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Najenna
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.03.20 18:13:00 -
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I HAVE TERRBLE NEWS!! THE END OF THE WORLD IS HERE!!!! CHUCK NORRIS SHAVED HIS BEARD!! http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/requiem-chuck-norris-beard-234554988.html |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.03.20 18:18:00 -
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Holy crap....he has a chin!
I was under the assumption that beneath the beard he had no chin..only another fist.
My world perception has been blown.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
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Posted - 2013.03.20 18:19:00 -
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He didn't shave. He pounded his beard in with a hammer, and bit it off on the inside.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
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Posted - 2013.03.20 18:25:00 -
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We didn't listen! |
Najenna
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.03.20 18:33:00 -
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omg my gut is hurtting from laughing so hard thats is so perfact.!! |
Angelique Duchemin
Serenity Prime
Kraken.
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Posted - 2013.03.20 18:43:00 -
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He has a chin like James Garner... This is terrible.
We miss you Saede. |
Najenna
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.03.20 19:09:00 -
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What I want to know is what he used to shave it. I mean he didn't use a single bladed Bic. What metal on this planet could be sharp enough to cut his beard. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
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Posted - 2013.03.20 19:42:00 -
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Najenna wrote:What I want to know is what he used to shave it. I mean he didn't use a single bladed Bic. What metal on this planet could be sharp enough to cut his beard.
Todja - He drove 'em in with a hammer, and bit teh whisters off on the inside.
'Cause only his own teeth would be strong and sharp enough.
It is, however, possible he didn't actually shave. He might have accidentally washed his face with a plasma cutter.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
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Posted - 2013.03.20 19:43:00 -
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My coworker has a theory that the beard had finally achieved a higher plane of existence and that it could no longer sustain its mortal form. |
Najenna
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.03.20 19:52:00 -
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Ladies and Gentlemen the Beard has left the face. |
Alara IonStorm
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Posted - 2013.03.20 20:23:00 -
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This is the worst Hollywood break up since... I don't or ever have actually cared about any others.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.03.20 21:03:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:This is the worst Hollywood break up since... I don't or ever have actually cared about any others.
It was a much better love story than Twilight.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
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Posted - 2013.03.20 21:04:00 -
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That's nothing.
He shaved his chest about 20 years ago.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.-á-á-á-á-á - Oscar Wilde |
baltec1
Bat Country
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Posted - 2013.03.20 22:06:00 -
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This means that the beard is on the prowl somewhere. |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
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Posted - 2013.03.21 02:11:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:This means that the beard is on the prowl somewhere.
It's searching for the chest rug.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.-á-á-á-á-á - Oscar Wilde |
stoicfaux
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Posted - 2013.03.21 02:51:00 -
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Wow. Didn't see that one. Chuck is gay.
note to self: beards block gaydar.
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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
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Posted - 2013.03.21 09:29:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:
note to self: beards block gaydar.
I beg to differ. 
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.-á-á-á-á-á - Oscar Wilde |
mr ed thehouseofed
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.03.21 11:47:00 -
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Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:stoicfaux wrote:
note to self: beards block gaydar.
I beg to differ.
real gamers only need one toon-á |
mr ed thehouseofed
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
44
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Posted - 2013.03.21 11:49:00 -
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real gamers only need one toon-á |
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