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Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
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Posted - 2013.03.27 14:28:00 -
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Notification from Island residents
From: Small Dangermouse
To: Freedom Fist, Raven Daylight, Thanatos Oupavoc, Bloodthirst101, VampireIIa, King Ding-a-ling Andomer, LeMorted'Authur, Tomias Alzark
INBOX
Notification from Island residents
HELM Alliance has consulted with all its corps and alliances and island residents including bona-fide NRDS/NHDS anti pirate alliances.
We have decided that Silver Dragonz are no longer welcome on the island.
Silver Dragonz have 4 days to leave the island. Remove all pilots and alts. Take down all structures and close any stn offices within the region.
Small Dangermouse
Fellow trolls, pirates, unwanted, rejects, flurries, and players! Prepare for the best ass kicking this island has seen since Enn Deekay tried to take over the island as king. HELM is about to be dethroned and you're all welcome to help. please begin massing your ships in Eldulf, Horaka, Orien And for you low sec status folks Ennur and Illamur. These heathens and neredowells shall be purged by the righteous fires of the S.D.W.C. and her allies. We expect war dec soon so be ready to apply as a merc :)
From the ashes we rose. To the ashes we send our foes!
SILVER DRAGONZ! AND S.D.W.C. Coalition!
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
7
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Posted - 2013.03.27 14:33:00 -
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i only have one response to helm's attitude: http://i.imgur.com/3H61Rxy.png |
Ifly Uwalk
Empire Tax Collection Agency
622
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Posted - 2013.03.27 18:50:00 -
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riveting tale old chap |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
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Posted - 2013.03.27 19:18:00 -
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I don't understand what it is you want people to do here?
You paying?
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
84
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Posted - 2013.03.27 19:27:00 -
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Mostly this is a heads up, and yes we will be authorizing up to 9 billion is in mercenary contractors 
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
2949
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Posted - 2013.03.27 19:36:00 -
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I have dealt with HELM and their friends on several occasions and found them all to be stand up people.
I can only imagine what kind of ***** you are in game in order to have pissed them off.
Good luck in your endeavor to have someone else fight your petty battle for you, cant imagine why you cant handle the task yourself.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
84
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Posted - 2013.03.27 19:41:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:I have dealt with HELM and their friends on several occasions and found them all to be stand up people.
I can only imagine what kind of ***** you are in game in order to have pissed them off.
Good luck in your endeavor to have someone else fight your petty battle for you, cant imagine why you cant handle the task yourself.
We've been handling it personally for the last month. They primarily evacced the island and it's just degraded to back and forth structure bashing. And we keep giving their spy bad Intel because it's hilarious to have them suddenly show up in empty space and even call us part of Dark spawn. Do I even look remotely Russian?
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1616
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Posted - 2013.03.27 19:51:00 -
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Tauren Tom wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:I have dealt with HELM and their friends on several occasions and found them all to be stand up people.
I can only imagine what kind of ***** you are in game in order to have pissed them off.
Good luck in your endeavor to have someone else fight your petty battle for you, cant imagine why you cant handle the task yourself. Do I even look remotely Russian?
Actually you do....
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
7
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Posted - 2013.03.27 20:03:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Tauren Tom wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:I have dealt with HELM and their friends on several occasions and found them all to be stand up people.
I can only imagine what kind of ***** you are in game in order to have pissed them off.
Good luck in your endeavor to have someone else fight your petty battle for you, cant imagine why you cant handle the task yourself. Do I even look remotely Russian? Actually you do....
the gallente get comments like that all the time
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Forum Clone 77777
State War Academy
Caldari State
73
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Posted - 2013.03.27 20:52:00 -
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How is this crime? How is this punishment? All I see is irrelevant stuff that no one really cares about.
Ti.. Tears or gtfo |
Titus Veridius
Calamitous-Intent
15
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Posted - 2013.03.28 02:15:00 -
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My mustache accepts your contract. |
RubberDuckey
Mentally Assured Destruction
Whores in space
32
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Posted - 2013.03.28 02:40:00 -
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Send the Isk to my Alliance with the note War X and replace X with whatever you want. We don't require anything but the wardec fee. Also, HELM, if you want to pay for us to dec them send the iskies as well. |
Titus Veridius
Calamitous-Intent
15
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Posted - 2013.03.28 03:27:00 -
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Were these your miners? ^.^ |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
7
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Posted - 2013.03.28 15:34:00 -
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Titus Veridius wrote:Were these your miners? ^.^
i can not confirm or deny this. |
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
84
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Posted - 2013.03.28 15:38:00 -
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We seriously didn't ping every last reserve on jabber to flood the island and mine/manufacture everything needed for the war effort.
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
Archibald Thistlewaite III
85
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Posted - 2013.03.28 16:09:00 -
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What is 'the island'? |
Kimo Khan
78
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Posted - 2013.03.28 16:18:00 -
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Archibald Thistlewaite III wrote:What is 'the island'?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399201/
A man goes on the run after he discovers that he is actually a "harvestable being", and is being kept as a source of replacement parts, along with others, in a Utopian facility.
Apparently Helm no longer wants to harvest these people's clones. |
Archibald Thistlewaite III
85
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Posted - 2013.03.28 16:25:00 -
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Kimo Khan wrote:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399201/A man goes on the run after he discovers that he is actually a "harvestable being", and is being kept as a source of replacement parts, along with others, in a Utopian facility. Apparently Helm no longer wants to harvest these people's clones.
That makes much more sense then The Island I managed to find. |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
7
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Posted - 2013.03.28 16:34:00 -
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Kimo Khan wrote:Archibald Thistlewaite III wrote:What is 'the island'? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399201/A man goes on the run after he discovers that he is actually a "harvestable being", and is being kept as a source of replacement parts, along with others, in a Utopian facility. Apparently Helm no longer wants to harvest these people's clones.
well, we are pretty defective. not sure how it effects them but it's amusing to say the least |
Kimo Khan
78
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Posted - 2013.03.28 17:42:00 -
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Archibald Thistlewaite III wrote:What is 'the island'?
And now the serious answer to your question:
The island is about ~5 high sec systems surrounded by lowsec. The main systems being Eldulf, Orein, Horoka. There are 2 others but they do not have stations if I remember correctly. Anyway there are lvl 3-4 agents for Minmatar faction on the island as well as pretty good mining with access to lowsec nearby it makes for good roaming and lowsec operations with safe haven in high sec. Generally speaking it keeps much of the riffraff out since many high sec war decers won't cross the lowsec gap. This does not mean corps on the island do not get wardecced.
There are 2 other ones like it in Galentee space once near Amarr territory and another in Placid. There are others which are smaller. |
Silver Chair
Calamitous-Intent
19
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Posted - 2013.03.28 18:21:00 -
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Congratulations
Tom, as a member of the Molden Heath Freedom Fighter Coalition, I would like to say congratulations. You Won!
On March 3, 2007 the Molden Heath Freedom Fighter Coalition established an elite school for the bottom ten percent of its pilots. Its purpose was to teach the lost art or space combat and to insure that the handful of men who graduated were not the worst fighter pilots in the universe.
They succeeded.
Today, the Coalition calls it Fighter Weapons School.
The pilots call it:
Molden Heath's School For Pilots That Can't PvP Good And Want To Do Other Things Good Too
Every year, the administration of Molden Heath's School For Pilots That Can't PvP Good And Want To Do Other Things Good Too holds a competition. The winner of that competition has a scholarship named after them. The name of the scholarship is GÇ£You DonGÇÖt Have to be the Best Pilot in Moden Heath, Just DonGÇÖt be Like ________ Scholarship.GÇ¥ They also go on to compete in the finals of the Worst Pilot in Eve competition, the winner of which is biomassed.
You sir, are that winner! The competition was close but with Dism0 leaving MH and you making this post, you are the clear winner.
So what are the qualifications that earned you this honor you say?
 90%+ of forum posts are tolls GÇô Check
90%+ of local chat is a troll GÇô Check
Local freedom fighters (who you call pirates) think you are a joke GÇô Check
Docks up at the first sign of danger and hides GÇô Check
Calls self a military leader with an almost empty killboard GÇô Check
Leader that lets his pilots fly fits that should self-destruct upon undocking out of respect for pvp - Check
And if my records are correct, it appears this is your 2nd straight year as the winner!
The community as a whole is torn on you being voted off the island. In general we like to clear MH of unworthy pilots such as yourself. But your complete inability to pilot a ship or act like a sane person is what drives us to keep this school running. Without pilots like you, all hope would be lost. You Inspire Us!
Therefore, we will fight in the same system as you (sorry if you are the target). We will dieGǪ well.... you will die with you. So truly from the bottom of our hearts, THANK YOU! |
Altaen
Calamitous-Intent
42
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Posted - 2013.03.28 18:36:00 -
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Congratulations Mr. Tom! It has been a true honor sharing a region with such a distinguished and recognized name such as yours! However, the tribe has spoken.
You need to bring me your torch.
It's time for you to go. |
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
84
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Posted - 2013.03.28 18:47:00 -
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Aww how quaint.
I would say I'm honoured, but my kill board clearly places me above you silentmike/silver chair and my alliance mates seem to enjoy killing your 90mil ISK covert cyno cheetahs that sit uncloaked on station docking rings in low sec.
I'm also proud to announce that we are NOT an NC. pet corp.
Good try though. Come back when you stop failing at battleship fits and blackbird piloting.
Kkthxbai!
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
8
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Posted - 2013.03.28 18:56:00 -
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hey silver idiot you seem to have mistaken tom for the worst pvper. that reward should belong to me. |
Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
1495
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:00:00 -
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Suddenly spaceships are currently taking contracts. :-) |
Altaen
Calamitous-Intent
43
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:00:00 -
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Tauren Tom wrote:
I would say I'm honoured, but my kill board clearly places me above you silentmike/silver chair
Hmmm...
Silver Chair: 2199 kills, 416 losses, 93.8% ISK efficiency
silentmike: 1585 kills, 381 losses, 72.31% ISK efficiency
Tauren Tom: 107 kills, 66 losses, 58.6% ISK efficiency
Silver Dragonz (Alliance): 286 kills, 320 losses, 55.43% efficiency
Order of the Silver Dragons (Corp): 290 kills, 449 losses, 50.27% efficiency
Clearly
That wouldn't even be the case if you meant alphabetically. |
Altaen
Calamitous-Intent
43
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:02:00 -
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Buhhdust Princess wrote:Suddenly spaceships are currently taking contracts. :-)
No.....we already accepted. Or, rather...Titus' mustache already accepted. |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
8
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:02:00 -
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Altaen wrote:Tauren Tom wrote:
I would say I'm honoured, but my kill board clearly places me above you silentmike/silver chair
Hmmm... Silver Chair: 2199 kills, 416 losses, 93.8% ISK efficiency silentmike: 1585 kills, 381 losses, 72.31% ISK efficiency Tauren Tom: 107 kills, 66 losses, 58.6% ISK efficiency Silver Dragonz (Alliance): 286 kills, 320 losses, 55.43% efficiency Order of the Silver Dragons (Corp): 290 kills, 449 losses, 50.27% efficiency
ClearlyThat wouldn't even be the case if you meant alphabetically.
sorry we dont' pvp religiously, i didn't know that was offensive to you :( |
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
8
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:06:00 -
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quote is not edit |
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
84
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Posted - 2013.03.28 19:06:00 -
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Now look at it since he BOUGHT his toons lol
And I'm sorry I have 9 accounts and you don't know all of my toons ;)
Even Cephas didn't know all of my toons.
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues |
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