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w0rmy
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Posted - 2005.09.01 08:33:00 -
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So many threads for those people who think theyre the best and better than everyone else...
So heres one for the rest of us.
Who is the worst PVP'r youve come across??
I would like to nominate myself.
2 x Megathron
1 x Geddon
1 x Prophecy
1 x Vigilant
4 x Pod
Lost within a 30minute time period.
Surely that has to put me somewhere near the top?
PS: For the smacktards and trolls, I wouldnt have launched if I gave a crap about loosing them.
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The'Lord
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Posted - 2005.09.01 08:37:00 -
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Translation of the tread: "Omg, Look at me, I sux so much that it makes me 1337!!!"..
attention *****...
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w0rmy
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Posted - 2005.09.01 08:38:00 -
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 Originally by: The'Lord
Translation of the tread: "Omg, Look at me, I sux so much that it makes me 1337!!!"..
attention *****...
No no, thats a "OMG I can post the truth, with my main"
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Kenar
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Posted - 2005.09.01 08:40:00 -
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Actually I nominate myself as the worst PvPer. I am so bad with PvP I dont even know where to go or what to do  Oh well I guess I will figure this game out eventually.
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wild Ari
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Posted - 2005.09.01 08:50:00 -
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i dont think, it has something to do with skills.
sounds just like 'one of these days'.
at least you had the balls to go out and fight again.
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Something Random
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Posted - 2005.09.01 09:51:00 -
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me me me...
4 empire wars as cannon fodder and i only made my first 'he didnt do anything to me but i killed him anyway' kill last night :) and that was a shuttle.... 
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voodoo
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Posted - 2005.09.01 10:35:00 -
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props for fighting... I guess?
wouldnt want to be a miner in your corp thou thats for sure.
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Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2005.09.01 10:43:00 -
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Let's not even go there. I've lost frigates, interceptors, assault frigates, cruisers, battleships, one covert ops and a dozen shuttles. Only been podded two or three times (I've had to implode my own pod a helluva lot though, to avoid people getting my corpse, and to clonejump). I know that HellGremlin has one corpse (he refuses to sell/give it to me), but not sure about the other. Maybe some monkeys in Black Nova Corp, provided it didn't get smartbombed.
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2005.09.01 10:46:00 -
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Originally by: Something Random
me me me...
4 empire wars as cannon fodder and i only made my first 'he didnt do anything to me but i killed him anyway' kill last night :) and that was a shuttle....
I'm more unlucky in my encounters than that.
in the 5 combats I had with MC in the latest war, 3 times I was with npc setups (lvl4 missions ftw ), the rest was me attempting to kill farjung, and the other I stumbled in the MC armada in pure blind.
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Severe McCald
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Posted - 2005.09.01 10:51:00 -
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I think you'll find that the worst PvP'er in game will have lost no ships and will have been podded zero times. I'm slightly better than that; but not much. 
I did lose both a Raven and Scorpion to the same NPC's within 20 mins once. Made the mistake of thinking the Scorp could tank long enough to get my stuff out  .
I nominate Dr Caymus.
Sev
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2005.09.01 13:07:00 -
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Where's the search facility when you need it 
High on the list has to be the Curse Alliance guy who had a cartoon written about him ... came across an Evolution pilot in a crappy frig - or shuttle? (my memory sux) and blew him out of the water without blinking.
When he did blink, he realised he'd gone back into 0.8 Empire. Bye-bye battleship.
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Sanaen Eydanwadh
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Posted - 2005.09.01 13:22:00 -
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I think I may be worth a place in the top-list. Well maybe not through the number of losses, but in the "aesthetic" of my losses.
One random example? well the last time I've been podkilled. (was it the last? aaah cloning-technologies are really perfectible, I can't always be sure of what I remember ) Anyway, was scouting in a cheap frig for some mates who needed to go through a well-known system between Heimatar and Domain, a place usually camped by bunches of sniping pirates.
I jump in the system while discussing with someone else about another, more interesting topic. I suddenly notice I'm in that system already and was supposed to gather intel, but hell, hold on a second, I'm chatting. Then I notice five or six yellow brackets blinking in the overview, a part of my brain tries to inform me I uncloaked and should be warping already for ages, but the active part of this organ is still typing the end of a sentence about this (probably fascinating) other discussion, and at the same time I notice the gang chan blinking. Well guess I thought something like "come on why is everyone so "speed" today? hold a second, I'm busy".
*pop*
Well I loved this Vigil  You'd think I would be warping away at this time? naaah preferred answer to the "well? SanaŁn?" in gang chan with a "eeerr Houston?" (or some crap like this). Next second, trying to get my ass out of a cloning cuve, I get a great idea (due to the disorientation probably), and warn my mates that the gate is indeed camped. ships? names? distances? "oh eh didn't check... well I'm not exactly in a place where I can inform you anymore right now" 
I was probably the only person from the gang to think it was funny...
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NoNameNewbie
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Posted - 2005.09.01 13:27:00 -
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*gg*
i like to nominate myself too coz,
pvp sucks at the moment that much that i rather spend my time mining :/
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Trevedian
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Posted - 2005.09.01 13:34:00 -
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I nominate Daniel Jackson... You should see him in combat if you think his posts are dumb.
Sex0r > you're bounty turns me on.. you seem like the kind of amarrian to dominate me
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Reiisha
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Posted - 2005.09.01 13:37:00 -
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Me.
for taking on a taranis in a vigil and thinking i might live.
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Ryy Kishin
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Posted - 2005.09.01 13:57:00 -
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I nominate myself for trying to lock an AF in a shuttle and being podded Oh I was to drunk to notice that i took the wrong ship.
Live Hard Die Young Leave A Good Looking Corpse
There are no bugs in Eve only features.
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Liu Kaskakka
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Posted - 2005.09.01 14:02:00 -
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Originally by: Trevedian
I nominate Daniel Jackson... You should see him in combat if you think his posts are dumb.
Lies, DJ is 1337, ask Wuubaa.
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slothe
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Posted - 2005.09.01 14:10:00 -
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pvp is a learning process.
there are people in my corp who think they are not good at pvp because they lose ships.
but imho to bee good at pvp it helps to lose ships because you do (or should) learn from your mistakes. the more ships you lose the better you should become until eventually you find you lose less and less ships and kill more.
one of the most important facets of pvp is knowing when to fight. theres no shame in not engaging a ship you will lose to.
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2005.09.01 14:14:00 -
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Edited by: Dark Shikari on 01/09/2005 14:14:59
Daniel Jackson is bad, but he beat Wuubaa, so I'd nominate Wuubaa 
EDIT: Or perhaps I can nominate the three battlecruisers I killed when I was 4 months into the game with a single Raven without getting scratched. They were equipped for combat, yet had mining drones on.
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Katyan Silverspear
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Posted - 2005.09.01 14:35:00 -
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Originally by: Baldour Ngarr
Where's the search facility when you need it
High on the list has to be the Curse Alliance guy who had a cartoon written about him ... came across an Evolution pilot in a crappy frig - or shuttle? (my memory sux) and blew him out of the water without blinking.
When he did blink, he realised he'd gone back into 0.8 Empire. Bye-bye battleship.
it was a RUS guy if i remember right...
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Kraven Kor
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Posted - 2005.09.01 18:28:00 -
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I'd nominate myself for at least the "Top 100" list, maybe not the worst.
Few weeks back we had been trying to catch a guy doing missions who had insta docks and all sorts of stuff. So I figured if I got him to shoot me he'd be unable to dock and I could take him out or hold him in place till buddies arrived.
So, I hit him with webber / scrambler when he undocked. I new he had a ranged setup, so I orbit at 10km or so. Sure enough, he opens fire, and I activate the MWD and swoop in to 1km orbit. All was fine until I realized I'd forgotten to turn the MWD off, and that was a HARPY not a MERLIN. My Kestrel died before my buddies could even start their warp and the guy got away, with a kill mail to boot.
I was kind enough to have the shoe removed from my arse, cleaned up, and sent back to the owner :D
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2005.09.01 18:32:00 -
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Originally by: Katyan Silverspear
Originally by: Baldour Ngarr
Where's the search facility when you need it
High on the list has to be the Curse Alliance guy who had a cartoon written about him ... came across an Evolution pilot in a crappy frig - or shuttle? (my memory sux) and blew him out of the water without blinking.
When he did blink, he realised he'd gone back into 0.8 Empire. Bye-bye battleship.
it was a RUS guy if i remember right...
HAH! Found it!
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Proud member of the [23].
Selling Capital Cargo Bays and Kernite Mining Crystal IIs, cheaper than anyone else. |
Leonure
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Posted - 2005.09.01 18:56:00 -
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it was a RUS guy if i remember right...
HAH! Found it!
I like the cartoon. nice find!
If someone tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back. -Malcom Reynolds (Firefly) |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2005.09.01 22:15:00 -
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Worst?
Anyone from Burn Eden, imo. Fighting BE is not PvP - it's PvWCS.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
AnNiHiLuS
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Posted - 2005.09.01 22:24:00 -
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says josh who turned carebear and wants to limit dreads to CLS.
when have u seen weapons mounted on yer ship last time ( not the thingys that do the funny sound and give u lotsa funny rocks into the cargo).
my main istnt in burn but this whole *BE r t3h sux* thing gets booring imo.
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2005.09.01 22:33:00 -
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Originally by: AnNiHiLuS
says josh who turned carebear and wants to limit dreads to CLS.
when have u seen weapons mounted on yer ship last time ( not the thingys that do the funny sound and give u lotsa funny rocks into the cargo).
my main istnt in burn but this whole *BE r t3h sux* thing gets booring imo.
Turned carebear? I'm insulted - I don't feel I left the carebear fraternity :( and I only wished to limit Dreads to corps/alliances capable of claiming sovereignty. That idea had little to do with anything CLS had acheived, tbh.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Berneh
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Posted - 2005.09.01 22:53:00 -
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Me , ask anyone in any corp i have been in :)
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w0rmy
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Posted - 2005.09.01 22:56:00 -
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Thank you two!
This thread was feeling empty without someone having a wang measuring comp.
You both loose, mine is bigger, now back in your cages.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2005.09.01 23:34:00 -
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"Lies, DJ is 1337, ask Wuubaa."
Poor Wuubaa, he's never going to hear the end of it ;.;
* goes off to add this bit of EVE lore to history thread >>;
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OffBeaT
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Posted - 2005.09.02 01:58:00 -
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i took a bad beating by mOo one time, took them all on i think or hafe of them anyway. you cant always be a winner here or we just get board too death. there is always round two....
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