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Takitoo
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Posted - 2005.10.28 19:09:00 -
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Takitoo sits in her cabin, listening to the hum of the engines and the constant beeping of her still fried nav computer.
"What kind of trash is this ?" she mumbles as she reads through the holofile of the first GLB magazine. "Trash, I can't believe people write, not to mention read this!" She exclaims three hours later, after having read it from cover to cover.
Feeling guilty with herself, she orders a years subscription directly to her holodesk.
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Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.10.29 16:16:00 -
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The Glamour Bunnies Entertainment Corporation is proud to present its November issue of GLB Magazine.
November Issue
In this month's issue, we'll meet with the always saucy Civre, Natasha Kerensky, to discuss her recent experience being chosen as Ms. State and her current employment as Assistant Director of Internal Security for CAIN. But don't mistake this brazen beauty as all work and no play, she also reveals her love for Quafe and partying hard in Lonetrek's hottest clubs. "Yes, im Caldari, and yes I drink Quafe. I got hooked on it when I was a member of JQA in Syndicate. The majoirty of the Alliance was Gallente, which made things a little rough starting out, but after a while, they became brothers and sisters to me and a few habits rubbed off." Don't worry, Ms. Kerensky, you've already rubbed off on all of us!
Plus, we reveal shocking stories of CONCORD brutality from members of the capsule community who have decided to speak out and warn the public! How far will they go for justice?! Also, twenty-five ways to please your mate from the universe's top sexperts, the hottest nanotatoos, a review of New Eden, and much, much more!
Here are the monthly contest winners for the Photesthetics Amateur Photography Contest:
Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Brastagi
Lesican
Featured artists will recieve 250,000.00 isk reward for their contributions. Entries are always welcome, and may be submitted to the PTO forums here.
Advertisement
Mastermind Industries - We build it so you don't have to.
GLB Magazine hits the starport nearest you, for the ultra-low price of 15.00 isk.
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Calmcacil
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Posted - 2005.10.29 17:24:00 -
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Calmcacil lies enclosed in pod goo, calls his mindless enslaved alt T3H D00D on the brain-o-phone .. :
"Wazzup D00d ? - got your GLB yet ? - I preordered mine in february 2004 .. STILL haven't received mine .. it suxx .. "
"Alas Master Calm - I too am waiting for that lovely magazine .. except I won't be able to read it since you haven't bought me visual implants yet :'("
"Click"
.. Note to self: Don't preorder ..
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Sarmaul
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Posted - 2005.10.29 22:11:00 -
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Edited by: Sarmaul on 29/10/2005 22:11:46
<ooc>is this an actual e-zine?</ooc>
 Originally by: Chowdown
We camp a lot
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Shemar
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Posted - 2005.10.30 00:18:00 -
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((OOC: No that's all there is, for now at least))
Trembling hands or nerves of steel, someone tell me what to feel. |
Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2005.10.30 00:20:00 -
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Edited by: Jenny Spitfire on 30/10/2005 00:19:56
OOC: In-game Mag for more realistic play, 10M a copy 
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KadaEl
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Posted - 2005.10.30 00:28:00 -
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Fantabulous magazine! Who knew isogen flakes could reduce wrinkles and crows feet?
And used Veldspar mining crystals, I had no idea they could be THAT usefull!
My sister and I, the fabulous de'Medici debutantes, approve of this publication in the Glossy form.
I'll see you at the next red carpet event!
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KadaEl
RONA Midgard Academy
Teaching the world of tomorrow |
Fuesha
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Posted - 2005.10.31 04:45:00 -
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Fuesha carfully hides her copy in her glove box feeling slightly hot and flushed.
I am quite speachless, this months edition makes for quite a riveting read, I shall have to hide this away from the husband.
and Shemar you cheeky young man! yes I found all your naughty words in they're and Im utterly shocked! 
I knew that CONCORD took a very draconian approach to justice but I would never have suspected them of this kind of debauchery, I applaud your efforts to bring this sort of thing to the publics attention.
is that story true about CONCORDs involvement in the missing Minatar ambassador case? It just seems so wrong! and all that bloodshed just to keep the peace...
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Plan Neun
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Posted - 2005.10.31 11:09:00 -
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Edited by: Plan Neun on 31/10/2005 11:09:29
Originally by: Fuesha
Fuesha carfully hides her copy in her glove box feeling slightly hot and flushed.
I am quite speachless, this months edition makes for quite a riveting read, I shall have to hide this away from the husband.
and Shemar you cheeky young man! yes I found all your naughty words in they're and Im utterly shocked!
I knew that CONCORD took a very draconian approach to justice but I would never have suspected them of this kind of debauchery, I applaud your efforts to bring this sort of thing to the publics attention.
is that story true about CONCORDs involvement in the missing Minatar ambassador case? It just seems so wrong! and all that bloodshed just to keep the peace...
I just can't get enough gossip and enough exersize (25 new ways to them  ), Plan run's off to the mailbox for the last issue
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Shemar
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Posted - 2005.10.31 13:33:00 -
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Originally by: Fuesha
and Shemar you cheeky young man! yes I found all your naughty words in they're and Im utterly shocked!
Trembling hands or nerves of steel, someone tell me what to feel. |
Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.10.31 15:18:00 -
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Thanks for the kind words everyone. The Magazine has been a huge success in part to the independent traders within the capsule community.
xoxo
((There were serious plans for a real magazine last December, but maintaining a dedicated staff of writers was more difficult than anticipated.  ))
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
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Posted - 2005.10.31 19:17:00 -
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((I'm sure you could try getting it running again. I'll see what I could write up))
Good to see my art included. I feel rather proud of that particular piece too.
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Horatio Cain
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Posted - 2005.11.02 18:41:00 -
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I could provide your first advertisement!  Look forward to more!
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Anarae
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Posted - 2005.11.02 19:04:00 -
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I just cant get enough of this... awesome read.
the artwork is inspiring, the hints and tips give plenty to talk about...
Look forward to the December issue 
((i bet you could get a staff up for this, easily, and i bet lots of people would do stuff just one off))
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Dr Lightwave
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Posted - 2005.11.03 05:16:00 -
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Ah yes, a glamourous magazine indeed.
It's a pity you don't have any science article in it. But the art pages is truly enjoying for the likes of me.
-Dr Lightwave, STI historian and archeolog.
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Seleene
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Posted - 2005.11.03 13:09:00 -
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I'm amazed at some of the things I've never seen before and this is certianly worthy of note. A very interesting publication.
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'You have foolishly engaged the MC in Empire space. Prepare to suffer the consequences!' |
Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.11.30 07:54:00 -
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An update prior to the release of our December issue:
We're looking for a fresh perspective from freelance writers in our upcoming issue on interesting topics related to the social(or daily life) aspect of the capsule pilot. Gossip columns, political pieces, satire, or something pleasurable to read, if you'd like an opportunity to participate in an interstellar magazine this is it.
The concept or premise deadline would be this Sunday, followed by the finished product due before next Sunday, the 10th of December.
If you're interested in contributing, feel free to contact me via eve-mail along with your idea.
Thanks,
xoxo
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Plan Neun
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Posted - 2005.11.30 09:09:00 -
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Originally by: Kaleigh Doyle
An update prior to the release of our December issue:
We're looking for a fresh perspective from freelance writers in our upcoming issue on interesting topics related to the social(or daily life) aspect of the capsule pilot. Gossip columns, political pieces, satire, or something pleasurable to read, if you'd like an opportunity to participate in an interstellar magazine this is it.
The concept or premise deadline would be this Sunday, followed by the finished product due before next Sunday, the 10th of December.
If you're interested in contributing, feel free to contact me via eve-mail along with your idea.
Thanks,
xoxo
Sharpen the pencil's ladies and gentlemen. December will be terrible without a new issue of this fabelous GLS magazine.
I would love to see an interview with Anarae where she could share some of her secrets with us. 
"I Will Drug You and Fluff You, through the permafrost"
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Tawny Merekitain
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Posted - 2005.11.30 18:44:00 -
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Edited by: Tawny Merekitain on 30/11/2005 18:45:01
nothing brightens up my Maller "Citation" like a new issue of GLS, yay
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Current ship: Maller class Cruiser |
Daryl Xero
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Posted - 2005.11.30 19:25:00 -
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Finally got my hands on a copy...
*opens it up to '25 ways to satisfy your mate'*...
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I really don't think that's an appropriate use for a capacitor flux coil... gah 
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Cribb
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Posted - 2005.12.02 14:55:00 -
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How nice something to read when i travel from empire to Feythabolis.
Do sign me up for a 1 year subscription.
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Tawny Merekitain
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Posted - 2005.12.02 18:53:00 -
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Now to figure out how to get myself on the cover, hrrrrmmm.
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Current ship: Maller class Cruiser |
Halunoto Vankaalen
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Posted - 2005.12.02 20:15:00 -
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Ah, Ms. Doyle you've outdone yourself again.
Sign me up for a six month subscription
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Enlist today!
Channel: CAINCOM |
Teugif Sahdasson
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Posted - 2005.12.03 16:38:00 -
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Originally by: Archbishop
"Yes sir.... at least there are no foul pictures!" said the assistant as the Admiral handed the magazine back to him.
Well done, Your Grace. Get that smut out of your presence as quickly as possible.
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2005.12.04 05:45:00 -
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Originally by: Teugif Sahdasson
Originally by: Archbishop
"Yes sir.... at least there are no foul pictures!" said the assistant as the Admiral handed the magazine back to him.
Well done, Your Grace. Get that smut out of your presence as quickly as possible.
He keeps a copy in his desk drawer for those lonely moments, I am sure.
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If you fear the thorn, do not crave the rose |
Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.12.04 07:59:00 -
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Our December issue of the GLS Magazine is available for purchase at a retail outlet nearest you.
(click here to view)
Contributions for the January issue are welcome from this date until the last week in December.
Thank you,
xoxo
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Dau Imperius
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Posted - 2005.12.04 08:18:00 -
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Edited by: Dau Imperius on 04/12/2005 08:19:35
I'm hoping the December issue works out..because it is my birthday month. (And the piece about Amarrians saving techno is well done....shame they were priests though...ugh)
A piece about the holidays all around the Empires would be very nice for this time of the month though wouldn't you agree?
Good luck with this publication. The galaxy could use more entertainment, compared to weapons-fire.
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Tommy TenKreds
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Posted - 2005.12.04 11:23:00 -
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You should think about putting up your prices. A hundred and twenty kredits is nothing. You could be raking in cash.
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Mordrake
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Posted - 2005.12.04 17:13:00 -
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Edited by: Mordrake on 04/12/2005 17:14:08
Well Decembers issue is definatly a collectors item for all Ekliptika members!!
First time I have read your magazine and I am hooked.... Who knew that Cybernetic Implants had all those other "unadvertized" effects which the manufacturers have snuck in.
Definatly gonna hide the wife's copy of GLS and convince her to plug in the zainou 'deadeye' zgc100 I got sitting in my hanger at Osmeden. 
CNR Command Pilot - Commonwelth of Ekliptika
"Arte et Marte" |
Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.12.04 23:31:00 -
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Originally by: Tommy TenKreds
You should think about putting up your prices. A hundred and twenty kredits is nothing. You could be raking in cash.
Trust me, we are, and part of the Syndicate's goal is to bring affordable entertainment to the masses.
Special thanks to all those who read and subscribe to our magazine.
xoxo
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