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J'inn
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Posted - 2005.10.11 21:11:00 -
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I, JÆinn the Fair and Loving, would like to report the successful delivery of an entire Amarri freighter full of POS fuel and slightly used Tech II stuff deep inside Aridia/Fountain space.
We also delivered a large quantity of food and medicine to poor starving orphans and puppies in 0.0 space( You wouldnÆt shoot such a humanitarian convoy would you? No, of course you wouldnÆt)
The highly guarded freighter was flown by an elite member of Snickers, Inc. NO NOT ME!!! IÆM NOT SUICIDAL!! And was guarded by a large protective task force. I just helped broker the deal from my nice comfy office in Empire.
So . . . perhaps you are thinking . . . . Freighters in 0.0 space. . . . THATÆS INSANE!!! Well yes it is . . . and so are our prices!!! So if you live way out in Fountain, Aridia . . . . or perhaps you are just planning on killing everyone there and moving in soon . . . Well youÆre going to need stuff, and plenty of it. Call Snickers today for a free estimate.
And remember, we may be more expensive than the others, but at least we help those poor homeless Fountain puppies. Yes, .00000000000000000000001% of your sales go to those cute little doggies
WonÆt you help the puppies today?
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What's that? You live out in the Hinterlands of Eve, 0.0 space, and you need quality supplies, not to mention actual extra soft toliet paper. Call Snickers' today! We deliver! |
Nick Curso
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Posted - 2005.10.11 21:15:00 -
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Wtf is this an advert im confused?
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DrunkenOne
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Posted - 2005.10.11 21:21:00 -
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I fully support this post and/or thread.
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Kroma BaSyl
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Posted - 2005.10.11 21:33:00 -
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Edited by: Kroma BaSyl on 11/10/2005 21:34:12
WHAT!!! You told me that .00000000000000000000001% of sales were going to poor homeless Exotic Dancers, NOT puppies or orphans. Can a puppie give you a lap dance....wait don't answer that, I really don't want to know.
And J'inn next time we make a run get your fat lazy arse to the staging point in time. I had a brand new scout ship painted special just for you, since you seem so eager to advertise to all the pirates about our services. This will definitely help you to get the word out. See Link.
J'inn's new scout ship.
Kroma BaSyl
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J'inn
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Posted - 2005.10.11 21:59:00 -
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GRRRRRRRRRR!
Okay
1) Is it an Advert? Well I guess it depends if you have money. If you do: Why yes it is!! I love money. I love people with money that want to buy stuff. LOVE LOVE LOVE. Now, about that money . . .
2) NOT FUNNY KROMA!!! <mumble>bastard<mumble>
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What's that? You live out in the Hinterlands of Eve, 0.0 space, and you need quality supplies, not to mention actual extra soft toliet paper. Call Snickers' today! We deliver! |
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Abdalion
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Posted - 2005.10.11 22:37:00 -
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Doesn't belong on the corps forums.
Moving to sales forum.
Whooooooooosh.
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Nick Curso
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Posted - 2005.10.11 22:37:00 -
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I still dont understand.
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The Hooch
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Posted - 2005.10.12 03:02:00 -
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 Originally by: Abdalion
Doesn't belong on the corps forums.
Moving to sales forum.
Whooooooooosh.
It was mostly a light hearted comedy thread bro, we need that in here at times.
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The Hooch
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Posted - 2005.10.12 03:03:00 -
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Originally by: Nick Curso
I still dont understand.
Come on Nick, just have a laugh.
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Kai Lae
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Posted - 2005.10.12 04:12:00 -
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Originally by: Nick Curso
I still dont understand.
Nor, I think, you ever will. Be glad, I say.
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Berak FalCheran
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Posted - 2005.10.12 05:07:00 -
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J'inn wins.
Very class guy, delivered me some stuff for cheap, quicker than expected. Highly recommended. Free bump w00t. 
Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
In short:
Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
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J'inn
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Posted - 2005.10.12 06:27:00 -
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Oye.
Okay. Let's see . . Reasons . . .
1) To give an example of doing something that is high risk in order to make a load of ISK in 0.0 space. It can be done. Thus, to encourage others to try out 0.0 space hopefully by showing that it can be fun without the requirement of being a PvP expert.
2) A Corporate news release. That's why I put it where I did. <shrugs>
3) To get more rich customers. (Please note the rich part)
4) A freighter in 0.0 space just seemed silly. It moves like a cow. Has no weapons. And is bound to attract pirates like lawyers to a car crash. Hey it's just like driving an ice cream truck past a Weight Loss Clinic. It's just gotta result in something hideous happeneing.
5) J'inn's Ego.
Okay, mainly #5. 
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What's that? You live out in the Hinterlands of Eve, 0.0 space, and you need quality supplies, not to mention actual extra soft toliet paper. Call Snickers' today! We deliver! |
Hale Haleson
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Posted - 2005.10.12 17:47:00 -
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For even more fun, you should announce the timing and routes of your freighter runs in advance. 
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Will jam for Veldspar
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Kroma BaSyl
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Posted - 2005.10.13 03:39:00 -
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Originally by: Abdalion
Doesn't belong on the corps forums.
Moving to sales forum.
Whooooooooosh.
Curious, did you guys even read the rules that were posted for the forum from which you moved this?
I don't expect the guy from BloB too, but I would think the mod would.
I have highlighted the pertenant part.
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This is an out of character forum for discussing corporations, alliances, fansites and other organizations. You can advertise your corporation, alliance or services here, but recruitment is to be done in the Recruitment Center channel. Post all in-character discussions in the Corporation, Alliances and Organizations Summit channel.
kieron
Community Manager,
EVE Online
The original post was clearly advertising our corporation service, and not some specific item for sale, and thus was perfectly within the posted rules for the forum which it was originally posted.
Kroma BaSyl
Don't hate me because I am beautiful! |
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