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Totalrx NA No Assholes 94	Posted - 2013.04.29 14:03:00 - [61] - Quote Wish granted: You are given a pill that will stop your headache in short order. Right before you die, you realize that it was cyanide. At least the headache will stop. I wish that my sock didn't have a hole in the toe.
Random McNally Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 6493	Posted - 2013.04.29 15:33:00 - [62] - Quote Done! Your sock begins to constrict, closing off the hole. Regretfully, your foot was still in the sock and has been crushed to uselessness. You now have a serious limp. I wish I had attended fanfest. Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!!
Commissar Kate Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 2061	Posted - 2013.04.29 15:46:00 - [63] - Quote You attend fanfest but a volcano explodes on Iceland and your stuck on that rock with a bunch of crazed eve players for a few weeks while the ash clears. I wish for a good lunch. -----damn forums ate my post again Set Lasers for Fun!!!
Random McNally Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 6504	Posted - 2013.04.29 15:58:00 - [64] - Quote Granted... You sit down to a catered meal with many courses. Fancy dressed waitrons pour wine and bring platters of you favorite dishes. By the time it's all prepared, lunch time is over and you are forced to go back to work with your only lunch being a "lost forum post" sandwich. I wish I didn't need to wish for anything. Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Mangala Solaris for CSM8.-á Free Saede!!
Kiana Firn Republic University Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2013.04.29 16:20:00 - [65] - Quote Random McNally wrote: Granted... You sit down to a catered meal with many courses. Fancy dressed waitrons pour wine and bring platters of you favorite dishes. By the time it's all prepared, lunch time is over and you are forced to go back to work with your only lunch being a "lost forum post" sandwich. I wish I didn't need to wish for anything. Granted. You have everything you could ever wish for. You realize that it doesn't make you happy and life with no further aspirations is terribly dull. You give everything away to charity and join a cult. I wish for magical wish granting cat.
Khergit Deserters 983	Posted - 2013.04.29 19:37:00 - [66] - Quote You get your magical wish-granting cat. Unfortunately, being a cat, it only grants its own wishes, not your wishes. And what it wishes is to be between you and your monitor, walking back and forth, stepping on your keyboard, head-butting your mouse hand, swishing its hairy tail across your mouth, and making you lose shiny ships. I wish I had could go scuba diving in Sulawesi, Indonesia.
Melek D'Ivri Shadows Sword 18	Posted - 2013.04.30 19:52:00 - [67] - Quote Someone wrote: I wish I had could go scuba diving in Sulawesi, Indonesia. You are scuba diving in Indonesia! Unfortunaley an unexpected mega sun spot dried up the entire ocean as you dove overboard and you're buried 3 feet into the sand. I wish I lived some place colder.
Leo DeSeis Capsuleer Outfitters Consortium Collective 960	Posted - 2013.04.30 23:59:00 - [68] - Quote Granted, you are now under the Atlantic Ocean. With cement shoes I wish I had better blood circulation
Sab Sab Five Purging Maelstrom Sicarius Draconis 57	Posted - 2013.05.03 22:59:00 - [69] - Quote Granted! Sadly, this causes massive stigmata, and you are bothered by crazy catholics and protestants alike for years. I wish i had 6 clones that would help me out in life.
Kirjava Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 4113	Posted - 2013.05.03 23:04:00 - [70] - Quote Sab Sab Five wrote: Granted! Sadly, this causes massive stigmata, and you are bothered by crazy catholics and protestants alike for years. I wish i had 6 clones that would help me out in life. Granted. None of your friends and family can tell which is the real you, all clones are from their perspective real, and all genuinly believe it. You are killed in ensuing struggle along with all of your clones. I wish I had a pony. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. /S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\
Commissar Kate Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 3824	Posted - 2013.05.03 23:06:00 - [71] - Quote Kirjava wrote: Sab Sab Five wrote: Granted! Sadly, this causes massive stigmata, and you are bothered by crazy catholics and protestants alike for years. I wish i had 6 clones that would help me out in life. Granted. None of your friends and family can tell which is the real you, all clones are from their perspective real, and all genuinly believe it. You are killed in ensuing struggle along with all of your clones. I wish I had a pony. I already granted someone a pony. You get nothing. I wish for a lump of coal. Set Lasers for Fun!!!
Bendonni Narri Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 543	Posted - 2013.05.03 23:42:00 - [72] - Quote Commissar Kate wrote: Kirjava wrote: Sab Sab Five wrote: Granted! Sadly, this causes massive stigmata, and you are bothered by crazy catholics and protestants alike for years. I wish i had 6 clones that would help me out in life. Granted. None of your friends and family can tell which is the real you, all clones are from their perspective real, and all genuinly believe it. You are killed in ensuing struggle along with all of your clones. I wish I had a pony. I already granted someone a pony. You get nothing. I wish for a lump of coal. Granted. Said lump of coal becomers so dense it creates a rift in time and space, unleashing angry hordes of raptors in every major city. GG. I wish the sun would go nova and burn all the idiots. EvE is like a fine wine, It needs time to mature into perfection and if you drink too much of it you'll end up doing something you'll regret. Remember Saede.
Lina Alar Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 4184	Posted - 2013.05.04 03:01:00 - [73] - Quote Bendonni Narri wrote: I wish the sun would go nova and burn all the idiots. Your wish is granted. You don't believe it, however, so you are the only one who doesn't leave Earth for greener pastures, thus proving both your idiocy and sealing your fate at the same time. I wish Dust 514 was available for PC. An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE Lick with your mainGäó
Kirjava Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 4136	Posted - 2013.05.04 03:03:00 - [74] - Quote Lina Alar wrote: I wish Dust 514 was available for PC. Granted, thankfully is available on the new Sony PC, the PS4. I wish to be King of all Londonium. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. /S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\
Romvex 463	Posted - 2013.05.04 09:46:00 - [75] - Quote Note my name (a¦á_a¦á) ~ Post With Your Main-á ~ (a¦á_a¦á)
Melek D'Ivri Wheel Tappers And Shunters 19	Posted - 2013.05.05 21:38:00 - [76] - Quote Kirjava wrote: Lina Alar wrote: I wish Dust 514 was available for PC. Granted, thankfully is available on the new Sony PC, the PS4. I wish to be King of all Londonium. You are king of Londonium! Because no one knows where this is or the strength of your army (or lack thereof) they don't take you seriously and put you in a padded cell. I wish Evoland would go on sale and be on Amazon.
Mauisspawn Hedion University Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2013.05.05 21:42:00 - [77] - Quote Melek D'Ivri wrote: You are king of Londonium! Because no one knows where this is or the strength of your army (or lack thereof) they don't take you seriously and put you in a padded cell. I wish Evoland would go on sale and be on Amazon. Granted but it costs so much that you might as well sell your first born to get it. I wish I could just get the parts to build my computer together a bit faster.
Cynter DeVries Spheroidal Projections 471	Posted - 2013.05.06 00:46:00 - [78] - Quote Mauisspawn wrote: Melek D'Ivri wrote: You are king of Londonium! Because no one knows where this is or the strength of your army (or lack thereof) they don't take you seriously and put you in a padded cell. I wish Evoland would go on sale and be on Amazon. Granted but it costs so much that you might as well sell your first born to get it. I wish I could just get the parts to build my computer together a bit faster. Your wish is granted, the computer parts come together at 5% the speed of light causing a massive kinetic transfer in the vicinity of your computer. The resulting fireball and dust storm result in a new ice age and the extinction of most life on Earth. I wish CFC and TEST had gone to war.
Zimmy Zeta Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 17694	Posted - 2013.05.06 08:31:00 - [79] - Quote Cynter DeVries wrote: I wish CFC and TEST had gone to war. Granted. CFC and TEST engage in an apocalyptic war. When it becomes apparent that nobody can win and the only winning move is not to play to evade mutually assured destruction, both agree that they will respect their borders forever now and unite into a new mega-coalition: "Beware Of Border-disputes" (BOB). I wish for custom paintjobs for ships in EVE. Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse
Commissar Kate Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 4154	Posted - 2013.05.06 13:01:00 - [80] - Quote Zimmy Zeta wrote: I wish for custom paintjobs for ships in EVE. CCP releases custom paint jobs but they look like this I wish I could win that Ishukone Watch Scorpion from the big lotto today. Set Lasers for Fun!!!
Mizhir Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 16684	Posted - 2013.05.06 13:25:00 - [81] - Quote Commissar Kate wrote: I wish I could win that Ishukone Watch Scorpion from the big lotto today. Wish granted, but it gets popped on the delivery. I wish I had a computer that doesn't lag and DC twice during fun EVEnts. We will never forget you Saede! I bet you dont see things like this so often in EVE
Random McNally Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 7637	Posted - 2013.05.06 16:20:00 - [82] - Quote Mizhir wrote: Commissar Kate wrote: I wish I could win that Ishukone Watch Scorpion from the big lotto today. Wish granted, but it gets popped on the delivery. I wish I had a computer that doesn't lag and DC twice during fun EVEnts. Done! You take possession of the new HAL-9000 Gaming system but when you leave your house to run an errand, it wont let you back in. I wish THIS friday was payday. Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Free Saede!!-á Grats to the CSM 8 elect!!!
Kirjava Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 4590	Posted - 2013.05.06 16:22:00 - [83] - Quote Random McNally wrote: I wish THIS friday was payday. Granted, this Friday is payday. I wish the sun would come out from behind the clouds. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. /S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\
Commissar Kate Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 4351	Posted - 2013.05.06 16:32:00 - [84] - Quote Random McNally wrote: Mizhir wrote: Commissar Kate wrote: I wish I could win that Ishukone Watch Scorpion from the big lotto today. Wish granted, but it gets popped on the delivery. I wish I had a computer that doesn't lag and DC twice during fun EVEnts. Done! You take possession of the new HAL-9000 Gaming system but when you leave your house to run an errand, it wont let you back in. I wish THIS friday was payday. I'm sorry Mizhir, I'm afraid I can not do that. Set Lasers for Fun!!!
Khergit Deserters 1009	Posted - 2013.05.06 18:11:00 - [85] - Quote Your failure to make a wish places you in a infinite loop time warp divide by zero error. Very horrifying for you. I wish I had a nice shish kebab and pita sandwich, no white sauce please.
Commissar Kate Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 4396	Posted - 2013.05.06 18:17:00 - [86] - Quote Wish granted. But it has white sauce on it. I wish I could redeem my self from my last post. Set Lasers for Fun!!!
Mauisspawn Dinoblood Inc. Harkonnen Federation 0	Posted - 2013.05.07 19:46:00 - [87] - Quote Granted but all of your forum posts are now deleted and no one knows who you are. I wish that there was a section in my Employment's building that will allow us to play EVE online among other games.
Kirjava Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 4858	Posted - 2013.05.08 01:15:00 - [88] - Quote Mauisspawn wrote: I wish that there was a section in my Employment's building that will allow us to play EVE online among other games. Granted, enjoy your new career in Human Resources. I 3d printers could print me dinner. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. /S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\
Bendonni Narri Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 641	Posted - 2013.05.08 01:21:00 - [89] - Quote Kirjava wrote: Mauisspawn wrote: I wish that there was a section in my Employment's building that will allow us to play EVE online among other games. Granted, enjoy your new career in Human Resources. I 3d printers could print me dinner. Granted. It tastes like melted plastic. I wish for chocolate. Don't know where your life is going? Try turning it off and on again. Remember Saede.
NightCrawler 85 Phoibe Enterprises Project Wildfire 491	Posted - 2013.05.08 04:36:00 - [90] - Quote Granted, but the chocolate has the nuts that you just can't stand I wish EVE was drama free Phoibe Enterprises official recruitment thread The Eve Reader - -áAudio Recordings of Eve Chronicles

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