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Alex Grison
Grison Industrial Group
474
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Posted - 2013.07.01 09:12:00 -
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Every once in a while I will get out of my pod and walk around the station. Recently at a caldari navy assembly plant I found a secret door when I was walking around in my underwear.
I think I found some kind of secret black research lab.
First, I ran into camera man again. For those of you who don't know. Camera man is a seemingly normal man that has had his head replaced by a large surveillance camera. He is kind of my friend. When camera man saw me he beeped and the green light around his lens turned red ( he always does this )
Around the corner there were a few giant robots that were busy making some kind of soup. I could tell that the robots didn't want to be bothered so I kept going.
There were a few robots that were very busy trying to "redecorate" the area. They would try to move objects around, and silently argue with each other before grabbing the objects that the other's placed and moving them to a spot of their liking.
I like to call these the "Conflicting Decoration Bots"
Decoration Robot #1 liked things to be very simple and pristine. only choosing a few select objects to be in his area. He would very precisely arrange his objects and throw away any object brought into his area by Bot #2 or #3
Decoration Robot #2 Wanted to have as many objects as he could in his space. Going as far as to steal items from Decoration Bot #1 and #2
Decoration Robot #3 didn't know what he want. He would pick up an object that neither Bot #1 or #2 wanted. He would then clutch the object close to his chest as if it was a prized possession and pace back and forth rapidly. Unable to decide what he wanted to do.
At some point he would stop. and place the object at his feet. if he was in the vicinity of Bot #1, Bot #1 would come and kick the object away
If he was near Bot #2, Bot #2 would try to distract him and steal his object.
I kind of liked them.
I left that place, and a security officer asked me to put on pants. http://www.twitter.com/Alex__Grison |

Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
6815
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Posted - 2013.07.01 09:33:00 -
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Because I got high... You may gain the knowledge, but you will lose your belief, with all its mystery and comfort. If there was proof, absolute and certain, there is an afterlife, why not quit this life, and be done with it? Ponder about these things all your life, and you're a philosopher. Compress these ponderings into a couple of pages, and you'll go mad. |

Zappity
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
158
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Posted - 2013.07.01 11:00:00 -
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Alex Grison wrote:Decoration Robot #3 didn't know what he want. He would pick up an object that neither Bot #1 or #2 wanted.
Logic error! #2 would always want the object. Hooray, I'm l33t! -á(Kil2: "The higher their ship losses...the better they're going to be.") |

Isaac Collins
Penumbra Military Industrial Complex
16
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Posted - 2013.07.01 11:10:00 -
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You make me wish I could shlt out of my finger tips. |

Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
6848
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Posted - 2013.07.01 13:37:00 -
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Isaac Collins wrote:You make me wish I could shlt out of my finger tips. /me pisses out of his fingertips You may gain the knowledge, but you will lose your belief, with all its mystery and comfort. If there was proof, absolute and certain, there is an afterlife, why not quit this life, and be done with it? Ponder about these things all your life, and you're a philosopher. Compress these ponderings into a couple of pages, and you'll go mad. |

Saheed Cha'chris'ra
Krautz WH Exploration and Production LiVingInTheBoX
87
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Posted - 2013.07.01 13:39:00 -
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Oh look, it's this guy again. Post your weird storys in the Eve Fiction Section  |

Jarod Garamonde
Action Bastards
284
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Posted - 2013.07.01 13:39:00 -
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Alex Grison threads are amazing. "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
2247
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Posted - 2013.07.01 13:47:00 -
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Alex Grison wrote:Every once in a while I will get out of my pod and walk around the station. Recently at a caldari navy assembly plant I found a secret door when I was walking around in my underwear.
I think I found some kind of secret black research lab.
First, I ran into camera man again. For those of you who don't know. Camera man is a seemingly normal man that has had his head replaced by a large surveillance camera. He is kind of my friend. When camera man saw me he beeped and the green light around his lens turned red ( he always does this )
Around the corner there were a few giant robots that were busy making some kind of soup. I could tell that the robots didn't want to be bothered so I kept going.
There were a few robots that were very busy trying to "redecorate" the area. They would try to move objects around, and silently argue with each other before grabbing the objects that the other's placed and moving them to a spot of their liking.
I like to call these the "Conflicting Decoration Bots"
Decoration Robot #1 liked things to be very simple and pristine. only choosing a few select objects to be in his area. He would very precisely arrange his objects and throw away any object brought into his area by Bot #2 or #3
Decoration Robot #2 Wanted to have as many objects as he could in his space. Going as far as to steal items from Decoration Bot #1 and #2
Decoration Robot #3 didn't know what he want. He would pick up an object that neither Bot #1 or #2 wanted. He would then clutch the object close to his chest as if it was a prized possession and pace back and forth rapidly. Unable to decide what he wanted to do.
At some point he would stop. and place the object at his feet. if he was in the vicinity of Bot #1, Bot #1 would come and kick the object away
If he was near Bot #2, Bot #2 would try to distract him and steal his object.
I kind of liked them.
I left that place, and a security officer asked me to put on pants.
...and then?
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |

Inokuma Yawara
University of Caille Gallente Federation
12
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Posted - 2013.07.01 14:35:00 -
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War Kitten wrote: ...and then?
"Ummm....." *scratches head while thinking deeply* "Maybe he went to put on some pants?" |

Gallowmere Rorschach
Quantum Cats Syndicate Samurai Pizza Cats
295
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Posted - 2013.07.01 14:37:00 -
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Inokuma Yawara wrote:War Kitten wrote: ...and then?
"Ummm....." *scratches head while thinking deeply* "Maybe he went to put on some pants?" This is false. There are no pants. |

Bischopt
Arbitrary Repossession
123
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Posted - 2013.07.01 14:50:00 -
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That's actually a pretty good story. Could totally see the whole thing in my mind. Entertaining stuff. |

Infinity Ziona
Cloakers
151
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Posted - 2013.07.01 15:19:00 -
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Gallowmere Rorschach wrote:Inokuma Yawara wrote:War Kitten wrote: ...and then?
"Ummm....." *scratches head while thinking deeply* "Maybe he went to put on some pants?" This is false. There are no pants. Decoration bot #2 has all the pants. |

Money Makin Mitch
Paid in Full
11
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Posted - 2013.07.01 15:31:00 -
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Jarod Garamonde wrote:Alex Grison threads are amazing. quoted for truth
i'm literally on the edge of my seat here |

KnowUsByTheDead
Knights of the Dark Rose
132
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Posted - 2013.07.01 15:33:00 -
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Posting in an Alex Grison thread. Again. Still need that info on your supply guy, Al.  |

Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
74
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Posted - 2013.07.01 15:35:00 -
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If the EVE tv series becomes reality, there has to be one Alex Grison episode. |

KnowUsByTheDead
Knights of the Dark Rose
132
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Posted - 2013.07.01 15:50:00 -
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Anna Karhunen wrote:If the EVE tv series becomes reality, there has to be one Alex Grison episode.
No, they need a spinoff. EVE: Alex Grison's LSD Adventures In Space. |

Jimmy Morane
Aurora Novae Aetatis Expoit This Mf's
71
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Posted - 2013.07.01 17:38:00 -
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I am of the mind that the man behind the OP's avi is the same man that made that freaky deaky you tube video.
goooonswarrrmmm gooooonnnnswarrrmmm |

ElQuirko
Jester Syndicate S0UTHERN C0MF0RT
1578
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Posted - 2013.07.01 18:05:00 -
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I adore your posts with every fibre of my being Save the Domi model! Spacewhales should be preserved. |

Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan Turing Tested
524
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Posted - 2013.07.01 18:06:00 -
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ElQuirko wrote:I adore your posts with every fibre of my being
That's it, the wedding is off now, you harlot " Ramona McCandless, you're my hero." - Domanique Altares, Rifterlings, Point Blank Alliance
Tell The Others |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
4845
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Posted - 2013.07.01 18:24:00 -
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Drugs are bad, dont do drugs...mmkay?
Here is a song that is about another habit, but I find its relevant to any habit that needs breaking. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Galaxy Chicken
New Order Logistics CODE.
24
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Posted - 2013.07.01 18:40:00 -
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I liked it. :D
Go with the Code. www.minerbumping.com |

Ecks Khan
Smokin Aces.
3
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Posted - 2013.07.01 18:46:00 -
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Alex Grison wrote:Every once in a while I will get out of my pod and walk around the station. Recently at a caldari navy assembly plant I found a secret door when I was walking around in my underwear.
I think I found some kind of secret black research lab.
First, I ran into camera man again. For those of you who don't know. Camera man is a seemingly normal man that has had his head replaced by a large surveillance camera. He is kind of my friend. When camera man saw me he beeped and the green light around his lens turned red ( he always does this )
Around the corner there were a few giant robots that were busy making some kind of soup. I could tell that the robots didn't want to be bothered so I kept going.
There were a few robots that were very busy trying to "redecorate" the area. They would try to move objects around, and silently argue with each other before grabbing the objects that the other's placed and moving them to a spot of their liking.
I like to call these the "Conflicting Decoration Bots"
Decoration Robot #1 liked things to be very simple and pristine. only choosing a few select objects to be in his area. He would very precisely arrange his objects and throw away any object brought into his area by Bot #2 or #3
Decoration Robot #2 Wanted to have as many objects as he could in his space. Going as far as to steal items from Decoration Bot #1 and #2
Decoration Robot #3 didn't know what he want. He would pick up an object that neither Bot #1 or #2 wanted. He would then clutch the object close to his chest as if it was a prized possession and pace back and forth rapidly. Unable to decide what he wanted to do.
At some point he would stop. and place the object at his feet. if he was in the vicinity of Bot #1, Bot #1 would come and kick the object away
If he was near Bot #2, Bot #2 would try to distract him and steal his object.
I kind of liked them.
I left that place, and a security officer asked me to put on pants.
Came expecting EVE, left after having watched a weird episode of Red Dwarf.
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Xybin Ramone
Alba Industries
2
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Posted - 2013.07.01 18:47:00 -
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Better love story than Twilight. |

Ginger Barbarella
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
1372
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Posted - 2013.07.01 20:00:00 -
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Jarod Garamonde wrote:Alex Grison threads are amazing.
Who? "Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac |

Ginger Barbarella
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
1372
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Posted - 2013.07.01 20:01:00 -
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Xybin Ramone wrote:Better love story than Twilight.
Preparation H commercials are better than Twilight. "Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac |

Alex Grison
Grison Industrial Group
486
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Posted - 2013.07.01 20:25:00 -
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Zappity wrote:Alex Grison wrote:Decoration Robot #3 didn't know what he want. He would pick up an object that neither Bot #1 or #2 wanted. Logic error! #2 would always want the object.
Normally you would be right. But Bot #2 didn't view all objects as "good enough" to be objects.
So Bot #2 might totally ignore a piece of plastic, instead choosing to pick up a Gel Chair.
Bot #3 would then pick up the piece of plastic. http://www.twitter.com/Alex__Grison |

Hogarth Starbanger
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
93
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Posted - 2013.07.02 21:20:00 -
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I support this service and or product. |

Kult Altol
Confederation Navy Research Epsilon Fleet
545
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Posted - 2013.07.02 23:20:00 -
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Needs more Alex. This one just wasn't on par with Jump Freighter. Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium. WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ |

Liam Inkuras
Justified Chaos
332
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Posted - 2013.07.03 00:17:00 -
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Posting in a stealth EA will charge us 5$ to open the door DLC thread. I wear my goggles at night.
Any spelling/grammatical errors come complimentary with my typing on a phone |
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