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Cyrus Alabel
Justified Chaos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 04:39:00 -
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How to Caldari:
1) form gang
2) talk **** in Nenn local
3) flee when fight presents itself
4) op success
Come on guys. You can do better than that. |
Taoist Dragon
No.1 Crazy Fighter Squadron
Caldari State Capturing
435
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Posted - 2013.05.28 04:44:00 -
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We could
but
:effort:
That is the Way, the Tao.
Balance is everything. |
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
Caldari State Capturing
391
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Posted - 2013.05.28 04:44:00 -
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Cyrus Alabel wrote:How to Caldari:
1) form gang
2) talk **** in Nenn local
3) flee when fight presents itself
4) op success
Come on guys. You can do better than that.
What ????
That is far too complicated.
I'll fix it for you with the [PLEX] version:
1) Talk **** in Nenn Local
Fix this **** See Sea Pea. |
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
Caldari State Capturing
392
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Posted - 2013.05.28 04:45:00 -
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Taoist Dragon wrote:We could but :effort:
How did you beat me to this???
Fix this **** See Sea Pea. |
Taoist Dragon
No.1 Crazy Fighter Squadron
Caldari State Capturing
435
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Posted - 2013.05.28 04:48:00 -
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IbanezLaney wrote:Taoist Dragon wrote:We could but :effort: How did you beat me to this???
Cos I"m a ninja!!
Hai ya!!!
That is the Way, the Tao.
Balance is everything. |
Morgan Torry
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
141
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Posted - 2013.05.28 05:04:00 -
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The last four times I was in Nenn we did these steps up until the [FIGHT PRESENTS ITSELF]. Yeah, never had that problem. Even when sitting in a medium in an all-frig gang of just 6 bros. We even discussed if you guys formed up a dessy fleet we'd still fight it because we were bored. Well we went somewhere else in our boredom and jumped on a TFI kill some pirates were getting.
KM whoring when a fleet can't be formed up over 40 minutes.
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Training
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JAKE INMF
Meridian Commonwealth
0
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Posted - 2013.05.28 05:13:00 -
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We brought 50 people against theyre 10 why the hell arnt they fighting us?!!??!?!.... must be the plexes. Ill write a letter to CCP about this, and cry in the fourms! stupid game  #butthurt |
Sean Parisi
Fugutive Task Force
276
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Posted - 2013.05.28 05:13:00 -
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Say that too the burning wrecks on the Ichoriya Nenn gate broskie. |
Juan Rayo
Justified Chaos
99
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Posted - 2013.05.28 05:18:00 -
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IbanezLaney wrote:What ???? That is far too complicated. I'll fix it for you with the [PLEX] version: 1) Talk **** in Nenn Local
lol. |
Deen Wispa
Justified Chaos
523
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Posted - 2013.05.28 06:41:00 -
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OP sounds mad that he didn't kill any frigate noobs today.
High Five. Yeah!
C'est La Eve . |
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Super Chair
Amarrian Vengeance
Team Amarrica
514
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Posted - 2013.05.28 06:55:00 -
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IbanezLaney wrote:Cyrus Alabel wrote:How to Caldari:
1) form gang
2) talk **** in Nenn local
3) flee when fight presents itself
4) op success
Come on guys. You can do better than that. What ???? That is far too complicated. I'll fix it for you with the [PLEX] version: 1) Talk **** in Nenn Local
1) Spam .jpg and gifs into nenn local
Project Cerberus is recruiting for the US Timezone, click here |
Bad Messenger
Nasranite Watch
501
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Posted - 2013.05.28 08:24:00 -
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old good faction warfare. nothing has really changed. |
Shadow Adanza
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Samurai Pizza Cats
74
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Posted - 2013.05.28 12:59:00 -
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Sean Parisi wrote:Say that too the burning wrecks on the Ichoriya Nenn gate broskie.
Ichoriya has a gate to Nenn now?
Hey! You're no zombie! |
Stalking Mantis
Amarrian Vengeance
Team Amarrica
305
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Posted - 2013.05.28 13:17:00 -
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1-Ask for access to intel channels
2-Never report any intel OR ask for details of any intel reported like you're going to do something about it and never do
3-Never follow fleet doctrine or bring a ship that compliments any fleet formed
4-Ask Constantly if the low-sec gate from your highsec base is 'clear'?
5-Can I bring my drake?
6-Wardec other Caldari corps for silly things like plexing in your system or salvaging the elite wreck you said you wanted to salvage
7-Report valid intel while in a fleet of 30 like 'I am going to die', '50 wartargets in ******* (Whatever system is 20 jumps from fleet)
8-NEVER FOLLOW PRIMARY CAUSE ONE OF THE WARTAGETS WILL DIE MAYBE AND BY GOLLY YOU WILL BE ON THAT KILLMAIL
9-Warp Off as soon as primaries are being called
10-Report war targets that are in Jita
11-Screw you guys i'm making my own intel channel
12-Lose everything you own while flying an orca through highsec on your Caldari FW toon
I have many more but that is what comes to mind to me now about how to Caldari.... |
Fleet WarpSujarento
State Protectorate
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.05.28 13:36:00 -
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Stalking Mantis wrote:
4-Ask Constantly if the low-sec gate from your highsec base is 'clear'?
Yes. It's clear. |
Darvaleth Sigma
231
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Posted - 2013.05.28 14:16:00 -
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The above poster made me think of something:
5 - Lower sec status with the regular recurrence of Gall spais in fleet.
Give a man a match and you warm him for a day.
Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life! |
Juan Rayo
Justified Chaos
99
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Posted - 2013.05.28 15:02:00 -
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Stalking Mantis wrote:1-Ask for access to intel channels 2-Never report any intel OR ask for details of any intel reported like you're going to do something about it and never do 3-Never follow fleet doctrine or bring a ship that compliments any fleet formed 4-Ask Constantly if the low-sec gate from your highsec base is 'clear'? 5-Can I bring my drake? 6-Wardec other Caldari corps for silly things like plexing in your system or salvaging the elite wreck you said you wanted to salvage 7-Report valid intel while in a fleet of 30 like 'I am going to die', '50 wartargets in ******* (Whatever system is 20 jumps from fleet) 8-NEVER FOLLOW PRIMARY CAUSE ONE OF THE WARTAGETS WILL DIE MAYBE AND BY GOLLY YOU WILL BE ON THAT KILLMAIL 9-Warp Off as soon as primaries are being called 10-Report war targets that are in Jita 11-Screw you guys i'm making my own intel channel 12-Lose everything you own while flying an orca through highsec on your Caldari FW toon I have many more but that is what comes to mind to me now about how to Caldari....
To be honest almost all of these are true for Gallente as well.
"FC what do you need"
"armor cruisers and logi"
"roger" <----- shows up in caracal.
And don-Št even get me started on the people who insist on living in perma-camped fdu station in Villore...
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X Gallentius
Justified Chaos
1430
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Posted - 2013.05.28 15:04:00 -
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Sean Parisi wrote:Say that too the burning wrecks on the Ichoriya Nenn gate broskie.
Beat me to it. I was going to lead an op to camp the Villore gate this week. |
Princess Nexxala
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Samurai Pizza Cats
396
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Posted - 2013.05.28 15:24:00 -
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How to Caldari;
1. Derp into chatgris
2. Repeat
http://thewaysofthemew.blogspot.com
We are recruiting - https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1823364&#post1823364 |
Deacon Abox
Justified Chaos
111
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Posted - 2013.05.28 15:30:00 -
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Stalking Mantis wrote:1-Ask for access to intel channels 2-Never report any intel OR ask for details of any intel reported like you're going to do something about it and never do 3-Never follow fleet doctrine or bring a ship that compliments any fleet formed 4-Ask Constantly if the low-sec gate from your highsec base is 'clear'? 5-Can I bring my drake? 6-Wardec other Caldari corps for silly things like plexing in your system or salvaging the elite wreck you said you wanted to salvage 7-Report valid intel while in a fleet of 30 like 'I am going to die', '50 wartargets in ******* (Whatever system is 20 jumps from fleet) 8-NEVER FOLLOW PRIMARY CAUSE ONE OF THE WARTAGETS WILL DIE MAYBE AND BY GOLLY YOU WILL BE ON THAT KILLMAIL 9-Warp Off as soon as primaries are being called 10-Report war targets that are in Jita 11-Screw you guys i'm making my own intel channel 12-Lose everything you own while flying an orca through highsec on your Caldari FW toon I have many more but that is what comes to mind to me now about how to Caldari....
A post of beauty. Much of it applies universally with just changing some of the system names. Can we be friends? |
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Stalking Mantis
Amarrian Vengeance
Team Amarrica
306
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Posted - 2013.05.28 17:41:00 -
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ALSO ONE VERY IMPORTANT THING:
13-If you see chatgris or princess nexalla burning away from you in a drake doing 2500+ m/s do everything you can to tackle it. There is no way that can go wrong |
Princess Nexxala
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Samurai Pizza Cats
396
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Posted - 2013.05.28 17:42:00 -
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Stalking Mantis wrote:ALSO ONE VERY IMPORTANT THING:
13-If you see chatgris or princess nexalla burning away from you in a drake doing 2500+ m/s do everything you can to tackle it. There is no way that can go wrong
Ah the good ole days of nano drake epicness 
http://thewaysofthemew.blogspot.com
We are recruiting - https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1823364&#post1823364 |
chatgris
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Samurai Pizza Cats
534
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Posted - 2013.05.28 19:02:00 -
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Princess Nexxala wrote:Stalking Mantis wrote:ALSO ONE VERY IMPORTANT THING:
13-If you see chatgris or princess nexalla burning away from you in a drake doing 2500+ m/s do everything you can to tackle it. There is no way that can go wrong Ah the good ole days of nano drake epicness
This same rule still applies to coercers. |
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
Caldari State Capturing
395
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:49:00 -
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Shadow Adanza wrote:Sean Parisi wrote:Say that too the burning wrecks on the Ichoriya Nenn gate broskie. Ichoriya has a gate to Nenn now?
Sean is kinda 'special'.
Fix this **** See Sea Pea. |
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
Caldari State Capturing
395
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:55:00 -
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Juan Rayo wrote:Stalking Mantis wrote:1-Ask for access to intel channels 2-Never report any intel OR ask for details of any intel reported like you're going to do something about it and never do 3-Never follow fleet doctrine or bring a ship that compliments any fleet formed 4-Ask Constantly if the low-sec gate from your highsec base is 'clear'? 5-Can I bring my drake? 6-Wardec other Caldari corps for silly things like plexing in your system or salvaging the elite wreck you said you wanted to salvage 7-Report valid intel while in a fleet of 30 like 'I am going to die', '50 wartargets in ******* (Whatever system is 20 jumps from fleet) 8-NEVER FOLLOW PRIMARY CAUSE ONE OF THE WARTAGETS WILL DIE MAYBE AND BY GOLLY YOU WILL BE ON THAT KILLMAIL 9-Warp Off as soon as primaries are being called 10-Report war targets that are in Jita 11-Screw you guys i'm making my own intel channel 12-Lose everything you own while flying an orca through highsec on your Caldari FW toon I have many more but that is what comes to mind to me now about how to Caldari.... To be honest almost all of these are true for Gallente as well. "FC what do you need" "armor cruisers and logi" "roger" <----- shows up in caracal. And don-Št even get me started on the people who insist on living in perma-camped fdu station in Villore...
Note to self:
Don't give spy alts ships from main hanger.
Fix this **** See Sea Pea. |
Sean Parisi
Fugutive Task Force
276
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:01:00 -
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IbanezLaney wrote:Shadow Adanza wrote:Sean Parisi wrote:Say that too the burning wrecks on the Ichoriya Nenn gate broskie. Ichoriya has a gate to Nenn now? Sean is kinda 'special'.
Stop giving out free intel! |
Combatevolved
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
Templis Dragonaors
21
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:06:00 -
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Wow I do everything in this thread. I am a true Caldari! |
Taoist Dragon
No.1 Crazy Fighter Squadron
Caldari State Capturing
437
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:08:00 -
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Combatevolved wrote:Wow I do everything in this thread. I am a true Caldari!
Nope.
To be a true caldari you have to say you do everything in this thread but in reality don't do anything but ship spin and what youtube!
That is the Way, the Tao.
Balance is everything.
We are recruiting CrAzY Pilots https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=235985&find=unread |
Combatevolved
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
Templis Dragonaors
21
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:11:00 -
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Taoist Dragon wrote:Combatevolved wrote:Wow I do everything in this thread. I am a true Caldari! Nope. To be a true caldari you have to say you do everything in this thread but in reality don't do anything but ship spin and what youtube!
I do that too! I should lead Caldari and show them what it truly means to be Caldari! |
Taoist Dragon
No.1 Crazy Fighter Squadron
Caldari State Capturing
437
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:13:00 -
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Combatevolved wrote:Taoist Dragon wrote:Combatevolved wrote:Wow I do everything in this thread. I am a true Caldari! Nope. To be a true caldari you have to say you do everything in this thread but in reality don't do anything but ship spin and what youtube! I do that too! I should lead Caldari and show them what it truly means to be Caldari!
All Hail CE. The true leader of the Caldari State!
I still won't do anything you tell me though!
That is the Way, the Tao.
Balance is everything.
We are recruiting CrAzY Pilots https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=235985&find=unread |
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Super Chair
Amarrian Vengeance
Team Amarrica
516
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:39:00 -
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Combatevolved wrote:Taoist Dragon wrote:Combatevolved wrote:Wow I do everything in this thread. I am a true Caldari! Nope. To be a true caldari you have to say you do everything in this thread but in reality don't do anything but ship spin and what youtube! I do that too! I should lead Caldari and show them what it truly means to be Caldari!
megalomania in 3...2...1...
Project Cerberus is recruiting for the US Timezone, click here |
Juan Rayo
Justified Chaos
101
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:26:00 -
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Wait.
Wait, wait.
This here thread has way too many happy faces. Aren-Št we supposed to like, hate each other and talk crap to each other and go all "serious business" and ****?
Here, I-Šll start:
Most people in Gallente including myself well and truly suck
::doingitwrong::
Also:  |
Taoist Dragon
No.1 Crazy Fighter Squadron
Caldari State Capturing
440
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Posted - 2013.05.29 00:14:00 -
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Well I did fit up my first caldari frig in about 6 months last night.
Armour merlin!! **** with racial stereotypes!!
That is the Way, the Tao.
Balance is everything.
We are recruiting CrAzY Pilots https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=235985&find=unread |
Combatevolved
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
Templis Dragonaors
21
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Posted - 2013.05.29 00:53:00 -
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Juan Rayo wrote:Wait. Wait, wait. This here thread has way too many happy faces. Aren-Št we supposed to like, hate each other and talk crap to each other and go all "serious business" and ****? Here, I-Šll start: Most people in Gallente including myself well and truly suck ::doingitwrong:: Also:
The great leader of Caldari hates QCATS and JUSTK. We will not fight, only run and troll local about being blobbed. Eventually you will bow before us by becoming bored to death!
So shall it be written. |
Shadow Adanza
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Samurai Pizza Cats
74
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Posted - 2013.05.29 01:59:00 -
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Combatevolved wrote:Juan Rayo wrote:Wait. Wait, wait. This here thread has way too many happy faces. Aren-Št we supposed to like, hate each other and talk crap to each other and go all "serious business" and ****? Here, I-Šll start: Most people in Gallente including myself well and truly suck ::doingitwrong:: Also: The great leader of Caldari hates QCATS and JUSTK. We will not fight, only run and troll local about being blobbed. Eventually you will bow before us by becoming bored to death! So shall it be written.
... but we have catnip!
Hey! You're no zombie! |
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
Caldari State Capturing
398
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Posted - 2013.05.29 03:17:00 -
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Combatevolved wrote:Juan Rayo wrote:Wait. Wait, wait. This here thread has way too many happy faces. Aren-Št we supposed to like, hate each other and talk crap to each other and go all "serious business" and ****? Here, I-Šll start: Most people in Gallente including myself well and truly suck ::doingitwrong:: Also: The great but lazy and amazingly good looking leader of Caldari hates QCATS and JUSTK. We will not fight, only run and troll local about being blobbed. Eventually you will bow before us by becoming bored to death! So shall it be written.
I like them.
Dunno where you got that I hate them from.
Fix this **** See Sea Pea. |
Shadows End
Caldari Aerospace Warfare Kiboshers
B O R G
2
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Posted - 2013.05.29 13:10:00 -
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A POS has been onlined in this thread, all 12 offgrid boosts are online, the logis are ready to jump and the griffins are cloaked - let's talk FW.
I can't wait until OGBs are nerfed. And I say that as the owner of 1 out of 3 link alts that were kept online as much as possible back in Loes.
Maybe it'll balance out the retardedly OP dualrep incursii & vengeance fits everyone seems to sport lately.
Formerly known as Masta Killa |
Andre Vauban
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Samurai Pizza Cats
114
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Posted - 2013.05.29 13:26:00 -
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Juan Rayo wrote:Wait. Wait, wait. This here thread has way too many happy faces. Aren-Št we supposed to like, hate each other and talk crap to each other and go all "serious business" and ****? Here, I-Šll start: Most people in Gallente including myself well and truly suck ::doingitwrong:: Also:
That's the last draw Mr Rayo. "suck" on this!
Samurai Pizza Cats Declares War Against Justified Chaos
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2013.05.29 13:22
Samurai Pizza Cats has declared war on Justified Chaos.
Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
QCATS is recruiting: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=146180 |
Juan Rayo
Justified Chaos
102
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Posted - 2013.05.29 15:20:00 -
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Bring it on!!!
Everyone: have your caracals ready for our fc will surely call for armor cruisers. Make sure to report for the 10x69 time that "Fdu station in villore seems to be camped".
Also, if you lose a ship in Nisuwa dont even ask: it's ok to go reship at Dodixie, fleet will just wait for you. |
Sean Parisi
Fugutive Task Force
280
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Posted - 2013.05.29 18:08:00 -
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Guys, stahp!! If you blow each other up, then who will we have to shoot? You are tearing this circle of friendship apart  |
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Zoe Fishpants
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
3
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Posted - 2013.05.29 19:58:00 -
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Sean Parisi wrote:Say that too the burning wrecks on the Ichoriya Nenn gate broskie.
I'd like see an end to this vicious rumor that any harm has ever come to any spaceships on any of Ichoriya's many fine gates, regardless of where they may lead. As a matter of fact, passage to and from Ichoriya has never been safer than it is today, and it has always been very, very safe. |
Sean Parisi
Fugutive Task Force
280
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Posted - 2013.05.29 20:36:00 -
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Zoe Fishpants wrote:Sean Parisi wrote:Say that too the burning wrecks on the Ichoriya Nenn gate broskie. I'd like see an end to this vicious rumor that any harm has ever come to any spaceships on any of Ichoriya's many fine gates, regardless of where they may lead. As a matter of fact, passage to and from Ichoriya has never been safer than it is today, and it has always been very, very safe.
The gate is being built. In order to ensure fun times can be achieved. It is being built on the tears of a thousand faction warfare players. |
Zoe Fishpants
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
3
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Posted - 2013.05.29 20:50:00 -
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Sean Parisi wrote:The gate is being built. In order to ensure fun times can be achieved. It is being built on the tears of a thousand faction warfare players.
I think if the tears of a thousand faction warfare players are going to be used to build anything, that it should really be a massive monument in the shape of a warp core stabilizer located in a little traveled, dead end system that nobody cares about. Any leftover tears could be used towards the construction of the Tomb the Unknown Griffin Alt. |
Phox Jorkarzul
Deep Void Merc Syndicate
Villore Accords
31
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Posted - 2013.05.30 08:55:00 -
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Juan Rayo wrote:Wait. Wait, wait. This here thread has way too many happy faces. Aren-Št we supposed to like, hate each other and talk crap to each other and go all "serious business" and ****? Here, I-Šll start: Most people in Gallente including myself well and truly suck ::doingitwrong:: Also:
I can confrim that most Gal Mal piltos are truely aweful.
Blasters for life
https://neverpheedthetroll.blogspot.com |
Number 17
COLD-Wing
1
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Posted - 2013.05.30 11:01:00 -
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Well, there is four sides to every story...
and since we are here, when will be able to pop bubbles inside plexes? C'mon, i know you want to! |
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