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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2013.05.13 20:12:00 -
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With the fallout from the Colelie Incident still falling, the situation amongst Gallente society remains tense, as an increasing number of people begin writing to their Senators, demanding action and answers.
Gutter Press spoke to several well-to-do Caille residents, who expressed concern over recent events.
"What I want to know, is why, once again, enemy ships are free to just wander into Federation space without even being slowed down by the defences that are supposed to stop them. Has nothing been learned since that sneak attack by the Caldari?" said one well dressed woman.
"I want answers. They say that the Republic chief, what's his name? Shakira? The big dark coloured fellow. They say he was talking with President Roden all week, regarding the thing with that poor Republic woman, Karin Midular. She was such a dear. Anyway, they say Shakuro knew all about what was going on. And then they say that the order to attack came right from the top? That means that Shaker has to have given the order, doesn't it?", said another fashionable woman.
"If Shakor gave the order, then he needs to be extradited, stand trial for murdering thousands of people. Maybe trial like Admiral Eturrer's", said a third woman, sporting the latest Quafe Girl style outfit.
"If they wont extradite Shakor, then the Navy should send a few Erebuses over to Matar, light it up. That'll teach them", said one foil-wrapped person.
"My daughter and her wife are hairstylists stationed on one of those Navy ships. It's simply unacceptable that our taxes go to pay for dreadnoughts that the Minmatar then use to vandalise Federation property! I am going to discuss this with my Senator the next time we play cards", said one elderly Gallente woman, wearing a retro-futuristic polytextile ball gown.
The storm surrounding the Colelie Incident shows no sign of calming! Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours! |

Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.05.13 20:19:00 -
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The sad part about this is that these people and what they said are probably true.
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Xindi Kraid
The Night Wardens Viro Mors Non Est
462
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Posted - 2013.05.13 23:23:00 -
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It's disturbing when the tabloids actually have a point. |

James Syagrius
Stillwater Corporation That Escalated Quickly
390
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Posted - 2013.05.14 00:01:00 -
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Xindi Kraid wrote:It's disturbing when the tabloids actually have a point. Indeed it is.
GÇ£Here also are the heralds of his praise."
http://syagrius-eve.blogspot.com/
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Gosakumori Noh
Viziam Amarr Empire
219
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Posted - 2013.05.14 00:17:00 -
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Extradite Shaka-Khan! Love it.
Love it!
Amusingly (and in contrast to the inane theory of "blood jurisdiction"), extraditing a "leader" for acts of criminal aggression outside declared war is consistent with, you know, long-standing principles of international law. |

Xindi Kraid
The Night Wardens Viro Mors Non Est
462
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Posted - 2013.05.14 00:51:00 -
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Gosakumori Noh wrote: Amusingly (and in contrast to the inane theory of "blood jurisdiction"), extraditing a "leader" for acts of criminal aggression outside declared war is consistent with, you know, long-standing principles of international law.
You mean the international law the Republic ignored when they took those actions in the first place? |

Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
422
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Posted - 2013.05.14 02:32:00 -
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Muck Raker wrote:With the fallout from the Colelie Incident still falling, the situation amongst Gallente society remains tense, as an increasing number of people begin writing to their Senators, demanding action and answers.
Gutter Press spoke to several well-to-do Caille residents, who expressed concern over recent events.
"What I want to know, is why, once again, enemy ships are free to just wander into Federation space without even being slowed down by the defences that are supposed to stop them. Has nothing been learned since that sneak attack by the Caldari?" said one well dressed woman.
"I want answers. They say that the Republic chief, what's his name? Shakira? The big dark coloured fellow. They say he was talking with President Roden all week, regarding the thing with that poor Republic woman, Karin Midular. She was such a dear. Anyway, they say Shakuro knew all about what was going on. And then they say that the order to attack came right from the top? That means that Shaker has to have given the order, doesn't it?", said another fashionable woman.
"If Shakor gave the order, then he needs to be extradited, stand trial for murdering thousands of people. Maybe trial like Admiral Eturrer's", said a third woman, sporting the latest Quafe Girl style outfit.
"If they wont extradite Shakor, then the Navy should send a few Erebuses over to Matar, light it up. That'll teach them", said one foil-wrapped person.
"My daughter and her wife are hairstylists stationed on one of those Navy ships. It's simply unacceptable that our taxes go to pay for dreadnoughts that the Minmatar then use to vandalise Federation property! I am going to discuss this with my Senator the next time we play cards", said one elderly Gallente woman, wearing a retro-futuristic polytextile ball gown.
The storm surrounding the Colelie Incident shows no sign of calming!
Thank you for showing us once again, what regular Gallente citizens represent. Glassing this whole Caille-city would be a mercy for their depraved souls. |

Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Tribal Band
942
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Posted - 2013.05.14 03:10:00 -
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Xindi Kraid wrote:It's disturbing when the tabloids actually have a point.
Tabloids when done correctly are a form of satire, and when satire is done correctly, it will make a point.
Watch Fred Fred Frederation and stop cryptozoologist! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it! |

Gosakumori Noh
Viziam Amarr Empire
219
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Posted - 2013.05.14 04:32:00 -
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Xindi Kraid wrote:Gosakumori Noh wrote: Amusingly (and in contrast to the inane theory of "blood jurisdiction"), extraditing a "leader" for acts of criminal aggression outside declared war is consistent with, you know, long-standing principles of international law.
You mean the international law the Republic ignored when they took those actions in the first place?
I do!
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Denak Calamari
Ozark Cartel White Mountain Coalition
26
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Posted - 2013.05.14 05:34:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote: Thank you for showing us once again, what regular Gallente citizens represent. Glassing this whole Caille-city would be a mercy for their depraved souls.
Ah, there you are. I was wondering when you were going to make your ignorant comment on the Caille people. Immortality is overrated. |

Larissa Newport
The Black Talons Chapter Company of Spacefarers
3
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Posted - 2013.05.14 06:31:00 -
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Never underestimate the stupidity and ignorance of The Great Unwashed. -- Chaos always wins, it is simply better organized. |

Jowen Datloran
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
466
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Posted - 2013.05.14 09:42:00 -
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Unwashed perhaps, but seemingly well dressed. Mr. Science & Trade Institute, EVE Online Lorebook-á |

Cipher7
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
22
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Posted - 2013.05.14 13:16:00 -
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These people get to vote.
Scary. |

Sepherim
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
429
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Posted - 2013.05.14 13:26:00 -
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Cipher7 wrote:These people get to vote.
Scary.
That's why democracy doesn't work. Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander |

Cipher7
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
23
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Posted - 2013.05.14 14:28:00 -
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Sepherim wrote:Cipher7 wrote:These people get to vote.
Scary. That's why democracy doesn't work.
Not any better than some chode sitting on a throne.
Voting should be done by clan chiefs, passing up the chain to the national level. |

Scherezad
Lai Dai Research Spacelane Security
933
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Posted - 2013.05.14 15:04:00 -
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Cipher7 wrote:Sepherim wrote:Cipher7 wrote:These people get to vote.
Scary. That's why democracy doesn't work. Not any better than some chode sitting on a throne. Voting should be done by clan chiefs, passing up the chain to the national level.
It makes me so happy to read this! This is virtually identical to how we select megacorporate chairpersons. |

Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
424
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Posted - 2013.05.15 03:22:00 -
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Denak Calamari wrote:Diana Kim wrote: Thank you for showing us once again, what regular Gallente citizens represent. Glassing this whole Caille-city would be a mercy for their depraved souls.
Ah, there you are. I was wondering when you were going to make your ignorant comment on the Caille people. Sir, you have misplaced one word. It wasn't 'ignorant comment on the Caille people' It was 'comment on the ignorant Caille people' |

Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
1470
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Posted - 2013.05.15 04:06:00 -
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Sepherim wrote:That's why democracy doesn't work.
Agreed... I couldn't imagine living in a place where a drug abusing, grade school dropout has just as much political authority as a eighty year old professor with five degrees and the wisdom that only time can bring. .... when you could be playing Minecraft. |

Vincent Rekmus
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
0
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Posted - 2013.05.15 19:20:00 -
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In honor of this "peacemaker" the heathens go out and attack their ally. With friends like that who needs enemies.
How very rich. |

Shintoko Akahoshi
Pyre Falcon Defence Cadre XV-01A Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
85
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Posted - 2013.05.15 19:59:00 -
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It's almost disturbing how often I find myself agreeing with PIE these days, especially considering my views of them in the past. Bio and writing |

Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2637
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Posted - 2013.05.16 11:41:00 -
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It's funny how most people on the IGS will unquestioningly believe something that Gutter Press writes when it puts a positive spin on their allies or a negative spin on their enemies.
They're called Gutter Press, people. Their head journalist is quite literally someone who writes under the pen-name "Muck Raker." If you don't understand that Gutter Press is a parody, you're either wilfully ignorant or functionally ********. Mane 614
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Quinzel Nikulainen
Kokako Acquisitions
214
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Posted - 2013.05.16 11:59:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote: They're called Gutter Press, people. Their head journalist is quite literally someone who writes under the pen-name "Muck Raker." If you don't understand that Gutter Press is a parody, you're either wilfully ignorant or functionally ********.
How dare you besmirch the good name of Muck Raker? Ex-Kaalakiota citizen. Ex-Hyasyoda citizen. CEO of-áK+îKAK. Despite her corporate journey, Quinzel now subscribes to the leanings of the Practical bloc.-á |

Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2639
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Posted - 2013.05.16 17:47:00 -
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Quinzel Nikulainen wrote:How dare you besmirch the good name of Muck Raker? My hand is not big enough nor my arm strong enough for the facepalm motion that is in my soul at this very moment. Mane 614
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Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1582
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Posted - 2013.05.16 18:52:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:It's funny how most people on the IGS will unquestioningly believe something that Gutter Press writes when it puts a positive spin on their allies or a negative spin on their enemies.
They're called Gutter Press, people. Their head journalist is quite literally someone who writes under the pen-name "Muck Raker." If you don't understand that Gutter Press is a parody, you're either wilfully ignorant or functionally ********.
Stop ruining the joke. Ch+½j+ì Katrina Oniseki ~ (RDC) Chief Operations Officer ~ [I-RED] Sub-Director of Public Relations |

Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2643
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Posted - 2013.05.16 19:24:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:Stop ruining the joke. I'm going to ruin the joke.
I'm going to ruin it so hard.
Archeologists will look at the ruins and be like "DAMN, SON! THEY GOT THEIR S*** F***ED UP!" Mane 614
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Alex Grison
Grison Interstellar
293
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Posted - 2013.05.17 06:32:00 -
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Question.
How Do I become a Fashionista. |

Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2646
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Posted - 2013.05.17 07:20:00 -
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You must learn the art of the dress.
Unfortuantely, it is said that only a unicorn could possibly teach you. Mane 614
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