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Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.10.15 17:10:00 -
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I was checking out an incursion near Amarr when I spied with my little eye-an unpiloted Orca that they were using to change their fittings. These guys weren't stupid-they had a very ingenious plan in place to protect their assets-they had a Loki, Bestower and Hurricane locking the Orca up-preventing boarding. What at first seemed to be an easy theft turned out to be locked up tighter than Fort Knox.
My hope faded as I realized that there would be no way possible to break their tight security. They had set up properly and their limitless genius had rendered my plans useless. As I headed back to 0.0 head bowed in shame, I lamented the fact that I had been outsmarted.
I owed some serious ISK to a Funtanari bar owner in Gallente space. If I didn't pay soon, I would really be in a jam... WAIT A MINUTE A JAM.... YES THATS IT!!!
I turned my butt around and headed back to the incursion site-this time in a rigged Blackbird-set for Maximum Trollage. 3 racial jams and ECM Burst II-all pre overloaded easily bypassed their 'security' and the Orca was ours before Concord even popped my BB.
With a quick "THANX FUR ZE FREE ORCA" in local, I was off to Amarr to turn some profit. I began opening the hangars as I motored off. Not much in the first two Corp hangar tabs, I was pleased to see in the Director tab, about 1.4 Billion ISK in faction loot. HEH HEH HEH Just then-I get a convo. Seems someone is a bit irked that I stole their Orca :D
"How much for the Orca back?" I played dumb (well some might argue that I wasn't 'playing') 'How much is it worth'? We went back and forth before I just told him my price, 1.7 Bn for everything. He readily agreed. I went over the faction mods cherry picking 600 M worth in single stacks. I made the contract-and was delighted to see it was accepted quickly.
I talked to the victim for a little bit longer-enough time to tell the guy that I had taken him again. No good tears to share and the victim was pretty cool guy. I asked for his votes for CSM7 and apologized for my nature. He had the balls to ask "What would it take for my pledge to leave them alone?" I let him know that there was no possible deal that would make that happen.
He went on about Brick getting blacklisted from their "Premiere Incursion Fleet Channel" and how it would have prevented the theft. I giggled like a school-girl as these incursion guys always suspect a spy and think that their channel is a tool we use when ganking them. The guy then invites me to the channel-I accept-only to see my every move reported: "Darius is in Amarr!" and "Darius in Madirmilre!" With my Ego fed, my wallet full, I retired to my CQ and made good use of the slaves I bought at that Funtanari bar.... D3
If Women aren't supposed to do the cooking, why are their bodies full of milk and eggs? |
Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery
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Posted - 2011.10.15 17:24:00 -
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+1 rep sir
Would read again
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"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |
hobgoblin l
The Proactive Reappropriation Corporation
0
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Posted - 2011.10.15 17:32:00 -
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Nice play... +1 |
Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow
The Revenant Order
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Posted - 2011.10.15 18:12:00 -
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Clever, and quite well played. +1
"War is not measured in terms of who wins or loses, who is right or wrong.-á It is measured in terms of who survives." |
Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
115
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Posted - 2011.10.15 18:19:00 -
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So im waiting for GTO 2 |
Cerisia
Lone Star enterprises
92
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Posted - 2011.10.15 18:42:00 -
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Nicely played sir +1 rep to you.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. |
Reppyk
The Black Shell
0
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Posted - 2011.10.15 21:23:00 -
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Free all orcas.
+1. |
Koronakesh
Seekers of a Silent Paradise
14
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Posted - 2011.10.15 22:04:00 -
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My last Orca confiscation wasn't nearly as interesting :(
Amir al-Mu'minin of the Seekers of a Silent Paradise and Sr. Banker of EVE Online Hold'Em |
Gavin DeVries
JDI Industries
8
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Posted - 2011.10.15 22:06:00 -
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NICE!
+1 |
SMT008
Les chevaliers de l'ordre
Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2011.10.15 22:19:00 -
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+1, and ~madprops~ to you.
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Herping yourDerp
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.15 23:39:00 -
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ur such a scrub and a loser.. i mean who has CQ turned on anyways. |
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
190
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Posted - 2011.10.16 00:43:00 -
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Herping yourDerp wrote:ur such a scrub and a loser.. i mean who has CQ turned on anyways.
:Notsureifserious:
You wanna come over and be my cabin boy?
If Women aren't supposed to do the cooking, why are their bodies full of milk and eggs? |
Killstealing
Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
16
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Posted - 2011.10.16 02:53:00 -
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Darius III wrote:Herping yourDerp wrote:ur such a scrub and a loser.. i mean who has CQ turned on anyways. :Notsureifserious: You wanna come over and be my cabin boy?
:3c i would |
Herping yourDerp
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
165
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Posted - 2011.10.16 06:20:00 -
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Darius III wrote:Herping yourDerp wrote:ur such a scrub and a loser.. i mean who has CQ turned on anyways. :Notsureifserious: You wanna come over and be my cabin boy?
are there hookers?
and it was a stealth hate on CQ i think. |
Niamo Higate
The Concordiat
Concordiat Alliance
4
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Posted - 2011.10.16 07:03:00 -
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I approve... +1 |
Alice Saki
Ducklings
8
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Posted - 2011.10.16 21:18:00 -
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Ah Glad to see so many are living the Dream :D
My Null Roams.... Badger MKII :D They all-áHate my Stabby Badger... xD |
Efraya
19
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Posted - 2011.10.16 22:36:00 -
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+1, would rep again.
WSpace; Best space. |
ideaalne olukord En'Thielles
Error-404
0
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Posted - 2011.10.16 23:12:00 -
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Well done good sir. +1 |
Soldarius
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
17
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Posted - 2011.10.17 04:56:00 -
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You sir, are a scholar (figured out how to liberate the Orca), and a gentleman (for making a deal to sell the ship back once the filthy hangers had been properly cleaned out).
"How do you kill that which has no life?" |
Evolution1979
The Corporation Incorporated
The Revolution.
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Posted - 2011.10.17 12:26:00 -
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i think he is just making things up as he goes.
Why does nobody ever encounter something like this except darius? 
But maybe this is just the envy talking  |
jizzlez
Nasgul Collective
Cascade Imminent
0
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Posted - 2011.10.17 13:49:00 -
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Darus Or however Riv would spell it.Changes from sentence to sentence.You are my hero.I will gladly be your cabin boi if only i may wear your undies after huge fleet fights.Reply here or EvE mail me,I eagerly await the possibility of smelling your cantaloupe sweat. |
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
215
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Posted - 2011.10.17 16:33:00 -
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Evolution1979 wrote:i think he is just making things up as he goes. Why does nobody ever encounter something like this except darius? But maybe this is just the envy talking
I always get butthurt when people accuse me of lying. I say "If I were to make this up, why wouldn't I make it a 'TRULY GRAND HEIST'?
At any rate, the way to phrase your sentiment for the purposes of Crime and Punishment posts would be:
"I like the part where he showed the proof"
About the proof:
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll100/joemoris/Orca.jpg note that you will have to click to enlarge.
Thank you for your post, I hope you find the above helpful. Now can I have your vote for CSM7? D3
If Women aren't supposed to do the cooking, why are their bodies full of milk and eggs? |
Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.10.17 17:14:00 -
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That's just photoshopped. |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
100
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Posted - 2011.10.18 14:52:00 -
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I love a good pirate story.
This is my signature.-á There are many others like it, but this one is mine. |
vixxxy
Double Deuce Investments
0
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Posted - 2011.10.18 20:16:00 -
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Khanh'rhh wrote:+1 rep sir
Would read again
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NeoShocker
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
13
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Posted - 2011.10.21 18:23:00 -
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<3 your exploits on victims darius. Just remember to give me a call for help :-) Will always be there for you! |
Raeloth Draenor
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.21 19:03:00 -
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This thread delivers  |
Spacing Cowboy
Perkone
Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2011.10.21 19:30:00 -
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Well done, better loot then my humble orca hyst's,
Liberating orca's out of bad hands is a good couse.
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egola
NSFW federation
8
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Posted - 2011.10.22 05:55:00 -
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Herping yourDerp wrote:Darius III wrote:Herping yourDerp wrote:ur such a scrub and a loser.. i mean who has CQ turned on anyways. :Notsureifserious: You wanna come over and be my cabin boy? are there hookers? and it was a stealth hate on CQ i think.
ITS A TARP!
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Revii Lagoon
The Foreign Legion
Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
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Posted - 2011.10.23 11:37:00 -
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Dat futa bar man...its expensive |
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