A navy Drake!


That's inspiring.

[07:10:59] Rand0m task > It's going to be like shooting fish is a barrel, if they turn up lmao!

It's going to be a fantastic day for Goons!



Hope to see a lot of you guys turn up, i could do with a couple of extra kills.

kbye O7

Please forward your killmails directly to me, the winner will be the person with the highest kill (ISK), ship destroyed must be either from goonwaffe corp or goonswarm federation alliance, and the kill must happen in VFK system at the 28. July!

I do have kinda suggestion: would it be not more fitting to hand out the best prizes to the smallest kills?

I mean you're trying to motivate bears to go out there and they don't expect to kill biggies. Also, I think this would be another part Joe will have a hard time to understand and it would stress the in my view dadaistic side of this project.

says the alt who was just created to make this statement, you are so hardcore really

Don't worry, not all of us hide behind alts. I will try to send someone over to play with you guys, amusingly however it will be an alt as all of my mains are too busy being deployed to war. I've got a guy who's still training though so I'll send him out in a cruiser or something. He won't even count towards your killboard either since I'm SMA, not GoonSwarm, so more fun for me!

If you're really lucky, I might even plan something special for you guys too...

Don't worry, not all of us hide behind alts. I will try to send someone over to play with you guys, amusingly however it will be an alt as all of my mains are too busy being deployed to war. I've got a guy who's still training though so I'll send him out in a cruiser or something. He won't even count towards your killboard either since I'm SMA, not GoonSwarm, so more fun for me!

If you're really lucky, I might even plan something special for you guys too...

1 Roll an neutral alt
2 Get in their fleet
3 Warp @ 0,
4 Blap
5 Enjoy tears

oh man joe, you don't get what fun is, I'm really worried

Tell me more about fun and cyno ships.

you remember that hound no?

Wasn't it a cyno ship?

yea you wanted to know fun about cynoships, there you go

So my thing sounds way more fun than yours. Please don t say I don't get what fun is anymore.

OP if you want to harass people in VFK, then stop training for a bomber. A solo bomber has ****-all target selection against what you'll be finding in VFK.
Those cyno ships you cycled your blasters twice on are suddenly multiple volleys of torps because the applied damage is awful.

If you're blaster specced, use a daredevil. Fast, and rapidly kills anything it is able to.

STOP FITTING WARP STABS HOLY ****. Your main threat is bubbles and this achieves nothing.

IF you want to actually catch things worth making people cry about, use a cloaky Sabre.

You should have the skills you need to do what you want to do within about a week; the whole "waiting for bomber skills!" thing will leave you sour and disappointed. Stop listening to HS folk telling you solo bombers are the **** - they've never tried it themselves and it takes a lot of knowledge to pull off.

Range and kiting are what you need to get kills, and you can do that NOW and cheaply.

e: ^^^ also you're replying to a guy you loudly proclaimed you blocked. Good job, champ.

Well they'll just warp off because your stabbed-up bomber won't lock fast enough to point someone* using an undock BM. But you seem to just want to swing at low-hanging fruit whilst beating your chest and claiming to be the very best monkey around, so instead of offering (really quite sincere) advice I'll let you carry on as you are.

* (ignoring the hauler is invulnerable to bombs for 60 seconds and can instantly dock anyway ...)

says the alt who was just created to make this statement, you are so hardcore really

Really? i'd go through all the trouble to make an alt just to make a statement??
REALLY ?!?!?!?! -_-

blocked, you do not add anything useful here, sorry

This guy doesn't have the power to kill a carrier. Not even in his wildest dreams.
Basically there's a few guys hassling anyone dumb enough to try ratting in VFK and hassling T1 haulers (I'd kill them myself for being so stupid). He's trying to inflate his rep by pretending he has to power to inflict some lasting effect on Goons. Realistically he's a joke.

I mean really. Look at his killboard. Hes got a 24% efficiency for July so far and all he has killed is 4 cyno pilots! Most cyno pilot will thank you, since its quicker to get blown up than wait the 10 minute timer, and most cyno pilots don't need a clone upgrade.

His June board is marginally better. K:D is 5:24 (awful) but his efficiency is 54% (still awful but better than July) because he somehow managed to get a Sabre and a Sentinel kill.

Seriously dude. Either give up or get better at it.

Hey there's a war on, bring this cavalcade of failure down to B-D so that I might actually log in and shoot some of you "people"

no we are fine in VFK, in case it gets boring I'm sure someone will bring SBUs

no need to login but don't get mad at me in case your base is gone the day after...

no we are fine in VFK, in case it gets boring I'm sure someone will bring SBUs

no need to login but don't get mad at me in case your base is gone the day after...

Translation - "We're too afraid to engage you where you are deployed so we will pick off the idiots that stay behind and die in T1 haulers and cyno frigs"

I doubt you even have the solid isk to buy enough SBU's to blockade the system.