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Mellisa Jade
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.06.13 07:01:00 -
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I put it to you, people of eve, that this much vaunted war between Test and Goons is merley a tool; devised to mis-place the trust of outside entitys and throw any force that might be opposed to the blue circle jerk, that is the left half of the eve map, into disarray.
Perhaps a false flag attack designed to lure out any would be agressor with a vested intrest in the destruction of this Empire of Evil.
Either way all is not as it might appear. Things in the TestGoon empire are still quite safe. Ohh the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.....
Peek-aboo, I see You. .. |
Alara IonStorm
5083
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Posted - 2013.06.13 07:11:00 -
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Sure the official story is that Rifters brought down those POS's but if you look closely at this grainy video, it is obvious it controlled demolition that destroyed those control tower.
And what's the deal with Corp Hanger 7. What aren't they telling us?!
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Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
364
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Posted - 2013.06.13 07:24:00 -
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Get back on your meds. |
Dheeradj Nurgle
Hoover Inc.
Test Alliance Please Ignore
431
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Posted - 2013.06.13 07:33:00 -
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Damn, they're on to us.
Ban thread, Gas OP |
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
10069
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Posted - 2013.06.13 07:41:00 -
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Hostile to both the CFC and TEST crew checking in
1 Kings 12:11
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Signal11th
The Retirement Club
1010
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Posted - 2013.06.13 08:29:00 -
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Malcanis wrote:Hostile to both the CFC and TEST crew checking in
Checking in!
God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster. |
Gealbhan
273
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Posted - 2013.06.13 08:36:00 -
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Yawn  |
Dave Stark
3169
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Posted - 2013.06.13 08:36:00 -
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with every thread i see, i get less and less interested in what could potentially be a great war (and i mean that in the sense of "that's cool" rather than in terms of size)
a shame. |
Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices
Petition Blizzard
282
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:01:00 -
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There is a difference
TEST hold all my Blood Agents and wont let me in to use them
Therefore, they must die
"You are even dumber than everyone says." - Kristopher Rocancourt
Tell The Others |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
2146
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:24:00 -
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Mellisa Jade wrote:
Either way all is not as it might appear. Things in the TestGoon empire are still quite safe. Ohh the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.....
SPOILER ALERT!
The team you quoted there loses in the end.
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
Scatim Helicon
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1953
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:32:00 -
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Malcanis wrote:Hostile to both the CFC and TEST crew checking in
Hush, you don't exist.
Titans were never meant to be "cost effective", its a huge ****.-á- CCP Oveur, 2006
~If you want a picture of the future of WiS, imagine a spaceship, stamping on an avatar's face. Forever. |
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
10074
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:36:00 -
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Scatim Helicon wrote:Malcanis wrote:Hostile to both the CFC and TEST crew checking in Hush, you don't exist.
1 Kings 12:11
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Robus Muvila
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
442
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:41:00 -
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Malcanis wrote:Scatim Helicon wrote:Malcanis wrote:Hostile to both the CFC and TEST crew checking in Hush, you don't exist. Poor INIT., ~narratived out of existence
*Malcanis looked at his hands, they were slowly turning transparent... His scream trapped in his throat as he ceased to be. The only evidence that he ever was, was the cheeto dust slowly spiraling down to the ergonomic desk chair from now absent fingertips, and the bottle of flat mountain dew that stood a silent vigil to it's owners departure. The Mountain Dew said nothing, but deep inside, the mountain dew wept thick, syrupy tears for it's missing master*
TMC Senior Developer
http://themittani.com - Because EvE has needed a proper news site for ages |
Alphea Abbra
Grim Determination
Nulli Secunda
267
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:41:00 -
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Malcanis wrote:Scatim Helicon wrote:Malcanis wrote:Hostile to both the CFC and TEST crew checking in Hush, you don't exist. Poor INIT., ~narratived out of existence Don't worry, I have it from excellent source that the entirety of N3 is a part of the CFHB coalition.
INIT. are better off on your own.
Except of course that you are on the null-sec sov. map and are thus all literally The Mittani. |
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
10075
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:43:00 -
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"Mountain Dew"?
That's slander, sir, vile slander.
I drink rum.
1 Kings 12:11
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Prince Kobol
792
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:45:00 -
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Mellisa Jade wrote:I put it to you, people of eve, that this much vaunted war between Test and Goons is merley a tool; devised to mis-place the trust of outside entitys and throw any force that might be opposed to the blue circle jerk, that is the left half of the eve map, into disarray.
Perhaps a false flag attack designed to lure out any would be agressor with a vested intrest in the destruction of this Empire of Evil.
Either way all is not as it might appear. Things in the TestGoon empire are still quite safe. Ohh the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.....
Peek-aboo, I see You. ..
I care why? |
Robus Muvila
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
442
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:45:00 -
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Malcanis wrote:"Mountain Dew"?
That's slander, sir, vile slander.
I drink rum.
Yeah but Rum is a hardass. He dun give a **** that you faded from existence. He's too busy pimping it up wit his hoez.
TMC Senior Developer
http://themittani.com - Because EvE has needed a proper news site for ages |
Azami Nevinyrall
Carbon Circle
Tactical Narcotics Team
980
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:55:00 -
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Random NPC corp alt claims that the war is nothing but a smoke show, and has no proof to back it up.
Yeah, next you're going to tell me that EN24 isn't biased.
Or that CCP really means CCCP and is actually run by the Russian government.
I'm not entirely clear on the point of this, but I do have a sudden urge to jump in a catalyst and blow up a miner.
Twitter! - @AzamiNevinyrall
I'm half expecting a ban for this post. |
Kult Altol
Confederation Navy Research
Epsilon Fleet
406
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Posted - 2013.06.13 11:57:00 -
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Its more like the chaotic casual cool masses of hi-sec VS people with too much time on their hands. :)
An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded. A narrow mind is a focused mind.
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Dheeradj Nurgle
Hoover Inc.
Test Alliance Please Ignore
431
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Posted - 2013.06.13 12:06:00 -
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Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Or that CCP really means CCCP and is actually run by the Russian government.
Well, I might have bad news for you. |
Ace Uoweme
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
263
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Posted - 2013.06.13 12:10:00 -
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Mellisa Jade wrote:Things in the TestGoon empire are still quite safe.
Why I careless about the infighting. Any "change" is just rearranging the chairs on the Titanic.
"In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
~George Orwell
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Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
8236
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Posted - 2013.06.13 12:14:00 -
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Welp, let's wrap it up TEST. The mighty -A- won't be lured out by such obvious theatrics, back to ratting!
Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |
Jenn aSide
STK Scientific
Initiative Mercenaries
2147
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Posted - 2013.06.13 12:24:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:Sure the official story is that Rifters brought down those POS's but if you look closely at this grainy video, it's obvious it was controlled demolition that destroyed those Control Towers...
... and what's the deal with Corp Hanger 7?
What aren't they telling us!
Just look at the video of it posted on EVE news, at the 1:45 mark you can CLEARLY see POS tower 2 start to implode a good 2 miliseconds before that Rifter hits it!
That's proof right there, CCP was behind the whole thing, it's almost as if THEY were the ones who invented Rifters and POS towers to begin with!
The truth is out there... it';s just wrapped in tinfoil....
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Alara IonStorm
5096
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Posted - 2013.06.13 12:29:00 -
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Jenn aSide wrote:it';s just wrapped in tinfoil....
Warpping the foil arund your head dosn't actually stop thee subpliminal NeX messages. You have to stick the tinfoil inside yur implant slots, that stahps the messages from gettin to yur minds.
CCP is trying too cover tat up by saying if causes brain damage.
DOO NOT BELIEF DEM!!! |
Jenn aSide
STK Scientific
Initiative Mercenaries
2148
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Posted - 2013.06.13 12:30:00 -
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Malcanis wrote:Hostile to both the CFC and TEST crew checking in
Lies, our false falling out with TEST was just so we could then befriend the Goons, move in with them at their trendy 1 room loft, then subvert their evil EVE plans by eating all their ramen noodles while they are out surfing, so when they come home they have no fuel (Goons are cranky when hungry and can't concentrate) and thus will stop playing EVE to go to the corner store....for more noodles, maybe a hotpocket or two.
While they are gone, we attack VFK for TEST and the world is again safe for moldy blue donuts.
You'd know this, Brother Malcanis, if you would attend fewer CSM meetings and more EVEluminati gatherings (Subway is catering the next one, don't miss it). |
Frostys Virpio
Lame Corp Name
491
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Posted - 2013.06.13 12:39:00 -
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**** thread getting derailed into pure gold.
Would read again. |
Yolanta Geezenstack
GWA Corp
Unified Church of the Unobligated
59
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Posted - 2013.06.13 12:50:00 -
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Ace Uoweme wrote:Any "change" is just rearranging the chairs on the Titanic.
I have no clue if this picture applies correctly to the situation, but I do love the metapher. :) |
Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
364
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Posted - 2013.06.13 13:06:00 -
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teh |
KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
380
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Posted - 2013.06.13 13:23:00 -
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If you dont want to pick between TEST or Goons, just come down to Provi!
We are neutral in any war outside of Provi and we wont blow you up just because you are flying in our space.
Forget these wars about alliances that wont even let you into their space anyway, come down to Provi and get the nullsec experience without all the chestbeaters! |
Noxisia Arkana
Deadspace Knights
13
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Posted - 2013.06.13 13:41:00 -
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+1 for the topic (or the wording of the forum post). Content was lacking.
Second post is clearly the winner there.
Appreciate the fan fiction. |
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