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Heff
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:17:00 -
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Sorry to have kept everyone waiting. The Mansion has been bustling with bronzed beauties as everyone rushes to complete their summer tan. Much of the month has been a blur for me though. Note to self: do not use the Grotto as a giant punch bowl again.
So, without wasting any more of your time, we are looking for our next playmate. If you think you have what it takes to be the next Miss August, please post your avatar picture here along with a brief listing of your turn-onÆs and turn-offÆs. Any extra flavor you decide to add is encouraged. We will review all candidates and make our selection towards the end of the month. This monthÆs winner will receive a cash prize of 75,000 ISK in addition to any prizes CCP may want to add as a co-sponsor.
Good luck future bunnies!
Heff
President, Playboy Enterprises
[email protected]
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PussyCat
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:19:00 -
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I would only Satisfy as They PlayMate of the Year 
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Mercy
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:20:00 -
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I have decided to win this months competition.
I enter with a spirit of goodwill and fair play.
Any rumours regarding player killing are entirely unfair and belong purely in the past. My fellow competitors have nothing to fear.
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Calia Stormrage
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:21:00 -
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First time entry but then again I am a beautifuly red headed gallente .
The right path is not easily chosen.
Walk into the light and be redeemed.
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ArathBuilder
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:37:00 -
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I'm an alt, but under the bedsheets that sort of thing doesn't matter.
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Tedia Jelsconi
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:40:00 -
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You should be ashamed of yourselves, parading around like pieces of meat in a butchers window.
I call upon you Heff to stop this debacle at once. Or atleast provide us with a Mr August competion. There must be some Hunks out there? Just haven't met any yet.
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ArathBuilder
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:41:00 -
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Go shave your legs you bra-burning femi****.
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Krackken
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:42:00 -
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these boards ***** me up
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Phalen Vouland
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:42:00 -
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
Tarana
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:43:00 -
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Surely I should enter such a competition...
Hang on, yep, there you go. 
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Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:53:00 -
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What evah!! What evah!! I saw all yous ho workin' the ave while I was on mah way back to the trailer park!! You ain't half the woman I am!!
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Phalen Vouland
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:55:00 -
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back off the josa highways.... |
ArathBuilder
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Posted - 2003.08.11 22:58:00 -
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Edited by: ArathBuilder on 11/08/2003 23:14:46
Even though we enjoy competition, please keep it friendly - Orestes, ModSquad
But it's true!
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Phalen Vouland
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Posted - 2003.08.11 23:00:00 -
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ouch
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.08.11 23:05:00 -
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Edited by: j0sephine on 11/08/2003 23:06:33
"Man the pic isnt showing up"
The pictures can take up to whole day to appear; you only need to post once and then just wait a bit.
edit: ... *blinks* oh and no, am not trying to compete here; get a grip people... :s
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Heff
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Posted - 2003.08.11 23:07:00 -
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Edited by: Heff on 13/08/2003 23:26:29
"...along with a brief listing of your turn-onÆs and turn-offÆs. Any extra flavor you decide to add is encouraged."
Our next playmate will not be selected on looks alone. I see hundreds of starved sex kittens every day -- wow me!
Heff
President, Playboy Enterprises
[email protected]
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yarr
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Posted - 2003.08.11 23:11:00 -
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Edited by: yarr on 11/08/2003 23:12:50
pah, look at all the !'s. These newbie chicks don't stand a chance against the mature woman...
oh, wait, it's all the same chick.
If you want me to wow you heff, just tell me where you're mining...
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swan lazarus
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Posted - 2003.08.11 23:13:00 -
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This should be easy 
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Elegance
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Posted - 2003.08.11 23:25:00 -
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*smiles*
Turn ons:
Brutor flyboys
Amarrian fetish wear
Slave master roleplay stuff
Binary sunsets
Turn offs:
Drippy Gallente men, partial to the odd female though
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Calia Stormrage
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Posted - 2003.08.11 23:37:00 -
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Turn on's:
Fit men ... and women.
Great pasta.
Fluorescant Pod juice.
Thorax shaped ships.
Turn off's:
All Amarr males, damn they are ugly.
Slow ships.
People who get podded.
Sidenote; hating amarr males is partially to do with being forced into the job of sexslave for a while ... dirty buggers but lots of experience now if you know what i mean  .
The right path is not easily chosen.
Walk into the light and be redeemed.
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Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.08.11 23:40:00 -
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Turn ons:
- Heff: Youz a sexy little thang. I just wanna gobble you up
- I likes them pork rinds
- lite beer
- A fat welfare check
- Phat child support checks
- The home shoppin' network
- ISK (any1 elses but mine)
- chewin' tobaccer
- long walks thru da trailer park and then a quick romp in a camaro.
- ex-cons
- ex-ex-cons
- men
- women who look like men
- big, long, hard, thoraxes (except ones with micro-warp drives).
- rap music.. any excuse to work it!
Turn offs:
- none. I take wut i kin git.
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Mitch Taylor
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Posted - 2003.08.12 00:45:00 -
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Its not looking good so far Heff, not quite up to last months caliber
Where are all the intaki girlies? Only good thing about the gallente is intaki girlies.....
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Brutilda
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Posted - 2003.08.12 00:51:00 -
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Wut u mean Mitch? You dissin' me? I otta slap yous down like a lil puppy and show yous wut a real woman kin do. Maybe you isn't man enuff for sum brutor luvin'.
Do you have money?
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Thay
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Posted - 2003.08.12 01:10:00 -
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You know when the contest isn't working when the women look worse then the last nightmare you had. Brutilda give it a rest. You look like you've been spaced a couple of times and there wasn't a clone left for you. This contest needs some real women. I talking about Amarr women.
Long live the empire.
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Phalen Vouland
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Posted - 2003.08.12 01:18:00 -
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Stupid picture wont pop up :-)
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Siris
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Posted - 2003.08.12 02:06:00 -
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I dont like war and peace and such...
but I do like the sound of pod-popping.
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Syphin
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Posted - 2003.08.12 02:13:00 -
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These girls are a little rough for me. It seems all of them like the sound of poor men getting podded. Where are the girls who like a nice sensitive guy like me?
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I take no responsibility for the spelling or grammar usage in the above statement Nor do i agree with its ideas and or claims Or even acknowledge its existance. |
Siris
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Posted - 2003.08.12 02:38:00 -
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These girls are a little rough for me. It seems all of them like the sound of poor men getting podded. Where are the girls who like a nice sensitive guy like me?
I think it's mostly other sensitive guys that likes sensitive guys like you.
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Aribeth
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Posted - 2003.08.12 02:43:00 -
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Turn ons:
Heff! every busty blonde loves heff
Big long....ships
That poor Jove who was in the accident, what was his name? Veniel?
Puppies
Turn offs:
Those other Mags....
Tank CEO
Quafe
Boys in pods
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Barbi
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Posted - 2003.08.12 04:14:00 -
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Turn Ons:
* Floating through space in my ship while lying in front of one of the viewing windows on my silk sheets.
* Long strolls through the markets of shopping stations.
* Exploring the ruins of abandoned stations and ship wrecks.
Turn Offs:
* Overly violent men, I like guns, but I don't need to hear about how big his Dual 250 Rail is.
* Men who drink Quafe, the stuff rots your teeth you know?
* Slavers - you don't need slaves, I'll be your naughty girl :)
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