I would recommend tuning into my program when it comes back on the air. It leans Gallente so you might disagree with some of the things I say but in the end I try to give my viewers a good time, regardless of their beliefs.

In general, the only thing us Gallenteans know how to do for sure is have some fun. If you want to enjoy yourself, there's something in the Federation for everyone. There is a refined (if a bit artsy and snobby) culture here that Amarr visitors particularly enjoy. Or if you're looking for something different you could try one of the more...hedonistic venues...

Send me a link to your program when you do it again. I'm sure it's ridiculous but it might kill time and relax my eyes between watching bars go around in a circle on my HUD while other bars go left to right.

Refined sounds okay, I'm probably more of a snob than them anyway so it's cool, I can deal with it. Hedonistic venues, no. Just no.

Excellent. I will link you the next episode once it is uploaded onto Galnet.

As for the refined entertainment, I suggest looking around systems that have been in the Federation for a long time. Gallente Prime herself is always a good place to start. There are plenty of gallery's and theaters that demonstrate classical Gallente culture. Touring the homes of some of the old Gauron families is also a good choice.

Go to Anslo's beach. Drink, swim, build sandcastles, work on your tan.

We would suggest visiting the Triple Helix.
A musical venue on the Crystal Boulevard in the city of Caille.
Given the Gallentean penchant for costume use, it is possible for a capsuleer to, in general, pass un-noticed.

Should you decide to visit this venue, we would also suggest trying both the 'Quantum Entanglement' and 'Ion Charge' beverages.

It is our hope that you find this information of use.

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3. Is it worth going to Amamake even though it's a dirty heathen filth system I'm told they do raves or something.

Come to Amamake. Through the Osoggur gate

You and I will have lots of fun.

Well I did invite you to Eszur. Invitation is still there. When you come over do watch the sansha, they are terrible houseguests but they should be leaving in a week or so.

I guess if you return there it must be good, right?

Why are all these places in Gallente space though.

Because we invented fun. It's a by-product of hundreds of generations of people having to turn to more and more odd behaviours in order to shock their parents. We iterate adolescent upheaval into a science.

Seriously, you can do a doctorate in Making Music Sound Like Noise to Older People. At this point, it's a bit of a refined, esoteric discipline, to be honest. After the Housedustrialorrorcoravelectrance Castratistep fiasco they've sort of lost direction.

Anyway, you should come out with me sometime. Or do what I do when I'm not partying, and be really bad at your job. That tends to liven things up.

Don't worry I've got the "really bad at my job" thing already cornered.

I wish Amarr space was a bit more happening. Just because I'm religious and all doesn't mean that I want to have no fun, ever.

Also I've heard that beach is quite popular amongst capsuleers and I really don't want to run into any of you people, especially not on a beach.

Well **** you too.

Come on, we all know how sleazy capsuleers can get. Think I want to meet any of you for the first time in my bathing suit I DON'T THINK SO

Then don't wear something revealing. Come in a sundress or something. Go explore the jungle. Why are you asking us for help if you don't even like us? You're condescending for no reason.

Yeah like I want to be wandering around in a jungle in a dress with a bunch of sleazy capsuleers around YEAH NO.

I didn't set out to criticise your beach, it was someone else who brought up the damn beach, I'm allowed to have an opinion about it. I can't force myself to like it. I just don't like sand and plants and other outdoor things. They can continue to exist but I don't want to see them. Nothing against you personally or your efforts in making this beach thing, may you and your beach friends have happy beach fun times.

ISN'T THIS A FUN THREAD NOW IS EVERYONE HAVING A LOT OF FUN OKAY THAT'S GOOD

I was having a nice time with everybody and getting lots of great suggestions and help until beach-boy wandered in and tried to make everyone play with his beach ball.

It is unfortunate that you assume most of us to be sleazy individuals only interested in getting into your pants. I have been to Anslo's beach a couple of times now, and it has been both relaxing and quite civil.

I do hope that you can find a place that suits your needs while avoiding interacting with other capsuleers. For myself, I have come to prefer the company of those who share a commonality with each other.

The perception of sleaziness isn't an assumption. Not saying all capsuleers are like that, but in a group, one of them usually is, and I should know because I bear the brunt of it more often than not. So therefore I'm trying to avoid places where there might be groups of capsuleers. I think that's logical.

I do interact with capsuleers, and there are even some that I quite like, I'm just very selective about who I meet outside the pod, that's all.

It is unfortunate that you assume most of us to be sleazy individuals only interested in getting into your pants. I have been to Anslo's beach a couple of times now, and it has been both relaxing and quite civil.

Only reasons I've not visited myself are that I sunburn in nanoseconds and that sand, so far as I can tell, hates us.

Only reasons I've not visited myself are that I sunburn in nanoseconds and that sand, so far as I can tell, hates us.

AVCL Connection, organized by our sister corporation AVCL was a good project, though I'm not sure anyone attends anymore or if it is even open after Commander Goldcore's dissapearance.

Well, I bet that Makkal Hanaya chick throws a memorable tea party. She seems groovy. I'd even wear a dress.

Lou's Bar is nice if you just want to have a drink with normal people and not call into any attention. There's rarely any pod pilots though, me at most when I visit it from time to time. It's in the Bleak Lands, though.

There were several other places as well I knew that were not bad, but I haven't checked on them in some time. The Drinker's Cathedral wasn't bad, nor the Skyhook. But, if they are still open, they usually had at least a few pod pilots. AVCL Connection, organized by our sister corporation AVCL was a good project, though I'm not sure anyone attends anymore or if it is even open after Commander Goldcore's dissapearance.

Then, of course, you have churches. You'll find that the Imperial Basilica is visited quite often by pilots and people not looking to pray but also to socialize and talk confortably. Of course, that means we go when there is no service going on, we don't want to interrupt.

There were also some dens of depravity like Le Maison de Tous Plaisirs, but I believed it thankfully got closed. Imagine going to a blooder's partying place and try not to puke. I know, it's hard.

There are also a couple of good dancing grounds and shopping venues in Amarr Prime. But I'm not much of a dancer myself, and last ball I assisted was in the Imperial Navy Ball Saloon, and I don't think it is open anymore. But there may be more balls happening soon elsewhere if you look for them.

So, as you can see, there are places to have fun, even in the Empire.

The Razor's Edge. It's in a deadspace pocket in Republic space. It used to see some capsuleer visitors, but these days I believe it's pretty much a club for baseliners. Although those baseliners are wealthy enough, as they can afford a trip to the club in the first place.

It's still open, we just have a limited visits these days. Lord Lok'ri, Commander Elkoth, miss Gesakaarin, and myself were there just last night, though.

I do believe that miss Ji Young does not want a capsuleer location, however.

If you've got Kredits to burn I highly recommend drinking as much Quafe Ultra as you can in an hour.

And then, try to beat that record.

1. I bought a small hauler's worth of booze but drinking by myself is dullsville and I don't want to drink with my crew because I don't want to get all buddy-buddy with the employees, it's not right. So where are the good bars.

2. I've heard slave fights are hilarious fun times. I want some of that action. Where are the best ones held.

So Quafe seems to be really useful, however I wouldn't accept your drinking challenge because I don't think I can take as much acid in my body as my mother's clothing.

Uhm. You know that like, Quafe uses a lot of fruits in it's recipe, right?

Well, many fruits are natural cleaning agents, when used in a solution.

I'd suggest the Ivory Tower.

Located in the orbit of the planet of Akila I, Fua constellation, Domain region, this 2 kilometer high and about 400 meters in diameter complex houses a number of entertainment facilities, including but not limited to a hotel habitational area, a capsuleer access bar ( or The Pavilion, as we refer to it), the Main Concourse where most smaller barsm shops, casinos and other entertainment venues are located, the Bazaar, for dealing in more exotic or larger goods that can't be found at usual shops, the Spas, which are a bit self-explanitory, the Cathedral with its en suite library, the Pleasure Gardens, where Lady Melisande Galena and Lady Carmilla d'Morenta have recently opened their Geisha House, and the Teatro Marittimo, or the Floating Theatre; the slave gladitorial tournaments and betting pools at the Theatre are currently closed, but a new season should start in about a week or so.

What's the point of all that hard working if one can't enjoy the fruit of one's labour?
If I piqued your interest, send me a mail; I'll sort out the invitations in the meanwhile. This offer also stands for anyone else wishing to visit.

One of the guys in my Engineering Studies class at Royal Amarr Institute actually managed to get a defective current pump working again by rubbing Quafe onto the terminals with a rag and leaving it to sit for an hour.

If you are so inclined, I run a Geisha House.

I don't even really know what that is.

We offer a variety of entertainment, food, drink, and other delights.

Yeah that's ambiguous.

So, let me just get this straight.

You refer to most capsuleers as sleazy, and decline many invitations based on that broad and unjust assumption.
Then proceed to exclaim in a rather pleased manner when invited to a site by an Angel Cartel loyalist.

Does the name Kim breed hypocrisy or something?

Pardon me, but I have no loyalties to speak of.

Well, with that poor attitude, I retract my invitation. Have a lovely day.

"Proper folks"? The implication that I am less than proper is very offensive, miss.

I was responding to a comment about Leopold's invite, not yours.

I do not see any posts by Lord Caine on this thread, miss.

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I did not take time to read all the posts. Even so, implying that I am less than honorable by my business associations is very immature. I hope you find some source of relaxation, but it will not be at my establishment.

Did you try my suggestion? GÖÑ

Again, how very mature of you.

I am also curious. I frequent a number of capsuleer bars, faction and non-faction and I have never seen you anywhere aside from this forum. Are you afraid to show your face in public?

No.



Is the pimping business that slow for you that you have time to make posts like this.

No.



Is the pimping business that slow for you that you have time to make posts like this.

And you consider other capsuleers crass?

"Proper folks"? The implication that I am less than proper is very offensive, miss.

Entertaining displays of hypocrisy are unfortunately commonplace among capsuleers, Steff.

You'll get used to it eventually; you just have to find the humor in it. Like here.

Well I'm not actually going to GO, I mean, it's in lowsec and probably a trap. I'm just glad a place like that exists. If it does. Just need to find one in Amarr hi-sec run by proper folks now.

Laurienne - I don't like Quafe that much. Not everybody does. Nothing personal, I'm sure you're a nice person and all that and I hope you sell lots of Quafe - just not to me.

Hello, miss.

There is a lovely house in Sobaseki called the Tikali Theatre House. It shows traditional Caldari plays three times a week, typically focusing on the historical dramas on Caldari Prime, though they do also show modern comedies and tragedies as well. It's an opportunity to dress up, meet people, socialize, and be catered to by some of the most welcoming and friendly people I have ever met. They are always happy to welcome foreigners and other dignitaries, also. If you are in the Lonetrek region, I'm sure they'd be happy to host you for an evening.

Wow, that sounds a bit fancy. Assuming they let people like me in, I'm all for it. I like good customer service, it's like having slaves but without the icky feeling that what if they put something weird in your food because they secretly hate you. Anyway thanks for that, and thanks for keeping things on topic. There's nothing like forum etiquette.

I'd suggest the Ivory Tower.

Located in the orbit of the planet of Akila I, Fua constellation, Domain region, this 2 kilometer high and about 400 meters in diameter complex houses a number of entertainment facilities, including but not limited to a hotel habitational area, a capsuleer access bar ( or The Pavilion, as we refer to it), the Main Concourse where most smaller barsm shops, casinos and other entertainment venues are located, the Bazaar, for dealing in more exotic or larger goods that can't be found at usual shops, the Spas, which are a bit self-explanitory, the Cathedral with its en suite library, the Pleasure Gardens, where Lady Melisande Galena and Lady Carmilla d'Morenta have recently opened their Geisha House, and the Teatro Marittimo, or the Floating Theatre; the slave gladitorial tournaments and betting pools at the Theatre are currently closed, but a new season should start in about a week or so.

What's the point of all that hard working if one can't enjoy the fruit of one's labour?
If I piqued your interest, send me a mail; I'll sort out the invitations in the meanwhile. This offer also stands for anyone else wishing to visit.

I agree, mister Tiberious will probably try to sell you Starsi or something, just a fair warning.

Phanta, not Starsi.

I believe someone should issue the warning here. I've been to the Ivory Tower shortly after becoming a capsuleer, escorting an agent of the Ministry of Internal Order that required security there. It all looked nice, like many entertainment places around the area. And "Holder" Caine seemed so as well.

It was not until shortly after that I was warned with propper proof as to captain Caine's, and that of his corporation Stillwater, allegiance to the Angel Cartel. This is the main station of Stillwater, so undoubtedly it is a dangerous place to go without forward warning. And, certainly, it is probable that he'll try to recruit you if given a chance.

So, since there exist many other entertainment places as the theater house captain Scherezad suggested, I'd recommend to steer away of any suggestion captain Caine makes. Same as if captain Vitalia posted here. Or captain Thessalonica.

You were given no leave to address me in the familiar, miss.

And you were given no special status that let's you affect how people address you here, Melly.

Kind of like how you were given no special status or attention when you ran away to Sansha?

To the contrary. Brainwashed mions of CONCORD everywhere now think I am a trillion times worse then the Amarrian slavers.

You were given no leave to address me in the familiar, miss.

Well aren't we a special unique little snowflake.

Oh yes. No shame here.

Yeah, you and every other person who ever got into a capsule.

And you think this will make capsuleers like you and invite you to their venues? You are in for a harsh reality check, miss.

Just for my own info from other people, was I this much of an arrogant prick when I first came back after my hiatus?