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4-AcO-DMT Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation 38	Posted - 2013.06.14 10:14:00 - [1] - Quote i want to join the goons wat do ?
BadSeamus Chaos Army 6	Posted - 2013.06.14 10:17:00 - [2] - Quote Send me 500mill isk, and ill set you up with an interview. If your successful, you get 450m back, and ill jump all your ships out there in my JF.
Brooks Puuntai Solar Nexus. 1598	Posted - 2013.06.14 10:21:00 - [3] - Quote If you have to ask, it isn't going to happen. CCP's Motto: If it isn't broken, break it. If it is broken, ignore it. Improving NPE-á/ Dynamic New Eden
Ace Menda Phoibe Enterprises 32	Posted - 2013.06.14 10:26:00 - [4] - Quote Either you don't know who Goons are OR Fail troll consider your alt kicked from channel when I log back in game Are you in need of some nice chat? Are you new and want some help? Look no further and join: Crazy Dutch Guy
4-AcO-DMT Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation 38	Posted - 2013.06.14 10:30:00 - [5] - Quote nullsec alliance ?
Signal11th The Retirement Club 1024	Posted - 2013.06.14 10:37:00 - [6] - Quote 4-AcO-DMT wrote: i want to join the goons wat do ? I can see this ending well. God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster.
GreenSeed 461	Posted - 2013.06.14 10:39:00 - [7] - Quote sacrifice a gerbil or any other small rodent by biting off its head, draw a pentagram with the blood on your floor, and then just say "Mittani" three times and he shall appear.
Mallak Azaria GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 3097	Posted - 2013.06.14 10:40:00 - [8] - Quote Contact me in game & I'll get you sorted out. The guy who was sitting next to me in the first nullsec round table who had obviously not had a shower since before boarding his flight to Iceland, you really stank. You know who you are.
Signal11th The Retirement Club 1024	Posted - 2013.06.14 10:41:00 - [9] - Quote 4-AcO-DMT wrote: i want to join the goons wat do ? Fly around VFK with some booze and or a wizards hat and you shall be contacted fairly quickly. God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster.
Kara Vix Sanford and Son Salvage 176	Posted - 2013.06.14 10:46:00 - [10] - Quote Mallak Azaria wrote: Contact me in game & I'll get you sorted out. It's that 'get you sorted out' that should worry you.
Tom Gerard Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan 1102	Posted - 2013.06.14 10:48:00 - [11] - Quote Mitanni wasn't a 'he' and she was also black, Black Mittani praise the lady of Darkness. Illustrated here: http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090620210941/shazam/images/5/5b/Mary_Marvel.jpg One of the oldest mission players in EVE designed a chart that explains stat priority in regards to mission running, compared Alpha, DPS, Ship Speed and Sig Radius and scores them. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m24dbrfuWn1r86ax8o1_1280.jpg
Hrothgar Nilsson Black Guards 346	Posted - 2013.06.14 10:50:00 - [12] - Quote I want to join Goons too. I've had no luck getting ahold of anybody in the GoonSwarm Recruitment channel. Maybe they've all been too busy with this war to check the channel? I lost 2 Cheetahs to those nefarious N3 nincompoops, and must have my revenge. I really want to join GoonWaffe and dumpster N3 in Fountain. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8
FlamesOfHeaven Phantom Fenix 38	Posted - 2013.06.14 11:07:00 - [13] - Quote Just befriend someone, not that hard.
Aragoni Aliastra Gallente Federation 128	Posted - 2013.06.14 11:08:00 - [14] - Quote I want to create my own big alliance. Send manual on how to do it plz.
Raptors Mole Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 132	Posted - 2013.06.14 11:12:00 - [15] - Quote Just go to Goon Space, bend over and touch your toes. If it makes you cry, but you want more join them. If you like what happens, but don't like the resulting rash join another 0.0 alliance. Easy
Capt Tenguru10 Nintendo Power Against ALL Authorities 917	Posted - 2013.06.14 11:13:00 - [16] - Quote go to somethimg awful dot com, it will be sxplained there. anyone posting here is going to scam you http://i.imgur.com/EYX5Zi7.gif
Alavaria Fera GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 3681	Posted - 2013.06.14 11:16:00 - [17] - Quote Aragoni wrote: I want to create my own big alliance. Send manual on how to do it plz. Ask Montolio about that. Stability not guaranteed. I am a nullsec zealot.
4-AcO-DMT Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation 39	Posted - 2013.06.14 11:19:00 - [18] - Quote is nullsec better money than farming fw plexes ?
Aragoni Aliastra Gallente Federation 129	Posted - 2013.06.14 11:20:00 - [19] - Quote Alavaria Fera wrote: Aragoni wrote: I want to create my own big alliance. Send manual on how to do it plz. Ask Montolio about that. Stability not guaranteed. Who the hell wants stability in EVE? I want CHAOS! I want an alliance where from one day to the other I go from a leader to a scammed grunt due to glorious natural selection.
Tom Gerard Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan 1102	Posted - 2013.06.14 11:20:00 - [20] - Quote Capt Tenguru10 wrote: go to somethimg awful dot com, it will be sxplained there. anyone posting here is going to scam you Bring $10 for entry into the zoo. One of the oldest mission players in EVE designed a chart that explains stat priority in regards to mission running, compared Alpha, DPS, Ship Speed and Sig Radius and scores them. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m24dbrfuWn1r86ax8o1_1280.jpg
Kara Vix Sanford and Son Salvage 176	Posted - 2013.06.14 11:21:00 - [21] - Quote Aragoni wrote: Alavaria Fera wrote: Aragoni wrote: I want to create my own big alliance. Send manual on how to do it plz. Ask Montolio about that. Stability not guaranteed. Who the hell wants stability in EVE? I want CHAOS! I want an alliance where from one day to the other I go from a leader to a scammed grunt due to glorious natural selection. Gee that sounds fun, lets pull some teeth while we are at it.
Gealbhan 281	Posted - 2013.06.14 11:21:00 - [22] - Quote Get a single ibuprofen pill and chew it, don't swallow then spit it out and immediately take a sip of vinegar. Now, if you like the taste that left in your mouth then by all means apply to join the Goons. I'll just wait here for the inevitable "goons screwed me over" thread.
Alavaria Fera GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 3681	Posted - 2013.06.14 11:22:00 - [23] - Quote 4-AcO-DMT wrote: is nullsec better money than farming fw plexes ? Depends. FW can be better money. If you're say looking at a deal where you pay TEST several billion to rent a system, then FW is DEFINITELY better money, as you would have spent your rent and be unable to use the system. I am a nullsec zealot.
Tom Gerard Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan 1103	Posted - 2013.06.14 11:35:00 - [24] - Quote Alavaria Fera wrote: 4-AcO-DMT wrote: is nullsec better money than farming fw plexes ? Depends. FW can be better money. If you're say looking at a deal where you pay TEST several billion to rent a system, then FW is DEFINITELY better money, as you would have spent your rent and be unable to use the system. Cash Money, Yo Ridin in my Mach with 1400s stylin' One of the oldest mission players in EVE designed a chart that explains stat priority in regards to mission running, compared Alpha, DPS, Ship Speed and Sig Radius and scores them. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m24dbrfuWn1r86ax8o1_1280.jpg
Tiber Ibis Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 15	Posted - 2013.06.14 12:05:00 - [25] - Quote You have to sign up to their forums and pay $10. Simple as that really, as long as you pay, they will let you join. Anything else is probably a scam.
Paknac Queltel Turing Machines Turing Tested 0	Posted - 2013.06.14 12:19:00 - [26] - Quote Tiber Ibis wrote: You have to sign up to their forums and pay $10. Simple as that really, as long as you pay, they will let you join. Anything else is probably a scam. You don't pay to join the Goon forums. You do, however, have to pay for the Something Awful forums. And no, forking over the cash alone does not get you in. This is the only way to get into the swarm.
Tiber Ibis Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 15	Posted - 2013.06.14 12:23:00 - [27] - Quote Paknac Queltel wrote: Tiber Ibis wrote: You have to sign up to their forums and pay $10. Simple as that really, as long as you pay, they will let you join. Anything else is probably a scam. You don't pay to join the Goon forums. You do, however, have to pay for the Something Awful forums. And no, forking over the cash alone does not get you in. This is the only way to get into the swarm. Hah, yeah right. As long as you have the cash you will get in. And guess who the money goes too. Do you actually believe that Goons take none of the profits from their sign ups? Not blaming them it is a good scheme they have, but to pretend they don't benefit at all from the sign ups would be disingenuous.
Mr Aurilen Tactical Soldiers Academy Nulli Tertius 1	Posted - 2013.06.14 12:43:00 - [28] - Quote Please tell me these are all troll posts.
Paknac Queltel Turing Machines Turing Tested 0	Posted - 2013.06.14 12:56:00 - [29] - Quote Tiber Ibis wrote: Paknac Queltel wrote: Tiber Ibis wrote: You have to sign up to their forums and pay $10. Simple as that really, as long as you pay, they will let you join. Anything else is probably a scam. You don't pay to join the Goon forums. You do, however, have to pay for the Something Awful forums. And no, forking over the cash alone does not get you in. This is the only way to get into the swarm. Hah, yeah right. As long as you have the cash you will get in. And guess who the money goes too. Do you actually believe that Goons take none of the profits from their sign ups? Not blaming them it is a good scheme they have, but to pretend they don't benefit at all from the sign ups would be disingenuous. Oh, I would never say they don't benefit, but I am saying Goons don't get any SA profits. Goonswam benefits from the way Something Awful builds its community, which is why they only accept people who've been active on the SA forums for a while. Something Awful is unlikely to kick back any money simply because the kind of people who would come from EVE to SA to join an internet spacepixel guild aren't the kind of people they really want. Something Awful doesn't benefit from EVE, EVE is just something Something Awfullers do in their spare time.
Adunh Slavy 953	Posted - 2013.06.14 12:58:00 - [30] - Quote https://wiki.goonfleet.com/Joining_GoonWaffe

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