volume or not.GÇ¥ As the food began arriving, he turned back to Random and beamed him that knowing smile again. GÇ£All I had to do was turn the privacy dampers up a bit more.GÇ¥
Random returned a sheepish smile to the bartender and as he inserted the credstick, he made sure to leave an ample tip. He gingerly picked up the trays and carefully strolled back to his room, certain that his beauty queen would also be famished.
Twinkle stepped up next to Succus behind the bar, watching Random return to his room. He cocked his head in a bird-like motion and looked at the sturdy bartender. GÇ£What did he want?GÇ¥ Twinkle asked.
GÇ£Was just here ordering breakfast for himself and his lady friend.GÇ¥ Succus responded, wiping perceived stains from the bar surface. GÇ£Did you enjoy your evening off, Twinkle?GÇ¥
GÇ£Yes, very much.GÇ¥ The unusual lad responded. GÇ£Thank you for the time away.GÇ¥ He seemed to add as an afterthought.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Pod and Pilot Fiction Contest!! http://hullabalutions.blogspot.com/2013/10/hellowriters-and-readers-heres-pod-and.html
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com |
Mizhir
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
39682
|
Posted - 2013.10.21 17:39:00 -
[2579] - Quote
Miz finds Indah's appartment and knocks on the door. The door opens and Indah is chocked to see Miz there. Miz smiles and says:
"What? Just because I am female doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy some massage. The harmless cuddling is optional though."
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2553
|
Posted - 2013.10.21 20:09:00 -
[2580] - Quote
Mizhir is laid down on a stretcher at Indahmawar's appartment. She's nude but for a towel covering her hips and Indahmawar is massaging her back and neck.
"You're quite muscular for a girl", she says
"Hu....?", mumbles Miz, deeply relaxed as Indahmawar's hands skilfully massage her. Mizhir can smell the light herbal scent of the massaging oil being applied to her back, and a fuzzy warm gets deep under her skin.
Indahmawar then starts massaging Mizhir's arms, flexing them and covering them with oil. She's wearing a sleeveless gown and moves nimbly around the stretcher as she starts massaging Mizhir's legs. Mizhir doesn't reacts as Indahmawar removes the towel to reach the upper end of Miz's thighs.
"Oh, that's seriously muscular too... and it's the only part of you that looks rounded femininely"
"Yes, i know, i'm not one of those curvy beauties like Isthanchuk or Yiole. But some men would die for that ass"
"Like Random McNally?"
"Why Random?"
"Didn't you and him had something after the strip Calvinball game?"
Mizhir clenches her back and Indahmawar says:
"Shh, just relax... I am just curious..."
"Curious?"
"How is he? Random, I mean..."
"How is, how?"
"Making love..."
Mizhir blushes and rolls on the stretcher to stand on her side.
"That... that's no... I don't want to talk about that"
"Oh, I apologyze, that's not my business"
"No, no... just I don't feel comfortable talking about the matter"
"From what Yiole says, he's quite tender and patient...", whispers Indahmawar, then she says: "Anyway, do you want to finish the massage? Please, lay down..."
Mizhir does, but for a moment she doubts wether to put on the towel again. Then she just lets Indahmawar do as she climb on the stretcher and her massage becomes more invigorating, stretching all the muscles that were relaxed, then relaxing them back. As Miz relaxes she wonders what effect could have Indah's skills on a man, as she recalls the touch of Randoms' loving hands, caressing her delicately and making her body ready...
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2256
|
Posted - 2013.10.22 21:35:00 -
[2581] - Quote
*Ishtanchuk Fazmarai hits "send" and her work is submitted to the contest, at the main cathegory: 8,000 suns of New Eden*
At last! I wish I had had 1,000 words more, but as currently I am more prone to set it ablaze than to keep editing it, there it goes as is now, 4 structures, 3 drafts, 3 partial rewritings and ohmyfuckingodhowmany editions later...
Starring someone you may be familiar with if you've been following this thread and including a guest appearence from a friend, it's a story about a boy soldier, his army, and Zoe.
"And Zoe"
*Ishtanchuk Fazmarai locks her computer and starts juggling concepts, ideas and plots for a new story...*
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Bloodhorses
2986
|
Posted - 2013.10.24 13:21:00 -
[2582] - Quote
I liiike!
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
21801
|
Posted - 2013.10.25 14:14:00 -
[2583] - Quote
So I finally got my doctor at my cloning facility to 'enhance' me a little bit. I was having a bit of trouble filling out this new white tee-shirt. But now I think the shirt looks fantastic on me.
Oh how about new pics to see how he did.
http://imgur.com/a/RwJsh |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2260
|
Posted - 2013.10.25 14:17:00 -
[2584] - Quote
Easy goes what easy comes!
Yet another story submission, this time quite easy as the plot is simple and I've had plenty of room to develop it (2,790 words). Two drafts, revision and done. As it deals with a real player's fake biography, I've submitted it as a "A Day in the Life" story.
Walking a thin line
Won't give any detail... just will tease you saying that you're up to a shocker about Yiole.
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2260
|
Posted - 2013.10.25 14:20:00 -
[2585] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:So I finally got my doctor at my cloning facility to 'enhance' me a little bit. I was having a bit of trouble filling out this new white tee-shirt. But now I think the shirt looks fantastic on me. Oh how about new pics to see how he did. http://imgur.com/a/RwJsh
Nice work, Kate. Quite beautiful and well done.
(Just missing a before/after composite)
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Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
21835
|
Posted - 2013.10.25 15:08:00 -
[2586] - Quote
I dug up some before pics and compiled the best before and after I could
http://imgur.com/a/whLZo |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
35547
|
Posted - 2013.10.25 15:09:00 -
[2587] - Quote
Just FYI, I am in first draft of the wrestling match between Laudenum and Alice. I've decided to use it as a submission for the Pod and Pilot contest so I will provide a link to the story when it is complete.
Oh, this hit me like a kilo of bricks!
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Pod and Pilot Fiction Contest!! http://hullabalutions.blogspot.com/2013/10/hellowriters-and-readers-heres-pod-and.html
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2265
|
Posted - 2013.10.25 16:35:00 -
[2588] - Quote
Great improvement has been achieved.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Mizhir
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
40503
|
Posted - 2013.10.25 17:06:00 -
[2589] - Quote
Speaking of boob amplifiers: https://image.eveonline.com/Character/90913251_1024.jpg
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
21895
|
Posted - 2013.10.25 17:44:00 -
[2590] - Quote
I think something went wrong with the cloning process. |
Lailyana Enaka
Alternate Way of Life
27
|
Posted - 2013.10.25 21:47:00 -
[2591] - Quote
*walks into bar looks around and heads to the bar*
"ill have a whiskey please" |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2273
|
Posted - 2013.10.25 22:26:00 -
[2592] - Quote
*Succus serves the new customer from the bottle labeled ~A Whiskey~*
Here you have it. We don't accept returns if you don't like it, though.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Bischopt
Arbitrary Repossession
300
|
Posted - 2013.10.25 23:09:00 -
[2593] - Quote
*walks into the bar drunk, sees plastic boobs (D:<) and starts throwing bar stools around while singing christmas carols in an unnecessarily aggressive tone*
Nice abs tho. |
Commissar Kate
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
22165
|
Posted - 2013.10.25 23:19:00 -
[2594] - Quote
Bischopt wrote:*walks into the bar drunk, sees plastic boobs (D:<) and starts throwing bar stools around while singing christmas carols in an unnecessarily aggressive tone* Nice abs tho.
It's ok, mine are real. You can feel them if you want. |
Bischopt
Arbitrary Repossession
301
|
Posted - 2013.10.25 23:29:00 -
[2595] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Bischopt wrote:*walks into the bar drunk, sees plastic boobs (D:<) and starts throwing bar stools around while singing christmas carols in an unnecessarily aggressive tone* Nice abs tho. It's ok, mine are real. You can feel them if you want.
*is not sure whether the boob touching is supposed to clarify the authenticity or cause pleasure*
*has emotional problems*
*touch*
*orders a double vodka* |
Lailyana Enaka
Alternate Way of Life
29
|
Posted - 2013.10.26 00:42:00 -
[2596] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:*Succus serves the new customer from the bottle labeled ~A Whiskey~*
Here you have it. We don't accept returns if you don't like it, though.
*takes a long swig of the bottle*
"After the week I have had any whiskey is good whiskey, when did this establishment open up?" |
Betty Bly
State War Academy
Caldari State
1241
|
Posted - 2013.10.26 02:18:00 -
[2597] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:So I finally got my doctor at my cloning facility to 'enhance' me a little bit. I was having a bit of trouble filling out this new white tee-shirt. But now I think the shirt looks fantastic on me. Oh how about new pics to see how he did. http://imgur.com/a/RwJsh
I think this covers it.
"The dead know only one thing: It is better to be alive." |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
169
|
Posted - 2013.10.26 03:18:00 -
[2598] - Quote
I'm still trying to find the stamp that says "inflate to 35psi" on mine.
WTB breast reduction. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2277
|
Posted - 2013.10.26 07:50:00 -
[2599] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:I'm still trying to find the stamp that says "inflate to 35psi" on mine.
WTB breast reduction.
*Succus looks appreciatively at Laudenum Hayes, her boots, her skirt, her white shirt, her ponytail, and her impressive bosom*
"Miss Hayes, you are quite atractive today. The pleasure of seeing you is only increased by the surprise of discovering what a beautiful woman was concealed under the rugged spacefarer"
*Ishtanchuk Fazmarai raises her head from the computer screen and looks at Laudenum Hayes*
"Quite womanly. But I would suggest doing something with that lightning, as it doesn't suits you well"
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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Bloodhorses
2989
|
Posted - 2013.10.26 09:30:00 -
[2600] - Quote
Being in abscence for quite some while, Zoe enters through the bars front door along with Chloe and...one, two, three...nine...twelve...FIFTEEN! other members of the bloodhorse tribe. The croud is filling up the place with chattering and laughters as they begin to form up in front of the bars backside wall. Zoe places a camera on a tripod, hits the autotimer and rushes in the middle of the girls.
"Attention now everyone, look in the camera and say cheeeeeeese!"
"why's this thing taking so loo... *chhhpooofff!*
-Kaltana group portrait with horse-
After the shoot, all the girls start spreading all over the place for the normal madness routines.
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
255
|
Posted - 2013.10.26 09:45:00 -
[2601] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:Being in abscence for quite some while, Zoe enters through the bars front door along with Chloe and...one, two, three...nine...twelve...FIFTEEN! other members of the bloodhorse tribe. The croud is filling up the place with chattering and laughters as they begin to form up in front of the bars backside wall. Zoe places a camera on a tripod, hits the autotimer and rushes in the middle of the girls. "Attention now everyone, look in the camera and say cheeeeeeese!" "why's this thing taking so loo... *chhhpooofff!* -Kaltana group portrait with horse-After the shoot, the girls start spreading all over the place for the normal madness routines.
Kheily ninjaloots the picture and photoshops some nametags on it.
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
www.my-eve.com/corporation/Kaltana%20Industries |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2277
|
Posted - 2013.10.26 09:49:00 -
[2602] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:Being in abscence for quite some while, Zoe enters through the bars front door along with Chloe and...one, two, three...nine...twelve...FIFTEEN! other members of the bloodhorse tribe. The croud is filling up the place with chattering and laughters as they begin to form up in front of the bars backside wall. Zoe places a camera on a tripod, hits the autotimer and rushes in the middle of the girls. "Attention now everyone, look in the camera and say cheeeeeeese!" "why's this thing taking so loo... *chhhpooofff!* -Kaltana group portrait with horse-After the shoot, the girls start spreading all over the place for the normal madness routines.
Oh my God, 17 Kaltanas... I think Succus is about to consider the possibility of raising an eyebrow.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
95488
|
Posted - 2013.10.26 14:13:00 -
[2603] - Quote
*Skips in*
*Waves at Succus*
You know what I want
Notices Kaltana group *GLOMP OVERLOAD*
|
Mizhir
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
40993
|
Posted - 2013.10.26 23:39:00 -
[2604] - Quote
*Miz walks in and notice the high amount of Kaltanas. Then mutters for herself:
"Damn blobs. No way to get a good 1 on 1 here tonight"
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
95686
|
Posted - 2013.10.27 00:27:00 -
[2605] - Quote
*Returns to the Bar*
Strong Drink.
Today has been one of those days...
|
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
8984
|
Posted - 2013.10.27 01:11:00 -
[2606] - Quote
Yo! Bar keep!
Tanq & Tonic...
Go ahead... Get your-áWham on!!! |
Mizhir
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
41167
|
Posted - 2013.10.27 18:51:00 -
[2607] - Quote
*Miz rushes into the bar.
"Time to pop some champagne and celebrate the release of my pvp video"
We will never forget you Saede!
I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
36665
|
Posted - 2013.10.29 11:26:00 -
[2608] - Quote
The long awaited Nutella battle is now posted as a Pod and Pilot submission. It is located at https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=291077&find=unread
Hope you enjoy it!
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Pod and Pilot Fiction Contest!! http://hullabalutions.blogspot.com/2013/10/hellowriters-and-readers-heres-pod-and.html
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2323
|
Posted - 2013.10.29 11:51:00 -
[2609] - Quote
*Ishtanchuk Fazmarai surrounds Random's shoulders with her arm and almost plants a kiss on his bald, yet then she reminds those are Yiole's premises and the kiss eventually lands on Random's cheek*
Very well done, Random. I guess that now some will be wondering wth is the thing with Nutella wrestling...
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
36666
|
Posted - 2013.10.29 11:54:00 -
[2610] - Quote
Now, we'll just need the details for the final match. And who is writing it. And who wins....
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Pod and Pilot Fiction Contest!! http://hullabalutions.blogspot.com/2013/10/hellowriters-and-readers-heres-pod-and.html
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com |
Cathy Okagima
Okagima Corporation
4
|
Posted - 2013.10.30 08:24:00 -
[2611] - Quote
*Having heard great things Cathy enters The Greater Fool Bar for the first time, she makes her way to the bar and settles herself on a stool.
"Amaretto on the rocks and four bottles of Rum to share with all. pretty please" |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
175
|
Posted - 2013.10.30 16:21:00 -
[2612] - Quote
The front door to the bar opened and a tall statuesque woman strolled in. A few of the long time patrons were barely able to recognize her as Laudenum Hayes. Gone were the cargo work pants, vest and boots. She wore a tight black leather skirt, a tight white shirt and high heeled boots. Her hair was pulled back, not in its customary braids, but brushed and gleaming into a full red ponytail. She stopped and looked around the bar, noting the Kaltana brigade and waving. She held up one finger in a GÇÿIGÇÖll be right thereGÇÖ motion, turned back to the bar and smiled a wicked little smile.
She walked slowly to the bar, conscious to the looks she was receiving but giving no indication. Her eyes were locked upon the bar, and in particular, one of the persons behind the bar. It was the predatory look of a hungry cat, with the Cheshire smile of knowing the meal will soon be consumed.
Both Twinkle and Succus stood behind the bar. Succus in his customary way, constantly wiped any surface that may have any sort of contaminant. He glanced a look up and noted the makeover change. A hint of a smile crossed his face and he said, GÇ£Good afternoon, Ms. Hayes. What may I get for you?GÇ¥
LaudenumGÇÖs look had never left Twinkle, and that look paralyzed him. He stood, mouth slightly agape still holding the Amaretto on the rocks for the other patron standing at the bar. LaudGÇÖs predatory grin grew slightly and in a sultry tone said, GÇ£I would love something cool to drink. IGÇÖm feeling a little warm.GÇ¥
Twinkle dropped the tumbler of Amaretto.
Succus, with a disapproving look, quickly poured a new glass and pulled a chilled bottle from the cooler at his knee. He handed the tumbler to the young woman and handed the bottle to Laudenum.
Laudenum turned to look at the young woman and in a bright tone said GÇ£Hi, I donGÇÖt recognize you. Are you new here?GÇ¥
GÇ£Yes, my name is Cathy.GÇ¥ she said holding out her hand. GÇ£IGÇÖve heard of the bar only recently and thought IGÇÖd check it out.GÇ¥
GÇ£My name is Laudenum and it is a pleasure to meet you.GÇ¥ she said, shaking hands with the newcomer. She handed Succus her cred stick and said GÇ£I have this.GÇ¥ She indicated the Amaretto, the bottles of Rum and her own frosted bottle. She turned back to Cathy and said GÇ£I have some friends that you absolutely have to meet.GÇ¥
Laudenum helped Cathy pick up the assorted bottles and looked at Twinkle. He stood transfixed. He hardly moved. Laudenum took a moment to slowly, and very obviously, look him up and down, biting on her lower lip as she did. As she finished her visual assessment, she smiled and winked and led Cathy to the Kaltana hoard. |
Cathy Okagima
Okagima Corporation
7
|
Posted - 2013.10.30 17:03:00 -
[2613] - Quote
*Cathy was pleased to have another companion in this wonderful establishment and quickly joined in with all the revelry that was to be had not to mention the drink.
"Thanks Laudenum Hayes its an absolute pleasure to make your acquaintance and that of your friends."
*And smiling with pleasure she beckoned for more drinks. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2555
|
Posted - 2013.10.30 19:27:00 -
[2614] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai rushes downstairs and quickly grabs the remote for the main screen and switches channel*
"People, you just must see this! That's our CCP overlords in action at their super-secret Secret Base!"
*looks around as jaws drop, palms reach to faces and eyes roll*
"Huh, hello Laude. You look pretty today..."
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Eliana Eros
Priano Trans-Stellar State Services
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
12528
|
Posted - 2013.10.30 19:55:00 -
[2615] - Quote
*Eliana Eros stands outside the bar with hand raised towards the handle, but hesitates to touch it. Fear, of what may lay inside weighs heavily upon her shoulders. Her background does not make allowances to consort with those reputed to reside in here.
Raised to look upon other bloodlines as inferior, and to isolate herself from those that do not walk the same path. Always striving to impress her parentage.
However, on a whim Eliana Eros decided to take the advice of an Caldari associate of renown, and attempt to live up to her surname. After an entire life of subjecting, and acting as one of the Avenging Angels, forgoing the need for sight, instead relying on her faith to guide her through any number of scenarios. The thought of seeking...companionship not based on blood, belief, or skill leaves an numbing feeling in her outstretched hand.
Eliana Eros can vaguely make out the laughter that springs forth from behind the door and feel the heat that radiates from the door. Its the laughter that is her undoing. She has never known a feeling other than desire.
Slowly, as if sudden moments would draw attention to her, she lowers her outstretched hand and turns on her heels to walk back through the alley from which she used to arrive. Next time, she thinks next time.
LAGL Updated 9/25/13
Ze Goggles
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Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2899
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Posted - 2013.10.30 22:27:00 -
[2616] - Quote
Xercodo sits on a sofa, simply taking in the ambiance of the establishment, taking occasional swigs of Quafe. As a non-drinker he found it best to leave most others to themselves so as not to get involved in anything he'd regret later, sober or not. He was content with not really talking with anyone unless spoken to first and just soaking in the energy of the social environment while he thought to himself about the day and the near future.
But while in one of these half-trances his eyes grow slightly wider with a realization. With a grin sliding on to his face he gets up, Quafe in hand. He walks over to Ish, tapping her on the shoulder trying to hide the grin under a more casual face.
"Hey Ish, I've been meaning to ask you, you wouldn't happen to know anything about the Sani Sabik would you?"
The Drake is a Lie |
Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
4252
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Posted - 2013.10.30 23:38:00 -
[2617] - Quote
Wow, 131 Pages !
Awesome work ! :D
Aaand goodbye, I just jumped through. ^_^ |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2362
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Posted - 2013.10.31 09:03:00 -
[2618] - Quote
Xercodo wrote:Xercodo sits on a sofa, simply taking in the ambiance of the establishment, taking occasional swigs of Quafe. As a non-drinker he found it best to leave most others to themselves so as not to get involved in anything he'd regret later, sober or not. He was content with not really talking with anyone unless spoken to first and just soaking in the energy of the social environment while he thought to himself about the day and the near future.
But while in one of these half-trances his eyes grow slightly wider with a realization. With a grin sliding on to his face he gets up, Quafe in hand. He walks over to Ish, tapping her on the shoulder trying to hide the grin under a more casual face.
"Hey Ish, I've been meaning to ask you, you wouldn't happen to know anything about the Sani Sabik would you?"
*Ishtanchuk Fazmarai turns around and faces Xercodo*
"The Sani Sabik? What do you want to know about them? Maybe you feel you could be a Savant?", answers Ish, with a bemused grin.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
257
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Posted - 2013.10.31 09:22:00 -
[2619] - Quote
Kheily looks up from her datapad and notices Ish's activated Tracking Computer II and Invulnerability Field II.
Kheily also notices her absolutely adorable new appearance.
Kheily bites her lower lip and turns her head back down into her datapad.
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=236043&find=unread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
http://i.imgur.com/mufDw3B.png |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
177
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Posted - 2013.10.31 16:12:00 -
[2620] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
"Huh, hello Laude. You look pretty today..."
*blush*
"Thank you, Indah, but not nearly as pretty as you."
Laud walks slowly over to the music player, inserts her cred stick and, with occasional glances to the bar, makes her selection.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt8mNt94xJU&list=PL70A37B861341733C begins to play and Laud steps back and begins a slow sensual dance drawing the eyes and a few participants to the dance floor. She looks behind the bar at Twinkle and gives him a look of intense heat. She turns to continue her dance, her body fluid and sensual.
A glass tumbler is heard breaking behind the bar. |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Bloodhorses
2991
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Posted - 2013.10.31 21:36:00 -
[2621] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
"Huh, hello Laude. You look pretty today..."
*blush* "Thank you, Indah, but not nearly as pretty as you." Laud walks slowly over to the music player, inserts her cred stick and, with occasional glances to the bar, makes her selection. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt8mNt94xJU&list=PL70A37B861341733C begins to play and Laud steps back and begins a slow sensual dance drawing the eyes and a few participants to the dance floor. She looks behind the bar at Twinkle and gives him a look of intense heat. She turns to continue her dance, her body fluid and sensual. A glass tumbler is heard breaking behind the bar.
Zoe and a couple of other Kaltanas join Laude in her dance.
Grouping around her sensually, Laude's white clothing clearly pops out next to the black dressed Kaltanas.
...also more breaking glass sounds appears from the bar's direction.
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=236043&find=unread
The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe:
http://i.imgur.com/mufDw3B.png |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2374
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Posted - 2013.10.31 23:12:00 -
[2622] - Quote
Succus suggests Twinkle to go have a rest at his room as he mentions something about "depleting stocks of glasses". Appalled, Twinkle leaves from behind the bar and walks to the door, and from there he looks back like a stray puppy alone in the streets in a cold windy day as it starts to rain and his eyes are very sad and it's about to cry because a truck rolled over his mom as violins played and it was all in black and white. All, with a tilted head.
Then Twinkle turns around and crosses the street, to the hired rooms at the apartments building in front of the bar.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
96052
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Posted - 2013.10.31 23:33:00 -
[2623] - Quote
*Sit down pulls out Data pad and starts working on a Party plan including Cake designs for my 100k party*
*Reaches over to her mug to take a drink, notices its empty*
Oh for goose sake
*Makes Eye contact with Succus, Holding her mug in the air*
|
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
179
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Posted - 2013.11.01 14:18:00 -
[2624] - Quote
Laudenum dances over to the table with Alice Saki and grabs the coffee cup from her hands. Alice momentarily glowers but Laud turns and tosses the coffee cup to Succus behind the bar. With either inhuman, or superhuman ability, Succus grabs the cup from mid air.
Laud reaches down and pulls Alice up from the table and pulls her to the dance floor to join them.
It is becoming obvious that the male patrons of the bar are starting to take notice.
There may even be a slapped face or two. |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
96265
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Posted - 2013.11.01 20:00:00 -
[2625] - Quote
Waaaaaaaa!
Oh Ok.... *Let's herself be dragged*
*Sticks her tongue out at the staring patrons*
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Mizhir
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
42111
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Posted - 2013.11.01 20:41:00 -
[2626] - Quote
*Miz enters the bar a goes straight for Succus at the bar.
"I need something strong for the headache."
"I thought you were out in deep wormhole space."
"Yeah I was that 15 minutes ago but got podded. Hence the headache."
Succus is about to grab a bottle of whiskey when Miz interrupts him
"Nono not that. Something stronger"
"As the lady wishes" Succus goes to the backroom, returns with a black bottle and pours a drink for Miz. She empties the glass and asks for one more:
"Thats better. The only thing I dislike about dying is the freaking headache" Miz grabs the bottle and asks Succus to bill it on her account. She takes a breif look at the dancing gingers and then finds a sofa to crash where she enjoys the company of the bottle.
My first pvp video: If I Survive - RR Vexors |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2389
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Posted - 2013.11.02 21:54:00 -
[2627] - Quote
Alone in his hired room, Twinkle takes and old battered datapad and turns it on, then he borwses the content until he finds a picture. The picture shows a young redhead woman, posing for the photographer by two bicycles loaned on a fence. The woman is of average height, beautiful and voluptuous, but she's got ugly grayish eyes. Twinkle stares at the picture for a few minutes, struggling with his wrecked memory. Then he loads another picture of the same woman and stares at it for some minutes more. Then another, and another...
He ponders what to do as he thinks of Laudenum Hayes and her sensual dance. Maybe that was an invitation? The bar doesn't lacks beautiful women, and Twinkle has appreciated them all at one time or another. The crazy redhead, Alice Saki. The tomboyish muscular Verokhior, Mizhir. The impressive Achura, Yiole Gionglao. The Khanid cutie, miss Indahmawar. And the untouchable Khanid hotness herself, mistress Ishtanchuk. Plus the waitresses. And the Kaltana tribe, which always tried to puzzle him and Succus in their attempts to spread nudity and chaos. And the blonde Kaltanas, Monica and Maria, his coworkers, the only ones with which he has had something that could be considered sex, in a weird episode at the storeroom.
Twinkle looks at the last picture in the datapad, the same redhead woman whith a vague ressemblance to Laudenum Hayes. Amalia Tinkat, older sister of Zoe, his lost love from when he was a member of a child mercenary army, the Baby Janes. Zoe was KIA and some years later Twinkle killed Amalia without knowing who she was. Making a resolution, Twinkle shuts off the datapad, stores it back in a safe and goes to the Bar.
The dancing goup of ladies has grown, but Laudenum's fiery ponytail is unmistakeable. Twinkle looks at Succus and waves at him asking for a break, then he approaches the girls and stands before Ludneum Hayes. She looks back at him, still dancing, and Twinkle tilts his head and says:
"Hi, miss Hayes... err... Laude... Aren't you thirsty? Maybe we could seat, have a drink and talk about some matters..."
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
182
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Posted - 2013.11.04 03:36:00 -
[2628] - Quote
Laudenum continues dancing but turns her attention to Twinkle. She holds his eye for just a bit, not quite long enough to be "uncomfortable". With a broad radiant grin, she shouts to the collective dancing women behind her.
"Carry on without me ladies! I might be busy for a while."
She walks up to him, warm and glistening from the exertion of dancing, and stands. When he fumbles, she gently takes his arm and wraps hers around it. She leads him to a quieter area of the bar and allows him to seat her. When he seats himself, she smiles and says is a sultry voice, "So, whats on your mind?" |
Reverend Cletis
Synister Mynisters
91
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Posted - 2013.11.04 03:45:00 -
[2629] - Quote
Walks into the bar carrying a paper wrapped package about a meter long.
He goes to the bartender and inquires, "I am looking for a noblewoman. Indahmawar Fazmarai, by name."
The bartender looks at the package and says that "Ms. Fazmarai is currently unavailable."
The man sighs and asks, "Would you do me the kindness of giving her this." and he hands the package to the bartender.
"I will try to call upon her again at a later time." He turns and surveys the bar, noting the mix of people and walks out.
The bartender notices a strong pleasant odor from the package and when opening it, he see violet flowers, a rare and expensive Khanid breed.
When the tall thin man leaves from view, he calls back to Ms. Fazmarai. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2421
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Posted - 2013.11.04 20:44:00 -
[2630] - Quote
*Smells the bouquet*
"Houm, Janji Cinta violets, fresh from last night... that's an extravagant gift from an unknown man."
"You don't know him, mistress Fazmarai?"
"No, I don't know him", says Ishtanchuk. Then she smirks and adds: "Violets mean honesty and purity, but a man who just gives you Janji Cinta without being introduced to you, is honestly and purely interested to shag you."
"Do I throw them, then?", asks Succus
"No, why? I will just split the bouquet and send half to Indahmawar; these violets smell like home"
*Ishtanchuk Fazmarai skillfuly breaks one of the long stems, then puts the lone flower on her hair and commands a robo-aide to bring half the bouquet to Indah and display the other half at her own apartment* |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2558
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Posted - 2013.11.05 21:10:00 -
[2631] - Quote
*Watches the half bouquet, puzzled*
"Houm, what a stingy secret admirer... If he can't afford these kind of flowers, he should just buy a fair amount of some cheaper ones..."
*cuts the stems at different lengths and arranges the bouquet in a vase*
"Anyway, they smell like home..." |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
30
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Posted - 2013.11.06 04:52:00 -
[2632] - Quote
*wakes up in a drunken stupor* whoa how long have I been here? |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
37697
|
Posted - 2013.11.06 12:11:00 -
[2633] - Quote
Lailyana Enaka wrote:*wakes up in a drunken stupor* whoa how long have I been here?
Not long enough. You still have the ability to question decisions.
*Pours another drink*
Get crackin' |
Cathy Okagima
Okagima Corporation
15
|
Posted - 2013.11.06 17:54:00 -
[2634] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Lailyana Enaka wrote:*wakes up in a drunken stupor* whoa how long have I been here? Not long enough. You still have the ability to question decisions. *Pours another drink* Get crackin'
*Turns slightly towards the pair massive grin plastered across her face*
"E's right yaa... know err ave sum rum"
*She stands and pours the rum, surprisingly skilfully, into a glass which she hands to Lailyana Enka. She looks towards the bar smiles and utters sounds which are akin to something like more rum, Then she smiles an even wider grin and gracefully falls to the floor.* |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
31
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Posted - 2013.11.06 22:46:00 -
[2635] - Quote
Cathy Okagima wrote:Random McNally wrote:Lailyana Enaka wrote:*wakes up in a drunken stupor* whoa how long have I been here? Not long enough. You still have the ability to question decisions. *Pours another drink* Get crackin' *Turns slightly towards the pair massive grin plastered across her face* "E's right yaa... know err ave sum rum" *She stands and pours the rum, surprisingly skilfully, into a glass which she hands to Lailyana Enka. She looks towards the bar smiles and utters sounds which are akin to something like more rum, Then she smiles an even wider grin and gracefully falls to the floor.*
*looks around apprehensively* oh alright whats another couple of drinks *sees a highlight of titans firing doomsday weapons* Looks like somebody lost a capital fleet eh? ill drink to that, cheers. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
183
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Posted - 2013.11.07 16:20:00 -
[2636] - Quote
The evening went by with Twinkle and Laudenum talking in a quieter area of the bar. They spent several hours talking and grinning. When Succus went to retrieve his errant employee, a dark look from Laudenum halted his progress. As time went by, Laud moved from her chair to Twinkle's lap and the discussions became more private. When Twinkle would move to close, Laudenum would playfully swat him and run her hands on his face. When Twinkle would tilt his head in that bizarre birdlike fashion, Laud would gently raise his head and run a playful finger down his nose.
Some time later when the bar quieted somewhat, Laudenum stood and walked seductively to her quarters. Her smile showed that she knew he was following although she gave no indication. When she opened the door, Twinkle moved in behind her. With a smile and a show of indignation, she swung at Twinkle. He stared at her and never taking his eyes away, intercepted the clumsy swing and held her arm. She swung with her other arm, equally clumsy, and equally adept, Twinkle caught it.
As the door closed, Laud raised both her arms, drawing him closer as he pushed her gently into the wall.
*****
Several hours later, Laud reappeared from her room. A brief image of a filmy shift was seen before securing a silken robe about her. Her hair, removed from the pony tail, was a fiery cascade about her face and shoulders. She smiled at the bartender and ordered breakfast. She turned around and saw the staggering form of Twinkle leaving the room. He smiled. He stumbled slightly as he moved to join her at the bar. He was about to tilt his head, but seemed aware of the movement and returned it. They held a quiet conversation for a few moments, and then Twinkle left the bar to return to his quarters.
Laud smiled, and when her breakfast arrived, she scooped it up and returned to her quarters seemingly without a care in the world. |
Matokin Lemant
8
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Posted - 2013.11.07 17:28:00 -
[2637] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote: Laud smiled, and when her breakfast arrived, she scooped it up and returned to her quarters seemingly without a care in the world.
***This feeling was short lived however as on her way back Laudenum felt the unmistakable metal barrel of a pistol pushed into her back. ***
Matokin said at just above a whisper to Laudenum "No suden moves dont make a seen, and come quietly with me. I am from RSS and I need to ask you a few questions regarding your relationship with a Mr. Twinkle, as you have been spotted with him. Now Miss Hayes we can do this the easy way or the hard way." |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
183
|
Posted - 2013.11.07 21:12:00 -
[2638] - Quote
Laudenum slowed her walk, stopped and turned slowly holding up the platter with her breakfast. She turned, the gun's barrel whispering against the silken robe. She stopped her turn when the barrel parted the front of her robe, exposing the shift she wore. Laudenum's eyes locked on the man and a broad smile crossed her face.
"Well, Mr. RSS man," she said "You're not very bright, are you?" She slowly reached across and plucked a piece of fruit from her breakfast plate, chewing as she spoke. "You do realize that the entire bar is under video surveillance, right?" She pushed forward, just a little, into the gun barrel.
"It would be fair for me to mention that my brother is a hulking gorilla and is staying in that room." she motioned with her eyes to a door not far away. "I can tell you that it's very unnerving when he gets angry. I once saw him crush the trachea of a man who was hurting a woman." She reached across and plucked more fruit from the tray. "He can be sort of over protective that way."
"Or," she motioned again with her eyes to the redhead at a different table focused on a datapad "my friend Alice there at the table could be very frightening were she to think that you would do something rash to me. I've fought with her. She'd tear you apart."
Very slowly, Laud set the tray down on the nearby table, keeping both hands in clear view. "I have been beaten, I've been violated, I've even died a couple of times. Hell, I've had menstrual cramps that would make your..." she paused and looked downward to his crotch "fall off. I'm not afraid of your little popgun." Another downward look made it unclear as to whether she was referring to the firearm or not.
Her smile changed from friendly to predatory. "But since you've asked me so nicely, I'll go with you. Quietly. But I'll give you another warning." Her eyes turned very cold, like the depths of space itself. "It would be very, very unlucky for you to be locked in a room,"
"with me," she said.
"Alone." |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2560
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Posted - 2013.11.07 21:37:00 -
[2639] - Quote
*Indahmawar Fazmarai enters the bar and passes by Laude and the RSS guy*
"Oh, are you making friends, Laude?"
*notices the handgun*
"Are you OK?"
"Yes, nothing to see here, Indah"
"Okay, just tell your friend to not hurt himself. Handguns are dangerous, with the kind of firepower Ish and Succus stocked here"
"I think he's aware already. By the way, is that... huh... cake?"
"Ssssh!! Don't say it so loud! Today it's Yiole's birthday, and Ish and me just ordered some of her favorite cake... there's more coming so everyone will have a piece, but I've been tasked with delivering this one uncamped, untouched and uneaten to Yiole's apartment"
"Huh... Good luck, then..."
Laude sees how the short, skinny Khanid girl walks away decisively and stealthy, hiding the precious cake from predators, and mentally wishes her a lot of luck...
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Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
97378
|
Posted - 2013.11.07 21:53:00 -
[2640] - Quote
Alice has obviously fallen asleep on a Barstool head on the bar, Slightly drooling onto the bar
*Suddenly Perks up*
Cake?
*Head drops back and hits the Bar*
Ug... Never mind Coffee Please.... |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
35
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Posted - 2013.11.07 21:56:00 -
[2641] - Quote
*perks up when she hears birthday cake* well I need to go mine but i think I can stay for some birthday cake |
Commissar Kate
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
26693
|
Posted - 2013.11.07 22:24:00 -
[2642] - Quote
You guys are having cake without me?
*is sad* |
Matokin Lemant
37
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Posted - 2013.11.07 22:49:00 -
[2643] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:Laudenum slowed her walk, stopped and turned slowly holding up the platter with her breakfast. She turned, the gun's barrel whispering against the silken robe. She stopped her turn when the barrel parted the front of her robe, exposing the shift she wore. Laudenum's eyes locked on the man and a broad smile crossed her face.
"Well, Mr. RSS man," she said "You're not very bright, are you?" She slowly reached across and plucked a piece of fruit from her breakfast plate, chewing as she spoke. "You do realize that the entire bar is under video surveillance, right?" She pushed forward, just a little, into the gun barrel.
"It would be fair for me to mention that my brother is a hulking gorilla and is staying in that room." she motioned with her eyes to a door not far away. "I can tell you that it's very unnerving when he gets angry. I once saw him crush the trachea of a man who was hurting a woman." She reached across and plucked more fruit from the tray. "He can be sort of over protective that way."
"Or," she motioned again with her eyes to the redhead at a different table focused on a datapad "my friend Alice there at the table could be very frightening were she to think that you would do something rash to me. I've fought with her. She'd tear you apart."
Very slowly, Laud set the tray down on the nearby table, keeping both hands in clear view. "I have been beaten, I've been violated, I've even died a couple of times. Hell, I've had menstrual cramps that would make your..." she paused and looked downward to his crotch "fall off. I'm not afraid of your little popgun." Another downward look made it unclear as to whether she was referring to the firearm or not.
Her smile changed from friendly to predatory. "But since you've asked me so nicely, I'll go with you. Quietly. But I'll give you another warning." Her eyes turned very cold, like the depths of space itself. "It would be very, very unlucky for you to be locked in a room,"
"with me," she said.
"Alone."
Matokin said " I had not intention in harming you in any way, if I wanted you killed you would not be seeing me face to face. He added with a carefully optimistic smile "besides its kind of pointless to kill a Capsuleer is it not?
Matokin holstered his pistol...slowly and carefully.
He said quietly As for your threats honey you dont scare me, with one call on my implanted transmitter I could have this place swarming with 100 RSS officers, and I would hazard to guess not all your friends are Capsuleers are they? Matokin said with a sarcastic crooked smile while looking around the bar.
Continuing on Matokin said..."You know something I have dealt and fought with the worst this galaxy has to offer and even tho you my have....better assets" He said while looking Laudenum over head to toe with his eyes "your just another case number on my file."
"Now" Matokin went on shifting his weight to his other leg "since your so willing to cooperate why dont we head to my office so I can ask you some questions about your relationship with Mr. Twinkle, oh and no funny stuff while you were talking to your friend" Matokin motined to the short, skinny Khanid girl that had fleetingly stopped to ask if Laudenum was ok. I implanted a remote tracker on the two of you...just in case he" said with a smile.
Adding "You wouldn't want my associate to visit her now would you if you decided to run, he is Brutor and not so willing to talk as I am, he prefers... other methods to get his information. "
Matokin grabs Laudenum silk robe and pulls it across her "As pretty as you are please do try and cover up from what I have seen this is not some Gallente pleasure hub and I dont want you to draw any unwanted attention to us as we head to my office." Motioning to the door with his hand.
OH and I would consider my self very, very lucky to be locked in a room with you
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Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2902
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Posted - 2013.11.08 00:38:00 -
[2644] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Xercodo wrote:Xercodo sits on a sofa, simply taking in the ambiance of the establishment, taking occasional swigs of Quafe. As a non-drinker he found it best to leave most others to themselves so as not to get involved in anything he'd regret later, sober or not. He was content with not really talking with anyone unless spoken to first and just soaking in the energy of the social environment while he thought to himself about the day and the near future.
But while in one of these half-trances his eyes grow slightly wider with a realization. With a grin sliding on to his face he gets up, Quafe in hand. He walks over to Ish, tapping her on the shoulder trying to hide the grin under a more casual face.
"Hey Ish, I've been meaning to ask you, you wouldn't happen to know anything about the Sani Sabik would you?" *Ishtanchuk Fazmarai turns around and faces Xercodo* "The Sani Sabik? What do you want to know about them? Maybe you feel you could be a Savant?", answers Ish, with a bemused grin.
(Sorry for this long delay in response, I just moved and still don't have internet there D:)
"Hehe probably not, not my style. What I do know, however, is that a certain division of them hosted an event called EVE's Next Top Model couple years back I believe.
...That I also happened to participate in."
Before she could ask anything sarcastic he continued.
"And no, I didn't even come close to winning. Like I said, it wasn't quite my style anyway. I'm surprised I even made it past the qualifiers to the main event...
Point being, it was quite the experience and the usual events of this bar have reminded me of it a little. I was curious if you had ever had made and acquaintance with any of the Sani Sabik. They have a certain, expertise, when it comes to creating entertaining social venues.
If you don't have any already this place might stand to gain a bit from a little Sani Sabik style thrown into it." |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
183
|
Posted - 2013.11.08 01:51:00 -
[2645] - Quote
Matokin Lemant wrote:
Matokin said " I had not intention in harming you in any way, if I wanted you killed you would not be seeing me face to face. He added with a carefully optimistic smile "besides its kind of pointless to kill a Capsuleer is it not?
Matokin holstered his pistol...slowly and carefully.
He said quietly As for your threats honey you dont scare me, with one call on my implanted transmitter I could have this place swarming with 100 RSS officers, and I would hazard to guess not all your friends are Capsuleers are they? Matokin said with a sarcastic crooked smile while looking around the bar.
Continuing on Matokin said..."You know something I have dealt and fought with the worst this galaxy has to offer and even tho you my have....better assets" He said while looking Laudenum over head to toe with his eyes "your just another case number on my file."
"Now" Matokin went on shifting his weight to his other leg "since your so willing to cooperate why dont we head to my office so I can ask you some questions about your relationship with Mr. Twinkle, oh and no funny stuff while you were talking to your friend" Matokin motined to the short, skinny Khanid girl that had fleetingly stopped to ask if Laudenum was ok. I implanted a remote tracker on the two of you...just in case he" said with a smile.
Adding "You wouldn't want my associate to visit her now would you if you decided to run, he is Brutor and not so willing to talk as I am, he prefers... other methods to get his information. "
Matokin grabs Laudenum silk robe and pulls it across her "As pretty as you are please do try and cover up from what I have seen this is not some Gallente pleasure hub and I dont want you to draw any unwanted attention to us as we head to my office." Motioning to the door with his hand.
OH and I would consider my self very, very lucky to be locked in a room with you
"Well then," Laud began, "since we're all being nice and friendly like, and heaven's forbid I draw unwanted attention," she turned back to her room "you wont mind if I put on some real clothes."
The RSS man moved to intercept. "No you dont, you're coming with me now!"
Laud spun and put her nose mere centimeters from Matokin's face. "Mr. RSS man, I am not afraid of you either. I am not afraid of your 100 RSS flunkies and I sure as hell am not afraid of your Brutor thug. If you're really into the intimidation thing, you picked the wrong girl." She peeled off the robe and tossed it onto the table and she continued backing to her room. "In order for intimidation to work," she said, reaching down to the hem of the shift and in one graceful movement, sliding it over her head and exposing her nakedness to the bar, "you have to threaten someone who cares."
Matokin rushed in and in a fluid move pulled the pistol from his holster.
Laud rushed to him as well, cutting the distance quickly. As the RSS man hoisted the gun, Laud grabbed the barrel and put it along side her temple.
"DO IT!" she screamed. "DO IT! You ball-less F**K!!"
The man hesitated and Laudenum pounced on the opportunity.
"NOW, do you get it? I don't f**king care!! Had you been polite, I would have been polite. I would have answered your damned questions. I LOVE talking about myself!!" She held the barrel of the pistol tight to her temple and screamed.
"Now, let me get some clothes on or f**king shoot me here!"
"Your choice, pig!" |
Cathy Okagima
Okagima Corporation
18
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Posted - 2013.11.08 02:25:00 -
[2646] - Quote
*Cathy stirred on the floor all this shouting was giving her a headache she moved her arms in an attempt to rise but then thought better of it, she was just to drunk to stand. While moving her hands however her hands found the cold neck of a bottle Rum she felt another smile creep across her face. Then she grimaced there was that shouting noise again she glanced up and then to the side, there was some confrontation between a man and a lovely young woman going on and they where only about ten foot away. Cathy smiled and them proceeded to roll top speed across the floor and into the man's legs knocking him over, climbing swiftly on top of the man she razed the bottle into the air, undid the cap and poured the liquid down his throat*
"Enjoy rum is good for everyone"
*She then crawled under the nearest table and sank into a bundle on the floor* |
Matokin Lemant
40
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Posted - 2013.11.08 03:40:00 -
[2647] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:
"Well then," Laud began, "since we're all being nice and friendly like, and heaven's forbid I draw unwanted attention," she turned back to her room "you wont mind if I put on some real clothes."
The RSS man moved to intercept. "No you dont, you're coming with me now!"
Laud spun and put her nose mere centimeters from Matokin's face. "Mr. RSS man, I am not afraid of you either. I am not afraid of your 100 RSS flunkies and I sure as hell am not afraid of your Brutor thug. If you're really into the intimidation thing, you picked the wrong girl." She peeled off the robe and tossed it onto the table and she continued backing to her room. "In order for intimidation to work," she said, reaching down to the hem of the shift and in one graceful movement, sliding it over her head and exposing her nakedness to the bar, "you have to threaten someone who cares."
Matokin rushed in and in a fluid move pulled the pistol from his holster.
Laud rushed to him as well, cutting the distance quickly. As the RSS man hoisted the gun, Laud grabbed the barrel and put it along side her temple.
"DO IT!" she screamed. "DO IT! You ball-less F**K!!"
The man hesitated and Laudenum pounced on the opportunity.
"NOW, do you get it? I don't f**king care!! Had you been polite, I would have been polite. I would have answered your damned questions. I LOVE talking about myself!!" She held the barrel of the pistol tight to her temple and screamed.
"Now, let me get some clothes on or f**king shoot me here!"
"Your choice, pig!"
Matokin stared at Laud's fiery eyes for a few seconds then wrenched the pistol from her vice like grip and in a swift almost seamless motion ejected the cartage and placed the pistol its self back in his holster.
"You may go get dressed" Matokin said as he clicked the latch closed on his pistol holster
Matokin then handed the cartage to Laud saying "it may not be a branch but I think you get my point"
Laud tossed it around in her hands noticing it felt to light then she looked into it "its empty" she said with a puzzled tone.
"Exactly" replied Matokin "Now, if I meant you any harm or wanted to kill you wouldn't you expect that to be loaded. I respect a strong women" he continued.
Laud then backed into her room and slammed the sliding room door closed so hard as to just about remove it from its mounting while cursing under her breath.
Matokin then leaned back against the wall across from Laud's door with his arms folded. "now no funny stuff, remember" he exclaimed.
"I wont !" Laud roared back, "you made that quite clear by needlessly treating my friends with your Brutor thug, which by the way was completely uncalled for...nobody and I mean nobody goes near my friends to get to me"
Matokin staying silent for a few minutes finally said "I should not r tell you this but I can see its the only way to get your complete cooperation...."
Just then the door opened at the far end of the hall due to the darkness in the hall and the bright lights behind the figure Matokin couldn't identify who it was...but the badge on the pressed shirt was quite clear and glinting gold in the dim light, it was a a CONCORD agent.
"Tell her what exactly Mr. Lemant" a female voice said, cutting the dim light of the hall way like a knife.
"Uhh...nothing...I was gong tell her nothing." was all that Matokin could manage to stammer as the female CONCORD agent, calmly and confidently walked towards him.
"That's not what I herd" she said stopping mid way down the hall..."you were going to tell her about the mission went you" she asked?
"No but you just did" Matokin said with a cocky smile.
Just at that moment Laud emerged from her room, looked curiously at the CONCORD agent then shot a menacing look at Matokin "What's going on here she asked?" |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
186
|
Posted - 2013.11.08 15:38:00 -
[2648] - Quote
GÇ£Oh gods,GÇ¥ she thought, GÇ£what is going on?GÇ¥
She thought heGÇÖd pull the trigger, but the beast of her emotions wouldn't allow her to stop. When she had slammed the door to her room, she collapsed on the bed, shaking violently. GÇ£Adrenaline, no Noradrenalin. Damn, I always confuse the two.GÇ¥ She huddled drawing several deep breaths to calm herself.
"Now, no funny stuff, remember?GÇ¥ came from the RSS man in the corridor.
GÇ£I wonGÇÖt!GÇ¥ Laud roared back. GÇ£You made that quite clear by needlessly threatening my friends with your Brutor thug, which, by the way, was completely uncalled for!GÇ¥ The shaking had stopped; she could feel her blood start to sing again. GÇ£TalkingGǪGÇ¥ Laud thought, GÇ£Keep talking. GÇ£
GÇ£NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY goes near my friends to get to me, GOT IT?GÇ¥ The last word shouted as she felt her convulsing body start coming back under her control. She started pulling on socks, and then her long familiar cargo pocketed work pants. She sat down to pull on her work boots and became consciously aware of the ache in her breasts. She shuddered, mildly sickened with the idea that she had become aroused in the cocktail of hormones she had experienced. She covered her face with her hands and nearly wept. Reaching blindly, she found her brassier and pulled it into place, over the top, she pulled over her white shirt and vest.
The man was mumbling something but she paid no heed. Her mind was reeling. She was losing control. She had felt the first tugs of this when she was last podded and recloned. It had taken a very long time for her to transition. Was there madness inside her? Was she mad?
That thought ended when the clear female voice cut through the hallway outside her door. It was a voice of absolute authority. She quickly tied her boots and leapt to the door.
GÇ£WhatGÇÖs going on here?GÇ¥ she asked, tossing the empty clip back to the RSS man. GÇ£Oh, and by the way, you have one full clip in your back pocket and one more strapped to your right ankle, but I appreciate the gesture.GÇ¥
She turned, her typical broad smile on her face. GÇ£Well, Ms. Concord, what is it that I can do for you?GÇ¥ |
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Bloodhorses
500
|
Posted - 2013.11.08 18:54:00 -
[2649] - Quote
*spots and then eyeballs the Concord Agent from her lounge on the other side of the bar*
"Oh mon dieu...what a portrait of a mistress!" |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Bloodhorses
2993
|
Posted - 2013.11.08 19:00:00 -
[2650] - Quote
Zoe quietly chuckles to herself while watching Chloe getting lost in thoughts.
For all cases and without attracting any attention, she then indicates several of her girls to ready their handguns.
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Sheryl Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
42
|
Posted - 2013.11.08 19:03:00 -
[2651] - Quote
*whistles while loading and activating her light gauss minigun* |
Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
260
|
Posted - 2013.11.08 19:04:00 -
[2652] - Quote
*mad smile while drawing her Katana* |
Matokin Lemant
64
|
Posted - 2013.11.08 19:58:00 -
[2653] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:GÇ£Oh gods,GÇ¥ she thought, GÇ£what is going on?GÇ¥
She thought heGÇÖd pull the trigger, but the beast of her emotions wouldn't allow her to stop. When she had slammed the door to her room, she collapsed on the bed, shaking violently. GÇ£Adrenaline, no Noradrenalin. Damn, I always confuse the two.GÇ¥ She huddled drawing several deep breaths to calm herself.
"Now, no funny stuff, remember?GÇ¥ came from the RSS man in the corridor.
GÇ£I wonGÇÖt!GÇ¥ Laud roared back. GÇ£You made that quite clear by needlessly threatening my friends with your Brutor thug, which, by the way, was completely uncalled for!GÇ¥ The shaking had stopped; she could feel her blood start to sing again. GÇ£TalkingGǪGÇ¥ Laud thought, GÇ£Keep talking. GÇ£
GÇ£NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY goes near my friends to get to me, GOT IT?GÇ¥ The last word shouted as she felt her convulsing body start coming back under her control. She started pulling on socks, and then her long familiar cargo pocketed work pants. She sat down to pull on her work boots and became consciously aware of the ache in her breasts. She shuddered, mildly sickened with the idea that she had become aroused in the cocktail of hormones she had experienced. She covered her face with her hands and nearly wept. Reaching blindly, she found her brassier and pulled it into place, over the top, she pulled over her white shirt and vest.
The man was mumbling something but she paid no heed. Her mind was reeling. She was losing control. She had felt the first tugs of this when she was last podded and recloned. It had taken a very long time for her to transition. Was there madness inside her? Was she mad?
That thought ended when the clear female voice cut through the hallway outside her door. It was a voice of absolute authority. She quickly tied her boots and leapt to the door.
GÇ£WhatGÇÖs going on here?GÇ¥ she asked, tossing the empty clip back to the RSS man. GÇ£Oh, and by the way, you have one full clip in your back pocket and one more strapped to your right ankle, but I appreciate the gesture.GÇ¥
She turned, her typical broad smile on her face. GÇ£Well, Ms. Concord, what is it that I can do for you?GÇ¥
The Concord agent looked around the bar with a slight chuckle in her other wise authoritative voice she said GÇ£You can all put your guns, swords and other various weapons away; I am not here to arrest anyone or cause any troubleGÇ¥
Turing on her heal she looked at Matokin, saying GÇ£I told you that you were to bring her to MY office so that we can discuses acquiring her *shooting a glance at Laud* services for the operation, and here I walked in on the two of you about to rip each other a new one. I know that the RSS are used to operating by their own rules Mr. Lemant but you forget who is in charge of this operation. GÇ£
GÇ£I am standing right hereGÇ¥ Laud said GÇ£What is this mission and operation you keep going on about, Listen lady if you want to ask me something do so.GÇ¥
The agent shot Laud looks that in many ways said donGÇÖt push me...but in some weird way also one of sympathy.
Finally Speaking Matokin said GÇ£I guess I might as well tell you what all this is about, the whole thing about bringing you in for questioning in regards to Mr. Twinkle was simply a cover story. GÇ£ The CONCORD agent shot him a look of disapproval but he continued GÇ£The truth of the matter is I am on special assignment form the RSS who is working closely with *shooting a look back in the direction of the agent* CONCORD to investigate a possible slave trading ring operating out of this station. Based on your profile, and what I have seen you can handle yourself in a fight. You would be perfect for...GÇ¥
The CONCORD agent cut in GÇ£We understand they are looking for mercenary pilots to escort the slave ships through the unpatrolled space along the Amarr-Minmatar border zone...we would like you to pose as a mercenary for hire and Infiltrate the ring. Once you reach the drop point signal the RSS and there fleet will move in to take them downGÇ¥
GÇ£RightGÇ¥ Matokin said GÇ£It was my job to bring you to the local CONCORD office so this could be explained to you in private...but you turned out to be even more feisty then your profile suggestedGÇ¥ he said with a slight chuckle. GÇ£Oh and you also know our procedures to wellGÇ¥ he added pulling the full clip from his back pocket and loading it into his pistol. And Also we will provide you with a state of the art fully equipped Stabber..So you wonGÇÖt even be using your own ship should you accept this mission.
The CONCORD agent noticed that Laud was still trembling slightly and added with a look and tone of concern GÇ£Miss Hayes are you going to be ok?...Please donGÇÖt feel obligated to do this, itGÇÖs completely voluntary.
GÇ£Since when?GÇ¥ Matokin piped up
GÇ£Since I just said soGÇ¥ the CONCORD agent said in a rather snappy tone. Are you blinded or something she *motioning with her head in LaudGÇÖs direction* is obviously upset or something...your brutish tactics probably shook her up or something, I knew I should have came instead of you.GÇ¥
GÇ£Well are you up for it then?GÇ¥ Matokin asked GÇ£And I am sorry if I upset youGÇ¥ he added sheepishly
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2439
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Posted - 2013.11.08 21:03:00 -
[2654] - Quote
*Ishtanchuk Fazmarai discreetly toggles back on the safety of the Bar's authomated defense system, then approaches the CONCORD agent*
"I somehow expected your people to be more diplomatic thant that. If you just wanted to talk to one of my patrons, turning the place into a war zone should not be a part of the plan. Also, in case that there's any matter concerning Mr. Twinkle, he's my employee, and i expect that anything concerning my employees is reported first to me", she said in a calm tone. Then she shifted to the Amarran language, which sounded majestic and slighlty ominous even with her disctinct Khanid accent.
"Mi nombre es Ishtanchuk, de la casa Fazmarai. Los nobles del Reino Khanid no estamos acostumbrados a que CONCORD se inmiscuya en los asuntos que conciernen a nuestras propiedades y empleados sin una notificaci+¦n previa y la pertinente autorizaci+¦n. Esto se hace extensivo a todos mis clientes y amigos, lo cual espero que tenga en consideraci+¦n en el futuro.**"
The CONCORD agent looked back at Ishtanchuk, with an obvious face of being thinking that that was one of those days. But she spoke enough Amarran to understand what Ish was saying, and both her tone and pose showed the entitlement to respect born from centuries of nobility and the complacency of being a capsuleer.
"Lamento no hablar bueno Amarr, dama Ishtanchuk. My Amarran is too poor, Lady Isthanchuk, but I want to apologize for any inconveniences. Now, if miss Laude obliges, I will return to my official mission and will not bother you further..."
**My name is Ishtanchuk, from the House Fazmarai. Khanid Kingdom Nobles are not used to that CONCORD interfere in matters concerning our properties and employees without prior notification and an authorization. This extends to all my clients and friends, which I hope you will take into consideration in the future. |
Matokin Lemant
66
|
Posted - 2013.11.08 22:06:00 -
[2655] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:*Ishtanchuk Fazmarai discreetly toggles back on the safety of the Bar's authomated defense system, then approaches the CONCORD agent*
"I somehow expected your people to be more diplomatic thant that. If you just wanted to talk to one of my patrons, turning the place into a war zone should not be a part of the plan. Also, in case that there's any matter concerning Mr. Twinkle, he's my employee, and i expect that anything concerning my employees is reported first to me", she said in a calm tone. Then she shifted to the Amarran language, which sounded majestic and slighlty ominous even with her disctinct Khanid accent.
"Mi nombre es Ishtanchuk, de la casa Fazmarai. Los nobles del Reino Khanid no estamos acostumbrados a que CONCORD se inmiscuya en los asuntos que conciernen a nuestras propiedades y empleados sin una notificaci+¦n previa y la pertinente autorizaci+¦n. Esto se hace extensivo a todos mis clientes y amigos, lo cual espero que tenga en consideraci+¦n en el futuro.**"
The CONCORD agent looked back at Ishtanchuk, with an obvious face of being thinking that that was one of those days. But she spoke enough Amarran to understand what Ish was saying, and both her tone and pose showed the entitlement to respect born from centuries of nobility and the complacency of being a capsuleer.
"Lamento no hablar bueno Amarr, dama Ishtanchuk. My Amarran is too poor, Lady Isthanchuk, but I want to apologize for any inconveniences. Now, if miss Laude obliges, I will return to my official mission and will not bother you further..."
**My name is Ishtanchuk, from the House Fazmarai. Khanid Kingdom Nobles are not used to that CONCORD interfere in matters concerning our properties and employees without prior notification and an authorization. This extends to all my clients and friends, which I hope you will take into consideration in the future.
The Agent looked at Ishtanchuk then started speaking again gone was the poor amarran language and accent she instead spoke in English with a moderate Deteisan accent "I am aware that the Khanid Kingdom Nobles are not used to that CONCORD interference. And I am sorry for over stepping the boundaries with regard to that. However I had no choice in this case as I could here the commotion from my office clear on the other side of the promenade, and I had to intervene to stop" *motioning toward Matokin and Laud* "these two from killing each other. Further more there is no problem with Mr. Twinkle it was just a cover story used to get miss Laude to come to my office."
Handing Ishtanchuk a data pad she added "I am sorry that I disrupted your establishment and CONCORD will be happy to pay for any lost revenue. "
With that the CONCORD agent turned back to Laude and said "Now, if miss Hayes obliges, I will return to my official mission here and will not bother you further..." |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
36
|
Posted - 2013.11.08 22:33:00 -
[2656] - Quote
*comes in from mining operation and sees RSS and the bar with guns*
"um hi there everybody" she said with a perplexed look on her face, standing motionless near the door.
"I see the party didnt end with cake"
Slowly moving towards a table keeping her eyes on everybody
"im just going to sit here, im unarmed so if you must paint the walls with each other please do so by not aiming at me" |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2442
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Posted - 2013.11.08 23:31:00 -
[2657] - Quote
(meta: I've finished and submitted my third "serious" story to the Pod and Planet contest).
Here are the links for anyone interested to read them, and for my future reference:
And Zoe (8,000 Suns Of New Eden; 4,993 words)
Walking a thin line (A Day In The Life; 2,790 words)
The solitary demise of Epidio Trantino (Other Things Just Make You Swear And Course; 4,240 words)
(/meta) |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
187
|
Posted - 2013.11.09 01:13:00 -
[2658] - Quote
Matokin Lemant wrote:
The Agent looked at Ishtanchuk then started speaking again gone was the poor amarran language and accent she instead spoke in English with a moderate Deteisan accent "I am aware that the Khanid Kingdom Nobles are not used to that CONCORD interference. And I am sorry for over stepping the boundaries with regard to that. However I had no choice in this case as I could here the commotion from my office clear on the other side of the promenade, and I had to intervene to stop" *motioning toward Matokin and Laud* "these two from killing each other. Further more there is no problem with Mr. Twinkle it was just a cover story used to get miss Laude to come to my office."
Handing Ishtanchuk a data pad she added "I am sorry that I disrupted your establishment and CONCORD will be happy to pay for any lost revenue. "
With that the CONCORD agent turned back to Laude and said "Now, if miss Hayes obliges, I will return to my official mission here and we will not bother you any more..."
Laudenum looks back and forth between the RSS man, the Concord officer and Ish. Her eyes roll when they begin speaking GÇÿin tonguesGÇÖ and she simply stands with hands on hips. When the conversation between the three conclude, Laud stands and waits, her gaze going back and forth between the three.
GÇ£Yea, ok. IGÇÖm in.GÇ¥ she said simply.
The three begin to turn and she clears her throat quite loudly.
GÇ£UmGǪbefore we begin, IGÇÖll be inspecting the Slasher personally.GÇ¥ The Concord officer cocked an eyebrow. GÇ£Since our esteemed RSS man was so kind as to begin negotiations harshly, IGÇÖm not exactly confident that an GÇÿaccidentGÇÖ wouldnGÇÖt occur while IGÇÖm out there.GÇ¥
The Concord officer looks over to Agent Lemant. He responds with a shrug and says, GǣLook Ms. Hayes, we got off on the wrong footGǪGǥ
GÇ£No agent, GÇ£Laudenum quickly counters, GÇ£YOU got off on the wrong foot. IGÇÖm all for helping out and all but you didnGÇÖt exactly instill me full of confidence.GÇ¥ She steps up to face Agent Lemant and says, GÇ£Then we will need to discuss remuneration.GÇ¥ She glances over to the Concord officer, GÇ£I wouldnGÇÖt mind a little something to compensate for my time and wellbeing.GÇ¥
The Concord officer rubs her forehead. Maybe, she thinks, this one isnGÇÖt worth the effort. GÇ£We can discuss this in my office, if you donGÇÖt mind.GÇ¥ She says as the officer gestures to the front door.
GÇ£Very well, maGÇÖam,GÇ¥ Laudenum offers a mock salute, GÇ£IGÇÖm your girl.GÇ¥ The officer turns and begins walking to the door, side stepping around a particularly large and well-built patron.
Laudenum steps close to Agent Lemant. GÇ£And RSS man,GÇ¥ she said with a honey dripped tone, GÇ£I want you to know that I was serious,GÇ¥ she paused for effect.
GÇ£Very serious. Do not ever threaten my friends or family to get to me.GÇ¥ She smiled broadly. She stepped around the agent and said, GÇ£Right big brother?GÇ¥
Agent Lament turned quickly to face the chest of Random. Laudenum stopped and placed a quick peck on his cheek and walked on past.
The look on RandomGÇÖs face told Agent Lemant that he was not afraid of the RSS man either. |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
37
|
Posted - 2013.11.09 01:54:00 -
[2659] - Quote
lailyana looks at the scene perplexed and doesnt understand what is going on.
"can someone please explain to me what is going on here, and you have a brother?"
Lailyana leans foward in her chair.
"All I know is I walked into what some would consider the KO corral or howerver it was called, is this a bad time?" |
Matokin Lemant
67
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Posted - 2013.11.09 02:56:00 -
[2660] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:Matokin Lemant wrote:
The Agent looked at Ishtanchuk then started speaking again gone was the poor amarran language and accent she instead spoke in English with a moderate Deteisan accent "I am aware that the Khanid Kingdom Nobles are not used to that CONCORD interference. And I am sorry for over stepping the boundaries with regard to that. However I had no choice in this case as I could here the commotion from my office clear on the other side of the promenade, and I had to intervene to stop" *motioning toward Matokin and Laud* "these two from killing each other. Further more there is no problem with Mr. Twinkle it was just a cover story used to get miss Laude to come to my office."
Handing Ishtanchuk a data pad she added "I am sorry that I disrupted your establishment and CONCORD will be happy to pay for any lost revenue. "
With that the CONCORD agent turned back to Laude and said "Now, if miss Hayes obliges, I will return to my official mission here and we will not bother you any more..."
Laudenum looks back and forth between the RSS man, the Concord officer and Ish. Her eyes roll when they begin speaking GÇÿin tonguesGÇÖ and she simply stands with hands on hips. When the conversation between the three conclude, Laud stands and waits, her gaze going back and forth between the three. GÇ£Yea, ok. IGÇÖm in.GÇ¥ she said simply. The three begin to turn and she clears her throat quite loudly. GÇ£UmGǪbefore we begin, IGÇÖll be inspecting the Slasher personally.GÇ¥ The Concord officer cocked an eyebrow. GÇ£Since our esteemed RSS man was so kind as to begin negotiations harshly, IGÇÖm not exactly confident that an GÇÿaccidentGÇÖ wouldnGÇÖt occur while IGÇÖm out there.GÇ¥ The Concord officer looks over to Agent Lemant. He responds with a shrug and says, GÇ£Look Ms. Hayes, we got off on the wrong footGǪGÇ¥ GÇ£No agent, GÇ£Laudenum quickly counters, GÇ£YOU got off on the wrong foot. IGÇÖm all for helping out and all but you didnGÇÖt exactly instill me full of confidence.GÇ¥ She steps up to face Agent Lemant and says, GÇ£Then we will need to discuss remuneration.GÇ¥ She glances over to the Concord officer, GÇ£I wouldnGÇÖt mind a little something to compensate for my time and wellbeing.GÇ¥ The Concord officer rubs her forehead. Maybe, she thinks, this one isnGÇÖt worth the effort. GÇ£We can discuss this in my office, if you donGÇÖt mind.GÇ¥ She says as the officer gestures to the front door. GÇ£Very well, maGÇÖam,GÇ¥ Laudenum offers a mock salute, GÇ£IGÇÖm your girl.GÇ¥ The officer turns and begins walking to the door, side stepping around a particularly large and well-built patron. Laudenum steps close to Agent Lemant. GÇ£And RSS man,GÇ¥ she said with a honey dripped tone, GÇ£I want you to know that I was serious,GÇ¥ she paused for effect. GÇ£Very serious. Do not ever threaten my friends or family to get to me.GÇ¥ She smiled broadly. She stepped around the agent and said, GÇ£Right big brother?GÇ¥ Agent Lament turned quickly to face the chest of Random. Laudenum stopped and placed a quick peck on his cheek and walked on past. The look on RandomGÇÖs face told Agent Lemant that he was not afraid of the RSS man either.
As he three walk out of the bar and unto the promenade and out of sight of the bar after a few aqward minutes of silence Matokin finally spoke up and said GÇ£You knowGÇ¥ he started GÇ£I have no problem with you inspecting the ship once we arrive at the docking bays. A captain has the right to inspect his/her ship.GÇ¥
Before Matokin Laud could even reply she suddenly felt a sharp prick on the back of neck. She spun around just in time to see the CONCORD agent holding up a rather odd looking pistol which she instantly recognized as the standard neural disruptor chip gun (ND-CG) cared by all CONCORD agents.
GÇ£You...youGÇ¥ was all Laud could manage to say as she felt herself go numb and everything go black.
The CONCORD agent then quickly turned to Matokin stating GÇ£I am not taking any chances with this one; even tho she may seem corporative her phy profile clearly states she is unstable at best, pick her up and letGÇÖs goGÇ¥
GÇ£Just one thing firstGÇ¥ Matokin said, as he bent down beside the now neutralized Laud GÇ£I am disarming her before she comes toGÇ¥ He then proceed to remove all weapons from Laud before picking her up and throwing her over his shoulder and covering her with a robe as not to draw any attention to him slef. GÇ£Now I see why I was brought alongGÇÖ he muttered to him slef...GÇ¥to do all the heavy liftingGÇ¥
They continued down the promenade until they got to the closest elevator...GÇ¥We are going straight to the docking bayGÇ¥ The CONCORD agent said turning to face Matokin GÇ£OKGÇ¥ he said stepping onto the elevator. In the elevator the agent turned to Matokin and said GÇ£you know what to do with her once we get to the ship.GÇ¥ The tone in her voice had changed from one of authority to one of a more menacing demeanour.
Arriving at the docking bays they hurried along to bay 34-C were through the glass sat a Scorpion class battle ship, which gleamed under the lights of the docking bay. GÇ£We are ready to depart when you are mam a voice chirped over the coms.GÇ¥ GÇ£Good as soon as we are on board clear all docking clamps and get us out of here.GÇ¥ Replied the CONCORD agent talking into her shirt collar.
Soon as the three boarded the ship the CONCORD agent went left and headed for the bridge while Matokin went left to the cargo bay sector of the ship. GÇ£Be sure you secure her in the holding cellGÇ¥ the agent called back without turning around. GÇ£ya I knowGÇ¥ replied Matokin.
Matokin tossed Laud into the holding cell securing the door GÇ£not so tough now are you heGÇ¥ Talking out loud as if she could actually here him, Then proceeded to head to the bridge.
--------continued in post below (sorry its a long one)------- |
Matokin Lemant
67
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Posted - 2013.11.09 03:03:00 -
[2661] - Quote
--------continued from previous post-------
GÇ£Ya-YaGÇ¥ added Matokin GÇ£here is the 5 isk I owe youGÇ¥ he said handing the women a data card. She laughed while letting her hair down GÇ£There is a lot more coming our way if we can deliver this one she saidGÇ¥ pointing to Lauds picture on her data pad.
GÇ£By the way get down thereGÇ¥ she motioned to the elevator GÇ£in case she tries anything funnyGÇ¥ Matokin nodded stared to head back down to the cargo area. "And I will change out of this Uniform later...I think I am allergic to it anyway" she said in a sarcastic tone as she called after him.
Laud was just waking up, as Matokin entered the cargo deck. GÇ£What...what happenedGÇ¥ she said holding her head. She felt sick to her stomach as everything was rapidly spinning about almost in the way it is when she awakes in a new clone. GÇ£Was I killedGÇ¥ she mistakenly said aloud as she stumbled to the door. Shortly she started to be able to pick out some things in her soundings I am in some kind of holding cell she thought...but where and why? Just then as she slowly regained her equilibrium she was able to pick out Matokin leaning on his right side against the wall across from the sell with his arms crossed and a big smirk on his face.
GÇ£Well -well itGÇÖs about time you joined us he said in a cocky tone.GÇ¥ Standing up straight and walking over to LaudGÇÖs cell. GÇ£Have you figured out where you are yet honey?GÇ¥ he said in a mockingly flertish tone. |
Matokin Lemant
67
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Posted - 2013.11.09 03:10:00 -
[2662] - Quote
Lailyana Enaka wrote:lailyana looks at the scene perplexed and doesnt understand what is going on.
"can someone please explain to me what is going on here, and you have a brother?"
Lailyana leans foward in her chair.
"All I know is I walked into what some would consider the KO corral or howerver it was called, is this a bad time?"
***OK I am gong to have to back pedal time a bit to answer this one***
"There is nothing going on here" the voice came from a uniformed female CONCORD officer, "Things just got a little out of hand but they are now under control, and you can go about your business in this establishment as normal. We were just leaving" she motioned to Matokin and Laud then turning to them and saying "We can talk about this some more in my office. Lets go"
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Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
40
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Posted - 2013.11.09 03:44:00 -
[2663] - Quote
lailyana upon seeing this scene stands infront of RSS and CONCORD
"Look Im a newcomer to the bar, only been here a few times, but the reason i keep coming back is simple."
She looks around the bar hinting at the keeps, and the fellow drunken capsuleers drunkinly passed out on the floor.
"we all have a story, and we have all been to new eden itself to the EVE Gate and back, been killed and recloned more times than can probably be counted, or even want to be counted for that matter, but the point is this, we all may not be related and we all may be enemies of one another in some shape or form while travelling the vastness of New Eden, but in here, we look out for each other, so you can take her" at this point Lailyana steps toward the RSS and Concord carrying Laude
she continues
"youre going to have to tell us what this is about, you came in giving assurences of non violence and peace, and laude even cooperated from what i saw in the short time i came back in, so the least you can do is give us a simple explanation"
with that lailyana puts her hand on her hips and says you came in peace, your promised peace, but you are leaving on very different terms"
with that lailyana calmly sits back down folds her arms and puts her left leg over her right leg almost as to say we are waiting. |
Matokin Lemant
76
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Posted - 2013.11.09 04:10:00 -
[2664] - Quote
Lailyana Enaka wrote:lailyana upon seeing this scene stands infront of RSS and CONCORD
"Look Im a newcomer to the bar, only been here a few times, but the reason i keep coming back is simple."
She looks around the bar hinting at the keeps, and the fellow drunken capsuleers drunkinly passed out on the floor.
"we all have a story, and we have all been to new eden itself to the EVE Gate and back, been killed and recloned more times than can probably be counted, or even want to be counted for that matter, but the point is this, we all may not be related and we all may be enemies of one another in some shape or form while travelling the vastness of New Eden, but in here, we look out for each other, so you can take her" at this point Lailyana steps toward the RSS and Concord carrying Laude
she continues
"youre going to have to tell us what this is about, you came in giving assurences of non violence and peace, and laude even cooperated from what i saw in the short time i came back in, so the least you can do is give us a simple explanation"
with that lailyana puts her hand on her hips and says you came in peace, your promised peace, but you are leaving on very different terms"
with that lailyana calmly sits back down folds her arms and puts her left leg over her right leg almost as to say we are waiting.
Humm If your following along Laude was not knocked out until we were out sight of the bar ie so no one in there could see.
I had to back up time a bit to RP your previous posting. Which is why I stated I would have to go back a bit when I replayed. (hope that dont seem like a smart ass remark)
So really you cant stand in our way if we are/were out of the bar and out of sight, of anyone in the bar when "the agent" stunned Laude sorry for the confusion.
We are now on the ship heading for the gate...read last part of my uber post lol |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
41
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Posted - 2013.11.09 04:12:00 -
[2665] - Quote
oh lol i missed uber post....will re format :) |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
41
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Posted - 2013.11.09 04:18:00 -
[2666] - Quote
Matokin Lemant wrote:--------continued from previous post-------
GÇ£Ya-YaGÇ¥ added Matokin GÇ£here is the 5 isk I owe youGÇ¥ he said handing the women a data card. She laughed while letting her hair down GÇ£There is a lot more coming our way if we can deliver this one she saidGÇ¥ pointing to Lauds picture on her data pad. GÇ£By the way get down thereGÇ¥ she motioned to the elevator GÇ£in case she tries anything funnyGÇ¥ Matokin nodded stared to head back down to the cargo area. "And I will change out of this Uniform later...I think I am allergic to it anyway" she said in a sarcastic tone as she called after him. Laud was just waking up, as Matokin entered the cargo deck. GÇ£What...what happenedGÇ¥ she said holding her head. She felt sick to her stomach as everything was rapidly spinning about almost in the way it is when she awakes in a new clone. GÇ£Was I killedGÇ¥ she mistakenly said aloud as she stumbled to the door. Shortly she started to be able to pick out some things in her soundings I am in some kind of holding cell she thought...but where and why? Just then as she slowly regained her equilibrium she was able to pick out Matokin leaning on his right side against the wall across from the sell with his arms crossed and a big smirk on his face. GÇ£Well -well itGÇÖs about time you joined us he said in a cocky tone.GÇ¥ Standing up straight and walking over to LaudGÇÖs cell. GÇ£Have you figured out where you are yet honey?GÇ¥ he said in a mockingly flertish tone.
Lailyana the men leave, looks around still utterly perplexed
"well than, um what do we do now..."
Lailyana stands up and walks to the bar and pours a fresh whiskey
"i guess theres nothing but to do but drink and wait" |
Alice Saki
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
97597
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Posted - 2013.11.09 06:01:00 -
[2667] - Quote
*Mutters into a Ear piece*
"Might wanna cancel that Covert Cyno outside, Panda's decloak and jump out go home, fail alarm.
It seems Laud has it handled"
*Several systems away 8 Redeemers, 5 Sins, 3 Panthers and 2 Windows decloak and jump out back to the Suddenlys Home system*
*coughs*
"Ignore that on your radar just my personal guard"
*Hisses, Speaking back into the ear piece*
"Yes Yes I'll keep an eye on CONCORD agent for now but I don't believe her to a threat, I'm safe in station, They can chase me through space all they want but they will never catch me." |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
41
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Posted - 2013.11.09 06:46:00 -
[2668] - Quote
Alice Saki wrote:*Mutters into a Ear piece*
"Might wanna cancel that Covert Cyno outside, Panda's decloak and jump out go home, fail alarm.
It seems Laud has it handled"
*Several systems away 8 Redeemers, 5 Sins, 3 Panthers and 2 Windows decloak and jump out back to the Suddenlys Home system*
*coughs*
"Ignore that on your radar just my personal guard"
*Hisses, Speaking back into the ear piece*
"Yes Yes I'll keep an eye on CONCORD agent for now but I don't believe her to a threat, I'm safe in station, They can chase me through space all they want but they will never catch me."
lailyana hears the conversation slowly putting her whiskey glass down
"alice." lail calls out walking up to her apprehensively.
"Are you going after them? Is there anything I can do, I dont have a Drake, but I can supply a merlin, was this all planned by laude?" |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2444
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Posted - 2013.11.09 09:29:00 -
[2669] - Quote
(meta: I seriously hope you agreed that with Laude, Matokin Lemant. In case you don't, it must be noted that undesired/non consentual storylines can be ignored freely. This thread is for fun, if you don't find it fun what other player is doing with your character, just state it and we'll ignore it) |
Matokin Lemant
101
|
Posted - 2013.11.09 14:17:00 -
[2670] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:(meta: I seriously hope you agreed that with Laude, Matokin Lemant. In case you don't, it must be noted that undesired/non consentual storylines can be ignored freely. This thread is for fun, if you don't find it fun what other player is doing with your character, just state it and we'll ignore it)
(meta: l agree with the idea/concept. If Laudenum felt I crossed some sort of line, I can easily edit the last post(s) I made to make it acceptable to all parties. Was not my intent to offend anyone... It was mearly ment to put a twist on/into things. On that note I am sorry to you as well Ishtanchuk, I dont want toy to think I'm trying to take things over from you in this thread) |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2445
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Posted - 2013.11.09 14:54:00 -
[2671] - Quote
Matokin Lemant wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:(meta: I seriously hope you agreed that with Laude, Matokin Lemant. In case you don't, it must be noted that undesired/non consentual storylines can be ignored freely. This thread is for fun, if you don't find it fun what other player is doing with your character, just state it and we'll ignore it) (meta: l agree with the idea/concept. If Laudenum felt I crossed some sort of line, I can easily edit the last post(s) I made to make it acceptable to all parties. Was not my intent to offend anyone... It was mearly ment to put a twist on/into things. On that note I am sorry to you as well Ishtanchuk, I dont want toy to think I'm trying to take things over from you in this thread)
(meta: the issue is to keep a friendly cooperation between players/storytellers. I am glad that you are developing a new story, just keep it consensual if other players are involved.
Personally in the past I've used the Bar's ingame chat channel (The Greater Fool Bar) to agree upon stories before actually writing them; FAI, the Strip Calvinball matches were consensuated and the tone and content was also discussed beforehand so nobody had a unpleasant experience once it went "live"... )
(meta: my apologies if I was too suspicious and harsh, this game teaches you all sorts of bad mental habits... ) |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
38527
|
Posted - 2013.11.09 16:52:00 -
[2672] - Quote
Matokin Lemant wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:(meta: I seriously hope you agreed that with Laude, Matokin Lemant. In case you don't, it must be noted that undesired/non consentual storylines can be ignored freely. This thread is for fun, if you don't find it fun what other player is doing with your character, just state it and we'll ignore it) (meta: l agree with the idea/concept. If Laudenum felt I crossed some sort of line, I can easily edit the last post(s) I made to make it acceptable to all parties. Was not my intent to offend anyone... It was mearly ment to put a twist on/into things. On that note I am sorry to you as well Ishtanchuk, I dont want toy to think I'm trying to take things over from you in this thread)
(meta. On behalf of Laud, I can say that she has no issues with what has happened. As an RP thread, she is willing to roll with any punches that come her way. Getting word out, that may be a litte tough right now.
Now, not knowing that my little sister has been kidnapped....grrrrr. /meta) |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
188
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Posted - 2013.11.09 19:38:00 -
[2673] - Quote
GÇ£Have I figured out where I am?GÇ¥ Laud asked with a hint of incredulity. GÇ£Do you think IGÇÖm prescient?GÇ¥ Laud began pacing around the cell, putting her hands and occasionally an ear to the deck and the walls. GÇ£You knock me out, you throw me in a cell and suddenly IGÇÖm supposed to be all knowing.GÇ¥ She stopped amid her inspection and looked at Agent Lemant. GÇ£You really are an idiot for asking idiot questions, Idiotface.GÇ¥
She stopped and caught her breath. GÇÿGetting riled up in a cell isnGÇÖt going to help your cause, Red.GÇÖ Laudenum thought to herself. GÇÿGotta keep this guy talking. Maybe heGÇÖll give something away.GÇÖ
Laud stood up and said, GÇ£However, I can tell you where I am, since you wondered.GÇ¥ A wicked smile crossed the ersatz RSS man that proclaimed GÇÿthis should be goodGÇÖ. GÇ£I am currently residing in a cell.GÇ¥ Laud said proudly.
GÇ£Is that the best you could do?GÇ¥ asked Lemant, GÇ£I thought you were supposed to be intelligent.GÇ¥
GÇ£Just getting warmed up, Idiotface. Hush now!GÇ¥ She closed her eyes and listened intently for a few moments then turned triumphantly back to Lemant. GÇ£The cell is makeshift; we are not in a structurally designed prison area so this must be a cargo hold. The metal on the walls has traces of Titanium Diborite while not being predominantly constructed of it. Therefore, we are most likely in a Caldari hulled ship. That and I can hear the Graviton Reactor. Each reactor system has its own unique feeling.GÇ¥ She glanced at the RSS man with sly smile, GÇ£Good thing weGÇÖre not in a Gallente ship;GÇ¥ she gasped suddenly, as if in the throes of passion, GÇ£Fusion reactors make me absolutely randy.GÇ¥ Her eyes gleamed as if basking in a long ago memory.
Lemant held an unexpressive face throughout LaudGÇÖs commentary but he was beginning to suspect that the red headed prisoner was not entirely stable.
GÇ£Now, since I can hear the reactor, and feel itGÇÖs throbbingGǪGÇ¥ she turned and placed a hand on the wall like greeting her returned lover, GÇ£I can tell by the resonance that we are in something big. RaveGǪ.No, not Raven. Scorpion.GÇ¥ She turned to look at the RSS man whose poker face showed slight cracking around the ends, GÇ£And since we arenGÇÖt under GǪGÇ¥she smiled wickedly again, GÇ£thrust, we must still be docked and waiting for departure.GÇ¥ She sat down on the bed, stuck a hand under her own shirt and started scratching. GÇ£When you idiotfaces sell me into slavery, do you think theyGÇÖll make me a veterinarian? I do so love children.GÇ¥ Her face took on a beatific grin and she sat and itched while crossing her legs in front of her.
Lemant shook his head. This one was way out there. He turned and began calling on the comms. GÇ£Are you sure this one will work for you? This chick is completely wacko.GÇ¥
As Laud watched the RSS thug turn and begin speaking, she carefully pulled the underwire from her bra. She sighed as she discontinued her GÇÿscratchingGÇÖ. Good thing they didnGÇÖt strip search her. Laud knew quite a bit about the Scorpion battleship. Hell, she had constructed many of them over the years. What she did know is that with the upgraded electronics package that made them and ECM powerhouse, they had kilometers and kilometers of high powered conduit strung throughout the ship. Even the dingy walls of the cargo bay had plenty of power here. The Titanium Diborite impregnated into the walls was a great conductor of electricity and EM. Generally, that was why Caldari ships were shield tanked rather than armor tanked. If this ship followed standard construction layouts, it would theoretically be possible to pass a mild current into the wall and lightly disrupt the power flow through the conduits. Normally, such a small current would be totally indistinguishable but when using an antenna the size of a Scorpion class battleship. There was a chance. It would be small but there was a chance.
GÇ£If someone picks this up,GÇ¥ Laud thought, GÇ£IGÇÖm buying you a pony.GÇ¥
She stretched out with her back against the wall, casually bending and twisting the underwire. A mock cough and she spit into her palm, coating the bent end of the underwire. Casually, she placed her arms behind her head and began humming a song but also inserting the twisted end of the wire into her capsuleer implants. As the first contacts of the underwire struck the inner hull of the ship, Laud bit down on her tongue to not shout out. GÇ£Oh gods,GÇ¥ she thought between the bursts of pain, GÇ£this really hurts.GÇ¥
*** --- ***
*** --- ***
*-** *- **- -** *--* *-* ** --** -* *-*
*** -*-* --- *-* *--*
*** --- *** |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
41
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Posted - 2013.11.09 22:08:00 -
[2674] - Quote
lailyana walks in the main bar sleepily stretching, looking around the bar it seems eerily quiet. She grabs a cup of coffee and sits at a table wondering what will happen next. |
Matokin Lemant
108
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Posted - 2013.11.09 23:33:00 -
[2675] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:GÇ£
*** --- ***
*** --- ***
*-** *- **- -** *--* *-* ** --** -* *-*
*** -*-* --- *-* *--*
*** --- ***
(Meta: Nice use of Moris code...do you know it or used some website to type it, wondering because when I translated it back it roughly made sense to me. "SOS SOS LAUD PRIZNR SCORP SOS")
"What is that crazy chick up to now, she is banging her head against the back wall of the cell" Matokin thought to him self as he turned back to the com panel "Are we ready to depart yet he asked." A familiar female voice responded "Not yet , Waiting on clearance". He then glanced over his solder at Laud who for all his knowledge was still banging her head on the back of the cell.
"She is creeping me out how much longer to I have to stay down here" He asked with a tone of appreciation. The same voice replayed "Fine just post a couple of guards in there and you can leave...I dident take you so easily creeped out" The voice this time had a slight sarcastic chuckle to it.
"You will see, this one is trouble" Matokin thought to him self. "2X guards needed in holding area Alpha" Laud herd Matokin's voice ring over the ships PA system. Turning back to Laud Matokin's said "You are in a cell as you so acutely noticed, but we are not total monsters if you want something to eat just ask one of the guards to have someone bring you something...but dont expect any 5 star meal tho."
Just then 2X heavily armed Caldai guards showed up and admist her spits of pain Laud noticed they were of Civireian descent both physically domineering in appearance and stature.
"Watch her closely...she is a nutty one" Matokin said to them as he wearily walked between the 2X guards, as if at any moment one of them would reach out and grab him.
Arriving at his quarters on the ship Matokin walked in said and looked a the clean, blue-grey brightly light almost medical appearance of his room that screamed Caldari style form every nook. All tho the room was bigger than he was used to it was still award for him, as he was used to flying on Minmatar ships. With their rust brown colouring and almost welcoming micro layer of dust on everything in sight. And the familiar warming yellow lights complete with bed that looked as if at any moment it would crash onto the floor.
Walking over to the stainless steel sink he turned on the water grabbed perfectly folded cloth from the shelf adjacent and commenced to wash his face in the cool flowing water, his face still dripping he looked into the mirror above the sink. "How did I get dragged into this" he thought out loud. "Fast money she said...we would fire no guns or shed any tears just quick easy money" He continued in a mockingly female tone. Matokin felt his hands starting to shake and reached for his injection of nerve medication. Just as flash backs started to race through his mind...he could see the faces of all the people he had left behind when he escaped his captors, he began sweating a chilling cold sweat, the type he seen war vets get when they were experiencing flashbacks of the horrors of war. He fell back on the bed and cupped his face in his hands just as he took the injection to stop the flashbacks. GÇ£Oh well...This will be my last run then I will have enough money to get her backGÇ¥ again he caught himself once more talking out loud.
Just then he felt the ships engines roared into life GÇ£finally we are moving, the sooner that crazy women is offloaded ad we get paid the better. In any case I should try and get some shut eyeGÇ¥ he thought, going to be a long trip to where we are going.
As he laid in bed he noticed the steal slotted air vent over his mirror...and suddenly it hit him, he was only 2X decks above the holding cell where Laud was and he suddenly became extremely nervous had she heard him talking to himself....GÇ¥what if she had hadGÇ¥ wondered.
(Meta: wanted to give you a little more insight into MatokinGÇÖs mind set with this post)
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
190
|
Posted - 2013.11.10 01:50:00 -
[2676] - Quote
Matokin Lemant wrote:
(Meta: Nice use of Moris code...do you know it or used some website to type it, wondering because when I translated it back it roughly made sense to me. "SOS SOS LAUD PRIZNR SCORP SOS")
(Meta: Yes and Yes. My Morse is so rusty! I started writing it out but then had to refer to a chart. Google is a wonderful thing!) |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
193
|
Posted - 2013.11.10 02:08:00 -
[2677] - Quote
LaudGÇÖs brain was on fire. Each disruption from the independent power cell in her capsuleer implants to the hull of the Scorpion caused a blinding flash In her mind. She repeated the message over and over, barely acknowledging Lemant when he left and the two thug guards replaced him. When the thrusters of the ship came up, she nearly wept.
She had heard some faint voices; did one of them sound like Lemant? GÇÿNo time, no time.GÇÖ She thought and tapped out her message with more quickly.
*** -*-* --- *-* *--* (for those who dont know Morse code...Scorp)
**- -* -** --- -*-* -*- (Undock)
-* --- -**- (Now)
*-** *- **- -** (Laud)
*--* *-* ** --** -* *-* (Priznr)
*** --- *** (SOS)
Tears began streaming from her eyes. She was in agony but she had to press on. She knew, this would only work until the ship went into warp. She continued to tap the message. Over and over. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
38528
|
Posted - 2013.11.10 02:21:00 -
[2678] - Quote
Matokin Lemant wrote:
As he laid in bed he noticed the steal slotted air vent over his mirror...
Lemant smiled as the ship pulled away under thrust. "Finally underway." he sighed as the medication began kicking in.
A chirp from his desk drew his attention. He sat up and looked over to the small pile of possessions taken from Laudenum Hayes. Her wrist communicator was beeping. A male voice issued from the little speaker, "Sis, you there? Hey!"
A cold chill settled into him. |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
47
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Posted - 2013.11.10 03:04:00 -
[2679] - Quote
Lailyana has moved from drinking coffee, to going to the station quarters, coming back to the bar, pacing, drinking whiskey, pacing more and getting ever increasinly frustrated. Suddenly, without warning, She slams both fists into a nearby table.
"Damnit I cant sit here and sit Idly by, we have to help Laude!" she yells, everybody in the bar looking up at her outburst.
"How can any one of you present in here just sit down and do nothing, I have not known Laude very long, but im sure she would be firing on every single station and gate from here to Rens and back!"
the fire in her eyes suddenly matched the color of her hair, as she became more irrate.
"She Stood up to that, that whoever it was when he threatened harming every single on us in here, i cant sit here, Im going to find laude.
Lailyana stormed out of the bar in the direction of the stations quarters and hangers, the fire and passion in her eyes as she walked out suggested she wasnt coming back without laude. |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
47
|
Posted - 2013.11.10 03:14:00 -
[2680] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:Matokin Lemant wrote:
(Meta: Nice use of Moris code...do you know it or used some website to type it, wondering because when I translated it back it roughly made sense to me. "SOS SOS LAUD PRIZNR SCORP SOS")
(Meta: Yes and Yes. My Morse is so rusty! I started writing it out but then had to refer to a chart. Google is a wonderful thing!)
(Meta: Impressive, I have never bothered to learn moris code, i also had to google what you typed!) |
Matokin Lemant
117
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Posted - 2013.11.10 03:28:00 -
[2681] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Matokin Lemant wrote:
As he laid in bed he noticed the steal slotted air vent over his mirror...
Lemant smiled as the ship pulled away under thrust. "Finally underway." he sighed as the medication began kicking in. A chirp from his desk drew his attention. He sat up and looked over to the small pile of possessions taken from Laudenum Hayes. Her wrist communicator was beeping. A male voice issued from the little speaker, "Sis, you there? Hey!" A cold chill settled into him.
MatokinGÇÖs blood just about turned to ice in his veins he heard this voice before...and he knew what it meant. LaudGÇÖs brother was looking for her...
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Matokin Lemant
117
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Posted - 2013.11.10 03:34:00 -
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Laudenum Hayes wrote:LaudGÇÖs brain was on fire. Each disruption from the independent power cell in her capsuleer implants to the hull of the Scorpion caused a blinding flash In her mind. She repeated the message over and over, barely acknowledging Lemant when he left and the two thug guards replaced him. When the thrusters of the ship came up, she nearly wept.
She had heard some faint voices; did one of them sound like Lemant? GÇÿNo time, no time.GÇÖ She thought and tapped out her message with more quickly.
*** -*-* --- *-* *--* (for those who dont know Morse code...Scorp)
**- -* -** --- -*-* -*- (Undock)
-* --- -**- (Now)
*-** *- **- -** (Laud)
*--* *-* ** --** -* *-* (Priznr)
*** --- *** (SOS)
Tears began streaming from her eyes. She was in agony but she had to press on. She knew, this would only work until the ship went into warp. She continued to tap the message. Over and over.
Perhaps it was a side effect of the medication or the threat of being turned into a pulp by an angry minmatar or his own memories of being held captive...But something stirred with in MatokinGÇÖ he quickly sat up right in his bed and walked over to the still beeping wrist communicator, picking it up he quickly shut it off and placed it in his pocket. And set of for the holding area where Laud was being held.
Upon entering he found Laud still pounding her head on the cell wall with a clear expression of pain and agony upon her face.
Sighing heavily Matokin turned and faced the two guards. GÇ£You are dismissedGÇ¥ he said with an authoritative tone. He waited till he was sure they had gone far enough, then walked over to the control panel on the wall and unlocked LaudGÇÖs cell.
Laud was still banging her head away and either did not notice or was in too much pain to care. Seeing this Matokin entered the Cell and passed her the wrist communicator. GÇ£Your Brother has been calling for youGÇ¥ He said with a note of sympathy Laud had never seen in MataokinGÇÖs voice before.
Laud sat up with a start and stopped banning her head on the wall Matokin saw , her eyes were red as tears were running down her cheeks. And extended his hand as if to wipe the tears but suddenly retracted it in a flash after realizing Laud would probably just break it.
Laud said with tearful agony in her voice, GÇ£Why are you here? You have me locked up like some kind of caged wild animal what do you want from meGÇ¥
Matokin replied GÇ£Like I said Your Brother has been calling for youGÇ¥.
GÇ£Are you THAT a afraid of him...cause you should beGÇ¥ Laud said as she was trying to stand up. Still dizzy from the blinding flashes which was caused by her implants as she tapped out her message on the wall of her Cell she almost fell forward and Matokin motioned to catch her but the look she shot at him told him if he valued his live he had belter not. Catching herself and straightening up she looked at Matokin gone was the authoritative gaze and posture of an RSS agent and in its place was one Laud never seen him show before. GÇ£Could it be she thought...is he really concerned about me, or is he just worried for his own life...ya that must be it he is just scared of what Random will do to him.GÇ¥ Laud chuckled out loud at this thought.
Matokin looked puzzled and worried at the same time he knew laud was unstable GÇ£had she finallyGÇ¥ cracked he thoughtGÇ¥ he thought of reaching for his pistol but instead he simply asked then asked GÇ£what is so funnyGÇ¥
GÇ£Oh nothingGÇ¥ Laud said smiling
Suddenly Matokin realized that this is the closest he has been to Laud without her threading him or acting like a complete nut realizing this he slowly backed out of the cell.
Just then both Matokin and Laud felt the ships thrusters get louder...the ship must have cleared the dock and was starting to picking up speed in order to get a safe distance from the station before aligning for warp.
GÇ£Matokin quickly said...before Laud could do anything GÇ¥There is not much time, I know we have gotten off to a bad start the whole way round but you NEED to trust me this time I really do want to help you...Call your borother let him know what has happened and have him standing by with an armed boarding party for when the ship returns to dockGÇ¥
Laud replied GÇ£HA you expect me to believe you Mr RSS man after all thisGÇ¥ but at the same time she was thinking GÇ£If he donGÇÖt want to help then why did he give back my communicatorGÇ¥ She still had not completely convinced herself nor could understand he would do that.
Matokin replied GÇ£No I donGÇÖt but. I am the only chance you have right now to get out of here before we go to warp.GÇ¥ GÇ£ Look I have left your cell door unlockedGÇ¥ he said as he closed the door GÇ£Once I am gone there is an armory down the hall on the left and you will find your weapons in there. Grab them and head back here.GÇ¥
GÇ£I will be back then shortly to....check on youGÇ¥ Matokin said with a sarcastic tone.
During his whole explanation Matokin notice that Laud had not said one word...something completely out of the ordinary for her thus far. Instead she was just standing there with a rather perplexed look on her face
Backing out of the room keeping his eyes on Laud as he could not completely trust her not to jump out and try to strangle him or something he said GÇ£Well are you ok with all this or not?...I am taking a HUGE risk helping you like this I hope you know that.GÇ¥
He stopped in the door way and waited for his answer as Laud just stood in her sell and gleared at him like some kind of caged animal about to turn on its master....
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Matokin Lemant
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Posted - 2013.11.10 03:36:00 -
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Lailyana Enaka wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:Matokin Lemant wrote:
(Meta: Nice use of Moris code...do you know it or used some website to type it, wondering because when I translated it back it roughly made sense to me. "SOS SOS LAUD PRIZNR SCORP SOS")
(Meta: Yes and Yes. My Morse is so rusty! I started writing it out but then had to refer to a chart. Google is a wonderful thing!) (Meta: Impressive, I have never bothered to learn moris code, i also had to google what you typed!)
(Meta: I dont want to come across as some master of moris I had to google what Laud typed my self..just wanted to set the record straight lol |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2456
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Posted - 2013.11.10 09:10:00 -
[2684] - Quote
Succus hadn't earned his reputation gratuitously; being hired by mistress Fazmarai was more a shared gift than a reward, as he could had easily have found better paying masters. Yet he was intriged by how that Khanid noblewoman had learned of him and his exploits, and in the deep of the heart he was a romantic and couldn't help to assist a lady in distress... specially if she was an exotic beauty like mistress Fazmarai, and she was in a messy affair.
He was a competent barman, as he had been using that cover for many years. But also he had developed the kind of intuition that allows a security officer to land on his feet no matter the circunstances. Yiole Gionglao, admittedly, had done a good job in securing the Bar and the people involved, but she was not a true expert, and she had not the ability to feel "hunches".
And it was a hunch what made Succus install a multiwave scanner and enhance it with several tricks... like the abbility to bling a warning if it picked Morse code in any wavelength, from any source.
"Let the ball start rolling... hope these amateurs are up to it", thought to himself, before rushing to meet Ishtanchuk Fazmarai.
***
"So Laude says she's prisoner inside some Scorpion? Where?"
"I don't know, but likely it's on this very station. I've fed a false warning in the station security channnel concerning a Scorpion, so they won't be allowed to undock untll the officers figure out that it's a hoax... that will take some minutes and you should assemble something able to stop that Scorpion in the meanwhile"
"Maybe we could warp scramble it... but then we'll need some firepower if they want to fight. Whoever tackles them will be flagged and we don't know who will be out there"
"OK, you do what you can while I recruit some more patrons, mistress Fazmarai..."
"Of course I'll do. Warn Random and I'll ask Yiole... that should be three ships at least. Whoever interested, let them know that I'll be tackling with my Nightmare and Yiole will field a Caracal, se better we fleet up to don't start shooting each other inadvertedly"
Succus looked at Ishtanchuk Fazmarai as she rushed to the CQs linked to the appartments. Before explaining the situation to Random McNally and the other patrons, he wondered wether the Scorpion woud be a capsule fit ship or a commoner one, and what kind of risk was taking everyone. He knew that neither mistress Fazmarai nor her friend Yiole Gionglao were used to capsuleer on capsuleer combat...
(meta: I'm assuming that tackling in hisec is a yellow flag so anyone can engage the tackler but the tackler can't fire unless it is being shot at, either it becomes a red flag and NPC will also shoot on the tackler. If I am wrong, feel free to warn Ish ) |
Matokin Lemant
175
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Posted - 2013.11.10 17:28:00 -
[2685] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:(meta: I'm assuming that tackling in hisec is a yellow flag so anyone can engage the tackler but the tackler can't fire unless it is being shot at, either it becomes a red flag and NPC will also shoot on the tackler. If I am wrong, feel free to warn Ish )
(meta: That is ok with me, and for the record the Sorp is comonner fit with some "special" modifactions. However I feel it is nothing outside of eve reality. I am assuming extra EM shield hardening is acceptable and accurate, same with it having a cyno generator. If is not let me know) |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
48
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Posted - 2013.11.10 21:28:00 -
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Lailyana is sitting next to her Merlin Class Frigate reading "everything you need to know about Energy Grid Upgrades Vol. 2" and directing the workers fitting her ship
"No no", she proclaimed " I purchased the Navy Anti-Matter charges, not the civilan. and also take off my afterburner, theres a 1MN Micro warpdrive I got yesterday over in the corner there"
"Yes Mamn", says a nearby fittings mechanic
"Hm i hope Navy Anti Matter will be enough, I hope my ship will be enough" she thought calmly to herself, taking a pause from her reading to reminisce on the last time she fought in a merlin, suddenly she starts to hear the sound of her system indicating she was in low structure.
"Mamn", a voice snapping her back to reality says.
"what is it" she says taking a deep breath.
"Youll be cleared for undock in 20 minutes we are making final adjustments to your regolith shield inductor and making sure your new Damage Control Unit upgrades are in working order." the mechanic says.
"thank you very much, and also ive been having and issue with my Stasis Webifier, can you please re calberate it"
"Yes mamn, we will notify you when your cleared for undock"
The mechanic does a hurried about face and starts barking orders at the other mechanics as Lailyana goes back to her reading.
(meta: I hope its acceptable to use fits that I use ingame and also reference past fights that I have been in, if not let me know and I will edit) |
Matokin Lemant
245
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Posted - 2013.11.11 00:34:00 -
[2687] - Quote
Lailyana Enaka wrote:(meta: I hope its acceptable to use fits that I use ingame and also reference past fights that I have been in, if not let me know and I will edit)
meta: That is ok with me, I really don't think it would make a difference. But then again, I am not the onr who "runs" the bar |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
38610
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Posted - 2013.11.11 02:17:00 -
[2688] - Quote
Matokin Lemant wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:(meta: I'm assuming that tackling in hisec is a yellow flag so anyone can engage the tackler but the tackler can't fire unless it is being shot at, either it becomes a red flag and NPC will also shoot on the tackler. If I am wrong, feel free to warn Ish ) ( meta: That is ok with me, and for the record the Sorp is comonner fit with some "special" modifactions. However I feel it is nothing outside of eve reality. I am assuming extra EM shield hardening is acceptable and accurate, same with it having a cyno generator. If is not let me know)
(meta- Sorry about the delay all, been a busy day. Scorpion fit with extra EM shielding and a Cyno is fine. However, one cannot fire up a cyno in high sec. Is this system high sec? I thought so but thats up to the O.P. Also, regarding high sec fighting. Tackling someone is considered an aggressive act and is Concordokken. You can lock, you can scan but if you tackle, fire, jam, damp, disrupt....Concordokken. THIS is partially why it's taken me so long. That, and I submitted my story for Pod and Planet.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=294839&find=unread For Love and Money.
@Lailyana, you certainly can to mention in game fits and previous battles. I do it and haven't been flagged yet.
Watch for Random/Laud posts soon! I'm all writing burnt out right now. /meta) |
Matokin Lemant
257
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Posted - 2013.11.11 02:29:00 -
[2689] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Matokin Lemant wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:(meta: I'm assuming that tackling in hisec is a yellow flag so anyone can engage the tackler but the tackler can't fire unless it is being shot at, either it becomes a red flag and NPC will also shoot on the tackler. If I am wrong, feel free to warn Ish ) ( meta: That is ok with me, and for the record the Sorp is comonner fit with some "special" modifactions. However I feel it is nothing outside of eve reality. I am assuming extra EM shield hardening is acceptable and accurate, same with it having a cyno generator. If is not let me know) (meta- Sorry about the delay all, been a busy day. Scorpion fit with extra EM shielding and a Cyno is fine. However, one cannot fire up a cyno in high sec. Is this system high sec? I thought so but thats up to the O.P. Also, regarding high sec fighting. Tackling someone is considered an aggressive act and is Concordokken. You can lock, you can scan but if you tackle, fire, jam, damp, disrupt....Concordokken. THIS is partially why it's taken me so long. That, and I submitted my story for Pod and Planet.
@Lailyana, you certainly can to mention in game fits and previous battles. I do it and haven't been flagged yet.
Watch for Random/Laud posts soon! I'm all writing burnt out right now. /meta)
(meta: Oh I was under the impression that it was a low sec system. Who makes that call? Low sec would make it more dynamic and interesting. What is Pod and Planet? Sounds interesting and I would like to read the story you wrote for them. And don't worry about not being able to reply I understand how writing can burn you out...it does for me as well.
Edit: I just saw the link) |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
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Posted - 2013.11.11 07:39:00 -
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(moar meta! The Bar is situated in a Gallentean station at a fictional high security system called Erehwon -I was in a hurry when someone asked where the bar was located, so the name of the system is quite unoriginal. The setting is of a fine place with all the hedonism and decadence the Gallente can provide and a crazy bunch of patrons doing crazy stuff because they're demigods and the such.
The current properties include the Bar, a number of private appartments, a private adults club with prostitutes and showgirls/showboys (the backrooms), a multipurpose room with a stage used for the Nutella match, a games room used for the Strip Calvinball game, and the Kaltana Roman Baths at the backyard of the bar; the Baths imitate a classical setting and have caldarium, tepidarium and frigidarium (hot, temperate and cold water pools/rooms).
Anyway, someone should warn Ish about not tackling the Scorpion. Also I guess that the only way to put up a rescue plan, is to bump the Scorpion until the slavers land back or Laude escapes...) |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
197
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Posted - 2013.11.11 15:10:00 -
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She eyed Lemant for a few long moments. Was this a trap? The RSS man told her that Random was calling but the communicator was off. By feel, she knew it was hers so there wasnGÇÖt a switch made, but stillGǪ
She turned on the communicator, her eyes never leaving the RSS man. GÇ£Random, you there?GÇ¥
RandomGÇÖs concerned voice returned back, GÇ£Sis, what's going on? You never turn off your comms.GÇ¥
GÇ£Shut up, blockhead, GÇ£she retorted, GÇ£and listen close. IGÇÖve been taken captive on a Scorpion thatGÇÖs undocking right now. Come bail me out!GÇ¥
The communicator grew hot and sparks began to emanate from dial. LaudGÇÖs eyes narrowed at the Lemant. GÇ£TheyGÇÖve jammed my signal and started a feedback on the channel.GÇ¥
Lemant started looking around. GÇ£Ok, sheGÇÖs on to me.GÇ¥ He started looking about, eyes covering the exits waiting for guards to come back in. General quarters alarms started going off throughout the ship. GÇ£Looks like fun time isGǪ.GÇ¥
He never finished his thought. When he looked around, Laud stepped up and slammed a left hook into his face. There was a sickening crack, and a burst of pain from Lauds hand, but the RSS man managed to keep his feet under him for two full steps before sprawling to the ground. As Lemant tried to shake the sparkles of light from his vision, Laud dropped on top of him, straddling his chest and knees pinning his arms.
GÇ£THAT is for taking me prisoner!GÇ¥ she screamed, eyes blazing. She then reached down, grabbed him by the hair and pulled his head upwards. He winced in pain but it was soon forgotten when Laud planted a kiss on his mouth. The intensity and heat of the kiss washed through him, making his head swim, and he honestly couldnGÇÖt tell which affected him more. GÇ£THATGÇÖS for getting me out of here!GÇ¥ She stood and looked to the doors. GÇ£CGÇÖmon, we gotta go! Random is going to tear this place apart.GÇ¥
She sprinted to a door that, she recalled, went to general crew quarters. GÇ£We should be able to find suits or escape pods this way!GÇ¥ She called back, taking a cautious look through the doors.
Lemant dragged himself to his feet and stumbled after the woman. He paused momentarily when he noticed blood on the floor. He put hand to jaw and noticed that he was bleeding, but the blood trail went to the redhead. As he approached, he could see even from that distance, that LaudGÇÖs hand was badly broken.
Together, they dashed through the door. |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
38670
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Posted - 2013.11.11 16:48:00 -
[2692] - Quote
Random stood very still. The communication burst into static, but the gist was clear.
Laudenum had been taken.
A rush of emotion charged through him and it took a moment to sort through it. The RSS man. The Concord agent. The threats.
They had taken Laud. They had taken his little sister.
His eyes burned and he spun around and dropped to a knee. He reached under his bed and drew out an old wooden box. He quickly flicked the latches and swung the top open. Gleaming, under the dim lights of his room, was an old Matari boarding axe. Reverently, he pulled it free from its protective sheath and hefted it. The blade was polished and honed to a razorGÇÖs edge. He looked up at Yiole, hurriedly getting dressed, and said, GÇ£I need your help.GÇ¥
Yiole smiled, and nodded. Together, they left his quarters at a rush.
When they entered the common area, Succus was moving towards them. GǣYour sister has been GǪGǥ he began but Random finished sentence.
GÇ£Captured. Yes, I know. Thanks!GÇ¥ Random quickly looked around to survey the patrons in the bar. There were a few he recognized, more that he didnGÇÖt. He drew a deep breath and said loudly, GÇ£I need help! Laud has been captured and I need assistance getting her back!GÇ¥ He turned to Succus and said, GÇ£Look for the KaltanaGÇÖs. Have them organize a boarding party and tell them to bring ALL their toys. If Sheimi or Alice is available, weGÇÖll need outside assistance. WeGÇÖll need to bump the Scorpion to prevent it from warping. I have a bump Stabber in the hangar if someone needs it. No tackle! GO!GÇ¥ He turned and sprinted to the front door with the enormous axe in hand. GÇ£We are leaving!GÇ¥ He shouted, and they quickly exited.
Random and Yiole ran through the halls towards the hangars. Both Random and Yiole calling ahead to their ships. Inhabitants of the station soon moved to the side as Yiole shouted to make space. Those that questioned her warnings soon faced the Matari bull with the great axe. They stopped for nothing.
Yiole flashed Random a smile and sprinted to her Caracal while Random turned to the great Tornado he had recently delivered to the station. The ship was already powered up and the dock master was awaiting him at his pod. He turned to the captain and said, GÇ£Make arrangements for two more. Purchase and outfit them like this one, no matter the expense. This will not be pretty.GÇ¥ He moved quickly to submerge into his pod. Yiole patched into comms and the two began coordinating with the additional capsuleers that trickled in.
The Tornado received the capsule and Random began calling for departure clearance. Regardless, the Matari battle cruiser began moving and Comm Control began waving off ships with prior clearance. The assemblage of capsuleers began moving to the undock.
Docking drones tried to redock the Scorpion due to signals of the lockdown. The ScorpionGÇÖs captain increased thrust and was able to slowly pull away. Inside the Scorpions Bridge, the comms officer turned. GÇ£Captain, I think we have a problem.GÇ¥ The captain turned to the comms station and said, GÇ£On screen.GÇ¥ Suddenly, the image of the Tornado and several other attack ships cleared the undock.
GÇ£WeGÇÖll need a diversion.GÇ¥ Random said. GÇ£I want one volunteer to warp to the belts and find someone, anyone. I need a gank on cue.GÇ¥ One of the frigates peeled away and warped off in the direction of the asteroid belts. Preemptively, Random called on comms, GÇ£Yiole, I know the look youGÇÖre giving me without even seeing it. I will compensate the miner for the ship. IGÇÖll even throw in a nice bonus besides.GÇ¥
Yiole shot back, GÇ£Random, why are you going to need a miner to get shot at?GÇ¥
GÇ£Because, IGÇÖll need someone to pull off Concord.GÇ¥ Random said grimly.
The smaller ships began bumping the Scorpion, preventing it from maneuvering into warp position. Between the bumping ships, and the effects of the docking drones, the Scorpion was slowed to a crawl. GÇ£Remember,GÇ¥ Random chimed out, GÇ£no effects, you can target but no effects!GÇ¥ He activated the weapons array as he moved to Tornado to range, the monstrous artillery guns thrumming into life.
GÇ£Keep bumping, keep bumping.GÇ¥ Random called out. GÇ£DonGÇÖt let it maneuver. If it performs any hostile act, then tear it apart.GÇ¥ Random turned to the weapons crew. GÇ£Overheat the cannons and prepare to fire everything we have.GÇ¥ He said, the weapons crews moving quickly to preheat the powerful cannons and loaders. Random turned to tactical and said, "Lock target and prepare to fire."
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Matokin Lemant
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Posted - 2013.11.11 17:03:00 -
[2693] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:She eyed Lemant for a few long moments. Was this a trap? The RSS man told her that Random was calling but the communicator was off. By feel, she knew it was hers so there wasnGÇÖt a switch made, but stillGǪ
She turned on the communicator, her eyes never leaving the RSS man. GÇ£Random, you there?GÇ¥
RandomGÇÖs concerned voice returned back, GÇ£Sis, what's going on? You never turn off your comms.GÇ¥
GÇ£Shut up, blockhead, GÇ£she retorted, GÇ£and listen close. IGÇÖve been taken captive on a Scorpion thatGÇÖs undocking right now. Come bail me out!GÇ¥
The communicator grew hot and sparks began to emanate from dial. LaudGÇÖs eyes narrowed at the Lemant. GÇ£TheyGÇÖve jammed my signal and started a feedback on the channel.GÇ¥
Lemant started looking around. GÇ£Ok, sheGÇÖs on to me.GÇ¥ He started looking about, eyes covering the exits waiting for guards to come back in. General quarters alarms started going off throughout the ship. GÇ£Looks like fun time isGǪ.GÇ¥
He never finished his thought. When he looked around, Laud stepped up and slammed a left hook into his face. There was a sickening crack, and a burst of pain from Lauds hand, but the RSS man managed to keep his feet under him for two full steps before sprawling to the ground. As Lemant tried to shake the sparkles of light from his vision, Laud dropped on top of him, straddling his chest and knees pinning his arms.
GÇ£THAT is for taking me prisoner!GÇ¥ she screamed, eyes blazing. She then reached down, grabbed him by the hair and pulled his head upwards. He winced in pain but it was soon forgotten when Laud planted a kiss on his mouth. The intensity and heat of the kiss washed through him, making his head swim, and he honestly couldnGÇÖt tell which affected him more. GÇ£THATGÇÖS for getting me out of here!GÇ¥ She stood and looked to the doors. GÇ£CGÇÖmon, we gotta go! Random is going to tear this place apart.GÇ¥
She sprinted to a door that, she recalled, went to general crew quarters. GÇ£We should be able to find suits or escape pods this way!GÇ¥ She called back, taking a cautious look through the doors.
Lemant dragged himself to his feet and stumbled after the woman. He paused momentarily when he noticed blood on the floor. He put hand to jaw and noticed that he was bleeding, but the blood trail went to the redhead. As he approached, he could see even from that distance, that LaudGÇÖs hand was badly broken.
Together, they dashed through the door.
(meta: Just wanted to say I love the new picture Laud)
Matokin stumbled after Laud still reeling...tho he was not sure if it was from the punch or the spontaneous kiss.
Catching up with Laud he said "just stop for one second your hand is broken...badly, the med bay is just this way a little further. "
Laud looked down at her hand as if suddenly more aware of the intense throbbing pain coming form it..."so it is, but we have to keep moving" she said trying her best to hide the pain in her voice.
Matokin started thinking to him self "I know she is in no shape to do fight should we encounter any resistance, but how to convince her to get to the medical bay...if I trick her she will be mad" Finally he said "Hayes your in no shape to fight if they find us...even if you think you are they can follow the trail of blood right to us" Matokin looked down at the floor and the blood still dripping from Laud's shattered hand.
"I am fine and we are not that far from the EVA repair bay there should be some suits in there " Laud said whipping around she was getting a little dizzy but couldn't let it Matokin detect it or he would surly press the med bay issue even more.
Matokin noticed that Laud's voice was a little more shaky then normal the two still running he asked "Are you sure you are going to be ok?"
"For the last time I am fine...look if you dont stop we will never make it in time" Laud said suddenly struck by an intense dizziness she stumbled and caught her self on the wall with her good hand. "I just need to rest for a minute" she continued as she moved her self so her back slid down the blue-grey wall only coming to rest when she was sitting on the floor with her legs out stretched.
Matokin saw that Laud was no longer by his side and said "keep moving" in a snappy tone they way a senior officer would order a subordinate around. When no reply came he turned around to see Laud sitting with her back to the wall, Matokin doubled back and then bent down by Laud stuck a needle in her leg saying "I am sorry but this is for your own good...I have gotten you this far I am not letting anything happen to you now."
Laud weekly said something along the lines of "Touch me with that thing and I am going to make sure the left side of your face matches your right" but Matokin was not quite sure. The last thing Laud remembered that moment was the sudden prick of pain as the needles tip entered her upper thy.
Matokin then scooped up Laud and tossed her over his shoulder he ran down the corridor of the ship right past the EVA repair bay and on word to lift at the end of the corridor and then from there made his way to the medical bay. Entering the medical bay Matokin found it to be completely empty...."that is odd" he thought to him self but at the same time couldn't believe there luck.
Laying laud out on one of the med tables...Matokin turned around and went to find something to help Lauds hand.
At that moment Laud woke up in a daze all she could see was the bright over head lights on the medical table shining down upon her..."What is gong on and where am I....what the hell are they doing to me now? Was the RSS officers rescue just another one of his tricks.?" At that moment she could make out make out Matokin's figure walking back over toward her... |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
198
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Posted - 2013.11.11 18:13:00 -
[2694] - Quote
There are two bits of wisdom commonly known in the Matari culture. Both of which can be traced back to Old Earth, in the days before the closing of the EVE gate. The firstGǪ
GǣThe female being of the greater deadliness of the speciesGǪGǥ and
GÇ£Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn.GÇ¥
Laudenum drew breath and screeched to impress the ancestors. Lemant stepped back and involuntarily covered his ears, the sound raking through his head. He moved to silence the woman but she swung her leg and connected her boot with the other side of his face. Stars swam in his eyes and he crumpled to the floor. As his vision returned, he was aware of the woman walking unsteadily towards him. Her eyes burned with hatred beyond rationality.
GÇ£You wonGÇÖt need to worry about my brother, RSS man.GÇ¥ Laudenum purred. GÇ£IGÇÖm going to kill you myself.GÇ¥
The ship shook violently and alarms changed throughout the ship. Lemant knew those alarms. The outside tactics had changed.
The Scorpion was now under fire. |
Matokin Lemant
338
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Posted - 2013.11.11 19:50:00 -
[2695] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:There are two bits of wisdom commonly known in the Matari culture. Both of which can be traced back to Old Earth, in the days before the closing of the EVE gate. The firstGǪ
GǣThe female being of the greater deadliness of the speciesGǪGǥ and
GÇ£Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn.GÇ¥
Laudenum drew breath and screeched to impress the ancestors. Lemant stepped back and involuntarily covered his ears, the sound raking through his head. He moved to silence the woman but she swung her leg and connected her boot with the other side of his face. Stars swam in his eyes and he crumpled to the floor. As his vision returned, he was aware of the woman walking unsteadily towards him. Her eyes burned with hatred beyond rationality.
GÇ£You wonGÇÖt need to worry about my brother, RSS man.GÇ¥ Laudenum purred. GÇ£IGÇÖm going to kill you myself.GÇ¥
The ship shook violently and alarms changed throughout the ship. Lemant knew those alarms. The outside tactics had changed.
The Scorpion was now under fire.
"No you dont" Matokin said wearily still reeling from the sudden boot to the head he had just revived. He Continued "I dont know how familiar you are with ship alarms but the one going off now means we are under fire...so if you dont let me try to stop the beading in your hand we are both going to die here" He stood up catching him self on the side of the table.
Matokin said with a puzzled voice "Why are you trying to kill me anyway? You pretty much passed out from pain and blood loss back there in the corridor and I knew you would not come willingly so I had no choice but to sedate you in order to bring you here. He stopped as he straightened him self upright his head still pounding. "Look I know you dont like me but I am only trying to help you. "
Walking over to one of the storage cabinets that lined the walls of the med bay to get a local anesthetic. Matokin continued "I know you put on this tough chick appearance, but I also know your human and some place deep inside you are scared if not terrified. Your on some strange ship taking you to some to some place but you have no idea where or what will happen once you get there. You may not believe this but I was once in your position before...that is why I am trying to help you get off this ship"
"Could it be..how would an RSS officer have been in MY position before" thought Laud
Matokin kept rummaging through the cabinets none of the Caldari medical supplies looked familiar to him...they are all to advanced compared to the primitive Minmatar ones he had seen used. "You know this may surprise you, but I have dealt with people like you in the past. And I can say with certainty that judging by your unstable nature, Miss Hayes it also serves as some kind of barrier to stop anyone from getting close to you. Because either you are afraid that something bad will happen to said person or to stop your self from getting hurt. However whether you want to admit it to me or not you know I am right"
Just then he caught a glimpse of Laud in the mirror finish of the cabinet door she was even more unsteadily walking toward him but this time he noticed she was now holding a surgical laser in her good hand pointing it directly at him.
"I dont want to hurt you, but if you insist on doing this I will have no choice but to defend my self...and no offence but your not in any shape to fight anyone right now. Which is why I brought you here. "Now SIT DOWN and let me try and help you...we can always settle this in the ring when we get of this SHIP" Matokin said in a firm commanding voice.
"I better change my tone Matokin though I dont want her to get even more fired up...I dont want to have to hurt her" He changed his tone to one of a more sympathetic nature "I was right about why you put on the tough chick attitude wasn't I?"
(Meta: You have been calling me Lemant in the last couple of post not that I care but where I am new new to eve RP I was simply wondering is there something I am dong wrong when I refer to my self as Matokin or you as Laud or Laudenum. If there is let me know and I can correct it.
Also I dont know much about the medical side of how one would heal his/her self so that is why I have been leery to approach it I dont want to say/do the wrong thing.) |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
204
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Posted - 2013.11.11 21:14:00 -
[2696] - Quote
(meta-I've been calling you Lemant in narration. Laudenum doesn't know your name since you never used it. You did identify yourself as "with the RSS" so thats how she will refer to you. You sir, are doing nothing wrong! As far as the medical end goes, if you are untrained, then you are untrained. Go with what feels right.)
(Late meta edit- Since I wasn't the one to introduce the "Concord" officer, I'll let you decide what the ship does. Suffice it to say that Random will continue to throw 1400mm Arty Tornados at it until it docks or explodes) |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2472
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Posted - 2013.11.11 21:39:00 -
[2697] - Quote
"...you can target but no effects!", resounded Random's voice on the comms.
"Doh, then this beast is not going to be of much use unless the Scorpion captain is suicidal...", thought Ish to herself. As events developed, she was feeling uneasy about the choices made. She knew that her Nightmare was a fearsome machine, with a DPS capable to rip apart a Scorpion in a few volleys, but that wouldn't be good for anyone inside the Scorpion.
As the Nightmare undocked, Ish saw the Scorpion, and how it was being severely bumped around. She also saw Random's Tornado along Yiole's Caracal, and how a frigate suddenly warped away.
"What are these guys doing?", she thought to herself.
Then she saw Random's Tornado firing on the Scorpion, and she mentally stifled a scream. But then she saw no CONCORD in sight, and made something she would had never thought she would ever do.
With a simple mental order, no more than a wish for it to happen, the Nightmare's lasers fired on what was left of the Scorpion's shields, and a few seconds later they fired again and drained the shields of all power, denting the armor. The next volley from Random's Tornado smashed with full force on the weak armor of the shield tanked ship, and Ish stopped the lasers.
"Random, I surely hope you know what you're doing... and that CONCORD won't come before I bloody land this red blinging toy"
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Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
50
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Posted - 2013.11.11 21:44:00 -
[2698] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:There are two bits of wisdom commonly known in the Matari culture. Both of which can be traced back to Old Earth, in the days before the closing of the EVE gate. The firstGǪ
GǣThe female being of the greater deadliness of the speciesGǪGǥ and
GÇ£Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn.GÇ¥
Laudenum drew breath and screeched to impress the ancestors. Lemant stepped back and involuntarily covered his ears, the sound raking through his head. He moved to silence the woman but she swung her leg and connected her boot with the other side of his face. Stars swam in his eyes and he crumpled to the floor. As his vision returned, he was aware of the woman walking unsteadily towards him. Her eyes burned with hatred beyond rationality.
GÇ£You wonGÇÖt need to worry about my brother, RSS man.GÇ¥ Laudenum purred. GÇ£IGÇÖm going to kill you myself.GÇ¥
The ship shook violently and alarms changed throughout the ship. Lemant knew those alarms. The outside tactics had changed.
The Scorpion was now under fire.
Lailyana heard a commotion as she was waiting for the clearance to undock and reading her book.
"the scorpion is being bumped!" a random mechanic yelled as he ran past her.
"hm, could it be someone found laude already" thought lail perplexed at the scene, "also a its a scoprion...and if its being bumped off station, the next course would be someone will fire, but what side"
At this point Lailyana got up wasting no time "You!" she proclaimed at a mechanic running by, whether I have clearance or not im leaving, get me out of this station!"
"yes mamn" the caldari said.
Lail jumps into her Merlin "Navi, set course for undock and orbit that scorpion at 500 meters!"
"set undock and orbit" her Navi computer repeated back to her
"If this is a scorpion I have to get under its guns if it starts to fire, there is no way I can tackle that ship and survive" she thought to her self" she switches to the onboard targetting system "Lock Scorpion, but DO NOT engage until you see it firing, sheilds up!"
a voice comes on over the comms "youre cleared for undock Ms. Enaka"
"FINALLY" she thought to herself, lets just hope the next time im here isnt a painful activation with a salvage crew picking over my ship"
"Navi", she yells, "Get us out of here now!"
(/meta If im doing something wrong in my own story progression please let me know never attempted RP on any other game, Im attempting to make it seem like I stormed out of the bar, refitted my ship, unknowing to the fact Random is currently bumping the ship. Im also trying to play around with the inside of what I would consider a 1 crew frigate, correct me if im wrong, also I found it hilarious that me and Laude changed pictures within a few hours of each other) |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
204
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Posted - 2013.11.11 21:53:00 -
[2699] - Quote
(meta- The main idea of note with regards to a RP thread is that he characters are not omniscient. Sometimes the fun in participating is thinking "what of the post would I be privvy to, and what can I play off of". Liberties [i.e. the no crew frig] are fine and easily explainable. The main thing is to have fun, and continue the story as if it were a book.) |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
38687
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Posted - 2013.11.11 22:21:00 -
[2700] - Quote
"The Nightmare has opened fire!" said the tactical officer, staring into his control screen. "Shields are dropping fast and it's into armor!"
Random turned his focus away from the Scorpion and to Ishtanchuk's deadly Nightmare. He opened comms to Ish and said, "Ish, I'll thank you properly later, but you need to listen to me now! Shut down your guns, hurry!"
The Tornado's comm officer announced, "Concord is on alert! We have been criminally flagged and they are warping in. ETA, 20 seconds."
Random took in the comm officer report and returned his attention to Ishtanchuk. "Ish, power down your systems and begin open communication to the Concord officers. You have to convince them that there is a fake Concord officer on that ship. Show them the bar tapes, send them your measurements but you have to get them to listen!"
"But Random," Ish began, "You opened fire on them!"
"Yea, Ish," Random sighed "I wasn't expecting to redock this ship."
"Tactical, Random" the tactical officer shouted, "Do we take another shot?"
Random looked briefly at the state of the Scorpion, it was in structure. One more round could destroy the ship and he had no idea if Laud was safe.
"Comm, Random" the communications officer shouted, "Concord ETA 5 seconds."
Random furrowed his brow. He couldn't take a chance of the Scorpion escaping but he also wouldn't chance Laud's life. "Random, Tactical" he said quietly, "activate scram and shut down the guns. Lets hope that pretty Khanid noblewoman can talk some sense into the space police."
"All crew, prepare to abandon ship." Random thought, as the first of the Concord ships appeared.
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2483
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Posted - 2013.11.11 23:17:00 -
[2701] - Quote
"Men! Why they don't ever give you all the relevant data?", tought Ishtanchuk Fazmarai to herself as she fired the evacuation alarm so her crew had a better chance to escape if everything went wrong.
"Nightmare battleship to CONCORD officers, do you copy me?"
Two CONCORD Captain landed on grid, and each one locked and scrambled Random's and ish's ships.
"Nightmare to CONCORD officers, here's Ishtanchuk Fazmarai, I need to talk to you!"
The CONCORD battleships fired, obliteraitng all of Randoms shields and most of his a rmor in a volley, and crashing Ish's massive shield to a few remannts.
"Officers! There's a fake CONCORD officer in that Scorpion! Do you copy me?"
Albeit she was talking through a neural interface, Ish managed to sound as panicked as she was. It would be a few seconds before the police battlehsips fired again, and albeit Ish's nightmare probably could take a couple shots more, that would be the end to Random's Tornado.
"Silakan berhenti penembakan dan mendengarkan!", she shouted, and the neural interface just pitched up her voice. A CONCORD battleship fired on Ish's Nightmare, vanishing its shield and wrecking the armor, and then the other ship held fire before annihilating Random's Tornado. A few seconds passed...
"Officers? Will you listen us now? There is a false CONCORD agent aboard that ship and she's kidnapped a friend, a capsuleer like us!"
"Ma'am, i don't know who you are nor what is this story about, but i strongly suggest all of you to dock inmediately"
"Mistress Fazmarai?", sounded Succus voice on the local chat channel- "Are you OK? I've barely had time to pull a string before those ships were dispatched against you and your friends"
"Succus? you... stopped... CONCORD?"
"Are you Ok, mistress Fazmarai?"
"Yes, I am... kinda... my ship has taken severe damage and also Random's, but at least these officers now are willing to ask before shooting"
"I'll be delivering them some footage from the security cameras, then"
"We better get some explanations, this is beyond irregular..."
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai tried to talk, but she couldn't as her emotions returned to normality. She knew that her body was now relaxing, her heart slowing down and very likely the nanite drain system was eliminating and cleaning the urine she likely had released when the CONCORD captain stopped firing.
"I'm alive. I've been about to lose my ship and likely I just peed myself, but i am alive. And I owe God knows what favor to Succus...", she thought.
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Matokin Lemant
373
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Posted - 2013.11.11 23:30:00 -
[2702] - Quote
On the bridge of the Scorpion alarms were blearing and the lights were flickering. A voice cut through the interment darkens GÇ£mam what do we doGÇ¥. The agent replied in an all to clam demeanor GÇ£Call for the support that is waiting just on the other side of the inbound gateGÇ¥
The tactical officer turned and looked at her GÇ£You never said we had backupGÇ¥ GÇ£I never said we didnGÇÖt eitherGÇ¥ she replied. Just then the ship shook violently as another burst of 1400mm shells slammed into the shipGÇÖs hull. The agent then walked over to the coms station pushing the slumped over coms officer out of her way. GÇ£This is Sharazzi on the Cheyenne we are being bumped off station and are under heavy fire send in the reinforcements NOW. We have the package but cannot escapeGÇ£
GÇ£We are in warp now mamGÇ¥ a male voice replied back over the com channel
Sharazzi went back to her chair quickly then wiping the dust off it with her hand she sat down saying. GÇ£What are they doing out there now tacticalGÇ¥. GÇ£Umm nothing mam the tactical officer responded. I am however detecting CONCORD ships about 5 sec out.GÇ¥ GÇ£Fools they just got themselves killedGÇ¥. She thought
GÇ£When our reinforcements land have them primary that Nightmare, secondary will be the Tornado if concord donGÇÖt get it first. GÇ£Yes MamGÇ¥ The tactical officer replied. At that moment another alarm went off on the bridge of the Cheyenne. GÇ£The tornado just tackled usGÇ¥ another officer pointed out.
GÇ£When our reinforcements land have them primary that Nightmare, secondary will be the Tornado if concord donGÇÖt get it first. GÇ£Yes MamGÇ¥ The tactical officer replied. At that moment another alarm went off on the bridge of the Cheyenne. GÇ£The tornado just tackled usGÇ¥ another officer pointed out.
GÇ£What are these fools trying to doGÇ¥ Sharazzi thought to herself but her train of thought was interrupted by the tactical officer GÇ£Concord ships are entering the field mam...reinforcements are 3 seconds outGÇ¥
Mean while outside Ish was franticly trying to make contact with the CONCORD fleet but before she had time to wait for a reply as 3 new signatures appeared upon her tactical display when she identified them as 3 crows, 2 immediately started burning for her Nightmare while one was heading to Randoms Tornado.
What happened next made her blood run cold as ice, 3 more ships landed on the field further out this but there shape was unmistakable she did not even have to look at her tactical display... Golems. Then she watched as if time its self had slowed down as the 3 of them started to raise the unmistakable bastion shutters. And suddenly she knew they were in a world of trouble as Ish knew even her nightmare could not stand up to their combined firepower for long. At that same moment an alarm went off the crows were in tackle range...
(Meta: I couldnGÇÖt keep calling the other character in this GÇ£the agentGÇ¥ so I had to think of a name for her off the top of my head...same for the ship couldnGÇÖt keep calling it GÇ£the ScorpGÇ¥ lol. Also I am hoping we are using Rubicon as the ship base hence the bastion on the golems and the crows being used as the fleet interceptor. And I hope 3X golems and 3X crows are not overdoing it too much if it is I can GÇ£tone it downGÇ¥ a bit.
Oh and lastly as for what is going on in the med bay that is in Lauds hands now)
(meta: Edit bloody hell ish you posted again before I had all this typed/thought out...and I am to lazy to reright all that now) |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
52
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Posted - 2013.11.12 00:06:00 -
[2703] - Quote
The light from the star 24 AU temporarily blinds lailyana as she leaves the station
"Navi, orbit scorpion at 500 meters" lailyana thinks as the merlin spins to approach the Scorpion. Suddently the brightness of the star is over shadowed by an explosion on the scorpion as lailyana scans and sees a tornado firing a salvo into the disabled Scorpion.
"scanner whats the status of the scorpion" lailyana inquired.
"50% armor and dropping" the scanner responded.
well if CONCORD wasnt aware of the situation they are now, and more than likely just a few seconds from really getting this party started Lailyana thought to herself, maybe I should try to reach to the pilot of that tornado and see what assistance I can offer.
"hello this is Lailyana Enaka talking to you from the USS Herp Derp a Frigate Class frigate, you just fired on a ship my friend is being held captive on, how copy. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2492
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Posted - 2013.11.12 07:59:00 -
[2704] - Quote
(meta: just be noted that i will not lose that ship under no circunstance. As i said, this thread is for fun. And anyway, with two angry puzzled CONCORD battleships on grid, it would not be wise that anyone fired...)
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
38782
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Posted - 2013.11.12 16:32:00 -
[2705] - Quote
Sector Captain Petro Grainger watched from the bridge of the Concord Battle ship GÇÿExtinctionGÇÖ. He stood, looking intently at the vid screen display and moved to the tactical station. He turned to the comms officer and said, GÇ£Comms, are you sure that code is valid?GÇ¥
The comms officer continued to type furiously onto his data screen. GÇ£Captain, the code is an older code, but it is valid.GÇ¥
First officer Gauge also approached tactical, standing a close but respectful distance away. GÇ£Captain, the code is a security code. As Sector Captain, you have the authority to over ride.GÇ¥
The captain grimaced. He hated when things got GÇÿcomplicatedGÇÖ. Normally, when capsuleer attacks occurred in High Sec, it was ConcordGÇÖs job to come in and end the conflict. Not necessarily meet out justice. He sighed heavily. GÇ£Yes Gauge, IGÇÖm aware.GÇ¥
GǣSensor, Command,Gǥ the Sensors operator barked. GǣWe have multiple targets that have just warped in. Three GǪ Interceptor class ships, Crows, sir. Three more contacts coming in. Marauder Class ships, Golems sir.Gǥ The sensor operator continued focusing his equipment. "I thought for a moment that they may have off grid links but I cannot get a clear signal.Gǥ
Captain Grainger watched on screen as the three Crows deployed in tackle formation around the Nightmare and Tornado. According to their screens, the Nightmare was de-aggressing and by the time any real damage could be inflicted, it would be able to dock. The Tornado, however, was a different story. It maintained its Scram hold on the Scorpion, GÇÿCheyenneGÇÖ. Grainger placed a hand on the Tactical Officers shoulder and asked, GÇ£Tactical assessment?GÇ¥
The Tactical Officer turned to face the Concord Captain. Her eyes were milk white and her slightly enlarged scalp and head was smooth and hairless. GÇ£Captain,GÇ¥ she began, her voice tinged with electronic harmonic frequencies, GÇ£We are two against ten, certainly not an unwinnable situation. My instinct tells me that the Golems will deploy into bastion mode, making the fight much more vigorous. We will lose contact with the Nightmare as it has now de-aggressed. Dispatching the Tornado will be of no effort. There is a Merlin class frigate in close orbit about the Scorpion but as of now, has made no aggressive actions. Most likely course will be that it will dock up.GÇ¥
Grainger turned away from the eerily visage Tactic Officer and said, GÇ£Command, Comms. Put Sector on alert and request back up from any nearby squadron. Also, request dispatch to covert and observe their link ship. Sensors, when you lock down that signal, get it to Sector command.GÇ¥ He turned and looked back into the Tactic OfficerGÇÖs eyes, GÇ£I donGÇÖt mind a vigorous fight, now and again, but Sector command sort of frowns on that.GÇ¥
GÇ£Comms, Command.GÇ¥ The Communication Officer called, GÇ£I have your fish on the line.GÇ¥
GÇ£Bring it up, please, Payton.GÇ¥ A chime emanated on the bridge and the Captain said, GÇ£This is Concord Sector Captain Grainger of the GÇÿExtinctionGÇÖ. You, sir, had better have a really good explanation of why I should hold back Concord Punishment. You said something about a false officer,GÇ¥ the Captain said returning to his seat, GÇ£You best start telling me about this.GÇ¥
GÇ£Most certainly, Captain. I am currently transmitting surveillance that I have recorded from the situation. You should be able to review it at your leisure but suffice to say, the commander of the Scorpion is going about impersonating a Concord official.GÇ¥
Succus drew a deep breath clearly over the communications channel and said, GÇ£Here, sir is what IGÇÖm able to determineGǪGÇ¥
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Matokin Lemant
582
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Posted - 2013.11.12 17:00:00 -
[2706] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:(meta: just be noted that i don't want to lose that ship under no circunstance. As i said, this thread is for fun. And anyway, with two angry puzzled CONCORD battleships on grid, it would not be wise that anyone fired...)
(Meta: Don't worry Ish I didn't have the intention to bring harm to anyone's ship/character unless they wrote it into their own RP response the other ships are mearly just to add another element into the susation to make it more dynamic. So you have nothing to worry about. Should have made this clear earlier and for that I apologize. Anyway, I wrote a little piece below that should tie everything together nicely)
Mean while on the Cheyenne the alarms were still blaring loudly as the ship had sustained heavy damage. Sharazzi looked at the screen, the crows had the Nightmare tackled same for the Tornado...but the Golems were not firing. "Why have they not dealt with that Nightmare yet she thought it should be no match for there combined fire power. "
She walked over to he coms station and raised the Golem squad commander "YOU idiots why haven't you dealt with that Nightmere yet" There was a sense of urgency and anger in her voice. A male voice replied "The nightmare was disengaged when we arrived on grid mam, It hasn't done anything since we arrived and my tactical officer has deemed it to not be of any threat. Besides, to fire on it now with all these concord ships on the field would be nothing short of suicide...and I am not about to risk these ships and countless lives."
Sharazzi responded with a tone of anger and authority "I am in charge of this operation and I ORDER you to fire on that Nightmare" The Golem squad commander replied "Respectfully mam I cant do that...the Concord ships would tear us apart and its been tackled by the crows so it cant go anywhere only dock...if it starts shooting again then we will take action until that time its pointless for us to do so. The only ship we can legitimately attack would be the Tornado and we are waiting to see what Concord does there before we take any action"
Sharazzi banged her fist down on the console closing the channel. Turning to her tactical officer she said "Well then do we have any logistics ships near by then?" "Umm not much mam we have a two Ospreys one jump away that can be here in a 60 seconds or so" He replied.
Sharazz rubbed her forehead in frustration.."Well ts better then nothing tell them here ASAP at the very least they may buy us a few seconds if the shooting starts again" Yes mam he replied, they are now in bound 60sec out..." |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2498
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Posted - 2013.11.12 20:23:00 -
[2707] - Quote
As Succus epxlained the situation, he watched on the tactic display. Mistress Fazmarai's Nightmare was freed form the CONCORD tackle and apparently was on its way to docking. The bumping on the Scorpion continued, and probably Yiole was having some fun bumping that ship with ehr MWD-fit Caracal.
Meanwhile he explained the situation, Succus also thought ont he implications of showing his true powers. All along his career he had made a rule about having friends both in heaven and hell, and ensure they owed him a favor. Moving the appropiate CONCORD personnel to Erehwon had been easy, but he only controlled the high command as CONCORD shifted operational officers around periodically. Also, a Captain still had ample authonomy to inflict punishment, punishment which usually implied the death of many innocent crew, so the average CONCORD captain easily developed less-than-empathic traits, be as a defense or as the expression of a natural inclination.
But they also developed a sense of entitlement and righteousness. A false CONCORD officer was something which easily could draw the wrath of any true officer... and Succus didn't wanted that the Scorpion became a target, not as long as miss Hayes was aboard.
Typing on his pad to his CONCORD contact and speaking on the microphone, Succus feverishly loomed a net around the situaiton, a net which diminished uncertainty and drove every actor in the right direction... the capsuleers safe on their ships, the CONCORD officers gone, and the Scorpion docked and ready to be boarded.
And what a boarding could be, now that Twinkle had learned of the situation and was readying one of the toys Succus provided -a military grade armored suit. The fact that Twinkle hadn't tilted his head a single time and was putting on the suit as a zombie showed how stressful was the situation to him. Then, when he was almost in full suit, Twinkle pulled a small patch from a sealed envelope and applied it to his neck. It was a roomba patch, olding the drug which had helped Twinkle overcome a tragedy but eventually destroyed his brain after he tried to suicide and doctors saved his life with drug incompatible with roomba.
Obviously he was blocking something from his memory in order to do what he wanted to do. The suit's helmet was locked on in place and Twinkle grabbed his weapon, an assault rifle. Then he looked at Succus and walked away.
"Good luck, boy", thought Succus.
******************************************
As her Nightmare docked, Ishtanchuk Fazmarai sighed in relief and ordered to ready a frigate, and then she got a message from Twinkle.
"Mistress Fazmarai? Could you take me to the Scorpion? if they're going to board it, I want to be there"
"Alright Twinkle... just let me know what dock are you at and I'll fly there once they shift my pod"
Whatever was next, the situation still carried on...
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Matokin Lemant
582
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Posted - 2013.11.12 21:12:00 -
[2708] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:As Succus epxlained the situation, he watched on the tactic display. Mistress Fazmarai's Nightmare was freed form the CONCORD tackle and apparently was on its way to docking. The bumping on the Scorpion continued, and probably Yiole was having some fun bumping that ship with ehr MWD-fit Caracal.
Meanwhile he explained the situation, Succus also thought ont he implications of showing his true powers. All along his career he had made a rule about having friends both in heaven and hell, and ensure they owed him a favor. Moving the appropiate CONCORD personnel to Erehwon had been easy, but he only controlled the high command as CONCORD shifted operational officers around periodically. Also, a Captain still had ample authonomy to inflict punishment, punishment which usually implied the death of many innocent crew, so the average CONCORD captain easily developed less-than-empathic traits, be as a defense or as the expression of a natural inclination.
But they also developed a sense of entitlement and righteousness. A false CONCORD officer was something which easily could draw the wrath of any true officer... and Succus didn't wanted that the Scorpion became a target, not as long as miss Hayes was aboard.
Typing on his pad to his CONCORD contact and speaking on the microphone, Succus feverishly loomed a net around the situaiton, a net which diminished uncertainty and drove every actor in the right direction... the capsuleers safe on their ships, the CONCORD officers gone, and the Scorpion docked and ready to be boarded.
And what a boarding could be, now that Twinkle had learned of the situation and was readying one of the toys Succus provided -a military grade armored suit. The fact that Twinkle hadn't tilted his head a single time and was putting on the suit as a zombie showed how stressful was the situation to him. Then, when he was almost in full suit, Twinkle pulled a small patch from a sealed envelope and applied it to his neck. It was a roomba patch, olding the drug which had helped Twinkle overcome a tragedy but eventually destroyed his brain after he tried to suicide and doctors saved his life with drug incompatible with roomba.
Obviously he was blocking something from his memory in order to do what he wanted to do. The suit's helmet was locked on in place and Twinkle grabbed his weapon, an assault rifle. Then he looked at Succus and walked away.
"Good luck, boy", thought Succus.
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As her Nightmare docked, Ishtanchuk Fazmarai sighed in relief and ordered to ready a frigate, and then she got a message from Twinkle.
"Mistress Fazmarai? Could you take me to the Scorpion? if they're going to board it, I want to be there"
"Alright Twinkle... just let me know what dock are you at and I'll fly there once they shift my pod"
Whatever was next, the situation still carried on...
(Meta: Assuming the Scorpion is still in space in one form or another)
"Idiots! now they mean to board us" Sharazzi thought to her self...the whole situation was quickly spinning out of her control. Suddenly the tactical officers voice broke her train of thought "Mam the two Ospreys have just arrived and are starting there rep cycles" Sharazzi nodded in approval while thinking "Good our shields repaid they should no longer be able to bored us" At least she hoped they couldn't
Sharazzi got on the internal coms system..."All personal head to internal action stations and arm your selves we may be boarded."
Shorlty after the security officer said "Mam I cant find Mr. Lemant's id signature with the internal scanners and the package has escaped."WHAT! Find them NOW I cont care if you have to turn this ship bottom-up the prisoner must NOT escape." She responded her voice told that she was both mad and surprised at the same time.
"Yes ma, but what about Lemant? The security officer asked. Sharazzi posed for a brief moment..."Don't hesitate to kill him if you see him, I knew I couldn't trust him." she finally replayed.
At that same moment the tatical officer called out "Mam the nightmare has docked but there is a new ship on grid...a frigate just unlocked from the station and is on an intercept course." "Now what" Sharazzi as if anything else with this mission couldn't go wrong.
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Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
54
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Posted - 2013.11.12 21:45:00 -
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Lailyana watched perplexed as CONCORD let the Nightmare go from its tackle, even with it being a strong ship it wouldve been no match for CONCORD guns. still perplexed Lailyana hails the tornado one last time, "Hello this is Lailyana Enaka coming from the USS Herp Derp a Merlin Class Frigate, how copy?"
"Hey Lailyana this is Random Mcneely, you will have to excuse my inital hesitation, if you can see the situation is, well fluid at the moment." the stern yet soothing voice said.
"I can see this, im currently orbiting the scorpion in tackle position, can I offer assistan..wait hold on."
Out of nowhere two Ospreys came out of warp and immediately began repairing the Scorpin.
"Random CONCORD Ospreys just warped in and are repairing the scorpion, I wont have the firepower to take this all out, perhaps we should dock up, Ill be happy to go in as a docking party as well" Lailyana said her eyes moving back and forth between directional scan and comms.
"Ill let you know what happens with this, just take care of yourself and your ship, I think we have things under control, oh and one more thing Lailyana," Random said.
"I'm all ears."
"Keep your comm channel open, if you see laude or her captors stop them, I just pulled your file, you went to the Caldari Naval Academy, I want you to incapacitate them, do not kill them, I reserve that honor for myself, and my sister." his voice suddenly becoming ominous and dark in nature.
"You got it Random, ill keep a comm line open and remain inconspicuous in station." Lailyana said as her thoughts shifted to docking and the merlin began docking procedures.
(meta: sorry for the delayed response im typing this in my programming class in college under the guise of taking notes so I tried to fit as much as I could) |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
211
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Posted - 2013.11.13 15:12:00 -
[2710] - Quote
GÇ£Ya hear that, RSS man?GÇ¥ Laud asked, her words slurring.
Lemant looked listened intently. The shooting had stopped and the propulsion systems made a keening sound throughout the ship. The Cheyenne was scrammed but still hadnGÇÖt returned fire. He looked intently at Laudenum and said, GÇ£Concord is here.GÇ¥
GÇ£Yep.GÇ¥ She responded, "that means Random has probably lost that shiny Tornado I brought him.GÇ¥ She staggered slightly and leaned against the surgical table. GÇ£But heGÇÖll bring more.GÇ¥ She paused, her head drooping. Lemant slowly took a tentative step towards her but she shook her head with a hiss, like truly hating to be waking. She quickly turned in his direction. GÇ£I wonGÇÖt let you take me.GÇ¥ She said
GÇ£Look, this tough girl act has to stop. You need medical attention and we need to get off this boat.GÇ¥ Lemant started showing his temper. GÇ£You hear no shooting, which means their shields are getting reinforced. They are only getting stronger. When Random undocks in the next Tornado, do you think heGÇÖll have any luck with possible Concord out there?GÇ¥ His eyes flared. GÇ£We have to leave Hayes!GÇ¥
GÇ£Tough girl act.GÇ¥ She chuckled, barely conscious. GÇ£You really know nothing about me.GÇ¥ She brought the small surgical laser up and placed it directly against her temple. GÇ£You wonGÇÖt take me.GÇ¥ She slurred.
GÇ£When Random kills you, weGÇÖll meet again in hell.GÇ¥
Lauds legs crumpled underneath her and she slid down the side of the table. Lemant moved to catch her. He quickly looked at the side of her head. No discharge. She hadnGÇÖt pulled the trigger of the surgical laser, but as he cradled her, he felt something out of place. Gingerly, he turned her head and buried within the strands of red hair, was a thick wire protruding from her capsuleer implants. Small arcs of electricity brightened the sockets interior. Lemant carefully extracted the wire.
Over the next few minutes, he had wrapped LaudenumGÇÖs hand in thick bandages and immobilized the arm as best he could. Being careful, he slung the redhead over his shoulder and made haste to the crew escape pods. The pods were only designed for one but he had heard stories of crews doubling up and surviving. Besides, they were just outside the station, right?
As he entered the corridor lined with the crew escape pods, the interior comms came to life with the voice of Sharazzi, GÇ£All personnel head to internal action stations and arm yourselves. We may be boarded.GÇ¥
Lemant smiled, so things didnGÇÖt work out quite as planned for Sharazzi. That was fine with him. However, the ship was on alert and a lone escape pod is an easy target. Carefully, he opened the pod and placed Laudenum within the confines. He adjusted her, hoping she would be comfortable.
Suddenly, the sound of voices and running feet came from down the hall. GÇ£Damn.GÇ¥ Lemant thought, GÇ£No time for anything else.GÇ¥ He stretched out in the escape pod, wedged tightly against Laud, and sealed the door. He lay in the silence of the escape pod hoping the sounds did not alert the approaching crewmen. He listened intently but found that the scent of LaudGÇÖs shampoo was very distracting. |
Matokin Lemant
696
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Posted - 2013.11.13 17:18:00 -
[2711] - Quote
(Meta: dont know if I can do this or not but...reserved for when I get home) |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
55
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Posted - 2013.11.14 04:59:00 -
[2712] - Quote
(/meta: this last week or so that i have been posting on this thread has really inspired to use writing in my spare time to really create my own content, I was wondering a few things, if i wrote a 3-4 part story would anybody be interested in reading it, next would anybody mind if i used there character names sprinkled throughout as re-occuring characters kind of thing, after of which Ill post to google+ or another site that would be more accesible. it would be totally away from any RP we do with the only exception being my back story and encountering the bar and characters, but if you guys are ok with it please let me know, now I digress and will figure out hwo to continue my story on here) |
Matokin Lemant
813
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Posted - 2013.11.14 05:36:00 -
[2713] - Quote
Lailyana Enaka wrote:(/meta: this last week or so that i have been posting on this thread has really inspired to use writing in my spare time to really create my own content, I was wondering a few things, if i wrote a 3-4 part story would anybody be interested in reading it, next would anybody mind if i used there character names sprinkled throughout as re-occurring characters kind of thing, after of which Ill post to google+ or another site that would be more accessible. it would be totally away from any RP we do with the only exception being my back story and encountering the bar and characters, but if you guys are ok with it please let me know, now I digress and will figure out how to continue my story on here)
(Meta: fine with me...you have my permission to do as you please oh and I am sorry but my brouser pointed out the underlined spelling mistakes so I felt it was my duty to correct them ) |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
38963
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Posted - 2013.11.14 14:50:00 -
[2714] - Quote
(meta-Neither Laud nor I have any issues. )
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Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
58
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Posted - 2013.11.14 21:52:00 -
[2715] - Quote
Matokin Lemant wrote:Laud's shampoo was distracting in more than one way it tickled the inside of his nose and as the same time the sent lured Matokin into a scene of relaxation and security.
Suddenly more aware of the tickling sensation in his nose Matokin sneezed out loud the sound of his sneeze echoed through the escape pod like some kind of cramped metal cavern "dam it" he thought, as he heard voices outside and the running suddenly stop by the air lock door to the escape pod.
"You hear that" one said there was a light pause then the other quickly replied "I did, sounded like someone sneezing."
Matokin thought "I have to do something" so quickly he found the emergency blanket threw it over Laud and carefully laid her out on the floor of the pod. GÇ£She will have a much better chance in here by herself anyway the thought.GÇ¥ Then Matokin then locked the pods door from the inside knowing it would only be a few seconds for the patrol to override the lock on the door. But it would buy him the few seconds he needed to do one final thing. He got the data pad from one of the storage spaces in the pod and he began typing.
GÇ£To who it my concern my name is Matokin Lemant, I was one of the people who took this young women from the bar on the station. But I have had a sudden change of heart as I was once captured and taken from my friends a family by slavers so I know what the feeling is like and how scared and terrified she must be I was lucky enough to escape from my captors during a pirate attack. So why am I doing it to other people? I had no other choice...I am trying to save up enough money to get the Maelstrom class battle ship back that once belonged to me. Thruer was taken by the Ministry of Internal Order as I was using her in Amarr space to attack Amarrr slaver hubs in low security space. But I was captured by the Ministry of Internal Order and the ship was seized and impounded by the Ministry. Attached to this data pad you will find the remanding funds needed to buy the Thruer back form them. Please see that she is given a good home. GÇ£
Continuing to type franticly he heard the security officer bypassing the lock on the pod...GÇ¥only a matter of time now he thought. GÇ£
As for the young women in his pod her name is Laudenum Hayes and she is in need of urgent medical attention. Please see that she gets it. Whether or not she realizes it she has made a big impact on me and is the primary factor in my sudden change of heartGÇ¥
Putting the data pad under the blanked and on top of Laud, Matokin then opened the door to the pod and stepped out being sure to close the airlock behind him. He felt himself grabbed and thrown to the floor thinking on his feet Matokin said GÇ£The girl escaped and locked me in this pod, thank good your hereGÇ¥
The two security officers looked at each other before one replied GÇ£you know we are under orders to kill youGÇ¥ while pulling Matokin to his feet. As he came face to face with two rather large Civire guards GÇ£I figured as much he repliedGÇ¥ But he also knew how Sharazzi worked so he said to them GÇ£I can tell you where the girl went, you know you will be rewarded big time if you capture herGÇ¥
The two looked at each other GÇ£oh ya where is she thenGÇ¥ one finally said where is she headed. GÇ£The last time I saw her she was heading toward the EVA station on C-deck.GÇ¥ Matokin confidently replied, the whole while slowing backing toward the exterior launch control on the wall for the escape pod.
When he was close enough he hit the launch button on the panel. There was a loud whoosh as the air left and the vacuum of space entered the seals between the pod and the ship. Which was followed very shortly after by a thud that shook the wall and sounding era as the pod was ejected from the ship.
Matokin then felt himself being stuck on the right side of his head by the butt of a rifle as he crumpled to the floor he thought GÇ£Good Miss Hayes is finally off this ship and on her way to being safely rescuedGÇ¥ Shortly before everything went black.
Lailyana is getting out of capsule when suddenly people start yelling "there is an escape from the scorpion coming into station!"
"wait could this be laude" Lailyana thought to herself
Reaching into her right cargo pock lailyana pulls out her commlink.
"Random its Lailyana, do you have eyes on that escape pod?"
"Not yet", Randoms voice crackles over comms, "oh wait a second, yup I got it now, scanner has it 9000 meters from station and closing, it appaears to be heading to docking bay 2" Random, said in a hurried tone as if to almost hint to get down there fast.
Reading Randoms mind Lailyana says "Ok ill get down there and let you know what I find, I'll contact you when I'm down there."
At that lail put her commlink back in her pock and started walking at a brisk pace "I really hope this is Laude and not a ploy to make us think it is." Lailyana thought to herself. with that she picked up the pace, almost the jog and started heading towards docking station two.
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2512
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Posted - 2013.11.14 22:34:00 -
[2716] - Quote
(meta: my internet is bananas today, don't dare to log in to game)
Aboard the leading CONCORD battleship, the Captain decidd that he ah enough. He just received a message ordering to disengage the parts involved and clean up the situation. so he opened a comm linka nd said:
"To all parties involved: these are official CONCORD orders. To the Golems and Ospreys: you're interfering with a CONCORD operation. Leave the area inmediately. To the Scorpion: I am tackling you, dock inmediatly and don't disembark anyone until the station security allows you. And everyone else, you crazy capsuleers, someone fetch that escape pod and everyone land and broadcast us your landing docks at the moment!"
Then both CONCORD battleships tackled everyone but the latest coming Golems and Ospreys.
Att he Bar, Succus sighed in relief, but also messaged the capsuleers:
"Mistress Fazmarai, Mister McNally, I would suggest you use Mistress Fazmarai's Retribution to gather all boarders and deliver them to go after the Scorpion once it lands. And be careful if a fight ensues, I won't be able to do anything with the station security forces until they made up their minds. If they start shooting you... run away! And that goes for you too, Twinkle!"
Strapped on a tranport seat at the assault frigate's hold, Twinkle nodded. Roomba was acting on him with unexpected force and he was trying hard to focus on the present as the drug locked his memory. He craved to get orders, but he was aware that he was the only battle-worthy member of the expedition and probably everyone else would act on their initiative... maybe unpropely armed... and certainly not armored.
He should protect them. They were patrons of... something... a bar? Yes. A bar. He was working in a bar. Now he was to board a pirate ship. And he would bet on how the ship's crew didn't had anything capable to match a true military armor suit, even if it was just a marauder-type suit. He woud protect... the patrons. Mistress Fazmarai, woud she land too? But she was a capsuleer. She was in a pod. Outside of the pod, capsuleers were mortal.
As Ishtanchuk's Retribution tracked Random's Tornado to land by it and pick Random and everyone else interested to board he Scorpion, Twinkle relaxed. He would protect the capsuleers.
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Matokin Lemant
976
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Posted - 2013.11.15 00:40:00 -
[2717] - Quote
On board the Cheyenne, Sharazzi heard the message then thought for a brief second. Before her thoughts were interrupted by the tactical officer GÇ£An escape pod was just launched, I am detecting one extremely faint life signGÇ¥ Sharazzi sighed GÇ£Is there any way to tell who in onboard that pod?GÇ¥ her voice showing signs of exestuation. GÇ£Unfortunately not mamGÇ¥ The tactical officer responded. Although Sharazzi had a pretty good idea of who it was. She shook her head saying GÇ£Tell the support ships to get out of here our shields are fully restored and the Golems are just too expensive to risk they forced that nightmare of the field they did their jobGÇ¥
She looked down at the red lights flashing on her displaysGÇÖ...the Cheyenne was barely hanging together. The ship would not even be much of a match for the orbiting Caracal. Accessing the ship wide PA system she said GÇ£all personal prepare to abandon shipGÇ¥ he voice was tired yet relived at the same time. She was not about to let CONCORD take her alive.
As Sharazzi heard the escape pods start to jettison from the ship, she armed the ships self destruct but did not start the countdown. Despite the Cheyenne being tackled it could still creep along GÇ£If I can get close enough to that pod I may be able to take it with me.GÇ¥ She thought. As she brought the ships main engines online and plotted a course toward the pod, knowing she only had to get close enough so it would get caught in the blast radius, before it reached the docking bay.
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
39203
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Posted - 2013.11.15 16:34:00 -
[2718] - Quote
(meta-Sorry about the delays all. Both work and outside-work have gotten a little crazy. Temps are dropping and ..go figure, the repairs to the heating system in my building are FINALLY getting addressed. Glad they didn't let near freezing temps hold them back. I should have some more posted this weekend.)
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
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Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
59
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Posted - 2013.11.15 20:36:00 -
[2719] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:(meta-Sorry about the delays all. Both work and outside-work have gotten a little crazy. Temps are dropping and ..go figure, the repairs to the heating system in my building are FINALLY getting addressed. Glad they didn't let near freezing temps hold them back. I should have some more posted this weekend.)
(Thats understandable man, also on a side note I began writing the first part of my story last night, if anybody has any suggestion on a good medium to post it to please let me know, currently its sitting in Microsoft Word on my desktop, i plan on working more on it tonight, also I wouldnt mind getting suggestions as I know almost nohing lore wise of New Eden, while it allows me to be freely creative, I want to attempt to stick to some type of accuracy within the EVE Universe feel free to message me if you can offer any advise or suggestions thanks again o7) |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
39258
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Posted - 2013.11.15 22:01:00 -
[2720] - Quote
Lailyana Enaka wrote:Random McNally wrote:(meta-Sorry about the delays all. Both work and outside-work have gotten a little crazy. Temps are dropping and ..go figure, the repairs to the heating system in my building are FINALLY getting addressed. Glad they didn't let near freezing temps hold them back. I should have some more posted this weekend.) (Thats understandable man, also on a side note I began writing the first part of my story last night, if anybody has any suggestion on a good medium to post it to please let me know, currently its sitting in Microsoft Word on my desktop, i plan on working more on it tonight, also I wouldnt mind getting suggestions as I know almost nohing lore wise of New Eden, while it allows me to be freely creative, I want to attempt to stick to some type of accuracy within the EVE Universe feel free to message me if you can offer any advise or suggestions thanks again o7)
If you are looking for a good general guide to EVE lore, a good starter is https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2091726#post2091726
Mark726 has a pdf that gives a lot of good general info to EVE lore.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Pod and Pilot Fiction Contest!! http://hullabalutions.blogspot.com/2013/10/hellowriters-and-readers-heres-pod-and.html
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Matokin Lemant
1168
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Posted - 2013.11.16 01:18:00 -
[2721] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:(meta-Sorry about the delays all. Both work and outside-work have gotten a little crazy. Temps are dropping and ..go figure, the repairs to the heating system in my building are FINALLY getting addressed. Glad they didn't let near freezing temps hold them back. I should have some more posted this weekend.)
(Meta: That is not a problem with me at all...I am glad that your building's heating system is going to be fixed. RP'ing in a space MMO is one thing but "feeling" like your in space is a whole 'nother thing [:=d )]
Lailyana Enaka wrote:
(Thats understandable man, also on a side note I began writing the first part of my story last night, if anybody has any suggestion on a good medium to post it to please let me know, currently its sitting in Microsoft Word on my desktop, i plan on working more on it tonight, also I wouldnt mind getting suggestions as I know almost nohing lore wise of New Eden, while it allows me to be freely creative, I want to attempt to stick to some type of accuracy within the EVE Universe feel free to message me if you can offer any advise or suggestions thanks again o7)
(Meta: I would just post it up on google docs if I were you and then put a PW on it (so no random person could edit) which you can then share in this thread if you wanted to...that would be my advice) |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
61
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Posted - 2013.11.17 01:13:00 -
[2722] - Quote
Matokin Lemant wrote:Random McNally wrote:(meta-Sorry about the delays all. Both work and outside-work have gotten a little crazy. Temps are dropping and ..go figure, the repairs to the heating system in my building are FINALLY getting addressed. Glad they didn't let near freezing temps hold them back. I should have some more posted this weekend.) (Meta: That is not a problem with me at all...I am glad that your building's heating system is going to be fixed. RP'ing in a space MMO is one thing but "feeling" like your in space is a whole 'nother thing [:=d )]Lailyana Enaka wrote:
(Thats understandable man, also on a side note I began writing the first part of my story last night, if anybody has any suggestion on a good medium to post it to please let me know, currently its sitting in Microsoft Word on my desktop, i plan on working more on it tonight, also I wouldnt mind getting suggestions as I know almost nohing lore wise of New Eden, while it allows me to be freely creative, I want to attempt to stick to some type of accuracy within the EVE Universe feel free to message me if you can offer any advise or suggestions thanks again o7)
(Meta: I would just post it up on google docs if I were you and then put a PW on it (so no random person could edit) which you can then share in this thread if you wanted to...that would be my advice)
(meta sorry for the late response its my kids birthday this weekend, yea ill throw it on google docs, hope to post some more tomorrow night o7) |
Matokin Lemant
1168
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Posted - 2013.11.17 01:55:00 -
[2723] - Quote
Lailyana Enaka wrote:Matokin Lemant wrote:Random McNally wrote:(meta-Sorry about the delays all. Both work and outside-work have gotten a little crazy. Temps are dropping and ..go figure, the repairs to the heating system in my building are FINALLY getting addressed. Glad they didn't let near freezing temps hold them back. I should have some more posted this weekend.) (Meta: That is not a problem with me at all...I am glad that your building's heating system is going to be fixed. RP'ing in a space MMO is one thing but "feeling" like your in space is a whole 'nother thing [:=d )]Lailyana Enaka wrote:
(Thats understandable man, also on a side note I began writing the first part of my story last night, if anybody has any suggestion on a good medium to post it to please let me know, currently its sitting in Microsoft Word on my desktop, i plan on working more on it tonight, also I wouldnt mind getting suggestions as I know almost nohing lore wise of New Eden, while it allows me to be freely creative, I want to attempt to stick to some type of accuracy within the EVE Universe feel free to message me if you can offer any advise or suggestions thanks again o7)
(Meta: I would just post it up on google docs if I were you and then put a PW on it (so no random person could edit) which you can then share in this thread if you wanted to...that would be my advice) (meta sorry for the late response its my kids birthday this weekend, yea ill throw it on google docs, hope to post some more tomorrow night o7)
(Meta: Not a problem...family first always and story is stalled right now anyway till someone else posts) |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2530
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Posted - 2013.11.17 09:24:00 -
[2724] - Quote
Wel, that's usual, specially on weekends the thread is quite still. Anyway I don't know what to post, if i'm moving on to pick a boarding team and board a ship when it docks, and the ship is self destructing rather than docking, then I am at the wrong place doing the wrong thing... v-¦v
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Matokin Lemant
1211
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Posted - 2013.11.17 18:10:00 -
[2725] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Wel, that's usual, specially on weekends the thread is quite still. Anyway I don't know what to post, if i'm moving on to pick a boarding team and board a ship when it docks, and the ship is self destructing rather than docking, then I am at the wrong place doing the wrong thing... v-¦v
(Meta: Well I feel inclined to point out a few things. First off the self distruct was only armed...not activated. And it ("the ship" ) has to get "in range" of the escape pod before it can do that. Plenty of time for a boarding party to bord and take control. Keep in mind said ship is webbed by concord so its not moving to fast and/or can easily be bumped of its course. Pluss concord them selves could do something after all "the ship" is disobeying a direct concord order. All that said I fail to see what the problem is. As there are lots of things that can be done or offer a way to add to the story. I always try to put in a "way out" for everyone involved. Its only a matter of going back and reading my last non meta post.) |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2536
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Posted - 2013.11.17 19:43:00 -
[2726] - Quote
Well, i missed the part of not starting the self-destruct & was waiting for Random to pick a choice, wether he boards the ship in space, and I deliver Twinkle, or everybody lands and there's a fight over the Cheyenne at the docks, with or without station security and/or CONCORD. But so far Ish is chasing the Tornado as it lands, or don't.
And no, you're not hijacking the thread, it was born to enable this kind of shared stories, but nobody had dared yet! So thank you for get the ball rolling!
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Matokin Lemant
1234
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Posted - 2013.11.18 00:11:00 -
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Well, i missed the part of not starting the self-destruct & was waiting for Random to pick a choice, wether he boards the ship in space, and I deliver Twinkle, or everybody lands and there's a fight over the Cheyenne at the docks, with or without station security and/or CONCORD. But so far Ish is chasing the Tornado as it lands, or don't. And no, you're not hijacking the thread, it was born to enable this kind of shared stories, but nobody had dared yet! So thank you for get the ball rolling!
(Meta: Waiting on Laud and Random on this end before I can continue...Also your welcome I just wanted to make sure that you didn't mind me sortive taking over ) |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
39321
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Posted - 2013.11.19 15:27:00 -
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RandomGÇÖs eyes narrowed in concentration. Even though he wasnGÇÖt physically looking at the jettisoned life pod, the human reaction to focusing just came naturally. He wasnGÇÖt sure who was in the pod, but he was damned sure that the Scorpion was moving towards it. With a thought, he fired up the TornadoGÇÖs drives and engaged the Micro Warp Drive. His Tornado was not being inhibited by either Concord or the Scorpion and he doubted that the overall mass of his ship would do much to the Scorpion; he figured that if the Scorpion wanted the pod, it was a good reason for them not to have it.
The Tornado built up speed very quickly, being fit for maneuverability and range. Normally, a battle cruiser would be hard pressed to bump a battleship that hard, but the added mass of the micro warp drive should give them a very nice nudge.
Random opened the comm to his crew waiting in the station. GÇ£Captain Massey, would you be so kind as to collect up that life pod and dispatch a skeleton crew? IGÇÖm bumping the Scorpion and will jettison out and attempt to board after the hit. IGÇÖll need someone to gather up the GÇÿnado when disengage.GÇ¥
GÇ£Copy that, Random. We have a crew undocking now.GÇ¥ Massey replied.
GÇ£Be careful, I donGÇÖt know if Concord will take kindly to it. Make sure that the GÇÿnado is clear before boarding.GÇ¥ Random warned.
The Tornado gathered up to its maximum speed and Random began the checklist of disconnecting from the pod from the ship. When the bump hit, jarring reverberations rang through both the deserted Tornado and the Concord held Scorpion. As the repulses on the Tornado kicked in, sending it careening away, Random jettisoned and maneuvered his capsuleer pod to the Scorpion.
GÇ£Ish, I hope youGÇÖre listening. IGÇÖm moving to board.GÇ¥
Random reached down for the deadly boarding axe attached to the inside of his pod. He grinned; it had been ages since heGÇÖd been involved in any boarding actions. The pod was accepted into the Scorpions cargo area. As the pod settled into docking clamps, he hurriedly opened the pod and as quickly as possible, began disgorging the pod fluid from his lungs.
He stood, streams of pod fluid cascading down his body and axe in hand, and looked around the cargo hold. There will be hell to pay. No one kidnaps his sister.
He turned and started running for the crew areas.
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Yiole Gionglao
419
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Posted - 2013.11.19 21:56:00 -
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(meta: my pilot license is lapsing tomorrow and we've agreed with Ish to not renew it, at least for now. She'll be posting tomorrow, but today I've got to finish some business). |
Yiole Gionglao
421
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Posted - 2013.11.20 14:22:00 -
[2730] - Quote
(meta: obviously this is out of the ongoing story timeframe, but it's now or never )
Yiole Gionglao looked around her appartment once again, looking for anything she didn't wanted to leave behind on her move to another residence. Albeit the appartment would be hers for as long as she wanted, she wouldn't come back for a undetermined amount of time.
Once the physical side of things was settled, she returned to the note she was leaving behind for Random. She hated to use that mean, but they hadn't ahd a chance to talk and so he wasn't aware that something was going on with her and it was time to have a Talk.
Yiole continued:
"Once again i apologize for the inappropiate mean to tell you, but I can't help to do toher. I must leave today and we haven't had a chance to talk, so, this will have to do.
I need to find a way again. I've started hating each time I undock. I have eternity before me and can't be bothered to think of what will I do tomorrow other than just meet you. I am feeling empty, superfluous... I had an encounter with an old acquitance some months ago and i became painfully aware that i was lieing to me. I've lost my line in the world, and I need to find it again.
Be assured, this is not forever, I will be back, next week, next month or next year, I will not forget you. I will come to visit you as often as I can, traveling as a commoner. Even if I disappear and yet you wish some news on me, you may ask the Fazmarais; Indahmawar is staying with Ishtanchuk, and they have their own means to contact me.
I..."
Yiole stopped typing. She...? What could she say? That she was doing the wrong thing for the right reason? Could she be so sure? What if it was a lie? How could she tell, without a line to guide her... a line that just has ended once she became a immortal capsuleer, amassed a fortune, and yet she felt the need to tear everything down and build it again.
If wasn't for Random.
She was betraying him. But, capsuleers or not, they still were human. And human never have found a way to not hurt each other.
Yiole opened the note again:
"I am sorry. I would die if I could spare you from harm. But I can't.
I love you." |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
73
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Posted - 2013.11.21 10:00:00 -
[2731] - Quote
(meta: sorry all its been a hectic day, I will dedicate some time tomorrow to get caught up, also I will be putting the first part of my story up hopefully by sunday, barring any unforseen circumstances, hope the day was kind to you all o7) |
fuer0n
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
104
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Posted - 2013.11.21 19:43:00 -
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i saw you bro the day you tried to move in. i saw a lot more before and after you:P |
Matokin Lemant
1605
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Posted - 2013.11.21 22:56:00 -
[2733] - Quote
(meta: I do have more ideas and things to work with/on but I am taking it easy for a couple of days until everyone involved has a chance to post/expand on the story line if the want to...if you dont post a meta just stating that you had enugh/not going to continue, tks) |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2564
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Posted - 2013.11.22 14:57:00 -
[2734] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:(...)
GÇ£Ish, I hope youGÇÖre listening. IGÇÖm moving to board.GÇ¥
Random reached down for the deadly boarding axe attached to the inside of his pod. He grinned; it had been ages since heGÇÖd been involved in any boarding actions. The pod was accepted into the Scorpions cargo area. As the pod settled into docking clamps, he hurriedly opened the pod and as quickly as possible, began disgorging the pod fluid from his lungs.
He stood, streams of pod fluid cascading down his body and axe in hand, and looked around the cargo hold. There will be hell to pay. No one kidnaps his sister.
He turned and started running for the crew areas.
"That guy's crazy over his sister...", thought Ishtanchuk as she chased the Cheyenne. "Twinkle? Can yoru hear me?"
"Yes, mistress Fazmarai"
"Random has boarded the Scorpion alone, I'll try to deliver you close to the cargo hold"
"OK mistress Fazmarai, I already have a set of plans of that ship class. Will make my way to meet Mister McNally and assist, but I doubt we can do mcuh on our own. That ship must dock so more boarders can take it"
As Ish maneuvred to the docking port nearest to the cargo hold, she saw how the OCNCORD ships wbbed the cheyenne, atmtpeing to arrest it so the docking beams could catch up with it. The pod itnerface roared as the Cheyenne hit its afterburners, attempting to speed, but that was not Ish's issue; she had located the docking port and docked to it.
"Can you override the lock yourself?", asked Ish.
"Surely, mistress Fazmarai. Now, if you don't mind, I'll be keeping comms silence..."
"OK. Good luck and be careful, Twinkle"
"Aye, ma'am."
***
Twinkle entered the Cheyenne and swiftlly moved to the hold, aware that he didn't knew what way would be taking Random McNally. Running silently on his marauder suit, Twinkle entered the hold and saw the empty pod and a puddle of pod goo, then a few wet footsteps roughly aligned to a nearby exit. He follwoed swiftly, looking for any sign of fight, but he saw nothing. Then he reached a fork and saw a fresh slash on the metal in one of the corridors: that was a mark made by a boarding axe!
"At least he's guiding any help", thought Twinkle, and kept runnign along the corridor. then he could listen the disctinct rattling of gunfire ahead, and almost stumbled on Random as he turned around a corner, lookign for cover. Facig the armroed suit, Random inscintively slashed on it, but Twinkel blocked him with hsi rifle
"It's me, Mr. McNally! Twinkle!"
"Oh, nice to coem boy! Is that loaded? There's a security detachment coming this way in no time!
As he said it, two security agents turned aorund the smae corenr, their guns ready to fire. That was their last mistake, as one of the agents was welcome by Random's axe and the other didn't even saw the bullets coming his way before they pierced his armor and killed him.
"Hey boy, careful with that", shouted Random, as the muzzle blast from the high powered rifle burned his arm for a split second.
"I'm sorry, this ia miltiary grade weapon and isn't friendly to unarmored people"
"Yay, better I stay behind you if you fire that again. Don't you have any toys for me?"
"I've bringed a few spare communicators..."
Then they heard a sound of rushing footsteps, stopping before rehcing the corner. Suddenly an arm holding an assault rifle showed and fired blindly along the corridor; Tiwnkle quickly recahed for it as his shield absorbed the hits, a trick that wasn't meant to last long in a light suit. Anyway the shield bought him enough time to succeed in grabbing the weapon and pull the arm holding it. He saw the security officer's terrified face before Random did something quite ugly on his head. Then Twinkle deliberatley threw the corpse and shouted:
"You better think who you're messing with! We're going to get out in ten seconds and wiil kill every last motherfukker we can put our sights on!"
Then Twinkle checked whether Random had his communicator set on, and subvocalized:
"Are tou ready to get out? My shield is almost empty, yet I can still take some hits before things get ugly. Although probably those guys are not so tough now that we served them their mate's warm brains..."
"Ready when you want, boy"
Then Twinkle started shouting to the corridor:
"Five! Four! Who wants to be shot!? Three! Who wants to be slashed!? Two...!"
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Matokin Lemant
1908
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:05:00 -
[2735] - Quote
Sharazzi picked herself up having been thrown to the floor from the jarring impact with the Tornado, headed to the nav console as she looked at the screen she fell back into the chair that bump from the Tornado now made it impossible to reach the pod in-time. Worst yet the interior sensors showed the ship had been boarded, but were two damaged to tell buy who or how many. GÇ£At least I can take a few of them with meGÇ¥ she thought as she started to activate the self destruct. As she hit the activate button there was a slight pause then console flashed red...the self destruct was also disabled.
Sharazzi sat back in the captainGÇÖs chair and looked around the bridge of the crippled ship. GÇ£There has to be a way out of thisGÇ¥ she thought to herself. She ran a quick systems check weapons offline, warp drive offline, main engines all but unless and the ship was webbed by concord. For all insensitive purposes the Cheyenne was dead in space. If she was captured she knew what CONCORD would do to her especially for impersonating one of their officers. GÇ£I am out of options, I canGÇÖt get to the escape pods because the boarding party is on their way to the bridge if I dock the ship as CONCORD instructed then they will arrest me. My only option is to surrender that way maybe they will go easy on meGÇ¥ she thought.
But before she could bring up the coms system the door to the bridge opened and Matokin stepped out holding up his pistol GÇ£Surrender Sharazzi its over...there is nothing else you can doGÇ¥ She spun around in almost an instant and drew her pistol. GÇ£I still have the self destruct I can take you and whoever else is on this ship outGÇ¥ Sharazzi said trying her best not to give away her bluff. GÇ£Ha! Nice try but I know the self destruct is disabled...I made sure you couldnGÇÖt activate it from the bridge before I came up.GÇ¥ Matokin countered swiftly calling SharazziGÇÖs bluff. He continued GÇ£Now give up I donGÇÖt want to hurt you but I will take you down if you donGÇÖt dock this shipGÇ¥
Sharazzi holstered her pistol GÇ£why..why are you doing this now?GÇ¥ she asked. GÇ£I come to realise what is like to be hauled off and thrown in a cell on some strange ship with no idea where you are going. Matokin said his voice was tired and shaky. GÇ£Look itGÇÖs time to give up this ship is done and you know it surrender to me and I will notify concord I am in command and I will dock the ship...there is a boarding party on the way up and if they get here first they will kill us both. I promise I will make sure that CONCORD knows you did the right thing in the end. We have been through a lot together and you now you can trust meGÇ¥ Matokin said while look at Sharazzi her face was tired and haggard, like that of I weary warrior returning from battle. She thought for a minute then finally said GÇ£ok I will..the Cheyenne is yoursGÇ¥ She actually sounded relived as she verbally turned the crippled ship over to him
Matokin approached the comms console and then opened a channel to all ships and one on the interior address system. GÇ£My name is Matokin Lemant former officer of the RSS I am now in command of this Scorpion the former commander has surrendered to me...I am proceeding to dock the ship back at the stationGÇ¥ with that he closed the coms channel and plotted a course to the docking perimeter of the station shortly after both him and Sharazzi felt the ship be grabbed by the automated docking tractors. Sharazzi then turned to him and said GÇ£I hope you know what youGÇÖre doingGÇ¥.... |
Lailyana Enaka
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
76
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Posted - 2013.11.24 09:17:00 -
[2736] - Quote
Matokin Lemant wrote:Sharazzi picked herself up having been thrown to the floor from the jarring impact with the Tornado, headed to the nav console as she looked at the screen she fell back into the chair that bump from the Tornado now made it impossible to reach the pod in-time. Worst yet the interior sensors showed the ship had been boarded, but were two damaged to tell buy who or how many. GÇ£At least I can take a few of them with meGÇ¥ she thought as she started to activate the self destruct. As she hit the activate button there was a slight pause then console flashed red...the self destruct was also disabled.
Sharazzi sat back in the captainGÇÖs chair and looked around the bridge of the crippled ship. GÇ£There has to be a way out of thisGÇ¥ she thought to herself. She ran a quick systems check weapons offline, warp drive offline, main engines all but unless and the ship was webbed by concord. For all insensitive purposes the Cheyenne was dead in space. If she was captured she knew what CONCORD would do to her especially for impersonating one of their officers. GÇ£I am out of options, I canGÇÖt get to the escape pods because the boarding party is on their way to the bridge if I dock the ship as CONCORD instructed then they will arrest me. My only option is to surrender that way maybe they will go easy on meGÇ¥ she thought.
But before she could bring up the coms system the door to the bridge opened and Matokin stepped out holding up his pistol GÇ£Surrender Sharazzi its over...there is nothing else you can doGÇ¥ She spun around in almost an instant and drew her pistol. GÇ£I still have the self destruct I can take you and whoever else is on this ship outGÇ¥ Sharazzi said trying her best not to give away her bluff. GÇ£Ha! Nice try but I know the self destruct is disabled...I made sure you couldnGÇÖt activate it from the bridge before I came up.GÇ¥ Matokin countered swiftly calling SharazziGÇÖs bluff. He continued GÇ£Now give up I donGÇÖt want to hurt you but I will take you down if you donGÇÖt dock this shipGÇ¥
Sharazzi holstered her pistol GÇ£why..why are you doing this now?GÇ¥ she asked. GÇ£I come to realise what is like to be hauled off and thrown in a cell on some strange ship with no idea where you are going. Matokin said his voice was tired and shaky. GÇ£Look itGÇÖs time to give up this ship is done and you know it surrender to me and I will notify concord I am in command and I will dock the ship...there is a boarding party on the way up and if they get here first they will kill us both. I promise I will make sure that CONCORD knows you did the right thing in the end. We have been through a lot together and you now you can trust meGÇ¥ Matokin said while look at Sharazzi her face was tired and haggard, like that of I weary warrior returning from battle. She thought for a minute then finally said GÇ£ok I will..the Cheyenne is yoursGÇ¥ She actually sounded relived as she verbally turned the crippled ship over to him
Matokin approached the comms console and then opened a channel to all ships and one on the interior address system. GÇ£My name is Matokin Lemant former officer of the RSS I am now in command of this Scorpion the former commander has surrendered to me...I am proceeding to dock the ship back at the stationGÇ¥ with that he closed the coms channel and plotted a course to the docking perimeter of the station shortly after both him and Sharazzi felt the ship be grabbed by the automated docking tractors. Sharazzi then turned to him and said GÇ£I hope you know what youGÇÖre doingGÇ¥....
. GÇ£My name is Matokin Lemant former officer of the RSS I am now in command of this Scorpion the former commander has surrendered to me..."
Lailyana snapped up out of her day dream at these words. "could it be over" she thought. At this she stood up and hurridly started walking towards the entrance to the hangar, all the while pulling her commlink out of her pocket
"Random it's Lailyana, can you hear me?" she said quietly. "Damn he must have his comms off or turned down, if hes on that ship, the only thing doing the talking is that boarding axe of his." Lailyana thought to herself after a few seconds of no response.
"I really hope random heard that message, the RSS guy has the ship, they are going to dock, this appears to be over" Lailyana said to herself as she sat next to the undock watching, and waiting.
(meta: as much as take the story to the next level at this stage of the story i didnt feel comfortable controlling random or laude. also update on my short story. I have begun it, its almost well into its second page and i have it on google drive, if you would like to read what i have so far send me a message and ill provide the link to it :D ) |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2574
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Posted - 2013.11.24 11:35:00 -
[2737] - Quote
(meta: independent of how the story ends, I want to suggest a way out in case that someone doesn't feels comfortable with it. I mean, Matokin has become a kidnapper and we don't know why should someone bother so much to kidnapp a capsuleer, of all human beings, and devote battleships and support fleets and so to it... but the consequences for RP are serious. So, if someone wants to keep this as a "parallel universe" story and the rest agree, it can be done easily. How?
Having a VR (Virtual Reality) room at TGFB was one of my development plans, and this could be a test run of the room... so everything's been virtual and we just got to thank Matokin for such a good fun rather than remember him how he is a kidnapper, CONCORD arrest him or whatsoever.
The VR technology, as I introduced it, would work on the base of a "dry connection", similar to a pod connection but without the immersion thing. I picture the VR room it as a series of "connection vats" equipped with capsuleer plugs so the capsuleers can comfortably connect to a virtual world via a modified neural interface, much as they control ships through a VR interface of their ship and the surrounding space.
That would allow the patrons of the Bar to do litherally anything they wanted... like someone kidnapping Laude and everyone else try to find a way out of it, and Succus acting as Game Master as he controls Twinkle's NPC )
(meta2: By the way, this VR technology is coming to TGFB independently of how this story ends, we'll just need to figure another story for its official debut.
And yes, f*ck CCP for barring that road with their asinine "no WiS" decission making...)
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Matokin Lemant
1942
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Posted - 2013.11.24 19:16:00 -
[2738] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:(meta: independent of how the story ends, I want to suggest a way out in case that someone doesn't feels comfortable with it. I mean, Matokin has become a kidnapper and we don't know why should someone bother so much to kidnapp a capsuleer, of all human beings, and devote battleships and support fleets and so to it... but the consequences for RP are serious. So, if someone wants to keep this as a "parallel universe" story and the rest agree, it can be done easily. How?
Having a VR (Virtual Reality) room at TGFB was one of my development plans, and this could be a test run of the room... so everything's been virtual and we just got to thank Matokin for such a good fun rather than remember him how he is a kidnapper, CONCORD arrest him or whatsoever.
The VR technology, as I introduced it, would work on the base of a "dry connection", similar to a pod connection but without the immersion thing. I picture the VR room it as a series of "connection vats" equipped with capsuleer plugs so the capsuleers can comfortably connect to a virtual world via a modified neural interface, much as they control ships through a VR interface of their ship and the surrounding space.
That would allow the patrons of the Bar to do litherally anything they wanted... like someone kidnapping Laude and everyone else try to find a way out of it, and Succus acting as Game Master as he controls Twinkle's NPC )
(meta2: By the way, this VR technology is coming to TGFB independently of how this story ends, we'll just need to figure another story for its official debut.
And yes, f*ck CCP for barring that road with their asinine "no WiS" decission making...)
(Meta: That road sounds good to me. That way Sharazzi can just be the antagonist NPC in the VR "story" if you are ok with it that is. Which would save me personally the time from doing a massive back story on her.
I can still end everything the why I had originally planed with just some minor tweaking to include the VR. At the same time with this VR idea that you mentioned Ish it would allow everyone to walk away with there hands clean so to speak and have no lasting consequences for any of TGFB patrons.
It all sorta reminds me of the VR sim in operation anchorage add-on for fallout 3 )
EDIT: (meta: that is providing of course everyone is in agreement with all this) |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
77
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Posted - 2013.11.25 01:33:00 -
[2739] - Quote
Matokin Lemant wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:(meta: independent of how the story ends, I want to suggest a way out in case that someone doesn't feels comfortable with it. I mean, Matokin has become a kidnapper and we don't know why should someone bother so much to kidnapp a capsuleer, of all human beings, and devote battleships and support fleets and so to it... but the consequences for RP are serious. So, if someone wants to keep this as a "parallel universe" story and the rest agree, it can be done easily. How?
Having a VR (Virtual Reality) room at TGFB was one of my development plans, and this could be a test run of the room... so everything's been virtual and we just got to thank Matokin for such a good fun rather than remember him how he is a kidnapper, CONCORD arrest him or whatsoever.
The VR technology, as I introduced it, would work on the base of a "dry connection", similar to a pod connection but without the immersion thing. I picture the VR room it as a series of "connection vats" equipped with capsuleer plugs so the capsuleers can comfortably connect to a virtual world via a modified neural interface, much as they control ships through a VR interface of their ship and the surrounding space.
That would allow the patrons of the Bar to do litherally anything they wanted... like someone kidnapping Laude and everyone else try to find a way out of it, and Succus acting as Game Master as he controls Twinkle's NPC )
(meta2: By the way, this VR technology is coming to TGFB independently of how this story ends, we'll just need to figure another story for its official debut.
And yes, f*ck CCP for barring that road with their asinine "no WiS" decission making...) (Meta: That road sounds good to me. That way Sharazzi can just be the antagonist NPC in the VR "story" if you are ok with it that is. Which would save me personally the time from doing a massive back story on her.
I can still end everything the why I had originally planed with just some minor tweaking to include the VR. At the same time with this VR idea that you mentioned Ish it would allow everyone to walk away with there hands clean so to speak and have no lasting consequences for any of TGFB patrons.
It all sorta reminds me of the VR sim in operation anchorage add-on for fallout 3 )EDIT: (meta: that is providing of course everyone is in agreement with all this)
(Meta: Honestly I am up for whatever, truth be told I keep TGFB thread open to see if a continuation has been posted whilst asleep, so moving he thread to a story driven thread would be perfectly fine by me :) )
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
41157
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Posted - 2013.11.25 16:17:00 -
[2740] - Quote
(Meta: Sorry all, was under the weather this last weekend and not feeling very creative.
I did want to mention that I have no issues with what goes on in the RP thread. Anything that happens to my toons in this doesn't effect me in game. I have no plans on biomassing a character if something bad happens here.
Besides, let the story play out. Lets not worry about pulling a "Dream Sequence" until we know where it's going.)
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Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
91
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Posted - 2013.11.25 18:36:00 -
[2741] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:(Meta: Sorry all, was under the weather this last weekend and not feeling very creative.
I did want to mention that I have no issues with what goes on in the RP thread. Anything that happens to my toons in this doesn't effect me in game. I have no plans on biomassing a character if something bad happens here.
Besides, let the story play out. Lets not worry about pulling a "Dream Sequence" until we know where it's going.)
(Meta: Hope you're feeling better random it suck to be ill during the holidays, but I agree, i wanna see where this story goes, and I have more than enough creative juices to continue for quite a while. also As i mentioned before I have my short story I have it up on google drive, its a very rough draft, there are grammatical errors but if anybody is interested in reading what I have so far message me and I will send you the link, hope everyone is in good health)
o7
-Lailyana
(meta Edit: The first part of my story revolving around Lailyana aptly named "The Capsuleer" is finished and up on good drive, send me a message ingame or here on the forums for the link to read :) ) |
Random McNally
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
41608
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Posted - 2013.11.30 03:10:00 -
[2742] - Quote
Random took one more glance at Twinkle and nodded. On GÇ£oneGÇ¥, he charged around the corner and charged at the remaining crewmen. His manic howl startled the officers enough for Twinkle to plant and fires his rifle. A few of the shots came perilously close to hitting Random but Twinkle was calm and the shots went true. Those that continued to stand met the boarding axe and their gory fates.
GÇ£There is a second cargo bay up ahead. There was no evidence of a cell in the one I landed in.GÇ¥ said Random, glancing back to the armored gunman.
GÇ£I can access the plans to this ship, Mr. McNally. I have them uploaded in my suit.GÇ¥ Twinkle said, checking the ammo pack in the rifle.
GÇ£No need to.GÇ¥ Random responded, GÇ£A Scorpion was the first battleship IGÇÖve ever flown and IGÇÖve built several. IGÇÖm fairly well acquainted with its layout.GÇ¥ He stopped and looked around, listening for any incoming patrols. GÇ£Assuming that they didnGÇÖt use a crew quarters for a cell, there is one more cargo bay left to check.GÇ¥ He stopped and gulped air and squeezed his grip on the massive boarding axe. GÇ£Twinkle, I want you as my rear guard. IGÇÖll lead; you keep a look out behind.GÇ¥
Twinkle nodded and checked the shield charge in his suit. The suit had taken quite a beating and he knew that time to regenerate the suits shields were needed. He was just about to follow Random out of the little alcove when the overhead ships comms burst into life.
GÇ£My name is Matokin Lemant, former officer of the RSS I am now in command of this Scorpion. The former commander has surrendered to me...I am proceeding to dock the ship back at the station.GÇ¥
Random stepped up to an interior comms panel and stabbed the GÇÿall callGÇÖ. GÇ£WHERE IS LAUDENUM?GÇ¥ he screamed into the panel. The echoes of his question reverberated throughout the hallways.
Lemant looked startled and Sharazzi and the former RSS man glanced nervously at each other. Neither had recognized the voice but Lemant was sure it was McNallyGÇÖs. Lemant moved to the comms panel, keeping Sharazzi covered with the firearm. He keyed the comms and spoke calmly, GÇ£McNally, is that you?GÇ¥
Random looked at Twinkle and said GÇ£Change of plans. I donGÇÖt trust this guy as far as I can throw him but weGÇÖre changing course. LetGÇÖs head to engineering.GÇ¥ He stopped at the next comms panel and jammed the all call again. GÇ£Yes,GÇ¥ he growled, GÇ£itGÇÖs me. You have Laudenum. I want her back.GÇ¥ His eyes narrowed and his growl resonated deeper, GÇ£you have 5 minutes to produce Laud, or I will make this ship, and all its inhabitants, part of a very pretty burning cloud.GÇ¥ He turned and ran to Engineering, Twinkle keeping pace behind him.
Lemants eyes narrowed as he glared at Shirazzi. GÇ£Well, we have certainly started a fecal storm here.GÇ¥ He stabbed down on the comm and said, GÇ£McNally, Ms. Hayes was jettisoned off the ship a short time ago. I did that before taking over the ship.GÇ¥
At the next comm panel, Random stabbed the button and said, GÇ£I want confirmation. IGÇÖm not taking your word this time, Lemant.GÇ¥ He sprinted down the hall towards the engine room.
Lemant was watching where the all call commands were coming from. McNally was on his way to the engine room and he was fairly confident that the Matari had the knowledge to overheat the drive arrays to detonation. He stabbed the comms button again and said, GÇ£McNally, I cannot confirm that she is in the station, but I have already started maneuvers to dock. IF you overload the engines, you will cause an explosion inside the station. Once we dock, weGÇÖll get this all sorted out. You just need to be patient.GÇ¥
Random smiled wolfishly as he burst into the engine room. Patience was never one of his strong points. The boarding axe cut a bloody swath and Twinkle shot furiously at any moving target that was out of melee range. Random reached the control panel and began throwing switches. Surviving engineering staff reacted to the alarms by scattering to the escape pods. Like rats fleeing the sinking ship, life pods jettisoned like fluff from a dandelion.
On board the GÇÿExtinctionGÇÖ, the sensors officer called, GÇ£Sensor, Command. Sir, we are reading elevated power levels from the Scorpion and sheGÇÖs jettisoning escape pods. Readings show sheGÇÖs going overload.GÇ¥
Captain Grainger narrowed his eyes, assessing the situation. GÇÿExplosions that close to the station could cause catastrophic damage to the docking area.GÇÖ He thought. Grainger turned to his command chair and seated himself. GÇ£Command, comm,GÇ¥ he said smoothly, GÇ£contact the station and have them reverse polarity on the docking drones. Tactical, slap a tractor beam on the Scorpion and letGÇÖs pull it away from the station.GÇ¥ He paused for a few moments, looking intently on the screen showing the GÇÿCheyenneGÇÖ. GÇ£Tactical,GÇ¥ he continued, GÇ£power up the forward weapons arrays and neutralizers. Calculate when that ship will go nova and give me a ten second countdown.GÇ¥ The various stations reported GÇÿayeGÇÖ to the given orders and Grainger sat deeper into his chair, preparing for the inevitable.
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Random McNally
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
41608
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Posted - 2013.11.30 03:17:00 -
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GÇ£McNally, are you mad?!GÇ¥ Lemant yelled into the comm. GÇ£I have control of the ship. LetGÇÖs dock it up and let the authorities sort it out!GÇ¥ The ship lurched suddenly as the collective effects of the docking drones and the tractor from the Concord vessel pulled the ship sharply. As Matokin stumbled, Sharazzi dashed drunkenly for the bridge escape pods. Lemant turned in time to see Sharazzi enter the capsule and blast away. GÇ£Damn, this is not going well.GÇ¥ He lamented
GÇ£I want LaudeGǪ,GÇ¥ he paused, GÇ£I want my sister back and IGÇÖm prepared to destroy anyone in my way.GÇ¥ He said quietly amongst the alarms.
GÇ£She is on the station, damn you.GÇ¥ Lemant growled, his Matari rising. GÇ£She is safe.GÇ¥
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On the GÇÿExtinctionGÇÖ, the sensor operator called out, GÇ£Sensor, Command. Fifteen seconds until detonation.GÇ¥
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Random turned to Twinkle and said, GÇ£Time for you to go, kid. Escape pod is there, get the hell out now.GÇ¥ Twinkle hesitated, and Random smiled genuinely. GÇ£Go Twinkle, this is not your day to die.GÇ¥
Twinkle turned and sprinted to the escape pod. GÇ£I do not think it is yours, either.GÇ¥ He threw himself into the pod and hit the jettison button.
Lemant growled into the comm, GÇ£We will go down together then, McNally.GÇ¥ The very blood in his veins turning hot as it began to sing, GÇ£We will settle this in the next life.GÇ¥
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GÇ£Ten seconds, sir!GÇ¥ the sensor operator reported to the Captain.
GÇ£Standby forward neutralizers and weapon arrays. Fire on my command.GÇ¥ Grainger announced.
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Random stood, his mouth moving silently as if in prayer. He gripped the haft of his axe until his knuckles turned white and the wraps creaked. He raised his arms in salute and prepared for shouting his name to the guardians of the afterlife when his wrist communicator chimed.
GÇ£RandomGǪ.IGÇÖm ok. IGÇÖm on the station, safe.GÇ¥ LaudenumGÇÖs voice sounded shaky, but it was clearly her.
Random opened his eyes and slammed his hand on the emergency power down. His body shook with the adrenaline of preparing to meet his ancestors.
Lemant stood with arms raised, howling his defiance and heralding his arrival to the afterlife when the alarms suddenly silenced on the bridge. He growled and spun; his body flooded with energy waiting to burst forth. His eyes wide and searching for the guardians to Hell.
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GÇ£Open fire.GÇ¥ Captain Grainger announced evenly.
GÇ£Sensor, Command! The ship is powering down!GÇ¥ the Sensor operator shouted excitedly.
GÇ£Hold fire!GÇ¥ Grainger shouted, putting an arm up as if to physically hold the tactical officer from firing. He spun to the sensor operator and said, GÇ£Confirm? Are the systems powering down?GÇ¥
GÇ£Confirmed, sir.GÇ¥ The Sensor operator turned back to his panel. GÇ£The ship is powering down.GÇ¥
Captain Grainger sat heavily in his chair. GÇ£Tactical, repulse that damned Scorpion into the docking area. When itGÇÖs past the event seal, itGÇÖs their business. Nav, get us ready to get the hell out of here. When that ship is in, we are out of here.GÇ¥
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LemantGÇÖs breath came raggedly as the Scorpion jarred again, this time in the direction of the station. He took several calming breaths as the song in his veins quieted. He looked around the GÇÿCheyenneGÇÖsGÇÖ bridge and sighed. He turned to the Nav console and programmed in the docking sequence.
Random walked calmly to the nearest airlock; his grip strangling the haft of the boarding axe. He moved to the airlock door and waited until the sensors proclaimed it was safe to cycle it. When the door hissed open, he stepped out on to the boarding ramp and walked to the crewGÇÖs general unloading area. Any station personnel that moved to stop him paused when they met his icy blue eyes or the gleam of the axe.
Lemant watched Random leave from his vantage point on the bridge. It was not difficult to see the Matari walking away. First, Random would verify that Ms. Hayes was safe, and then Random would come for him. He needed a way to talk the Matari down and focus him on the true enemy, Sharazzi.
GÇ£Damn you, you witch. Why did I let you talk me into this.GÇ¥ The RSS man lamented.
*********************
Random pulled aside the curtain in the hospital room holding a bandaged and bruised Laudenum Hayes. She struggled to hold her eyes open through the sedation. When Random moved to the side of her bed, she gasped and dragged herself to a sitting position; hugging Random tightly and shivering violently.
GÇ£They almost took me, they almost took me.GÇ¥ She said meekly, terror plain in her words.
GÇ£Shhhhh, sis. ItGÇÖs ok. No one is going to get you while IGÇÖm here.GÇ¥ Random whispered, calming the near hysterical woman.
GÇ£They almost took me, like Brandin.GÇ¥ She said, pausing to look into RandomGÇÖs eyes while tears streamed down her own.
GÇ£I will never let that happen.GÇ¥ Random said quietly. GÇ£IGÇÖll keep an eye on you.GÇ¥ He held her tightly, giving her something solid to cling to.
Hours passed as Random held Laud. Eventually, the medications took hold and Laudenum drifted off into a dreamless sleep. Random gave instructions to the medical staff that he was to be called immediately when she woke and no one was to visit her without him being present. The instructions carried an even heavier threat when Random realized that he stood talking to the doctors in undergarments and still carrying the boarding axe. He walked in exhaustion back to the bar and moved quietly through the crowd. A glance up to the bar showed Twinkle cleaning like nothing unusual had happened. He met TwinkleGÇÖs eye and nodded slightly. Twinkle paused and nodded in return, very slightly.
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Random McNally
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
41608
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Posted - 2013.11.30 03:18:00 -
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The door to his room opened and he walked inside. He breathed deeply the scents of the room. He could still smell YioleGÇÖs scent in the covers of his bed. He listened intently but heard no sound but his own heart.
GÇ£Yiole?GÇ¥ he asked, GÇ£Are you here?GÇ¥
The silence permeated the room and he moved heavily to his bed. He noticed the datapad sitting on his pillow and picked it up. The light in his eyes died as he read and part way through, his axe dropped to the floor from a hand gone lifeless. He finished the letter, and sat heavily on the bed.
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Matokin Lemant
2271
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Posted - 2013.11.30 06:10:00 -
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GÇ£I canGÇÖt believe he just did that, your relentless quest could have just killed us bothGÇ¥ Matokin said while gearing at Sharazzi.
Then he activated the coms and called the station security GÇ£I have with me the perpetrator of the recent events that just took place outside the station she has surrendered to me and I am willing to turn her over to your custody.GÇ¥ A voice on the other side of the com system responded GÇ£what happens in space outside the station is concords responsibility; we will contact them to have her taken into custodyGÇ¥
Just then Sharazzi looked at Matokin, from the look in her eyes he knew she was not happy GÇ£we had a deal, you said that you would not allow concord to take me inGÇ¥ she roared.
GÇ£I know and I wonGÇÖt unlike some people I actually keep my wordGÇ¥ Matokin glared back at Sharazzi.
Knowing the interstices of concords relations with internal empire matters from his time in the RSS Matokin knew that if he told the station security about the kidnapping from the bar previous then the station security would hold and turn Sharazzi over to the Supreme Court. However the only problem with that was he himself was also part of and took part in the actual kidnapping, a point that Sharazzi would undoughtily be all too happy to point out the station security.
He quickly razed the station security and said GÇ£The same person in my custody is also the same person who organized and helped execute the kidnapping from the Grater Fool Bar earlier.GÇ¥ There was a slight pause then a male voice responded GÇ£The alleged phoney concord agent? If this is the case then we would need to take her into custody here and turn her over to the The Federal Administration.GÇ¥
GÇ£The Federal Administration why?GÇ¥ responded Matokin The voice responded GÇ£We are sending officers down to the docking bay and we can discuss this in person, I am not discussing this over the com systemGÇ¥
Sharazzi then looked at Matokin and he could tell from her body language that she was extremely anxious she removed the pistol and clip from her belt stating GÇ£You had better keep your word with this, if not I will make sure that concord knows your involvement in all this as wellGÇ¥
GÇ£Relax I will keep my word to you, after all itGÇÖs the only what I can get out of this, if it wasnGÇÖt for that I would kill you where you standGÇ¥ Sharazzi could tell from MatokinGÇÖs body language and his voice he was getting annoyed with her at this point. She laughed GÇ£ItGÇÖs nice to be neededGÇ¥
At that moment the ships coms pinged to life a female voice said GÇ£This is security Lieutenant Faykan station security please disembark your ship at onceGÇ¥ Matokin responded GÇ£We are on our way down, be their shortly.GÇ¥ |
Matokin Lemant
2271
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Posted - 2013.11.30 06:12:00 -
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Ariving at the docking port Matokin and Sharazzi were greeted by two male Gallente security officers and one female. Looking at the female officer Matokin statedGÇ¥ Lieutenant Faykan I presume.
The female officer stepped forward and said GÇ£Yes that is me I am here to receive the prisoner may I assume this is her?GÇ¥
GÇ£Yes but I want to know one thing, why would you turn her over to The Federal Administration and not the Supreme Court? Matokin asked.
Well Lieutenant Faykan stated GÇ£This whole incident is of a sensitive nature you kidnapped a capsuleer and impersonating a concord agent is a serious offence and concord will want to know how and why this happened, and the Federal Administration is best suited to handle this delicate nature. Now kindly release the prisoner to us and we will be on our way.GÇ¥
Matokin looked at Sharazzi GÇ£very wellGÇ¥ he said reluctantly. He posed for a moment then continued GÇ£I am now officially turning this prisoner in my custody over to the Gallente Station Security Service, she is yours to now do with as you chooseGÇ¥
GÇ£OK we will take her from here thenGÇ¥ responded Lieutenant Faykan. GÇ£Miss can you please come with us now?GÇ¥ she asked turning to Sharazzi who nodded in silent agreement.
Matokin then thought to himself GÇ£Now then itGÇÖs time for me to get to the bar before she blabs that I was also involved I have to talk to Random before he finds me.GÇ¥ As he turned to walk he felt himself being pushed into the wall of the docking ramp by one of the male Gallente security officers. And before he could even comprehend what was happening Matokin felt his arms being forcibly pulled behind him as a familiar female voice he recognised as Lieutenant Faykan say GÇ£Now you really didnGÇÖt think that we actually never knew about your involvement as well did you...after all we do have security monitoring devices around the station. Take them both to the main office the Federal Administration representative is waiting for these two there. GÇ£
Matokin turned around to see Sharazzi grinning from almost ear to ear in what he was sure was some state of satisfaction in her mind. As the two was lead out of the docking rap and eventually into the station by the two security forces being lead by Lieutenant Faykan |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
91
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Posted - 2013.11.30 09:13:00 -
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The commotion aboard the Cheyenne as it approached had everone near Lail running in fear and panic.
GÇ£Holy **** I hope Random survives the fight long enough to see his sister is ok.GÇ¥ Lailyana said out loud to herself.
Suddenly she shes a pod a few hundred feet in front of her with a bunch of medical personnel carrying what appeared to be a female. Bolting to the scene Lail makes out the faint appearance of laude, her long blonde hair unmistakable, although it didn't look like laude, most of body covered in blood and her spine dripping blood on the floor.
As Lailyana gets closer she sees its laude and starts screaming.
"Laude, Laude wheres Random?!" a nearby medical officer turns around and greets her.
"Miss you cant be here, this woman is severely injured and needs immediate medical attention." he says keeping the frenzied Caldari at bay.
"Look I don't if all of CONCORD is here, youll only slow me down, now let me see my friend before i show you some things the caldari naval academy taught me years ago." Lailyana says with a dark and ominous tone.
"uh ok fine, youre free to go." the medical assistant said
lailyana runs up to laude and what she sees is almost to much for the Caldari, who has seen so much in new eden, to bear to look at. Grabbing the hand of partially coherent Laudenum Hayes Lail says "Youre safe now, we will take care of you."
as her eyes are rolling into her pain in agony laude leans over to lail and whispers "Get my brother, I want my brother."
Lailyana gently kisses her forehead, ill find him, save your strength laude."
As the medical personnel take laude away Lailyana breathes a huge sigh of relief, relief that laude was safe, relief that everybody was able to walk away from this unscathed. As she is daydreaming a towering shadow appeared before lailyana
"Random." Lailyana said "they just took laude to the medical facility, shes in pretty bad shape but was asking about you."
without saying a word, visually shaken up, random walks away still clinging his boarding axe.
As Random Walks away lailyana sees the Cheyenne coming in for docking procedures.
"Oh god, if random sees that RSS agent right now, this will not end well." Lailyana thought as the ship landed.
As agents of CONCORD arrived to take control of the situation lailyana saw Lemnant step out with a firm grip on a woman she didn't recognize. As the two stepped foward she saw a uniformed officer step foward "well theres concord" Lailyana mumbled.
And then suddenly something happened she didnt expect, the officer she assumed was CONCORD took the female into custody..
"Wait what the hell" lailyana said startled, "so is this sleezebag just going to walk away scott free?" she started saying louder as Lemnant started walking away, but suddenly, a CONCORD looking agent slammed him against a wall placing him in custody as well.
"I better get in touch with random" Lailyana thought. reaching into her pocket she pulls out her commlink.
"Random its lail, are you there?" the Caldari inquired.
"Hey Lailyana, I want to thank you for your efforts in this endeavor." the gruff Minmatar said.
"youre more than welcome, im waiting for recommendations on what to do next." Lailyana said.
After a brief pause Random says with an exhausted tone "head back to the bar for now, let everyone know Laude's condition, yet she is safe, I will be there shortly to track down her kidnappers."
with one hand on her hip grinning slightly, Lailyana says "Will do Random, oh and one other thing."
"Yes" he says
"Her kidnappers are in custody with what undoubtley appears to be CONCORD"
with a slight audible chuckle Random says "We will see about that, Random out."
and with that he was gone.
"****, is he planning on breaking them out only to kill them?" Lailyana thought. "I hope he knows what hes doing."
she silently questioned herself as she walked further into the station, back towards The Greater Fool Bar.
(Meta: I normally dont control characters, but with the recent brief hiatus with the holidays and such i figured to catch the story back up I would ask questions in the story which normally arent asked, I hope this is accetable) |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2607
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Posted - 2013.11.30 22:52:00 -
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai was back at the bar after taking a relaxing bath and a massage from Indahmawar. Albeit she considered herself a good thinker, she was not a fast thinker, and she had had too many emergencies and emotions in a single day. All she wanted was to relax and deal with some pending mattters... one of them, right now as she walked to meet Succus.
"Hi, Succus"
"Hello, mistress Fazmarai"
"Today has been a long day, and I hope it's over already"
"It's been quite busy, yes"
"Succus, I wanted to thank you for your work with the CONCORD agents. You saved our ships and probably Laude's life, but I don't dare to ask how you did it"
"I'm sorry, mistress Fazmarai, but if you asked me... I would had to lie to you. It was just my job"
"Anyway, it's been a god job. And I wonder, why did you did it? If you're so... resourceful... why did you accept to work for me, of all people?"
Succus looked at Ishtanchuk Fazmarai. Albeit he wasn't taller than average, she was quite shorter, and he had noticed how she was entering his personal space so he had to look down to see her face. Her beautiful reddish face, with the lovely almond eyes, so warm and always a bit sad. Her nose, large but cute and well proportioned. Her lips, thick and moist... How could he say?
"I just made my choice and I chose you, mistress Fazmarai. I've had many masters, some for very long. I usually pick them based on my preferences. So I chose you when it was time to pick a new master"
"You prefered me? Why?"
"Mistress Fazmarai..."
"Yes?"
"You're very close to me", whispered Succus.
"Is that wrong?"
"It is not appropiated"
"The way you've been looking me these last weeks, was it appropiated? Was that why you picked me?"
"You are very atractive, mistress Fazmarai"
"And...?"
"Under different circunstances, I would hope to do more than look at you"
"And what woud those circunstances be?", asked Ishtanchuk, closing enough so Succus felt her bosom on his chest.
"Maybe in the future...", said Succus, and then he gave a quick glimpse at the bar before taking Ish's face with his hands and touch her lips with his.
"I'll be waiting those other circunstances", asnwered Ishtanchuk, quickly kissing back Succus. Then he pressed her against him and kissed her again, and Ish opened her mouth for him as she closed her eyes to enjoy his kiss. Succus kissed her slowly, keeping an eye on the surroundings, caressing her hips and her ass. Then he said:
"You will be the first and only to know, mistress Fazmarai"
"Ishtnanchuk. Call me Ishtanchuk" she said, looking straight into his eyes. Then something changed and Ishtanchuk saw how he concealed whatever was in his eyes (lust? concern? else?), and Succus gently pushed her away.
"Until other circunstances, Ishtanchuk".
As Ish left from behind the bar, Succus looked at her swaying body. Then he saw movement at the stairs leading to the appartmends, and saw Random McNally walking down, carrying his boarding axe leaned on his shoulder. He almost smiled at the thought of what weird things could be seen at the bar, but then his experience took the reigns: Why was he wearing gloves?
"Mistress Fazmarai!", Succus shouted.
"Yes?", answered her, turning around and smiling.
"I thnk Mr. McNally is going to put himself in trouble"
"What?"
"He's carrying that axe again and looks like he intends to use it"
Ishtanchuk saw the massive Minmatarr opening the exit door and she ran to him. Then she grabbed his elbow and said:
"Random! What do you think that you are doing?".
Random notice the pressure on his elbow and turned around, meeting the petite Khanid woman.
"i'm just going to store my axe back", he said with a neutral voice.
"And those gloves?"
"You should not mess with this matter, Ishtanchuk"
"What are you going to do? Why hasn't Yiole stopped you?"
"Yiole is gone. I wonder why you didn't know..."
"She's gone? But, we hadn't talked about that... I figured that she would stay here, like Indahmawar, albeit they had no license..."
"Hmph. That's another matter. Now, please, will you move away and don't mess with my business?"
"i'm sorry, but I won't do it if your'e going to mess with something Yiole wouldn't approve"
"And what will you do to stop me?", smiled Random, looking down at her as she stood in his way with her hands on her hips...
(meta: I just can't help thinking of a Beauty and the Beast scene here... )
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Matokin Lemant
2462
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Posted - 2013.12.03 04:02:00 -
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(meta: who is next to post or does it matter? Just curious dont want to step on anyone toes so to seek) |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
92
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Posted - 2013.12.03 06:55:00 -
[2750] - Quote
(meta: i was actually waiting on you lemant lol) |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2645
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Posted - 2013.12.03 07:25:00 -
[2751] - Quote
It's Random turn to choose what he does with poor lil' Ish standing in his way. I'd recommend using the ingame chat, it makes easier to coordinate these things (channel name: The Greater Fool Bar).
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Samoth Egnoled
28476
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Posted - 2013.12.03 07:42:00 -
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Samoth Egnoled walks into the bar, stopping just inside the doorway and mentally scans the room. *Thinks "hmm, i've seen worse i suppose"
He walks over to the bar with a look on his face, that suggests talking to him would be a very bad idea. He sits on a bar stool with one leg propped up on the leg of the stool and rests his arms out infront of him on the bar.
"Give me the strongest thing you have, with a glass too.."
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Random McNally
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
41725
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Posted - 2013.12.03 17:55:00 -
[2753] - Quote
(meta: Sorry guys, snow storm last night left me a busy day. I'll be posting something tonight.)
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Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
93
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Posted - 2013.12.03 18:59:00 -
[2754] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:It's Random turn to choose what he does with poor lil' Ish standing in his way. I'd recommend using the ingame chat, it makes easier to coordinate these things (channel name: The Greater Fool Bar).
(ermahgerd theres a channel o.0 welp i know what ill be adding to my already pack chat menu :P ) |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Bloodhorses
2996
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Posted - 2013.12.04 15:57:00 -
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Zoe walks into the bar after quite some while, takes a seat, orders a drink and downloads recent bars history on her datapad.
Sipping on her drink, she starts reading...after passing some pages, she ordes another drink...and another one...and later another one, and another ione,sand nother one, nd andother done , andf anoitrher oen ....... *hicks*
OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread
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Samoth Egnoled
28559
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Posted - 2013.12.04 16:39:00 -
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Samoth takes heed of zoe entering the bar, and sits amazed at the pure volume her frame is withstanding... 'Bad day huh?' he say's in a deep gravelly voice, without even looking at her.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Random McNally
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
41834
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Posted - 2013.12.04 17:19:00 -
[2757] - Quote
Random glared down at Ishtanchuk; there was an audible creak in the leather wrappings of the enormous boarding axe. GÇ£Ish, I need you to move out of my way, please.GÇ¥ Random said, sidestepping the petite Khanid woman. He scowled when she matched his step and continued placing herself in his path. He sighed, and sidestepped again only to continue to be blocked by Ish, hands on hips.
GÇ£Ish, I donGÇÖt want to hurt you, and I wont intentionally, but you will move out of my way.GÇ¥
GÇ£I wish to know what you intend to do, Random.GÇ¥ She said with the aloof voice of her Khanid ancestory. GÇ£I would rather you didnGÇÖt hurt anyone.GÇ¥
GǣIsh, I intend to check on LaudGǪGǥ Random started.
GÇ£You do not need your axe for that.GÇ¥ Ishtanchuk interrupted.
GÇ£AND, then I intend to find the people responsible and segregate their implantGÇÖs integrated circuits.GÇ¥ Random finished calmly.
GÇ£Yiole would not approve of this.GÇ¥ Ish huffed, staring hard at Random.
GÇ£Yiole is not here!GÇ¥ Random growled in a tone that became dangerous. GÇ£As a matter of fact, I do not know where she went. I donGÇÖt not know if sheGÇÖll come back. I donGÇÖt know how sincere she was during our time together. I know absolutely nothing.GÇ¥ RandomGÇÖs growl grew in intensity and with each statement, he stepped forward causing Ish to move back.
GÇ£She loves you! She said so!GÇ¥ Ish said, holding up the datapad. GÇ£I know her well enough to know that she needs a little time. She will come back.GÇ¥ Her voice softened and she placed her hand on RandomGÇÖs chest, trying to will warmth and patience into the towering Matari.
Random lowered the head of the axe. He lowered his face and scowled darkly. He paused for a moment, contemplating what Ish said. She removed her hand from his chest with a look of concern. She had temporarily pacified the bull, but was it enough?
Random sprang forward and grabbed Ishtanchuk about the waist. He easily lifted her petite form from the ground and took two steps to the nearest chair. Ish felt the corded muscles of his chest and arm and the heat from his body; the man was an oven. He held her tightly, but not tightly enough to hurt her. She brought her hand up and slapped him hard across the face. Random flinched, but made no other response. She slapped him hard again, using as much force as her leverage would allow but other than the flinch of the impact, he made no motion nor made any sound. He gently sat her down in the chair, and then strode purposely to the exit.
Ish cast a concerned look to the exit that Random had just passed through and then turned back to Succus. She noticed that he had been watching intently and with smooth practiced motions, was re-holstering his side arm.
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2013.12.04 17:57:00 -
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Laudenum awoke slowly from the initial doses of the sedative. She felt the pain, but the fuzzy feelings simply made them not relevant. She raised her hand and saw that she had been bandaged, probably stitched. Her head fell back on her pillow and she closed her eyes. She really needs to stop being so rough on her clones.
A gentle cough brought her from her revelry and she opened her eyes. Groggily, she searched for the source of the cough and her eyes settled on Matokin Lemant. She shrieked and jarred as if struck by lightning. She moved up the bed to the headboard and began righting herself, a look of pure terror on her face. She began pulling the I.V.GÇÖs from her arm, all the time moaning and screaming.
Lemant raised his hands, making quieting sounds. GÇ£Damn it Hayes, keep your voice down!GÇ¥
A nurse stuck her head into the room and saw the hysterical woman and the man who had distanced himself. GÇ£What the hell is going on here?GÇ¥ she barked, moving to calm Laud as she clawed at the tubes. The on duty head nurse stepped in and moved between the red head and the intruder.
GÇ£IGÇÖm sorry, maGÇÖam.GÇ¥ Lemant began, GÇ£IGÇÖm afraid there has been a misunderstanding.GÇ¥ He reached into his jacket and produced his RSS identification. GÇ£IGÇÖm RSS agent Lemant. I came here to ask Ms. Hayes a couple of questions but IGÇÖm afraid that IGÇÖve upset her.GÇ¥
The head nurse looked at the credentials and nodded her head. GÇ£Alright,GÇ¥ she began as she handed the papers back to Lemant, GÇ£YOU stand there,GÇ¥ She pointed to a far section of the room, GÇ£until we get her calmed.GÇ¥ Lemant moved to where she had indicated and the two nurses worked on quieting and sedating the hysterical woman. After a few minutes and a healthy dose of medication, Laudenum was lying quietly on the bed, her eyes fluttering as the sedatives began to take effect.
GÇ£You!GÇ¥ the head nurse pointed at Lemant. GÇ£Make your questions quick. She wonGÇÖt be awake for long and then I want you out of my recovery, get me? I have no qualms whatsoever about having a couple big orderlies escort you out.GÇ¥ The nurse had leveled a look that would crack rocks. Lemant smiled and nodded. GÇ£Why does there always have to be trouble on my shiftGǪGÇ¥ she said as she stepped out.
Lemant stepped up to Laud and she seemed to recognize the RSS officer. She moaned slightly but it was easy to tell that the drugs prevented her from making any sudden actions.
GÇ£Please donGÇÖt take me.GÇ¥ She said, starting to weep.
GÇ£I wonGÇÖt.GÇ¥ Lemant said quietly. GÇ£I wanted to apologizeGǪ to say IGÇÖm sorry. I am shamed for what I did.GÇ¥ He lowered his face and said GÇ£I know what I did was wrong. Morally wrong and culturally reprehensible. GÇ£He shuddered, as if experiencing something that shook him to his very core. GÇ£I donGÇÖt expect you to forgive me, but I had to look you in the eye and say that GÇÿIGÇÖm sorryGÇÖ.GÇ¥
LaudGÇÖs expression softened. GÇ£You got me out. I donGÇÖt know if I can forgive you, but you did get me out.GÇ¥ Her words slurred. GÇ£How did you get away?GÇ¥
He chuckled softly. GÇ£My RSS I.D. is still valid. I claimed it was a GÇÿstingGÇÖ operation. Undercover. The truth will come out soon but it gave me enough time to come to you and let you know that I was lost. I did something very stupid. You showed me that I was Matari and that we never give up.GÇ¥ He took her hand gently and placed a kiss on it. She blushed slightly.
GǣStay as long as you can and watch over me.Gǥ She said, dropping deeper into the drug haze. GǣI want to talk GǪ to youGǪmore.Gǥ
Lemant placed LaudGÇÖs hand down as she drifted into unconsciousness. He pulled a chair close to her bed and whispered, GÇ£I think IGÇÖll stick around, Hayes.GÇ¥ He slid into the chair and prepared himself for a nice quiet wait.
GÇ£Sir. SIR!! You cannot bring that in here!GÇ¥
Lemant looked up in time to see the door open and Random look back, holding the boarding axe. |
Matokin Lemant
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Posted - 2013.12.05 00:46:00 -
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Random burst into the room just as Matokin stood up with such speed that the chair he was sitting in fell back against the wall. The fire in the eyes of the matari Matokin knew what he was here to do.
GÇ£I donGÇÖt want any trouble Random...I know that you want to kill me and if I was in your place I would most likely feel the same way. However I only came here to apologize to your sister for my actions during recent events. GÇ£MatokinGÇÖs tone was cool yet confident one that showed he was not afraid of Random but wanted to avoid any sort of confrontation with the other Matari.
Random stood intently quite for a second before lurching forward toward Matokin stopping just short of arms reach.
GÇ£Apologize ha!GÇ¥ Random scolded GÇ£Apologize for taking my sister from the bar. Apologize for holding her against her will in some sell on that scorpion. Apologize for traumatizing her.GÇ¥With each thing random listed off his grip on this boarding axe tightened and his tone became more ominous.
GÇ£Your dam lucky I am even having this conversation with you Lemant and if my sister wasnGÇÖt in this room we probity wouldnGÇÖt be.GÇ¥ Random said looking over at the now sleeping Laudenum.
GÇ£I know you care deeply about your sister Random and I can respect that, however you need to calm down or the orderlies will throw us both out and she will be alone again.GÇ¥ Matokin said while glaring at random.
Random interrupted GÇ£No orderly will keep me away from my sister!GÇ¥ intentionally raising his voice so as the recovery area staff could hear him.
GÇ£Stop shouting or you will wake her GÇ£Matokin said taking a step toward Random. Pausing for a second he continued GÇ£Look your sister asked me to stay so she could talk to me some more but I will gladly leave this area if that is what you want. She needs rest and the two of us going at each other like this is not helping anyGÇ¥
GÇ£That is just some more of your liesGÇ¥ Random protested. GÇ£There is no reason my sister would ever want to see you again much less talk to you, but you are correct about one thing she does need her rest and for her sake...GÇ¥ Random said looking once more at the sleeping Laudenum. Then looking quickly back at MatokinGÇ¥ ...your own I suggest you leave until I can talk with Laud and figure all this out.GÇ¥ His tone once more turned into an ominous one.
As Matokin wearily stepped past Random on his way out of LaudenumGÇÖs room he quickly looked over his shoulder back at Laudenum saying to himself GÇ£I hope you can talk some sense into him... Laud if not then things wonGÇÖt end well for either of usGÇ¥
Calling back as he was leaving the recovery area Matokin said GÇ£I will be in the waiting area Random but I donGÇÖt know for how long...GÇ¥
Random had no idea what Matokin meant by that but he had a pretty good idea, but he said to himself GÇ£I am sure as hell not about to wake my sister up for youGÇ¥
Just then Laudenum started to stir and briefly opened her eyes GÇ£Random is that you...where is Lemant please tell me you didnGÇÖt.GÇ¥ she asked still slurring her words from the haze of the medication.
(META: Random I hope that I captured the essence of how you would have your toon act in this situation appropriately) |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
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Posted - 2013.12.05 03:36:00 -
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Lailyana finally arrived back at the bar, looking exhausted and slightly weak, she wearily places her vest on a nearby rack, placed her hand on the wall and took a deep breath.
"its over." she thought.
it had been weeks since the Caldari had seen any sort of action like that, action, that was only compounded by the fact it was her friends in trouble, not somebody anonymous flying and hailing anybody on comms for help. Gathering her strength she picks herself off the wall, turns around and notices familiar faces and some new faces. acknowledging them, to tired to carry on a cheerful conversation, Lailyana walks up to Ish and gives her a hug.
"Hey ish, can i take a shower, I dont have a room here for myself yet.
"yes you may hun right this way." ish said leading lail into an adjoining room
"do you know where random is, or how laude is doing?" Lailyana asked with a frazzled tone
"I dont know about laude but i can tell you random is going to get in trouble." ish said in a concerned tone.
"Ill find him and see what i can do to stop this madness and get to the bottom of this all, right now i need some rest." lailyana said stretching.
"I will leave you to your privacy." Ish Said turning and walking out of the room.
As Lailyana starts getting undressed she starts thinking back to the past few days events, what was real, and what seemed almost to good to be true. The RSS man taking laude and holdng her captive was real, herself, ish, random, and succus risking evreything to get Laude back was real.
"so why all of a sudden did the RSS man known as lemant capture that scorpion and turn in that woman?" she thought as the hot water ran through her hair down her body.
"was that a diversion away from him or was he a pawn trying to help laude at the end?" the theory both startled and intrigued her. Quickly turning off the water and getting dressed in a fresh set of clothes she grabs for her commlink.
"hey, i know we havent seen eye to eye in the past, but i need your opinion on something, something that while you are not apart of any longer, but can still offer great insight to, please, if you get this come meet me, im sending you the coordinates now." she said softly into her commlink, setting it down beside her and gently sitting on a nearby chair, waiting for a reply...
(meta: if nobody has an issue with it, I would like to introduce somebody else into the story, please let me know what you think, if the existing story is fine without any additional characters im fine to leave it out, the ending of my post could go both ways and i have ideas on going either direction with it.) |
Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2013.12.05 06:47:00 -
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Samoth continued to drown his sorrows at the bar while listening intently to the argument between Ish and Random. He could feel his blood begin to boil as the culmination of the alcohol and the need to intervene rose.
A thin crack spiralled slowly up his glass where his grip was becoming too tight for the glass to take.
All of a sudden the Matari had moved the Khanid out of his way and stormed out. He did not know these people, but it sounded as if his skills were going to be needed.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Matokin Lemant
2606
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Posted - 2013.12.05 18:52:00 -
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Lailyana Enaka wrote:Lailyana finally arrived back at the bar, looking exhausted and slightly weak, she wearily places her vest on a nearby rack, placed her hand on the wall and took a deep breath.
"its over." she thought.
it had been weeks since the Caldari had seen any sort of action like that, action, that was only compounded by the fact it was her friends in trouble, not somebody anonymous flying and hailing anybody on comms for help. Gathering her strength she picks herself off the wall, turns around and notices familiar faces and some new faces. acknowledging them, to tired to carry on a cheerful conversation, Lailyana walks up to Ish and gives her a hug.
"Hey ish, can i take a shower, I dont have a room here for myself yet.
"yes you may hun right this way." ish said leading lail into an adjoining room
"do you know where random is, or how laude is doing?" Lailyana asked with a frazzled tone
"I dont know about laude but i can tell you random is going to get in trouble." ish said in a concerned tone.
"Ill find him and see what i can do to stop this madness and get to the bottom of this all, right now i need some rest." lailyana said stretching.
"I will leave you to your privacy." Ish Said turning and walking out of the room.
As Lailyana starts getting undressed she starts thinking back to the past few days events, what was real, and what seemed almost to good to be true. The RSS man taking laude and holdng her captive was real, herself, ish, random, and succus risking evreything to get Laude back was real.
"so why all of a sudden did the RSS man known as lemant capture that scorpion and turn in that woman?" she thought as the hot water ran through her hair down her body.
"was that a diversion away from him or was he a pawn trying to help laude at the end?" the theory both startled and intrigued her. Quickly turning off the water and getting dressed in a fresh set of clothes she grabs for her commlink.
"hey, i know we havent seen eye to eye in the past, but i need your opinion on something, something that while you are not apart of any longer, but can still offer great insight to, please, if you get this come meet me, im sending you the coordinates now." she said softly into her commlink, setting it down beside her and gently sitting on a nearby chair, waiting for a reply...
(meta: if nobody has an issue with it, I would like to introduce somebody else into the story, please let me know what you think, if the existing story is fine without any additional characters im fine to leave it out, the ending of my post could go both ways and i have ideas on going either direction with it.)
(meta: I cant speak for everyone but I dont think you need to ask permission from anyone here when you want to introduce a new character..hehe I never asked when I did ) |
Chapmonious Hunter
37
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Posted - 2013.12.05 22:24:00 -
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Sitting in his captains quarters Chapmonious hears his commlink go off
"please if you get this come to me, im sending the coodinates now." the familiar voice said
the message causes him to bolt from his chair instantaneously with a look of anger, anxiety, and irritation seemly pouring from every part of his face. he reaches for his comms and shouts "You left me to die and now you need my help!?"
"look chapmonious, i know this is unexpected and i know I have alot to settle with you, but i wouldnt be raising you on comms without if it wasnt important.
this took the amarrian back, he hadnt Lailyana in months after the incident, and now suddenly and without warning she is talking to him again.
"I dont know lail, you hurt me pretty bad, its not about settling anything, its about making things right, and from where i sit, this isnt making things right, this is you asking for my assistance again, are you gonna watch me die this time?" said chapmonious, his anger getting the better of him. The history between him and the caldari was short yet explsoive, Lail being in the Caldari naval academy was once a spy in his slave operation, after a few months the two fell in love, with the relationship ending on less than good terms when lail exposed herself as a spy raiding the slave operation, herself being killed in the process, or so he thought.
"look chap you dont have to believe me, but i did love you, im sorry for not putting what we had above my job, you want me to make things right fine, i will, but not before you come down here and atleast hear me out." Lailyana said.
Looking around chap gets frustrated, she mentioned it was something he doesnt do anymore.
"if you want me to penetrate a slave network for you than no, im not coming, and we can go about assuming we dont exist anymore." chap said, no longer hiding his anger.
"you dont have to spy, just, hear me out." lailyana said, her voice calming in intensity, thats what he loved about her, the intensity.
"Fine, ill do it, but me and you are going to talk when i get there." the Amarrian says.
"heres the coodinates, if youre still living where you were, it will take you some time, ill wait up." lailyana says with a hint of excitement in her tone.
"yea i see that, ill be bringing a fast ship." Chapmonious says heading to his slicer.
"bye for now." Lailyana says.
"Bye." Chap replies as he boards his slicer, heading to meet up with his past. |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
97
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Posted - 2013.12.06 00:54:00 -
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Lailyana couldnt believe it, he talked to her, and not only did he talk to her, hes coming.
Putting on her vest again she goes to the bar and gets a drink sitting there reminicing. Prior to her discovering the fool bar, and the people in the fool bar, Lailyana was a spy for the Caldari Naval Academy, where after a while successfully penetrated a slave op, one ran by Chapmonious. Although the two fell in love things didnt end well for the both of them, with lail being killed in the process, the day she became a clone.
"The hardest part is going to be seeing him again, but this needs to be done." She told herself holding her neck with her right hand, feeling the implants as she rubbed.
She takes a deep breath and lets it out, reaching for the bottle of whiskey pouring herself another drink, waiting, on her past to come barging in at any moment. |
Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2013.12.06 06:58:00 -
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By now Samoth was over half way through his bottle of whisky, he had done away with the glass by now also. His optical implants were doing their best to compensate for the alcohol, but the writing on the bottle was still dancing infront of him. He put the bottle down for a moment and rubbed his eyes, ettempting to bring his eyes into focus again.
Lailyana enters the bar and pours her whisky, Samoth turns to face her and musters up as much racial comradery as he can and mutters 'Cheers!' as he holds up his quickly emptying bottle of whisky.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
97
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Posted - 2013.12.06 19:25:00 -
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Samoth Egnoled wrote:By now Samoth was over half way through his bottle of whisky, he had done away with the glass by now also. His optical implants were doing their best to compensate for the alcohol, but the writing on the bottle was still dancing infront of him. He put the bottle down for a moment and rubbed his eyes, ettempting to bring his eyes into focus again.
Lailyana enters the bar and pours her whisky, Samoth turns to face her and musters up as much racial comradery as he can and mutters 'Cheers!' as he holds up his quickly emptying bottle of whisky.
As Lail is pouring herself another drink she sees a newcomer to the bar tipping his glass to her while yelling cheers. she smirks alittle bit, not realizing she was being rude in her current state.
"Be well Caldari, the bar and its inhabitants will be well to you." she says lifting her glass almost in a toast.
she then walks over to the jukebox and finds A good song to put on while drinking. she lifts her whiskey in the sky one more time as she retires to her seat to enjoy the soothing music and await her former lovers arrival to the bar. |
Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2013.12.07 14:00:00 -
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Pushing himself up off the bar, Sam makes his way over to one of the couches with his bottle in hand. He gingerly lies down on the couch as if trying to steady his feet on a ship at sea. He takes another wig of whisky with a grin on his face.
((That video was epic. I's those videos that show how truly amazing this game really is.))
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2682
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Posted - 2013.12.07 14:44:00 -
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*slightly embarrassed and blushing, Ishtanchuk Fazmarai stands up from the chair where Random McNally sat her and looks at the video shared by Lailyana, then picks another video*
"Have I told you about our new VR room? We just bought a system for the Bar and will be installing it soon. You should just look at this amazing video of one the games included with it..."
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
97
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Posted - 2013.12.08 00:24:00 -
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Lail watches the video bobbing her head to and fro to the beat of the song, occasionally taking a sip of her whiskey as song goes on. She hasnt been this relaxed in some weeks, with everything that has been going on it feels nice to kick back get intoxicated, and let worries slip to the way side, well some of them atleast.
"I wonder what its going to be like to stand in front of him again, after all these years." She thought taking another drink.
After the video is finished she looks at ish with an excited look at says "Ish this is amazing, when will this be installed, and what does it do?!" her voice getting high pitched as she keeps on talking.
The happiness however, is short lived, as she finishes asking the question to ish, she sees a shadow, a silhoutte of a man she use to know, Chapmonious was in the doorway.
Chapmonious has always been a stout man, standing over 6 feet tall with muscular arms, although intimidating, he was generally a teddy bear once you got to know him. As she walked up to him with the rest of the members in the bar staring, she didnt know what to think, some years ago she was running for her life from the guns that used to keep her safe within his compound, now, there was nothing in front of her. She came up to him and hugged him, while he stood their motionless.
"well I'm here, what do you need." he said, making it obvious he hadnt forgotten anything.
This stunned the Caldari, there was no emotion there, no love, no fire that was there so many years ago. Fighting back tears at this realization, she steps closer to the huge Amarrian.
"I need your help Chapmonious." she replies back as a single tear rolls down her check |
Chapmonious Hunter
39
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Posted - 2013.12.08 05:10:00 -
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Trying to keep himself composed Lailyana gives him a hug, the warmth he felt so long ago was embracing him again, the love, passion, and the anger all came rushing back.
"You need my help, after all these years, theres no apology, just down to buisness." Chap said keeping his voice down to avoid disrupting the bar. Through the light he saw her face, tears glistening through strobes and music like a Pulse Laser piercing the gas clouds in a n asteroid belt finding its target. Taking his hand and holding it to the caldaris face, wiping the tears from her face he motions towards a seat and starts walking towards it.
"Tell me of you problems, Lailyana." his voice softening, even after all these years, his love for her was to strong to be angry with her in person.
Pulling herself together wiping her eyes, Lailyana pours herself another glass of whiskey, sits there for a minute and says
"A few weeks ago my friend," she looks around the bar at the people, "Our friend, Laudenum Hayes was taken from this place against her will by a man claiming to be an RSS Agent, and a women who was supposedly CONCORD, to make a long story short, Laude is in the hospital, her brother is undoubtedly looking for the RSS Agent to kill him, and we are sitting here, helpless." Lailyana said all this without taking so much as a breath."
"So what brings me into this?" Said chap taking a sip of lails whiskey.
"well to make a long story short, we found laude, she was being held captive on a scorpion, the pod she was in ejected, serverly wounded, and the scorpion was docked under the surrender of the RSS Agent, and the CONCORD Woman. I need to help me figure out the truth in this." Lail said, finishing her story.
Holding his hand up to his mouth he sits there for a moment, part of him wants to show his anger and dissent, but the love he had for her, or that he still has for her just wont allow him to walk away. reaching forward he takes her hands.
"There was a time when I wouldve got up and walked away, you hurt me very deeply, but just as i promised you all those years ago, I would do anything for you, so lets go find your friend laude, and talk to her, I think i know what is going on here.
He could see the happiness in her eyes as she leaned forward and gave him a hug.
"thank you so much, we will talk later Chap, I promise."
"Uh huh." he replied lightly embracing her
"Cmon lets go find this laude." he said standing up as for the first time in years, Lail, and Chap, were re-united as one. |
Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2013.12.09 08:08:00 -
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Sam sits up on the sofa cupping his head in his hands, trying to stop his world from spinning. He tries to focus on anything but the conversation between Lailyana and this mystery man, however try as he might he picks up just about everything that was said.
"Sometimes these implants are a curse" He thought to himself
He turns to face Ish, his optical implants take a few seconds to kick in before the picture sharpens up and he begins recieving information again.
"Ish, She sounds like she could use my help" He motioned to Lailyana
"I know you have no idea who i am, right now i don't think it really matters"
"Lets just say I have... Talents they would find useful" A sly grin creeps accross his face
Sam takes a sip from his whisky bottle, then realises that it is all gone and his brow furrows.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Random McNally
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
42913
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Posted - 2013.12.11 16:46:00 -
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GÇ£You blockhead.GÇ¥ Laudenum slurred as Matokin Lemant left the room.
Random smiled exhaustedly and leaned the boarding axe against the wall. He righted the chair and pulled it closer to the bed. GÇ£What the hell happened?GÇ¥ he asked as he sat down. GÇ£That guy took you, caged you, and youGÇÖre defending him?GÇ¥
GÇ£He couldnGÇÖt tell me. Had to make it look real.GÇ¥ She mumbled through the haze of sedation. GÇ£He was undercover. Had to make it look good.GÇ¥
GÇ£IGÇÖm not buying it, sis.GÇ¥ He said frowning. GÇ£I donGÇÖt care who the hell he is or what the hell he was planning on accomplishing but he messed with family. Skuldalid yfir allr.GÇ¥ He sat back deeper into the chair, GÇ£I should kill him for that reason alone.GÇ¥
GÇ£YouGÇÖre awful testy.GÇ¥ She said. GÇ£IGÇÖm alright here. Go find Yiole andGǪGÇ¥
GÇ£Yiole is gone.GÇ¥ Random interrupted. GÇ£She has packed up and left. I have no idea where she went or if sheGÇÖll come back.GÇ¥ The pain in RandomGÇÖs eyes was plain for Laudenum to see. She placed her hand on RandomGÇÖs arm for comfort.
GÇ£So thatGÇÖs why you are so testy.GÇ¥ Laud slurred. GÇ£Not able to get your rutting on after you heroically save your sister.GÇ¥ Random growled, but the redhead drew a teasing smile on her face that caused the Matari to chuckle. When he chuckled, Laudenum relaxed deeper into the mattress of the hospital bed. GÇ£You are tired also, Random. I can see it on your face.GÇ¥
He nodded in acknowledgement. GÇ£Yea, saving your back side is more than enough for one day.GÇ¥
GÇ£Random, go back to the bar.GÇ¥ She said, all mocking gone from her voice. GÇ£Have a drink, rent a girl and get some sleep.GÇ¥ She settled into the bed again, as if not completely comfortable. GÇ£IGÇÖll be fine.GÇ¥ She added.
Random stood and smiled genuinely. He knew that arguing with her would be useless and he yawned deeply. GÇ£Alright sis, you win.GÇ¥ He reached over and tugged the axe from its resting place against the wall and grabbed a folded blanket from a small cart. With a bit of awkwardness brought on from fatigue, he wrapped the axe blade with the blanket. When he was confident that the blanket was secure, he strode over to Laud and kissed her on the forehead. GÇ£If you need me, call.GÇ¥
GÇ£Just get the hell out of here before you start weeping, you baby.GÇ¥ She drawled back. As Random reached the door, she added GÇ£Send Matokin back in.GÇ¥
He turned to look at her but she closed her eyes and settled into her pillow as if to sleep. His face darkened, but he turned to go through the door and closed it quietly behind him. Just outside, Lemant was standing near the wall looking intently at a picture that hung there. His stance shifted slightly, but he made no other motion to acknowledge the Matari. He walked to the former RSS officer and stood beside him, looking away from the wall as it watching LemantGÇÖs back. GÇ£My sister would like you to return.GÇ¥ He said quietly, scanning the waiting area and nurseGÇÖs station as if expecting attack. Lemant gave him a simple nod in response. GÇ£She told me that this was a sting and that you had no intention of keeping her imprisoned. You didnGÇÖt say anything to help the illusion of your involvement.GÇ¥
Lemant glanced slightly at Random and responded with a simple nod of his head.
Random drew a deep breath and let it out slowly. GÇ£I know sheGÇÖs lying, or at least, she doesnGÇÖt believe that story.GÇ¥ His gaze became icy as he glanced sidelong at his fellow Matari, GÇ£If needs be, I will burn everything to keep her safe. Everything.GÇ¥
Matokin sighed, GÇ£You have nothing to fear from me. I will not harm her in any way.GÇ¥ He shifted his position again and raised his head, looking away from Random. GÇ£If needs be, I will help you.GÇ¥
Random nodded, and then left the hospital, leaving Lemant to enter LaudenumGÇÖs room.
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The bar was noisy as the eveningGÇÖs crowd started to accumulate. The ambient noise level required raised voices to speak and occasional shouts and bursts of laughter highlighted the din. Random moved up to the bar and saw Ish sitting on a chair. As he approached, she turned to him with questioning eyes. He looked deeply at her, but didnGÇÖt turn away under the scrutiny. She looked him over and jumped from the chair to embrace him. Random carefully returned the embrace one handed; careful that the axe was nowhere near the Khanid woman.
She backed out of the hug and smiled. GÇ£Yiole would be proud.GÇ¥
He nodded, eyes cast to the floor. He ordered a simple meal and then quietly moved to his room.
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Matokin Lemant
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Posted - 2013.12.11 19:59:00 -
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Matokin went back into the recovery area and quietly opened the door to Lauds room. The read head was resting comfortably in her bed but she sat up slightly when he entered.
GÇ£You mentioned this was a sting operation, tell me what is going onGÇ¥ She mumbled through her medicated haze.
Matokin grabbed the chair from the corner and moved it closer to her bed GÇ£I am a former RSS agent that much is true...but I did not lose it in the way you may think. I was transferred to another part of the Matari government. Are you at all familiar with the Republic Justice Department?GÇ¥ Matokin paused for a couple of moments as if to let Laudenum digests this latest development.
LaudGÇÖs eyes looked down at the bed then back up at Matokin GÇ£I have heard of them but I canGÇÖt say I am exactly sure what they doGÇ¥ she finally said after a slight pause.
GÇ£The Republic Justice Department is basically the internal police force for all Matari, think of it as a Matari concord specially focused on bringing down slavers and other less then legal Ammarian activities either directly or indirectly affect the Matari people. GÇ£ Matokin then looked at Laudenum as if he was suddenly coming out of some kind of medicated haze himself.
Laud layed back into her bed sighing heavily GÇ£Matokin you have so many stories I donGÇÖt even know what I am supposed to be leave about you anymoreGÇ¥ she closed her eyes after she finished.
Matokin moved closer and whispered in a kinder tone GÇ£I know its allot to take in and it is pretty dam confusing but what I am telling you now is the truth of the matter and the whole reason our paths crossed, to begin with.GÇ¥
Laud GÇ£hmm alrightGÇ¥ she said in what Matokin knew was a slightly disbelieving tone.
Matokin moved back and said let me explain everything to you so far I was placed under cover in a slaver organization to take them down from the inside and I have been there over a year now. My target is the leader of the slaver ring but so far the closest I have come has been his voice over a com channel.GÇ¥ He then paused for a second and looked to see if Laud was still following him.
GÇ£Ok go onGÇ¥ Laud said hesitantly GÇ£I understand what youGÇÖre saying so for but we will see just how much I believe it when youGÇÖre done.GÇ¥ With that she closed her eyes and motioned for Matokin to continue.
GÇ£Sharazzi is one of his top Lieutenants and through her I was hoping to finally meet the man behind the slaver ring and once ID'ed we then could send in the RSS to take him down, however I had no idea that our next target would be you...which complicated things a great deal. I had no idea you had so many friends or that you are such a strong willed and resourceful person.GÇ¥
Laud opened her eyes and looked at Matokin she smiled weakly and said GÇ£flattery will get you no wear with me Matokin.GÇ¥
Matokin smiled back thought to himself GÇ£I am glad she is starting to feel more like herself againGÇ¥ he then said GÇ£When I saw you crying there in that cell I realised how the countless others that we have taken must have felt and I realized that no one person is worth making so many others suffer for and I am sure after we are done with Sharazzi she will crack and tell us what we want to know anyway. The Republic Justice Department can be very persuasive like thatGÇ¥.
Laud noticed a change in Matokins voice near the end of what he had just finished saying and she knew exactly what he meant by it.
Laud razed herself up in her bed a little and looked directly at Matokin GÇ£What youGÇÖre saying makes since given everything I have seen up to this point, and say for a minute I do believe you. One thing is bothering me. What is going to happen to you? ArenGÇÖt you an accomplice to all throws kidnappings and in kidnapping me?GÇ¥
GÇ£Yes, I amGÇ¥ Matokin replied slowly relaxing back into the chair. GÇ£The The Republic Justice Department is working with the Gallente authorities as we speak so I am not sure exactly what is going to happen, but you need not worry regardless of the outcome I will be fine.GÇ¥ He then shot a confident smile at Laud.
Matokin had no sooner finished saying that when the door to Lauds room opened and two Gallente security officers appeared in the door way completely overlooking the red-head laying in the bed there focus locked on Matokin.
One of them said in a commanding voice GÇ£Mr. Lemant your presents is requestedGÇ¥ Matokin and Laud knew that by the tone in his voice that this was not an invitation
GÇ£What for?GÇ¥ Matokin calmly replied
GÇ£We will discuss that when you get to the security offices Mr. Lemant now please come with usGÇ¥ The security officer said.
Matokin nodded got up and went over to the door where the two security officers were standing.
As he did Laud weekly called out GÇ£You take care of yourself Matokin...I still havenGÇÖt made up my mind if I believe you yetGÇ¥ as she painfully chuckled to herself.
Actaiting it she said GÇ£Random the Gallente just came and took Lemant I donGÇÖt know what is going on but I think he may be needing your helpGÇ¥
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Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
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Posted - 2013.12.14 10:47:00 -
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Lailyana and Chapmonious are walking into the medical facility as Lemant is being led out. Looking over chapmonious sees Lails face grow darker.
"You ok kiddo?" he says grabbing her shoulder and spinning her around.
"Its him!" Lailyana hisses back at him, in a menacing manner.
"Whos him?" chaps asks
"Thats the RSS guy that took laude!"
Chapmonious peers up at the minmitar as he walks by, he seems to know lail somehow but he cant tell if if the relationship is friendly until Lail answers his question for him. Out of nowhere she walks with a brisk pace to the men and tries to grab onto lemant
"What have you done you animal!!!!" The caldari screams at lemant releasing the last few days worth of anger on him
"Mamn we need you stop attacking our prisoner or we will have to take you with us." One of the Gallente guards says.
tearing her arm away from the guard, she gives a glare that could melt one of Jitas moon with a slight tear making an appearance below her left eye.
"lets go lailyana, hes not worth it, at-least not right now, lets go see laude." Chap said trying to reason with her.
As she walks away she never breaks eye contact with Lemant or the Gallente soldiers.
"Excuse me mamn, where can I find Laudenum Hayes?"Lailyana inquired with a tech.
Down the hall and to the right, visiting hours are over in 45 minutes so make it fast please." the tech said.
Lailyana and Chapmonious get to the door and Chap stops Lail.
"perhaps its best if you go in by yourself, so as not to alarm her to somebody of my past, and so you two can have a proper reunion, if you would like to introduce me, come and get me." Chap says as Lail nods in approval
As she opens the door Laude is sitting up staring at the wall, most of the cuts and scratches she had sustained were either partially healed or bandaged, she seemed to be recovering really well, and really fast.
"Laude, thank the stars you're ok." Lailyana says as she walks up to gently give her a hug.
"ugh Lail, how are you, Im glad you found me, I need to get in touch with Random, Lemant may be needing our help soon. Laude said grimacing in slight pain as she sits up more to embrace Lailyana.
"Wait, why would he need our help, especially after what he did to you?" lail asked perplexed.
"Lemant was a pawn, he was forced to kidnap me to get to somebody else that CONCORD woman wanted, if she was indeed CONCORD." Laude says in kind of an exhausted tone.
"So he was being used...is that why he wasnt arrested at the dock?" Lailyana asks, her suspicions being confirmed the more she and laude are talking.
"Yes, but the CONCORD woman obviously cracked and told CONCORD everything which is why the Gallente Agents just walked out with Lemant in cuffs, and why I need you to go back to the bar, find Random and convince him to do this for me, he doesnt exactly like Lemant right now, but this is something much bigger than just someone kidnapping me, we need to help him." Laude finished her story retreating back down into the comfort of the hospital bed.
"I'll go find him Laude, get some rest, we will get to the bottom of this, no matter what, you have my word." Lailyana says gently kissing her on the forehead and running her fingers through her flowing, flawless red hair.
"I'll leave you to rest, I will come back Laude, and Ill go talk to your brother." she continues as she walks to the door and departs.
"Well, how did it go?" Chapmonious asked, leaning against the wall, arms folded and legs crossed.
"I can tell you I was right, now we go back to the bar, Ill introduce you to everybody and get you set up with a room.
"See, and you were ready to rip all three of those guys to pieces just a few minutes ago." The Amarrian sarcastically said grinning."
"Oh shut up, I wouldve to and you know it, cmon, lets get out of here." Lailyana retorted
"Sure thing lovely." Chap replied, in a half flirt, hoping she said something back.
Lailyana turned looking at him, he was behaving strange. Turning around she continues walking Chap behind her.
"Wonder whats going on with him" she thought as they walked down the halls together, "was that a flirt, or was he just being ironic." The thought made the Caldari take a deep breath and release it slowly, wanting the past to repeat itself, but not the ending. |
Samoth Egnoled
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A badly damaged Stratios Cruiser begins to uncloak outside the bar. It has clearly been in better shape and is in dia need of some repairs. The Sensor ring is barely in one piece, yet still functioning.. Just. Two out of its Four turrets have been diabled, The drone flight deck is billowing fire and smoke, and several decks are open to the vacuum of space.
Sam brings the limping cruiser in to dock, His eyes twiching as the docking clamps engage. His pod begins to drain and he is flushed out onto the floor infront. Pod goo streams down his body as he cough's up the fluid in his lungs.
"Yeaack, surely they could make that stuff taste better by now!"
The Muscles in his cyber arm creak as they rub together pushing him up off the ground. He puts on some throw away clothes for the jouney back to his room.
Leaving his ship, he stops off by the repair chiefs office, and sorts a repair contract. Then makes way for the bar.
Upon entering the bar, he makes his way straight to his room and turning on the shower. He takes off his clothes and places them in the laundry chute, and heads straight for the shower and just leans up against the wall on his arm with the water hitting his back. He stands there for over an hour, just thinking about the souls that have met their end by his hand, just so he can make a few more million Isk. How much was enough? What would fill that empty space where his heart should be? And why couldnt he get rid of his guilt?
"I'm supposed to be a souless killer!? Get Out Of My Head!!"
He finishes up in the shower, and puts on his boots and trousers and heads to the bar with a vest shirt in hand. He starts putting on a vest shirt as he walks through the bar door and heads for one of the more comfortable chairs and sits down and orders a bottle of whisky from a barmaid.
He pulls out a data pad and starts tasking traders to sell his plunder, he flinches as he remembers how he got each and everyone of those items and their pleas for a ransom....
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Random McNally
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2013.12.18 15:58:00 -
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Random nearly gagged on his breakfast.
GÇ£Are you serious?GÇ¥ he said into his comm link. GÇ£Sis, you need to get some rest. YouGÇÖre delusional.GÇ¥
GǣRandom, I know it sounds crazy, butGǪGǥ Laud responded
GÇ£Crazy?! An hour ago I was ready to disassemble him and now you want me to save him?GÇ¥ Random said stunned amazement in every word.
GÇ£HeGÇÖs Matari.GÇ¥ Laud responded calmly.
GÇ£HeGÇÖs a kidnapper!GÇ¥ Random snapped back, clearly losing his temper. GÇ£He took you forcibly and IGÇÖm not buying that GÇÿsting operationGÇÖ B.S.GÇ¥ He stood up and started pacing his small quarters in the Greater Fool Bar. GÇ£If heGÇÖs in so tight with the RSS, let them bail him out.GÇ¥
GÇ£Random,GÇ¥ Laud began, hoping to pacify her bull of a brother, GÇ£He is kin and he needs our help. I just feel it.GÇ¥ Random sat down on the bed. He knew that once Laudenum had a stand, she wouldnGÇÖt budge. The realization of this being a fight that he would never, ever, win seeped into him. He sighed wearily and began formulating plans in his head. LaudenumGÇÖs voice continued buzzing through the comm but Random paid very little heed. He knew that her convincing would only distract him from coming up with a plan that had an Isk notes chance in Jita of working.
Chances are a direct assault would be bad. People would die. Normally, this wouldnGÇÖt have been a bother for him but the specter of Yiole and his natural perchance to violence suddenly sickened him. How could he look Ish, Indah and particularly Yiole, in the eyes with the blood of innocent victims on his hands.
He was unfamiliar with the Gallente interrogators so impersonation wouldnGÇÖt work. Chances are, the Gallente station authorities knew who would be sent to question the RSS agent. Without a frame of reference, it was nearly impossible to slip into an interrogator role.
Then, it dawned on him. It was so simple, he nearly shouted .
GǣRandomGǪGǥ Laud continued, GǣAre you there? Can you hear me?Gǥ
RandomGÇÖs face turned tight and he looked at his comm. GÇ£Ok Laud,GÇ¥ he began in earnest, GÇ£if you want me to do this, you are in with me. You need to get your lazy butt out of that bed and get to your work room. HereGÇÖs what weGÇÖre going to needGǪGÇ¥
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Shortly after, Random stepped from the room. The patrons, most of whom were deep into their cups, stopped whatever they were doing and gawked. Capsuleers in various stages of undress were a staple in the Greater Fool Bar. Modesty, or the lack thereof, was common amongst the patrons. What the patrons did see was Random McNally, dressed in a tailored and very expensive black suit, polished black shoes and a briefcase. A pair of darkened sunglasses dangled from his breast pocket protecting an immaculately folded and starched white handkerchief. His face was cleanly shaven and his pale blue eyes gleamed like ice.
Ish turned on her barstool and gasped. She had never seen McNally dressed so stunningly. Her eyes widened as the Matari capsuleer walked up to her.
GÇ£Ish, GÇ£Random began,GÇ¥ I need a couple of favors.GÇ¥
Ish blushed, then seemed to regain her regal bearing. GÇ£What is it that you need, Mr. McNally?GÇ¥
Random leaned in close to whisper his intent. His cologne was intoxicating and Ishtanchuk Fazmarai had to mentally focus on RandomGÇÖs words. GÇ£I need some information and you seem to have the connections to get it. The man who kidnapped Laudenum has been captured by the Gallente station authorities and Laud wants me to break him out. I need to know where he is being held.GÇ¥
Ish gaped. GÇ£Why does she desire this?GÇ¥ she asked with incredulity.
GÇ£She will need to be the one to explain this. All I can say is that my life would have been so much less complicated if IGÇÖd just killed him.GÇ¥
GǣRandom, you know thatGǪGǥ Ish began.
GÇ£Yes, I know.GÇ¥ Random sighed. GÇ£Yiole wouldnGÇÖt have approved.GÇ¥ He glanced around to see who of the normal bar patrons were cogent enough to assist. GÇ£I also need an estimate of the resistance that is keeping him between detention and the ship bays.GÇ¥
IshtanchukGÇÖs face darkened. GÇ£You are not intending to kill, are you?GÇ¥
Random smiled broadly with a wicked look in his eye. He stood to full height and in a clear voice said, GÇ£No, my dear Ishtanchuk, I intend to do something far darker and more insidious than anything IGÇÖve ever done. But I cannot do it alone.GÇ¥ He cleared his throat and continued, GÇ£I need a few people to help me perform the vilest evil act IGÇÖve ever been forced to consider. Something that my parents, bless their departed souls, would never have approved of.GÇ¥
He turned to Ishtanchuk and smiled a sharkGÇÖs smile.
GÇ£IGÇÖm going to impersonate a lawyer.GÇ¥
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2013.12.18 16:25:00 -
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Random McNally wrote:Random nearly gagged on his breakfast.
GÇ£Are you serious?GÇ¥ he said into his comm link. GÇ£Sis, you need to get some rest. YouGÇÖre delusional.GÇ¥
GǣRandom, I know it sounds crazy, butGǪGǥ Laud responded
GÇ£Crazy?! An hour ago I was ready to disassemble him and now you want me to save him?GÇ¥ Random said stunned amazement in every word.
GÇ£HeGÇÖs Matari.GÇ¥ Laud responded calmly.
GÇ£HeGÇÖs a kidnapper!GÇ¥ Random snapped back, clearly losing his temper. GÇ£He took you forcibly and IGÇÖm not buying that GÇÿsting operationGÇÖ B.S.GÇ¥ He stood up and started pacing his small quarters in the Greater Fool Bar. GÇ£If heGÇÖs in so tight with the RSS, let them bail him out.GÇ¥
GÇ£Random,GÇ¥ Laud began, hoping to pacify her bull of a brother, GÇ£He is kin and he needs our help. I just feel it.GÇ¥ Random sat down on the bed. He knew that once Laudenum had a stand, she wouldnGÇÖt budge. The realization of this being a fight that he would never, ever, win seeped into him. He sighed wearily and began formulating plans in his head. LaudenumGÇÖs voice continued buzzing through the comm but Random paid very little heed. He knew that her convincing would only distract him from coming up with a plan that had an Isk notes chance in Jita of working.
Chances are a direct assault would be bad. People would die. Normally, this wouldnGÇÖt have been a bother for him but the specter of Yiole and his natural perchance to violence suddenly sickened him. How could he look Ish, Indah and particularly Yiole, in the eyes with the blood of innocent victims on his hands.
He was unfamiliar with the Gallente interrogators so impersonation wouldnGÇÖt work. Chances are, the Gallente station authorities knew who would be sent to question the RSS agent. Without a frame of reference, it was nearly impossible to slip into an interrogator role.
Then, it dawned on him. It was so simple, he nearly shouted .
GǣRandomGǪGǥ Laud continued, GǣAre you there? Can you hear me?Gǥ
RandomGÇÖs face turned tight and he looked at his comm. GÇ£Ok Laud,GÇ¥ he began in earnest, GÇ£if you want me to do this, you are in with me. You need to get your lazy butt out of that bed and get to your work room. HereGÇÖs what weGÇÖre going to needGǪGÇ¥
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Shortly after, Random stepped from the room. The patrons, most of whom were deep into their cups, stopped whatever they were doing and gawked. Capsuleers in various stages of undress were a staple in the Greater Fool Bar. Modesty, or the lack thereof, was common amongst the patrons. What the patrons did see was Random McNally, dressed in a tailored and very expensive black suit, polished black shoes and a briefcase. A pair of darkened sunglasses dangled from his breast pocket protecting an immaculately folded and starched white handkerchief. His face was cleanly shaven and his pale blue eyes gleamed like ice.
Ish turned on her barstool and gasped. She had never seen McNally dressed so stunningly. Her eyes widened as the Matari capsuleer walked up to her.
GÇ£Ish, GÇ£Random began,GÇ¥ I need a couple of favors.GÇ¥
Ish blushed, then seemed to regain her regal bearing. GÇ£What is it that you need, Mr. McNally?GÇ¥
Random leaned in close to whisper his intent. His cologne was intoxicating and Ishtanchuk Fazmarai had to mentally focus on RandomGÇÖs words. GÇ£I need some information and you seem to have the connections to get it. The man who kidnapped Laudenum has been captured by the Gallente station authorities and Laud wants me to break him out. I need to know where he is being held.GÇ¥
Ish gaped. GÇ£Why does she desire this?GÇ¥ she asked with incredulity.
GÇ£She will need to be the one to explain this. All I can say is that my life would have been so much less complicated if IGÇÖd just killed him.GÇ¥
GǣRandom, you know thatGǪGǥ Ish began.
GÇ£Yes, I know.GÇ¥ Random sighed. GÇ£Yiole wouldnGÇÖt have approved.GÇ¥ He glanced around to see who of the normal bar patrons were cogent enough to assist. GÇ£I also need an estimate of the resistance that is keeping him between detention and the ship bays.GÇ¥
IshtanchukGÇÖs face darkened. GÇ£You are not intending to kill, are you?GÇ¥
Random smiled broadly with a wicked look in his eye. He stood to full height and in a clear voice said, GÇ£No, my dear Ishtanchuk, I intend to do something far darker and more insidious than anything IGÇÖve ever done. But I cannot do it alone.GÇ¥ He cleared his throat and continued, GÇ£I need a few people to help me perform the vilest evil act IGÇÖve ever been forced to consider. Something that my parents, bless their departed souls, would never have approved of.GÇ¥
He turned to Ishtanchuk and smiled a sharkGÇÖs smile.
GÇ£IGÇÖm going to impersonate a lawyer.GÇ¥
Sam was deeply engrossed in his data pad when he noticed a sharply dressed Matari passing through the bar, his gaze followed him over to ish and then stared blankly at his data pad as he focussed his hearing on their conversation.
'I smell Money afoot' he muttered to himself.
Listening intently at the conversation between the two taking note of the finer details and the fact they they needed services he could provide in one for or another.
Sam stood upright a full 6 feet 8 inches, by caldari standards he was practically a giant. He took a deep breath and made his way over to Random and Ish, and placed his cybernetic arm on Randoms shoulder.
He looked at Ish first, then to Random, furrowed his brow and said quietly in a deep gravelly voice "I might be just what you are looking for" and then gave a souless grin....
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Random McNally
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2013.12.18 16:58:00 -
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(meta: Had an edit that I wanted to slip in but you beat me to the punch, Sam! I'll be redoing Random's pic when I get home now that he's clean shaven. )
Random spun at the contact of the robotic arm. A moment of shagrin occured as he realized that he was staring the massive Caldari warrior in the chin. His eyes tracked up to meet Sam's.
The sharklike grin returned and he said, "How do you look in a suit?"
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2013.12.18 17:02:00 -
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Random McNally wrote:(meta: Had an edit that I wanted to slip in but you beat me to the punch, Sam! I'll be redoing Random's pic when I get home now that he's clean shaven. )
(Meta, I can delete my post and edit after if you would prefer?)
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Random McNally
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
43745
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Posted - 2013.12.18 17:04:00 -
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Samoth Egnoled wrote:Random McNally wrote:(meta: Had an edit that I wanted to slip in but you beat me to the punch, Sam! I'll be redoing Random's pic when I get home now that he's clean shaven. ) (Meta, I can delete my post and edit after if you would prefer?)
HAHA, damn you are quick! Naw, you're fine. Just back track a post to see what my response was....
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2013.12.18 17:23:00 -
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Random McNally wrote:Samoth Egnoled wrote:Random McNally wrote:(meta: Had an edit that I wanted to slip in but you beat me to the punch, Sam! I'll be redoing Random's pic when I get home now that he's clean shaven. ) (Meta, I can delete my post and edit after if you would prefer?) HAHA, damn you are quick! Naw, you're fine. Just back track a post to see what my response was....
((It is good that speed impresses you, my wife says its one of my predictable qualities :D))
"A suit, well i haven't had to wear one of those in a while" He chuckled, removing his arm from Randoms shoulder.
"looks like i need to find a Tailor, a decent one. I'm Sam." He said Extending his tattooed arm to greet Random.
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
224
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Posted - 2013.12.18 17:57:00 -
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Laudenum moved into the bar with purpose. She had heard the list of items that Random would need and she thought she could accomplish most of it. She smiled and shook her head, damn if that blockhead wasnGÇÖt going to kill himself trying to pull this off. She made a mental note to buy him something nice for the effort. She walked up to the bar where Ish was surrounded by two large men. She clenched her fist, preparing for trouble until she heard the suited man clasp hands with a gigantic tattooed man. She heard, GÇÿIGÇÖm Random, Random McNally.GÇÖ And she slunk up behind him and threw an affectionate are around his shoulders.
GÇ£Damn bro, you clean up good!GÇ¥ she beamed. GÇ£I havenGÇÖt seen you this shiny for a long time.GÇ¥
Random turned and smiled at Laudenum, then looked back at Sam. GÇ£Sam, this is Laudenum Hayes. SheGÇÖs our GÇÿclientGÇÖ.GÇ¥ Sam nodded to Laud but her infectious smile caused a smirk to slip out. Only a little bit.
Random turned again to the red head. GÇ£You have the list of what we need?GÇ¥
GÇ£Yep, GÇ£she said, tapping her head GÇ£got it all right here.GÇ¥
GÇ£Well, get going!GÇ¥ Random scolded, GÇ£WeGÇÖre on a time schedule.GÇ¥
GÇ£I am the worldGÇÖs best multitasker.GÇ¥ She said proudly, again beaming her mischievous smile.
GÇ£You are the worldGÇÖs biggest scatterbrain.GÇ¥ Random responded dryly. Laudenum stuck her tongue out at the suited Matari and started to walk away when Random yelled, GÇ£YouGÇÖre not ducking out of this. Get a makeover and the tightest skirt you own. Look professional, on the verge of naughty. And, weGÇÖll need more women. If you have any friendsGǪGÇ¥ he said, leaving the thought trail.
GÇ£IGÇÖm always naughty and IGÇÖll see what I can do. Give me a couple hours.GÇ¥ she yelled back, picking up the pace to her work room.
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Random McNally
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
43792
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Posted - 2013.12.18 18:22:00 -
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(meta: I'm going to pause here briefly to give everyone an opportunity to chime in as to whether they will participate in Random's hairbrained scheme. There may be a couple of minor liberties taken with the characters. You have been warned! )
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Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2780
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Posted - 2013.12.18 20:23:00 -
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"Lawyers?", said a smooth voice from behind the group. Random and the other turned around and saw Indahmawar Fazmarai, staring at them with a bemused smile.
"Maybe you dress like lawyers, but you look like a boarding party... you're so tall and wide that ti wouidl take two corut room to fit youalal in. Adn peopel woudl eaisly fe ele tem fi you sjut pointed at them with oyur figner."
"What do you mean, indah?", asked Random McNally.
"You look too inmitidating. You need someone that, huh, counterbalances your physical dominance..."
"Indah, don't you...", started saying Ishtanchuk, but Indahmawar switfly interrupted her:
"I do, ish. I don't have an active pilot license and have been missing all fun, and i think these Minmatar brutes could use a touch of Khanid delicacy"
"It may be dangerous, Indah", pointed Ishtanchuk
"I second that, things may get messy", seconded Random McNally.
"I think that it will get less mesy if someone in the gang doesn't looks like she's there to break some bones", smiled Indahmawar, innocently.
Random looked at her; certainly Indahamwar wasn't very impressive. Albeit she was taller than Ishtanchuk, she looked smaller, her thin, apparently fragile frame and her cute doll face making her look impossibly young even at 20-some. Then he looked into her pale green eyes and saw determination, but also fear... fear to be left behind, maybe?
"Well, I think...", started saying Random.
"You better take care of her", interrupted Ish.
"Rest assured, Ishtanchuk. OK, you're in, Indahmawar, but have only 5... err.. 10 minutes to dress up"
"You won't regret it!", said Indahmawar, her smile shining like a second sun, and then she rushed upstairs, going up the steps two at a time.
(meta: my little cousin wants some action, but all in all she still thinks that she can play the princess...)
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Matokin Lemant
3513
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Posted - 2013.12.18 20:25:00 -
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Matokin turned to one of the two guards who were escorting him and asked calmly GÇ£Where are we goingGÇ¥
The guards looked at each other then the shorter of the two although 6 foot 2 was not exactly short by any stretch of imagination GÇ£We are taking you to the security offices, just need you to clear some things upGÇ¥ He then glanced back at the other guard and Matokin had a sinking feeling there was more to all this then just some simple questioning.
Matokin began weighing his options, with his training in the RSS he could probably take one guard but the second would no doubt subdue him before he had the chance to make his move. Making a break for it was also pointless, if not worst, as they were probably carrying some type of Nural electroshock weapon or worst a full on pistol.
His train of thought was suddenly interrupted by one of the guard saying GÇ£DonGÇÖt even think about itGÇ¥ as if somehow reading his thoughts.
Matokin smiled back GÇ£WouldnGÇÖt dream of itGÇ¥
The party then stopped in front of one of the stations many elevators, as the steel doors parted all three stepped inside one of the guards pressed a button for the 20th floor and the elevator jerked into life while some hideous music started playing.
GÇ£This is it in a few seconds I will find out what all this is aboutGÇ¥ thought Matokin but his train of thought was broken by the sudden stop of the elevators.
The trio then walked past rows of offices each with their own frosted glass door and the end of the corridor there were two large frosted glass doors upon reaching the doors one of the guards pressed a button and the doors opened.
As the doors opened he was confronted by a rather large lobby brightly lit and furnished with what could only be described as luxurious even by Gallente standards. On the far side there was a roe of large vertical windows that offered a secular view of the space outside of the station. The opposite side of the wall there was a large TV and concord billboard separated by the familiar federation eagle under which was written Station Security. Directly opposite to the doors there was a large desk where an Intaki female sat busily working on computer. Next to her there was a large metal door with GÇ£authorized persons onlyGÇ¥ etched upon it.
The Intaki looked up and the guard just gave her a brief nod she then pressed a switch on the desk and the metal door opened. Upon entering the door there was a short corridor which opened into a small area with an X-ray scanner and a rather large Intaki male monitoring it.
GÇ£Through thereGÇ¥ one of the two escorts with Matokin pointed toward the scanner while they walked through a door on the opposite side of the machine.
The Intaki monitoring the machine said GÇ£If you have any weapons or other objects on your person please remove them now, and then walk through the machineGÇ¥
Matokin did as instructed and walked through
The Intaki then said GÇ£You will get your positions back after you are done hereGÇ¥
The guards that were originally with Matokin reappeared and the trio then walked past a bunch of desks with various federation races busily working at them they finally stopped at a door with GÇ£questioningGÇ¥ marked upon it.
One of the guards said GÇ£Please go inside and someone will be with you shortlyGÇ¥
As Matokin went inside he looked around the room...it was an integration room if there ever was one. In the middle of the room there was a large table with three chairs two on the one side and one on the other. Behind the single chair was a large abnormally dark wall which Matokin took as a one way window.
He sat down in one of the chairs directly opposite to the darkened wall and said to himself GÇ£Ok, now whatGÇ¥
At the moment the door opened and a neatly dressed Intaki male walked in and sat down across from him and said GÇ£Now then Mr. Lemant we have been speaking with your counterpart in all this and we just wanted to clear some things up, with youGÇ¥
The Intaki laid a brief case on the table and the insignia on it made Matokins blood run cold it was the insignia belonging to the Federal Intelligence Office.
Taking out a folder and laying it on the table in front of Matokin the Intaki said GÇ£I am Agent Copeland from the Federal Intelligence Office and as stated we have some questions for youGÇ¥
GÇ£Oh no how many lies did Sharazzi tell them about all this?GÇ¥ Matokin thought and at that moment he realized he was in more trouble than he had originally thought.
Looking around the room Matokin had no idea how he was going to get himself out of this one and without his com he couldnGÇÖt even call Laud to see if she could get help.
(Meta: Just wanted to set the atmosphere for everything and Random you are free to take whatever liberties you want with either of the people I have introduced into the story...including Matokin )
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Samoth Egnoled
30434
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Posted - 2013.12.19 08:23:00 -
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Sam made a few mental notes about what was needed and what he needed for his suit. He had to conciously stop himself from following Laudenum with his eyes when she left. "Too close to home" he thought to himself.
"I have a few things that need attention before we leave" Sam checked the time on his Data Pad and set a countdown timer
"I'll be back here and ready to leave in three hours"
Sam made his way to his room and sat on his bed, opposite was a set of drawers which matched the decoration of the rest of the room. He tapped his data pad, and the drawers rose up revealing another, deeper drawer which opened with a hiss revealing a small weapons cache. He tapped a code onto the glass panel covering the weapons which retracted upon the correct code being entered.
Sam Smiled like a child who had just killed his parents. "this will do nicely" he remarked.
He picked up a foot long blade and moved it over to his cybernetic arm, which met the blade with a coupling device on the inside of his wrist and drew it inside. He then immeadiately tested the mechanism and it extended the blade out with lightening speed, then drew it back.
he picked up a pair of shoulder holsters and the two plasma pistols intended for it, then placed those in a small secure case along with a few short knives and blades.
He had saved his favourite for last, a foot long Composite nano-tube Glaive. He took it in his hand and merely thought about it, and it sprung into life becoming 8 feet long, and when he thought again it re-alligned the nano-tubes forming a blade at one end. Then as quickly as it had appeared, it was now a foot long again. again he placed it in the case and locked it tight, then made way for the tailor.
Sam gave the small elderly achuran tailor a rather tall order, not just because he was nearly twice as tall as him, but because of the time frame and the specs he had asked for. It would take a small miracle to make a suit in that time frame anyway, but one that concealed several weapons not just visually but from scanners, allowed him to fight with ease but also look fitted enough to pass as a high grade lawyer.
With ten minutes to spare Sam walked through the Bar doors in his brand new suit weapons concealed and all, even he had to admit he was looking Smart with his beard trimmed short.
"So... How do i look?"
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Lailyana Enaka
Saved Before Death Industries
107
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Posted - 2013.12.19 11:01:00 -
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Lailyana And Chapmonious Burst into the bar, laughing reminiscing on good times if there ever was any, his arm around her shoulders, but they suddenly stopped when they saw the bars patrons, more dressed than this.
Laude walks up to lail and gives her a hug
"I can't thank you for all that you have done, we have but another thing to ask if its possible." Laude said a slight grin appearing on her face.
"Whatever you need Laude, I'm here to help."
"We need you to act as Lemants legal team, Dress Professionally, yet provocative, as you can tell by Random and our new friend sam," She nods with her head as Lailyana and Chap both look over dropping thier jaws in amazement at the sight of Random and Sam Dressed in Attire that would make most Amarrians feel like mere pesants. "Yea, I know, I didnt think my brother could look that stunning either." laude said laughing slightly.
"Pssh yea, I mean, I dont have the physical attributes as you do, but I think I have something, if not it can be purchased in a relatively fast manner." The caldari said, her eyes gazing at Chapmonious.
"I think im gonna sit this out, not that Im shy, or that I dont look good dressed up, Lail can attest to that, but judging from the Giants over there, the situation will not escaltate to a point of violence." Chapmonious said, "I will stay at the bar should assistance be needed I recently just purchased a Prophecy Class Battlecruiser I would love to test out given the opportunity, I will be just a comm button away."
Lailyana nodded in approvement, Chapmonious does not do well with anything but violence, his finesse lies in brutal combat, not a silver tongue.
"That works for me, give me 3 minutes im gonna go freshen up for this." Lailyana says turning back to Laude.
"Go see Random when you're ready, he will fill you in on the details, I have to go get a few items Random has requested for this." Laude said as she turns and continues on.
Lailyana jumps into the shower and has her formal wear brought to her, although the caldari was not as tall as most of her people, her stout, athletic frame allowed her to pull off some of the trending wardrobes that could bend male capsuleers to her ever whim. She emerges from the room in a skirt with some minor altercations to the slit on the right side allowing for some thigh to be exposed when she walked, her top yet elegant showed some slight cleavage topped with some black heels and the removal of all of her piercings. Although not the best dressed in the room, she did fit in. As shes walking up to Random he turns and greets her.
"Lailyana, wow, you look spectacular!" The Matari proclaimed "You could easily pass for the higher echelons of leadership!"
Lail started blushing, not used to being noticed in this manner before.
"Thanks Random, means alot." she replied, just tell me what you need and ill be happy to assist." she continued.
"Well for now make yourself comfortable, we will not be leaving soon, I sent laude on a few errands and Sam is arranging his affairs as well." he replied taking a sip of a drink, his cologne emanating from his person, permeating the room with an intoxicating fragrance.
"Ok will do," she said, pouring herself a whiskey.
Chapmonious walks up and extends a handshake to the Matari.
"The name is Chapmonious, friends just call me Chap, as I mentioned to what I'm assuming is your sister, I will remain here and act as support should anything go awry."
"Ah nice to meet you Chap, my name is Random, Random Mcnally, yes that was my sister, we look pretty uncanny if I do say so myself." Random replied.
"Indeed, now if it is ok with you, I'd like to have a word in Private with Lail here." Chap said, hes voice quieting down a bit.
"Be my guest, I was just letting her know of the situation at this exact moment." Random replied.
"Thank you, please come with me," he motioned to lailyana to follow as she finishes pouring herself a drink.
They walk to the other side of the room, Chap all the while looking around to make sure nobody is listening.
"Look, you heard me, I dont like the idea of storming in Gallente police headquarters for this guy, if something, anything goes wrong, you raise me on comms." he said grasping her shoulder and looking her in the eye.
Lailyana chuckled reaching into her cleavage she reveals a commlink.
"Already way ahead of you, its always better to have and not need then to need and not have."
Chap allowed himself a smile, "Thats my girl" he says embracing her kissing her on the forehead. "Be careful out there, ill be waiting for your return." he continued, his voice growing concerned.
"You worry to much, if something does happen, its not like we wont see each other again, ill just be sore for a few days" she lets out a slight grin and continues, "Everything will be ok, we just took down a navy scorpion as fast as Ive seen anybody do it, if there is one thing ive learned about Random, he will spend eternity dying for his sister if it came to it." she said placing the commlink back in its orginal position and fixing her hair.
"As long as you know whats happening." Chap replied.
"Of course I know, Ii swear, anything goes wrong youll be the first I reach out to just like always, now come let us have a few drinks and relax a little." She said gently punching him in the shoulder.
"Haha ok, but the first round is on you." The Amarrian said laughing as they walk back over to Random and pouring a drink.
(Meta: Random, as you have not explained the plan feel free to include me in your posts as much as needed to further the story, Chap included, just be careful with Lail, shes a firecraker >< ) |
Matokin Lemant
3706
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Posted - 2013.12.22 06:01:00 -
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Meta: (From Random McNally to all was talking to random in the in game channel and is going to try to get the story written up and may be able to use his friends computer to post it but cannot guarantee. As a result e asked me to let everyone know so that is what I am doing) |
Samoth Egnoled
31220
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Posted - 2013.12.23 10:21:00 -
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Matokin Lemant wrote:Meta: (From Random McNally to all was talking to random in the in game channel and is going to try to get the story written up and may be able to use his friends computer to post it but cannot guarantee. As a result e asked me to let everyone know so that is what I am doing)
((I wrote a profile up on sam that Random may find useful here. Merry Christmas all ))
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Matokin Lemant
3850
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Posted - 2013.12.25 18:59:00 -
[2790] - Quote
Meta: (Just wanyef to day mweey Christmas/happy holidays to you all. I hope you're enjoying your selves where ever you may be. ) |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2941
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Posted - 2013.12.26 21:38:00 -
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As the fellows at The Greater Fool Bar walked into another adventure, Ishtanchuk Fazmarai left the Bar to attend her own business.
Less than an haur after she said good bye to the people at he bar, her shuttle landed in a spaceport, hovering over the tarmac and into a hangar specially suit for capsuleer ships. The Shuttle deployed its landing gear and touched the ground for the frist tiem in motnhs, and then the capsule was removed from it and led into a decanting room. As each hangar was for indvidual use, Isthanchuk Fazmarai could decant herself discretely and dress up in a welcome room not much different from the Captain Quarters ubiquous at space stations. She left the welcome room and walked to the hangar exit, where she met a young man who carried an umbrella.
"Are you Ms. Fazmarai? My name is Eric Tondle from Infinite Paradygm, Inc and I will assist you while you visit our company"
"Yes, of course I am Ishtanchuk Fazmarai. Is it raining?"
"Yes, but i'll cover you with this umbrella and our vehicle is only a short walk from the hangar"
"I didn't checked weather, actually", comented Ishtanchuk Fazmarai as the door opened. A cold and wet wind blew through it, but outside it was just a soft breeze. The ground was wet and there were some small puddles, and as promised the company man walked behind Ishtanchuk, covering her with the large umbrella. The car waiting them was just 150 meters away and so the walk was very short, and the company man waited as Ishtanchuk climbed into the car.
"Now we will drive to our company's offices, will be just 10 minutes", said the company man, and then he remained silent for the ride. Ishtanchuk Fazmarai looked outside from behind the blackened window, but there was nothing much to see else thana typical industrial landscape. She checked discretely wether her stockings and her shoes were wet and adjusted her white dress; for a split second, she noticed how the company man peeked discretely at the little bit of cleaveage that could be seen, but he did it only once.
The car entered a garage and then the company man exited it to open Ishtanchuk's door.
"Ms. Fazmarai, let me introduce you Mr. Carrogan, he's our lead sales executive and he will guide you through your tour. Have a nice experience"
"Pleased to meet you, Ms. Fazmarai", said the Carrogan man, a Gallentean in his late 40s, suntan and with a shiny white smile.
"Pleased to meet you too, Mr. Carrogan", answered Ishtanchuk Fazmarai as she shook softly Mr. Carrogan's hand.
As Mr. Carrogan led her deeper into the building, he explained how Infinite Paradygm was the leading company in Virtual Reality systems for capsuleers, and hinted how he actually had been a part of the team which deisgned the first devices out of decomissioned hydrostatic pods. A while later, he reached the point that itnereted to Ishtnahcuk.:
"Anyway, a test is our best seling tool. As ironical as is that we can't actually experience them ourselves, I can assure you that every capsuleer who tried our systems was interested to acquire them. I am not bragging, our sales index is above 80%, and our experiences are so far ahead of what toher manufacturers provide that I would dare to encoruage you to try someone else after us..."
"I reviwed the matherial oyu provided, and I ma eager to test the amhcines d themsleves. How shall we proceed?"
"Easily. See, there is a private room beyond that door, so oyu cna change your clothes. You will find there a connection gown and some toher clothes, for your comfort, and a second door will lead you into the simulation room."
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai entered the room assigned, and there she found the so called connection gown; it was a ordinary blouse, buttoned on the back, but it had a large gap which exposed the capsuleer plugs. Both it and a set of loose trousers were of Ishtanchuk's size, and she left the room properly dressed.
Inside the connection room, she could see a series of connection vats, beautifully designed to look less sinister than the clone vats from which they were a distant offspring. Mr. carrogan was isnide the room and pointed a vat.
"Please, use this vat, Ms. Fazmarai. You may notice they're familiar as the bunk and plugging interface are derived from those in regular clone vats, just our design is more comfortable so you can use it for horus without feeling tired afterwards. If you just lay down, the plugging sequence will start at your command. You can chosoe to close the lid before connecting or else it will close once you can't see it -some of our customers feel uncomfortable to see the lid closing"
Ishtanchuk laid down and she noticed the familiar noises of the plugging machinery, adjusting itself to the position of Ish's plugs. The conectors entered the plugs and as sual Ish didn't felt anything, just a connection interface popped in the air before her eyes. Then she commanded to start the connection and the world disappeared from sight..
She gasped metaphoriclaly as the simulation started. She found herself into a flying machine of a very primitive design. There was a engine ahead and something spinning fast, maybe a propeller. The machine was very noisy with the engine and wind noises; Ish wore a primitive oxygen mask on her face and had her hands and feet on the controls... but she wasn't totally there, in a way. She tried to command a maneuver; pulled the sick to a side and the airplane rolled and her feet authomatically adjusted the rudder, and she pulled the stick a bit back without actually commanding it.
(continues)
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2943
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Posted - 2013.12.26 22:14:00 -
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(continued)
"What's this?", she asked
"This is our "War Thunder" simulation, a very popular one. There you pilot primitive combat airplanes, firing kinetic and explosive ammunition from machineguns. The airplanes are propelled by internal combustion engines and propellers and fly solely on aerodynamic effects. Now you are in semi-immersion mode, were you can feel and experience, but your body is not attached to the body inside the simulation. You can move to full simulation at will, but be warned, the interface will be gone and you will be there in every sense but the physical body"
"Ok, let's go..."
Ish just wished it, and then... she WAS there. The machine (airplane!) still was noisy, but now she weighted more, the parachute under her butt was uncomfortable, the air from the mask was cold and dry and the bloody stick moved on its own and she struggled to keep it still.
"What the...?"
"Aerodynamics, Ms. Fazmarai, the machine is hit by air and moves on its own, so you must keep control continuously"
"Oh my...", said Ish, grining.
She struggled with the controls, but she understood that she needed to learn to fly the machine... actually learn to actually fly it, as the simulation was perfect and unlike anything she had experienced before. She figured that a red trigger was what controlled the weapons... she pulled it and was startled by the loud noise of machineguns firing on both wings; the whole airframe vibrated as the weapons fried and she could see red tracer bullets arching before her.
"Holy sh*t!", she laughed.
"Would you like to test some combat against a robot, Ms. Fazmarai?"
"What are the chances that I die horribly?"
"Above 90%"
"Ok, bring it on!"
And there it was, a dark mote of dust which suddenly began growing... then something flashed on it and Ishtanchuk saw tracers flying towards her airplane and instinctively turned away... but she understood a little too late that that was a mistake. The tracers corrected their leading and suddenly the whole world exploded around Ish as her airplane shacked and cracked, and then suddenly she felt a thump on her torso and there was blackness.
"What...?"
"You died, Ms. Fazmarai"
"Wow, that was fast!"
"It's a tricky simulation... "
"But it is fun, for sure. I understand why people loves this"
Several simulations later, Ishtanchuk was convinced. The system wasn't cheap and each simulated world was sold separately, but the potential of it was inmense. She wondered how could commonners design such sophisticate interfaces for capsuleers, creating whole new worlds instead of the usual combat interface from which the capsuleers exercised true power in the real life. And those worlds were incredibly fun, like the ultimate videogames...
Back at the spaceport, she still smiled remembering the experiences with the virtual reality device. Then she undressed and plugged herself to the pod, and for a split second, she wondered, what if it was a simulation too? How could she tell reality from fiction when it was being fed into her brain? But the answer was simple. No commoner could simulate the voice of the pod, the... way... it fed stimulus into the brain. Some capsuleeers would swear that each pod had its own voice, and certainly Ish could assure that ships had a disctinct identity, and some of them were nasty, like those from Sansha ships. Then Ish became a starship, more than machine or a human, and launched from the hangar, ascending along the assigned path and into orbit. She had to adress some more matters at the station before going back home and announce that The Greater Fool Bar was getting a virtual reality room...
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Matokin Lemant
4216
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Posted - 2014.01.01 20:43:00 -
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(Meta: Just wishing everyone a happy new year, and for anyone following once the holidays are over "the bar" should be back in business.) |
Random McNally
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
44600
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Posted - 2014.01.02 16:21:00 -
[2794] - Quote
(meta: I just want to apologize to you all. I seem to be in one of those situations recently where you dare say "What else can go wrong?" and the universe slaps you with new and varied ways. Sorry that it's taking me so long to get this boulder rolling.)
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com |
Lailyana Enaka
Rifterlings
Point Blank Alliance
119
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Posted - 2014.01.02 22:14:00 -
[2795] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:(meta: I just want to apologize to you all. I seem to be in one of those situations recently where you dare say "What else can go wrong?" and the universe slaps you with new and varied ways. Sorry that it's taking me so long to get this boulder rolling.)
Meta: No worries Random RL comes before playtime, totally understandable, as long as you and your family are in good health that is all that matters :) |
Samoth Egnoled
31653
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Posted - 2014.01.03 07:28:00 -
[2796] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:(meta: I just want to apologize to you all. I seem to be in one of those situations recently where you dare say "What else can go wrong?" and the universe slaps you with new and varied ways. Sorry that it's taking me so long to get this boulder rolling.)
Meta :Take all the time you need, RL has to come first after all.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Matokin Lemant
4416
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Posted - 2014.01.06 20:53:00 -
[2797] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:(meta: I just want to apologize to you all. I seem to be in one of those situations recently where you dare say "What else can go wrong?" and the universe slaps you with new and varied ways. Sorry that it's taking me so long to get this boulder rolling.)
(meta: no problem here with me RL first and I am under a power conservation order till the power company gets things sorted as a result I dont know when I would even be able to respond to you post when you do get around to typing it up.) |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
3272
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Posted - 2014.01.07 21:16:00 -
[2798] - Quote
The falling (part one)
*One month earlier*
A luxurious office decorated in trendy style and fashionable colors. Two men. One of them was seating on an armchair, the other in a luxurious and comfortable but slightly lower chair.
"Look at the recording", said the man in the armchair. By them, a holographic scene was displayed, grainy and with poor resolution as it had been filmed by a cloud of diminutive voxel cameras. The scene showed a uninspiring office, fitted with cheap furniture. A plain looking Gallentean woman was seating and welcomed a short and beautiful Khanid woman.
"My apologies for the office. I barely use it, actually", said the recorded Gallentean woman.
"Never mind, I understand this is not the usual procedure. You agents and we capsuleer grunts barely meet each other", answered Ishtanchuk Fazmarai, capsuleer.
The recording continued for a few minutes, and then the scene disappeared. The man at the armchair spoke again:
"There you have her, that's the Fazmarai b*tch who's been funding the zombies."
"Have you been watching her, Aurunel?"
"Yes. It was pretty convenient that we could use that interview to start tracking her. We have some more material and I will give it to you, but I guess you will appreciate this one..."
Another image was projected, this time a plain photograph, obviously taken with a large telephoto. The man at the chair smirked, as the photograph pictured a pod platform, and a missing screen allowed to see a nude woman about to climb into a pod.
"Heh, nice one..." The man leaned forward to look closer at the image, then whistled: "Jee-sus, just look at those t*ts... that b*tch could have a career at a pleasure hub!"
"I was sure you would appreciate that... but fun aside, she's been quite an issue lately".
"Well, I figured you wouldn't call me for nothing... what was?"
"The Gros Cochon; one of their teams was stupid enough to try and shoot that wh*re and two other eggers, and they ended with their brains splattered. The eggers fled, of course, but now there's several station police services messing with the Fr+¿res. And we know that the zombies are behind it."
"But, they're true Sanshas?"
"Who cares? They're messing with our business, drawing attention on us with money supplied by that ho'".
"Sad story, but why should we care? Let the fr+¿res have their asses f*cked for free for a change".
"See, that would be a good plan, if she wasn't sitting in one of our stations."
"Wait...? How's that?"
"Do you recall Erehwon? That system where The Vieux wanted us to set up some legal business?"
"Oh yes... we started a lawyer's office there, didn't we?" -the man at the chair laughed loudly, bemused by the thought.
"Yes, exactly. And an office after another, we eventually moved there most of our "legal" division. Including accounting."
"Accounting? But, why?"
"Because we had everything else there, dammit! And it was a stupid backwater system where nothing happened until those bloody eggers appeared!"
"And the zombies?"
"The zombies are moving in too. With money from that Fazmarai b*tch. We don't know why she's funding them, as we must keep a low profile at that station. But it's time that we push back the zombies."
"Eventually... you want me to find someone and pay a visit to that girl? Does she live there?"
"She moves a lot, but she's got a bar and a night club. Just those are not suitable targets; either she haves a hellish intuition or we ran out of luck, but currently the bar is defended by two tough guys."
"Meh! Tough guys! I sell you a dozen!"
"Yes, tough guys. Heron in person warned me to not mess with the barman there, and the other guy is a weirdo who just spent 10 years with the Baby Janes."
"Nom de dieu!"
"Exactly. The station and the establishments are off bounds. But we need to send that wh*re a message so she stops breastfeeding the zombies."
"Send her a message... you want one of the chiens?"
"Absolutely not. They could be traced back to us. Just find some suitable people and I'll pick the one I want."
"I know some who could just beat her a bit if that's what you want..."
"Just give me names. Maybe we could use a crotte, someone nobody cares about".
"When you need it?"
"Anytime... next week, maybe".
"OK. Transfer me the raw files, will you?"
"Of course".
Then both men kept talking for a while, asking about their families and other more pleasant topics. Once the meeting ended, the man at the chair walked to his own office, disguised in old fashioned style as if it was an old reputable office... which it was, beyond most of the doors. Some legal cover was necessary to profit from crime without paying for it. Alone at his private office, the man reviewed the content of the files provided, and then opened a encrypted line and waited for an answer.
"Agale?"
"Oui?"
"I am Jean. I need a replica girl. Here I send you the details on the target. I want a perfect match of her t*ts. Must be Khanid and preferably short. And a juicy pu**y as usual."
"How young?"
"The target is 30-some, that should do if she's not too wasted. Younger if needed but professional. And listen well: I want the same t*its, can you see the stuff?"
"Houm... wouldn't be difficult, but you want a Khanid. Is that because of the skin?"
"Yes, I said exactly, must totally look like that b*tch."
"Give me 48 hours. Would you want fake plugs on her back?"
"Yes, probably yes... Will be a nice touch".
At the other end of the line, Agale, a professional madame specialized in providing "replica girls" who looked exactly like whoever the client would like to have sex with but couldn't, quickly started the different searching procedures that would find some prostitute, somewhere, that matched the characteristics of the "target". Then, she routinely warned the Ashtantan Cult that someone had asked for a replica girl of some unknown capsuleer called Ishtanchuk Fazmarai.
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*One week earlier*
Theonas Court entered the office in disbelief, threading carefully between the debris scattered all over the floor. The stench of burnt furniture was strong, and it was hard to recognize what was left after the explosion. Outside, the station police was holding a line, and an agent walked by Mr. Court. The policeman was as shocked as Mr. Court.
"Where was your office, Mr. Court?" asked the policeman.
"There... across the doorway that used to be on that wall"
"Looks like the bomb was placed inside there"
"Don't know, but if something survived, I need to retrieve it"
"Watch were you step, the science officers haven't cleaned anything and the floor is littered with trash"
"Completely..."
Theonas Court entered what was left of his office. The wall was buckled and charred and the door had been blasted away; all furniture was destroyed or had burned, and he barely could identify the familiar place. Trying to figure distances and angles, he located the place where the safety box should be, only to found a hole on the destroyed wall. Even to his inexpert eyes, it looked as if the bomb had been placed right at that spot, and it had obliterated everything in contact with it. That, in case that the box still was on the wall when the bomb exploded.
"Have you found what you looked for, sir?"
"No... I think it wasn't here... Please, excuse me now, I have to phone..."
Several minutes later, Jean Patrine, middle man at a Gallentean criminal organization called Les Fr+¬res, hooked the telephone at his office. He had heard the news about the explosion and knew that the target had been one of their offices, but things had turned worst very soon. The office's boss had warned that the safety box likely had been stolen before the explosion, and that meaned that the Sansha agents had opened hostilities on the Fr+¬res at their very own base.
"The guys have got balls, but they will not need them once we're done with this", Patrine thought. He recalled the meeting several weeks before, when Aurunel Garant, one of the top directors of the organization, had explained him who was funding the Sansha who meddled with the Fr+¬res -a Khanid capsuleer called Ishtanchuk Fazmarai. They had had to stop the surveillance on her after she suspected that someone was tampering with her implants, but apparently she was keeping a low profile and had no other visible criminal ties than giving large amounts of money to the Sansha agents.
Back at the meeting, Aurunel Garant had asked him to look for people suitable to use in case that some violent action was needed, and now he had given a name to Garant. He hadn't asked the details -he still was enjoying the replica girl he had requested after seeing Ishtanchuk Fazmarai on the surveillance material. He liked to call himself a romantic, and thought that it was appropriate to feel a bit of pity for that capsuleer b*tch. She was really attractive...
*Present day*
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai landed her shuttle at the station. She had traveled to that system to test a Virtual Reality device at the headquarters of the manufacturer company, but also had to address some issues at the station itself.
Some weeks ago, she had got a warning from her contact at the Ashtantan Cult; someone had ordered a "replica girl" based on Ishtanchuk Fazmarai. Such "replica girls" were prostitutes with a resemblance, not always natural, to some celebrity, and extremely wealthy clients would hire them to satisfy a desire which would be otherwise impossible. The fact that someone had picked Ishtanchuk Fazmarai was intriguing, as she was not famous. The client didn't knew that the madame supplying him with replica girls was a member of the Ashtantan cult, and she had sent a report on that petition. Later, someone at the Cult had noticed that Ishtanchuk Fazmarai was a sponsor of the Cult...
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai decanted from her pod and connected to the commercial network of the station; she would take the chance to check prices before she met with the Ashtantan contact. She dismissed a warning that a terror attack had happened at the station recently and people were advised to look for possible suspects. Sometimes political extremism at the Federation became too heated, but Ishtanchuk dismissed the warning: nobody in his mind would dare to mess with capsuleers. Also, if that had been the case, the warning about that station would had spanned the whole New Eden.
Twenty minutes after landing, Ishtanchuk Fazmarai left the Captains Quarters assigned to her and began following the directions from her slot 5 social implant to navigate the corridors and reach her destination. She walked warily as she had picked the wrong pair of shoes, and one of them had a faulty clasp which tended to fail. Walking on the lone corridors, she passed by a man wearing a station maintenance uniform. Ignoring him and the service robot by him, she just kept walking, looking for the corridor where she had to turn right, when suddenly the shoe clasp failed. Ishtanchuck's left foot slipped off the high heels and she fell on her knees, and instinctively she extended her arms to stop the impact. Simultaneously, she heard two damp clicks behind her.
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Uriel Tracomande panicked, not any less. He knew that things could turn ugly unexpectedly when dealing with capsuleers, but right until then everything had been perfect. He had been assured that the Fr+¬res would protect him and thank him with a role at the organization, and all he had to do was to not spoil it. As he had been instructed, he waited until getting a signal. Then he turned around the corner and walked towards the woman, a beautiful but short Khanid wearing a white dress. She was alone and passed by Uriel without even looking at him, as expected. She also didn't did anything as he stopped some 10 meters away, breathed deeply and pulled a silenced gun out of the service bot's tools bay. Desiring that it was over already, Uriel aimed carefully at the back of the woman's head and pressed the trigger... and then the woman moved incredibly fast and plummeted to the ground, avoiding the bullets.
"Combat implants!", Uriel thought to himself, and he panicked, thinking that she would turn around and kill him before he could even react unless he was very lucky and could fire fast enough... not aiming, just pressing on the trigger before that implanted b*tch could react again.
Isthanchuk Fazmarai landed on all fours, and despite her relatively small weight, it was a hard landing. She heard the strange clicking behind her and didn't minded it as she pushed herself up, standing on her knees, and then something struck her back with a inhuman force. The first blow was followed quickly by several hits more. A furious pain exploded deep in her chest and her right breast and Ishtanchuk heard more of the weird clicking, and she realized, terrified, that she was being shot at.
Uriel Tracomande had fired in panic, and barely was aware that he had pressed the trigger five times when he saw the woman collapse forward after beginning to stand up. She shouted in pain.
Ish shouted in pain and suddenly lost her breathe. The pain on her chest and her breast was no the only one; something was wrong with her torso and her shoulder, but those pain signals blurred compared to the ones from her right side.
Uriel saw the impacts and even noticed how the last ones hit the floor after piercing the woman's chest. He had managed to score five hits out of five shots, scattered on her upper body. He figured that he still had a chance, if she hadn't been able to avoid those shots...
Ishtanchuk gasped, tying to fill her lungs, but barely managed to increase the pain from her chest. The realization of being attacked sent adrenaline pumping into her veins and she started fighting for her life. In what seemed a desperately slow movement, she stood on her left arm, looking for her purse with the right arm, and turned her head to look at her attacker over her shoulder.
Uriel aimed, not minding his shaky hands, and fired three times more. He was pleased when he saw the woman's head shake violently and how she collapsed to the floor for the third time.
Ishtanchuk saw three flashes with the corner of her eye, and something buzzed by her as she looked over her left shoulder. Then something hit her neck and almost simultaneously her mouth exploded in a mess of shattered teeth and blood. The commotion made her lose her stand on her arm and she landed on the floor as all sensation from the left side of her face disappeared. A small corner of her brain figured that she had suffered some massive trauma and pain was blocked by an extra dose of natural painkillers. Struggling to breathe through the blood coming up her throat and now flooding inside her shattered mouth, Ish prayed desperately to be able to grasp her purse before it was too late. Sensing the handle of the purse in her hand, she turned her torso and raised her right arm, despite it felt very heavy and the pain from the move made the world turn black and red before her eyes.
Uriel saw how the woman tried to roll around, and suddenly she raised her purse. He found it comical; maybe she thought it was an assault for her purse? But he had had enough. The blood was staining her white dress and she looked horrible after he had hit her jaw rather than her brains. Uriel closed in and aimed at her forehead. It was a pity, he thought as he noticed how she had some nice large boobs. Then he saw that something was wrong with the oversized handle of her handbag, and then he died before his brain could process what happened next.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai looked for the trigger concealed at the handle; its baroque design hid the latest and more miniaturized version of a thermal peacemaker, a illegal portable WMD for the self-defense of capsuleers against crowds. Inside the handle, a small energy cell drove all its energy into a shield, which was automatically configured to shelter Ish. The actual warhead, barely larger than a hazelnut, was ejected from a diminutive gimbal and separated half a meter from the shield before detonating. Inside it, a small cloud of anti-hydrogen was directed by a decaying magnetic field against a similar amount of hydrogen. The positrons and anti-protons clashed on electrons and protons and annihilated each other in a massive burst of gamma rays. The gamma rays then hit the lenses around the core; each gamma ray was absorbed by an electron, driving it away but not before cascading into other electrons, accurately aligned in the lenses' metamaterial. That way, each quanta of gamma ray was slowed down and cascaded into a larger amount of smaller infrared quanta. With most of the energy from the matter-antimatter annihilation turned into infrared radiation, the outside of the shield became a very hostile environment.
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The intense infrared radiation vaporized the surface of the corridor walls, overheated the air and turned it into plasma. It hit Uriel's body and easily consumed it, vaporizing large chunks of tissue as molecules separated into elements. When the burst was gone, most of Uriel's body had disintegrated, and what was left was just a mess of vaporized fluids, organic molecules and large amounts of carbon composites. The charred and disfigured mass only lasted a few hundredths of second before the overheated air blasted it in a hypersonic shockwave. The shield also absorbed that and Ishtanchuk just saw a bright fireball erupting and expanding, then she heard a deafening noise as the air blasted away and then collapsed on the partial void left behind, causing massive damage to the corridor. All the lights were crushed, the walls buckled and the floor shacked as it bounced up after the explosion. Then it was over and the shield vanished, less than a second after pressing the trigger. Extremely hot air slammed on Ish, but cooled before searing her skin. She knew that her attacker was gone, but now she was alone with her injured body. Then, her pad beeped with a noisy alarm after the link to her implants showed that her life statistics were wrong.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai rolled on her right side, despite the pain, and placed herself in recovery position. She figured that his way the blood from her right lung would flow through her mouth and keep her air tract clear, although her mouth was also bleeding copiously.
She felt cold as she bled and her suffocation worsened despite the recovery position. Although her left lung wasn't hit, she was developing a pneumothorax and it was extremely difficult to breathe through the bloody foam from her throat, the gory mess in her mouth and enduring pain each time she inhaled... she hoped that someone would come soon, warned by the explosion of the thermal peacemaker. But also knew that she was running out of time as her vision faded and she lost sensitiveness on her right side. Her brain was lacking oxygen and her body was losing blood quickly as her heart rushed...
As blood drummed in her ears and temples, Ishtanchuk noticed from a distant point of view how her face was becoming inflamed and the inflammation closed her eye and blocked her left nostril, further strangling the air flow. But, was it that important?, she thought, as hypoxia and shock caused her a altered state of mind. Pain was fading away, and that was good, as obviously something had gone very wrong down there at her chest. She had a dreamlike sensation of detaching from her crippled body, and suddenly she was away, looking into a mirror...
She was 16, how sweet, and she was testing her dress for the annual New Ladies Presentation before the Tash Murkon family. The traditional dress was of a bold design, which exposed bare shoulders and had a V shaped neckline intended to display a talisman hanging from the New Lady's necklace... and that jewel had to be hung exactly on the upper line of the base of the breasts. Thus, showing some cleavage was inevitable, and Ishtanchuk tried to come up with the idea of displaying so much of her body.
"Bare arms, bare shoulders, but, my face looks too dark...", she said to her mother.
"No, no, Corrina, your face is right; it's your body that it's too pale because sunlight never hits it. But don't worry, we will use a self tanning lotion, and with some make up, everyone will enjoy your lovely coppery skin."
"But mom, everyone will be wearing the same dress... everyone will be 16 and every girl will be pretty and will be showing her chest just like me"
"Don't worry, Corrina, your decolletage will be the envy of everyone, as you are just like your grandmother...."
But something was wrong with her right breast, now... And the corridor was dark and cold, as it should be in space. But she never had experienced cold in space; in space, she was inside her pod, and it felt warm inside. Warm and safe, as she knew that her mind would be transferred to a fresh clone if she was about to die. But now she wasn't in her pod. She was in a dark corridor in a station, and her life was oozing out of her body with each heartbeat and her mind was asphyxiating. Her eyes went blind and she wished to fight back the darkness, but there was nothing left to do. Then she saw a blob of light and inside it there was Indahmawar, her cousin, her friend, the apple of her eye.
"Indahmawar", tried to say Ishtanchuk, yet she couldn't talk as she sunk into darkness. "I love you, Indahmawar. Take care of yourself, my baby. I ca..."
Then the light blob vanished, and Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wasn't there anymore.
***
Roland Gramel wasn't happy with his new assignment. Things had been very messy since the bombing at Yulain, Court & Brams, with increased security over the station and rumors about organized crime starting a gang war. With the whole station to cover and the massive scale of the structure, manpower was spread very thin. Thus, Roland Gramel had been assigned the whole habitation section of the capsuleer docklands, which spanned several levels and literally kilometers of corridors where anyone could go unnoticed all day if he knew how to hack the obsolete automated surveillance system.
Officer Gramel was minding his misfortune as he guided his patrol scooter into a elevator, ready to move his "eyeball patrol" to level 7 (and patrolling that level alone could take more than 10 minutes, even riding the scooter). The elevator started and suddenly Roland Gramel heard a ominous distant sound, like a giant door slamming, and he could sense a vibration shaking the station structure. The elevator stopped and Gramel heard the echos of a explosion as the doors opened.
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"Dammit!", he muttered, and quickly grabbed his service pad. The alarms already had set up and pointed at a distant corridor on section 8. Officer Gramel pushed the button at the elevator and saw, hopelessly, that he actually was the nearest force.
"Officer Gramel to control, I am responding to alarm #001 on level 8, habitation modules, capsuleer docklands"
"Control calling, all automated systems are offline, inspect and report immediately"
"Officer Gramel to control, acknowledged."
Officer Gramel rushed out of the elevator and sped up his scooter, slowing down at each turn and then speeding again. He passed by closed doors and personnel elevators as he attempted to connect to the local surveillance network, but apparently the explosion had affected the corridor itself and there was no response. Several minutes after the explosion, he reached the right corridor -as in the distance, all lights were off. He stopped the scooter and stepped down, grabbing a flashlight and inspecting the scene. The corridor was stained with sooth, and officer Gramel noticed how the damage became more severe as he walked forward. Here and there he could see the dismantled systems, fallen placards, and a strong burnt smell. He reached a section where the floor plates were bent by the explosion, and the flashlight illuminated a dark object. Looking closely, officer Dramel noticed how it looked like a body part, and set his teeth. Looking around, he could see more evidence of a dismembered and horribly burned corpse. Also there was a maintenance robot, completely destroyed, and he scanned the corridor forward for more remnants, until he saw another body.
The second body was obviously a woman, as she wore a white dress. Officer Gramel was amazed to see her laying in the middle of a circular section of intact floor and wall. She laid in a pool of blood, and Gramel could see how some of the blood had flown and filled some of the bumps on the damaged floor. The structure was severely damaged around the woman and some of the floor tiles moved under his feet as he stepped on them. From the amount of blood, he thought that the woman was already dead, but he couldn't understand why she was not as destroyed as the other victim of the explosion. Then he noticed what were obvious bullet holes on her back, and his puzzlement grew. She had been shot, but also a bomb had exploded?
Officer Gramel loaned on the woman, intending to look for her pulse. Her dress was soaked in blood and her face was disfigured, bloated and congested; he could see a small puncture which maybe was a bullet hole on her jaw. Then he saw something metallic glimmering on the woman's neck... officer Gramel realized suddenly that things could be worst for him, and removed some of her hair from her neck to check for the presence of...
"Capsuleer plugs! Oh sh*t, she's a capsuleer! Oh Lord, don't let her die in my guard!"
Officer Gramel looked for her carotid, trying to sense her pulse, and then he saw a faint glow -her pad! He looked at the screen and it was ominously red with warnings, but according to the device, which was linked to the capsuleer's implants, she still had some pulse and cerebral activity. Officer Gramel didn't bothered to read the warnings and just called control:
"Officer Gramel to control! Pick my position and send medical assistance immediately! I've found two victims, one is completely dead and the other is a seriously injured capsuleer. I repeat, a CAPSULEER, so send me someone before she dies, for God's sake! She's been shot but the explosion didn't hit her. She's bleeding badly and her pad is issuing all sorts of medical alarms"
"Control calling, we copy your request for medical assistance. Please, link your communicator to the victim's pad and the medical team"
"Officer Gramel to control, acknowledged. She's in very bad shape, come on and hurry up, they'll hang me if she dies under my guard!"
Roland Gramel did as requested and linked the woman's pad to his communicator, and started relaying information to the medical team. He looked at the pad and saw the capsuleer's name; Ishtanchuk Fazmarai. He saw with growing despair how her life constants worsened; everything was going down, and he presumed that measurements going down were bad.
"Come on, lady, don't you die before the medics come!", he urged to her although she was unconscious.
After what looked like an eternity, officer Gramel saw the medical team coming, in a small vehicle suit to ride the corridors, and then he was startled as the pad started shouting:
"Cerebral failure imminent! Apply resurrection!"
"No! Not yet lady! Hold on!", shouted back officer Gramel. Then he was pushed aside by the medical team, and saw them working frantically but accurately on the inert body. The medics plugged machines on her and officer Gramel turned away when he saw the medics practicing a tracheotomy on the woman. Then, under the lights from the medical vehicle, he could see a weapon on the floor, half way between te capsuleer and the crushed maintenance robot. It was a silenced pistol, whose grip had been destroyed by the explosion of the magazine.
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Then he speculated that maybe the first victim had shot the woman and she had caused the explosion to defend herself... But investigating that would be left to the inspectors. He watched the medical team as they loaded the woman on a stretcher, still alive, and then he walked back to his scooter to start setting a police line until reinforcements arrived. As the medical vehicle moved away, officer Gramel thought to himself that, if the woman made it alive to the Hospital, likely she would survive; and if don't, at least it had stopped being his responsibility since the medics arrived. Although he was as humane as any fellow, he couldn't help to think that capsuleers were a plague and probably it was okay if some of them died outside of the pods that made them immortal... but only as long as they didn't destroyed the career and life of a commoner in the process.
"Good luck, Ms. Fazmarai, and thank you for not dieing under my guard", he thought, and then added, thinking of the massive explosion caused by the capsuleer woman as she defended herself: "Bloody capsuleers..."
END of Part One.
(meta: this started as a plot twist some months ago, and eventually has become a full fledged story... Part Two is already in a very early stage so it may take long until I write it. I am aware that this story leaves Ish is out of the thread. Yet, my subscription ends on the 12th and very likely I will take a break from EVE... if don't, then I'll have to work on Part Two ASAP)
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote: Honk Honk, Meep Meep, Wee Woo Wee Woo
Meta: very good read, i enjoyed it. Though you seem to like talking about ish's boobs. Everyone seems to be leaving I hope you come back to us soon, you will be sorely missed.
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(meta: I concur with Sam. A most excellent read.)
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meta: I concur with Random concurring on Sam, very nice story and poor Ish getting shot.
Don't go. Kheily still needs you as pillow. But if you do so, you will be missed until the day of your return, Miss Fazmarei!
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(continued from https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4017318#post4017318 )
Indahmawar Fazmarai rushed upstairs as she ordered the robo-aides to pick an outfit. Although keeping the wardrobe catalogued and accesible to robots so they could ready an outfit on a moment's notice was very practical for ladies in a hurry, it removed the fun of browsing the wardrobe and so Indahamwar rarely used the presets.
when she entered her appartment two robo aides already were carrying the clohes to the bedroom; she undressed quickly and then let the four-armed machines dress her quickly and acccurately. Then she moved to the bathroom and used the nanobot make up dispenser to finish her appearence as one of he robo aides combed her hair on a small knot. The only thing she made with her own hands, was to pick a set of earrings.
Thus, exactly 9 minutes after asking Random McNally to allow her 10 minutes, Indahmawar walked down to the bar and the other members of the team gasped when they saw her.
Indahmawar was dressed with a white ao dai, tricked out with burgundy cuffs and neck. The burgundy from the neck descended in a faded stripe which vanished to white right at the peak of the small double lump on Indhamawar's bossom. Her lips were painted in dark red at the middle, but the corners were not maked up, and so her mouth looked like a perfect red oval. Some make up gave her perfect skin a pearly shine, with two subtle hints of pink on her cheeks and a thin dark green line on her eyelids, stressing her natural eye color. Her silvery earrings hanged as two thin chains with a clsuter of bright red gemstone at the tip, shining like tiny blood drops.
"Oh... my... princess", muttered Random McNally
"Do I look nice?", asked Indahmawar, flaunting.
"Extremely nice and smart. I've always said that you're more of a lady than I", said Ishantchuk Fazmarai.
"Well, if we need to break some hearts, certainly she's on the right spot", said Lailyana Elenka.
"Are you carrying the device?", asked Ishtanchuk Fazmarai.
"Yes, here is" , said Indahmawar, taking an object from her handbag. It looked like a small Derringer gun, with a thin barrel on top.
"Heh, obviously we don't need her for firepower...", laughed Sammoth Engoled
"Don't laugh so hard. That tiny gun, although experimental, is a perfeclty legal Class I non lethal weapon. It fires a diminutive needle loaded with a nanobot brainhack virus which enters the blood stream and travels to the brain. There, it overloads the lymbic system and triggers absolute terror. Unfortunately, the nanovirus is not perfected and it may take up to one minute to work..."
"Where did you get this toy?"
"Don't ask and we won't lie to you...", anwsered Ish, mimicking Succus' accent.
The group laughed, and then Ishtanchuk said:
"Well, I've got business elsewhere. I'm going to test a VR device and have some other stuff to do... Take care of yourselves, and specially take care of Indahmawar." Then she embraced Indahmawar and kissed the corners of her lips, and Indahmawar kisssed her back, in a traditional Khanid family greeting. "Good luck and have fun, Indah".
"Have fun you too, Ish. Will see you later"
"Sure!", said Ishtanchuk, and then she went up and waved the group from the top of the stairs.
(meta: well, I hope that you'll be able to retake this story in the following days. Thank you for your kind comments and likes, and for turning this thread into a small threadnaught of its own, despite how we're just a tiny bunch who only share this little out of pod corner... We all have different trades and interests ingame, and yet we share the interest for storytelling and interacting in ways the game doesn't allows. You bet I see a lesson for CCP here...
I will be back some day, so this is not a good-bye, but a "see you later". Now I will login to check who's online and say g-bye. If I don't see you online... fly safe and, -íhasta la vista!)
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Matokin Lemant
4612
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Posted - 2014.01.13 07:10:00 -
[2808] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:(continued from https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4017318#post4017318 ) Indahmawar Fazmarai rushed upstairs as she ordered the robo-aides to pick an outfit. Although keeping the wardrobe catalogued and accesible to robots so they could ready an outfit on a moment's notice was very practical for ladies in a hurry, it removed the fun of browsing the wardrobe and so Indahamwar rarely used the presets. when she entered her appartment two robo aides already were carrying the clohes to the bedroom; she undressed quickly and then let the four-armed machines dress her quickly and acccurately. Then she moved to the bathroom and used the nanobot make up dispenser to finish her appearence as one of he robo aides combed her hair on a small knot. The only thing she made with her own hands, was to pick a set of earrings. Thus, exactly 9 minutes after asking Random McNally to allow her 10 minutes, Indahmawar walked down to the bar and the other members of the team gasped when they saw her. Indahmawar was dressed with a white ao dai, tricked out with burgundy cuffs and neck. The burgundy from the neck descended in a faded stripe which vanished to white right at the peak of the small double lump on Indhamawar's bossom. Her lips were painted in dark red at the middle, but the corners were not maked up, and so her mouth looked like a perfect red oval. Some make up gave her perfect skin a pearly shine, with two subtle hints of pink on her cheeks and a thin dark green line on her eyelids, stressing her natural eye color. Her silvery earrings hanged as two thin chains with a clsuter of bright red gemstone at the tip, shining like tiny blood drops. "Oh... my... princess", muttered Random McNally "Do I look nice?", asked Indahmawar, flaunting. "Extremely nice and smart. I've always said that you're more of a lady than I", said Ishantchuk Fazmarai. "Well, if we need to break some hearts, certainly she's on the right spot", said Lailyana Elenka. "Are you carrying the device?", asked Ishtanchuk Fazmarai. "Yes, here is" , said Indahmawar, taking an object from her handbag. It looked like a small Derringer gun, with a thin barrel on top. "Heh, obviously we don't need her for firepower...", laughed Sammoth Engoled "Don't laugh so hard. That tiny gun, although experimental, is a perfeclty legal Class I non lethal weapon. It fires a diminutive needle loaded with a nanobot brainhack virus which enters the blood stream and travels to the brain. There, it overloads the lymbic system and triggers absolute terror. Unfortunately, the nanovirus is not perfected and it may take up to one minute to work..." "Where did you get this toy?" "Don't ask and we won't lie to you...", anwsered Ish, mimicking Succus' accent. The group laughed, and then Ishtanchuk said: "Well, I've got business elsewhere. I'm going to test a VR device and have some other stuff to do... Take care of yourselves, and specially take care of Indahmawar." Then she embraced Indahmawar and kissed the corners of her lips, and Indahmawar kisssed her back, in a traditional Khanid family greeting. "Good luck and have fun, Indah". "Have fun you too, Ish. Will see you later" "Sure!", said Ishtanchuk, and then she went up and waved the group from the top of the stairs. (meta: well, I hope that you'll be able to retake this story in the following days. Thank you for your kind comments and likes, and for turning this thread into a small threadnaught of its own, despite how we're just a tiny bunch who only share this little out of pod corner... We all have different trades and interests ingame, and yet we share the interest for storytelling and interacting in ways the game doesn't allows. You bet I see a lesson for CCP here...
I will be back some day, so this is not a good-bye, but a "see you later". Now I will login to check who's online and say g-bye. If I don't see you online... fly safe and, -íhasta la vista! )
(meta: wait does this mean your leaving us? Anyway another great read ish...ever thought of righting a story or something?) |
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
13500
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Posted - 2014.01.14 12:36:00 -
[2809] - Quote
*walks up to the counter*
I need a room with a shower for after visiting GD...
Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase
Felicity Love >... was thinking "moar popcorn"... but now, seeing the truly awesome contribution this thread is going to make to the Greater Glory Of EVE.... imagonnamakkadapizza....
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Mizhir
Euphoria Released
Triumvirate.
50247
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Posted - 2014.01.14 20:34:00 -
[2810] - Quote
When Mizhir enters the bar for the first time for a few months, she was quite shocked when she saw Random McNally shaved and in a suit. "Damn, that Yiole girl castrated him faster than I expect" she thought to herself. She then approaced the group and with a big smile on her lips she said:
"Damn, is it my monocle that needs adjustment or is the caveman getting married today?"
Laugher spread in the group and greeted Miz with a welcome. Then Random quickly explained the situation and their plan.
"Are you going with us, Miz?"
"Sorry, but I don't think I am a suitable person for that. I have a bad history with courtrooms and could potentially compromise the entire plan. If there is anything else I can do, please let me know"
"Thanks"
Random and Sam then went to a table to sort their counterfeit documents. Indah turned to Miz and explained her the situation with Yiole. To which Miz replied:
"oww, poor guy. Must been a really hard time for him"
"Indeed, his temper has been like a thunderstorm these days."
"Yeah, it is sort of his weakness. He is a great man and also smart, but his feelings can cloud his judgement. Especially when people he cares for are in danger."
"That is one of the reasons why I decided to go with them. I have to be there to soothe them if it gets too intense. I owe Yiole that."
"You are a wonderful woman, Indah. Take care. I am sorry that I can't be there. But I have bad memories from my past about courtrooms. My pressence will only induce more trouble."
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
234
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Posted - 2014.01.28 16:50:00 -
[2811] - Quote
A couple of hours earlierGǪ
GÇ£Look mouth breather,GÇ¥ said the station tech over her shoulder, GÇ£do you really need to hover?GÇ¥ she shifted her weight to look over her shoulder at the Gallentean security officer. GÇ£If youGÇÖre that interested, you can ask me out when I finish this upgrade.GÇ¥ The technician returned to her repairs as the Security officer backed a step with hands raised. He had been looking at the female tech, but not out of any sort of sexual interest. She had a light olive complexion that was marred by a Port Wine Stain birthmark on her cheek. Her muddy brown hair was tucked under a work cap but stray wisps floated down when she had leaned over to make the repairs. Her neck was smooth but a bit too large, as if her proportions were not totally feminine. As the officer backed away, he did take a moment to admire her backside inside the formless work cover allGÇÖs. She stood up and removed another panel at around chest level and began digging deep into the electronics.
GÇ£Perhaps you can tell me why you need to make repairs in here right now?GÇ¥ the officer asked with a sidelong glance at former RSS officer Matokin Lemant who was sitting at the lone table in the interrogation room. LemantGÇÖs broad smile at the feisty techGÇÖs words was a sting to the security officerGÇÖs pride.
The tech huffed and pulled out the work order from her breast pocket and tossed it to the table. She glared angrily at the officer and said GÇ£Hey pal, IGÇÖm just doing a job. If you have issues, call Rook down at the station maintenance and take it up with him.GÇ¥ She turned to continue her work in the access panel. GÇ£Not my fault that the cops picked this electronic nexus to store your criminals. Maybe you should move your operation to A deck.GÇ¥
The security officer winced involuntarily. A deck was where they reprocessed bio waste. It was, quite literally, the sewers of the station. GÇ£Why the hell does it have to be now?GÇ¥ the officer responded.
The technician halted and turned to look at the officer with balled hands on her hips. The officer noted that she was slightly buck toothed, further drawing away from any sexual interest he may have had watching her. GÇ£Maybe youGÇÖve heard of GÇÿlife supportGÇÖ? If these modules donGÇÖt get maintained regularly, you sort of lose that. But hey, what do I care?GÇ¥ She reached down and started packing her tool kit. GÇ£I could care less if you and your criminals die. You donGÇÖt want it done, IGÇÖll let Rook know.GÇ¥
GÇ£Wait, wait, wait.GÇ¥ The officer conceded. GÇ£IGÇÖm sorry. Please finish up. I know what itGÇÖs like to get Rook to do anything.GÇ¥ The officer sighed resignedly.
GÇ£You just make sure to guard me from this hostile you have here.GÇ¥ She snarled and nodded towards Lemant who was thoroughly enjoying the officerGÇÖs case of the squirms. He turned to look at the tech and from beneath her cap; her eyes were shining with mischief. He paused for a moment. Those eyes looked familiar. When the tech winked, he smiled inwardly to himself. Oh, today was going to be very interesting.
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Laudenum Hayes walked into RookGÇÖs office wiping away the last of the make-up from her face. She smiled broadly at the heavy set Maintenance Director and he returned the smile with hearty laugh. GÇ£Are you sure you donGÇÖt want a job?GÇ¥ he asked. GÇ£I could use a few good technicians and you work circles around the louts that I have.GÇ¥
GÇ£No Rook.GÇ¥ She said, digging deep into the tool bag she carried. GÇ£However, I do owe you for helping me set this up on short notice.GÇ¥ She pulled out a box and tossed it on his desk. Rook glowered momentarily and opened the box. His eyes lit up like a childGÇÖs when he reached inside and pulled out two cigars, each in their own individual disposable humidor.
GÇ£You got these from the sector security chief?GÇ¥ he gasped. Even in astonishment, his voice was full of gravel.
Laudenum reached again into the bag and pulled out a bottle of an amber fluid. She walked intently to his desk as she pulled the prosthetic buck teeth from her mouth. The teeth were tossed into the garbage can and the amber fluid she held suspended before his unbelieving eyes. Rook whistled.
GÇ£Hayes, are you trying to seduce me?GÇ¥ he asked, looking intently at the bottle of Cognac.
GÇ£You get this for one additional favor.GÇ¥ She said, wincing slightly. GÇ£Help me take this damn prosthetic neck piece off. She turned around and kneeled down.
RookGÇÖs thick fingers were surprisingly deft and in a few mere moments, and a loss of some fine hair on her neck, the covering on her capsuleer implants was removed. She scratched the back of her neck with her free hand as she gingerly set the bottle on RookGÇÖs desk. He opened the stopper on the bottle and sniffed deeply. For the briefest moment, his faced screwed up but then he relaxed with a broad languid smile on his pudgy face. He busted open the case on one of the cigars and jammed it in his mouth. GÇ£If you ever need another favor, Hayes, you just let me know.GÇ¥ He said, swatting at LaudenumGÇÖs backside. He leaned back in the chair and lit the cigar with a dreamy expression. When he noticed that she was glaring dangerously from the inappropriate slap, he sobered and said, GÇ£Oh, and donGÇÖt tell my wife, ok?GÇ¥
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
234
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Posted - 2014.01.28 16:52:00 -
[2812] - Quote
The gathered group had begun milling around in anticipation for what Random had cooked up. Everyone started with excitement at the idea of rescuing the former RSS officer but as time ticked on, the excitement degenerated to boredom and impatience. Whenever Random was questioned, he would simply look at the wrist chronograph he wore and commented, GÇ£Patience.GÇ¥
Laudenum entered the bar from her personal quarters with an extremely high tech briefcase. The tall redhead had changed the muddy brown hair of the technician to a strawberry blonde. It contrasted starkly of the charcoal grey of the jacket and skirt. A sharp white blouse gleamed under the bar lights and the tinted glasses were just dark enough to make it difficult to see her eyes.
She walked into the assembled group and set the briefcase flat on the table. Punching in a code, the case hissed and clacked open. She looked up at Random before swinging the case open.
Random, noticing LaudenumGÇÖs approach met her at the table and spoke quietly to her. The GÇ£participantsGÇ¥ looked her way as well, and began converging.
GÇ£Ok folks, we are now getting ready for show time.GÇ¥ Random said, glancing around to all the people who had volunteered in the GÇ£rescueGÇ¥ operation. GÇ£First and foremost, if we can pull this off without firing a shot or killing anyone, IGÇÖll consider that a win.GÇ¥ He turned to glance at Sam who had a noticeably disappointed look on his face. GÇ£You ok with that, Sam?GÇ¥
Sam shrugged, GÇ£I suppose if I want to stay here for any length of time, IGÇÖd best not kill the residents.GÇ¥
GÇ£If itGÇÖs any consolation, no plan gets past first contact with the enemy.GÇ¥ Random said smiling. GÇ£I may have been doing all this brainstorming for nothing.GÇ¥
GÇ£At least the air purifiers got a good work out.GÇ¥ Laud quipped, arranging the contents of the case.
Random smiled and a sheepish look crossed his face. He turned to the group and said, GǣOk folks, this is the planGǪGǥ
To be continued.... |
Matokin Lemant
5351
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Posted - 2014.01.28 19:40:00 -
[2813] - Quote
Realizing that the tech who was working on the panels in the integration room was Hayes it gave Matokin some comfort in knowing that Random had no doubt reluctantly had agreed to help thanks to his sisters persuasion.
Matokin had all he could do to contain himself from laughing at the oblivious security guard who was just letting Hayes tinker with the vital systems of the security offices, he wondered what the plan was that Random cooked up but if he asked Hayes then it would be game over and they would both be in a world of trouble, not to mention blowing his only chance of getting out of this place in one piece.
Matokin decided it was for the best if he just sat there and appeared oblivious to the whole thing, but he couldnGÇÖt help but let a sly grin cross his face.
The security officer looked at him and said GÇ£What are you grinning at, LemantGÇ¥.
To which Matokin replied GÇ£Nothing, was just thinking of something funny that is allGÇ¥
GÇ£Well there is nothing funny about the situation your inGÇ¥ the security officer said with a disgruntled tone to his voice.
Matokin just nodded and stopped grinning, as much as he enjoyed annoying the security officer he, knew that it was in his best interest just to stop grinning he did not want to agitate the officer any more then he already was at least for the time being anyway.
The officer then turned and walked toward the door, stating GÇ£Now that the tech is finished we will finally get this interview under way in just a few minutes. Now Mr. Lemant I will be back shortly and donGÇÖt do anything you will come to regret. GÇ¥ The officers voice was relived and at the same time oddly menacing.
Matokin smirked and looked at the security officer GÇ£Look around, honestly what could I possibly do anywayGÇ¥ in a sarcastic tone.
The officer just turned back to the door shook his head and walked out.
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Samoth Egnoled
32906
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Posted - 2014.01.30 07:32:00 -
[2814] - Quote
Was it really that obvious? Even people who barely know me, put me in the category of Criminals? WaitGǪ If he doesnGÇÖt need my hand in combatGǪ then why does he need me? Sure I have other skills, but I donGÇÖt parade them for all to see.
Sam checked the time piece on his left wrist, He was starting to feel really out of place now and had begun nervously stroking his beard near his chin without realising it. Suddenly he froze still as if having a moment of sudden realization and a small but noticeable smile crossed his lips.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Chapmonious Hunter
Fruidian Logic
The Volition Cult
46
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Posted - 2014.02.12 05:26:00 -
[2815] - Quote
(meta) sorry guys life has been crazy lately, I have been on an extended absence from EVE as such. Ill glady still post when the craziness slows down, hope everyone is well
fly dangerous
07
chap and lail |
Bronden Neopatus
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
25
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:03:00 -
[2816] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:*Indahmawar Fazmarai enters the bar, turns on the lights and all machines. Waitresses and dancers start coming in, the cook lites his stoves, someone strikes the jukebox and music starts playing. Then Ms. Fazmarai raises the blinds and sticks a sign by the door* Quote:The GREATER FOOL BAR public notice to all customers:
Due to the NEED to escape the weird events going on in CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS, this BAR/PUB opens for the PUBLIC SERVICE of capsuleers of all races, trades and persuassions. Albeit we can not GUARANTEE your safety nor that of your SHIP while in our premises, we will offer you the FINEST Drinks and Food and Women (and Men) and Gambling and Sports and Games in all of Out of Pod Experience. We have ROOMS for hire, PRIVATE booths and any other SERVICES you can name.
WELCOME if you're a FRIEND and take notice of the SUPERCAPITALS parked outside and the WEAPONS worn by our personnel.
Have FUN, do not shoot each other, don't grab the dancers too hard and GIVE GOOD TIPS.
~The Fazmarai cousins, in the date of Today, Out Of Pod Experience~
DISCLAIMER: We don't run this place, but we have an arrangement with the people who do. You're welcome, take a seat, have a drink, and let the fun begin...
WTF? 141 pages? What IS this thread about??? |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
2890
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Posted - 2014.03.18 14:52:00 -
[2817] - Quote
St. Patrick, please intervene on behalf of all hungover people today. |
Lailyana Enaka
Rifterlings
Point Blank Alliance
129
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Posted - 2014.04.06 04:33:00 -
[2818] - Quote
(meta) Guess whos back, back again :) |
Samoth Egnoled
42371
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Posted - 2014.04.07 06:00:00 -
[2819] - Quote
(META) ARNIE?
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Lailyana Enaka
Rifterlings
Point Blank Alliance
130
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Posted - 2014.04.12 10:03:00 -
[2820] - Quote
Lailyana awakes in the cloning facility in Sirekur, not knowing what had just happened. One minute a course home was being set in her nav computer after a rather enjoyable time the next moment, black. Profusely vomiting and shaking she gets up and stumbles to her comms.
"What the hell just happened?!" she screams.
"You were bombed by a Protetus, unfortunately, there was nothing that could be done." the voice replied.
"Goddammit, I want that kill right public! Get me that bastards head!"
In the black of space there is nothing that will rock a pilot to their foundations like being forcefully removed from the paper thin protection the capsule offers, the feeling is painful to experience, and even more painful to remember. Getting dressed she checks the mail sent to her neocom and sees the pending insurance payout from the incident.
"I want that bastard," she thought to herself as she heads down to the hangar to get into her newest ship. The Aliastrasa Edition Gallente Incursus class frigate.
"set course for the bar, I need to see some old friends, some familiar and warm faces, it has been too long." she says as her ship lunges back out into the black of space, where for many, anything that can happen does happen.
(meta) Hey guys it has been waaaaay too long, I had an extended break, hope you guys like this short tid bit, this little short re-intro actually did occur to me so i figured it would be a great opener to write about again, missed you all o7 |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
64937
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Posted - 2014.07.02 11:53:00 -
[2821] - Quote
bumping to prevent total loss....
*damn, I need to get caught up here*
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Solecist Project
Deeper Feelings Inc.
2531
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Posted - 2014.07.02 12:44:00 -
[2822] - Quote
Wow this place still exists! :O
:D
I walk into the middle of the room, glanzing over the people around me.
Hi everybody ... I say, waving my right arm, drawing an upwards facing half of a circle. I pull back a seat,
sit down and cross my legs. Reaching into my imaginary bag, I wonder if I'm allowed to smoke in here ...
... and if so ...
... what I'm allowed to smoke. ;)
My current portrait: http://imgur.com/a/q6zRU#10
Sol.freeform: http://imgur.com/a/eFlYD
Hey CCP fix your server please! :p
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
64937
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Posted - 2014.07.02 13:03:00 -
[2823] - Quote
Granted, I'm not the proprietor, but as a capsuleer bar...
indulgences are usually tolerated.
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Solecist Project
Deeper Feelings Inc.
2535
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Posted - 2014.07.02 13:14:00 -
[2824] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:Granted, I'm not the proprietor, but as a capsuleer bar...
indulgences are usually tolerated.
Ooohhh... they are? (:
I turn myself towards you, lean my arms onto the table, smiling :) ...
So ... where are the, err, animators in their cute little dresses who are forced to listen to me?
I love these! They blush so easily! xD
Are there private quarters for "couples" ?
I know a bar somewhere that has private quarters.
I think that's brilliant, as long as it's isolated and one can't hear anything on the outside!
Oh and... how are you, btw?
My current portrait: http://imgur.com/a/q6zRU#10
Sol.freeform: http://imgur.com/a/eFlYD
Hey CCP fix your server please! :p
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Chapmonious Hunter
Fruidian Logic
The Harlequin's
85
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Posted - 2014.07.02 21:58:00 -
[2825] - Quote
Random please oh please get this going again me and lail are feeling creative <3 hope all is well on your end man |
Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
64949
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Posted - 2014.07.02 23:33:00 -
[2826] - Quote
ok ok ok.....
Spending an afternoon doing brainless work has motivated me to work on this a bit more until Indah comes back.
I'll get to writing the second half of the "jailbreak".
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
121594
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Posted - 2014.07.04 03:57:00 -
[2827] - Quote
Good lord i forgot about this place.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate |
Solecist Project
Deeper Feelings Inc.
2885
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Posted - 2014.07.04 11:25:00 -
[2828] - Quote
So who owns this joint and what happened to it?
http://Solecist.imgur.com
Deeper Feelings Inc. --áWe make it feel real. ;)
Hey CCP, what's wrong with the portraits? op success??
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1661
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Posted - 2014.07.04 16:50:00 -
[2829] - Quote
MMmmm, never been here. This establishment looks like it has seen better days. Not that it looks totally run-down mind you.
No, more like it's days of grandeur have just slipped away around the corner. Remembered, but out of sight.
The perfect place to have a quiet pint after a long and tiring day at New Edens main fluid-router hub.
The battery in the Scramble Pistol is full (you never know), the credit is good, the corridor is quiet.
I walk in and to the bar, order a large glass of the strongest beer they serve and retreat to the darkest corner in the back of the room. Stretching the legs, leaning back, taking the first long draft of the beer. Aah, that feels good.
With a snap of the fingers I order another one. Good, the personnel is experienced, they understand immediately.
The given tip is just as good.
ISD Ezwal
Captain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1662
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Posted - 2014.07.04 21:38:00 -
[2830] - Quote
After the third beer I slowly get up and stroll to the other side of the room.
I put another dime in the jukebox baby and let it play some forgotten song.
The fourth tastes real good.
ISD Ezwal
Captain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2407
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Posted - 2014.07.04 22:33:00 -
[2831] - Quote
*stumbles into bar drunk, but drunk in the name of God, you heathens*
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Solecist Project
Deeper Feelings Inc.
2976
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Posted - 2014.07.05 08:29:00 -
[2832] - Quote
Where are the girls????
http://Solecist.imgur.com
Deeper Feelings Inc. --áWe make it feel real. ;)
Hey CCP, what's wrong with the portraits? op success??
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Silhouette Project
3
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Posted - 2014.07.05 10:25:00 -
[2833] - Quote
*sips iced strawberry tea* |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1676
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Posted - 2014.07.05 13:16:00 -
[2834] - Quote
Please be advise that spamming the forum to get your name to show as last poster on every thread in the first index page, might have consequences.
Please refrain from doing so in the future as this can be quite detrimental to the state and well being of the forum, especially if more people start doing it as some form of competition.
ISD Ezwal
Captain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Silhouette Project
11
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Posted - 2014.07.05 15:00:00 -
[2835] - Quote
*brings Mr. Ezwal his fifth beer (a Golden Draak) and a shot of Patrone*
My apologies! |
Lailyana Enaka
Fruidian Logic
The Harlequin's
177
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Posted - 2014.07.05 17:30:00 -
[2836] - Quote
Lailyana suddenly bursts into the bar still heated from the last few months. It had been rough, saying goodbye to mates she had flown with for so long to leave a life of piracy to assist her friend, her former lover, Chapmonious, so that he can reach his goals in new eden. As she gets to the counter she notices some new faces, but doesn't see any of the the regulars. As she pours her whiskey she nods her head at the Drunk patron sipping patron.
"Name's Lailyana, how are you?"
"ISD Ezwal, Im drunk."
"Ill drink to that." Lail says raising her glass to ISD Eswal's glass softly clinking together in a toast of respect.
As they are toasting Lail overhears another patron ask who owns this bar.
"The bar is owned at operated by Indahmawar Fazmarai, who is currently on an extended leave of absence." gesturing around she continues.
"Everything you see is for your enjoyment, drink until you pass out, hold conversations with other patrons, or watch the New Eden open and Alliance tournaments on the huge monitor behind you."
"Here's to the crazy ones. The Misfits, The rebels. The Troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes.-á |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2424
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Posted - 2014.07.06 20:57:00 -
[2837] - Quote
You guys. YOU GUYS.
Let's read passages from the Bible!
Bring your possibles. |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1787
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Posted - 2014.07.06 21:38:00 -
[2838] - Quote
Silhouette Project wrote:*brings Mr. Ezwal his fifth beer (a Golden Draak) and a shot of Patrone*
My apologies! Apologies accompanied with a Gulden Draak? My dear madam, I gracefully accept those!
I take the time to thoroughly enjoy one of the best beers ever brewed.
-Mental note: remember this establishment as perfectly suitable for after work relaxation.-
ISD Ezwal
Captain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Random McNally
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
65285
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Posted - 2014.07.08 13:53:00 -
[2839] - Quote
...and now we have an ISD. I REALLY have to get off my ass and get the second half of "jailbreak" done.
Welcome to TGFB!!
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2453
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Posted - 2014.07.10 11:37:00 -
[2840] - Quote
Do these eyebrows make me look fat?
Bring your possibles. |
Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
263
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Posted - 2014.07.13 21:56:00 -
[2841] - Quote
Matilda Cecilia Fock (not to be mistaken with Cecilia Matilda Fock) walks into the bar, almost tiptoeing on extremly high heels that rise her average height to nearly six feet. She wears a thin, tight shirt that leaves little to imagination as her bosom jiggles with every step, and a few patrons admire her graceful moves as she finds an empty stool by the bar.
"Barman, may I have a virgin mojito?"
"Of course, miss. We serve anything you ask, with or without alcohol"
"Then make it stronger on lime, please"
"As you wish. A virgin mojito with extra lime, for girls who don't want trouble"
"I didn't said I don't want trouble", smiles back Matilda.
Then, she turns around on the stool to look around at the bar, and neglectingly pulls the chain hanging from her neck. A curiously crafted silvery ankh rises from the depths of her cleavage and she rubs it offhandedly for a few seconds. Then she pulls the collar of her shirt and drops the jewel back to between her breasts. As she turns around and faces the bar again, Matilda doesn't notices that the barman was looking at her with scrutinizing eyes, and neither Matilda nor anyone can see him silently articulating the words:
"One of them, here? What does this mean?"
Then the barman finishes mixing the mocktail and serves it to Matilda, and begins keeping an eye on her while he attends to other patrons...
Q: So many well known dev's left lately, should we be worried? A: (Jester): Nope. (...) Worry a lot if Fozzie, Masterplan, Rise, Veritas, Bettik, Ytterbium, Scarpia, Arrow, or even Greyscale leaves. Worry a little if Punkturis, karkur, SoniClover, Affinity, Goliath, or Xhagen leaves.
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Cecilia Matilda Fock
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
42
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Posted - 2014.07.20 21:48:00 -
[2842] - Quote
Cecilia Matilda Fock (not to be mistaken with Matilda Cecilia Fock) walks into the bar. Albeit she's wearing low shoes, her hips sway fascinatingly, and some of the patrons appreciate her ass as she finds her way between the tables. Matilda, her sister, has taken a seat at a table and is fisnihing her virgin mojito. As Cecilia sits by her, Matidla is playing again with the hidden ankh.
"Hi, sis. Stop doing that, you make me nervous".
"You're welcome too, Cili."
"What was that?", asks Cecilia, pointing at the empty cup before Matilda.
"A virgin mojito. Quite nice, the barman here is good"
"Of course he is. And in case he noticed how you're tinkering with the ankh, he may already know who you are."
"Oh come on, he's not a hositle"
"Neither a friend. And this whole Fazmarai issue is quite creepy, I tell you"
"On to business, then... have you got anything new?", asks Matilda.
"Nothing we didn't knew. She flew to a station. Our Sister never met with her, and since then Ishtanchuk Fazmarai is missing. Gone for two months and nobody haves a clue on what happened to her"
"So we're still at square one?"
"Yes. She's nowhere. Didn't left the station, and without her all this operation is just a disaster. The Sisterhood has spent a lot of money to our ttransformation and we're not producing any result worth it."
"Well, we've shared quite a lot of love...", smiles Matilda, sassily.
"And we haven't spread the word. Capsuleers are plain impossible"
"Ah, big sis, you give up too early. Once we find mistress Ishtanchuk, we'll be back to the original plan."
"No, lil'sis. She has not just disappeared, she also stopped contributing to the Sisterhood. Actually, the clue you got about a contract involving a fitted battleship was true: her cousin Indahmawar sold the ship and we don't know what she's been doing with the money."
"Obviously, she didn't used it to activate her pilot license", pointed Matilda
"No, she didn't. She just went back to her family states, don't know why. But Indahmawar is not a sponsor nor is related to us in any way"
"Well, she is not concerned about Ishtanchuk's dissapearence, neither. And those cousins have a very close relationship. Maybe she knows some reason to not be afraid after all..."
"Matty, Matilda... are you oK? Usually it's you who spreads the doom and gloom and me who tries to cheer you up... but now I am down and you're... happy?"
"I'm fine, Cilia. Tired and probably a bit overworked, you know, but I can't complain on how have been the things stationside."
"In space it hasn't been so funny, I tell you. Flying around as a capsuleer is not what I expected. You feel mighty, true, but also... vulnerable. Like a pompous egg in a world full of throwing rocks"
"You just need a man, Cilia"
"Another one?", smiles Cecilia.
"Maybe just the right one... don't all the Sisters end like this?"
"But not now! It's too early, we just started our careers"
"By the way, talking about Indahmawar Fazmarai... do you know what she did just before leaving?"
"What?"
"I don't have the details, but apparently she was involved in some kind of jailbreak, with that dude McNally and some more"
"McNally...?" says Cecilia, puzzled.
"Random McNally, you know, I think we shared with him some days ago... Minmatar, large, he uses to..."
"Oh, yes, that guy. Did he told you a story, then?"
"No, I just learned that Indahmawar Fazmarai left after whatever happened. Maybe we should ask him to tell us that story."
"Do you think it's related to the disappearence of Ishtanchuk Fazmarai?"
"No, stupid, we should ask him about that because it is not related to our woes. You've been flying too much, Cilia, I've been sharing a lot, and we need some other fun."
"OK, then let's wait for that McNally and his story... meanwhile I'll order some drinks. And then we can drink to Ishtanchuck Fazmarai, wherever she is and whatever she's doing, and for her early return so we can get back to our business isntead of playing private eyes..."
Both sisters order some drinks and a waitress serves them. From behind the bar, Succus the barman keeps an eye on them, wondering about their presence at the bar. After seeing the ankh again, he suspects that the darker girl, and maybe the other too, belong to the Ashtantan Cult, an incredibly ancient sect composed mostly by women with some strange beliefs on love and sex among other things, and who are suspected to have a massive but informal intelligence network across all four Empires and beyond.
"What are they doing here? Why did Ishtanchuk mention them, if even accidentally? Maybe she was related to those freaks?", he thinks to himself. Succus struggles to control his feelings as his heart rushes with a hint of hope. "Maybe they know something... some other string to pull and try to find where is Ishtanchuk Fazmarai..." Then a patron asks another drink, and Succus serves it professionally.. But in his mind, he starts thinking of possibilities as another kind of professional; one with a shady past and whose task and devotion are keeping The Greater Fool Bar and Ishtanchuk Fazmarai safe. The bar as his job, and the lady as a consequence of an exotic beauty and a first and last kiss... |
RAIN Arthie
The Ascended Fleet
Intrepid Crossing
332
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Posted - 2014.07.21 15:33:00 -
[2843] - Quote
RAIN Arthie of The Ascended Fleet walks into the bar with the Broker and they sit down. They look for a waitress then decide just
to take care of business first. Their business is interrupted when a Gallente prostitute sits on RAIN's lap and offers him a good
time. He glances up at her to see scars on her face. "Where are you from sweet heart?" RAIN asks. "Does it matter?" she replies
with a slight look of disbelief. "If I were you I would answer the question." the Broker interjected. "I'm from Azer sir" she replied
scared now and looking for security. "Well how would you like to be free from all of this?GÇ¥ asks RAIN with a straight face. She was
afraid to say yes as her owner was within earshot. The Broker notice that she shot a glance at the owner. GÇ£Is that the own who
owns you?GÇ¥ ask the Broker. GÇ£Yes.GÇ¥ She said now feeling sick. The Broker then stood up and asked to speak to the owner privately,
They then disappeared into a back room. The collar around her neck wore a groove into her skin and made RAIN angry. She
have been more than 20 years old. GÇ£If you choose to be free touch the implant port at the back of my head and it will unlock your
collar.GÇ¥ Rain instructed staring into her eyes. She touched the back of his head and the collar fell off. She gave RAIN a kiss and
him for his mercy. GÇ£Go jump on a freighter and get out of here.GÇ¥ RAINs words finished and she was gone. The Broker returned with
his suit coat zipped up, but the former owner was nowhere in sight. RAIN already knew what happened and he didnGÇÖt care. GÇ£Alright Mr. Broker back to business. So tell me how do I fix the EVE gate?GÇ¥
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Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
3565
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Posted - 2014.07.22 20:51:00 -
[2844] - Quote
*licking a window*
.. when everything else is gone .. |
Solecist Project
Mew Age Outpaws
3447
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Posted - 2014.07.23 10:55:00 -
[2845] - Quote
*sips coffee*
http://residentoutlaw.tumblr.com - Sniping groups of small NPCs and gankers effectively. |
Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
276
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Posted - 2014.07.24 13:34:00 -
[2846] - Quote
**META: Aaand, July 24th has come and the Focks' tenure is over. Originally was to be 30 days, then I extended it, but didn't meant to link them to the Fazmarais, as I knew that it would be short. But that, houm, wasn't possible...
They've been very fun and are quite cute girls, but after mining 200 million in ice for Yiole's comeback check, there is no reason to pay 15 euros just for posting at the forums.
I'm glad to have met the old threads and the people from Ishtanchuk's latest comeback. Keep going dudes, as everybody else I ever knew it's gone, apparently.**
Matilda Cecilia Fock watches as the robo-aides take her bags out of the appartment. Without support from Ishtanchuk Fazmarai, her pilot license is unbearable to the Ashtantan cult, and Cecilia, who's been the one using it to pilot and mine, just had enough.
As Matilda and Cecilia leave the capsuleer docklands, they can hear a drunk Amarran, singing:
Not forever on earth,
only a brief time here!
If made of jade, it fractures;
If made of gold, it ruptures,
If made of quetzal plumes, it tears.
Not forever on earth:
only a brief time here!
Q: So many well known dev's left lately, should we be worried? A: (Jester): Nope. (...) Worry a lot if Fozzie, Masterplan, Rise, Veritas, Bettik, Ytterbium, Scarpia, Arrow, or even Greyscale leaves. Worry a little if Punkturis, karkur, SoniClover, Affinity, Goliath, or Xhagen leaves.
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Yiole Gionglao
441
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Posted - 2014.08.19 21:48:00 -
[2847] - Quote
Leaning on his screen, a traffic controller waves his hand and calls his fellow coworker:
"Hey, just look at this... that ship has taken serious sh*t!"
"Which one...? Oh, the Caracal. It's an egger ship, and someone did THAT to it?
"Yay, it barely stands in one piece... sure it wasn't another egger, they never let each other go like that"
"Good for the belt rats, then. I bet the guy peed all over when they hit structure..."
In a quiet station, nobody else noticed how the hard beaten Caracal was caught by the docking beams. Its armor was crushed, the structure had collapsed at some non-critical points, and the hull was breached in a hundred places and here and there fumes and flames would exit the remnants of the ship. Only the skillfull failure resistence designed by Caldari engineers held the ship in one piece... barely.
Inside her pod, Yiole Gionglao waited as the docking procedure finished. In the virtual world of her capsule interface, the structure marker was stuck at 9%, and one of the ballistic control modules gleamed in a warning that it had taken damage. She barely had made it out, and it was all her fault. She had underestimated the mercenary fleet, for starters. Then she charged on them without accounting properly for their short-ranged but devastating blaster armament. When the load from her rapid fire launchers emptied and she had barely taken out a cruiser and a frigate, her tank was crumbling under heavy fire as a swarm of frigates orbited the Caracal. Then she almost panicked looking for a nav point to align to and flee... and even then, she didn't noticed how her afterburner still was active, and shut it down frantically as the Caracal struggled to align and accelerate into warp.
Of course, the mercenary victory was short lived. Yiole docked and refilled her shields, and then flew back and (this time) she carefully and mercilessly kitted the mercenaruies until the last of them disintegrated in a fireball. Once more, capsuleer ships showed their superiority over those with a merely human crew.
Staring at the camera drones, Yiole watched over her Caracal, named "Danger Cat". She noticed the breachs on the hull and then she figured that with all those compartments open to space, maybe the crew would had suffered casualties? Yet she couldn't know, not from inside her pod. To all effects, the crew was not a relevant bit of information for the capsuleer. They were as much a part of the ship as the weapons or the engines or the power plant.
Of course, she knew that the ships had crew. But she was used to fly miner ships, with only a skeleton crew, and who barely faced any danger beyond that posed by other capsuleers. Flying the Caracal was a different business, though. Maybe the crew had noticed the difference? She used to hunt for belt rats and prospect asteroids with the Danger Cat. Using it for actual combat missions was something new (and the almost disaster with the mercenaries proved it).
Yiole Gionglao left the ship behind as the pod was removed and transferred to a Captain's Quarters. As she showered to remove the last pod goo from her body, Yiole also tried to blank her mind from the mission and its outcome. She had developed that abbility as a part of her training to become a high class prostitute, not so many years ago, but in another life... that of a commonner aspiring to the wealth needed to become a capsuleer. Or, more precisely, to the men who had that wealth and not enough good sense to keep it away from a aspiring capsuleer with an amazing body and a beautiful face...
Clean, dry and relaxed, Yiole Gionglao started dressing up and thinking about what to have for dinner. She would order to repair the Danger Cat rather than use combat modules for the task, as a reminder of the price of mistakes. But now, everything was fine again. She just needed to ask Ishtanchuk for some advice on... Oh. Ishtanchuk...
Ishtanchuk. Yiole stumbled on that thought. She was gone out in one of her retirements, apparently. Of course, this time was as if earth had swallowed her, but then, Ish always was too introspective for her own good. She just thought too much, so maybe now she needed to retire from her fiends, too. Anyway, Indahmawar was not worried, and, what better proof could be that Ish was fine?
"Pasta, definitively", thought Yiole as she exited the CQ. Yes, she fancied some pasta... and then maybe after dinner she would try and look for information on how was doing the Danger Cat's crew. Either as a wh*re or a capsuleer, staying humane enough to connect with the inners of other human beings was an important thing to do... so said every Gallentean business guide, smirked Yiole. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2742
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Posted - 2014.08.24 21:56:00 -
[2848] - Quote
Quote:From: Gionglao, Yiole
Sent: 116.08.24
Hi, Indah.
I just moved my HQ back to Caldari space. It's been a tiring trip, 30 jumps with the Southern Comfort, but I'm finally here. Dunno if you already made it back to the Bar; now that i'm back, I may drop myself by there sooner or later... but don't tell Random. He's aleady up to a surprise, he he.
xoxo,
Yiole
PS: did you have any news about Ish? Maybe she forgot she's got friends & relatives...
Indahmawar Fazmarai left her pad on the night stand and laid back on the bed at her bedroom at the Fazmarai's family states. She had retired with the excuse to have a nap, but instead she was lying on the couch staring at the ceilign and trying to digest the bad news from her mother's health. As the doctors feared, the treatment against a tumor on her liver had affected her health, and that had depressed her even further. She already had talked about leaving her job at her company, handing it to her VP, and probably she would do it that same week. But staying home would not make her any good, as then she would have lots of spare time to focus on the slow disintegration of her health.
Not for the first time, Indahmawar silently cursed Ishtanchuk. "Why aren't you here? If you were here, we could just tell her about the clone we're growing for her... and start convincing maman to take that path. I fear that something may be wrong as that Sansha ***** has just being too smug, even as I keep paying their bribes without you... Why, why don't you answer my messages, Ishtanchuk? Why you think you're so important just to yourself?"
Indahmawar rolled on her side and tried to close her eyes and sleep, but instead she just achieved to start sobbing quietly as if she feared that someone noticed how she was also crumbling under the disgrace of her mother's disease.
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Yiole Gionglao
445
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Posted - 2014.08.30 12:33:00 -
[2849] - Quote
Yiole looked with creased eyes as the youngster finished dressing up. As the young man walked to the toilet to do his hair, Yiole moved on the bed, placing her right arm above her head on the pillow and bending slightly her right knee as to spread just a bit her tigh. Then she waited for the youngster as he exited the toilet, and when he looked at Yiole he was greeted back with a satisfied smile. The young man smiled too and admired Yiole's pose, as intended. In the dim light, Yiole's nude body gleamed in a series of full curves, her perfect creamy skin colored by a few moles, the caramel topping of her bossom and a carefully trimmed dark oval below her mound of Venus.
"You're beautiful, Yiole", said the youngster.
"You also are nice to look at, Philippe", muttered Yiole, an then she added: "And it's even nicer to be in your arms".
The young man shook his head, walking towards Yiole.
"Maybe you want some more, then?", he asked, uncertain.
"But not today", said Yiole. The guy had potential, certainly, but also needed to learn some more tricks. At least wasn't a total stupid and he was appreciative of what he had achieved after he had to try for a second night before Yiole agreed... But only once she had checked that he was not a egg-hunter who just wanted to tell a story about doing a capsuleer.
Philippe bent forward above the bed and Yiole opened her lips for him, kissing him slowly as he caressed her breast with enough passion to make Yiole wonder about his real limits. Then they separated and the young man walked towards the door. "Three good ones is enough, at least for the first time", thought Yiole, as she stood on the bed so her bossom fell into its natural position, and she noticed how Philippe struggled to remove his eyes from her as he turned around and exited the bedroom. A few seconds later, the appartment door shut with a soft metal noise, and then Philippe muttered to himself:
"What a female! Nom de dieu... What. A. Female."
Yiole stood stll for a few seconds, then she stood up and walked to the lounge, commanding the two robo-aides assigned to that appartment:
"Robo One, change the sheets. Robo Two, I'll like to have some eggnog"
Then she sat on a sofa by the bed, watching as the robo-aide made the bed with its four extendable arms. The home robot was from a premium manufacturer, and Yiole admired tis features as it moved around. As most robo-aides, it had a lower body like a thick platform, with six short articulate legs spread around. Above that heavy base, the insect-like body of the robo aide consisted of three articulate segments, and arms were mounted on shoulders spreading from the second and third ones. Above the segments there was a spheroidal head, without a face nor any visible feature other than a display on the forward side. The machine was designed to be both useful and beautiful; when resting, the arms would fold parallel to the segments, eahc lower hand holding the upper one, and the robot would look like a sort of vertical sculpture, no larger than the footprint of the lower body and with the upper elbows on its head, two meters aboved the ground.
"How lovely decadent I am becoming", thought Yiole. To her Achuran eyes, such kind of comforts was unnecessary to say the least, but then she had been ifnuenced by her Khanid friends, the Fazmarais... they were nbole women from the petty Khanid aristorcacy, and so they were used to human servants. The Fazmarais transitioned to Gallentean robo-aides effortlessly and Yiole jsut accepted them first as a eccentricity from her friends, until she found out that the private appartments from The Greater Fool Bar had two robo-aides assigned permanently to each unit. Completely spoiled, Yiole had almost stopped using Captain Quarters when she traveled and would rather hire appartments with robot service even for short stays.
Yiole drank the eggnog served by Robo Two, and it was perfect -uploading recipes on robo-aides was one of the tricks that Yiole learned from the Fazmarais, as none of them was good at cooking, unlike Yiole who could manage to follow a recipe and obtain something edible at the end.
Robo One had finished making the bed, and had figured on its own that Yiole would go to sleep, so the sheet was open; but not being commanded into proactive mode, it just had retreated to a niche on the wall and folded into rest position, rather than wait by the bed to cover Yiole.
"Good boy" thought Yiole, as she hated proactive robo-aides, programmed to learn their owner's habits and be extremely attentive. Not even the Fazmarais could bear with a proactive Gallentean robo-aide, if even because of the recurrent jokes about robo-aides doing the wrong thing and thus exposing some socially inappropiate habit of their owners.
Yiole laid on the bed and covered herself with the sheet; she felt a primal pleasure in sleeping nude after having sex, as if her body was more sensitive and intensified the sensations. Yiole smiled as the touch of the sheets stiffed her nipples, and then she touched the control that turned off all lights. In the dark, she heard a soft call from her personal pad, but she was too tired and thought that she would read the message the next morning... |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2853
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Posted - 2014.09.09 13:15:00 -
[2850] - Quote
From: Indahmawar Fazmarai
To: Succus
Matter: (Memo) Pet for sale, possible mascot for the Bar?
Houm... I agree that it would be nice to have a mascot for the Bar, but, who was its former owner?
Regards,
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Yiole Gionglao
454
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Posted - 2014.09.13 20:42:00 -
[2851] - Quote
The doors of The Greater Fool Bar opened, and some of the patrons looked at them, aware that often the finest women and all sorts of weird stuff would come in through those doors. This time, they weren't disappointed, as they saw a tall Achuran woman stepping boldy into the local. Her voluptuous figure swayed as she moved towrds the bar, and her intense blue eyes gazed from below a dark mane. Many patrons didn't knew who she was, but Succus, the barman, couldn't miss to identify her.
"Miss Gionglao, nice to see you!"
"Hi Succus, how are you doing?"
"Fine, thank you. Nice new hairstyle, miss Gionglao"
"Oh, yes, I've let it grow, just fancied how would it look..."
"It looks very good, you have a beautiful hair"
"Thank you, Succus"
"Welcome bakc, miss Gionglao. Ae you paying us a visit?"
"No, I'm going to stay for a time.. I have some business to conduct here".
"Then it's ncie that those business take to this bor again"
"Surely. Please, tlel, have you seen Laudenum Hy ayes altely?"
"Miss Hayes...? Yes, she was ehre y jsut yesterday. I havent' seen er brother ina while, though"
"Oh... Random..." Said Yiole, and her face frowned in a sorrowful expression.
"Many of the old folks are absent, actually. Like, mistress Fazmarai"
"Oh, yes, I think she's on one of her leaves... I just talked to Indahmawar some days ago and she thinks that Ishtanchuk just overworked herself before the time she moved away. But, we surely would know if anything bad had happened to her in these huh... two months, maybe?"
"Ten weeks and four days exactly, miss Gionglao", answered Succus, and his voice had a different pitch than usual. Yioel looked at Succus for a split second and wondered what was going on. Why Succus would be moved by Ishtanchuk's absence?
"Yes... well, may i ask for an Iron Monkey? And, bring it to a table, please"
Yiole Gionglao sat on a table near the door, and then pulled out her pad. She browsed the contact list and found Random McNally's entry. "Just... just...", she thought, and shadow-pinged the entry, to check whether the contact was online. A few seconds later, the pad buzzed softly and displayed a message: "Contact not available. Please, try again later".
"What!", hissed Yiole. "Contact not available? Where is this guy?"
A waitress served her drink and Yiole sippd it, before attempting another shadowping on Random. And another. And another... |
Solecist Project
9916
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Posted - 2014.09.14 09:18:00 -
[2852] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:From: Indahmawar Fazmarai
To: Succus
Matter: (Memo) Pet for sale, possible mascot for the Bar?Houm... I agree that it would be nice to have a mascot for the Bar, but, who was its former owner? Regards, I feel weirdly interested in this idea ....
... and can finally start reading a bit .... :)
(:
:) |
Eliana Eros
Priano Trans-Stellar State Services
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
28335
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Posted - 2014.09.15 20:17:00 -
[2853] - Quote
Sibyyl wrote:*licking a window*
*As window becomes cleaner, my hiding place becomes less secure.
*attempts not to panic.
*wonders if people recall me from eons ago in here.
Intrested in Null sec? Try, Priano.
Ze Goggles |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
2204
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Posted - 2014.09.15 20:59:00 -
[2854] - Quote
Ah yes, The Greater Fool Bar. The only place this station houses where they know how to serve a good beer. Or more importantly, where they serve good beer.
Ezwal walks in and to the bar, nods to the barman and orders a Draak. He nudges to the front while saying in a soft tone 'you might want to clean that window after closing time, you never know...' before strolling to the back corner.
It's been a long and weary day. As always the beer tastes good, real good.
Mmmmm, don't I know that woman from somewhere? Didn't I switch her off the router network at one time? Possibly.
But then again, that is work and this, here, now, is not.
Fingers snap. Another is already on the way.
ISD Ezwal
Captain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
47296
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Posted - 2014.09.15 21:50:00 -
[2855] - Quote
A small, black haired woman approaches Ezwal from behind.
A large scar is drawing through her face, but her yellow eyes look mesmerizing and beautiful.
Softly, she whispers into his ear:
"The minute you walked in this joint, I could see you were a man of distinction, a real big spender. Good looking, so refined- Say, wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind? "
As he turns around and stares at her confused, she giggles:
"Aww....just kidding...that was just an old song. Hehe.
So...uh.. you might not know me..
Usually, I hang around in different places and talk to different people. So many people, discontent with life and their unfulfilled wishes. People with secrets that are eating them up from the inside. Like, Jump freighter schedules. POS passwords. Anything basically. Everybody has a story- and you look like a man who has quite something to tell.
So, what's your pleasure, Sir?
My associates are incredibly powerful. We can make you rich. Kill all your enemies in a single night. Make you a legend.
Just...just think about it...I don't want to press you...."
For a very brief moment, her mouth turns into a ghoulish smile as she passes a key on the counter to Ezwal.
"This is for you.
You can keep it as a souvenir.
You can throw it away.
Or use it to unlock the door.
The door to the Bonus Room.
Just think about it- all the power that could be yours...."
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Anslo
Scope Works
12393
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Posted - 2014.09.17 11:46:00 -
[2856] - Quote
((Bump cause this **** is actually interesting/possible entry for Anslo later))
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Random McNally
Isogen 5
73285
|
Posted - 2014.09.17 12:08:00 -
[2857] - Quote
Anslo wrote:((Bump cause this **** is actually interesting/possible entry for Anslo later))
*there are stories in the background churning as we speak. Feel free to jump in at any time.*
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Anslo
Scope Works
12402
|
Posted - 2014.09.17 13:43:00 -
[2858] - Quote
((internal monologue))
Some chick talking to a bearded guy looking a bit uncomfortable over there...some broad in a skimpy get up bashing a neocomm over that way...a few other people, and none of them I know, in a place I've never been.
Perfect.
Been way too long since I just stepped outta the pod and pretended to be normal...okay maybe not that long but whatever. These new bandages they got on me are way too tight. What the hell happened to the old tech who did my wrappings? He was good at it. Whatever, they'll learn. Just walk in, eyes forward, and if anyone looks cause the bandages are creaking a bit, just ignore em and move on.
Ooooh hey that old bearded guy has Draak. I love that ****. First things first though, let's find a place out of the way. Like that nice dark cozy little booth over there. Please be empty...please be empty...YES! All mine all mine. Hello there Mr. Booth, mind if I take a load off? Why thank ya! Muuuuch better. Oh, hell there Mr. Wall, mind if I rest my back against you? Ah, you're too kind. Well hi to you too Mr. Rest-of-the-Booth-Seat! Mind if I kick my legs up to complete the perfect booth leisure position? You're the best!
Aaah...rude or not, fucks given, zero. Now...I wonder, do they have servitors here? Maybe living waiters? My place in Fed space does. Hmm...eeh, I could go up and get a drink, but **** that I'll see if someone comes to me first to take an order. I'll just kick back, relax, and give a nasty look to anyone trying to take a seat.
Nice to be at a place where no one knows me, at least.
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Bagrat Skalski
Poseidaon
2828
|
Posted - 2014.09.17 15:33:00 -
[2859] - Quote
A large group of drunken Caldari light marines enter the bar, but they are swiftly rounded up by a gray haired, old man that walked after them. This way you morons - he say, and they all get out swearing.
http://i.minus.com/ibeZ0sJewvDMBN.gif =ƒÿü |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
639
|
Posted - 2014.09.17 17:13:00 -
[2860] - Quote
Jailbreak, Part II
Sam looked up after Random explained his plan with a gimlet stare. He was not the only one in the conspiritorial little group. "Are you serious?" he asked, his voice level; not giving away any hints of concern. "That happens to be the dumbest idea I've ever heard."
"It's complex, yes," responded Random with a broad grin, "but they wont expect it."
"It's still idiotic.", Sam replied levelly.
"So, you're out?" Random asked.
"Oh, hell no. It's idiotic, but sounds like fun." Sam replied easily. "It's the brightest bit of fun I've had in a while."
Lailyana stepped from her room dressed similarly to Laud. She fidgeted in her blouse and skirt and walked a little uncertainly on the heels she wore. She moved fairly gracefully across the room and was careful to use uncertain motions to her advantage. Several of the male patrons of the bar turned her way to watch. She stepped up to the group, blew an imaginary wisp of her short hair from her face and glowered at Laudenum.
"Are you sure you don't have a live plasma duct you'd rather I crawl in?" she asked, balling her fists indignantly on her hips. "It would certainly be more comfortable."
"You look fine, Lail." Laud assured. "This will last a couple of hours at most." She motioned to her own outfit and looked at Lailyana with a grimace. "Do you think I dress like this often?"
The two redheads looked at each other seriously for a moment and burst into respective grins. Laud glanced at the Bar's wall chronograph and turned to Random. "We're within the time parameter." she said, all hints of the shared moment of humor melting away.
Random looked at the chrono to confirm and glanced back at Laudenum. He nodded and added "Go ahead and send the signal." Laud turned away and held up a local comm channel communicator and began to speak. Random turned back and looked at the gathered group. With a quick glance at Laud, he said "Ok everyone, please touch the blue stone on the rings you were given." He brought up his right hand and spun the ring on his finger until the blue stone was facing upwards. "We have about an hour for the first part of this so lets get the show on the road."
His voice trailed off in a grunt of pain as his face began to change shape...
Continued... |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
2934
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Posted - 2014.09.17 19:52:00 -
[2861] - Quote
(meta: This Jailbreak story is a follow up of an older one... I think you can get updated by starting from this message: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=3991286#post3991286 )
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
3161
|
Posted - 2014.09.17 19:52:10 -
[2862] - Quote
(meta: This Jailbreak story is a follow up of an older one... I think you can get updated by starting from this message: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=3991286#post3991286 )
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! Ingame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar
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Random McNally
Isogen 5
73482
|
Posted - 2014.09.17 19:59:00 -
[2863] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Correct, thanks Indah!
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Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Random McNally
Isogen 5
80973
|
Posted - 2014.09.17 19:59:22 -
[2864] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Correct, thanks Indah!
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
In Game Channel HighDragChat
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Anslo
Scope Works
13323
|
Posted - 2014.09.22 13:57:00 -
[2865] - Quote
((Bump to encourage others to get involved))
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Anslo
Scope Works
19917
|
Posted - 2014.09.22 13:57:31 -
[2866] - Quote
((Bump to encourage others to get involved))
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
692
|
Posted - 2014.09.24 17:18:00 -
[2867] - Quote
Jailbreak, Part next...
The small group exited the bar and began a circuitous route through the lesser used passages to the hangar bays. The moved unobtrusively through the hangar and took shelter under a luxury yacht parked on the landing zone. Random led the group under the liner and moved to the underside ramp. Everyone, at that time, was told to press the green stone on the rings they wore. Several of the covert band looked wide eyed as the nanite injection started altering their appearance.
Laudenum and Lailyana's hair and eyebrows changed to a sleek stark black and their exposed skin darkened to a more olive complexion. Sam's beard and hair turned a reddish-blonde while Random actually grew short curled blond locks. The most radical change occured to Indahmawar who's naturally sleek black hair transformed in a wave to a lustrous white. She looked with horror at Laudenum as her cascade of hair changed before her eyes.
"Explain again why this is necessary." Sam hissed through clenched teeth, spasms of tension moving across his forehead in rippling waves.
"Cover." Random said with tension of his own. "Everything here is recorded. If the security office is worth anything, they will look into the appearance of a gaggle of lawyers. We appear to be from the yacht." he said, gesturing to the ship they hid under. "Hopefully, our presence will cause enough of a stir that they wont check too closely." He finshed, his breath coming easier.
"Ok, but Dewey, Screwem and HoweGäó?" Sam said, shaking of the last effects of the nanite transformation. "Lawyers. And the worst and nastiest of the whole lot."
"The real salesperson in all of this will be Indah." Laud said, chiming in. "She has to pull off being Shurika Sage, the legendary Ice Queen of the firm. She will be the closest to the real power of the firm that anyone will ever meet."
Indah looked up with pale blue eyes the color of a winter sky at midday. "What if I cannot do it?" she asked, almost meekly.
Laudenum rested a hand gently on Indah's shoulder. "This will be easy." Laud said with a reassuring smile. "Just remember never raise your voice, don't show anything close to an emotion and for nebula's sake, do not smile."
"Perhaps I can survive in hard vacuum as well?" Indah asked, a hint of nervous humor in her voice.
"Get it all out now." Laud said with a sly smile. "You don't even want to associate humor with Shurika Sage." She turned to the gathered group catching each eye in turn. "Sage is mean as a pit viper. She keeps two assistants, " Laud motioned to herself and Lailyana, "and two muscle." she finished by gesturing at Sam and Random. "She speaks softly, but with power. People who had dealings with the firm know that if you cross Sage, your life, your family's life and the lives of anyone you know, are over." She turned a hard look on Indahmawar. "Cold. Emotionless. Power." Laud said seriously. "You can do this. Thirty minutes tops."
The group formed up a half circle around Indah and strode from under the yacht with purpose. The moved with authority to the lifts that would take them to the security offices.
"How do you know all this?" Lail whispered to Laud as they walked.
"I briefly dated a junior partner." Laud whispered back.
The group looked concerned as Indahmawar, walking regally just in front of the group, worked to suppress a fit of giggles. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1000
|
Posted - 2014.09.24 17:18:09 -
[2868] - Quote
Jailbreak, Part next...
The small group exited the bar and began a circuitous route through the lesser used passages to the hangar bays. The moved unobtrusively through the hangar and took shelter under a luxury yacht parked on the landing zone. Random led the group under the liner and moved to the underside ramp. Everyone, at that time, was told to press the green stone on the rings they wore. Several of the covert band looked wide eyed as the nanite injection started altering their appearance.
Laudenum and Lailyana's hair and eyebrows changed to a sleek stark black and their exposed skin darkened to a more olive complexion. Sam's beard and hair turned a reddish-blonde while Random actually grew short curled blond locks. The most radical change occured to Indahmawar who's naturally sleek black hair transformed in a wave to a lustrous white. She looked with horror at Laudenum as her cascade of hair changed before her eyes.
"Explain again why this is necessary." Sam hissed through clenched teeth, spasms of tension moving across his forehead in rippling waves.
"Cover." Random said with tension of his own. "Everything here is recorded. If the security office is worth anything, they will look into the appearance of a gaggle of lawyers. We appear to be from the yacht." he said, gesturing to the ship they hid under. "Hopefully, our presence will cause enough of a stir that they wont check too closely." He finshed, his breath coming easier.
"Ok, but Dewey, Screwem and HoweGäó?" Sam said, shaking of the last effects of the nanite transformation. "Lawyers. And the worst and nastiest of the whole lot."
"The real salesperson in all of this will be Indah." Laud said, chiming in. "She has to pull off being Shurika Sage, the legendary Ice Queen of the firm. She will be the closest to the real power of the firm that anyone will ever meet."
Indah looked up with pale blue eyes the color of a winter sky at midday. "What if I cannot do it?" she asked, almost meekly.
Laudenum rested a hand gently on Indah's shoulder. "This will be easy." Laud said with a reassuring smile. "Just remember never raise your voice, don't show anything close to an emotion and for nebula's sake, do not smile."
"Perhaps I can survive in hard vacuum as well?" Indah asked, a hint of nervous humor in her voice.
"Get it all out now." Laud said with a sly smile. "You don't even want to associate humor with Shurika Sage." She turned to the gathered group catching each eye in turn. "Sage is mean as a pit viper. She keeps two assistants, " Laud motioned to herself and Lailyana, "and two muscle." she finished by gesturing at Sam and Random. "She speaks softly, but with power. People who had dealings with the firm know that if you cross Sage, your life, your family's life and the lives of anyone you know, are over." She turned a hard look on Indahmawar. "Cold. Emotionless. Power." Laud said seriously. "You can do this. Thirty minutes tops."
The group formed up a half circle around Indah and strode from under the yacht with purpose. They moved with authority to the lifts that would take them to the security offices.
"How do you know all this?" Lail whispered to Laud as they walked.
"I briefly dated a junior partner." Laud whispered back.
The group looked concerned as Indahmawar, walking regally just in front of the group, worked to suppress a fit of giggles.
(to be continued...more) |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
697
|
Posted - 2014.09.25 15:01:00 -
[2869] - Quote
Jailbreak. Part yetsomemore
Indahmawar led the group past the outer security doors and into the main offices. If it weren't for the security operative sitting at the desk, she may have led them all the way to the holding cells.
"Um...excuse me! Who are you people?" the operative stammered. Then, having remembered his training added more sternly, "You are not allowed in the holding cell area without an escort." The operative, having found his backbone, stood and began drawing his sidearm. His other hand poised over the alarm.
Indah stopped in place with her back to the operative. She cast a quick glance at Laudenum who took the cue. As Laud turned, she smiled tightly and stepped up to the desk. She had been very careful to make sure her blouse was borderline naughty, per Random's instructions, and was inwardly pleased when the guard glanced at her face, down to her cleavage, made the circuit again before locking his eyes to hers.
Laudenum smiled inwardly. She felt she had him.
"Officer," she began, "we are the legal council from Dewey, Screwem and HoweGäó sent to look in on our client, Matokin Lemant" She turned and gestured to Indahmawar. "This is his council, Shurika Sage."
Indah turned slowly to face the desk officer with an expressionless porcelain face. She glanced unconcerned at Sam and Random who had a taken defensive posture should the officer draw a weapon. With barely an acknowledgement to her "muscle", she locked her gaze on the guard and glided determinedly to the desk. "I am here to see my client." Indah said, her voice clear and barely above a whisper. "Make happen what you must but understand," she said, her wintery eyes narrowing, "I am not accustomed to waiting."
"Do you have identification, ma'am?" the guard asked, shaken but holding his professionalism.
Indah's icy stare flicked to Laudenum who was unlocking a metallic valise. She produced the coded chip and handed it to the officer. The man shied his gaze away from Indahmawar and fumbled the identity chip into the reader. He turned to look at his screen and read quickly through the information. Skimming much to quickly to be thorough, he removed the chip and handed it back to Laudenum.
"It appears all is in order, Miss Sage. If you will give me a moment, I will summon an agent to escort you and your party to the holding area."
Indah hissed serpentlike in annoyance just loud enough to be heard but was enough to spur the guard to haste. As she turned away from the desk, her eyes locked on Random's and went wide in excitement. She returned immediately to the cold glare and Random stifled the pride at Indah's performance.
As Laudenum returned to Indahmawar's side, returning the identity chip to it's place in the valise, the woosh of the door opening caught her off guard. She spun and bumped into the chest of the agent summoned to escort them. Off balance on her heels, Laud tumbled to the deck in a sprawl. Cursing silently, she gathered up her dignity but froze when her eyes met the escort's eyes. He was the same man who was in the cell guarding Lemant when she was in earlier. A flash of fear coursed through her at the idea that he may recognize her.
"I'm so sorry." the man said, "I'm Agent Curran. Here, let me help you." Curran squatted down to help Laud but Lailyana, noticing Laud's tension, moved quicker. Agent Curran gave the two his most dazzling smile and stayed crouched.
His survey of Laudenum and Lailyana was cut short when Indahmawar glided up to him cutting his line of sight. He looked up to her face and saw that her gaze was held down the hallway that the Agent had come from. A dozen heartbeats ticked by when Indah slowly shifted her gaze to the crouching agent and in a voice like frostbite said, "If you are finished flirting with my assistants, would you be so kind as to take us to my client?"
Agent Curran's smile wilted as he stood. "Of course, ma'am. Right away."
(to be more continued...) |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1000
|
Posted - 2014.09.25 15:01:58 -
[2870] - Quote
Jailbreak. Part yetsomemore
Indahmawar led the group past the outer security doors and into the main offices. If it weren't for the security operative sitting at the desk, she may have led them all the way to the holding cells.
"Um...excuse me! Who are you people?" the operative stammered. Then, having remembered his training added more sternly, "You are not allowed in the holding cell area without an escort." The operative, having found his backbone, stood and began drawing his sidearm. His other hand poised over the alarm.
Indah stopped in place with her back to the operative. She cast a quick glance at Laudenum who took the cue. As Laud turned, she smiled tightly and stepped up to the desk. She had been very careful to make sure her blouse was borderline naughty, per Random's instructions, and was inwardly pleased when the guard glanced at her face, down to her cleavage, made the circuit again before locking his eyes to hers.
Laudenum smiled inwardly. She felt she had him.
"Officer," she began, "we are the legal council from Dewey, Screwem and HoweGäó sent to look in on our client, Matokin Lemant" She turned and gestured to Indahmawar. "This is his council, Shurika Sage."
Indah turned slowly to face the desk officer with an expressionless porcelain face. She glanced unconcerned at Sam and Random who had a taken defensive posture should the officer draw a weapon. With barely an acknowledgement to her "muscle", she locked her gaze on the guard and glided determinedly to the desk. "I am here to see my client." Indah said, her voice clear and barely above a whisper. "Make happen what you must but understand," she said, her wintery eyes narrowing, "I am not accustomed to waiting."
"Do you have identification, ma'am?" the guard asked, shaken but holding his professionalism.
Indah's icy stare flicked to Laudenum who was unlocking a metallic valise. She produced the coded chip and handed it to the officer. The man shied his gaze away from Indahmawar and fumbled the identity chip into the reader. He turned to look at his screen and read quickly through the information. Skimming much to quickly to be thorough, he removed the chip and handed it back to Laudenum.
"It appears all is in order, Miss Sage. If you will give me a moment, I will summon an agent to escort you and your party to the holding area."
Indah hissed serpentlike in annoyance just loud enough to be heard but was enough to spur the guard to haste. As she turned away from the desk, her eyes locked on Random's and went wide in excitement. She returned immediately to the cold glare and Random stifled the pride at Indah's performance.
As Laudenum returned to Indahmawar's side, returning the identity chip to it's place in the valise, the woosh of the door opening caught her off guard. She spun and bumped into the chest of the agent summoned to escort them. Off balance on her heels, Laud tumbled to the deck in a sprawl. Cursing silently, she gathered up her dignity but froze when her eyes met the escort's eyes. He was the same man who was in the cell guarding Lemant when she was in earlier. A flash of fear coursed through her at the idea that he may recognize her.
"I'm so sorry." the man said, "I'm Agent Curran. Here, let me help you." Curran squatted down to help Laud but Lailyana, noticing Laud's tension, moved quicker. Agent Curran gave the two his most dazzling smile and stayed crouched.
His survey of Laudenum and Lailyana was cut short when Indahmawar glided up to him cutting his line of sight. He looked up to her face and saw that her gaze was held down the hallway that the Agent had come from. A dozen heartbeats ticked by when Indah slowly shifted her gaze to the crouching agent and in a voice like frostbite said, "If you are finished flirting with my assistants, would you be so kind as to take us to my client?"
Agent Curran's smile wilted as he stood. "Of course, ma'am. Right away."
(to be more continued...) |
Random McNally
Isogen 5
74964
|
Posted - 2014.09.25 17:21:00 -
[2871] - Quote
*bumped to show that there has been progress*
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Random McNally
Isogen 5
80973
|
Posted - 2014.09.25 17:21:13 -
[2872] - Quote
*bumped to show that there has been progress*
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
In Game Channel HighDragChat
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
2958
|
Posted - 2014.09.25 18:56:00 -
[2873] - Quote
Meta: (In a cold, frosty voice) I am pleased by your performance so far, Mr. McNally
(bursts in giggles until her face turns cherry red)
The Greater Fool Bar-áis now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden!-áIngame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
3161
|
Posted - 2014.09.25 18:56:54 -
[2874] - Quote
Meta: (In a cold, frosty voice) I am pleased by your performance so far, Mr. McNally
(bursts in giggles until her face turns cherry red)
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! Ingame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar
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Samoth Egnoled
43971
|
Posted - 2014.10.16 07:58:00 -
[2875] - Quote
Random: I am reading what you are typing, but hectic time is hectic time at the moment. So feel free to use Sam as you need to.
Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Samoth Egnoled
44372
|
Posted - 2014.10.16 07:58:18 -
[2876] - Quote
Random: I am reading what you are typing, but hectic time is hectic time at the moment. So feel free to use Sam as you need to.
Stare at the shadows for long enough, and they will become what you imagine them to be.
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WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
104
|
Posted - 2014.10.17 19:12:00 -
[2877] - Quote
I'll have All The Things, please... |
WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1453
|
Posted - 2014.10.17 19:12:30 -
[2878] - Quote
I'll have All The Things, please...
A.K.A Hodor Von Grootenberg
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
3161
|
Posted - 2014.10.29 20:21:09 -
[2879] - Quote
*turns on video jukebox*
Huh, what are these guys talking about? And why is this tune so catchy?
*start singings "predator, predator", albeit it sounds more like "pedashor, pedashor" with her lovely Khanid accent*
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! Ingame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar
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Yiole Gionglao
459
|
Posted - 2014.10.31 10:26:20 -
[2880] - Quote
*Yiole Gionglao gets into the bar, then she listens someone singing*
"Em a pedashor, pedashor..."
"Indah, did I ever tell you that your accent goes crazy when you're singing?"
"Pedashor, peda... Yiole! You here!"
Indahmawar Fazmarai runs to Yiole and they embrace, none minding how Indah's head just crushes Yiole's bosom as the Achuran lady is quite taller than the Khanid cutie.
"Yiole, I didn't knew you were here at the bar", says Indah.
"Well, i think I've been here since before you returned from your home, but I've been mining a lot and doing stuff so I haven't had much time to be here..."
"Oh, yes, I've returned a week ago... nobody warned me that you were around. Do you have news on Random?"
"No, not exactly... I've been questioning Laudenum but she just said something about probing for wormholes... I don't hink he's hiding in a wormhole, but, who knows. He does the craziest stuff..."
"Well, looks like everyone aroudn just does their best to leaves us alone...", answers Indahmawar.
"So there's no enws on Ish yet...?"
"No, We're alone, apparently. But, let's not talk about the awol epople... you said you've been mining? Come and take a seat!"
The friends seat to a table by the bar, and Yiole starts explainign her latest busienss to Indah. How she's been mining space ices, first in Minmatarr space and how she's moved to Caldari space.
"Also, I've started running some misisons for standing, you know"
"Wow, I never thought you were into combat misisons..."
"Neither me, but they'rre excitign, in their way. anyway I am not ish, I don't mind that violence later. I can just mine ice and chat with the miners and relax afterwards..."
"That sounds nice. May not be the most glamurous business in space but mining keeps the wheels turning for all those pod warriors who just love to see stuff burn"
"Right. Anyway, I made a remap some weeks ago, as I've planned to train for more ships. I really hope to fly a freighter someday"
"Capital ships, that's serious stuff"
"Yes it is, but then sometimes you just need a lot of hauling space"
"So you took a remap... I never did it"
"It's completely harmless. They just plug you and a few minutes later you don't notice anything dfiferent, just that the skills progress faster."
Yiole looks at Indah, appreciating her new dress, adn then comments:
"I see that you made good use of those aruums I got for our license..."
"Oh yes, thank you! There are some nice clothes in offer now, just for capsuleers. But, you don't look bad neither."
"Heh, don't look bad? Well, maybe you don't pay attention, but I've noticed something. Apparently i'm gaining weight no matter what I do and... well... also my boobs are just starting to sag. Or so I feel."
Inbdah looks at Yioles' bosom, but can't notice anything unusal. She's always been a large woman and Indah knows that Yiole's bosom can't defy gravity better than any other, but also knows that it looks great and men love it as much as women envy it. After years of friendship, it's the first time Indah hears Yiole complaining about her size.
"Well, they look right, from here"
"Because I'm wearing a bra, but I tell you... i just had to move to a larger cup and that extra weight is all going down"
Inbdah smirks and says, playfully:
"But, you've taking your shot, right?", and then she giggles.
"My shot...? What...? Oh, you're mean! I'm not pregnant!", says Yiole, blushing and then bursting in laughs.
"Sorry, but I just found it funny... gaining weight and boobs and you all so worried..."
"Well, I am worried. I don't like that my body haves its own ideas. Actually..."
"Yes?"
"Well, I've been thinking about having a clone resculpt..."
"A clone resculpt! But, how will you look after?"
"Don't get too carried, I would just... you know... remove some of the fat, rebuild some of the muscle I've been losing with all those years in pod, and put my boobies back where they used to be"
"Well, if you want to... but I never figured that you were vain.. i mean not in a silly way, but, well..."
"Yes, i know. I've always tried to look good, specially to take out the planetary miner crust. But I haven't seen Random in..."
"OH!", shouted Indah, involuntarely
"Yes, yes. I'm stupid. I have no reason... no objective reason... to worry about that. But I feel I hurt him when I quit the way I did, and then if he sees me... decaying... well.."
"Oh, oh... I think i know..."
"Yes, don't worry. You're young and aging is not an issue to you. But hey, I'm 31 and this clone hasn't been updated in 5 years. And all in all, aren't we immortal?"
"Our body shells are. But I don't think our minds are ready for that"
"Oh my, that was SO Ishtanchuk!", said Yiole, smiling.
"OK, let's shift matters, then."
Indah tilted forward and lowered her voice to a whisper, then said: "You said you aren't pregnant. But, that's because of the shot, or because there's no chance...?", and then Indah blinked. Yiole looked at her and blinked back, and then she also lowered her voice and they started talking about other matters... |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2014.10.31 12:28:00 -
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Laudenum bursts through the door and sprints to her rented room in the bar, long legs eating the distance. Indah and Yiole look up from their conversation their eyes widen when they recognize Laud and what has become of her. Both gasp at the dramatic change.
Laud, in mid stride, sees the expression and screeches to a halt, nearly knocking over a chair as she grabs it for balance.
"Laudenum...." Yiole manages to say
"What..." Indahmawar stumbles out.
Laud blushes as she realizes that her friends are speechless. "It's, uh, a celebration for the dead." she says awkwardly. "Dont worry, I'll be back to myself in no time." Laud smiles her bright cheery smile but realizes that it only looks eerie and ghastly on her 'modified' face.
She rushes to Yiole and hugs her sisterly. "Congratulations!" she said but Yiole gave her a look of confusion.
"I heard you were pregnant!" Laud said as Yiole's eyes widened for a second time.
"Have to run! Besides, you need to hear the rest of my Jailbreak story!" Laud sprinted back to her quarters leaving Yiole fuming and blushing. |
Yiole Gionglao
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Posted - 2014.10.31 13:17:05 -
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"Oh, won't you stop THAT", says Yiole, as Indahamwar giggles histerically. Butt he imrpesisona fter seeing LuAudenum's special face and the misconcpetion about Yiole's state si too much for Indahmawar and she eventually bursts in laughs, shaking and being as she holds her sides...
"Won't you keep some dignity", says Yiole, indignant and blushing. Then she sees Twinkle, the bar's weird assitant, walking to her with his smiela nd the usual tilted head. "No, this can't...", thinks Yiole, but not fast enough to avoid Twinkle embracing her and saying:
"Oh Miss Gionglao! What good news! A little Gionglao! Can I touch your belly...?"
"Stop!, stop! I need to go to the rest room now", moans Indahamwar before she rushes to the toilets, avoiding a flock of waitresses who also want to congratulate Yiole...
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Anslo
Scope Works
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Posted - 2014.10.31 14:52:23 -
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The hell was that noise? What's all the rushing? I better check it out.
OK just peep over the top of the booth, don't draw attention to yourself. Someone might wanna sit down. But then maybe a sneer would chase em off? Oh totally that'll work. Perfect plan. Smooth Anslo, smoo-what the **** who's that scary chick??? Oh nice legs though...wait and now she's gone? Wait, why is everyone hugging that busty chick from before? Now everyone's walking to her? Oh crap is she in trouble?
Naw she's blushing...Eh, she looks ok, maybe embarrassed. Man she is actually kind of hot. Not bad. But what the hell is going on with all these people?
...did I hear pregnant? Weird. Oh well, back to my booth.
Aaah, much better...and no one's come over. Perfect. Quiet. Relaxation...
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2014.11.04 08:51:20 -
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Crashing into the door and propping himself up against the door, Sam tried to focus his vision as he prepared to stumble to the bar. His pristine white shirt was now covered in blood stains and unbuttoned to apply bandages to the torso, blood could be seen seeping through and from his pale sweaty gaze it was clear he should be in a medical facility.
*coughs* Arrggghh!! FffGǪ. He let out a yelp as he attempted to clear his throat. Stumbling towards the bar slowly but surely, he dropped his blazer on the floor and stared at it for a few seconds. Realising if he were to bend down to pick it up he probably wouldn't get back up again, he pressed on wards eventually making it to the end of the bar and slumped on a bar stool next to the wall. He grabs the attention of the barman and simply raises a finger to indicate "one please"
Stare at the shadows for long enough, and they will become what you imagine them to be.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2014.11.16 23:07:46 -
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(meta)
After some 25 days, I've finished the first draft of the second part of Ishtanchuk's shooting story. It seats comfortably at 10,000+ words and stil is just a draft... but at least, it's done and everything I wanted to tell has been put in place. Hang me if I know how it ended up being so difficult...
(/meta)
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Yiole Gionglao
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Posted - 2014.11.23 14:59:11 -
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"It's a bit eerie", giggled Yiole, nervously.
"Many of our customers say the same, madame. The first times at least"
Yiole looked into the cloning vat, where she was laying... a copy of herself, at least; a fresh, inactive clone. The vat had a small projector unit so she could compare her current self to the real piece of meat waiting to receive her consciousness, if she wanted.
The differences were subtle. A bit less fat. A bit more muscle. Some lines were softer, others were more marked. One more size of breast, with the same cup. Greater tension on the ligaments for a firmer and higher bosom. The line of her neck was different too; a bit thinner, at the expense of some of the muscle. The same face... maybe a bit thinner, with a more homogenous skin color as no sunlight had ever touched it. It was Yiole Gionglao, Mk II. Still as tall and muscular and voluptuous, with a creamy, perfect skin.
"So, how we do it?"
"If you like your new clone, we can transfer your mind on the spot. Just pay our fees and take that empty clone vat. We will plug you in, check everythign and will transfer you into the new clone. It's harmless and safe"
"Do I need to undress?"
"Only enough to show your plugs. We already ordered a new set of clothes with your new size. You can kepe the old clothes if you ant to, otherwise they will be incinerated along with the old clone"
Yiole felt a shiver down her spine. Of corse, any reputable cloninh facility would assure that the original disposed clones weren't recycled as biomass, but the idea of incineration triggered a primal fear in Yiole. What if the procedure failed? What if she was wetgraved, and then cremated, with her consciousness still alive...?
"As a formality, we'll need you to authorize manually the euthanization of the old clone", said the woman from the cloning faiclity, as if she had read Yiole's thoughts. Of course. The old clone was euthanized...
Yiole took a decission and then the procedure was quite fast. Just twenty minutes later, Yiole Giongla was inside the clone vat, dressed in undergarments and waiting for the lid as it closed on her. Fresh air entered the vat as a breeze, carrying a slight floral scent.
"Carnations", thought Yiole. It smelled of carnations... and it was very soothing.
"There is a little neural agent in the air flow, mistress Gionglao, to assist you relaxing for the procedure. Please wait for three minutes now"
Time passed and Yiole relaxed. She could see a TV screen above her, showing a beautful scene of green rolling hills and a sky dotted with white fluffy clouds. The clouds moved slowly across the sky, pushed by a gentle breeze. Yiole relaxed and then the cloning technician spoke again:
"Please mistress Gionglao, we need you to authorize the euthanization procedure. Can you read the text on the lid of the vat?"
The text was proejcted ont h eldi and Yiole read it aloud:
"I authorize the procedure to transfer my mind to a new clone, whose specifications are fully as agreed. The current clone unit I am using now will be euthanized during he procedure and I understand the minimal risks involved in transfering my mind to a new clone. I understand that the procedure will start when I answer to the technician."
"Are you ready, mistres Gionglao?"
"Is this the final question?"
"No. Are you ready?"
"Yes, I am"
"Plesee, answer: do you want to proceed with the clone transfer?"
"Yes, I want"
Then Yiole noticed a enormous ease of mind, flooding her from every direction and every sense as her eyes watched beauty without seeing, her ears listened love words without hearing, her nose smelled the finest fragance, her tongue tasted sweetness and her skin flooded her in a myriad caresses. She wanted to express her awe in such peacefulness, but then something dark swallowed her.
Outside of the vat, a counter increased to 100% in less than ten seconds, and the cloning vats rotated so the new clone was now in the same position as the old one. The technicians waited for the authomated procedure as all checks were performed and returned green lights, then the chief specialist checked twice that every reading was within nominal, and typed on a keyboard the words: "Come to life".
Yiole opened her eyes. The air smelled of carnations and she missed the unnatural ease of mind from a second ago. She waited as the lid of the cloning vat opened, and then she sat on it. She felt the weight from her bosom dropping as she was not wearing anything. Then she realized that shew was inside of her new body, but couldn't notice any difference. A robo-aide entered the cloning room with some clothes; the same apparel Yiole was wearing when she had entered the facility. Nobody said nor did anything as she dressed, and then she exited the room and was welcome by the same technician as before.
"You look magnificent, madame", said the commoner.
"Thank you. It's been a pleasure and you've carried out the procedure perfectly"
"We take pride of our job, madame. We are specially fond of our disconnection procedure. Just one last question and we will not bother you further: Do you want to bid farewell to your former clone?"
Yiole thought for a few seconds, but decided that it would be a little too creepy. She was she. That body was hers as much as the other. Why bother with a discarded shell?
"No, I don't want to. I'm in a bit of a hurry, actually...", she lied.
Then Yiole Gionglao walked towards the exit, striding her new legs which just felt as the old ones; and not even the clothes, one size larger both at the chest and hips, felt any different. With a hint of pride, she wondered whther anyone would notice her new figure, and also she damned Random McNally for being absent... |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2014.12.04 15:52:07 -
[2887] - Quote
...continued from Jailbreak yetsomemore....
Laud tipped her glass up, draining the last of the contents. She grimaced as the harsh liquor assaulted her palate but smiled as the warmth glided through her. She set the tumbler gently on the table and closed her eyes blissfully.
GÇ£What, are you going to leave us hanging?GÇ¥
The sentence ushered in a choir of complaints that stretched a grin on the wicked redheadGÇÖs face. She reached back on to the table and grasped the empty glass. She rocked it noisily against the surface of the table; the heavy GÇÿclack clackGÇÖ cutting through the din of her audience. She opened her eyes and beamed as the collected group of servers in the bar began tossing tip money onto the center of the table. Fair Angelina gathered the collected funds with a mock withering look and walked up to the bar.
Laud waited patiently as she returned with another bottle of dark liquor. She refilled LaudenumGÇÖs glass with a practiced polite smile and resumed her seat at the table. GÇ£So, what happened next?GÇ¥ she said as she settled in.
Laud raised the refilled glass making a production of sniffing and inspecting the contents. Her shrewd look drew jeers and thrown debris from the assembled group. GǣOk , ok, ok!Gǥ Laudenum said, her hands raised to placate the assembly. GǣThe rest of the storyGǪGǥ, she paused to gulp a mouthful of the liquor as her audience quieted to listen.
Agent Matokin Lemant looked up as the door to the room opened sharply. He saw the cocky expression of Agent Curran a moment before a large blonde man in a suit shouldered him out of the way. GÇ£Thug or idiot, heGÇÖs way too obvious.GÇ¥ Matokin thought to himself as he watched the man scan the room. He smirked as Curran tried to reestablish control only to turn and stare into the chin of the largest Caldari he had ever seen. Lemant glanced back to the blonde thug. He was watching Lemant over the rims of the darkened glasses. GÇ£Those eyesGǪGÇ¥
The thought shot through him but decades of training asserted itself and his face betrayed no emotion. GÇ£ItGÇÖs McNally. Things are happening.GÇ¥ He began to draw tension into his body, preparing to react to whatever the Matari had cooked up.
Matokin locked eye contact with Random and nodded slightly. The Matari returned the nod and side stepped to clear the door. A shapely blonde was now standing next to the big Caldari. Did he know her from the bar? He heard her flirting with the idiot Agent about where her eyes were in relation to her breasts, but his nervous glances were to the big man in the suit. Another blonde, tall and shapely, entered the room escorting a tiny white haired woman. The little woman was porcelain and he was sure heGÇÖd never seen her before but the tall womanGǪ
If McNally was here, that had to be Laudenum Hayes. He smiled inwardly.
The white haired woman stopped opposite of Lemant and eyed him icily. GÇ£Secure the room.GÇ¥ She hissed in a whisper.
The flirt spun away from Agent Curran and lithely entered the room but completely drew the agentGÇÖs attention. When the big Caldari yanked the door from his hand, the look of shock nearly sent Matokin into spasms of laughter.
GǣUhGǪ.wait!Gǥ Curran stammered to the big man. GǣProtocol states that an agent must be present.Gǥ His backbone had returned quickly as he called on his precious protocol, wearing it like a suit of armor.
A hissing snarl erupted in the room as if from a great hunting cat. Lemant and all the conspirators turned to look at the tiny white haired woman. She turned slowly to the door and Agent Curran; eyes narrowed but with an intensity that would liquidate flesh.
GÇ£I am counsel and my discussions with my client are private.GÇ¥ She hissed venomously. GÇ£Leave.GÇ¥ Her voice raised only slightly but with the sound of authority.
Agent Curran stood gawking a mere heartbeat too long when Sam placed a huge hand on his chest, shoved him into the hallway and closed the door.
Indahmawar shuddered and turned to Random. GÇ£Please, letGÇÖs finish this quickly. I nearly wet myself.GÇ¥
Indah walked past the gathered group listening to Laudenum tell the Jailbreak story. She cleared her throat lightly which immediately drew the attention of her employees, and not without a few looks of awe.
GÇ£I did not say that to Random.GÇ¥ She said calmly but with her hands on her hips.
GÇ£Poetic license, mGÇÖdear.GÇ¥ Laudenum said with the hint of a slur. GÇ£Every good storyteller has one.GÇ¥ She jammed a hand into a pocket and said GÇ£Here, lemme show you mine.GÇ¥
GÇ£Miss Hayes,GÇ¥ Indah snapped icily, GÇ£if you are going to distract my staff with your story, do so quickly. They have work to do.GÇ¥ She glared at Laudenum in silence and suddenly burst into a fit of giggles.
As the tension drained, one of the enthralled busboys chimed up, GÇ£CGÇÖmon Miss Hayes, what happened next?GÇ¥
Laudenum refilled her glass from the rapidly emptying bottle. GǣThisGǪGǥ she said, squinting and drinking deeply, Gǣis where things get crazy.Gǥ
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Samoth Egnoled
46749
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Posted - 2014.12.05 08:49:40 -
[2888] - Quote
Great read... Please dont make us wait months for the next addition. Gÿ¦
Stare at the shadows for long enough, and they will become what you imagine them to be.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2014.12.05 13:59:36 -
[2889] - Quote
Samoth Egnoled wrote:Great read... Please dont make us wait months for the next addition. Gÿ¦
Rumor has it a that *someone* is preparing to dump 10,000+ words worth of story here *cough*
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
3351
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Posted - 2014.12.08 10:07:33 -
[2890] - Quote
Falling Star, Part Two: The Hall
She opened her eyes, but couldn't see anything; all was black around her. Focusing her eyes, she started seeing a faint glow, and slowly it shaped into an indirect light overhead. Overhead... where? Ishtanchuk Fazmarai struggled to remember. She was... she was in a corridor, in a station, and someone was shooting at her. Then she had done something... and then she was suffocating. She could see her own blood under her and there was pain in her chest. Now she tried to stand on her arms and raise her head, but they were weak and heavy, and she fell back on the bed. What was that place? There was a tube inside her mouth and it discommoded her throat... was she intubated?
Maybe she was in a hospital. But that made no sense. She was a capsuleer, and whatever happened to her, they should transfer her to a new clone. She couldn't talk with the tube in her mouth, and moved her arm to try and pull it; then she noticed how she had a PVC on her hand too...
She moved her head, looking around, and noticed something hard stuck to the left side of her mouth, which felt stiff. Then she recalled; she had been shot in the mouth too. Why didn't they transfer her to a clone? What where they waiting in that stupid hospital? She was angry and her heart rushed, and then someone by her spoke, but was too fast -Ishtanchuk couldn't concentrate on the words before the person stopped talking and didn't got anything. Then she tried to move her head again, but something happened, and darkness fell on her...
In a room, there were two persons. One was a man wearing a white coat, and the other a woman in a CONCORD uniform. The woman spoke:
"So, she woke up tonight?"
"Yes, as we expected once we removed the sedation"
"Nice, then. I will send one of my men to make her the standard interrogation. Just tell me when she'll be ready"
"Ready? Well, I expect to talk to her later. Probably she'll be active enough to take your standard interrogation but don't tire her. If she needs to stop, stop immediately"
"Yes, yes, don't worry about that. Once my man is done I'll interrogate her myself. When you think she's ready, of course"
The doctor looked at the CONCORD officer. She was a stern Caldari woman, with cropped blonde hair and colorless eyes. Not very sympathetic, as she had been pestering the doctor and his team without any interest on the health of the capsuleer woman, just waiting to interrogate her.
"Of course, officer White", repeated the doctor. "I'll tell you when you can send your man and start doing whatever is your job"
The CONCORD woman nodded and exited the room. Then the doctor grabbed his pad and started working on it.
She opened her eyes, and could see the light. White light, and overhead, a pink glow... an indirect, soothing pink light. Hadn't she wake before? Ishtanchuk Fazmarai struggled to remember. The shooting. The agony... and the slow, suffocating death. And now... that wasn't a clone vat. But then, if that was a hospital, then she had made it. She was alive. And her attacker was dead. Her mouth was dry and her throat was sore...she tried to move and her body and arms felt very heavy. She was weak, but that didn't mattered much... as soon as someone came, she would ask for being taken to the cloning vats. If the hospital was abusing her medical insurance, that was not her business...
Ishtanchuk heard soft footsteps to her right, and twisted her head to see who was coming. A nurse. She was probably Gallente, with a round, smiling face, and then the nurse talked:
"Good morning, Mistress Fazmarai! So you are awake! Please let me check you up..."
Ishtanchuk tried to talk but her throat was sore, and her tongue also felt heavy. It was as if every muscle in her body had gone on vacation, and they answered weakly and slowly.
"Oh, you won't be able to talk yet, Mrs Fazmarai. But don't worry, we have a voicebox. The one we had broke two days ago and the replacement just arrived today.... we'll install it later so you can speak to doctor Masure."
The nurse worked around Ishtanchuk, silently, without explaining anything of the procedures she was performing. At one point, the nurse gently pushed Ishtanchuk's shoulder as to check something on her back, and Ish noticed something softly pulling her capsuleer plugs... was she wired to the bed? Why?
As the nurse finished, a second nurse entered the room with something in her hands. She quickly worked above Ishtanchuk's head, out of her sight, and said to the Gallentean nurse:
"I hope this one works, the doctor will want to talk to her directly. Have you finished the checks?"
"Yes, I'm done. May you help me with the toilet?"
"Yes... let me check... Mrs Ishtanchuk, do you need to go to toilet? We can bring a bedpan and clean you before the doctor comes"
Mildly irritated, Ishtanchuk noticed how her bladder needed relief. She nodded and tried to stand up to go to the toilet, as she would not use a bedpan, not at all, if she...
"See, we can't take you to the toilet. We'll bring a bedpan, it's what we've been doing all these days", said the Gallentean nurse.
All those days?, wondered Ishtanchuk. How many days had she been in that bed? Annoyed and concerned, she waited for the nurses to help her with her toilet needs, and promised to bear that in mind once she sued the hospital for not taking her to a clone vat as soon as possible, rather keep her in a bed, with that crippled clone.
After finishing, the nurses left the room and Ishtanchuk waited patiently; some ten minutes later, she heard more footsteps, but not from the soft shoes of nurses. Then he saw a Ni-Kunni man with a white coat.
(continues)
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2014.12.08 10:08:23 -
[2891] - Quote
(continued)
"I am doctor Masure. Please, let me turn on the voicebox so we can speak"
The doctor manipulated the device installed by the nurse, and then he said:
"Please, think about talking... the probe loop on your slot 5 should catch the signal and the voicebox will translate it into words"
"Test, test, this is a test", thought Ishtanchuk, and a incorporeal voice repeated the words almost instantly.
"Do you like the volume?", asked the doctor.
"It's a bit too loud", said the voice. Ishtanchuk felt weird with that voice speaking her thoughts, but apparently it only played what she wanted to say. At least, she thought, that explained why she was wired to the bed.
"Now that we can speak, doctor, I want you to take me to the cloning vats immediately. I don't know what you've been doing here with me nor how long has lasted, but I assure you that I am very displeased with being here"
The voice sounded awfully neutral and didn't conveyed Ishtanchuk's anger, so she insisted:
"Did you listen? Take me out of here. I am very angry even if this voicebox can't replicate my emotions"
"Mistress Fazmarai, I am fully aware that you are surprised to be here rather than on a new clone. You were severely injured and we have been doing our best to..."
"I don't care! Take me to the cloning vats immediately", said the voice as if asking the time. Ishtanchuk struggled with her throat and groaned, but couldn't articulate any word.
"Please, Mrs. Fazmarai, don't excite. I need to explain you what's going on."
"That would be appreciated", said Ishtanchuk, all sarcasm gone from the voicebox.
"Mistress Fazmarai, when the rescue team found you, you had been shot several times, and you were in a very bad condition. They did their best to stabilize you and brought you aboard a hospital ship. The ship carried you here. Then, our surgical teams worked on you as some of your injuries were very severe."
"That's what I recall", said Ishtanchuk. "They hit my mouth and my chest... that hurt horribly. And then I suffocated..."
"You were shot seven times, Mrs. Fazmarai. Four of the bullets missed your organs and just caused skin bruise and minor trauma. One of the bullets pierced your lower abdomen without hitting any organ. Another one hit your jaw, breaking it and destroying several teeth. That shot also cut a piece of your tongue and exited your mouth between the open teeth on the opposite side, merely bruising one tooth. Yet the second solid hit to your body was what we call a "wonder bullet", and it made a horrible lot of damage."
"So I am here because of a single bullet? After taking seven shots?" -Ishtanchuk shivered, feeling that those would be bad news.
"Yes. That bullet entered your back, hitting a rib and breaking it. The rib made the bullet bounce and it pierced both the lower and upper lobes of your right lung, causing a severe pneumothorax. Then it struck a rib on the front of your chest, and the bullet shattered. Pieces of the bullet and bone splinters ricocheted through the pectoral muscle and entered your right breast, exiting it through multiple exit wounds and causing loss of tissue."
"So that was the pain I felt", said Ishtanchuk, suddenly concerned. She had noticed a bandaging on her chest, but so far she thought that it was because of the hit that pierced through her chest; she hadn't thought that it could affect her bosom.
"The pneumothorax, along with the bleeding from the mouth, which blocked your air ways, caused suffocation and hypoxia. When our team reached you, they practiced a tracheotomy and used enriched nanite drivers to bring oxygen to your brain directly through the carotid arteries, as your heart still was holding enough pulse. But nonetheless, you suffered hypoxia and that caused brain damage".
"Brain damage?"
Ishtanchuk wished that the voice box could convey emotions. Now she was scared.
"Mistress Fazmarai, the reason why we haven't been able to transfer you to a clone was the damage suffered by your brain. We... I... still don't know exactly the details. My guess is that, as yours is an old clone, the natural binding of your brain to your implants is particularly strong, and when your brain suffered the death of some braincells, it just used your implants as a backup. All our analysis point at how your implants have been consuming 100% of their nominal power since you arrived. Whatever they are doing, very likely they are supporting your brain functions in ways I still haven't been able to check."
"So my brain is being held together by my implants?"
"To say so. Mrs Fazmarai, I am the only specialist in this cases in the whole galaxy. Capsuleers who suffer brain damage and live are extremely rare -they usually are transferred to a new clone by the pod, or they die from their wounds. You are my first living case of study."
"And so you have kept me from using the cloning vat?"
"No, that's not related to my study. Mrs Fazmarai, as far as I can tell, if we tried to plug you to a vat, or to a pod, your brain would lose whatever backup is getting from your implants... and that could be fatal to you."
"You mean that... you can't take me away from this clone?", whispered Ishtanchuk, but the voicebox just replayed her words with the same volume as the rest.
"Regretfully not, Mrs Fazmarai. Not until I can study better your brain, now that you're conscious, and determinate to which extent your implants are keeping your brain functions."
"And that's all the bad news? As I am to stay with this body, right? How healthy is it?"
"You've been unconscious for 17 days and your body has been healing all the time. Your mouth is healing well."
(continues)
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2014.12.08 10:10:20 -
[2892] - Quote
(continued)
"You said that a bullet pierced my right breast... was that serious?"
"A team performed surgery to clean all the bone and metal splinters and consolidate the wounds, but that was not a top priority. Mammary tissue heals very well and so we've been letting it do on its own, watching for infection, but all in all reconstructive surgery might have to be performed later"
"But is it still there??", asked Ishtanchuk.
"Yes, there was no need of a mastectomy. Along with the missing teeth and the bit of tongue, all that can be addressed later. The real damage is within your head, Mistress Fazmarai"
"And I can't plug to a pod..."
"Not."
"So I am not a capsuleer any more?", asked Ishtanchuk, too stunned to hold the words and think them twice.
"It still is soon to say. I don't know enough. But Mistress Fazmarai, you are terribly lucky. Maybe if your clone was younger, no amount of implants would had kept your brain working. It is so rare... but I will do my best to know what is going on in your brain. There's obvious military interest in capsuleers who suffer brain damage and can't be transferred to another clone. Thus this facility..."
"This facility? You mean, this is not a hospital?"
"No, Mistress Fazmarai. This is a CONCORD facility. Now... are you tired?"
"Tired? Well, according to you I am lucky to as much as being alive and in one piece... but yes, I think I need time. And please, find a way to let me speak on my own...this voicebox is horrible"
"OK, Mistress Fazmarai. I might tell you too... there is a CONCORD officer who wants to talk to you, as they are investigating the shooting. You can call a nurse with that button by the bed when you're ready to talk to an officer for some standard questioning.
"Yes, yes... they will be interested to investigate this case... but now... leave me alone"
"Will see you later, Mistress Fazmarai."
"See you later, doctor... Masure?"
"Yes, That's my name"
The doctor left the room and Ishtanchuk waited for the door to shut behind him. Then she sunk her head into the pillow as tears poured from her eyes, and suddenly she noticed something else. The familiar tickle from her hair... it was gone. Then she understood that her head had been shaved, God knew why. "No hair, no teeth, no breast... no capsules, no clones... what the hell is left of you, Ishtanchuk?", she articulated silently, groaning as sobbing shook her body with waves of sorrow...
Indahmawar Fazmarai blinked under the sunlight, wishing that the traditional attire included dark glasses, but that was not the case. She was wearing a fur jacket over leather riding trousers, and a thin metal plate covered her chest, tightly tied to her back and flattening her bosom. That was the traditional kunapadah dress for women, and also was traditional that the next three ladies waiting to shoot did so outside of the pergola that sheltered the other riders. Indahmawar's horse was not hers, rather it belonged to the stable organizing the meeting. Thus, the animal was used to inexpert riders, and probably was grateful that Indahmawar was such a small example of the Cyberknight bloodline. She was not just the lightest but also the shortest of the group; the two girls waiting before her measured well above 180 cm, and actually one of them was as much impressive as any kunapadah horseback archer from the books. Indahmawar's bow belonged to the family, as did the horse dressings and the richly decorated quiver hanging by Indahmawar's left knee. In sports kunapadah, each archer had three arrows, with which could score between 0 and 10 points by shooting at a moving target. The target was a real sized doll made of compressed hay and light wood, with red markings on vital organs. Centuries ago, riders would be riding their horses and fire on stationary targets, but the tradition had evolved and now the riders where static and the target was mounted in a crude wooden machinery that moved it in a irregular path as the doll rotated on its axis. For amateur shooters such as Indahmawar, the range for shooting was 30 meters, but the real difficult was aiming and predicting the motion of the target.
The girls before Indahmawar moved to the firing area, marked by a ring on the grass, and Indahmawar advanced to the waiting point. From there, she had a better view of the public, and looked for her family. That was easy as they could be seen under a flag waving the Fazmarai colors, black and green. The purpose of the meeting was a charity, and for some unknown reason Indahmawar's mother, lady Eugerelia, fancied to see her daughter playing kunapadah again. The fact that Indahmawar hadn't ride a horse in two years and she was a capsuleer was not even mentioned, as Eugerelia was very ill, and all the family humored her desires.
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Indahmawar struggled with the sunlight to see her mother; she was wearing a large hat and under it a kerchief covered her hair. Indahmawar knew that the only purpose of the kerchief was to hide the scars from a recent treatment against a tumor in Eugerelia's left ear. That was the lesser of the family concerns as Eugerelia was suffering a rare genetic disease, endemic to people of Gallentean ascent, known as Gallentean Recurrent Genetic Destabilization 503 or RDG 503. The disease caused tumors on all kind of tissues, often malign, and the continued damage to organs caused by the disease and the treatments eventually killed the patients, often in no more than a year. It was unfortunate that Eugerelia suffered it, as she was halfbreed Gallentean, born from a mixed Khanid-Gallentean marriage. The news that Eugerelia suffered the disease had been a severe blow to Indahmawar, as the disease was known for its very high mortality and lack of long term cure. Yet, as Indahmawar buckled to the terrible news, Ishtanchuk had intervened. Ishtanchuk Fazmarai was Indahmawar's older cousin, and she suggested a way to save Eugerelia. Ordinary cloning therapy didn't worked as a therapy because the disease would carry from the body to any clone; but Ishtanchuk knew of a different, alternate way to create a clone. The usual procedure was to replace biomass with cloned cells of the donor; but also was feasible to grow rapidly a clone from a single egg cell, replaying the whole life of the body in a few months rather than years. That technique allowed to bypass any external factor that could had caused the disease and keep a tight control on the evolution of the final haplogenome. The only drawback was that such procedure was forbidden by the Empires as those "cultured" clones were deemed different persons than the grown up donors, and actually the only masters of the procedure belonged to Sansha's nation... but Ishtanchuk knew it, and thus she also had found a solution.
Indahmawar heard her name. It was her turn. The groom guided Indahmawar's horse to the shooting circle and held it there. Indahmawar was mildly annoyed as all the event was like a parody to her. In kunapadah as sport, riders would guide their own horses, and the traditional attire made sense as the metal plate was a way to flatten the chest of women so it didn't interfered with the bow. But why bother there, with amateur shooters who barely could taut the weapons...? Anyway, Indahmawar grabbed her bow, a true antique, and readied it as she had been practicing the week before. The target started moving crazily, twisting and swiftly changing its direction, and Indahmawar aimed and waited for the right time to shoot. Her capsuleer implants improved her motion tracking, and she waited until she felt that was the right time to release the arrow. It flew with a whooshing sound, and it would had scored a perfect hit if it hadn't been too high; the arrow flew over the target and landed some 40 meters away from Indah. She sighed and took the second arrow; Indah aimed a bit lower and this time the arrow hit the target with a sinister thud. Indahmawar could see it by a red marking pointing the backbone of the mannequin. Quickly, Indahmawar took her last arrow and fired it, scoring what she thought that was a better hit, somewhere near the liver.
"Lady Indahmawar Fazmarai: Zero points, seven points, five points; total twelve points", said the spokesman. Indahmawar waved to the public and then the groom led the horse out of the shooting circle. Indah warned him that she intended to ride back to the pergola... but not fast enough so that the groom couldn't run by the horse and hold it in case it wasn't grateful to have been provided with a lightweight rider. As she reached the other girls, Indahmawar wondered why Ishtanchuk hadn't said a word since she had been gone from her apartment, almost one month ago. It was not unusual that she went on mysterious travels and disappeared for a few days or a couple of weeks, but at least she could had bothered to go visit Indahmawar. If even, to see her beloved cousin being silly, firing arrows from a horse with the same body and mind that could fire artillery shells larger than a person from a space war machine which could crush the whole sports field under its massive hull...
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai walked slowly along the corridor, still insecure on her weak legs. She passed by the door behind which there was a small rehab room, where she would exercise each morning; also by the room where there was a couple of nurses whose only job was taking care of her; and by several closed doors, probably other bedrooms. But she was alone in the complex, or at least, in the small part of it that she could see; guarded doors blocked that stretch of corridor, no more than 100 meters long. She passed by the office acting as laboratory for Dr. Masure, and then she reached her destination. She wrapped tightly in her bed's blanket as the CONCORD agent escorting her opened the door. Inside there was agent White and Ishtanchuk exchanged a hostile gaze with her. As usual, the air conditioning was running high, and way too cold for Ishtanchuk. Agent White waited for Ishtanchuk to seat on the chair, and then she said:
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Posted - 2014.12.08 10:12:11 -
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"Well Mrs Fazmarai, we will start with another account of the events. First a simple one and then we will dive into the details, to find anything you may have missed form the previous accounts"
"As I said you yesterday, and the day before yesterday, and every of the last 15 days, I've already told everything on the assault. Maybe you should look for evidences and stop bothering me"
"Mrs Fazmarai, your assistance is key for your security. I've been tasked to protect you, but the material evidences didn't helped us to identify who attacked you or why. It would be foolish to think that your aggressor was a mad man, when he was assisted by someone unknown. And your attitude about denying that someone could have reasons to kill you is naive at best"
"But it's the truth. I haven't done anything that could justify such an assault. I am just an ordinary capsuleer doing ordinary stuff. And your insistence that I am special is just a poor excuse, in my opinion. You claim that I am at risk. I don't think so. I've been confined for over a month, and you have spent the last days bothering me with your interrogations. I have nothing to say that I haven't said yet."
"Maybe your forgot some detail", said officer White, ignoring Ish. "Let's start from the beginning. At which hour did you leave your hydrostatic capsule...?"
Ishtanchuk bit her lips. There they went again... day after day, the same routine. Question after question, trying to make her slip or say something damning. Of course, they both knew that Ishtanchuk's social slot implant had a interrogation subsystem, and it would block anything Ishtanchuk considered compromising... and certainly there was something Ishtanchuk was concealing from the CONCORD agent.
Thinking about the attack, she was quick to figure who could had ordered it and why. Helping Indahmawar's mother hadn't been easy. Ishtanchuk used the intelligence network of an ancient little cult to locate the right people, who were selling the clone services with technology provided by Sansha's Nation. The agents had been sheltering under the corrupt cliques surrounding Tibus Heth's rule of the Caldari, and the fall of the corrupt dictator had left them unprotected and exposed to law enforcement. They needed to move elsewhere and in that stage, Ishtanchuk contacted them... an agreement was made and Ishtanchuk had obtained the culturing of a new clone for Eugerelia, in exchange for large amounts of money which she, as a capsuleer, could earn with relative ease. That meant that the Sansha agents would step into territories of Gallentean crime syndicates, and at one point the agents had warned Ishtanchuk against possible retaliations.
Ishtanchuk had hired a security chief to protect her home, an apartments complex whose street level included a bar. What she didn't figured, nor her security chief, was that someone could attack her in a different, random station, while she was conducting totally unrelated business... That was what puzzled her. How could someone ready a hit so fast, when it was a last minute travel, and why it had to be in exactly that station...?
What was obvious was that Ishtanchuk couldn't share anything with CONCORD. If she said a word, the police forces would locate the Sansha agents and would stop the operation, thus destroying Eugerelia's new clone and spoiling everything achieved at a extremely high price. Even if Ishtanchuk and Indahmawar managed to evade legal retaliation, there wouldn't be material time to grow a second clone, even if someone took the place of the Sansha agents. Thus Ishtanchuk played the ignorant innocent, assaulted randomly, and that didn't convinced the agent interrogating her... but what else could she do?
"So you never had seen that man before", said agent White.
"No, I hadn't", muttered Ish. That could go on for hours, with the air conditioning freezing her face and hands and anything not covered by the blanket nor the hospital gown.
"Are you tired? We can stop for a break", suggested agent White. But Ish knew that he break meant staring at each other for maybe twenty minutes. She was only allowed to leave he room to use the small toilet in the back of the office.
"I can continue", said Ishtanchuk.
"Well. I shall insist that so far your account serve us nothing. Aside from the contradictions, you still haven't given us any clue on the identity of the instigators behind the attack. You are making it very difficult to identify the threat on your life, Mrs. Fazmarai, and that means that I can't let you go from here because I can't assess the appropriate protection measures. According to Dr. Masure probably you will have recovered in a couple of weeks more. Everybody would be relieved if we could just take you to a more comfortable safe and let you communicate with your acquaintances and family. Everything would be easier if you didn't insist to play ignorant with me, Mrs. Fazmarai", said agent White.
"But I don't know anything else than what I've said. I am a ordinary capsuleer doing ordinary capsuleer business. Maybe yous should be looking for terrorists rather than keep me here, freezing with that stupid air conditioning, and wasting my patience with endless questions"
"You don't like it. I don't like it. But it is in your hands to end this, Mrs. Fazmarai. Just give me a clue on who would want to see you dead and why..."
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Posted - 2014.12.08 10:13:07 -
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Ishtanchuk wrapped tighter in the blanket. Then she looked at agent White and said: "I hadn't seen that man before, I can describe him, and maybe will look like the other half hundred times I've described him..."
Agent White frowned and then her face relaxed into her usual inexpressive mask. Behind it, she felt how she started to hate that arrogant Khanid capsuleer, the noblewoman messing in something shady which her social implant kept hidden. Dr. Masure would not allow her to use some brain probing, arguing that the Fazmarai brain was in a delicate condition... and all four militias had enough interest in her healing and recovery as to cause trouble if agent White bypassed Dr. Masure. "You are a tough nut, but every nut cracks under the right pressure, you bloody capsuleer", she thought...
Two hours later, Ishtanchuk was back in her bedroom. She was bored, tired and cold, and couldn't come to terms with the idea of using the bed for a nap. Being at the hospital was terribly boring, and albeit she enjoyed her mobility and the ability to speak on her own, days were endless. Also, she had been worried since two days before, when the nurses removed the bandage on her chest. She had avoided to look down, whenever they uncovered her wounded breast. She didn't wanted to think of what was going on with it, albeit she also couldn't help to see that the shape of her chest was different on the right side than on the left.
Ishtanchuk walked around the bedroom, and then she made a decision. She entered the toilet with the intent to undress and look at her new body... what was left of the clone she had got more than four years ago, after her original body died in a combat when her pod was targeted and obliterated almost instantly.
Inside the toilet, Ishtanchuk looked at the mirror. Her face was different, but she was growing used to it: the scar on the jaw... the false dimple caused by the missing teeth.... The shaved head, now covered with a dark shade as her hair grew back. And a scar on her neck, where a bullet grazed her just two centimeters away from killing her.
Ishtanchuk untied the hospital gown and let it slip past her shoulders. As the cloth slipped down to her waist, Ishtanchuk looked at the reflection of her eyes, undecided to look down... the face in the mirror now looked like alien, as if she was looking at somebody else rather than herself. Then she remembered that feeling, time ago. Looking into a mirror, and it was not the person she used to see in the mirror. It was after the annual New Ladies Presentation before the Tash Murkon family, when she was 16... literally half a life away from her 32 years.
She allowed her mind to wander into the past, avoiding the present, delaying it... as she looked very good. Yes, she had that distinct impression when she met with all the other girls. Most of them were taller, many of them had fairer skin and also some had darker skin. The traditional dress gave them a certain uniformity, but every girl was free to do her hair as she pleased, within certain limits. Ishtanchuk's black hair was pulled back, gathered by a tiara; two curls hanged in front of her ears, paired with her earrings. She wore a little red in her lips and her hazel eyes were lined in black, discretely but enough to draw attention to them. Yet what made the whole difference was her dress. Every girl had to wear the same design, a flat white dress without garments, and a low V shaped neck which showed the bare shoulders. The v-shaped neckline was intended to display a talisman hanging from the silvery New Lady's necklace, and that talisman was to be hanged low enough to reach the base of the girl's breasts. But as the girls only had in common that they had reached 16 years since the last ceremony, the bold neckline exposed very different things among the girls, and Ishtanchuk soon convinced herself that her dress, filled with her abundant bosom, looked better than that of many girls whose dress was flat rather than round.
Provided the amount of girls from appropriate families that where invited to each ceremony, the Presentation was organized with a stern discipline. The New Ladies were to form up in rows, with 30 girls in each row, making a long column where the last lines formed up as the front one was presented and exited the main venue. Families gathered on the sides and on several halls by the main Hall where large screens displayed the event in closed circuit, and also the event was broadcast live to all the Kingdom.
As the rows advanced two steps and bowed to the Tash Murkon family members gathered in front of them, a spotlight would pick one of the girls to be invited to the Rulers Table (actually, a hall) for the dinner. That was a coveted honor, and as the rows were formed by randomly picking 30 names and then sorting the girls according to their height, each row erupted with speculations on who would be picked.
Row after row, the column moved forward, and the first row stepped twice to the front and bowed; and then they waited for the spotlight and a servant would run to the girl and remove her from the row. Ishtanchuk looked to her left and could see only three girls shorter than her; the bulk of the row was to her right. The row before advanced and bowed... a girl was picked... then it was the turn of Ishtanchuk's row.
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On the TV, and other media, the names of the girls could be seen and checked, along with details of their families. How the pick up happened was not explained, as there was a mix of family influence and the whim of family members from the Tash Murkon house.
Ishtanchuk stepped forward, making her best to not break the line, and she bowed with perfect synchrony; and then she saw a white light in front of her and a servant rushing towards her, asking her: "Your hand, milady, please hurry, hurry!". Ishtanchuk would see the recording later, and how the talking heads didn't hesitate to name her: "And, the picked New Lady from the eighteenth row is Miss Ishtanchuk, from the Fazmarai family. She was 16 on February and belongs to the sixth generation of the house. She's the first Fazmarai to be picked in two generations. Oh, watch that lovely skin, very traditional even if the current trends favor a nice skin over a tan one..."
And Ishtanchuk's tan face was also blushed as she followed the servant to a different hall, where she met other girls who also had been picked. They quickly surrounded her and most greeted her with hugs and kisses; and when the next girls came, Ishtanchuk also greeted them that way. Everybody was very excited and only a few girls, from arrogant families, appeared to be disgusted by some of the faces around. Ishtanchuk knew that probably hers was one of those faces looked upon; but to hell with them! She had been picked! Neither her mother nor her grandmother, nor her aunts and cousins and grand cousins, had been picked, as the Fazmarai was a small family with little political power.
The picked New Ladies where invited to follow the servants to the Rulers Table; the hall was massive and there where two arrays of tables arranged as a double U, a smaller U in the center of the hall within a larger one by the walls of it. A series of old ladies gently picked the teen girls and guided them to their places at the tables; Ishtanchuk noticed how every New Lady was surrounded by five guests, one to her left, another to her right, and the three in front of them; and all oft hem would talk to her and make her feel very special, with an amazing good mood. Them all were apparent fascinated by having being provided the company of Ishtanchuk Fazmarai, nonetheless, and Ish was so overwhelmed by their attention that she barely noticed what she was eating or drinking. The event was magical, and she almost cried when the New Ladies where introduced. That meant that each group of five guests would stand up and call the name of the New Lady accompanying them, and then they would seat and applaud and the New Lady would stand up and the whole Hall would applaud her too... Ishtanchuk stiffened her lip to not cry, and barely could feel the chair when she seated back as the applause ended to allow the next New Lady be introduced.
She didn't notice when one of the waiters, or maybe one of the old ladies, left a small cardboard seal in front of her. But her neighbors noticed, and they immediately shouted:
"Oh look, you've been invited!"
"Invited to what?"
"To meet one of the Tash Murkon! Maybe he'll be a man and he'll take you to your opening dance at the ball!
Ishtanchuk felt about to faint. There was nor rule for being invited after the dinner -simply, the Tash Murkon family members could invite a New Lady and talk with her or even take her to the ball, if they wished so. That was one of the few occasions in which even a member of the petty novelty could make a invaluable acquittance among the higher castes.
Overwhelmed and excited, Ishtanchuk was led by a Guardian Lady; they were not servants but nuns, and they were unofficially tasked with preserving the dignity and honor of the parties involved when the teen New Ladies encountered people who could be well above them in the social ladder. The Guardian Lady assigned to Ishtanchuk was in her 60s, apparently, and warned Ishtanchuk with all sort of unnecessary repetitions of everything she had been taught about behaving in social situations with the higher novelty.
Ishtanchuk and the Guardian Lady entered a private room, and there was a man with the Tash Murkon family seal on his dark clothes. Ishtanchuk didn't knew him, and anyway the man was wearing dark glasses, which concealed part of his face. He spoke very softly and the Guardian Lady repeated his name to Ishtanchuk, then she was invited to seat in a chair in front of the man. Ishtanchuk was very excited, but the soft speaking of the man soothed her. Most of the time it was the man who spoke, and Ish had to tilt forward as delicately as she could, to listen to him; then she would answer in a similarly soft voice. The interview lasted some 20 minutes and the main matter was Ishtanchuk, her family, what did her family do, a long explanation on possible common relatives among the Tash Murkon man and Ish, and so. Then it ended and the Guardian Lady reminded Ishtanchuk that she should walk to the Tash Murkon man and offer him her right hand so he could kiss it; the man did so and then he dismissed Ishtanchuk.
The Guardian Lady took Ish to the hall were the Ball was being held, and they didn't talked until they were close enough to listen to the music. Then the Guardian Lady asked Ishtanchuk:
"Milady, had you ever worn a dress like this?"
"No, never... well, only to try it before the Presentation"
"And your parents didn't told you how to wear it?"
"Excuse me?"
"Nevermind... probably nobody expected you to... But a mother should expect the unexpected"
"My mother? What...?"
"Silence, milady. Enjoy the Ball"
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Puzzled by the Guardian Lady's words, Ishtanchuk almost didn't saw her parents until they reached her and greeted her. Ishtanchuk wanted to dance and so she didn't answer most of their questions, and she didn't recalled the words of the Guardian Lady until much later that night, when she and her parents were at their rooms in the hotel assigned to them -the Fazmarai couldn't find a place in any of the palaces that hosted other guests. After her mother brushed Ishtanchuk's hair, Ish told her about the conversation with the Guardian Lady, but her mother wasn't as intrigued as Ishtanchuk. She only was interested when Ish said that the Tash Murkon man talked very soft and she had to tilt forward to listen to him, but she said nothing.
Ishtanchuk noticed that apparently there was something with that, and so she took a chair of the bedroom and placed it before a large mirror located inside the door of the closet. Several hours earlier, she had checked her dress in that same mirror, and now she sat and looked at her reflection again. Her loose hair didn't made her look any less beautiful, but she couldn't see anything wrong. Then she tilted forward, as she had been doing during the interview, and was shocked. Without her noticing, the weight of her bosom pushed the dress, opening the decolletage and exposing a good portion of her breasts... Ish blushed as nobody ever had warned her; it was the first time she was wearing such a dress, how could she figure...? Ishtanchuk looked at her reflection as a young lady with the naive face, exposing her bosom over and over again, and she understood that that hadn't been an accident. The Tash Murkon man had hoped to give a good look, and he had got it... thus the dark glasses. And when Ish bowed so he could kiss her hand... why, oh why she hadn't thought about holding her dress on her chest?
"He's been looking at my boobs, all the time. Maybe he picked me just because I had the large bosom. Nobody prevented me... I've been looked at as a breeding cow in a fair. Just like bloody cattle", she whispered. Ish felt her blood boiling with indignation and embarrassment, and she bit her teeth to avoid crying. Then Ishtanchuk looked at the mirror and saw an alien reflection. It was not a child any more but a woman whose dignity had been abused. And she was upset, extremely upset, and her eyes reflected an urge to destroy and do harm to the man who had abused her naivety. That was not what a lady was supposed to feel, and looking back for years to come, Ishtanchuk would know that that was the time when the underlying stream of heterodoxy in her character surfaced and started the path that would end with being a capsuleer... anything but cattle to look at for breeding.
Now, 16 years later, Ishtanchuk the broken capsuleer looked again at an alien reflection. She looked down and saw her bosom; the left breast was large and firm and as beautiful as usual; but the right one had sagged like a punctured balloon, was smaller, paler, and the tip was misaligned, pulled towards the purple scars on the outer flank. The contrast of the wounded breast with its couple only made it worst. Ishtanchuk choked a horrified scream, and then bite her fist and burst in tears. If... if she was trapped with that body forever... no. Not if. Even if she never recovered her capsuleer functions, whoever had done that to her would regret it. She would find a way to leave the hospital or whatever it was; and once out, even if she couldn't fly ships with her mind, she would command them. She would seek revenge... sooner or later, someone would pay for destroying her body and her ability to switch back to her former being.
During the following days, Ishtanchuk started her plans to get away from the installation, whatever it was. Evasion by force was quickly dismissed as the security was very thorough; there were only three doors leading outside of the corridor, one on each end, and a third one at the nurses' room; they all where operated from the outside and had been built as airlocks, with a second door outside of the one facing the corridor. There were no windows and Ish couldn't be sure of where the corridor was; whether it was a part of a larger building or a underground structure, or maybe a part of a space station, as there were no noises nor any indication on what was going outside.
Thus, Ishtanchuk figured that the only way to leave the Hall was through contacting the outside. Even if she was puzzled by how nobody was worried by her absence for almost two months, her friends would respond to a distress call. Anyway, she quickly concluded that there were no communication devices and albeit Dr. Masure used a pad, it had all connections disabled. Ishtanchuk was effectively cut from the outside, and so she started thinking about her last resort: human factor.
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Posted - 2014.12.08 10:15:51 -
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Who could help her? The physiotherapist assisting her rehabilitation had been replaced with a medical robot; the CONCORD agents were silent to the point of being comical; agent White obviously would not help at all, and the nurses where the only personnel who worked with Ishtanchuk. Ishtanchuk already had grown the custom to go to the nurses' room and speak to them, and even would eat her meals in that room. They had a small computer terminal without access to external networks and a video games machine, and also a TV screen as the one Ish had in her bedroom. Ishtanchuk almost laughed one day when she noticed that the TV broadcast, made from a selection of channels, featured only content that involved the revelation of secrets. Everything from drama to the few news, impossible to link to any certain date, worked in the same direction, pushing on Ishtanchuk about the benefits of not keeping secrets. The nurses, anyway, weren't good talkers; and soon they started shifting each three days. That made impossible to gain any kind of intimacy with them, and strengthened Ishtanchuk's sense of isolation.
Yet the nurses where Ishtanchuk's only option to communicate and make known to her acquaintances where she was so they could find a way to rescue her. Her first attempt, though, was the last one. The nurses were a Caldari old woman and a younger Minmatarr, and Ishtanchuk picked the Minmatarr woman as she looked more open. Ishtanchuk explained her the situation, but soon noticed how the nurse was not interested, and then suddenly she talked, for the first time:
"What are you telling me? Why you think it is my business? Listen, you're Amarr, and we never forget what your people did to ours. I don't know who you are, I don't care, and I don't even know what this place is or where it is. They put us in a shuttle and send us here to take care of a patient -you. Even if I was tempted to put myself in trouble I would not be able to tell anyone where you are. And that's fine to me, you capsuleers just stir trouble whenever you can!"
Ishtanchuk was appalled and considered whether the nurse was lying about the secrecy of the installation. But, why would she? Ishtanchuk walked to her room, entered the toilet and sat on the WC, then embraced her knees and allowed despair to flood her. She was not getting any help. She could not leave. She could not talk. And nobody knew where she was. Her only choice was to withstand the situation until she buckled or it was late enough so Eugerelia's clone was finished and Indahmawar could care of transferring her mother's mind to that new body. But as far as anything she could do, Ishtanchuk was not going nowhere...
"Come in, take a seat", said a man with a CONCORD uniform. His guest was a middle aged man of average height, with a thin chiseled face on a triangular chin and dim gray eyes under a large forehead. He shook the officer's hand with confidence, and then sat down.
"Thank you for seeing me, Adurrel", said the thin man.
"You're welcome, Succus", answered the officer. He knew that Succus was not the real name of his guest, and also knew that he was a resourceful man with connections in shady places. Before the meeting, officer Adurrel had read a report on what Succus was doing, according to the Law. Apparently Succus' current job was a legal one as barman and security officer of a bar located in a station in Gallentean space, and the officer wanted that Succus knew that he knew it, so he asked:
"And well Succus, how's the Greater Fool Bar doing? Are you having fun there?"
"It's a nice job. Certainly quieter than some of the stuff I've done in the past."
"And why the change? You fancied living in Empire space again?"
"Sort of that. Also there was some nice perks with the job. Like the lady I told you"
"Oh, the missing capsuleer. Who is she, to you?"
"She is my assignment", answered Succus, emotionless. He was too experienced to let emotions show, but he couldn't help to feel uneasy. Certainly Ishtanchuk Fazmarai was her assignment as her boss and owner of the bar. But she was also a bit more, since she had showed openly more than casual interest on Succus with a first and last kiss that had shaken Succus' confidence. Even before the kiss, Succus knew that accepting a job because he liked the employer was a bad move, but after spending a long season with the Gurista pirates, he wanted some quiet and rest. If the perks included a beautiful lady with warm hazel eyes and a short but curvy figure, that was even better. And it all was going well until she...
(continues)
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2014.12.08 10:16:45 -
[2899] - Quote
(continued)
"... just vanished" -finished Succus, after a brief account-. "I gave you the details: she went into that station and that was all on the logs; they show nothing. She never left and yet isn't there."
"Well, as you know, CONCORD have a policy of need to know on secrets. I can tell you that as far as I can know there is no secret concerning that station nor that girl. I've gathered all the information you asked from the station police, and you know how difficult is that. Everybody wants to be king of his little farm, to say so, and station police worries when someone steps on their premises"
"I am more interested on criminal connections, actually. How's the local crime syndicates?"
"Nothing special, the usual two or three large groups who put their fingers on every dish and some minor organizations. But, you can't be serious if you mean that those guys meddled with capsuleers. Even if they dared, that would be scoop news "
"I know. I just wonder whether they know something nobody else knows. Frankly, I've exploited every other resource and my criminal connections can't dig very deep in foreign territories. I've been nesting my people at our home system, but she just left without warning, for a short trip, and that was all. Her acquaintances think she's in a secret vacation, as the lady uses to do it. But it's been more than two months and I have a hunch that something is wrong with her disappearance."
"Well, good luck with that last bullet, if you say so. But there isn't much to say. There was a small terror attack on a lawyers office the week before your lady visited the station, and that settled what appeared to be a potential gang war. There hasn't been any more violence since, nor anything unusual. And after all capsuleers can go in as a capsuleer and get out as a commoner with any commercial flight. Her shuttle still is docked and the fees are being paid automatically..."
"I know, I know. But I won't buy the voluntary disappearance until I have some solid proof. Just find that a woman like her left the station and a clue on her next directions and that will be all for me. Will not chase her if she doesn't wants... but first I must be certain that everything was OK since she entered the station and we stopped having news on her"
"I wish you good luck and success, Succus. If there's anything else I can do I will oblige. But I tell you: if there's something hidden in that station, I can't know it, nor you can"
"Don't worry. I just needed you to open the police nut and get a foothold with the local gangs. I thank you for your work, and I hope we'll meet again in best circumstances, or an instance when I can do something for you again"
The CONCORD officer smiled as he noticed how Succus reminded him how their relation started. Getting favors from a man like Succus was never free, but then one could meet far worst people than him. And if he was so excited about a little lass as to chase her across half New Eden, well, what could he say? The lady certainly was pretty, and it would be a pity that she was in distress...
71 days. Ishtanchuk checked her calculation again and it appeared very sound. She felt terribly tired and uncomfortable. She was tired of wearing the hospital gown and no more panties than the same set of three. She only had two pair of socks and one set of slippers. And now the air conditioning was high in all the complex, and she would had caught a cold if the environment wasn't sterile. Cold made her feel weak, to the point of dismissing the idea of starting a hunger strike to force her captors to release her. Her morale was low as now the nurses shifted each two days, and the interrogations would take several hours in the morning and in the evenings... how, how could she withstand that for a few months more? And how in heavens had she messed herself into that situation?
Laying on the bed, covered with the blanket and curled to keep warm, Ishtanchuk acknowledged that depression was setting on her. And she could not make a thing about it... she could not..
Then she heard noises. Footsteps approached and the door unlocked so someone could come in, but it was not the time of some scheduled activity. Intrigued by the novelty, Ishtanchuk stood on the bed. Then the door opened and a man stepped in and stood by the door looking at Ishtanchuk.
He was an Achura with a unusual tan complexion, sporting a small pencil mustache and cropped hair. He looked at Ishtanchuk and set his arms ajar as Ish's eyes opened wide. Startled, she stepped from the bed and stood looking at he man, and then Ishtanchuk ran to him and cried:
"Hiro! It's you!"
The man smiled broadly and opened his arms to catch Ishtanchuk as she reached him, and then he took her small body in his arms and lifted Ish on her tiptoes as she looked for his mouth and kissed him.
(continues)
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2014.12.08 10:17:36 -
[2900] - Quote
(continued)
"Hiya, Jiggles! That's what I call a welcome!"
"Oh don't call me Jiggles!", laughed Ishtanchuk, and then kissed him again, slowly.
"Well well well, someone's been starved of sweet loving here, isn't?"
"Oh, stop kidding! Now take me out of this place and tell me how in heavens did you find me and why took you so long!"
"Find you? Please Ish, what are you talking about?"
"Hiro? Haven't you come to rescue me?", asked Ishtanchuk, her smile frozen in her face.
"Rescue you? From what? Ishtanchuk, I thought you had been misbehaving, since they told me you were being transferred in"
"Transferred? What...?"
"Transferred to The Dome. I've been there for a few months now, and then just yesterday I was told that a friend was coming in; they gave me your name and well, I wanted to meet and greet you. But nobody told me that you were in a hospital... or whatever is this place"
"No, this is no hospital, I... they've been keeping me as a prisoner, actually"
"A prisoner? Wait, what's this story about?" Hiro was obviously puzzled, and then Ishtanchuk felt a cold shiver down her spine. She felt like crying, but then she saw officer White coming down the corridor. Ishtanchuk stood still and looked at the Caldari woman waiting for her words.
"I am glad that you met your friend, Mistress Fazmarai. As you may guess a decision has been taken about your situation. Your health is recovered to the point where staying here can't help you further, and apparently you're feeling uncomfortable with the environmental control here. Also, since you won't help us to keep you safe, we've decide to move you to a different facility, where other former capsuleers will be your new companions. We checked all backgrounds and Mr. Hiro is the only one you knew. We've established that he's not a liability for your personal security"
Ish would swear that officer White was smiling at that point. What did she knew? Hiro and Ish were more than friends and less than a couple, certainly: Hiro was one of the first capsuleer acquaintances of Ishtanchuk, and a few things more she wouldn't felt comfortable if someone like officer White could know.
"So you're sending me where? What is The Dome?"
"We could call it a retirement house for former capsuleers, Mistress Fazmarai. According to Dr. Masure it's still unclear whether you're still a capsuleer or don't, as your brain keeps playing with your implants or vice versa. But you have nothing to fear and we have nothing to worry about sending you to The Dome. You can contact me anytime when you remember something that could help us on the shooting."
"Shooting?", muttered Hiro, and Ishtanchuk answered, gravely:
"That's a long story, Hiro. As for you, officer White, I can only assure you one thing. This will be over, one way or another, sooner or later; and then I will look for you, and you will not like it when we meet again"
"Oh, Mistress Fazmarai, spare yourself the drama. Don't you think that my real name is White? We CONCORD are very aware on what disgraceful bunch of thugs are you the capsuleers. I am confident that my organization will thank me and my effort and will keep me safe from your petty vows of revenge. We'll meet when you're willing to help me in keeping you safe. Failing that, you will be safe at The Dome until you can help us. Until then, good bye, Mistress Fazmarai."
Ishtanchuk bit her lip and attempted to keep a calm face. Nothing mattered, actually. She wanted to ask about Dr. Masure, but that would be seen in the future. Also agent White. Also that awful place. And whatever was The Dome. Everything, everything could wait. Ishtanchuk looked at Hiro, and probably they could see each other for the first time without the haze of emotion. Hiro was thinner than usual, and there was something wrong in his smile. And obviously now he could see the scars on Ishtanchuk's jaw and lips, and her cropped hair, and the asymmetry of her chest.
"Well then, this hasn't finished yet", whispered Ishtanchuk.
"I am lost, Ish. But anyway, I've brought some clothes with me... they're of official issue, I fear. But may be better than that hospital gown..."
"Surely they will be", answered Ishtanchuk, attempting to smile. Now she could see how Hiro's clothes were reminiscent of a uniform, albeit they had been tailored to fit him. Hiro smiled and said:
"Well, now if we can lock that door and test this clothes on you..."
Ish looked up to him, and then she recalled her wounded bosom. "Jiggles", she thought. "You don't..."
"Not now, Hiro", she said. "I... need to be alone for a while so I can... "
"Cry?", finished Hiro.
"Probably yes. And maybe pray so somebody eventually misses me enough to look after me... no matter how hidden... I must be sure that they will find me"
"I don't understand anything, Ish. But whatever it is, you know that you can count on me"
"I will thank God for that, Hiro. At least, now I am not alone."
Then Ishtanchuk pushed Hiro softly, taking a travel bag from his hands, and closed the door behind. Slowly and mechanically, Ishtanchuk undressed and started putting on the Dome uniform, repeating to herself, over and over:
"This hasn't finished yet, but now I am not alone. I am not alone... I am not alone!"
END of Part 2.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2014.12.08 10:27:01 -
[2901] - Quote
So now you just entered the thread... and there's a lot of new posts... with a story 10,100 words long??
Don't panic! Here is a link to the first post of the story:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=5282045#post5282045
And another link to the first post of the first part:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4083793#post4083793
Also have a link to a PDF version of the first part of Falling star (The corridor):
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/43813009/Falling%20Star%20part%20one%20-%20The%20corridor%20pdf.pdf
And to the second part (The Hall):
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/43813009/Falling%20Star%20part%20two%20-%20The%20Hall%20pdf.pdf
The Hall can be read as a independent story, but The Corridor is a nice read too and provides some extra background. As you may figure (or fear, at this point) there will be a third part of the story, namely Part three: The Dome. That should be the last part of Falling Star...
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2014.12.09 10:24:50 -
[2902] - Quote
Read it, moar please. I have a need for stories to read at work Gÿ¦
Stare at the shadows for long enough, and they will become what you imagine them to be.
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Random McNally
Isogen 5
86607
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Posted - 2014.12.09 15:19:29 -
[2903] - Quote
Wow.....
Excellent work.
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Wanda Fayne
Gurlz with Gunz
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Posted - 2014.12.24 22:14:35 -
[2904] - Quote
How nice of you to subtly introduce me to this thread!
I had no idea...
(Peels off the hot sticky leather and slips into a nice warm bath drawn with lavender oil. The soft candlelight dances shadows across the screen as the words appear before my eager young eyes)
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Random McNally
The Vendunari
End of Life
90585
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Posted - 2014.12.26 17:50:18 -
[2905] - Quote
(looking forward to post 2)
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
3558
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Posted - 2014.12.28 09:51:41 -
[2906] - Quote
Alone in her appartment, Indahmawar opened the envelope containing the first print proof of the "Ladi sof New Eden YC 117 Calendar", whcih after many twists and turns, had become a reality. Admiring the quality of the paper, she turned the month sheets, and found the October one.
There she was, with the shy face which, according to the photographer, better depicted her. As usual she watched at her small bosom, and wondered why couldn't she be any larger... knowing that she *could*, being a capsuleer, but didn't dared to. Browsing the pages, she counted and noticed how there were four girls with a small bust, four with a large one, and five with average bust. They all looked good, even with the unfashionable CONCORD Standard Issue underwear.... Ishtanchuk even had managed to make the awful pants look smaller and sexier than they were.
Some of the girls were patrons of The Greater Fool Bar, others don't. Some were better known and other almost unknown. The Fock sisters... they had talked to Succus and had been enlisted, but Indahmawar never had engaged them. They made an interesting composition, with a double dose of beautiful Brutor... Actually the calendar was quire diverse, even as the only criteria used to enlist girls was that they were willing to pose in their undies.
Indahmawar kept browsing the calendar and stopped at feburary. Ishtanchuk... were was she? Nobody had heard of her for more than four months, and now Indahmawar agreed with Succus that it was worrying. She figured that Succus was looking for Ishtanchuk, maybe even before Indah felt concerned. But also didn't helped that Ishtanchuk's funds were vanishing and now Indahmawar had to ask Yiole for help in paying the Sansha agents growing a healthy clone for Indahmawar's mother...
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2014.12.29 07:27:55 -
[2907] - Quote
Merry Christmas to all, Indah, when can we expect part 3?
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Random McNally
The Vendunari
End of Life
90910
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Posted - 2014.12.31 15:03:10 -
[2908] - Quote
A very happy New Year to all.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2014.12.31 20:15:15 -
[2909] - Quote
Happy New Year to everybody, when it's your local time to celebrate. Follow the local customs and take care in case that they're hazardous!
Also remember to trash the old calendars and pin your YC 117 calendars on the wall.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.01.02 20:33:33 -
[2910] - Quote
Samoth Egnoled wrote:Merry Christmas to all, Indah, when can we expect part 3?
Sometime in 2015... can't be more precise. But will be as soon as possible, I assure you. Ishtanchuk is not happy with how Part 2 ended for her...
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.01.10 11:31:55 -
[2911] - Quote
The dim lights of the corridor in "night" mode iluminated the Greater Fool Bar through the transparent glasses of the main door, untila shadow bloked the doorway with tis rpesence. The lock akcnowledgged a entry code with a oft bepe and he door opned, and then the anciallry lighting turned on, marking the way to the stairways leading to the private appartments. Under that light, the figure of Ishtnachuk Fazmarai looked very small, specially as she dressed in black. Her heels tapped soflty along the way to the stairs and she started climbing up, when a man voice said:
"Welcome, Ishtanchuk"
Ish turned her head and saw Succus by the bar.
"Hi, Succus. I'm going up now, let the circus start tomorrow"
"Did the surgery go well?"
"Yes. I don't want to talk now, see you tomorrow"
"Of course. Sleep well, Ishtanchuk"
"Sleep well you too, Succus"
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai climbed the stairs and walked the short distance to her appartment's door. The door in front of hers was that of of Indahmawar's appartment, and it opened just enough to show the face of Nermal the resurrected sabretooth. The genetically engineered beast purred in agreement after identifying Ishtanchuk and acknowledging that she had been absent for a long time. Then the sabretooth tiger shut the door back and returned to his guard.
Ishtanchuk opened her appartment's door and met one fo the robo-aides by it. The machines barely spoke, but this time the robotic assistant said:
"Welcome, Mistress Fazmarai. Mr. Succus ordered a cold meal for you and it's ready at the kitchen, in case that you are hungry"
"Thank you, but I will just sleep. Keep the meal for breakfast"
"Aye, madam"
Ishtanchuk undressed as the robo-aide readied the bed, and decided to skip brushing her hair, still not as long as usual, but enoguh to be worth keeping it in a net for sleep. She asked for a sleep pill and swallowed it; then she went into he bed as the pill relaxed her before providing a restful sleep. At least for that night.
Right before sleeping, Ishtanchuk caressed the scar on the left side of her mouth, but she was stunned by the pill and didn't felt any emotional response to its presence as a part of her life.
"Back here", she whispered, and then the second wave of chemicals from the pill hit her and she fell asleep.
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Samoth Egnoled
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Posted - 2015.01.13 07:57:22 -
[2912] - Quote
Well that's not fair, moar! Looking forward to reading more.
Laud you owe us more of your story too!
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Random McNally
The Vendunari
End of Life
92664
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Posted - 2015.01.13 12:04:12 -
[2913] - Quote
Samoth Egnoled wrote:Well that's not fair, moar! Looking forward to reading more.
Laud you owe us more of your story too!
I know, I know. I have my notebook with me and will be continuing to hammer this out. Laud's next post will be the finish to the Jailbreak story.
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selket Shihari
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
2194
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Posted - 2015.01.17 02:01:01 -
[2914] - Quote
*stands outside and licks the window*
Come Mr. Bigglesworth
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.01.18 23:04:41 -
[2915] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai picked the last piece of sausage and then a piece of farfalle from her pasta breakfast, and chewed them carefully before swalowing. The breakfast was already cold and she would had left the last few farfalle on the dish if wasn't for the long years of her childhood and the need to "be a grateful lady and finish the food she could enjoy while so many others were hungry". But cold pasta was cold, so she picked all he last farfalle and filled her mouth with them in a unelegant manner; after some difficult chewing and swallowing, the dish was empty and she had finished.
She stood up and walked out of the kitchen as a robo-aide started cleaning the table. Indahmawar stretched her arms to her back, in a gesture she owed to her friend Yiole Gionglao. It didn't amttered as long as she was alone, and she could rely on her education to keep the appropiate manners in every situation. Or almost, as real life turned to be full of situations nobody had told her. Some of them specific to being a capsuleer, others more mundane and yet deemed unappropiate for a young Khanid lady with a family name and a tradition to live by them.
For an instance, what to do when the doorbell rings so early in the morning that no respectable lady would neither go visit another lady, nor be bothered by unwanted guests? She wasn't dressed as to welcome visits, but the appartments at the Greater Fool bar were very private so anyone ringing likely was important. And would (or should) forgive if Indahmawar was dressed with a t-shirt and shorts. With the mass of Nermal the resurrected sabretooth to her right, in a position where it could easily leap on any intruder, Indahmawar opened the door. Then she opened her eyes wide open and her jaw fell down, and she tried to speak but all her could do was a shocked moan.
"Hello, Indahmawar", said Ishtanchuk Fazmarai, and then she pushed softly her cousin into the the appartment and shut the door behind her.
"Ishtanchuk!", said Indahmawar, eventually. "It's you! Oh my! You! Where! Why! When! Why oh where oh... Ishtanchuk!", babbled Indahamwar and then she grabbed the chest of Ishtanchuk's dress and pulled her, and kissed her face frantically as tears rained from her eyes. "Why, when, where, why", she kept sobbing as Ish held her in her arms, caressing her back in silence.
"I am sorry to ahve worried you, Indahmawar", said Ishtanchuk, and then Indah noticed her calm tone. Ishtanchuk wasn't crying at all and Indah noticed too what she had seen inconsciously: she was tan, darker than usual, and there was a decolorate scar on her cheek.
"Ishtanchuk! What's that scar?"
"It is a reminder.. it hasn't been easy these last months."
"You've been away for half a year... Where have you been? Why didn't you come back sooner?"
"I... I've been lost, indahmawar. But Succus found me. And I am here now. I see that you... You look well"
"Do I? I suppose... Oh Ishtanchuk, things have been so complicated.. and maman is really ill... and I've been paying the Sansha agents with your money but I feared I would run out... i asked Yiole and she borrowed some to me... I..."
"You've been a bit overhwelmed by the circunstances, I figure", said Ishanchuk, amd Indahmawar was shocked to notice her cold tone.
"Ishtanchuk, are you angry?"
"Do I sound angry? No, I am not. I am just tired yet. But I didn't wanted to delay the news. I am back, that's it. Now we can start sorting everything with Eugerelia's new clone."
"Ishtanchuk... what happened to you?"
"Don't worry about that, Indah. It's past"
"But the scar..."
"It will be past too. Another day"
Ishanchuk looked at Indahmawar. Her face still was red and wet from cying, and obviously she still hadn't finished with the tears. As usual, she looked very fragile despite she was taller and younger than Ishtanchuk. Ishtanchuk had pondered whether it was worthy to share her experiences with Indahmawar; but that was not the time. Maybe would never be the time. Yet also, could Indahmawar understand Ishtanchuk?
"What if... what would you do with it? That someone almost killed your older cousin, your older sister, your best friend?", she thought. But that was not the present neither. The present was the Greater Fool Bar. It was Eugerelia's clone. And it was the itching and discomfort as her body healed from the (expensive, fast and extremely high quality) reconstruction of her right breast. A rarity among capsuleers, when eternity and forever youth were a clone away. But things had to be done as they had to be done.
"I am not angry", said Ishtanchuk and then she held Indahmawar's face and kissed the corners of her lips. "I am fine. I am here"
Then Indahmawar saw a single tear falling from Ishtanchuk's eye, and she leaned on her shoulder and began crying again. Ishtanchuk caressed her back too, as things had to be done. A shiver of realization went down Ishanchuk's back and she pressed Indahmawar harder. It was real. That was her cousin. And she was there too, eventually!
Back at home.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.01.24 22:32:01 -
[2916] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao was finishing her last exercises with cufflinks when the door bell ringed. Still panting after the exercise and with her sportswear dotted by sweaty spots, she hoped it would be a short visit as she needed a shower. She dressed her disheaveled hair with her hand and opened the door, and there she saw Indahmawar Fazmarai.
"Oh, Indah! Welcome, I was just finishing my training routine"
"Hi, Yiole... don't you know who's here?"
Then Yiole saw Ishtanchuk Fazmarai, stepping from the dead angle of the door and into the doorway.. At first glimpse, Yiole noticed how she was tanner than usual, and indmediately saw a scar on her jaw.
"Ishanchuk! You're back! What happened to you?", said Yiole, and then she embraced Ish shortly "Excuse me to not hug you, I've been exercising and i'm sweaty. Please you two come in and wait, i'll take a quick shower and then we can talk!"
The Fazmarai cousins followed Yiole into her appartment, and sat on the couch while Yiole insisted to "just wait five minutes" and "of course, they could use her robo-aides for anything".
Yiole walked into the toilet and closed the door behind her, then the fazmarai looked at each other and Indahmawar said:
"Well, looks like we've been a bit untimely..."
"Not really, beauties", said a male voice.
"Random!", shouted Indah, startled
"Oh, hello, Random", said Ishtanchuk, identifying Random McNally. "So you are here?"
"Yes, ladies, I was sorting something in Yiole's bedroom while waited to go lunch. When did you come back, Ish? I haven't seen your cute face in ages..."
"Just arrived yesterday. Now i'm visitng people. And for what I see, you and Yiole are back together?"
"Well, she left before you disappeared... right? But yes, I've been here and there, in wormholes... then heard Yiole was back and, wel, we're taking a second chance"
Random looked at the Fazmarais. As usual he thought that they were some fine ladies, but also noticed how Indahmawar was a bit restless, and then he said:
"Well, I'm going to check whether Yiole needs something... can't get used to those machines readying her clothes and stuff"
Random left and moved back to the bedroom, and Indah followed her with her sight. Rhen Ishtanchuk looked at Idnhamawar for a while and whispered:
"Indah... you've licked your lower lip three times when Random came in... don't tell me you and him...?"
"Huh? Did I? I..."
"Oh my... you and him... while Yiole was out?"
"Don't say it like that, Ish... come on... you know Random is our type, too..."
"Certainly he's one nice laki laki... but I would wait and ask Yiole before..."
"She was gone! It was... well, only did it once"
"Only once...?" Ishtanchuk raised an eyebrow ironically, knowing the habits of her younger cousin.
"One... well, was a one nigh affair" said Indahmawar, upset.
"Ok, Ok, easy my dear... I guess you didn't talk to Yiole, right?"
"What would be the point...? I..." said Indah, then she interrupted when the toilet door opened. Yiole exited it, covered with a bathrobe.
"Just a minute, girls! I'll dress and will be back in no time!"
"Oh, don't hurry for us, Random readied your clothes"
"Oh, he isn't used to the robo-aides! By the way, Ishtanchuk..."
"Yes...?"
Yiole closed in to the Fazmarais and then talked softly:
"Ish, do you still have those large appartments for rent on the third floor?"
"The ones for couples and families?"
"Yes, those."
"Will you need them, dear?", smiled Ishtanchuk
"Maybe. Just... maybe", said Yiole and winked timidly.
"You know Indah...", said Ishtanchuk when Yiole exited the room, "Maybe you should talk with Random..."
"Maybe.. But really... do you think it could be an issue with Yiole?"
"How couldl I know? Certianly we've shared men in other occasions, but not at each other's back"
Indahmawar looked at Ishtanchuk, and something inside her hated Ish. Why was she making it so complicated? Certainly she had given a little thought to Yiole, but all in all... She was gone. And Random was so hurt... so out of his being... Indah would had swear that he felt the same emptiness of purpose she felt sometimes, the sense of being somebody else doing somebody else's life. He had understood... didn't him? And she had understood...
Indahmawar still was thinking about that when Yiole and Random exited the bedroom, without time for anything else than some cuddling. As the couple invited the Fazmarais to come and lunch with them, Indahmawar couldn't stop looking at all other three. Yiole and Random in their shared world. And Ishtanchuk... Ishtanchuk was different. For a second, Indah thought that actually she didn't knew anything of what Ishtanchuk had done for the last six months. They had been talking about Eugerelia and Indahmwaar and the bar and people and acquitances... and when they had another chance to talk, suddenly Ish had interested herself on whether Indah had been intimate with Random. Once again, the matter was not ish and her absence...
What was she hiding? What was wrong, if anything was wrong?
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! Ingame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2015.01.24 22:59:14 -
[2917] - Quote
selket Shihari wrote:*stands outside and licks the window* You really shouldn't do that you know, it can be quite unhealthy. After the recent filter malfunction a few days ago in this part of the station, you can not be too careful. Who knows what sort of particles might cling to the surface of that window....
Ezwal shakes his head and enters the bar.
Ah, good, my favourite table is free. A friendly nod and a slight hardly noticeable hand gesture to the bar is enough.
Good beer, excellent place, even better personnel. As usual, the tip I give is just as good.
((As, I might add, is the storyline.))
ISD Ezwal
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Vapor Ventrillian
Estel Arador Corp Services
Estel Arador Capsuleer Services
161
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Posted - 2015.01.24 23:21:23 -
[2918] - Quote
Wanders in weary from the latest ban and asks to be surprised as to what is brought to him...they bring him a carrot...
Appreciating the hilarious gesture he continues to eat the carrot...it turns out to be quite enjoyable
notices the shot in the roof....hmmmm
"carrots and pot-shots this is my kinda place"
The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be
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Yiole Gionglao
501
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Posted - 2015.01.25 11:15:34 -
[2919] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao and Random McNally decided to invite the Fazmarai cousins to have a lunch at a restaurant, and the group agreed to go to a trattoria. Yiole noticed how Indah seemed about to say something, but she agreed with the rest.
At the restaurant, they picked a quiet table in a corner to have some intimacy as four capsuleers would draw attention anywhere. The owner already kenw Yiole, and the group enjoyed a nice meal -just Indah took forever to pick her dishes- and all in all they had a nice conversation. Yet it was Yiole and Random who carried the weight of it, with the Fazmarais rarely intervening. Yiole's curiosity just grew as she watched Ishtanchuk being quieter than usual. Yiole waited for her chance to speak to Ish, and that chance came when Indah left for the toilet and a few minutes later also Random went in the same direction.
"And well, Ish? Will you say something today?", said Yiole, smiling.
"Why?"
"You two have been there silent like stuffed blackbirds... and don't you think you should explain something about your latest exploits?"
"Don't want to speak about it" said Ishtanchuk, tersely.
"Don't want to speak? I've seen that scar in your face. It's a gunshot, honey. Somebody shot your mouth! And you say you don't want to talk about it?"
"No, I don't want. It's the past. I want to let the past stay past"
"But you neither moved to a new clone nor healed that scar. I can see that you lost some teeth from that wound... but they're not missing, You just preserved the skin bruise... as to remember?"
"Seriously Yiole. Stop it. I just want to think about the present and the next future"
"As in? What are your plans?"
"My plans? Eugerelia's clone will reach the appropiate age in three weeks. I plan to bring Indah's mother here to detach her from her environment so she's more open... I've found a workaround to the body and soul issue... should work as she's not an Amarran, not even a pure Khanid. And she can't beat me in matters of Theology, obviously"
"Well, nice, so you heal Eugerelia. And what next?"
"Next? I don't know what's next. I just want to take that burden out of my shoulders. I want to relieve myself from it and let Indah and everybody else sort their business on their own. So I can focus on me, too. I've been taking a lot..."
"Hey, hey, stop it! You've been taking what you've wanted, I don't recall you ever asked me for help to get the money for Indah's mother! It's been you who has been leaving your friends aside, just like in the last six months!"
"My friends?", shouted Ishtanchuk, upset "My friends! Whom didn't cared for two months while I was missing! Who were very happy to not give me a second thought while I... It had to be Succus who convinced you that something was wrong with my absence! And he never gave up, he struggled and kept looking and questioning and doing all sorts of things to figure what had happen and whether I was in distress! It's been him who helped me!"
"No, no, stop that, inmediately!", shouted back Yiole "I'm not taking that bullshit, not even from you! If you had trouble, you just needed to ask for help! It's been you who wanted to single handle everything!"
"Ask for help?" spit Ish with a grim face "How, Yiole, how? Don't you think I would...?"
"You would...? Wait, what happened...?", said Yiole, concerned.
"Forget it. Past is past and I need to forget... to..." said Ishtanchuk, as grimness became sadness in her face and her eyes wetted.
"Ish! what happens?" asked Yiole, looking into Ishtanchuk's eyes.
"What? It happens that I am tired!", bursted Ish. "It happens that I am hurt! it happens that my heart is broken and there's nothing I can do about it!", said Ishtanchuk, sobbign and collapsing her face on her arms.
Yiole watched Ish, sobbing as her shoulders shaked and stifled moans could be heard from behind the hair hiding Ish's face. Yiole stood up and moved to Ish, crouching and embracing her so Ish could lean her head on her shoulders.
"Ish, ish... oh my, what happened... What is so terrible? I am here, we are here, we are your friends... you're not alone, we love you!", said Yiole to comfort Ish. Yet Ishtanchuk kept sobbing, hugging Yiole and shaking so hard that Yiole had trouble to keep her balance crouched on her high heels.
"Don't worry... we're here... ", kept repeating Yiole.
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The restaurant had an old fashioend layout, and that meant that the architect had alloted similar room for both ladies' and men's bathrooms. That meant that there were queues at the ladies' toilets, and so Indah had to wait before it was her turn. Thus in a way, once the set was staged, it was almost unavoidable that Indah, who had moved first to the bathrooms, exited them to meet Random right at the hall outside of the bathrooms.
"Hey, cutie!. Let's go back to Yiole and Ish before they think we fleed away!", waved Random.
Indahmawar smiled shily, and she felt the weight fo Fate on her. Before she could second think it, she said:
"Random... I think we should talk"
"Talk about what, cutie?"
"About what happened", said Indah's mouth as if it had its own life.
"What happened", repeated Random, and he felt a shiver from the top of his head to the depth of his guts. Memory bursted him with the feeling of a warm, firm body under him, tantalizing green eyes staring into his eyes, a cute face rocking with the movement of hips against hips, and a sound of soft moans as he pushed himself deeper and deeper into the moist, tight flesh of Indahmawar... Random felt heat on his cheeks and looked into Indahmawar, and she blushed under his stare. She felt as if Random was under her clothes, and a few eternal seconds slipped before Random's tongue untangled and he could say:
"Talk... about what? Why?"
"Yiole...", answered Indahmawar.
And then there was silence as Random and Indahmawar looked at each other, waiting for what would be next. Yiole... |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1408
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Posted - 2015.01.27 17:51:44 -
[2920] - Quote
17 hand written pages complete....Now to enter it all.
Finally, the conclusion to "Jailbreak". |
Samoth Egnoled
55740
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Posted - 2015.01.28 07:38:27 -
[2921] - Quote
Do it, do it now!
The slow blade penetrates the shield.
Green skull LLC - Louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny!
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1410
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Posted - 2015.01.28 17:15:36 -
[2922] - Quote
Jailbreak....the conclusion.
Sam glanced at the door and listened intently. GÇ£I think we have company.GÇ¥ He growled, turned to Random and cast a sharp look at the door as pounding commenced. GÇ£Scratch that, I know we have company.GÇ¥
Laudenum and Lailyana moved quickly to the table and each slapped open their stainless valise. Lail reached into the internal pockets of the case and began handing out small bits of compact foam to everyone. Laudenum grabbed odd bits from both and rapidly started assembling what appeared to be a pair of firearms. GǣEveryone grab a set of these earplugs and stick them in your ears.Gǥ She said, slamming a power cell into the first assembled pistol. GǣThe hallway and room are laced withGǪGǥ
GÇ£Frequency stunners.GÇ¥ Lemant finished, taking the earplugs and fitting them into his own ears. Laudenum smiled broadly and tossed the assembled pistol to him. Lemant caught the pistol deftly and gave her a quizzical look.
GÇ£Homemade blaster.GÇ¥ She said, continuing her work on the second pistol. GÇ£ItGÇÖs very short range and only good for a couple of solid shots. After that, the internals will melt.GÇ¥ She slapped the power cell into the second and reached for her own earplugs.
A loud clatter and the wrenching sound of tormented metal grabbed the attention of everyone in the room. Sam had grabbed one of the chairs in the interrogation room and had pulled a metal leg from the frame.
Random visually scanned the room and pointed to the small surveillance cameras positioned high on the walls. As the pounding and shouts from the officer grew more intense, Sam walked around and destroyed the cameras with his improvised metal club.
Indahmawar looked very nervously around at the conspiratorial little group. Loud bar noise, she was accustomed to but the sounds of impending battle frightened her. She gripped the tiny neural stunner tightly in her hand and turned to watch the door. All color drained from her face as she noticed that the wall and the door had become transparent. Wide eyed, she stumbled back to the table and bumped into Laudenum.
Laud looked up and noticed IndahGÇÖs expression. Her jaw nearly dropped when, following IndahGÇÖs line of sight, she saw through into the corridor at the assembled officers with more arriving. In a disheartened tone she said, GÇ£Wow, I didnGÇÖt see that coming.GÇ¥
Random and Sam spun to the door and pronounced, in a blistering tone, racial curses in their respective tongues. GÇ£Laud?GÇ¥ Random asked, as if looking for an answer to an unasked question.
A piercing sound shattered the nervous silence of the room. Everyone flinched as the detention areaGÇÖs frequency stunners assaulted their senses, but Laudenum had retrieved a small controller and jammed the button on its surface. The stunning squeal abruptly altered and the room became silent. They turned to the door and watched as the assembled group of officers grabbed their ears and dropped to the ground.
GÇ£Switched the frequency. Very nice.GÇ¥ Lemant commented to Laud with an appreciative look. Laud paused to smile back, but Sam shattered the moment. GÇ£Do we have a plan GÇÿBGÇÖ?GÇ¥
Random cast a wary eye at the incapacitated guards and turned to the group. GǣLaud, Lail.Gǥ He barked, GǣYour first priority is to get Indah to safety.Gǥ Laud glanced at Matokin and then back to her brother. GǣBut, RandomGǪGǥ
GÇ£No GÇÿbutsGÇÖ!GÇ¥ he commanded. GÇ£Lemant is a trained soldier and is armed. He can protect himself.GÇ¥
The door burst open as a guard who had resisted the stunning frequency began leveling on Random with a military grade pistol. Random grabbed Indahmawar and spun her around, interposing his body between the weapon and the tiny Khanid woman. He tensed, his body waiting for the guardGÇÖs weapon to discharge but smiled instead as SamGÇÖs metal club shattered the faceplate of the guardGÇÖs helmet and sent him sprawling back into the hallway. Random glanced back over his shoulder to see SamGÇÖs grinning face. GÇ£We have our plan GÇÿBGÇÖ.GÇ¥ the big Caldari said.
GÇ£IGÇÖll take point.GÇ¥ Lailyana said, and spun through the open door and stopped only long enough to kick a struggling guard in the throat. Laudenum paused and looked between Indahmawar and Lemant: her indecision plain on her face. GÇ£Damnit!GÇ¥ Random swore. He turned sharply to Lemant. GÇ£You, with Laud! IGÇÖll take Indah.GÇ¥ Lemant moved quickly to Laudenum and they both exited the interrogation room.
Sam turned to Random as he began grabbing the stunned guardGÇÖs weapons. GÇ£I got rear guard. Get her out.GÇ¥
Random could tell by his hold on Indah that she was scared. Her body shook with her too rapid breathing and though he couldnGÇÖt see her eyes, he suspected they were as big as dinner plates. GÇ£CGÇÖmon cutie,GÇ¥ he said with a quick hug, GÇ£LetGÇÖs go take a walk.GÇ¥
The sounds of small arms fire came from down the hall and both Sam and Random turned to look. They glanced at each other and steeled their resolve. It was the look of soldiers preparing themselves mentally for a fight. Both were shocked when a high pitched buzz and a squeak shocked them from their mental preparations. Random spun and smiled to see Indahmawar holding her small neural stunner with both hands and pointing to a guard that was flopping spasmodically on the floor. She turned and looked into RandomGÇÖs eyes, hers wide with fright and excitement. A nervous giggle escaped her and she slumped to the floor, fainted away.
GÇ£Not exactly soldier material?GÇ¥ Sam said with a half smile. Random bent over to scoop up the little Khanid woman. GÇ£I canGÇÖt throw stones, GÇ£he said smiling, GÇ£the first time I shot someone face to face, I nearly vomited.GÇ¥
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1410
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Posted - 2015.01.28 17:21:00 -
[2923] - Quote
Sam grinned and turned looking for fresh targets but Random froze. Looking at Sam, he noticed that the huge Caldari soldierGÇÖs hair was darkening.
The nanite disguises were wearing off.
GÇ£We gotta go!GÇ¥ he said, scooping Indah from the floor and sprinting down the hallway.
Sam, Random and the unconscious Indahmawar entered the vestibule. The guard behind the desk was sprawled over the console with Lailyana plucking the sidearm from his fingers. Laud turned back to Random. GǣWe have to go.Gǥ She said urgently. GǣThe disguisesGǪGǥ
GÇ£GǪare wearing off. Yea, I know.GÇ¥ Random finished as he glanced briefly around. GÇ£All present and accounted for.GÇ¥ He said, more to himself than to the group. GÇ£Ok Lail, Laud. LetGÇÖs fade out.GÇ¥
Lail went to the exit of the security area and glanced each way. With a casual air, she stepped out and started walking down the hallway. Laud turned a worried look to Random about the unconscious Indah in his arms. GÇ£SheGÇÖs fine.GÇ¥ Random answered with a smile. GÇ£Now sheGÇÖs battle tested.GÇ¥
Laudenum smiled her wide smile and placed her arm in LemantGÇÖs. They both strolled out casually into the hallway.
Random turned back to look at Sam who was fiddling with the controls of the guardGÇÖs stun rifle. Sam noticed his glance and smiled. GÇ£ItGÇÖs crap as a real weapon, but I do like this part.GÇ¥ He flipped a switch on the power pack and an electronic hum began increasing in pitch and intensity. He casually tossed the rifle down the security hallway and joined Random and Indah walking down the hall. A loud GÇÿWHUMPGÇÖ emanated from the security office entrance followed by a small cloud of smoke and debris and Sam smiled wryly. GÇ£They really need to tighten up security in this place.GÇ¥
The walk down the hallway was frighteningly dull. ItGÇÖs isolation from the greater part of the station kept foot traffic to a minimum. The hallway was nearly empty save for a few maintenance workers working on electronics within exposed panels. As the trio approached the first of the maintenance workers, she casually stood and opened a door allowing Sam to enter and vanish down a different hallway. The woman returned to the panel as if nothing out of the ordinary happened.
A dozen steps later, another of the techs stood and opened the door for Random and Indah. Zoe Kaltana smiled and glanced from under her work cap. GÇ£Next time, donGÇÖt keep all the fun for yourselves.GÇ¥ Random smiled and winked to the Bloodhorse tribe warrior and slid inside the passageway.
Indahmawar awoke with a start. She looked around the unfamiliar environment wide eyed and startled.
GÇ£Shhhhh, youGÇÖre ok, Indah. YouGÇÖre safe.GÇ¥ Random said, holding her gently. She spun in his grasp and looked up into his face.
GÇ£WhereGǪWhatGǪGÇ¥ she said as if so many questions went through her mind but couldnGÇÖt decide on which one to voice.
He hugged her and stroked her hair, watching the nanite induced silvery white coloring in her hair drain away to its natural black. She accepted the hug, clinging to the solid mass that was the big Matari.
GÇ£I was so frightened.GÇ¥ She whispered into his neck.
GÇ£You were very brave.GÇ¥ He said with a smile. GÇ£Nermal would have been proud.GÇ¥
GÇ£IGǪIGǪGÇ¥ she stuttered, looking very confused. She looked up into RandomGÇÖs eyes and kissed him with an intensity that can only confirm that you are alive. She withdrew from the kiss slowly; her eyes closed and body thrumming with the nervous energy from the fight. She opened her eyes and composed herself, every bit the Khanid royal lady. She slid from RandomGÇÖs grasp to the ground and looked around.
GÇ£Where are we?GÇ¥ She asked. The fire from that brief burst of passion beginning to temper.
GÇ£We are in a maintenance space behind the bar.GÇ¥ He said, his lips still tingling from the contact. GÇ£I didnGÇÖt think it would be good to enter with you, GÇ£he hesitated, GÇ£indisposed.GÇ¥
She smiled and hugged him gently. GÇ£Thank you.GÇ¥ She said blushing. GÇ£I think IGÇÖm ready to go back in now.GÇ¥
Laudenum returned from the bar to the table where Random sat sipping from a cup of coffee. She carried a tall glass of something that looked foul and smelled strong. She moved with a bubbly energy that showed that she still rode the GÇÿhighGÇÖ of the successful operation. She plopped down into the chair across from him and drank deeply from the contents of the glass. She winced and shuddered slightly as the noxious stuff went down but smiled as her face reddened. The stuff must have been very potent.
GÇ£You saw Lemant off?GÇ¥ Random asked.
GÇ£Yea. I gave him my Vigil. ItGÇÖs speed fit so he shouldnGÇÖt have any trouble unless he runs into a bubble.GÇ¥ She sipped from the glass again with less reaction. GÇ£He owes me now.GÇ¥ Her grin showed a lot of teeth.
Random scowled into his coffee. He could understand his sisterGÇÖs mood. A successful operation and what appeared to be a clean get away. What was there NOT to celebrate? He took another sip of his coffee and willed his face to a neutral mask.
Laudenum watched her brother, the euphoric smile dying by degrees. GÇ£Random, GÇ£she said, frustrated, GÇ£what the hell is wrong with you?GÇ¥
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1410
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Posted - 2015.01.28 17:26:47 -
[2924] - Quote
GÇ£IGÇÖm going to be leaving.GÇ¥ Random said levelly. GÇ£IGÇÖm not sure if IGÇÖm coming back.GÇ¥
Laud stared at him disbelieving. GÇ£Are you serious?GÇ¥ she asked incredulously. GÇ£This place is good. This place is fun!GÇ¥ She waved her arms around as if showing off the room. GÇ£This is the first capsuleer bar that we havenGÇÖt HAD to fight constantly to be left alone.GÇ¥ She shook her head and drank deeply again. GÇ£Personally, IGÇÖm going to get very drunk and find a reasonably healthy man to take meGǪ.GÇ¥ Her words trailed off as the picture came clear to her. GÇ£AhGǪGÇ¥ she said, sympathy filling her voice. GÇ£Yiole.GÇ¥
RandomGÇÖs face turned stony and he lifted his coffee cup to cover anything it might give away. He focused on the sensation of the hot coffee hitting his throat and deepened his scowl.
Laud moved into the seat next to him and plucked the coffee cup from his hand. She absently set it on the table and wrapped her arms around him and squeezed tight. She held her embrace until he succumbed and finally hugged her back. He felt her tear on the side of his neck and his breathing slowed and relaxed. She pulled away, dragging her sleeve across her eyes and composed herself.
GÇ£When? Where?GÇ¥ she asked simply. No other words were needed but her voice was thick with emotion.
GÇ£Soon. Tonight probably. IGÇÖm not sure where.GÇ¥ He fought the tide of emotion welling inside of himself. GÇ£I may try out wormholes.GÇ¥
GÇ£Is she thatGǪGÇ¥ she started to say, but when RandomGÇÖs gaze turned icy, she let the question die.
He finished off his coffee and stood. He placed his hand on LaudenumGÇÖs shoulder. GÇ£When joy in the light has passedGǪGÇ¥ he said softly.
GÇ£It is time to move on.GÇ¥ She finished. She rested her cheek on his hand as he squeezed slightly and then walked back to his rented room.
It would not take long for him to pack, but he moved like a man facing a firing squad. As a capsuleer, he had learned to travel light. Most corporate stations had inexpensive storage and he could store items here if he desired to. He had separated what would be required for extended stays in space from the frivolous and sentimental. Yiole had left him for who-knows-where. Her note had given no time frame to her purpose or duration. Perhaps she simply moved on to GÇÿgreener pasturesGÇÖ.
He sat down heavily on the bed and read it for the thousandth time. Maybe reading it just once more would show that hidden clue, that thing he kept missing. He scowled, feeling silly for having such attachment. Damnit, he was a capsuleer, not some fawning beast. She left to pursue her own life, he thought. With an effort, he squeezed the paper, wadding it into a ball and tossed it to the floor.
He returned to his packing, jamming items into the bad when his door opened. He looked up and saw Indahmawar standing in the doorway. She wore a silk robe, streaks from the dampness of her hair leaving discolored patches where it touched. Her face was stern and a little sad. A princess caught in a moment of being human.
GÇ£Hey cutie, GÇ£Random said with a levity he really didnGÇÖt feel, GÇ£Your Robo-servants on break time?GÇ¥
Indah stepped into RandomGÇÖs room and softly closed the door. Even facing away from him, her voice was pained with emotion. GÇ£I heard that you were leaving.GÇ¥
He winced. GÇ£Yea.GÇ¥ Was all he could respond with, his voice dying to a mere echo.
GǣIGǪGǥ, she said slowly, still facing the door, Gǣwould like you to stay.Gǥ
Random looked at Indah. He could note the last few beads of water rolling down the length of her ebony hair. The silk of her robe, damp in some areas clung to the curves of her body. She turned and saw the conflicted look on RandomGÇÖs face and reached for the sash of her robe.
GÇ£I, would like you to stay.GÇ¥ She said again, her voice a seductive whisper as she pulled apart the knot. A gentle movement and the robe slid to the floor in a silken puddle at her feet. She stood and faced him every inch a Khanid princess. She looked as regal in her nudity as she would be in a courtly formal gown. RandomGÇÖs knees grew weak and he sat unceremoniously on the bed. She smiled a wicked little smile and walked slowly towards him. She was not heavily muscled, but her soft curves drew his eyes. She stopped before him, so close he could smell her soap mingled with her scent. She reached and took both his hands and placed them gently on her hips. Her skin was warm and very soft like the silk of her discarded robe.
GǣIndah, IGǪGǥ he started, his voice thick in his throat.
GǣShhhhGǪGǥ she said, placing a finger on his lips. GǣYou are with me. You are safe.Gǥ She touched her forehead to his, her hair cascading in a dark wave around his face and he breathed deeply. She reached down leisurely, her fingers drifting down his sides and began to slowly remove his shirt.
She woke in the dark. The blankets and bedding were warm, but the heat of RandomGÇÖs body was missing. She reached across the bed from where he had held her and found the spot vacant. She looked around the room as she brought up the lighting and listened intently.
The only sounds she could hear were the ambient sounds of the station. RandomGÇÖs possessions were gone.
A sob escaped from her and as the covers of his bed slipped off her, she allowed herself to weep. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1410
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Posted - 2015.01.28 17:28:31 -
[2925] - Quote
The staff gazed spellbound at Laudenum as she finished the story. She tipped her glass and emptied it.
GÇ£That is NOT how it happened.GÇ¥ Indahmawar said sternly, snapping the reverie from the assembled audience. GÇ£At least, not that last part.GÇ¥ The color in her face was rising.
Laud smiled. GÇ£There may have been just a little embellishment on the storytellers part.GÇ¥ She said with a wink.
The wait staff that had assembled to hear the story collectively groaned at the thought that their boss had not been involved in a torrid love affair and began dispersing to their duties. Laud quickly set her glass on AngelinaGÇÖs tray which earned her a quick scowl and a half hearted smile. As Angelina returned to the bar, Laudenum stretched her long legs under the table. Indah stood hugging herself next to her.
GÇ£How did you know?GÇ¥, Indah whispered, her face now bloodless.
GÇ£Not from my knotheaded brother, if thatGÇÖs what you are concerned about.GÇ¥ Laud whispered back. GÇ£Rook, the head of maintenance is a class GÇÿAGÇÖ perv. He has tapped into most of the security feeds in the station.GÇ¥ Laud stood and wrapped Indahmawar in a sisterly hug. GÇ£Rook had a copy of your tryst.GÇ¥ She said, looking Indah firmly in the eye. GÇ£But, IGÇÖm sure the technical difficulties heGÇÖs experiencing now will ensure the patronage of the Greater Fool Bar their discretion.GÇ¥
Laud softened as a tear escaped IndahGÇÖs eye. GÇ£IGÇÖm sorry, hon.GÇ¥ Laud said, hugging Indah tightly. GÇ£IGÇÖm so very very sorry.GÇ¥
This concludes 'Jailbreak'. Hope you liked it. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2841
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Posted - 2015.01.29 17:06:31 -
[2926] - Quote
*Downloads a proprietary computer program to interrupt station signals and sends an alert message over the Greater Fool's Bar intercom*
"Hey, you guys, it's Gaellia! I'm stuck in my captain's cabin. I can't get out! Come save me. First person to do it gets free tail. Gaellia over and out."
Bring your possibles.
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1422
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Posted - 2015.01.29 17:18:24 -
[2927] - Quote
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:*Downloads a proprietary computer program to interrupt station signals and sends an alert message over the Greater Fool's Bar intercom*
"Hey, you guys, it's Gaellia! I'm stuck in my captain's cabin. I can't get out! Come save me. First person to do it gets free tail. Gaellia over and out."
*Looks around at the patrons*
"Alright, alright. I'll do it."
Empties her drink and sets the glass on the table.
"But if she tries to sell me into slavery, I'll kick her in the face." |
Lailyana Enaka
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
181
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Posted - 2015.01.30 22:11:43 -
[2928] - Quote
As she made her way down to docking bay two Lailyana couldnGÇÖt help but think back to her engagement GÇ£What if that was just an amarr frigate, but not an amarr pilot.GÇ¥ she thought.The implications were big, if it was just an Amarrian frigate, who was piloting it, and why did they attack her, and even better question how did they find her, relic sites like those are hard to find, even with the best of probes and experience.
GÇ£Can I help you miss?GÇ¥ a voice said. Not realizing she was already at the fitting service.
GÇ£Uh yes, I have a list here of what I need, is everything readily available in the station?GÇ¥ Lailyana asked as her eyes met that of the Caldarian mechanic standing before her.
GÇ£I can check the systems quickly, ah yes it seems like everything is in station, would you like me to confirm.GÇ¥ the man asked.
Gently rolling her eyes, Lailyana says GÇ£I need three Modal Light Neutron Particle accelerators, one MN Afterburner, one X5 prototype engine enervator, one small ancillary shield booster with navy cap charges size 25, and one J5b Phased prototype warp scrambler.GÇ¥ Looking up at the man at the desk from her notes with a slightly agitated look on her face.
GÇ£Please continue.GÇ¥ The mechanic said.
GÇ£Look, I really donGÇÖt have all day to be standing around reading what I want on my ship from a list you have in your hand, just withdraw the isk and let me be on my way please.GÇ¥ Lailyana says, the whole time getting visually agitated.
Looking up from his goggles the mechanic says GÇ£Fine, if any fitting personnel have any questions I will refer them to you.GÇ¥
GÇ£Thank you very much,GÇ¥ says Lailyana as she moves to the hangar.
GÇ£mmhmm, Docking station two is where your ship is have a nice day.GÇ¥ the mechanic says.
Lailyana looks at the mechanic smirking one more time as she walks away. While she is immortal sometimes she wonders what life would be life if she wasnGÇÖt, if she had followed a different path what it would be like without implants. Shaking off the day dream she reaches into her pocket and pulls out her commlink again.
GÇ£Kane hows it looking out there?GÇ¥ Lailyana says.
GÇ£Ohh hows it looking,GÇ¥ kane repeats the question, obviously caught off guard by his comms going off. GÇ£its looking quiet over here, wait a second,GÇ¥ kane continued his voice growing audibly concerned.
GÇ£IGÇÖm cloaked, but I have a manticore class Stealth Bomber 190 kilometers from me, velocity is holding at 45 meters/sec and going for your wreckage.GÇ¥
GÇ£hold cloak do not move!GÇ¥ Lailyana said her voice getting nervous.
GÇ£ItGÇÖs ok IGÇÖm cloaked he canGÇÖt see me.GÇ¥ Kane said with slight confidence now emulating from his tone.
GÇ£Look I donGÇÖt care if youGÇÖre cloaked or not, just scan it and get out of there, iGÇÖll be undocking in a few minutes,GÇ¥ said Lailyana.
GÇ£**** he had a friend, IGÇÖm decloaking and getting out of here.GÇ¥
Looking slightly panicked Lailyana puts her hand on her forehead, she had a feeling going out there again would be a risk, still, she asked him to go out there and risk his ship for her. Kane, although he is Gallente is a great friend.
GÇ£Kane drop what you're doing right now, and get the hell out of there, they are obviously looking for something.GÇ¥ Lailyana said with pursed lips, the stress of her friend in trouble with her stranded in station for a few more minutes was almost too much for the caldari to bear.
GÇ£Well this isn't good they just shot a torpedo across the side of my ship at an asteroid, now they have me locked, initiating target lock sequence.GÇ¥
As she hears Kane on the commlink, Lailyana starts bolting for the hangar entrance.
GÇ£Hold on Kane IGÇÖm coming!GÇ¥ She yells into her comms.
GÇ£LailGǪ..donGÇÖtGǪ.heavyGǪ.scrammed,GÇ¥ kanes comm starts cracking and breaking up with heavy interference.
GÇ£Goddamnit Kane get out of there now!GÇ¥ Lailyana screams into her commlink.
she looks over at a mechanic walking away from her merlin.
GÇ£You, get me undock clearance right now!GÇ¥
GÇ£Yes mamn.GÇ¥ the mechanic says starting to jog, telling from her body language it was important.
Lailyana gets into her Merlin, suddenly, after what seems like an eternity her nav computer says
GÇ£undock requested, undock granted.
GÇ£Ok lets go get these bastards.GÇ¥ Lailyana says as she accelerates her merlin into the black of space, New Eden.
"Here's to the crazy ones. The Misfits, The rebels. The Troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes.-á
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Lailyana Enaka
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
181
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Posted - 2015.01.30 22:15:30 -
[2929] - Quote
The Capsuleer
"The Black of Space. A miner's worst nightmare or a pirate's paradise. In New Eden, ISK makes the verse go round. How you earn it is up to you. How you spend it...well that is up to the black of space."
This one slogan fueled her, and thousands like her, for eons. Before the wars, before the politics, before the empires and corporations. And now, things were different. Corporations were a mainstay in the universe, and the empires, having attempted to tighten their grip, are beginning to lose it altogether.
GÇ£Begun to lose it, they havenGÇÖt lost it yet.GÇ¥ thought Lailyana as she sat up in the cloning facility. Looking around the room are a couple of other clones, other pilots, just like her. A technician monitoring the others, not yet activated. No doubt flying somewhere throughout New Eden. Shivering cold and dripping wet in stasis fluid, she starts wincing at the sudden fire running through her head and down her spine, dulling down just as quickly as it shot through her extremities. Suddenly, and without warning the beautiful Caldari vomits profusely into a nearby trash receptacle.
GÇ£Well that was slightly more pleasant than the last time.GÇ¥ she says breathing heavily and muttering under her breath as she vomits again.
Gathering her strength after what seems like several minutes Lailyana gets up and walks over to a dresser drawer to reveal her clothing, taking a deep breath she mutters under her breath, GÇ£At Least the hardest part of this is waking upGÇ¥ as she pulls her shirt down over her head revealing her short hair that was almost as red as a nebula in Rens and a full sleeve on her right arm. After she is clothed she pulls out another personal comm link, clasps her belt on her camouflaged pants and walks out of the cloning facility.
Walking through the station still painfully stretching Lailyana suddenly starts thinking, what she couldGÇÖve done different, if that was a fight she couldGÇÖve walked away from or was she doomed from the beginning. While thinking about the events her communication link starts going off, grabbing it she opens a mail that reads.
From: Secure Commerce Commission
Sent: YC115.08.26 05:17
RefID: 1011774250310 your friendly insurance company has transferred 18,414.40 ISK into your account for the recent loss of your ship. This payout is the default payout for an uninsured ship. If you are interested in better insurance then please visit a station with an Insurance Service for further details.
Lailyana chuckles aloud to herself, GÇ£better insurance isnGÇÖt going to keep me from being killed by pirates,GÇ¥ she says to her commlink as she closes it, GÇ£but still, maybe I should upgrade the package just to get more money out of it, and Interstellar Kredits shouldnGÇÖt be the only thing that concerns meGÇ¥ Lailyana said getting increasingly frustrated the more she thought about it. Since the empires figured out how to clone their vast armies, it lead to immortal humans, and with immortality comes advantages, and in the case of repeated deaths, disadvantages, like the memories and pain and sadness that all accompanies a death like the brutal ones that claim so many in New Eden. GÇ£Even if it is only just momentary, it still is scary, and still is extremely painful,GÇ¥ thought Lailyana rubbing the back of her neck where her combat implants go.
Sighing once more, Lailyana took a seat at a nearby chair, for the dozens of deaths, she canGÇÖt remember the one that mattered, the day she died as a mortal human and was reborn as a clone. The changed happened what seemed like an eternity ago, as a fighter trainee of the Caldari Naval Academy she had seen countless fights with a near perfect record, but like everything in New Eden, all it takes is once. She awoke shortly after in a medical cloning facility just a few AU from one of the largest trading hubs in the universe, the station known as Jita 4-4. As she woke up in station the familiars that sheGÇÖs accustomed to now at the moment of death, just multiplied tenfold as it felt like her very soul was on fire. Lailyana having been daydreaming heard her commlink going off. As she looks down at it she starts smiling. Answering it she says GÇ£Kane, how is it going good sir.GÇ¥
GÇ£Lail, what the **** happened out there?GÇ¥ the gruff, yet obviously concerned voice said.
GǣI had a cosmic anomaly on my scanners, I dispatched the Blood Pirates surrounding the data site, but then a manticore de-cloaked and before I could do anything a 4 man gang showed up, I was able to hail you on comms and then turn into them when my shields were depleted, the restGǪ
Lailyana paused a minute, recollecting things, she suddenly realized through the chaos of her low shield indicator alarm beeping at her and her targeting showing she had an Amarrian Executioner class frigate locked when suddenly, just as quick as it started, it was over.
GÇ£Kane can you get in your Nemesis and scout out my wreckage, I have a funny feeling those were slavers.GÇ¥ Lailyana continued.
GÇ£What would Amarr be doing in Caldari space?GÇ¥ Kane intuitively asks.
GÇ£Well, my guess would be looking for quick captures for ransom, but I put up a fight, ill head down to fitting services and get a new Merlin class.GÇ¥ Lailyana said..
GÇÿGÇÿOk I will head out there, keep your comms open, we may need more back up.GÇ¥ the gallentean said closing comms.
GÇ£I am so lucky so have friends like Kane.GÇ¥ Lailyana thought. The fact the rough Gallente Soldier and her get along is amazing, being Caldari herself, the two races have never really seen eye to eye.
"Here's to the crazy ones. The Misfits, The rebels. The Troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes.-á
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Lailyana Enaka
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
181
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Posted - 2015.01.30 22:16:54 -
[2930] - Quote
As she made her way down to docking bay two Lailyana couldnGÇÖt help but think back to her engagement GÇ£What if that was just an amarr frigate, but not an amarr pilot.GÇ¥ she thought.The implications were big, if it was just an Amarrian frigate, who was piloting it, and why did they attack her, and even better question how did they find her, relic sites like those are hard to find, even with the best of probes and experience.
GÇ£Can I help you miss?GÇ¥ a voice said. Not realizing she was already at the fitting service.
GÇ£Uh yes, I have a list here of what I need, is everything readily available in the station?GÇ¥ Lailyana asked as her eyes met that of the Caldarian mechanic standing before her.
GÇ£I can check the systems quickly, ah yes it seems like everything is in station, would you like me to confirm.GÇ¥ the man asked.
Gently rolling her eyes, Lailyana says GÇ£I need three Modal Light Neutron Particle accelerators, one MN Afterburner, one X5 prototype engine enervator, one small ancillary shield booster with navy cap charges size 25, and one J5b Phased prototype warp scrambler.GÇ¥ Looking up at the man at the desk from her notes with a slightly agitated look on her face.
GÇ£Please continue.GÇ¥ The mechanic said.
GÇ£Look, I really donGÇÖt have all day to be standing around reading what I want on my ship from a list you have in your hand, just withdraw the isk and let me be on my way please.GÇ¥ Lailyana says, the whole time getting visually agitated.
Looking up from his goggles the mechanic says GÇ£Fine, if any fitting personnel have any questions I will refer them to you.GÇ¥
GÇ£Thank you very much,GÇ¥ says Lailyana as she moves to the hangar.
GÇ£mmhmm, Docking station two is where your ship is have a nice day.GÇ¥ the mechanic says.
Lailyana looks at the mechanic smirking one more time as she walks away. While she is immortal sometimes she wonders what life would be life if she wasnGÇÖt, if she had followed a different path what it would be like without implants. Shaking off the day dream she reaches into her pocket and pulls out her commlink again.
GÇ£Kane hows it looking out there?GÇ¥ Lailyana says.
GÇ£Ohh hows it looking,GÇ¥ kane repeats the question, obviously caught off guard by his comms going off. GÇ£its looking quiet over here, wait a second,GÇ¥ kane continued his voice growing audibly concerned.
GÇ£IGÇÖm cloaked, but I have a manticore class Stealth Bomber 190 kilometers from me, velocity is holding at 45 meters/sec and going for your wreckage.GÇ¥
GÇ£hold cloak do not move!GÇ¥ Lailyana said her voice getting nervous.
GÇ£ItGÇÖs ok IGÇÖm cloaked he canGÇÖt see me.GÇ¥ Kane said with slight confidence now emulating from his tone.
GÇ£Look I donGÇÖt care if youGÇÖre cloaked or not, just scan it and get out of there, iGÇÖll be undocking in a few minutes,GÇ¥ said Lailyana.
GÇ£**** he had a friend, IGÇÖm decloaking and getting out of here.GÇ¥
Looking slightly panicked Lailyana puts her hand on her forehead, she had a feeling going out there again would be a risk, still, she asked him to go out there and risk his ship for her. Kane, although he is Gallente is a great friend.
GÇ£Kane drop what you're doing right now, and get the hell out of there, they are obviously looking for something.GÇ¥ Lailyana said with pursed lips, the stress of her friend in trouble with her stranded in station for a few more minutes was almost too much for the caldari to bear.
GÇ£Well this isn't good they just shot a torpedo across the side of my ship at an asteroid, now they have me locked, initiating target lock sequence.GÇ¥
As she hears Kane on the commlink, Lailyana starts bolting for the hangar entrance.
GÇ£Hold on Kane IGÇÖm coming!GÇ¥ She yells into her comms.
GÇ£LailGǪ..donGÇÖtGǪ.heavyGǪ.scrammed,GÇ¥ kanes comm starts cracking and breaking up with heavy interference.
GÇ£Goddamnit Kane get out of there now!GÇ¥ Lailyana screams into her commlink.
she looks over at a mechanic walking away from her merlin.
GÇ£You, get me undock clearance right now!GÇ¥
GÇ£Yes mamn.GÇ¥ the mechanic says starting to jog, telling from her body language it was important.
Lailyana gets into her Merlin, suddenly, after what seems like an eternity her nav computer says
GÇ£undock requested, undock granted.
GÇ£Ok lets go get these bastards.GÇ¥ Lailyana says as she accelerates her merlin into the black of space, New Eden.
"Here's to the crazy ones. The Misfits, The rebels. The Troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes.-á
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2860
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Posted - 2015.01.31 20:52:01 -
[2931] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:*Downloads a proprietary computer program to interrupt station signals and sends an alert message over the Greater Fool's Bar intercom*
"Hey, you guys, it's Gaellia! I'm stuck in my captain's cabin. I can't get out! Come save me. First person to do it gets free tail. Gaellia over and out." *Looks around at the patrons* "Alright, alright. I'll do it." Empties her drink and sets the glass on the table. "But if she tries to sell me into slavery, I'll kick her in the face."
My hero! Thank you for saving me! So....free tail. Yeah. About that. First we're going to have to pray for the sins we are about to commit. Pray a LONG time for the hot, delicious sins because otherwise our souls would not be accepted by God for the dirty, nasty, super hot sins engendered from our upcoming hot monkey love.
So...given that's the case. *Hauls out a 5000-page prayer book* Let us start praying at page one and work our way through the entire text and that way the purity of our souls will be covered and we can begin the hot love.
All righty, then. Page one, paragraph one: And thus spake the Lord Our God unto the sinners and they did cower beneath his wrath for they were sinful sinners who sinned and....hm, you know what? It's just mostly 5000 pages of this crap, so let's ditch that and get to the tail.....
Bring your possibles.
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Chapmonious Hunter
Rifterlings
Point Blank Alliance
87
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Posted - 2015.02.01 09:19:59 -
[2932] - Quote
Chapmonious Hunter woke with a start, voices coming from the other room. Laude had just finished recounting the jailbreak. And then, a familiar laugh, LailyanaGÇÖs. It had been months since the Amarrian had seen his former love, while she was out helping others she barely knows, he had been scouring the deepest wormholes in the galaxy, the darkest corners of space where even concord dared to go. and now, there she was behind a few inches of titanium and a few steps foward. Waking himself up, Chapmonious sits up on the edge of the bed, rubbing his bloodshot eyes, it had been what felt like eons since he had a decent night sleep, if it wasnt for the laughter, and commlink going off, he mightGÇÖve slept a little longer.
GÇ£Hello,GÇ¥ Chapmonious says, obviously barely coherent enough for conversation.
GÇ£Did you acquire the target yetGÇ¥ a gruff, matter-of-fact voice replies.
Sighing, Chapmonious replies with GÇ£Yes shes 5 feet from me in another room, do I really have to go through with this?GÇ¥ he inquires.
YouGÇÖre a pirate and a slaver by blood Chapmonious, whatever connection you once had, its gone now, finish the job, if you canGÇÖt, we will find someone who will.GÇ¥ the voice says.
GÇ£Look you dont need to threaten me, I know what I am, but I dont think you know what she is,GÇ¥ Chapmonious replies with venom in his words.
GÇ£My client knows exactly what Ms. Enaka is, a highly trained, intellegient killing machine, and my client have big plans for her in the catch region.GÇ¥ the man replies.
Chapmonious knew this mans client, The Volition Cult, he had once flown for them, believing he was ridding the universe of scum, until he discovered the empty promises things went smoothly. A massive alliance of corporations in the providence region, they had the pull, and the money to back up everything he said.
GÇ£Why dont you just recruit her, just like you did me?GÇ¥ Chapmonious inquires.
GÇ£There are too many enemies to monitor us, and too many spies, we are comprimised, it must be done this way.GÇ¥ the man replied.
GÇ£Look after I do this, we are square, I will talk..GÇ¥ Chapmonious started to say.
GÇ£You will not talk, you will convince her its in her best interests to go along, she has been put down once, it can be done again.GÇ¥ the man said as he closed the link.
Chapmonious winced at these words, he knows Lail has had a near perfect flying record, with many accolades in the Caldari Navy, and after, GÇ£go quietlyGÇ¥ was not in her vocabulary, nor part of a mission directive, there will be a fight.
Clearing his head Chapmonious sends the a mail GÇ£give me 3 days and she will be yoursGÇ¥ sending it, he gets up, and walks into the room to greet the patrons of the bar, and Lailyana Enaka, the deadliest pilot he once loved.
(Meta, I want to start a new story, please follow queues and use characters as you see fit, atleast speaking for myself and lail. for the start I wanted to tie in in game events and use my break away from eve as well, hope you all enjoyed) |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
3718
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Posted - 2015.02.01 22:10:20 -
[2933] - Quote
"Talk... about what? Why?" asked Random.
"Yiole...", answered Indahmawar.
Random looked at Indahmawar, and wondered what could he do or say. He ahd been thinking about the women in his life, surrounded by the tension and loneliness of a wormhole. For endless patrols and scouting, he rolled back into his memories, and struggled to find anything that had impacted him as much as Yiole. It was not just the obvious physical aspects of it, but something else... her past life had shaped her into something unusual, fascinating. Despite how she wasn't of the intelectual type, nor Random, he could easily perceive she as the surface of a deep lake, calm but with endless misteries and beauty in the depths. The feeling that he wasn't up to her and thus she had left for greener pastures had been painful until it had dimmed.
In the first times, he had enjoyed the comfort of thinking about Indahmawar, the intimacy thay had had despite she was, in his views, completely out of his league. A Khanid noblewoman, nonetheless, so young and beautiful, and also a capsuleer with all the might of the immortal demigods... and she had asked him to stay, and had given herself as token of her wish.
But now, Yiole was back. She had proven her love again, and Random was daring to have plans... what if everything went wrong over a single snight? And his only source of information was...
"...Indahmawar"
"Yes?", answered the petite Khanid.
"Well, i don't really know what to say or do. What we had was very special for me... but i don't know Yiole, not in that aspect... I know how she plays being possesive, like a big cat and her prey. But, what would she say? How can I know?"
"I don't know neither, Random", answered Indahmawar, blinking fast.
Random looked at Indah and realized that she was puzzled. He though that she was how old? 22, 23 years old, maybe? She barely was adult... so young...
"Of course, probably you don't have experience with this..."
"Well, I have, if you mean about sharing men. We did it in the past, before she knew you. Menage a trois and more. Even with Ishtanchuk, we three and one man... and several men too... but it was different, none of us was in a relationship. And we did it openly, talking about it, knowing it."
Random looked at Indahmawar, trying to conceal how shocked he was. Of course, Yiole had hinted that she had done funny things in the past, but, the Fazmarais? Certainly those Khanid women were not what one would expect of Amarran people!
"So, we two are in uncharted territory?"
"If you want to say so... i didn't thought about it, I just... She was gone. And we like some of the same types of men... And it was such an exciting day and you were so down and..."
"Well, welI, I get it. See, I can only think in general terms. If Yiole is jealous, she will be upset. That's bad for you and for her. If she doesn't cares, then it is irrelevant whether we tell her or don't. So, who else could tell?"
"Ishtanchuk.. she noticed my body language when I saw you and so she asked me... I had no reason to lie to her"
"Well, you think Ish would go and tell to Yiole?"
"No, don't think so. Albeit she's a bit strange, this morning she was quite cold... and she's very misterious about what has happen while she's been away"
"Well, so she won't tell. And I think that telling it to Yiole may hurt her, and may hurt you if she's jealous... so probably the most sensible move is to not say anything. Maybe some day I'll be able to judge better, and may tell her... but otherwise, it's just a harmless secret. Because, we agree that it was just an exception, right?"
Indahmawar looked at Random and hesitated. Then she thought that Yiole and Random had a relationship again so, why make things complicated?
"Yes, of course... just that night"
"Then, this matter is over. We won't tell, Ish won't tell, and nobody will be hurt."
"OK. I will warn Ishtanchuk, jsut inc ase."
"Fine. now, we better go back inmediately, before someone else comes here or they miss us"
Random followed Indahmawar to the table and they were shocked to see how Yiole was hugging Ishtanchuk, who was obvious that had been crying.
"Ish! Yiole!", said Indah "What happened here?"
"Don't worry hon, Ish is just tired and excited about being back with us. She... needed to vent off a bit. Now, if you agree, we may skip the deserts and go home?"
"Yes, of course", answered Random, and he looked at Yiole's eyes, inquisetively. Yiole nodded slightly and figured that Radnom had noticed Ishtanchuk's gunshot scar.
Quietly and easily they paid the bill and exited the restaurant. Random and Yiole said goodbye to the Fazmarai cousins as the couple went to take a stroll while the two Khanid girls returned home.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! Ingame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar
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Yiole Gionglao
504
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Posted - 2015.02.01 23:03:05 -
[2934] - Quote
Walking along one of the station boulevards, lined with trees on the driveways and with minimal transit of vehicles in the sideways, Yiole had her arm around Random's waist and Random around Yiole's waist, albeit with a tendency to slip down... They remained silent and looked at other people, couples and pedestrians minding their business, and spent several minutes that way before Random borke the silence.
"So what's about Ishtanchuk?"
"About her?"
"I've seen that gusnhot scar in her face"
"Me too. But ther isn't much to say. She's had some terrible experience while she was away, but doesn't wants to talk about it."
"Well, if she's been shot, that's terrible enough. But it doesn't makes sense. Shooting a capsuleer would make to the news"
"That's what I tought. She also talked about being heartbroken... maybe she got into a really bad relationship. But if she doens't wants to speak, let it be"
"Of course, she knows she can count on her friends. You've known her for long, right?"
"Long? Well, yes, maybe it's been five years"
"And how did you know her?"
"Oh, that would be a long story.", smiled Yiole.
"And...?"
"And, now I don't want to talk about it. I am worried that whatever she experienced may have left sequels. She is not the warrior type and probably is not more ready to endure violence than any civilian... well, like me, actually; all in all I failed to become a soldier for being, huh... too violent" Yiole smiled wickedly; Random knew that she had been expelled from a miltiary academy for beating several fellows who picked on her and tried to bully Yiole, who back then was just an odd thin and tall girl.
"No, those Fazmarai cuties are not warriors..." sid Random, thinmkig about the jailbreak "But they're brave in a way, don't them?"
"Ishtanchuk specially, yes. She betrayed the Amarran after becoming a capsuleer... but for what I know that was not a pleasant experience to her, neither. Mayeb she'll be okay once she settles back at home..."
"Yes, it si important to have a place to call home...", said Random morosely
"important? Well, you spent months in a wormhole, that's quite a nomadic way of life..."
"Yes it is. And I missed being at home by you"
"At home? Random, we never..." said Yiole and suddenly she looked at Random. "What do you mean, being at home with me?"
Random looked back at Yiole and smiled, saying:
"Nothing, miss Gionglao", and then he whispered: "Nothing... yet".
Then he kissed her cheek, and Yiole turned her face and they pecked. Random giggled as he was bemused to see how Yiole was taller than him with her high heels; without them, they both had the same height, which was one of the physical traits of Yiole that fascinated Random.
Then they started walking away, Random's arm accientlaly slipepd down and Yiole puleld it up to her waist, pretending to be upset. Then they laughed and kept walking towards the end of the boulevard, enjoying the time and their company... |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1427
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Posted - 2015.02.02 15:19:31 -
[2935] - Quote
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:*Downloads a proprietary computer program to interrupt station signals and sends an alert message over the Greater Fool's Bar intercom*
"Hey, you guys, it's Gaellia! I'm stuck in my captain's cabin. I can't get out! Come save me. First person to do it gets free tail. Gaellia over and out." *Looks around at the patrons* "Alright, alright. I'll do it." Empties her drink and sets the glass on the table. "But if she tries to sell me into slavery, I'll kick her in the face." My hero! Thank you for saving me! So....free tail. Yeah. About that. First we're going to have to pray for the sins we are about to commit. Pray a LONG time for the hot, delicious sins because otherwise our souls would not be accepted by God for the dirty, nasty, super hot sins engendered from our upcoming hot monkey love. So...given that's the case. *Hauls out a 5000-page prayer book* Let us start praying at page one and work our way through the entire text and that way the purity of our souls will be covered and we can begin the hot love. All righty, then. Page one, paragraph one: And thus spake the Lord Our God unto the sinners and they did cower beneath his wrath for they were sinful sinners who sinned and....hm, you know what? It's just mostly 5000 pages of this crap, so let's ditch that and get to the tail.....
Oh, thank goodness. You had me worried there.
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
3377
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Posted - 2015.02.05 21:42:51 -
[2936] - Quote
Ishtanchuk and Indahmawar Fazmarai entered the Greater Fool Bar, walking arm in arm. Some of the patrons waved them and others recognized Ishtanchuk and approached to welcome her back, but her sulky attitude quickly drove them away. Ishtanchuk let Indahmawar take her to a private booth. After several attempts to start a conversation about what happened while Indah and Random were away and Ish was left alone with Yiole, Indahmawar leaned back on the couch and sighed.
"Ishtanchuk, you aren't well, are you?"
Ish shook her head, but said nothing.
"Well, I will not ask about what happened with Yiole. I've talked to Random about our special night and we've agreed to not tell anything to Yiole. Random fears that she coudlb e hurt and I don't knwo her well enough to judge..."
"Don't worry about hurting her. she's tougher than that", mumbled Ish.
"Well, if you say so... you know her longer than I do."
"Yes. Maybe it's been four years..."
"Four years? Well, was before I became a capsuleer", said Indahmawar "Because you two took me to a grand tour right after graduation and you already were intimate then"
"Have I told you how we met?"
"Huh? You and Yiole?"
"Yes."
"Well, I wouldn't mind if you told me the story again...", suggested Indah, hoping that it would distract Ish from her attitude.
"Well then, I'll tell you... I was in a banquet hall, celebrating something... there was a long queue at the toilets but we had been told that we could use a different space, outside of the hall. So..."
So, Ishtanchuk Fazmarai left behind the loud music from the ongoing celebration, and walked along a empty corridor to the public toilets by the hall. She was about to go into the women toilets when she saw another woman exiting them; she was an incredibly tall Achuran, with a handsome face, a brown bob and blue yes.
"Are you going in?" -she asked, and immediately added: "Don't do it, someone's had a bad night and the cleaning hase't come to sort the mess. I'm not using anything inside there , and you shouldn't neither, miss"
"Oh, true? Well, I am at he celebration and hoped to..."
"Don't worry anyway! Let em check something" -interrupted the tall Achuran. Then Ishanachuk was shocked to see her going into the men's toilets, and could hear her shoes tapping up an down for a while before she opened the door and said:
"Lucky time! It's empty here, can you watch while I use one of the booths?"
"But, what...?"
"If some dude comes, just tell him that they're cleaninh the place. I'll watch for you later, I swear!"
And the Achuran went back into the toilets, as Isthanchuk hesitated about what to do. But all in all she needed that toilet, and all in all, she was a capsuleer... and the situation was ludicrous. So she waited for a few minuyes and then the tall Achuran exited the toilets, and said:
"Your turn, miss! I'll watch as long as needed, don't need to hurry!"
"Well, I..."
"I used the third booth from the right, it's OK" said the Achuran, winking.
Ishtanchuk, pushed her purse on her hips with a hand and pushed the door with the other. She walked around the place and blushed when she saw the urinals, as they weren't usual in Amarran tradition. She counted the doors and opend the booth pointed by the Achuran woman, and inspected it closely before deciding that, clean or not clean, she would be keeping her bag on her lap, and thanked her decission to not wear trousers that night.
She finished as fast as she cold and walked straigh to the door, and was about to exit the toilets when she heard voices on the outside... the Achuran woman was talking to some men!
"Oh my, and what now?"
Ishtanchuk waited for the end of the conversation but apparently the Achuran woman was actually talking with them rather than just dismiss them. Ish was embarrassed and hoped that no man entered the toielts, and she sighed when the male voices ended and the Achuran woman said them good bye. Ishtanchuk exited the toilet and met the Achuran woman.
"Oh, don't tell me you were waiting, miss?"
"Well, I wouldn't go out with those men there..."
"No, of course... you're Khanid, right?"
"Yes. But I am a capsuleer, too", said Ishtanchuk, starinh at the Achuran woman to see her reaction.
"True? Well, that's great! I'm a capsuleer too! Yiole Gionglao, pleased to meet you!"
"Oh... Ishtanchuk Fazmmarai, the pleasure is mine"
"Ishta... what?"
"Ish-tan-chuck. It's uncommon even in Khanid space"
"Well, Ish... don't you mind I call you Ish...? You were at the party over there, then?"
"Yes... Yole"
"Yiole, with an i."
"Yiole, . Yes, I am at the celebration there"
"And you have company? Or a plan to have it?"
"Huh... no, not exactly..."
"Then it's been fate! I just met two super handsome, super cool Gallente guys who wated to use the toilets! I've sent them back to their place and was wondering who to hit them... I just need you to keep the short guy busy while I try my luck with the taller one! It will be fun!" Yiole Gionglao smiled, and Ishtanchuk was bemused. Just two years ago, she was a sensible prude maiden capsuleer, but that had changed forever and now she was in experimental phase of her life... as to recover lost time. Flirting was one of the ideas in her mind when the night had started, but she never had hooked up as part of a team. And the Achuran woman... Yiole.. she was quite an impressive female, and yet so different that it would be unusual that a guy was attracted by both them.
"Well.. we can give it a try", said Ishtanchuk, feeling a shiver down her back.
"Great! I'm sure you'll impress your guy too, you're quite a hot cutie!"
"You aren't bad neither, you're really tall"
"Oh, don't ask, that's a handicap most of the time! Some guys are so busy looking up, that they never look at what they have right before their nose", laughed Yiole, sticking her tongue and squeezing her bosom.
Ishtanchuk laughed too, and she followed Yiole to a nearby bar...
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Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
22278
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Posted - 2015.02.05 22:02:03 -
[2937] - Quote
A sharp thud emits from the door. Ragnar stumbles through the doorway, clutching his foot in pain.
"A drink, please? Make it non-alcoholic, if you may."
Teaching Angrish as a second language.
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
3377
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Posted - 2015.02.05 22:36:59 -
[2938] - Quote
"So that's how you became friends?", asked Indahmawar.
"No, not at the moment." answered Ishtanchuk. "When we went into the bar, we had some trouble talking to the Gallente guys as the music was very loud, and anyway I spoiled it when I mentioned too soon that we were capsuleers... Yiole wasn't upset, but she wasn't happy neither to see them go..."
Yiole Gionglao put her hand on Ish's shoulder, and said:
"Well, those guys almost set a new velocity record... not exactly the egg hunter kind"
"Egg hunters? I've heard of them, but I don't think I've ever come across one"
"Oh, lucky you then. You should be like a magnet to those guys, with those boobs and the cute face... Although, the hair hides your plugs quite well, it's so thick!"
"Are you angry?"
"No Ish, anyway It was difficult to flirt in there... Thank you for coming up, anyway. Do you mind if I add you as contact?"
"Please do, I'll add you too"
"fine then. I'm done for tonight, will see you in space, ok?"
"Yes, of course. Fly safe, Yiole"
"Fly safe you too, Ish"
Two months passed until a day when Ishtanchuk was at Thashkarai, running missions for an agent from Emperor Family corporation. She was returning from mission when the local chat window blinked and she read one of the voice-to-text messages being relayed:
"LOL, met a faction rat in belt! Those guys are thugging me, can someone come and kill them? I am a poor miner!"
Ishtanchuk saw the author's name: Yiole Gionglao, and reminded the evening where they met.
"Yiole Gionglao? I'm just entering system, mark your position and let me give those rats some laser love"
"Wow! Ishtanchuk Fazmarai! You're the Khanid hottie, right?" thank you! I was mining some kernite when those guys warped in... and my tank it's not up to them XD"
Five minutes later, the pirates were dust and Ishtanchuk was scornfully salvaging the wrekcs of their ships as Yiole moved back to mining her kernite. After Ishtanchuk warped off the belt, Yiole invited her to meet at one of the stations so they could talk and "celebrate meeting again"
"Ah, and the you became fiends!", interrupted Indahmawar.
"More or less. It turned that she was looking for an extra woman for a private party, and there I went. The thing got very heated, though, and in the middle of all what was going on, me and Yiole found we had similar ideas on certain matters."
"Huh...?"
"We just kept meeting after the orgy, that's all. Trying things each now and then, usually just chilling out or hooking up as a team. She was... adn still is, convinced that I need someone to protect me. Despite that i am actually older than her. I guess that in some aspects, she is more experienced than I, albeit as a capsuleer I am more skilled than her"
"That's nice, this way you still can share new things... and I enjoy her company too"
"Do you know...? I am tired of talking now. I've noticed how you've spent the evening trying to cheer me up, and I thank you for it. So..."
"Well, I am your cousin. And we are friends, more than friends... you're my sister more than my siblings, actually. You've always been around me!"
"I know... I wonder whether that's been good for you, though"
"No, no more thinking today, Ish! Just... have fun! Be silly! Come with me, we got new themes for the karaoke and I totally need you for it!"
"Indah, my dear, I am not in the mood... I can't learn a new song now, I..."
"But you know it!" just come with me!" said Indahmawar, pulling Ishtanchuk's arm. Reluctantly, she stood pup and followed Indah tot he karaoke machine, where capsuleer was finishing a theme with extreme prejudice. Indahmawar picked a song and Ishtanchuk recognized it inmediatly, and when the time came, Ish smiled and started singing along with Indahmawar, both with their lovely accent which worsened when singing...
Shes me free, why don'sha, bai... Get oush my laif, why don'sha, bai...
Watching them from behind the bar, Succus smiled....
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2886
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Posted - 2015.02.07 03:54:49 -
[2939] - Quote
Ragnar Severasse wrote:A sharp thud emits from the door. Ragnar stumbles through the doorway, clutching his foot in pain.
"A drink, please? Make it non-alcoholic, if you may."
Here's some Quafe, handsome. *hands you a tall glass*
Bring your possibles.
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Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
22750
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Posted - 2015.02.07 04:42:58 -
[2940] - Quote
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:Ragnar Severasse wrote:A sharp thud emits from the door. Ragnar stumbles through the doorway, clutching his foot in pain.
"A drink, please? Make it non-alcoholic, if you may." Here's some Quafe, handsome. *hands you a tall glass*
"Thanks very much, miss." Ragnar sits at a small table, off to the side.
Teaching Angrish as a second language.
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
3728
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Posted - 2015.02.07 15:28:54 -
[2941] - Quote
As the karaoke song ended, Indahmawar looked at her cousin Ishtanhcuk and saw her happy for the first time in the day of her return home, after six months of absence. Indahmawar hugged Ishtanchuck and kissed her cheeks as some of the patrons at The Greater Fool Bar cheered and applauded their rendition of "You keep me hangin' on".
When the cousins left the stage, they could see Laudenum Hayes sitting at their table. As the cousins approached, Laudenum rised two tall glasses in their direction and said:
"Here's for the artists! You two are awesome!"
Indahmawar was shocked to see Laudenum and hear her voice, as it made obvious that she had been drinking a lot. As the Fazmarais seated at the table, Indahmawar saw Laudenum emptying her glas sin oen swallow, and she said to nobody:
"Damn you Fazmarai! It's very fine liquor what you have here! I haven't finished sampling not even one percent of your bourbons and I'm quite drunk already!"
"Huh, Laude.... I think our stock of bourbons is quite long, maybe you should keep some for another day...!"
"Here, here! Have this, some Maker's Mark for you m'ladies, you're too delicate! But come drink with me!"
Then Laudenum rised a hand and waved one of the a waitresses:
"You! Bring me one from the next in the list!"
Ishtanchuk mumbled a excuse and chased the waitress, and asked her:
"How many shots has she had...?"
"I don't know Mistress Fazmarai, maybe Mr. Succus will know; but I've served her five shots of five different brands"
"I think you should delay that next shot... I think she's too drunk already"
"Yes Ma'am..."
Ishtanchuk reutrned to the table and saw Laudenum serving some bourbon from the tall glasses into her own empty glass, until it was full. Before Ish or Indah could react, Laudenum swallowed the glass in one shot.
"Damn fine! Don't you worry, i'll ask to fill them again for you! But maybe two little pusies like you shouldn't drink much alcohol, haw haw!"
"Laude...", started saying Indahmawar.
"Oops, no I didn't mean pusies! Kitties, what was I thinking...? Two lovely cute Khanid kitties!"
"Laudenum, maybe you should call it a day and go to your appartment...", said Ishtanchuk
"No! Come on, party pooper! Look, the karaoke machine is empty, Now i'll sing you a nice song!"
OK, but then it's over and you go sleep, right?"
"Why so serious, Ish? You're back! Let's celebrate"
Then Laudenum saw a patron climbing the staris to the karaoke stage, and she shouted:
"Hey you SIR! It's my turn if YOU don't MIND!"
Laudenum Hayes walked quickly to the stage as Indahmawar tried to hold her by the arm, but the minmatarr woman was too strong and Indah had to let her go. Once at the stage, Laudenum browsed the karaoke, using the search function to pick a song. A mighty sound of guitar drifts and battery drums started playing, and Laudenum grabbed the microphone. Yet when the first lyrics shoed on screen, Laudenum wanted to remove her jacket. Anwyay, the zipper was giving her a tough time a she held the microphone with one hand, and she quickly commanded:
"Stop the music! Let me get rid of this crapt and start again!"
Ladenum dropped the microphoen and managed to unzip her jacket, and waved it over her head before launching it to the public. Under the jacket, she was wearing a thin t-shirt and her brasier outlined on it as she stretched her arms. Then Laude picked the microphone and the music started again, and she started singing:
One for all! All for one!! We are strong!! We are one!!
Aftet the powerful refrain, Laudenum completely ignored the lyrics and kept repeating the same line, and suddenly she stopped singing, noticing the abrupt silence at the bar. The karaoke music kept playing and Laudenum looked at the patrons, and said:
"What you look at! My friend Ishtanchuk! She sis, she's... she is back! And my knockhead brother is back with her sweet love! And I've been drinking many different bourbons and feel VERY HAPPY!!"
The music ended, and Laudenum stumbled her way down the stairs. She rejected the arm that Indahmawar was offering her, and walked to the table. Ishtanchuk had picked her jacket and was trying to call Random, as she figured that two little Khanid girls weren't up to drag a drunk minmattar to anywhere she didn't wanted to go.
Laudenum dropped herself on the chair and said:
"Where's that bourbon shot?? Ishtanchuk! That stupid waitress of your won't bring me my dirnk!"
"Easy there, Laudenum... you should go to bed now..."
"NO! I won't be leaving until I pass out or you two are drunk too!"
Indahmawar and Ishtanchuk Fazmarai looked at each other, and Indahmawar whispered:
"What do we do? Probably Succus or the waiters could take her out, but would be easier if you just contacted Random..."
"I'm trying to do that, Indah, but probably Random and Yiole are busy. Can you see some other friends of Laude?"
"Mistress Fazmarai?" said a male voice "I am not a friend but I may take care of my boss if you don't mind..."
Ishtanchuk and Indahmawar looked up and they saw Mavrick Maximum, staring ironically at the three women...
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mavrick maximum
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1
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Posted - 2015.02.14 04:50:58 -
[2942] - Quote
GÇ£So,GÇ¥ Mavrick Maximum said looking down at the two astonished ladies, GÇ£how long has she been at this?GÇ¥
Indahmawar looked confused and a little frightened at the tall lean Brutor but Ishtanchuk smiled. She had heard that voice before but had never placed the face. The tall man was looking concerned at Laudenum who was, by any possible account, making a complete fool of herself on the stage.
GÇ£So, you are Mavrick.GÇ¥ Ish said with the hint of a smile playing across her face.
GÇ£I am.GÇ¥ He said smoothly. His voice was deep and resonant, but not loud. He didnGÇÖt have to shout above the amplified cacophony of LaudGÇÖs voice from the stage, it came clear and strong to both of the Khanid ladies sitting at the table. GÇ£You must be Ms. Ishtanchuk.GÇ¥ He said his white teeth bright against his dark skin. GÇ£ItGÇÖs a pleasure to finally put a face to a name.GÇ¥ He turned and looked at Indah. Her glance focused in on the tribal tattoos on the BrutorGÇÖs face and he smiled softly as she tried not to look at them. GÇ£ItGÇÖs ok,GÇ¥ he said with a smile, GÇ£they can be a bit intimidating.GÇ¥ He extended his hand and said, GÇ£My name is Mavrick. IGÇÖm an employee of LaudGÇÖs.GÇ¥ She cautiously took his hand.
Laudenum tortured the microphone with a note that would make BansheeGÇÖs quake in fear, and Mav winced noticeably. He turned to the two Khanid ladies and asked if he could join them. They both accepted but Ish looked at Mav and asked, GÇ£Why do you let her continue like this?GÇ¥
Mav smiled as Ish asked her question. GÇ£YouGÇÖve seen Laud. You know she can get kind of feisty. IGÇÖm simply letting her wear herself out.GÇ¥ He sat back and flagged a passing serving woman. After he ordered his drink, he turned his attentions back to the two women at the table and was a little surprised that they were watching him. He flicked his gaze back and forth between them a little guiltily and said, GÇ£Sorry, sheGÇÖs easier to handle when sheGÇÖs worn out.GÇ¥ As Laud hit notes that made warning klaxonGÇÖs envious, she began a strange sort of drunken lunge stomping motion.
Ishtanchuk watched with restrained mirth but Indah looked concerned. She turned to Mavrick and asked, GÇ£IGÇÖve seen her drink and party before, but IGÇÖve never seen her like this. Is something wrong with her?GÇ¥
The smile melted slowly from MavGÇÖs face. He looked down at the drink placed in front of him and he turned the glass in his large calloused hands. GÇ£SheGÇÖs mourning.GÇ¥ He responded.
IshGÇÖs humor restrained smirks faded and Indah covered her mouth with her hand. GÇ£What happened?GÇ¥ She said between her fingers.
Mavrick sipped from his drink and sighed deeply. GÇ£Several years ago, Laud served as an engineer on board a Republic Fleet ship called the Stehekin. She was enlisted and near the bottom of the engineering group but secretly she was having a relationship with a young fire control officer. Fraternization isnGÇÖt permitted on board the ships of the fleet and particularly not between officers and enlisted.GÇ¥ He paused to take a sip from the drink. He glanced up from the glass to see Indah wide eyed and listening intently. IshtanchukGÇÖs expression was blank but looked forced. Mav continued on with the story.
GÇ£Ship board relations are very difficult to keep quiet and they both knew that sooner or later they would get caught. If they did, theyGÇÖd both lose their position and would be subject to military discipline. The truly sad thing about that was that Laud was working to put away money to become a capsuleer. That young fire control officer had no intention of becoming one of us. As a matter of fact, they fought sometimes over that.GÇ¥ Mav sighed deeply and glanced up at Laud who was berating a sound engineer who was trying to take the microphone from her. GÇ£They really did love each other. Laudenum had decided that to maintain the relationship, when they returned from their tour, she would resign her commission and give up being a capsuleer.GÇ¥ He barked a quick laugh. GÇ£Can you imagine Laudenum as a housewife with a bevy of children?GÇ¥
His hands were shaking as he reached for the glass and drank deeply. When he looked back up to the women, he saw they were both rapt to the tale. GÇ£On their return, the ship was attacked by Angels and sustained very heavy damage. Laud was badly hurt when the access tunnel she was working in partially collapsed under a breach. She was hurt so badly, it was unknown whether sheGÇÖd recover. It was that damage that killed her unborn baby.GÇ¥
Indah gasped with a moan but IshtanchukGÇÖs face drained pale. She glanced down away from MavGÇÖs eyes. Indah composed herself just long enough to ask, GÇ£What about the father?GÇ¥
Mav looked over at Indah and said, GÇ£His weapon hard point was damaged and exposed to vacuum. His body was never recovered.GÇ¥
He sipped again, taking a moment to compose himself. GÇ£Laud received a battlefield promotion and the pregnancy was swept away quietly. She changed after that. Near manic and driven. There was a time I could see her as a wife and mother. Not so much anymore.GÇ¥
GÇ£MAVRICK!!GÇ¥ Laud shouted from the stage. She staggered severely to the front of the stage. Mav jumped up and was barely able to catch the leaping Laud. The weight of her caught him off balance and the pair crashed into the table, sending drinks and glassware flying. Ishtanchuk and Indah were on either side of him in a heartbeat, helping to lift the redhead from Mav. She thrashed weakly, even as she passed out from the alcohol.
Mavrick stood from the destruction of the table and hoisted the unconscious Laudenum from the grasp of the two petite Khanid ladies. As he settled Laud on his shoulder, he noticed that they had not escaped the destruction. Both were wet from flying beverages.
GÇ£Look,GÇ¥ he said quietly, GÇ£I realize that you two were indulging me as I waited for her to pass out. Let me make it up to you both. Dinner. On me. Wherever youGÇÖd like.GÇ¥
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mavrick maximum
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1
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Posted - 2015.02.14 04:52:02 -
[2943] - Quote
Ish nodded but Indah gently took MavGÇÖs arm. GÇ£Who was that man to you?GÇ¥ she asked, pain throughout her face.
Mav smiled with a world of pain behind the expression. GÇ£Excuse me while I put my sot of a sister-in-law into bed.GÇ¥ |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
3742
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Posted - 2015.02.14 07:36:50 -
[2944] - Quote
Jesus! Poor Laude!
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
3380
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Posted - 2015.02.15 00:37:00 -
[2945] - Quote
Mavrick Maximum was very understanding when Ishtanchuk Fazmarai told him that, being her first day back at home, she was too tired for dinner, and he gladfully agreed to postpone the dinner for two days later.
He couldn't imagine that Ishtanchuk needed time, not just to regain her normal atittude, but also to wait untilt the last complaints from the nanosurgery on her right breast faded... and also so she could go buy some clothes, and do her hair in a proper saloon for the first time in months.
So, Mavrick waited for Ishtanchuk at the bar, and couldn't imagine how would she look as she walked down the stairs leading to the appartments. Neither him nor most men would notice, but women inmediately admired the masterwork done with her appearence: her hair was simply gorgeous, long and black and shiny, her make up was sophisticate enough to look invisible and yet make her face shine -even with the scar on her cheek. The only disappointment was about seeing her dress, as Ishtanchuk was wearing a large coat wchih concealed everything but a pair of black trousers with golden lining and matching leather boots.
"You are very beautiful, mistress Isthanchuk, and today you dazzle me with your appearance."
Ishtanchuk smiled and answered back:
"You also look quite elegant, Mavrick".
"Thnak you, Ishtanchuk. May I give you my arm, madam?"
"Thanks but not, I am not that old" -joked Ishtanchuk, and Mavrick took the hint. He had arranged pickup with a statiob cab, a little extravagance which he thoufht he could afford with the unspent wages from piloting Laudenum Hayes' capital ships. He had let Ishtanchuk pick the restaurant and only searched it to learn that iys specialty was fish, and browse the menu so he didn' t hesitated when picking the courses. It was like a funny new experience, as he was a Brutor and before becoming a capsuleer the idea of dining with an Amarran, if even a Khanid, and a noblewoman nonetheless, would have been offending.
The station cab drove along the station's speedways and ramps, traversing levels and sprialing up to one of the upper levels before exiting a short tunnel and driving to the restaurant along a corridor nested with all sorts of eateries. Mavrick paid the cab far with a simple gesture on his pad and exited the vehicle in time to open Ishtanchuks' door and offer her his arm as she stepped down. The couple walked to the reservations master waiting by the door and they were quickly led to a dressign room and their table. Then Ishtanchuk took out her coat and Mavrick could see her outfit; the black and gold trousers continued into a strapless top which exposed Ishtanchuk's bare shoulders. Mavrick missed a hartbeat as he looked at the smooth, red tan skin of Ishtanchuk, He exmaiend quickly the lovely curves of the shoudler as it descended to the arms and rised along the neck, with the largest and most tantalizing curves disappearing into the cups of the top, obviously full with Ishtanchuks' bosom. "Those are some shoulders a man could give an arm for", thought Mavrick as Ishtanchuk walked away along an aisle between the tables. If anyone noticed any strange in a couple made of an obviously Brutor man and a petite and no less obviously Khanid woman, nobody said. Yet, as The Greater Fool bar was located in a Gallentean station, maybe the restaurant customers and employees were used to seeing all sorts of human gatherings.
A waiter closed in and asked whther they would like to see the wine chart, and Mavrick hesitated fro a second until Ishtanchuk refused it with a set expression, and he sighed mentally. Fine wine was well away of Brutor expertise, even for a seasoned traveler as Mavrick. A second waiter susbituted the first one and Mavrick took mental note on how that exprssed how expensive was the place: if there was a waiter for the deserts, maybe his wallet would take a hit larger than expected!
Mavrick allowed Ish to browse the menu as he pretended to look for the dish he had picked beforehand, and eventually they agreed to share a salad as starters. Then Mavrick waited for Ishtanchuk to order grileld fresh cuttlefish with a dressing of prawns and green sauce, and ordered for himself a filling dish of codfish with potatoes and scallions.
Mavrick waited until a waiter (another waiter!) bringed the sparkling water ordered by Ishtanchuk and started chatting on harmless topics of interest for capsuleers, like the unstable price of white glaze and its impact on station ownership, the strange presence of drones by stargates and around msiterious structures in space, and others. Mavrick quickly noticed how Ishtanchuk was able to show interest on everyhting, giving back inteligent answers with delicate and well built expressions. She had a little accent, though, and a tendency to avoid sounds like t or p coupled with n and r, which she pronounced with a slight delay as if her instinct was to replace them with an s... something she did often when she singed, as Mavrick had noticed at the Bar's karaoke.
The salad was produced to the table and the waiter (this time the same one who had served the water) split it among Mavrick and Ishtanhuk's dishes. Mavrick noticed how the salad included some strange spheroidal fruits, green and black, with a misterious hole drilled in one side. Struggling to figure what they were, he let it show his puzzlement, and Ishtanchuk said softly:
"Have you seen? They saw I was Khanid, and have included some olives with the salad."
"Oh yes, olives. They're unusual in my neck of the woods" said Mavrick, as it sounded better than "what the hell are those and why in heaven they look as if someone had drilled a hole onto them??"
(continues)
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
3380
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Posted - 2015.02.15 00:37:52 -
[2946] - Quote
(continued)
Mavrick watched as Ishtanchuk ate the salad, using a sharp fork to pick the olives, and he tasted one. He noticed how the fruit used to have a stone and it had been removed mechanically, thus the hole; the fruit itself was bitter, salty and very tasty, and Mavrick admired how the Khanid had preserved that tradition from a unknown time and place, maybe from the misterious Earth itself.
As the salad servings shrinked, they began chatting again, and Ishtanchuk made a discrete but thorough itnerrogation on Mavrick's past and acquitances, and he allowed her go until she began closing to Laudenum and Random. Mavrick made a few atemtps to change the conversation topic and eventually he landed a good question and forced Ihstanchk to answer talking about herself.
"Siblings... yes, I have siblings. Two of them, boy an girl. They are younger"
"So you are the older one?"
"Yes, I am".
"And how younger are them?"
"Three years, but it's almost four, actually. Three years and eleven months".
"And the younger one?"
"No, they have the same age. They're twins, a girl and a boy".
"Oh, that's interesting. Apparently you don't talk much about them"
"Well, our relationship is cold. They always had their own world, and they banded together against their older sister... That was until my brother was sent to a miltiary academy. Yet then it alreadywas too late."
"Too late to become friends?"
"Yes. I already had found a perosn to spend my brotherly love in... my cousin Indahmawar"
"Oh, sot ha'ts the reason why you are so together"
"Yes. I was eight when she was born, and the twins were four. They already had made obvious that they didn't liked me. My mother has always regretted that, as it wasn't easy for her to have my siblings.."
"And why that?"
"The Khanid custom is to have children seperated by three years from the earlier. But my mother suffered a miscarriage in her fifth week and it was very disstressing for the family; despite the shock, my mother insisted to try again as soon as the doctors would allow, and so she managed to have the second and third child before I was four".
Mavrick stared at Ishtanchuk and noticed the passion in her eyes, betraying the pretended indifference in her neutral expression and voice. He figured that the topic was done and tried to lead the conversation to other topics, which was easier since the a waiter produced the main courses.
Mavrick enjoyed his cod and watched Ish as she ate; she had been served three small cuttlefishes, and cut them to pieces with graceful movements. She enjoyed the food too, as she smiled lightly, but Mavrick regretted to see how her eyes were sadder than before talking about her family. Anyway, Mavrick remembered a funny story about a Brutor marine eating fish for the fiest time, and Ish also found it funny enough to laugh when he said the punchline. After that, Ish seemed more relaxed, and Mavrick noticed how she would gaze at him, and he used those chances to look into Ishtanchuk's almond eyes and the moving hazel in them. He would then slip onto her nose, a bit large but graceful, and to her full lips, painted in a color that looked natural and yet was red enough to grab the attention and drive it away from the gunshot scar on her cheek.
"What a beautiful woman", thought Mavrick. "And so intriguing... who would shot that face? And why, mistress Ishtanchuk?" And she was brave enough to wear and show her scar, in a way that made the Brutor soul of Mavrick rejoice with admiration.
After the main course, Mavrick suggested to wait for deserts and instead chat a little more, but Ishtanchuk said, softly, that she was tired. Mavrick was a bit puzzled, but he knew that Ish ahd been away for severa monyhs so he attributed hrr fatigue to that. Anyway, she agrred to enjoy the deserts, and so she ended having a chocolate bomb which made Mavrick stare at her ironically as she onviously enyoyed it. Whereas Mavrick himself just asked a fruit salad which included, to his surprise, pieces of certain fruits unsual in Gallentean space but appreciated in Brutor cuisine. That restaurant would be damn expensive, but would also be worth every last ISK... maybe that was why Ishtanchuk had picked it, other than try and compromise Mavrick into accepting to split the bill. Which he would only allow to happen over his cold corpse.
Honestly though, Ishtanchuk also didn't attempted to pay the bill, nor hinted it. Mavrick couldnd't decide whther that was becasue she was woman, or noblewoman, or because all in all he was reparing a damage caused by Laudenum.
After leaving the table, the couple walked to the dresser room and Mavrick helped Ishtanchuk to put on her coat. Mavrick picked another station cab and made a subtle attempt to take Ishtanchuk's hand, but she moved it away casually and Mavrick didnt insisted. What was he doing, he thought to himself...
After arriving to the Bar, Mavrick helped Ishanchuk to step down from the cab, an accompanied her to the door. Then hes aid, casually:
"I think that the Khanid custom is to kiss the cheeks, am I right?"
"Actually the corner of the lips, when it's somene from the fmaily or intimate enough. I will not tyy to climb up and kiss you cheek, but you may kiss mine if you want to, Mavrick", said Ishtanchuk, smiling ironically.
(continues)
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
3380
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Posted - 2015.02.15 00:39:23 -
[2947] - Quote
(continued)
Mavrick counted to three mentally and sent everyhting to hell. He bowed and passed his arm behind Ishtanchuk's back. The coat was made of light fabric and he could sense how it was warm after being trapped between Ish's back and the seat of the cab. Ishtanchuk turned her face to the left and Mavrick kissed her right cheek, and he smelled a light fragance of vanilla and something else he couldn't identify. Ishtanchuk's skin was incredibly smooth and warm, and Mavrick conssidered kissing her other cheek. Yet Ishtanchuk pushed against his arm and he didn't tried to stop her as she released from him.
"It's been a lovely evening, Mavrick. Maybe we can repeat it when I regain my forces", she said.
"I've had a great pleasure with your comapny, Ishtanchuk. I will look forward to meetinh again once you feel better."
Then Mavrick watched Ishanchuk as she entered the Greater Fool Bar, and let his eyes slip down to the swaying of her hips as she walked away.
"What a fine woman she is", whispered Mavrick, and then he walked away along the corridor.
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mavrick maximum
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
5
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Posted - 2015.02.18 15:40:58 -
[2948] - Quote
I can confirm that the lovely Ms. Ishtanchuk was, indeed, an enchanting dinner guest. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
3813
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Posted - 2015.03.01 22:40:49 -
[2949] - Quote
(previously on the same storyline...)
As the sky lights started fading at dawn, Eugerelia Baiyarim wf Fazmarai looked out of the window in her evening study at the Fazmarai manor. Form there, she could see tha back fot he house, with the evening garden and, far to the right, the stables bult by an Fazmarai ancestor who liked horseriding. Now the only animals at the stables were property of villagers and a small riding school which was funfed partially Fazmarai estate's charity fund. Eugerdlia looked also at the small cypress grove by the left of the main house, which sheltered the pool built so the girls could learn to swim properly. The house had a indoor pool, but it was small and shallow, and Eugerelia wished that her daughter Indahmawar swimmed well, and had enough room to exercise and practice. The fact that her older cousin Ishtanchuk was also learning to swim was all she needed, and as usual, Eugerelia's husband, Ruggenor, had agreed.
The daylight dimmed until the color of the sceenry faded, and Eugerelia turned back to her study. She had left the position at her design office as her disease took her forces and health, but she still enjoyed being at her old place at home, with her computers and storage systems. She put on the visor and browsed the stored projects, then picked one holding the details for the conversion fo a Nightmare class battleship - Ishtanchuk's Nightmare. Loading the several layers, Euegerelia dived into the schematics, looking for places and issues. Albeit the hull and equipment of most spaceships was standarized, the interior was customizalbe, and that was the job of Eugerelia's office. Spaceships were complex and technically challenging, and the job wasn't very different form furbishing a building... except that a large ship like a battleship had more corridor length than the streets of a small town. The Sansha origin also made tings very complicated, and Eugerelia' office still was releasing small updates to the ship interior and facing crisis when something stopped working for unknown reasons related to the wicked machineries of the ship... challenging and tough, the Nightmare was Eugerleia's largest project ever, but not the one she liked best. So, she closed the fiels an browsed for another design... then her husband Ruggenor, Indahmawar's father, entered the study.
"Good evening, Eugerelia. How do you feel?"
"Hello, Ruggenor. I am feeling well, thank you for asking"
"Have youb een working on somthing?"
"No. Just looking old projects. Remembering"
"And are those good memories? You enjoy them?"
"Some are. I am fond of some fo the wroks I did. But I cna't fidn anything... worthy"
"Worthy? Soemfo yoru design were awarded prizes. And you knwo that some fo your customers are extremely satisfied with yoru work..."
"Yes, of coruse. I've done a few itneresting singular design. But nothing I've done ever, has been deemed worthy of serializing. And that's the trademark of genius -when you do something so special, outstanding, that everybody wants it too"
"Genius? You used to say that your job is engineering first and art later..."
"But genius makes art and engngineering... look at Kurchan's Augoror. The desing is a century old and even now mroe than thirty percent of al Augorors use the same desing -it's so good that it's become the standard. That's genius... and I never had it. Never will have it. I can create one shots... little artworks, to say so. but only the customer appreciates them and for a while... until the ship is decomisioned or refurbished."
"Some of your ships have been preserved..."
"And so what? Who is going to remember me because my name is on a plaque on some ship on display somewhere?"
"No, that not again...", said Ruggenor.
"Again? Oh yes. You still won't accept it, right?"
"Please Eugerelia... i wanted to talk about something"
"Something! But I am boring you because I feel that I haven't left a footprint? And yet I am dieing?"
"Enough! I don't want you to die!"
"Well, of course. I don't want to die, neither. I would want to see Mawi grow... some more.. and find a husband and give us grandsons. Even if she's a capsulleeer. Even if your niece took Mawi under her wing and now my preciosu flower is too busy to come see me more often..."
"Stop, Eugerelia. You... You are depressed. It's normal, but feeling bad wil not make any good. It will..."
"It will bother everyone around me, I know. I have heard all the mumbo jumbo. But the fact is that this body of mine is falling to pieces. If ti was a structure, it wuld ahve been condemned But it's just a body and it hold my soul, and so doctors do everythign they can come up with to stop the creaks... to replace and fix my organs and attack the tumours and crush me under a hundred medicines. And so oh, I feel depressed! I am 57, i'm going to die and I feel depressed! When I'm not in agony or suffering the news as something else in my body goes to hell"
"If I could, Eugerelia, if I could... but how? I can't spare you the suffer. I barely can deal with my own terror at losing you... I need all my self control! I can't let you crush me under your fear, on top of my fear... I still have a family to take care of"
Eugerelia looked at Ruggenor. He lacked the pragmatism needed to accept death, the inevitable death, of a beloved one. Like her own father, a Khanid too. Could Eugerelia understand them? She had been raised as one, but her mother also carried on her the legacy of a hundred generations of Gallentean females. A pinch of fatalism... and a craving to not be dominated. Ruggenor always had done what his wife wished, as long as it didn't hurt the family... but she couldn't command him to stop fearing, to stop suffering.
(continues)
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
3834
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Posted - 2015.03.01 23:20:29 -
[2950] - Quote
(continued)
"Eugerelia...", mumbled Ruggenor.
"Yes my dear..."
"I said, I wanted to talk about something."
"I see. I interrupted you... what was that?"
"We couldn't celebrate our anniversary properly, and I've been thinking of something special for us. So I've located and rented our window"
"Our window...?", asked Eguerelia, puzzled.
"Well, not just the window. The appartment. At...
"Bijtlander Fork?!", shouted Eugerelia, understanding.
"Yes, Bijtlander Fork. Do you remember?"
Remember... Eugerelia remembered, of course. Bijtlander Fork was a small section of a mountain range in the southern hemisphere. There, the range splitted in half around a massive valley, dominated by two peaks linked by several smaller mountains to the main range. That was the "fork", and it had been named after the man who discovered that it was the best spot for skiing in the whole planet... at least, once the Khanid grew interested in skiing, a uncommon activity for people who craved warm climates.
The southern peak at Bijtlander Fork was home to a coveted ski resort, usually out of reach for people without good connections. Even as a young couple, Eugerelia Baiyarim (still without the "wf" denoting her marriage to someone with a higher name) and Ruggenor Fazmarai had the contacts and family to have a spot at the resort... and it had been there, in a modest appartment with a single but large and priceless window overlooking at the valley, where Ruggenor had proposed to Eugerelia.
"Our window... My, aren't you fool?", said Eugereli, smiling.
"Yes, I plead guilty"
"We're in peak season. How... no don't tell me"
"It had to be done, it's been done. The appartment is ours for a week... if you say yes."
"Of course I say yes!"
"Thank you, Eugerelia..."
"No, thank you, Ruggenor. I... I will make it worthy. This will be my gift for you, I swear. You will not regret taking me to Bijtlander Fork... if you can forgive me for my humour, my... sadness. fro being a bother and..."
"No, no... stop. Eugerelia, stop, or I'll have to kiss oyu."
"Then stop me..."
Eugerelia stood up, tooking out the visor. She walked to Ruggenor hoping that her bones weren't so visible, her limbs so weak, and she looked a bit more like the woman she was when she weighted 12 kilograms more. Then Ruggenor tilted his head and kissed her, and again (after so many years, and four children, and the horror of a mortal disease) his kiss hit her and left her mind blank, in a state of infinite grace. And as usual she tried to hold that state, but her mind started turning again and she opened her eyes and enjoyed her lips and his lips, and separated from him and regained her breath... But Ruggenor still was there. At the blissful blank space... Maybe that was a Khanid thing. Or a Fazmarai thing. Or... Ruggenor.
Eugerelia let Ruggenor hold her, hugging her fleshless bones against his sturdy, chubby frame. And she thought of Indahmawar... her precious flower, Mawi... would she experience the blank space? Or something like it? Or maybe the capsuleer had taken that from her? And how about other feelings? Was she human...? Or was she becoming like her cousin Ishtanchuk, who had been missing for six months and had spent exactly seventeen words to tell her parents that she was back and fine?
Eugerelia kissed Ruggenor back, but inside her mind, she wanted to know what could Eugerelia do so her death didn't hurt her precious Mawi, and yet fearing that maybe the capsuleer had taken that from her.
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Yiole Gionglao
511
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Posted - 2015.03.08 22:28:29 -
[2951] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao poured more IrnBru on her glass, emptying the can, and then sipped from what had started as a Iron Moneky and now had only a flavor of whisky in it. Then shee looked around and said:
"And, there they are again. Is my impression or that guy is chasing Ishtanchuk?"
"Who?", asked Indahmawar Fazmarai
"The Brutor guy with the glasses"
"Oh, we know them. His name is Mavrick, and he works for Laudenum"
"So he's that freighter pilot? And what business does he have with Ish?
"Nothing that I know... but he's been around the bar since she took Ish to dinner", said Indahmawar
"Well, maybe Ish got and admirer? Not strange, wearing that white miniskirt..."
"It's gray."
"Well, that light gray miniskirt. Gives her a nice ass. And that Mavrick guy noticed... look, look!" said Yiole pointing at Ishtanchuk Fazmarai as she walked towads the table "That's lhow you look at an ass, yes sir", said Yiole. Indahmawar Fazmarai turned around, and Mavrick noticed and turned away. Yet she could see how he had been looking at her cousin's back.
"Hello ladies", said Ishtanchuk Fazmarai "What are you doing?"
"Oh, you see, just drinking. And wondering why that guy has been coming to the bar each day"
"Who? Mavrick? There's nothing unusual. Laudenum is operating in the area and so he just drops by..."
"Oh. And that hasn't anything to do with you, right, Ishtanchuk?"
"Completely. He's friendly but formal" said Ishanchuk, staring at Yiole.
"Yes, very formal", said Yiole winking at Indahmawar.
"Of course. I'm not in a mood for nonenses", said Ishtanchuk
"Well, obviously that miniskirt is completely non-nonsensical..."
"And? I already had it, didn't bought it for... I jsut like it"
"Oh yes, it suits you perfectly. You ahve quite a shape to wear those skirts that profile the hips"
"Right", said Ishanchuk, bored.
"By the way... what were those news in local comms? Of someone who just lost a Machariel? Someone whe know...?" said Yiole, looking at Ishtanchuk. Ish swallowed, looked back at Yiole and said, calmly:
"Yes, I lost my Machariel"
"Ish! that's terrible", shouted Indahmawar.
"Oh, not so terrible, Indah. It's just a ship", said Ishtanchuk, smiling shily.
"Well, but it's quite a loss... how much was it? A bilion?"
"Roughly. It was all my fault, though... I fell for a baiter"
"Seriously?"
"Long story, he had lost his ship in a failed bait before. So when I saw him again, I jsut decided to kill him faster... didn't notice how he was engaged only by his flight mate. And then did everything wrong... from bringing the Mach with a mercenary fit to not staying clear from scrambler range. Was something really, really stupid"
"Well, sh*t happens. Now you got more experience dealing with rogue capsuleers..." said Yiole.
"Hah, experience. That's how they call what you get once you don't need it!", answered Ishtanchuk, laughing softly.
"No, no. Experience is something you never have enough!", objected Yiole.
"That's true too... in all paths of life"
"But you can also learn from the experience of others", added Indahmawar.
"That's one interesting point", answered Yiole. And then she asked for some more whisky to refill her Iron Monkey, and the conversation kept going...
The only one to notice how Mavrick looked at the three women and then leaved with a nod of the head was Ishtanchuk, who had seated in a way so Mavrick could see her profile, and she could see him just turning her head... only to be polite and wave goodbye, of course, to a man who was being just friendly but formal. |
Flamespar
warravens
1313
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Posted - 2015.03.27 12:44:42 -
[2952] - Quote
*stumbles into the bar*
Barkeep .. give me a drink! Because of reasons.
EVE Chronicle: An audio drama set in the EVE universe
http://evechronicle.blogspot.com.au/
https://twitter.com/Flamespar
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
3868
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Posted - 2015.03.27 14:51:12 -
[2953] - Quote
*Indahmawar watches as Succus serves a strong drink to Flamespar*
"Huh... Isn't that like, hazardous?"
"Don't worry Miss Indahmawar, the small print in our Terms & Conditions says that we are not responsible of the consequences of ingesting what's been ordered" -answer Succus the barman.
"Oh, good, good... but, since when do we have T&C?"
"Trust me miss Indahmawar, nobody can prove we don't have them..."
*Flamespar face turns red, then white, then he slips off the stool with a satisfied grin in his face*
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
4143
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Posted - 2015.03.27 15:35:43 -
[2954] - Quote
Ezwal smiles lightly while raising an eyebrow in amusement.
I do not fancy what that fine gentleman is having thank you, another beer would do just fine.
ISD Ezwal
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1451
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Posted - 2015.03.27 15:56:04 -
[2955] - Quote
*Watches Flamespar slither to the floor*
"I'll have what he's hav......" She said, and notices Indah's disapproving expression.
"Water. I'll have, uh, water." |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
3430
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Posted - 2015.03.27 23:17:44 -
[2956] - Quote
*watches Laudenum Hayes drinking water*
That's going to save me a laundry bill...
*climbs the stairs leading to the owner's table, then overlooks the bar and orders a cold dinner*
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Flamespar
warravens
1314
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Posted - 2015.03.27 23:23:47 -
[2957] - Quote
*lies on floor wondering who turned the stations gravity up*
EVE Chronicle: An audio drama set in the EVE universe
http://evechronicle.blogspot.com.au/
https://twitter.com/Flamespar
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2990
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Posted - 2015.03.28 13:09:12 -
[2958] - Quote
*falls off the bar stool drunk as a hoot owl and hits the floor*
"Let us pray."
Bring your possibles.
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Yiole Gionglao
515
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Posted - 2015.03.28 14:06:26 -
[2959] - Quote
*tiptoes her way around passed out patrons laying on the floor, carefully avoiding the ones who try to peek under her skirt*
My god, Indah! Did you celebrate a Drunkageddon and didn't warn me? |
Celise Katelo
State War Academy
Caldari State
74
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Posted - 2015.03.28 17:19:31 -
[2960] - Quote
In the distance i notice "The Greater Fool Bar" , as i head home from a heavy intense battle. Thus leaving me rather poor & my tail between my legs. I glance in the window of this rather intriguing establishment. The winter months have been harsh, my body so cold & covered in chilblains. I slowly place my hands into my pockets, searching for some coin.
I look upon my hands as i place them infront of me, held out as if i had some coin in them.... Then i glance back at the window with a sad feeling. My pride of throat i swallow, I long for a drink!!!!... but my unfortunate events turn me away from such a place.
Back onto the long road i go....
EVEBoard ...Just over 20million skill points, each skill was chosen for a reason. I closed my eyes & clicked another skill to train... "BINGO...!!!" ... "This time i got something usefull"
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WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame
7220
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Posted - 2015.03.28 17:34:38 -
[2961] - Quote
This bar is still open?! wow.
okay... I'll have a um... HotDrop Surprise. whatever that is. I'm willing to go crazy tonight.
Also, do you advertise here?
Everything's a game if you make it one - Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci
Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase
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WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame
7220
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Posted - 2015.03.28 17:36:10 -
[2962] - Quote
Celise Katelo wrote:In the distance i notice " The Greater Fool Bar" , as i head home from a heavy intense battle. Thus leaving me rather poor & my tail between my legs. I glance in the window of this rather intriguing establishment. The winter months have been harsh, my body so cold & covered in chilblains. I slowly place my hands into my pockets, searching for some coin. I look upon my hands as i place them infront of me, held out as if i had some coin in them.... Then i glance back at the window with a sad feeling. My pride of throat i swallow, I long for a drink!!!!... but my unfortunate events turn me away from such a place. Back onto the long road i go....
Allow me to invite you for a treat. anything you like, on me.
Everything's a game if you make it one - Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci
Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase
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Vector Symian
0 Fear
523
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Posted - 2015.03.29 03:17:02 -
[2963] - Quote
*Wanders in bloody and tired*
"the war has yet to begin and the battles already rage"
"something to drink please mam ..anything will do though heavier the better"
*sits down an contemplates the chaos around him silently chewing a out of date space pretzel* |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3081
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Posted - 2015.04.02 12:50:27 -
[2964] - Quote
*calls from the floor*
Hey, barkeep, another round down here.
Bring your possibles.
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Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
29484
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Posted - 2015.04.10 15:51:10 -
[2965] - Quote
*Walks slowly out of bar* |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1488
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Posted - 2015.04.14 16:09:55 -
[2966] - Quote
Laudenum looked up from her datapad at the motion outside the barGÇÖs window. A smile crossed her face as she watched Mavrick and Ishtanchuk say their GÇÿgoodbyesGÇÖ. He was a little awkward as he bent to kiss the tiny Khanid woman on the cheek. She chuckled at the idea of Mav treating Ish like a porcelain doll when she could probably drop the big Brutor with a firm right. No, Mavrick Maximum wasnGÇÖt weak, but he was a gentleman in an age when gentlemen were rare.
She watched as they chatted outside the door. He looked happy and the smile he had was so much like his brotherGÇÖs. Emotions welled up slowly of his brother, her fianc+¬, and the smile slide away leaving her face a neutral mask. She was happy for him; truly happy. But the look he gave Ishtanchuk as they chatted and laughed was like an icicle in her heart. LaudGÇÖs hands shook slightly and she reached down for her datapad and drink and retreated to her room.
She had just enough time to freshen up when Mav knocked on the door. Even though she suspected heGÇÖd check in with her, the sound jarred her from memories. GÇ£Come..GÇ¥, she began, but her voice cracked so badly it barely carried across the room. She cleared her throat and restarted. GÇ£Come in.GÇ¥
Mavrick opened the door with a smile spread wide across his face. GÇ£Hey boss, got anything for me?GÇ¥
Laud cast him a sly look and she reached inside her desk, withdrew a bank chip and casually tossed it to him. He glanced at the sum and his smile grew even wider. There were a LOT of zeros on that chip and he had earned each and every one of them.
GÇ£Well?GÇ¥ Laud said, her grin already showing Mav that she knew.
GÇ£She is wonderful company, beautiful and charming.GÇ¥ He said. GÇ£I had a lot of fun.GÇ¥ Mav sat down in the chair facing Laudenum at her desk. GÇ£She chose that venue, now itGÇÖs my turn to come up with something.GÇ¥
GÇ£AH, so there will be a second date.GÇ¥ Laud responded, more a statement than an actual question. GÇ£What do you have in mind?GÇ¥
GÇ£Something unusual. Perhaps a picnic.GÇ¥ He said, his eyes giving a mischievious twinkle. GÇ£But, I need your help.GÇ¥
Laudenum perked up. GÇ£What can I do?GÇ¥
GÇ£I have a lot of work ahead of me and to pull this off and I am in need of your connections to import a few things for me.GÇ¥ He settled back in his chair and stretched his legs. He looked relaxed and casual but she knew he was all business.
Laud leaned forward with a smile, GÇ£What do you need and what kind of budget are we operating with?GÇ¥
Mav knew that the glimmer in LaudenumGÇÖs eyes had very little to do with her interest with his date. She smelled a challenge along with a potentially expensive shopping trip. He looked ruefully at the newly acquired bank chip and tossed it back to her. GÇ£I would like a picnic lunch fit for a Khanid princess.GÇ¥ He said, and turned a little sheepish. GÇ£I donGÇÖt even know what they eat there.GÇ¥ He recognized the Cheshire grin on her face as she stowed the bank chip back in her desk. It was the same smile she used when she purchased capitol blueprints. He winced inwardly. This was going to cost a lot, but it was worth it.
He rose and walked to the door. Laud asked, GÇ£So where planetside are you doing this?GÇ¥
GÇ£Not going planetside.GÇ¥ He responded. GÇ£It will be here on station.GÇ¥ His smile returned to his face and he winked at the redhead. GÇ£ItGÇÖs a secret.GÇ¥
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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
35272
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Posted - 2015.04.15 12:18:29 -
[2967] - Quote
some prosthetic oil please...
Critically Preposterous is recruiting! Join the fight!
I am a cat.
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Karina Schiffer
Bunny Death Squad
Sons of Seraphinus
0
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Posted - 2015.04.22 00:25:42 -
[2968] - Quote
*walks in shyly*
<.<
>.>
"can someone tell me where the restrooms are?" |
Zealous Miner
164
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Posted - 2015.04.22 00:47:34 -
[2969] - Quote
*Zealous Miner walks into the bar.*
"Bartender! I'd like a glass of your stronge-"
*A shot glass flies by his head smashing against the door frame*
"Hey, have a nice day everyone!"
*Runs out of the bar.*
www.minerbumping.com
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Thor Eljer
Asteroid Central
AL3XAND3R.
0
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Posted - 2015.04.23 21:34:57 -
[2970] - Quote
Thor Eljer walks into the bar wondering what sort of beverages this joint serves. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
3475
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Posted - 2015.04.24 22:11:45 -
[2971] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai is seated at the Owner's table, overlooking the Bar and waiting for Mavrick to pay his daily visit. Suddenly Succus the barman waves Ishtanchuk and shifts the channel tuned at the main screen.
"This is just incoming from Yulai, Mrs. Ishtanchuk. Some news on Drifters"
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai looks at the screen, where live footage shows the results fo the first drifter autopsy...
"Wow, Mizhir is there? The girl haves some hidden tricks!", thinks Ish to herself when she sees Mizzi on the screen. Suddenly, the broadcast stops, and shortly after an alarm rings at Succus' pad.
"What was that?", asks Ishtanchuk.
"Don't know yet, Ishtanchuk. Something is going on at Yulai, all CONCORD channels have gone nuts. Apaprenlty the whole system has gone off line", answers Succus
"And Mizzi? Will she be OK...?"
The Greater Fool Bar_ is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! _
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Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
318
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Posted - 2015.04.25 08:27:07 -
[2972] - Quote
Let's toast to Mizhir.
Can I have some sparkly wine please ?
Also, can someone explain what this thread is about?-á (Relax ! I'm just quoting Holgrak Blacksmith here.)
When life gives you lemons, swap letters and poof: melons, solemn melons.
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mavrick maximum
The Vogon Poet's Armada
5
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Posted - 2015.05.27 21:17:07 -
[2973] - Quote
He hadnGÇÖt exaggerated. It did take a lot of work.
Mavrick had spent quite a bit of time on board the station and he was the sort that liked to explore on his free time. Laudenum hadnGÇÖt worked him too hard. Mostly shuttling her constructed Bowheads into the station or providing boosts for her occasional mining fleets. He never regretted his transformation into a capsuleer and being an immortal gave him plenty of time to marvel not only at the beauty of space, but at the varied creations of man.
He had stumbled across the observation post while poking around the lower decks. The area was dusty and abandoned, having served its usefulness in the early days of the stations construction. The observation bubble was a ten meter hemisphere sunk into the lower structure of the station. It had been unused and undiscovered for many years if the accumulated dust was any indication. Evidence of some sort of monitoring equipment was still on the floor. Perhaps an item that had been anchored and removed when its purposes were completed.
He walked the perimeter of the room. The interior had a greenish tint since the only light in the room came through the dirty lens of the bubble from the systemGÇÖs nebulae. He noted as he walked that the environmental controls were intact and had power but there were no controls for lighting. Evidently, the observers using this area didnGÇÖt want their stargazing interrupted by someone turning on the lights. He did find a set of controls that when operated, controlled the opacity of the bubble. He discovered its necessity as the systems star rolled from behind the planet and sent daybreak light into the little observatory.
The interior flared into a dingy brightness before he dialed it back to a more subdued level. Another door in the observatory wall led to a small bare room; probably a work room or a lounge. He smiled as he noted a private restroom with a shower. At least the observers who used this place kept clean.
He walked once more, testing the controls and facilities of the little observation area. GÇÿWill need a good cleaning,GÇÖ he thought, GÇÿbut I think this will do.GÇÖ
Over the course of the next week as his schedule would allow, Mav returned several times with cleaning materials, tools and some basic furniture. The walls and floor were cleaned to a GÇ£nearlyGÇ¥ new finish but MavGÇÖs pride and joy was cleaning and polishing the observation bubble until it was crystal clear.
He repacked the cleaning materials into a borrowed cart and breathed deeply. The observatory smelled much better than it did when he first discovered it. He took one last look out of the bubble into the last rays of the setting sun. The room cooled off dramatically as the warming rays recessed behind the planet and the room returned slowly to the eveningGÇÖs emerald light. Mav stripped out of his sweaty work clothes and made use of the shower.
GÇ£Damnit Laud, GÇ£Mavrick exclaimed over the fleet comms, GÇ£you are supposed to be scouting me.GÇ¥ Mav seethed in the pod piloting the Fenrir-Class freighter. He had referred to the ship board chronograph at least a dozen times for every system they had passed through. If there had been a solid surface for him to tap his toe against, he would be doing it.
GÇ£DonGÇÖt get your undies in a bunch, Mav.GÇ¥ Laudenum responded, GÇ£You have hours to go yet. Ishtanchuk is probably just starting to get ready.GÇ¥ She smiled inside her pod knowing that her making light of the situation would just irritate him more. Besides, she was a terrible scout. Why would he insist on her making the run? She turned her attentions away from the regional market to focus on local sensors. GÇ£Go ahead and jump system. Gate is clear.GÇ¥
GÇ£IGÇÖm two systems ahead of you.GÇ¥ His dry response came back.
GÇ£AhGǪ..ooops.GÇ¥ She returned sheepishly. She engaged the warp drive of the Rifter-Class frigate that she used as the FenrirGÇÖs GÇÿwebbing shipGÇÖ. As the Rifter launched into warp, she chastised the bridge officer for allowing Mav to get ahead. The return communication from the bridge was the laughter from the officers and she blushed in the podGÇÖs fluid.
As the jump count climbed, MavrickGÇÖs grumblings became more and more annoyed. Laudenum continued to grin allowing him to GÇÿstewGÇÖ. When his complaints started to become a touch vitriolic, she burst into laughter over the shared comms. This drew a cool silence from Mav. As the laughter faded to giggles and he had still not yet responded, she said, GÇ£Mav, seriously, you will have plenty of time.GÇ¥
There was a returned sigh. GÇ£Laud, IGÇÖve been working on this for some time. I want it to be nice.GÇ¥ He shook his head from side to side resigned. GÇ£I just donGÇÖt want to rush setting it all up. I donGÇÖt even know if all the items have arrived.GÇ¥
Laud grinned and bit her lower lip. She knew that Mavrick wouldnGÇÖt be upset, but no sense in provoking him. GÇ£They did, Mav. ItGÇÖs all set up and ready to go.GÇ¥
There was a moment of silence that she knew he was processing that statement. GÇ£What?GÇ¥ was all he was able to say.
She smiled wickedly. GÇ£Rook in station services noticed the power and water being used in the old aft observatory and knew none of his crew have been working in that area. When he sent an inspection team can you imagine his surprise when he found the place sanitized spotless? It seems that when strange things happen in the station, Rook looks at me for answers.GÇ¥ She blushed deeply again. GÇ£Only sometimes, I am the cause. Regardless, I went to take a look. When I walked in, I knew it was where you were taking Ish.GÇ¥
MavrickGÇÖs stunned silence spoke volumes. |
mavrick maximum
The Vogon Poet's Armada
5
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Posted - 2015.05.27 21:24:26 -
[2974] - Quote
GÇ£So,GÇ¥ she continued, GÇ£when your picnic lunch arrived, I figured IGÇÖd help out a friend, which I knew would be working, at setting it up and adding a romantic touch to it.GÇ¥
GǣUhGǪ.Gǥ Was all he could say.
GÇ£You are welcome. Now, can we get back to work with a little less griping?GÇ¥ She asked with a tone of mock sincerity.
His only response was a good natured laugh over the comms.
GÇ£Well,GÇ¥ Mav asked, GÇ£How do I look?GÇ¥
Laudenum started but quickly smiled to cover her shock. GÇÿHe looks so much like his brotherGÇÖ the thought made her heart skip and sink in the same moment. GÇ£Handsome.GÇ¥ She said simply.GÇ¥Very handsome.GÇ¥ She moved to walk around him, straightening little creases and stopped to look him in the eyes. GÇ£Ish is lucky. I hope you both have a great time.GÇ¥
He reached out and drew her into a brotherly hug. As they separated, he looked her in the eyes and noticed a tear forming. GÇ£Thanks, mom.GÇ¥ He quipped; a comment designed to lighten the mood.
She smiled and withdrew from the embrace and swatted him lightly on the arm. GÇ£I have a couple more things for you.GÇ¥ She had moved so naturally he barely noticed her wiping the tear from her cheek.
Mav spoke quietly, GÇ£Laud, you didnGÇÖt have toGǪGÇ¥
She glanced over her shoulder. GÇ£Right now, my dating is done vicariously thought you.GÇ¥ Her smile turned impish. GÇ£DonGÇÖt ruin my good time.GÇ¥ She said with a wink.
Laud rummaged through a storage container in the back of her quarters. He had just enough time to roll his eyes when something small and metallic was lobbed over her shoulder. Mav snatched the item out of mid air and opened his hand to reveal a cred stick. A quick check on the balance revealed that not only had she not used any of his isk, but the balance was significantly larger.
GǣWait, bossGǪGǥ He stammered.
GÇ£SHUSH!GÇ¥ she commanded and returned to her burrowing. After a few impatient moments, she stood and presented him with two items.
GÇ£What, GÇ£ he said with a raised eyebrow, GÇ£are these?GÇ¥
Laud handed the first package to him. GÇ£This is a wonderful flower. ItGÇÖs been in stasis for the trip to prevent wilting. You will give this to her as a gift.GÇ¥
Mav raised his eyebrow again, this time in a look of skepticism and feeling very much like an awkward teenager. He carefully opened the box, taking measures not to disrupt the stasis field inside. Even through the fieldGÇÖs haze, he could see it was beautiful. It appeared to be pink changing to white at the outside edges.
GÇ£UmGǪwhat kind of message will thisGǪGÇ¥ He started, but halted at LaudenumGÇÖs scowl. Her glare said GÇÿDonGÇÖt ruin this for meGÇÖ and he held his hands up, resigned.
The second package was a bit heavier and Mav carefully set the box with the flower on the desk. He opened the second box and inside were two bottles; both slightly dusty, faded and covered with miter. He pulled one of the bottles from the box and lightly brushed the dust from the label. GÇ£IGÇÖm sorry, but IGÇÖm not familiar with this.GÇ¥
GÇ£This took some research but I knew someone who it and I had had someone that owed me a favor that would deliver it. This is a very old Chanounian wine from Amarr. IGÇÖve been told itGÇÖs everything that the Amarrians are not. Light, fruity and very well aged.GÇ¥ She smiled as he carefully returned it to the box.
Mav turned serious and looked at Laudenum. GÇ£Thank you, M.GÇ¥
GÇ£All I have to say is IF she isnGÇÖt impressedGǪGÇ¥ Laud left the balance unspoken.
He carefully gathered the items and went to the door. GÇ£Wish me luck.GÇ¥ He said with a grin and slipped out the door.
GÇ£Luck.GÇ¥ She whispered and hugged herself tightly.
Mav knocked on the door to IshtanchukGÇÖs quarters in the Greater Fool Bar. The din of the capsuleer crowd was just starting to amplify when Mav heard IshGÇÖs GÇ£One moment, Mavrick.GÇ¥ From inside. He waited patiently outside the door allowing the activity of the bar patrons to distract him as he stood. The door opened and MavGÇÖs breath caught in his throat. Even dressed casually, Ishtanchuk was lovely. She wore pants of a durable material that hugged her hips but were loose in the legs for ease of movement. Under a matching tailored jacket, she wore a light colored blouse that sat in contrast to her naturally tanned skin.
GÇ£So, we finally get around to our second date?GÇ¥ She asked smiling.
Mavrick gave her a sheepish grin. GÇ£Yea, IGÇÖm sorry about the delay. IGÇÖm hoping this will make it up to you.GÇ¥
Ish took the package that he had offered to her and carefully opened the wrapping. She opened the box within the wrapping with a light touch and a gasp. The stasis field within dropped away revealing the bloom, itGÇÖs light clean fragrance temporarily filling the hall and displacing the normal scents of the bar. Ish delicately withdrew the flower and inhaled deeply.
GÇ£I love these. I remember fields of them when I was young.GÇ¥ She said with a wistful innocent look. GÇ£Where did you get it?GÇ¥ She asked. GÇ£To my knowledge, theyGÇÖre only native to a few worlds in Khanid.GÇ¥
Mav smiled and said, GÇ£I have connections.GÇ¥
She eyed him mischievously and took another deep inhalation. Mav carefully took the flower from her hand and gently placed it above her left ear, weaving some of her hair to hold the bloom in place. When he finished, he stepped back and looked at his handiwork with a smile. He held out his arm and asked GÇ£Shall we?GÇ¥
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mavrick maximum
The Vogon Poet's Armada
5
|
Posted - 2015.05.27 21:29:26 -
[2975] - Quote
Ish took MavGÇÖs arm and together they walked through the bar. Mav glanced briefly at Laudenum who was sitting at a table over a data pad. While she put on a show of trying not to look at the two as they left, a broad smile stretched across her face. He was fairly certain it wasnGÇÖt from a profitable transaction.
After two transports, an elevator ride and a bit of hiking, Mavrick stopped at a door. Ishtanchuk had begun to become concerned. Mav had led her through some little known and barely used areas of the station. Some of those passages had likely not seeing human traffic for quite a while. Then something odd occurred to her. The hallway they were standing in was spotless clean. She wasnGÇÖt sure, but over the scent of the flower she thought she could smell cleaning products.
GÇ£Is it coincidence that this hallway is so clean when we travelled down so many that were not?GÇ¥ She said with a smile. GÇ£We must be here.GÇ¥
Mav simply said GÇ£Close your eyes.GÇ¥ When she had done so, he took her by the hand, opened the door and led her inside.
What had once been the workroom had been transformed into a tiny dining area. Sections of the wall had been covered in burgundy swathes of heavy cloth trimmed in gold. The area between the cloth held many candles that illuminated the room in a soft glow. A table sat in the center of the room which was laden with Khanid delicacies. Along the length of the table lay several more of the flowers that were duplicates of the one in IshtanchukGÇÖs hair. The air was scented with the clean scent of their pedals, exotic spices and the burning candles.
Ish gasped and looked around wide eyed. She breathed deeply, taking in the scents. A couple of casual strides took her the length of the table. GÇ£But, there is no place to sit?GÇ¥ She asked, looking up at Mavrick.
Mav picked up a plate and handed it to her. GÇ£WeGÇÖll be dining in another area.GÇ¥
She looked dubious by the look in her eyes but Mav just smiled and held up a placating hand. GÇ£Patience.GÇ¥ Was all he said.
They loaded up their plates with various morsels and Ish followed Mav to one of the wall coverings. He pulled the heavy cloth aside and the candlelit room brightened dramatically. GǣBrightGǪGǥ Ishtanchuk exclaimed as her free hand shielded her eyes.
GÇ£Sorry!GÇ¥ Mav responded, GÇ£IGÇÖll dial the shielding up just a bit.GÇ¥ He held the curtain open for her to pass. When she had walked through the covered portal, Mav turned to a panel and increased the filters, removing the strong glare of light. He turned to see Ishtanchuk gaping in surprise.
GÇ£I hope you donGÇÖt mind,GÇ¥ Mavrick said with a smile, GÇ£but I was in the mood for a picnic.GÇ¥ He had transformed the drab observatory bubble into a nearly idyllic looking little park. The flooring was covered in a turf that was soft and aromatic like fresh cut grass. Near to the dome, low and thickly padded furniture faced to space beyond and the view of the planet below. The bubbleGÇÖs filtering allowed enough of the stars ambient light to make the observatory feel like late afternoon. The view was breathtaking and Mav, who never quite got used to the vista, stopped to appreciate the planet turning slowly below.
Ishtanchuk settled into a comfortable spot while Mav opened a basket and removed a bottle of wine with two glasses. He removed the plug and poured them half full, then handed one to Ish. She inhaled its bouquet and sipped. GÇ£Oh, this is very good.GÇ¥ She said with a smile.
They talked and laughed; occasionally resupplying their plates from the table in the work room. Mavrick produced a second bottle of the Chanounian wine and refilled their glasses. As he set the bottle down, he reached over and pulled a thick blanket off the lounger. He walked behind Ish and began wrapping her in the blanket.
GÇ£ItGÇÖs alright. IGÇÖm not cold.GÇ¥ She said, turning to look at Mav.
Mavrick motioned with his chin to the bubble of the observatory and simply said GÇ£Watch.GÇ¥
The last sliver of the sun spun away leaving the planet below in darkness. As the last few rays were taken away from the observatory, the temperature in the makeshift park dropped dramatically. A light frost formed on the inside of the bubble as the roomGÇÖs temperature controls struggled to offset the quick change. Ish shivered and huddled into the warmth of the blanket. Her breath momentarily visible as the climate control began pumping warm air into the room.
GÇ£You knew this would happen.GÇ¥ She said moving alongside him and extending the blanket around him to share warmth.
GÇ£I did.GÇ¥ He said with a grin. GÇ£It will take a few minutes to bring the room back up to temperature. I guess weGÇÖll just need to huddle together until that happens.GÇ¥
GÇ£You planned this.GÇ¥ She said with a smirk.
GÇ£I simply anticipated itGÇÖs necessity.GÇ¥ He said, trying his best to look innocent. GÇ£You have no idea what a surprise it was to me when I stepped from the shower in the other room at dusk.GÇ¥
Ish took another sip of the wine and turned to look through the clear bubble into space. The room, without the sunGÇÖs rays to light it, changed to a cool green as the various emissions of the Gallente EmpireGÇÖs nebulae assumed control of the nighttime sky. GÇ£So, why a park? Why a picnic?GÇ¥ She asked.
Mav looked longingly into space for a few moments as if gathering his thoughts. GÇ£As capsuleer, we have enough wealth to purchase what entertainments we wish.GÇ¥ He paused to look in her eyes. GÇ£I guess I thought IGÇÖd try something different.GÇ¥
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mavrick maximum
The Vogon Poet's Armada
5
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Posted - 2015.05.27 21:30:16 -
[2976] - Quote
The temperature control was catching up nicely and Mavrick slid out from under the blanket. GÇ£The idea of doing this actually made me a little homesick. It reminds me of a secluded little lakeside park that I used to frequent with friends.GÇ¥ Mavrick drank the last of the wine in his glass. Ish set her glass off to the side and gently pushed Mavrick onto his back. With the blanket still draped around her shoulders, she stretched on top of him, covering his body with the blanket and her own. She crossed her arms on his chest and rested her chin, looking into MavGÇÖs eyes.
GÇ£Did you ever bring a girlfriend to this lakeside park?GÇ¥ She asked.
Mav smiled shyly. GÇ£Yes.GÇ¥ |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
3573
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Posted - 2015.06.05 20:27:05 -
[2977] - Quote
mavrick maximum wrote:The temperature control was catching up nicely and Mavrick slid out from under the blanket. GÇ£The idea of doing this actually made me a little homesick. It reminds me of a secluded little lakeside park that I used to frequent with friends.GÇ¥ Mavrick drank the last of the wine in his glass. Ish set her glass off to the side and gently pushed Mavrick onto his back. With the blanket still draped around her shoulders, she stretched on top of him, covering his body with the blanket and her own. She crossed her arms on his chest and rested her chin, looking into MavGÇÖs eyes.
GÇ£Did you ever bring a girlfriend to this lakeside park?GÇ¥ She asked.
Mav smiled shyly. GÇ£Yes.GÇ¥
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai looked again into Mavrick's eyes, covered by clear glasses.
"And did you wore glasses back then, too?", she asked.
"Yes, I already did. They're a tribute to our elder... but I don't need them so far. Maybe never will need them"
"Then you don't need them now", said Ishtanchuk, standing enough to release her arms, and then she took off the glasses and placed them by the side.
"Ishtanchuk?", asked Mavrick, with a sense of anticipation.
Ish leaned forward again, sliding over him enough so their lips could meet. Mavrick kissed Ishtanchuk, slowly, and then she moved away and began another kiss. Enjoying her juicy lips, Mavrick pushed her mouth open and slid his tongue inside, enjoying the taste of the delicate wine she had sipped. Ishtanchuk moved closer to Mavrick and then he raised his hand intuitively, looking for her bosom, and squeezed the soft bulge on her blouse. Ishtanchuk moved away enough to look into his eyes, apparently startled, and kissed him again. Mavrick squeezed her breast as before, and then Ishtanchuk stood up with a strange face.
"Eh... can I walk on this turf? Barefoot?"
"Yes, you can", said Mavrick, softly. What had gone wrong?
Ishtanchuk took off her booties and the half-socks inside them, and walked on the turf, looking through the observation bubble. Then she dropped her jacket, exposing her bare arms, as she was wearing a sleeveless blouse. Maverick looked at her figure, the soft curves under her clothes and her black hair darker than the space outside. Then he took off his shoes and walked towards Ish, and wrapped her in his arms, softly landing his forearms on her belly. Ishtanchuk didn't rejected him, and they stood still for a while, watching the planet under the station.
"Oh, look at those city lights!", said Ishtanchuk. "Don't they look like a Tristan? With the fat body and those flap things?"
"Yes, they look like a Tristan", said Mavrick. The warmth of Ishtanchuk's belly was arousing him, and he struggled to remember anything he knew about Khanid women. Then he recalled a casual commentary from a self proclaimed womanizer, noting that "the keys to open a Khanid's treasure chest are the ears and neck, they just love it". Then Mavrick looked and noticed how Ishtanchuk wasn't wearing any earrings, contrary to what she used to do.
Gently, Mavrick rose his hand and pulled Ishtanchuk's hair away from her face, and then landed a kiss on her right ear. Ish giggled briefly and said, casually, "It's the earlobe..."
Mavrick kissed her again, starting on her cheek, along her jaw, ending in the earlobe, sucking it, biting it softly, and again kissing it. Ishtanchuk groaned and Mavrick felt her relaxing, giving herself away to the sensation. Pulling her hair further, Mavrick kissed her neck, sliding his lips around her capsuleer plugs, and then moved all the way back to her right cheek. Ishtanchuk tilted her head to the left and Mavrick pulled her hair and kissed her left side, moving again from the cheek to the jaw and the earlobe.
"Let's seat on the turf", said Ishtanchuk, with a pitched voice.
Mavrick sat indian style on the turf, with Ish on his lap. Mavrick kissed her neck again and moved to the earlobe, and then Ishtanchuk twisted her neck and their lips met. They kissed slowly, enjoying the touch, and Mavrick noticed how Ish raised her hands to her chest and unbuttoned the blouse. Mavrick helped her to take off the blouse as she stretched her arms, and Mav stared at the clasp of her brassiere, hesitant to touch it. Ishtanchuk rested her back on him and twisted her body enough so they could keep kissing, but Mavrick avoided to squeeze her, looking feverishly into the exposed tan skin around the brassiere's fabric. He even noticed how the piece was violet and matched her skin, but then Ish moved away and exposed her back and the clasp again.
"Undo it", she said.
Mavrick obeyed and quickly released the clasp, and Ishtanchuk took off the bra with a casual shake. Then she rested again on Mavrick, slowly rocking her hips, and Mavrick caressed her bosom, feeling the warmth and smoothness of her flesh. Ishtanchuk stood up and Mavrick gasped as she removed her trousers, sliding them slowly down her hips and then letting them drop to her feet. The pressure below Mavrick's fly was growing out of control, and he pulled down his trousers, exposing the bulge in his pants. Ish sat again on his lap and offered her bosom so he could kiss her nipples, large and dark as coffee beans. Mavrick slid his hand along Ishtanchuk's belly, and pulled her panties enough to meet a small puff of hair.
"Hush, hush, stop...", said Ishtanchuk, and then she moved away, sliding her knees down Mavrick's legs. Ishtanchuk then focused on his pants and said, smiling dissolutely, "Looks like someone forgot to put any 'little' in there...", and slowly pulled down his pants. Mavrick sighed as Ishtanchuk looked at his nudity, and then watched as she bended forward. Was she going to...? Mavrick closed his eyes and waited until he felt her breathe first, and then the soft pressure of her bosom on his thighs, and eventually her tongue and her lips and the tickle of her hair bouncing on his lap as she mvoed.
73% of EVE characters stay in high security space. 62% of EVE subscribers barely PvP. 40% of all new accounts just "level up their Ravens". Probably that's why PvE content in EVE Online is sub-par and CCP is head over heels for PvP...
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
3573
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Posted - 2015.06.05 20:28:19 -
[2978] - Quote
"Enough", said Mavrick after a while, his voice broken, "enough, now just turn around". Ishtanchuk obeyed, still on all fours, and waited as Mavrick closed in and removed her panties.
"Slow now... give me time", said Ishtanchuk as Mavrick's fingers moved up along the inside of her thighs. "Give me time..:"
"I'll give you all the time you need, my precious", said Mavrick, rubbing and caressing until Ishtanchuk looked over her shoulder and nodded:
"Now...", she whispered, and then Mavrick moved in, slowly and carefully, deeper and deeper as Ishtanchuk breathed heavily and gave him way.
Wasn't she warm? Yes she was, she packed an amazing amount of body heat in her small frame. There was no need for a blanket as Ishtanchuk's soft body was over Mavrick, apparently still if wasn't for the soft squeezing going on out of sight. "Don't pull out", she had said, and that led to some complicated manoeuvres as they rolled and inverted their positions so Mavrick stopped crushing her.
"Dear ancestors", thought Mavrick, "Why has taken so long? Who could imagine that the enemy could be like this? What if I never...?"
Ishtanchuk moved on him, rising her torso so he could appreciate the lovely sight of her bosom. The planet outside of the observation cupola kept turning, and then the room was struck by a orange beam. Mavrick gasped as the momentarily dawn lighted Ishtanchuk's silhouette, from the dark hair to the hips and around the curve of her bosom. And then the orange was gone and sunlight dazzled the couple as Mavrick stretched to reach for his pad and dim the glass.
As the lighting was back to a bearable amount and his eyes adapted, Mavrick looked again at Ishtanchuk. She was standing on her knees, comfortably sitting by his flanks as her hips where almost as wide as Mavrick's. Now Mavrick could appreciate her skin colour and how it was uniform, with no suntan marks.
"I should ask how do you sunbath, Ish. I think I could do it too, as my skin is turning pale from all the time I spend inside a pod"
"Poor Mavrick, you work too much..." she said, leaning forward and kissing his forehead as his gaze sunk in the depths of her cleavage.
"With a purpose... I always work with a purpose", said Mavrick, rising his hands. He caressed Ishtanchuk, moving his hands up and down of her silken body, tantalized by the reaction of her nipples. Then Mavrick slid his gaze along her body, and was shocked to see what he hadn't seen before. Scattered along her belly and chest, there where three scars, glowing red against the tan skin, and he immediately recognized them as exit gunshot wounds.
"Ishtanchuk! What's that? They shot your body too!?", asked Mavrick.
Ish looked down to him, casually rocking her hips and increasing the pace of the squeezes.
"This is a secret. A secret I've shared with you, now that you've seen me naked. A secret you must keep as nobody else knows it. Not even Indahmawar."
"A secret? And what's the secret?"
"We can talk about that later. Now, I need that your less than little friend wakes up. I want you again"
"And that's all?"
"That's what I need now. That's what I can share now. That's... it's complicated. But if you want me, even with a sliver of your heart, take me now."
"So someone hurt you?"
"I did hurt myself. And now I need you. Your attentions. Your friendship. This set up... and your sex. All you can spend with me"
"If that's... " started Mavrick, looking into her burning eyes, "if that's what you want, you'll get it. But I don't compromise about later... you can not just go away from here and call it a day"
"That's not what I want. We'll meet again. We can talk as much as you or me want. But now, let's take advantage, now that you're reacting..."
Mavrick looked again at her, wishing to throw away all the complicated thoughts and focus on the sensations as he bloomed inside Ishtanchuk, feeling her moves, and gathering a primal drive to just possess her again. Then Ishtanchuk rocked her hips again, sliding up and down, and Mavrick took her waist and started leading her, setting the pace rather than let her pick it. If that was what she wanted, he was not behind in wanting it too. Not even seeing how she had four wound shots in her back instead of three distracted him, as he was determined to let her test his limits, confident that she would be up to a surprise... as all in all, what could that delicate Khanid flower stand compared to Brutor sturdiness...?
Dressed up after a shower, obviously exhausted but willing to talk, Ishtanchuk closed her eyes as Mavrick watched her. He was sitting on the turf again, and Ishtanchuk had stretched by him so her head rested on his lap. Ishtanchuk had wrapped her hair with a towel, since the attempts to not wet her hair had gone wrong. At the shower, she had gathered her hair in her hands and allowed Mavrick to wash her with his bare hands, until she joked about the soap's scent and "smelling like a true Brutor blue collar". Mavrick burst in laughter and Ish followed, dropping her hair on her wet shoulders and back. That had lead to more hilarity and contact in the small enclosure of the shower, and the shower was interrupted until they finished messing up each other with the last remnants of their passion.
73% of EVE characters stay in high security space. 62% of EVE subscribers barely PvP. 40% of all new accounts just "level up their Ravens". Probably that's why PvE content in EVE Online is sub-par and CCP is head over heels for PvP...
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
3573
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Posted - 2015.06.05 20:29:07 -
[2979] - Quote
Eventually clean and hungry, they had dressed up and exited to the work room, where the candles had burned and the delicate Khanid flowers had started to wither. Ish and Mav took on the remaining food, feeding each other with different morsels and bits, and then moved back to the observation bubble. Mavrick didn't enquired Ishtanchuk on the wounds, but she began telling the story. How she had an appointment at a station, how she exited her Captain's Quarters and walked along the empty corridors until she met a maintenance worker with a robot. And then the next thing was that he man produced a silenced handgun and fired on her back, missing to score killing hits but wounding her terribly. Then Ishtanchuk had used a thermal peacemaker hidden in her purse, causing a massive blast that obliterated the assassin and devastated the corridor.
"...and so I was there, alone and laying on the floor, struggling to not choke in my own blood and feeling how my life ended", said Ishtanchuk. "And then, I don't recall anything else of that corridor".
Mavrick nodded, overwhelmed by Ishtanchuk's account of her shooting. He had seen scenes like that; comrades bleeding to their death, destroyed by gunfire and shrapnel. But how, how could a capsuleer end like that?
"I... I feel terribly sorry for you. I'm devastated, how can I express it?", babbled Mavrick.
Ishtanchuk smiled shyly, closing her eyes, and she mumbled:
"Then, more things happened after I woke up... but I'm afraid that I can't talk about it yet. I am so tired... and it hurts to remember...".
Mavrick looked at her face and thought she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, even with the scar on her cheek. So different from any other women, Brutor, Sebiestor, all the Minmatarr tribes, the Achuran soulless dolls and the ubiquitous Gallente chicks... Mavrick smiled thinking of the intercourses they had shared that evening, and felt moved and amazed by her stamina and skill, how all it was packed in a petite frame with lovely curves and a princess face... and how someone unknown had tried to destroy all that before he had a chance to meet her. Someone who deserved being exacted a price for that senseless act of violence.
Ishtanchuk fell asleep, and Mavrick watched her as she breathed regularly. He pondered the chances of taking Ish back to her apartment without waking her, but those were too slim and Mavrick just moved away carefully. He wrapped her jacket under her head as a pillow, and then sat by the observation bubble and watched Ish as she slept. When the sun went down behind the planet, Mavrick covered Ishtanchuk in the blanket and kept his guard, thinking, thinking, thinking...
73% of EVE characters stay in high security space. 62% of EVE subscribers barely PvP. 40% of all new accounts just "level up their Ravens". Probably that's why PvE content in EVE Online is sub-par and CCP is head over heels for PvP...
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Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
294
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Posted - 2015.06.13 21:50:26 -
[2980] - Quote
Matilda Cecilia Fock exited the bathroom, after finishing the lengthy process of readying for a new day. Shower, drying up hair, hairdoing, make up, dresing, undressing, trying a different outfit, again and again; often she would need three and more attempts to find something suit to how she was feeling that day.
The appartment she shared with her sister Cecilia Matilda Fock wouldn't be luxurious not even by Minmatarr standards; a cheap condo with two rooms in a massive Gallentean builiding. The floor where they lived was made by endless corridors lined with doors whose only disctinictve mark where the trinkets hanged outside by the neighbors. The Gallente had a whole industry of cheap stuff to customize the doors and pretend that the interior was as cool as the decoration outside...
Matidad entered the kitchen, and frowned when she saw Cecilia already having breakfast. Although she was wearing different clothes than yesterday, nobody would had noticed but Matilda, who knew how conservative and unimaginative was her older sister unless she was chasing a man... and sometimes not even then.
"You... you started breakfast without me? You know hate it cold!", said Matilda.
"Good morning to you too, Mats", said Cecilia between two bites.
"I can't believe it, I told you it was only five minutes while I showered!", rambled Matilda, and then proceeded to explain lengthily why she disliked cold food... how they hadn't been raised to dismiss food even if it was barely edible... how inconsiderate was Cecilia for that and many other reasons...
"What little warmth was left, it's been lost now that you've spent more time complaining than dressing up, Mats", said Cecilia when she finished her dish, sipping some of the watered coffee she favored in the morning.
"Ceci, you're... you're... why did you distract me? Look at those sausages... I'm sure they're frozen by now!"
"Will you have breakfast? We have an appointment today, in just 50 minutes"
"50 minutes? Darn you and your clock!"
"Share the love, spread the word", said Cecilia, smirking.
"Oh, you, you... Hmph. Share the word, spread the love", answered Matilda.
Cecilia exited the kitchen to the living room and turned on the TV set to watch any information gathered by their pads as they slept. She knew that Matilda would have her breakfast and would feel bad about her outfit so she would change it again... but Cecilia had cheated her. The appointment was later than she said, as she accounted for Matilda's habits. Living on a tight budget had some downsides, and one was Matilda's attitude. She was born while their mother Ms. Fock was in a good streak, and had enjoyed a standard of living higher than Cecilia... also had helped that Matilda's father would send money each now and then, and that extra windfall would mean small luxuries for both sisters. Ms. Fock always tried her best to treat her daughters equally. It would had been a great surprise for her to learn that they both had been born with the appropiate genes to become capsuleers, and the appropiate attitude to become members of the Ashtantan cult, an ancient religion which in the last century had been evicted from Amarran territory and prosecuted there until almost extinction.
The Fock sisters traversed the city from the outskirts to downtwon, and entered a discrete old building which hosted mostly law firms. Concealed as a trade company, the local office of the cult occupied almost half of a floor for free, thanks to the husband of one of their agents. Although some agents were male, most of the cult was composed by women, since the cult praised the figure of Ashtant, a female goddess which was the source of all other divine and had created love as the driving force behind life in the universe. The cult was suposed to have arrived New Eden straight from Earth, and scholars who knew of it tended to agree that it had originated well before the collapse of the Eve gate since the cult appeared to be older than any other religion, including the Amarran faith.
The Fock sisters entered the office and moved past the public areas, entering a small locker room where they took out their clothes and dressed with the cult habit; a long tunic with a hooded cloak, made of thick fabric which hided almost completely their feminine curves. As low rank members, they looked almost asexuate in the habit. Then the sisters entered a second room, with a few chairs so they could wait until they where called inside of the Mother's office. The Focks waited silenly until the door opened and they heard the voice of Mother Guinessa.
"Come in, my daughters, Cecilia and Matilda"
The sisters entered, Matilda calmly letting Cecilia go first and take a seat. Behind a desk of an outdated design, Mother Guinessia smiled at the sisters and greeted them:
"Cecilia, Matilda, I am pleased to see you. Share the love and spread the word, my loves"
"We are pleased to meet you, Mother; shall we share the word and spread the love"
Mother Guinessia was the higher ranked member in the city, responsible for the office and the project assigned to the Focks. As such high rank oficer, she was dressed in a thin dress, made of many layers of graphene and strengthened with carbon monofilaments; the dress was electrified so its gazelike transparency was veiled by iridiscence, and the looser pieces of it moved on their own accord, driven by the electric currents of the body as they interacted to computer elements embedded in the dress. It was a very ancient design, an ages past Gallentean fashion, and the way in which it hinted the well aged body of mother Guinessa was what the cult appreciated of those dresses. The higher the rank, the more revealing was the habit of a cult member, as reflection of the wearer's higher achievements in spreading Ashtant's word and love among mankind. The contrast wth the Fock's dull garments was notorious, but neither of the three women worried with it.
(to be continued)
Q: Should we be worried? A: Nope. (...) Worry a lot if Fozzie, Masterplan, Rise, Veritas, Bettik, Ytterbium, Scarpia, Arrow, or even Greyscale leaves. Worry a little if Punkturis, karkur, SoniClover, Affinity, Goliath, or Xhagen leaves.
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Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
294
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Posted - 2015.06.14 22:02:47 -
[2981] - Quote
(continued)
"I think that you are aware on the latest developments of the Fazmarai issue, are you?", asked Mother Guinessia. Cecilia answred, as she was the older:
"Yes, we know it, Mother. She has returned in poor shape, and has been hiding for ten days as she recovered. We still don't know where she's been, but her security chief Succus held the promise to keep us informed in exchange for the little information we could share with him on what was she doing the day she disappeared"
"Exactly, my dears. That was what we knew when she returned to her home at The Greater Fool Bar. Since then, we've been waiting for a chance so we retake our project... and that chance has come. Ishtanchuk Fazmarai contacted us and asked specifically about you two; apparently she is setting up some space operations and needs the assistance of other capsuleers. She is ready to pay for your flight license and is offering you lodging at the Bar."
"Those are great news, Mother!", said both sisters almost simultaenously.
"They are, certainly. I am very happy that your effort to become capsuleers is about to yield some results. Anyway, there's a potential threat: other capsuleers are operating in the same system as Ishtanchuk, and they're quite aggressive. They rejoice in destroying unarmed ships and continuously fill the local communications with propaganda. It would be advisable that you kept a low profile while in space and limited the attempts to share the word to the station itself, and other safe environments"
"You know that we tried that in our last stay at the Bar. It wasn't very succesful as we had to return when Ishtanchuk disappeared, and we lost contact to all the acquitances we had made" stated Cecilia, and Matilda nodded silently.
"Yes, I know. we are not expecting inmediate success. This is still an experiment. We have done our best to train you and ready you for this challenge; fortunately, being sisters, you will not be alone and can count on each other." -mother Guinessia looked carefully at the Focks; the fact that the sisters used to quarrel was well known, but also that they had a tight bond. It was very rare that two siblings joined the cult together; usually one fo them would convert and call her other sibligns, yet the Focks had volunteered all at once..
"So, when will we be back?" asked Cecilia.
"Very soon. We are readying some additional documentation we want you to take there; some of our talented contacts have been readying advertising material to ease your work. But, capsuleers are a rare breed. It's been a long debate to determinate whether they're in the Love or not; biologically they're human, but we don't know enough about the capsule technology to judge of their combined state. It is a pity that he best informed sources are out fo ourr each... So maybe some of our sisters will need you to cooperate, too, I will try to delay that in case that it interferes with your main goal."
"We will do our best. It is a difficult task and nobody has attempted it before, but we are prepared and feel confident. There is so much Love to share there! In all the destruction caused by capsuleers, there is a hiden need for Love... as always with violence and hate", said Cecilia, stating one of the beliefs of the cult.
"That's right. I am confident that you ahve a godo chance to succeed even if there's a tough challenge ahead. I wish for you, that you were older and more experienced... that would ease your work. But then, also younger sisters have proven again and again their ability to overcome hardships with the energy of their youth. I wasn't more experienced than you when I arrvied to this planet with the task to set up an office and know someone like my Mihiael. Maybe you wil not be rewarded with that... capsuleers are so new, so different... immortal without the Love, if they wish so." Mother Guinessia lowered her eyes to he table, meditative, and the sisters respected her silence. The capsuleers' ability to confuse the Ashtantan cult, despite their vast experience, was a troubling matter beyond the reach of mere low level agents as the Focks.
"Well then, my dear, it's time to let you go. I hope you can pay me a visit before you leave for your destination. habve my l blessings, and succed to share the love and spread the word"
"Thank you, Mother. We will share the word and spread the love among capsuleers"
"Go in the love, my dears", greeted them Mother Guinesia, and the Focks left the office through a different door which led back to the locker room without crossing the waiting room.
"Wow. Just wow. We're back, Ceci!", said Matilda as they took out the habits and dressed again in their street clothes.
"It will be fun, for sure. I just guess that Ishtanchuk needs us for her plans... but I will not miss living here in our little condo, compared to the appartments there at the Bar."
"Oh yes! Robo-aides! Nice furniture! New clothes! And two large beds!"
"I wonder if anyone will remember us... and what about those capsuleers shooting ships in space? I'm not very skilled..."
"Oh sure you will do it well, Cecilia"
"I hope so. By the way: I want the larger bedroom."
"Why? I will need it for my clothes!", objected Matilda.
"Oh, but you can just ask me for some room in my wardrobe. Can't you?" said Cecilia, smirking, and then Matilda realized that she was jsut kidding.
"Oh, you... you could really do it! You know I need a lot of wardrobe space! You don't even use the built-in closet in yoru bedroom..."
"Specialy since someone filled it with her season clothes some months ago..."
"You weren't using it anyway!", objected Matilda.
The Focks still were arguing as they left the buiding, and all the way to the public transportation system; and yet they noticed the interested looks of many men... even the petrified one from a guy who saw Matilda's capsuleer plugs, exposed by the low collar at the back of her shirt.
Q: Should we be worried? A: Nope. (...) Worry a lot if Fozzie, Masterplan, Rise, Veritas, Bettik, Ytterbium, Scarpia, Arrow, or even Greyscale leaves. Worry a little if Punkturis, karkur, SoniClover, Affinity, Goliath, or Xhagen leaves.
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Yiole Gionglao
546
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Posted - 2015.07.01 21:56:14 -
[2982] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao left her personal pad on a ledger and watched as a Robo-Aide stored it with her clothes. Then she walked to the pod platform and removed the robe covering her nude body. Stepping on the platform, she entered the vessel hanging from the pod and leaned her back on the connector pannel. The proximity of her plugs tirggered the connection sequence and the connectors plugged themselves, moving as robotic tendrils. As usual, Yiole's gaze blurred as the pod began feding her brain with data so she could begin the fill sequence. Then the vessel closed and hydrostatic fluid fileld it.
Yiole sensed the warm liquid covering her legs, quickly filling the vessel as it reached her navel and continued rising. When buoyancy removed the weight from her bosom, Yiole thought about inhaling the liquid and that triggered a small subroutine in her perception implant. That was a Gallentean luxury which blocked the insctintive and annoying reaction to drowning as the pod fluid filled the lungs. Then the fluid reached above Yiole's head and the pod began closing, bending its armor flaps on the vessel as it was transported to the inside of the pod.
There was no darkness inside the pod; the connection was full once the armor flaps closed and the interface showed how everything was ready for insertion. Yiole didn't sense anything as the pod was locked on a transport cart and speeded through a series of tunnels until it surfaced again and was itnroduced unceremoniously inside her chosen ship; a Atron class frigate.
The ship was fitted to act as scout and fast transport, and Yiole had christened it as "Slow Lady, Fast Ship" after certain game she enjoyed practicing; one which made her boyfriend Random McNally smirk when he learned the name of the ship.
As the Slow Lady was transported to the launch tube, Yiole checked the local communications for the presence of potential hazards... specifically pilots in her red list. But nobody known was out and the system was relatively quiet. Once in space, the ships's scanner updated with all public notifications available. Yiole waited for the scan to finish and read the results: there were two interesting anomalies in the system.
Maybe two years ago, the last massive ice fields had been exausted, and in order to prevent furher overexplotation, onboard scanners and probes had been disabled to detect ice unless it had been cleared officialy with a anomaly navitation point. Those navigation points would show up only when there was no other available and 4 hours had passed since emptying a ice anomaly; capsuleers quickly adapted to that and noting when a anomaly vanished to predict when another would be released publicly had become a part of the routine to ice miners.
The scanner picked two navpoints labeled with a random 3 letter+3 digits code: FJD-417 and WTY-455. Yiole warped the Slow Lady to the nearest one and began scanning it, probing the ice asteroids as she cruised to the far end of the belt. Other ships had begun warping to the belt, and Yiole looked for Orcas and freighters, signs of large scale operations. None was visible yet, although there were four miner ships digging ice close to the entry point.
Then Yiole warped to the second anomaly and she noticed a small fleet with a freighter, a Orca and no less than eight Skiff class exhumers. Then as she scanned the belt, a second fleet warped in, and Yiole smirked. Better to forget about that belt...
After a short warp back to WTY-455, Yiole opened the comms line and messaged Ishtanchuk Fazmarai:
"Two anomalies available. FJD is being swept by at least two fleets, will mark WTY for you. See you soon!"
"OK Yiole, moving in. Cya", was the answer. Then Yiole scanned the asteroids to find the larger one and moved in slowly, orbiting it at half impulse.
"Here we are, here we are... wish they made these things two seaters...", she thought, and kept one eye on the outside as she began thinking of Random. Then her smoochy thoughts weaved a path bypassing the connection, linking enough to her own brain as to trigger the appropiate responses to her imagination and memory. Shortly after, a smile appeared on the face of the apparently inanimated body linked to the Jove machine; and the Jove would be shocked to learn that the pod link couldn't keep mankind away from their favorite private game.
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
3769
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Posted - 2015.07.03 21:59:06 -
[2983] - Quote
(continued)
"And, so, why did you call me, Mavrick?", said Ishtanchuk Fazmarai through the handsfree device of her pad.
(...)
"And, that's all? What else?", she said, smiling.
(...)
"What? No, of course i'n not sunbathing... So yes, I am dressed... you're terrible!", giggled Ishtanchuk
(...)
"Why? Well, I am wearing a dress... a green dress, but I don't think that you've seen it before... "
(...)
"No, not a lot of decoletage. Just a plain round collar"
(...)
"Yes, i'm wearing a brasiere", said Ish, and then added "A black one by Hakka Tiergate, in case you wonder"
(...)
"WHAT? Oh, you're terrible! Of course i'm wearing panties!! What do you think?"
(...)
"What, what? Come on please, say that again...?", said Ishtanchuk grinning, and the she heard Mavrick's answer and laughed. "Well, of course, to put it that way, my 'splendorous' pussy is perfectly clad, too"
(...)
"No, not a thong. I don't feel comfortable with them... Just panties... they're a set with the brassiere, actually... i bet you'd love to see them"
(...)
"Maybe we can work on the removal part later... maybe we'll even be able to spend a night together..."
(...)
"Well, of course, you just have that work schedule... I don't complain, I just think it would be..." started saying Ishtanchuk, and then her pad picked a second call.
"Wait a minute, Yiole is calling..."
Ishtanchuk shifted the call and picked on Yiole's:
"Ish? there's two anomalies available. FJD is being swept by at least two fleets, will mark WTY for you. See you soon!"
"OK Yiole, moving in. Cya",
"Mavrick? I've got business to do... will chat with you later"
(...)
"Yes, maybe tonight... See you!"
Ishtanchuk finished the call and then, sjuta split second later, she ntoiced how she hadn't said "I love you". Feellign confused, she asked herself what woudl that e eman, and enquired what were her feeligns for Mavrick... but she couldn't get an answer, only the usual turmoil and pain from her heart. Adn behidn thme she could sense the weight of memory trying to break loose and flood her with mournign and regret. So, as she wlaked to he Captain's Quarters to board her pod, Ish was thinking about Roomba, the memory-locking drug popular in some circles... the advantages and drawbacks of its use... how Roomba was not tested on capsuleers, and how it had wrecked the brain and memory of her employee Twinkle... Ishtanchuk tried to focus on the primal aspects of her relationship with Mavrick, the pleasure and excitement of sex, but that didn't worked. She barely had calmed when she reached the door to the CQ closer to the landing pad occupied by her Orca, the "Hive Queen".
Then, as she followed the familiar steps to become one with the ship and liberate it from the moorings, Ishtachuk focused on the task. As the Hive Queen was ejected into space, Ishanchuk opened the fleet relay and ivnited Yioel to it. Thens he commanded the Orca into a full stop, sicne it needed to align to the ice field and warp there, and that was a slow task in a ship fully fit for resistance to damage and no helps to navigation. Once the Hive Queen stopped, Ishtanchuk commanded the navigation computer to lock and warp into Yiole's position, a simple procedure so the fleet assist ship landed where it could be of use without a need to crawl from the entry navigation point.
The Hive Queen entered warp and traversed the few AUs seperating the docking station from the ice belt, and as soon as it exited warp, Isthanchuk waved Yiole:
"Hey Yiole! I take the place, come back here as soon as possible"
"Perfect. I'll mark the iceberg for you" was the answer, and Ishtanchuk saw how Yiole boradcasted a target on one of the ice asteoids. Ish locked it as Yiole's Atron warped away, and then Ish began orbiting the asteorid as she turned on the fleet boost links. The belt was almost empty, but for seven ships using apparently a external boost. But they were near to the entry navigation point and it would take a while untll they worked their way closer to Ishtanchuk's asteroid.
As she scouted the lcoa comunciations for potential hazards, Ishtanchuk opened a comms line and pinged on Cecilia Matilda Fock's pad.
"Oh? Ishtanchuk, is that you?"
"Yes. there's some ice here, do you want to join us?"
"Well, of course! Just give me a minute.. or two... and I'll be there"
Ishtanchuk send the fleet invitation to Cecilia, and she accepted it promptly. Then Ish began the longer part of her task as fleet commander and booster... waiting.
(to be continued)
73% of EVE characters stay in high security space. 62% of EVE subscribers barely PvP. 40% of all new accounts just "level up their Ravens". Probably that's why PvE content in EVE Online is sub-par and CCP is head over heels for PvP...
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Cecilia Matilda Fock
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
49
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Posted - 2015.07.25 20:58:03 -
[2984] - Quote
(continues)
"Well, you look good in that dress... and the others before too", said Cecilia Matilda Fock as her sister Matilda Cecilia displayed her latest acquisitons. Matilda was builidng a wardrobe with money from Ishtanchuk Fazmarai, with clothes conceived both for commoners and the more expensive and exclusive clothing for capsuleers.
"I think i will keep this one too... don't you think red suits me well?"
"Yes, it suits you well. Also makes your boobs look larger than they are, and your ass too... it's perfect for you", said Cecilia, but her sarcasm was lost since Matilda was exultant and couldn't wait to try another dress.
"Yes I guess that is useful too... now le tme show yout he yellow one, ti is gorgoeus!"
"Mkay..."
As matilda mobed into he bedroom, Cecilia checked her pad, and it pinged inmediately. Cecilia looked at the signal and saw that it was a call from Ishtanchuk Fazmarai, and said:
"Oh? Ishtanchuk, is that you?"
"Yes. there's some ice here, do you want to join us?"
"Well, of course! Just give me a minute.. or two... and I'll be there"
Cecilia stored her pad and walked to he door of Matilda's bedroom, and said:
"Matida, I've got business to do. Ice mining with Ishtanchuk. See you later!"
"Oh, can't you wait...? I have almost finished with this sleeve..."
"Laters, Mats!"
Cecilia rushed stot he transportation system as she new that time was of he essence for mining ice. Each minute would mean more ships incoming, drilling more and more ice, with the chance that some large fleet also moved in and began sweeping ice right under their noses. Cecilia already had develoepd competitiveness and damned every minute it took her to move to a CQ, board a pod and launch her latest acquisiton, a Hulk class exhumer.
The enormous ship, 500 meters long and equipped with three harvesters, made CEcilia very proud. Acquring the skills needed to fly that sophisticate ship had been a long way, and yet she knew that Hulks had a terrible fame. Many pilots would equip them to produce as much ice as possible regardless of oher considerations, and that had made Hulks a favorite prey for murdeorus capsuleers. But Cecilia had the advantage of being assisted (and equipped) by a veteran pilot, and her Hulk had been fitted to be as resilient as possible... hopefully enough to be skipped by agressors.
Cecilia's Hulk was ejected into space and she activated the shield defenses inmediately, along with the damage control system which improved the resistance of shields, armor and structure. Cecilia then warped away to a spot previously marked by Ishtnahcuk, one which allowed to leave the vicinity of the station as soon as possible. After landing at the safe spot, cecilia just ordered the navigation system to warp to the position of Yiole Gionglao, and the ship aligned and warped in a seemingly random direction. Ice anomalies could be discovered anywhere, and it wasn't unsual that a ship had to make a U turn to warp after undocking.
Cecilia saw the belt coming to to her faster than light; actually was just a illusion so her brain could aprehend what was impossible to see. The virtual representation of the belt, as real for Cecilia as her senses could tell, slowed down and Cecilia landed on the "grid". Such "grid" was he local referecne system around the gravity center of the complex, and was shared by all the navigation computers in the area.
Yiole's ship had moved away since Cecilia had stared warp, and she ordered her Hulk to keep the distance with the Mackinaw class exhumer being flown by Yiole. As Ishtanchuk's Orca, the exhumer had been fitted for maximum resitance to damage, and Cecilia had listened with eyes wide open and a shiver down her spine the stories on how Yiole had survived to two attempts to kill her ship...
As the ship moved into position, Yiole's Mackinaw would stay around 500 meters behind Ishtanhcuk's Orca, and Cecilia's Hulk another 1,000 meters behind Yiole. This way, botth exhumers could access the transport range of Ishtanchuk's fleet hold, allowing them to unload ice as their own holds fillled. That was specially relevant for the Hulk, since its hold could fit a bit more than 8,000 m3 of material, and the harvesters would drill 3,000 m3 in each cycle.
"Hello girls!", waved Cecilia as she looked for the iceberg being drilled by Yiole.
"Hi Cecilia, welcome to the fun", said Yiole.
"Hi, ice queen.. I'm pleased to chase your ass again"
"Hur hur, brownie" answered Yiole.
"Welcome aboard the Pwetty Fleet, Cecilia. Watch out for hostiles" was Ishtanchuk's welcome.
Cecilia fired her harvesters and the turrets started working on the ice, following a cycle which would end with 917 tons of ice moved into the ship; so much ice that would make a cube 10 x 10 x 10 meters, or 1,000 cubic meters. And it would take less than 100 seconds for each turrret to dig that from the iceberg and transfer it into the hold... capsuleers' machines had an inmense power.
Cecilia watched over the local and fleet comms channels, as Ishtanchuk and Yiole waved other pilots and talked to each other; Cecilia was still relatively new and hadn't much acquietances in the system. She also watched the cotnact list, commonly known as "overview", and coutned the shispa nd icebergs in the local grid. She could see another Orca and a few minign shps, both of the simplest barge classes and also many advanced exhumers. Skiffs, the toughest of exhumers, were a usual sight and Cecilia recalled that the system was known for being violently policed by a gang calling themselves "the CODE". But so far, Cecilia hadn't seen any of them...
(to be continued) |
Nana Skalski
Poseidaon
410
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Posted - 2015.07.26 21:27:05 -
[2985] - Quote
Quote:And it would take less than 100 seconds for each turrret to dig that from the iceberg and transfer it into the hold... capsuleers' machines had an inmense power.
Titanic power.
( -á° -ƒ-û -í°)
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Liafcipe9000
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
36814
|
Posted - 2015.09.21 20:23:30 -
[2986] - Quote
I'll take a nothing, please.
I am a cat.
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Nana Skalski
Poseidaon
1163
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Posted - 2015.09.21 21:09:25 -
[2987] - Quote
Wise choice.
Have some Guqin with that.
( -á° -ƒ-û -í°)/ GòáGò¼GòªGò¼Gòú - my sandcastle
( -á° -ƒ-û -í°)/ <=X - my yacht
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Random McNally
The Vendunari
End of Life
99912
|
Posted - 2015.10.19 14:52:03 -
[2988] - Quote
Oh, could I use a drink right now!
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
In Game Channel HighDragChat
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Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
458
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Posted - 2015.11.07 17:43:06 -
[2989] - Quote
* pushes the door open gently and walks straight to the bar *
- tonight I'll have red beverages only. Bring me a tomato juice, blood orange juice and some red ale please. Oh, and make me a sammwich.
Jill turns on one heel, draws a modified nerfgun from a badly concealed tigh-holster. She carefully aims at the dartbord hanging roughly 45 feet away. The trigger gives to the pressure of her index finger with a feeble click and a set of three red LEDs on each side of the barrel comes to live. At the same time a whirring sound starts almost inaudibly but enters a crescendo as if a power generator spun up from stand-still to an high number of rpm. Then one of the LEDs turns green, a second later a second one follows. At the third and last LED turning green, the revolver of the gun rotates 360-¦ in barely over a second while releasing six darts which at first look are too slow to make it to the board. But-midway, each dart flashes and now jet-propulsed accelerates towards the dartboard.
Five rapid clanging sounds indicate the number of hits on the dartboard.
- oh ****, ****, **** ...
The sixth dart had somehow faced 30-¦ away from the intended mark, when the jet-propulsion engaged and was now hurling ever accelerating towards the tables. The firy bolt almost seared a tattoo off a bulky arm it just missed by inches. Jill immediately pointed the gun straight down to the floor, commanding the dart to plunge and disable under normal circumstances. But the faulty dart just bounced off the top of a table, leaped towards the ceiling and finally hit the wall just above the jukebox. Apart from the music, the room was now in silence.
After two seconds a voice came from the back: "Lady, if you don't like the music, just put some credits in that jukebox and change it." With that, everything was back to normal. Jill holsters her gun, turns back to the barman.
- where's my drink ?
Also, can someone explain what this thread is about?-á (Relax ! I'm just quoting Holgrak Blacksmith here.)
When life gives you lemons, swap letters and poof: melons, solemn melons.
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
1518
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Posted - 2015.11.10 15:25:48 -
[2990] - Quote
*Stands at the bar unmoving while everyone else comes up from duck mode*
Whoa, I have got to get me one of those.... |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
4104
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Posted - 2015.11.10 20:50:04 -
[2991] - Quote
*Slowly rises her head from behind the counter*
Wha, wha, wha...?!
Huh... *coughs* What was that?
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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Omega Jovakko
Mighty 8th Industries
23
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Posted - 2015.11.10 21:05:02 -
[2992] - Quote
Omega entered the room, the pleasant feel of the cool air around him and the potent smell of alcohol filling his lungs gave him a sense of calm he hadn't felt for some time. it was an odd place, upon entering he took notice of the large numbers that occupied the bar, feeling no hostility he knew he was home and would be staying for some time. Setting his credits on the bar, he smiled actively at the staff and chuckled as he looked at the selection. There were favorites of his, and there were those he hadn't tried before. The feel of the cold leather stool under his body felt like the taverns on TU-90v, but the table felt like those from Uneris 12, it was a nice combination that wouldn't be easy to forget.
After debating for a considerable amount of time, and munching on several handfuls of synthetic nuts. the alcohol helped to dull the boredom for some time until his corp returned to mine some more.
"What's the house recommendation?"
"that's just blatant Anti-Caldari Propaganda, this Janitor must be arrested at once!"
I really need a drink
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
1518
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Posted - 2015.11.11 12:15:29 -
[2993] - Quote
Laudenum rushes in the bar carrying a large box marked 'Nerf' and several unmarked boxes of electrical gear.
She stops at the bar, gingerly shifting the packages and looks at Omega.
"Order the afterburner. Just be sure to blow it out first before you drink it."
Laud giggles as she sprints to her room. |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
40771
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Posted - 2015.11.12 11:08:42 -
[2994] - Quote
Absently wondering past the bar, Scip catches the slightest glimpse of Laud as she rushes through the door.
Immediately snapping to consciousness, his stride gains a new purpose as he makes for the entrance, determined to finally buy her a drink.
"Oh no" he thinks to himself. "Is that Laud's giggle? I think it is."
Scip faints. Lying on the pavement out front, he's slumped like the local homeless drunk.....why does Laud have that effect?
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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RoAnnon
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
38797
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Posted - 2015.11.12 17:23:54 -
[2995] - Quote
Ro casually steps over Scipio's prone form near the doorway without recognizing him, and meanders over to the bar. Finding a vacant space to lean in, he catches the barkeep's attention.
"Lemme have a slutty redhead. Make it a double!"
So, you're a bounty hunter. No, that ain't it at all. Then what are you? I'm a bounty hunter.
Broadcast4Reps
Eve Vegas 2015 Pub Crawl Group 9
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
1518
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Posted - 2015.11.12 17:50:59 -
[2996] - Quote
Laudenum steps out of her room wearing a black bikini top and matching synthetic "birth control" miniskirt. Her red hair bound in a tie dyed scarf and barnstorming goggles over her eyes. She moves smoothly in stilleto heels bringing her height to truly amazonian levels. Strapped on her back is a large container with a belt feed going into a bright yellow multi-barreled nerf gun that would intimidate a Matari drop soldier.
She steps into the bar proper and the volume level drops as the patrons take notice. There is an ominous sound as the barrels on the weapon begin rotating at high speed. Tension in the room builds.
With a howl that rivals the beasts of the underworld, she yanks back on the trigger and a barrage of yellow tracers erupt from the spinning barrels. She turns around the room, prowling in the heels as yellow foam darts stick to any flat surface about the bar and dance floor. A few unfortunate patrons not quick enough to duck under the tables find their foreheads tagged with suction cup foam darts.
Seconds go by. Succus takes an expensive bottle of alcohol down from the top shelf and casually goes back to wiping the bar.
She runs out of ammunition just as the howl of glee dies in her throat. She gasps for breath, chest heaving.
With a smile, she turns to Succus and says, "Sorry, had to get that out of my system."
She turns to survey the foamy carnage she wrought and sees the unconscious form of Scipio lying on the walkway outside the bar. A sob escapes her...
She shrugs out of the heavy pack and drops the firearm to the ground with a gasp. Running to the front door, she pulls a dart from the front glass with a "smack" sound. As the tears stream from her eyes, she drops to the ground and gingerly sticks the dart to Scipio's forehead.
She gently lifts his head and cradles it in her lap sobbing. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
4108
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Posted - 2015.11.12 21:17:33 -
[2997] - Quote
Indahmawar Fazmarai raises her head (again) from behind the counter and looks at Succus with a inquirng gaze in her green eyes.
"Laudenum. Something about a nerf gun", asnwers the barman. "Just foam darts, the weapon systems didn't reacted"
"Where is she?"
"Outside."
Indahamwar Fazmarai walks to the door with a puzzled expression in her face. She looks mroe fragile than usual, wearing a oversize Interbus jacket and black skinny pants on her slender legs.
Outside of the bar, Indahmawar meets Scipio with a dart stuck to his head and Laudenum Hayes sobbing by him, holding his head in her lap and apparently oblivious to everything. Feeling embarrassed, Indahmawar hesitates and just stands by Laude, until her rising as a lady shows and she acts.
Placing a hand on Luadenum's shoulder, Indahmawar crouches by her and answers, calmly:
"What's going on? Are you fine? Can I do something for you?"
CCP Seagull: "EVE should be a universe where the infrastructure you build and fight over is as player driven and dynamic as the EVE market is now".
62% of players: "We're not interested. May we have Plan B, please?"
CCP Seagull: "What Plan B?"
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RoAnnon
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
38825
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Posted - 2015.11.12 21:37:12 -
[2998] - Quote
Ro rises from behind the bar, pulls a suction cup dart loose from his left sunglasses lense with a soft pop, and looks out the front door at Laudenum's back where she was crouched down by Scipio. He turns back to the barkeep. "Yeah, on second thought, a double shot of your strongest whisky."
He lightly sticks the dart to the bartop.
So, you're a bounty hunter. No, that ain't it at all. Then what are you? I'm a bounty hunter.
Broadcast4Reps
Eve Vegas 2015 Pub Crawl Group 9
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Omega Jovakko
Mighty 8th Industries
76
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Posted - 2015.11.15 06:04:54 -
[2999] - Quote
"If at all possible," He mentioned, wiping some nerf darts from his section of the bar counter
"I would like an Afterburner, can I get two actually?"
He fully intended to go broke after tonight, and this establishment felt like home!
"that's just blatant Anti-Caldari Propaganda, this Janitor must be arrested at once!"
I really need a drink
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Yiole Gionglao
975
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Posted - 2015.11.25 22:59:32 -
[3000] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao handed her pad to Twinkle, displaying a picture on it as she said:
"That was at 16, do you see those crazy dreadlocks? That's why they called me Coconut."
"You were, like, you very tall, don't?
"Yes, I had stretched very fast between 14 and 16. But just look at those hips, I wouldn't get some curves there until I was 20. Anyway I was very muscular then, had been training since 13"
"And you were a fighter?"
"Mud wrestler, actually. That is a thing in Gallente space... I had a small career by 17, then it went down"
"But how?"
"Oh, I was with the wrong people. Girl meets boy, boy haves shady business, girl losses boy and career."
"Oh, that's sad"
"That's past. Back then I didn't planned to be a capsuleer. I didn't have any plans for my life, literally. My parents where just hiding me, I was embarrassing to them. Had failed at a military school and a civilian one, when the wrestling thing was spoiled I just had to look for something else to try."
"And what did you do?"
"A bit of everything unqualified, until I read and advertisement to train as a planetary miner. Tough work but well paid. And then, there was that boy who was a miner and so I already knew what was the trade"
"You liked mining. You still are a miner now"
"Yes, liked it. Also was a crazy experience. I worked on three different mines, the last one was in a airless barren world. A very closed environment with little to do and a shortage of females. That was about as toxic as men can turn such a environment, until we the girls figured a way to relieve pressure"
"But you stopped being a miner?"
"Yes, but that's a long story."
"Well if nobody else flinges things in this direction... I can listen"
"As you wish..."
Succus looked at Twinkle and Yiole. He had listened a few words and knew that Yiole already had told the same things to Twinkle several times before. But she didn't cared to repeat them; for some reason, Twinkle looked calm and almost would not twist his neck when he was talking to Yiole... |
Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
953
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Posted - 2015.11.26 05:43:34 -
[3001] - Quote
A long while ago and old friend casually recommended me to pay this bar a visit, if I had the time and happened to be in the neighbourhood.
His recommendation lingered in the back of my head. Slowly fading into vagueness, as those things often go.
Then one day I overheard an acquaintance mention the bar, and I remembered.
Remembering led to looking, which turned into searching and ultimately it became finding.
'Bartender, one Gulden Draak please, as I heard you serve that here.'
Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format.
Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......
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Nana Skalski
Poseidaon
1329
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Posted - 2015.11.26 16:11:18 -
[3002] - Quote
Colelian Spider Spruce Liqueur please.
( -á° -ƒ-û -í°)/ GòáGò¼GòªGò¼Gòú - my sandcastle
( -á° -ƒ-û -í°)/ <=X - my yacht
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Lea-Marie 'Teacup' Nardieu
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.12.15 22:28:47 -
[3003] - Quote
Lea-Marie entered The Greater Fool Bar and stood by the door lookign at the inside. Few patrons were around, and initially none looked at the door. By the bar, one of the usual dirty old men noticed the new face by the door; average height, blonde, a bit overweight; white skin, freckles and pale blue yes. Gallente, in her 20s, plain clothes but nicely curved, G cup. Then the patron returned to his drink, waiting for the woman to move so he could appreciate her ass; and Succus the barman looked too to the door. New face, maybe too young to be there. Unlikely to be a threat. Yet she was scanning the place, moving her eyes around. In a search pattern.
Lea-Marie looked around. One of the patrons apparenlty tried to guess how much flesh she had under her clothes. The barman was looking at her. Probably had noticed how she was looking around. But that was a respectable, peaceful place.
Succus watched the newcomer as she strolled into the bar, still looking around. Defintively too young and yet determined. Then the gril twisted her neck and Succus noticed the glare of a metal plug. "Capsuleer", he thought.
"Can I assist you, miss?" said the barman. Lea-Marie looked at him, as innocently as she could. She knew that her cute face could disarm some men.
"Maybe you can, mister" said Lea-Marie, blurring her words with Gallentean accent. "I am loking for a person, and I think he is here"
"Maybe if you tell me who he is, I can help you further, miss...?"
"I am not sure of his name. But maybe he is Twinkle"
Succus noticed how her eyes opened wide when she said the name. She was looking for Twinkle? Silently and discretely, Succus moved his fingers out of sight, commandering the security systems from The Greater Fool Bar to perform a deep scan for weapons on the girl. It took just a few sconds, and Succus distracted her by talking again:
"Twinkle? Do you think that someone called Twinkle knows you?"
The scan ended. She wasn't armed.
"Is he here?" said Lea-Marie, looking at the barman's inexpresive face.
"Why you want that person?"
"I am a friend. If he remembers me..." said Lea-Marie, not surprised by the barman's supsicious tone.
Succus waited as Twinkle moved downstair from the bar's second floor, out of sight of the girl. As he walked to the access to behind the bar, Succus decided that the girl was sincere and said:
"Here, there's a man we call Twinkle"
Lea-Marie turned aorund and looked behind her. There he was... the blue hair was surprising, but not the leather jacket and his alienated outlook.
"Twinkle... do you remember me?", asked Lea-Marie. The young man stopped and looked at the girl... blonde. Gallente. Beautiful but fat. Her voice, though. The wrecked wheels in his memory turned, trying to figure an answer. Did he know her? Should he?
"Hello miss. Do I know you? It may be, but my memory..." said Twinkle, tilting his head and smiling nervously. He dind't wanted to offend anyone.
"You know me... but maybe I've changed. You changed too... You bore me in your arms, once."
"My arms...'" said Twinkle, puzzled.
"Into the transport. the day Pants and Zoe died" said Lea-Marie, speaking slowly.
Twinkle starggered and took a step back. The names blasted through his memory. The ambush. How the command ship was volatilized, and with it Zoe. Then the walk to the alternate evacuation point. Pants was too young and collapsed, then shot himself to avoid capture. And the last hundred meters, when Twinkle had to use every ounce of energy left to bring the girl to the transport... that girl.. she was...
"Teacup! You're Teacup??"
"Yes, myself" said Lea-Marie smiling shily. That smile sparkled Twinkle's memories further. Teacup, yes. Heavy support. She was 4 years younger than him so now she should be about 23. She was alive, meaning she had retired from the Baby Janes. And now she was there at The Greater Fool bar and she was different... paler... taller... softer... and...
"Teacup... what boobs you've grown" said Twinkle's mouth before he could shut it.
"Not really. I'm just fatter since I moved to Empire space"
"Oh...eh... maybe you want to talk? Or can you, yes, CAN you talk now? It's, it's... so many years..." -babbled Twinkle
"Yes. There are many things to talk about" answered Lea-Marie. Then she turned around and looked for a empty table in a quiet corner of the bar and Twinkle saw the glare of capsuleer plugs under her golden hair.
A capsuleer? Teacup was a capsuleer since leaving the Baby janes? Twinkle struggled with his memory and eventually recalled that idiom...
"Out of the frying pan and into the fire" |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
41714
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Posted - 2015.12.16 04:29:05 -
[3004] - Quote
Laudenum Hayes wrote:She gently lifts his head and cradles it in her lap sobbing.
Oh man. That whirling sensation you feel in the front of your head when you have a brief moment of vertigo.
Scip gently shakes his head to fight off the sensation, realizing his head is resting in something soft, yet beautifully firm.
Blinking, he opens his eyes to see Laud in matching outfit.
Holy ******* **** Laud. You're frigging hot. are the only words that pass through his mind.
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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Cecilia Matilda Fock
The I and F Taxation Trust
Peregrine Nation
71
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Posted - 2016.02.28 09:40:56 -
[3005] - Quote
Cecilia walked into the appartment trying to conceal her smile. She expected to meet Matilda working on the main screen, and there she was, focused on the content on the screen. Cecilia greeted her and Matilda just waved her hand, so conentrated that didn't noticed how Cecilia walked to her.
"Matilda? Can I have yout attention, please?"
"Oh... yes... just wait a minute..."
"Like, now? I've got somethign for you!"
"Something...?"
Cecilia's smile broadened as she took a small case from her purse.
"I thought you would like this..." she said, offering the case to Matilda. Matilda took the case, confused; it looked like a jewerly case... Matilda opened the case and saw the interior; there was a small ankh cross, covered in small stones with a incredible shine. Matilda pulled the ankh and the chain from which it hanged, and saw how the chain was golden and scattered with small stones, spaced one centimeter each.
"Diamonds? Are these... diamonds?", asked Matilda, her eyes wide open and lifting the necklace against the light to see it shine.
"Of course they are. If you notice, there are red diamonds on the ankh... it's a really beautiful piece"
"RED diamonds? Are you insane? Where has this money come from?"
"Money... money is relative. Let's say that, for a few days, the Amarr Navy messed up and handed lots of ISK to some capsuleers... and some of that waterfall of money has trickled down to us. We're spacerich now, sister"
"Spacerich...? You mean...?"
"Billions, sister. Billions upon billions of ISK, straight from the slaver scum."
"But how? When...?
"Details don't matter. Now, do you know of an appropiate place to celebrate this lucky strike?"
"Certainly I do! Just let me pick something to wear..."
"Of course. Take all the time...", answered Cecilia.
Cecilia seated on the couch and sighed, readying herself for a long long wait. Then she recalled the expression in Matilda's eyes whe she noticed the red diamonds on the ankh... Cecilia laughed softly; as children, they used to joke aout how many diamonds they would have when they were old; and how large and what colors they would be, and how many jewels they would wear when going out with friends and their husbands... Several twists and semi-random decissions later, now they could afford diamonds, and maybe more. Becoming rich was not a part in the plan to spread the word of Ashtant among capsuleers, but it wouldn't hurt. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
5198
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Posted - 2016.05.11 13:48:30 -
[3006] - Quote
Bump to prevent auto-locking. |
Nana Skalski
Poseidaon
10430
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Posted - 2016.05.11 18:15:28 -
[3007] - Quote
One Space Dog please. o/
You know, this one with salted rim.
I am not in the mood to talk really, but I will drink and watch the dancer performing. Aaaaah... those angelic curves and moves... I wonder what she does after work...
( -á° -ƒ-û -í°)/ =ƒÅ¦ - my sandcastle
Every part of a game helps to tell a story. =ƒôò
Planetary Interaction 2.1
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