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Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1285
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Posted - 2013.06.15 02:36:00 -
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Hello! My name is Psychotic Monk, Pirate King. I run a community called the Belligerent Undesirables and, between this community and our very close friends in other similar communities we are responsible for the vast majority of safaris, suicide ganks, malicious bumping, wardecs, scams, invaded missions, flipped cans, and other sources of tears and loss in highsec.
If you have had any of the above things happen to you in the last year or so, I am probably on a first name basis with the person that did it to you. The community has grown exceptionally tight and we've finally reached the stage where unprecedented amounts of community cooperation allow us to profit in a new way, and a way that I think the people who are traditionally our opponents will greatly enjoy.
We are offering griefing immunity.
What does this mean for you? It means that if you become Immune you will not be ganked, scammed, bumped, stolen from or otherwise folded, spindled or mutilated. If you are somehow accidentally negatively affected while Immune, your loss and time will be reimbursed, the offending party will apologize to you personally, and should this be anything but their first mistake they will be eviscerated and left for the wolves to eat their entrails. If required, they will be put on a KOS list and find their lives becoming very difficult very quickly.
In short, as an Immune, nobody will touch you under threat of excommunication, humiliation and repeated messy death.
How does it work?
If you wish to become Immune, you simply contact me or any other authorized member of the profession and tell them that you wish to become Immune and you will pay them a small fee (of which they take 10% and put the rest into the community fund). From there they will update the list in the community tools and viola! As confirmation you will also receive notification of blue standings set by your point of contact.
Clarifications:
1) Buying immunity does not fix something that has already happened. If you have been suicide ganked and as a result decide to become Immune, you will not get your ship back and the people that ganked you will not be harmed. Immunity is a preemptive thing. (A courteous and community-minded griefer will remind you to buy immunity in order to avoid your next loss, though.)
2) If, as an Immune, you aid your non-Immune friends in a wardec or otherwise stand in the way of my friends doing their job on the non-Immune, you may temporarily lose your Immunity. So no buying Immunity and remote repairing someone in a wardec and assuming you will be safe.
And that's it! There are no other caveats to this service. Once Immune, you cannot be touched.
What does it cost?
To put this in perspective, I will note that the loss of an Orca is at least 650m, a mission BS loss can set back a non-Immune 300m easily and something really nice like a good Incursion Machariel can easily be valued at 2.5 billion isk.
All being Immune costs is 5 million isk a day. All sales must be in one week increments and any blocks of 1 month or more bring the price down to 3.5 million isk a day. Prices are negotiable and promotions will occasionally appear, but don't wait because every day many billions of isk are destroyed by my friends and peers.
Also, unlike other non-corporate affiliations, you need not alter your character or bio in any way in order to mark yourself as Immune. The community tools will handle that.
Also, as a show of love for supporters of the New Order, if you have a valid mining permit as of the 14th of June, you also get to be Immune for the remainder of the month of June for free!
[url]http://belligerentundesirables.com/[/url] |
Malcolm Shinhwa
Suns Of Korhal
Terran Commonwealth
29
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Posted - 2013.06.15 02:40:00 -
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I support this service. |
Alikchi
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
62
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Posted - 2013.06.15 02:43:00 -
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Goonswarm Federation endorses and abides by this program. |
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp
3384
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Posted - 2013.06.15 02:48:00 -
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As the emergent gameplayers of highsec forge ever-stronger bonds as a community, it only makes sense that we join forces. I wholeheartedly encourage everyone to get on a proper footing with our great highsec family. 
We march together toward a glorious future! 
-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ MinerBumping.com -˝-˝-˝-˝-˝-˝-˝-˝-˝-˝The daily saga of the New Order's quest to conquer all highsec by bumping miners out of range. |
Matsudaira Takuma
Perkone
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2013.06.15 02:49:00 -
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Confirming the legitimcy of his claims, he is the Pirate King. |
Ailish Liu
New Order Logistics
CODE.
0
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Posted - 2013.06.15 02:54:00 -
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The only thing better than a Permit Tank is an Immunity Tank.
Get yours today! |
TyrantsMisery
Don't Be a Menace
0
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Posted - 2013.06.15 02:55:00 -
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I support and wholeheartedly believe this is an amazing idea. |
Cajous Omega
The Carnifex Corp
5
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Posted - 2013.06.15 02:55:00 -
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Man I wish this had existed sooner. |
Capt Starfox
xX-Crusader-Xx
Hegemonous Pandorum
431
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Posted - 2013.06.15 02:56:00 -
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Supported! Can't wait to start telling my clients about this!
Abandon all hope ye who x up in fleet |
Ashara Shazih
Viziam
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2013.06.15 02:58:00 -
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this is an amazing idea and should be backed by everyone in the life. |
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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
460
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Posted - 2013.06.15 03:05:00 -
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I fully endorse this service. Monk is a good friend and the best at what he does.
See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |
Kristoffon Ellecon
Kris' Karebear Killing Korp
77
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Posted - 2013.06.15 03:31:00 -
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Confirming that I will not hunt and kill any carebears that have purchased immunity. |
Jhousetlin Zamayid
Stoic Assembly Lines
3
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Posted - 2013.06.15 04:03:00 -
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Bunch of hot hair.
All you're doing is purchasing immunity from them. |
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1291
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Posted - 2013.06.15 04:08:00 -
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That's right. So far representatives of Belligerent Undesirables, Miniluv and the New Order have posted here as well as several groups of independents.
Belligerent Undesirables
Selling Griefer Immunity |
Jhousetlin Zamayid
Stoic Assembly Lines
3
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Posted - 2013.06.15 04:16:00 -
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Psychotic Monk wrote:That's right. So far representatives of Belligerent Undesirables, Miniluv and the New Order have posted here as well as several groups of independents.
Yeah, that represents all of like 10 people. |
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1291
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Posted - 2013.06.15 04:19:00 -
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Currently online from BU: 41. Currently online from NO: 31. Potential miniluv dudes: the entirety of Goonswarm. Blackport and SN also representing already and the thread has only been up for an hour or so.
Belligerent Undesirables
Selling Griefer Immunity |
Jhousetlin Zamayid
Stoic Assembly Lines
3
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Posted - 2013.06.15 04:35:00 -
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Psychotic Monk wrote:Currently online from BU: 41. Currently online from NO: 31. Potential miniluv dudes: the entirety of Goonswarm. Blackport and SN also representing already and the thread has only been up for an hour or so.
Yes I'm sure the entirety of GoonSwarm is going to fall in line. |
Belligerent Undesirable
The Kawaii Corporation
0
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Posted - 2013.06.15 04:39:00 -
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Gee this sure does sound like a great deal |
Tenaris Zeratul
Killmail Crusaders
0
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Posted - 2013.06.15 05:06:00 -
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I endorse this perfectly legitimate business endeavor. |
Unit757
D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
Double Tap.
66
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Posted - 2013.06.15 05:07:00 -
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awwww damn, and I just got into bumping miners in my spare time to :( |
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Erik Leifsson
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
1
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Posted - 2013.06.15 05:14:00 -
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Monk, you are amazing, if only you were on the CSM.
Monk for CSM 9! |
Cannibal Kane
Kane's Cannibals
1869
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Posted - 2013.06.15 05:51:00 -
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As a member of BU I will continue to Wardec whom ever I please.
The only immunity people get from me is when they pay me.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1298
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Posted - 2013.06.15 05:58:00 -
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Kane, shh. You'll ruin it.
Belligerent Undesirables
Selling Griefer Immunity |
Iain Zigmura
Reaperlings
1
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Posted - 2013.06.15 06:16:00 -
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This service has protected me from several ganks already, it's an amazing deal that really puts me out in front of all the other hisec industrialists. With this immunity, High Security space becomes Complete Security space. |
Gevra Anstian
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2013.06.15 06:35:00 -
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I'm so glad to see something like this finally becoming available. I've spent a lot of time worrying about griefing and ganks and bumping, and now I don't have to. I can finally play the game in peace. Great deal imo. |
Don Purple
Snuggle Factory
14
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Posted - 2013.06.15 08:34:00 -
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Little small timer here, I wish monk all success in his endeavors. |
Haedonism Bot
Revolutionary Front
New Creation Collective
384
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Posted - 2013.06.15 09:05:00 -
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Unit757 wrote:awwww damn, and I just got into bumping miners in my spare time to :(
Trust me - there will always be plenty of carebears for you to bump, as the vast majority haven't been sensible enough to purchase mining permits, and likely won't purchase griefer immunity either.
I endorse this service.
Join the Revolutionary Front and liberate New Eden from it's stuff.
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Froggy Storm
Paxton Industries
Gentlemen's Agreement
44
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Posted - 2013.06.15 11:04:00 -
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I support this service.
My current hisec alts corp is negotiating a corp wide immunity rate for mission runners and miners. |
John E Normus
New Order Logistics
CODE.
43
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Posted - 2013.06.15 13:34:00 -
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What a great service! Any friend of Psychotic Monk is a friend of mine.
Vote JAMES 315 for CSM8 |
Neltharak Idrissil
B0rthole
Test Alliance Please Ignore
4
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Posted - 2013.06.15 14:32:00 -
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I endorse this product and/or service. |
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Logical Chaos
Justmore
8
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Posted - 2013.06.15 14:37:00 -
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Is it possible that you publish a list of the immunes? You know, in order that we are able to... notice them! |
Jexx Destromath
Viziam
Amarr Empire
7
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Posted - 2013.06.15 14:38:00 -
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Even though this generous initiative could potentially limit my selection of green squares to shoot at, and therefore directly affect my chosen career, i fully endorse this program.
In times such as these we must put aside selfish interests for the betterment of all empire space. |
Sabriz Adoudel
AWOXalypse
434
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Posted - 2013.06.15 14:55:00 -
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Note to self. Set immunity people white in standings, not blue, because that way I won't accidentally shoot them.
An enemy is just a friend that you stab in the front. |
Fawn Tailor
New Order Logistics
CODE.
37
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Posted - 2013.06.15 16:07:00 -
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Thank you, your Highness, for bringing a measure of stability and security to the people of Highsec in these troubled times.
I would encourage all Highsec citizens of sound mind to seriously consider Psychotic Monk's proposal and enroll in this excellent program.
For the rest, as you were.
Highsec Mining Permits - Ask me How!
Salvaging Permits also available!
www.minerbumping.com |
Xolve
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
1495
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Posted - 2013.06.15 16:31:00 -
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I don't believe.
Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1308
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Posted - 2013.06.15 16:39:00 -
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Thanks very much for all the support, guys.
It's heartwarming to see everyone X'ing up to show they're on board.
Belligerent Undesirables
Selling Griefer Immunity |
culo duro
Somali Coast Guard BootCamp
110
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Posted - 2013.06.15 17:28:00 -
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i think Monk is secretly James, and Mittens. |
Barkam En'Koro
Fweddit
I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
8
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Posted - 2013.06.15 17:52:00 -
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Is this why you guys aren't there to fight us in the warzone? You're all off in highsec harvesting tears instead of LP? |
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1309
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Posted - 2013.06.15 18:09:00 -
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What guys? I haven't noticed any notable FW dudes in this thread...
Belligerent Undesirables
Selling Griefer Immunity |
JAF Anders
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Samurai Pizza Cats
115
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Posted - 2013.06.15 19:55:00 -
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I don't consider myself notable, but I am FW.
QCATS does honor all 1v1s and ransoms and would, uh, probably approve of, uh, others doing so. |
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Warpshade
Warped Industries
67
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Posted - 2013.06.15 20:14:00 -
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I need to purchase immunity from forum grief, my stupidity always wins |
Tasa Vox Nova
Fweddit
I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
0
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Posted - 2013.06.16 00:48:00 -
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I think I know a few people who could use this. I'll definitely be sending them your way. |
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1314
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Posted - 2013.06.16 00:52:00 -
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Wow, this is suprisingly popular. I'm making pretty solid money on this.
Belligerent Undesirables
Selling Griefer Immunity |
Teralius
Interstellar Initiative
0
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Posted - 2013.06.16 00:53:00 -
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I kind of vouch for it, it works. |
Av Ra
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2013.06.16 01:11:00 -
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Confirming that I and my alts will also be abiding by the Immunity Protection Program. If you are on the list, have no fear of dying from an awox/mission ninja of mine. And there are many people who should buy this service from Monk, myself or another licensed dealer of Immunity...
Like
all
of
these
people
here. |
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
867
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Posted - 2013.06.16 02:51:00 -
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I will also refrain from having indecent relations with anyone who shall take part in these services. I am an honorable space merc and safari artist.
I'm Denzel Washington, and I play chess. |
Bane Veradun
Band of Blobbers
25
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Posted - 2013.06.16 05:20:00 -
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James 315 wrote:As the emergent gameplayers of highsec forge ever-stronger bonds as a community, it only makes sense that we join forces. I wholeheartedly encourage everyone to get on a proper footing with our great highsec family. We march together toward a glorious future!
Monk, you're better than this, you know that, right?
There's always money in the banana stand. |
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1319
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Posted - 2013.06.16 06:07:00 -
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Belligerent Undesirables and The New Order are very close communities. Best bros forever.
Belligerent Undesirables
Selling Griefer Immunity |
Stigman Zuwadza
Repercussus
RAZOR Alliance
112
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Posted - 2013.06.16 07:44:00 -
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Posting in a stealth epeen circle jerk thread.
This thread lacks any real pve'er posters.
Fly safe. 
Its broken and its been broken for a long time and it'll be broken for some time to come. |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
495
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Posted - 2013.06.16 07:49:00 -
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Stigman Zuwadza wrote:Posting in a stealth epeen circle jerk thread. This thread lacks any real pve'er posters. Fly safe.
No likes for you!
See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |
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Bane Veradun
Band of Blobbers
25
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Posted - 2013.06.16 16:17:00 -
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Psychotic Monk wrote:Belligerent Undesirables and The New Order are very close communities. Best bros forever.
Shame, I've always held you in much higher regard. Ah well, good luck in your endeavors.
There's always money in the banana stand. |
BORRIS DEMONTFORD
THE OFFENDERS
12
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Posted - 2013.06.16 21:15:00 -
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Grief is a state of mind and entirely within ones own control. |
Tara Read
The Bastards
Shadow Cartel
397
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Posted - 2013.06.16 21:17:00 -
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Being the Pirate Queen I support this service.  |
xxBLACK SKULLxx 929
NEW ORDER DEATH DEALERS
CODE.
3
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Posted - 2013.06.18 03:15:00 -
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As CEO of the NODD I approve of this message and support the Pirate King 100%
Black
929 |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
366
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Posted - 2013.06.18 10:02:00 -
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Since everyone wants to be a king these days, can I be one too ? Tora, king of the high sec War decs ? My fingers have been trained to push the button 24/7. And FYI, there is no immunity from The Marmite Collective, we love you all to death. We follow the religion of isk.
You either love us or we hate you. |
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
877
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Posted - 2013.06.18 12:30:00 -
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Kind of Uedama would probably be more accurate.
I'm Denzel Washington, and I play chess. |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1898
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Posted - 2013.06.18 12:40:00 -
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Not at all...
I saw him in Sobaseki this past weekend.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
877
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Posted - 2013.06.18 12:46:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Not at all... I saw him in Sobaseki this past weekend.
Maybe he's scouting for a place to lay down a new throne?
I'm Denzel Washington, and I play chess. |
gnshadowninja
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3
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Posted - 2013.06.18 12:48:00 -
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Confirming I will kill all immune :)
Jita ship recycling service. |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
367
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Posted - 2013.06.18 13:26:00 -
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How cute, my friend is also alive again....
Damn I feel smart today
You either love us or we hate you. |
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Joe Tremblay
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.06.18 15:24:00 -
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Confirming that this program work. They fully refunded my Faction fit Hulk in less than 2 days following an accidental gank !
Thanks, Monk ! |
Silvara Nocturn
Nocturn Industries
36
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Posted - 2013.06.18 15:39:00 -
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It sounds too good to be true tbh. |
Psychotic Monk
KrayZ Dams Inc.
1338
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Posted - 2013.06.18 21:35:00 -
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Joe Tremblay wrote:Confirming that this program work. They fully refunded my Faction fit Hulk in less than 2 days following an accidental gank !
Thanks, Monk !
No worries. Sorry about the mistake that caused you to lose it in the first place. Also, you've got a month free for your troubles. Your resubscription date is now July 29th.
Belligerent Undesirables
Selling Griefer Immunity |
Jhousetlin Zamayid
Stoic Assembly Lines
7
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Posted - 2013.06.19 16:48:00 -
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I can't wait to gank all the people who paid for protection. |
412nv Yaken
The Conference Elite
Rainbow Dash Friends
23
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Posted - 2013.06.19 22:41:00 -
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JAF Anders wrote:I don't consider myself notable, but I am FW.
QCATS does honor all 1v1s and ransoms and would, uh, probably approve of, uh, others doing so.
I lold at this.....
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Psychotic Monk
KrayZ Dams Inc.
1343
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Posted - 2013.06.20 01:35:00 -
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Silvara Nocturn wrote:It sounds too good to be true tbh.
Not really. If it were free, then it would be too good to be true.
Belligerent Undesirables
Selling Griefer Immunity |
Staunch Milon
Breccia Holdings
0
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Posted - 2013.08.01 03:43:00 -
[67] - Quote
This sounds like a legit operation, there are plenty of corps in essence which would benefit from such an arrangement. I'm not sure if they deserve the privelage however. |
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
783
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Posted - 2013.08.01 07:25:00 -
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This is a working community program! It is not perfect yet but they improve every day! They refunded my wrongly deadspace fit ganked Hulk within two days! Wait...I mixed something up *reads prepared cards again* +ähem. They ganked my...no; They refunded my wrongly ganked, deadspace fit Hulk within two days!
*looks behind the camera to monk, he is satisfied.
"Also, your boobs  " -á
CCP Eterne, 2012
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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
1056
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Posted - 2013.08.01 08:58:00 -
[69] - Quote
If you see someone from Tundragon posting here then it's legit.
I endorse this service or product (vs 5% shares)
*removed inappropriate ASCII art signature* - CCP Eterne |
Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
0
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Posted - 2013.08.01 13:25:00 -
[70] - Quote
Eugene Kerner wrote:This is a working community program! It is not perfect yet but they improve every day! They refunded my wrongly deadspace fit ganked Hulk within two days! Wait...I mixed something up *reads prepared cards again* +ähem. They ganked my...no; They refunded my wrongly ganked, deadspace fit Hulk within two days! *looks behind the camera to monk, he is satisfied.
lmao... |
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Warde Guildencrantz
TunDraGon
813
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Posted - 2013.08.02 09:43:00 -
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Im getting tired of the amount of apologies this guy pays us to do. |
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