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Odet
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Posted - 2005.11.18 00:40:00 -
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Show some respect and stop posting as your brother.
=This podding has been brought to you by Odet, the only way to fry.= |
Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.11.18 01:03:00 -
[62]
 Originally by: HippoKing
Originally by: Tekka
Originally by: Killmail
Type: Raven Navy Issue Blueprint (Cargo)
Nuff said (It was to a bug DONT MAKE FUN OF ME!) 
he wins!
Agreed.
Originally by: Dakath
Because I am BUTT-UGLY!
Don't believe me? Click on my avatar for a closer look.
Wow, you're right! You truly ARE ugly!
Aphoxema G: Dear Brother Solrus...Ya'talk funny.
Istvaan Shogaatsu: Hahahahahaha ahahaaaaaahahahahaahahahaahaha. Ahahahahaa. I'm sorry ahahahaahaha. Hahahahahaha oh mercy. Hahaha. Hahahaahahaaaha |
Bunnygoddess
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Posted - 2005.11.18 01:04:00 -
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Edited by: Bunnygoddess on 18/11/2005 01:05:10
At the height of the SE vs G war I had to take some time off eve when I came back Fix had taken catch (SE's old home) and 200mil worth of loot is now in a station I can dock at. I tried to contact members of FIX but they are either ignoring me or having a good laugh at my losses.
Edit... damn I posted as my alt main character is rabbitgod
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Ixianus
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Posted - 2005.11.18 01:40:00 -
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Edited by: Ixianus on 18/11/2005 01:41:39
Please avert your eyes if you are one to cry easily. My story is a sad one indeed, for those of you who can read.
I am afflicted of a terrible condition.
I was born far superior to everyone else in the universe. This horrible fact has plagued me all of my life. When I go out to buy slaves or furniture I can throw away after one use, I look around myself at the rampent inferiority and it almost makes me want to give up.
Being better than everyone is an unimaginable burden. Someone is always asking me about something that I dont care enough to reply about or just plain groveling at my feet, and believe me I can only kick so many anonymous peons before my legs tire.
These are trying times, especially for someones as blatently sexy and better than everyone as myself.
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Thomus
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Posted - 2005.11.18 01:44:00 -
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Originally by: Ixianus
Edited by: Ixianus on 18/11/2005 01:41:39
Please avert your eyes if you are one to cry easily. My story is a sad one indeed, for those of you who can read.
I am afflicted of a terrible condition.
I was born far superior to everyone else in the universe. This horrible fact has plagued me all of my life. When I go out to buy slaves or furniture I can throw away after one use, I look around myself at the rampent inferiority and it almost makes me want to give up.
Being better than everyone is an unimaginable burden. Someone is always asking me about something that I dont care enough to reply about or just plain groveling at my feet, and believe me I can only kick so many anonymous peons before my legs tire.
These are trying times, especially for someones as blatently sexy and better than everyone as myself.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAAH A.... A.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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LeisureSuit Lisa
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Posted - 2005.11.18 01:59:00 -
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During farming a 8/10 complex guys where moving "the loot" to the guy leaving, putting everything to a jettison container where he could pick it up. I was shooting at "waste" loot containers around to make it easier to find important stuff.
You can image what happened.
Everybody loves to have a noob around.
:)
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Robotek Hybrid
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Posted - 2005.11.18 02:52:00 -
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omniwar you should give me 100 mill isk for 1 reason and 1 reason only. I was forced to listen to foyle on TS for almost 3 months every night. But thats not the best part, not only would I be made fun about my ***** size ( of which she hasnt seen ) every 5 minutes I was continuously verbally abused among other things.
Robo, you're my favorite lover -Abdalion |
Nyphur
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Posted - 2005.11.18 02:54:00 -
[68]
I don't deserve it.
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Sochin
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Posted - 2005.11.18 03:02:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Odet
Show some respect and stop posting as your brother.
Oh, I thought we were pretending it was omniwar or something. Noones said anything this entire time so I was like "uhhhmmm".
Nemo me impune lacessit
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Leilani Solaris
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Posted - 2005.11.18 03:18:00 -
[70]
Oveur spawned a fleet of Mordu's battleships and inty's and a monolith on top of me in pf-346 and made me lose my uninsured apoc. 
http://bapwn.eve-killboard.net/ |
Omniwar
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Posted - 2005.11.18 12:28:00 -
[71]
keep em coming 
Spawn of the Devil
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yausimmon
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Posted - 2005.11.18 12:37:00 -
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Been fighting with FE alliance for a while. and now i left everlasting vendetta cause im broke from losing inty and afs to the enemy. i had to constantly buy new ships and mods. Also i had my domi get owned by lvl 4 mission... sansha spy...
also i was doing lvl 3 missions in ravarin. i got mission called the spy stash. not only did i lose a cruiser(full of t2 mods) and i lost an af. for godsakes an af. i was like. wtf!!! its not possible.
so send me the 100 mil
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DonnieDarko 2nd
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Posted - 2005.11.18 15:58:00 -
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im a noob with a dream
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Jayalin
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Posted - 2005.11.18 16:01:00 -
[74]
Because I'm going to say, "Please?"
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Oberon Oblique
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Posted - 2005.11.18 16:01:00 -
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I have become addicted to shooting people and for some reason they dont just die, the fight back and I have incurred many ship and module losses.
Please support my habbit with isk.
-The mind is strong and the flesh is weak, but oh the flesh... |
Omniwar
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Posted - 2005.11.19 19:50:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Jayalin
Because I'm going to say, "Please?"
How polite, but I dont like polite ppl.
Keep em coming.
Spawn of the Devil
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St Dragon
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Posted - 2005.11.19 19:54:00 -
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Well im new and i want a big ship 
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Helplessandlost
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Posted - 2005.11.19 20:12:00 -
[78]
Edited by: Helplessandlost on 19/11/2005 20:13:17
My name says it all!!
Check us out
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Galk
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Posted - 2005.11.19 20:26:00 -
[79]
2005.11.19 18:32:00
Victim: Galk
Alliance: Unknown
Corporation: Autumn Tactics
Destroyed Type: Moros
Solar System: Uphallant
System Security Level: 0.2
Involved parties:
Name: Angel Cartel (laid the final blow)
Because i was incredibly stupid, any chance of flinging that 100 my way, would be much appreacated at this time
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When they asked me if i knew you, id smile and say you were a friend of mine.
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Leilani Solaris
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Posted - 2005.11.19 20:39:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Galk
2005.11.19 18:32:00
Victim: Galk
Alliance: Unknown
Corporation: Autumn Tactics
Destroyed Type: Moros
Solar System: Uphallant
System Security Level: 0.2
Involved parties:
Name: Angel Cartel (laid the final blow)
Because i was incredibly stupid, any chance of flinging that 100 my way, would be much appreacated at this time
 unlucky...
http://bapwn.eve-killboard.net/ |
Gindar
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Posted - 2005.11.20 05:27:00 -
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it was back in june i guess. i was just flying along going back to base. approaching a stargate i see another ship going my way. i click on his ship and notice he has a huge bounty. i am staring at that bounty when all of a sudden a window pops up. he says, is your bio for real? you will build me a ship for cheap?
by the end of that day, i agreed to build him an apoc. the mining began. it took about a month. all through the month he'd message me saying where is it? im sayin it takes time.
i mined all the veld. i mined all the plagioclase. i mined all the omber and scordite and kernite. i remember logging in and mining hemorphite for 6 hours non-stop. a couple friends helped me out with the minerals, and the isk for getting the megacyte and zydrine. as a backup plan i had made a deal with a 0.0 corp that would supply me the minerals in exchange for tritanium... rougly 6 mil trit for the megacyte i needed, etc. the worst was mining pyerite. the apoc requires about 2 mil of it. this is rougly equivolent to filling 8 jet cans with scordite. it took weeks with my retriever.
finally after all was done, and having to go back and mine some more because my math was wrong, i finally had the mins to do it. i put in the bpc and the mins and later on i had the apoc. i emailed him, he said to put it on escrow. so i did. only problem... i put in the wrong number of 0's. when i entered it in it looked fine... i pressed confirm... i had put it on escrow for 1000000 isk. that's only 1 mil. he saw the escrow, took it. i watched my wallet, something was wrong... i did not get the 100 mil isk that i agreed to sell it for. i asked around, how fast does the wallet update? almost instantly, my friends said. frantically i looked through my journal, and felt sick to my stomache looking at the number. i looked back on people and places, and just then he logged off. snubbed and stranded.
the next day, he logged back in. i tried to explain what happened. it was like jekyll and hyde. before he was a nice kind person and suddenly now he was totally differetn personality. he insulted me, laughed in my face, and lied saying he looked through his wallet and really did pay the 100 mil. i tried to explain. he wouldn't listen. instead, he said, i knew it was too good to be true. listen you little noob f*cker if you ever try to scam me again my corp will pod you till you quit eve. he left the convo.
i wanted to cry.
ever since then i have hated mining. i do pirating and pvp now, it's more fun. but if you send me the 100 mil it would be a good consolation prize for all the emotional anguish i went through.
p.s. that man... his name... was Istvaan Shogaatsu
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War Bear
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Posted - 2005.11.20 07:36:00 -
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Edited by: War Bear on 20/11/2005 07:36:27
Hey you sass that hoopy War Bear? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is at. 100million isk says what?!
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Beringe
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Posted - 2005.11.20 07:40:00 -
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I totally don't deserve it. I could easily make it on my own, and I pretty much have all the ships I need.
I'm a perpetually lazy, perpetually poor veteran of the game. Heck, I was even the CEO of my (then 120 person) corporation a while back, but I never thought beyond the ship I was flying.
So, I should have the cash, because that's real life for ya.
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Sometimes, I wake up but keep on dreaming. |
Kalinin
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Posted - 2005.11.20 14:18:00 -
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The Woes of Kali
Kali once had an apoc- all uber named mods and all. Went to 0.0, saw 6/10 complex. Kali was happy. Second stage of complex, Kali's uber apoc lasted 10secs. Kali unhappy.
A geddon Kali bought...Kali gets jumped by enemy fleet at gate and gets raped. Kali sad.
Buys another apoc. Missons a while. Does lvl4 drone mission and gets raped by drone domis. Kali sad once again.
Buys raven. Goes back to mission. Raped by domis AGAIN. Kali cries.
Discouraged by missions, Kali buys geddon and goes hunting in low sec. Kali goes pvping and is successful. Shortly thereafter, Kali, happy, warps to station. F*ck.
Kali buys apoc. Kali mounts tachys, camps kbp gate thinking no one can possibly reach him at 100km. Inty warps in at 40km. F*ck x2.
Kali becomes very sad and quits game for several months. Now Kali is back. Kali buys inty. Kali kills cruiser in low sec. Kali goes back to station. F*ck.
Kali buys coercer. Kali goes to kbp to watch Spontaneous Defenestration fight another corp. Kali gets to close. No more coercer.
Kali buys another inty. Kali flies inty within 10km of stabber. Kali gets nossed. Kali cries once more.
Kali buys arby. Kali has not lost his arby yet. But Kali will do something stupid, and will cry.
Take pity on Kali. Someone, help out Kali.
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Snake Jankins
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Posted - 2005.11.20 14:29:00 -
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Edited by: Snake Jankins on 20/11/2005 14:29:10
Originally by: Galk
2005.11.19 18:32:00
Victim: Galk
Alliance: Unknown
Corporation: Autumn Tactics
Destroyed Type: Moros
Solar System: Uphallant
System Security Level: 0.2
Involved parties:
Name: Angel Cartel (laid the final blow)
Because i was incredibly stupid, any chance of flinging that 100 my way, would be much appreacated at this time
And what do we learn from it ? A moros is meant for combat and not for afk-mining or what? Sorry. 
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'DISCLAIMER: All opinions in this post are provided "as is" and without any warranties.' |
Hohenheim OfLight
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Posted - 2005.11.20 15:24:00 -
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I deserve it becuse i lose far to many ships to even think about posting kill mails here, and a little isk woudl go a long way for me.
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Sebastien LaForge
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Posted - 2005.11.20 15:39:00 -
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Because I think getting 200k ISK at once is a lot. What would I do with 100mil? Knowign myself, I'd probably waste it in futile endeavors. :(
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adrenaline junkie
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Posted - 2005.11.20 15:52:00 -
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actually i dont really deserve 100million although i could use it very well.
i started playing eve, and after the 14 day trial, i started another trial because i didnt had enough money yet for being a paying customer. then i started another trial after that one (still didnt had enough money)
i made alot of money in about a month and a half...
i payed for accidentally for my 2nd account, but i contineud playing on my 3rd account (trial), although i even wanted to play on my account that i pay for.s
i lost all money on my 3rd account, about a month and a half work since i transfered all the money over all the trials
and yes i thought it was normal that theres a popup box appears on ur screen when u start eve, saying that u have xx days left. i thought after trial time that would change to: u have 1 month left (paying time)
actually its purely stupidity,... so i dont think i deserve 100m
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Osric Bloodletter
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Posted - 2005.11.20 16:10:00 -
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I need the ISK to aid me in eradicating the Amarr and Ammatar people. It's tough doing that in a Frigate.
Rape!
Pillage!
Burn!
Osric Bloodletter
Neo-Vikings
Savage and proud of it
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Alianna Stormcrow
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Posted - 2005.11.20 16:25:00 -
[90]
Edited by: Alianna Stormcrow on 20/11/2005 16:26:20
Good sir,
Hear my plee. (wipes tears away) Several years ago my mother and the man who is my father had a brief but passionate affair. I was the result of this action. (wipes tears away) The affair ended by mutual consent and both parents went thier own ways. I was born out of wedlock nine months later, my father was never informed of my being. (wipes tears away)
My mother has now passed away and I have no one, no family. I hired people to find out the identity of my father only to discover he is a man of some importance. (wipes tears away) I so want to approach him and tell him of myself, but wish a gift appropriate to his stature. (sobs and wipes tears away)
I am so lonely withour family. My only wish is to be with my father, to give him a childs love and hopefully, receive the love a father can give a daughter. (wipes tears away) Please help me good sir, please. (more sobbing, the tears streaming down her face)
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