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Incumine
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2013.05.20 15:44:00 -
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What you can expect from Sniggwaffe:
We are a PvP training corp, and the recruitment corp for Sniggerdly. There's no passive aggression here. You screw up you will be told about it in no uncertain terms. This is how you get better. The reason most people are as bad as they are is because, either no-one tells them, or they refuse to accept it. That doesnGÇÖt fly here in either way.
We couldnGÇÖt care less how awesome you think you are because, when you get in here, you start at zero. In fact, from our eyes, the only thing different between most carebears and so-called "elite PvPers" is the fact that the carebears we recruit at least know how bad they are. So yeah, we will take people from all sorts of different backgrounds, tear them down to nothing, and build them up to something that may one day be worth Sniggs interest. Don't expect to get into Snigg, not everyone does, and a lot get trolled out or get their caps awoxed because they are terrible. There are only a handful of people in EvE that can get in directly, and most of them are already there. This is the only way for anyone else.
That said you WILL get better at PvP if you run with us. If you are willing to STFU and learn this will probably be the best time you have ever had in EvE, and if you have a good attitude you will find we are an awesome group of guys. Our pilots don't sit around all day writing whiney posts about how EvE is dying. This is because we are having an incredibly fun time killing it.
We do it all, belt piracy, gate camping, ransoming, sentry tanking, sniping, fleet ops, and small gangs, both in 0.0 and empire. Expect regular roams of all varieties, including Nano, frigate and TI derproams, Bomber support, Black ops drops, and blockading hostile home systems. Do all this and more with excellent logistics (buy ships in Jita on an alt, delivery next day in home system).
---0% ship reimbursement policy. You lose something it's on you. Moreover if you lose something in a dumb way and it is poorly fit you will get made fun of and also not get reimbursed.
This is NOT AN ALT CORP. I will not be accepting known alts from any major corporations in EVE. If you happen to have an alt char who keeps a low profile somewhere and just makes a little isk on the side that is fine, but if we find out that you are actively PvP'ing or involved in politics with your other character then you will be promptly removed from Snigg/Sniggwaffe.
What we will expect from you:
Seriously zero attitude. If you were actually as good at PvP as you think you are someone in PL would already have boosh-vouched you into their corp. You are coming to waffles because you are terrible and you want to get better. Flat out that's the only attitude you get to have.
Previous PvP experience is a plus, but like I said it's not mandatory because most of you PvPers are absolutely terrible and that experience is just as often a detriment as it is a benefit.
-100% commitment to the Waffle House. This isn't an alt corp.
-Skin. 90% of you body mass should be skin. If you get butthurt easily go join EveUni.
-Fat wallet. We are not a ratting corp. We don't do weekend PvP. We do full time PvP and you will lose ships and you will be expected to replace them. You will need to have a steady source of income and a lot of it.
-Scamming is not allowed in sniggwaffe, scamming with an out of corp alt that can be linked back to sniggwaffe is not allowed
-Stealing from the corp or other members is not allowed
Requirements:
*Minimum of 5 million skill points
*Must be able to fly a stealth bomber with a bomb launcher.
*Must be able to jump clone when requested.
*Working microphone
*Mumble installed
*Active on IRC client and available to listen for GÇÿpingsGÇÖ to log in for fleets
*Willing to actually play EVE and play it with other Waffles
*Willingness to go -10 sec status.
*Willingness to undock and PvP and to learn while doing so
*T1 cruiser and frigate skills are required, any further TII ship skills (especially bombers) are a major plus
Join us in our recruitment channel "Join Sniggwaffe" and read the M-PTD for more inform-¦t-ûon on how to join  |
lanyaie
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Posted - 2013.05.20 15:48:00 -
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First to salute these guys
Hay |
Morrow Disca
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
44
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Posted - 2013.05.20 20:32:00 -
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Sup bitches, follow us on twitter too, see my sig.
https://twitter.com/SniggWaffe |
Morrow Disca
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
44
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Posted - 2013.05.21 09:06:00 -
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Things you will find in Waffles;
PVP
Good bros and hoes to fly with
PVP
High activity on comms
Good leadership presence
PVP
Loads of chances to learn, note learn, not be trained, the only train we know about is the **** train
Good communications
PVP
0.0 and low sec ops
PVP
Nomadic lifestyle
**** loads of PVP ops
Support for people who want to learn to FC
Good corp logistics
PVP
**** in almost every fleet (some of it female)
No cunting swearword filter!!!
Did i mention that we PVP? This is ALL we do. Members are expected to fill the gaps between ops with solo roams, camps, gathering intel, whatever results in moar PVP. **** your high sec ratting, get an ooc alt.
Very interested in EU tz duders atm, the US crew are getting a bit too cocky and need to be booted back into 2nd place.
No cunting swearword filter.
https://twitter.com/SniggWaffe |
Lex Arson
Adversity.
Rote Kapelle
348
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Posted - 2013.05.21 12:18:00 -
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waffles are good dudes, would fly with again o7
There's no use crying after every mistake,
you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake. |
Widowscar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
3
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Posted - 2013.05.21 12:42:00 -
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#wafflesforever
Join up. You won't regret it |
Ryu Ibarazaki
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
73
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Posted - 2013.05.21 14:14:00 -
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Waffles are a great crew and the sort of people you'd want to play EVE with. I've personally had my own PvP knowledge broadened by fighting with and flying with members of Sniggwaffe.
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Odeken Ravenswood
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
0
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Posted - 2013.05.21 17:13:00 -
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First few days in the corp and I've already had more fun than I've ever had in EVE, also learned a whole lot more about pvp. |
Incumine
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
7
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:46:00 -
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To the Top ^^^^^^^^^ 
Still Recruiting
Join the channel today and talk to a recruiter!!! |
Ophelia Sekiryou
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
0
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Posted - 2013.05.21 23:26:00 -
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Joining Waffles was the best decision I ever made in my EVE life. |
Morrow Disca
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
44
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Posted - 2013.05.22 11:09:00 -
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Waffles are currently running a contest for best new FC over a 2 month period, a Mach, 2 PLEX and a Faction hull are the prizes. Winners will be announced at the end of this month.
If you'd joined Waffles already you could have won!
https://twitter.com/SniggWaffe |
Morrow Disca
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
44
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Posted - 2013.05.23 14:26:00 -
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Recruitment is still open.
https://twitter.com/SniggWaffe |
Morrow Disca
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
44
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Posted - 2013.05.24 11:14:00 -
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Waffles took part in the mass brawl for 1-SMEB last night, one of the best fights that 0.0 has seen in a while. Come join the fun.
https://twitter.com/SniggWaffe |
ciapek
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
7
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Posted - 2013.05.25 00:25:00 -
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Bump! Come have some fun,
http://i.imgur.com/QdiN4Uf.gif
https://twitter.com/EveCiapek |
Black Death Jasmine
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2013.05.25 00:29:00 -
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Good evening Sir or Ma'am. My name is Black Death Jasmine. I came from a russian area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling waffle subscriptions.
LeeSsang. Corporation
CEO, Herder of Cats.
Forever T-Ara.
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Incumine
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
7
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Posted - 2013.05.26 15:42:00 -
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To the Top
Come talk to a recruiter today!!! |
Apothne
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
1
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Posted - 2013.05.26 16:05:00 -
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Never not join Waffles
mastersdegreeinspaceships.wordpress.com |
Ryu Chaos
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
0
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Posted - 2013.05.26 16:10:00 -
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not even 2 weeks in corp, already 150 kills! Join now!
This is a signature. |
Sladislov
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2013.05.26 17:26:00 -
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i shot a ship once
he died.
great corp join now
Sladislov
Director of Silly semantics
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx |
Georgik Sojik
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
1
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Posted - 2013.05.26 17:55:00 -
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Good Corporation, would join again... wait.
Come mess up TEST with us like it's 2011~ |
Aquilonian
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
0
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Posted - 2013.05.26 18:50:00 -
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Yes |
Stingray1971 Jefferson
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
0
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Posted - 2013.05.26 19:07:00 -
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If you don't...the consequences are yours
http://imgur.com/a/vXKVR#0 |
Ma Poubelle
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
0
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Posted - 2013.05.26 19:39:00 -
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"Waffles- That's it Nothing Else" |
Tallianna Avenkarde
SniggWaffe
429
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Posted - 2013.05.27 04:17:00 -
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More upside down moontimers please :3
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Potanski
Otherwise Eternal
Jokers Wild.
0
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Posted - 2013.05.27 09:27:00 -
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Im Intrested, I'll contact yall as soon as possible. |
Locupleto
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
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Posted - 2013.05.27 18:45:00 -
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IGÇÖm loving Waffles. |
Mike Thunders
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
0
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Posted - 2013.05.28 13:44:00 -
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El Bumpo. |
Morrow Disca
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
45
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Posted - 2013.05.28 14:50:00 -
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A few less useless scrubs in corp today, we need new meat to fill the empty holes.
https://twitter.com/SniggWaffe |
Ikoniak Oriki
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.05.28 15:50:00 -
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I just started playing but this corp looks to be by far the best. I'll bookmark it and come back when I have the required 5 mil SP. Good luck with your recruitment gents. |
Seiza Shiyurida
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
0
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:43:00 -
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These duders are real definition of pirates. Join corp and see it for yourself! |
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