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Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.07.02 02:45:00 -
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Here at Cuisinart Inc., we like to ask ourselves, "What has the universe done for me lately?"
If the answer is, "not enough", then the Cuisinart corporate family might be just the place for you.
We specialize in manufacturing and R&D; but let's be honest folks, saving the galaxy one high-quality kitchen appliance at a time is all well and good, but what's the point of success if you can't use it to murder your fellow capsuleers? To that end, while being anti-piracy, we strongly encourage and support PvP roams, suicidal and otherwise.
Join us as we attempt to liberate EVE from the menace of everyone who displeases us.
Amenities:
Large HiSec POS: Tired of waiting for copy slots? Wish those manufacturing jobs weren't taking so damn long? We can sort you out.
Active Core Membership: We're on everyday. We've got players in the US and Europe, so there's almost always other folks around.
New Player Support: Mentoring, skill plan templates, group ops, free starter ships and fitting support. We've got you covered.
Manufacturing and R&D Support: BPO's, logistics, streamlined manufacturing processes. Get it done easier, get it done faster.
Ore Buy-Back Program: Mining solo and don't want to drag all that ore somewhere to be sold? We'll take if off your hands directly and pay you according to market rates.
Ship Replacement Program for Corporate Ops: Taking part in a fleet op? Fly secure in the knowledge that we'll fully reimburse you for any ships lost in the line of duty.
Freighter Supported Logistics: Like two guys and a truck the size of downtown San Francisco. Except in space.
Orca-Boosted Mining Ops: Enjoy all the benefits of being better with half the work! Our fleet mining ops are designed to support new players - so get out there and violate some asteroids. (Rorqual Coming Soon)
Nullsec Operations: We're NRDS compliant, and run daily nullsec operations out of Providence. Come to where the 'roids are bigger, the ratting is sweeter, and the Quafe is cheap.
Still Growing: Have a flare for management? Fancy yourself a Fleet Commander? Our officer structure is still developing, and there's plenty of room for advancement.
Apply today with a full API key, or drop in on our recruitment channel with any questions: The Chopping Block
Public Channel: Cuisinart Public
Any problems or concerns will be forwarded to our Complaints Department. A service representative will be de-cloaking near you shortly. Please stay on the line. |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.07.03 02:49:00 -
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Still recruiting. |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.07.04 00:25:00 -
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And that's how we get ants. |
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Posted - 2013.07.05 20:40:00 -
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Everyone have a nice night blowing crap up? |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.07.06 01:44:00 -
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Phrasing, boom, both Barrys out. |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.07.07 00:04:00 -
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Cyril, you killed a black astronaut! That's like...killing a unicorn. |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.07.08 19:19:00 -
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Sphinx! |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.07.09 01:19:00 -
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Oh, are they? Or are five in a dark black, and are five in a slightly darker black? |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.07.10 00:30:00 -
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I paid her, I get to carry her corpse. |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.07.16 22:55:00 -
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Something something danger zone. I know. I'm not even trying anymore. |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.07.17 01:03:00 -
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Is that how you crash a wedding Barry? Yes it is other Barry, yes it is. |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.09.17 18:35:00 -
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Duh? And/or, hello? |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.09.18 00:04:00 -
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When they're dead they're hookers Cyril. |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.09.23 16:48:00 -
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What? He thinks he's people! |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.09.24 18:16:00 -
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Hey. Hey, proposition: first person to untie me, guy or gal, I will let him or her give me a handy. Come on, let's share the milk of human kindness! |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.09.25 18:09:00 -
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Like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra...just sad... |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.09.26 18:15:00 -
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Nice rescue, boys. You saved me from the only woman I've ever loved... with a hat that smells like a men's room... and we're still here. |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.09.27 17:07:00 -
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Cavity search my ass. You know what I mean. |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.09.28 17:23:00 -
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I'm tired of you always Brock blocking me, Samson. |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.09.29 17:52:00 -
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Fruit loop as a fox, gentlemen. |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.09.30 17:44:00 -
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I'm out of gun food. |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.10.01 18:41:00 -
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Who does that? Who opens up Hell? Honestly? |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.10.02 21:42:00 -
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Car accident? Car accident? That was no car accident. 24 died in a car intentional. |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.10.03 20:32:00 -
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Henchman 21, there's a taxi idling in the driveway awaiting his fair... slay him!
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Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.10.04 17:12:00 -
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Ah! You're getting face all over me! Hot melting face! |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.10.05 18:22:00 -
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I fought an 8-year-old! And the only reason I won is because he fell on a spike! |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.10.06 18:35:00 -
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You're lucky you were not on duty when he had a conjugal visit with a freaking shoe. |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.10.07 21:43:00 -
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Why don't you leave me alone so I can jump rope naked in front a mirror in your ex-wife's body? |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.10.08 19:36:00 -
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Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a f**king beard! They're mammals! |
Black Ivan Bakshonen
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Posted - 2013.10.10 22:30:00 -
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I don't need first aid, Hank, I need you to stop choking me and hitting me with fire extinguishers. |
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