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Boshisk
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.03.10 13:02:00 -
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Hello MD !
After seeing a lot of people launching successful bonds here with not too much for collateral, I gathered up my courage to finally launch my own bond.
Specifics:
Starting time: 15th of March Total amount: 50B Running time: 2 Months Interest:15%/Month, compiled Minimum investment: 1B with increments of 500mil Collateral: My reputation.
So I'm going to be using the 50B to boost up my jita trading and make a lot of ISK to make all my investors very happy. Now I haven't launched any bonds before but I have a very good reputation in EVE with only a few small scams, and very solid forum reputation. I won't be giving my API because of possible hackers getting my account passwords, also I have done an audit on this alt character myself with my main so the bond is pretty secure. Possible losses incurred should I do drunk trading will not be compensated.
Feel free to send me ISK in game and I will get your investment account started 
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flakeys
Arkham Innovations Paper Tiger Coalition
886
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Posted - 2013.03.10 13:14:00 -
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/me checks watch ... 14.15 sure it's a good time as any to start a troll thread .
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Saveritrader
Sav Trading Invictus Void
25
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Posted - 2013.03.10 13:15:00 -
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I actually laughed. |

Vera Algaert
Republic University Minmatar Republic
834
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Posted - 2013.03.10 14:33:00 -
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Boshisk wrote:Possible losses incurred should I do drunk trading will not be compensated. Sorry, but this risk is completely unacceptable.
If you insist on not compensating any losses due to drunk trading then we will need guarantees that you won't drink while trading. However, this is an otherwise very promising offering so I'm sure we'll work sth out (maybe install a reputable 3rd party in your living room to monitor your alcohol consumption?). TEST alt - don't trust. |

Alex Grison
Grison Interstellar
181
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Posted - 2013.03.10 14:39:00 -
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Boshisk wrote:Hello MD ! After seeing a lot of people launching successful bonds here with not too much for collateral, I gathered up my courage to finally launch my own bond. Specifics: Starting time: 15th of March Total amount: 50B Running time: 2 Months Interest:15%/Month, compiled Minimum investment: 1B with increments of 500mil Collateral: My reputation. So I'm going to be using the 50B to boost up my jita trading and make a lot of ISK to make all my investors very happy. Now I haven't launched any bonds before but I have a very good reputation in EVE with only a few small scams, and very solid forum reputation. I won't be giving my API because of possible hackers getting my account passwords, also I have done an audit on this alt character myself with my main so the bond is pretty secure. Possible losses incurred should I do drunk trading will not be compensated. Feel free to send me ISK in game and I will get your investment account started 
You cannot gain access to someone's account via the API. |

Boshisk
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2013.03.10 14:44:00 -
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Vera Algaert wrote:Boshisk wrote:Possible losses incurred should I do drunk trading will not be compensated. Sorry, but letting your investors bear this risk is completely unacceptable. If you insist on not compensating any losses due to drunk trading then we will need guarantees that you won't drink while trading. This is an otherwise very promising offering so I'm sure we'll work sth out (maybe we could install a reputable 3rd party in your living room to monitor your alcohol consumption?).
I appreciate your concern, but I assure you that this warning about my drunken trades was included in my bond launch info just to give my investors full disclosure on the possible risks. The actual risk of me trading drunk is really low since I almost never manage to actually log in to EVE when drunk and usually drink enough to end up trying to use my microwave to access the internet. |

Grozen
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2013.03.10 14:53:00 -
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I like your face it has some nice feeling about it. |

Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition Insurance Fraud.
237
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Posted - 2013.03.10 15:47:00 -
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25B sent, but I accidentally to the wrong person. I trust you will credit me the money anyways, looking forward to a mutually beneficial business relationship! There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency. |

Boshisk
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2013.03.10 16:22:00 -
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Tul Breetai wrote:25B sent, but I accidentally to the wrong person. I trust you will credit me the money anyways, looking forward to a mutually beneficial business relationship!
I am very sorry about your investment going to the wrong person, but regretfully I cannot accept investments unless they are paid to this character in full.
Perhaps next time you'd like to use my other service in the future, Red Snake Insurance, which offers a wide range of asset insurance services for cases of unfortunate loss of assets such as yours. Also my Blackout Snake Insurance offers a reliable insurance to cover customers for any losses incurred between 3 - 6 am on Friday and Saturday nights in low/null sec. No more going bankrupt when you wake up with your hand stuck in a Pringles can and all your implants gone !
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Samroski
Games Inc.
162
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Posted - 2013.03.10 17:13:00 -
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I'd like to invest to the tune of 10b, providing you disclose some solid numbers from the audit.
I would also like to insure my investment against drunk trading, using Red Snake services. Please send me a quote. Happiness is a warm gun. |

Boshisk
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
8
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Posted - 2013.03.10 19:50:00 -
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Samroski wrote:I'd like to invest to the tune of 10b, providing you disclose some solid numbers from the audit.
I would also like to insure my investment against drunk trading, using Red Snake services. Please send me a quote.
Okay so just finished crunching the audit numbers after an exhaustive 2-+ hour process. The audit came up as 6.227, if I calculate in the bifocal trivariance of the corresponding deadspace mods traded within the last 24h then the number goes up to 6.229. So audit value of 6.227 - 6.229, depending on how you'd wanna calculate it, so overall a pretty convincing and secure figure. |

Samroski
Games Inc.
163
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Posted - 2013.03.10 20:41:00 -
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Solid. ISK sent. Happiness is a warm gun. |

Kara Books
Deal with IT.
438
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Posted - 2013.03.10 21:20:00 -
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I want to invest after seeing the level of Professionalism |

Yuki Kasumi
Some names are just stupid
11
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Posted - 2013.03.11 09:31:00 -
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I pledge a trillion isk! I can do that right, even though you only asked for 50b? |

Diesel Phumes
State Protectorate Caldari State
20
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Posted - 2013.03.11 14:21:00 -
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Hello MD Forum,
I'm a habitual scammer. All I do is look for opportunities to scam, take advantage of other people's generosity, and in general I'm just a low-life. This is the reality I have created for myself, so in my head it only makes sense that everyone else in the world acts similarly.
I can't compute that people would come to this forum with the intention of not scamming. CCP created this game for low moral compass people like myself and all these successful IPOs are trying to take that away from me.
Don't you people understand it goes against the EULA to conduct legitimate business in Eve? People acted like degenerates toward us Eve scammers for years, and now its our turn, now that we're older, to do the degenerate-acting [behind a computer screen].
..So I'll go make a troll post? gtfo.
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Boshisk
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
14
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Posted - 2013.03.11 18:25:00 -
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Yuki Kasumi wrote:I pledge a trillion isk! I can do that right, even though you only asked for 50b?
Bond filled !
Seeing how successful this one was, I'll maybe launch another bond after the first one has been completed.
Diesel Phumes wrote:Hello MD Forum,
I'm a habitual scammer. All I do is look for opportunities to scam, take advantage of other people's generosity, and in general I'm just a low-life. This is the reality I have created for myself, so in my head it only makes sense that everyone else in the world acts similarly.
I can't compute that people would come to this forum with the intention of not scamming. CCP created this game for low moral compass people like myself and all these successful IPOs are trying to take that away from me.
Don't you people understand it goes against the EULA to conduct legitimate business in Eve? People acted like degenerates toward us Eve scammers for years, and now its our turn, now that we're older, to do the degenerate-acting [behind a computer screen].
..So I'll go make a troll post? gtfo.
There's no scamming in eve, just stupid people making unintentional donations. Also it's not about taking advantage of their generosity, it's about letting their greed work against them. But anyways I understand you very well and it's the low-life scammers that made me want to launch this legit bond to help people get their money back up !
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Candy Oshea
Techfree Investment Group
202
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Posted - 2013.03.12 00:27:00 -
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I like OP's Portrait.
Looks like a guy trying the "hard sell" lol.
Pledge 20 Newspaper subscriptions. iCandy - Bonds. - I have accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles, my next **** could spell disaster! iCandy Custom Corp Creation & Corp boosting service |

Candy Oshea
Techfree Investment Group
202
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Posted - 2013.03.12 00:49:00 -
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Couldn't help myself iCandy - Bonds. - I have accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles, my next **** could spell disaster! iCandy Custom Corp Creation & Corp boosting service |

Lux Imperator
Soimii Patriei Nulli Secunda
31
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Posted - 2013.03.12 08:42:00 -
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I need someone to tell me if I should give him the ISK or not !
Thanks |

Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
557
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Posted - 2013.03.12 11:01:00 -
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Isk sent, lets get the ball rolling. Hyperfleet Industries is selectivly recruiting. Enquire today. Killboard
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Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
557
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Posted - 2013.03.12 11:02:00 -
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ops the bond was already filled. Keep the isk. Hyperfleet Industries is selectivly recruiting. Enquire today. Killboard
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Tom Hagen
Twilight Empire Blazing Angels Alliance
122
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Posted - 2013.03.12 11:04:00 -
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Lux Imperator wrote:I need someone to tell me if I should give him the ISK or not !
Thanks
Yes Please do! If you do have any doubt, send the same amount to Bad Bobbys ISK doubling service. That way you have twice the chance of getting your ISK back! |

Felicity Love
STARKRAFT
319
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Posted - 2013.03.12 12:50:00 -
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... always a fun time in MD... keep the giggles coming. 
Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |
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