I would recommend tuning into my program when it comes back on the air. It leans Gallente so you might disagree with some of the things I say but in the end I try to give my viewers a good time, regardless of their beliefs.

In general, the only thing us Gallenteans know how to do for sure is have some fun. If you want to enjoy yourself, there's something in the Federation for everyone. There is a refined (if a bit artsy and snobby) culture here that Amarr visitors particularly enjoy. Or if you're looking for something different you could try one of the more...hedonistic venues...

Send me a link to your program when you do it again. I'm sure it's ridiculous but it might kill time and relax my eyes between watching bars go around in a circle on my HUD while other bars go left to right.

Refined sounds okay, I'm probably more of a snob than them anyway so it's cool, I can deal with it. Hedonistic venues, no. Just no.

Excellent. I will link you the next episode once it is uploaded onto Galnet.

As for the refined entertainment, I suggest looking around systems that have been in the Federation for a long time. Gallente Prime herself is always a good place to start. There are plenty of gallery's and theaters that demonstrate classical Gallente culture. Touring the homes of some of the old Gauron families is also a good choice.

Go to Anslo's beach. Drink, swim, build sandcastles, work on your tan.

We would suggest visiting the Triple Helix.
A musical venue on the Crystal Boulevard in the city of Caille.
Given the Gallentean penchant for costume use, it is possible for a capsuleer to, in general, pass un-noticed.

Should you decide to visit this venue, we would also suggest trying both the 'Quantum Entanglement' and 'Ion Charge' beverages.

It is our hope that you find this information of use.

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3. Is it worth going to Amamake even though it's a dirty heathen filth system I'm told they do raves or something.

Come to Amamake. Through the Osoggur gate

You and I will have lots of fun.

Well I did invite you to Eszur. Invitation is still there. When you come over do watch the sansha, they are terrible houseguests but they should be leaving in a week or so.

I guess if you return there it must be good, right?

Why are all these places in Gallente space though.

Because we invented fun. It's a by-product of hundreds of generations of people having to turn to more and more odd behaviours in order to shock their parents. We iterate adolescent upheaval into a science.

Seriously, you can do a doctorate in Making Music Sound Like Noise to Older People. At this point, it's a bit of a refined, esoteric discipline, to be honest. After the Housedustrialorrorcoravelectrance Castratistep fiasco they've sort of lost direction.

Anyway, you should come out with me sometime. Or do what I do when I'm not partying, and be really bad at your job. That tends to liven things up.

Don't worry I've got the "really bad at my job" thing already cornered.

I wish Amarr space was a bit more happening. Just because I'm religious and all doesn't mean that I want to have no fun, ever.

Also I've heard that beach is quite popular amongst capsuleers and I really don't want to run into any of you people, especially not on a beach.

Well **** you too.

Come on, we all know how sleazy capsuleers can get. Think I want to meet any of you for the first time in my bathing suit I DON'T THINK SO

Then don't wear something revealing. Come in a sundress or something. Go explore the jungle. Why are you asking us for help if you don't even like us? You're condescending for no reason.

Yeah like I want to be wandering around in a jungle in a dress with a bunch of sleazy capsuleers around YEAH NO.

I didn't set out to criticise your beach, it was someone else who brought up the damn beach, I'm allowed to have an opinion about it. I can't force myself to like it. I just don't like sand and plants and other outdoor things. They can continue to exist but I don't want to see them. Nothing against you personally or your efforts in making this beach thing, may you and your beach friends have happy beach fun times.

ISN'T THIS A FUN THREAD NOW IS EVERYONE HAVING A LOT OF FUN OKAY THAT'S GOOD

I was having a nice time with everybody and getting lots of great suggestions and help until beach-boy wandered in and tried to make everyone play with his beach ball.

It is unfortunate that you assume most of us to be sleazy individuals only interested in getting into your pants. I have been to Anslo's beach a couple of times now, and it has been both relaxing and quite civil.

I do hope that you can find a place that suits your needs while avoiding interacting with other capsuleers. For myself, I have come to prefer the company of those who share a commonality with each other.

The perception of sleaziness isn't an assumption. Not saying all capsuleers are like that, but in a group, one of them usually is, and I should know because I bear the brunt of it more often than not. So therefore I'm trying to avoid places where there might be groups of capsuleers. I think that's logical.

I do interact with capsuleers, and there are even some that I quite like, I'm just very selective about who I meet outside the pod, that's all.

It is unfortunate that you assume most of us to be sleazy individuals only interested in getting into your pants. I have been to Anslo's beach a couple of times now, and it has been both relaxing and quite civil.

Only reasons I've not visited myself are that I sunburn in nanoseconds and that sand, so far as I can tell, hates us.