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ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.11.12 09:26:00 -
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Edited by: ollobrains on 12/11/2005 09:34:22
5th Front enterprises is pleased to annouce a war decleration on colostomy bag. This war will continue until such time as a ISK payment of 200 million ISK is forthcoming to end the war.
I wish all those members of colostormy bag a fair fight and a clean fight. Let the fun commence
To the CEO of colostomy bag GOT CORN - please evemail me to discuss surrender terms when u are ready to do so. * will be expecting the 200m ISK surrender payment as well before i pull back the war dec - good combat all round see u on the battlefield
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Mister Poopypants
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Posted - 2005.11.12 10:53:00 -
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Colostomy Bag? Worst corpname ever?
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Aquiesse Erus
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Posted - 2005.11.12 11:17:00 -
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Now in light of recent events about the EULA and SAS and 4S i think this is one corporation name that should be removed.
Colostomy Bag is a repurcusion of bowel problems such as cancer and people should not even think of trying to make humour of this.
Petition placed.
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dailyhazard
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Posted - 2005.11.12 11:19:00 -
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 Originally by: Aquiesse Erus
Now in light of recent events about the EULA and SAS and 4S i think this is one corporation name that should be removed.
Colostomy Bag is a repurcusion of bowel problems such as cancer and people should not even think of trying to make humour of this.
Petition placed.
someones got a problem.......
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HUGO DRAX
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Posted - 2005.11.12 13:04:00 -
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Edited by: HUGO DRAX on 12/11/2005 13:04:14
nasty (weird filter going on) but with all the new naming rules I would not be surprised if it gets changed.
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sonofollo
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Posted - 2005.11.12 20:38:00 -
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its named after a real life medical device - i found it a bit eeeky so i am issuing a war dec but while im at it 200m ISK surrender payment will also be accepted the corp ticker is well its basically um a feacial matter. I wont mention it as its a nasty word.
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.11.12 21:32:00 -
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I literally ****ed my pants laughing at this thread. COMEDY GOLD.
Originally by: Berneh
You will never take me aliv coppers 
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.11.12 21:34:00 -
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Also, Colostomy bag have 1 member who's a few days old?
Originally by: Berneh
You will never take me aliv coppers
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ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.11.13 09:04:00 -
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this is a serious war i know where he lives so to speak it is an active player and for my new corp a valid first war dec :P and a nice corp name another reason to let rip.
As i stated get corn can end the war with a 200m ISK surrender payment
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Shittake
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Posted - 2005.11.13 10:44:00 -
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Is Colostmy Bag perhap Xirtam's alt corp?
Just kidding Xirt :)
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sonofollo
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Posted - 2005.11.13 10:57:00 -
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who is xirtem lol
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Gradinger
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Posted - 2005.11.13 11:51:00 -
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ollo beggin for attention? ;)
nah seriously, i think 5th front is the lame corp-name here, concerning the oldest IGA, 3rd front.. :/
btw.. wtf why does ur son look like a girl, ollo?
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Kanshin Dredox
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Posted - 2005.11.13 11:59:00 -
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3 man corp declare on 1 man corp, harrastment!:)
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ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.11.13 12:22:00 -
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no limits on size of corps war decing on other corps of small size. This 1 man corp will provide target practice for my newbie membership :)
We need targets and simple logic stands u pick on someone smalelr to start with - actually this 1 man corp hardly logs in so its some promotion of my corp 5th front enterprises (um no its not a rip off of any existing front named corps) i didnt even know a "3rd front existed"
We are not allying or alts of any large alliance or corp its a new operation - one that iwll expand and cover a lot of different elements of gameplay.
I will end this war with a 200m ISK surrender payment
Actually the reason for the war was GOT CORN kept following me around aridia in his frigate ( i thought it was an alt at first) i asked them to stop following me around all requests for conversations, mail reply and other forms of communication remained unanswered - so the only available response is to issue a war dec which will allow free attacks without gate sentries taking action and the removal or asset damage of this one man band. With a) ISK to make up for nuisense factor or the relocation to another region
All of the above is for gameplay purposes - roleplay and a bit of a lark laugh at the corp name which i find not offensive but slightly amusing esp the corp ticker if anyone cares to look in game and no its not my alt corp either.
That one is sonofollo in cosmic fusion confusion disillusion (thats a take on cosmic fusion) who used these forums to raise ISK for a war dec hehe
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.11.13 13:15:00 -
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I can't read '5th Front enterprises is pleased to annouce a war decleration on colostomy bag' without bursting out into fits of laughter, I was ****ing off everyone on Teamspeak last night by consantly reading and laughing at this thread.
Best. Thread. EVAR!
Originally by: Berneh
You will never take me aliv coppers
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Plutoinum
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Posted - 2005.11.13 17:03:00 -
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Edited by: Plutoinum on 13/11/2005 17:06:22
Originally by: ollobrains
We need targets and simple logic stands u pick on someone smalelr to start with - actually this 1 man corp...
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Actually the reason for the war was GOT CORN kept following me around aridia in his frigate ( i thought it was an alt at first) i asked them to stop following me around all requests for conversations, mail reply and other forms of communication remained unanswered - so the only available response is to issue a war dec ....
Thanks man. I have tears in my eyes.
Now I'm waiting for war reports, kill counts and all that stuff 
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Ichabod Crane
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Posted - 2005.11.13 17:53:00 -
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Originally by: Gradinger
ollo beggin for attention? ;)
nah seriously, i think 5th front is the lame corp-name here, concerning the oldest IGA, 3rd front.. :/
btw.. wtf why does ur son look like a girl, ollo?
Actually we're not the oldest IGA, as for ollo naming his corp '5th Front enterprises' I dont see it as a problem, you'd have to be an idiot to see some kind of connection other than the word 'Front' anyway.
and shhhh! you're not meant to notice us 
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Gradinger
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Posted - 2005.11.13 19:21:00 -
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Originally by: Ichabod Crane
Originally by: Gradinger
ollo beggin for attention? ;)
nah seriously, i think 5th front is the lame corp-name here, concerning the oldest IGA, 3rd front.. :/
btw.. wtf why does ur son look like a girl, ollo?
Actually we're not the oldest IGA, as for ollo naming his corp '5th Front enterprises' I dont see it as a problem, you'd have to be an idiot to see some kind of connection other than the word 'Front' anyway.
and shhhh! you're not meant to notice us
hehe.. just *****in around in the mornin :P
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Ashelth
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Posted - 2005.11.14 00:38:00 -
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Wow I can't believe I read this thread.
I did however feel that I needed to share this fact to the rest of eve. Why you might ask?
I don't KNOW
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ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.11.14 09:45:00 -
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report update no communication yet from GOT CORN the CEO of colostomy bag. In terms of surrendering - actually i have only just logged in but will go a hunting in coming days with the rest of my corp.
Good to see u guys got a laugh outta this wish us well. Updates will come daily i wont be posting killmails but will be noting the number of kills just out of general interest.
Thanks for the support. Ollobrains over and out
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Fairchild
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Posted - 2005.11.14 10:15:00 -
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Im sorry, but do u think we actually care? Gop spam elsewhere klthx
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Sobeseki Pawi
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Posted - 2005.11.14 11:56:00 -
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Originally by: Fairchild
Im sorry, but do u think we actually care? Gop spam elsewhere klthx
Here, have some of your own advice.
~Captain Cutie, HFS Event Horizon
Biomass fears me.
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sonofollo
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Posted - 2005.11.14 12:13:00 -
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back on topic just waiting for GOT CORN to log in and the fun shall begin (i mean war actions)
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Aerykah Malegant
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Posted - 2005.11.14 18:18:00 -
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I actually know who GOT CORN is...heheh...this thread *****s me up.
Did you actually pay for a Concord-sanctioned war against this corp?
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Aerykah Malegant
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Posted - 2005.11.14 18:19:00 -
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Originally by: Mister ****ypants
Colostomy Bag? Worst corpname ever?
Almost seems like a guy with your name belongs there. Check with them...they may be recruiting now that they have a war on.
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sonofollo
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Posted - 2005.11.14 21:50:00 -
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so do tell who is the main character of colostomy bag. I may also have to consider the recruitment of any eager pilots to fight in this war gainst this corp. Well no surrender offer has been forthcoming so the war offically continues.
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DjDangle
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Posted - 2005.11.14 23:57:00 -
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Oh dear. That's all I can say.
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sonofollo
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Posted - 2005.11.15 04:40:00 -
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well i hav him holed up in the hier system but he wont come out to play more updates as they come to hand
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Sophie Mae
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Posted - 2005.11.15 05:01:00 -
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Edited by: Sophie Mae on 15/11/2005 05:01:55
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Kroma BaSyl
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Posted - 2005.11.15 05:03:00 -
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I think you will have better luck catching that rouge belly button fluff of your than catching a member of Colostomy Bag with their pants down. <snicker>
Kroma BaSyl
CEO - Snickers Inc
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