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Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.09.12 05:59:00 -
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With the Miss EVE competition in an organizational quagmire, the Glamour Syndicate has taken upon itself to found the first annual Mr. Universe Competition.
Are you God's gift to women? Do your clothes tear apart when you flex? Have you ever felt like your perfect, chiseled bod is unappreciated by the masses? Well look no further!
The Mr. Universe Competition is a male-only event pitting the hottest capsule hunks in the universe against one another for the coveted title of Mr. Universe. Participants will be judged on a wide range of characteristics ranging from appearance, nickname, talents, and may be required to answer questions. The event will begin regionally and trim down eventually until only one participant remains. This will be determined by an impartial jury composed of members of all major ethnicities within the Syndicate. Employees of the Syndicate are not allowed to participate in this event as a guarantee of impartiality.
The first phase of the competition will commence immediately, with signups designated by region and limited by ethnicity. Here are the available regions:
Amarr: - (Amarr/Ni-Kunni only) Genesis Domain Kador Aridia Kor-Azor Tash Murkon Devoid The Bleak Lands
Ammatar: - (Brutor/Sebeistor Ammatars preferred) Derelik
Khandid: - (Dark Amarr preferred) Khandid
Caldari: - (Civre/Deteis only) The Forge The Citadel Lonetrek
Minmatar: - (Brutor/Sebiestor only) Heimatar Metropolis Molden Heath
Thukker Tribe: - (Brutor/Sebiestor only) Great Wildlands
Gallente: - (Intaki/Gallente preferred) Sinq Laison Placid Verge Vendor Everyshore Solitude Essence
Intaki Syndicate: - (Intaki preferred) Syndicate
The above regions are restricted by ethnicity based on the majority population occupying each Nation's regions. However, if you're not of the predesignated ethnicity yet wish to participate in another region, some proof of eligibility must be established for exceptions to be made(ie. you're a Minnie citizen of the Federation, or a slave of the Empire- prove it).
The following groups are not racially bound, but rather by Territorial ownership(any race may apply, but should represent the chosen group well):
Blood Raiders: Delve
Sansha's Nation: Stain
Serpentis: Fountain
Angel Cartel: Curse
Guristas: Venal
ORE: Outer Ring
How to Participate Please supply the following information: 1. Photo Headshot 2. Full Name or Nickname 3. Desired Region to participate (choose one) 4. Answer the following question - Why should you be chosen as Mr. <desired Region name>?
Applications will be accepted within one week from the date this message was posted, no later. Incomplete applications will not be considered for participation(this includes ? faces). Empty regions will be negated from the contest, and if only one member applies to a region, they will automatically advance to the next phase.
Corporate Sponsorship The Glamour Syndicate is opening this event to other corporations who wish to donate isk to the winners, in exchange for a free advertisement(text or hyperlink to forums or whatever) at the announcement phases. If your corporation would like to sponsor the Mr. Universe Competition, simply mail me(ingame) the corporation you're representing, the quantity contributed, and the actual isk contribution. Anonymous or poorly detailed isk transactions will not be refunded.
Let the contest begin!
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Duji
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Posted - 2005.09.12 08:51:00 -
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Edited by: Duji on 12/09/2005 08:51:37
Name: Duji Region: Mr. Syndicate
Why should I be Mr. Syndicate?
That's a rather simple answer really, I think that I should be Mr. Syndicate because, I'm alarmingly charming, fabulously funny and generally good at housework. I'm an inter-stellar trader I bring goods and equipment to people all over the Universe, I must admit I make a small profit on the side but that keeps the roof over my head. I mean really? What more is there to say? I'm just a normal guy making his way in the place we call EVE.
((But the link doesn't want to work)) ___________________________________________
Meaningful playing and playful working |
Amenda Guidly
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Posted - 2005.09.12 09:03:00 -
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<A smile glides across her teeth as she decides to play a joke on an old "friend">
Umm Hi! Im not really entering, Im doing this for a...friend of mine sorta. He "told" me to send this in for him.
<winks at Kaliegh>
And for a headshot..Miss Doyle, Im sure you know what he looks like. You Pilots all know each other yeah?
2.) Lyserious "Ly'sol" Solurik
3.) Mr. Verge Vendor of course!
4.) Ummm well...<Mimicks a Tierijev accent and speaks in a deep voice> "How cute, a beauty contest. And she wants to see the Caldari envoled. Well Im your whor...man for the job. Someone has got to represent the pocket."
Oh he is going to be sooo mad! It be to funny if he won.
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Ly'sol
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Posted - 2005.09.12 09:13:00 -
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* was about to give his usual encouragement mixed in with a remark about her hair until he saw his entry *
Im not doing.. * sighs *
This serves no real purpose unless... * raises his eyebrow to Kaliegh *
What does one get for winning the competition?
.....thinks....
No I am not doing it. -------------------------- Vist the Jericho Fraction Forums
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Amenda Guidly
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Posted - 2005.09.12 09:16:00 -
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What! Come on Ly'!
You would so win over those other ugiler guys!
<Looks to Kaleigh>
You know when he smiles he has these cutest dimples.
<Looks back at Ly'sol>
Im serious! It would be easy ah...moneeeey <waves her credit stick in front of the screen>
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Ly'sol
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Posted - 2005.09.12 09:22:00 -
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How did you reply so fast?
ugh, No I'm not doing it and its insulting you trying to get me to do it for money.
Besides,
Why should I be "chosen" anyways. Im not that nice of a person, Ive done somethings that if i were on a planet Id be jailed for. Amenda, this is a humanitarian contest on who can be the nicest suck ups. They dont want someone who is like that. -------------------------- Vist the Jericho Fraction Forums
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Ly'sol
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Posted - 2005.09.12 09:30:00 -
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Edited by: Ly''sol on 12/09/2005 09:31:45 Edited by: Ly''sol on 12/09/2005 09:29:06 Im not going to do it period.
wait a sec,
Quote: You would so win over those other ugiler guys!
what are you trying to say. -------------------------- Vist the Jericho Fraction Forums
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Amenda Guidly
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Posted - 2005.09.12 09:31:00 -
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Don't worry about how fast i reply.
And omg you can be so dense.
<Whispers to Kaliegh>
You see that, he trys to act like a harden criminal to hide the fact he is so stupidly noble that he doesnt realise it! Tell me why wouldnt you want to parade him around like that!
Besides Ly'sol,
You got a funky accent that no woman could not like and more than that your cute. So go ahead!! Stop being a stiff and do it! Besides, you could probally get your...
Eep, I gotta get back to class!
Love and Kisses!
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Amenda Guidly
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Posted - 2005.09.12 09:34:00 -
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Originally by: Ly'sol Edited by: Ly''sol on 12/09/2005 09:31:45 Edited by: Ly''sol on 12/09/2005 09:29:06 Im not going to do it period.
wait a sec,
Quote: You would so win over those other ugiler guys!
what are you trying to say.
Er...ah..
Look i Got to run like right now, I'm going to be late for class. ta ta!!
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Duji
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Posted - 2005.09.12 10:20:00 -
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Ly'sol you don't know and you probably not interested in knowing me tiher, but it could be a laugh, I mean wtf else is there to do but take part in these little quirks of Kaleigh's, listen to that giggly little Gallente of yours. ___________________________________________
Meaningful playing and playful working |
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GhostNB
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Posted - 2005.09.12 10:47:00 -
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Edited by: GhostNB on 12/09/2005 10:52:18 Name: GhostNB
Why should I be Mr.Genesis?!
My corp has pioneered the realm of carebearing, i have never left the station, in fact i barely log on. Genesis contains the system of Yulai, which is my spiritual carebear home. I WANT WORLD PEACE AND FREE ORES!!
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Tamora
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Posted - 2005.09.12 11:00:00 -
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Edited by: Tamora on 12/09/2005 11:03:26 Edited by: Tamora on 12/09/2005 11:01:52 Edited by: Tamora on 12/09/2005 11:00:30 Name: Tamora (Tam)
Why should I be Mr.Sinq Liason?
Not only do I have the Lynx effect of women following me around shopping centres and quafe bars, but you have to admit Im drop dead good looking. I am muscular I have a posh hair do and the frown of death that gives girls goose bumps all over.
Im a commanding individual with a dynamic and emotional personality - and a sense of humour that is unrivalled ( I laugh at funerals and everything)
I never pee on the toilet seat and always put it down when Im done.
I cook 5 course meals and dine my girls by candle light over looking a beautiful Pator sunset from one of the most luxurious apartments in the system. I clean like a mo fo, I cant stand dirt.
I volunteer for FOMS (freedom of minmatar slaves) its a charitable organisation, I have adopted so many minmatar children who are orphaned - I dedicate all my spare time to them.
All in all im a cr@cking guy that deserves this title. Oh... and I have 5 Nightmare battleships.
edit - my spelling is atrocious, can you actually develop dyslexia over night?
Gone to Kebab shop for a bit of mystery meat |
Sabbott
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Posted - 2005.09.12 11:44:00 -
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Name: Sabbott Nick: Titanium "The Titan" Sabbott Region: Delve
Full size picture of my muscles & perfect body/looks
Why should I be Mr Delve? Cause I work very hard, am strong & can bench 300 pounds, and drink somones blood till their lifeless in under 5 minutes, hmm, did i mention my good looks and how many women chase me around *grins*
Vote me for Mr Delve !! I'll make peace with the north !
Our website http://www.blood-inquisition.net
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Blade Gunner
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Posted - 2005.09.12 14:43:00 -
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Sabbott gets my vote, you should see him work out !!! To straight talk is free, smack talk can be very expensive. the choice is of course yours . |
Branco
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Posted - 2005.09.12 15:29:00 -
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Why should I be Mr. Heimatar?
I have in the recent weeks become my own boss by forming MasterMind Industries a start-up corporation that especializes in the construction of ships and common goods for the pod pilot community.
I was in the past commited to the war between the Minmatar and Amarr slavers but have since then come into the ways of peace and I believe that dialogue and diplomacy can be much better weapons to fight the problems of this Universe.
If I win this competition I would use the recognition gained with such a competition to spread the ways of peace around the Universe.
Recruiting. |
Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.09.12 15:31:00 -
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Edited by: Kaleigh Doyle on 12/09/2005 15:32:31 Very nice thus far. May as well enter Ly'sol hun, you've got nothing to lose.
I'll toss in 10mil of my own isk to sweeten the deal for the winner.
Keep 'em coming boys.
(just a note- the avatar on the side will do, unless you have a specific link to a pic you wanna submit)
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RUNYOUFOOLS
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Posted - 2005.09.12 15:32:00 -
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without a doubt i vote for sabbott. his just so hunky
(this post had nothing to do with cookie bribes)
/me ♥ veld (notify) Your ship is no longer in the same location, so whatever it was you were trying to fails.
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ScoRpS
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Posted - 2005.09.12 15:54:00 -
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I would like to try out for "Mr Metropolis"
Why?
because I will attempt to make a secret deal with the judge/s of this competition to win and split the cookies
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Shuo Ban
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Posted - 2005.09.12 16:10:00 -
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Name: Shuo Ban Region: Brutor/Sebiestor ehh ... cant remember which one of those im from ..... chip blow half my memory 2 ....
Well ... i can talk to my blade, have tremendous fun killing slavers ... and well im not right in the head ..... Also unpredictable .... yah also im an artist.....
My tri-blade was to shy to participate so im doing it instead ... -----------------------------------------------
An attempt to understand slavers language and behavior |
Alasse Cuthalion
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Posted - 2005.09.12 17:06:00 -
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Sabbott gets my vote... his exploits are certainly well known amongst the regulars at The Alamo in NOL-M9.
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.09.12 17:20:00 -
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Edited by: Ikvar on 12/09/2005 17:20:28 < Photo Full Name: Ahzelan Ikvar. Nickname(s): 'Ikvar', 'Ik', 'You ************sucking ****er!'. Region: The Bleak Lands.
Why I should be Mr. Bleak Lands:
Because I'm dark, mysterious and dangerous just like the region and underneath that robe is a perfect, prison toned body Plus, if you don't pick me I might have to go kill someone, someone named YOU
Originally by: James Lyrus Complaining about PvP & Pirates in EVE is like complaining about the mines in minesweeper. |
Darius Shakor
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Posted - 2005.09.12 17:24:00 -
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Name: Darius Shakor
Region: Heinmatar
Why?
As a child growing on Matar I always aspired to be a little different than the typical traditional attitudes of my Clan Elders. I idolised the clan leader at the time who was my Uncle, because he pushed the Elders to changes. My father died from Vitoc mutation a week after my birth, so my Uncle was the foremost inspiration in my life as to what to aspire to.
Our clan is still highly traditional, and the Elders resistant to change. I saw the value of taking to the stars for the betterment of the clan, where they worried about keeping the status quo. I showed them that taking to the stars does not mean we lose all of who and what we are, and that far more noble deeds and the spirit of our clan in the past could be discovered in helping others rather than our selves. I believe that those that take to the stars to better their fellow kin, that risk all and lose all for something bigger than them, are true Minmatars.
(For my current photo, check in game.-Different PC here that cannot access my ships interface since my old one died.-) ------
Pain is meant to be felt. It is meant to exist. |
Astarte Nosferatu
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Posted - 2005.09.12 17:29:00 -
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Sabbott
------------------------------------------ Member of the [23] Follower of the Blood Revolution. Sani Sabik.
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Tomahawk Bliss
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Posted - 2005.09.12 17:32:00 -
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As a gold member of the official Shamiz Orzoz Fan Club, I submit Shamis Orzoz for Mr. Universe as Mr. Great Wild Lands!
Why Shamis?
Shamis is a big hunky man whose virility is known by many a brothel employee all across the universe, as his legions of bastard children can attest.
No one else would be better suited to be Mr. Universe, and if they were he'd just kill'em anyway!
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Constantine Arcanum
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Posted - 2005.09.12 21:42:00 -
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You KNOW I'm Mr. Verge Vendor. C'mon, how many guys out there look like me? Comments welcome. ______________________________________________________ Ph33r my H4nds0m3n3ss, n00blar!
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Bonaventure Augustus
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Posted - 2005.09.12 22:25:00 -
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Name: Bonaventure Augustus Region: Molden Heath
Why Me? 'Cause I'm the softspoken philosophical type who's not afraid to do what is necessary in the quest for truth and justice. And my grooming habits are a step above most of my brutor brethren.
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. |
Camar
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Posted - 2005.09.12 22:49:00 -
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2. Camar 3. Mr Metropolis 4. Simply because I'm rich ^^
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Rasitiln
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Posted - 2005.09.12 22:57:00 -
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< photo Names Rasitiln nicknames Ras rasi and Rasit Mr Molden Heath why me simple because I'm the sexiest beast ever and Im shamises bastard child and im very active in the save a roid kill a carebear foundation.
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Neon Genesis
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Posted - 2005.09.12 23:03:00 -
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Why should i be Mr.Syndicate?
I am a swashbuckler and a gentleman, always ready to congratulate a victim of my piracy on the defence of their goods, even if it was not successful. The locals know me as a dangerous fellow, and i converse with my foes often, enjoying gentle banter
Vote Neon!
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There, i just contributed nothing to your thread
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Dao 2
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Posted - 2005.09.12 23:11:00 -
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Name: Dao2-SKP Verge Vendor (aka despensor of death to rocks)
Why should I be Mr. Verge Vendor?
Cause I vend shoddy trit to the masses and use the rest for quafe production! Just like a real vending machine, cept its not ice cold and it costs $1.29 and only takes pennies.
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