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Psychotic Monk Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1285	Posted - 2013.06.15 02:36:00 - [1] - Quote Hello! My name is Psychotic Monk, Pirate King. I run a community called the Belligerent Undesirables and, between this community and our very close friends in other similar communities we are responsible for the vast majority of safaris, suicide ganks, malicious bumping, wardecs, scams, invaded missions, flipped cans, and other sources of tears and loss in highsec. If you have had any of the above things happen to you in the last year or so, I am probably on a first name basis with the person that did it to you. The community has grown exceptionally tight and we've finally reached the stage where unprecedented amounts of community cooperation allow us to profit in a new way, and a way that I think the people who are traditionally our opponents will greatly enjoy. We are offering griefing immunity. What does this mean for you? It means that if you become Immune you will not be ganked, scammed, bumped, stolen from or otherwise folded, spindled or mutilated. If you are somehow accidentally negatively affected while Immune, your loss and time will be reimbursed, the offending party will apologize to you personally, and should this be anything but their first mistake they will be eviscerated and left for the wolves to eat their entrails. If required, they will be put on a KOS list and find their lives becoming very difficult very quickly. In short, as an Immune, nobody will touch you under threat of excommunication, humiliation and repeated messy death. How does it work? If you wish to become Immune, you simply contact me or any other authorized member of the profession and tell them that you wish to become Immune and you will pay them a small fee (of which they take 10% and put the rest into the community fund). From there they will update the list in the community tools and viola! As confirmation you will also receive notification of blue standings set by your point of contact. Clarifications: 1) Buying immunity does not fix something that has already happened. If you have been suicide ganked and as a result decide to become Immune, you will not get your ship back and the people that ganked you will not be harmed. Immunity is a preemptive thing. (A courteous and community-minded griefer will remind you to buy immunity in order to avoid your next loss, though.) 2) If, as an Immune, you aid your non-Immune friends in a wardec or otherwise stand in the way of my friends doing their job on the non-Immune, you may temporarily lose your Immunity. So no buying Immunity and remote repairing someone in a wardec and assuming you will be safe. And that's it! There are no other caveats to this service. Once Immune, you cannot be touched. What does it cost? To put this in perspective, I will note that the loss of an Orca is at least 650m, a mission BS loss can set back a non-Immune 300m easily and something really nice like a good Incursion Machariel can easily be valued at 2.5 billion isk. All being Immune costs is 5 million isk a day. All sales must be in one week increments and any blocks of 1 month or more bring the price down to 3.5 million isk a day. Prices are negotiable and promotions will occasionally appear, but don't wait because every day many billions of isk are destroyed by my friends and peers. Also, unlike other non-corporate affiliations, you need not alter your character or bio in any way in order to mark yourself as Immune. The community tools will handle that. Also, as a show of love for supporters of the New Order, if you have a valid mining permit as of the 14th of June, you also get to be Immune for the remainder of the month of June for free! [url]http://belligerentundesirables.com/[/url]
Malcolm Shinhwa Suns Of Korhal Terran Commonwealth 29	Posted - 2013.06.15 02:40:00 - [2] - Quote I support this service.
Alikchi GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 62	Posted - 2013.06.15 02:43:00 - [3] - Quote Goonswarm Federation endorses and abides by this program.
James 315 Experimental Fun Times Corp 3384	Posted - 2013.06.15 02:48:00 - [4] - Quote As the emergent gameplayers of highsec forge ever-stronger bonds as a community, it only makes sense that we join forces. I wholeheartedly encourage everyone to get on a proper footing with our great highsec family. We march together toward a glorious future! -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ MinerBumping.com -½-½-½-½-½-½-½-½-½-½ The daily saga of the New Order's quest to conquer all highsec by bumping miners out of range.
Matsudaira Takuma Perkone Caldari State 1	Posted - 2013.06.15 02:49:00 - [5] - Quote Confirming the legitimcy of his claims, he is the Pirate King.
Ailish Liu New Order Logistics CODE. 0	Posted - 2013.06.15 02:54:00 - [6] - Quote The only thing better than a Permit Tank is an Immunity Tank. Get yours today!
TyrantsMisery Don't Be a Menace 0	Posted - 2013.06.15 02:55:00 - [7] - Quote I support and wholeheartedly believe this is an amazing idea.
Cajous Omega The Carnifex Corp 5	Posted - 2013.06.15 02:55:00 - [8] - Quote Man I wish this had existed sooner.
Capt Starfox xX-Crusader-Xx Hegemonous Pandorum 431	Posted - 2013.06.15 02:56:00 - [9] - Quote Supported! Can't wait to start telling my clients about this! Abandon all hope ye who x up in fleet
Ashara Shazih Viziam Amarr Empire 2	Posted - 2013.06.15 02:58:00 - [10] - Quote this is an amazing idea and should be backed by everyone in the life.

Erotica 1 Krypteia Operations 460	Posted - 2013.06.15 03:05:00 - [11] - Quote I fully endorse this service. Monk is a good friend and the best at what he does. See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did.
Kristoffon Ellecon Kris' Karebear Killing Korp 77	Posted - 2013.06.15 03:31:00 - [12] - Quote Confirming that I will not hunt and kill any carebears that have purchased immunity.
Jhousetlin Zamayid Stoic Assembly Lines 3	Posted - 2013.06.15 04:03:00 - [13] - Quote Bunch of hot hair. All you're doing is purchasing immunity from them.
Psychotic Monk Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1291	Posted - 2013.06.15 04:08:00 - [14] - Quote That's right. So far representatives of Belligerent Undesirables, Miniluv and the New Order have posted here as well as several groups of independents. Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Jhousetlin Zamayid Stoic Assembly Lines 3	Posted - 2013.06.15 04:16:00 - [15] - Quote Psychotic Monk wrote: That's right. So far representatives of Belligerent Undesirables, Miniluv and the New Order have posted here as well as several groups of independents. Yeah, that represents all of like 10 people.
Psychotic Monk Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1291	Posted - 2013.06.15 04:19:00 - [16] - Quote Currently online from BU: 41. Currently online from NO: 31. Potential miniluv dudes: the entirety of Goonswarm. Blackport and SN also representing already and the thread has only been up for an hour or so. Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Jhousetlin Zamayid Stoic Assembly Lines 3	Posted - 2013.06.15 04:35:00 - [17] - Quote Psychotic Monk wrote: Currently online from BU: 41. Currently online from NO: 31. Potential miniluv dudes: the entirety of Goonswarm. Blackport and SN also representing already and the thread has only been up for an hour or so. Yes I'm sure the entirety of GoonSwarm is going to fall in line.
Belligerent Undesirable The Kawaii Corporation 0	Posted - 2013.06.15 04:39:00 - [18] - Quote Gee this sure does sound like a great deal
Tenaris Zeratul Killmail Crusaders 0	Posted - 2013.06.15 05:06:00 - [19] - Quote I endorse this perfectly legitimate business endeavor.
Unit757 D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F Double Tap. 66	Posted - 2013.06.15 05:07:00 - [20] - Quote awwww damn, and I just got into bumping miners in my spare time to :(

Erik Leifsson Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic 1	Posted - 2013.06.15 05:14:00 - [21] - Quote Monk, you are amazing, if only you were on the CSM. Monk for CSM 9!
Cannibal Kane Kane's Cannibals 1869	Posted - 2013.06.15 05:51:00 - [22] - Quote As a member of BU I will continue to Wardec whom ever I please. The only immunity people get from me is when they pay me. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS
Psychotic Monk Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1298	Posted - 2013.06.15 05:58:00 - [23] - Quote Kane, shh. You'll ruin it. Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Iain Zigmura Reaperlings 1	Posted - 2013.06.15 06:16:00 - [24] - Quote This service has protected me from several ganks already, it's an amazing deal that really puts me out in front of all the other hisec industrialists. With this immunity, High Security space becomes Complete Security space.
Gevra Anstian Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2013.06.15 06:35:00 - [25] - Quote I'm so glad to see something like this finally becoming available. I've spent a lot of time worrying about griefing and ganks and bumping, and now I don't have to. I can finally play the game in peace. Great deal imo.
Don Purple Snuggle Factory 14	Posted - 2013.06.15 08:34:00 - [26] - Quote Little small timer here, I wish monk all success in his endeavors.
Haedonism Bot Revolutionary Front New Creation Collective 384	Posted - 2013.06.15 09:05:00 - [27] - Quote Unit757 wrote: awwww damn, and I just got into bumping miners in my spare time to :( Trust me - there will always be plenty of carebears for you to bump, as the vast majority haven't been sensible enough to purchase mining permits, and likely won't purchase griefer immunity either. I endorse this service. Join the Revolutionary Front and liberate New Eden from it's stuff.
Froggy Storm Paxton Industries Gentlemen's Agreement 44	Posted - 2013.06.15 11:04:00 - [28] - Quote I support this service. My current hisec alts corp is negotiating a corp wide immunity rate for mission runners and miners.
John E Normus New Order Logistics CODE. 43	Posted - 2013.06.15 13:34:00 - [29] - Quote What a great service! Any friend of Psychotic Monk is a friend of mine. Vote JAMES 315 for CSM8
Neltharak Idrissil B0rthole Test Alliance Please Ignore 4	Posted - 2013.06.15 14:32:00 - [30] - Quote I endorse this product and/or service.



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