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Manifestation of Zoltan The Holy Church of Zoltan 0	Posted - 2013.03.11 03:19:00 - [1] - Quote Citizens of New Eden, As of today my loyal servants, the Swords of Zoltan have begun their holy mission to cleanse Hentogaira's miners. I have judged them guilty of slothfulness, the punishment is the destruction of their vessels, and forfeiture of property to The Holy Church of Zoltan. Hentogaira is the start of something much bigger, soon the Holy Church of Zoltan will extend its reach across the heavens, to spread the word of Zoltan, and punish the lazy, stupid, and slothful. While Zoltan views sloth itself as a most heinous crime there is one far worse... Allowing your ship to be controlled by robotics will result in repeated targeting by the Swords of Zoltan. My immortal soldiers will stop at nothing to bring these lost souls back to the light. Aiding the Servants of Zoltan Citizens of the four empires are encouraged to aid the Holy Church of Zoltan by reporting those guilty of sloth in systems of 0.5 or 0.6 security systems. While the Swords of Zoltan pride themselves in their aggressive execution of their mission they are also aware of their limitations. Donations of monies and items to The Holy Church of Zoltan are of course appreciated. Those who participate will be granted status as "first citizen" among the masses of New Eden. Zoltan understands that not everyone can afford to aid his servants in their quest through monetary donations. Luckily the faith requires ministry outside that of the sword. By pasting the following passage in your Bio and responding with "Praise Zoltan!" whenever prompted by a member of the Church in local you too may become a "first citizen" in New Eden. Quote: Praise be to Zoltan, we seek His help and ask for his pardon. we take refuge in Zoltan from our wrongs and bad deeds. Who ever been guided by Zoltan will not be misled, and who ever has been misled, he will never be guided. I bear witness that there is no God except Zoltan-no associates with Him- and I bear witness that I am His slave and messenger. Good day citizens of New Eden, peace be upon you.
Ifly Uwalk Empire Tax Collection Agency 596	Posted - 2013.03.11 03:38:00 - [2] - Quote David Bowie (born 1947) is an English musician. After "Space Oddity" reached the top five of the UK Singles Chart in 1969, he re-emerged during the glam rock era with "Starman" and the album The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars. In 1975, Bowie achieved his first major American crossover success with the number-one single "Fame" and the album Young Americans. The soul-inspired sound was a radical shift in style that initially alienated many of his UK devotees. He then recorded the critically acclaimed "Berlin Trilogy" of albums with Brian Eno, all of which reached the UK top five. After uneven commercial success in the late 1970s, Bowie had UK number ones in the early 1980s with "Ashes to Ashes", its parent album Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps), "Under Pressure" (a collaboration with Queen) and Let's Dance, which yielded several hit singles. Throughout the 1990s and 2000s, Bowie continued to experiment with musical styles. He has not toured since the 2003GÇô04 Reality Tour and has not performed live since 2006. Throughout his career, he has sold an estimated 140 million albums. In 2004, Rolling Stone ranked him 23rd on their list of the best singers of all time.

ISD Cyberdyne ISD Community Communications Liaisons 1190	Posted - 2013.03.11 05:04:00 - [3] - Quote As a reminder, please remember to adhere to forum rules when posting, post constructively, and refrain from off-topic posting. Thank you. ISD Cyberdyne Lieutenant Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department

culo duro EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective 39	Posted - 2013.03.11 08:12:00 - [4] - Quote Manifestation of Zoltan wrote: Zoltan understands that not everyone can afford to aid his servants in their quest through monetary donations. Don't know if scam or just new james 315.
BadAssMcKill Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx 167	Posted - 2013.03.11 08:43:00 - [5] - Quote So the New Order but with a religious gimmick Cool Starships were meant to fly~
Manifestation of Zoltan The Holy Church of Zoltan 1	Posted - 2013.03.11 22:14:00 - [6] - Quote Congratulations to my loyal servants are in order! They have surpassed the Billion ISK mark in assets destroyed, and that with the Church not even twenty-four hours old. I am very pleased with their progress thus far.
Sabriz Adoudel Resurgent Threat Fearless Flying Frogs 51	Posted - 2013.03.11 23:49:00 - [7] - Quote Immitation is the highest form of flattery.
Vin King State War Academy Caldari State 72	Posted - 2013.03.11 23:58:00 - [8] - Quote The soul of the bot has on this day gained a new enemy! Edit: For anyone wondering, the New Order takes no stance on religion. The New Halaima Code of Conduct is a guide for your behavior in New Order space. The Saviour of HighSec provides you no protection for your immortal soul. The Church of Zoltan and The New Order would overlap, not be in competition. Miners in Hentogaira would do well to remember that they still require a mining permit. 315 4 CSM 8
Mark Munoz Schwarzschild Casimir Collective STR8NGE BREW 95	Posted - 2013.03.12 01:51:00 - [9] - Quote I guess even in virtual worlds there has to be "me too's".
Manifestation of Zoltan The Holy Church of Zoltan 3	Posted - 2013.03.12 02:12:00 - [10] - Quote Mark Munoz wrote: I guess even in virtual worlds there has to be "me too's". there have* to be "me toos". I detest poor grammar almost as much as laziness.
Sabriz Adoudel Resurgent Threat 51	Posted - 2013.03.12 03:23:00 - [11] - Quote Manifestation of Zoltan wrote: Mark Munoz wrote: I guess even in virtual worlds there has to be "me too's". there have* to be "me toos". I detest poor grammar almost as much as laziness. This is the first time I have ever liked a 'grammar ****' post. '... you cannot reason with the mining bots, you cannot negotiate with them, you can only bring them judgement in the form of Navy Antimatter, turn their Mackinaws to salvage and dust, smartbomb their pods, and burn their Mining Link implants with sweet incense...'- The Gospel according to St James 315
Agent Trask New Order Logistics CODE. 101	Posted - 2013.03.12 04:38:00 - [12] - Quote Welcome, friend. I look forward to seeing more of your work. Only by thorough humiliation will miners be taught the humility their trade requires. Be sure to remind miners in the systems you patrol that they need to purchase a New Order mining permit, AND pay the mandatory tithe to your religious order. Separation of Church and State requires this! Join the New Order, buy your permit today, and follow the code. www.minerbumping.com
Katran Luftschreck Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps 1099	Posted - 2013.03.12 12:24:00 - [13] - Quote culo duro wrote: Don't know if scam or just new james 315. The difference being... ? EvE is like prison.-á It's a place when bad people go to learn how to become even worse people.
Jonah Gravenstein Khalkotauroi Defence Labs 6313	Posted - 2013.03.12 13:26:00 - [14] - Quote Katran Luftschreck wrote: culo duro wrote: Don't know if scam or just new james 315. The difference being... ? At least the whiners now have 2 groups to complain about. Just think of the amount of threads that they can start, decrying 2 groups of people that have taken it upon themselves to force player interaction in a multiplayer game. Eve in a nutshell, it's you vs the universe, and every machiavellian space bastard in it.
Hayz Hayward Heretic Army Atrocitas 1	Posted - 2013.03.12 17:23:00 - [15] - Quote I'll supply you with the funds..... But first I need to mine the funds......
Manifestation of Zoltan The Holy Church of Zoltan 5	Posted - 2013.03.12 18:30:00 - [16] - Quote A crusader for The Holy Church of Zoltan has provided me with the following motivational quotes from one of our adversaries in the Hentogaira system. Quote: michaelMeilinbourne > lol u wouldn't like "my gang" michaelMeilinbourne > I run with ppl u dream about in ur nightmares michaelMeilinbourne > they are training me right now in PvP Considering michael's grand total of two kills, I must say he truly is the champion Hentogaira deserves. While he stands on the wrong side of justice the Church of Zoltan respects his zeal and hopes to turn him to light. Now with blog! -á-áPraise Zoltan!
Mark Munoz Schwarzschild Casimir Collective STR8NGE BREW 95	Posted - 2013.03.12 21:29:00 - [17] - Quote Manifestation of Zoltan wrote: Mark Munoz wrote: I guess even in virtual worlds there has to be "me too's". there have* to be "me too's". I detest poor grammar almost as much as laziness. You detest laziness yet you can't even come up with an original spin on the same story.
Dave Stark 1982	Posted - 2013.03.12 21:34:00 - [18] - Quote Manifestation of Zoltan wrote: Congratulations to my loyal servants are in order! They have surpassed the Billion ISK mark in assets destroyed, and that with the Church not even twenty-four hours old. I am very pleased with their progress thus far. so, you ganked 6 mackinaws. that it? you're tired, stop posting.
Eram Fidard Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 57	Posted - 2013.03.13 11:44:00 - [19] - Quote Manifestation of Zoltan wrote: I detest poor grammar almost as much as laziness. really? "Who ever been guided" Might want to check your OP for glaring grammar mistakes before correcting others. Or maybe you were just too lazy to proofread it?
Haedonism Bot Revolutionary Front New Creation Collective 219	Posted - 2013.03.13 12:50:00 - [20] - Quote Starting to smell a little bit like butthurt in here. I admit that I was skeptical at first of this blatant copycat of the New Order, but based on the last couple of posts the OP must be doing something right. I suppose ganking miners, then feeding them outrageous RP reasons is a tried and true method of tear extraction, so why not? Join the Revolutionary Front and liberate New Eden from it's stuff.
Lady Ayeipsia Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 580	Posted - 2013.03.13 17:29:00 - [21] - Quote Gent contains 2 ice belts, ample ore belts, multiple 50% refining stations, is in the forge region, has excellent pi planets nearby, usually no moons free, and basically is an ideal industrial mecca. Something tells me that this James-wanna-be won't last long in that system. The established industrial alliances will happily pay to remove such an amnoyance.
Danks Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds 137	Posted - 2013.03.13 20:08:00 - [22] - Quote That system also has at least one good level 4 agent. I remember running missions there to raise standings with some corp or other. Always thought that area was good for care bearin'. Lots of 0.5 systems, even some low sec right next door. Kinda a hidden jewel, always figured that's why that area wasn't more populated.
Lady Ayeipsia Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 582	Posted - 2013.03.14 12:51:00 - [23] - Quote Danks wrote: That system also has at least one good level 4 agent. I remember running missions there to raise standings with some corp or other. Always thought that area was good for care bearin'. Lots of 0.5 systems, even some low sec right next door. Kinda a hidden jewel, always figured that's why that area wasn't more populated. I know there is a nearby Lai dai level 4 research agent, a very quiet low sec 2 jumps away, and a very nice string of .6-.5 systems for probing. As for crowd... I have rarely seem an empty moon. Honestly, it is usually crowded. Go most other places 10 jumps from jita and the population is far lower. It really is a nice indy/carebear haven. I'm honestly surprised more gankers/pirates don't hunt in that region.
Omega Crendraven ARG TeAm ELITE 12	Posted - 2013.03.16 05:17:00 - [24] - Quote Church of The Holy Garmon is 100x better
Michael Heineken The Black Hand Movement 7	Posted - 2013.03.16 18:32:00 - [25] - Quote Question: Does the New Order and the Holy Church of Zoltan also target active miners who are at all tanked? (by tanked i mean by as much as can be expected considering the ship type and stats.)
Vin King State War Academy Caldari State 92	Posted - 2013.03.16 18:42:00 - [26] - Quote Michael Heineken wrote: Question: Does the New Order and the Holy Church of Zoltan also target active miners who are at all tanked? (by tanked i mean by as much as can be expected considering the ship type and stats.) I can't speak for the Holy Church, but the Order does indeed. 315 4 CSM 8
Gank Knight Nihilism. 0	Posted - 2013.03.16 22:42:00 - [27] - Quote After careful deliberation key elements in the Holy Church of Zoltan have split off to form a new corporation which we believe to be more in line with our core values.
Zoltan Lazar 141	Posted - 2013.03.17 19:15:00 - [28] - Quote Definitely not my alt.
Anne Dieu-le-veut State War Academy Caldari State 0	Posted - 2013.03.17 21:45:00 - [29] - Quote Pfft there's already a quasi-religious cult anti-carebear group. If you're going to copy someone, you might as well throw some originality in the idea and go with 1920's gangster themed RP or something instead.
Mike Adoulin Trans-Aerospace Industries 194	Posted - 2013.03.17 23:27:00 - [30] - Quote Anne Dieu-le-veut wrote: Pfft there's already a quasi-religious cult anti-carebear group. If you're going to copy someone, you might as well throw some originality in the idea and go with 1920's gangster themed RP or something instead. 1920's gangsta. Now that has promise.

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