Slithereen
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Posted - 2003.08.10 02:37:00 -
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Edited by: Slithereen on 10/08/2003 02:43:53
Yes yes I know who did it. I know who passed the secret laser to the ebil corporation.
You know who?
Yes, yes I know.
*whisper*, *whisper*.
Yes it's a guy, and you know he it is?
He sez his name is Deepthroat.
Yes that's the guy. Deepthroat.
He knows about a lot of secret things, you know, like who killed John Kennedy and where they put the alien spacecraft from Roswell. He also knows that Elbis Presley is alive and where he is hiding, and I suspect, yes, Deep Throat is Elbis Presley himself. Yes, Deep Throat is Elbis Presely and Elbis Presley is playing EBE now in secret and in ebil collaboaration with the ebil debs and ebil corporations.
By the way, it's really getting late for my shots, and I wonder why are they late? Are they actually bringing it to me? Or maybe they're substituting my shots with some ebil new drug in it. They do this becuz I know the truth, and they can't handle the truth, so they must surpress it anyway they can. But I, I know everything and they can't stop me. Yes, the doctors in this facility I know are in cahoots with the Russians with their ebil little communist ways. You know, the same Russians who planted flouride and other strange drugs into our water stream so they can alter our minds. Why do you think I'm in an institute? That's becuz of that stupid water. Becuz I know everything, I know the truth.
Talking about communists and this game, look at the name of this company---CCP. The "C" must stand for Communist and the "P" for Party. It's like the CCCP, the Communist Party of China. Yes, they plan to spread their ebil communist ways, that's why they invented this game, so they can turns us all crazy and all ebil, like ebil pirates and ebil corporate thugs.
Hey you people in white, where are you taking me, What are the chains for, no, PLEASE, not the HOLE! NO....
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"Is it me or the bad guys just getting totally pathetic?"---Clover, Totally Spies,
"Hope is wasted on the Hopeless."---Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
"Stars are holes in the sky from which the light of the Infinite shine through."---Confucius.
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