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Comodore John
Trixi IFI
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Posted - 2011.10.13 03:29:00 -
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TL;DR - 13 man corp gets wardecced by 214 man alliance who hires mercs; expect 2b ransom to be paid. Terrible diplomats make everything super lulzy.
Now for the story: one of my corpies decided to let a friend into corp who had gotten on the bad side of a 214 man alliance. Upon him joining the corp, the alliance decided to immediately dec my 13 man corp and demand 2b ISK for them to end the wardec. Open convo with the guy who demanded 2b for them to cancel the wardec. After a few minutes, he leaves convo on account of being terrible at diplomacy.
Next day rolls around, and I mail asking for a better diplo. Soon after, I get a convo invite from him and accept. Next, he brings in a SECOND diplomat but is not yet done, a THIRD diplomat is then brought in to try and negoiate with me. What the second and third diplomat did not know however, was any of the information that had been discussed with the first diplomat. After a few forwarded mails, they're finally all on the same page and begin discussing a ransom for me to pay.
Finally they decide that I should have to pay 3b to them due to the fact that the friend of my corpy has already evaded 2 of their wardecs and their members want blood. The decision partly comes, imo, from the fact some alliance ransomed their alliance 5b to stop deccing them. Later that night, the corpy that accepted his friend into the corp, convos one of them and gets them to lower the price to 1.75b (not going to happen) because of the effort it takes to mobilize their "180 man fleet".
Next day, the alliance decides that their 214 members are not enough, they decide to hire a 14 man merc corp to dec me as well. At this point I've only seen one or two WT in the system I'm in since the war started. And now, on day 3 of the war with the alliance, I begin receiving random convos from members saying how they're stopping me from making ISK, how they're keeping me from doing anything pretty much, etc.
Shortly after the convos stop, I receive an eve mail from diplomat number 2, he demands 2b ISK to stop the war since no one in my corp has roles, hangars are empty (some 500m in assets total), people are leaving (which was happening before any of this), and because I'M STILL MAKING ISK ON AN UNKNOWN CHARACTER.
Evemails and names can be provided if you poke me on TQ (no chatlogs as I stopped keeping them).
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.13 03:37:00 -
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Hey Wanna yiff? 2 billion ISK. |
Officer Nyota Uhura
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Posted - 2011.10.13 03:54:00 -
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Sir:
I recognize your language as English, but I do not understand your message. Perhaps you need to see a therapist again. |
carmelos53
OMG totally awesome corp of one Burning Spear.
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Posted - 2011.10.13 03:59:00 -
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you mad? We are making your corp dissolve. Maybe that was the intent all along... hmmm.... |
ColdStealth
Polaris Rising PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
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Posted - 2011.10.13 04:21:00 -
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You herp'd when you should have derp'd. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.10.13 04:30:00 -
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What did this guy do that 214 people are stalking him so hard? That sounds like the interesting story.
edit: also, you failed to offer to pay your ransom on a 2 isk per week installment plan. |
Herping yourDerp
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.13 04:31:00 -
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warp to a belt in ship, have friends with RR ready... get a kill... lol. |
crimsonshank
Happy Hooligans Burning Spear.
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Posted - 2011.10.13 05:13:00 -
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Cj has left out 99% of the story, he was the one crying in convo about being picked on, then if he does undock it's in a cloaky frigate. Cj on sisi has this persona of billy bad-ass he flies a titan DD's everything in sight. now we have him locked in a station on Tq and no erebus to hide in, he is quite the little *****, even tried a scare tactic by bringing in a merc corp during diplomatic talks, it was hilarious.
ColdStealth > you broke up a small group of people who were happy with this game up until about 2 days ago ColdStealth > who really never did nothing to you guys crimsonshank > I am only a diplo and given instructions
That is from a convo i had with a now ex-member of Trixi ifi that took place last night, so Cj if your going to puff out your chest like your hot **** on Tq why not include the whole story. |
Jovan Geldon
Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
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Posted - 2011.10.13 05:23:00 -
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Maybe you should just go back to SiSi and sit in the frigate FFA in your titan |
Desudes
Pixelmoon The Star League
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Posted - 2011.10.13 05:43:00 -
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Which part was the funny one? EVE PvP reminds me of sex: there is a long build-up often made frustrating by idiots; a semi-tense and semi-fun stretch to get into business that you try to keep quick; an all too short climax where you pray nothing goes wrong, and you're probably going to go home with less money then you started with. |
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Sverige Pahis
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.13 05:46:00 -
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So this was on sisi I assume why didn't you dd them |
Sverige Pahis
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.13 05:47:00 -
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Jovan Geldon wrote:Maybe you should just go back to SiSi and sit in the frigate FFA in your titan
Hey hey you stop stealing my wicked sick burns |
Durie
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.13 06:10:00 -
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Ok, this thread started out bad, but it doesn't have to stay that way. I think I may have a plan to salvage this thread and help resolve your problem as well.
I propose that both parties agree to arbitration. Each side presents their story and the posters of C&P will collect the tears, ask questions (u mad bro?) and decide who is at fault. Should the community side with the OP, the wardec would be dropped and should they side against, the OP would agree to pay a fine of 500mil and remove the offending member from the corporation. |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.10.13 06:11:00 -
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Sooo...OP accepts new member with sordid past, admits he is poor and is bleeding members, wants a pat on the back? Sound about right? |
Cerisia
Lone Star enterprises
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Posted - 2011.10.13 07:36:00 -
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What is this? I don't even........... I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. |
Korsiri
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.13 10:51:00 -
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is no super lulz sorry :(
just kinda, meh. |
Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
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Posted - 2011.10.13 10:53:00 -
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Funny story... |
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.10.13 15:41:00 -
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Jovan Geldon wrote:Maybe you should just go back to SiSi and sit in the frigate FFA in your titan This.
bads gonna be bads GÖÑ Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children GÖÑ |
Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow The Revenant Order
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Posted - 2011.10.13 15:49:00 -
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Hey CJ, cool story bro.
Want a few more war decs? "War is not measured in terms of who wins or loses, who is right or wrong.-á It is measured in terms of who survives." |
Icer Xx
Tempest Legion Skunk Works.
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Posted - 2011.10.13 16:07:00 -
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How about i start deccing 214 man alliances full of fail? :D
THE ICER REQUIRES KILLMAILS |
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Tamiya Sarossa
Hedion University Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.14 02:43:00 -
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As a result of having a ****** night, I'm gonna share with you the sekrit to being an EVE posting superstar (not that I am one, but I can watch the masters at work).
1. Write a post. 2. Read it. 3. Consider, is this interesting/creative/relevant/helpful/or funny enough that people outside of those directly involved will care? 4. If not, hit delete.
Your error was on step 4, I'll give you points for your post being entirely legible formatting wise though. |
crimsonshank
Happy Hooligans Burning Spear.
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Posted - 2011.10.14 03:22:00 -
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crimsonshank > if you guys have to disolve the corp, we wish you good luck nothing personal to you ColdStealth > yeah, the corp wallets been emptied along with the hangers crimsonshank > no actually this is not 'MY' war carmelos has a beef i am just the hinchman crimsonshank > but when i found out who it was, i did get excited ColdStealth > i just dont understand why you guys feel the need to perpetuate a war that doesnt exist
ColdStealth > I just want you to know what your alliance leadership has caused though ColdStealth > their unwillingness to communicate reasonably before ruining someones gameplay for no reason crimsonshank > TBH i have tried to talk to cj then he threatened me with mercenaries who in return threatened me with disbanning our alliance, we were level headed until yesterday ColdStealth > the people of this corp kept to themselves on tq ColdStealth > cj couldnt afford mercs lol ColdStealth > he can barely afford ammo ColdStealth > only reason his accounts are active is because i bought him plexes crimsonshank > you know the saying for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction he went crazy we went unreasonable ColdStealth > i just wish my other friends didnt have to pay the price
crimsonshank > made all kinds of threats, i am yet to see happen ColdStealth > Because CJ told him not to crimsonshank > what was that a scare tactic? ColdStealth > probably cj hoping you guys would just back off ColdStealth > the only thing he had left to barter with crimsonshank > lmao
Just a few pieces of the convo i had with Cj's corp member, he wondered how i knew he had emptied his corp hangars and wallet? LMAO this guy fails at life and at EVE, Comodore John should do us all a favor and cancel now |
Masamune Dekoro
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.14 05:47:00 -
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I see you are having issues with your diplomatic proceeding(s).
This most likely stems from the inexperience and subjective perspective of your negotiators.
What you need, gentlemen, is a professional, an arbiter of experience and repute.
I can sort out this unfortunate hassle for both parties. All I require is a fully refundable deposit of 1 000 000 000 isk from both sides, and I can get a more cordial set of proceedings underway.
Good day. |
Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery
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Posted - 2011.10.14 23:19:00 -
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Does anyone still play this game that isn't 12 years old? gg - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |
Wietkop
Pew Pew Corp Behold.
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Posted - 2011.10.15 04:49:00 -
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i laugh so hard it hurts
214 carebears picking on 13 other carebears talking on the C&P
this is moore fun than reading about the latest goonswarm scam..
+1
Moar of this please
-Regards, Wiet
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