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Shin Ra
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:25:00 -
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ArcticFox from DDC wished to make the follow post here, but was held back by his alliance mates. I feel that it was funny and relevant enough to warrent me posting it here:
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This will most likely be my final message here, as I do not know how much longer we can hold out. I feel, however, that some account of what we have done must be preserved.
Today, in an effort to stem the tide of ruin washing over us, the Ascenant Frontier made our final stand against those who I will not mention by name, the warlords of warp core stabilizers. To simply mention them directly is to call down instant ruin, so I shall simply say They.
For weeks now, our every move against Them has been swept aside, in most cases with numbers 10/1 in our favor. We should have known, of course, that any one of Their ships was the equal of any tewnty of ours, but we learned too late. From ZID to VNG we fought them and lost, oftentimes losing even more battleships than we brought to the fight, and always at least ten at a time. I, personally, lost more heavy assault and battleships than I even knew I owned. Mining lasers refused to function, drones lost their way and attacked allies, all trade and production within Ascenia ground to a halt. Such is Their unstoppable might and cunning.
When, finally, They managed to overcome an entire ASCN defensive fleet, assault an ASCN starbase (which they spared for some reason we are not fit to know), and drive even a GM into terror and retreat, the decision was made to abandon territory and regroup.
Today, at noon, US Western time, ASCN gathered together the last remnants of our fledgling empire, fifty-eight battleships, ten cruisers, seven dreadnaughts, and eighteen mining barges, and stood to face Them outside our last secure station in Z-N9IP.
The first of Them to engage us was Their Vagabond and two of Their mighty Ravens, a fairly even fight against what we could muster. After half an hour of intense fighting, twenty battleships and five dreadnaughts remained along with one cruiser and all eighteen mining barges on the ASCN side, while in return ASCN had managed to inflict several hundred points of shield damage on each of Their ships. Our fleet still had hope, then the tides turned; a further two of Their Ravens warped in, and we knew all was lost. Some attempted to warp away and were destroyed by the sheer force of Their presence. The remaining dreadnaughts entered seige mode to preserve themselves, but were unable to last long.
Within ten minutes every ship and pod in the defensive fleet had been destroyed. Many of our pilots' computers had simply overheated with fear.
You may wonder, 'Why is this lowly pilot, this no-name, speaking for the rest of ASCN?'
The answer is simply that there is no one else left to speak. Our leaders have all cancelled their subscriptions in despair or simply remain staring at their monitors in utter shock and awe.
I hereby propose the terms of surrender of the few that remain. We will provide our coquerors with 80% of our income, complete sovreignty over our regions, and each member of our alliance will be required to create two alts to use in support of the many threads created for Them detailing Their greatness.
If They see fit not to accept our terms, I can only hope that the might of such alliances as BoB an The Five will be enough to stand up to Them for at least a few brief months, but for myself, the fight is over. It is time to accept the end, and bow down.
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Good job. Why can't all ASCN post be like this.
Happy Haloween everyone
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Obidios
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:29:00 -
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riight, BE droped 7 dreads and 50 BS's   Someones got an activ imagination..
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Shin Ra
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:31:00 -
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He's clearly taking the ****, but I thought it was funny.
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dalman
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:34:00 -
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*\o/* Another BE thread, yay!
Drink up, shoot in. Let the beating begin.
Distributor of pain. Your loss becomes my gain...
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Kara Nightly
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:34:00 -
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 Quote:
oftentimes losing even more battleships than we brought to the fight
 
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:35:00 -
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The sarcasm is coming off of that post like rain from a hurricane.
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Proud member of the [23].
Don't get the reference in my sig? Click it.
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Jadon
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:35:00 -
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lol.
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Espen
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:39:00 -
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CdCommander
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:41:00 -
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lol
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Obidios
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:42:00 -
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 /me turns on sarcasm detector
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Amataras
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:51:00 -
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'They' are coming! *hides*
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VonKaplanek III
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:55:00 -
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Originally by: dalman
*\o/* Another BE thread, yay!
YaY, another example of lameness!! This was a joke that was posted in a non public area of our forums. BE once again showing one of their versions of lamo-cheapo warfare--Forum alt spying and EvE-O posturing 
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Shin Ra
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:56:00 -
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yes it was a joke and its very funny. The guy should have posted it himself but he didn't, so I did.
Note, i'm giving you a free oportunity to laugh at us.
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Kyguard
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:58:00 -
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BE wants more attention, lets give it to them! 
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FalloutBoy
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:59:00 -
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Originally by: VonKaplanek III
Originally by: dalman
*\o/* Another BE thread, yay!
YaY, another example of lameness!! This was a joke that was posted in a non public area of our forums. BE once again showing one of their versions of lamo-cheapo warfare--Forum alt spying and EvE-O posturing
oh come on now half the fun of having an enemy is spying on that enemys forums. every major alliance does it and if you think you don't your just not informed
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NAFnist
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Posted - 2005.10.31 23:01:00 -
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quality post
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Kickass
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Posted - 2005.10.31 23:04:00 -
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I think Articfox needs to make more posts he has the gift.
PS. Artic we never ever edit quotes, show me one you think was edited and I will show you the link to it on your forums.
Besides that nice read, you should teach more of your alliance mates how to enjoy the game.
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Nafri
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Posted - 2005.10.31 23:04:00 -
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I will really miss such posts
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KSUDruid
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Posted - 2005.10.31 23:05:00 -
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Articfox has always been an eloquent writer. Good to see he's still at it, LoL.
-Druid
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Nafri
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Posted - 2005.10.31 23:29:00 -
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Originally by: KSUDruid
Articfox has always been an eloquent writer. Good to see he's still at it, LoL.
Yeah, but your anti olyyy posts were even funnier, always gave me a good laugh
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RedClaws
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Posted - 2005.10.31 23:46:00 -
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Indeed it was a funny post and i smile as i post this but i would also like to appeal to BE to be a sportive enemy ... Quit with the damn alts and *bleeping* spies!
You must be "the" most annoying and irritating enemy i've seen in my entire online gaming career. I mean: what are you? Nothing more than a mere pest to any alliance yet you continue to use every exploit, unhonorable tactic and forumwhoring just to make other people think you are (on your level of gaming) "t3h Ub3r!1!".
You have not cause that many casualties and you have lost many ships but ohno we don't see you talking about how BE got into ASCN forums AND their teamspeek server now do we?
May all of Eve know that BE is the lowest of the low and do not deserve any respect. *petitions the Devs for a /spit command*
Happy Halloween, may you disrespectfully die due to choking on a minmatar marshmellow.
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Kickass
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Posted - 2005.10.31 23:56:00 -
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Originally by: RedClaws
Indeed it was a funny post and i smile as i post this but i would also like to appeal to BE to be a sportive enemy ... Quit with the damn alts and *bleeping* spies!
You must be "the" most annoying and irritating enemy i've seen in my entire online gaming career. I mean: what are you? Nothing more than a mere pest to any alliance yet you continue to use every exploit, unhonorable tactic and forumwhoring just to make other people think you are (on your level of gaming) "t3h Ub3r!1!".
You have not cause that many casualties and you have lost many ships but ohno we don't see you talking about how BE got into ASCN forums AND their teamspeek server now do we?
May all of Eve know that BE is the lowest of the low and do not deserve any respect. *petitions the Devs for a /spit command*
Happy Halloween, may you disrespectfully die due to choking on a minmatar marshmellow.
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We have lost 1 battleship and 3 hacs to you guys along with maybe 10 tech 1 frigs, this is lots of ships?
We have killed dozens and dozens of your battle ships, we wont know the exact number until our new kill board is up. Lets put it this way I have about 100 kill mails from ASND alone.
We have not exploited anything, nothing. Please show me what we have exploited? Even your GM pettitions have managed to turn up no exploits. Please try again.
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Shin Ra
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Posted - 2005.11.01 00:01:00 -
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If you don't get this post, don't reply to it.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sarcasm
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j0rz
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Posted - 2005.11.01 00:03:00 -
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Originally by: RedClaws
Indeed it was a funny post and i smile as i post this but i would also like to appeal to BE to be a sportive enemy ... Quit with the damn alts and *bleeping* spies!
You must be "the" most annoying and irritating enemy i've seen in my entire online gaming career. I mean: what are you? Nothing more than a mere pest to any alliance yet you continue to use every exploit, unhonorable tactic and forumwhoring just to make other people think you are (on your level of gaming) "t3h Ub3r!1!".
You have not cause that many casualties and you have lost many ships but ohno we don't see you talking about how BE got into ASCN forums AND their teamspeek server now do we?
May all of Eve know that BE is the lowest of the low and do not deserve any respect. *petitions the Devs for a /spit command*
Happy Halloween, may you disrespectfully die due to choking on a minmatar marshmellow.
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This is when u know ASCN is loosing, we get love posts
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SeverusSnape
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Posted - 2005.11.01 00:04:00 -
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Dimitri Forgroth
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Posted - 2005.11.01 00:06:00 -
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lmao
awesome
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Sickbitch
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Posted - 2005.11.01 01:04:00 -
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i have yet to see a single BE in ASCN space and i been in impass/feyth for 2 months now
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Hllaxiu
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Posted - 2005.11.01 01:10:00 -
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Originally by: VonKaplanek III
Originally by: dalman
*\o/* Another BE thread, yay!
YaY, another example of lameness!! This was a joke that was posted in a non public area of our forums. BE once again showing one of their versions of lamo-cheapo warfare--Forum alt spying and EvE-O posturing
Jokes want to be free! Free as in "free speech" not free as in "free beer"!
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David Corbett
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Posted - 2005.11.01 01:12:00 -
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Well it WAS a funny post.
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KSUDruid
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Posted - 2005.11.01 01:22:00 -
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Originally by: Nafri
Yeah, but your anti olyyy posts were even funnier, always gave me a good laugh
I got yelled at BAD by "Teh Fourumm Gestapo" last time I did an anti-olyyy post... So unfortuneately no more of them for you. The best part about em though is the whole time I was rattling away at the keyboard typing them out, I was laughing maniacally enough to the point where my roomates came in my office with a fire extinguisher. Afraid I'd made a bomb or something and was gonna kill everthing... Goes with the territory I guess 
-Druid
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Kyle Caldrel
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Posted - 2005.11.01 01:33:00 -
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Classy post. Rofl. Too bad it wasent originally posted here :/
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Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2005.11.01 01:45:00 -
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Originally by: KSUDruid
Originally by: Nafri
Yeah, but your anti olyyy posts were even funnier, always gave me a good laugh
I got yelled at BAD by "Teh Fourumm Gestapo" last time I did an anti-olyyy post... So unfortuneately no more of them for you. The best part about em though is the whole time I was rattling away at the keyboard typing them out, I was laughing maniacally enough to the point where my roomates came in my office with a fire extinguisher. Afraid I'd made a bomb or something and was gonna kill everthing... Goes with the territory I guess
No more anti-olyyy posts ? 
Do you know how hard it is to find a descent psycho forum warrior to fight with, hijacking threads for 10 pages on the very same topic each time ? 
/emote gets notepad...
Sooo... I'm done with yelling at Insane Angel, XIF, Colsup, SA, CA, Supremacy, Imperium, FoE, RA, FA, [5], more Supremacy, ATUK also, Ascendant Frontiers, KSUDruid, whoever says anything good about ASCN, SE, KSUDruid again...
Who's next ?
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.11.01 02:23:00 -
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<3 shin ra
Killing the rich and giving to me |
KSUDruid
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Posted - 2005.11.01 02:26:00 -
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Edited by: KSUDruid on 01/11/2005 02:27:00
Originally by: Elenia Kheynes
No more anti-olyyy posts ?
I think I've got 8 Warnings left (Before perma ban.. next time I think it's 24 hours or something). Gonna Save them for the future. Never know when I might REALLY need them for something important.
Gawd.. have we already stuck a gun in the back of the pilot of this thread too?
-Druid
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ArcticFox
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Posted - 2005.11.01 02:56:00 -
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Edited by: ArcticFox on 01/11/2005 02:56:58
Originally by: Shin Ra
Edited by: Shin Ra on 31/10/2005 22:31:39
ArcticFox from DDC wished to make the follow post here, but was held back by his alliance mates. I feel that it was funny and relevant enough to warrent me posting it here for him:
Actually, I wasn't ordered not to post it or anything of the sort. It was entirely my decision. To be honest, I'm suprised how little spin you put on it. I posted it on the ASCN forums to get a feel for what people thought of it, and ultimately decided to leave it at that because things posted here can almost never be taken simply and lightly, the get caught up in political fogginess (political fogginess, which, my dear Shin Ra, you have played no small part in fogging up), their true intents lost in a sea of spin and posturing.
Good to see this thread not turn in to (or start out as) another flame-fest/measuring contest. I had a lot of fun writing it, I'm glad people are having fun reading it.
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ArcticFox
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Posted - 2005.11.01 03:18:00 -
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In regards to this:
Originally by: Kickass
PS. Artic we never ever edit quotes, show me one you think was edited and I will show you the link to it on your forums.
I have this to say:
Originally by: Hakera
If only I had actually said that it might be true. However it isnt, because one alt boy if you had done your homework like a good spy you would realise that:
I compared the post from which you quoted what Hakera said with the actual quote that you posted on these forums, and while they were similar, large portions of what he said were skipped over and partial lines were quoted, taking things way out of context. That sounds like editing to me.
Maybe you dont consider snipping a few single lines which are not representative of the main idea (and partial sentences too, which is nearly as ridiculous as simply taking single words out of a post, re-arranging them into a completely different text, and calling it a quote) out of a much larger body of text, cutting out everything that same person said in that same post that goes directly contrary to the point you're trying to make to be editing, but I do. (And yes, I understand how ironic it is that I made that point in one long, rambling sentence)
In any case, I don't want to derail this thread any further than it already is. If you want to continue this discussion send me a PM on the ASCN private forums.
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Saatar Fora
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Posted - 2005.11.01 03:18:00 -
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Edited by: Saatar Fora on 01/11/2005 03:18:37
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"wheat barley kill anything? are you oats of your mind? I corn belive you just said that, rice I'm off to bed now!" - Draximus Cane |
Astarte Nosferatu
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Posted - 2005.11.01 09:39:00 -
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It isn't very hard to read ASCN forums, half the community has access to it...
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Follower of the Blood Revolution.
Sani Sabik.
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Fred0
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Posted - 2005.11.01 09:48:00 -
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Made me giggle... 
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KIATolon
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Posted - 2005.11.01 10:37:00 -
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Originally by: Fred0
Made me giggle...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
what he said
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2005.11.01 12:28:00 -
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rofl, up there with some of the best forum fiction I have read. Nice work arctic.
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RedClaws
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Posted - 2005.11.01 12:33:00 -
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Originally by: j0rz
This is when u know ASCN is loosing, we get love posts
I'm not even in ascn ...
*sigh* Nevermind i commented on all of this...i'm not gonna reply to anything started by BE cause it's pointless anyhow
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HC MasiEEE
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Posted - 2005.11.01 12:46:00 -
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Originally by: Elenia Kheynes
No more anti-olyyy posts ? [:cry:
Do you know how hard it is to find a descent psycho forum warrior to fight with, hijacking threads for 10 pages on the very same topic each time ?
/emote gets notepad...
Sooo... I'm done with yelling at Insane Angel, XIF, Colsup, SA, CA, Supremacy, Imperium, FoE, RA, FA, [5], more Supremacy, ATUK also, Ascendant Frontiers, KSUDruid, whoever says anything good about ASCN, SE, KSUDruid again...
Who's next ?
Your french, so excused
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HC MasiEEE
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Dao 2
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Posted - 2005.11.01 19:20:00 -
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doesnt he get bragging rights for a year? ;p
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Money Penny
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Posted - 2005.11.01 20:50:00 -
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Originally by: Shin Ra
Note, i'm giving you a free oportunity to laugh at us.
Since when does the Eve Community need a "free opportunity" to laugh at BE ?? Thought everyone laughs at you on a regular basis ......
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Sobeseki Pawi
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Posted - 2005.11.01 21:06:00 -
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Hehe, nice.
~Captain Cutie, HFS Event Horizon
Biomass fears me.
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Anna Sheridan
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Posted - 2005.11.01 21:45:00 -
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Originally by: Omber Zombie
rofl, up there with some of the best forum fiction I have read. Nice work arctic.
I second that. At first I tought it was some more lame boasting from from the WCS lovers, but it's simply too well writen for them.
If you have more fictions like that one, I'm sure the community will like them.
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Gavin Kineli
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Posted - 2005.11.01 21:53:00 -
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Can BE please stop making forum threads?
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Shin Ra
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Posted - 2005.11.01 22:11:00 -
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I love the replies to this. People either read it and laugh or skim over it/dont understand it and post a flame. Classic.
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R4d1o4ct1v3
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Posted - 2005.11.02 09:40:00 -
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LoL! I knew you guys had big ego's but this is just crazy.
Winning that tournament has clearly messed with your head Shin Ra!
Was a nice read tho.
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Phoenicia
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Posted - 2005.11.02 12:20:00 -
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I think BURN EDEN (the chick from Shinra corp) should have a few words to say about this
Anyway, that¦s some hilarious work. It¦s in the details... "They", always with a capital T, normally only reserved for deities...
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Shin Ra
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Posted - 2005.11.02 12:26:00 -
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Originally by: Phoenicia
I think BURN EDEN (the chick from Shinra corp) should have a few words to say about this
Anyway, that¦s some hilarious work. It¦s in the details... "They", always with a capital T, normally only reserved for deities...
I believe Hast, Nebba or Chowdown, or whoever's alt that was deleted the character.
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Nick Curso
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Posted - 2005.11.02 22:44:00 -
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Happy Halloween!!! i hate it wen ppl say this halloween isn't ment to be happy its scary!! how about "have a chilling halloween"
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Blackest Sheep
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Posted - 2005.11.03 10:58:00 -
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*chuckle*
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Shine Ra
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Posted - 2005.11.05 15:01:00 -
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Shin Ra
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Posted - 2005.11.05 16:05:00 -
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Originally by: Shine Ra
Most impersonated persona = me.
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R31D
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Posted - 2005.11.05 16:15:00 -
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Great writing Arctic Fox, made my day
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Troubadour
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Posted - 2005.11.08 09:47:00 -
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Edited by: Troubadour on 08/11/2005 09:49:34
Nice writing.
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Ellezarr
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Posted - 2005.11.09 12:49:00 -
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..btw..BURN-EDEN how many seats you are willing to rent for the upcoming "North Movie" ? I am sure that your "tickets" will have a BIG discount..oh and dont forget the free popcorns
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Laythun
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Posted - 2005.11.09 19:16:00 -
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nice
See Me!
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Camador
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Posted - 2005.11.09 20:09:00 -
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Originally by: Shine Ra
that dosent even look anything remotely like shin ra.
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Kickass
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Posted - 2005.11.09 21:16:00 -
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Originally by: Ellezarr
..btw..BURN-EDEN how many seats you are willing to rent for the upcoming "North Movie" ? I am sure that your "tickets" will have a BIG discount..oh and dont forget the free popcorns
Please explain, I dont get it...
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GangMe
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Posted - 2005.11.10 11:16:00 -
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Originally by: Kickass
Originally by: Ellezarr
..btw..BURN-EDEN how many seats you are willing to rent for the upcoming "North Movie" ? I am sure that your "tickets" will have a BIG discount..oh and dont forget the free popcorns
Please explain, I dont get it...
thats because even your sence of humor has 4 WCS fitted
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Dragon Slave
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Posted - 2005.11.10 17:06:00 -
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I think this is the first BE thread I've seen where they actually end up looking better then they ones they're trying to flame
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