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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
277
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Posted - 2013.07.01 02:11:00 -
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Minmatar ships are so fast because they're all trying to get away from yo momma... She's that smelly.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
277
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Posted - 2013.07.01 02:14:00 -
[32] - Quote
Yo momma's so stupid she got excited about the news reports of food hauler ganks. She thought they said long-limbed hoes and were about her.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
277
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Posted - 2013.07.01 02:17:00 -
[33] - Quote
Yo momma's so fat it costs her two Plex for a resculpt.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Feanira Darr
Perkone
Caldari State
13
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Posted - 2013.07.01 03:55:00 -
[34] - Quote
you momma's so ugly, ibtl
"Tibus Heth could also benefit from working 'The Plan'." -DMC |
Samoth Egnoled
T.R.I.A.D
20057
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Posted - 2013.07.01 07:56:00 -
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Yo Momma's so stupid, She took from a can marked 'Free Stuff' outside a station.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston ChurchillGäó |
Zane Tekitsu
D.I.C.A.D. Solutions
20
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Posted - 2013.07.01 21:00:00 -
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Yo mamma's so ugly, she looked at the server and caused the last great crash!
yo mamma's so fat, her ass displaced S2N.
yo mamma's so fat, she collapsed in on herself, and the science behind the doomsday was discovered. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
2770
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Posted - 2013.07.01 21:58:00 -
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Ila Dace wrote:Yo momma is so ugly the best the plastic surgeon could do was make her look like a Moa.
Here's a better one:
Yo momma so UGLY... that when the Moa saw her, it felt pretty.
And there are these gems...
Yo momma so FAT... that even CCP's logs show her!
Yo momma so EASY... that she made kidnapping the Damsel in Distress seem hard!
Yo momma so MEAN... that when the Mittani met her, HE threatened to kill himself (still too soon?)
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
279
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Posted - 2013.07.02 01:25:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat she holds her pants up with an asteroid belt.
Yo momma's so stupid that when I gave her a billion ISK just to see what she'd do, she gave me double back.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Sublime Rage
Corpus Alienum
Game 0f Tears
161
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Posted - 2013.07.02 09:09:00 -
[39] - Quote
Yo momma's so fat she cant even dock ! |
Muad 'dib
The Imperial Fedaykin
Amarrian Commandos
1173
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Posted - 2013.07.02 09:25:00 -
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Your mommas so fat, when she fitted and fired a smartbomb, she hit everyone in new eden!
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I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
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Sublime Rage
Corpus Alienum
Game 0f Tears
208
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Posted - 2013.07.02 09:51:00 -
[41] - Quote
yo momma's so fat a black hole couldn't even move her |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
7008
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Posted - 2013.07.02 10:27:00 -
[42] - Quote
yo mama so stupid she fell for my killrights scam and paid a billion isk to activate them 
You may gain the knowledge, but you will lose your belief, with all its mystery and comfort. If there was proof, absolute and certain, there is an afterlife, why not quit this life, and be done with it?
Ponder about these things all your life, and you're a philosopher. Compress these ponderings into a couple of pages, and you'll go mad. |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
283
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Posted - 2013.07.02 21:27:00 -
[43] - Quote
Yo momma's so ugly that every time she deploys drones they go rogue.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
4852
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Posted - 2013.07.02 21:36:00 -
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Yo momma is so.... um.... yo momma is so d..... yo m......
Im trying to come up with something clever....but im being distracted by Ila Dace's boobs....
.... yeah...
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Jayem See
Biohazard.
285
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Posted - 2013.07.02 21:51:00 -
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If she is as fit as my Mother they would stack up.
If I could get my mother some decent sex I would definitely look you guys up.
Sad problem is that she has had sex with enough freaks already.
So yo momma might be wet enough to sleep with some of you - but mine has enough respect not to.
Momma.
Ed - looked ok in my head - sry
Aaaaaaand relax. |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
283
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Posted - 2013.07.03 02:16:00 -
[46] - Quote
Jayem See wrote:If she is as fit as my Mother they would stack up.
If I could get my mother some decent sex I would definitely look you guys up.
Sad problem is that she has had sex with enough freaks already.
So yo momma might be wet enough to sleep with some of you - but mine has enough respect not to.
Momma.
Ed - looked ok in my head - sry
Yo momma's so incoherent I don't even.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
283
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Posted - 2013.07.03 02:30:00 -
[47] - Quote
Yo momma's so stupid she mines ice in a Machariel.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Hetalia Villen
Serenity. CORP.
Diggers Inc.
0
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Posted - 2013.07.03 03:40:00 -
[48] - Quote
Yo momma's so fat i set warp shortest and it still showed the distance in weeks.
Watch me blunder about in Faction Warfare @-áhttp://noobshipgo.wordpress.com/-á |
Mahasti
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2013.07.04 03:39:00 -
[49] - Quote
Yo momma's so fat she has TWO titans - one for each half. |
Rain6636
Team Evil
620
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Posted - 2013.07.04 09:51:00 -
[50] - Quote
Sublime Rage wrote:yo momma's so fat a black hole couldn't even move her
you almost had me at black
Free Thanatos Raffle-Lottery? ...Thing? |
Amarant'h
Fistful of Finns
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
7
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Posted - 2013.07.05 09:01:00 -
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Yo momma is so big that when people thought that they finally found the edge of the space, they were just exiting from her vagina.
Yo momma is so fat that when she ate, she collapsed, and created a black hole.
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Muad 'dib
The Imperial Fedaykin
Amarrian Commandos
1198
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Posted - 2013.07.05 09:29:00 -
[52] - Quote
Your mommas so fat; when she jumps, everything falls over.
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I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
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Rain6638
Team Evil
625
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Posted - 2013.09.04 13:05:00 -
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/!\language/!\
your momma's so ugly... when she played Mortal Kombat....
Scorpion said "STAY OVER THERE!!!!"
Yo Momma Jokes! best of volume 1
I'M A GENIOUSSS!
[ 2013.06.21 09:52:05 ] (notify) For initiating combat your security status has been adjusted by -0.1337
yo dawg, we heard you liek industrials, so we put an industrial in yo industrial so you can loss while u loss |
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