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Amran Shakiel
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.06.28 13:32:00 -
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**A clip from an Amarrian international news broadcast begins to play. A thin, pale Amarrian man procedes to talk, his voice has a light tone.**
Gateway, EVE constellation, Genesis.
Beginning at 08:40, a group of capsuleers made use of security access granted to a new member of Alexylva Paradox in order to liberate vessels, individuals and equipment from the Axlexylva POS acting as a hideaway from the sinful deviants.
Three pilots took part in the heist, moving ships from the Gateway constellation they quickly made way to the Amarr Empire, surrendering illicit goods in the form of independently developed cybernetic units, what are rumored to be TCMC's of prototype design, narcotics and weapons. Two of the liberation teams pilots could not be reached for comment, the third, the events organizer; a pilot that talked with this reporter under the condition of anonymity, had this to say:
Sphynx wrote: **An electronic, effeminate voice speaks.** With some help from my friends in red and brown skin; anything was possible. I'm only sorry we couldn't have acquired more from their POS, unfortunately the neocom router shut down was imminent and we had to dock up and ensure the safety of our selves and crews. The hardware acquired will be examined before being sold off and the individuals will be repatriated to their Empires, once we are sure any implants and changes made to them can be treated.
The pilot declined further comment on the event, instead noting that they will send us an update as soon as their work is completed. We will update you with new information as soon as we have it.
**The man bows to the camera and the clip ends, the final few seconds are the news corporations logo.**
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Kim Ji-Young
Ji Young Kim Bap
113
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Posted - 2013.06.28 13:39:00 -
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There's nothing good on the holocast these days. When's "You're The Best, Jamyl I" coming back on, that's what I want to know. |
Aelisha
Achura-Waschi Exchange
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Posted - 2013.06.28 13:40:00 -
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As thrilling as all this sounds, I would dearly love to see some evidence of these claims. Not to say this report is erroneous or misleading, more that evidence really does add meat to the bones of a story, should there be a story to tell at all.
I guess what I am trying to say is; a vid-capture of the heist (still or video) would speak more words than the longest forum post.
CEO of the Achura-Waschi Exchange: An International trade corporation that adheres to State values
Intaki born State Citizen and supporter of the Practicals Bloc. |
Desiderya
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
410
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Posted - 2013.06.28 13:42:00 -
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Oh gee, what a surprise.
Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise. |
Quinzel Nikulainen
Kokako Acquisitions
285
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Posted - 2013.06.28 13:55:00 -
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I'm interested in offering competitive prices for any of the stolen goods.
Full discretion guaranteed.
Ex-Kaalakiota citizen. Ex-Hyasyoda citizen. CEO of-áK+îKAK, a Nugoeihuvi affiliate corporation. Quinzel's perspective has been shaped by her first-hand experiences with the State's varying corporate cultures.-á |
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
269
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Posted - 2013.06.28 14:16:00 -
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Without facts, you have less credibility than the Gutter Press.
Particularly when you're so new no-ones heard of you before.
So... publicity stunt (and a transparent one at that), or genuine incident, without some more facts, this is all just dust on the wind. |
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
2569
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Posted - 2013.06.28 14:20:00 -
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Is the Quafe okay? GÖÑ
Chilled QuafeGäó, accept no refreshment substitute. For all of you affluent Capsuleer-types, Quafe EliteGäó restaraunts can be found at many stations! Only got a few minutes to spare before that fleet-op? Swing by QuafeSnacksGäó for the full taste-experience you've come to expect from Quafe, on the go! |
Amran Shakiel
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.06.28 14:25:00 -
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Sphynx wrote: Ichkowa san was the instigator of the Heist, without him this would never have happened. He moved ships from their maintenance array to the entrance wormhole, they were then moved into a pos in Gensis by his accomplices, loaded into an Orca and shipped to Amarr, pictures of the items stolen linked below. This wasn't a planned event, AXLVP had no idea it would occur. We simply had to ensure lapses in security in a wormhole corp had to go punished and profited nicely. http://i.imgur.com/ekiMyrt.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/hvfJ5gn.jpg |
Amran Shakiel
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.06.28 14:32:00 -
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Sphynx wrote: Ichkowa San has been removed from AXLVP prior to this update. Myself and our mutual accomplice will still be electing to remain anonymous. |
Evi Polevhia
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2013.06.28 14:34:00 -
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Having examined inventory lists I find no evidence of TCMC's or narcotics being taken from the POS, if they indeed existed in the first place. This is apparently just a clumsy corp theft. Yawn. |
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Amran Shakiel
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.06.28 14:34:00 -
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Kim Ji-Young wrote:There's nothing good on the holocast these days. When's "You're The Best, Jamyl I" coming back on, that's what I want to know.
23rd of January YC 116. With more intrigue and epic historic story telling! |
Amran Shakiel
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.06.28 14:37:00 -
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Evi Polevhia wrote:Having examined inventory lists I find no evidence of TCMC's or narcotics being taken from the POS, if they indeed existed in the first place. This is apparently just a clumsy corp theft. Yawn.
These products were submitted to Amarr customs prior to docking. Thus were not present in the images submitted to us by Sphynx. |
Evi Polevhia
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
225
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Posted - 2013.06.28 14:38:00 -
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Amran Shakiel wrote:Evi Polevhia wrote:Having examined inventory lists I find no evidence of TCMC's or narcotics being taken from the POS, if they indeed existed in the first place. This is apparently just a clumsy corp theft. Yawn. These products were submitted to Amarr customs prior to docking. Thus were not present in the images submitted to us by Sphynx.
Of course they were, dear. |
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
698
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Posted - 2013.06.28 14:42:00 -
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You know, I'm no fan of ALXVP, and I've never had any reason to think they really paid much proper, close attention to who they recruited, but even I can tell that two snapshots of a hangar manifest aren't sufficient evidence to prove anything was taken. This could've all just been bought off the market to make it look like it had been stolen from a corporation that lives in a wormhole.
You're going to need to do better than that.
Morwen Lagann
Director, Tyrathlion Interstellar |
Evi Polevhia
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
225
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Posted - 2013.06.28 14:47:00 -
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Morwen Lagann wrote:You know, I'm no fan of ALXVP, and I've never had any reason to think they really paid much proper, close attention to who they recruited, but even I can tell that two snapshots of a hangar manifest aren't sufficient evidence to prove anything was taken. This could've all just been bought off the market to make it look like it had been stolen from a corporation that lives in a wormhole.
You're going to need to do better than that.
In further examination it seems like the theft is actually true. Initial claims of it being a falsehood came out from the fact that most of their valuable materials were not touched. They assumed if it was an actual theft that more valuable things would have been taken.
And it seems that some of the modules that were stolen were actually things brought in by the theif anyways. And the ships taken won't impact their operations.
So....good job I suppose? |
Halete
Pyre Falcon Defence Cadre XV-01A
Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
1023
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Posted - 2013.06.28 14:51:00 -
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After careful deliberation I have determined that is my Armor Honeycoming skillbook that I never got around to picking up.
How unfortunate.
"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin"
- The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21 |
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
699
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Posted - 2013.06.28 14:51:00 -
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The point still stands.
Not to mention, of all the things supposedly taken, there's only three, maybe four items in the lot that were actually worth nicking.
This is the work of a complete amateur, if true. Not really "breaking" news, let alone worth being on the IGS. We've got more important drivel to rabble about on here than a poorly-executed, low-profit corp theft against a corporation that's already got a record for not making the best decisions.
Morwen Lagann
Director, Tyrathlion Interstellar |
Quinzel Nikulainen
Kokako Acquisitions
285
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Posted - 2013.06.28 14:57:00 -
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Having seen these hangar manifests, never mind.
Wouldn't be worth the headache of dealing with the moron thieves to return the items to their rightful owners.
Moitte, Guri.
Ex-Kaalakiota citizen. Ex-Hyasyoda citizen. CEO of-áK+îKAK, a Nugoeihuvi affiliate corporation. Quinzel's perspective has been shaped by her first-hand experiences with the State's varying corporate cultures.-á |
Jekaterine
Core Medical Group
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Posted - 2013.06.28 15:03:00 -
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I can see if the creator of this newsflash is impressed by the enormous sums involved. A whole guesstimated value of 2 (TWO!) billion ISK.
Provided this is shared equally it'll be the staggering amount of 660 million per involved party.
It could of course be that a freshfaced mouthpiece released moments ago is easily impressed and this is chickenfeed.
This "heist" has been done in order to create drama. Nothing about it is spectacular, not even the drama.
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Sepherim
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
480
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Posted - 2013.06.28 15:09:00 -
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Morwen Lagann wrote:This is the work of a complete amateur, if true. Not really "breaking" news, let alone worth being on the IGS. We've got more important drivel to rabble about on here than a poorly-executed, low-profit corp theft against a corporation that's already got a record for not making the best decisions.
Really? Like discussing slavery for the 100th time, or the relations between Minmatarr and Gallente over again, or the latest egotistic post of some pilot? I believe that the entry level for "being worth a post on the IGS" is quite a low barrier, captain Lagann. Not to say this one is particularly interesting, but neither are most.
As for corporate theft... you can name it as you like, stealing is stealing, it's illegal, and I'm against it.
Sepherim Catillah
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant
Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander |
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Evi Polevhia
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
227
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Posted - 2013.06.28 15:12:00 -
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**A clip from a local Gallente broadcast begins to play. A healthy looking Deteis woman procedes to talk, her voice with a flat tone.**
Reynire, Alselbosier constellation, Placid.
Beginning at 15:00, a single capsuleer made use of a security access granted to a not quite new member of True Slave Foundations in order to liberate a vessel, some ammo, and a group of goats from her own storage facilities acting as a hideaway for the sinful deviants.
One pilot took part in the heist, moving a ship out of the docking ring and then swiftly back in to avoid being shot at and surrendering her illicit goods in the form of a collection of random modules she grabbed, and what are rumored to be a group of goats and their handler. Two of the goats made a mess in the cargo bay, the handler could not be reached for comment. One of the little helpers left back on the station talked with this reporter under the condition of anonymity, had this to say:
Quote:**An biological, effeminate voice speaks.** With some help from my friends in pale looking skin; anything was possible. I'm only sorry we couldn't have acquired more from the storage bays, unfortunately the cargo bay on the ship was getting full and we had to stop. The critters acquired will be examined before being sold off and the individuals will be repatriated to their pastures, once we are sure any diseases or parasites they have can be treated.
The pilot declined further comment on the event, instead noting that they will send us an update as soon as their work is completed. We will update you with new information as soon as we have it.
**The woman bows to the camera and the clip ends, the final few seconds are the TS-F logo.**
http://i.imgur.com/IkTVMZu.png |
Makoto Priano
Priano Trans-Stellar State Services
634
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Posted - 2013.06.28 15:12:00 -
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Agreed with many of the above.
While I can commend your enterprising nature, the sums here represent a pleasant windfall for an individual pilot, not the mountains of loot required to significantly harm a corporation's operation. |
Quinzel Nikulainen
Kokako Acquisitions
286
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Posted - 2013.06.28 15:14:00 -
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Sepherim wrote: I believe that the entry level for "being worth a post on the IGS" is quite a low barrier, captain Lagann. Not to say this one is particularly interesting, but neither are most.
Dear IGS. This morning, in the time it took me to drink a glass of wine, I made more ISK selling Nocxium than the entire value of stolen goods in the ALXVP heist.
Seeing this on the front page sound good to you?
Yeah. Me neither. Maybe that's why I spend so little time on this thing.
Ex-Kaalakiota citizen. Ex-Hyasyoda citizen. CEO of-áK+îKAK, a Nugoeihuvi affiliate corporation. Quinzel's perspective has been shaped by her first-hand experiences with the State's varying corporate cultures.-á |
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
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Posted - 2013.06.28 15:16:00 -
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Evi Polevhia wrote: a group of goats
You know who else has goats ?
Leopold Caine.
Transparent as a pane of glass. Stillwater is behind this.
For Sure. |
Sepherim
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
480
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Posted - 2013.06.28 15:21:00 -
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Valerie Valate wrote:Evi Polevhia wrote: a group of goats You know who else has goats ? Leopold Caine. Transparent as a pane of glass. Stillwater is behind this. For Sure.
And here I was thinking such a massive heist as this could have only been handled by the Guiding Hand Social Club...
Sepherim Catillah
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant
Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander |
Tiber Brucato
Alexylva Paradox
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Posted - 2013.06.28 15:22:00 -
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The real crime is that the rigs were chipped out of my former Navy boats.
The humanity... |
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
700
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Posted - 2013.06.28 15:25:00 -
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Of course it's stealing, and of course it's illegal... except, no, wait, it's not illegal, in this case - this not only happened in a wormhole outside of the jurisdiction of every government in the cluster, but it happened between independent capsuleers. No authorities will ever file charges, let alone prosecute over this. They'll sit back and stay out of it to let us resolve it ourselves.
Stealing? Yes. **** move? Yeah. Illegal? Not according to the local laws - of which there are none.
Additionally, you may want to check your sarcasm detector. There was a reason I used the words drivel and rabble.
Morwen Lagann
Director, Tyrathlion Interstellar |
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
213
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Posted - 2013.06.28 15:35:00 -
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Valerie Valate wrote:Evi Polevhia wrote: a group of goats You know who else has goats ? Leopold Caine.
I do?
I've heard some wild rumours regarding my living-and-breathing property, but I assure you; the pleasure gardens aboard the Ivory Tower don't have petting zoos.
Quote:Transparent as a pane of glass. Stillwater is behind this.
For Sure.
Sadly no. Whilst it's good to see some proper darwinism at work, I have to say Stillwater Corporation is not in any way related or associated with this heist.
To whomever performed the heist, kudos. Well played sir, golfclap and all that. It's a pity your neocom issues didn't provide with a better loot turn-out, but... it's the thought that matters, after all.
- Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim
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Angels are never far...
Stillwater Corporation recruitment open. |
Makoto Priano
Priano Trans-Stellar State Services
634
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Posted - 2013.06.28 15:45:00 -
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Now, -heavy petting- zoos... |
Makoto Priano
Priano Trans-Stellar State Services
634
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Posted - 2013.06.28 15:46:00 -
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Pardon, pilots. I seem to not be entirely awake yet. I, uh. |
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