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ChefAce
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Posted - 2005.08.20 00:50:00 -
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I think most of that estrogen you see has been coming from the Backstreet bo.....errrrr I meant those BoB girls. Yeah, that's the ticket!
But honestly, estrogen isn't such a bad thing as long as it's kept in the kitchen! (shoeless no less)
"Bar maid!!!! Beer me!!"
*Notice*
This is my post and I reserve the right to call you a flaming smacktard at any given moment. (with or without notice)
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ChefAce
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Posted - 2005.08.20 00:57:00 -
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 Originally by: ChefAce
I think most of that estrogen you see has been coming from the Backstreet bo.....errrrr I meant those BoB girls. Yeah, that's the ticket!
But honestly, estrogen isn't such a bad thing as long as it's kept in the kitchen! (shoeless no less)
"Bar maid!!!! Beer me!!"
*Notice*
This is my post and I reserve the right to call you a flaming smacktard at any given moment. (with or without notice)
I almost forgot to add this tid bit of info.
Have you ever wondered why women seem to always be in the bedroom or kitchen?
I have one word that describes why. Wands. That's right, wands!
They have what they claim to be "back massagers" or "wands" in the bedroom. Then they have "wands" in the kitchen that have been cleaverly disguised as "cooking utensiles.
I have my suspicions though. 
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ChefAce
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Posted - 2005.08.20 01:20:00 -
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Originally by: Ranger Whitestar
And then once they have done that they can ban all thier accounts for 5 days and the game would be a way nicer place. that last part was just a joke dont take it seriously.
Just don't ban them on the only 5 days that they are actually easy and nice to live with ffs!
Women are a strange creature.
The week prior they start getting bloated, sleepless, crabby and just down right ugly to be around.
The week during, they are a rollercoaster ride of emotional turmoil. One minute she loves you and the next minute you're the biggest plague to hit whatever coast you're closest to.
The week after they are reeling from the devestation of the prior two weeks. It is usually a sad time spent watching some crumby ass movies dubbed as "chick flicks" of which they love to drag you, the man, into.
Then there are those lovely 5-7 days where she makes you remember why you love her so much. The subtle "hello, how was your day?" or the "wanna stay up late and play doctor?".
The "what would you like for dinner tonight?" and the ever famous "you're right".
Those are the five days that we cherish and hold so dear. Please do not mess with our 5 days of sanity. 
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ChefAce
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Posted - 2005.08.20 01:25:00 -
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I almost forgot.
This is something of some serious concern and I think every man should use this as their guide to safety during these tough times.
There are steps you can take to ensure that you are one step of this unusual creature know as "the woman".
Read it. Learn it. Love it.
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