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Heff
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:17:00 -
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Sorry to have kept everyone waiting. The Mansion has been bustling with bronzed beauties as everyone rushes to complete their summer tan. Much of the month has been a blur for me though. Note to self: do not use the Grotto as a giant punch bowl again.
So, without wasting any more of your time, we are looking for our next playmate. If you think you have what it takes to be the next Miss August, please post your avatar picture here along with a brief listing of your turn-onÆs and turn-offÆs. Any extra flavor you decide to add is encouraged. We will review all candidates and make our selection towards the end of the month. This monthÆs winner will receive a cash prize of 75,000 ISK in addition to any prizes CCP may want to add as a co-sponsor.
Good luck future bunnies!
Heff
President, Playboy Enterprises
[email protected]
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PussyCat
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:19:00 -
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I would only Satisfy as They PlayMate of the Year 
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Mercy
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:20:00 -
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I have decided to win this months competition.
I enter with a spirit of goodwill and fair play.
Any rumours regarding player killing are entirely unfair and belong purely in the past. My fellow competitors have nothing to fear.
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Calia Stormrage
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:21:00 -
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First time entry but then again I am a beautifuly red headed gallente .
The right path is not easily chosen.
Walk into the light and be redeemed.
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ArathBuilder
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:37:00 -
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I'm an alt, but under the bedsheets that sort of thing doesn't matter.
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Tedia Jelsconi
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:40:00 -
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You should be ashamed of yourselves, parading around like pieces of meat in a butchers window.
I call upon you Heff to stop this debacle at once. Or atleast provide us with a Mr August competion. There must be some Hunks out there? Just haven't met any yet.
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ArathBuilder
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:41:00 -
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Go shave your legs you bra-burning femi****.
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Krackken
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:42:00 -
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these boards ***** me up
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Phalen Vouland
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:42:00 -
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
Tarana
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:43:00 -
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Surely I should enter such a competition...
Hang on, yep, there you go. 
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Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:53:00 -
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What evah!! What evah!! I saw all yous ho workin' the ave while I was on mah way back to the trailer park!! You ain't half the woman I am!!
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Phalen Vouland
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:55:00 -
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back off the josa highways.... |
ArathBuilder
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:58:00 -
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Edited by: ArathBuilder on 11/08/2003 23:14:46
Even though we enjoy competition, please keep it friendly - Orestes, ModSquad
But it's true!
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Phalen Vouland
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Posted - 2003.08.11 23:00:00 -
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ouch
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.08.11 23:05:00 -
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Edited by: j0sephine on 11/08/2003 23:06:33
"Man the pic isnt showing up"
The pictures can take up to whole day to appear; you only need to post once and then just wait a bit.
edit: ... *blinks* oh and no, am not trying to compete here; get a grip people... :s
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Heff
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Posted - 2003.08.11 23:07:00 -
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Edited by: Heff on 13/08/2003 23:26:29
"...along with a brief listing of your turn-onÆs and turn-offÆs. Any extra flavor you decide to add is encouraged."
Our next playmate will not be selected on looks alone. I see hundreds of starved sex kittens every day -- wow me!
Heff
President, Playboy Enterprises
[email protected]
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yarr
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Posted - 2003.08.11 23:11:00 -
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Edited by: yarr on 11/08/2003 23:12:50
pah, look at all the !'s. These newbie chicks don't stand a chance against the mature woman...
oh, wait, it's all the same chick.
If you want me to wow you heff, just tell me where you're mining...
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swan lazarus
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Posted - 2003.08.11 23:13:00 -
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This should be easy 
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Elegance
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Posted - 2003.08.11 23:25:00 -
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*smiles*
Turn ons:
Brutor flyboys
Amarrian fetish wear
Slave master roleplay stuff
Binary sunsets
Turn offs:
Drippy Gallente men, partial to the odd female though
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Calia Stormrage
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Posted - 2003.08.11 23:37:00 -
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Turn on's:
Fit men ... and women.
Great pasta.
Fluorescant Pod juice.
Thorax shaped ships.
Turn off's:
All Amarr males, damn they are ugly.
Slow ships.
People who get podded.
Sidenote; hating amarr males is partially to do with being forced into the job of sexslave for a while ... dirty buggers but lots of experience now if you know what i mean  .
The right path is not easily chosen.
Walk into the light and be redeemed.
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Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.08.11 23:40:00 -
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Turn ons:
- Heff: Youz a sexy little thang. I just wanna gobble you up
- I likes them pork rinds
- lite beer
- A fat welfare check
- Phat child support checks
- The home shoppin' network
- ISK (any1 elses but mine)
- chewin' tobaccer
- long walks thru da trailer park and then a quick romp in a camaro.
- ex-cons
- ex-ex-cons
- men
- women who look like men
- big, long, hard, thoraxes (except ones with micro-warp drives).
- rap music.. any excuse to work it!
Turn offs:
- none. I take wut i kin git.
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Mitch Taylor
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Posted - 2003.08.12 00:45:00 -
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Its not looking good so far Heff, not quite up to last months caliber
Where are all the intaki girlies? Only good thing about the gallente is intaki girlies.....
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Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.08.12 00:51:00 -
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Wut u mean Mitch? You dissin' me? I otta slap yous down like a lil puppy and show yous wut a real woman kin do. Maybe you isn't man enuff for sum brutor luvin'.
Do you have money?
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Thay
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Posted - 2003.08.12 01:10:00 -
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You know when the contest isn't working when the women look worse then the last nightmare you had. Brutilda give it a rest. You look like you've been spaced a couple of times and there wasn't a clone left for you. This contest needs some real women. I talking about Amarr women.
Long live the empire.
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Phalen Vouland
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Posted - 2003.08.12 01:18:00 -
[25]
Stupid picture wont pop up :-)
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Siris
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Posted - 2003.08.12 02:06:00 -
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I dont like war and peace and such...
but I do like the sound of pod-popping.
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Syphin
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Posted - 2003.08.12 02:13:00 -
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These girls are a little rough for me. It seems all of them like the sound of poor men getting podded. Where are the girls who like a nice sensitive guy like me?
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Siris
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Posted - 2003.08.12 02:38:00 -
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 Quote:
These girls are a little rough for me. It seems all of them like the sound of poor men getting podded. Where are the girls who like a nice sensitive guy like me?
I think it's mostly other sensitive guys that likes sensitive guys like you.
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Aribeth
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Posted - 2003.08.12 02:43:00 -
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Turn ons:
Heff! every busty blonde loves heff
Big long....ships
That poor Jove who was in the accident, what was his name? Veniel?
Puppies
Turn offs:
Those other Mags....
Tank CEO
Quafe
Boys in pods
"Cry havok and let slip the dogs of war." |
Barbi
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Posted - 2003.08.12 04:14:00 -
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Turn Ons:
* Floating through space in my ship while lying in front of one of the viewing windows on my silk sheets.
* Long strolls through the markets of shopping stations.
* Exploring the ruins of abandoned stations and ship wrecks.
Turn Offs:
* Overly violent men, I like guns, but I don't need to hear about how big his Dual 250 Rail is.
* Men who drink Quafe, the stuff rots your teeth you know?
* Slavers - you don't need slaves, I'll be your naughty girl :)
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Savada
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Posted - 2003.08.12 04:51:00 -
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I think I'll join this month's contest for funzies..
Turn Ons:
Black rose veils
Apoc bships
Rough pirates
Your mom
Turn Offs:
Mining
Pilots without a sense of humor
Manufactuers desperate enough to sell their products at cost or lower
Jovians--Damn they're ugly!
Don't hate me because I'm awesome. |
Gan Howorth
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Posted - 2003.08.12 05:12:00 -
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Ok well Savada's got my vote!
Oh why oh why can't you be real!
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Mimiru
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Posted - 2003.08.12 05:13:00 -
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Edited by: Mimiru on 12/08/2003 05:14:23
Turn ons:
Long walks on the beach
sunsets
good kisser
Popping pods
chocolate
Turn offs:
people who are mean to animals (including minmatars)
miners
people with frigates
care bear lamers.
hmm big !, sexy 
<Ap0k> "MIM: Like Gangrenous Body Parts without the amputation!" |
Teen
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Posted - 2003.08.12 05:19:00 -
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turn-ons:
anything thorax-shaped
turn-offs:
...turn-OFFs? i don't get it...
i AM t3h cutest ;)
Miss August 2003 - http://eve.unnerf.com/ |
Savada
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Posted - 2003.08.12 05:55:00 -
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Quote:
Ok well Savada's got my vote!
Oh why oh why can't you be real!
Aww *Blush* 
Don't hate me because I'm awesome. |
Scientisa
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Posted - 2003.08.12 06:07:00 -
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Am I sexy enough?
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Scientisa
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Posted - 2003.08.12 06:09:00 -
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Well unless you are into sexy exclamation points, I guess Im not your kind of punctuation.
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Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.08.12 06:11:00 -
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Quote:
Quote:
Ok well Savada's got my vote!
Oh why oh why can't you be real!
Aww *Blush*
Savada, wuts that nappy-ass space weave you got goin' on girl?
Gan, u got no taste at all. Try a real woman on 4 size.
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Hottie
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Posted - 2003.08.12 06:15:00 -
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Edited by: Hottie on 12/08/2003 06:18:28
Hello my fellow Eve-ites! We'll I won't go into details because you have to get to know me to really get to know me.
Turns On:
Large naked Bistot rocks, you know, the ones with 600+ ore in them. I love to gobble them down.
"Skill Training Completed" It just gives me goosebumps down my...
An evening with a hunky male miner in some lonely hidden asteroid belt. Hopefully his indy driving cousin can show some discression.
The Dominix Battleship. Hehe, Hottie's Dominix...sounds perfect.
Turn Offs:
"The Asteroid Has Left <The System> <N> Seconds Ago". I'm so happy they fixed it but it still upset me greatly when it happened. All those popups in my*****pit, yuck!
Drone Interfacing Level 5 training time and Astrogeology Level 5 training. My parents didn't raise a dummy but these are difficult studies for me.
Goals in Life:
Obtain a Miner 2 BPC so I can really show those rocks who is boss.
To see myself in the bright lights on a billboard somewhere in Gallente space so my parents can see me everyday they drive to work.
Chao! xxx ooo xxx
P.S. Teen, you look just yummy! You're making Hottie hot!
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Gan Howorth
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Posted - 2003.08.12 06:29:00 -
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Quote:
Gan, u got no taste at all. Try a real woman on 4 size.
Well as much as l'd like to gaze lovingly into your eyes Brutilda...er you ain't got none!
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Dreanne
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Posted - 2003.08.12 07:29:00 -
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Heff, don't cha know...a picture is worth a 1000 words. Feast your eyes on me!
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Now where's that Avatar pic, my ! is so unflattering. |
Quantum Matrix
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Posted - 2003.08.12 07:41:00 -
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There are a few ridiculously hot non-existant babes on this forum. Geeze, if CCP did something right it's that they made the babes hot. Wow.
-QM
What do we want?
Brains!
When do we want them?
Brains! |
Discorporation
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Posted - 2003.08.12 07:42:00 -
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Too bad they didn't do the same for wrinkley old Amarr =|
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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Isla
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Posted - 2003.08.12 07:47:00 -
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I would like to enter the competition.
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Kimi
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Posted - 2003.08.12 07:55:00 -
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I would apply, but I have to travel to Amarr space to accept the award when I win, and right now the Amarr Navy is shooting at me...
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Imana
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Posted - 2003.08.12 08:05:00 -
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Firery red hair and the attitude to match. I like my men strong-willed and smart enough to know when they can and can not get into the bath with me.
Turn Ons:
Men who can handle thier equipment
Stations with a view
Shiny things
Turn Offs:
Long waits at stations
The lack of Nocxium in my hanger... and Zydrine and Megacyte
Ships without a hot shower
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yarr
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Posted - 2003.08.12 08:43:00 -
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Ugh, too many ladies playing the bisexual card here...
You don't see much of that from the men... yet...
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Alessia Storm
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Posted - 2003.08.12 08:44:00 -
[48]
_stormy days. nuff said.
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Mela
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Posted - 2003.08.12 08:44:00 -
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If yall like minmatarr brew, then yall like me.
Better hola at me, when i am in ur system...
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Shadm Hellary
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Posted - 2003.08.12 09:05:00 -
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Riddari
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Posted - 2003.08.12 09:25:00 -
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Quote:
Ugh, too many ladies playing the bisexual card here...
You don't see much of that from the men... yet...
Hey we are waiting for the Mr. August competition! Oh and I'll allow the dripping ones to get the male votes then... my tachyon beams are for me and my lady escort of the evening only.
Regarding the Ms. August competition, I'm not sure Teen is allowed to enter.. this surely must have an age limit of 18 ?
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Kween
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Posted - 2003.08.12 09:30:00 -
[52]
Still in time to join the party ?
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Tequila Tart
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Posted - 2003.08.12 09:36:00 -
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I luv zero-grav mud wrestling.
Turn offs? I guess there must be some ... how about tourists that steal your booze instead of joining in the mudbath. |
Aeryn
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Posted - 2003.08.12 09:39:00 -
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Turn-ons:
- Leather-clad*****pits.
- Well-behaved men who know what they want.
- Badly-behaved men who need punishment.
Turn-offs:
- Weak men.
- Weak women.
Heff - kneel! ******s whip*
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Kween
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Posted - 2003.08.12 09:59:00 -
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Edited by: Kween on 12/08/2003 10:00:34
Turn-ons:
- silk underwears
- trance music
- making love while orbiting close to starfire
Turn-offs:
- old amarr monarcs
- industrial ships
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Jim Diggery
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Posted - 2003.08.12 11:04:00 -
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Edited by: Jim Diggery on 12/08/2003 11:08:55
Well after looking at all the current candidates, my money is on Teen, damn she is Hot!!!
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Daphne Moon
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Posted - 2003.08.12 11:13:00 -
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Edited by: Daphne Moon on 12/08/2003 11:28:37
Edited by: Daphne Moon on 12/08/2003 11:21:06
Turn ons:
Any guy who can last longer than a Ramones song
A sophisticated evening of chilli con carne, tequila and a moshpit
Raiding convoys and selling the loot back to the owners
Turn offs:
Beast pilots (they obviously have 'size issues')
Guys who can't mosh
Quafe breath |
Alotta Fagina
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Posted - 2003.08.12 11:23:00 -
[58]
playmate is HERE
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Hermite
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Posted - 2003.08.12 12:02:00 -
[59]
Me definetly
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Saera Ezliha
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Posted - 2003.08.12 12:05:00 -
[60]
Edited by: Saera Ezliha on 12/08/2003 12:13:41
here I am :)
There is nobody out there refining the hard items as efficient as me......
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Riddari
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Posted - 2003.08.12 12:07:00 -
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spooky
Both Hermite and Saera Ezliha look like two (different!) women I know
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.08.12 12:08:00 -
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Just invite me to the mansion Heff, you won't regret it....
This is what you will look like
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.08.12 12:30:00 -
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Did anyone notice how much Mercy looked like Jade Constantine? Twins? So far it's Barbi or Mercy for me. Heff your a lucky dog.
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Alesha Oreskovich
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Posted - 2003.08.12 12:31:00 -
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I would join this ...but donŠt know how to add my picture in the window thingy...
but iŠm hot
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Alesha Oreskovich
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Posted - 2003.08.12 12:31:00 -
[65]
YESSS!!! it workŠs
do I win?
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ROFL
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Posted - 2003.08.12 12:43:00 -
[66]
<--- Empress ROFL shall grace the Playboy Publication
Thats 'R'eally 'O'pulent 'F'acinating 'L'ady
Not only that but if you don't pick me I'll carve my name in your hull with tachyons beams.
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Ruby LeFonte
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Posted - 2003.08.12 13:43:00 -
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Turn ons:
Big mining lasers, sorry boys... size does matter;
Ogre drones ripping through dirty rats;
The sight of 8 Harvey's ripping through rock;
Galk in his Battleship or Pels in his Thorax
Turn offs:
Ore thieves;
Veldspar
Mining lasers II that cost 5,5M isk
Just because we are paranoid, doesn't mean you're not out to get us. |
Jun'ko Zane
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Posted - 2003.08.12 13:52:00 -
[68]
yada yada world peace and feed the hungry one's
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Krackken
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Posted - 2003.08.12 14:22:00 -
[69]
How do I get a date with Alesha Oreskovich?
Is there skill training for that?
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Saera Ezliha
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Posted - 2003.08.12 14:59:00 -
[70]
anyone giving me a mining laser 2 can be assured some very close and intimate encounters with me
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.08.12 15:05:00 -
[71]
Except they can buy better looking Minamatar slaves for a few ISK.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Kiran Kidashuen
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Posted - 2003.08.12 15:17:00 -
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Turn On's,
Big Hairy men
Smooth hands
Scruffy beards
Turn Off's,
Short guys
Shyness
men who do not enjoy a good FRISK every now and again
I also enjoy Sun bathing in my Slasher. And exploring uncharted territory being chased by large battleships.
Mmmmmm I do love em large
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Phalen Vouland
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Posted - 2003.08.12 16:53:00 -
[73]
You will submit to my Jovian breast implants
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.08.12 16:58:00 -
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so you mean your ******* have varicose veins now?
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Riddari
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Posted - 2003.08.12 17:07:00 -
[75]
Quote:
so you mean your ******* have varicose veins now?
That's not nice! Nor a pretty thought 
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Synapse Archae
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Posted - 2003.08.12 17:14:00 -
[76]
I wouldn't stoop so low as to post my prefernces here, but my image is as public as it gets. I too am in the running.
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Everyone deserves a chance to live.
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She Devil
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Posted - 2003.08.12 17:16:00 -
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Edited by: She Devil on 12/08/2003 17:32:41
I'm just another Gallente girl with that crazy headdress .
I love how my ID picture turned out though! I mean, am I sassy? perhaps I'm being mischievous? or maybe I'm just a coy little devil .
You'll just have to step into my pod and find out (women and men, I'm an equal opportunity kinda girl.) ^_^
Ooh, what turns me on? Hmm, lemme think about that one. Well nice guys and nice girls turn me on, then again, so do bad guys and girls... rough guys, rough girls, gentle guys, gentle girls, Amarr guys, Amarr girls, Caldari guys, Caldari girls, Minmatar guys, Minmatar girls, Gallente guys, Gallente girls, submissive guys, submissive girls, dominant guys, dominant girls... Whew... <panting> hee hee, yeah, that sounds about right ^_^
Turnoffs? Joves... they're born and raised in tubes, not sure, but I would assume none of them have had any practice lately :P
Edit: Oh, and Alesha Oreskovich is also a turn on, love the choker sweetie, VERY cute. |
Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.08.12 18:12:00 -
[78]
Hos. All of you. I'm by far the sexiest. Vote for me.
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djrouz
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Posted - 2003.08.12 18:28:00 -
[79]
turn on's : Heff
eve online is a game, have fun |
afnueclka
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Posted - 2003.08.12 19:00:00 -
[80]
Afnueclka, from my gf |
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Vae Victis
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Posted - 2003.08.12 19:00:00 -
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There is just something about that Iteron Mark V. It is so BIG and LONG...
XOX
Vae
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Mitch Taylor
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Posted - 2003.08.12 19:04:00 -
[82]
Ah at last, an attractive Caldari woman
djrouz is by far the fitest so far
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CashMoney
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Posted - 2003.08.12 20:40:00 -
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My turn ons are men with big long gigantic.........battleships. I love a man in power.
Turn offs are the men who cant even buy their own ride and have to use the shuttle.
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Miho Akahoshi
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Posted - 2003.08.12 21:31:00 -
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I vote Maud Dib. Not only does he look like Quentin Tarantino, but his name is a killing word.
Kabuki TransSolar, because all the worlds a stage... |
nails
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Posted - 2003.08.12 21:39:00 -
[85]
turn ons: pink frilled panties
turn offs: pantie vending machines.
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http://ota-corps.otaku.jp -- Anime l33t level
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Ad'rena
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Posted - 2003.08.12 21:49:00 -
[86]
Turn on: Frozen corpses...
Turn Off: everything romantic.... |
la'Rei
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Posted - 2003.08.12 21:50:00 -
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Edited by: la'Rei on 12/08/2003 21:54:00
Turnons,
Corpses
Big pirates
Big ships
Apocs
Turnoffs,
Liveing people
Miners
Indy pilots
minmtars
minmtars who think they can kill me
minmtars in amarr ships
gallate girls who think their sexy.
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Trolling is bad. Please dont do it.
-rei |
Aturayd
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Posted - 2003.08.12 22:13:00 -
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Edited by: Aturayd on 12/08/2003 22:18:13
Geez cant you people come up with an avatar thats actually hot?! My taste is more of a girly girl.. not a manly girl.... or minmatar, or amarr.
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Lustre
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Posted - 2003.08.12 23:07:00 -
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Hey Aturayd, I'm a girly girl and too polite to discuss my preferences. Maybe Minmatar but half Gallente, if you wanna be the half
Lusty Lustre
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colla tidet
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Posted - 2003.08.12 23:08:00 -
[90]
Teen...
"Let us have faith that right makes right, and in that faith let us to the end dare to do our duty as we understand it."
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Tabitha Delzoun
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Posted - 2003.08.12 23:16:00 -
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Turn On's
Big hunky minmatar men.
Huge battleships.
Zydrine.
Pretty lite space stations.
Unusual warp siginutes.
Turn off's
Frozen corpses.
Amarr slavers.
Tab's
xxx
'Now if that doesn't prove I'm a bird I don't know what does lol'
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Lactrodectus Mactan
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Posted - 2003.08.12 23:18:00 -
[92]
Hmmm!!!!
Turn On's
The quiet one's
Lactrodectus Mactan
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Stavros
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Posted - 2003.08.12 23:18:00 -
[93]
pfffft why have a compeition...
when u are a widely renowned pirate the *****es come to u :-P
and if that fails just carry on with the raping and pillaging!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!
Stav
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"Keep On Flaming Lamers, Like Your Ships Did When We Ended You" |
Nova Ivanova
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Posted - 2003.08.12 23:20:00 -
[94]
Edited by: Nova Ivanova on 12/08/2003 23:31:03
Hi there
Turn OnŠs:
When I See Flying Cruise Missiles
Flying At Me.
The Bestower .. Reminds Me Of My Little Playmate.
Caldari Females.
Turn OffŠs:
Jove Males, They are so ... gray?
Stargates, They Make "Small" Nova Look Tiny.
Old Grumpy Male Amarrians.
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la'Rei
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Posted - 2003.08.12 23:21:00 -
[95]
Quote:
pfffft why have a compeition...
when u are a widely renowned pirate the *****es come to u :-P
and if that fails just carry on with the raping and pillaging!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!
Stav
Your such a hunk stav...
-rei
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-rei |
shirayuki
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Posted - 2003.08.13 00:14:00 -
[96]
I hope I'm not to be this month's playmate :)
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SC0RPIAN
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Posted - 2003.08.13 00:46:00 -
[97]
I vote for nails!
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Derkan
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Posted - 2003.08.13 01:00:00 -
[98]
Can we vote Brutilda off this contest? She looks like a large shipping truck ran over her. Shes the gal that slaver's won't even touch. Can we get her off this contest please??? hehehe She can't even speak right. Brutilda looks like a Minmatar Male, which are even more ugly. Brutilda looks like she got beat by the ugly stick. Fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. You get the picture. Uggg I don't even feel like playing with my slave girls tonight. Blah!
http://eve-coldfusion.com |
Dandria
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Posted - 2003.08.13 01:20:00 -
[99]
Edited by: Dandria on 13/08/2003 01:22:34
Turn On's:
Log trips in a shuttle with my partner.
Turn Off's:
Anything that sounds like a cow. M0O
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Need a ship? We Have It! |
Sharica Wild
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Posted - 2003.08.13 01:27:00 -
[100]
Okay, so how many isk do I get to take my gear off?
I'm such a material girl really, guess that's why I'm a trader.
.."only boys who save their pennies, make my rainy day"..
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Milos Oberonov
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Posted - 2003.08.13 03:04:00 -
[101]
Quote:
YESSS!!! it workŠs
do I win?
Alesha... how ironic. You are Minmatar, and I Gallente, yet somehow you seem as a sister to me...
I will have to ask my cousin Mischa Skolnikov if we have any family connections among the Minmatar. It wouldn't surprise me... I had some great-uncles who really got around.
"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will one day plow for those who don't." -T. Jefferson |
DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2003.08.13 03:39:00 -
[102]
Edited by: DigitalCommunist on 13/08/2003 03:39:45
hehe funny
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Perpetually driven, your end is our beginning.
"Can I be a consultant for EVE II?" - WhiteDwarf |
Kayla Isis
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Posted - 2003.08.13 03:40:00 -
[103]
hello
my turn on's include:
-cruise missles
-hunting pkers
-electronic warfare
-listening to the ambient music in New Eden
-participating in corp events
my turn off's are:
-pirates
-thieves
-liars
-scammers
-local channel spammers
-gate campers
-trade channel
-anything less than an "excellent" hit
-minmatar ships
thanks, hope i win :)
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Li'andra
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Posted - 2003.08.13 04:27:00 -
[104]
Sorry boys, nothing beats a half stoned blue eyed blonde for a playmate. The CFM eyes help (comeFme)
Turn Ons:
Any position
Any race/species/sex (except those ugly Amarr!)
Any phallis (includes thorax/stabber)
Turn Offs:
CTD
Pirates with premature.... well you know
Damn European electrical, doesn't work with my ummmm devices 
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la'Rei
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Posted - 2003.08.13 04:50:00 -
[105]
Quote:
Turn Ons:
Any position
Any race/species/sex (except those ugly Amarr!)
Any phallis (includes thorax/stabber)
Are you sugesting StavrOs aint sexy? I'll friggin KILL YOU FOR SAYING MAH MAN IS UGLY!!! COME OUT AND LET ME POD YOU A$$!!!!!!
-rei
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-rei |
Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.08.13 05:30:00 -
[106]
Derkan, you no u want me. I am gunna win dis contest cuz I m sexy. all dese hos don got no chance.
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Sara Kerrigan
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Posted - 2003.08.13 05:51:00 -
[107]
Edited by: Sara Kerrigan on 13/08/2003 05:57:37
You can sign me up, hun~
Turn On's:
Long, smooth Thorax Cruisers. Very sleek :)
Electronic Warfare
Hull Penetration
Turn Off's:
Griefers, Exploiters, Liers
Whiners
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The Kerrigan Chronicles |
Ren Kulu
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Posted - 2003.08.13 06:03:00 -
[108]
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Prada G
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Posted - 2003.08.13 06:18:00 -
[109]
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Icea
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Posted - 2003.08.13 06:48:00 -
[110]
Hi |
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Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.08.13 07:59:00 -
[111]
la'Rei, YOU GO GIRL!
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Riddari
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Posted - 2003.08.13 08:11:00 -
[112]
Kayla Isis looking good
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a history |
Phazula
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Posted - 2003.08.13 08:50:00 -
[113]
Well, I wouldn't normally enter these types of competitions as I'm a shy person. But a friend told me to enter... So here I am.
I'd just like quote two short paragraphs from Desiderata dated 1692 (St Pauls Catherdral, Baltimore). I hold these dear to me and I think its extremely applicable and everyone should take note of.
"You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and stars. Whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should."
and
"With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, its still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy".
And with that, I bid you goodnight.
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ImEasy
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Posted - 2003.08.13 08:55:00 -
[114]
None are prettier than the Amarr
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Im Easy....work it out for yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.08.13 09:13:00 -
[115]
ANOTHER nappy Amarr weave. girl, you go down to the salon and get your money back.
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Jim Diggery
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Posted - 2003.08.13 09:36:00 -
[116]
"With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, its still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy".
And for this beautiful world there is an even more beautiful face. I am overjoyed to see my favourite face in Eve apply for Miss August. You got my vote Phazula!
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la'Rei
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Posted - 2003.08.13 09:50:00 -
[117]
Jeez, what is it with these skanky minitar girls? they think they can just waltz around, and think their better?
1. greasy hair that hasnt been washed in 12 years AINT NICE.
2. Take a bath once in a while... you *NEED* it.
3. what's that god awful stench? on it's your pet Feto.
4. Stop *****ing on us amarrian lasses because we are pritter, more civilized, and most of all... CLEANER.
-rei
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-rei |
clandestinity
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Posted - 2003.08.13 10:01:00 -
[118]
I just want to come to the mansion.
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TimeIsRed
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Posted - 2003.08.13 10:56:00 -
[119]
I am generic; you are special...
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GALAGA
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Posted - 2003.08.13 10:59:00 -
[120]
Ok Heff, so far Teen has my vote.
But that Brutilda reminds me of Broom Hilda so much!!
Is she from a biomass recycling attempt that went horibly wrong?
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"The Light shineth in the darkness, and the darkness comprehended it not." |
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Star Omega
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Posted - 2003.08.13 11:10:00 -
[121]
Edited by: Star Omega on 13/08/2003 11:12:47
Im the one your looking for
I enjoy hits from the bong and pod racing!.
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Endyl
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Posted - 2003.08.13 11:48:00 -
[122]
My vote goes to Lactrodectus, she looks like a funny personality.
Dandria come 2nd, because she look like a doll, and such pretty eyes ***** me off. :P
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Manora
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Posted - 2003.08.13 11:52:00 -
[123]
yay!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.08.13 11:59:00 -
[124]
Thanks Miho.
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PsychoBitch
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Posted - 2003.08.13 12:21:00 -
[125]
Dare I say that Brutilda may win <G>
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Psycho*****
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: [email protected]
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.08.13 12:31:00 -
[126]
I find psycho***** strangely alluring
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Dead
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StarWolfer
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Posted - 2003.08.13 12:50:00 -
[127]
Yes, I must say my vote also goes to Teen
Very nicely done character
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Ayanami
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Posted - 2003.08.13 13:02:00 -
[128]
Hi, my names Ayanami and i like huge powerful computers and electronic music. I take my *****-cat everywhere
Like:
Playing video games with my cat watching
Stomping peoples heads in with my cat watching
Dislikes:
Being without my cat
If your hot enough drop me an eve-mail and you can come around and make babies.
x
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Daphne Moon
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Posted - 2003.08.13 13:06:00 -
[129]
Quote:
Yes, I must say my vote also goes to Teen
Very nicely done character
*cough* jailbait *cough*
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Hey ho, let's go! |
Angry Sheep
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Posted - 2003.08.13 14:05:00 -
[130]
I like hard drink, a heart beat and dark rooms
I dislike foundation, pearl necklaces and shoulder pads.
It's a Dog eat Dog World out there and I'm wearing Milky Bone underwear
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Rhed
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Posted - 2003.08.13 14:45:00 -
[131]
Hey, there space cowboys!
Turn ons include:
Frozen Pirate Corpses
Ark 'Roids
Men (unless they're pirates - see Frozen Pirate Corpses)
Women (unless they're pirates - see Frozen Pirate Corpses)
Fair Traders
Cashing in Bounties
Turn off's include:
My Frozen Corpse
Paying 'Tolls'
Not having the chance to pay a toll :)
Men (boys) with less than 18 yrs maturity
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Kayla Isis
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Posted - 2003.08.13 14:51:00 -
[132]
This thread is interesting, lots of unique ladies .. hope I win :)
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Malloy
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Posted - 2003.08.13 15:09:00 -
[133]
Can I suggest that one of the events be a circuit in a cruiser?
That way you can tell if the entrant has been artifically created for this contest or not.
Apart from newbies.
And if you care
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Tekla
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Posted - 2003.08.13 15:25:00 -
[134]
Edited by: Tekla on 13/08/2003 15:26:27
Oooh, this is gonna be close.
turn-ons: big heavy lasers, rugged men, the occasional Gallente chick, 3-somes and spiced wine
turn-offs: jovian implants, minmatar ships, scordite
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liannean
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Posted - 2003.08.13 15:34:00 -
[135]
I'm a rather shy girl, and I prefer it when people make decisions for me.
I believe that every girl needs a man to help and assist her.
I guess you can call me old-fashioned
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Daphne Moon
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Posted - 2003.08.13 15:46:00 -
[136]
Quote:
I'm a rather shy girl, and I prefer it when people make decisions for me.
I believe that every girl needs a man to help and assist her.
I guess you can call me old-fashioned
I do hope you're joking - don't you know what a guy uses to make 99% of his decisions? Clue: it ain't his brain!
There's nothing wrong with being shy, but come on, show at least a little sass, sister!
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Hey ho, let's go! |
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.08.13 15:48:00 -
[137]
Quote:
I'm a rather shy girl, and I prefer it when people make decisions for me.
I believe that every girl needs a man to help and assist her.
I guess you can call me old-fashioned
your makeup definitely needs help.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Riddari
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Posted - 2003.08.13 15:59:00 -
[138]
I think Daesdemona should join the jury.. she does after all comment on nearly every single contestant anyways
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a history |
Kozak
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Posted - 2003.08.13 16:09:00 -
[139]
Turn ons:
*******s
Turn offs:
Non-*******s
When's Playgirl gonna have their contest?
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.08.13 16:11:00 -
[140]
Edited by: Zezman on 13/08/2003 16:11:11
Quote:
Am I sexy enough?
Scientisa is Definitaly
(»)(»)
À\Oo/
À=\/=
This is Rat. It is a vermin. It has eaten all of Bunny's lettuce. |
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Morituri
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Posted - 2003.08.13 16:33:00 -
[141]
turn-ons:
men with large bounties
asymmetrical ships
blue, blue, and more blue
goths and punks
turn-offs:
gallente that look like they're too stoned to fly (hahh... there's a reversal)
egocentric nobodies
and uppity Amarr skanky hos.
love ya!
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te saluto! |
Tyr Bowman
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Posted - 2003.08.13 17:14:00 -
[142]
Hey guys lay off liannean, she's cute in her own way.
My vote would go to Barbi on the second page though. Can't resist an attractive Caldari woman!
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Roulette
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Posted - 2003.08.13 17:50:00 -
[143]
Teen should win ;)
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the Fiend
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Posted - 2003.08.13 18:32:00 -
[144]
Be honest. I am swell! You all know it.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.08.13 19:38:00 -
[145]
Yeah, Liannean sort of has that Dark Princess thing going for her. Make you want to be bad, bad,bad. 
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Lactrodectus Mactan
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Posted - 2003.08.13 19:57:00 -
[146]
Thank you Endyl, its not often a lonely latin widow gets a complement.
Your right I am a funny girl, Come round and you'll die laughing
Latrodectus Mactan
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L'Kana
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Posted - 2003.08.13 19:57:00 -
[147]
How about me?
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CashMoney
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Posted - 2003.08.13 20:14:00 -
[148]
I am sexy as hell. Why do you others continue to submit your application in hopes of beating me? Just look at my body and I sure dont have a butter face. I win you other girls lose. You are butt ugly so just stop trying!!! |
Lilith
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Posted - 2003.08.13 20:29:00 -
[149]
For Shame!
Selling yourselves as Slaves to Heff.
You yourselves are worse than the Amarr slavers could ever be.
What you have done to the sacred Rituals Of Love that my Lady Inanna hosted is blasphemy.
There is no need to depreciate yourselves. Rise above this male-control-freak bonding and show them who is really boss!
Likes:
Angels going down in flames.
Slavers going down in flames.
Sacred Sex.
Dislikes:
Going down in flames
Exile at the edge of the Wastelands
Hearing my children's death screams.
Contests that are degrading to women
Better to be an enemy than a slave. |
liannean
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Posted - 2003.08.13 20:32:00 -
[150]
Id like to add, that I do not have had any children.
And I believe the key to a good relationship, is to pleasure the other party in any suitable way.
Its just the way I';ve been brought up
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Savada
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Posted - 2003.08.13 21:03:00 -
[151]
I'm confused Lilith...
You complain about the contest being degrading to women, but then you enter it? What would you do if you won? Would you be happy or would you feel dirty
Don't hate me because I'm awesome. |
Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.08.13 22:17:00 -
[152]
U dissin' me?? I outta pimp-slap u down like da ho dat u r. u just jealous cuz ur man wuz all over my bizness talkin' bout how sexy i m.
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Stavros
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Posted - 2003.08.13 22:45:00 -
[153]
Edited by: Stavros on 13/08/2003 22:45:35
haaaaaaaaaar i r soo sexy I should be miss whatever! yAAAAAR1
i workout daily by beating minmattar slaves to death with a big 12inch rubber nob! GAAAAAAR!
nothing like strangling slave children to work those abs and pecs either!
coming soon, get fit and kill scummy slaves with Stavros - the great new fitness video all the family can enjoy! YAAAR! Give it to granma for xmas! Buy now get FREE 12inch rubber nob with EVERY purchase!!!
HAAAAR!
Stavros - TEH TEH TEH SEX0r OMG OMG OMG !!1!!1
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"Keep On Flaming Lamers, Like Your Ships Did When We Ended You" |
Riddari
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Posted - 2003.08.13 22:46:00 -
[154]
Quote:
U dissin' me?? I outta pimp-slap u down like da ho dat u r. u just jealous cuz ur man wuz all over my bizness talkin' bout how sexy i m.
Stavros!!
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a history |
Savada
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Posted - 2003.08.13 22:51:00 -
[155]
Sign me up Stav! I'm always looking for new ways to get in shape. I need something to do with my slaves since I can't keep them in my ship to clean it in Gallante space anymore...
Don't hate me because I'm awesome. |
Lilith
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Posted - 2003.08.13 22:55:00 -
[156]
oh dear, Savada, I think you missed my point.
cf; my dislikes.
No, I wouldn't enter this contest unless Inanna bade me to, and then, it would be under protest.
We women of all the races could unite and clean up this terrible mess that the men have been creating since... creation. ;)
But then, I guess, life would be boring.
And Stavros... no worries hon, you'll get yours.
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Better to be an enemy than a slave. |
Kimi
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Posted - 2003.08.13 23:24:00 -
[157]
Any girl that would lower themselves into depravity just to wear a pair of bunny ears has a real self esteem problem.
These are probably the same ones that lack self confidence so much that they are fueling the black market in those organ implant devices. Why do you REALLY think that Amarr is out of Silicon all of a sudden?
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Lysithea
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Posted - 2003.08.13 23:25:00 -
[158]
You either have it or you don't. Clearly, I do.
Turn-on's
Men
Women
Sex
Turn-Off's
Poor programming
Favoritism
Halitosis
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la'Rei
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Posted - 2003.08.13 23:26:00 -
[159]
Quote:
Edited by: Stavros on 13/08/2003 22:45:35
haaaaaaaaaar i r soo sexy I should be miss whatever! yAAAAAR1
i workout daily by beating minmattar slaves to death with a big 12inch rubber nob! GAAAAAAR!
nothing like strangling slave children to work those abs and pecs either!
coming soon, get fit and kill scummy slaves with Stavros - the great new fitness video all the family can enjoy! YAAAR! Give it to granma for xmas! Buy now get FREE 12inch rubber nob with EVERY purchase!!!
HAAAAR!
Stavros - TEH TEH TEH SEX0r OMG OMG OMG !!1!!1
I love you stav!!! your such a hunk.... why are all the good men pirates? wait... can I be a pirate on YOUR SHIP!?!!
-rei
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Trolling is bad. Please dont do it.
-rei |
Intruders
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Posted - 2003.08.14 00:00:00 -
[160]
What kind of online perversion is this, voting for a beauty contest for imaginary avatars..an event fit only to be studied by clinical psychology as the new disturbing trend of onnline communities..guess the World Of EVE..Weve as they call it..can corrupt an otherwise normal and healthy mind without doubt..
I guess I can place my vote to Lilith, she has that innocent look but something in her deep thoughtfull eyes spells out that sexy Minmattarish kind of brutality every propper sadistick Amarrian master would like to display to his unfortunate Minmattar slaves..You love what you hate..you hate what you love..
Come on over baby and ride my sexy Armagedon!!
Btw which looks too sexy for a ship, arousing sighs to every woman pilot that happens to cross its path..(someone post a printscreen)
Every man lives..but not every man dies!
My sig sux |
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Lady Chatterly
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Posted - 2003.08.14 00:58:00 -
[161]
I I too late to be concidered?
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Azure Skyclad
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Posted - 2003.08.14 01:38:00 -
[162]
Savada? Get your own "look" dear.
...and a Ni-Kunni who goes in for the whole slave thing? Oh dear, stupid, treacherous andunoriginal?
I wonder how you find the time to breathe!
La Maison de tous Les Plaisirs
Star Fraction
http://www.voodoorockers.co.uk/ |
Lilandri
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Posted - 2003.08.14 02:47:00 -
[163]
Edited by: Lilandri on 14/08/2003 02:55:24
Edited by: Lilandri on 14/08/2003 02:51:02
Hello everyone, I got tired of seeing all of these gallente and carldari tramps, and not enough of us minmatar beauties..who said battle scars can't be sexy?
Turn ons:
My 44MM "pleasure" rail
Amarr women in black leather(I don't mind being a slave for them)
Jovian mutants with 2 4-inch tongues :) Who cares what they look like, I won't see their faces where I'm sitting...
My clone, she does some nasty stuff :)
Turn offs:
Amarr Males, they cry when you draw blood..
Quafe....my lips were red before I got addicted to this stuff...
Any ship that doesn't have the cap to go the distance on those long jumps.
Any man who uses the line, "do you wanna see my cu vapour..."
Lilandri
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Candela
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Posted - 2003.08.14 03:33:00 -
[164]
Turn On's:
Men with big..ahem, you know.
Fusion powered toys
Stabher..O! I mean Stabbers
Turn Off's:
Stavros..too scrawny.
Damn, Stavros again, he's hiding something behind that robe..tiny itsybit..ahem, you know.
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nails
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Posted - 2003.08.14 04:24:00 -
[165]
I actually find the Fiend to have a very attractive and very well made character. two thumbs up here.
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http://ota-corps.otaku.jp -- Anime l33t level
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Lao Tzu
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Posted - 2003.08.14 07:09:00 -
[166]
Edited by: Lao Tzu on 14/08/2003 07:09:21
opps wrong char
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Emma Frost
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Posted - 2003.08.14 08:05:00 -
[167]
turn on= manga ****, comics, eve, violent movies, nanotechnology.
turn off= the muppets, michael cane, swg, chocolate, bill gates, capitalism.
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nancy boy
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Posted - 2003.08.14 08:20:00 -
[168]
Hef, are you ready to explore new territory...well not exactly new...but I may have a few suprises for you yet boy. |
nancy boy
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Posted - 2003.08.14 08:24:00 -
[169]
I like that background, goes lovely with your hair, Endyl. I love that whole Italian papabear thing you got going on there. My vote goes to Endyl.
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nancy boy
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Posted - 2003.08.14 08:25:00 -
[170]
again, I love the background but Tequila Tart is just to butch
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Bad Girl
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Posted - 2003.08.14 09:46:00 -
[171]
u should see me working with a leash and a whip
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StarWolfer
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Posted - 2003.08.14 10:27:00 -
[172]
Edited by: StarWolfer on 14/08/2003 10:27:21
Quote:
*cough* jailbait *cough*
Ehmmm, what's a Jailbait. Never heared of it, so no idea what you mean by that.
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Daphne Moon
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Posted - 2003.08.14 11:24:00 -
[173]
Quote:
Edited by: StarWolfer on 14/08/2003 10:27:21
Quote:
*cough* jailbait *cough*
Ehmmm, what's a Jailbait. Never heared of it, so no idea what you mean by that.
I mean that with a name like Teen she might be a little too young and if she was found at one of Heff's parties at the mansion he could get into a whole lotta trouble
Always make sure it's legal tender before you spend it
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Hey ho, let's go! |
bullwyff
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Posted - 2003.08.14 13:21:00 -
[174]
well ladys while in space you can always contact me for a foto shoot to add to youre personal portfolio. have al costumes ready. even a copy off heffs bunny. prices negotiabel copys of pictures will do wraaaaaaaaaaaaar
thought he was a chicken but chickens dont run that fast
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XeQtR
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Posted - 2003.08.14 13:23:00 -
[175]
Can I get my cute alt.chars pic here instead of this guy??
<------
If not I nominate Sylena
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=25866
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ImEasy
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Posted - 2003.08.14 13:25:00 -
[176]
Quote:
ANOTHER nappy Amarr weave. girl, you go down to the salon and get your money back.
Go to the clone office and get your face back. Woof woof.
handbags at dawn?
PS: Dawns quite a good lay actually
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Im Easy....work it out for yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Persephonie
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Posted - 2003.08.14 13:53:00 -
[177]
Do i need to say anything? look into my eyes lol
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Lao Tzu
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Posted - 2003.08.14 14:03:00 -
[178]
Edited by: Lao Tzu on 14/08/2003 14:03:58
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Ren Kulu
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Posted - 2003.08.14 14:05:00 -
[179]
<- click
these thumbnails don't show off my sultry looks
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Tara PalmerTomkinson
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Posted - 2003.08.14 14:06:00 -
[180]
Out of the way ladies.
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Windy Whitehall
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Posted - 2003.08.14 14:31:00 -
[181]
Turn ons: Sexy Cladari men. Minmater Brutes, sleek fast deadly ships, diamonds, champayne
Turn Offs: Galantes, ugly Amarrs, concorde, nere beer. george bush(galante), al gore(amarr)
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Tara PalmerTomkinson
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Posted - 2003.08.14 14:41:00 -
[182]
Turn-ons:
Illegitimate men with fat bottoms.
Slightly balding Ni-Kunni Amarrs.
People who work for Frog Morton.
Turn offs
Everything else.
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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2003.08.14 14:42:00 -
[183]
Miss Palmertomkinson, you trying to seduce me?
.
E.T. Radio - designed to enhance your flying experience....
http://radio.evesound.net:8000/evetrance.ogg.m3u |
Oosel
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:05:00 -
[184]
no she was looking in my direction when she said that
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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:08:00 -
[185]
you dont work for Frog Morton
E.T. Radio - designed to enhance your flying experience....
http://radio.evesound.net:8000/evetrance.ogg.m3u |
Thongs
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:26:00 -
[186]
Edited by: Thongs on 14/08/2003 15:28:22
Turn Ons:
ISK
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Thongs
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:30:00 -
[187]
GDI... where's my pic?
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Gun Kata
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:43:00 -
[188]
Miss August eh? Hmmmm
"I have seen everything now."
"Yeah? Have you seen a man eat his own head?" |
Maritima
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Posted - 2003.08.14 16:59:00 -
[189]
Edited by: Maritima on 14/08/2003 17:00:32
Oooooooh, me me me *clapping incessantly like the dirty little girl she is*
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Caelum Atra
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Posted - 2003.08.14 17:02:00 -
[190]
I want in
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.08.14 17:02:00 -
[191]
Quote:
Turn-ons:
Illegitimate men with fat bottoms.
Slightly balding Ni-Kunni Amarrs.
People who work for Frog Morton.
Turn offs
Everything else.
you look like a man.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Kamara Sertiko
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Posted - 2003.08.14 17:06:00 -
[192]
emm here i am \o/
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Diseption Salvage
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Posted - 2003.08.14 18:19:00 -
[193]
I think i broke my nail when i came out of the clonefactory
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Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.08.14 19:17:00 -
[194]
Quote:
Quote:
ANOTHER nappy Amarr weave. girl, you go down to the salon and get your money back.
Go to the clone office and get your face back. Woof woof.
handbags at dawn?
PS: Dawns quite a good lay actually
I ain't the one hiding my face behind a net fish girl!
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Sally
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Posted - 2003.08.14 23:55:00 -
[195]
Turn-ons:
Agents.
Turn-offs:
Pirates.
--
Stories: #1
--
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Derkan
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Posted - 2003.08.15 00:18:00 -
[196]
Surely theres a better looking Minmatar woman out there. Brutilda is UGLY!
http://eve-coldfusion.com |
Elan Doy
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Posted - 2003.08.15 02:27:00 -
[197]
Let me introduce myself, Elan Doy, former model, now public relations for Cygnus X-1.
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Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.08.15 02:40:00 -
[198]
Derkan, yous just sayin that cuz u no u wants me. I m exotic lookin. U jus cant handle a real woman.
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Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.08.15 02:46:00 -
[199]
Quote:
Jeez, what is it with these skanky minitar girls? they think they can just waltz around, and think their better?
1. greasy hair that hasnt been washed in 12 years AINT NICE.
2. Take a bath once in a while... you *NEED* it.
3. what's that god awful stench? on it's your pet Feto.
4. Stop *****ing on us amarrian lasses because we are pritter, more civilized, and most of all... CLEANER.
-rei
1. I washed my nubs jus last week.
2. I dont need no baths to gets my men. My naturul musk is sexy enuff to attract ur man.
3. I jus got dun with ur man. That smell is da smell of our sweet luvin.
4. U gotta clean urselfs up so offen cuz ur men keep throwin u in da trash.
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Vegeta
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Posted - 2003.08.15 03:29:00 -
[200]
whers all da minmatar lasses yarr!
2005.04.25 16:40:42 combat Your 1400mm Howitzer Artillery II perfectly strikes LawrenceNewton [WARAG], wrecking for 2706.9 damage.
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Sophia
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Posted - 2003.08.15 04:22:00 -
[201]
Hello :x
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Lady Isabelle
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Posted - 2003.08.15 04:23:00 -
[202]
amarr rulez.
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She Devil
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Posted - 2003.08.15 04:33:00 -
[203]
Edited by: She Devil on 15/08/2003 04:39:31
Nobody likes me sniff...
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nails
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Posted - 2003.08.15 06:16:00 -
[204]
omg Kamara Sertiko copied my chick! oh well :) mine's still more seductive.
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http://ota-corps.otaku.jp -- Anime l33t level
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XeQtR
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Posted - 2003.08.15 07:41:00 -
[205]
Well, nails.
I must say that hearing you speak on TS is somewhat of a turnoff
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Ren Kulu
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Posted - 2003.08.15 08:02:00 -
[206]
Edited by: Ren Kulu on 15/08/2003 08:02:20
So many bimbos, this thing needs a bit of class
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Mya Areanna
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Posted - 2003.08.15 08:17:00 -
[207]
uh, pick me huh :)
http://jaw.vovoid.com/mya.jpg
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.08.15 12:43:00 -
[208]
That's not true She Devil. It's that we were awe struck by your beauty.
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Vishau
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Posted - 2003.08.15 16:49:00 -
[209]
Edited by: Vishau on 16/08/2003 09:00:48
Move aside all, coming through
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.08.15 17:51:00 -
[210]
Quote:
Quote:
ANOTHER nappy Amarr weave. girl, you go down to the salon and get your money back.
Go to the clone office and get your face back. Woof woof.
handbags at dawn?
PS: Dawns quite a good lay actually
thanks for brightening a crummy day at work.
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
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Lilly Taylor
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Posted - 2003.08.16 04:13:00 -
[211]
Well I hope its not all closed up, I'l throw myself in here, just for for kicks.
Turn Ons:
Entertaining converstaion.
A well designed, tidy ship interior.
Candlelight.
Watching your boyfriend crawl to you when hes done something wrong
Turn Offs:
Boring idiots(*cough*Tank CEO*cough*)
Any Gallente ship.
The harsh neon glow of my laboratory.
Having to crawl to your byfriend twice as hard when you work out the problem was, infact, your fault in the first place.
Oh yes, women like Brutilda, put me right off my dinner she did.
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Ilyana
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Posted - 2003.08.16 08:37:00 -
[212]
'Lo, well I guess I'll enter too since somebody asked for more minmatar (l)asses.
Turn-ons:
- Pretty much everyone in the Jove brotherhood (Ouria...purrrr..)
- Frigates
Turn-offs:
- Battleships
- Harry Podder wannabees
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Jackanape
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Posted - 2003.08.17 02:47:00 -
[213]
And what about me? Sultry, smokey, and really quite nice.
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Higara
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Posted - 2003.08.17 03:32:00 -
[214]
minmatar charme ;)
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PlainQueen
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Posted - 2003.08.17 05:41:00 -
[215]
Eh, why not?
Turn ons:
Danger
Making grown men cry
Turn Offs:
(Excessive) Whining--go cry me a river, ok? |
Amber Skyy
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Posted - 2003.08.17 07:10:00 -
[216]
I am the sexiest women in EVE... I am the hottest gal around... My turn ons are big corporations that make slaves out of all their members to help make the big bigger.... my turn offs are rich CEOs who fly around in battleships with big egos.
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Main
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Posted - 2003.08.17 11:20:00 -
[217]
Everyone knows that the most beautiful women in the universe, are minmatar. Therefore higara should win hands down.
Are there any competitions for the meanest looking guy?
Main
Everlasting Vendetta Veteran
Member of the Stain Alliance |
ZeroG
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Posted - 2003.08.17 11:49:00 -
[218]
Turn ons: Maple Syrup
Turn Offs: Running out...
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Presh
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Posted - 2003.08.17 12:13:00 -
[219]
OOOohhhh!!!
Look at me , look at meee!!!
C.mon I'm the top girl
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Presh
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Posted - 2003.08.17 12:18:00 -
[220]
oh bah =)))))))
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Higara
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Posted - 2003.08.17 12:43:00 -
[221]
minmatar charme
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Mitch Taylor
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Posted - 2003.08.17 13:16:00 -
[222]
Heff, when are we going to get a competition for us lads eh? Its not fair my GFs char gets to enter but not me
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Vengetta
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Posted - 2003.08.17 13:39:00 -
[223]
Because you are ugly? |
Sir Vengeance
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Posted - 2003.08.17 13:54:00 -
[224]
Thats my girl :-)
Strive for Perfection. Aspire to Greatness. Die like a Hero.
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Denix Lundix
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Posted - 2003.08.17 15:58:00 -
[225]
I love this thread.
Many fine ladies here.
Where can I see the winners?
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Schala
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Posted - 2003.08.17 17:12:00 -
[226]
<--- Here's your Miss August.
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Vanessa Miranda
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Posted - 2003.08.17 17:17:00 -
[227]
Zzzzz damn photo, start working already!
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Renee Rosso
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Posted - 2003.08.17 17:22:00 -
[228]
Kissy Kissy
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Miss Hornay
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Posted - 2003.08.17 17:55:00 -
[229]
Edited by: Miss Hornay on 17/08/2003 18:01:56
Is that a missile in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me ?
Vote for me Miss Hornay, I can take you where no man has gone before...
Oh and, don't forget to bring your brightest mining equipment, its dark in there.
But oh I asure you, once you hit the right spot, you'll get your reward.
Miss Hornay
XXX
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Vengetta
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Posted - 2003.08.17 18:34:00 -
[230]
Damn caldari ****s all look the same. Think most of their family trees have only one branch if you know what I mean ;-)
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Miss Hornay
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Posted - 2003.08.17 19:13:00 -
[231]
Edited by: Miss Hornay on 17/08/2003 19:16:27
If only your looks were as striking as your tongue.
Its a shame dear, your parents forgot to press the 'Trash It' button, normaly people remove the garbage.
*spits at the minmatar *****s*
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Miss Hornay
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Posted - 2003.08.17 21:10:00 -
[232]
EVE Mail me some time xxx
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la'Rei
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Posted - 2003.08.17 21:13:00 -
[233]
Minmtars... You wish you were as beautiful as me... go back to playing with your Fedo's.
Gallante... You scrawny mall nourished, stick, easily broken, *****s.
Caldari... You overly mass cloned people.
Amarr... LET'S WIN THIS!
I'm the sexiest amarr, so I should win!
*pod kills anyone who thinks their gonna win*
-rei
_________________________
Trolling is bad. Please dont do it.
-rei |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.08.17 21:19:00 -
[234]
Quote:
Minmtars... You wish you were as beautiful as me... go back to playing with your Fedo's.
Gallante... You scrawny mall nourished, stick, easily broken, *****s.
Caldari... You overly mass cloned people.
Amarr... LET'S WIN THIS!
I'm the sexiest amarr, so I should win!
*pod kills anyone who thinks their gonna win*
-rei
You look like a Ferengi without ears.
My vote goes to Halo Jones.
MILF
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Halo Jones
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Posted - 2003.08.17 21:46:00 -
[235]
Why thank you Joshua, and i shall indeed be entering this competition, next month. For this month I am supporting my Caldari cousin Miss Hornay.
She just beautiful, and I've seen her naked... as will you, if you vote for her the August playmate of the Month!
So vote Miss Hornay, miss august!
Oberon Incorporated. |
Miss Hornay
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Posted - 2003.08.17 21:55:00 -
[236]
I love you all !
xxx
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Vanessa Miranda
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Posted - 2003.08.17 22:15:00 -
[237]
Now there we go.
Turn-ons:
- Battleships
- Anti-pirate alliances/corps
- Pirate frozen corpses
Turn-offs:
- Alive pirates (unless in a pod/shuttle)
- Clones
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Sonya
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Posted - 2003.08.17 22:31:00 -
[238]
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Endyl
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Posted - 2003.08.20 16:45:00 -
[239]
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
I hear a noise..
Wha... ?
OMG it's big.
Is this a titan rising ?
No it's a planet forming maybe ?
Seem like the stars start to fade...
OMG Ohhhhhh nooooooh... It's a massive thread who is coming back !
*BUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPP*
So now... who won ???
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Ren Kulu
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Posted - 2003.08.20 16:52:00 -
[240]
Edited by: Ren Kulu on 20/08/2003 16:52:59
I did, it's just that heff dosn't know it yet
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Norrik Vizharan
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Posted - 2003.08.20 16:55:00 -
[241]
of all the damn placeas i expected to see a cat fight. The EVE boards were the last on my list!!!!
What happens why the girl wins do we see her bare all?*pant*
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Norrik Vizharan
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Posted - 2003.08.20 16:57:00 -
[242]
!
something struck me. if the girls here any like the girls in my town then will the winner get podded to a pulp by the losers?
Heff you sellin tickts? i would love to see this!
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Debbi
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Posted - 2003.08.20 17:06:00 -
[243]
i'd like to enter, is it over..?
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Eniatur Mamsalari
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Posted - 2003.08.20 17:10:00 -
[244]
Is this contest still open?
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Daphne Moon
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Posted - 2003.08.20 17:14:00 -
[245]
Quote:
!
will the winner get podded to a pulp by the losers?
Nah, but Heff might!
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Hey ho, let's go! |
Norrik Vizharan
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Posted - 2003.08.20 17:15:00 -
[246]
NOMBT
Eniatur, are you borg?
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Eniatur Mamsalari
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Posted - 2003.08.20 18:14:00 -
[247]
What do you mean, am i borg? Dont you recongnize the cold beauty of an Amarr princess?
The metal you see is just a little something i had in my wardrobe...
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Ezri
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Posted - 2003.08.20 18:18:00 -
[248]
If anyone's an Ammar princess it's me. Just take a gander at my lips...
Ez.
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swan lazarus
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Posted - 2003.08.20 18:27:00 -
[249]
have i won yet ?
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Norrik Vizharan
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Posted - 2003.08.20 19:45:00 -
[250]
Quote:
What do you mean, am i borg? Dont you recongnize the cold beauty of an Amarr princess?
The metal you see is just a little something i had in my wardrobe...
frankly it scares me
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Heff
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Posted - 2003.08.21 00:57:00 -
[251]
Yes, the talent search is still active. We will pick a winner before month-end. I love the pics thus far! This is going to be a tough decision, but I hope to have some good fiction to go along with the winner.
Heff
President, Playboy Enterprises
[email protected]
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la'Rei
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Posted - 2003.08.21 01:38:00 -
[252]
Quote:
Yes, the talent search is still active. We will pick a winner before month-end. I love the pics thus far! This is going to be a tough decision, but I hope to have some good fiction to go along with the winner.
Heff
President, Playboy Enterprises
[email protected]
Your such a womanizer... you should die.
_________________________
Trolling is bad. Please dont do it.
-rei |
Wisp
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Posted - 2003.08.21 02:21:00 -
[253]
Look no further guys!!
"Anytime you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get and that includes respect" -Woody Hayes- |
PlainQueen
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Posted - 2003.08.21 03:31:00 -
[254]
I hate you guys. |
Azure Skyclad
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Posted - 2003.08.21 12:25:00 -
[255]
Quote:
I hate you guys.
*files nails*
La Maison de tous Les Plaisirs
Star Fraction
http://www.voodoorockers.co.uk/ |
la'Rei
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Posted - 2003.08.21 12:30:00 -
[256]
Quote:
I hate you guys.
Since you hate me.. Can I pod kill you?
_________________________
Trolling is bad. Please dont do it.
-rei |
Kaela
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Posted - 2003.08.21 12:33:00 -
[257]
Im the best looking,, and i swallow too ;)
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Evil Teen
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Posted - 2003.08.21 12:35:00 -
[258]
Am I evil?
Am I sexy?
At least IŠm good in bed...
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IŠm my own worst enemy |
Playmate Bunny
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Posted - 2003.08.21 12:38:00 -
[259]
I hope for world peace
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Noone is safe from my shots, I like shooting at stuff, If you don't want too get shot at, you better stay the hell out of my sight |
Briana Builder
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Posted - 2003.08.21 12:39:00 -
[260]
I think I look ok
**************
I build things |
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Qinoly
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Posted - 2003.08.21 13:24:00 -
[261]
Beautifull with brains, what more can you possibly want
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Giblette Riddell
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Posted - 2003.08.21 13:25:00 -
[262]
Hello All,
My name is Giblette, and I live in Illamur in Molden Heath. I work for the Innsmouth Shipping Co as a Hoarder pilot and miner. When I get time off, I help Minmatar orphans and freed slaves. One day I hope we can all learn to live in peace. War is an abomination.
If I win Miss August, I intend to use any prize money in the pursuit of peace. Okay, we might have to achieve peace by reducing every single Ammar to piles of steaming goo, but it'll be worth it.
Peace, Love and Happiness,
Giblette
xXXXXx
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Production Manager, Innsmouth Shipping
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Daphne Moon
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Posted - 2003.08.21 13:31:00 -
[263]
Quote:
Beautifull with brains, what more can you possibly want
A lovely pair of pom-poms
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Hey ho, let's go! |
Vannessa
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Posted - 2003.08.21 13:31:00 -
[264]
Ahhhh mr heff, i leave you my number and u never call me......
you know my turn ons :)
i (enjoy) watching you parade in latex mini skirts
i (enjoy.. honest) dripping that hot chip fat onto your ???????
i dislike
*you giving me a key to your door that doesnt work
*the false promises you make
*the fact that you always keep my underwear
what gives heff ??
p.s. call me :)
Manufacturer of fine cruisers
All models made
Free valet with every purchase
'The cruiser in front is from Vannessa corp'
Contact: Vannessa ingame to negotiate prices |
Dora
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Posted - 2003.08.21 15:42:00 -
[265]
Dear All,
The contest is ending for the month soon. Enter as soon as possible if you haven't already.
Offices for sale: http://www.grafweb.com/playboy/pb_offices.htm
Dora
CEO Playboy Enterprises
Chnnl: PLAYBOY
E-ml: playboy_ |
Replicant Amara
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Posted - 2003.08.21 15:43:00 -
[266]
Edited by: Replicant Amara on 21/08/2003 15:45:02
I wish I can change some things in the way I look. Not that I don't like the way I look... but will ever be a way to make small changes?... I can't believe that the DEVS don't have a surgeon plastic learning skill character?... he will make millions specially with some girls I happen to know....
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Ekila Valdeni
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Posted - 2003.08.21 22:50:00 -
[267]
Edited by: Ekila Valdeni on 21/08/2003 23:00:35
Hi there, id like to join the Miss August competiton. My name is Ekila Valdein and i do my best to serve my master Odein Khanid and the Amarr holy emperor, i know that my master might not agree on me joining this competition but alot of friends told me that i should give it a try. So here i am ;)
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Arissa Jewl
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Posted - 2003.08.21 23:25:00 -
[268]
Edited by: Arissa Jewl on 21/08/2003 23:27:55
Edited by: Arissa Jewl on 21/08/2003 23:26:36
Is it to late to enter?
If not i wish to join.
after me there should be no more entries. |
colla tidet
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Posted - 2003.08.21 23:28:00 -
[269]
Edited by: colla tidet on 21/08/2003 23:28:36
Who won?
"Let us have faith that right makes right, and in that faith let us to the end dare to do our duty as we understand it."
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Ice Cold
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Posted - 2003.08.22 03:59:00 -
[270]
Edited by: Ice Cold on 22/08/2003 04:02:37
Edited by: Ice Cold on 22/08/2003 04:00:10
Hmm August Playmate... Sounds Interesting
Quote:
Don't waste my Time with Idle Chit-Chat. Just eject and hand over your ship.
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Charlize
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Posted - 2003.08.22 04:01:00 -
[271]
Am I too late? |
Ice Cold
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Posted - 2003.08.22 04:03:00 -
[272]
Is it to late to Enter? If so when does the Sept search begin?
Quote:
Don't waste my Time with Idle Chit-Chat. Just eject and hand over your ship.
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Ice Cold
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Posted - 2003.08.22 04:18:00 -
[273]
well just in case it is not to late. My Name is Ice Cold.
Turn-Ons:
I like all things that are cold.
Computers and Deep Space.
The vastness and serenity of Deep space.
The way the Moon glistens off the Pool of Radiance in stain.
and the magnificint light from a Battleship exploding.
Turn Offs.
RUS Corp.
Arrogant Male Pirates.
Wanna-be pirates.
Quote:
Don't waste my Time with Idle Chit-Chat. Just eject and hand over your ship.
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Thallia
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Posted - 2003.08.23 06:27:00 -
[274]
Thallia here
turn on:
riding my ship at 500 m/s
shopping lingerie
turn off:
miners and mining
amarrs scums
--
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GM Maag
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Posted - 2003.08.23 06:53:00 -
[275]
I would like to enter the competition.
Turn ons:
Titans,
Petitions,
Not having to make 11 jumps to get from Luminaire to Pator
Turn offs:
Rudeness
Lisps
Bestowers
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Shadris
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Posted - 2003.08.23 16:45:00 -
[276]
Edited by: Shadris on 23/08/2003 16:45:47
Am I too late to enter?
If I am please enter me for the September search.
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Calamity Jane
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Posted - 2003.08.23 18:15:00 -
[277]
Just hand it over Heff: I need something new in my trophy cabinet - these frozen corpses are starting to thaw out, and to be honest, I'd like to replace them with something that doesn't smell quite so much. |
Anhelika Khirar
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Posted - 2003.08.23 18:27:00 -
[278]
I would like to sign up. (If my pic would finally show up)
I don't know how well I would fit in though, I'm really a nice girl, and a lot of the other competetors are a little......rough..
Turn ons:
Space
Travel
Closing a big deal for huge profit
Bunnies!
Turn offs:
Pirates
Mining
Rude people!
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Tyche
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Posted - 2003.08.26 05:23:00 -
[279]
Ah, tastefully late as usual. Now that I've given you all a chance to have your 15 seconds of fame, I shall allow the public to bask in my beauty.
My turn-ons include men who can cook (Hanging Long-Limb Roe is my favorate, guys), the use of proper grammar, punctuation and spelling in public forums (i won't mention any names here, ladies) and fixing up old industrial ships then racing them (a girl needs to have some fun).
My turn-offs include Jovian poetry (how does anybody read that stuff?), griefers/slavers/spammers, and BIG asteroids (i generally shoot all the above on sight) |
Hisuiiro
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Posted - 2003.08.26 13:51:00 -
[280]
omg...
So many pathetic ****s and women without will and selfesteem.
But hey.. don't let me ruin your fun. Maybe it gives you something parading as mens playthings and ************ objects.
I see plenty of caldari women in here,. That shames me tremendously. I thought at least you girls would hold our traditions high but I guess Caldari blood has been watered down.
This makes me sad
So sad.
And Heff is going to be podded on sight if I see him.
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Endyl
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Posted - 2003.08.26 14:46:00 -
[281]
Hmmmm...
Hisuiiro will you mary me ? 
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Daphne Moon
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Posted - 2003.08.26 14:59:00 -
[282]
Quote:
omg...
So many pathetic ****s and women without will and selfesteem.
Yeah, whatever...
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Hey ho, let's go! |
Ezri
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Posted - 2003.08.26 15:34:00 -
[283]
Forgot to mention my turn ons/turn off's;
Turn ons:
- Having my own personal Minmater slaves bowing/groveling at my feet.
- Asteroids
- Watching Minmater females lose the Miss August competition
Turn offs:
- Finding out that the Ammar race has won a 'PEACE' prize...
- Asteroids
- err.....the Minmater
Ez.
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Hisuiiro
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Posted - 2003.08.26 18:36:00 -
[284]
Endyl: No
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Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.08.26 20:53:00 -
[285]
I win or you die.
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Butter Cup
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Posted - 2003.08.26 21:31:00 -
[286]
Turn ons:
Well endowed Minmatar males
Turn offs:
Tank CEO
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MS BLAST
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Posted - 2003.08.26 22:06:00 -
[287]
Turn ons: the beautiful Explosion of a cruiser
the blinking of my wallet icon as the isk rolls in
space invaders
Turn offs: whiners
people who won't pay
Mining
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Mondar
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Posted - 2003.08.26 22:49:00 -
[288]
So, when will the winner be annonced?
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Alura Manoia
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Posted - 2003.08.26 22:56:00 -
[289]
turn ons - big throbbing mining lasers
turn offs - CTD's............
*kiss*
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Hyrii
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Posted - 2003.08.27 00:02:00 -
[290]
Hi, I'm a fiesty gallente redhead 34-24-34
Turn Ons:
- My sugar Daddy, Ndubs
- Arkanor
- Big long pertruding Tachion Beams
- Battleships with style
- Gallente pleasure domes for two
Turn Offs:
- Minmatar
- My monthly eve bill (Im too cute to pay)
- Free loaders
- and Photon, take a shot at my man
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Mjr Tom
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Posted - 2003.08.27 00:07:00 -
[291]
Ezri definitely wins the personality contest in my books. :D
Can I win the 'Best Boy Band Badboy Look' contest?
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Punkt
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Posted - 2003.08.27 06:50:00 -
[292]
I will win Easily
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Maedchen
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Posted - 2003.08.27 12:17:00 -
[293]
turn-ons:
latex
rubber
whips
surgical gloves
lubricants
turn-offs:
disobedience
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Lady Callisto
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Posted - 2003.08.27 16:45:00 -
[294]
Turn on's:
Pirates
Turn off's:
the rest
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Daphne Moon
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Posted - 2003.08.30 13:32:00 -
[295]
BUMP!
The time is surely nigh...
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Hey ho, let's go! |
Lady Callisto
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Posted - 2003.09.01 15:06:00 -
[296]
Edited by: Lady Callisto on 01/09/2003 15:06:36
Let's pod heff for making us wait
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Aeryn
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Posted - 2003.09.01 15:09:00 -
[297]
Quote:
So many pathetic ****s and women without will and selfesteem.
But hey.. don't let me ruin your fun. Maybe it gives you something parading as mens playthings and ************ objects.
Who has the power here? The men, busy drooling and doing anything for a flash of a few extra pixels? Ha!
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Teethgrinder
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Posted - 2003.09.04 07:55:00 -
[298]
Quote:
We will review all candidates and make our selection towards the end of the month.
Oh yeah, which month?
Announce the winner already!
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Happy people have no stories |
Baff's Ugly
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Posted - 2003.09.04 11:06:00 -
[299]
i'll pay prime isk, to anyone who can get me one of these corpses.
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zukuroo
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Posted - 2003.09.04 11:15:00 -
[300]
I vote for Brutilda. You have more than just one secret admirer in my corp.
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The Nurse
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Posted - 2003.09.07 00:06:00 -
[301]
Late entry :)
Turn ons:
Men with the hands of a Surgeon......the ones that know how to use them anyway :)
Turn off's:
None that I can think of....I'm a nurse after all
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Rhiannan
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Posted - 2003.09.07 00:19:00 -
[302]
*sighs* Must us women do ALL the work?
Fear not ladies, for I shall drag Heff here announce the winner, and what he's got planned next
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Halcyon441
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Posted - 2003.09.07 06:20:00 -
[303]
Ekila Valdeni hope u win, got my vote ;)
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Sukkina Bohlsax
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Posted - 2003.09.07 08:50:00 -
[304]
I am clearly the best, plus my name fits right in with Playboy
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Trisha Macmillian
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Posted - 2003.09.07 09:02:00 -
[305]
Turn-ons:
Anything remotely shaped like a amarr b/s
Hybrids
Men who have massive.....guns.
Turn-offs:
None |
Gryganne
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Posted - 2003.09.07 11:04:00 -
[306]
I should stand a good chance...
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Strobe
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Posted - 2003.09.08 22:01:00 -
[307]
what can i say i'm gorgeous...when you gonna start looking for miss september??!!!
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Elaeric Darugar
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Posted - 2003.10.12 21:10:00 -
[308]
'llo there ladies, just wanna thank you all in name of the ICEI mining division for participating. Those deep space hauling operations can get a real bore if you know what i mean.
Thanx a lot to Heff as well, but we really want that september issue now mate ... the other's are getting a bit errrr worn out
Greetings and best of luck to all of you out there ;)
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Commander Jones
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Posted - 2003.10.12 21:44:00 -
[309]
Edited by: Commander Jones on 12/10/2003 21:44:47
Quote:
these boards ***** me up
lol, off topic, but:
you can't say c.r.a.c.k on this board? that's hilarious he he
by Tiamat's dripping cancerous bollox, no word filter can ever stop me!
"You end up paying good money for the sort of treatment you ancestors spent their short, brutal lives trying to avoid. That's progress"
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Krak Ho
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Posted - 2004.01.05 21:25:00 -
[310]
Bummer, I missed this one too? Darn, next time!
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