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Cyrus Alabel
Justified Chaos
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Posted - 2013.05.28 04:39:00 -
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How to Caldari:
1) form gang
2) talk **** in Nenn local
3) flee when fight presents itself
4) op success
Come on guys. You can do better than that. |
Taoist Dragon
No.1 Crazy Fighter Squadron
Caldari State Capturing
435
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Posted - 2013.05.28 04:44:00 -
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We could
but
:effort:
That is the Way, the Tao.
Balance is everything. |
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
Caldari State Capturing
391
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Posted - 2013.05.28 04:44:00 -
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Cyrus Alabel wrote:How to Caldari:
1) form gang
2) talk **** in Nenn local
3) flee when fight presents itself
4) op success
Come on guys. You can do better than that.
What ????
That is far too complicated.
I'll fix it for you with the [PLEX] version:
1) Talk **** in Nenn Local
Fix this **** See Sea Pea. |
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
Caldari State Capturing
392
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Posted - 2013.05.28 04:45:00 -
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Taoist Dragon wrote:We could but :effort:
How did you beat me to this???
Fix this **** See Sea Pea. |
Taoist Dragon
No.1 Crazy Fighter Squadron
Caldari State Capturing
435
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Posted - 2013.05.28 04:48:00 -
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IbanezLaney wrote:Taoist Dragon wrote:We could but :effort: How did you beat me to this???
Cos I"m a ninja!!
Hai ya!!!
That is the Way, the Tao.
Balance is everything. |
Morgan Torry
Arma Purgatorium
Templis Dragonaors
141
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Posted - 2013.05.28 05:04:00 -
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The last four times I was in Nenn we did these steps up until the [FIGHT PRESENTS ITSELF]. Yeah, never had that problem. Even when sitting in a medium in an all-frig gang of just 6 bros. We even discussed if you guys formed up a dessy fleet we'd still fight it because we were bored. Well we went somewhere else in our boredom and jumped on a TFI kill some pirates were getting.
KM whoring when a fleet can't be formed up over 40 minutes.
Arma Purgatorium - For the State, For the Corporation
Faction Warfare, PvP, Training
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JAKE INMF
Meridian Commonwealth
0
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Posted - 2013.05.28 05:13:00 -
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We brought 50 people against theyre 10 why the hell arnt they fighting us?!!??!?!.... must be the plexes. Ill write a letter to CCP about this, and cry in the fourms! stupid game  #butthurt |
Sean Parisi
Fugutive Task Force
276
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Posted - 2013.05.28 05:13:00 -
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Say that too the burning wrecks on the Ichoriya Nenn gate broskie. |
Juan Rayo
Justified Chaos
99
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Posted - 2013.05.28 05:18:00 -
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IbanezLaney wrote:What ???? That is far too complicated. I'll fix it for you with the [PLEX] version: 1) Talk **** in Nenn Local
lol. |
Deen Wispa
Justified Chaos
523
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Posted - 2013.05.28 06:41:00 -
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OP sounds mad that he didn't kill any frigate noobs today.
High Five. Yeah!
C'est La Eve . |
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Super Chair
Amarrian Vengeance
Team Amarrica
514
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Posted - 2013.05.28 06:55:00 -
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IbanezLaney wrote:Cyrus Alabel wrote:How to Caldari:
1) form gang
2) talk **** in Nenn local
3) flee when fight presents itself
4) op success
Come on guys. You can do better than that. What ???? That is far too complicated. I'll fix it for you with the [PLEX] version: 1) Talk **** in Nenn Local
1) Spam .jpg and gifs into nenn local
Project Cerberus is recruiting for the US Timezone, click here |
Bad Messenger
Nasranite Watch
501
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Posted - 2013.05.28 08:24:00 -
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old good faction warfare. nothing has really changed. |
Shadow Adanza
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Samurai Pizza Cats
74
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Posted - 2013.05.28 12:59:00 -
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Sean Parisi wrote:Say that too the burning wrecks on the Ichoriya Nenn gate broskie.
Ichoriya has a gate to Nenn now?
Hey! You're no zombie! |
Stalking Mantis
Amarrian Vengeance
Team Amarrica
305
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Posted - 2013.05.28 13:17:00 -
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1-Ask for access to intel channels
2-Never report any intel OR ask for details of any intel reported like you're going to do something about it and never do
3-Never follow fleet doctrine or bring a ship that compliments any fleet formed
4-Ask Constantly if the low-sec gate from your highsec base is 'clear'?
5-Can I bring my drake?
6-Wardec other Caldari corps for silly things like plexing in your system or salvaging the elite wreck you said you wanted to salvage
7-Report valid intel while in a fleet of 30 like 'I am going to die', '50 wartargets in ******* (Whatever system is 20 jumps from fleet)
8-NEVER FOLLOW PRIMARY CAUSE ONE OF THE WARTAGETS WILL DIE MAYBE AND BY GOLLY YOU WILL BE ON THAT KILLMAIL
9-Warp Off as soon as primaries are being called
10-Report war targets that are in Jita
11-Screw you guys i'm making my own intel channel
12-Lose everything you own while flying an orca through highsec on your Caldari FW toon
I have many more but that is what comes to mind to me now about how to Caldari.... |
Fleet WarpSujarento
State Protectorate
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.05.28 13:36:00 -
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Stalking Mantis wrote:
4-Ask Constantly if the low-sec gate from your highsec base is 'clear'?
Yes. It's clear. |
Darvaleth Sigma
231
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Posted - 2013.05.28 14:16:00 -
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The above poster made me think of something:
5 - Lower sec status with the regular recurrence of Gall spais in fleet.
Give a man a match and you warm him for a day.
Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life! |
Juan Rayo
Justified Chaos
99
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Posted - 2013.05.28 15:02:00 -
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Stalking Mantis wrote:1-Ask for access to intel channels 2-Never report any intel OR ask for details of any intel reported like you're going to do something about it and never do 3-Never follow fleet doctrine or bring a ship that compliments any fleet formed 4-Ask Constantly if the low-sec gate from your highsec base is 'clear'? 5-Can I bring my drake? 6-Wardec other Caldari corps for silly things like plexing in your system or salvaging the elite wreck you said you wanted to salvage 7-Report valid intel while in a fleet of 30 like 'I am going to die', '50 wartargets in ******* (Whatever system is 20 jumps from fleet) 8-NEVER FOLLOW PRIMARY CAUSE ONE OF THE WARTAGETS WILL DIE MAYBE AND BY GOLLY YOU WILL BE ON THAT KILLMAIL 9-Warp Off as soon as primaries are being called 10-Report war targets that are in Jita 11-Screw you guys i'm making my own intel channel 12-Lose everything you own while flying an orca through highsec on your Caldari FW toon I have many more but that is what comes to mind to me now about how to Caldari....
To be honest almost all of these are true for Gallente as well.
"FC what do you need"
"armor cruisers and logi"
"roger" <----- shows up in caracal.
And don-Št even get me started on the people who insist on living in perma-camped fdu station in Villore...
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X Gallentius
Justified Chaos
1430
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Posted - 2013.05.28 15:04:00 -
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Sean Parisi wrote:Say that too the burning wrecks on the Ichoriya Nenn gate broskie.
Beat me to it. I was going to lead an op to camp the Villore gate this week. |
Princess Nexxala
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Samurai Pizza Cats
396
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Posted - 2013.05.28 15:24:00 -
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How to Caldari;
1. Derp into chatgris
2. Repeat
http://thewaysofthemew.blogspot.com
We are recruiting - https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1823364&#post1823364 |
Deacon Abox
Justified Chaos
111
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Posted - 2013.05.28 15:30:00 -
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Stalking Mantis wrote:1-Ask for access to intel channels 2-Never report any intel OR ask for details of any intel reported like you're going to do something about it and never do 3-Never follow fleet doctrine or bring a ship that compliments any fleet formed 4-Ask Constantly if the low-sec gate from your highsec base is 'clear'? 5-Can I bring my drake? 6-Wardec other Caldari corps for silly things like plexing in your system or salvaging the elite wreck you said you wanted to salvage 7-Report valid intel while in a fleet of 30 like 'I am going to die', '50 wartargets in ******* (Whatever system is 20 jumps from fleet) 8-NEVER FOLLOW PRIMARY CAUSE ONE OF THE WARTAGETS WILL DIE MAYBE AND BY GOLLY YOU WILL BE ON THAT KILLMAIL 9-Warp Off as soon as primaries are being called 10-Report war targets that are in Jita 11-Screw you guys i'm making my own intel channel 12-Lose everything you own while flying an orca through highsec on your Caldari FW toon I have many more but that is what comes to mind to me now about how to Caldari....
A post of beauty. Much of it applies universally with just changing some of the system names. Can we be friends? |
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Stalking Mantis
Amarrian Vengeance
Team Amarrica
306
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Posted - 2013.05.28 17:41:00 -
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ALSO ONE VERY IMPORTANT THING:
13-If you see chatgris or princess nexalla burning away from you in a drake doing 2500+ m/s do everything you can to tackle it. There is no way that can go wrong |
Princess Nexxala
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Samurai Pizza Cats
396
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Posted - 2013.05.28 17:42:00 -
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Stalking Mantis wrote:ALSO ONE VERY IMPORTANT THING:
13-If you see chatgris or princess nexalla burning away from you in a drake doing 2500+ m/s do everything you can to tackle it. There is no way that can go wrong
Ah the good ole days of nano drake epicness 
http://thewaysofthemew.blogspot.com
We are recruiting - https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1823364&#post1823364 |
chatgris
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Samurai Pizza Cats
534
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Posted - 2013.05.28 19:02:00 -
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Princess Nexxala wrote:Stalking Mantis wrote:ALSO ONE VERY IMPORTANT THING:
13-If you see chatgris or princess nexalla burning away from you in a drake doing 2500+ m/s do everything you can to tackle it. There is no way that can go wrong Ah the good ole days of nano drake epicness
This same rule still applies to coercers. |
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
Caldari State Capturing
395
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:49:00 -
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Shadow Adanza wrote:Sean Parisi wrote:Say that too the burning wrecks on the Ichoriya Nenn gate broskie. Ichoriya has a gate to Nenn now?
Sean is kinda 'special'.
Fix this **** See Sea Pea. |
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
Caldari State Capturing
395
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:55:00 -
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Juan Rayo wrote:Stalking Mantis wrote:1-Ask for access to intel channels 2-Never report any intel OR ask for details of any intel reported like you're going to do something about it and never do 3-Never follow fleet doctrine or bring a ship that compliments any fleet formed 4-Ask Constantly if the low-sec gate from your highsec base is 'clear'? 5-Can I bring my drake? 6-Wardec other Caldari corps for silly things like plexing in your system or salvaging the elite wreck you said you wanted to salvage 7-Report valid intel while in a fleet of 30 like 'I am going to die', '50 wartargets in ******* (Whatever system is 20 jumps from fleet) 8-NEVER FOLLOW PRIMARY CAUSE ONE OF THE WARTAGETS WILL DIE MAYBE AND BY GOLLY YOU WILL BE ON THAT KILLMAIL 9-Warp Off as soon as primaries are being called 10-Report war targets that are in Jita 11-Screw you guys i'm making my own intel channel 12-Lose everything you own while flying an orca through highsec on your Caldari FW toon I have many more but that is what comes to mind to me now about how to Caldari.... To be honest almost all of these are true for Gallente as well. "FC what do you need" "armor cruisers and logi" "roger" <----- shows up in caracal. And don-Št even get me started on the people who insist on living in perma-camped fdu station in Villore...
Note to self:
Don't give spy alts ships from main hanger.
Fix this **** See Sea Pea. |
Sean Parisi
Fugutive Task Force
276
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:01:00 -
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IbanezLaney wrote:Shadow Adanza wrote:Sean Parisi wrote:Say that too the burning wrecks on the Ichoriya Nenn gate broskie. Ichoriya has a gate to Nenn now? Sean is kinda 'special'.
Stop giving out free intel! |
Combatevolved
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
Templis Dragonaors
21
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:06:00 -
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Wow I do everything in this thread. I am a true Caldari! |
Taoist Dragon
No.1 Crazy Fighter Squadron
Caldari State Capturing
437
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:08:00 -
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Combatevolved wrote:Wow I do everything in this thread. I am a true Caldari!
Nope.
To be a true caldari you have to say you do everything in this thread but in reality don't do anything but ship spin and what youtube!
That is the Way, the Tao.
Balance is everything.
We are recruiting CrAzY Pilots https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=235985&find=unread |
Combatevolved
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
Templis Dragonaors
21
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:11:00 -
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Taoist Dragon wrote:Combatevolved wrote:Wow I do everything in this thread. I am a true Caldari! Nope. To be a true caldari you have to say you do everything in this thread but in reality don't do anything but ship spin and what youtube!
I do that too! I should lead Caldari and show them what it truly means to be Caldari! |
Taoist Dragon
No.1 Crazy Fighter Squadron
Caldari State Capturing
437
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:13:00 -
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Combatevolved wrote:Taoist Dragon wrote:Combatevolved wrote:Wow I do everything in this thread. I am a true Caldari! Nope. To be a true caldari you have to say you do everything in this thread but in reality don't do anything but ship spin and what youtube! I do that too! I should lead Caldari and show them what it truly means to be Caldari!
All Hail CE. The true leader of the Caldari State!
I still won't do anything you tell me though!
That is the Way, the Tao.
Balance is everything.
We are recruiting CrAzY Pilots https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=235985&find=unread |
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