.....

He does have some valid questions and most of his post is correct.

I reckon the CFC has 2 more weeks to make a move. After that, they may be pushed almost completely back to Cloud Ring.

Now i understand why you have such a long list of victories and conquests in EVE and why you're part of the most powerful alliance in the game.

Non CFC person makes valid points and asks appropriate questions.

CFC person ignores all and resorts to name calling.

What are the valid points dum dum?

Are you including Sort Dragon's spurned ex-GF revenge frak in those numbers?

God damn I'm glad I'm not blue to any of you.

Meh you are just on the cfc payroll right.

If you consider collecting protection money to be "on the cfc payroll" then alright.

After that, they may be pushed almost completely back to Cloud Ring.

If you consider collecting protection money to be "on the cfc payroll" then alright.

Dude! Its not they may, it is they WILL be pushed back into Cloud Ring.

this is what nulli 'atlas alliance 2.0' secunda believes

Another not strong post.

this is what nulli 'atlas alliance 2.0' secunda believes

My balls are made of solid oak, they are not affected by blueballing tactics

God damn I'm glad I'm not blue to any of you.

Because they don't count.

They haven't taken any stations. Sort Dragon gave them 4 by betraying his PL mates. And they dropped one in an empty system. We assume it's meant to be a present for Beffah after PL and NCDOT take Fountain back and keep it for themselves

this is what nulli 'atlas alliance 2.0' secunda believes

Ha ha Goons just put out a video begging Test members to, I don't know what. Something about Goons being our friends despite invading us and the people helping us not being our friends or something.

It's pretty funny, some ace footage of structure grinding caracals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC3id8WTlqM&feature=player_embedded

Ha ha Goons just put out a video begging Test members to, I don't know what. Something about Goons being our friends despite invading us and the people helping us not being our friends or something.

It's pretty funny, some ace footage of structure grinding caracals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC3id8WTlqM&feature=player_embedded

If you're genuinely happy that Mittens performed a piece of metagaming that screwed Kearl, the executor of Pandemic Legion, to get 4 useless stations which, funnily enough, you're now in the process of losing because funnily enough PL have decided to help N3 and Test because funnily enough, PL seems to want to support the dude who controls the pursestrings and can disband the alliance with a click.

Betraying PL to help Sort Dragon feel good about himself has to be one of the dumbest pieces of metagaming in Eve history. Perhaps only rivaled by blueing an entire alliance of Dreddit alts.

Mittens used to be a player, but he's lost it now buddy.

Of course if I wanted to be really tinfoil hat I'd guess that Mittens is deliberately collapsing CFC sov so he'll have an absolutely epic Eve event to cover on TMC just before he pitches it to Joystiq.

Test have already officially responded to this message

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI

Oh sorry, i forgot to say good morning to everyone.

Hello friends!

My name is JEFFRAIDER and I am the official Pandemic Legion Head Diplomat. After a meeting with our leadership team I have been directed to make two public statements in regards to this. For reference, present at the leadership meeting were myself, Elendar (Flag FC), Elise Randolph (Head FC), Shadoo (Backup FC), Kearl (Alliance Executor), Phalanx III (Head of Logistics), Grath Telkin (Supercapital FC), Alidean (Sniggerdly Vice-CEO) and BlueMajere (North Eastern SWAT Vice-CEO).

You mean wolves.

That's Vee. Mittens has an Alaskan Marmute or some such.

Malamute. Yes, a wolf. I had one myself and they are wolves not dogs.

sure makes my heart warm to know you guys keep fcon around

Explains why it died so fast

Good morning Charles.

Frankly I'd be astonished if either Goons or Test is killed as a result of this conflict. I also expect that at some point we'll be blue again although perhaps not as fraternally as when the Goons bootstrapped Test into sov.

nah its alright we already replaced you guys with fweddit

nah its alright we already replaced you guys with fweddit

Yeah, 20 guys flying around in Talwars padding everyone's killboards.

Masterstroke. Well done.

nah its alright we already replaced you guys with fweddit

Speaking of masterstrokes, the CFC bluing an alliance full of Dreddit alts... supreme strategic masterstroke

are we talking about fweddit or test

only if NCdot/PL are around

only if NCdot/PL are around

I forgot about all those times Goonswarm defended their sov or took a region without any help from their allies.

• Being in Goonswarm or any other CFC alliance
• Criticising somebody for having allies

Pick one and only one.

i am not sure i would call the fairweather grr goons coalition propping up TEST in fountain allies

ITT: Second-String bad posters arguing about nothing.

Hey Snot Shot, i had a pretty busy weekend and need an update to see how bad we are doing.

TIA

The only thing that has even slightly rustled my jimmies in this campaign is goon spies reporting people for fleet **** and getting them banned... That's just... you can't sink that low Goons, fleetporn is sacred.

Oh ****, they're doing what?! That's it, I don't want to play for this side any more...get me back into DGBC, I got founding member credits.

That happened to people in some other fleets the CFC had, as well.

Perhaps it's some sort of super prude alliance that is so pro they have spies on both sides.

The only thing that has even slightly rustled my jimmies in this campaign is goon spies reporting people for fleet **** and getting them banned... That's just... you can't sink that low Goons, fleetporn is sacred.

Hey Snot Shot, i had a pretty busy weekend and need an update to see how bad we are doing.

TIA

OMG it's even worse than i imagined!!

This war is soooo lost.

I wish just once i'm on the winning side of a war.. just once!!!

oh well... guess ill just let that bitterness build up inside

Looks like its down to attrition. Pretty sure the Mittani said in his first article during the war that they had to win fountain...and win those moons, otherwise they die. So whether or not Test is or isn't winning, it certainly doesn't look good for Goons.

I just hope that both sides don't burn out any time soon. Keep up those gudfites....because we are thriving

Tbh BL would be the deciding factor in turning this war into a steady push towards VFK.

I would seriously consider anything Snot Shot has to say. His strategic vision is uncanny. You don't have to take my word for it though, he has a solid, reliable history of calling things as they are for years and years.

Snot Shot has successfully called every single war since like 09. The only better strategic genius is the legendary butterdog but he got burned out from being right ALL the time!

If we had anyone even remotely as good as Snot Shot's strategic vision goonswarm would be the most porwel alliance in the game today

Those words get bleeped here snot shot

*sits back with a box of tissues*

You did WHAT to that station? Eww, I'm not shooting any "torps" at that thing now.

:gooncamp:

So IGÇÖve just been chillin on both forums since TEST is doing a pretty decent job at making you goonies look pretty foolish these days. With that said, I do have a few questions as usualGǪ.

WhenGÇÖs The MartiniGÇÖs GÇ£Withdrawal from FountainGÇ¥ speech coming out? Rumor has it he was supposed to retire from leading these adventures after this with a GÇ£perfectGÇ¥ recordGǪ..not looking good so far?

GÇ£We grind slowly and relentlessly; our foremost goal is always the denial of the enjoyment of the enemy: no fun allowed for our enemies.GÇ¥ GÇô The Martini

Does this still apply when itGÇÖs your own pilots being denied enjoyment?

• Your grinding efforts have lost groundGǪ

• Your subcap fleets are getting dumpstered almost dailyGǪ

• YouGÇÖre getting camped into your forward baseGǪ.

• YouGÇÖre not allowed to use your Super Cap fleetGǪ

• YouGÇÖve only taken 5 stations out of 36GǪ.

• YouGÇÖve only taken 11 systems out of 115GǪ.

• YouGÇÖve lost more moons in the north than youGÇÖve taken in the southGǪ.

The Martini isnGÇÖt wasting his time each day with the aboveGǪGǪGǪbut its ok to tell you too? ..
What keeps the CFC grunt pilot logging in to shoot structures with bombers?
Since defensive forces have moved into central NPC Fountain, will youGÇÖre blue balling tactic impact you more than reds?
Will The Martini use his body language to take Fountain like he did when took Tenal from Raiden?

Is itGÇÖs the GÇ£spoils of war get split up by participationGÇ¥ that keeps your pet Alliances sitting in the front line station pretending they care about this war still? If you donGÇÖt keep doing what Goonies tell you to do will take your space away? No one is coming for your space btwGǪGǪthere is too much space now as it is, and those who could take it (PL/N3/TEST) donGÇÖt want it anyway so I think your safe thereGǪGǪGǪare CFC Alliances policing each otherGÇÖs participation so they arenGÇÖt the first goonies try and kick when this invasion fails?

Sorry for all the questions but I thought I would dip my toe a little bit to see whatGÇÖs going on with this botched invasionGǪGǪ.

As alwaysGǪ.in before 1/10, your ghay, youGÇÖve lost your edge, poor showing, and can I get a slice of your pieGǪ..
.

Posted ONE WHOLE MONTH AGO! This is why Snot Shot has called 10 out of the last 10 wars in EVE, the man is a GENIUS

Snot Shot is a living oracle and we should've listened to him sooner. Woe is us. :negative:

There are a couple things I like to do in this game when I have time, 1 is bombingGǪGǪ..can you guess the second?........

Carry on...

There are a couple things I like to do in this game when I have time, 1 is bombingGǪGǪ..can you guess the second?........

Carry on...

Ship spinning?
Distribution missions?
Cybering for isk?
Mining?

Any of those right?

post criminal numbers of ellipses.

Haha the OP of this thread is gold. Also, who let Snot Shot into Pizza? Cuba what is this nonsense.

Jealous that FA doesn't have his strategical genius to plunder?

Well ok I guess that's mostly true.

Please no.

alternate May 2013: our finances rapidly depleting, five regions of moons worth nothing now, and a still healthy aversion to turning WIdot into our renter empire backbone, baron weaselior sits up in his chair and lifts his green visor up thinking "I got it. I know how we can refill the coffers."

the armament of choice for goonwaffe's sturmtruppen: accountants

As alwaysGǪ.in before 1/10, your ghay, youGÇÖve lost your edge, poor showing, and can I get a slice of your pieGǪ..
.

Well since you covered all the usual bases, I'll go another route.

In after (tilde)winning(tilde)

So we're all agreed that the bloggers and pundits were correct and the Fountain invasion was goons worst move ever. Right?

Guys?

Right?

I'll fetch me coat...

P.S. Sitting on a titan for hours is not pvping!

Damn it, Goons

You always destroy our internet spaceship content too fast. I was just getting into the Fountain campaign, then blap, it's over.

WTF, Can't you goons do something wrong for once & allow us that want to pvp, actually do some pvping?

P.S. Sitting on a titan for hours is not pvping!

I like the OP of this thread.

I especially like the bit where it was wrong.

Does this still apply when itGÇÖs your own pilots being denied enjoyment?

• Your grinding efforts have lost groundGǪ

• Your subcap fleets are getting dumpstered almost dailyGǪ

• YouGÇÖre getting camped into your forward baseGǪ.

• YouGÇÖre not allowed to use your Super Cap fleetGǪ

So how did the war go?.....
.

So how did the war go?.....
.

I never did understand the "not winning fast enough" schtick that got bandied about during the war.

In hindsight, you should have paid SOLAR to push into the drone regions instead of hiring BL., although I guess stopping them from marauding their way through the North has an appeal all of its own.; maybe both. As soon as SOLAR started pushing into rent-landia all concerned parties (i.e. most of TEST's defense) had to roll out leaving only Nulli behind.

I wonder if ProGod has drowned himself from shame yet. "We formed voltron to fight the goonie menace" or some nonsense... heh.

I never did understand the "not winning fast enough" schtick that got bandied about during the war.

Says the person who was shooting misl at structure until they almost went Boat.

I don't recall Lyris going on and on about sexual exploits that never happened.

Almost.

I was repeatedly cautioned to not burn out. And then I started 10box mining.