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kaastiana
Boundless Opportunity
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Posted - 2013.06.17 11:25:00 -
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"my other ride is a tengu" " i brake for webs and scrams" "goo filled egg on board" "if you can read this you've no need to join goonswarm"
or next time just don't stop, when you eventually get stopped............. see if you can say "you didn't have enough webs/scrams" while they beat you.
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RAIN Arthie
The Ascended Fleet Tribal Band
54
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Posted - 2013.06.17 11:38:00 -
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kaastiana wrote:"my other ride is a tengu" " i brake for webs and scrams" "goo filled egg on board" "if you can read this you've no need to join goonswarm"
or next time just don't stop, when you eventually get stopped............. see if you can say "you didn't have enough webs/scrams" while they beat you.
Right LOL. Sensor damps must not of worked ay? |

Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
23195
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Posted - 2013.06.17 11:43:00 -
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Erotica 1 wrote: I would have liked the story more if the cop was a Goon and gave you a ticket because you weren't. It would be a great lesson that "tenbux" can save you money!
I expected he plot twist that OP actually has a Goon main, and when the cop let him go, he would speed away while yelling at him:
"That was my driving-alt, Sucker!"
Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |

dexington
Dexington Corporation
661
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Posted - 2013.06.17 11:43:00 -
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RAIN Arthie wrote:I told him no.
yeah right... I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous. |

Britta Nolen
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
32
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Posted - 2013.06.17 12:09:00 -
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wait a sec, how many eve players does the metroplex have? I've met a few including an alleged goonswarm director. |

Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
358
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Posted - 2013.06.17 12:14:00 -
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Was pulled over today. I was speeding, the cop seen my eve online sticker on my blood-splattered car hood said that he plays and asked if I was a Blood Raider. I told him no. He walked away and came back with a warning. He said if I was a Blood Raider he would have given me a ticket.
Then I Neuted him (using a TASER), webbed him (with his own cuffs) and proceeded to NOS the crap out of him before salvaging his weapon turrets.
Tell The Others |

Noddy Comet
Lysdexic Agnostics - Thier is no Dog
59
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Posted - 2013.06.17 12:14:00 -
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I wish they'd add decals to the eve store. Id love to get some NPC corp logos and such. |

Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
23200
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Posted - 2013.06.17 12:22:00 -
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Was pulled over today. I was speeding, the cop seen my fruit sticker on my car and asked if I was an orange. I told him no. He walked away and came back with a warning. He said if I was an orange he would have given me a ticket.
>>mfw Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |

Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
842
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Posted - 2013.06.17 13:12:00 -
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Drago Shouna wrote:WAIT A MINUTE....You can get car stickers? really?....I want one.
Gimme !!
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1 for my car 1 for my bike !!
CCP gimme nao !!!
*removed inappropriate ASCII art signature* - CCP Eterne |

Lord Ryan
Donkey Hats
804
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Posted - 2013.06.17 13:12:00 -
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Traded it in a couple weeks ago. Never got me out of any tickets. Once the trooper wrote my ticket for 89 instead of 92 so he didn't have to arrest me. Don't think he played Eve.
Trying to pick my vanity platers for the new car. I want Curse but the wife hates it. Says it's bad mojo or some nonsense.
Not mine, looks like a Curse to me. Might go with Rifter. Something inspired by the ******.
*Edit Found one without the bike.
Do not assume-áanything above this line-áwas typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.
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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
535
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Posted - 2013.06.17 13:20:00 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote:Erotica 1 wrote: I would have liked the story more if the cop was a Goon and gave you a ticket because you weren't. It would be a great lesson that "tenbux" can save you money!
I expected the plot twist that OP actually has a Goon main, and when the cop let him go, he would speed away while yelling at him: "That was my driving-alt, Sucker!"
And then the Mittani shows up in court as legal counsel. The judge happens to be in Test, but after a series of articulate and logical arguments by Mittens, the judge has no choice but to agree and let the Goon go. See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
8662
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Posted - 2013.06.17 13:21:00 -
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Buy a 'rifter' or 'tengu' license plate for extra security
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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
535
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Posted - 2013.06.17 13:26:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Buy a 'rifter' or 'tengu' license plate for extra security
Would be pretty hilarious for court clerks who play Eve to get checks in the mail from Chribba's ticket paying services. I guess we'll have to settle with Eve Online checks. See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |

Vincenzo Arbosa
Badabing Salvage Corp
18
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Posted - 2013.06.17 15:17:00 -
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RAIN Arthie wrote:Drago Shouna wrote:WAIT A MINUTE....You can get car stickers? really?....I want one. Yes, it may save you a ticket.
It will probably save you from child support, as well. It is an excellent birth control device. You shoot em, we loot em.. that's mother truckinGÇÖ right http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuyLTDAC7fE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oz3RpU45_E
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RAIN Arthie
The Ascended Fleet Tribal Band
63
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Posted - 2013.06.17 15:57:00 -
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Vincenzo Arbosa wrote:RAIN Arthie wrote:Drago Shouna wrote:WAIT A MINUTE....You can get car stickers? really?....I want one. Yes, it may save you a ticket. It will probably save you from child support, as well. It is an excellent birth control device.
Rather have a woman who is a pilot anyway. :) |

Darvaleth Sigma
Progressive State State Section 9
307
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Posted - 2013.06.17 15:58:00 -
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That was a pretty rubbish troll, wasn't it. 30-something likes on OP to zero... sometimes, people do actually find things interesting!
I wonder if the cop just said that to make you laugh, and that he could only have given you a warning anyway? Either way sounds hilarious.  Give a man a match and you warm him for a day.
Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life! |

Cameron Freerunner
Long Jump.
18
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Posted - 2013.06.17 16:35:00 -
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Jenn aSide wrote:Cameron Freerunner wrote:RAIN Arthie wrote:Was pulled over today. I was speeding, the cop seen my eve online sticker on my car said that he plays and asked if I was a Goon. I told him no. He walked away and came back with a warning. He said if I was a Goon he would have given me a ticket. I LOLED Was this in Dallas by any chance? Hey it wasn't me :) . It's funny that the Dallas police have multiple EVE players! There was one that was in DNS back when I ran with them. |

RAIN Arthie
The Ascended Fleet Tribal Band
67
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Posted - 2013.06.17 18:38:00 -
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Saying hey to all my EvE playing cops out there!!! 0/ |

GreenSeed
477
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Posted - 2013.06.17 21:07:00 -
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Vincenzo Arbosa wrote:RAIN Arthie wrote:Drago Shouna wrote:WAIT A MINUTE....You can get car stickers? really?....I want one. Yes, it may save you a ticket. It will probably save you from child support, as well. It is an excellent birth control device. someone somewhere is having a pretty awkward moment with a sticker on his junk. |

S D Plissken
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2013.06.17 21:18:00 -
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RAIN Arthie wrote:Was pulled over today. I was speeding, the cop seen my eve online sticker on my car said that he plays and asked if I was a Goon. I told him no. He walked away and came back with a warning. He said if I was a Goon he would have given me a ticket. I LOLED
Abuse of power. Nothing new in EVE.
GTFO
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