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 just Leonard    |
Posted - 2003.07.24 13:06:00 -
[1] Dang them amarr'liens they dun swiped yer bacon! Me and bubba dem only ones left, them dang amarr'liens gone an snagged all ar kin folk hole damn Planet Hickston empty now even took our pig Bessie. Y'all seen any ar cousins you tell us we dang gonna go on a Rampage go get are country folk back from thos dang amarr'liens Corp Rules and goals for applicants Accepting new recruits with themed names and character portraits, Leonard and bubba's cousins, only minmatar Only ships allowed are wreath's,slashers bursts and scythes, dont get no fancy city cars out here Try to have at least some of these items in you hold spirits,smallarms,trash,livestock,fertilizer and wheat No mining ever!, trading or manufacture all revenue to come from other means, Aims of corp are to roleplay and too enjoy alot of consensual low end pvp (frigate v frigate or frigate v industrial) and to generate income from other means then the usual including stealing, looting, cussing and shooting Looking for dedicated experienced players only, character creation not to include any skills those city folk have so skill development to a minimum only the basics (no tactical shield manipilation or propolsion jamming etc.) |
 just Leonard Minmatar Sebiestor tribe |
Posted - 2003.07.24 13:06:00 -
[2] Dang them amarr'liens they dun swiped yer bacon! Me and bubba dem only ones left, them dang amarr'liens gone an snagged all ar kin folk hole damn Planet Hickston empty now even took our pig Bessie. Y'all seen any ar cousins you tell us we dang gonna go on a Rampage go get are country folk back from thos dang amarr'liens Corp Rules and goals for applicants Accepting new recruits with themed names and character portraits, Leonard and bubba's cousins, only minmatar Only ships allowed are wreath's,slashers bursts and scythes, dont get no fancy city cars out here Try to have at least some of these items in you hold spirits,smallarms,trash,livestock,fertilizer and wheat No mining ever!, trading or manufacture all revenue to come from other means, Aims of corp are to roleplay and too enjoy alot of consensual low end pvp (frigate v frigate or frigate v industrial) and to generate income from other means then the usual including stealing, looting, cussing and shooting Looking for dedicated experienced players only, character creation not to include any skills those city folk have so skill development to a minimum only the basics (no tactical shield manipilation or propolsion jamming etc.) |
 Muacha |
Posted - 2003.07.24 13:16:00 -
[3] LOL....seems to me you also need to be able to trade in pork rinds and cheap ass whiskey. |
 Muacha The Leisure Group |
Posted - 2003.07.24 13:16:00 -
[4] LOL....seems to me you also need to be able to trade in pork rinds and cheap ass whiskey. |
 Anderi Bourdieu |
Posted - 2003.07.24 16:57:00 -
[5] And what is wrong with cheap-ass whiskey? ----------------------------------------------- 11/17/04 Are Formal Contracts in yet? Divisional Wallets? Taxes? BP lockdown? |
 Anderi Bourdieu Hadean Drive Yards Archaean Cooperative |
Posted - 2003.07.24 16:57:00 -
[6] And what is wrong with cheap-ass whiskey? ________________________________________________ Captain Anderi Bourdieu - Hadean Drive Yards |
 Muacha |
Posted - 2003.07.24 18:10:00 -
[7] Who said anything is wrong with it??? Reread my post. |
Muacha The Leisure Group |
Posted - 2003.07.24 18:10:00 -
[8] Who said anything is wrong with it??? Reread my post. |
Lhyda Souljacker |
Posted - 2003.07.24 18:26:00 -
[9] Edited by: Lhyda Souljacker on 24/07/2003 18:26:08 Ah, the tooth-to-tattoo ratio in EVE reaches an all new low. I propose the creation of a new Minmatar cruiser: The Transcamero Features: -Faded "Screamin' Chicken" painted on bow. -"Calvin ****in' on Amarr" decal on rear viewscreen -Sonic assult system, featuring the music of Iron Maiden -Ablity to eject Natty Lite cans to deter enemy missiles -Airbrushed ID plate -Dual Flowmasters Also Mullets availible at character creation. ... That's when I reach for my revolver ... |
 Lhyda Souljacker Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm |
Posted - 2003.07.24 18:26:00 -
[10] Edited by: Lhyda Souljacker on 24/07/2003 18:26:08 Ah, the tooth-to-tattoo ratio in EVE reaches an all new low. I propose the creation of a new Minmatar cruiser: The Transcamero Features: -Faded "Screamin' Chicken" painted on bow. -"Calvin ****in' on Amarr" decal on rear viewscreen -Sonic assult system, featuring the music of Iron Maiden -Ablity to eject Natty Lite cans to deter enemy missiles -Airbrushed ID plate -Dual Flowmasters Also Mullets availible at character creation. |
 Serenity |
Posted - 2003.07.24 20:27:00 -
[11] Edited by: Serenity on 24/07/2003 20:28:55 Mr. Leonard, This letter is to inform you that my services have been retained by a respected corporation in Amarr Empire Space. It seems that your brother (and son, eww) Buba has been thieving ore in the Chaven system. You have approximately 48 hours to vacate the Domain region or face justice. Sincerely, Serenity CEO Justice Inc. P.S. Out of Character - Heh, I feel like Roscoe P. Coltrain chasin' those Duke boys. |
 Serenity Caldari Tuatha de Danann |
Posted - 2003.07.24 20:27:00 -
[12] Edited by: Serenity on 24/07/2003 20:28:55 Mr. Leonard, This letter is to inform you that my services have been retained by a respected corporation in Amarr Empire Space. It seems that your brother (and son, eww) Buba has been thieving ore in the Chaven system. You have approximately 48 hours to vacate the Domain region or face justice. Sincerely, Serenity CEO Justice Inc. P.S. Out of Character - Heh, I feel like Roscoe P. Coltrain chasin' those Duke boys. |
Orestes |
Posted - 2003.07.24 20:55:00 -
[13] Thread moved from Events - Orestes Join the IC! |
 Orestes ISD Interstellar Correspondents  |
Posted - 2003.07.24 20:55:00 -
[14] Thread moved from Events - Orestes Join the IC! |
 just Leonard |
Posted - 2003.07.25 00:16:00 -
[15] hell boy you'ant the law, y'all in ma county now ya dang dogs,sheriff hobbes will whoop your ass if yah come in'ta town shooting. These dang amarr'liens been making dem crop sirkules and keed'naping all ma dang cousins y'all seen some'em? need em ta join me poss'e |
just Leonard Minmatar Sebiestor tribe |
Posted - 2003.07.25 00:16:00 -
[16] hell boy you'ant the law, y'all in ma county now ya dang dogs,sheriff hobbes will whoop your ass if yah come in'ta town shooting. These dang amarr'liens been making dem crop sirkules and keed'naping all ma dang cousins y'all seen some'em? need em ta join me poss'e |
 Endureth |
Posted - 2003.07.25 09:22:00 -
[17] Cheap-ass whiskey. Ever hear of a drink called Glen-Hadean? lol Overkill, your time is soo short now :) -E |
 Endureth Aliastra |
Posted - 2003.07.25 09:22:00 -
[18] Cheap-ass whiskey. Ever hear of a drink called Glen-Hadean? lol Overkill, your time is soo short now :) -E |
NGRU Storm |
Posted - 2003.07.25 13:00:00 -
[19] Poor Just Leonard, must be a terrible thing to be among the few genetically askewed trailer park trash pilots in the galaxy...  The NGRU will shortly be joining Serenity's war on you and your brother (and son, ewwww....  ).We'll be happy to show you what a Amarr Ni-Kunni rampage is all about, bad whisky and all. Keep the Faith, NGRU Storm Commanding Officer/Founder Clan NGRU Gamers Association -- Worlds for the TakingÖ http://www.clan-ngru.com |
 NGRU Storm Amarr Imperial Shipment |
Posted - 2003.07.25 13:00:00 -
[20] Poor Just Leonard, must be a terrible thing to be among the few genetically askewed trailer park trash pilots in the galaxy... The NGRU will shortly be joining Serenity's war on you and your brother (and son, ewwww.... ).We'll be happy to show you what a Amarr Ni-Kunni rampage is all about, bad whisky and all. Keep the Faith, NGRU Storm Commanding Officer/Founder Clan NGRU Gamers Association -- Worlds for the TakingÖ http://www.clan-ngru.com |
 just Leonard |
Posted - 2003.07.25 14:25:00 -
[21] y'all dang amarr'liens sure are ugly darn critters, abducting al ar towns folk dang you me an bubba gunna get bessie back an get all are cousins go have areselfs a poss'e go hunt you vermits down in ya flying sawcers. Dang gotta get me one a dose trucks y'all talking about pheew wee sounds like me and ma kin folk hav a real gooood hoe down in that there truck yes sir!, if i get enuf rock' fer me pa i might go down Rusty's certifyed truck emporium getme one of dem there automobiles. |
just Leonard Minmatar Sebiestor tribe |
Posted - 2003.07.25 14:25:00 -
[22] y'all dang amarr'liens sure are ugly darn critters, abducting al ar towns folk dang you me an bubba gunna get bessie back an get all are cousins go have areselfs a poss'e go hunt you vermits down in ya flying sawcers. Dang gotta get me one a dose trucks y'all talking about pheew wee sounds like me and ma kin folk hav a real gooood hoe down in that there truck yes sir!, if i get enuf rock' fer me pa i might go down Rusty's certifyed truck emporium getme one of dem there automobiles. |
 Daisy Mae |
Posted - 2003.07.25 21:21:00 -
[23] Edited by: Daisy Mae on 25/07/2003 21:33:02 Now, Storm - don't be talkin' too much shii'ite and wipe some of that cow crud of yer face - before I'sa smacks it off'ya, ma'self... |
 Daisy Mae Minmatar Doomheim |
Posted - 2003.07.25 21:21:00 -
[24] Edited by: Daisy Mae on 25/07/2003 21:33:02 Now, Storm - don't be talkin' too much shii'ite and wipe some of that cow crud of yer face - before I'sa smacks it off'ya, ma'self... |
NGRU Storm |
Posted - 2003.07.28 10:59:00 -
[25] Edited by: NGRU Storm on 28/07/2003 11:03:03 Edited by: NGRU Storm on 28/07/2003 11:01:46 You know Daisy Mae, the "cow crud" that appears to be on my face is actually splattered on those coke bottle bottom spectacles your helter skelter family genetics blessed you with. I guess your brother didn't teach you not to look up a cow's arse when it has gas, eh? As far as the "shii'ite" you seem to think that I'm talking (and if you're going to role play you simpering idiot it's written "shee'it"), it's going to be your fetid biomass floating in space m'dear, not mine.  Oh! In reference to the Amarr being ugly -- perhaps you're right. But not HALF as motherfugly as you runaway slave Minmatar Hillbillies. Have a nice day...while you still can.
Keep the Faith, NGRU Storm Commanding Officer/Founder Clan NGRU Gamers Association -- Worlds for the TakingÖ http://www.clan-ngru.com |
NGRU Storm Amarr Imperial Shipment |
Posted - 2003.07.28 10:59:00 -
[26] Edited by: NGRU Storm on 28/07/2003 11:03:03 Edited by: NGRU Storm on 28/07/2003 11:01:46 You know Daisy Mae, the "cow crud" that appears to be on my face is actually splattered on those coke bottle bottom spectacles your helter skelter family genetics blessed you with. I guess your brother didn't teach you not to look up a cow's arse when it has gas, eh? As far as the "shii'ite" you seem to think that I'm talking (and if you're going to role play you simpering idiot it's written "shee'it"), it's going to be your fetid biomass floating in space m'dear, not mine. Oh! In reference to the Amarr being ugly -- perhaps you're right. But not HALF as motherfugly as you runaway slave Minmatar Hillbillies. Have a nice day...while you still can.
Keep the Faith, NGRU Storm Commanding Officer/Founder Clan NGRU Gamers Association -- Worlds for the TakingÖ http://www.clan-ngru.com |
 Daisy Mae |
Posted - 2003.07.28 11:47:00 -
[27] Dang nabit, Leo - looks as though we have almost 7 wars on our hands! It's goin to be one helava hoedown! Don't you worry, Leo, cuz I just hotwired me sum of them bloodclaw missiles on my wreathe, so we'll be just fine... |
Daisy Mae Minmatar Doomheim |
Posted - 2003.07.28 11:47:00 -
[28] Dang nabit, Leo - looks as though we have almost 7 wars on our hands! It's goin to be one helava hoedown! Don't you worry, Leo, cuz I just hotwired me sum of them bloodclaw missiles on my wreathe, so we'll be just fine... |
 XARiUS |
Posted - 2003.07.28 16:51:00 -
[29] One of our members met Redneck Rampage's CEO last night.. Stealing ORE out of a container! LOL. I like the roleplay idea, especially since I'm from the south. XARiUS CEO O.R.E. Syndicate |
 XARiUS Minmatar Event NOVA |
Posted - 2003.07.28 16:51:00 -
[30] One of our members met Redneck Rampage's CEO last night.. Stealing ORE out of a container! LOL. I like the roleplay idea, especially since I'm from the south. |
 Daisy Mae |
Posted - 2003.07.28 17:15:00 -
[31] LEO the CEO was just doin' his duty. His pa said that he ain't get no grits 'less he bring home dem rocks! |
Daisy Mae Minmatar Doomheim |
Posted - 2003.07.28 17:15:00 -
[32] LEO the CEO was just doin' his duty. His pa said that he ain't get no grits 'less he bring home dem rocks! |
 NGRU Rix |
Posted - 2003.07.28 19:13:00 -
[33] Edited by: NGRU Rix on 28/07/2003 19:13:57 Y'all ain't gonna be none to happy when we is a-knocking over them stills o'yours. What's pappy gonna do to his little brother/son then, eh? I think I can hear space banjos a'playin fer ya! "Get me some o dem dere pretty rocks, boy!", said pappy, his one good tooth twisting back and forth in the wind. "But Pappy! There's people out there who is a aiming to shoot ma she-ip and make me all blowed up like", say the son/brother in a meek voice, gris spilling from his toothless lower jaw. "BOY! Do what I sez or your sister/momma won't be comin ta visit ya in the shed no mo!" See you in space, cowboy! |
 NGRU Rix Dark Design |
Posted - 2003.07.28 19:13:00 -
[34] Edited by: NGRU Rix on 28/07/2003 19:13:57 Y'all ain't gonna be none to happy when we is a-knocking over them stills o'yours. What's pappy gonna do to his little brother/son then, eh? I think I can hear space banjos a'playin fer ya! "Get me some o dem dere pretty rocks, boy!", said pappy, his one good tooth twisting back and forth in the wind. "But Pappy! There's people out there who is a aiming to shoot ma she-ip and make me all blowed up like", say the son/brother in a meek voice, gris spilling from his toothless lower jaw. "BOY! Do what I sez or your sister/momma won't be comin ta visit ya in the shed no mo!" See you in space, cowboy! |
Mobious |
Posted - 2003.07.28 19:22:00 -
[35] Daisy, I love how you insult NGRU Storm, he hits you with a very nicely put comeback, that probably made you **** your pants and shrivel up down into the bottom of your seat like coward you are (stealing ore because you don’t have the means necessary, let alone the patients it takes, and deciding that you are beter than everyone else and have the all great in mighty privilege to not work for things you need, but to deprive them from others, who do know how to work for things themselves.... = Coward)…. And then you don’t reply to him at all, and just ignore it... I laugh in sympathy for you Daisy, and the rest of your corp. for that mater. I only wish that the NGRU had a hanger that was publicly viewable by everyone. That way people from all around the region and deep into space, could come and see all of your frozen dead corps hanging up on our hanger walls. Because soon enough... that is just where they will be. ----------------- |
 Mobious Amarr Imperial Shipment |
Posted - 2003.07.28 19:22:00 -
[36] Daisy, I love how you insult NGRU Storm, he hits you with a very nicely put comeback, that probably made you **** your pants and shrivel up down into the bottom of your seat like coward you are (stealing ore because you don’t have the means necessary, let alone the patients it takes, and deciding that you are beter than everyone else and have the all great in mighty privilege to not work for things you need, but to deprive them from others, who do know how to work for things themselves.... = Coward)…. And then you don’t reply to him at all, and just ignore it... I laugh in sympathy for you Daisy, and the rest of your corp. for that mater. I only wish that the NGRU had a hanger that was publicly viewable by everyone. That way people from all around the region and deep into space, could come and see all of your frozen dead corps hanging up on our hanger walls. Because soon enough... that is just where they will be. ----------------- |
Daisy Mae |
Posted - 2003.07.28 20:02:00 -
[37] Mobious - you ain't too bright, aren'cha? Storm isn't a he - that he is a she! And quite frankly, she hit me back so hard, I feel I respects her a little now. Almost so much that I'm gonna feel bad shootin' one of ma bloodclaw torpedos at her! Sure hope she has some insurance... My wreathe is insured up to 1253 ISK! It keeps expirin', tho, so my cousin' said to 'fug it. About them 'tainers... Well, Leo works really hard at all that 'tainer nippin - probably just as hard as ya'll a-minin' it for him - so everybody's equal, accordin' to my formula. |
Daisy Mae Minmatar Doomheim |
Posted - 2003.07.28 20:02:00 -
[38] Mobious - you ain't too bright, aren'cha? Storm isn't a he - that he is a she! And quite frankly, she hit me back so hard, I feel I respects her a little now. Almost so much that I'm gonna feel bad shootin' one of ma bloodclaw torpedos at her! Sure hope she has some insurance... My wreathe is insured up to 1253 ISK! It keeps expirin', tho, so my cousin' said to 'fug it. About them 'tainers... Well, Leo works really hard at all that 'tainer nippin - probably just as hard as ya'll a-minin' it for him - so everybody's equal, accordin' to my formula. |
Daisy Mae |
Posted - 2003.07.28 20:03:00 -
[39] oh, and Rix - I thinks I likes you! |
Daisy Mae Minmatar Doomheim |
Posted - 2003.07.28 20:03:00 -
[40] oh, and Rix - I thinks I likes you! |
NGRU Rix |
Posted - 2003.07.28 20:25:00 -
[41] yippie for me  I think I passed by an office of yours the other day. It had to be yours since there were 2 Probes on cinderblocks in the hanger. The sign on the door read "U duh uva doe", but the only other "doe" was the Slaver one and that had Mimitar poodoo on it... so I moved on. Targer that explosion and fire! |
NGRU Rix Dark Design |
Posted - 2003.07.28 20:25:00 -
[42] yippie for me I think I passed by an office of yours the other day. It had to be yours since there were 2 Probes on cinderblocks in the hanger. The sign on the door read "U duh uva doe", but the only other "doe" was the Slaver one and that had Mimitar poodoo on it... so I moved on. Targer that explosion and fire! |
 Teister |
Posted - 2003.07.28 23:45:00 -
[43] Let it be know that the Independent Miners Guild does not take ore theiving lightly. In response to repeated thefts and after several warnings which were ignored, IMG has declared war on Redneck Rampage. So, Leonard and Bubba and all, hone up on you ore theiving skills, caus you all gonna need to be gettin new ships a lot when yours get blown to smithereeens... Concard ain't gonna shield ya anymore. Teister CEO Independent Miners Guild President, CFS Alliance www.cfs-eve.org |
 Teister Minmatar Aonyma |
Posted - 2003.07.28 23:45:00 -
[44] Let it be know that the Independent Miners Guild does not take ore theiving lightly. In response to repeated thefts and after several warnings which were ignored, IMG has declared war on Redneck Rampage. So, Leonard and Bubba and all, hone up on you ore theiving skills, caus you all gonna need to be gettin new ships a lot when yours get blown to smithereeens... Concard ain't gonna shield ya anymore. Teister CEO Independent Miners Guild President, CFS Alliance www.cfs-eve.org |
Mobious |
Posted - 2003.07.29 05:12:00 -
[45] Daisy, Just because that little pic you see in the signature is female doesn’t mean that the actual person playing is. For example, My picture is a male Amarr. But thats just a cover up. In true life, I'm a hillbilly hick Minmatar chick with 18 little children with no teeth and mullets, that run around my ship bear feet while I go around trying to steal ore from the surrounding miners, and try to use my *female skills* and seduce them, but it doesnt work, bekus Iz dont no how da talk'n norml english and I dont got none'dem teeth so even if I did talk'n norml english, theyza wouldn no what’n the hellz I was sayin. Hey wow, heh, I just realized somethin  I’ma kinda like you ----------------- |
Mobious Amarr Imperial Shipment |
Posted - 2003.07.29 05:12:00 -
[46] Daisy, Just because that little pic you see in the signature is female doesn’t mean that the actual person playing is. For example, My picture is a male Amarr. But thats just a cover up. In true life, I'm a hillbilly hick Minmatar chick with 18 little children with no teeth and mullets, that run around my ship bear feet while I go around trying to steal ore from the surrounding miners, and try to use my *female skills* and seduce them, but it doesnt work, bekus Iz dont no how da talk'n norml english and I dont got none'dem teeth so even if I did talk'n norml english, theyza wouldn no what’n the hellz I was sayin. Hey wow, heh, I just realized somethin I’ma kinda like you ----------------- |
 Sybell Amarr Quantum Tunneling Enterprises |
Posted - 2007.04.08 02:28:00 -
[47] I like the sound of this corp |
 Joshua Foiritain Gallente Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate |
Posted - 2007.04.08 02:28:00 -
[48] Die Sybell. [Coreli Corporation Mainfrane] |
Sybell Amarr Quantum Tunneling Enterprises |
Posted - 2007.04.08 02:31:00 -
[49] so mean for a bob pet |
 HankMurphy Minmatar Pelennor Swarm R i s e |
Posted - 2007.04.08 02:32:00 -
[50] GHEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!! |
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