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Jonasan Mikio
Hateful Munitions
Totally Consensual
14
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Posted - 2013.04.19 19:11:00 -
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*Insert witty smack talk that makes enemies blood boil.. or whatever*
http://caldaridefense.com/?p=183 |
X Gallentius
Justified Chaos
1311
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Posted - 2013.04.19 19:29:00 -
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Urpiken Constellation is part of the Caldari Wildlife Preserve.
CCP chatgris is on vacation, so nobody has been able to renew their hunting licenses.
... and I would like to announce that the CEO of the FDU Corbolia Palmezine has agreed to set up two Caldari Wildlife Preserves. No FDU pilots are allowed to kill Caldari vessels in the Urpiken and Ieyema Constellations without a license. This license can be purchased from CCP chatgris ... |
YoYoMommy
Aideron Robotics
0
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Posted - 2013.04.19 19:47:00 -
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Congratulation on taking back Enaluri. Oh wait... |
Jonasan Mikio
Hateful Munitions
Totally Consensual
14
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Posted - 2013.04.19 19:53:00 -
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X Gallentius wrote:Urpiken Constellation is part of the Caldari Wildlife Preserve.CCP chatgris is on vacation, so nobody has been able to renew their hunting licenses. ... and I would like to announce that the CEO of the FDU Corbolia Palmezine has agreed to set up two Caldari Wildlife Preserves. No FDU pilots are allowed to kill Caldari vessels in the Urpiken and Ieyema Constellations without a license. This license can be purchased from CCP chatgris ...
*insert over the top comment about CCP helping out gallente and how biased this games devs are... followed by a rage quiet, so fierce it can only be overwhelmed by the "can I haz your stuff" responses*
CCP Helping you onion style propaganda is like so 2008.. Surely you haz better master plan then that? I paid good isk for that Master PlanGäó. You better pay up if you want us to stop taking your systems. We had an agreement! ;) |
Juan Rayo
Justified Chaos
70
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Posted - 2013.04.19 19:57:00 -
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Jonasan Mikio wrote: CCP Helping you onion style propaganda is like so 2008..
Hey it was squids that kept on going "CCP devs help Gallente by any means", hence our trolling.
Congratz on taking back 2 systems, good job.
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X Gallentius
Justified Chaos
1311
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Posted - 2013.04.19 20:08:00 -
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Jonasan Mikio wrote:CCP Helping you onion style propaganda is like so 2008.. Surely you haz better master plan then that? I paid good isk for that Master PlanGäó. You better pay up if you want us to stop taking your systems. We had an agreement! ;) I could tell you that there is no master plan - that each alliance and corporation does its own thing. We come together for important objectives when by chance the stars align every now end then. But that would be a total lie. The reality is that Juan Rayo controls everything the militia does from his fenced compound in the cocoa producing regions of Colombia. |
Jonasan Mikio
Hateful Munitions
Totally Consensual
14
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Posted - 2013.04.19 20:19:00 -
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So I guess I am not as witty as you guys. So I found this
http://allaboutfrogs.org/funstuff/jokes.html
Please just pick the one that you feel most insulted by ok? |
JAF Anders
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Samurai Pizza Cats
93
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Posted - 2013.04.19 20:27:00 -
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CCP Helping? Is he new? |
Jonasan Mikio
Hateful Munitions
Totally Consensual
14
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Posted - 2013.04.19 20:31:00 -
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JAF Anders wrote:CCP Helping? Is he new?
Naa man we have met before. My corp took two of your pocos..... and when rainbow dash was balls deep in your face, we warped in on your logi and scared you guys off. Was a GF though o7 |
Deen Wispa
Justified Chaos
500
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Posted - 2013.04.19 20:52:00 -
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Personal blogs don't really count. Once you make it into more objective unbiased journalistic sites such as themittani.com, then let's talk.
High Five. Yeah!
C'est La Eve . |
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Ginger Barbarella
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
1257
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Posted - 2013.04.19 21:01:00 -
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Good job, CCDM & Totally Consensual!! 
"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac |
Ginger Barbarella
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
1257
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Posted - 2013.04.19 21:01:00 -
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Deen Wispa wrote:Personal blogs don't really count. Once you make it into more objective unbiased journalistic sites such as themittani.com, then let's talk.
I see what you did there...
"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac |
Jonasan Mikio
Hateful Munitions
Totally Consensual
14
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Posted - 2013.04.19 21:10:00 -
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Deen Wispa wrote:Personal blogs don't really count. Once you make it into more objective unbiased journalistic sites such as themittani.com, then let's talk.
Oh baby don't worry, you dont have to be shy girly. We will remember you. Let me know if you still wanna switch sides, you know we will pay you far more then gallente.. umm per "pop" ;), but id understand if you were an "on the fence" kinda girl.... |
Deen Wispa
Justified Chaos
500
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Posted - 2013.04.19 21:14:00 -
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Jonasan Mikio wrote:Deen Wispa wrote:Personal blogs don't really count. Once you make it into more objective unbiased journalistic sites such as themittani.com, then let's talk. Oh baby don't worry, you dont have to be shy girly. We will remember you. Let me know if you still wanna switch sides, you know we will pay you far more then gallente.. umm per "pop" ;), but id understand if you were an "on the fence" kinda girl....
I don't think you understand how it works;
First, you work on improving your corp Killboard so it looks like this.
Then, you come smack on the forums.
Me and the boys will be out tonight in the Caldari wildflife preserves. I hope your fleets are as strong as your forum warrioring ;)
High Five. Yeah!
C'est La Eve . |
Jonasan Mikio
Hateful Munitions
Totally Consensual
14
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Posted - 2013.04.19 21:17:00 -
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Deen Wispa wrote:Jonasan Mikio wrote:Deen Wispa wrote:Personal blogs don't really count. Once you make it into more objective unbiased journalistic sites such as themittani.com, then let's talk. Oh baby don't worry, you dont have to be shy girly. We will remember you. Let me know if you still wanna switch sides, you know we will pay you far more then gallente.. umm per "pop" ;), but id understand if you were an "on the fence" kinda girl.... I don't think you understand how it works; First, you work on improving your corp Killboard so it looks like this. Then, you come smack on the forums. Me and the boys will be out tonight in the Caldari wildflife preserves to Lightem Up. I hope your fleets are as strong as your forum warrioring ;)
Hopefully, but if not our docking game is even better then our forum warrioring!
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Cearain
Black Dragon Fighting Society
The Devil's Tattoo
870
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Posted - 2013.04.19 21:33:00 -
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What happened?
Make faction war occupancy pvp instead of pve
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=53815&#post53815
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JAF Anders
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Samurai Pizza Cats
93
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Posted - 2013.04.19 21:51:00 -
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Jonasan Mikio wrote:JAF Anders wrote:CCP Helping? Is he new? Naa man we have met before. My corp took two of your pocos..... and when rainbow dash was balls deep in your face, we warped in on your logi and scared you guys off. Was a GF though o7
CCP Helping is a name. That's the joke. |
Super Chair
Project Cerberus
Caldari State Capturing
485
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Posted - 2013.04.19 22:55:00 -
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Deen Wispa wrote:Personal blogs don't really count. Once you make it into more objective unbiased journalistic sites such as themittani.com, then let's talk.
When is your next standup DvD coming out? 
Project Cerberus is recruiting for the US Timezone, click here |
Scylus Black
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
Templis Dragonaors
10
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Posted - 2013.04.19 23:26:00 -
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Deen Wispa wrote:Personal blogs don't really count. Once you make it into more objective unbiased journalistic sites such as themittani.com, then let's talk.
Pravda
Scylus Black - CEO
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
http://www.caldaridefense.com/
CCDM Is recruiting US/EU Pilots!
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Scylus Black
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
Templis Dragonaors
10
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Posted - 2013.04.19 23:27:00 -
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Deen Wispa wrote:Me and the boys will be out tonight in the Caldari wildflife preserves to Lightem Up. I hope your fleets are as strong as your forum warrioring ;)
My keyboard kung-fu is better than yours... No can defend.
I'll get the boys together.
Scylus Black - CEO
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
http://www.caldaridefense.com/
CCDM Is recruiting US/EU Pilots!
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Scylus Black
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
Templis Dragonaors
10
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Posted - 2013.04.19 23:31:00 -
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X Gallentius wrote:I could tell you that there is no master plan - that each alliance and corporation does its own thing. We come together for important objectives when by chance the stars align every now end then. But that would be a total lie. The reality is that Juan Rayo controls everything the militia does from his fenced compound in the cocoa producing regions of Colombia.
Can you pass the word to El Jefe that his Mom needs to give my socks back? Thanks.
Scylus Black - CEO
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
http://www.caldaridefense.com/
CCDM Is recruiting US/EU Pilots!
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Jonasan Mikio
Hateful Munitions
Totally Consensual
16
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Posted - 2013.04.20 01:30:00 -
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I got her on speed dial bro, ill hit her up for yeah ;) |
Scylus Black
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
Templis Dragonaors
10
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Posted - 2013.04.20 02:30:00 -
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Jonasan Mikio wrote:I got her on speed dial bro, ill hit her up for yeah ;)
Thanks man. Just need to know. Hips or Lips.
Scylus Black - CEO
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
http://www.caldaridefense.com/
CCDM Is recruiting US/EU Pilots!
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Scylus Black
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
Templis Dragonaors
10
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Posted - 2013.04.20 13:55:00 -
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Ginger Barbarella wrote:Good job, CCDM & Totally Consensual!!
Thanks Ginger!
Scylus Black - CEO
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
http://www.caldaridefense.com/
CCDM Is recruiting US/EU Pilots!
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SAJUK NIGARRA
Shadows Of The Federation
Drunk 'n' Disorderly
125
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Posted - 2013.04.20 18:26:00 -
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Deen Wispa wrote:
objective unbiased journalistic sites such as themittani.com.
I lol'd hard.
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Shadow Adanza
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Samurai Pizza Cats
69
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Posted - 2013.04.20 21:45:00 -
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Jonasan Mikio wrote:JAF Anders wrote:CCP Helping? Is he new? Naa man we have met before. My corp took two of your pocos..... and when rainbow dash was balls deep in your face, we warped in on your logi and scared you guys off. Was a GF though o7
I lol'd.
The party that wasn't involved in the fight talking smack. Rainbow and QCats were on the field for an hour and a half slugging it out, where were you guys for that? Oh right...
Hey! You're no zombie! |
Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2474
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Posted - 2013.04.20 22:35:00 -
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Man, I've seen tear-posts and tear-threads but I've never seen an entire website full of tears before.
Mane 614
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chatgris
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Samurai Pizza Cats
464
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Posted - 2013.04.21 00:54:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:Man, I've seen tear-posts and tear-threads but I've never seen an entire website full of tears before.
I'm actually not sure if it's tears on the website.. I was quite interested to find a Caldari blog, but I honestly could not figure out what it was saying: Here is an example, with "sentence" (I use this word loosely) by sentence analysis. Nothing has been removed, all of these "sentences" were contiguous.
http://caldaridefense.com/?p=37
> So I got this off the Ways of the Mew.
Might be the only coherent sentence in this paragraph. (I believe he is referencing this article: http://thewaysofthemew.blogspot.com/2013/04/qcats-are-very-very-active-apparently.html)
> When you truly think about it.
This is a sentence?
>You realize that for a Caldari Faction Warfare Alliance to achieve Top 5 in a list that should be geared towards Pirates and Frogs.
Realize what? Even if I merge the previous sentence with this one, it makes no sense!? (Also, why should the list be geared towards Pirates and Frogs?)
> Really the QCats.
OK, there's the QCATS...
> One has to question either the author or the lack of skill in those categories. Seriously they could not find another Gallente to fill the spot?
Question the author about what? Is this meant to be smack talk about QCATS being unskilled?
Does the author even know that this was a collection of kill stats, so it's not about just "picking the favourite Gallente corporation"?
> Be that as it may we are honored to be listed as the number one Caldari Alliance in Faction Warfare.
Followed by this I am thinking that maybe the previous two sentences are not smack talking QCATS since they are honoured to be the top of the list for Caldari? |
Taoist Dragon
Bastion of Mad Behaviour
Caldari State Capturing
387
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Posted - 2013.04.21 01:35:00 -
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I'd just like to say thank you to the gallente as well.
Some of you run away when my fail ships appear but some of you stick around to blow me up \o/
Even better some of you allow me the pleasure of blowing you up.
This my friends is a great relationship and long may it continue. 
That is the Way, the Tao.
Balance is everything. |
Bad Messenger
Nasranite Watch
435
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Posted - 2013.04.21 05:08:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:Man, I've seen tear-posts and tear-threads but I've never seen an entire website full of tears before.
Seems that gallente is on full panic, some one has organized action in caldari FW ! Troll it down ! |
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