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Verone
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Posted - 2005.08.21 17:08:00 -
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No more confusing buttons, no more messing around with typing endless amounts of poo that no one understands!
Verone 4TW Electronics Inc. presents to you!
The Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard For Pirates.... EVE EDITION!
Actual Picture
MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT!
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Calderio
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Posted - 2005.08.21 17:10:00 -
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yarrr
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franny
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Posted - 2005.08.21 17:11:00 -
[3]
I WANT!
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2005.08.21 17:15:00 -
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feel the pirate love in this thread...
()|v|9\/\/7|=|3|3q|-|4><0r Upgrades |
PaulAtreides
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Posted - 2005.08.21 17:28:00 -
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You are missing an "ALT" button.
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franny
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Posted - 2005.08.21 17:31:00 -
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Originally by: PaulAtreides You are missing an "ALT" button.
if Verone 4TW Electronics Inc is anything like normal mfgs, that will be added in the next version at $10 more per |
Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.08.21 17:36:00 -
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Uh, why alt? I'd need a control button more.
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.08.21 17:38:00 -
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hehehe seen it before in out of pod...
RRRRRRRRR!
Advertise in my sig! I am ParMizaN and i love Zarthanon |
Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2005.08.21 17:52:00 -
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Originally by: Verone
No more confusing buttons, no more messing around with typing endless amounts of poo that no one understands!
Verone 4TW Electronics Inc. presents to you!
The Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard For Pirates.... EVE EDITION!
Actual Picture
<3 Verone -- Proud member of the [23].
Want your POS to make money? Call me up. I've designed POSs that make upwards of 50m a day. |
PaulAtreides
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Posted - 2005.08.21 18:03:00 -
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Originally by: Ikvar Uh, why alt? I'd need a control button more.
Yeah, one of those too...
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Snaieke
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Posted - 2005.08.21 18:10:00 -
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Yaaarrrr
My names Blind Lemon Jefferson, 'nd I 'dun plucked out muh eyes fuh Jesus
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Olympa Matar
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Posted - 2005.08.21 19:10:00 -
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It's missing the "OMG, multiple jumpgate activation" LED... else I'd buy it. |
Archbishop
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Posted - 2005.08.21 19:13:00 -
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Good humor Verone. Your missing a few buttons though.
1. "5 WCS" button to activate the 5 WCS the pirate has fitted down low when the fleet arrives to waste him.
2. "YARR" button to autotype YARR into local chat.
3. "THE PLANK" button to pod someone automatically.
Archie
VISIT THE PIE HOMEPAGE & FORUMS PIE INFORMATION CENTER |
Fuglife
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Posted - 2005.08.21 21:09:00 -
[14]
HAHA nice one bro, like it!
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emptydude
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Posted - 2005.08.21 22:57:00 -
[15]
how much?
needs an auto-fraps button though.... -------- wannabe gangsta |
Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.08.21 23:02:00 -
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Originally by: Archbishop
1. "5 WCS" button to activate the 5 WCS the pirate has fitted down low when the fleet arrives to waste him.
You have that confused with the 'Alliance *****' version
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2005.08.21 23:25:00 -
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Originally by: Ikvar
Originally by: Archbishop
1. "5 WCS" button to activate the 5 WCS the pirate has fitted down low when the fleet arrives to waste him.
You have that confused with the 'Alliance *****' version
Or the Burn Eden version -- Proud member of the [23].
Want your POS to make money? Call me up. I've designed POSs that make upwards of 50m a day. |
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2005.08.21 23:38:00 -
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Can you design one for pirates who moderate as well? pretty please?
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage Mail [email protected] if you have any questions. |
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Nafri
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Posted - 2005.08.21 23:58:00 -
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Originally by: Eris Discordia Can you design one for pirates who moderate as well? pretty please?
but not one with a "Ban Nafri" button please
Your bla bla hit bla bla for bla bla damage. Wanna have some bubu now? |
Verone
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Posted - 2005.08.22 01:04:00 -
[20]
Edited by: Verone on 22/08/2005 01:04:38
Originally by: Eris Discordia Can you design one for pirates who moderate as well? pretty please?
Behold!
Verone 4TW Electronics Inc. Presents!
The Corsair Ergonomic Keyobard For Pirates... MODERATOR EDITION!!1!*
Yes, that's right moderators, no more fumbling for the lock button, or indeed messing about with forum bans and illegal sig removal!
This poweful tool puts you within fingers reach of all the forum controls!
*Model shown is the limited edition pink cased one run unit built for Miss Discordia
ORDER TODAY, AND BANZOR WITHOUT GETTING RSI!!!!1!1
MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT!
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Uggs386
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Posted - 2005.08.22 01:30:00 -
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<3 the sniggles, truly a great invention.
DJ shows his true feelings. James Kavourias > just need a **** break soon:P dj lightning > let me know when and i will hold |
Rasitiln
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Posted - 2005.08.22 11:09:00 -
[22]
nice very nice
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W0lverine
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Posted - 2005.08.22 11:31:00 -
[23]
need a shortcut for yelling "YARR!!!!" in local one that pirate edition
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0Virtu0
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Posted - 2005.08.22 15:34:00 -
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Originally by: Olympa Matar It's missing the "OMG, multiple jumpgate activation" LED... else I'd buy it.
I like.
And a visual and sound warning for "There's some ***** in a cloaker nearby" and "That guy has 15 people next door ready to jump in on you." ---------------------------------- I play EvE and I don't even get a stupid signature. |
HighPoint
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Posted - 2005.08.22 15:46:00 -
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There should be a "RUN TO SS" button too :P |
Dionysus Davinci
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Posted - 2005.08.22 15:51:00 -
[26]
Needs a button that says "F1 through F8"
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2005.08.22 15:53:00 -
[27]
*orders*
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage Mail [email protected] if you have any questions. |
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Sherkaner
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:02:00 -
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Originally by: Verone Actual Picture!
Yes, that's right moderators, no more fumbling for the lock button, or indeed messing about with forum bans and illegal sig removal!
This poweful tool puts you within fingers reach of all the forum controls!
*Model shown is the limited edition pink cased one run unit built for Miss Discordia
Should have made 2 runs in pink, Wrangler will want one too
(and if you don't see me moderate in the next weeks, he has seen this post )
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Jacques Archambault
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:11:00 -
[29]
I particularly like the sig nerf button.
well done. Put me down for one of these.
{The Forum Rules} | {Email Us!} |
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Abdalion
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:26:00 -
[30]
I need a "Click" button pls, thanks. --
I ♥ You.... ® Shepherd of the [23] |
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Zhuge Liang
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:26:00 -
[31]
Originally by: Verone
Actual Picture!
Phwaor!!! Careful, you're getting all the mods excited!
Watcher of the [23] |
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Vanamonde
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:50:00 -
[32]
I'll take one for home and one for work!
EVE Forum Rules |
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Capsicum
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Posted - 2005.08.22 17:06:00 -
[33]
hmm I could buy one for my left hand and one for my right hand ...
Can I get a special 'Play nicely' button too ?
{The Forum Rules}|{Email Us!} |
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Wrangler
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Posted - 2005.08.22 17:23:00 -
[34]
I need a "Why me??" button..
[Read the Rules!] - [Email the Moderators] |
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.08.22 18:05:00 -
[35]
i want a pink one :(
Advertise in my sig! I am ParMizaN and i love Zarthanon |
R31D
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Posted - 2005.08.22 18:14:00 -
[36]
Free bumpage for all |
Verone
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Posted - 2005.08.22 18:16:00 -
[37]
No more confusing buttons, no more messing around with hauling, and multiple accounts!!1!
Verone 4TW Electronics Inc. presents to you!
The Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard.... CAREBEAR EDITION!
Actual Picture
Order now While stocks last!
MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT!
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.08.22 18:17:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Verone
No more confusing buttons, no more messing around with hauling, and multiple accounts!!1!
Verone 4TW Electronics Inc. presents to you!
The Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard.... CAREBEAR EDITION!
Actual Picture
Order now While stocks last!
Advertise in my sig! I am ParMizaN and i love Zarthanon |
mirel yirrin
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Posted - 2005.08.22 19:51:00 -
[39]
Behold!!
The Pirate Keyboard MK 2
Linkage ------------------------------------------- Supreme Queen of All creation Mighty Overload of the Super mega Ultra Saiyan Fleet! FEAR IT! Strawberry Pancakes! |
Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2005.08.22 20:42:00 -
[40]
Errr... Verone, you forgot a the Dev. version of the keyboard. ;(
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Kaemonn
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Posted - 2005.08.22 20:45:00 -
[41]
<3
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Verone
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Posted - 2005.08.22 22:39:00 -
[42]
Edited by: Verone on 22/08/2005 22:40:47
Oh yes Oveur! That's Right!!!
No more annoying coding, no more messing around with databases and drunk developers!
Find and contain the notorious TomB in an instant!1!!!
Verone 4TW Electronics Inc. presents to you!
The Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard.... DEVELOPER EDITION!
All the tools and options to run Eve Mega smoothly, right at your fingertips!
And, as an added bonus, the un-named button of unspeakableness!
ZOMG!!! PIC!1!!1
Order now, and feel teh power!
MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT!
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Vanamonde
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Posted - 2005.08.23 01:02:00 -
[43]
LMAO!
What does the button in the center above the spacebar do?
EVE Forum Rules |
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Verone
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Posted - 2005.08.23 01:44:00 -
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Originally by: Vanamonde LMAO!
What does the button in the center above the spacebar do?
That is teh un-named button of unspeakablness....
it's source, and indeed it's operation, as well as the outcome of pushing it are unknown... it is shrouded in mystery, and is apprently going to be involved in the initiation of the next ice age
MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT!
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2005.08.23 01:52:00 -
[45]
Im in an awesome thread \o/
Well done verone and keep them coming
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Schroni
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Posted - 2005.08.23 03:12:00 -
[46]
lmfao!
the "attack xetic" button was the best ---
SNIGG Forums my videos |
xOm3gAx
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Posted - 2005.08.23 05:18:00 -
[47]
rolmfao dude verone you have out done yourself =)
I want 1 of each !!! ----------------- *Decloaks and starts blasting your sig* Applesauce Biotch
Succumb to your nightmares Darkness shall embrace you
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Godlesswanderer
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Posted - 2005.08.23 06:10:00 -
[48]
Edited by: Godlesswanderer on 23/08/2005 06:10:25 This is an extremely old picture, I saw it on Jedi-Outcast forums at least 3 years ago...
But I still want one!!! Even though I am in no way, shape or form, a pirate.
Also, kudos on finding it.
------------------------- [Best signature in the known universe... No, really.] |
Admiral Keyes
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Posted - 2005.08.23 07:39:00 -
[49]
Best Thread Ever -------------------------------------------------- Don't hate me cause im beautiful, hate me for killing you! |
zcinner
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Posted - 2005.08.23 09:03:00 -
[50]
ill take 2
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.08.23 09:13:00 -
[51]
LOL @ the dev one
Advertise in my sig! I am ParMizaN and i love Zarthanon |
Ethidium Bromide
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Posted - 2005.08.23 09:40:00 -
[52]
/me ♥ verone!
awesome work mate!
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2005.08.23 12:42:00 -
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OOhh I like the translation button for the t20 language. Sometimes I just don't get what he says and just nod
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage Mail [email protected] if you have any questions. |
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t20
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Posted - 2005.08.23 12:50:00 -
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Originally by: Verone Edited by: Verone on 22/08/2005 22:40:47
Oh yes Oveur! That's Right!!!
No more annoying coding, no more messing around with databases and drunk developers!
Find and contain the notorious TomB in an instant!1!!!
Verone 4TW Electronics Inc. presents to you!
The Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard.... DEVELOPER EDITION!
All the tools and options to run Eve Mega smoothly, right at your fingertips!
And, as an added bonus, the un-named button of unspeakableness!
ZOMG!!! PIC!1!!1
Order now, and feel teh power!
Seriously now, you misspelled bree and mroe bree
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2005.08.23 13:05:00 -
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Funniest thread for ages.
Now, where are the ebil slaver and naughty minnie versions?
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |
Lifewire
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Posted - 2005.08.23 13:25:00 -
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The carebear-keyb doesnt have to option to smacktalk! I dont think they will order it if they have no option to write "griefer" or "ganker" in local chat!
Try a TDG spawn or the TDG complexes in Pure Blind, Syndicate or empire. |
Kinsy
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Posted - 2005.08.23 13:39:00 -
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Edited by: Kinsy on 23/08/2005 13:40:30 Edited by: Kinsy on 23/08/2005 13:39:02 I want an anti-pirate keyboard!
Good keys would be spawn covert ops alt, warp to pirate snipe spot, smack talk OFF, 'Cheese' and 'Whine' keys, activate faction warp scrambler, 'Target WCS auto-destruct' button, Blob Target key, and my personal faves....SENTRY GUNS ON/OFF and SEC STATUS HIT ON/OFF
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Verone
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Posted - 2005.08.23 18:37:00 -
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No more confusing backstory! No more making a mess of your RP!
Verone 4TW Electronics Inc. presents to you!
The Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard.... RACIAL SPECLIALISATION EDITIONS!
PWN your enemies in style! Spank that slave, and for the gallente, aquire the perfect skin tone and makup combination...
...yes people! The Racial keyboards are HERE!
Amarr Keyboard
Caldari Keyboard
Gallente Keyboard
Minmatar Keyboard
And available now for the very first time:
Jovian Keyboard
ORDER NOW TO AVOID DISSAPOINTMENT111!!!!1!!
MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT!
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Nukleanis
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Posted - 2005.08.23 18:44:00 -
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Finally! A 'beat slave' button!
Now how about a button to interact with those exotic dancers? :)
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.08.23 18:51:00 -
[60]
lmao! "surrender" ahahah
Advertise in my sig! I am ParMizaN and i love Zarthanon |
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Zachios Primos
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Posted - 2005.08.23 18:56:00 -
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Edited by: Zachios Primos on 23/08/2005 18:56:31 i have never seen so many mods post in 1 thread before. but this kicks ass. great job verone ____________________ |
samba mk2
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Posted - 2005.08.23 19:09:00 -
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Exellent work on the keyboard, should make u billions :)
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Kaemonn
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Posted - 2005.08.23 23:18:00 -
[63]
LOL Verone, you are the king!! <3 <3
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BlackHawk177
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Posted - 2005.08.23 23:53:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
Originally by: Ikvar
Originally by: Archbishop
1. "5 WCS" button to activate the 5 WCS the pirate has fitted down low when the fleet arrives to waste him.
You have that confused with the 'Alliance *****' version
Or the Burn Eden version
Hey... Burn Eden issue Raven's didn't have 5 stabs, your tacklers just suck.
Verone nice idea.. funny as hell might have to order one (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination.
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ELECTR0FREAK
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Posted - 2005.08.24 04:35:00 -
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I posted that picture a while back... OFN
-Electrofreak Discoverer of the Missile Damage Formula |
Corsair Thunder
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Posted - 2005.08.24 15:22:00 -
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lol verone, classic, really good idea ;)
And its even better with 'corsair' on there :p -----------------------------------------------
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hattifnatt
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Posted - 2005.08.24 15:36:00 -
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lol, when will we get the forum whiners version? or maybe a smacktalk keyboard?
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Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2005.08.24 16:53:00 -
[68]
Could we get a Nafri keyboard ? key 1: loose ship key 2: make sigs key 3: open forum boards key 4: forum whoring key 5: even more forum whoring key 6: undress key 7: throw pink panties key 8: pleasure hub
It's to offer
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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Redblade
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Posted - 2005.08.24 18:24:00 -
[69]
Killboard |
Verone
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Posted - 2005.08.24 18:37:00 -
[70]
Edited by: Verone on 24/08/2005 18:40:07
Yes, that's right!
Verone 4TW Electronics Inc. have been working around the clock to perfect the newest additions to the ergonomic keyboard range... and now proudly presents to you!
The Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard.... ATTITUDE SPECLIALISATION EDITIONS!
Attitude with style! Be the first to respond by cutting out annoying typing, and get your abusive comments in faster than ever before!
...yes people! The Attitude Specialisation keyboards are HERE!
Forum Whoring Keyboard
Whiner's Keyboard
Smacktalker's Keyboard
Order now on 0800-STFU-NOOB for a special 13.37% discount on the first 500 orders.
Limited Stocks! Order now! Avoid disspaointment!
MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT!
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Mordenkainan
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Posted - 2005.08.24 22:12:00 -
[71]
Quality
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
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Posted - 2005.08.24 22:45:00 -
[72]
K, this thread made me laugh so hard I got a nosebleed and my folks thought I was doing drugs again. You should do a series customized toward specific community members, and I humbly suggest myself as the first recipient for a custom keyboard ;p
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Verone
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Posted - 2005.08.24 23:04:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu K, this thread made me laugh so hard I got a nosebleed and my folks thought I was doing drugs again. You should do a series customized toward specific community members, and I humbly suggest myself as the first recipient for a custom keyboard ;p
I think i'll get on that one tomorrow
MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT!
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2005.08.24 23:16:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Verone Edited by: Verone on 24/08/2005 18:40:07
Yes, that's right!
Verone 4TW Electronics Inc. have been working around the clock to perfect the newest additions to the ergonomic keyboard range... and now proudly presents to you!
The Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard.... ATTITUDE SPECLIALISATION EDITIONS!
Attitude with style! Be the first to respond by cutting out annoying typing, and get your abusive comments in faster than ever before!
...yes people! The Attitude Specialisation keyboards are HERE!
Forum Whoring Keyboard
Whiner's Keyboard
Smacktalker's Keyboard
Order now on 0800-STFU-NOOB for a special 13.37% discount on the first 500 orders.
Limited Stocks! Order now! Avoid disspaointment!
-- Proud member of the [23].
Selling Capital Cargo Bays and Kernite Mining Crystal IIs, cheaper than anyone else. |
Firstname Lastname
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Posted - 2005.08.24 23:41:00 -
[75]
Edited by: Firstname Lastname on 24/08/2005 23:42:10 Edited by: Firstname Lastname on 24/08/2005 23:41:36 Edited by: Firstname Lastname on 24/08/2005 23:41:13
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu K, this thread made me laugh so hard I got a nosebleed and my folks thought I was doing drugs again. You should do a series customized toward specific community members, and I humbly suggest myself as the first recipient for a custom keyboard ;p
The Istvaan Shogaatsu Edition!
Now with 3% less biohazardous materials!*
*Lie
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.08.25 00:19:00 -
[76]
lmao i want evry single copy of the forum **** version.
Advertise in my sig! I am ParMizaN and i love Zarthanon |
Schroni
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Posted - 2005.08.25 01:50:00 -
[77]
the forum ***** one is just gold ---
SNIGG Forums my videos |
Letouk Mernel
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Posted - 2005.08.25 17:21:00 -
[78]
You're missing the EVE Newbie and the EVE Newbie-pretender editions.
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d'hofren
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Posted - 2005.08.25 17:34:00 -
[79]
fantastic,
You've brightend up my day no end.
---
Originally by: Winterblink It's an online game. Online games are always populated at people who look at their wood elf and whine that everyone else's dagger is bigger than theirs.
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Teela Belwynn
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Posted - 2005.08.26 17:37:00 -
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♥ Verone
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Kjewla
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Posted - 2005.08.26 17:45:00 -
[81]
cant stop laughing... Nest etter styrken er ingenting st°rre enn evnen til Õ beherske den.
http://www.subroc.net/teddybears/
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Drosssk
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Posted - 2005.08.28 03:06:00 -
[82]
*bump*
best thread ever __________________
Enemies strengthen you. Allies weaken. |
Alex Kynes
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Posted - 2005.08.28 05:58:00 -
[83]
Hey! I demand that you add a 'Drink Wine' button on the Gallente edition. Now!
-AK
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DrunkenOne
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Posted - 2005.08.28 06:17:00 -
[84]
I need a custom version with a "bang siims mom" and a "make fun of siim for banging his mom" keys.
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FowlPlayChiken
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Posted - 2005.08.28 06:34:00 -
[85]
im in tears! rofl!!!
best stuff ever, makes me forget not being able to login because of stain and iron antics.
we need a 'crash node' button on the alliance version. lol
damn you stain:-p
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za3phyr
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Posted - 2005.08.28 12:46:00 -
[86]
Nafri Edition
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Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2005.08.28 12:58:00 -
[87]
Nafris one is teh funny
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Nafri
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Posted - 2005.08.28 13:54:00 -
[88]
just lies!
Your bla bla hit bla bla for bla bla damage. Wanna have some bubu now? |
Camar
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Posted - 2005.08.28 15:05:00 -
[89]
STICKY!
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Under Dog
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Posted - 2005.08.28 19:25:00 -
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ISD just be a bunch of POD SUCKERS and have no need for a key pad!
========================================== Give me ye Ore and Ill make ye smile YAAAARRRRR!!!!!! ========================================== |
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Kuolematon
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Posted - 2005.08.29 05:24:00 -
[91]
I love when I hear a new joke
I hate when joke is old and repeated
Page 1 and some on 2 was fun .. Oh well, when pie-rats finds something new, they will abuse it to death - like gatesnipers. _______________________________________________ My opinions aren't my corporations opinions.
"I troll, therefor I am!" //\\ Suomi-Finland-Perkele asennetta! |
Jacob Majestic
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Posted - 2005.08.29 13:00:00 -
[92]
We need a griefer edition.
* Escrow scam * Sell Caracal as Cerberus * Blow up ore can * Bookmark scam * Make new Kestrel alt * Recycle Kestrel alt * Gank hauler * Wardec mining corp
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.08.29 13:26:00 -
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Originally by: Kuolematon I love when I hear a new joke
I hate when joke is old and repeated
Page 1 and some on 2 was fun .. Oh well, when pie-rats finds something new, they will abuse it to death - like gatesnipers.
We also need a forum alt troll version
Originally by: James Lyrus Complaining about PvP and Pirates in EVE is like complaining about the mines in minesweeper |
Redwolf
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Posted - 2005.08.29 20:19:00 -
[94]
Classy.
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kessah
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Posted - 2005.08.29 21:33:00 -
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seriously cut to the chase on the whine board and have a "WCS Whine" button
Or mebbie a "omg BE own wcs t2 bpo" button for the smacktalk one? seen afew of those. --------------------------------------------------------
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Marcus Brook
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Posted - 2005.08.29 23:03:00 -
[96]
Only a snigg could do something like this
Well done verone great post.
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CYVOK
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Posted - 2005.08.29 23:44:00 -
[97]
I'll take one of each please!!!
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Father Goose
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Posted - 2005.08.30 00:50:00 -
[98]
Originally by: CYVOK I'll take one of each please!!!
Why? None of them has a Spell Check button.
Oh, wait. You don't use Spell check now........
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Jenna Fear
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Posted - 2005.08.30 02:01:00 -
[99]
Great stuff... I only hope I can place my order in time for the 13.37% discount.
-------------------------------- "You Know, And I Know... The Spears Are In Our Sides."
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Kuolematon
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Posted - 2005.08.30 07:09:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Ikvar We also need a forum alt troll version
I have succeed. Even the great Ikvar himself has fallen as a victim.
I love this. Been away from EVE months and still I'm an alt troll .. classy! _______________________________________________ My opinions aren't my corporations opinions.
"I troll, therefor I am!" //\\ Suomi-Finland-Perkele asennetta! |
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Alfarin
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Posted - 2005.08.30 08:34:00 -
[101]
Nice work Verone, keep them coming
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elFarto
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Posted - 2005.08.30 10:52:00 -
[102]
How about a GM version?
Regards elFarto
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Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:07:00 -
[103]
Originally by: za3phyr Nafri Edition
sold ! Ok, send it to Nafri, I'll send your the $$
I fear the abuse of the "Gte Drnk" key Well it's close from the "Loose Tempest" key... I guess there must be a link
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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Rutefly
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:22:00 -
[104]
The Amarr keyboard are missing the "Eat minmatar babies".
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Zzazzt
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Posted - 2005.08.30 13:59:00 -
[105]
"Auto-Troll" - classic ____________________________________________
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Jelosavich
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Posted - 2005.08.30 19:59:00 -
[106]
I must say... these are hilarious. Although I think making them should be left to the people who can actually use photoshop. ;)
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Mephistophilus
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Posted - 2005.10.08 19:42:00 -
[107]
the dev edition nurf button should be a lil faded from repeated use ;)
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teqNo
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Posted - 2005.10.08 20:06:00 -
[108]
Lmao, awesome
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Kamiala
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Posted - 2005.10.09 02:07:00 -
[109]
i think this thread has seen more mods then all the forums combined in the last year
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Karistis
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Posted - 2005.10.09 02:35:00 -
[110]
LOL _________________________________________ 2005.01.17 22:04:22 combat Chackle [PUSY] perfectly runs from you, wrecking for 1500 cowardice. |
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stormwell
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Posted - 2005.10.09 20:19:00 -
[111]
i need every botton u get on a ****in key bard
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stormwell
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Posted - 2005.10.09 20:19:00 -
[112]
i need every botton u get on a ****in key bard
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stormwell
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Posted - 2005.10.09 20:21:00 -
[113]
how do u make money as a pirate
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Luc Boye
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Posted - 2005.10.09 21:01:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Vanamonde LMAO! What does the button in the center above the spacebar do?
its "fix lag" button, but alas ... -------
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Black 1
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Posted - 2005.10.09 21:46:00 -
[115]
ROFLMAO
Ill take a amarr RP one please :D
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Siren Shiva
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Posted - 2005.10.10 00:01:00 -
[116]
Edited by: Siren Shiva on 10/10/2005 00:02:23 Can I get a special edition designed for me if I ask very nicely?
Dont forget the 'Declare Miss Whatever' button.
I should be back by tuesday at latest.
/blowkiss
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Locutus ofBorg
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Posted - 2006.07.06 01:23:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Kuolematon
Originally by: Ikvar We also need a forum alt troll version
I have succeed. Even the great Ikvar himself has fallen as a victim.
I love this. Been away from EVE months and still I'm an alt troll .. classy!
yes you are an alt troll and maybe you should just let everyone have a good time instead of bringing everyone to the point of insomnia at reading each of your posts.
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Kresh Vladir
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Posted - 2006.07.06 02:32:00 -
[118]
Originally by: Locutus ofBorg
Originally by: Kuolematon
Originally by: Ikvar We also need a forum alt troll version
I have succeed. Even the great Ikvar himself has fallen as a victim.
I love this. Been away from EVE months and still I'm an alt troll .. classy!
yes you are an alt troll and maybe you should just let everyone have a good time instead of bringing everyone to the point of insomnia at reading each of your posts.
or u could let us avoid insomnia by not bumping 9month old threads
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Lady Explosion
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Posted - 2006.07.06 06:06:00 -
[119]
I'll take 5 of the Caldari ones please.
P.S. I'm going to crash the market if you don't.
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Mrmuttley
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Posted - 2006.07.06 08:40:00 -
[120]
Thread necromancy. It aint right even when the original thread was funny ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I am Dyslexic of Borg.
Your ass will be laminated.
Originally by: Rod Blaine
Eve is not supposed to be fair
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Sakura Nihil
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Posted - 2006.07.06 08:55:00 -
[121]
Burn the necromancer .
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.07.06 14:13:00 -
[122]
I think I am partly to blame. The thread has been down for 8months, then I post this. Two hours later, this thread is top of the heap again
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Lady Explosion
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Posted - 2006.07.06 19:52:00 -
[123]
Originally by: HippoKing I think I am partly to blame. The thread has been down for 8months, then I post this. Two hours later, this thread is top of the heap again
I blame macro miners. ----------------------
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SentryRaven
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Posted - 2006.07.06 21:23:00 -
[124]
Best thread ever....
Verone, you da man!
New Ship Idea: Small Freighters (100k m¦) in EVE
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Verone
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Posted - 2006.07.06 22:24:00 -
[125]
This thread is in the sticky at the top of theis forum section, so I had a feeling it might pop up again... hmm...
hmmmmmm....
I might produce some more keyboard customised to eve community members at the weekend...
VETO RECRUITMENT |
Smagd
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Posted - 2006.07.06 22:40:00 -
[126]
Originally by: Verone
This thread is in the sticky at the top of theis forum section, so I had a feeling it might pop up again... hmm...
hmmmmmm....
I might produce some more keyboard customised to eve community members at the weekend...
The Minmatar one is missing duct tape anyway. And a "full throttle" key. Maybe "burnout" and a more resilient "beat slaver senseless with khumaak" key, mine's broken in the middle. Although, I fixed that with a bit of duct tape. ANd the slaver, too, while I had the roll out. --
When I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. |
Lojik
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:13:00 -
[127]
Pure class
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SentryRaven
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Posted - 2006.07.06 23:37:00 -
[128]
Make a macrominer keyboard... hey wait... they dont use keyboards :P
New Ship Idea: Small Freighters (100k m¦) in EVE
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JoeT
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Posted - 2006.07.07 05:01:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Ikvar Uh, why alt? I'd need a control button more.
have to agree if you there. that Ctrl key plays a nice part =) --- Murder Murder, yes indeed, K-I-L-L-I-N-G
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Golden Helmet
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Posted - 2006.07.07 06:29:00 -
[130]
Edited by: Golden Helmet on 07/07/2006 06:30:07
Originally by: Verone
This thread is in the sticky at the top of theis forum section, so I had a feeling it might pop up again... hmm...
hmmmmmm....
I might produce some more keyboard customised to eve community members at the weekend...
you need to make 3 Veto editions: a Hans edition, which includes a "make me primary" and "insta-pop own rupture\phoon" button, a Rockbox edition *MUST INCLUDE KOALA REFERENCES*, and of course, one for me (which must have "gank 10 frigs in an hour with a Manticore", "apply reverse WCS to own ship", "-50% damage, RoF, and tracking on own ship", "find blob when entire corp is afk", and "train all basic skills for a ship to lvl 1" buttons)
Don't worry, your sig is safe...wait...oops. --Jorauk |
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Rashmika Clavain
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Posted - 2006.07.07 08:03:00 -
[131]
Originally by: Vanamonde LMAO!
What does the button in the center above the spacebar do?
It is a placeholder for future content... doesn't really do anthing at the moment
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Alberta
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Posted - 2006.07.07 12:51:00 -
[132]
Originally by: Verone
This thread is in the sticky at the top of theis forum section, so I had a feeling it might pop up again... hmm...
hmmmmmm....
I might produce some more keyboard customised to eve community members at the weekend...
We need a BoB modified keyboard, combining the best of the Forum *****, Dev and Moderator versions. Special feature, 8 x F5 keys to reduce the need for replacement boards.
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.07.07 17:17:00 -
[133]
Originally by: Verone I might produce some more keyboard customised to eve community members at the weekend...
I want one Pwease!
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Orree
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Posted - 2006.07.08 00:36:00 -
[134]
Verone 4 teh w1n. Easy.
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Niaski Zalani
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Posted - 2006.07.08 03:58:00 -
[135]
I wanna be just like you when I grow up, Verone. yarr. |
Linerra Tedora
Avarice Industries
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Posted - 2006.08.11 16:36:00 -
[136]
necro ftw.... damn this is hillarious... EvE-CCG Spoiler Database |
Jex Jast
Perfect Order
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Posted - 2006.08.11 16:38:00 -
[137]
Linerra you must have, like, level 20 skeleton mastery and raise skeleton, totally, for serious. Because like, you really raised that dead thing. Scary. ___________________________________________
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garishwinner
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.08.11 21:28:00 -
[138]
Originally by: Golden Helmet Edited by: Golden Helmet on 07/07/2006 06:30:07
Originally by: Verone
This thread is in the sticky at the top of theis forum section, so I had a feeling it might pop up again... hmm...
hmmmmmm....
I might produce some more keyboard customised to eve community members at the weekend...
you need to make 3 Veto editions: a Hans edition, which includes a "make me primary" and "insta-pop own rupture\phoon" button, a Rockbox edition *MUST INCLUDE KOALA REFERENCES*, and of course, one for me (which must have "gank 10 frigs in an hour with a Manticore", "apply reverse WCS to own ship", "-50% damage, RoF, and tracking on own ship", "find blob when entire corp is afk", and "train all basic skills for a ship to lvl 1" buttons)
GH i do believe your forgetting the fit overdrives to HAC button :p
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Drilla
Shinra Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.08.13 14:05:00 -
[139]
Edited by: Drilla on 13/08/2006 14:05:28
Verone - you should make a BoB, GoonSwarm and a RA keyboard
And guys it's a link-stickied thread, it's never dead!
Seek not to bar my way, for I shall win through - no matter the cost! |
Sakura Nihil
Tharsis Security
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Posted - 2006.08.13 19:00:00 -
[140]
zombie thread?
OMG, WCS Nerf! |
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GM Spiral
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Posted - 2006.08.13 21:02:00 -
[141]
The GM team needs new keyboards to better cope with the endless queue of petitions.
Save us Verone... You are our only hope...
I can hear the petitions calling... so cold...
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ParMizaN
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.08.13 21:46:00 -
[142]
I forgot how funny these were
sig edited for lack of pink really PINK -eris |
Verone
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Posted - 2006.08.13 22:47:00 -
[143]
Originally by: GM Spiral The GM team needs new keyboards to better cope with the endless queue of petitions.
Save us Verone... You are our only hope...
I can hear the petitions calling... so cold...
Gimme a couple of hours... I'm feeling creative
BACKSTORY AND FAN FICTION
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Kalazar
Amarr Clan Wolf
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Posted - 2006.08.13 23:07:00 -
[144]
Verone ftw tbh.
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Verone
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Posted - 2006.08.13 23:59:00 -
[145]
Original Post Updated with New Range!11
ORDER NOW TO AVOID DISSAPOINTMENT!!!11one!11
BACKSTORY AND FAN FICTION
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Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.08.14 00:11:00 -
[146]
Originally by: Verone Dark Shikari Edition!
Never miss that first post again. Never have to worry about typing out long complex replies to people. It's all at your fingertips now (or what's left of them). The Dark Shikari Keyboard is the only version to include a hardware bound "F5" refresh key which is directly wired to Tranquility for Maximum response time.
Where.
Are.
The.
Tachikomas.
?!
--[23] Member--
Originally by: DB Preacher The only time BoB's backs are to the wall is when Backdoor Bandit is in local.
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ParMizaN
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.08.14 00:27:00 -
[147]
LMAO!
I may be using that soon. tats and vicars party for me on tuesday, and guess what i'll be ressed in :|
sig edited for lack of pink really PINK -eris |
Seleene
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.08.14 00:31:00 -
[148]
Where's the mercenary keyboard??? -
Latest MC Movie - Nation Building |
Tobias Sjodin
Caldari Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2006.08.14 01:56:00 -
[149]
Ack,
I just got the urge to buy one of them (will not disclose which).
\\ contact me in-game for sig-purchase \
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Dave White
Beagle Corp
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Posted - 2006.08.14 09:36:00 -
[150]
ahahaha brilliant
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Jin Entres
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.08.14 12:01:00 -
[151]
bwahaha ---
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Hans Roaming
Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.08.14 14:00:00 -
[152]
This thread just said it wants to eat my brains.
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Hellraiza666
Regeneration Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.08.14 14:05:00 -
[153]
Rawr
Thanks
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Drilla
Shinra Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.08.14 21:46:00 -
[154]
Hellraiza666 Edition! = ahahahahahahahah
Best one yet mate
Seek not to bar my way, for I shall win through - no matter the cost! |
Wrayeth
Inexorable Retribution
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Posted - 2006.08.14 22:25:00 -
[155]
LMAO -Wrayeth
"Look, pa! I just contributed absolutely nothing to this thread!"
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Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.08.14 23:40:00 -
[156]
The problem has been solved!
Dark Shikari's keyboard now includes tachikomas!
See the new version!
--[23] Member--
Originally by: DB Preacher The only time BoB's backs are to the wall is when Backdoor Bandit is in local.
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Krav
Egad Inc.
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Posted - 2006.08.15 04:10:00 -
[157]
Originally by: Dark Shikari Edited by: Dark Shikari on 14/08/2006 23:46:17
Originally by: Verone
Original Post Updated with New Range!11
Sadly the Dark Shikari Edition Was unable to be offered with the "Spawn Tachikomas" key due to fear of world domination.
ORDER NOW TO AVOID DISSAPOINTMENT!!!11one!11
The problem has been solved!
Dark Shikari's keyboard now includes tachikomas!
See the new version!
World domination is near!!!!
Oh
Crap
World
Domination
EVERYBODY GRAB A TINFOIL HAT and suntan lotion
Nice one Shikari Krav ===== Close encounter of the Hijack kind? Impossible. Unless it is as bad as I think... And if they were out to get m-- |
Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.08.16 02:03:00 -
[158]
Originally by: Krav
Originally by: Dark Shikari Edited by: Dark Shikari on 14/08/2006 23:46:17
Originally by: Verone
Original Post Updated with New Range!11
Sadly the Dark Shikari Edition Was unable to be offered with the "Spawn Tachikomas" key due to fear of world domination.
ORDER NOW TO AVOID DISSAPOINTMENT!!!11one!11
The problem has been solved!
Dark Shikari's keyboard now includes tachikomas!
See the new version!
World domination is near!!!!
Oh
Crap
World
Domination
EVERYBODY GRAB A TINFOIL HAT and suntan lotion
Nice one Shikari Krav
Suntan lotion?
--[23] Member--
Originally by: DB Preacher The only time BoB's backs are to the wall is when Backdoor Bandit is in local.
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SasRipper
Contraband Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.08.22 02:40:00 -
[159]
lmao
Originally by: Santiago Cortes Please don't derail your own thread.
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Hardin
Amarr Imperial Dreams Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.08.22 03:10:00 -
[160]
Verone FTW \0/
Seriously, I found this link while camping a station for enemies of Amarr and when I shared it with the rest of gang we almost got ganked... ------------------------------ Hardin's Blog (BACK UP!)
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Cown
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.10.11 15:08:00 -
[161]
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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Tarantelita
Ragna Rok Corp
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Posted - 2007.10.11 16:21:00 -
[162]
"My name is Verone, and now it has gone some time till you all saw me in the forums, and iam afraid that you migth forget me and my st**id noob corp.
So here is one more crapy topic that you all noobs pvp pilots wanna bees can read and spam.
Start the noob debate maggots and remeber my name."
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Izo Azlion
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.10.11 16:29:00 -
[163]
Originally by: Tarantelita "My name is Verone, and now it has gone some time till you all saw me in the forums, and iam afraid that you migth forget me and my st**id noob corp.
So here is one more crapy topic that you all noobs pvp pilots wanna bees can read and spam.
Start the noob debate maggots and remeber my name."
Come and say that in front of my blasters :)
Izo Azlion.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Session9 Rising Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2007.10.11 16:35:00 -
[164]
Wow...someone has raised this thing from the dead *again*
The necromancy involved is.. amazing. But I think it's missing a foot.
--
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Izo Azlion
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.10.11 16:46:00 -
[165]
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Wow...someone has raised this thing from the dead *again*
The necromancy involved is.. amazing. But I think it's missing a foot.
That was our infamous Cow. We often deploy him, although normally he makes things dead.
Izo Azlion.
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Celestal
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Posted - 2007.10.11 16:49:00 -
[166]
wow this thread is so old that verone may even have had some hair when he posted it :-)
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Verone
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.10.12 02:18:00 -
[167]
Originally by: Celestal wow this thread is so old that verone may even have had some hair when he posted it :-)
I can neither confirm or deny the possibility/theory that my choice of headgear could potentially be leading to premature hair loss.
On another note... lol... this thread brings back memories...
May be forced to whip out photoshop again at some point
>>> TRIBUTE TO A FALLEN WINGMAN <<<
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Necrologic
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.10.12 02:36:00 -
[168]
I approve of this thread necromancy. _____________________ In the arena of logic I fight unarmed. |
Strife Phoenix
Acerbus Vindictum
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Posted - 2007.10.12 08:06:00 -
[169]
This is the exception that confirms the rule.. /me wants forum pruning :(
In other news.. I almost got banned from work for laughing hysterically after seeing this thread (after bypassing proxy and firewall rules to be able to view forums) :D
Acerbus-Vindictum - Revelare Pecunia! |
Araviel
Gallente Epic.
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Posted - 2007.10.12 11:01:00 -
[170]
Cown necros ftw!
classic thread that i wont mind seeing on top again
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Rooker
Lysian Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.10.12 16:33:00 -
[171]
LOL.... Epic necro
-- This Space For Rent |
Katrina Coreli
toxicology
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Posted - 2007.10.12 18:52:00 -
[172]
Remember people. You have to remove the head or destroy the brain
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FT Diomedes
Gallente Ductus Exemplo
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Posted - 2007.10.12 20:41:00 -
[173]
I'm glad this thread was necroed, otherwise I never would have seen it. Good stuff here. ------------
Improvize. Adapt. Overcome. |
Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2007.10.12 22:05:00 -
[174]
Originally by: Necrologic I approve of this thread necromancy.
indeed
and thats why we have been having problems recently... the pizza key is right next to the tq power button. combined with the beer button >.<
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Doppler Shift
Red 42 Infinite Innovation
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Posted - 2007.10.12 22:16:00 -
[175]
Plz plz PLZ don't lock this classic thread just because it may be a bit... smelly. It will drift off into slumber again soon enough. And it will still be 10/10 years from now.
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This is what's left of my signatu...[siggienerf][/siggienerf] |
Bryg Philomena
Green Lantern Corps
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Posted - 2007.10.13 03:23:00 -
[176]
verone should have a keyboard. Create Uber Thread Defend Corp PWN
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???
Your signature image exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Sahwoolo Etoophie |
Voculus
E X O D U S Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.10.13 14:28:00 -
[177]
This thread wins! _________________________________________________________
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Acoco Osiris
Gallente Sublime.
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Posted - 2007.10.13 14:46:00 -
[178]
I bookmarked this one. ------------------------------ One more soldier off to war... And one Velator in my hangars. |
Lief Siddhe
University of Caille
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Posted - 2007.10.13 17:44:00 -
[179]
"Dead threads don't say no."
Funny stuff, Verone.
I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when the drugs began to take hold |
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