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Arlenic Cocomoonik
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Posted - 2005.09.23 12:06:00 -
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Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." Albert Einstein |
Kunoichi
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Posted - 2005.09.23 12:13:00 -
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joke...
whats has drinking canadian beer and having sex in a canoe in common?
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both is f....ng close to water :-)
greets
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Arlenic Cocomoonik
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Posted - 2005.09.23 12:15:00 -
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but seriously, I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.
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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." Albert Einstein |
Liver Damage
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Posted - 2005.09.23 12:15:00 -
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A man walks into a blacksmiths and says to the owner "Do you have any experience with shoeing horses?"
The owner replies "No, but I once told a donkey to f**k off!"
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Sitri
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Posted - 2005.09.23 12:28:00 -
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A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid b*tch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me
as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!
She better not sh*t in the vegetable garden again!"
The silence in the cab was deafening.
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Aelius
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Posted - 2005.09.23 12:38:00 -
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Oh man strangest thread ever. I just got my self a headheak... 
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Useless alt
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Posted - 2005.09.23 12:50:00 -
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This will most likely go down into the EVE history as the most shameful thread ever...
So you get shot boohoo, so you join an other corp and guess what when they are in a war you get shot some more, boohoo. So you are so upset you decide to leave EVE because you can't take it anymore and your enemies are closing in on you. Well sure thats all nice an good why not. But to make such a drama out of it, man... get some self respect.
Look at the people around you, your corpmates your CEO, the allicanes you are in. Does it look like they care? (they don't even talk to you)
Just give your stuff away and stop whining will you.
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Sitri
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Posted - 2005.09.23 13:11:00 -
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 Originally by: Useless alt
This will most likely go down into the EVE history as the most shameful thread ever...
So you get shot boohoo, so you join an other corp and guess what when they are in a war you get shot some more, boohoo. So you are so upset you decide to leave EVE because you can't take it anymore and your enemies are closing in on you. Well sure thats all nice an good why not. But to make such a drama out of it, man... get some self respect.
Look at the people around you, your corpmates your CEO, the allicanes you are in. Does it look like they care? (they don't even talk to you)
Just give your stuff away and stop whining will you.
the main thing is that you didn't use an alt to say that 
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Aktar
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Posted - 2005.09.23 13:16:00 -
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Edited by: Aktar on 23/09/2005 13:18:53
Originally by: Useless alt
This will most likely go down into the EVE history as the most shameful thread ever...
So you get shot boohoo, so you join an other corp and guess what when they are in a war you get shot some more, boohoo. So you are so upset you decide to leave EVE because you can't take it anymore and your enemies are closing in on you. Well sure thats all nice an good why not. But to make such a drama out of it, man... get some self respect.
Look at the people around you, your corpmates your CEO, the allicanes you are in. Does it look like they care? (they don't even talk to you)
Just give your stuff away and stop whining will you.
Your absolutely right, will do...I was wrong to post....Why should anyone express their feelings.
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Aktar
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Posted - 2005.09.23 14:39:00 -
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Thanks for all the funny jokes...they definitely put a smile on my face!
As for the rest, well you really should read my original post. It was not a complaint and quite frankly I congratulated Spankage for kicking my butt.
To all those who choose to be negative towards me, if you want, I can escrow you my learning skills. They might help with your reading comprehension. Some of you need a boost in that area.
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Voltron
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Posted - 2005.09.23 15:48:00 -
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In all seriousness and honesty I would like to thank spankage for exposing Aktar for the coward and whiner he seems to be.....reminds me of another ex corp member we had by the name of Babyblue.
Goodbye Aktar, all I ever heard from you was asking for a cheap ferox, and last night I heard you complain about being camped in a station in .3 by a harpy......just for your info.......a harpy cannot tank the sentry guns in .3, hence you weren't camped in a station.
In defence of Black Lance I should have interviewed Aktar more thouroughly, I really don't like when guys like this affect our public image......but Aktar is a fellow Canadian so I just assumed all would be well.........boy was I wrong  .
Volt
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babyblue
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Posted - 2005.09.23 16:10:00 -
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Edited by: babyblue on 23/09/2005 16:10:26
Originally by: Voltron
In all seriousness and honesty I would like to thank spankage for exposing Aktar for the coward and whiner he seems to be.....reminds me of another ex corp member we had by the name of Babyblue.
Goodbye Aktar, all I ever heard from you was asking for a cheap ferox, and last night I heard you complain about being camped in a station in .3 by a harpy......just for your info.......a harpy cannot tank the sentry guns in .3, hence you weren't camped in a station.
In defence of Black Lance I should have interviewed Aktar more thouroughly, I really don't like when guys like this affect our public image......but Aktar is a fellow Canadian so I just assumed all would be well.........boy was I wrong .
Volt
I see. Black Lance have become a primary forum *****ing corp. One of the reasons I left after 10 months. Since I quit, I have never ONCE criticised or smacked a fellow ex-corp member from Black Lance on the forums or in space come to think of it, so why the **** you feel the need to do so in a completely unrelated thread is beyond me. Your problem Voltron, is that you think you are hot when in reality you are just another ill-educated red neck. Please get over yourself.
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Voltron
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Posted - 2005.09.23 16:15:00 -
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I must work at burger king too eh blue?
Volt
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Aktar
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Posted - 2005.09.23 16:16:00 -
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Originally by: Voltron
In all seriousness and honesty I would like to thank spankage for exposing Aktar for the coward and whiner he seems to be.....reminds me of another ex corp member we had by the name of Babyblue.
Goodbye Aktar, all I ever heard from you was asking for a cheap ferox, and last night I heard you complain about being camped in a station in .3 by a harpy......just for your info.......a harpy cannot tank the sentry guns in .3, hence you weren't camped in a station.
In defence of Black Lance I should have interviewed Aktar more thouroughly, I really don't like when guys like this affect our public image......but Aktar is a fellow Canadian so I just assumed all would be well.........boy was I wrong .
Volt
You Voltron make me sick. To bring up my nationality is against EULA and shows me your true colours.
What does me being Canadian have to do with this situation? You think you know me? This game is not RL, so stop trying to compare it.
So this is how I end my EVE career, being smack talked by a fellow Canadian?
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babyblue
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Posted - 2005.09.23 16:17:00 -
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Originally by: Voltron
I must work at burger king too eh blue?
Volt
That wouldn't suprise me.
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Voltron
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Posted - 2005.09.23 16:19:00 -
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Originally by: babyblue
Originally by: Voltron
I must work at burger king too eh blue?
Volt
That wouldn't suprise me.
Fries comin right up ma'am.
Volt
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Voltron
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Posted - 2005.09.23 16:21:00 -
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Originally by: Aktar
Originally by: Voltron
In all seriousness and honesty I would like to thank spankage for exposing Aktar for the coward and whiner he seems to be.....reminds me of another ex corp member we had by the name of Babyblue.
Goodbye Aktar, all I ever heard from you was asking for a cheap ferox, and last night I heard you complain about being camped in a station in .3 by a harpy......just for your info.......a harpy cannot tank the sentry guns in .3, hence you weren't camped in a station.
In defence of Black Lance I should have interviewed Aktar more thouroughly, I really don't like when guys like this affect our public image......but Aktar is a fellow Canadian so I just assumed all would be well.........boy was I wrong .
Volt
You Voltron make me sick. To bring up my nationality is against EULA and shows me your true colours.
What does me being Canadian have to do with this situation? You think you know me? This game is not RL, so stop trying to compare it.
So this is how I end my EVE career, being smack talked by a fellow Canadian?
Just assumed we wouldnt have to babysit or coddle you Aktar thats all, and after having read your original post I was thoroughly disappointed with having had you in the corp.
Good bye.
Volt
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El'Tar
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Posted - 2005.09.23 16:34:00 -
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well... i dont really care about why u're leaving or anything. i dont judge :) but i'm a newb so some help wont hurt at all... i'm in my first month now :)
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JOKE
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him. "You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."
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u gotta admit... thats funny
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Xavier Cardde
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Posted - 2005.09.23 17:00:00 -
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eh people shouldnt leave EVE...
with abominations like WoW out there...
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Gift
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Posted - 2005.09.23 17:15:00 -
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Off Topic - I wish the joke thread would have been separate from the flame thread. Maybe you should start the joke thread in the "New citizens" forum and leave this one for flaming. I liked the original intent of the thread but it's not very funny anymore.
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babyblue
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Posted - 2005.09.23 17:56:00 -
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Originally by: Voltron
Originally by: babyblue
Originally by: Voltron
I must work at burger king too eh blue?
Volt
That wouldn't suprise me.
Fries comin right up ma'am.
Volt
With respect to my Burger King comment, if I remember correctly someone said I had half a brain which quite frankly was a bit rich seeing as how he wasn't himself a Neurosurgeon. You can't infer cause from correlation after all. I mean what about someone who has had a Callosotomy? They have two halves of the same brain disconnected (give or take a small amount at the back), or people with microcephaly, who have a whole brain but just possibly a rather small one. Anyway, I simply pointed out that he might be serving me fries tommorrow night. IF YOU TOOK THIS TO MEAN I THOUGHT HE WAS AN IDIOT, YOU WOULD BE RIGHT. Here is the evidence. As you can see, it's pretty damning.
Now it seems to me, that 50% of Black Lance took offence to that. I can only conclude that Burger King are now offering Eve Online subscriptions and Black Lance Corp Membership with their employment package. Personally, I would rather have a pension plan and Christmas bonus.
As you know, being a man of the world, there are two kinds of truth: that which we know from reason and that which we know from experience. Leaving aside arguments over the nature of knowledge, I can safely say that in the latter case, the only time I was ever wished a Happy Christmas at Easter, was over the counter at Burger King.
Voltron, Goddamed Dumbass Tyrannosaur.
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Voltron
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Posted - 2005.09.23 18:01:00 -
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lolol you really have alot of real world pent up anger and hate towards me, i love it! Keep it comin smart guy, this is way better than doing crunches to work out my abs, WAY BETTER!!!
Volt
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Aktar
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Posted - 2005.09.23 18:10:00 -
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Originally by: Gift
Off Topic - I wish the joke thread would have been separate from the flame thread. Maybe you should start the joke thread in the "New citizens" forum and leave this one for flaming. I liked the original intent of the thread but it's not very funny anymore.
Agreed, Gift. I was tired when I posted this and should NOT have mentioned Spankage. The most recent personal attacks by Voltron have left me speechless and disappointed with the lack of a quicker response by CCP to lock this forum.
At least Spankage had the decency not to attack me personally in this forum. To be attacked by a former corpmate who recruited me and then disclosed personal and confidential information in this forum is a complete violation of the EULA and crosses the line in every respect.
In addition, whatever goodwill and generosity I have tried to create by giving my stuff away in a dignified manner has been destroyed by Voltron and his personal and vindicative attack on me.
I belive this forum should be locked because it is out of control. This is a very sad day for me Voltron, please show some restraint and do not reply. There is nothing left to be said you have tainted my taste for this game 100%
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dj lightning
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Posted - 2005.09.23 18:14:00 -
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/me crys
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Voltron
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Posted - 2005.09.23 18:16:00 -
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agreed this should be locked......Blue you know where to find me in game, and how to contact me, Aktar......have fun wherever you go, this has convinced me to conduct much more thorough interviews with people for recruitment and I thank you for that.
Safe journeys,
Volt
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Driven
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Posted - 2005.09.23 18:22:00 -
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Dude, before you hang it up, just remember "You're only beaten when you quit".
Apostles of Insanity is growing again.
Check us out!
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Nyxus
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Posted - 2005.09.23 18:22:00 -
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Frankly Aktar, this whole situation is all your fault, and whining does not help you. Eve is not a solo-player game. Look at the facts.
You were attacking -V- (a very good pvp alliance) by yourself becuase everyone else was taking a bio break since we have attacked them every day for 14+ hours for the last week. (And we have had GREAT fights with them)
You messed up and got podded, and shipped back to a .3 system. You were too afraid to undock becuase of a harpy outside the station of a .3 system.
You whined at a bunch of people who were afk. When they didn't answer you threw a tantrum on the forums.
If you don't want to die, you shouldn't be in a PvP alliance attacking another PvP alliance. If you want to fight with your mates who are fighting 14+ hours a day then you should be patient and form up with the fleets.
Whining on the forums becuase you attacked some good pvpers and got podded is just lame. We don't tolerate this type of player in NBSI. If you werent already gone we would have kicked you immediately.
Nyxus
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Aktar
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Posted - 2005.09.23 18:32:00 -
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Originally by: Nyxus
Frankly Aktar, this whole situation is all your fault, and whining does not help you. Eve is not a solo-player game. Look at the facts.
You were attacking -V- (a very good pvp alliance) by yourself becuase everyone else was taking a bio break since we have attacked them every day for 14+ hours for the last week. (And we have had GREAT fights with them)
You messed up and got podded, and shipped back to a .3 system. You were too afraid to undock becuase of a harpy outside the station of a .3 system.
You whined at a bunch of people who were afk. When they didn't answer you threw a tantrum on the forums.
If you don't want to die, you shouldn't be in a PvP alliance attacking another PvP alliance. If you want to fight with your mates who are fighting 14+ hours a day then you should be patient and form up with the fleets.
Whining on the forums becuase you attacked some good pvpers and got podded is just lame. We don't tolerate this type of player in NBSI. If you werent already gone we would have kicked you immediately.
Nyxus
Actually, you can confirm with Spankage. I was not podded and made it into station after asking for help over and over. If your so good, why didnt you come help me try to take him down? I had tried unsuccessfully two other times to fight them. The first time was me vs 3 of them. The second time I was ganked at gate by an entire fleet.
You can confirm with Spankage. I did not whine when I was podded nor did I attempt to log. I took it like a man.
But Nyxus, You just proved my entire point. For some bloody reason, when I ask for help from my corp mates I am moaning??? You have got to be kidding me.
Read my original post again. It is not edited and speaks for itself. I simply got tired of joining corps who didnt help me when I got in a jam.
Maybe I shouldnt quit Eve...just maybe there is a corp out there that will own you and your smack talking corp. Just maybe....
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babyblue
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Posted - 2005.09.23 18:37:00 -
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Originally by: Voltron
....Blue you know where to find me in game, and how to contact me
Why would I want to find you in game? I think you are a ******* idiot.
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Deja Thoris
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Posted - 2005.09.23 18:49:00 -
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1) Dont attack with uch silly odds (3v1)
2) NBSI - tell your mates when you are afk
There problem soved.
A Welshman says to his mate. "Met my gf's mum the other night"
"Oh, what did she say?"
"bahh bahh"
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