So the member had gone over to his house, his real life friend had fallen asleep and he gave me the very detailed description on how he was going to kill me because i kicked him from the corp and supposedly ruining his enjoyment of EVE because i removed him from the only place he enjoyed him self

You should've reported it to CCP, if only to ruin his life even further.

On a side note Raw, not that you ever will have the effect, but should my fund end I assure you my future time in EVE will be war decing your 1 man corps and suicide ganking you when you run to the NPC corp. And no one you hire or bring into the matter will prevent it. Keep poking that finger in my eye and ill break it off and shove it up your ass.

Terrifying

Given that I've flown about 40 jumps in the last 6 months this approach will give you plenty of time to calm down a bit and do a little meditation.

Also, the threat to break my fingers and shove them up an orifice was most poetic.

Im patient. My dec will be ever present and permanent. You can not play, play under someone elses thumb or trade during a war. Take your pick. And considering im on more than most I assure you're not going to enjoy having your high sec freedom hindered. So talk yourself right into your new EVE playstyle. I promise you i'll make your misery in EVE my characters sole purpose.

I must admit, it's a long time since an MD post has made me laugh so much. I actually had to wipe away a tear of mirth. I have 18 characters and, if memory serves, I don't think any of them are in the same corps at the moment. How much will it cost you to keep permnent wardecs going on all of them (I'll move any in NPC corps to player corps once you get a few decs going to give you a more target rich environment). Tell you what, if you get five decs going I'll give you the details of another character if you haven't found it already and for each additional dec that you let run for a month I'll let you have the details for another. I also look forward to your attacks on my POSes. I'm sure you'll be able to muster a battleship fleet large enough to take them down. They only have about 120 ewar batteries anchored on each. And one of them actually has a handful of labs too, so big payday there!

Im not interested in your characters or your chat. Watch your back on Raw because if I catch you slipping, you're getting smoked. Tomorrow, next year, 5 years. Doesn't matter.

If I have the pleasure of making you avoid playing on Raw23 to me it's a win and satisfying. I require nothing more for motivation.
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going to hunt Raw23 down now and forever more in the game and im going to kill you whenever the opportunity presents itself.

Raw23 I want this to be a challenge. So seeing as how you aren't yet fully aware of the caliber of intellect you're dealing with, i'm going to help you out. Consider this an act of sportsmanship and fairplay to one I feel disadvantaged.

Number 1. I will never attack you when you ask me to. Sun Tzu would be most displeased. Sitting in a frigate taunting me hoping im not keen to neutral logistics or the other nuances of EVE is a faux pas on your part. Even if your proposition was completely honest, I do not allow my adversaries to dictate the terms.

I told you before i'm a very patient person. I have all the time in world. Let us hope the circumstances surrounding your current bravery are always present.

mmm ... just woken up. I left RAW afk on that gate unarmed and undefended in a frigate for an hour last night but didn't get to check his status before closing my laptop and going to bed (my wife is verrry anti-eve). Was a bit disappoint to find him still sitting there this morning. Anyway, I'm back in position and will go afk fo a few hours again.

An Australian dole bludger & his wife were going to hunt me down & bury me in a field after I awoxed their mining fleet & refused to buy them a new Orca.

Edit: They also claimed to have CCP Devs on speed dial & I was going to get banned, because they had speed dial banned people before

I was personally threatened with a DDOS attack while I was still in the military.

They were going to bust up my IP.

I was living on a military base.

How could that plan have gone wrong?

Just wondering what the funniest threat you ever recieved on EVE was? I had a guy threaten to make it his career to get me to quit playing. :)

Yeah yeah, can you also tell them to blow up my ship. I want to see them try to actually engage in PvP.

At that point I'd have stopped the ship,sat there for a few seconds, then warped away

Sense of humor counts for a lot to me

I was blacklisted by the goons, that chickengoon told me I'm screwed like that other guy bla bla... still waiting for something to happen though, pretty dissapointing

No you werent

This is why I'm marrying you.

Had a guy tell me he was a Hell's Angel, living in a trailer in North Dakota with his pet white wolf (dafuq?). He didn't take too kindly to me blowing up his Hulk in high sec, so he threatened to come find me with his Hell's Angels buddies

"du alter dummer scheisss wixxer

fick dich ins Knie du *********"

Still not entirely sure what it all means :D

"du alter dummer scheisss wixxer

fick dich ins Knie du *********"

Still not entirely sure what it all means :D

Someone threatened to wardec a wormhole corp.

If you do not surrender we will block all your exits for as long as Eve will exist!! You will be trapped for eternity!!! SURRENDER!!!!

Youre wasting your time, the New McDonalds Order Monkeys will never engage in anything other than one sided fights they cant possibly lose, even if they all had their net connections cut off at the same time after engaging the victim.