NovaCode
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Posted - 2005.09.28 18:41:00 -
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Been with these guys for almost a month now, pretty much my entire Eve career so far, and I'm stoked that I moved all my stuff down here.
These 23 jumps from my home, in an indy, without an afterburner nor insta, and left my family and all of my agents behind, and now I can't find any bloody pyroxeres in this whole forsaken constellation, and that I lost two ships in the relocation process, and my Osprey last night to some low-life, scum-sucking pirate... Great group of people, yeah. Nowhere else I'd rather be 
(hell, the way i figure it, I gotta get used to losing ships sometime, and at least I only had noobmods fitted, so they got nothing, LOL. I only lost a couple of frigates, and one of those was blatantly my fault  - though the first still hurts - oh you b**ch, I got your card marked!
Still, I was given a bunch of ISK by my CEO as compensation, which was nice. Especially as it only cost me a fifth of what he gave me to re-fit it all, including the purchase of a couple o' sweet skills, and a new (and better) ship. And also, LOL - having lost an Osprey last night; I return home from work today to find that my CEO had personally taken care of the aggressor. Nobody pwnts his Noobz) 
These guys have taught me loads about Eve; Mining (yeah, cause that was real hard to pick up..) [;p] Agent missions, Complexes, and I'm just now getting into research and production (made me first batch of ammo the other day, and gonna rebuild my cruiser tonight) 
As soon as my skills are ready, I'm looking to get trained up as Howitzer fodder, I-mean-a-PvP-Pilot - I gots me some payback to settle (see above...)
[alright quickly, whilst they're not listening - join up dammit; we're worked like slaves here, day and night; for not even minimal wage, with barely enough food to keep us from starving - please sign up, together, maybe we can overthrow our oppressors and bring an end to their reign of tyranny and N00bzploitation..!?]
*cough as CEO re-appears*
Ahem - Our two CEOs have a wealth of experience, which they are always happy and available to pass on to newer members...
[k.. he's gone - but not so much a wealth ISK, or so they tell me, though IÆm not so sure; I think maybe theyÆre just holding out on me, the tight-fisted gits. I only wanted a few hundred million worth of implants, and they try and feed me some bullcr*p about insufficient funds... They say they canÆt afford to buy them for me. They say they have expenses to pay, and investments that require their ISK instead. I am an investment dammit! They say they need to pay for materials, for labs and factories. They say, I'll only get podded and lose them all anyways. M'er F'ers! They say IÆm just being lazy, that I should stop my *****ing, and MineMFAO! LMFAO! - Wtf do they know, they only been playing since like forever!?! ROTFLOL we can pwn tehm be atches - N00bz 4tW!!!]
Err, I mean: Sir, Yessir! Just getting into my mining vessel now sirà
[thatÆs another blatant lie; itÆs all just crap really, IÆm not gonna do any stinking mining, ffs - I just wanna kill stuffà If all I wanted to do was shoot some æroids, IÆd be playing SimMiner 2k5 or Asteroids on the Atari... but shhh, I think they got this place bugged]
Errrr... ækay û so you see; just sign the hell up for our corp already? I don't get let out that often...
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