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Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.09.09 05:27:00 -
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The Glamour Bunnies Entertainment Corporation is proud to present the first of many commercial endeavors, the GLB Magazine.
This magazine is stylized for the cosmopolitan capsule pilot who loves to be in touch with the ever evolving social trends of the universe. Stay in the know about juicy gossip on the universe's hottest stars, get the latest tips on how to look and feel like one, and discover what it takes to be a trendsetter. Its features include articles on fashion, beauty, health, personal relationships, hot careers, exotic travel locales, food and entertainment.
October Issue
In our premiere issue, we'll catch up with the always eloquent Adrielle Firewalker to discuss her retirement from the role of Ushra'Khan executor, as well as her recent ultra-glamorous makeover. We'll also take an indepth look at the Enyo assault ship recalls and the hidden dangers that Roden Shipyards failed to tell its customers, in addition to a our travel hotspot of the month: Mies!
Here are the monthly contest winners for the Photesthetics Amateur Photography Contest:
Dr. Alexis Ayala
Lorna Doone
Kalahari Wayrest
Featured artists will recieve 250,000.00 isk reward for their contributions. Entries are always welcome, and may be submitted to the PTO forums here.
GLB Magazine hits the starport nearest you, for the ultra-low price of 15.00 isk.
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Joshua Foiritain
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Posted - 2005.09.09 08:33:00 -
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Quite Interesting, guess i gotta head back to empire then.
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2005.09.09 08:37:00 -
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Just download it, Mr. Foiritain
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Sabbott
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Posted - 2005.09.09 09:23:00 -
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Edited by: Sabbott on 09/09/2005 09:23:56
Very tastefull maganize by the looks of it..I'll be sending in for my anual subscription.. cant be bothered to look for it
Our website http://www.blood-inquisition.net
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Lorna Doone
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Posted - 2005.09.09 10:37:00 -
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I wholeheartedly recommend that everyone should take time out to study this marvellous organ.
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"Meantime, all around me is violence and robbery, coarse delight and savage pain, reckless joke and hopeless death." |
Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.09.09 15:53:00 -
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A limited special offer is available for annual subscribers at the low low price of 120.00 isk. That's twelve glossy issues of glitz, glamour, and gossip at 34% off the newstand price!
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Denny Crane
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Posted - 2005.09.18 09:33:00 -
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Greetings,
Ms. Doyle, such a masterpiece deserves a bump. Put me down for two subscriptions.
Denny Crane
Chancellor
Black Storm Clan
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Jinxed Idol
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Posted - 2005.09.18 09:39:00 -
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could serve as a nice distraction from my usually very serious work. I'm signing up for one years subscribtion.
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Darius Shakor
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Posted - 2005.09.18 13:09:00 -
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Sign me up for a year sub. Where/when do I send the money and how is it delivered?
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Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.09.18 17:02:00 -
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The GLB Magazine is currently available in three formats: Digital, holo, and glossy paperback.
Subscription applications are submitted directly to the Glamour Bunnies Entertainment Corporation. To update, The GLB Magazine has sold over 50,000 copies regionwide with an explosion of subscriptions, and our writers are working furiously to pack next months issue with the latest gossip and the industry secrets looking ultra fabulous.
Many thanks to the capsule community for your subscriptions!
xoxo
(ooc: no need to send me isk, its just for fun.)
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Plan Neun
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Posted - 2005.10.27 07:17:00 -
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 Originally by: Kaleigh Doyle
The GLB Magazine is currently available in three formats: Digital, holo, and glossy paperback.
Subscription applications are submitted directly to the Glamour Bunnies Entertainment Corporation. To update, The GLB Magazine has sold over 50,000 copies regionwide with an explosion of subscriptions, and our writers are working furiously to pack next months issue with the latest gossip and the industry secrets looking ultra fabulous.
Many thanks to the capsule community for your subscriptions!
xoxo
(ooc: no need to send me isk, its just for fun.)
It's a great magazine, so many useful tips and trix.
The article about how tying up your lover in bed for more than 5 Eve standard minutes and do some serious workout, was a hotty.
I didn't know men had such a stamina.
One Year Subscription is paid for.
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stooshie
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Posted - 2005.10.27 11:22:00 -
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awesome, i so need something to read whilst roid poppin 
Sign me up for a years subs pls Ms Doyle.
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2005.10.27 17:28:00 -
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I want to be your official distributor!
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Siren Shiva
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Posted - 2005.10.27 20:20:00 -
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Does this also include an article for Amarr slavers with ideas on how to abuse their Matari toys in new ways? With lots of violence and foul language, as you like to accentuate?
No wait, you recently exported your filth into the empire, should give them plenty of abuse ideas for the next decade.
Signature graphic removed, please mail us if you would like to know why -Zhuge
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Archbishop
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Posted - 2005.10.27 20:30:00 -
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Archbishop sits at the dining room table of his Chaven estate as a Minmatar wine slave poors another glass of wine.
"Sir you have to see this!" said a young Amarrian assistant rushing in and laying a copy of a magazine on the table infront of the Priest.
"Hmmm very interesting" said Archbishop as he paged through the publication. "Decadence, individuality, self absorbtion and egomania all in one publication. The Gallante have struck again".
"Yes sir.... at least there are no foul pictures!" said the assistant as the Admiral handed the magazine back to him.
"Yes it appears the GLS is following the conditions of our agreement and not importing ****ography". Archbishop picked up his glass and took another sip as he leaned back in his chair and contemplated his next move.
The assistant walked out of the room as the Admiral from PIE considered his next project. Perhaps it was time to release an Amarrian magazine so people could be exposed to God and the glory of Amarr. Perhaps a counter publication was in order.
Archbishop
VISIT THE PIE HOMEPAGE & FORUMS
PIE INFORMATION CENTER |
Siren Shiva
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Posted - 2005.10.27 21:31:00 -
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Siren Shiva lounges on her stuffed orange couch, contemplating the cover of the magazine before her with a mixture of suspiciousness, curiosity and a trace of cold, half-suppressed anger. After a lingering moment, one of her slender fingers reaches out to finally touch the cover page and turn it slowly.
After turning a few more pages, Siren Shiva glances sidewards to the black, orange-eyed dog who rests beside her, suspiciousness still darkening her blueish-grey, kohl-framed eyes.
"If this is as horrible as I suspect, I'll let you play with it."
The large dog lifts his head from the battered carpet and reveals his sharp teeth, grinning as only dogs can.
Siren Shiva clicks her pierced tongue and turns another page, murmuring to herself:
"An article about tying the victim up in bed... I'm not sure if my former owner would feel inspired by this, but maybe Mr. Archbishop would..."
Siren Shiva wrinkles her nose and glances towards the dog once more, exhaling a faint snort.
"An over one month old magazine will hardly touch the timeframe of his 'contract' with Miss Doyle... but I'm sure those holoreels were quite a lot worse than this. She sure enjoyed advertising them as such. And after all the effort she went through, with a predictable result and an overly friendly response, who would believe she just STOPS? That woman is mad."
Siren Shiva finally closes the magazine and carelessly tosses it aside, reaching for her neocom. A smile touches her lips, sweeping the shadows from her face as she touches the small device's interface, and Verone's name begins to blink on the display.
Signature graphic removed, please mail us if you would like to know why -Zhuge
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2005.10.27 22:53:00 -
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Originally by: Archbishop
Perhaps it was time to release an Amarrian magazine so people could be exposed to God and the glory of Amarr. Perhaps a counter publication was in order.
Amarr Holey Inquisition 
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Trevedian
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Posted - 2005.10.27 23:09:00 -
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Mmmmmmmmmmm Lorna Doone.. I lub her cookies!
Sex0r > you're bounty turns me on.. you seem like the kind of amarrian to dominate me
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2005.10.28 07:19:00 -
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you can sign me up for a year.
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I lost my parrot
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Brastagi
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Posted - 2005.10.28 08:30:00 -
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Edited by: Brastagi on 28/10/2005 08:30:15
Searching for GLB magazine in a store, I asked the clerk
"Sorry sir we're run out of GLB magazines stock. It's hot item now, our next shipment due in next week"
"Bah! Any stations that have it in this system?"
"Currently..... no. But you may visit Jita. They have large stocks there"
"That's 16 jumps from here!!!"
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[colour=yellow]Is the sig small enuff now?[/colour] |
Shemar
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Posted - 2005.10.28 10:54:00 -
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Edited by: Shemar on 28/10/2005 10:54:09
We deeply apologise for that Mr. Brastagi. Perhaps Jenny Spitfire's idea to be our official distibutor can benefit us all. We should talk
Trembling hands or nerves of steel, someone tell me what to feel. |
Fuesha
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Posted - 2005.10.28 11:52:00 -
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I do hope it has a Crossword Section?
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2005.10.28 12:19:00 -
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Originally by: Shemar
Edited by: Shemar on 28/10/2005 10:54:09
We deeply apologise for that Mr. Brastagi. Perhaps Jenny Spitfire's idea to be our official distibutor can benefit us all. We should talk
Sure, I am awaiting for Miss Doyle's response in this. Please bear with me/us for the time being. 
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Shemar
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Posted - 2005.10.28 12:35:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Sure, I am awaiting for Miss Doyle's response in this. Please bear with me/us for the time being.
Ms. Doyle schedule is an absolute nightmare these days. I am sure she will get back to you as soon as possible.
Trembling hands or nerves of steel, someone tell me what to feel. |
Shemar
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Posted - 2005.10.28 12:36:00 -
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Originally by: Fuesha
I do hope it has a Crossword Section?
I believe there is one, with bonus hidden naughty words. 
Trembling hands or nerves of steel, someone tell me what to feel. |
Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.10.28 15:32:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I want to be your official distributor!
Oh Jenny aren't you a delicious morsel~
A vast majority of our merchandise distribution is handled via independent traders such as yourself rather than Syndicate employees, and such an agreement would be most beneficial, especially if according to Brastagi we can't seem to fill the demand fast enough. 
Feel free to contact me at your earliest convenience so that we might discuss the matter more indepth.
xoxo
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2005.10.28 15:57:00 -
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Originally by: Kaleigh Doyle
Oh Jenny aren't you a delicious morsel~
A vast majority of our merchandise distribution is handled via independent traders such as yourself rather than Syndicate employees, and such an agreement would be most beneficial, especially if according to Brastagi we can't seem to fill the demand fast enough.
Feel free to contact me at your earliest convenience so that we might discuss the matter more indepth.
xoxo
Thanks for the quick reply. Do I contact you via e-mail or using this channel?
x
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Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.10.28 16:04:00 -
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Private comms will suffice.
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Jon Engel
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Posted - 2005.10.28 18:57:00 -
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How much publicity will we waste on these people?
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Shemar
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Posted - 2005.10.28 19:02:00 -
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Originally by: Jon Engel
How much publicity will we waste on these people?
Have you seen a doctor for that case of sever crankiness?
Trembling hands or nerves of steel, someone tell me what to feel. |
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