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Shin Ra
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:25:00 -
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ArcticFox from DDC wished to make the follow post here, but was held back by his alliance mates. I feel that it was funny and relevant enough to warrent me posting it here:
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This will most likely be my final message here, as I do not know how much longer we can hold out. I feel, however, that some account of what we have done must be preserved.
Today, in an effort to stem the tide of ruin washing over us, the Ascenant Frontier made our final stand against those who I will not mention by name, the warlords of warp core stabilizers. To simply mention them directly is to call down instant ruin, so I shall simply say They.
For weeks now, our every move against Them has been swept aside, in most cases with numbers 10/1 in our favor. We should have known, of course, that any one of Their ships was the equal of any tewnty of ours, but we learned too late. From ZID to VNG we fought them and lost, oftentimes losing even more battleships than we brought to the fight, and always at least ten at a time. I, personally, lost more heavy assault and battleships than I even knew I owned. Mining lasers refused to function, drones lost their way and attacked allies, all trade and production within Ascenia ground to a halt. Such is Their unstoppable might and cunning.
When, finally, They managed to overcome an entire ASCN defensive fleet, assault an ASCN starbase (which they spared for some reason we are not fit to know), and drive even a GM into terror and retreat, the decision was made to abandon territory and regroup.
Today, at noon, US Western time, ASCN gathered together the last remnants of our fledgling empire, fifty-eight battleships, ten cruisers, seven dreadnaughts, and eighteen mining barges, and stood to face Them outside our last secure station in Z-N9IP.
The first of Them to engage us was Their Vagabond and two of Their mighty Ravens, a fairly even fight against what we could muster. After half an hour of intense fighting, twenty battleships and five dreadnaughts remained along with one cruiser and all eighteen mining barges on the ASCN side, while in return ASCN had managed to inflict several hundred points of shield damage on each of Their ships. Our fleet still had hope, then the tides turned; a further two of Their Ravens warped in, and we knew all was lost. Some attempted to warp away and were destroyed by the sheer force of Their presence. The remaining dreadnaughts entered seige mode to preserve themselves, but were unable to last long.
Within ten minutes every ship and pod in the defensive fleet had been destroyed. Many of our pilots' computers had simply overheated with fear.
You may wonder, 'Why is this lowly pilot, this no-name, speaking for the rest of ASCN?'
The answer is simply that there is no one else left to speak. Our leaders have all cancelled their subscriptions in despair or simply remain staring at their monitors in utter shock and awe.
I hereby propose the terms of surrender of the few that remain. We will provide our coquerors with 80% of our income, complete sovreignty over our regions, and each member of our alliance will be required to create two alts to use in support of the many threads created for Them detailing Their greatness.
If They see fit not to accept our terms, I can only hope that the might of such alliances as BoB an The Five will be enough to stand up to Them for at least a few brief months, but for myself, the fight is over. It is time to accept the end, and bow down.
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Good job. Why can't all ASCN post be like this.
Happy Haloween everyone
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Obidios
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:29:00 -
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riight, BE droped 7 dreads and 50 BS's   Someones got an activ imagination..
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Shin Ra
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:31:00 -
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He's clearly taking the ****, but I thought it was funny.
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dalman
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:34:00 -
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*\o/* Another BE thread, yay!
Drink up, shoot in. Let the beating begin.
Distributor of pain. Your loss becomes my gain...
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Kara Nightly
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:34:00 -
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 Quote:
oftentimes losing even more battleships than we brought to the fight
 
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:35:00 -
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The sarcasm is coming off of that post like rain from a hurricane.
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Proud member of the [23].
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Jadon
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:35:00 -
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lol.
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Espen
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:39:00 -
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CdCommander
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:41:00 -
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lol
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Obidios
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:42:00 -
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 /me turns on sarcasm detector
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Amataras
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:51:00 -
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'They' are coming! *hides*
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VonKaplanek III
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:55:00 -
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Originally by: dalman
*\o/* Another BE thread, yay!
YaY, another example of lameness!! This was a joke that was posted in a non public area of our forums. BE once again showing one of their versions of lamo-cheapo warfare--Forum alt spying and EvE-O posturing 
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Shin Ra
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:56:00 -
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yes it was a joke and its very funny. The guy should have posted it himself but he didn't, so I did.
Note, i'm giving you a free oportunity to laugh at us.
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Kyguard
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:58:00 -
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BE wants more attention, lets give it to them! 
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FalloutBoy
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Posted - 2005.10.31 22:59:00 -
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Originally by: VonKaplanek III
Originally by: dalman
*\o/* Another BE thread, yay!
YaY, another example of lameness!! This was a joke that was posted in a non public area of our forums. BE once again showing one of their versions of lamo-cheapo warfare--Forum alt spying and EvE-O posturing
oh come on now half the fun of having an enemy is spying on that enemys forums. every major alliance does it and if you think you don't your just not informed
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NAFnist
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Posted - 2005.10.31 23:01:00 -
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quality post
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Kickass
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Posted - 2005.10.31 23:04:00 -
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I think Articfox needs to make more posts he has the gift.
PS. Artic we never ever edit quotes, show me one you think was edited and I will show you the link to it on your forums.
Besides that nice read, you should teach more of your alliance mates how to enjoy the game.
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Nafri
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Posted - 2005.10.31 23:04:00 -
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I will really miss such posts
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KSUDruid
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Posted - 2005.10.31 23:05:00 -
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Articfox has always been an eloquent writer. Good to see he's still at it, LoL.
-Druid
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Nafri
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Posted - 2005.10.31 23:29:00 -
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Originally by: KSUDruid
Articfox has always been an eloquent writer. Good to see he's still at it, LoL.
Yeah, but your anti olyyy posts were even funnier, always gave me a good laugh
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RedClaws
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Posted - 2005.10.31 23:46:00 -
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Indeed it was a funny post and i smile as i post this but i would also like to appeal to BE to be a sportive enemy ... Quit with the damn alts and *bleeping* spies!
You must be "the" most annoying and irritating enemy i've seen in my entire online gaming career. I mean: what are you? Nothing more than a mere pest to any alliance yet you continue to use every exploit, unhonorable tactic and forumwhoring just to make other people think you are (on your level of gaming) "t3h Ub3r!1!".
You have not cause that many casualties and you have lost many ships but ohno we don't see you talking about how BE got into ASCN forums AND their teamspeek server now do we?
May all of Eve know that BE is the lowest of the low and do not deserve any respect. *petitions the Devs for a /spit command*
Happy Halloween, may you disrespectfully die due to choking on a minmatar marshmellow.
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Kickass
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Posted - 2005.10.31 23:56:00 -
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Originally by: RedClaws
Indeed it was a funny post and i smile as i post this but i would also like to appeal to BE to be a sportive enemy ... Quit with the damn alts and *bleeping* spies!
You must be "the" most annoying and irritating enemy i've seen in my entire online gaming career. I mean: what are you? Nothing more than a mere pest to any alliance yet you continue to use every exploit, unhonorable tactic and forumwhoring just to make other people think you are (on your level of gaming) "t3h Ub3r!1!".
You have not cause that many casualties and you have lost many ships but ohno we don't see you talking about how BE got into ASCN forums AND their teamspeek server now do we?
May all of Eve know that BE is the lowest of the low and do not deserve any respect. *petitions the Devs for a /spit command*
Happy Halloween, may you disrespectfully die due to choking on a minmatar marshmellow.
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We have lost 1 battleship and 3 hacs to you guys along with maybe 10 tech 1 frigs, this is lots of ships?
We have killed dozens and dozens of your battle ships, we wont know the exact number until our new kill board is up. Lets put it this way I have about 100 kill mails from ASND alone.
We have not exploited anything, nothing. Please show me what we have exploited? Even your GM pettitions have managed to turn up no exploits. Please try again.
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Shin Ra
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Posted - 2005.11.01 00:01:00 -
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If you don't get this post, don't reply to it.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sarcasm
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j0rz
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Posted - 2005.11.01 00:03:00 -
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Originally by: RedClaws
Indeed it was a funny post and i smile as i post this but i would also like to appeal to BE to be a sportive enemy ... Quit with the damn alts and *bleeping* spies!
You must be "the" most annoying and irritating enemy i've seen in my entire online gaming career. I mean: what are you? Nothing more than a mere pest to any alliance yet you continue to use every exploit, unhonorable tactic and forumwhoring just to make other people think you are (on your level of gaming) "t3h Ub3r!1!".
You have not cause that many casualties and you have lost many ships but ohno we don't see you talking about how BE got into ASCN forums AND their teamspeek server now do we?
May all of Eve know that BE is the lowest of the low and do not deserve any respect. *petitions the Devs for a /spit command*
Happy Halloween, may you disrespectfully die due to choking on a minmatar marshmellow.
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This is when u know ASCN is loosing, we get love posts
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SeverusSnape
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Posted - 2005.11.01 00:04:00 -
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Dimitri Forgroth
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Posted - 2005.11.01 00:06:00 -
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lmao
awesome
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Sickbitch
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Posted - 2005.11.01 01:04:00 -
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i have yet to see a single BE in ASCN space and i been in impass/feyth for 2 months now
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Hllaxiu
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Posted - 2005.11.01 01:10:00 -
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Originally by: VonKaplanek III
Originally by: dalman
*\o/* Another BE thread, yay!
YaY, another example of lameness!! This was a joke that was posted in a non public area of our forums. BE once again showing one of their versions of lamo-cheapo warfare--Forum alt spying and EvE-O posturing
Jokes want to be free! Free as in "free speech" not free as in "free beer"!
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David Corbett
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Posted - 2005.11.01 01:12:00 -
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Well it WAS a funny post.
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KSUDruid
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Posted - 2005.11.01 01:22:00 -
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Originally by: Nafri
Yeah, but your anti olyyy posts were even funnier, always gave me a good laugh
I got yelled at BAD by "Teh Fourumm Gestapo" last time I did an anti-olyyy post... So unfortuneately no more of them for you. The best part about em though is the whole time I was rattling away at the keyboard typing them out, I was laughing maniacally enough to the point where my roomates came in my office with a fire extinguisher. Afraid I'd made a bomb or something and was gonna kill everthing... Goes with the territory I guess 
-Druid
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