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Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
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Posted - 2013.03.27 14:28:00 -
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Notification from Island residents
From: Small Dangermouse
To: Freedom Fist, Raven Daylight, Thanatos Oupavoc, Bloodthirst101, VampireIIa, King Ding-a-ling Andomer, LeMorted'Authur, Tomias Alzark
INBOX
Notification from Island residents
HELM Alliance has consulted with all its corps and alliances and island residents including bona-fide NRDS/NHDS anti pirate alliances.
We have decided that Silver Dragonz are no longer welcome on the island.
Silver Dragonz have 4 days to leave the island. Remove all pilots and alts. Take down all structures and close any stn offices within the region.
Small Dangermouse
Fellow trolls, pirates, unwanted, rejects, flurries, and players! Prepare for the best ass kicking this island has seen since Enn Deekay tried to take over the island as king. HELM is about to be dethroned and you're all welcome to help. please begin massing your ships in Eldulf, Horaka, Orien And for you low sec status folks Ennur and Illamur. These heathens and neredowells shall be purged by the righteous fires of the S.D.W.C. and her allies. We expect war dec soon so be ready to apply as a merc :)
From the ashes we rose. To the ashes we send our foes!
SILVER DRAGONZ! AND S.D.W.C. Coalition!
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
7
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Posted - 2013.03.27 14:33:00 -
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i only have one response to helm's attitude: http://i.imgur.com/3H61Rxy.png |
Ifly Uwalk
Empire Tax Collection Agency
622
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Posted - 2013.03.27 18:50:00 -
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riveting tale old chap |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1615
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Posted - 2013.03.27 19:18:00 -
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I don't understand what it is you want people to do here?
You paying?
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
84
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Posted - 2013.03.27 19:27:00 -
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Mostly this is a heads up, and yes we will be authorizing up to 9 billion is in mercenary contractors 
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
2949
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Posted - 2013.03.27 19:36:00 -
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I have dealt with HELM and their friends on several occasions and found them all to be stand up people.
I can only imagine what kind of ***** you are in game in order to have pissed them off.
Good luck in your endeavor to have someone else fight your petty battle for you, cant imagine why you cant handle the task yourself.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
84
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Posted - 2013.03.27 19:41:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:I have dealt with HELM and their friends on several occasions and found them all to be stand up people.
I can only imagine what kind of ***** you are in game in order to have pissed them off.
Good luck in your endeavor to have someone else fight your petty battle for you, cant imagine why you cant handle the task yourself.
We've been handling it personally for the last month. They primarily evacced the island and it's just degraded to back and forth structure bashing. And we keep giving their spy bad Intel because it's hilarious to have them suddenly show up in empty space and even call us part of Dark spawn. Do I even look remotely Russian?
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1616
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Posted - 2013.03.27 19:51:00 -
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Tauren Tom wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:I have dealt with HELM and their friends on several occasions and found them all to be stand up people.
I can only imagine what kind of ***** you are in game in order to have pissed them off.
Good luck in your endeavor to have someone else fight your petty battle for you, cant imagine why you cant handle the task yourself. Do I even look remotely Russian?
Actually you do....
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
7
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Posted - 2013.03.27 20:03:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Tauren Tom wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:I have dealt with HELM and their friends on several occasions and found them all to be stand up people.
I can only imagine what kind of ***** you are in game in order to have pissed them off.
Good luck in your endeavor to have someone else fight your petty battle for you, cant imagine why you cant handle the task yourself. Do I even look remotely Russian? Actually you do....
the gallente get comments like that all the time
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Forum Clone 77777
State War Academy
Caldari State
73
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Posted - 2013.03.27 20:52:00 -
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How is this crime? How is this punishment? All I see is irrelevant stuff that no one really cares about.
Ti.. Tears or gtfo |
Titus Veridius
Calamitous-Intent
15
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Posted - 2013.03.28 02:15:00 -
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My mustache accepts your contract. |
RubberDuckey
Mentally Assured Destruction
Whores in space
32
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Posted - 2013.03.28 02:40:00 -
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Send the Isk to my Alliance with the note War X and replace X with whatever you want. We don't require anything but the wardec fee. Also, HELM, if you want to pay for us to dec them send the iskies as well. |
Titus Veridius
Calamitous-Intent
15
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Posted - 2013.03.28 03:27:00 -
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Were these your miners? ^.^ |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
7
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Posted - 2013.03.28 15:34:00 -
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Titus Veridius wrote:Were these your miners? ^.^
i can not confirm or deny this. |
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
84
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Posted - 2013.03.28 15:38:00 -
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We seriously didn't ping every last reserve on jabber to flood the island and mine/manufacture everything needed for the war effort.
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
Archibald Thistlewaite III
85
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Posted - 2013.03.28 16:09:00 -
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What is 'the island'? |
Kimo Khan
78
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Posted - 2013.03.28 16:18:00 -
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Archibald Thistlewaite III wrote:What is 'the island'?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399201/
A man goes on the run after he discovers that he is actually a "harvestable being", and is being kept as a source of replacement parts, along with others, in a Utopian facility.
Apparently Helm no longer wants to harvest these people's clones. |
Archibald Thistlewaite III
85
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Posted - 2013.03.28 16:25:00 -
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Kimo Khan wrote:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399201/A man goes on the run after he discovers that he is actually a "harvestable being", and is being kept as a source of replacement parts, along with others, in a Utopian facility. Apparently Helm no longer wants to harvest these people's clones.
That makes much more sense then The Island I managed to find. |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
7
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Posted - 2013.03.28 16:34:00 -
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Kimo Khan wrote:Archibald Thistlewaite III wrote:What is 'the island'? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399201/A man goes on the run after he discovers that he is actually a "harvestable being", and is being kept as a source of replacement parts, along with others, in a Utopian facility. Apparently Helm no longer wants to harvest these people's clones.
well, we are pretty defective. not sure how it effects them but it's amusing to say the least |
Kimo Khan
78
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Posted - 2013.03.28 17:42:00 -
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Archibald Thistlewaite III wrote:What is 'the island'?
And now the serious answer to your question:
The island is about ~5 high sec systems surrounded by lowsec. The main systems being Eldulf, Orein, Horoka. There are 2 others but they do not have stations if I remember correctly. Anyway there are lvl 3-4 agents for Minmatar faction on the island as well as pretty good mining with access to lowsec nearby it makes for good roaming and lowsec operations with safe haven in high sec. Generally speaking it keeps much of the riffraff out since many high sec war decers won't cross the lowsec gap. This does not mean corps on the island do not get wardecced.
There are 2 other ones like it in Galentee space once near Amarr territory and another in Placid. There are others which are smaller. |
Silver Chair
Calamitous-Intent
19
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Posted - 2013.03.28 18:21:00 -
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Congratulations
Tom, as a member of the Molden Heath Freedom Fighter Coalition, I would like to say congratulations. You Won!
On March 3, 2007 the Molden Heath Freedom Fighter Coalition established an elite school for the bottom ten percent of its pilots. Its purpose was to teach the lost art or space combat and to insure that the handful of men who graduated were not the worst fighter pilots in the universe.
They succeeded.
Today, the Coalition calls it Fighter Weapons School.
The pilots call it:
Molden Heath's School For Pilots That Can't PvP Good And Want To Do Other Things Good Too
Every year, the administration of Molden Heath's School For Pilots That Can't PvP Good And Want To Do Other Things Good Too holds a competition. The winner of that competition has a scholarship named after them. The name of the scholarship is GÇ£You DonGÇÖt Have to be the Best Pilot in Moden Heath, Just DonGÇÖt be Like ________ Scholarship.GÇ¥ They also go on to compete in the finals of the Worst Pilot in Eve competition, the winner of which is biomassed.
You sir, are that winner! The competition was close but with Dism0 leaving MH and you making this post, you are the clear winner.
So what are the qualifications that earned you this honor you say?
 90%+ of forum posts are tolls GÇô Check
90%+ of local chat is a troll GÇô Check
Local freedom fighters (who you call pirates) think you are a joke GÇô Check
Docks up at the first sign of danger and hides GÇô Check
Calls self a military leader with an almost empty killboard GÇô Check
Leader that lets his pilots fly fits that should self-destruct upon undocking out of respect for pvp - Check
And if my records are correct, it appears this is your 2nd straight year as the winner!
The community as a whole is torn on you being voted off the island. In general we like to clear MH of unworthy pilots such as yourself. But your complete inability to pilot a ship or act like a sane person is what drives us to keep this school running. Without pilots like you, all hope would be lost. You Inspire Us!
Therefore, we will fight in the same system as you (sorry if you are the target). We will dieGǪ well.... you will die with you. So truly from the bottom of our hearts, THANK YOU! |
Altaen
Calamitous-Intent
42
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Posted - 2013.03.28 18:36:00 -
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Congratulations Mr. Tom! It has been a true honor sharing a region with such a distinguished and recognized name such as yours! However, the tribe has spoken.
You need to bring me your torch.
It's time for you to go. |
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
84
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Posted - 2013.03.28 18:47:00 -
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Aww how quaint.
I would say I'm honoured, but my kill board clearly places me above you silentmike/silver chair and my alliance mates seem to enjoy killing your 90mil ISK covert cyno cheetahs that sit uncloaked on station docking rings in low sec.
I'm also proud to announce that we are NOT an NC. pet corp.
Good try though. Come back when you stop failing at battleship fits and blackbird piloting.
Kkthxbai!
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
8
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Posted - 2013.03.28 18:56:00 -
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hey silver idiot you seem to have mistaken tom for the worst pvper. that reward should belong to me. |
Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
1495
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:00:00 -
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Suddenly spaceships are currently taking contracts. :-) |
Altaen
Calamitous-Intent
43
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:00:00 -
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Tauren Tom wrote:
I would say I'm honoured, but my kill board clearly places me above you silentmike/silver chair
Hmmm...
Silver Chair: 2199 kills, 416 losses, 93.8% ISK efficiency
silentmike: 1585 kills, 381 losses, 72.31% ISK efficiency
Tauren Tom: 107 kills, 66 losses, 58.6% ISK efficiency
Silver Dragonz (Alliance): 286 kills, 320 losses, 55.43% efficiency
Order of the Silver Dragons (Corp): 290 kills, 449 losses, 50.27% efficiency
Clearly
That wouldn't even be the case if you meant alphabetically. |
Altaen
Calamitous-Intent
43
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:02:00 -
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Buhhdust Princess wrote:Suddenly spaceships are currently taking contracts. :-)
No.....we already accepted. Or, rather...Titus' mustache already accepted. |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
8
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:02:00 -
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Altaen wrote:Tauren Tom wrote:
I would say I'm honoured, but my kill board clearly places me above you silentmike/silver chair
Hmmm... Silver Chair: 2199 kills, 416 losses, 93.8% ISK efficiency silentmike: 1585 kills, 381 losses, 72.31% ISK efficiency Tauren Tom: 107 kills, 66 losses, 58.6% ISK efficiency Silver Dragonz (Alliance): 286 kills, 320 losses, 55.43% efficiency Order of the Silver Dragons (Corp): 290 kills, 449 losses, 50.27% efficiency
ClearlyThat wouldn't even be the case if you meant alphabetically.
sorry we dont' pvp religiously, i didn't know that was offensive to you :( |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
8
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:06:00 -
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quote is not edit |
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
84
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:06:00 -
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Now look at it since he BOUGHT his toons lol
And I'm sorry I have 9 accounts and you don't know all of my toons ;)
Even Cephas didn't know all of my toons.
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
8
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:07:00 -
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http://i.imgur.com/BD4gwGG.png
look at the average fleet size lately, we don't tend to do that. so we dont' get as much kills. it's fairly easy to kill **** when you have on average 5-10+ actual people in a fleet |
Altaen
Calamitous-Intent
43
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:09:00 -
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browniesftw wrote:Altaen wrote:Tauren Tom wrote:
I would say I'm honoured, but my kill board clearly places me above you silentmike/silver chair
Hmmm... Silver Chair: 2199 kills, 416 losses, 93.8% ISK efficiency silentmike: 1585 kills, 381 losses, 72.31% ISK efficiency Tauren Tom: 107 kills, 66 losses, 58.6% ISK efficiency Silver Dragonz (Alliance): 286 kills, 320 losses, 55.43% efficiency Order of the Silver Dragons (Corp): 290 kills, 449 losses, 50.27% efficiency
ClearlyThat wouldn't even be the case if you meant alphabetically. sorry we dont' pvp religiously, i didn't know that was offensive to you :(
Me either. I PVP sacrilegiously.
And I don't think anyone is offended. By and large, failure tends to be amusing rather than offensive, so long as the failure isn't on your side. Please, carry on! |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
8
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:11:00 -
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Altaen wrote:browniesftw wrote:Altaen wrote:Tauren Tom wrote:
I would say I'm honoured, but my kill board clearly places me above you silentmike/silver chair
Hmmm... Silver Chair: 2199 kills, 416 losses, 93.8% ISK efficiency silentmike: 1585 kills, 381 losses, 72.31% ISK efficiency Tauren Tom: 107 kills, 66 losses, 58.6% ISK efficiency Silver Dragonz (Alliance): 286 kills, 320 losses, 55.43% efficiency Order of the Silver Dragons (Corp): 290 kills, 449 losses, 50.27% efficiency
ClearlyThat wouldn't even be the case if you meant alphabetically. sorry we dont' pvp religiously, i didn't know that was offensive to you :( Me either. I PVP sacrilegiously. And I don't think anyone is offended. By and large, failure tends to be amusing rather than offensive, so long as the failure isn't on your side. Please, carry on!
it is me. i am the failure. |
Silver Chair
Calamitous-Intent
20
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:22:00 -
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browniesftw wrote:hey silver idiot you seem to have mistaken tom for the worst pvper. that reward should belong to me.
See Brownie, that ios why you are not the worst. You realize you are a bad PvPer and admit to it. That means there is hope for you. Would you like to enroll in Molden Heath's School For Pilots That Can't PvP Good And Want To Do Other Things Good Too?
Oh, and lol https://dl.dropbox.com/u/167491/brownielike.gif . See TT, even your guys liek us better than they like you! |
ice semple
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
7
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:25:00 -
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browniesftw wrote:
it is me. i am the failure.
I second this motion.
I also second the motion for Tauren Tom being the worst PvPer ever. At least I have the excuse of being a carebear that simply doesnt undock due to never caring enough to push the button. And the few times I do undock.... Things at least die on fire semple. My KB lacks activity because I am far to busy to actually undock.
Tom's excuse is he is bad. And should feel bad. |
Altaen
Calamitous-Intent
43
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:26:00 -
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Tauren Tom wrote:Now look at it since he BOUGHT his toons lol
And I'm sorry I have 9 accounts and you don't know all of my toons ;)
Even Cephas didn't know all of my toons.
Who the **** is Cephas? |
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
84
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:36:00 -
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Frankly,
When have I ever called myself good? I will declare I'm the biggest **** around though :P
I do enjoy the rest of 7-2 (with the exception of silent fart who likes to stalk me and is still mad we blew up his remote sebo battle badger when he war decced us under his salt corp)
Love
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
84
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:39:00 -
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ice semple wrote:browniesftw wrote:
it is me. i am the failure.
I second this motion. I also second the motion for Tauren Tom being the worst PvPer ever. At least I have the excuse of being a carebear that simply doesnt undock due to never caring enough to push the button. And the few times I do undock.... Things at least die on fire semple. My KB lacks activity because I am far to busy to actually undock. Tom's excuse is he is bad. And should feel bad.
You're that FC that team kills our own guys and then falls for obvious bait though. Then claims "But I never said I was FC'ing!" And let's not forget that Strom you lost to outbreak our first day in jeiv-e. Still not sure how Brownie's Domi survived that...
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
Artimis kraw
Calamitous-Intent
12
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:50:00 -
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Tauren Tom wrote:
... enjoy the rest of 7-2 (with the exception of silent fart who...
That is taking it way too far man!!!
You just don't know when to stop do you...bully.
Edited for editorial reasons. |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
8
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:50:00 -
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Tauren Tom wrote:ice semple wrote:browniesftw wrote:
it is me. i am the failure.
I second this motion. I also second the motion for Tauren Tom being the worst PvPer ever. At least I have the excuse of being a carebear that simply doesnt undock due to never caring enough to push the button. And the few times I do undock.... Things at least die on fire semple. My KB lacks activity because I am far to busy to actually undock. Tom's excuse is he is bad. And should feel bad. You're that FC that team kills our own guys and then falls for obvious bait though. Then claims "But I never said I was FC'ing!" And let's not forget that Strom you lost to outbreak our first day in jeiv-e. Still not sure how Brownie's Domi survived that...
magic.
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Silver Chair
Calamitous-Intent
21
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:56:00 -
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Tauren Tom wrote:Frankly,
When have I ever called myself good? I will declare I'm the biggest **** around though :P
I do enjoy the rest of 7-2 (with the exception of silent fart who likes to stalk me and is still mad we blew up his remote sebo battle badger when he war decced us under his salt corp)
Love
Sorry TT, but no matter how much you beg and plead, the winner of the Molden Heath's School For Pilots That Can't PvP Good And Want To Do Other Things Good Too competition is ineligible from ever actually enrolling at the school. Some people are just lost causes. We do not have the patient of saints nor are we miracle workers. |
ice semple
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
7
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Posted - 2013.03.28 20:16:00 -
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browniesftw wrote:Tauren Tom wrote:ice semple wrote:browniesftw wrote:
it is me. i am the failure.
I second this motion. I also second the motion for Tauren Tom being the worst PvPer ever. At least I have the excuse of being a carebear that simply doesnt undock due to never caring enough to push the button. And the few times I do undock.... Things at least die on fire semple. My KB lacks activity because I am far to busy to actually undock. Tom's excuse is he is bad. And should feel bad. You're that FC that team kills our own guys and then falls for obvious bait though. Then claims "But I never said I was FC'ing!" And let's not forget that Strom you lost to outbreak our first day in jeiv-e. Still not sure how Brownie's Domi survived that... magic.
Brownie is now the new head of military operations for -SD-
All who support press like. |
Silver Chair
Calamitous-Intent
22
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Posted - 2013.03.28 20:28:00 -
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ice semple wrote:browniesftw wrote:Tauren Tom wrote:ice semple wrote:browniesftw wrote:
it is me. i am the failure.
I second this motion. I also second the motion for Tauren Tom being the worst PvPer ever. At least I have the excuse of being a carebear that simply doesnt undock due to never caring enough to push the button. And the few times I do undock.... Things at least die on fire semple. My KB lacks activity because I am far to busy to actually undock. Tom's excuse is he is bad. And should feel bad. You're that FC that team kills our own guys and then falls for obvious bait though. Then claims "But I never said I was FC'ing!" And let's not forget that Strom you lost to outbreak our first day in jeiv-e. Still not sure how Brownie's Domi survived that... magic. Brownie is now the new head of military operations for -SD- All who support press like.
All those in favor of disbanding the military division of SD (because lets be honest, there really isn't one) and kicking Tauren Tom from alliance so the rest of MH will leave you to bear in peace, like this post instead. huehuehuehuehue |
ice semple
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
7
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Posted - 2013.03.28 20:40:00 -
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Silver Chair wrote:
All those in favor of disbanding the military division of SD (because lets be honest, there really isn't one) and kicking Tauren Tom from alliance so the rest of MH will leave you to bear in peace, like this post instead. huehuehuehuehue
But isn't it more entertaining with him around???
We wouldn't be here laughing at him if he wasn't the -SD- Military division. Hes the one man Military that thinks his single 8 man T3 fleet actually does anything other than make a few people in need of new pants. |
Silver Chair
Calamitous-Intent
22
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Posted - 2013.03.28 21:08:00 -
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ice semple wrote:Silver Chair wrote:
All those in favor of disbanding the military division of SD (because lets be honest, there really isn't one) and kicking Tauren Tom from alliance so the rest of MH will leave you to bear in peace, like this post instead. huehuehuehuehue
But isn't it more entertaining with him around??? We wouldn't be here laughing at him if he wasn't the -SD- Military division. Hes the one man Military that thinks his single 8 man T3 fleet actually does anything other than make a few people in need of new pants. I found TT, he is the brown dog: https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/05e0c9b63f5dfed094b7e391d5e8684e/tumblr_mi30tphzAm1qdlh1io1_400.gif
You are overestimating our patience for ignorance fone sir....
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ice semple
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
7
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Posted - 2013.03.28 21:11:00 -
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Silver Chair wrote:ice semple wrote:Silver Chair wrote:
All those in favor of disbanding the military division of SD (because lets be honest, there really isn't one) and kicking Tauren Tom from alliance so the rest of MH will leave you to bear in peace, like this post instead. huehuehuehuehue
But isn't it more entertaining with him around??? We wouldn't be here laughing at him if he wasn't the -SD- Military division. Hes the one man Military that thinks his single 8 man T3 fleet actually does anything other than make a few people in need of new pants. I found TT, he is the brown dog: https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/05e0c9b63f5dfed094b7e391d5e8684e/tumblr_mi30tphzAm1qdlh1io1_400.gif You are overestimating our patience for ignorance fone sir....
Then I invite you to come over and be the military commander. I will give you money to blow up TT for every time he starts talking random **** :P
Fone? do you call people with a Fone? |
Udderly Reediculous
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2013.03.29 05:19:00 -
[47] - Quote
Hey Mr. Fielding why dont you go back to doing things that suit you better.... Im sure the cow costume would suffice.
Rest assured you know what I mean 
Trolling an internet game? Udderly Ridiculous... IMO
TLDR
Go spend the night at your local farm mmmmkay?
kthxbai
https://twitter.com/TaurenTom |
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Drunk 'n' Disorderly
628
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Posted - 2013.03.29 06:51:00 -
[48] - Quote
Forum Clone 77777 wrote:How is this crime? How is this punishment? All I see is irrelevant stuff that no one really cares about.
Ti.. Tears or gtfo
This!
What is this **** about anyway?
"Also, your boobs  " -á
CCP Eterne, 2012
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Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
84
|
Posted - 2013.03.29 12:51:00 -
[49] - Quote
Eugene Kerner wrote:Forum Clone 77777 wrote:How is this crime? How is this punishment? All I see is irrelevant stuff that no one really cares about.
Ti.. Tears or gtfo This! What is this **** about anyway?
Pilot, you're drunk, go home!
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
1245
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Posted - 2013.03.30 01:17:00 -
[50] - Quote
Tauren Tom wrote:Do I even look remotely Russian?
Dunno. Put on a track suit and a bunch of cheap gold pendents and I'll see if I can visualize it from there. 
Live Events are neither. |
Escobar Slim III
YOLOSWAGHASHTAGDOLLARBILLZSWIMMINGPOOLICECREAMS
24
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Posted - 2013.03.31 15:27:00 -
[51] - Quote
SO WHAT YOU R SAYING IS YOU R GOING TO DESTROY THESE EVICTORS BUT ONLY ONCE YOU HIRE THE CURRECT MERCENRIES TO DO IT 4 U. LOLZ. |
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
84
|
Posted - 2013.03.31 20:30:00 -
[52] - Quote
No actually mister troll, the mercs are an insurance policy should our fight on the main field go south, we're staged to remove their assets from space at the same time we engage them.
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
Nazar Titsuo
GalOre Industries
HELM Alliance
1
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Posted - 2013.04.01 03:44:00 -
[53] - Quote
NIce job guys, hiring a merc corp to do youur dirty work cause your too ****** to do it yourself. |
Titus Veridius
Calamitous-Intent
15
|
Posted - 2013.04.01 04:22:00 -
[54] - Quote
So, anyone else waiting for a pirate torrent of Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 1? |
Taoist Dragon
Bastion of Mad Behaviour
Caldari State Capturing
336
|
Posted - 2013.04.01 04:24:00 -
[55] - Quote
Nazar Titsuo wrote:NIce job guys, hiring a merc corp to do youur dirty work cause your too ****** to do it yourself.
But isn't this what mercs do for a living?
That is the Way, the Tao.
Balance is everything. |
Ace Uoweme
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
18
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Posted - 2013.04.01 04:31:00 -
[56] - Quote
Tauren Tom wrote:Now look at it since he BOUGHT his toons lol
And I'm sorry I have 9 accounts and you don't know all of my toons ;)
You have 9 accounts and make a mockery of someone buying toons?
Keeping an eye on this one, since I came from WoW: and think Taurens are only good for steaks.
Ally 4 Life!
"In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
~George Orwell
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Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
84
|
Posted - 2013.04.01 04:41:00 -
[57] - Quote
Nazar Titsuo wrote:NIce job guys, hiring a merc corp to do youur dirty work cause your too ****** to do it yourself.
Totally hired mercs...
Totally hired those guys that blew up your pos and mates in 168-6H....
Kanaddar > just so you all know if you don't leave you can expect more of this.
Kanaddar > http://seventwo.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=17030086
adsghaodgh > helm wasnt even apart of that so you can stfu
Kanaddar > you can think that if you want to:)
sirpercivale > so nrds use real pirates to do their dirty work
sirpercivale > i thought anit pirates and pirates were two different groups
And anti-pirates don't work with pirates :)
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
ice semple
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
10
|
Posted - 2013.04.01 04:54:00 -
[58] - Quote
Nazar Titsuo wrote:NIce job guys, hiring a merc corp to do youur dirty work cause your too ****** to do it yourself.
Says the guys who got a known pirate group 7-2 to do their bidding when you guys are anti-pirate COA / Elecus Matari.
Yep. |
Roberthihiho
Calamitous-Intent
3
|
Posted - 2013.04.01 14:45:00 -
[59] - Quote
ice semple wrote:Nazar Titsuo wrote:NIce job guys, hiring a merc corp to do youur dirty work cause your too ****** to do it yourself. Says the guys who got a known pirate group 7-2 to do their bidding when you guys are anti-pirate COA / Elecus Matari. Yep.
Those damn dirty piwats! |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
8
|
Posted - 2013.04.01 14:45:00 -
[60] - Quote
Roberthihiho wrote:ice semple wrote:Nazar Titsuo wrote:NIce job guys, hiring a merc corp to do youur dirty work cause your too ****** to do it yourself. Says the guys who got a known pirate group 7-2 to do their bidding when you guys are anti-pirate COA / Elecus Matari. Yep. Those damn dirty piwats!
i know right, i'd hate to have anything to do with them! |
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
84
|
Posted - 2013.04.01 15:01:00 -
[61] - Quote
Meanwhile in null sec...
I stare longingly at that sleipnir kill wishing I'd been there.
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
Altaen
Calamitous-Intent
43
|
Posted - 2013.04.01 16:56:00 -
[62] - Quote
ice semple wrote:Nazar Titsuo wrote:NIce job guys, hiring a merc corp to do youur dirty work cause your too ****** to do it yourself. Says the guys who got a known pirate group 7-2 to do their bidding when you guys are anti-pirate COA / Elecus Matari. Yep.
Naw...we aren't doing HELM's bidding. We're just slaughtering bads, same as always. The Mining Foreman mindlink was a nice touch on the Oracle pilot, by the way. Delicious billion ISK pods are delicious, and my Loki hungers for more. |
Altaen
Calamitous-Intent
43
|
Posted - 2013.04.01 16:58:00 -
[63] - Quote
It's not dirty work, it's God's work, my son.
All Tachyon Oracles and Mining Foreman Mindlinks must die, for He wills it, so mote it be. |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
8
|
Posted - 2013.04.01 18:09:00 -
[64] - Quote
Altaen wrote:It's not dirty work, it's God's work, my son. All Tachyon Oracles and Mining Foreman Mindlinks must die, for He wills it, so mote it be.
should have been over in metropolis, i lost a ******* juicy tengu to solar :3 |
ice semple
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
10
|
Posted - 2013.04.01 18:11:00 -
[65] - Quote
Roberthihiho wrote:ice semple wrote:Nazar Titsuo wrote:NIce job guys, hiring a merc corp to do youur dirty work cause your too ****** to do it yourself. Says the guys who got a known pirate group 7-2 to do their bidding when you guys are anti-pirate COA / Elecus Matari. Yep. Those damn dirty piwats!
I wouldn't care if you guys were working together... but HELM claims to be 'anti-pirate' and with the COA/Electus Matari... This goes straight against what the COA is supposed to be. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
3043
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Posted - 2013.04.01 18:47:00 -
[66] - Quote
Altaen wrote:It's not dirty work, it's God's work, my son. All Tachyon Oracles and Mining Foreman Mindlinks must die, for He wills it, so mote it be.
Altaen, you sir, are doing it right.
Having flown with you with one of my 47 incarnations, as well as having fought you with another incarnation, I have found you to be a good pilot and a world class ****. Keep it up! 
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Altaen
Calamitous-Intent
43
|
Posted - 2013.04.01 19:01:00 -
[67] - Quote
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Altaen wrote:It's not dirty work, it's God's work, my son. All Tachyon Oracles and Mining Foreman Mindlinks must die, for He wills it, so mote it be. Altaen, you sir, are doing it right. Having flown with you with one of my 47 incarnations, as well as having fought you with another incarnation, I have found you to be a good pilot and a world class ****. Keep it up!
Awwww, thanks!!
My corp is recruiting... |
Altaen
Calamitous-Intent
43
|
Posted - 2013.04.01 19:18:00 -
[68] - Quote
Tauren Tom wrote:Aww how quaint.
I'm also proud to announce that we are NOT an NC. pet corp.
I pet NC. regularly. |
Silver Chair
Calamitous-Intent
26
|
Posted - 2013.04.01 19:35:00 -
[69] - Quote
What is your definition of pirate? 7-2 is NRDS..... We just set everyone red :p |
Altaen
Calamitous-Intent
43
|
Posted - 2013.04.01 20:40:00 -
[70] - Quote
Silver Chair wrote:What is your definition of pirate? 7-2 is NRDS..... We just set everyone red :p
Confirming 233,725 reds, 3 blues.
Being blue to 7-2 is rare like diamonds and Officer drops, and is approximately as expensive. |
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
84
|
Posted - 2013.04.01 23:49:00 -
[71] - Quote
This post is not reservered for an extremely witty comment . This post is reservered for the KM on that archon we're tracking that likes to cyno on the horaka gate :)
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
In ViTrIoL
Sons of Ivaldi
Zero Hour Alliance
14
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Posted - 2013.04.02 10:32:00 -
[72] - Quote
Molden used to be a nice respectable place when i lived there- full of standup people like COW.
Seems like its went to the dogs... or perhaps cats! MEOW
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culo duro
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
59
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Posted - 2013.04.02 11:52:00 -
[73] - Quote
Get a room! |
Sugar Kyle
The humbleless Crew
220
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Posted - 2013.04.02 22:31:00 -
[74] - Quote
ROFL. This is what happens in the HS pocket?
Tilde soaked words from something kinda like a pirate. |
Eram Fidard
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
65
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Posted - 2013.04.03 00:01:00 -
[75] - Quote
fascinating...it...doesn't die.
*fishes a stylus from an oversized pocket protector* |
Ynot Eyob
Nisroc Angels
The Obsidian Front
315
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Posted - 2013.04.03 08:10:00 -
[76] - Quote
Cant really blaim HELM for their doings, this OP says it all 
Nisroc Angels
Nisroc - Angel of Freedom Nisroc is known as "The Great Eagle".
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CraftyCroc
Gunpoint Diplomacy
206
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Posted - 2013.04.10 20:53:00 -
[77] - Quote
5 points
1) lol
2) silver chair
3) lol
4) Tom
5) lol |
Silver Chair
Calamitous-Intent
28
|
Posted - 2013.04.13 17:28:00 -
[78] - Quote
Somone's a mad bro
Quote:Your contact level has been modified
From: Tauren Tom
Sent: 2013.04.13 00:34
Tauren Tom has changed your contact level to Terrible Standing
You have been permanently blocked for abuse. Attempts to bypass blocks will be reported. Good Day. |
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
90
|
Posted - 2013.04.14 21:05:00 -
[79] - Quote
Nah, someone's tired of you violating GM's that have warned you before that futher in game harassment will be a bannable offense.
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
Rez Valintine
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
15
|
Posted - 2013.04.15 03:41:00 -
[80] - Quote
I forgot what I was reading. |
Lucy Oreless
The Guardian Knights
131
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Posted - 2013.04.15 06:57:00 -
[81] - Quote
I didnt get past the first page....is this some RP-****?
(god damn... here i come to get a good piwate-story and tears with my morning coffe, and this silly crap is what i end up with :( ).
_____________________________________________________________________________________
-áI did not have sexual relations to THAT woman.... |
Silver Chair
Calamitous-Intent
28
|
Posted - 2013.04.15 23:05:00 -
[82] - Quote
Tauren Tom wrote:Nah, someone's tired of you violating GM's that have warned you before that futher in game harassment will be a bannable offense.
Haha, yep cause war decc-ing is a bannable offense :P
Oh and I heard you are now head of your corp and the whole alliance. I pray for the safety of your heard, oh shepard. Poor helpless things. huehuehue |
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