Pages: [1] 2 :: one page |
|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Kazzzi
Heathen Legion
158
|
Posted - 2013.03.27 19:59:00 -
[1] - Quote
Today at 1930 hours, I received a report from a covert [V1KNG] agent. I would like to share it with you all. The report reads:
Operation Cute Butterfly is a success!
Imperial cloning facility infiltrated. Cloning protocols compromised. Uploaded illicit cloning software has been activated.
PIE CEO Mitara Newelle and PIE Chief Shrew Laerise Fierach both now have risque tramp stamps.
For the glory of Kaztropol!
This message may self destruct at an inopportune moment. |
Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
1370
|
Posted - 2013.03.27 20:09:00 -
[2] - Quote
Wat
|
Anabella Rella
Gradient Electus Matari
566
|
Posted - 2013.03.27 20:22:00 -
[3] - Quote
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving pair. What you want is irrelevant, what you've chosen is at hand. |
Karmilla Strife
Utopian Research I.E.L. Suddenly Spaceships.
52
|
Posted - 2013.03.27 20:35:00 -
[4] - Quote
Proof, or it didn't happen, |
Eric 'Swiftmind' Siraron
EVE University Ivy League
3
|
Posted - 2013.03.27 21:16:00 -
[5] - Quote
*laughs* I have no idea who they are but I love to see their reaction while looking in the mirror. Eric 'Swiftmind' Siraron Gallente Federation Engineering, research, business student at the prestigious Eve University. Owner of Swiftly Processing.-áA private mining, refining and trading business. |
Kazzzi
Heathen Legion
159
|
Posted - 2013.03.27 22:02:00 -
[6] - Quote
More reports are coming in.
Irrefutable evidence of our mission success!
|
Aracturus
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
123
|
Posted - 2013.03.27 22:49:00 -
[7] - Quote
I heard they already had navel piercings. This is now a WIDOT thread! |
Sepherim
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
346
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 04:27:00 -
[8] - Quote
Congratulations on writing a thread that should go directly to the trash bin. If this is what you devote your time to, captain Kazzzi, I believe you are wasting your life. Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Ensign Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander |
Aracturus
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
124
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 06:26:00 -
[9] - Quote
Can we get a picture of Mitara's Face when she reads this? This is now a WIDOT thread! |
Karmilla Strife
Utopian Research I.E.L. Suddenly Spaceships.
52
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 08:39:00 -
[10] - Quote
I imagine she won't care.
1) the author failed to tell which "imperial cloning facility'" they had infiltrated. I know first hand that PIE uses multiple facilities. If one had been infiltrated, our intrepid author would have told us which.
2) Mitara is one of the more active Praetorians, yet she shows a persistant ability to avoid pod destruction. She hasn't lost a pod in over a year, so even if Kazzi vandalized a clone body, Mitty won't access it. Now that he has announced his plan, if successful, Laerise and Mitara will just biomass the violated copies. Oh no... he's made them waste a few thousand isk in biomass....
That is of course if he has actually done something of worth, which I doubt. A shame, I had a lot of respect for Kazzi before he marginalized himself with halfassed pranks and false claims of establishing his own civilization "somewhere" |
|
Aethion Mirra
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
34
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 11:50:00 -
[11] - Quote
We ignore your false claims. Aethion Mirra Commander and Recruitment Officer,-áPIE Inc.
|
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
142
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 13:13:00 -
[12] - Quote
I have to admit, I'm somewhat dissapointed; I expected a less ridiculous and more entertaining prank.
I'd give it 3 out of 10 at best. - Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim ___________________________ Angels are never far...
|
Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
1372
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 13:35:00 -
[13] - Quote
Man you guys are uptight...
I laughed Kazzzi, a lot of others did. Don't worry.
|
Edaine Numenor
Numenor Benevolent Holdings
193
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 14:04:00 -
[14] - Quote
Aethion Mirra wrote:We ignore your false claims. apparently not Liberating slaves wherever, whenever, and however I can. |
Sepherim
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
348
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 14:47:00 -
[15] - Quote
Anslo wrote:Man you guys are uptight...
I laughed Kazzzi, a lot of others did. Don't worry.
Oh, sure, we all did. It was so funny and well worked, so imaginative and full of laughing bits, just like the time we went and enslaved your mother, Anslo, man that was serious fun!
No, actually, it's not. It's a pointless and empty attempt at insulting and bothering someone else. A blatant trolling with little skill or work into it. Not funny, not annoying, not anything. If something as simple as this can make you laugh, then I believe the Gallente need to get themselves some decent humorists. Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Ensign Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander |
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
144
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 15:35:00 -
[16] - Quote
Sepherim wrote: ... just like the time we went and enslaved your mother, Anslo, man that was serious fun!
I bet. Is she for sale? - Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim ___________________________ Angels are never far...
|
Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
1374
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 16:12:00 -
[17] - Quote
Leopold Caine wrote:Sepherim wrote: ... just like the time we went and enslaved your mother, Anslo, man that was serious fun!
I bet. Is she for sale?
I dunno. Never met her.
Also I smell something. Smells like a tinge of hypocrisy mixed with bitterness.
|
Sepherim
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
350
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 16:18:00 -
[18] - Quote
You do smell something, it's called irony and sarcasm. So, just to explain, there is no hypocrisy, I was just making a case up on the fly, and empty attempt to insult you, just like the one you found so funny. To point out how ridicule it was. Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Ensign Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander |
Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
1374
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 16:22:00 -
[19] - Quote
Sepherim wrote:You do smell something, it's called irony and sarcasm. So, just to explain, there is no hypocrisy, I was just making a case up on the fly, and empty attempt to insult you, just like the one you found so funny. To point out how ridicule it was.
You're really bad at that then. Almost as bad at writing too.
|
Graelyn
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
401
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 16:24:00 -
[20] - Quote
This was dumb.
The folks defending it are too.
Cope somehow. + Cardinal Graelyn + Owner/Operator, "The Summit" YR113 Amarr Loyalist of the Year
|
|
Sepherim
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
350
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 16:24:00 -
[21] - Quote
And you are very good at arguing the opposite. Or maybe not, as you don't use any argument at all. I'll take your reply against my phrasing, as your acceptance of me being correct. Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Ensign Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander |
Aracturus
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
125
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 16:26:00 -
[22] - Quote
Sepherim wrote: If something as simple as this can make you laugh, then I believe the Gallente need to get themselves some decent humorists.
They're called Comedians. This is now a WIDOT thread! |
Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
1374
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 16:27:00 -
[23] - Quote
Sepherim wrote:And you are very good at arguing the opposite. Or maybe not, as you don't use any argument at all. I'll take your reply against my phrasing, as your acceptance of me being correct.
If you mean correct at being terrible at not being mad and being bad at writing then yes, you're correct.
|
Sepherim
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
350
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 16:29:00 -
[24] - Quote
Anslo wrote:If you mean correct at being terrible at not being mad and being bad at writing then yes, you're correct.
How cute! Now you pretend to not understand what you have clearly understood, you've reached the debating skills of a six year old! Congratulations! Go on, continue playing word games, you'll soon become a comedian, then (and thank you for the correction captain Aracturus). Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Ensign Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander |
Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
1374
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 16:31:00 -
[25] - Quote
I don't see how I'm avoiding the point. You say you don't care and that trolling is an empty attempt and not annoying, but you keep replying.
And I keep pointing it out.
|
Sepherim
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
350
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 16:40:00 -
[26] - Quote
Anslo wrote:I don't see how I'm avoiding the point. You say you don't care and that trolling is an empty attempt and not annoying, but you keep replying.
And I keep pointing it out.
Actually, no. First, I never said I didn't care, that was Commander Mirra. I do care. Not because they are very capable officers I respect deeply, but because I have a messianic cause of sorts: to try to rule out all the idiots that fill this place. Or, at least, point them out, as trolls will be trolls. You'll probably see posts like my first one here in other threads as well, when I find claims empty, or disgusting, or lacking any respect. You see, this uptight captain actually believes in respect and cares about it.
And yes, you are remaining outside the point. Indeed, the point was that it's easy to insult with an empty claim, or pretend to. That trolling has to be more refined and worked, and actually carry some sense. Captain Strife already showed a lot of reasons while this particular attempt was very unskilled, not only lacking taste. And you believe it was fun, and we're uptight. So I went on to point out how easy it is to amuse you Gallente, as it actually requires no skill, and how you should look for proper comedians. That was the point. It still is. Your replies to it:
-First: reference and reply to the made up part on your mother, which obviously you didn't understand it was "made up" sarcasm just like the original post. And you actually seem to think I really meant it, thus your reference to hipocrisy and mad. I'm afraid I never met your mother, never been near Gallente space, and as an ex-Navy officer I lack the permits to capture slaves. I think all this should clear up the obvious empty claim I made just to copy the original one in a sarcastic way.
-Second: reply about my skills at both writing and being sarcastic.
-Third: same thing.
I hope this all actually shows how your replies actually have nothing to do with the point I made originally.
Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Ensign Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander |
Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
1374
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 16:43:00 -
[27] - Quote
That may be but I'm still laughing that you took all that time to write out how I'm wrong to laugh at your superiors new tats.
|
Sepherim
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
350
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 16:46:00 -
[28] - Quote
Anslo wrote:That may be but I'm still laughing that you took all that time to write out how I'm wrong to laugh at your superiors new tats.
I'm glad that at least you admit I'm correct, I was starting to think I was speaking to a wall. And go on, do laugh, I'll smile with superiority knowing I'm right and we'll both be happy.
As for time, unfortunately I can't fly these days, so I have plenty of it. Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Ensign Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander |
Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
1374
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 16:48:00 -
[29] - Quote
Congratulations on your victory against the vile Gallentean villain and his evil sense of humor.
|
Sepherim
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
350
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 16:50:00 -
[30] - Quote
Thank you. Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Ensign Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander |
|
|
|
|
Pages: [1] 2 :: one page |
First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |